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David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Kelda:
Yeah congrats david on hitting 2000!!! And a new picture - was this taken over the holiday season - I always think of you looking like the first avatar you had for so long but its good to see the social/drunk shots too!!!!
Kerry:
Hey David,
I've just laughed my way through all 17 pages here :laugh: and would love to become a member of your club.
Can I ask a favour? Pleeeeeease give a friend if mine a job in your club. He's worked as a waiter before and is presently getting a few bit parts in a couple of TV shows. The acting jobs don't pay much, so he could do with the extra money the waiter job would bring in (the acting will probably never amount to much).
His name is Christopher Meloni :P
I'm sure he would be popular with your laddie lady members. He has the face and body of an incarnate god and the sexiest gate on the planet!
He would be very grateful ;) to you for this opportunity (he's too shy to ask you himself).
LOL
Kerry
(Psst! Seriously, David, I still haven't figured out how to post pics here ::) Would be eternally grateful if you could post some pics of Christopher for me! :-*)
injest:
--- Quote from: Kerry on January 10, 2007, 08:23:16 am ---Hey David,
I've just laughed my way through all 17 pages here :laugh: and would love to become a member of your club.
Can I ask a favour? Pleeeeeease give a friend if mine a job in your club. He's worked as a waiter before and is presently getting a few bit parts in a couple of TV shows. The acting jobs don't pay much, so he could do with the extra money the waiter job would bring in (the acting will probably never amount to much).
His name is Christopher Meloni :P
I'm sure he would be popular with your laddie lady members. He has the face and body of an incarnate god and the sexiest gate on the planet!
He would be very grateful ;) to you for this opportunity (he's too shy to ask you himself).
LOL
Kerry
(Psst! Seriously, David, I still haven't figured out how to post pics here ::) Would be eternally grateful if you could post some pics of Christopher for me! :-*)
--- End quote ---
His gate is sexy?? ???
ok weird fetish but if landscaping turns you on...I guess that is pretty harmless... ::)
and WHAT are doing in this house of ill repute!! I thought you were a man of discriminating tastes!!
Kerry:
--- Quote from: injest on January 10, 2007, 09:27:57 am ---His gate is sexy?? ???
ok weird fetish but if landscaping turns you on...I guess that is pretty harmless... ::)
and WHAT are doing in this house of ill repute!! I thought you were a man of discriminating tastes!!
--- End quote ---
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Hee-hee-hee! You make me laugh! It was close to midnight and I was sleep deprived! Besides, I never claimed I was a good speller! Ancient historian, yes. Speller, no! As I wrote that, laaaate last night, I had a mental picture of the many times I have admiringly observed Mr Maloni from behind!!! :P I guess I must have had a mental picture, in that same sleep deprived condition, of a swinging gate! :o Swing that gate, baby! Ooooooh, yeaaaaaah! Come to mama! :-* Apologies - I revert to "teenage" whenever I contemplate his classically chiselled countenance (and when I think about his beatific ass, too!!! ;) ) Gad, did I really say all that naughty stuff? Must be the bad influence of the proprietor of this club rubbing off on me! (Love ya, David! ;D)
Much love,
Kerry :)
injest:
Kerry if you want to see what a CLASSY club looks like go here
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,6750.105.html
;) ;)
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