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Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
Ellemeno:
I say, Old Chap, there's a bit of information I've been intending to impart. Regretfully, it appears as though it shan't be til the autumn that I shall be able to join you for our next high-altitude rendez vous.
Sheyne:
Hey, Ennis, are you familiar with a fellow by the name of Jack?
*Ennis's thoughts: Of course, wife dear. He took my virginity and we fell in love four years ago on Brokeback Mountain where I enjoyed several of the best months of my whole life. I haven't seen him since but I think about him often in the shower.* Maybe. Why?
Sheyne:
--- Quote from: Ellemeno on April 13, 2006, 03:52:48 am ---I say, Old Chap, there's a bit of information I've been intending to impart. Regretfully, it appears as though it shan't be til the autumn that I shall be able to join you for our next high-altitude rendez vous.
--- End quote ---
Old Chap... why can I imagine Ennis saying this with a plum in his mouth and a toffy aristocratic accent? ;D
Ellemeno:
Good day, Monroe! Is Alma here?
Yeah, she's in the condiments aisle.
Excellent, I'll proceed there straightaway.
Sheyne:
Hey Mr Aguirre. I have dropped in to canvas any employment opportunities this summer.
I don't plan on hiring you.
There are no opportunities whatsoever? In particular, on Brokeback Mountain?
I don't plan on hiring you, as you demonstrated yourself to be a practicing homosexual.
*pause*
I don't suppose Ennis del Mar has come canvassing similar opportunities?
I have choked on this revulsion for a full year and now I have to express my disgust at the way you two former employees chose to use the time given to you while herding sheep last year. You weren't being paid to make love to each other while the dogs sat by the flock of sheep you were paid to guard. Now take your leave or I shall throw a little tanty.
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