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Funny expressions we use......
moremojo:
Here's an expression that I thought was hilarious when I first heard it at the age of fourteen:
That's older than my grandma's dirty underwear (referring to a stale joke or expression)
Katie77:
When something is rare or scarse........
"its as scarse as rockin' horse shit"
"its as scarse as hens teeth"
when something is so very obvious....
"Are the Kennedy's gun shy?"
"Is the Pope, Catholic?"
"Does a bear shit in the woods?"
someone who is very boring....
"He's as dull as a month of Sundays"
When someone really loves someone.....
"they think the sun shines out of their arse"
To have sexual intercourse....
"Buffin' the muffin"
saucycobblers:
More euphemisms for miserable looking people. :(
You've got a face like a...
...slapped arse
...wet weekend
...bulldog chewing a wasp
Kazza:
How about some for someone in a particulary foul mood:
"You're like a bag of weasels"
or
"She's like a briar"
Karen
David In Indy:
"We must have hit a skunk that crawled out the ass of another skunk"
(From "Everybody Loves Raymond". While driving in the car, Ray was upset because Robert's feet smelled bad)
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