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Arad-3:
I could read your wonderful stories all day long!   
You are a great storyteller.

Shakesthecoffecan:
Its because me people were from Kerry. ;)

Arad-3:



Well that certainly explains "The gift of gab"... :laugh:

Shakesthecoffecan:
Ain't that the truth. I knew you were Irish, and knew you would know Kerry people are the kind that follow you down the driveway as you are trying to leave, telling you one more thing. :laugh:

In 1996 I went to Eire and my friend Eileen asked me to carry her Auntie Eilo in Killarney several cartons of cigs. I carried them for days before we got to Killarney and I walked over to her house with the bags and knocked on her door and she opened it and looked at me and said: "You must be the one".

She went on to tell me this wild tale about her late sister having an affair with a priest. She said they were in Austria and were captured by the Nazi's and murdered. I was shocked. When I got home I asked Eileen about it and said "that's B.S.! they were run over by a trolley in Brooklyn!"

Shakesthecoffecan:
Last night we were down in the basement and noticed there was a cricket up in the globe of a floor lamp. We undid it and walked him outside and "freed" him to be with the other crickets.

I says: "Can you imagine the tale he is gone tell the other crickets?"

"All my life they promised me, go to the light and your going to have sex! Well, I went all the way to the light, I was there, you couldn't get any closer to the light than I was and there was no sex going on, there were no other crickets there, just a dead moth and some dust!"

And all the crickets in the neighborhood turned nihlistic and filled up on cheesecake.

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