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How to write a limerick:
A limerick is a five-line poem with an AABBA rhyme scheme. This means the first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines do as well. It’s important that the lines actually rhyme.
The first, second, and last lines have between 8 and 11 syllables; the third and fourth lines are shorter, having 5 or 6 syllables.
Here are some examples of non-Brokeback related limericks:
O my darling, my love's not a phase.
I will love you through nights and through days.
But there's one thing I fear
I must tell you, my dear.
It is this: I require a raise!
There once was a young man from Kew
Who found a dead mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, “Don't shout
Or wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one too!
There was a young rustic named Mallory,
who drew but a very small salary.
When he went to the show,
his purse made him go
to a seat in the uppermost gallery.
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican,
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'm damned if I see how the helican!
In this thread the limericks are Brokeback related, one way or the other. We write one line each, thus creating the limericks together.
The same person can write more than one line in a limerick, just not two directly after each other.
However, if someone comes up with a finished Brokeback limerick all by themselves, feel free to post it here too!
A new limerick can be started either by the person who wrote the last line in the previous one, or by someone else.
Writing Brokeback limericks is fun!!!
Submissions that are too far off these parameters, may be gently edited to bring them within the parameters.
There was a young cowboy called Jack,
Your turn... ;D
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Who spent summer of '63 on a mountain called Brokeback, ;)
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I had to check this: :P (God bless Google)
Limerick:
A five line poem. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme and so do the third and fourth. The first, third, and fifth have the same verbal rhythm (meter) and length, and so do the second and fourth.
Is this what you were referring to saucycobblers?
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Who spent summer of '63 on a mountain called Brokeback, ;)
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I had to check this: :P (God bless Google)
Limerick:
A five line poem. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme and so do the third and fourth. The first, third, and fifth have the same verbal rhythm (meter) and length, and so do the second and fourth.
Is this what you were referring to saucycobblers?
That's the one!
He fancied young Ennis,
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Oh boy do I have a dirty Jack & Ennis Limerick! :laugh:
Wanna hear the whole thing?
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Oh boy do I have a dirty Jack & Ennis Limerick! :laugh:
Wanna hear the whole thing?
Oh DO I??? YES PLEASE!!!!
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There once was a man named Jack,
He was quite good in the sack,
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
That Ennis used to aim for his back! ;D
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HAHAHA!! You dirty boy...
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There once was a man named Jack,
He was quite good in the sack,
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
That Ennis used to aim for his back! ;D
tsk tsk ... dirty mind! ;D
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Ok, so far we had: :)
There was a young cowboy called Jack,
Who spent summer of '63 on a mountain called Brokeback,
He fancied young Ennis,
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:)
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...and despite Coyotes that were a Menace,
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LOL, this limerick is a bit of a mess. Trimming some of the lines to fit the meter could help. But regardless, here's the last line:
His heart, he would never get back.
Juan
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Like this?:
There was a young cowboy called Jack,
Who spent summer of '63 on a mountain called Brokeback,
He fancied young Ennis,
and despite Coyotes that were a Menace,
His heart, he would never get back.
Good finish Juan!
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Bravo!! *claps heartily*
One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
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One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
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One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Ennis noticed his lost shirt,
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One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Ennis noticed his lost shirt,
His nipples were pert,
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One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Ennis noticed his lost shirt,
His nipples were pert,
which caused Jacks tent to start roaming!
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Hehehehehe
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"Your hammerin' quit and git in here",
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we are so TWISTed! :laugh:
did ya fancy my first limerick Ray?
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did ya fancy my first limerick Ray?
Made meself a necklace o' pearls on that one David! :D
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:laugh: <burst out laughing> :laugh:
OMG, I wonder how many of the girls here know what that means? ::)
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I think I get Ray's drift on that one! ;D :P
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Your hammerin' quit and git in here
Before you encounter that mean ol' bear,
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Your hammerin' quit and git in here
Before you encounter that mean ol' bear,
I'm rollin' and twitchin',
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Your hammerin' quit and git in here
Before you encounter that mean ol' bear,
I'm rollin' and twitchin',
and my arse for you is itchin',
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Your hammerin' quit and git in here
Before you encounter that mean ol' bear,
I'm rollin' and twitchin',
and my arse for you is itchin',
Let me show you how much I care!
:laugh:
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"Jack ain't the rest'rant type.."
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Your hammerin' quit and git in here
Before you encounter that mean ol' bear,
I'm rollin' and twitchin',
and my arse for you is itchin',
Let me show you how much I care!
:laugh:
That's perfect! ;D
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"Jack ain't the rest'rant type.."
For beans he would just gripe,
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"Jack ain't the rest'rant type.."
For beans he would just gripe,
But he shot him some deer,
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"Jack ain't the rest'rant type.."
For beans he would just gripe,
But he shot him some deer,
And climbed upon his tired mare,
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"Jack ain't the rest'rant type.."
For beans he would just gripe,
But he shot him some deer,
And climbed upon his tired mare,
and wondered bout the Fish & Game Hype"
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Milli & Dave have no rythm,
Their timing is sheer cataclysm
But funny as hell,
Their point they do sell,
I certainly ain't gonna dis 'em!
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Milli & Dave have no rythm,
haha :P :P Oh ya we do!!
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haha :P :P Oh ya we do!!
"You Bet" ;D
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Milli & Dave have no rythm,
Their timing is sheer cataclysm
But funny as hell,
Their point they do sell,
I certainly ain't gonna dis 'em!
Haha... ;D Good work Ray!! :P
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Another round: :)
"I know a place where bluebirds sing" ..
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"I know a place where bluebirds sing"
"The whiskey, it runs as a flowing spring",
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"I know a place where bluebirds sing"
"The whiskey, it runs as a flowing spring",
"where the coyotes have balls the size of apples,"
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"I know a place where bluebirds sing"
"The whiskey, it runs as a flowing spring",
"where the coyotes have balls the size of apples,"
And a drunken, sleepy sheep herder wobbles,
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Hahahahahahaha you two are goobs.....
"I know a place where bluebirds sing"
"The whiskey, it runs as a flowing spring"
"Where the coyotes have balls the size of apples"
"And a drunken, sleepy sheep herder wobbles"
"These are a few of my favourite thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings"
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Hahahahahahaha you two are goobs.....
"I know a place where bluebirds sing"
"The whiskey, it runs as a flowing spring"
"Where the coyotes have balls the size of apples"
"And a drunken, sleepy sheep herder wobbles"
"These are a few of my favourite thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings"
We make a very creative team! :P
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Alma was rolled on her belly,
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Alma was rolled on her belly,
There'd been nothing interesting on the telly,
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Alma was rolled on her belly,
There'd been nothing interesting on the telly,
As Ennis climbed onto her back,
You knew he was thinking of Jack,
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Alma was rolled on her belly,
There'd been nothing interesting on the telly,
As Ennis climbed onto her back,
You knew he was thinking of Jack,
And as he came, Jack's name he called freely.
;D
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I'll take you up to Don Wroe's cabin ...
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I'll take you up to Don Wroe's cabin ...
Where we'll do a bit more than just gabbin'
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I'll take you up to Don Wroe's cabin ...
Where we'll do a bit more than just gabbin'
With you, there ain't no need to wring out,
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I'll take you up to Don Wroe's cabin ...
Where we'll do a bit more than just gabbin'
With you, there ain't no need to wring out,
With our guns goin' off we will shout:
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I'll take you up to Don Wroe's cabin ...
Where we'll do a bit more than just gabbin'
With you, there ain't no need to wring out,
With our guns goin' off we will shout:
Sweet Jesus H! I am comin'!
;D
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That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...
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That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...
Ennis wore his best shirt from the tailor,
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That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...
Ennis wore his best shirt from the tailor,
Jack gazed upon him, a throb in his heart,
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Incidental remark: ::)
This limerick business is straining.
Just as Ray, I quite feel like complaining!
With no rhythm and rhyme
This ain’t worth not a dime.
Yet, one has to say, it’s entertaining!
Hey saucycobblers! Thanks for starting this thread overhere! Loved that on IMDB! :D
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Oh my, you lot HAVE been busy while I was asleep ;D
As Ennis would say... "Very good" *drums BBQ spit with rusty piece of metal*.
I have been LMAO at these :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
My favourite line so far...
Alma was rolled on her belly,
There'd been nothing interesting on the telly,
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nice one Lucise :laugh:
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Here goes... *ding ding*... round two...
Jack thought as he looked at LaShawn,
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Here goes... *ding ding*... round two...
Jack thought as he looked at LaShawn,
You are in a hurry! We have yet to finish this one...: :D
That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...
Ennis wore his best shirt from the tailor,
Jack gazed upon him, a throb in his heart,
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Jack thought as he looked at LaShawn,
He wish she'd shut up and be gone,
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That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...
Ennis wore his best shirt from the tailor,
Jack gazed upon him, a throb in his heart,
Ennis's eyes shot thru him like a dart,
and soon Jack was as horny as a Sailor!
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Jack thought as he looked at LaShawn,
He wish she'd shut up and be gone,
He gave Randall a wink,
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Jack thought as he looked at LaShawn,
He wish she'd shut up and be gone,
He gave Randall a wink,
Poured himself another drink,
and treated ol' Randall as a pawn.
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Hahaha! ;D
New one:
The night on the mountain was chilly.
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The night on the mountain was chilly.
So jack pulled Ennis's hand to his Willie,
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The night on the mountain was chilly.
So jack pulled Ennis's hand to his Willie,
He said with a grin,
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The night on the mountain was chilly.
So jack pulled Ennis's hand to his Willie,
He said with a grin,
Who's gonna begin?
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The night on the mountain was chilly.
So jack pulled Ennis's hand to his Willie,
He said with a grin,
Who's gonna begin?
Ennis said, it's my first time, really.
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The night on the mountain was chilly.
So jack pulled Ennis's hand to his Willie,
He said with a grin,
Who's gonna begin?
Ennis said, it's my first time, really.
HeeHee!! Good one...
Our boys were out herding the sheep,
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Hahaha..these are great! ;D
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Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
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Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
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Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"
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Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"
"Yes, and it's starting to weep!"
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Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"
"Yes, and it's starting to weep!"
:laugh: That's awesome!
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Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
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Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
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Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"
"Yes, and it's starting to weep!"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
That he used a lot of hair gel,
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Sorry Ray, ladies first! :)
Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,
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What fun!
Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,
Where was his red-liner?
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Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,
Where was his red-liner?
The tears had started to Quell!
And i ain't NO lady! :P
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Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,
Where was his red-liner?
For Jack drove lke a bat out of Hell
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Aquire had come up to perve,
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Aquire had come up to perve,
The right to peek, he didn't deserve,
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And i ain't NO lady! :P
Me neither! ;)
"Aw, crap" said old Mrs Twist,
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Godammit, my timing's right off today! ::)
Aquire had come up to perve,
The right to peek, he didn't deserve,
He got quite an eyeful,
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Aquire had come up to perve,
The right to peek, he didn't deserve,
He got quite an eyeful,
Then went for a quick pull,
Me neither!
Let's go in the tent and discuss this!
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Aquire had come up to perve,
The right to peek, he didn't deserve,
He got quite an eyeful,
Then went for a quick pull,
And what a dish the boys did serve!
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Aquire had come up to perve,
The right to peek, he didn't deserve,
He got quite an eyeful,
Then went for a quick pull,
And a portion to Jack he did serve!
Aquire had come up to perve,
The right to peek, he didn't deserve,
He got quite an eyeful,
Then went for a quick pull,
Let's go in the tent and discuss this!
After you, Big Boy...
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Waaaahhhhh!! People keep beating me to the punch!!! Waaaahhhhh!
Ahem... *sniff*
"Aw, crap" said old Mrs Twist,
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"Aw, crap" said old Mrs Twist,
As she wiped off the teary mist,
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"Aw, crap" said old Mrs Twist,
As she wiped off the teary mist,
My cherry cake's gone flat,
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"Aw, crap" said old Mrs Twist,
As she wiped off the teary mist,
My cherry cake's gone flat,
I'll surely be blamed for that,
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"Aw, crap" said old Mrs Twist,
As she wiped off the teary mist,
My cherry cake's gone flat,
I'll surely be blamed for that,
If I hear a word, he gets the fist!
;D
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Jack, I love your eyes and your smile,
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Woohooo 1100 posts! :D
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Jack, I love your eyes and your smile,
I've been checking you out for a while
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Jack, I love your eyes and your smile,
I've been checking you out for a while
You make my trunk oh so stiff,
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Jack, I love your eyes and your smile,
I've been checking you out for a while
You make my trunk oh so stiff,
And the world I wish to miff
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Jack, I love your eyes and your smile,
I've been checking you out for a while
You make my trunk oh so stiff,
And the world I wish to miff,
For you my love, I'd walk a fiery mile!
;)
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John Twist is always so grumpy
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John Twist is always so grumpy.
In his childhood he'd been rather lumpy,
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John Twist is always so grumpy.
In his childhood he'd been rather lumpy,
On his son, he took a piss,
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John Twist is always so grumpy.
In his childhood he'd been rather lumpy,
On his son, he took a piss,
Jack's ideas he liked to dis
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John Twist is always so grumpy.
In his childhood he'd been rather lumpy,
On his son, he took a piss,
Jack's ideas he liked to dis
Cause his love for a guy made him jumpy!
;)
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Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
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Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
Who could always avoid a road rut
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Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
Who could always avoid a road rut
Not good enough to be a bucking bronco
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Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
Who could always avoid a road rut
Not good enough to be a bucking bronco
But the sight of Jack on her made Ennis swallow,
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Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
Who could always avoid a road rut
Not good enough to be a bucking bronco
But the sight of Jack on her made Ennis swallow,
how he envied that horse! Mare? No; - slut!
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Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
Who could always avoid a road rut
Not good enough to be a bucking bronco
But the sight of Jack on her made Ennis swallow,
how he envied that horse! Mare? No; - slut!
Haha.. ;D Good one!
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Another round?... :)
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'Twas a cold summer night on the mountain,
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'Twas a cold summer night on the mountain
Next to the warm whiskey fountain,
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'Twas a cold summer night on the mountain
Next to the warm whiskey fountain,
little bluebirds were singin'
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'Twas a cold summer night on the mountain
Next to the warm whiskey fountain,
little bluebirds were singin'
And the church bells were ringin'
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'Twas a cold summer night on the mountain
Next to the warm whiskey fountain,
little bluebirds were singin'
And the church bells were ringin'
As his love for Jack did Ennis make plain!
;)
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Ooooh, that's naughty ;D. And there was me thinking we were actually gonna have a clean (lordy, even sweet!) one. Heehee...
"What blue eyes you have, Jack" said Ennis,
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Did you just clean up your last line Lucise? :D
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"What blue eyes you have, Jack" said Ennis,
"Never would I do you a disservice",
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SaucyC - I did! :laugh:
The line I had before was: "And his place on Jack did Ennis maintain"
But maintain didn't really rhyme well, or does it? ;D
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"What blue eyes you have, Jack" said Ennis,
"Never would I do you a disservice",
"I'll stare into those orbs"
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The line I had before was: "And his place on Jack did Ennis maintain"
But maintain didn't really rhyme well, or does it? ;D
Well, whatever Lucise - it made me laugh! :laugh:
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"What blue eyes you have, Jack" said Ennis,
"Never would I do you a disservice",
"I'll stare into those orbs",
"My entire universe your love perturbs",
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"What blue eyes you have, Jack" said Ennis,
"Never would I do you a disservice",
"I'll stare into those orbs",
"My entire universe your love perturbs",
"Lord knows your hand belongs on my penis"!
:P
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Round waddeva!!!!!
The log vanished into thin air,
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The log vanished into thin air,
Like the tiniest strand of hair,
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The log vanished into thin air,
Like the tiniest strand of hair,
But nobody realised,
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The log vanished into thin air,
Like the tiniest strand of hair,
But nobody realised,
That Jack's seat the log comprised,
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The log vanished into thin air,
Like the tiniest strand of hair,
But nobody realised,
That Jack's seat the log comprised,
And We thought it's 'cause of the mare!
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"Rodeo cowboys is all fu-kups", said Ennis' dad,
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"Rodeo cowboys is all fu-kups", said Ennis' dad,
But they're not the only ones he thought were bad
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"Rodeo cowboys is all fu-kups", said Ennis' dad,
But they're not the only ones he thought were bad;
He hated gays, 'specially Earl and his man Rich,
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"Rodeo cowboys is all fu-kups", said Ennis' dad,
But they're not the only ones he thought were bad;
He hated gays, 'specially Earl and his man Rich,
He was a real sonofabitch,
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"Rodeo cowboys is all fu-kups", said Ennis' dad,
But they're not the only ones he thought were bad;
He hated gays, 'specially Earl and his man Rich,
He was a real sonofabitch,
The worst kinda of father a boy could have Had.
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Good ending, David.
Lureen wondered why husbands don't dance
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Lureen wondered why husbands don't dance,
or even try to get in their pants,
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Lureen wondered why husbands don't dance,
or even try to get in their pants,
She got angry and red,
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Lureen wondered why husbands don't dance,
or even try to get in their pants,
She got angry and red,
And DRAGGED Jack to bed,
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Lureen wondered why husbands don't dance,
or even try to get in their pants,
She got angry and red,
And DRAGGED Jack to bed,
for escaping there wasn't a chance!!
:P
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New Round:
The wind on the mountain was blowin'
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The wind on the mountain was blowin'
And the boys they was knowin'
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The wind on the mountain was blowin'
And the boys they was knowin'
that the best way to take cover,
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The wind on the mountain was blowin'
And the boys they was knowin'
that the best way to take cover,
Was to take a lover
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The wind on the mountain was blowin'
And the boys they was knowin'
that the best way to take cover,
Was to take a lover,
And spend every Sunday lawn mowin'!
