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dot-matrix:
--- Quote from: David on June 17, 2007, 09:25:40 pm ---ALL RIGHT!!! THAT'S ENOUGH!!
I can't take this shit no more!! >:(
Where's my ass kicking machine?? I'm gonna put it right there in the front door! There's got to be something in this whole wide world that'll keep Jess out of here. >:(
;) ;)
You just wait Jess! I'll be a member of YOUR *cough* club :P pretty soon.
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Well honey apparently it's in Virginia... :-\ ... Wirtz, Virginia to be exact.
http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm site=http://web.archive.org/web/20021113163032/http://www.fred.net/turtle/asskicker/asskicker.html
This water-propelled marvel with whirling suede sneakers resides in Wirtz, Virginia, and will punt you silly.
The kindly folks at Ass-Kicker Central (via Internet Archive) share photographs, commentary, and technical diagrams of The World's Only Ass-Kicking Machine. They also answer an obvious question: "Does The World's Only Ass-Kicking Machine Really Kick Ass?"
"We are almost certain it kicks big-time ass. (Inventor Bob Booth's) anecdotal report about being attacked by the ass-kicker when he got too close to it and 'it started up by itself,' plus the rugged design and Bob's conservative output rating of 100 asses per minute convince us that this device does, indeed, kick ass."
Here's yet another prototype from those geniuses at MIT. This one is bicycle powered. much more suitable to your needs David than that water driven one ;)
injest:
I am reporting the whole lot of ya'll to the authorities!! BLATANT personal attacks EVERYWHERE...maybe we can finally close this disaster down!!
>:(
dot-matrix:
--- Quote from: injest on June 17, 2007, 10:18:27 pm ---I am reporting the whole lot of ya'll to the authorities!! BLATANT personal attacks EVERYWHERE...maybe we can finally close this disaster down!!
>:(
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injest:
oh REAL mature, DOTTIE!!
::) ::)
>:( >:(
:laugh: :laugh: :-*
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: injest on June 17, 2007, 10:18:27 pm ---I am reporting the whole lot of ya'll to the authorities!! BLATANT personal attacks EVERYWHERE...maybe we can finally close this disaster down!!
>:(
--- End quote ---
Good luck with the reporting. I tried calling the sheriff on you 4 months ago, and I'm STILL waiting for him to show up. ::)
;) ;)
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