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Author Topic: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings  (Read 2627102 times)

Offline loneleeb3

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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3010 on: December 04, 2007, 11:47:47 am »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on December 04, 2007, 11:34:31 am
That's why pets are better'n wives. Wives don't make you live longer. It just seems that way. ...

Ba-da-bing!  ;D
LORD!!! You can say that twice and mean it!
You been married before?  ;D

ANother one!

Statistics say Men die first. Do you know why?

Because they want to!!!
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3011 on: December 04, 2007, 11:49:24 am »
Quote from: loneleeb3 on December 04, 2007, 11:47:47 am
LORD!!! You can say that twice and mean it!
You been married before?  ;D

ANother one!

Statistics say Men die first. Do you know why?

Because they want to!!!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3012 on: December 04, 2007, 12:48:38 pm »
Quote from: loneleeb3 on December 04, 2007, 11:47:47 am
LORD!!! You can say that twice and mean it!
You been married before?  ;D

Nope, never been married. Thank God. ...

Quote
ANother one!

Statistics say Men die first. Do you know why?

Because they want to!!!

And they said vaudeville was dead.  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3013 on: December 04, 2007, 12:52:44 pm »
Well I hope Sport will keep his pees around a long time, they are good people.  ;D
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Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3014 on: December 04, 2007, 02:57:47 pm »
I was out at lunchtime to buy postage stamps, and the wind is fierce today. It'll put roses in your cheeks. All of 'em.
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3015 on: December 04, 2007, 03:09:13 pm »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on December 04, 2007, 02:57:47 pm
I was out at lunchtime to buy postage stamps, and the wind is fierce today. It'll put roses in your cheeks. All of 'em.

I don't know how many times oyu have to be told to keep your pants on in public.  Sheesh...you men!!!
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3016 on: December 04, 2007, 03:20:25 pm »
Quote from: Scott on December 04, 2007, 03:09:13 pm
I don't know how many times oyu have to be told to keep your pants on in public.  Sheesh...you men!!!


Oh, as if you're any different.
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3017 on: December 04, 2007, 03:25:41 pm »
Quote from: Scott on December 04, 2007, 03:09:13 pm
I don't know how many times oyu have to be told to keep your pants on in public.  Sheesh...you men!!!

Hell, that wind was so damn cold you didn't hafta drop 'em to put roses in them cheeks!  :o

Think it was New England, or sumpin'. ...
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3018 on: December 04, 2007, 03:30:35 pm »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on December 04, 2007, 03:25:41 pm
Hell, that wind was so damn cold you didn't hafta drop 'em to put roses in them cheeks!  :o

Think it was New England, or sumpin'. ...

Son...it was 18 degrees this morning.  This is what I thought having a husband was all about...he takes the frikkin' dog out and you stay inside where it's nice and warm making breakfast muffins.
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3019 on: December 04, 2007, 03:33:48 pm »
Quote from: Scott on December 04, 2007, 03:30:35 pm
Son...it was 18 degrees this morning.  This is what I thought having a husband was all about...he takes the frikkin' dog out and you stay inside where it's nice and warm making breakfast muffins.

Mmmm. Whut kinda muffins?  :D

Bet you don't call Grady "the frikkin' dog" when it's 80 degrees and you take him out. ...
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