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Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
Ellemeno:
--- Quote from: brokebackjack on June 13, 2007, 05:37:07 am ---No more beans!
Ennis, I shall no longer accept the internal ossification resulting from the emotional disappointments and frustrations which have afflicted my life to date. I renounce that unspoken policy of self-mortification, which has led to inner emotional poverty and borderline despair. I intend to reopen my emotional well-springs, clear them of the detritus and debris which befoul the source and drink from that pure well until I am sated.
I will no longer eat poorly cooked vegetables which trigger both self abnegation and anal outgassing to such an extent that the feline urine-scent of our portable mountain accomodation is completely masked .
Shoot that f**king elk and shoot it NOW.
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Whoo-EE! You do say much AND you get your point across, Jack! That was awesome. I had forgotten this wonderful thread.
Pipedream:
--- Quote from: Ellemeno on June 23, 2007, 08:13:07 pm ---
Whoo-EE! You do say much AND you get your point across, Jack! That was awesome. I had forgotten this wonderful thread.
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Gotta agree with Clarissa! Lol. :laugh:
ifyoucantfixit:
Exaultations and appelations, most assuredly yes
"Whooee yeah"
Marina:
I love this thread, I hadn't seen it before! I don't know which I like more, the original lines or the Shakespeare-esque.
I hope I don't spoil it for everyone, but I couldn't resist:
1. "You may be a sinner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity!"
2. "Well, mah dad said all rodeo cowboys are f**k-ups."
3. Ennis, could ya wipe Alma Jr.'s nose? To which Ennis replies: "If ah had three hands, ah could!"
I must know every line by heart now. ;)
serious crayons:
This IS such a fun thread! It's an oldie, and I don't remember all 15 pages, so I'll have to go with lines I hope haven't already been used. So:
"I regret to inform you otherwise ... I'm afraid not ... No Sir, not on your coital existence!!!"
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