Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

[Katie77]

 


(Ive got some of these funny signs somewhere, I better go find some)

[Katie77]

Heres a few.........

[David In Indy]

I just found another joke in my Dad's weekly newsletter from his veteran's club. I'm hand typing this so please forgive any typos. And I've had a few shots of whiskey, so you get the picture.


Disorder In American Courts

Attorney: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

Attorney: Can you describe the individual?

Witness: He was about medium height and he had a beard.

Attorney: Was this a male or a female?

Witness: Guess.

Attorney: Are you sexually active?

Witness: No, I just lie there.

Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

Witness: No.

Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?

Witness: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Witness: No.

Attorney: So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

Witness: No.

Attorney: How can you be so sure doctor?

Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Attorney: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

[Katie77]

Very funny David......and oldie but a goodie.

Endd yooooo diddd whell  in sppitte  of tha whixkskeeeeeeeee.....HIC

[Katie77]

[Katie77]

[Katie77]

[Katie77]

The drunk driver was pulled over after driving the wrong way, down a one-way street.

The Policeman said..."Didn't you see the arrows?"

He replied......"No way, I didn't even see the Indians....

[Kerry]