Dog PrayersDear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?
Heavenly Father, When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
Blessed Lord, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,The colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?
Just one question Lord, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God, If we come back as humans, is that good, or bad?
If it please you Lord , More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Almighty Lord, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the Schnauzer across the street.
Oh God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Almighty God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Lord hear my prayer, May I have my testicles back?