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zephaniah:
Q.  How many sand recipes does it take to eat the Sahara?

A. Sand recipes don't eat anything, they're not alive.

Q.  How many super-rural kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Sason:
Q.  How many super-rural kids does it take to change a light bulb?


A. None. In super-rural areas they don't trust the kids to change the light bulbs, the grown ups will do it themselves.


Q. Why would Ennis tell Alma they were fishing buddies, instead of sheep herding buddies?

southendmd:

--- Quote from: Sason on February 08, 2011, 05:22:24 pm ---Q. Why would Ennis tell Alma they were fishing buddies, instead of sheep herding buddies?

--- End quote ---

A.  Cuz it's hard keeping sheep in your apartment to use as an excuse to go away for the weekend.  

Q.  Why didn't that drip-drying elk attract bears?

zephaniah:
Q.  Why didn't that drip-drying elk attract bears?

A.  Bears have been to the fair so many times, they've lost the taste for elk-on-a-stick.

Q.  Why did no one tell Ennis that five tablespoons of salt is too much for two elk steaks?

Sason:
Q.  Why did no one tell Ennis that five tablespoons of salt is too much for two elk steaks?


A. Coz noone was around to tell him. Jack was up with the sheep, and the film crew was busy filming.
     And the elk didn't have much to say.


Q. Did Fish and Game ever find out about the shot elk?

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