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Funny expressions we use......
Shuggy:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on November 02, 2006, 10:55:15 pm ---
"Is the Pope, Catholic?"
"Does a bear shit in the woods?"
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It's fun to switch those:
Is a bear Catholic?
Does the ...
I like "He's camp* as a row of army tents"
*(swishily gay)
because you can also say
"He's as straight as row of army tents."
so you never have to think about which one to use.
David In Indy:
Kerry told me a really cute one popular in Australia. He said it in a pm to me a few weeks ago, and I don't have it anymore.
It was something about pissing in a brewery.
Kerry, what was that? Can you tell everyone, because it was really funny. :)
Katie77:
I think what Kerry might have said was, "couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery"...
"piss-up" meaning a "drinking party"......
another one similar that we use, is "couldn't organise a fuck in a brothel"..........
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: Katie77 on January 16, 2007, 06:31:11 am ---I think what Kerry might have said was, "couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery"...
"piss-up" meaning a "drinking party"......
another one similar that we use, is "couldn't organise a fuck in a brothel"..........
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LOL!
That's it! That's exactly how he said it too.
I also love the "brothel" one!
Thanks Sue! :)
ifyoucantfixit:
how about someone that is unable to hit the broad side of a barn,,,,,,,as jack shooting at the coyote..
or someone that is a fumblefingers,,....couldnt find their ass with both hands
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