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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game

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CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on March 31, 2021, 04:59:00 pm ---Q. Why did Randall marry babblemouth LaShawn?
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A.  Because he didn't appreciate the sounds of silence.

Q.  How much wire has Randall used on the truck?

Sason:

--- Quote from: CellarDweller on March 31, 2021, 06:09:57 pm ---
Q.  How much wire has Randall used on the truck?

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A. Enough to fix it for now.

Q. What did Monroe really think of Ennis?

CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on April 01, 2021, 04:58:02 pm ---Q. What did Monroe really think of Ennis?
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A. He didn't think of Ennis.

Q.  Did Jack know what condiments were?

Sason:

--- Quote from: CellarDweller on April 03, 2021, 10:54:24 pm ---
Q.  Did Jack know what condiments were?

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A. No, he thought they were the same as french letters.

Q. Why did those men in LD's showroom call Jack a pissant?

CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on April 04, 2021, 04:43:34 pm ---Q. Why did those men in LD's showroom call Jack a pissant?
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A.  They've actually been misheard.  They enjoyed Jack's sense of humor, and called him a pisser.

Q.  Would you rather snuggle with Jack or Ennis?

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