The tights ain't got nuthin' to do with it, Little Darlin'.
Have you ever seen Jeff in his tights. I thought everybody had, but I guess not. You do know he is a superhero, right?
They were the sidekicks of "The SuperFriends", in a cartoon that ran from 1973-1894.
I always suspected it. Thanks for the backstory of the Wonder Twins, Chuck. They must have great super powers if they can run backwards in time.