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David In Indy:
--- Quote from: louisev on December 13, 2006, 10:43:31 pm ---ya know... ya could put some of those tranquilizer darts in that rifle, like Marlin Perkins and his buddy Jim used to use on the crocodiles and rhinoceri - those should anesthetize a Jess lickity split... have the Chippendales truss her up for transport and ship her out to the Elite Club in no time atall!
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For some reason when I read this, I pictured the scene from "9 to 5" when Dolly Parton hog ties Dabney Coleman and roasts him over an open fire!
lol
injest:
ROLAND ROLAND!!
They are talking about shooting me trussing me up and BBQing me!!
If that ain't a personal attack I don't know what IS!!
Ya'll fixin to get DEEEE LETED!!
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: injest on December 13, 2006, 11:10:30 pm ---ROLAND ROLAND!!
They are talking about shooting me trussing me up and BBQing me!!
If that ain't a personal attack I don't know what IS!!
Ya'll fixin to get DEEEE LETED!!
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Tresspassing and sabotage are crimes Jess.
You fixin to get EEEEEEE RESTED!
That's if my sniper cats don't get ya first.
David In Indy:
Hey Jess.....
David In Indy:
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Merry Christmas Everyone!
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