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HELLO! Where the FAAARK is everyone?
isabelle:
So Ray, what's the lingo in Australia? Do you wear pants under your trousers, or undies under your pants? Yeah, maybe you wear neither, but in general? Other people I mean??
I am not being unhealthily obsessed :P, you know, I just like to get my vocab right! Like, I'm wondering what word pops to your mind when you spot a sexy man: 'wow, I'd like to rip his pants off', which for an American won't sound all that hot (what do you do then with the undies?), but will for a Brit.
And if I ever manage to get to the other side of the world, where the kangaroos hop about and the morning skies look so gorgeous, I'd like to be sure exactly what to expect if I need to see a doctor and I'm told to take my "pants" off :o
Ray:
Hello hello hello. SAArch a day I've had. Hey Kelda my love. I love it when you "pop in"!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd Isabelle! I don't mean to be brief..............get it?
Okayokayokay
WHAT BANGLES THE DANGLE DOWNUNDER 101
* Cool dudes and dudettes wear boxers that can be seen above the top of the pants. The more boxer shorts visible, the cooler you are. I tried being cool but kept tripping over my looooooooooooooooooooow riding pants and looking decidedly uncool with my face caressing the dirt!
* Free spirits wear NO underwear at all. This can be problematic for those genetically blessed, but then I imagine the genetically blessed see it more of an advantage! This method, better known as 'free balling' is conducive to having lots of babies, both for healthy sperm, and healthy interest from potential mates.
* Those whose primary life interest is stamp collecting, chess, computer hacking, and/or whose mother buys their clothes wear Y-fronts. These are a close cousin to the nana bloomer and often stink like cat piss or worse. DO NOT DRESS YOUR CHILDREN IN Y-FRONTS!
* Trendys wear tight fitting briefs that celebrate the lines and make love to the curves. Many brands are available and are hip when only the brand name shows above the belt line. Cologne frangrance manufacturer or pop songstress labels are preferable. If you HAVE to wear Target of Kmart 12 pack knickers, always ensure that the brand label flaps from your tail and not the washing instructions. NOT a good look!
* Pants and trousers are worn with suits and usually have darts!
* Slacks are worn by Richard Simmons.
* Jeans are hot
* Belted shorts are NOT!
* Armys are in
* Three quarter cargos belong in the bin
* Peter Heaters , leather, rubber, and PVC are fetish
* LYCRA IS OUT!!!!!!
And remember test your testicles for lumps at every opportunity! 8) This can however be a difficult task as Dylan Moran would say, as you are looking for lumps in a bag of ....LUMPS!
And contrary to popular belief, we do NOT have kangaroos bounding around our back yards![/list]
isabelle:
--- Quote from: Ray on April 26, 2006, 04:19:02 am ---
And contrary to popular belief, we do NOT have kangaroos bounding around our back yards![/list]
--- End quote ---
Awwww, Rayyyyy, you just broke my dream there!
But thanks for the vocab lesson, and err... nice undies.
Ray:
However..., should you come visiting, I can arrange for something to go bounding around the backyard!
isabelle:
Oh my goodness, I daren't imagine what that would be now! Or I do, but my mind seems to be getting ditier by the day, hanging around with you, and you, and you... Too much holiday!
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