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| aintfoolin | “I ain’t foolin’” |
| aintgoing | “Well, it ain’t going nowhere” |
| aintjokin | “I ain’t jokin’” |
| aintright | “It ain’t right” |
| beansleft | “Beans about all we got left” |
| betteridea | “You got a better idea?” |
| bluestreak | “Woman talks a blue streak” |
| cantquit | “I’ll tell you this, I can’t quit this one.” |
| cherrycake | “Piece of cherry cake?” |
| coffee | “Want a cup of coffee, don’t ya?” |
| deserveit | “You probably deserve it” |
| dontsaymuch | “You don’t say much, but you get your point across” |
| dontseemfair | “See now, it don’t seem fair.” |
| fastorslow | “Fast or slow, I just like the direction you’re goin’” |
| fishinbuddies | “We was fishin’ buddies” |
| gitinhere | “I suggest you get your scrawny asses in here, pronto.” |
| goodforyou | “Good for you” |
| goodfriends | “We was good friends” |
| gotmessage | “Looks like I got the message in any case” |
| gotnothing | “Got nothing, you don’t need nothing.” |
| gotusgood | “Old Brokeback got us good, don’t it.” |
| gotwhiskey | “Got whiskey or sumpin’?” |
| guardsheep | “We’re sposed to guard the sheep, not eat ‘em” |
| havetosing | “Well, all right, as long as I don’t have to sing” |
| hereweare | “Here we are!” |
| highclass | “That’s some high-class entertainment, you ask me” |
| hungryas | “I get down here, hungry as hell, and all I find is beans” |
| hunh | ”Hunh?” |
| imsorry | “I’m sorry” |
| imstuck | “I’m stuck with what I got here” |
| inahurry | “You are in a hurry!” |
| isthatright | “Is that right?” |
| jacknasty | “Jack Nasty” |
| jacktwist | “Jack * Twist” (reunion) |
| letitbe | “Let it be” |
| likeahorse | “You’re sleepin’ on your feet like a horse” |
| likeitornot | “Like it or not, here I am.” |
| matincall | “What are you waitin’ for, cowboy, a matin’ call?” |
| meannothin | “Doesn’t mean nothin’, Alma” |
| mexico | “We oughta go to Mexico” |
| neverenough | “There is never enough time, never enough” |
| nomorebeans | “No more beans” |
| onceburned | “Once burned...” |
| oneshot | “This is a one-shot thing we got going on here” |
| outloud | “I was just thinkin’ out loud” |
| pleasedmaam | “Pleased to meet you, ma’am” |
| quityou | “I wish I knew how to quit you” |
| realthinker | “Yep, you’re a real thinker there” |
| relaxcowboy | “Relax, cowboy” |
| sallwegot | “S’all we got” |
| seeyaround | “Well, I guess I’ll see y’around, hunh?” |
| senor | “Señor?” |
| servingit | “No one’s eatin’ unless you’re servin’ it” |
| sickofbeans | “Too early in the summer to be sick o’ beans” |
| sinner | “You may be a sinner, but I ain’t yet had the opportunity” |
| situation | “This is a goddamned bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.” |
| slap | (slapping sound) |
| smellslike | “smells like cat piss or worse” |
| sohereiam | “So...here I am” |
| soquiet | “Friend, that’s more words than you’ve spoke in the past two weeks” |
| soupboxes | “Them soup boxes is hard to pack” |
| speakforyourself | “Speak for yourself.” |
| standit | “If you can’t fix it, you gotta stand it” |
| startlepoint | “That horse has a low startle-point” |
| stickwithbeans | “I’ll stick with beans” |
| sureenough | “Sure enough” |
| tentdont | “Tent don’t look right” |
| thankyoudance | “Thank yew” (LaShawn) |
| thankyouwhiskey | “Thank yew” (Ennis) |
| thearmy | “I might be back, if the Army don’t get me” |
| themsheep | “You’ll run them sheep off again if you don’t quiet down” |
| theretofish | “You didn’t go up there to fish!” |
| thewhut | “The whut?” |
| threehands | “If I had three hands, I could” |
| timetogo | “Time to get going, cowboy” |
| toofast | “You don’t think I’m too fast, do you?” |
| tyingknots | “Unless you wanta sit around tyin’ knots all day” |
| washoping | “Was hoping you’d be there.” |
| whatitsworth | “For what it’s worth” |
| whatstheoccasion | “What’s the occasion?” |
| wherebluebirdssing | “Where bluebirds sing and there’s a whiskey spring.” |
| windblewin | “Well, look what the wind blew in” |
| yeah | “Ooowee! Yeah!” |
| yeehaw | “Yeehaw!” |
| youbet | “You bet” |
| youcomeback | “You come back and see us again” |