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Hahaha! Good one! Mine was a bit nastier, but too late... ;D
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Hahaha! Good one! Mine was a bit nastier, but too late... ;D
Oh go on, give us laugh... ;D
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Oh go on, give us laugh... ;D
It would have been:
The wind on the mountain was blowin'
And the boys they was knowin'
that the best way to take cover,
Was to take a lover,
and f*ck him until It'd be snowin'.
:P
I find the lawn-mowin' version funnier, though... :)
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I find the lawn-mowin' version funnier, though... :)
You're very kind :-*. I DO love yours though!
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Hahaha - great ones guys! ;D
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Jack and Ennis made quite a stunning pair,
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Jack and Ennis made quite a stunning pair,
One being dark and the other quite fair
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Jack and Ennis made quite a stunning pair,
One being dark and the other quite fair.
Jack's eyes were blue, Ennis' brown,
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Jack and Ennis made quite a stunning pair,
One being dark and the other quite fair.
Jack's eyes were blue, Ennis' brown,
Jack would smile, Ennis frown,
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Jack and Ennis made quite a stunning pair,
One being dark and the other quite fair.
Jack's eyes were blue, Ennis' brown,
Jack would smile, Ennis frown,
'Specially when Jack tried to gel Ennis' hair!
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Good one, Saucy.
Here's a new one:
There once was a troll named Aguirre,
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There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.
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There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.
He had thousands of sheep
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There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.
He had thousands of sheep
But really liked to peep
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There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.
He had thousands of sheep
But really liked to peep
'Cause naked men made him merry!
;D
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Another:
I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack,
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I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack,
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack
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"I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack",
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack.
"My man", he said, "Is hung like a donkey!"
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"I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack",
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack.
"My man", he said, "Is hung like a donkey!"
"And he sure is good at the honky-tonky",
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"I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack",
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack.
"My man", he said, "Is hung like a donkey!"
"And he sure is good at the honky-tonky",
"I'm surely in heaven when he's on my back!"
;D
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Heehee! You guys are SO rude... excellent. Love that line about the rucksack by the way Anke.
"Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies",
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Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies
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Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies,
I fell head over heels for a fellow,
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Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies,
I fell head over heels for a fellow,
whose underwear was white and yellow
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Rats - too slow to get my 'goolies' line in! ;D
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Rats - too slow to get my 'goolies' line in! ;D
I know, and my rude "woodies" line too! ;D
I guess goolies is better...
go on SaucyC...add it! I removed mine! ;D
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Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies,
I fell head over heels for a fellow,
whose underwear was white and yellow,
And contained a huge set of goolies!
Your turn Lucise... what was your woodies line?
Lovin' yours and Anke's pics on the 'Visualising BBM' thread by the way :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Your turn Lucise... what was your woodies line?
Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies,
I fell head over heels for a fellow,
whose underwear was white and yellow.
We was horny devils, and what a pair of woodies!
I like your goolies line better ;D
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Ennis really believed he was no queer,
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Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
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Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,
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Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,
he grew randy and bold
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Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,
he grew randy and bold,
and mounted young Jack like a Steer!
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Hahaha! Bravo! ;D
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One evening Alma was knitting
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Thanks anke!
or as Ennis said after Jack sang.... "Very good!" ;D
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Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,
he grew randy and bold,
and mounted young Jack like a Steer!
LOL!! Nice one!
One evening Alma was knitting,
While Ennis drank beer while sitting,
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Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,
he grew randy and bold,
and mounted young Jack like a Steer!
That was real good! ;D
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One evening Alma was knitting,
While Ennis drank beer while sitting,
And the lil girls played with their dollies,
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One evening Alma was knitting,
While Ennis drank beer while sitting,
And the lil girls played with their dollies,
Ennis daydreamed of Jacks Follies,
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One evening Alma was knitting,
While Ennis drank beer while sitting,
And the lil girls played with their dollies,
Ennis daydreamed of Jacks Follies,
Which Jack had not yet thought of quitting.
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Nice one there David - I dint know where I was going with the "dollies" stuff... ;D
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One evening Alma was knitting,
While Ennis drank beer while sitting,
And the lil girls played with their dollies,
Ennis daydreamed of Jacks Follies,
And how he and Jack made a perfect fitting!
:P
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Woohoo - 2 endings! ;D
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What Ennis liked to do didn't make many babies,
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What Ennis liked didn't make many babies,
From Alma he got mostly maybes,
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What Ennis liked didn't make many babies,
From Alma he got mostly maybes,
But from the back
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What Ennis liked didn't make many babies,
From Alma he got mostly maybes,
But from the back,
She looked just like Jack,
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What Ennis liked didn't make many babies,
From Alma he got mostly maybes,
But from the back,
She looked just like Jack,
for Ennis no longer liked ladies.
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Next! ;D
There once was gal named Cassie,
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There once was gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
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There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one"
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There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one",
But her shoelaces were undone,
And she tripped over onto her assie!
Sorry... :-\
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There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one"
But Ennis said he was no fun,
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There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one"
But Ennis said he was no fun,
And he much preferred Jack Nasty! (almost... :-\)
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There once was a gal named Cassie,
Who Alma Jr. thought was too sassy,
Cassie hoped to be "the one"
But Ennis said he was no fun,
And he much preferred Jack Nasty!
LOL! I love it! ;D
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Another? :P
I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
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I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy
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I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,
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I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,
And they sure like it wetter,
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I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,
And they sure like it wetter,
always go for that bullriding trophy!
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I hear that Texans don't drink no coffee,
but from what I can see, they ain't scruffy.
They claim that bigger is better,
And they sure like it wetter,
always go for the bullriding trophy!
;D
Seriously though, didn't Texas coin the phrase "bigger is better"?
I guess I must've missed the "wetter" part! :laugh:
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How 'bout another? :P
It ended with a blasted storm from the Pacific,
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It ended with a blasted storm from the Pacific,
Said Ennis, "That's not so terrific",
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It ended with a blasted storm from the Pacific,
Said Ennis, "That's not so terrific",
now I have to go marry,
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It ended with a blasted storm from the Pacific,
Said Ennis, "That's not so terrific",
now I have to go marry,
and to leave Jack is Scary
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It ended with a blasted storm from the Pacific,
Said Ennis, "That's not so terrific",
now I have to go marry,
and to leave Jack is Scary.
What a misery! How horrific!
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What a misery! How horrific!
Inspired! I was struggling with that last line :-\
Jack reached out for Ennis's hand,
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Jack reached out for Ennis's hand,
and placed it apon his Gland,
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Jack reached out for Ennis's hand,
and placed it apon his Gland.
"Now I've gotten him this far,
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Jack reached out for Ennis's hand,
and placed it apon his Gland.
"Now I've gotten him this far,
where is that vasoline jar?
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Jack reached out for Ennis's hand,
and placed it apon his Gland.
"Now I've gotten him this far,
where is that vasoline jar?
Since I've just let him know where I stand....!
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Very Good! (http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/46088847/9638364)
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Another...
O how I wish I owned Motel Siesta,
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O how I wish I owned Motel Siesta,
instead of my Ford Fiesta,
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O how I wish I owned Motel Siesta,
instead of my Ford Fiesta.
A little discrete camera I would place,
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O how I wish I owned Motel Siesta,
instead of my Ford Fiesta.
A little discrete camera I would place,
towards the bed of course it would face,
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O how I wish I owned Motel Siesta,
instead of my Ford Fiesta.
A little discrete camera I would place,
towards the bed of course it would face,
Home-made porn, what could be betta?
:P
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There once was a man named Monroe,
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There once was a man named Monroe,
Who was most prob'ly on the down-low,
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There once was a man named Monroe,
Who was most prob'ly on the down-low.
He was good with his knife
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There once was a man named Monroe,
Who was most prob'ly on the down-low.
He was good with his knife
And had a chatter-box wife,
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There once was a man named Monroe,
Who was most prob'ly on the down-low.
He was good with his knife
And had a chatter-box wife,
and probably wished it was Ennis he could Blow!
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Next:
L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,
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There once was a man named Monroe,
Who was most prob'ly on the down-low.
He was good with his knife
And had a chatter-box wife,
and probably wished it was Ennis he could Blow!
:laugh:
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L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,
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L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,
When it came to tractors he was King of the Deal,
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L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,
When it came to tractors he was King of the Deal,
But to Jack Twist he was anal, for real!
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L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,
When it came to tractors he was King of the Deal,
But to Jack Twist he was anal, for real!
Because his bad behavoir cause poor Jack to Twitch!
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Next one: ;D
Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
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Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
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Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans",
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Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans,
makes me horny as hell by all means
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Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans",
Is bursting my pants at all of the seams,
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Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans,
makes me horny as hell by all means
For you my love, I'd moooo like a cow!"
;D
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Moooooo!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Moooooo!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
MOOOOOOOOO (http://byandlarge.net/scuttlebutt/images/200510/cow.jpg) ;D
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Another ...
From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
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From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
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From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
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O how I wish I owned Motel Siesta,
instead of my Ford Fiesta.
A little discrete camera I would place,
towards the bed of course it would face,
Home-made porn, what could be betta?
:P
Jack reached out for Ennis's hand,
and placed it apon his Gland.
"Now I've gotten him this far,
where is that vasoline jar?
Since I've just let him know where I stand....!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love reading these when I log on in the morning :laugh:
From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,
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From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,
so one nickname of his'd be....... Jack Squat? ::)
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From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,
And up in Signal is where his destiny sat!
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From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,
And up in Signal is where his destiny sat!
Awww. I like that - it's kinda sweet :)
So, just to bring the tone of the thread back down to gutter level... ;)
They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
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So, just to bring the tone of the thread back down to gutter level... ;)
Right, Nicky!! ;D
They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked
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They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked,
As they splashed in the water,
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They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked,
As they splashed in the water,
Their tackle chilled shorter,
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They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked,
As they splashed in the water,
Their tackle chilled shorter,
But as soon as they touched, it warmed and awaked
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Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
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Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,
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Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,
Jack asked the bartender about this young honey,
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Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,
Jack asked the bartender about this young honey,
And whether she went at it like a frisky bunny,
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Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,
Jack asked the bartender about this young honey,
And whether she went at it like a frisky bunny,
'Cause he fancied the thought of her nude on her back.
;D
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Another: ;)
My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
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My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
You make me hot as hell and you know I ain't fooling,
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My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
You make me hot as hell and you know I ain't fooling,
Your lips are softer than a baby's bottom,
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My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
You make me hot as hell and you know I ain't fooling,
Your lips are softer than a baby's bottom,
all things to turn me on, man, you got'em
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My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
You make me hot as hell and you know I ain't fooling,
Your lips are softer than a baby's bottom,
all things to turn me on, man, you got'em,
So this heat for you ain't never cooling.
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Here's another:
Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
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Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
and it took only one Johnny Walker
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Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
and it took only one Johnny Walker
To unleash the fury of her tongue,
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Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
and it took only one Johnny Walker
To unleash the fury of her tongue,
you'd think you were stepping in Dung,
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Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
and it took only one Johnny Walker
To unleash the fury of her tongue,
you'd think you were stepping in Dung,
I know she's hot, but wouldn't want to be her stalker!
;D
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Time for another? :D
Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
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Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
he belittled Jack since he was a young pup.
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Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
he belittled Jack since he was a young pup.
He never quite accepted his son's gayness,
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Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
he belittled Jack since he was a young pup.
He never quite accepted his son's gayness,
and Jack fled him to settle in Childress
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Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
he belittled Jack since he was a young pup.
He never quite accepted his son's gayness,
and Jack fled him to settle in Childress.
The Ol' geezer went too far! Bit over the top!
;)
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So.... may I start another one?
The reason Jack didn't like beans
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The reason Jack didn't like beans
was that he was wearing tight jeans
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The reason Jack didn't like beans
was that he was wearing tight jeans
the gas he would pass,
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The reason Jack didn' like beans
Was that he was wearing tight jeans
The gas he would pass,
From out of his ass,
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The reason Jack didn' like beans
Was that he was wearing tight jeans.
The gas he would pass,
From out of his ass,
Would burst the damn thing by all means!
:P
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:laugh: Ha ha ha!
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The reason Jack didn' like beans
Was that he was wearing tight jeans.
The gas he would pass,
From out of his ass,
Would burst the damn thing by all means!
:P
tehehehehehe... This is too much fun! :laugh:
This is my 1300th post..Damn... ::) ;D
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Another.. ;)
Ennis del Mar, you randy dandy hunk,
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Ennis del Mar, you randy dandy hunk,
get over here and put off that trunk!
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Ennis del Mar, you randy dandy hunk,
get over here and put off that trunk!
"Love that peachy bottom", Jack growled,
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Ennis del Mar, you randy dandy hunk,
get over here and put off that trunk!
"Love that peachy bottom", Jack growled,
"Less talk and more action please!" Ennis howled,
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Ennis del Mar, you randy dandy hunk,
get over here and put off that trunk!
"Love that peachy bottom", Jack growled,
"Less talk and more action please!" Ennis howled,
So into Jack Ennis quickly sunk.
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Naughty, but I love it! Let's go again!
Jack wants to buy Jimbo a drink
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Jack wants to buy Jimbo a drink
'cause his lonely life's startin to stink
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Jack wants to buy Jimbo a drink
'cause his lonely life's startin to stink
But the clown is unwilling
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Jack wants to buy Jimbo a drink
'cause his lonely life's startin to stink
But the clown is unwilling
And Jack's hopes fall from the ceiling,
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Jack wants to buy Jimbo a drink
'cause his lonely life's startin to stink
But the clown is unwilling
And Jack's hopes fall from the ceiling,
in less time than it takes him to blink. :(
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Woohoo...another:
Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
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Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock
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Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock.
He wondered when with handsome Jack he would lay,
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Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock.
He wondered when with handsome Jack he would lay,
thinking that would so make my day,
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Ennis talked of coyotes as he pulled off his sock,
but he had more than just coyote stories on stock.
He wondered when with handsome Jack he would lay,
thinking that would so make my day,
Only Jack he desired, to hold and kiss and f--k..
;D( Apologies for my slop-bucket mouth... :P)
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Heh! Well, perhaps this one will be less..... explicit? ;D
Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,
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Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",
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Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",
Bleach-blonde, you'll take control
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Lureen's hairdresser had much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",
Bleach-blonde, you'll take control
A little trim, color, shampoo and roll,
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Lureen's hairdresser had so much to do,
He shrieked, "Girl, have I got the do for you!",
Bleach-blonde, you'll take control
A little trim, color, shampoo and roll,
You'll look like Farrah Fawcett No. 2.
As fireworks glowed in the sky,
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As fireworks glowed in the sky,
Ennis' short temper did fly,
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As fireworks glowed in the sky,
Ennis' short temper did fly.
Bikers flew left and right,
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As fireworks glowed in the sky,
Ennis' short temper did fly.
Bikers flew left and right,
Ennis was wound up, ready to fight
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As fireworks glowed in the sky,
Ennis' short temper did fly.
Bikers flew left and right,
Ennis was wound up, ready to fight,
made them give earth-orbiting a good try!
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Ennis gave Jack's cheek a little poke,
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p/s: Minds away from the gutter please... :P
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Ennis gave Jack's cheek a little poke,
and said let's take a nice relaxing soak,
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Ennis gave Jack's cheek a little poke,
and said let's take a nice relaxing soak,
So they stripped down to their drawers,
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Ennis gave Jack's cheek a little poke,
and said let's take a nice relaxing soak,
So they stripped down to their drawers,
and embraced each other's flaws,
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Ennis gave Jack's cheek a little poke,
and said let's take a nice relaxing soak,
So they stripped down to their drawers,
and embraced each other's flaws,
for they were both as hard as a mighty Oak!
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Next one:
Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
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Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
that he tried to haul up using pulleys,
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Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
that he tried to haul up using pulleys,
but it was so much easier using Ennis and Jack,
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Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
that he tried to haul up using pulleys,
but it was so much easier using Ennis and Jack,
because of prowess and strength there wasn't a lack,
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Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
that he tried to haul up using pulleys,
but it was so much easier using Ennis and Jack,
because of prowess and strength there wasn't a lack,
though they sometimes got sidetracked by .....follies. ;)
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Y'all are so good at this! More, more more!
L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
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L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
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L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse
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L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse
And that the marriage was a farce
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L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse
And that the marriage was a farce,
and that only Del Mar'd ring his bell.
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L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse
And that the marriage was a farce,
and that only Del Mar'd ring his bell.
;D..Good job!!
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Before Jack met Ennis summer of sixty-three
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Before Jack met Ennis summer of sixty-three,
he dreamed of every Cowboy that he would see,
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Before Jack met Ennis summer of sixty-three,
he dreamed of every Cowboy that he would see.
He loved their walk, their talk, their look,
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Before Jack met Ennis summer of sixty-three,
he dreamed of every Cowboy that he would see.
He loved their walk, their talk, their look,
He'd do anything they wanted, even offer to cook!
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Before Jack met Ennis summer of sixty-three,
he dreamed of every Cowboy that he would see.
He loved their walk, their talk, their look,
He'd do anything they wanted, even offer to cook!
But del Mar was the fairest of them all, woo-wee!
;D
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New round:
The fire died down on the camp site
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The fire died down on the camp site,
And Ennis shivered all through the night.
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The fire died down on the camp site,
And Ennis shivered all through the night,
while Jack slept warmly inside the tent,
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The fire died down on the camp site,
And Ennis shivered all through the night,
while Jack slept warmly inside the tent,
Ennis Hammered loudly with no relent,
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The fire died down on the camp site,
And Ennis shivered all through the night,
while Jack slept warmly inside the tent,
Ennis Hammered loudly with no relent,
and was frozen to death by the first light....
Jeez people. It takes you ages to get to the point, doesn't it?? ;D
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The fire died down on the camp site,
And Ennis shivered all through the night,
while Jack slept warmly inside the tent,
Ennis Hammered loudly with no relent,
and was frozen to death by the first light....
Anke - I cant believe you froze Ennis to death...Jeez lady! ;D
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Let's continue it...
Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
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and was frozen to death by the first light....
OMG! (faints!) :P
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Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
where Jack lay in his underwear (checkered)
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Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
where Jack lay in his underwear (checkered)
Up close to Jack he snuggled,
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Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
where Jack lay in his underwear (checkered)
Up close to Jack he snuggled,
And bodily parts they juggled
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Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
where Jack lay in his underwear (checkered)
Up close to Jack he snuggled,
And bodily parts they juggled,
"Tis nobody's business but ours", Jack stuttered!
(I opted for a more polite ending.. :P).
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Lol. What would have been the other ending?? ;D
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Lol. What would have been the other ending?? ;D
Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
where Jack lay in his underwear (checkered)
Up close to Jack he snuggled,
And bodily parts they juggled,
Jack moaned and groaned as he was blissfully buggered!
(I said it was rude didn't I? :-X ::) ;D)
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(I said it was rude didn't I? :-X ::) ;D)
Rude?? Well I could live with that, but you got the rhyme wrong! Lol.
Not that I could have come up with a better word, myself... ;D
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Rude?? Well I could live with that, but you got the rhyme wrong! Lol.
Not that I could have come up with a better word, myself... ;D
I did?? How? :P
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I did?? How? :P
Ooops. Forgive me! I didn't know that "staggered" and "buggered" rhyme in Canada... :laugh:
Anyway. New round:
When Ennis and Alma got married
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When Ennis and Alma got married,
He thought his past with Jack was buried,
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When Ennis and Alma got married,
He thought his past with Jack was buried,
and he tried not to show
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Ooops. Forgive me! I didn't know that "staggered" and "buggered" rhyme in Canada... :laugh:
:P :P Hehe...
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When Ennis and Alma got married,
He thought his past with Jack was buried,
and he tried not to show
that he wrang it for Jack twice in a row,
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When Ennis and Alma got married,
He thought his past with Jack was buried,
and he tried not to show
that he wrang it for Jack twice in a row,
and what big pair of apples he carried!
Hmmm... does that make any sense?? ???
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When Ennis and Alma got married,
He thought his past with Jack was buried,
and he tried not to show
that he wrang it for Jack twice in a row,
and what big pair of apples he carried!
Hmmm... does that make any sense?? ???
Not really.. :laugh:.
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Another round:
Ennis' divorce gave Jack such a thrill,
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Ennis' divorce gave Jack such a thrill,
He jumped into his car, dressed up to kill
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Ennis' divorce gave Jack such a thrill,
He jumped into his car, dressed up to kill.
He redlined it straight to Riverton,
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Ennis' divorce gave Jack such a thrill,
He jumped into his car, dressed up to kill.
He redlined it straight to Riverton,
'Cause without his love he was hurtin',
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Ennis' divorce gave Jack such a thrill,
He jumped into his car, dressed up to kill.
He redlined it straight to Riverton,
'Cause without his love he was hurtin',
But instead a Mexican he had to drill!
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He plotted his herding with pie,
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He plotted his herding with pie,
and when he saw Cassie with Karl, he didn't even vie,
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He plotted his herding with pie,
and when he saw Cassie with Karl, he didn't even vie,
His mind replayed that fight by the lake,
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He plotted his herding with pie,
and when he saw Cassie with Karl, he didn't even vie,
His mind replayed that fight by the lake,
It was time to act, there was too much at stake,
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He plotted his herding with pie,
and when he saw Cassie with Karl, he didn't even vie,
His mind replayed that fight by the lake,
It was time to act, there was too much at stake,
Little did Del Mar know, that his love was going to die.
:'(
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Another round:
Ennis walked slowly into the tent, his hat in hand
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Ennis walked slowly into the tent, his hat in hand
He felt like Alice in Wonderland
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Ennis walked slowly into the tent, his hat in hand
He felt like Alice in Wonderland
No time was wasted
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Ennis walked slowly into the tent, his hat in hand
He felt like Alice in Wonderland
No time was wasted
The forbidden fruit tasted
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Ennis walked slowly into the tent, his hat in hand
He felt like Alice in Wonderland
No time was wasted
The Forbidden fruit tasted
And love's juice covered his gland!
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As his cheek brushed the nipple of Jack,
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As his cheek brushed the nipple of Jack,
Ennis thought by himself, what the heck
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As his cheek brushed the nipple of Jack,
Ennis thought by himself, what the heck
The smell of his skin
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As his cheek brushed the nipple of Jack,
Ennis thought by himself, what the heck
The smell of his skin
Is a little bit thin
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As his cheek brushed the nipple of Jack,
Ennis thought by himself, what the heck
The smell of his skin
Is a little bit thin
And before he knew, he was on his back.
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There once was a lil boy named Bobby,
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There once was a lil boy named Bobby,
Who wondered 'bout his Daddy's hobby
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There once was a lil boy named Bobby,
Who wondered 'bout his Daddy's hobby.
When Bobby was twenty, he fell for a lad named Hugh,
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By God Milli you so need some dance lessons!
There once was a lil boy named Bobby,
Who wondered 'bout his Daddy's hobby.
When Bobby was twenty, he fell for a lad named Hugh,
Whose Grandmother once lived in a small house just outside the township, but she used to come into town once a week to do her shopping, it's true,
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By God Milli you so need some dance lessons!
Yeah, she tends to redline it into dead ends, doesn't she?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
There once was a lil boy named Bobby,
Who wondered 'bout his Daddy's hobby.
When Bobby was twenty, he fell for a lad named Hugh,
Whose Grandmother once lived in a small house just outside the township, but she used to come into town once a week to do her shopping, it's true,
And they kissed in a posh hotel lobby.
::)
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Ennis married, getting a wife
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Ennis married, getting a wife
It ended in trouble and strife....
Wow I can finally use cockney rhyming slang! ::)
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Ennis married, getting a wife
It ended in trouble and strife....
He didn't understand
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Ennis married, getting a wife
It ended in trouble and strife....
He didn't understand
Why he couldn't land
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Ennis married, getting a wife
It ended in trouble and strife....
He didn't understand
Why he couldn't land
In a happier place in his life!
While the dogs baby-sat all the sheep
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While the dogs baby-sat all the sheep
The love of our boys, it grew deep
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While the dogs baby-sat all the sheep
The love of our boys, it grew deep,
So they didn't notice when they were spied upon by Aguirre,
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While the dogs baby-sat all the sheep
The love of our boys, it grew deep,
So they didn't notice when they were spied upon by Aguirre,
the boys frolicked openly their passions a-fire!
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While the dogs baby-sat all the sheep
The love of our boys, it grew deep,
So they didn't notice when they were spied upon by Aguirre,
the boys frolicked openly their passions a-fire!
And their love made hearts a-leap.
Ah that was crap, feel free to change mine if you come up with a better one cause mine is crap.
I did kinda come up with one myself, it's not very good, but good for a minutes work:
Once two cowboys got pissed
And really enjoyed their trysts
They tried to stay together
And weather all weathers
But Jack disappeared to the mist
As I said kinda crappy and you will have to allow me some poetic lisence, but good enough. :)
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Haha! Hi Becky! Welcome back! :D
New round:
The tent on the mountain don't look right.
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Glad to be back Anke! ;D
The tent on the mountain don't look right
Then came one hot and steamy night ;D
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By God Milli you so need some dance lessons!
haha Ray, I am a good dancer! Its not my fault you can't keep up with me.. :P ;D
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The tent on the mountain don't look right
Then came one hot and steamy night ;
Jack and Ennis were mighty horny,
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The tent on the mountain don't look right
Then came one hot and steamy night ;
Jack and Ennis were mighty horny,
they stemmed the rose that wasn't thorny,
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The tent on the mountain don't look right
Then came one hot and steamy night ;
Jack and Ennis were mighty horny,
they stemmed the rose that wasn't thorny,
And they went at it until it was first light.
;)
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Another round:
Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
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Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco,
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Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,
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Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,
Who was working some interesting mojo,
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Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,
Who was working some interesting mojo,
And coloured Jack's honour Indigo!
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Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,
Who was working some interesting mojo,
He hoped Ennis would never know. What a blow!
:P
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Alma Juniour was not impressed,
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Alma Juniour was not impressed,
She didn't even like the way Cassie was dressed.
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Alma Junior was not impressed,
She didn't even like the way Cassie was dressed.
Her manner was dry,
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Alma Junior was not impressed,
She didn't even like the way Cassie was dressed.
Her manner was dry,
And she would never pry,
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Alma Junior was not impressed,
She didn't even like the way Cassie was dressed.
Her manner was dry,
And she would never pry,
But she noticed her father still seemed depressed.
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Ennis was used to rolling his own,
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Ennis was used to rolling his own,
He preferred it to using a cone,
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Ennis was used to rolling his own,
He preferred it to using a cone.
Everytime he fantasized it was Jack he fondled,
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Ennis was used to rolling his own,
He preferred it to using a cone.
Everytime he fantasized it was Jack he fondled,
No matter how much his mind was all muddled,
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Ennis was used to rolling his own,
He preferred it to using a cone.
Everytime he fantasized it was Jack he fondled,
No matter how much his mind was all muddled,
He cried, "I am in need of him, how I feel alone".
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Ain't no little thing happenin' here
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Ain't no little thing happenin' here
Even though I say "I ain't queer",
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Ain't no little thing happenin' here
Even though I say "I ain't queer",
he lamented letting Jack out of his sights,
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Ain't no little thing happenin' here
Even though I say "I ain't queer",
he lamented letting Jack out of his sights,
He was so damn mad, he got into fights,
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Ain't no little thing happenin' here
Even though I say "I ain't queer",
he lamented letting Jack out of his sights,
He was so damn mad, he got into fights,
He just could let go of his irrational fear!
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Two scared girls waved from the porch,
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Two scared girls waved from the porch,
He was hot with anger, burning like a torch,
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Two scared girls waved from the porch,
He was hot with anger, burning like a torch,
Then a pickup blocked his path,
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Two scared girls waved from the porch,
He was hot with anger, burning like a torch,
Then a pickup blocked his path,
He lost it and unleashed his wrath
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Two scared girls waved from the porch,
He was hot with anger, burning like a torch,
Then a pickup blocked his path,
He lost it and unleashed his wrath
Yeah, Alma's "Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!" words did scorch!
Jack offered a drink to a clown,
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Jack offered a drink to a clown,
but the silly oaf turned him down.
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Jack offered a drink to a clown,
but the silly oaf turned him down,
Jack gave him the look,
And played by the book,
Sorry, kinda did two there, it is just that I haven't been on here in a while so I thought I would make up for it.
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Jack offered a drink to a clown,
but the silly oaf turned him down,
Jack gave him the look,
And played by the book,
"F--k him", said Jack with a frown.
:P
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Come with me Ennis, my one and only lover,
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Come with me Ennis, my one and only lover,
Let's play with each other under the cover
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Come with me Ennis, my one and only lover,
Let's play with each other under the cover.
We don't have to make love just now,
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Come with me Ennis, my one and only lover,
Let's play with each other under the cover.
We don't have to make love just now,
But why delay it? Let's do it somehow!
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Come with me Ennis, my one and only lover,
Let's play with each other under the cover.
We don't have to make love just now,
But why delay it? Let's do it somehow!
Sure my love! You want me to roll over?
:P
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It was called a love that would never grow old,
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It was called a love that would never grow old,
Its a love story between two men that must be told.
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It was called a love that would never grow old,
Its a love story between two men that must be told.
No holds will ever be barred
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It was called a love that would never grow old,
Its a love story between two men that must be told.
No holds will ever be barred
Tis a masterpiece forever unmarred.
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It was called a love that would never grow old,
Its a love story between two men that must be told.
No holds will ever be barred
Tis a masterpiece forever unmarred,
for never before was a story so bold.
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It was called a love that would never grow old,
Its a love story between two men that must be told.
No holds will ever be barred
Tis a masterpiece forever unmarred,
for never before was a story so bold.
Cute :)
There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
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There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,
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There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,
Her hands and feet were involved
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There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,
Her hands and feet were involved,
as she tried to break Ennis's resolve.
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There once was a barmaid called Miss Cartwright,
her advances towards Ennis were forthright,
Her hands and feet were involved,
as she tried to break Ennis's resolve.
She didn't know of his 'baggage', his plight.
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Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
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Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.
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Jack offered a drink to a clown,
but the silly oaf turned him down,
Jack gave him the look,
And played by the book,
"F--k him", said Jack with a frown.
:P
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WOOHOO! Good one!
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Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.
No stemming the rose,
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Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.
No stemming the rose,
at least none of those
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Poor Joe Aguirrie had some sheep,
That was the only way he earned his keep.
No stemming the rose,
at least none of those,
For he was a real son of a beep
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Jack grew tired of the infrequent couplings,
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Jack grew tired of the infrequent couplings,
yet he knew Ennis would never change things,
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Jack grew tired of the infrequent couplings,
yet he knew Ennis would never change things,
He longed for the day
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Jack grew tired of the infrequent couplings,
yet he knew Ennis would never change things,
He longed for the day
He could say: we are gay!
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Jack grew tired of the infrequent couplings,
yet he knew Ennis would never change things,
He longed for the day
He could say: we are gay!
And even make a vow and exchange rings.
:)
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They did wear each others rin....doesn't matter!
He spat "No Fuck'n way"
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He spat: "No Fuck'n way
I am going to stay
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He spat: "No Fuck'n way
I am going to stay
He flashed his blue ring
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They did wear each others rin....doesn't matter!
Go on Ray, say it.. :P
He spat: "No Fuck'n way
I am going to stay
He flashed his blue ring
An amazing piece of bling,
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He spat: "No Fuck'n way"
I am going to stay
He flashed his blue ring
An amazing piece of bling,
Then he sent them off to play!
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They did wear each others rin....doesn't matter!
Go on Ray, say it.. :P
Okay I will! They did wear each other's rinse. The bottles were mixed up when the shopping got scattered after the bear scare!
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Jack's postcard arrived unexpected
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Jack's postcard arrived unexpected
Instantly his attention errected
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Okay I will! They did wear each other's rinse. The bottles were mixed up when the shopping got scattered after the bear scare!
Haha... ;D
Jack's postcard arrived unexpected
Instantly his attention errected
It couldn't possibly be true,
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Jack's postcard arrived unexpected
Instantly his attention erected
It couldn't possibly be true,
Oh, Jack, I do love Y-O-U or Oh, Jack, he does love Y-O-U (Your choice)
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Jack's postcard arrived unexpected
Instantly his attention erected
It couldn't possibly be true,
Oh, Jack, I do love Y-O-U
The dream of seeing you again, I never rejected.
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New round:
The sheep on the mountain were staring
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The sheep on the mountain were staring
At our boys butts they were baring
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The sheep on the mountain were staring
At our boys butts they were baring
They thought: bloody hell!
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The sheep on the mountain were staring
At our boys butts they were baring
They thought: "bloody hell!"
"And they say that we smell!"
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The sheep on the mountain were staring
At our boys butts they were baring
They thought: "bloody hell!
And they say that we smell!
It ain't right! But we shouldn't be swearing..."
::)
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New round: ;)
I'll probably be back summer of sixty-four,
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I'll probably be back summer of sixty-four,
Of you my friend by then I'll need more
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I'll probably be back summer of sixty-four,
Of you my friend by then I'll need more
I'll miss your cuisine
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I'll probably be back summer of sixty-four,
Of you my friend by then I'll need more
I'll miss your cuisine
You give such good bean
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I'll probably be back summer of sixty-four,
Of you my friend by then I'll need more
I'll miss your cuisine
You give such good bean
And make such a good butler outdoor!
:)
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He'd never felt so sick in his life,
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He'd never felt so sick in his life,
and just as bad: He'd soon have a wife,
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He'd never felt so sick in his life,
and just as bad: He'd soon have a wife!
What the hell should he do
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He'd never felt so sick in his life,
and just as bad: He'd soon have a wife!
What the hell should he do,
knowing Jack's love was true
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He'd never felt so sick in his life,
And just as bad: He'd soon have a wife!
What the hell should he do?
Knowing Jack's love was true
He went sullen with this inner strife.
:'(
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That was a sad one ... :-\
Something more upbeat:
I will lay me down with my Ennis tonight,
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I will lay me down with my Ennis tonight,
When all the stars are shining bright,
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I will lay me down with my Ennis tonight,
When all the stars are shining bright,
Nothing could be easier
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I will lay me down with my Ennis tonight,
When all the stars are shining bright,
Nothing could be easier
Than being bawdier
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I will lay me down with my Ennis tonight,
When all the stars are shining bright,
Nothing could be easier
Than being bawdier.
Tonight is the night I will do him right!
;D
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Time to start another one?
The snow barely lasted an hour,
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The snow barely lasted an hour,
Yet Joe issued an order so dour
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The snow barely lasted an hour,
Yet Joe issued an order so dour,
Jack began t otake down the tent,
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The snow barely lasted an hour,
Yet Joe issued an order so dour,
Jack began t otake down the tent,
Ennis started to vent,
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The snow barely lasted an hour,
Yet Joe issued an order so dour,
Jack began to take down the tent,
Ennis started to vent,
He felt angry, sick; life could be so sour.
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Ennis showered and wore his sunday best,
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His shirt was clean and his hair was pressed
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Ennis showered and wore his sunday best,
His shirt was clean and his hair was pressed,
After four long years he'd see
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Ennis showered and wore his sunday best,
His shirt was clean and his hair was pressed,
After four long years he'd see
That true to Jack his heart'll always be,
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Ennis showered and wore his Sunday best,
His shirt was clean and his hair was pressed,
After four long years he'd see
That true to Jack his heart'll always be,
T'was real love, so diff'rent from the rest.
Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn'
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Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn',
She hummed, thinking of the day her son was born.
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Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn',
She hummed, thinking of the day her son was born.
She knew that Ennis would soon be there
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Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn',
She hummed, thinking of the day her son was born.
