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David In Indy:
--- Quote from: Susiebell on September 30, 2007, 06:44:47 pm ---..... or maybe you've just worn it out with all those Everybody Loves Raymond repeats!! ;D
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
delalluvia:
--- Quote from: injest on September 27, 2007, 07:07:25 pm ---...
the police came at 9:30 and arrested our receptionist!!!!
:o :o :o
I mean REALLY!!?? I haven't worked that long...does this happen pretty often? I would die DEAD if I got arrested...let alone at WORK!
They searched her car and then came back and impounded it....
I don't know if she is ever coming back....don't know what is going on...
she has two kids...
I was thinking...I gripe a lot..but at least my life is not THAT hard!
sheesh!
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That's pretty exciting actually, though I'm not sure that's something to bitch about:
[whiney voice] "I hate my job! They just keep arresting employees here!" [/whiney voice off] :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
We had one employee disappear after a happy hour for a few days. Turned out he'd been picked up for DUI and was in the pokey.
He had to really grovel to the judge stay out of prison - it was his second offense. He managed to talk his way into community service, car breathalyzer tester and probation.
Whenever we used to go out to lunch, he'd drive and we got used to his breathing into his breathalyzer.
Another employee at another job - this is bizarre - showed up early for work, after an hour or so, went down to the lobby and used the company ATM machine (I used to work for the largest mortgage banker in the U.S., we had a lot of perks), then disappeared. The next time anyone saw him, he was found in a motel room, tied up, in his boxer shorts, hanging from a noose tied to the ceiling, dead.
Murder? Adventurous sex gone wrong?
We never found out. All we knew is that his wife got the hell out of Dodge a week later and never came back.
injest:
--- Quote from: delalluvia on October 19, 2007, 12:28:38 am ---That's pretty exciting actually, though I'm not sure that's something to bitch about:
[whiney voice] "I hate my job! They just keep arresting employees here!" [/whiney voice off] :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
We had one employee disappear after a happy hour for a few days. Turned out he'd been picked up for DUI and was in the pokey.
He had to really grovel to the judge stay out of prison - it was his second offense. He managed to talk his way into community service, car breathalyzer tester and probation.
Whenever we used to go out to lunch, he'd drive and we got used to his breathing into his breathalyzer.
Another employee at another job - this is bizarre - showed up early for work, after an hour or so, went down to the lobby and used the company ATM machine (I used to work for the largest mortgage banker in the U.S., we had a lot of perks), then disappeared. The next time anyone saw him, he was found in a motel room, tied up, in his boxer shorts, hanging from a noose tied to the ceiling, dead.
Murder? Adventurous sex gone wrong?
We never found out. All we knew is that his wife got the hell out of Dodge a week later and never came back.
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I don't know why but that just kills me! :laugh: :laugh:
just all casual...happens every day...I have lots of friends that have to breath into tubes to make their cars go... ::) ::)
well how about this for a gripe??
at what age do you stop caring and just dig wedgies outta your drawers in front of God and everyone? and when does cleaning out your nose become public behaviour????
ol Boney fingers does both...and let me tell you, it ain't no quick job...she is in there digging for gold I think...
(welcome back, Del!!) ;D ;D
delalluvia:
--- Quote from: injest on October 19, 2007, 12:35:44 am ---I don't know why but that just kills me! :laugh: :laugh:
just all casual...happens every day...I have lots of friends that have to breath into tubes to make their cars go... ::) ::)
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Human beings are wonderfully adaptive. Secret to our success as a species. ;D
--- Quote ---well how about this for a gripe??
at what age do you stop caring and just dig wedgies outta your drawers in front of God and everyone? and when does cleaning out your nose become public behaviour????
ol Boney fingers does both...and let me tell you, it ain't no quick job...she is in there digging for gold I think...
(welcome back, Del!!) ;D ;D
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Heh, I bellieve at some age, people get old enough to be treated as invisible. No one notices or cares much about older people and they have long stopped caring about what anyone else around them thinks. So they clean house, above and below, talk to themselves, fail to care much about personal hygiene, preferring their own personal effluvia...go figure.
injest:
--- Quote from: delalluvia on October 19, 2007, 12:44:04 am ---Human beings are wonderfully adaptive. Secret to our success as a species. ;D
Heh, I bellieve at some age, people get old enough to be treated as invisible. No one notices or cares much about older people and they have long stopped caring about what anyone else around them thinks. So they clean house, above and below, talk to themselves, fail to care much about personal hygiene, preferring their own personal effluvia...go figure.
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well she is grossing me out!!
>:( >:( >:(
I never know where to look!
:laugh:
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