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The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Sason on November 15, 2021, 04:28:03 pm ---Q. Why is it that Jack is sick of beans?
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A. It's all Ennis would cook!
Q. How long did the moose last?
Sason:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on November 21, 2021, 03:29:49 pm ---
Q. How long did the moose last?
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A. What moose? Do you mean the elk they shot? It lasted two weeks, then Jack started to complain again.
Q. What did Ennis do with the coyote he shot?
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Sason on November 21, 2021, 07:11:08 pm ---Q. What did Ennis do with the coyote he shot?
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A. He gave Alma the balls to wear as earrings. They were the size of apples, and started the trend of over-sized earrings.
Q. Was Jack ever able to get Bobby's teacher to like him?
Sason:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on November 25, 2021, 08:45:12 pm ---
Q. Was Jack ever able to get Bobby's teacher to like him?
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A. No, the teacher didn't like men who wear parkas, esp blue ones.
Q. Why did LD Newsome walk like a crab?
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Sason on December 01, 2021, 03:09:51 pm ---
Q. Why did LD Newsome walk like a crab?
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A. Because he was crabby!
Q. did he also have crabs?
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