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Our BetterMost Community => Chez Tremblay => Topic started by: vkm91941 on May 25, 2006, 02:06:41 am
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Top Eleven Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound
The Same Since Broke Back Mountain
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
11. "I reckon this might hurt a little"
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ROFLMFAO!! :laugh:
Thanks for the laugh.... is this a product of insomnia?? either way, it's brilliant! ;D
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Ha ha ha! Cute Vic!
I still say that straight guys are going to be real careful about announcing their "fishing" trips after this! LOL
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How about...
"Stick 'em up!"
"You keep your gun in your holster and your hat on your head!"
"I'm goin' down t'Sheplers t'buy me a new pair o'jeans--these ol'ones are about wore out..."
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"stick em up?" or "Assume the position?"
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From Jon Stewart's gay cowboy montage at the Oscars:
"Can I have a look at your Winchester?"
John Wayne: "I'll have you spread eagle on a wagon wheel !"
shirtless Charlton Heston: You came all this way to say goodbye?
Gregory Peck: Kind of goodbye I got in mind 'd take more room than we got here.
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its been said a few times but here's a pic... lol
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More Cowboy Slang that will never be the same again....
1. A lick and a promise
2. Back down
3. Dicker
4. Balled up
5. Get your back up
6. He's off on another bender
7. Blowhard
8. Hot as a whorehouse on nickel night
9. Full as a tick
10. Got the bulge
11. Hard case
12. Nailed to the floor
13. Shove the queer
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A Cowboy's Guide to Life
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1. Don't squat with your spurs on.
2. Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you none.
3. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
4. Always drink upstream from the herd.
5. Telling a man to git and making him do it are two entirely different propositions.
6. When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
7. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still back there.
8. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
9. If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
10. And never, ever, miss a good opportunity to shut up.
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Stopped to breathe his pony.
Bragged himself out of a place to lean agin' the bar.
Ah din't break nuthin', but all my hinges, bolts an' nuts was shore loosened.
He stood nekkid by t' water tank a warshin' out the canyon.
He wuz caught short an' now he's deadern' hell in some preacher's back yard.
He could be plenty ignerat without strugglin' t' make a job outta it.
Hungry enuff t' eat a saddle blanket.
It wuz mostly a small-bore squabble.
Friends close 'nough to usee the same toothpick.
Deceitful beans --those as talk behind yore back.
He wuz as pleased as a little heifer with a new fence post.
Boots so frazzled he couldn't scratch a match without burning his feet.
Climb off yore hoss an' eat a bean with us, stranger.
Don't never interfere with nutthin' whut don' bother yuh none.
He's so purty ah feel lak takin' off muh hat t' him.
Goin' 'round the coffee pot lookin' fer th' handle would 'bout cover th' extent o' his travels.
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Nobody said they had to be cowboy sayings:
Brevity is the soul of wit
Necessity is the mother oif invention..
I may not always be right, but I'm never wroing.
"It's all so beautuiful, I'd like to sock somebody in the jaw."
":..a rosy dot over the "i" in loving..."
Bad news is best not postponed.
"It runs in the family"
We are such stuff as dreams are made on,
and our little world is rounded with a sleep.
"What's the use of wondrin
if he's good or if he's bad
or if you like the way he wears his hat?
what's the use of wondrin
if he's good or if he's bad:
he's yotr feller and ya love him,
that's all there is to that.
Common sense may tell you
that the ending will be bad
and now's the time to break aned run away,
but what's the use of wondren
if the eending will be bad:
he's your felker and ya love him:
there's nothing more to say.
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Something
made him the way that he is
whether he's false or true.
And something
gave him the things that are his:
one oif those things is you.
So if he wants your kisses
you'll give them to the lad
and anywhere he leads you you will walk
and any time he needs you
you'll go runnin' there like mad:
he's your feller and yoiu love him
and all the rest is talk."
"It's still the same old story,a fight foir love and glory.
a case of do or die:
The workd will always welcome lovers
As time goes by.
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Nobody said they had to be cowboy sayings
Nobody said they didn't have to be cowboy sayings, neither; but, I matched at least one of them, didn't I?
Goin' 'round the coffee pot lookin' fer th' handle would 'bout cover th' extent o' his travels.
(Ennis in the book and the movie) "Mexico? Jack, you know me. All the travelin I ever done is goin around the coffeepot lookin for the handle."
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A Cowboy's Guide to Life
1. Don't squat with your spurs on.
2. Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you none.
3. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
4. Always drink upstream from the herd.
5. Telling a man to git and making him do it are two entirely different propositions.
6. When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
7. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still back there.
8. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
9. If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
10. And never, ever, miss a good opportunity to shut up.
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Haha, I got this in an e-mail forward awhile back. It's pretty cute.
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If I hear a bloke saying, "I'm goin fishin with my mate".......cant help wondering, "is he really going fishin???????
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When I read the title I first thought of "You bet!" How about some more sayings that are actually in the movie?