She knew that Ennis would soon be there
He came and she offered him a chair
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Jack's mother baked a cherry cake that morn',
She hummed, thinking of the day her son was born.
She knew that Ennis would soon be there
He came and she offered him a chair
And Pappa Twist carried on like a raw prawn!
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Carving knife electric, rough as guts,
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Carving knife electric, rough as guts
Ennis got quite hectic and went nuts
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Carving knife electric, rough as guts
Ennis got quite hectic and went nuts
Two angels left behind,
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Carving knife electric, rough as guts
Ennis got quite hectic and went nuts
Two angels left behind,
But they didn't mind,
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Carving knife electric, rough as guts
Ennis got quite hectic and went nuts
Two angels left behind,
But they didn't mind,
Both Ennis and the turkey suffered bruises and cuts.
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Joe hissed, "I ain't got no work for you,"
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Joe hissed, "I ain't got no work for you,"
the dogs worked harder than you two,
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Joe hissed, "I ain't got no work for you,"
the dogs worked harder than you two,
I say you chose
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Joe hissed, "I ain't got no work for you,"
the dogs worked harder than you two,
I say you chose,
To stem the rose,
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Joe hissed, "I ain't got no work for you,"
the dogs worked harder than you two,
I say you chose,
To stem the rose,
Jack didn't argue, 'cause it was true!
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"It could be like this always!" he said,
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"It could be like this always!" he said,
Dreaming of waking up together in bed,
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"It could be like this always!" he said,
Dreaming of waking up together in bed,
But Ennis said no,
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"It could be like this always!" he said,
Dreaming of waking up together in bed,
But Ennis said no,
Jack was shattered, his hopes low.
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"It could be like this always!" he said,
Dreaming of waking up together in bed,
But Ennis said no,
Jack was shattered, his hopes low,
So he just wrang it out instead!
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"It could be like this always!" he said,
Dreaming of waking up together in bed,
But Ennis said no,
Jack was shattered, his hopes low,
So he just wrang it out instead!
Poor Jack.. :-\
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Another: (love letter From Jack to Ennis) ;)
Your quiet manner is sweet, your smile is heaven
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Your quiet manner is sweet, your smile is heaven
Your face is smooth, especially when shaven,
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Your quiet manner is sweet, your smile is heaven
Your face is smooth, especially when shaven,
I want you like I have wanted no other
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Your quiet manner is sweet, your smile is heaven
Your face is smooth, especially when shaven,
I want you like I have wanted no other
Make love to me! I need it, brother!
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Your quiet manner is sweet, your smile is heaven
Your face is smooth, especially when shaven,
I want you like I have wanted no other
Make love to me! I need it, brother!
For in you I've found my haven.
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Your quiet manner is sweet, your smile is heaven
Your face is smooth, especially when shaven,
I want you like I have wanted no other
Make love to me! I need it, brother!
For in you I've found my haven.
How sweet! :-*
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Ennis' reply to Jack's letter... ;D
I can't begin to tell you how confused I feel,
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I can't begin to tell you how confused I feel,
I know when you're with me this is a big deal,
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I can't begin to tell you how confused I feel,
I know when you're with me it's such a big deal,
Makin' love to you leaves me breathless,
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I can't begin to tell you how confused I feel,
I know when you're with me it's such a big deal,
Makin' love to you leaves me breathless,
If we were together, our love would be deathless,
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I can't begin to tell you how confused I feel,
I know when you're with me it's such a big deal,
Makin' love to you leaves me breathless,
If we were together, our love would be deathless,
And life would always be on an even keel.
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I can't begin to tell you how confused I feel,
I know when you're with me it's such a big deal,
Makin' love to you leaves me breathless,
If we were together, our love would be deathless,
Jack f-ckin' Twist, my heart your love did steal.
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We doubled up here! Let's play again:
Jack red-lined it to his true love's side
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Jack red-lined it to his true love's side
He gave a damn about Ennis' bride
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Jack red-lined it to his true love's side
He gave a damn about Ennis' bride.
He couldn't picture Ennis with her,
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Jack red-lined it to his true love's side
He gave a damn about Ennis' bride.
He couldn't picture Ennis with her,
On to the motel, he wanted to slither,
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Jack red-lined it to his true love's side
He gave a damn about Ennis' bride.
He couldn't picture Ennis with her,
On to the motel, he wanted to slither,
In a few moments, upon Ennis he sat astride.
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Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
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Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
He was hot and bothered; his blood rilin'.
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Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
He was hot and bothered; his blood rilin'.
Words punched through gritted teeth
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Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
He was hot and bothered; his blood rilin'.
Words punched through gritted teeth
Passion boiling underneath
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Ennis, not big on endearments, called Jack "Little darlin",
He was hot and bothered; his blood rilin'.
Words punched through gritted teeth
Passion boiling underneath
Of Jack, he was thinking of defiling!
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Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
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Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags
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Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags
Never hearing of darts
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Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags
Never hearing of darts
Enduring Ennis' farts...
Lol. Forgive me! ;D
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Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags
Never hearing of darts
Enduring Ennis' farts...
they were enough to make her gag! LOL
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Davidinhartford is quite mad,
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DavidinHartford is quite mad
And just as mad is Ray, that lad!
;)
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DavidinHartford is quite mad
And just as mad is Ray, that lad!
Along comes Anke, crazy too,
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DavidinHartford is quite mad
And just as mad is Ray, that lad!
Along comes Anke, crazy too,
And silly Milli joins the crew.
;D
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DavidinHartford is quite mad
And just as mad is Ray, that lad!
Along comes Anke, crazy too,
And silly Milli joins the crew.
I'm so glad they like to be bad!
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DavidinHartford is quite mad
And just as mad is Ray, that lad!
Along comes Anke, crazy too,
And silly Milli joins the crew.
I'm so glad they like to be bad!
LOL! ;D
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(Ennis reminesces in his old age...) :P
I once fell for a rodeo cowboy,
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I once fell for a rodeo cowboy,
He was sexy and playful and gave me so much joy,
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I once fell for a rodeo cowboy,
He was sexy and playful and gave me so much joy,
He was irresistible in them tight jeans,
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I once fell for a rodeo cowboy,
He was sexy and playful and gave me so much joy,
He was irresistible in them tight jeans,
and boy he sure hated Beans!
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I once fell for a rodeo cowboy,
He was sexy and playful and gave me so much joy,
He was irresistible in them tight jeans,
and boy he sure hated Beans!
The sexy stud got me hot everytime he played coy!
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Love it! And again!
Jimbo the clown missed the ride of his life
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Jimbo the clown missed the ride of his life,
then poor Jack met his future wife,
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Jimbo the clown missed the ride of his life,
then poor Jack met his future wife.
S'alright .. Jimbo was a bit of a pr!ck,
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Jimbo the clown missed the ride of his life,
then poor Jack met his future wife.
S'alright .. Jimbo was a bit of a pr!ck,
and Lureen wanted Jacks d!ck,
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Jimbo the clown missed the ride of his life,
then poor Jack met his future wife.
S'alright .. Jimbo was a bit of a pr!ck,
and Lureen wanted Jacks d!ck,
He thought: Jesus, give me a knife!!! >:(
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Limerick Interlude!!! ;D
(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00002949.jpg)
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LOL Anke! ;D
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Another: :P
He was macho, but he loved a pretty rose
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He was macho, but he loved a pretty rose
So a handsome cowboy was what he chose.
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He was macho, but he loved a pretty rose
So a handsome cowboy was what he chose.
When darkness fell they joined
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He was macho, but he loved a pretty rose
So a handsome cowboy was what he chose.
When darkness fell they joined,
and explored each other's loins,
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He was macho, but he loved a pretty rose
So a handsome cowboy was what he chose.
When darkness fell they joined,
and explored each other's loins,
He woke up with Jack's smell in his nose.
:)
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New round!
He jumped up as if he had touched fire :)
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He jumped up as if he had touched fire
His feelings spiraling higher and higher
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He jumped up as if he had touched fire
His feelings spiraling higher and higher.
His trunk was stiff,
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He jumped up as if he had touched fire
His feelings spiraling higher and higher.
His trunk was stiff,
And high as a cliff
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He jumped up as if he had touched fire
His feelings spiraling higher and higher.
His trunk was stiff,
And high as a cliff,
as their hearts were full of Desire!
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Lovely! Onward!
Baby girls and a boy were born
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Baby girls and a boy were born,
But their lives were still torn.
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Baby girls and a boy were born,
But their lives were still torn.
'Cause one of their own
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Baby girls and a boy were born,
But their lives were still torn.
'Cause one of their own
Could never be sown
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Baby girls and a boy were born,
But their lives were still torn.
'Cause one of their own
Could never be sown
And that, 'til death, they both would mourn.
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On the end she tied a little note,
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On the end she tied a little note,
Any chance he wouldn't see it, very remote.
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On the end she tied a little note,
Any chance he wouldn't see it, very remote.
It didn't get wet,
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On the end she tied a little note,
Any chance he wouldn't see it, very remote.
It didn't get wet,
He was too busy with Jack to fret.
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On the end she tied a little note,
Any chance he wouldn't see it, very remote.
It didn't get wet,
He was too busy with Jack to fret.
and he tried not to come home and Gloat.
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ANother:
He slowly went up to Jack's bedroom,
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He slowly went up to Jack's bedroom,
Feeling reverant as if in a tomb,
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He slowly went up to Jack's bedroom,
Feeling reverant as if in a tomb.
It was tiny, simple and bare,
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He slowly went up to Jack's bedroom,
Feeling reverant as if in a tomb.
It was tiny, simple and bare,
To the wardrobe he would stare
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He slowly went up to Jack's bedroom,
Feeling reverant as if in a tomb.
It was tiny, simple and bare,
To the wardrobe he would stare
His tears fell, all he could feel was gloom!
:'(
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:'(
There once was a brat named Bobby
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There once was a brat named Bobby,
Who liked playing in the lobby.
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There once was a brat named Bobby,
Who liked playing in the lobby.
Such an annoying child
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There once was a brat named Bobby,
Who liked playing in the lobby.
Such an annoying child
Always running wild
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There once was a brat named Bobby,
Who liked playing in the lobby.
Such an annoying child
Always running wild,
They need to get him a Hobby!
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New one:
The sheep on the mountain were sleeping.
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The sheep on the mountain were sleeping
Aguire, on horse back, was creeping,
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The sheep on the mountain were sleeping
Aguirre, on horse back, was creeping
Towards the small tent
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The sheep on the mountain were sleeping
Aguirre, on horse back, was creeping
Towards the small tent
Where two men lay spent
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The sheep on the mountain were sleeping
Aguirre, on horse back, was creeping
Towards the small tent
Where two men lay spent
"Too late!" he howled and started weeping.
:'(
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The sheep on the mountain were sleeping
Aguirre, on horse back, was creeping
Towards the small tent
Where two men lay spent,
Auguirre was so jealous he was weeping
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Hehe, as I said David: "Too late!" ;)
New round:
Jack Twist wasn't much of a thinker.
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Jack Twist wasn't much of a thinker,
At solving probs he was a stinker,
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Jack Twist wasn't much of a thinker,
At solving probs he was a stinker,
The life he lead sucked
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Jack Twist wasn't much of a thinker,
At solving probs he was a stinker,
The life he lead sucked
He was constantly bucked
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Jack Twist wasn't much of a thinker,
At solving probs he was a stinker,
The life he lead sucked
He was constantly bucked
Who can blame him for getting a drinker? :'(
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His hat covered his embarrassed intent
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His hat covered his embarrassed intent,
But they both knew what it meant,
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His hat covered his embarrassed intent,
But they both knew what it meant,
Shirtless was Jack,
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His hat covered his embarrassed intent,
But they both knew what it meant,
Shirtless was Jack,
Lying on his back,
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His hat covered his embarrassed intent,
But they both knew what it meant,
Shirtless was Jack,
Lying on his back,
And at it in silence they went.
;D
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"Asphyxiation" he had never heard
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"Asphyxiation" he had never heard,
Wondering how he knew such a complex word,
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"Asphyxiation" he had never heard,
Wondering how he knew such a complex word,
neither had made it past the 8th grade,
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"Asphyxiation" he had never heard,
Wondering how he knew such a complex word,
neither had made it past the 8th grade,
As kids on the farm they had stayed
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"Asphyxiation" he had never heard,
Wondering how he knew such a complex word,
neither had made it past the 8th grade,
As kids on the farm they had stayed,
"He was a real thinker", of that he was assured.
or
To think he knew the meaning, would have been absurd.
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Another:
Ma Twist was aware of her son's ways,
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Ma Twist was aware of her son's ways,
knowing how her husband felt about Gays,
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Ma Twist was aware of her son's ways,
knowing how her husband felt about Gays.
He'd changed after that summer,
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Ma Twist was aware of her son's ways,
knowing how her husband felt about Gays.
He'd changed after that summer,
Talked about having met a newcomer,
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Ma Twist was aware of her son's ways,
knowing how her husband felt about Gays.
He'd changed after that summer,
Talked about having met a newcomer,
How he'd never been so happy in all his born days.
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Another: :)
When they shared that first kiss,
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When they shared that first kiss,
Both fell into the abyss
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When they shared that first kiss,
Both fell into the abyss,
They knew their summer was about to change,
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When they shared that first kiss,
Both fell into the abyss,
They knew their summer was about to change,
As they observed each other at very close range,
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When they shared that first kiss,
Both fell into the abyss,
They knew their summer was about to change,
As they observed each other at very close range,
It was paradise, heaven, pure bliss.
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And then there was Green and blue and beige,
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And then there was Green and blue and beige,
Grass, sky, and woolies page after page
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And then there was Green and blue and beige,
Grass, sky, and woolies page after page
See how happy the denizens are!
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And then there was Green and blue and beige,
Grass, sky, and woolies page after page
See how happy the denizens are!
As we wish on the North Star
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And then there was Green and blue and beige,
Grass, sky, and woolies page after page
See how happy the denizens are!
As we wish on the North Star,
Proulx's Brokeback Mountain is all the rage!
"You are in a hurry," Jack Twist said,
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You are in a hurry," Jack Twist said,
I figured we wait till we found a Bed!
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"You are in a hurry," Jack Twist said,
"I figured we wait till we found a bed!"
In response, she removed her top,
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"You are in a hurry," Jack Twist said,
"I figured we wait till we found a bed!"
In response, she removed her top,
Jack was stunned, too amazed to stop.
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"You are in a hurry," Jack Twist said,
"I figured we wait till we found a bed!"
In response, she removed her top,
Jack was stunned, too amazed to stop.
And the next thing he knew, they were wed!
'Stupid mule' an angry Ennis grunted,
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'Stupid mule' an angry Ennis grunted
Because he felt much affronted
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'Stupid mule' an angry Ennis grunted
Because he felt much affronted.
He was dying for a swig of whiskey,
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'Stupid mule' an angry Ennis grunted
Because he felt much affronted.
He was dying for a swig of whiskey,
And feeling right frisky
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"Stupid mule" an angry Ennis grunted
Because he felt much affronted.
He was dying for a swig of whiskey,
And feeling right frisky,
By a worried Jack, he was confronted.
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Another: ;)
Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
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Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous
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Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous
The air made Jack feel faint
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Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous
The air made Jack feel faint,
And horny as hell, he was no saint!
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Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous
The air made Jack feel faint,
And horny as hell, he was no saint!
But the tent action sure was luscious!
'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
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'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
I wish he'd cut poor Ennis some slack.
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Dang it! Too late again. Just to let you know what I was about to post, girls:
'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.
Lol. ;D
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I like this better..LOL! ;D
'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours,"
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'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours,"
"Fine", said Ennis, "Go on! Drop your drawers!"
:laugh:..Sorry ...couldn't resist.. :P
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I like this better..LOL! ;D
You are so good to me, Milli!! ;D
'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours,"
"Fine", said Ennis, "Go on! Drop your drawers!"
And soon their frocks were on a stack.
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'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours,"
"Fine", said Ennis, "Go on! Drop your drawers!"
And soon their frocks were on a stack.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
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:laugh:
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Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
He was horny and dying to get busy!
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Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
He was horny and dying to get busy!
With Ennis behind,
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Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
He was horny and dying to get busy!
With Ennis behind,
He was hammered half blind...
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Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
He was horny and dying to get busy!
With Ennis behind,
He was hammered half blind...
And got himself in a right tizzy!
Does 'tizzy' mean the same in the US as it does in the UK?? :-\
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Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
He was horny and dying to get busy!
With Ennis behind,
He was hammered half blind...
And got himself in a right tizzy!
Girls girls!!...tsk tsk tsk... :laugh:
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Another: ;D
I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe
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I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe
And a-spying he did frequently go
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I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe
And a-spying he did frequently go.
His favourite sight
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I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe
And a-spying he did frequently go.
His favourite sight
In the morning light
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I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe
And a-spying he did frequently go.
His favourite sight
In the morning light
Was the "Ennis and Jack Nasty Show!"
;D
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Another one before I go to bed:
Jack's cooking left much to desire.
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Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.
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Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.
Ennis didn't care if Jack's cooking sucked,
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Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.
Ennis didn't care if Jack's cooking sucked,
Jack had an Ass that begged to be....
but he could BBQ a chicken if it were Plucked
::)
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Don't restrain yourself David - why cross it out?! LOL ;D
Jack's cooking left much to desire.
he'd spill the beans in the fire.
Ennis didn't care if Jack's cooking sucked,
Jack had an Ass that begged to be....
but he could BBQ a chicken if it were Plucked.
Yet, Ennis' love and body did Jack acquire!
;D
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New one:
That terrible day of Thanksgiving
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That terrible day of Thanksgiving,
where everyone involved had a misgiving,
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That terrible day of Thanksgiving,
where everyone involved had a misgiving,
Jack threatened the Stud duck,
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That terrible day of Thanksgiving,
where everyone involved had a misgiving,
Jack threatened the Stud duck,
And didn't give a flying f***
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That terrible day of Thanksgiving,
where everyone involved had a misgiving,
Jack threatened the Stud duck,
And didn't give a flying f***
Because no one was forgiving.
