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Imagine the Television commercials during BBM....
ptannen:
David -
This just has to be one of the funniest threads! Thanks!!
To continue:
REI Tents - "They always look right - no matter how you put them up!"
Bobby's cereal - "Now with more fruit. Just perfect for Thanksgiving dinner!"
Universal remote control - "Control your TV from the head of the table and show the entire family who is really in control!"
John Twist's Laxative - "Don't let constipation make you grumpy!"
Bear-Away Repellant – “Don’t let an ornery bear spoil your camping trip!”
Reliable Saddle Bags – “They stay put, even if your horse bolts at an ornery bear and you forgot your Bear-Away Repellant.”
Aguirres' Binoculars – “We guarantee you’ll see ALL the action. They’ll keep you entertained for hours.”
Arthur Murray’s Dance Studios - “Learn to dance with YOUR wife.”
John Twist’s Tabac – “For that perfect, well-timed spit!”
Auto-swing set – “Never needs a push, huh.”
Ranch Forman’s Cabins – “For that perfect secret get-away!”
Pete
montferrat:
Pete these are hilarious!
Especially the
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isabelle:
This is one fantastic thread, Thank you!! But seen as I hardly ever watch TV, and go and make tea/coffee or have a pee when the commercials come on (only ONE channel has them in the middle of films here), I cannot think of anything yet. I'll try!
vkm91941:
Old Rose Whiskey >>>>If You're Gonna be Workin' Together, You Oughta be Drinkin' Together.
ptannen:
--- Quote from: montferrat on April 09, 2006, 12:54:30 am ---Pete these are hilarious!
Especially the
--- Quote --- Arthur Murray’s Dance Studios - Learn to dance with YOUR wife
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Thanks, Paul.
Riverton Laundromat - "Try our super-large driers – You can air 20 years of dirty laundry all at once."
Lureen’s Beauty Parlor – “Lureen will be sure you have the latest hairdo.”
The Closet Organizer – “Don’t spend your whole life in the closet . . . looking for the right shirt. The Closet Organizer will make sure each shirt is in its own place, so you can find it more easily.”
Rent-a-Rodeo-Clown – “Tired of driving down to Mexico? With Rent-a-Rodeo-Clown, you can get off right here in Childress! Support your local economy!”
Pete
"Swear to god I didn't know we was goin a get into this again — yeah, I did"
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