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Title: Living Up on Brokeback Mountain: A Provision List
Post by: EnnisLovesJack on May 31, 2006, 08:42:31 pm
Cruisin' Amazon yesterday found this page someone made, and thought it was purty darn funny.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/richpub/listmania/fullview/RPSEXKS8AMGGX/103-0647340-8811855?%5Fencoding=UTF8

P.S. Re: the Lazy Sunday SNL rap. Given the many spoofs it spawned, including the Lazy Muncie rap that David/TheStudDuck posted, has anyone seen (or created) a Lazy Brokeback/Lazy Summer rap? ("I love elk meat like Jack loves Ennis!" anyone? How 'bout "'cause beans & whiskey is crazy delicious!" Or, make that, "'cause Ennis & Jack are crazy delicious!"
 
 
 
Title: Re: Living Up on Brokeback Mountain: A Provision List
Post by: MaineWriter on May 31, 2006, 08:53:55 pm
Very cute...

back in the old imdb days someone posted a really funny thing about weekly shopping lists..each week they got more and more sophisticated....that is one I wish I could read again.

L
Title: Re: Living Up on Brokeback Mountain: A Provision List
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 01, 2006, 12:46:26 pm
Leslie, is this the one you were remembering?

WEEK ONE

Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO

Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE

Beans al fresca
Thin-sliced Bacon
Hazelnut Coffee
Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR

Beans en salade
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE

Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces,
thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX

Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Organic Eggs
Spanish Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Crushed Walnuts
Arugula
Clarified Butter
Extra Virgin Olive oil
Pure Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
Large tin Crisco

I thought I remembered seeing this one on the Malcontent Video site--

   http://malcontent.typepad.com/malcontent/video/index.html (http://malcontent.typepad.com/malcontent/video/index.html)

In looking for this shopping list, I realized that Malcontent still has SO many Brokeback related videos--  I got really sidetracked!  If there are any of the TV appearances you wish you'd saved...I'll bet they're here.  I found the award shows, the appearances on talk shows, documentaries, previews (from last August!)...  everything! Check out Rupert's 'Maker Makes' video, if you haven't done so, it's very nice.  If you go to this site looking for BBM videos, just scroll down (by date) to find the biggest concentration of items in the couple of months following the release date, and more throughout this year.  Any BBM related stuff and Malcontent was ON it, even peripheral items like Willie Nelson's 'Frequently, Secretly...' video.  It's a great place for browsing!

Melinda
 :)
Title: Re: Living Up on Brokeback Mountain: A Provision List
Post by: MaineWriter on June 01, 2006, 01:08:46 pm
Leslie, is this the one you were remembering?


Melinda
 :)



YES!!!! Thanks, Melinda, brought back a good laugh....
Title: Re: Living Up on Brokeback Mountain: A Provision List
Post by: SFEnnisSF on June 01, 2006, 02:49:08 pm
That Amazon list is GREAT!  lol.  ;D :D
Title: Re: Living Up on Brokeback Mountain: A Provision List
Post by: Meryl on June 02, 2006, 01:18:13 pm
Those lists are a riot!  ;D

Melinda, thanks for the link to malcontent.  I browsed a bit over there and was dismayed to read that Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are planning a remake of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid."  Nooooo!!  That should SO be a job for Heath and Jake in a few years, after the BBM furor has died down.   >:(
Title: Re: Living Up on Brokeback Mountain: A Provision List
Post by: Front-Ranger on January 27, 2007, 11:35:19 am
Those lists are a riot!  ;D

Melinda, thanks for the link to malcontent.  I browsed a bit over there and was dismayed to read that Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are planning a remake of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid."  Nooooo!!  That should SO be a job for Heath and Jake in a few years, after the BBM furor has died down.   >:(

Anybody heard anything more about this movie? If Matt and Ben are doing Butch and Sundance, who would be Sundance? I'm confused.
Title: Re: Living Up on Brokeback Mountain: A Provision List
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on January 28, 2007, 10:54:24 pm
Melinda, thanks for the link to malcontent.  I browsed a bit over there and was dismayed to read that Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are planning a remake of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid."  Nooooo!!  That should SO be a job for Heath and Jake in a few years, after the BBM furor has died down.   >:(

No. They can't be serious.  :o That would be a worse movie than Butch and Sundance: The Early Years.  ;D

a) Butch Cassidy should not be remade in the first place.

b) If it is remade, it should only be Heath and Jake. They are perfect for the parts.