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When Ennis in all his beauty
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When Ennis in all his beauty
Had to have Jack's booty
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When Ennis in all his beauty
Had to have Jack's booty,
He'd let go like a wild horse.
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When Ennis in all his beauty
Had to have Jack's booty,
He'd let go like a wild horse.
Alma wasn't cutting it, he needed a divorce.
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When Ennis in all his beauty
Had to have Jack's booty,
He'd let go like a wild horse.
Alma wasn't cutting it, he needed a divorce.
But, apart from that, he did his duty!
;D
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Let's write a limerick song: :P
Water-walking Jesus! Take me awa-ay-ay!
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Water-walking Jesus! Take me awa-ay-ay!
I'm a tootin' cowboy an' I sure ain't gay-ay-ay!
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Water-walking Jesus! Take me awa-ay-ay!
I'm a tootin' cowboy an' I sure ain't gay-ay-ay!
And if I am a sinner,
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Water-walking Jesus! Take me awa-ay-ay!
I'm a tootin' cowboy an' I sure ain't gay-ay-ay!
And if I am a sinner,
Well so was Yul Brynner,
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Water-walking Jesus! Take me awa-ay-ay!
I'm a tootin' cowboy an' I sure ain't gay-ay-ay!
And if I am a sinner,
Well so was Yul Brynner.
I ain't foolin', God made me this way-ay-ay!
;D
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Water-walking Jesus! Take me awa-ay-ay!
I'm a tootin' cowboy an' I sure ain't gay-ay-ay!
And if I am a sinner,
Well so was Yul Brynner.
I ain't foolin', God made me this way-ay-ay!
Heeheehee... that one was fun ;D
"Goddammit, this coffee is cold!"
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"Goddammit, this coffee is cold!"
Jacks nights with the sheep were starting to get old.
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"Goddammit, this coffee is cold!"
Jacks nights with the sheep were starting to get old.
"I'd kill for a night by the fire with him",
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"Goddammit, this coffee is cold!"
Jacks nights with the sheep were starting to get old.
"I'd kill for a night by the fire with him",
I'd love to get warm from outside and within...
;D
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"Goddammit, this coffee is cold!"
Jacks nights with the sheep were starting to get old.
"I'd kill for a night by the fire with him",
I'd love to get warm from outside and within...
So his member I will always behold
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New round: ;)
She divorced him and married Riverton's grocer,
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She divorced him and married Riverton's grocer,
She wanted someone to whom she could get closer,
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She divorced him and married Riverton's grocer,
She wanted someone to whom she could get closer.
Her love for Ennis prevailed,
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She divorced him and married Riverton's grocer,
She wanted someone to whom she could get closer.
Her love for Ennis prevailed,
"Jack Twist... Jack Nasty!" she wailed,
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She divorced him and married Riverton's grocer,
She wanted someone to whom she could get closer.
Her love for Ennis prevailed,
"Jack Twist... Jack Nasty!" she wailed.
She wept bitterly, feeling like a sad loser.
:'(
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Oh I haven't started one off yet, mind if I do the honours?
There once was a peeing sheep,
Classy start, hunh? ;D
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There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!
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There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!
When he wasn't depositing rivulets
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There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!
When he wasn't depositing rivulets
He was checking out the boys' anklets!
:laugh: (dumb, i know.. :P)
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There once was a peeing sheep,
And what a devoted vigil he did keep!
When he wasn't depositing rivulets
He was checking out the boys' anklets!
And he did this all without a bleat!
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lol..another: :)
"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack
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"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack.
"I would," he replied, "but guts I lack!"
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"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack.
"I would," he replied, "but guts I lack!"
thats no problem have another Beer,
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"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack.
"I would," he replied, "but guts I lack!"
"Thats no problem, have another Beer!"
He did and said: "Hell, Jack! C'mere!"
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"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack.
"I would," he replied, "but guts I lack!"
"Thats no problem, have another Beer!"
He did and said: "Hell, Jack! C'mere!"
"I love you Ennis! Let's honeymoon on Brokeback!"
;D :-*
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Continued: ;)
Spring of 83, Ennis and Jack blissfully wed,
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"Ennis, will you marry me?", asked Jack.
"I would," he replied, "but guts I lack!"
"Thats no problem, have another Beer!"
He did and said: "Hell, Jack! C'mere!"
"I love you Ennis! Let's honeymoon on Brokeback!"
;D :-*
ROFLMAO!!! ;D
Spring of 83, Ennis and Jack blissfully wed,
And redlined it to the honeymoon bed
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Spring of 83, Ennis and Jack blissfully wed,
And redlined it to the honeymoon bed.
It was a sight to behold! :o
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Spring of 83, Ennis and Jack blissfully wed,
And redlined it to the honeymoon bed.
It was a sight to behold!
Even when it was cold! ;D
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Spring of 83, Ennis and Jack blissfully wed,
And redlined it to the honeymoon bed.
It was a sight to behold!
Even when it was cold!
In the costume of love they were cled!
:)
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Alma bought Ennis some new jammies,
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Alma bought Ennis some new jammies
From Riverton's newest boutique: Chez Sammy's!
:P
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Alma bought Ennis some new jammies
From Riverton's newest boutique: Chez Sammy's!
but Ennis never took them when fishing,
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Alma bought Ennis some new jammies
From Riverton's newest boutique: Chez Sammy's!
but Ennis never took them when fishing,
Alma's worries persisted, never finishing.
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(that's a tough one! I'm stumped! LOL)
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Alma bought Ennis some new jammies
From Riverton's newest boutique: Chez Sammy's!
but Ennis never took them when fishing,
Alma's worries persisted, never finishing -
she sighed: Him with Jack Twist, they're my "double whammies!"
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That pup tent is stinkin like cat piss!
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That pup tent is stinkin like cat piss!,
He vented his displeasure with a hiss,
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That pup tent is stinkin like cat piss!,
He vented his displeasure with a hiss,
If I slept in the camp,
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That pup tent is stinkin like cat piss!,
He vented his displeasure with a hiss.
If I slept in the camp,
With you sexy vamp
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That pup tent is stinkin like cat piss!,
He vented his displeasure with a hiss.
If I slept in the camp,
With you sexy vamp,
your company I sure do miss!
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Good on all of you! :)
Two shirts are together forever
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Two shirts are together forever.
A greater love there was never
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Two shirts are together forever.
A greater love there was never
One check and one blue
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Two shirts are together forever,
A greater love there was never.
One check and one blue,
One of me, one of you
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Two shirts are together forever,
A greater love there was never.
One check and one blue,
One of me, one of you
A union that no-one could sever. :'(
Oooh, let's lighten things up again... *sniff*
Jack saddled his horse for the ride,
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Jack saddled his horse for the ride,
His excitement he hardly could hide
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Jack saddled his horse for the ride,
His excitement he hardly could hide.
Tonight could be the night,
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Jack saddled his horse for the ride,
His excitement he hardly could hide.
Tonight could be the night,
Everything felt just right,
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Jack saddled his horse for the ride,
His excitement he hardly could hide.
Tonight could be the night,
Everything felt just right,
How he'd lay him, he'd yet to decide...
;D
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Excellent, onward with happy thoughts!
The Motel Siesta had a vacancy
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The Motel Siesta had a vacancy
'Motel toilet cleaner' hadn't been taken, see?
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The Motel Siesta had a vacancy
'Motel toilet cleaner' hadn't been taken, see?
They jumped onto the creaking bed,
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The Motel Siesta had a vacancy
'Motel toilet cleaner' hadn't been taken, see?
They jumped onto the creaking bed,
And screwed like they were just wed
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The Motel Siesta had a vacancy
'Motel toilet cleaner' hadn't been taken, see?
They jumped onto the creaking bed,
And screwed like they were just wed.
They only came up for air when 'twas time to pee!
;D
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ANother: ;)
"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth" >:(
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"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south" :o
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"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south" .
"Wanna keep yer teeth? Go on, beg!" >:(
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"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south" .
"Wanna keep yer teeth? Go on, beg!"
"Well?? Do it! Or I'll break yer leg!" >:(
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Looks like I'm gonna finish this one by myself..LOL ;D
"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south" .
"Wanna keep yer teeth? Go on, beg!"
"Well?? Do it! Or I'll break yer leg!"
"Fine! I warned ya" ... "ow..ow..OUCH!!!" :-\
Sorry..couldn't think of anything that rhymes with mouth/south ... :laugh:
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New one:
He woke up with a top-grade headache
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He woke up with a top-grade headache,
Ennis mumbled, "What've I done, for God's sake?"
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He woke up with a top-grade headache.
Ennis mumbled, "What've I done, for God's sake?
Have my dreams just come true?
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He woke up with a top-grade headache.
Ennis mumbled, "What've I done, for God's sake?
Have my dreams just come true?
I just did it with you
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He woke up with a top-grade headache.
Ennis mumbled, "What've I done, for God's sake?
Have my dreams just come true?
I just did it with you!
Hell, I still must be dreaming awake!
:)
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Applause, applause! :)
Ennis stumbled out of the tent in a daze
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Ennis stumbled out of the tent in a daze,
He wouldn't even give Jack a gaze,
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Ennis stumbled out of the tent in a daze,
He wouldn't even give Jack a gaze,
He'd enjoyed the night's activities
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Ennis stumbled out of the tent in a daze,
He wouldn't even give Jack a gaze,
He'd enjoyed the night's activities,
Had never experiences such festivies,
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Ennis stumbled out of the tent in a daze,
He wouldn't even give Jack a gaze,
He'd enjoyed the night's activities,
Had never experienced such festivies,
He thought, "I aint no queer! Must be a phase!"
;D
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Continued: ;D
Jack stood naked by the river,
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Jack stood naked by the river,
The friggin cold made him shiver
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Jack stood naked by the river,
The friggin cold made him shiver.
"He'll never talk to me again!", he sighed.
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Jack stood naked by the river,
The friggin cold made him shiver.
"He'll never talk to me again!", he sighed.
But to himself he belied
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Jack stood naked by the river,
The friggin cold made him shiver.
"He'll never talk to me again!", he sighed.
But to himself he belied,
there is hope yet, and more than a sliver!
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Lovely! :)
Lureen had talent as a barrel racer
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Lureen had talent as a barrel racer,
and when she saw Jack Twist, she became a chaser,
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Lureen had talent as a barrel racer,
and when she saw Jack Twist, she became a chaser,
she even uttered the matin' call
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Lureen had talent as a barrel racer,
and when she saw Jack Twist, she became a chaser,
she even uttered the matin' call,
and didn't know how hard she'd fall,
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Lureen had talent as a barrel racer,
and when she saw Jack Twist, she became a chaser,
she even uttered the matin' call,
and didn't know how hard she'd fall,
She thought if she came to close Jack would mace her!
Hahahahaha so random, sorry I have just runined that limerick, please feel free to take it out and put your own, and better versions in. ;D
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That's the fun of it though!
Jack and Ennis shared an embrace
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Jack and Ennis shared an embrace
that had them both in a complete daze
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Jack and Ennis shared an embrace
that had them both in a complete daze
Ennis savored Jack's musky smell,
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Jack and Ennis shared an embrace
that had them both in a complete daze
Ennis savored Jack's musky smell,
And they craved Muscatel
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Jack and Ennis shared an embrace
that had them both in a complete daze
Ennis savored Jack's musky smell,
And they craved Muscatel
since for THIS occasion, whiskey seemed out of place!
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Y'all are so very clever! :)
The blue heelers were on the job
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The blue heelers were on the job,
They were vigilant, tho' they weren't paid a bob.
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The blue heelers were on the job,
They were vigilant, tho' they weren't paid a bob.
But their work came with excellent perks;
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The blue heelers were on the job,
They were vigilant, tho' they weren't paid a bob.
But their work came with excellent perks;
They worked with two hunks who weren't jerks!
;)
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The blue heelers were on the job,
They were vigilant, tho' they weren't paid a bob.
But their work came with excellent perks;
They worked with two hunks who weren't jerks!
What those dogs got to see makes us squee, swoon and sob!
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;D Another ... :P
Jack could feel Ennis' breath on his neck,
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Jack could feel Ennis' breath on his neck,
His heart was beating wildly beneath his pecs,
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Jack could feel Ennis' breath on his neck,
His heart was beating wildly beneath his pecs.
With his eyes open wide,
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Jack could feel Ennis' breath on his neck,
His heart was beating wildly beneath his pecs.
With his eyes open wide,
He felt Ennis' rough hands on his side.
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Jack could feel Ennis' breath on his neck,
His heart was beating wildly beneath his pecs.
With his eyes open wide,
He felt Ennis' rough hands on his side,
and he knew he was in for spectacular sex! :P
*blush* But seriously, what else rhymes with pecs? ::)
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*blush* But seriously, what else rhymes with pecs? ::)
Becks! ;D
This one:
(http://www.lion-nathan.com.au/our+brands/beer/australia/imports/becks.jpg)
Or this one:
(http://www.owlspics.com/images/Becks.jpg)
Ya just had to say 'sex', didn't cha Mikaela? :laugh: :P
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Ok, another round: :D
Lureen hid Jack's blue parka,
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Lureen hid Jack's blue parka,
So he'd buy her a Marka
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Lureen hid Jack's blue parka,
So he'd buy her a Marka.
She was peeved 'cause he was goin' fishing,
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Lureen hid Jack's blue parka,
So he'd buy her a Marka.
She was peeved 'cause he was goin' fishing,
And she was truly wishing
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Lureen hid Jack's blue parka,
So he'd buy her a Marka.
She was peeved 'cause he was goin' fishing,
And she was truly wishing
That he'd stay home and ---k her!
::)
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Love it, good work! :laugh:
The minister was aching to kiss the bride
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The minister was aching to kiss the bride,
Heck, could be his last chance for such a ride.
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The minister was aching to kiss the bride,
Heck, could be his last chance for such a ride.
He thought: man, she is hot!
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The minister was aching to kiss the bride,
Heck, could be his last chance for such a ride.
He thought: man, she is hot!
But the groom thought: She's not!
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The minister was aching to kiss the bride,
Heck, could be his last chance for such a ride.
He thought: man, she is hot!
But the groom thought: She's not!
Bad news really on either side!
:)
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Agreed! ;)
Pa Del Mar's driving was lousy,
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Pa Del Mar's driving was lousy,
That whiskey had made him drowsy.
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Pa Del Mar's driving was lousy,
That whiskey had made him drowsy.
Oooops! Was that the one curve?
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Pa Del Mar's driving was lousy,
That whiskey had made him drowsy.
Oooops! Was that the one curve?
but he was mean and this he did deserve
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Pa Del Mar's driving was lousy,
That whiskey had made him drowsy.
Oooops! Was that the one curve?
but he was mean and this he did deserve.
But poor Mrs del Mar, so frail, tiny and mousy!
:-\
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Another one.......
Far away from the grieving plain
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Far away from the grieving plain
A man named Ennis hid his pain
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Far away from the grieving plain
A man named Ennis hid his pain.
Then along came Jack who had a plan,
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Far away from the grieving plain
A man named Ennis hid his pain.
Then along came Jack who had a plan,
He knew for Ennis, he was The Man!
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Far away from the grieving plain
A man named Ennis hid his pain.
Then along came Jack who had a plan,
He knew for Ennis, he was The Man!
Their sweet mountain life felt right as rain.....
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Another ... :)
He found twin shirts hanging in the closet,
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He found twin shirts hanging in the closet,
Into Mrs. Twist's bag the shirts he did deposit,
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He found twin shirts hanging in the closet,
Into Mrs. Twist's bag the shirts he did deposit,
He wept for Jack, missing him so bad.
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He found twin shirts hanging in the closet,
Into Mrs. Twist's bag the shirts he did deposit,
He wept for Jack, missing him so bad.
The shirts his remembrance of what they'd had,
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He found twin shirts hanging in the closet,
Into Mrs. Twist's bag the shirts he did deposit,
He wept for Jack, missing him so bad.
The shirts his remembrance of what they'd had,
His tears fell, his eyes leaking like a dripping faucet.
:'(
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Time for a new round: ;)
Ennis was muscular, lean as a clothes-pole
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Ennis was muscular, lean as a clothes-pole,
He couldn't rock, but he sure could roll,
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Ennis was muscular, lean as a clothes-pole,
He couldn't rock, but he sure could roll,
Jack was thin and could buck and twist,
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Ennis was muscular, lean as a clothes-pole,
He couldn't rock, but he sure could roll,
Jack was thin and could buck and twist,
and when he first saw Ennis, he couldn't resist
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Ennis was muscular, lean as a clothes-pole,
He couldn't rock, but he sure could roll,
Jack was thin and could buck and twist,
and when he first saw Ennis, he couldn't resist
He was blown away, mind, body and soul!
;D
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Time to star another - :)
Ennis was dizzy, drunk and on all fours,
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Ennis was dizzy, drunk and on all fours,
when he let his love for Jack run its course
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Ennis was dizzy, drunk and on all fours,
when he let his love for Jack run its course.
He was tired, sleepy, horny and drunk,
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Ennis was dizzy, drunk and on all fours,
when he let his love for Jack run its course.
He was tired, sleepy, horny and drunk,
and into the cozy tent he would plunk,
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Ennis was dizzy, drunk and on all fours,
when he let his love for Jack run its course.
He was tired, sleepy, horny and drunk,
and into the cozy tent he would plunk,
Knowing Jack would always be his horse.
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Starting another very poetic one here: ;)
The distant mountains beckoned them
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The distant mountains beckoned them,
To their powerful greatness, they would succumb
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The distant mountains beckoned them,
To their powerful greatness, they would succumb
Kneeling to the kind of love
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The distant mountains beckoned them,
To their powerful greatness, they would succumb
Kneeling to the kind of love
That is pure like a white dove.
