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Front-Ranger:
Smiling through my tears. :'(
Shakesthecoffecan:
Naw, actually it was a hetero couple, but I did carry Beyond Brokeback with me and I will again on Saturday.
On Saturday I am marrying this couple who are of European descent but they want to step over a broom. This is a version of Jumping the Broom, which I am told, was the way African slaves were married in the days of slavery. They are just going to step over it because neither of them are physically able to jump. They also asked if I could bring a broom because they did not have one. Which got me to thinking maybe they use a vacuum cleaner, which got me to wondering if you want to be modern about it would you jump a vacuum cleaner instead of a broom.
southendmd:
Or, if you want to be truly modern, have a roomba run a circle around them. They won't even have to move.
bentgyro:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Monika:
--- Quote from: southendmd on October 09, 2014, 02:25:26 pm ---Or, if you want to be truly modern, have a roomba run a circle around them. They won't even have to move.
--- End quote ---
I'd pay good money to see that!
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