Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Sason:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on March 11, 2021, 09:23:52 pm ---
Q. Did Ennis and Jack eat that whole elk?
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A. Yup, meat, bones, antlers, hooves, everything. They were starved, due to now powdered milk or spuds.
Q. Why is Jack the only combine salesman they've got?
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Sason on March 13, 2021, 04:59:00 pm ---Q. Why is Jack the only combine salesman they've got?
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A. Because they had limited numbers of combines.
Q. Why was Jack such a poor shot?
Sason:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on March 14, 2021, 09:54:37 pm ---
Q. Why was Jack such a poor shot?
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A. Because he had poured too many shots.
Q. Who bleached Lureen's hair?
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Sason on March 15, 2021, 05:23:48 pm ---Q. Who bleached Lureen's hair?
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A. She did it herself. That's why it looks the way it does.
Q. Did Ennis ever replace the shirt that Jack took?
Sason:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on March 16, 2021, 05:18:32 pm ---
Q. Did Ennis ever replace the shirt that Jack took?
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A. No, he just had to go without a shirt half of the time.
Q. Why was Aguierre out of powdered milk and spuds?
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