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The distant mountains beckoned them,
To their powerful greatness, they would succumb
Kneeling to the kind of love
That is pure like a white dove.
The rose they continued to stem.
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Any one care for a Jack Nasty limerick?? ;D:
His aim was bad, Ennis knew how Jack sucked,
::)
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His aim was bad, Ennis knew how Jack sucked,
"If I don't shoot an elk," Ennis thought, "we're phukt.
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His aim was bad, Ennis knew how Jack sucked,
"If I don't shoot an elk," Ennis thought, "we're phukt.
So Ennis pulled out his big gun, "Gonna Shoot!"
::)
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His aim was bad, Ennis knew how Jack sucked,
"If I don't shoot an elk," Ennis thought, "we're phukt.
So Ennis pulled out his big gun, "Gonna Shoot!",
"No more beans for dinner", he said with a hoot,
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His aim was bad, Ennis knew how Jack sucked,
"If I don't shoot an elk," Ennis thought, "we're phukt.
So Ennis pulled out his big gun, "Gonna Shoot!",
"No more beans for dinner", he said with a hoot,
So tent games they began to conduct
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Fab!
The year was 1967
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The year was 1967,
Jack was meeting Ennis behind the 7/11.
;D
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The year was 1967,
Jack was meeting Ennis behind the 7/11.
They kissed like mad
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The year was 1967,
Jack was meeting Ennis behind the 7/11.
They kissed like mad
What a great time they had!
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The year was 1967,
Jack was meeting Ennis behind the 7/11.
They kissed like mad
What a great time they had!
Having on earth a bit of heaven!
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Another:
When he dreamed of Ennis, he broke into sweat
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When he dreamed of Ennis, he broke into sweat
since he was the hottest guy Jack'd ever met
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When he dreamed of Ennis, he broke into sweat
since he was the hottest guy Jack'd ever met,
so sportive and lean
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When he dreamed of Ennis, he broke into sweat
since he was the hottest guy Jack'd ever met,
so sportive and lean
(although too fond of beans)
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When he dreamed of Ennis, he broke into sweat
since he was the hottest guy Jack'd ever met,
so sportive and lean
(although too fond of beans).
Ennis made his lusty dreams vivid, wild, and wet!
;D
I love them Jack Nasty limericks.. ::)
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I love them Jack Nasty limericks..
Well then, here's your opportunity for another! ;)
The best part of Ennis? Jack grinned,
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The best part of Ennis? Jack grinned,
Is that he finally sinned!
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The best part of Ennis? Jack grinned,
Is that he finally sinned!
Within a dark tent,
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The best part of Ennis? Jack grinned,
Is that he finally sinned!
Within a dark tent,
He pounded Jack till he was spent,
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The best part of Ennis? Jack grinned,
Is that he finally sinned!
Within a dark tent,
He pounded Jack till he was spent.
They were sad when it came to an end.
Sorry, not the most limericky.
Better than:
Both lost so much weight they had thinned.
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Another Limerick Interlude!! ;D
(http://www.bullybaby.com/Images/Bean_Limerick_1.jpg)
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No wonder Jack didn't like beans. Fleeing the cat piss smelling pup tent, only to end up sharing a tent smelling strongly of .......something explosively else, but equally bad. ;D
So.... another limerick first line:
I can't smell no roses, said Jack
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I can't smell no roses, said Jack
'Quit talking boy!' growled Ennis, 'On yer back!'
:P
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I can't smell no roses, said Jack
'Quit talking boy!' growled Ennis, 'On yer back!'
Jack's breathing quickened as he obeyed,
:o
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I can't smell no roses, said Jack
'Quit talking boy!' growled Ennis, 'On yer back!'
Jack's breathing quickened as he obeyed,
And in that position he stayed
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I can't smell no roses, said Jack
'Quit talking boy!' growled Ennis, 'On yer back!'
Jack's breathing quickened as he obeyed,
And in that position he stayed
He was blown away by Ennis' prowess in the sack!
That was hawt! 8)
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Yes, hawt, birthday girl!
The boys reunited in the stairwell
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The boys reunited in the stairwell,
They could both feel their crotches swell,
:P
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The boys reunited in the stairwell,
They could both feel their crotches swell,
Their lips then met
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The boys reunited in the stairwell,
They could both feel their crotches swell,
Their lips then met,
The kiss was quite wet,
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The boys reunited in the stairwell,
They could both feel their crotches swell,
Their lips then met,
The kiss was quite wet,
they were re-defining the term "a hard sell". ;)
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The boys reunited in the stairwell,
They could both feel their crotches swell,
Their lips then met,
The kiss was quite wet,
they were re-defining the term "a hard sell". ;)
SWELL! ;D
ANother:
They fell into the small motel bed,
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They fell into the small motel bed,
Body to body, head to head
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They fell into the small motel bed,
Body to body, head to head
Naked as the day they were born,
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They fell into the small motel bed,
Body to body, head to head
Naked as the day they were born,
They made love till they were worn.
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They fell into the small motel bed,
Body to body, head to head
Naked as the day they were born,
They made love till they were worn.
Their sexual hunger had been fed.
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They fell into the small motel bed,
Body to body, head to head
Naked as the day they were born,
They made love till they were worn.
Their sexual hunger had been fed.
More applause!! ;)
Another:
A lone cowboy arrives in Signal Wyoming,
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A lone cowboy arrives in Signal Wyoming,
All his life he's been roaming
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A lone cowboy arrives in Signal Wyoming,
All his life he's been roaming.
All his possessions in a brown paper bag,
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A lone cowboy arrives in Signal Wyoming,
All his life he's been roaming.
All his possessions in a brown paper bag,
self-conscious, too serious, not planning to brag
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A lone cowboy arrives in Signal Wyoming,
All his life he's been roaming.
All his possessions in a brown paper bag,
self-conscious, too serious, not planning to brag
For love will follow the gloaming.
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Splendid! :D
Tenderly, they held each other in the dark
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Tenderly, they held each other in the dark
but heartache had already left its mark
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Tenderly, they held each other in the dark
but heartache had already left its mark.
So many hopes crushed, words unsaid
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Tenderly, they held each other in the dark
but heartache had already left its mark.
So many hopes crushed, words unsaid
dreams gone pale, plans left for dead
:'(
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Tenderly, they held each other in the dark
but heartache had already left its mark.
So many hopes crushed, words unsaid
dreams gone pale, plans left for dead
As they listened to the sad tunes of a distant lark.
:'(
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Something more upbeat! :)
I wish to punch Jimbo the Clown
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I wish to punch Jimbo the Clown
for making Jack feel sad and down
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I wish to punch Jimbo the Clown
for making Jack feel sad and down.
Who the hell does he think he is?
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I wish to punch Jimbo the Clown
for making Jack feel sad and down.
Who the hell does he think he is?
Well, a homophobe, that's hard to miss......
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I wish to punch Jimbo the Clown
for making Jack feel sad and down.
Who the hell does he think he is?
Well, a homophobe, that's hard to miss......
So he should be run out of town.
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What in the hell happened to August?
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What in the hell happened to August?
What do I do now with my lust?
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What in the hell happened to August?
What do I do now with my lust?
with Randall its just not the same,
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What in the hell happened to August?
What do I do now with my lust?
with Randall its just not the same,
He's femme and weak and tame.
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What in the hell happened to August?
What do I do now with my lust?
with Randall its just not the same,
He's femme and weak and tame.
Searching for Ennis is now a must.
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And again...
We don't know much about Fayette
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We don't know much about Fayette,
She was quiet and submissive, I'd bet.
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We don't know much about Fayette,
She was quiet and submissive, I'd bet.
You knew she doted on Lureen,
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We don't know much about Fayette,
She was quiet and submissive, I'd bet.
You knew she doted on Lureen,
whom she treated like a queen,
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We don't know much about Fayette,
She was quiet and submissive, I'd bet.
You knew she doted on Lureen,
whom she treated like a queen,
Her only mistake - not taking LD to the Vet.
;)
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Time for yet another one?
I think I'll shoot one of the sheep
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I think I'll shoot one of the sheep
It could be a secret we can keep
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I think I'll shoot one of the sheep
It could be a secret we can keep
I'll make you such a meal
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I think I'll shoot one of the sheep
It could be a secret we can keep
I'll make you such a meal
What d'you say? It's a deal?
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I think I'll shoot one of the sheep
It could be a secret we can keep
I'll make you such a meal
What d'you say? It's a deal?
Yes! I'll end up in a satisfied heap!
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Such fun, let's go again!
Jack and Randall sat on the bench
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Jack and Randall sat on the bench
Neither thinking about a wench
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Jack and Randall sat on the bench
Neither thinking about a wench.
Nor of fishing, truth be told
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Jack and Randall sat on the bench
Neither thinking about a wench.
Nor of fishing, truth be told
Randall thought: shall I be bold?
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Jack and Randall sat on the bench
Neither thinking about a wench.
Nor of fishing, truth be told
Randall thought: shall I be bold?
'Cuz this Jack, he's quite a mensch.
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Jack and Randall sat on the bench
Neither thinking about a wench.
Nor of fishing, truth be told
Randall thought: shall I be bold?
'Cuz this Jack, he's quite a mensch.
;)
Another:
Rodeoin' aint like it was in my Pa's day,
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Rodeoin' aint like it was in my Pa's day,
But I'll ride more than bulls, if I have my say
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Rodeoin' aint like it was in my Pa's day,
But I'll ride more than bulls, if I have my say
Don't matter if he's clipped or not
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Rodeoin' aint like it was in my Pa's day,
But I'll ride more than bulls, if I have my say
Don't matter if he's clipped or not
As long as he is smokin' hot!
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Rodeoin' aint like it was in my Pa's day,
But I'll ride more than bulls, if I have my say
Don't matter if he's clipped or not
As long as he is smokin' hot!
You'll not stop me then! Just get out of my way!
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Them lucky sheep sure got an eyeful :o
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Them lucky sheep sure got an eyeful
when Jack and Ennis got playful
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Them lucky sheep sure got an eyeful
when Jack and Ennis got playful
The moans they must've heard, :o
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Them lucky sheep sure got an eyeful
when Jack and Ennis got playful
The moans they must've heard,
overheated the herd
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Them lucky sheep sure got an eyeful
when Jack and Ennis got playful
The moans they must've heard,
overheated the herd
Especially when, of Jack, Ennis took a mouthful.
:o 8)
I got bitten by that Jack Nasty bug again! lol
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Well, I bet the sheep would much rather see them with those kinds of mouthfuls than with their mouths full of mutton! :P
I did *not* just say that! :o :o
Better start another, prim and proper one quickly:
Ennis took his daughters to town
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Ennis took his daughters to town,
When he was with them, never a frown.
p/s Mikaela - cheers for changing the limerick on me like that... :laugh:
What happened with "Ennis loved his lil girls" ..lol
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Ennis took his daughters to town,
When he was with them, never a frown.
He bought them ice cream
Heh - keeping you on your toes there? ;) Nah- just that I didn't know you were already on the case.
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Ennis took his daughters to town,
When he was with them, never a frown.
He bought them ice cream
They were quite the splendid team
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Ennis took his daughters to town,
When he was with them, never a frown.
He bought them ice cream
They were quite the splendid team
For with his girls he could smile like a clown.
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ANother? ;)
I'll make him eat the phukin' floor >:(
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I'll make him eat the phukin' floor,-
he screamed, - and then ran for the door
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I'll make him eat the phukin' floor,-
he screamed, - and then ran for the door
Now what? Alma she knew!
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I'll make him eat the phukin' floor,-
he screamed, - and then ran for the door
Now what? Alma she knew!
He raced down to the Black and Blue,
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I'll make him eat the phukin' floor,-
he screamed, - and then ran for the door
Now what? Alma she knew!
He raced down to the Black and Blue,
Ennis couldn't hide his love for Jack any more.
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Okay, David, that's good for another start! :)
Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny"
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Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny
And at the risk of sounding corny
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Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny
And at the risk of sounding corny
You got the best-looking toosh I ever saw.
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Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny
And at the risk of sounding corny
You got the best-looking toosh I ever saw.
Now listen, I'll lay down the law
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Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny
And at the risk of sounding corny
You got the best-looking toosh I ever saw.
Now listen, I'll lay down the law
We walk this road together, 'tis our journey!
;)
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Marvelous! More, more, more! :)
Ennis learned the news via the US mail
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Ennis learned the news via the US mail
He was crushed, his heart 'bout to fail :(
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Ennis learned the news via the US mail
He was crushed, his heart 'bout to fail.
That one word "Deceased"
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Ennis learned the news via the US mail
He was crushed, his heart 'bout to fail.
That one word "Deceased"
Was crushing, he couldn't be appeased
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Ennis learned the news via the US mail
He was crushed, his heart 'bout to fail.
That one word "Deceased"
Was crushing, he couldn't be appeased.
't was a sad, tragic end to their tale.
:'( :'( :'(
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Boo hoo hoo! :'( Let's try a happy one!
Jack made Ennis smile so very wide
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Jack made Ennis smile so very wide,
They were at their best when they were side by side,
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Jack made Ennis smile so very wide,
They were at their best when they were side by side.
In midday sun or late at night
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Jack made Ennis smile so very wide,
They were at their best when they were side by side.
In midday sun or late at night,
when Jack washed clothes it was quite a sight
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Jack made Ennis smile so very wide,
They were at their best when they were side by side.
In midday sun or late at night,
when Jack washed clothes it was quite a sight,
They were together as long as they could ride.
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Good one! Another:
He fumbled with his belt buckle, breathing hard :o
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He fumbled with his belt buckle, breathing hard
was bettin' everything on this one card:
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He fumbled with his belt buckle, breathing hard
was bettin' everything on this one card:
Removing it, his bottom was bare
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He fumbled with his belt buckle, breathing hard
was bettin' everything on this one card:
Removing it, his bottom was bare,
Ennis wasn't running, that means he did care!
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He fumbled with his belt buckle, breathing hard
was bettin' everything on this one card:
Removing it, his bottom was bare,
Ennis wasn't running, that means he did care!
Betwixt them no holds were barred!
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He fumbled with his belt buckle, breathing hard
was bettin' everything on this one card:
Removing it, his bottom was bare,
Ennis wasn't running, that means he did care!
Betwixt them no holds were barred!
Sweet! ;D
Another...Along the same racy wavelength ;)
Ennis grabbed his shoulders, rolling in the dirt
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Ennis grabbed his shoulders, rolling in the dirt,
stop it Jack, this is no time to Flirt,
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Ennis grabbed his shoulders, rolling in the dirt,
stop it Jack, this is no time to Flirt,
Let's get down to it, I'm burning
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Ennis grabbed his shoulders, rolling in the dirt,
stop it Jack, this is no time to Flirt,
Let's get down to it, I'm burning
my heart is for you is yearning,
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Ennis grabbed his shoulders, rolling in the dirt,
stop it Jack, this is no time to Flirt,
Let's get down to it, I'm burning
my heart is for you is yearning,
His hands groped Jack as he tore off his shirt.
:o
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Ok..I waited for someone else to start another limerick..still nothing..so why dont I? lol .. ;D
Damn! It ain't like this with girls,
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Damn! It ain't like this with girls,
said Jack, as he kissed Ennis' curls.
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We were wondering how that was going to rhyme! LOL
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Damn! It ain't like this with girls,
said Jack, as he kissed Ennis' curls.
I love everything about you from head to toe,
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We were wondering how that was going to rhyme! LOL
I realised that coz nobody was responding ...lol ;D
Damn! It ain't like this with girls,
said Jack, as he kissed Ennis' curls.
I love everything about you from head to toe,
Next time, let's do it nice and slow
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Fine ...I'll finish the limerick ...tsk tsk... :laugh:
Damn! It ain't like this with girls,
said Jack, as he kissed Ennis' curls.
I love everything about you from head to toe,
Next time, let's do it nice and slow
When you kiss me, my whole world swirls!
;D
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Good job!! ;D
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WooHooo ;D
Ok...a more reasonable limerick this time (it's not fun doing it all by myself.. ;D )
I'd love to be Ennis' warsh rag ;D
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I'd love to be Ennis' warsh rag
Be almost as good as a long shag
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LOL!
I'd love to be Ennis' warsh rag
Be almost as good as a long shag
All over his face, arms, legs and d**k
:o 8)
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I'd love to be Ennis' warsh rag
Be almost as good as a long shag
All over his face, arms, legs and d**k
A lil' water, a bit of clear slick...
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I'd love to be Ennis' warsh rag
Be almost as good as a long shag
All over his face, arms, legs and d**k
A lil' water, a bit of clear slick...
I'd savor his taut muscles, def'nitely no sag...
;D
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Time for a new one: :)
Young Ennis was highly attractive
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Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive
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Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive
They were handsome young bucks,
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Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive
They were handsome young bucks,
Yearning hard for some f*cks
(Sorry, but what else rhymes here??) ;D
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Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive
They were handsome young bucks,
Yearning hard for some f*cks ,
their days on the mountain were Active!
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Active with a capital A, sure enough! ;)
We shouldn't let the limericking marathon end - we're moving towards a 1,000 posts!
Next:
It's Saturday, we could smarten up
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It's Saturday, we could smarten up,
Let's go to the church social after we sup,
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It's Saturday, we could smarten up,
Let's go to the church social after we sup.
We'll be polite, and nod and smile
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It's Saturday, we could smarten up,
Let's go to the church social after we sup.
We'll be polite, and nod and smile
Even to those who happen to be vile
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It's Saturday, we could smarten up,
Let's go to the church social after we sup.
We'll be polite, and nod and smile
Even to those who happen to be vile.
Jack'll swirl in the hot dark o'my coffee cup.
