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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game

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CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on June 21, 2021, 02:31:45 pm ---Q. Why did OMT spit in a cup? So disgusting!!  >:(
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A.  because it was near at hand.

Q.  Would you rather he spit on his wife?

Sason:

--- Quote from: CellarDweller on June 24, 2021, 06:34:42 pm ---
Q.  Would you rather he spit on his wife?

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A. I would rather he spit on himself, he's the one who deserves it.

Q. Where did Ma Twist get the cherry cake recipe from?

CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on June 25, 2021, 06:47:41 pm ---Q. Where did Ma Twist get the cherry cake recipe from?
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A.  Better Homes & Gardens.

Q.  Were the cherries fresh or canned?

Sason:

--- Quote from: CellarDweller on June 26, 2021, 11:14:04 pm ---
Q.  Were the cherries fresh or canned?

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A. Fresh from the garden

Q. How come Jack didn't know what pentecost was?

CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on July 03, 2021, 05:16:11 pm ---Q. How come Jack didn't know what pentecost was?
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A.  Isn't it obvious?  He was a "Heath"en!

Q.  Was Jack a klutz?

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