Hmmm.
A hit movie comes out with no product tie-ins?
Has Ang Lee learned nothin from George Lucas and Steven Speilberg?
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Play Doh - Brokeback Mountain edition, including molds for action figures, horses, sheep, and hats in a pup tent carrying case!
![Kiss :-*](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/kiss.gif)
"Del Mar" cologne would have been joined on the shelf by "Jack Nasty"
![Cheesy :D](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/cheesy.gif)
, "Alma", and "Lureen" as fragrances.
![Grin ;D](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/grin.gif)
"Life - Brokeback Mountain Edition" spin the spinner and advance the board find out if Ennis and Jack end up together, or separate and live lives of regret. Take a card -- "You've been spotted tusseling with your lover by Joe Aguirre. Move back 3 spaces!"
![Cheesy :D](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/cheesy.gif)
"Huntin on Brokeback Mountain" video game. How many elk can you bag before getting caught by "The Fish and Game"? Careful for bear...
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"Brokeback Mountain Cookbook" -- Recipes include "Elk -- Sauteed in Whiskey", "Beans ala BetterMost", "Boxed Lentil Soup", "Texan Twisted Tea", "Cherry Cake Surprise!", and "Lamb ala Lightnin Flat."
![Shocked :o](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/shocked.gif)
Brokeback Mountain Two-Man Pup Tent.
![Tongue :P](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/tongue.gif)
Brokeback Candy Mountain Cigarettes.
![Wink ;)](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/wink.gif)
Official Jack Twist Harmonica.
![Shocked :o](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/shocked.gif)
Official Joe Aguirre Viewmaster Binoculars -- (See it all in 3-D!)
![Grin ;D](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/grin.gif)
Jack "Twister" action game:
"Spin the spinner and call the shots!
Jack Twister ties you up in a Knot!
It's Twister!
Jack Twister!"
![Tongue :P](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/tongue.gif)
Brokeback Mountain Snowcone Machine!
![Afro O0](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/afro.gif)
Official Jack Twist 'Stache disguise.
![Sad :(](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/sad.gif)
Jack and Ennis Salt and Pepper Shakers!
![Kiss :-*](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/kiss.gif)
:-*Brokeback Mountain Bed Sheet and Bed Roll Set.
![Cheesy :D](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/cheesy.gif)
Jack n Ennis Reversible Carhartt Jackets -- Carhartt brown switches to Green Plaid!
![Grin ;D](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/grin.gif)
Jack n Ennis reversible shirt -- (indigo reverses to yellow plaid)
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Jack Twist's "Mystery Date" Board Game -- Jack's "Mr. Right" just won't commit, so who will he find to be "Mr. RightNOW?"
![Huh? ???](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/huh.gif)
"Clue - Brokeback Mountain Edition" (that's "Cluedo" for you all across the pond) in which various characters travel the board and collect clues about suspects and murder weapons: "I call Lureen to the grainery with a tire-iron!"
![Lips Sealed :-X](https://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/lipsrsealed.gif)
Brokeback Mountain Aromarama Special Edition DVD! (When the number flashes on the screen, get out your coded "scratch n sniff" card and smell along! "Number Six smells like -- Cat Piss!")
Them's my ideas...
What's yours?