| yourelate | “You’re late!” |
| “Beans about all we got left” | beansleft |
| “Doesn’t mean nothin’, Alma” | meannothin |
| “Fast or slow, I just like the direction you’re goin’” | fastorslow |
| “For what it’s worth” | whatitsworth |
| “Friend, that’s more words than you’ve spoke in the past two weeks” | soquiet |
| “Good for you” | goodforyou |
| “Got nothing, you don’t need nothing.” | gotnothing |
| “Got whiskey or sumpin’?” | gotwhiskey |
| “Here we are!” | hereweare |
| “Hunh?” | hunh |
| “I ain’t foolin’” | aintfoolin |
| “I ain’t jokin’” | aintjokin |
| “I get down here, hungry as hell, and all I find is beans” | hungryas |
| “I might be back, if the Army don’t get me” | thearmy |
| “I suggest you get your scrawny asses in here, pronto” | gitinhere |
| “I was just thinkin’ out loud” | outloud |
| “I wish I knew how to quit you” | quityou |
| “I’ll stick with beans” | stickwithbeans |
| “I’ll tell you this, I can’t quit this one.” | cantquit |
| “I’m sorry” | imsorry |
| “I’m stuck with what I got here” | imstuck |
| “If I had three hands, I could” | threehands |
| “If you can’t fix it, you gotta stand it” | standit |
| “Is that right?” | isthatright |
| “It ain’t right” | aintright |
| “Jack * Twist” (reunion) | jacktwist |
| “Jack Nasty” | jacknasty |
| “Let it be” | letitbe |
| “Like it or not, here I am.” | likeitornot |
| “Looks like I got the message in any case” | gotmessage |
| “No more beans” | nomorebeans |
| “No one’s eatin’ unless you’re servin’ it” | servingit |
| “Old Brokeback got us good, don’t it.” | gotusgood |
| “Once burned...” | onceburned |
| “Ooowee! Yeah!” | yeah |
| “Piece of cherry cake?” | cherrycake |
| “Pleased to meet you, ma’am” | pleasedmaam |
| “Relax, cowboy” | relaxcowboy |
| “S’all we got” | sallwegot |
| “See now, it don’t seem fair.” | dontseemfair |
| “Señor?” | senor |
| “smells like cat piss or worse” | smellslike |
| “So...here I am” | sohereiam |
| “Speak for yourself.” | speakforyourself |
| “Sure enough” | sureenough |
| “Tent don’t look right” | tentdont |
| “Thank yew” (Ennis) | thankyouwhiskey |
| “Thank yew” (LaShawn) | thankyoudance |
| “That horse has a low startle-point” | startlepoint |
| “That’s some high-class entertainment, you ask me” | highclass |
| “The whut?” | thewhut |
| “Them soup boxes is hard to pack” | soupboxes |
| “There is never enough time, never enough” | neverenough |
| “This is a goddamned bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.” | situation |
| “This is a one-shot thing we got going on here” | oneshot |
| “Time to get going, cowboy” | timetogo |
| “Too early in the summer to be sick o’ beans” | sickofbeans |
| “Unless you wanta sit around tyin’ knots all day” | tyingknots |
| “Want a cup of coffee, don’t ya?” | coffee |
| “Was hoping you’d be there.” | washoping |
| “We oughta go to Mexico” | mexico |
| “We was fishin’ buddies” | fishinbuddies |
| “We was good friends” | goodfriends |
| “We’re sposed to guard the sheep, not eat ‘em” | guardsheep |
| “Well ain’t going nowhere” | aintgoing |
| “Well, all right, as long as I don’t have to sing” | havetosing |
| “Well, I guess I’ll see y’around, hunh?” | seeyaround |
| “Well, look what the wind blew in” | windblewin |
| “What are you waitin’ for, cowboy, a matin’ call?” | matincall |
| “What’s the occasion?” | whatstheoccasion |
| “Where bluebirds sing and there’s a whiskey spring.” | wherebluebirdssing |
| “Woman talks a blue streak” | bluestreak |
| “Yeehaw!” | yeehaw |
| “Yep, you’re a real thinker there” | realthinker |
| “You are in a hurry!” | inahurry |
| “You bet” | youbet |
| “You come back and see us again” | youcomeback |
| “You didn’t go up there to fish!” | theretofish |
| “You don’t say much, but you get your point across” | dontsaymuch |
| “You don’t think I’m too fast, do you” | toofast |
| “You got a better idea?” | betteridea |
| “You may be a sinner, but I ain’t yet had the opportunity” | sinner |
| “You probably deserve it” | deserveit |
| “You’ll run them sheep off again if you don’t quiet down” | themsheep |
| “You’re late!” | yourelate |
| “You’re sleepin’ on your feet like a horse” | likeahorse |
| (slapping sound) | slap |