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brokebackjack:
lmao Lee!

EDelmar is deep.

Jeff Wrangler:

--- Quote from: brokebackjack on April 10, 2007, 01:08:47 am ---Like Spot, the Maine Coon I dug out of a dumpster off of Park Avenue, where he had been stuck in a box and thrown away...

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Jesus H.! I wasn't raised with pets for medical reasons and I don't have any now, but what poor excuse for a human being could do that to a living animal?  >:(

And could somebody explain, please, What's a "tuxedo cat"?

(J.W. has visions of the old "Top Cat" cartoon running through his head. ...  ;D )

brokebackjack:
Jeff it was completely freaky. A normal Manhattan day, nice weather, walking down a street and---suddenly a couple of us just stopped. We began looking at each other and it was quite obvious we all had the same thought---can this be?? Is there a BABY buried in there??

The sounds of an infant crying were coming out of that dumpster.

We looked, and climbed up, cause yes that's exactly what we heard. this ' we' included a guy in a suit which cost a few thousand and a classic Park Avenue matron who had just been to the beauty parlor, nails done lol. We started digging. Bare hands. The matron took off a rock the size of gibraltar and said put this in your jeans and if even THINK of taking off I will remove your balls.Then she took off her heels. Make a long story short, the guy in the suit and I heard the sound, said oh no, and jumped back cause it was EXACTLY underfoot, dug like crazy--all of us--and there is this box with screams coming out. Box is opened, a huge cat jumps onto my chest.

Enter one Maine Coon named Spot.

Wishes:
Thank goodness you saved that kitty!!!!!

A Tuxedo cat is a black cat with a white chest, white paws and usually white on thier faces. Like they are wearing a tuxedo.

Wishes:


Found this cute specimen on the internet

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