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Kerry:

--- Quote from: David on June 24, 2007, 02:20:35 am ---Oh No!!!! She only gave me two cans of it. Regular and Texas sized.

I guess I'll have to conserve it, won't I? At least until Dottie gets back.

I'll try to spray less of it the next time Jess comes in here. A half squirt directly to the face ought to do it!  ;)

--- End quote ---

Psst, David, my spies tell me that Jess is in consultation with the manufacturers of that spray, who are developing an antidote, just for her to use when she visits your club.  :o

Promise you won't tell her I told you.   ;)   ;)   ;)   8)

injest:
PULEEZE!

Like I am just DYING to come into your tawdry, sordid, seedy, run down, rat infested, roach motel!!

HUMPH!

David In Indy:

--- Quote from: injest on June 26, 2007, 06:59:28 pm ---PULEEZE!

Like I am just DYING to come into your tawdry, sordid, seedy, run down, rat infested, roach motel!!

HUMPH!

--- End quote ---

You must be Jess!

Every time I turn around you're back in here again.  >:(

 ;)  ;)  :D

injest:

--- Quote from: David on June 26, 2007, 07:06:18 pm ---You must be Jess!

Every time I turn around you're back in here again.  >:(

 ;)  ;)  :D

--- End quote ---

its like a car wreck...I don't WANT to look...just can't help myself... :P

Is that a possum I see waddling down the hall??

David In Indy:

--- Quote from: injest on June 26, 2007, 07:14:58 pm ---its like a car wreck...I don't WANT to look...just can't help myself... :P

Is that a possum I see waddling down the hall??

--- End quote ---

Probably. The place has really gone downhill since Dottie went on vacation.

Hey Jess, go catch it and serve it up for dinner tonight at your club. Anything would be better than that rat gumbo you been serving in there.  :P

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