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Sheriff Roland:
Q. Why did Jack have to carry the sheep on his shoulders over the creek?

A. Cause he couldn't find the damn lamb handle.

Q. Why is there nail polish on Lureen's finger? (in her last appearance in the movie)

ifyoucantfixit:


      Q.  Why is there nail polish on Lureen's finger? (in her last appearance in the movie)

      A.  Because Jack always put her polish on, and he was only half there at the time.


      Q.  How many weeks did it take Bobby to eat that Thanksgiving dinner?

ifyoucantfixit:
                   Q:  Why was Ennis eatin' pie in a bus depot?

                    A.  Because they won't let him eat it in the church.   Too much fire and brimstone.


                     Q.  If Coyotes have balls the size a apples.  How big are LDs chickens

Delmardeb:
A. They are the size of coyotes. LD wanted them that big so that Jack couldn't kill 'em.'

Q. Hey, what ever happened to the powdered milk and the spuds?

ifyoucantfixit:



            Q. Hey, what ever happened to the powdered milk and the spuds

            A. The Chilean sheep herders got the milk for the lambs, and the spuds for their horse...
                they didnt have no beer or whiskey.....

            Q. How long did Aguirre watch Jack and Ennis the next day when he came back? and the
                next, and the next.....etc?

             

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