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jstephens9:
And musically the concept could be represented by the song:
Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
No...not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Oh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats...
Shakesthecoffecan:
I LOVE that song. I have been in situations where I have been confronted with that temptation. My fantasy was to put karo syrup in the gas tank so they would be a hunnered miles away and stuck someplace.
I am evil. >:(
Scott6373:
--- Quote from: Shakestheground on November 16, 2007, 12:36:18 pm ---I LOVE that song. I have been in situations where I have been confronted with that temptation. My fantasy was to put karo syrup in the gas tank so they would be a hunnered miles away and stuck someplace.
I am evil. >:(
--- End quote ---
You're as evil as a kitten
Shakesthecoffecan:
--- Quote from: Scott on November 16, 2007, 12:15:52 pm ---I'm not a cake kinda guy :(
--- End quote ---
How about an Apricot Cheese cake?
Shakesthecoffecan:
--- Quote from: Scott on November 16, 2007, 12:15:11 pm ---Truman...I so need to spend a year of my life living with you...I have a feeling I would learn a lot.
--- End quote ---
Well, what'cha waitin' for cowboy? A matin' call?
Hey, that is two days in a row I have been able to use that quote. :D
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