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Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond => The Lighter Side => Topic started by: TOoP/Bruce on June 11, 2007, 07:14:36 am
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Subtitle: "Rhymes against Nature (or is it Nurture?)"
Got a stray rhyme or couplet that needs a home? Bring it here for adoption....
In the store,
a small girl sad,
Chokes back her tears,
and misses Dad.
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The man named Earle,
Survived by Rich,
Was bound and bludgeoned,
in a ditch.
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In Riverton,
there is a church,
that has a steeple
with a lurch
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Before the the nuptial
vows were spoken,
fidelity was
already broken.
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Jack never thought it
imposition,
When Ennis practiced
gruff coition.
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The quarrel
by the laundromat,
was not their first
domestic spat.
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At the fireworks
there was scene --
and those who witnessed
thought him mean.
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He thought of Jack
with much elation,
As he performed
a calf castration.
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In the closet
hang two shirts --
symbolic of
their love and hurts.
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Inside the Grange,
there is a man,
who mumbles softly,
low and sad.
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A hapless elk,
in the forest tread.
Jack got hungry.
Now it's dead.
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in the alley
Ennis heaved.
Someone saw him.
He got peaved.
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Bobby's
dismal education
Caused poor Jack
much consternation.
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Dejected,
Jack tried prostitution,
And grew a moustache
of disillusion.
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Bobby's
dismal education
Caused poor Jack
much consternation.
Cute!
Feels like these should all end: "Brokeback Shave"
I'll have to work my brain and come up with a couple.
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The minister by whom
Ennis' parents were buried
Stood tall before them
as they were both married.
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A chirping bird
sits near the bend
where both his parents
met their end.
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"Why is that, Jack?"
Lureen had said.
Her look shot daggers
at his head.
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His body now cremated,
His wife, she scarcely cried.
His ashes (now divided)
in two places now reside.
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"Funny ain't it?"
Lureen rolled her eyes
"Husbands don't never
dance with their wives."
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He put "17" on his box
it looked better,
though he knew in his heart
there would be no letter.
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An acrid,
feline, fulsome scent
issues from
the canvas tent.
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Their mouths had met
Like lock and key.
Alma watched
Dumbfoundedly.
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The Chatterbox
with whom he danced
had a spouse
Who caught his glance.
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"I aint no sinner --
least not yet!
But after dinner?
Hell... YOU BET!
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The hippie scene --
The bus in Lake.
Was deleted.
Big mistake.
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The sleigh-ride ends
in mock attack.
He wrestled her
and thought of Jack.
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She penned a note
and sat at table.
She kept her cool
as much as able.
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The children at
the grocery store
Drop the glass jars
on the floor.
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Construction work's
a thankless chore.
Tim talks too much
and is a bore.
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No "ifs", no "ands", no "buts",
nor "maybes",
What Ennis liked
don't make no babies.
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A Hippy bus?
Now that sounds dumb
As Heath once said
"What movie's that from?"
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"None of Jack's plans
come to pass..."
Old Man Twist
spit in his glass
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The tractor spinning
around the plot
was something Bobby
Liked a lot.
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Some thought Lureen hard
But seldom sleazy...
She expressed her grief
With "Nice n Easy".
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An scary mob
of ugly "gents"
is chasing Jack
beside the fence.
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Mama Twist was very morose
When Ennis showed up
She looked like a ghost
Then bade him return, as a good host
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"I aint no sinner --
least not yet!
But after dinner?
Hell... YOU BET!
These are great. Especially this one. :)
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Jack wanted to buy Jimbo a beer
But the calf ropers were standing near
Jimbo declined with distaste
Said ''Jack your money don't waste'' With a sneer
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Jack Twist was a fun loving "fella"
But LD Newsome thought he was "yella"
One Thanksgiving Day Jack stopped being meek
And told LD he'd knock him into next week.
(GO JACK)!!!!!!
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Year upon year, they rode to the outback.
It was never enough according to Jack
They rode and they rode to mountains a plenty
Jack`s declaration of "quit," gave Ennis an attack.
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Curt was the guy who liked to palaver
with Cassie in night school who prepped the cadaver.
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Ennis liked Jack's lovely rump,
Methinks this thread deserves a bump.
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Lotsa great rhymes I've never read,
thank you, Paul, for bumping the thread.
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No falsely modest laundry prude -
Jack washed his clothing in the nude.
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Ennis warshed carrot and onions in plain view,
while Jack peeled taters for evening stew.
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The divorce letter caused Jack's heart to race,
as he took off for Delmar's place.
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In awe of all the creativity
but I can't rhyme
so bear with me.
;D
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I see the rhymes have been set loose,
It's nice again to see you, Bruce!
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I see the rhymes have been set loose,
It's nice again to see you, Bruce!
:)
From the second floor, Alma's view was shocking --
Her husband and a man lip-locking!
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Jus' so there aint no misunderstandin' here,
We got us a one-shot thing, and I aint queer.
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In bed, he flipped Alma over bent,
and imagined Jack in the small warm tent.
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When I read the Board index my jaw hit the floor
Cause I've never noticed this thread before!
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Some wonderful poems you do produce
Welcome back, oh rhymer Bruce!
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Bruce is back on BetterMost
let's raise a glass and make a toast!
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*bump*
Let's read these rhymes and go back,
In time for Thursday's throwback.
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the wait it is getting worse
Bruce, hit us up with more verse!
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Every time I think of Brokeback,
Oh, the tears I have to choke back.
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Too lazy to put in the DVD of our flick,
But when I see it on cable I'm sure to click
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Wonder what others may think of Brokies,
we're just crazier than normal folkies!
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Our favorite story is turning fifty
And we still think it's pretty nifty.
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So, fifty years it is this spring,
since they found out about "this thing".
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Fifty years ago this summer,
Jack turned into quite the cummer.
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Sips of Old Rose Whiskey did they quaff,
And Jack's gun just kept goin' off.
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Jack and Ennis sure like humping,
And this ol' thread deserves a bumping.
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Jack and Ennis still have our attention,
with their behavior and sexual tension.