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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game

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Sason:

--- Quote from: CellarDweller on September 21, 2021, 10:19:08 pm ---
Q.  Did they ever eat any of the sheep?

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A. Yes, that's how Jack came by the lanolin.

Q. Where there any wild herbs they could pick and eat on Brokeback?

CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on September 22, 2021, 03:42:51 pm ---Q. Where there any wild herbs they could pick and eat on Brokeback?
--- End quote ---

A.  None that mattered.  Ennis wasn't into seasoning anyway.

Q.  Was Jack ever gored by a bull?

Sason:

--- Quote from: CellarDweller on September 30, 2021, 04:03:26 pm ---
Q.  Was Jack ever gored by a bull?

--- End quote ---

A. L.D Fucking Newsome would have loved that, but no, he wasn't.

Q. What did the passer-by man think of Ennis throwing up in the alley?

CellarDweller:

--- Quote from: Sason on October 01, 2021, 03:14:29 pm ---Q. What did the passer-by man think of Ennis throwing up in the alley?
--- End quote ---

A.  Too much hair of the dog.

Q.  Whatever happened to the rodeo clown?

Sason:

--- Quote from: CellarDweller on October 15, 2021, 10:04:28 pm ---
Q.  Whatever happened to the rodeo clown?

--- End quote ---

A. He quietly rodeoed his way into the bed of one of the rodeo queens.

Q. Why is it so important that boys watch football?

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