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LauraGigs:
One I wrote shortly before the oscars:

An Oscar our Brokeback should win
despite homophobic chagrin!
Good for you, Annie Proulx.
(And the soundtrack should do
even better than Ropin' the Wind!)


Then after the oscars:

To the shock of the entire nation
Brokeback got next to no validation
at the end of the day
I've just got to say
This is a !@#$% !@# of an unsatisfactory situation!

LauraGigs:
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Ennis and Jack discussed God
and the Pentecost (hmm, rather odd)
for Jack played harmonica
in a hat, not a yamulke
and coveted his neighbor's bod!

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LauraGigs:
Ennis sat on a hillside and pondered
upset their summer was sqandered.
Brokeback really got 'em —
him top, Jack the bottom
And it all just felt so good down yonder!

Toycoon:
A cow and calf operation was Jack's fondest mission,
With Ennis by his side, he was wishin'
Jack took up one day
with Randall, some say
And they still didn't do any fishin' !

 ::)

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