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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game

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CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on April 20, 2021, 03:33:18 pm ---Q. Did Lureen ever remarry?
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A.  One husband was enough.

Q.  How did Ennis learn to shoot so well?

Sason:

--- Quote from: CellarDweller on April 21, 2021, 05:43:33 pm ---
Q.  How did Ennis learn to shoot so well?

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A. He and his brother practiced together, strongly encouraged by their father.

Q. Why did their parents miss that one curve in the road?

CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on April 22, 2021, 03:21:30 pm ---Q. Why did their parents miss that one curve in the road?
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A.  His mother was doing something "unladylike" to her husband as he drove.  One of the earliest examples of distracted driving.

Q.  Is a tough old bird an overcooked chicken?

Sason:

--- Quote from: CellarDweller on April 22, 2021, 08:17:07 pm ---
Q.  Is a tough old bird an overcooked chicken?

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A. Sometimes, but not in this case.

Q. Why didn't Jack have any siblings?

CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on April 23, 2021, 03:06:25 pm ---Q. Why didn't Jack have any siblings?
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A.  Because why continue after Jack?

Q.  did Jack and Ennis ever exchange Christmas gifts?

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