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Very nice! :)
The fireworks lit up the night sky
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The fireworks lit up the night sky
The children didn't even cry
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The fireworks lit up the night sky
The children didn't even cry
Ennis drew some blood
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The fireworks lit up the night sky
The children didn't even cry
Ennis drew some blood
Dealing with some crud
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The fireworks lit up the night sky
The children didn't even cry
Ennis drew some blood
Dealing with some crud
Helping bikers learn to fly
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Another :)
This lad named Ennis was from Sage,
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This lad named Ennis was from Sage,
He hardly spoke, but he was full of rage,
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This lad named Ennis was from Sage,
He hardly spoke, but he was full of rage,
Got himself engaged to a lass called Alma
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This lad named Ennis was from Sage,
He hardly spoke, but he was full of rage,
Got himself engaged to a lass called Alma,
and they planned a very simple wedding gala,
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This lad named Ennis was from Sage,
He hardly spoke, but he was full of rage,
Got himself engaged to a lass called Alma,
and they planned a very simple wedding gala,
but after that he felt trapped in a cage.
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Another ... ;)
Poor lil Jenny suffered from asthma
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Poor lil Jenny suffered from asthma
Continual wheezing made her feel blah
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Poor lil Jenny suffered from asthma
Continual wheezing made her feel blah
The poor little thing,
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Poor lil Jenny suffered from asthma
Continual wheezing made her feel blah
The poor little thing,
So much suff-er-ing,
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Poor lil Jenny suffered from asthma
Continual wheezing made her feel blah
The poor little thing,
So much suff-er-ing,
For her as well as her Ma and Pa.
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There was a Grocer named Monroe,
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There was a Grocer named Monroe,
who understood Alma's woe,
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There was a Grocer named Monroe,
who understood Alma's woe,
He wanted a piece
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There was a Grocer named Monroe,
who understood Alma's woe,
He wanted a piece
of her to release
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There was a Grocer named Monroe,
who understood Alma's woe,
He wanted a piece
of her to release,
and couldn't wait to become her beau.
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Woohoo! More ..;)
Ennis snapped, "I came upon a bear!"
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Ennis snapped, "I came upon a bear!",
"All we got is beans", he said in despair,
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Ennis snapped, "I came upon a bear!",
"All we got is beans", he said in despair,
Jack said, "Let's have mutton!"
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Ennis snapped, "I came upon a bear!",
"All we got is beans", he said in despair,
Jack said, "Let's have mutton!"
Ennis frowned, still cute as a button
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Ennis snapped, "I came upon a bear!",
"All we got is beans", he said in despair,
Jack said, "Let's have mutton!"
Ennis frowned, still cute as a button
And at Jack's crotch he had to stare!
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Another: ;)
'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
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'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
Like newlyweds in the month of June
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'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
Like newlyweds in the month of June.
Making love was all they did,
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'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
Like newlyweds in the month of June.
Making love was all they did,
'Cause it was their id
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'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
Like newlyweds in the month of June.
Making love was all they did,
'Cause it was their id
That gave 'em the sex drive of a baboon.
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'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
Like newlyweds in the month of June.
Making love was all they did,
'Cause it was their id
That gave 'em the sex drive of a baboon.
sex drive of a baboon?? :laugh:
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Okay, well, it rhymes! :laugh:
Jimbo surely thought 'bout it twice
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Jimbo surely thought 'bout it twice
Cause Jack, no doubt, was kinda nice!
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Jimbo surely thought 'bout it twice
Cause Jack, no doubt, was kinda nice!
He'd be deeply sighing
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Jimbo surely thought 'bout it twice
Cause Jack, no doubt, was kinda nice!
He'd be deeply sighing
Jack was desperate, horny, dying...
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Jimbo surely thought 'bout it twice
Cause Jack, no doubt, was kinda nice!
He'd be deeply sighing
Jack was desperate, horny, dying...
But Jimbo was scared, so'n Scheiß!
(Ahem, "So'n Scheiß" = German for "such a shit!"; bad style, I know, but it rhymes!!) ;D
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Monroe is kind hearted but dorky
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Monroe is kind hearted but dorky
And also a little bit porky
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Monroe is kind hearted but dorky
And also a little bit porky
He loves his pipe
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Monroe is kind hearted but dorky
And also a little bit porky
He loves his pipe
And the floor he may wipe
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Monroe is kind hearted but dorky
And also a little bit porky
He loves his pipe
And the floor he may wipe
At the local diner Knife & Forky!
As Ennis washed he pots and pans,
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As Ennis washed he pots and pans,
The horizon he still scans
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As Ennis washed the pots and pans,
The horizon he still scans;
He saw Jack, wishing he could be with him
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As Ennis washed the pots and pans,
The horizon he still scans;
He saw Jack, wishing he could be with him
Maybe he'll ride down on a whim
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As Ennis washed the pots and pans,
The horizon he still scans;
He saw Jack, wishing he could be with him
Maybe he'll ride down on a whim
Ennis watched intently, Jack deserved more than a glance.
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Another ...
'I wouldn't mind sleeping out there',
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I wouldn't mind sleeping out there,
Them coyotes better beware!
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I wouldn't mind sleeping out there,
Them coyotes better beware!
For I got a gun
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I wouldn't mind sleeping out there,
Them coyotes better beware!
For I got a gun
And it would be fun
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I wouldn't mind sleeping out there,
Them coyotes better beware!
For I got a gun
And it would be fun,
come with me if you dare!
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How nice! :D
Jack can certainly peel a potato
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Jack can certainly peel a potato
Dreaming of his inamorato
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Jack can certainly peel a potato
Dreaming of his inamorato
He whips off that peel
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Jack can certainly peel a potato
Dreaming of his inamorato
He whips off that peel
Preparing the meal
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Jack can certainly peel a potato
Dreaming of his inamorato
He whips off that peel
Preparing the meal
While staring at Ennis's Tomatoes!
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! *chuckles and wipes tear from eye* :laugh:
Thanks David. That one made me laugh a lot. ;D
Ennis's clothes were very, very dirty
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Ennis's clothes were very, very dirty
But it never stopped Jack from being flirty
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Ennis's clothes were very, very dirty
But it never stopped Jack from being flirty
"I could wash them if you like?"
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Ennis's clothes were very, very dirty
But it never stopped Jack from being flirty
"I could wash them if you like?"
"But I'd really rather ride you like a bike!"
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Ennis's clothes were very, very dirty
But it never stopped Jack from being flirty
"I could wash them if you like?"
"But I'd really rather ride you like a bike!"
"Cos Jack, you are sooo purty!"
Jack's truck approached in the distance,
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Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Ennis awaited the stranger without any resistance,
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Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Ennis looked up, throwing a glance
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Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Ennis looked up, throwing a glance
At this cute young cowboy
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Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Ennis looked up, throwing a glance
At this cute young cowboy
and at once hatched a ploy
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Jack's truck approached in the distance,
Ennis looked up, throwing a glance
At this cute young cowboy
and at once hatched a ploy
But reconsidered, 'With him, I got no chance!"
:)
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Another... ;)
Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,
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Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,
While dreaming of a big dick
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Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,
While dreaming of a big dick
As he recalled the night before
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Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,
While dreaming of a big dick
As he recalled the night before
He knew he wanted an encore
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Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,
While dreaming of a big dick
As he recalled the night before
He knew he wanted an encore
Twas what he wanted to touch, grab and lick.
::) :P
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Yes! ;)
Ennis could've had Jack all those years
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Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers
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Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers
Together they stayed
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Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers
Together they stayed
And two children they made
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Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers
Together they stayed
And two children they made
But there was more sorrow than cheers.
:(
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The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
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The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
So Ennis left the house in sorrow,
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The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
So Ennis left the house in sorrow,
Clutching a brown paper bag,
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The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
So Ennis left the house in sorrow,
Clutching a brown paper bag,
Suppressing the urge to gag,
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The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
So Ennis left the house in sorrow,
Clutching a brown paper bag,
Suppressing the urge to gag,
As the tears fell, he kept his down, low.
:'(
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There are 9 more posts before we get to 1000 posts on this thread ...!! :D
'I might head over to my daddy's place ...'
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"I might head over to my daddy's place,"
A hopeful Jack stressed the "might" just in case
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"I might head over to my daddy's place,"
A hopeful Jack stressed the "might" just in case
Ennis grunted, "I'll see ya around"
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"I might head over to my daddy's place,"
A hopeful Jack stressed the "might" just in case
Ennis grunted, "I'll see ya around"
'Cause his feelings he kept underground
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"I might head over to my daddy's place,"
A hopeful Jack stressed the "might" just in case
Ennis grunted, "I'll see ya around"
'Cause his feelings he kept underground
And his cowboy-hat covered his face.
:-\
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Whoa, whoa...It aint gonna be that way,
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"Whoa, whoa...It aint gonna be that way,"
Ennis said to Jack's dismay.
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"Whoa, whoa...It aint gonna be that way,"
Ennis said to Jack's dismay.
He broke Jack's heart.
:(
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"Whoa, whoa...It aint gonna be that way,"
Ennis said to Jack's dismay.
He broke Jack's heart.
That wasn't so smart!
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"Whoa, whoa...It aint gonna be that way,"
Ennis said to Jack's dismay.
He broke Jack's heart.
That wasn't so smart!
Jack had hoped Ennis would say: "I'm gay!"
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1000 Posts !!!
We can celebrate with some of our Completed Limericks: ;D
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Woohoo!! :D
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Whoo whoo! 1.000 Posts!!! Congratulations everybody!! :o ;D ;)
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Where is Nicky?
Cheers for starting this thread!!
:-*
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Where is Nicky?
Cheers for starting this thread!!
:-*
Here I am!! Here I am!! In celebration of this monumentous achievement I would like to say a few words...
*Ascends podium*
*Coughs* *Clears throat*
Ahem... friends and fellow Brokies, I had no idea when starting this thread what a behemoth I'd created.
*Pauses for significance of achievement to spread amongst reverent audience*
Having achieved the dizzy heights of 26 posts on the IMdB version I thought that 50 would be a good haul. Little did I realise the Bettermost community's capacity for fun and filth!
*Chuckles*
My thanks must go to the other posters who have done much more than I to keep this thread going... Pipedream... Snowflakes... DavidinHartford... Ray... Fran-E... Memento... Mikaela... thePirateBride... Becky... Daniel... all other contributors... but a special mention must go to Lucise! Honey, I feel like this is your thread.
*Nods and applaudes Lucise, who nods back and wipes a tear from her eye*
Lucise's sterling work in compiling our finished limericks, and her contributions - too numerous to mention - have kept my dream alive...
*Breaks down and weeps* *Beckons for a handkerchief and blows nose loudly*
*Sniff* Thankyou all...
*Leaves podium to thunderous applause*
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Congratulations, everyone, and thank you, Nicky, for starting the file. It really has been fun.
Fran
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Thank you for allowing us to express our feeling about Jack and Ennis in rhyme.
It has been great fun to participate in this joint effort.
Sandy
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When Eniss had moved in the tent
His hand to Jack's groin it did went
Jack grabbed him with glee
Said, get on your knee
I sure didnt know you were bent.
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There were two boys from Wyoming
Who tended the sheep that were roaming
Then on the cold nights
Their love reached new heights
And the sheep couldnt sleep for the moaning..
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Weyhey, Katie's off and running on her own limerick steam train! Nice one Katie!
Jack sure fancied Jimbo the Clown,
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Jack sure fancied Jimbo the Clown,
and got very upset when he was turned down,
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Jack sure fancied Jimbo the Clown,
and got very upset when he was turned down,
So Jack settled for Lureen
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Jack sure fancied Jimbo the Clown,
and got very upset when he was turned down,
So Jack settled for Lureen,
who was a Rodeo queen,
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Im on a bit of a roll...this is no.3......shit, im a poet and dont know et......
They said their goodbyes thru the tears
And left with their own hidden fears
Then a card came by post
Said "I miss you the most"
And they met after four fuckin years....
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Jack sure fancied Jimbo the Clown,
and got very upset when he was turned down,
So Jack settled for Lureen,
who was a Rodeo queen,
And they created a home uptown.
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Great speech there Nicky!! ;D
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Ok..another: :)
'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
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'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died',
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'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died,
I need you every day
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'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died',
I need you every day,
my life is in so much dismay
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'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died',
I need you every day,
my life is in so much dismay
I want to be your bride!
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'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died',
I need you every day,
my life is in so much dismay
I want to be your bride!
;D Awesome!
How 'bout a stupid one ..lol:
I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,
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I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,
It would fill me with so much glee
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I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,
It would fill me with so much glee
We'd play the whole day,
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I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,
It would fill me with so much glee
We'd play the whole day,
Or I could just watch 'em both play
;D
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I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,
It would fill me with so much glee
We'd play the whole day,
Or I could just watch 'em both play
As could others - for just a small fee!
I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
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I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the yound Stag!
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I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the yound Stag!
I'd go all round his nethers
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I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the yound Stag!
I'd go all round his nethers
As gentle as with feathers
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I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the yound Stag!
I'd go all round his nethers
As gentle as with feathers
and for his pole I'd be the flag.
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I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the yound Stag!
I'd go all round his nethers
As gentle as with feathers
and for his pole I'd be the flag.
:laugh:
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Good one! :laugh:
Sheep were mixed up on the mountain
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Sheep were mixed up on the mountain,
They got all confused with the countin'
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Sheep were mixed up on the mountain,
They got all confused with the countin'
As Jack dragged sheep around,
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Sheep were mixed up on the mountain,
They got all confused with the countin'
As Jack dragged sheep around,
Putting them on separate ground
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Sheep were mixed up on the mountain,
They got all confused with the countin'
As Jack dragged sheep around,
Putting them on separate ground
He wished on him Ennis was mountin' .
;)
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:D
Lureen was acting like a slut
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Lureen was acting like a slut
She was a hot rodeo queen, but
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Lureen was acting like a slut
She was a hot rodeo queen, but
She was in a hurry
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Lureen was acting like a slut
She was a hot rodeo queen, but
She was in a hurry
She didn't even have time for a curry.
:laugh: ...
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Lureen was acting like a slut
She was a hot rodeo queen, but
She was in a hurry
She didn't even have time for a curry.
She wanted to get straight down and rut :P
And let's face it, who wouldn't with Jack all horny and waitin' for ya! :P
"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack
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And let's face it, who wouldn't with Jack all horny and waitin' for ya! :P
I'd still go for the curry first ... ;D :P
"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack
All sense of direction, they lack
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"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack
All sense of direction, they lack,
Thankgod we have the dogs to help us,
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"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack
All sense of direction, they lack,
Thankgod we have the dogs to help us,
Otherwise Aguirre'll start to fuss.
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"Sheep sure are stupid" said Jack
All sense of direction, they lack,
Thankgod we have the dogs to help us,
Otherwise Aguirre'll start to fuss.
and we are not in a hurry to go Back!
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They said they were goin out fishin
But it certainly wasnt their mission
Lines did not get wet
And they dont need the net
They just wanted to try new positions..
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okay okay....i'll start one.......
When Ennis and Jack were in bed
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When Ennis and Jack were in bed
Carrying on like they waz wed
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He turned Jack on over
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When Ennis and Jack were in bed
Carrying on like they waz wed
He turned Jack on over
And even with a hangover
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When Ennis and Jack were in bed
Carrying on like they waz wed
He turned Jack on over
And even with a hangover
He proceeded full speed ahead.
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He looked at his mate oh so tender
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He looked at his mate oh so tender,
they'd been partying, having a bender.
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He looked at his mate oh so tender,
they'd been partying, having a bender.
Their bladders were full
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He looked at his mate oh so tender,
they'd been partying, having a bender.
Their bladders were full,
Yet each was horny as a randy bull,
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He looked at his mate oh so tender,
they'd been partying, having a bender.
Their bladders were full,
Yet each was horny as a randy bull,
And Lucise's timing is not a contender!
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He looked at his mate oh so tender,
they'd been partying, having a bender.
Their bladders were full,
Yet each was horny as a randy bull,
And Lucise's timing is not a contender!
:P :P right back at cha Ray! ;D
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:laugh:
Ennis approached the tent like a gentleman
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Ennis approached the tent like a gentleman,
He went in cautiously, his hat in his hand,
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Ennis approached the tent like a gentleman,
He went in cautiously, his hat in his hand,
His heart pounded at the sight of Jack
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Ennis approached the tent like a gentleman,
He went in cautiously, his hat in his hand,
His heart pounded at the sight of Jack,
Who looked so appealing lying on his back,
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Ennis approached the tent like a gentleman,
He went in cautiously, his hat in his hand,
His heart pounded at the sight of Jack,
Who looked so appealing lying on his back,
And the loving they shared was grand.
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Yes, grand! :D
Ennis and Jack were rich in love
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Ennis and Jack were rich in love
As they sat and watched the stars above
(lets try and make this one clean).........well at least try........
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Ennis and Jack were rich in love
As they sat and watched the stars above
(lets try and make this one clean).........well at least try........
Didnt see you get on top of me there Juliette,thought i might have made it too hard when i said lets try and keep it clean........well i cant resist im going to add another line...
Ennis and Jack were rich in love
As they sat and watched the stars above
And as their hands reached out to touch
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Ennis and Jack were rich in love
As they sat and watched the stars above
And as their hands reached out to touch
In their hearts they felt so much
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Ennis and Jack were rich in love
As they sat and watched the stars above
And as their hands reached out to touch
In their hearts they felt so much
Knowing they fit just like a glove.
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8) and clean!
Aguirre gave Jack the evil eye
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Aguirre gave Jack the evil eye
And it didn't take Jack too long to know why
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Aguirre gave Jack the evil eye
And it didn't take Jack too long to know why,
he saw the binoculars on the wall
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Aguirre gave Jack the evil eye
And it didn't take Jack too long to know why,
he saw the binoculars on the wall
And knew Joe had the gall
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Aguirre gave Jack the evil eye
And it didn't take Jack too long to know why,
he saw the binoculars on the wall
And knew Joe had the gall
And knew there was no need to lie
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Nice! 8)
Lureen and LaShawn went to the powder room
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Lureen and LaShawn went to the powder room
To dust their noses one would assume
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Lureen and LaShawn went to the powder room
To dust their noses one would assume
So Jack and Randall chatted
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Lureen and LaShawn went to the powder room
To dust their noses one would assume
So Jack and Randall chatted,
and Randalls eyes they batted,
But Jack just sat in his gloom.
