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--- Quote from: David925 on January 15, 2007, 02:34:01 pm ---Stop changing your avatar Lucise. You're making me dizzy.
Who is that a picture of btw?
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That, my dear David, is Daniela Sea .. you can check her out in 'The L Word" ..
Sorry about the dizziness .. ;D
--- Quote from: saucycobblers on January 15, 2007, 02:30:43 pm ---Another missus?? How many has he got?? As if it wasn't bad enough that he's two-timing me with YOU... >:(
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Why, I never..! Dream on, girl .. Last I checked, Daniel got my name tattoed on his ..
Never mind, point is, he got my name tattoo'ed ..
Didn't know that, didja? :P
saucycobblers:
--- Quote from: Lucise on January 15, 2007, 02:42:46 pm ---Why, I never..! Dream on, girl .. Last I checked, Daniel got my name tattoed on his ..
Never mind, point is, he got my name tattoo'ed ..
Didn't know that, didja? :P
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I did ask Daniel what the messy looking smudge was on his... he said it was a botched laser tattoo removal job... had it done when he was drunk... some crazed fan he was trying to get away from... oh my dear, was that YOU? ;)
See how Daniel laughs at your suggestion...
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--- Quote from: saucycobblers on January 15, 2007, 02:59:26 pm ---I did ask Daniel what the messy looking smudge was on his... he said it was a botched laser tattoo removal job... had it done when he was drunk... some crazed fan he was trying to get away from... oh my dear, was that YOU? ;)
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"Botched tattoo removal" ..hmmpff.. >:(..whatever, sister! :P
Don't make me show you his .. umm, where the tattoo is .. I can prove to you that it is still there, I saw it only a few minutes ago while on my lunch break! ;D
Too bad the swim trunks cover the 'evidence'.. 8) 8)
saucycobblers:
I'll be needing to see exhibit 'A' before the jury can reach its verdict... ;D
Kerry:
--- Quote from: saucycobblers on January 15, 2007, 02:25:05 pm ---Hate to break it to ya bud, but meet Matthew's... missus!! :o :'(
There, there... dry your eyes now... s'alright, s'alright...
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Gasp! You are gooooood! What are you, a private investigator? I am impressed! Fact is, Saucy, and ple-ease keep this to yourself (promise you won't tell a soul?), they have separated! Their publicists haven't released the news yet. They met on that British TV spy drama "Spooks" and enjoyed a whirlwind romance. Alas, like so many such things, it simply fizzled out. When the story is released, it will state that Matthew has found comfort, love and companionship in the arms of a fabulously wealthy, stunningly gorgeous, exotic Australian heiress. Now this is the "secret" part . . . . . . the "heiress" is actually ME! It's only the gender that's been changed, for the publicity! All the rest is true. I really am fabulously wealthy and stunningly gorgeous - just happens that I'm not a women! Publicists have to tell these lies to keep the lady fans panting for more. I really do feel for his ex! I believe she's presently living in a cold-water flat in London. Her career has nose-dived since Matthew left her for me. She only ever gained her "fame" (whatever?) from Matthew's afterglow. Poor girl. I really feeeel for her! Tst! Tst! Sad!
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