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Bitch, Bitch, Bitch
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on August 10, 2007, 01:13:22 am ---
David! Honey I know EXACTLY what you mean about doggie farts. Funny my females don't do it much but the boys will kill ya at least once a month ~and~ they ALL eat the same thing! Go figure. Elvis always seems to aim his butt right at me and it's impossible to sit down wind from three of them :laugh:
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Well, at least you know where I'm coming from Dottie! :P It's awful isn't it?
You have a dog named Elvis? That's such a cute name for a dog. Well, actually it's a cute name period. I love that name. :D
Boy, I'd really like to light a few of my scented candles but I'm scared to strike a match with all this dog gas in here. What do you think? Is it safe? I'm scared I'll blow us all up to kingdom come. :-\
Cody's really farting up a tune tonight. I'm not sure what I should do about it. ???
dot-matrix:
--- Quote from: David on August 10, 2007, 01:27:26 am --- :laugh: :laugh:
Well, at least you know where I'm coming from Dottie! :P It's awful isn't it?
You have a dog named Elvis? That's such a cute name for a dog. Well, actually it's a cute name period. I love that name. :D
Boy, I'd really like to light a few of my scented candles but I'm scared to strike a match with all this dog gas in here. What do you think? Is it safe? I'm scared I'll blow us all up to kingdom come. :-\
Cody's really farting up a tune tonight. I'm not sure what I should do about it. ???
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LOL I get the Febreeze out and spray the air around Elivis's butt! He hates that. :laugh: Go ahead and light your candles I think it's safe once it mixes with oxygen. ... except for us, for us it's still deadly ;) Yep Elvis is my baby, he's only 3 and is just a great big puppy. Rico and Studly tolerate him and his antics. My females are Coco and Bailey. Bailey is the dowager of the lot and don't she just KNOW she's queen bee.
My vet suggested charcoal bisquits. I get them at Petco and given em one or two a week. There is even an additive like Beano that you can get for their food but I haven't been that desperate yet.
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: dot-matrix on August 10, 2007, 01:47:16 am ---LOL I get the Febreeze out and spray the air around Elivis's butt! He hates that. :laugh: Go ahead and light your candles I think it's safe once it mixes with oxygen. ... except for us, for us it's still deadly ;) Yep Elvis is my baby, he's only 3 and is just a great big puppy. Rico and Studly tolerate him and his antics. My females are Coco and Bailey. Bailey is the dowager of the lot and don't she just KNOW she's queen bee.
My vet suggested charcoal bisquits. I get them at Petco and given em one or two a week. There is even an additive like Beano that you can get for their food but I haven't been that desperate yet.
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I'm all out of Fabreeze Dottie! Gotta go pick some up tomorrow at the grocery, assuming someone hasn't parked their ol' 1971 Ford pick up across THREE parking spaces!! :laugh: :laugh:
What are the chances, huh? ???
Well, anyways, I'll call my vet about the charcoal tomorrow. I don't think Cody would eat charcoal anyway, no matter how good it tasted. I suppose I'll just stick with those scented candles. If ya'll hear a big KOBOOOM or if for some reason CNN breaks in on all ya'll's TV sets later on tonight about an unexplained explosion on the west side of Indy... well... hehe.... I was just trying to light my scented candles.
Currently, I'm sitting here with my shirt pulled over my face in desperation. I don't know what to do about all of this. :P
dot-matrix:
You've reminded me of a spoof that went around the office a while back:
Lost dog kills 2,000 by farting
Written by A. Jerrbear
Rusty: Killing people with farts
SYDNEY, Australia - A dog that vanished two months ago has been found to have killed 2,000 by farting, media reported Wednesday.
"I can't believe my dog has gas," Sherry Lowery, who has made several appeals in local media for her pet's return, told Australian Associated Press. "It just goes to show that feeding the dog beans is bad for everyone!"
How Rusty, an 8-year-old poodle-Maltese mix, killed people by farting remains a mystery, although the condition of Rusty's arse suggests the dog did not explode.
Rusty disappeared in May while Lowery was inside a shop in the east coast town of Woy Soy, located 25 miles north of Sydney.
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
dot-matrix:
ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!
What is it with those self-centered, arrogant, screw-thre-rest-of-the-world attituded people.....you know....the ones who can go into a store, get a shopping cart, push it all over the store, fill it up, push it out the door all the way to their parked car but then cannot return it to the designated "Return Carts Here" place?
They just leave it blocking someone elses parking spot, or push it in front of their car and shorten up the available space for another person. Is is so hard to push the same cart they pushed around for 45 minutes another 1 minute and get it back to where it belongs?
What's the world coming to. It isn't about anyone else nowdays...it's all about SELF.....after all "I'm worth it!" Use to be people helped others....cared about them or at least the quality of life that we all share. We use to be courteous and look out for each other and do even something as insignificant as pushing a shopping cart out of another person way to make their experience of parking/shopping a little less frustrating. Well at least some of us still try.
I'm starting to get a little preachy......ain't I?
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