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Funny expressions we use......

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Lumière:
A few I have been known to use:

Keep yer hair on ..!
What the flyin f... ??  ;D    [I blame Jack Twist for this one. lol]
She'll definitely sh!t watermelons if she finds out ..

..and there are a few more ... 8)

Katie77:
Ok...heres my chance to put a few Aussie ones in here......(with explanations)


You've got a bee's dick of a chance of winning the lottery......
(means you have the smallest chance possible)

Couldnt give away cheese at a rats picnic
utterly hopeless

Could sell sand to an Arab
Could sell ice to eskimos
a good salesman

I'm so hungry I could eat the arse out of a rag doll....

twistedude:
Love the "eat the arse out of a rag doll..."

Katie77:
Another one about hunger.....

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse......and the jockey....

Front-Ranger:
I can't compete with Aussies...but I do have a few ewe-nique sayings including when I tell my children to do something in "two shakes of a lamb's tail" (fast). And an inexperienced lover can be described as someone who looks like they're trying to "kill snakes."

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