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David In Indy:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on October 01, 2007, 02:09:47 am --- ;) Well the place is all ship shape again maybe we need to get the Sheriff and have an intervention with poor Jess about her anger management issues. That steam coming out her ears is certainly not good for her AND it leaves her hair all limp and unmanagable ;)
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I couldn't believe that steam coming from her ears. I felt tempted to ask her to go steam clean my curtains while she was steaming. I've never seen someone do that before. I thought only Herman Munster did things like that.
Anyway....
Thanks for your help Dottie! You're the best sweetie!! :-*
injest:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on October 01, 2007, 02:09:47 am --- ;) Well the place is all ship shape again maybe we need to get the Sheriff and have an intervention with poor Jess about her anger management issues. That steam coming out her ears is certainly not good for her AND it leaves her hair all limp and unmanagable ;)
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what do you mean it is ship shape again?? This is the first time this rat trap has been cleaned since it was opened!! (Go ahead...read thru the whole thread!)
David In Indy:
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and I've been told I have a halo.
The only time my club gets messy is when you pop over here Jess and you always drag the filth and squalor from your club in here with you. :P
Maybe I should invest in one of those large industrial strength vacuums.
dot-matrix:
Well you could always get a guard dog I guess :-\
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on October 01, 2007, 04:25:32 pm ---Well you could always get a guard dog I guess :-\
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Or attack cats....
Or I could sic my military cats on her....
The only problem is, I have to teach them these anti Jess maneuvers when they are very young and at first they don't like their training very much....
How about my Kung-Fu kitties? They've "Kung Fu'ed" Jess's ankles a few times and she didn't like it!
I could always use my cats with built in heat seeking eyes...
Sneaking a few of my kitties into Jess's club to sabatoge her computer equipment might be fun...
Or my sniper cats. They've all been armed with guns filled with Injest repellant....
You better be careful Jess! My kitties are ready and waiting for you! ;)
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