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Another: :)
Alma cried, 'Don't try and fool me no more'
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Alma cried, 'Don't try and fool me no more'
'I'm lonesome and my backside is sore'
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Alma cried, 'Don't try and fool me no more'
'I'm lonesome and my backside is sore'
'Jack Twist? Puh! Jack Nasty!!'
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Alma cried, 'Don't try and fool me no more'
'I'm lonesome and my backside is sore'
'Jack Twist? Puh! Jack Nasty!!'
'I'd rather have a pasty!'
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Alma cried, 'Don't try and fool me no more'
'I'm lonesome and my backside is sore'
'Jack Twist? Puh! Jack Nasty!!'
'I'd rather have a pasty!'
'I'll stick with Monroe, even if he's a bore!'
:-\
There aint never enough time, never enough!
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There aint never enough time, never enough!
Said Jack in a bit of a huff
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There aint never enough time, never enough!
Said Jack in a bit of a huff,
You have no idea how hard it gets!
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There aint never enough time, never enough!
Said Jack in a bit of a huff,
You have no idea how hard it gets!
Your body my appetite whets!
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There aint never enough time, never enough!
Said Jack in a bit of a huff,
You have no idea how hard it gets!
Your body my appetite whets!
I miss the way we'd tumble and play rough!
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A postcared from texas by post
From the one that he did love the most
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A postcared from texas by post
From the one that he did love the most
It brought a smile to his face
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A postcared from texas by post
From the one that he did love the most
It brought a smile to his face
It said I'll be at your place
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A postcared from texas by post
From the one that he did love the most
It brought a smile to his face
It said I'll be at your place
We'll drink till we're pissed, then we'll make a toast!
;)
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'Throw yer stuff in the back of my truck',
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'Throw yer stuff in the back of my truck',
We'll be there by nightfall, with luck
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Throw yer stuff in the back of my truck,
We'll be there by nightfall, with luck
we can stop for a swim on the trip,
if ya don't mind a skinny dip!
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Throw yer stuff in the back of my truck,
We'll be there by nightfall, with luck
we can stop for a swim on the trip,
if ya don't mind a skinny dip!
I'll make ya moan, groan and buck!
Woowee! 8)
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Jack knew he couldn't cook,
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Jack knew he couldn't cook,
So for camp-tending, he was off the hook.
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Jack knew he couldn't cook,
So for camp-tending, he was off the hook.
His talents lay elsewhere
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Jack knew he couldn't cook,
So for camp-tending, he was off the hook.
His talents lay elsewhere,
Like handling that skittish mare.
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Jack knew he couldn't cook,
So for camp-tending, he was off the hook.
His talents lay elsewhere,
Like handling that skittish mare,
and none of this learned in a book.
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I once knew a pillock named L.D.
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I once knew a pillock named L.D.
Who with his tongue was quite free
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I once knew a pillock named L.D.
Who with his tongue was quite free,
He belittled Jack every chance he could get,
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I once knew a pillock named L.D.
Who with his tongue was quite free,
He belittled Jack every chance he could get,
And thought he was a grave threat
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I once knew a pillock named L.D.
Who with his tongue was quite free,
He belittled Jack every chance he could get,
And thought he was a grave threat
I bet Jack wished on LD, he could pee!
:P
ANother: :)
Jack pounded the ground with his fist
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Jack pounded the ground with his fist
And thought to himself, "What now Twist?"
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Jack pounded the ground with his fist
And thought to himself, "What now Twist?"
Ennis is loving me
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Jack pounded the ground with his fist
And thought to himself, "What now Twist?"
Ennis is loving me
And my only plea
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Jack pounded the ground with his fist
And thought to himself, "What now Twist?"
Ennis is loving me
And my only plea,
is that he never let go of my wrist!
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Jack pounded the ground with his fist
And thought to himself, "What now Twist?"
Ennis is loving me
And my only plea,
is that he never let go of my wrist!
Continued ... ;)
Ennis breathed hard, overcome with desire
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Ennis breathed hard, overcome with desire
His aching loins were sure on fire
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Ennis breathed hard, overcome with desire
His aching loins were sure on fire,
he rode Jack hard like a bronking bull
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Ennis breathed hard, overcome with desire
His aching loins were sure on fire,
he rode Jack hard like a bronking bull
And didn't stop 'til Jack was full
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Ennis breathed hard, overcome with desire
His aching loins were sure on fire,
he rode Jack hard like a bronking bull
And didn't stop 'til Jack was full
"I aint no queer" indeed, liar!
;D
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Oh yeah! :D
Ennis kissed so hard it nearly broke Jack's nose
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Ennis kissed so hard it nearly broke Jack's nose
Ennis was all over Jack, stepping on his toes.
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Ennis kissed so hard it nearly broke Jack's nose
Ennis was all over Jack, stepping on his toes.
Swapping spit with gusto
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Ennis kissed so hard it nearly broke Jack's nose
Ennis was all over Jack, stepping on his toes.
Swapping spit with gusto
They need to lie down pronto!
:P
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Ennis kissed so hard it nearly broke Jack's nose
Ennis was all over Jack, stepping on his toes.
Swapping spit with gusto
They need to lie down pronto!
And immediately doff their clothes!
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"Where's Ennis?", said Stuart the sheep,
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"Where's Ennis?", said Stuart the sheep,
"I bet, on Jack he's sound asleep.
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"Where's Ennis?", said Stuart the sheep,
"I bet, on Jack he's sound asleep.
"We should all be so lucky,
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"Where's Ennis?", said Stuart the sheep,
"I bet, on Jack he's sound asleep.
"We should all be so lucky,
He'd rather do fucky,
Than looking for something to eat.
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Ennis had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow
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Ennis had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow,
and everywhere that lamb went, there was was Jack too ya know.
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Ennis had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that lamb went, there was Jack too ya know
It followed them in the tent one day, and what a sight it saw
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Ennis had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that lamb went, there was Jack too ya know
It followed them in the tent one day, and what a sight it saw
Ennis and Jack asleep, spooning in the raw!
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Ennis had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that lamb went, there was Jack too ya know
It followed them in the tent one day, and what a sight it saw
Ennis and Jack asleep, spooning in the raw!
It made the lamb laugh 'n scream when Ennis, Jack did blow.
8) I'll be good now ... :P
Jack recalled that silent, sexless embrace,
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Jack recalled, that silent, sexless embrace,
As he looked into Laueens aging face,
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Jack recalled, that silent, sexless embrace,
As he looked into Laueens aging face,
What a mess she's become
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Jack recalled, that silent, sexless embrace,
As he looked into Lareen's aging face,
What a mess she's become
Their life together was so humdrum
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Jack recalled, that silent, sexless embrace,
As he looked into Lareen's aging face,
What a mess she's become
Their life together was so humdrum
But he had to continue it with grace.
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Very sweet! ;D
If only the sheep could tell the tale
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If only the sheep could tell the tale
Our lads would be sacked without fail.
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If only the sheep could tell the tale
Our lads would be sacked without fail.
Close in the dark of night
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If only the sheep could tell the tale
Our lads would be sacked without fail.
Close in the dark of night
Holding each other tight
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If only the sheep could tell the tale
Our lads would be sacked without fail.
Close in the dark of night
Holding each other tight
And to Jack, Ennis would impale
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Love it! :D
They grappled on the mountaintop
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They grappled on the mountaintop
and Jack hoped Ennis wouldn't stop
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They grappled on the mountaintop
and Jack hoped Ennis wouldn't stop
Ennis said it was a one shot thing,
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They grappled on the mountaintop
and Jack hoped Ennis wouldn't stop
Ennis said it was a one shot thing,
And joy it will surely bring
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They grappled on the mountaintop
and Jack hoped Ennis wouldn't stop
Ennis said it was a one shot thing,
And joy it will surely bring
They were hot for each other, never a flop!
;D
'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
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'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
and at the Knife and Fork we've never dined!
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'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
and at the Knife and Fork we've never dined!
You never took me on holiday!
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'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
and at the Knife and Fork we've never dined!
You never took me on holiday!
all you left me is the bills to pay!
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'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
and at the Knife and Fork we've never dined!
You never took me on holiday!
all you left me is the bills to pay!
I want a divorce! Yes - I'm speaking my mind!
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'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
and at the Knife and Fork we've never dined!
You never took me on holiday!
all you left me is the bills to pay!
I want a divorce! Yes - I'm speaking my mind!
Go Alma! ;D
The Del Mar boys were Ennis and K.E.
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The Del Mar boys were Ennis and K.E,
their childhood hard as hard can be
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The Del Mar boys were Ennis and K.E,
their childhood hard as hard can be.
They learned it was evil to be gay,
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The Del Mar boys were Ennis and K.E,
their childhood hard as hard can be.
They learned it was evil to be gay,
that unless they were straight, there'd be hell to pay
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The Del Mar boys were Ennis and K.E,
their childhood hard as hard can be.
They learned it was evil to be gay,
that unless they were straight, there'd be hell to pay.
Fine, upstanding men they tried to be!
:-\
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Oh how sweet! :)
Lureen's folks were an odd couple indeed
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Lureen's folks were an odd couple indeed
Jack f'n Twist's anger, did LD feed.
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Laureens folk were an odd couple indeed
Jack f'n Twist's anger, did LD feed,
He switched the TV on and off,
Jack said leave it, or piss off,
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Laureens folk were an odd couple indeed
Jack f'n Twist's anger, did LD feed,
He switched the TV on and off,
Jack said leave it, or piss off,
Or my fist you'll be obliged to heed!
A quick note to players: my original vision for this thread was that everyone would only post ONE line each - thus giving everyone a fair crack at doing the punchlines as well as the feed lines. Keeps it more interesting and fun I think. Of course, if inspiration hits and you want to post a whole limerick then go right ahead!
Cheers, Nicky x ;D ;D ;D
Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud"
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Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
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Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack
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Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack
I want a more tasty snack
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Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack
I want a more tasty snack
So come on over here you stud!
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Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack
I want a more tasty snack
So come on over here you stud!
LOL!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!"
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Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!",
glancing at Ennis while working his mojo,
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Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!",
glancing at Ennis while working his mojo,
"You get me heat up as hell,
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Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!",
glancing at Ennis while working his mojo,
"You get me heat up as hell,
And cast quite a spell
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Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!",
glancing at Ennis while working his mojo,
"You get me heat up as hell,
And cast quite a spell
Take me somewhere hot! How 'bout Rio?
;)
Jack's Lament ...
Ennis, think twice before leaving me all alone like this..
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Ennis, think twice before leaving me all alone like this....
If we stayed together we would know such bliss
(Sorry if I added a wrong word in the first sentence. I just didn't quite understand it.)
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(Sorry if I added a wrong word in the first sentence. I just didn't quite understand it.)
Oooops... :laugh: my mistake ...thanks for fixing it!
Ennis, think twice before leaving me all alone like this....
If we stayed together we would know such bliss.
You know better than to go marry Alma,
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Ennis, think twice before leaving me all alone like this....
If we stayed together we would know such bliss.
You know better than to go marry Alma,
And rub Cassie on her pelma (undersurface of the foot, I know it sounds naughtier!)
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Ennis, think twice before leaving me all alone like this....
If we stayed together we would know such bliss.
You know better than to go marry Alma,
And rub Cassie on her pelma.
Let's vow to hold fast always, and seal it with a kiss!
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Ennis, think twice before leaving me all alone like this....
If we stayed together we would know such bliss.
You know better than to go marry Alma,
And rub Cassie on her pelma.
Let's vow to hold fast always, and seal it with a kiss!
:-*
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:-*
(http://static.flickr.com/27/89408849_5dd18219f5.jpg)
How very fitting for the "International Day of the Kiss"!!! :-*
New one:
Two boys were sharing a bedroll
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Two boys were sharing a bedroll
The night was cold and the whiskey taking its toll.
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Two boys were sharing a bedroll
The night was cold and the whiskey taking its toll.
They got warm pretty quick
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Two boys were sharing a bedroll
The night was cold and the whiskey taking its toll.
They got warm pretty quick
Then Jack put Ennis' hand on his d!ck.
;)
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Two boys were sharing a bedroll
The night was cold and the whiskey taking its toll.
They got warm pretty quick
Then Jack put Ennis' hand on his d!ck
And they were one heart and one soul...
:)
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More romance ... :)
Jack's body glowed as lay by the fire,
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Jack's body glowed as lay by the fire,
It filled Ennis with sweet desire,
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Jack's body glowed as lay by the fire,
It filled Ennis with sweet desire.
Their hearts beating hard and fast,
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Jack's body glowed as lay by the fire,
It filled Ennis with sweet desire.
Their hearts beating hard and fast,
they wished that this sweet night would last
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Jack's body glowed as lay by the fire,
It filled Ennis with sweet desire.
Their hearts beating hard and fast,
they wished that this sweet night would last
For only each other did they require.
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Jack's body glowed as lay by the fire,
It filled Ennis with sweet desire.
Their hearts beating hard and fast,
they wished that this sweet night would last
For only each other did they require.
*Sniff*... so sweet.
"Tent don't look right" said Ennis with a frown,
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"Tent don't look right" said Ennis with a frown,
but I s'ppose it'll do when Jack needs to lie down
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"Tent don't look right" said Ennis with a frown,
but I s'ppose it'll do when Jack needs to lie down
Who cares about a tent? Look at his eyes! :o
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"Tent don't look right" said Ennis with a frown,
but I s'ppose it'll do when Jack needs to lie down
Who cares about a tent? Look at his eyes! :o
They're making my manhood rise
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"Tent don't look right" said Ennis with a frown,
but I s'ppose it'll do when Jack needs to lie down
Who cares about a tent? Look at his eyes!
They're making my manhood rise.
Hot damn! I feel giddy, I'm giggling like a clown!
;D
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Well, as long as your name ain't Jimbo.... :o
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Well, as long as your name ain't Jimbo....
And y'all don't keep me in limbo...
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Well, as long as your name ain't Jimbo....
And y'all don't keep me in limbo...
We could give it a go
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Well, as long as your name ain't Jimbo....
And y'all don't keep me in limbo...
We could give it a go
'Cause Lord knows I'm feeling mightly lo'
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Well, as long as your name ain't Jimbo....
And y'all don't keep me in limbo...
We could give it a go
'Cause Lord knows I'm feeling mightly lo'
I'd feel better if your legs were akimbo :P
The boys were comparing their cowboy hats,
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The boys were comparing their cowboy hats,
They soon were comparing the size of their bats!
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The boys were comparing their cowboy hats,
They soon were comparing the size of their bats!
Heavy hitters they surely were
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The boys were comparing their cowboy hats,
They soon were comparing the size of their bats!
Heavy hitters they surely were
And they made each other purr
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The boys were comparing their cowboy hats,
They soon were comparing the size of their bats!
Heavy hitters they surely were
And they made each other purr
until Ennis mounted him like a heated Cat!
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Great! 8)
Ennis waited for Jack all day
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Ennis waited for Jack all day,
Nervous as heck, wondering what he'd say.
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Ennis waited for Jack all day,
Nervous as heck, wondering what he'd say.
When Jack showed up it was a kiss
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Ennis waited for Jack all day,
Nervous as heck, wondering what he'd say.
When Jack showed up it was a kiss
Putting them in a state of bliss
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Ennis waited for Jack all day,
Nervous as heck, wondering what he'd say.
When Jack showed up it was a kiss
Putting them in a state of bliss
All they could think was, time to play!!
;D
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Let's play away! ;)
Ennis bolted quickly down the steps
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Ennis bolted quickly down the steps
Glad that he had done his reps (workout)
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Ennis bolted quickly down the steps
Glad that he had done his reps
Jack looked so damned handsome!
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Ennis bolted quickly down the steps
Glad that he had done his reps
Jack looked so damned handsome!
So... kissable, and then some!
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Ennis bolted quickly down the steps
Glad that he had done his reps
Jack looked so damned handsome!
So... kissable, and then some!
In an embrace, their feelings reached new depths.
Another: :)
Fellas like you 'n me, will march off t' hell,
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Fellas like you 'n me, will march off t' hell,
but before that, let us find a lot of joy as well
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Fellas like you 'n me, will march off t' hell,
but before that, let us find a lot of joy as well
We could start with a swig o' whiskey
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Fellas like you 'n me, will march off t' hell,
but before that, let us find a lot of joy as well
We could start with a swig o' whiskey
then take it inside, if that's OK
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Fellas like you 'n me, will march off t' hell,
but before that, let us find a lot of joy as well
We could start with a swig o' whiskey
then take it inside, if that's OK
Tonight might be the night, time will tell!
;)
Cherry cake is one o' the two things I need,
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Cherry cake is one o' the two things I need,
I'll have ya know I've got urges to heed
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Cherry cake is one o'the two things I need
I'll have ya know I've got urges to heed
The other need is jack my love
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Cherry cake is one o'the two things I need
I'll have ya know I've got urges to heed
The other need is jack my love
Who I swear was sent from Heaven above
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Cherry cake is one o'the two things I need
I'll have ya know I've got urges to heed
The other need is jack my love
Who I swear was sent from Heaven above,
his desires are mine - and my only creed.
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He looked up to the stars and prayed
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He looked up to the stars and prayed
Next to him his dear Jack layed
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He looked up to the stars and prayed
Next to him his dear Jack layed.
The river rushing by,
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He looked up to the stars and prayed
Next to him his dear Jack layed.
The river rushing by,
He was so happy, he could die
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He looked up to the stars and prayed
Next to him his dear Jack layed.
The river rushing by,
He was so happy, he could die
and yet he found no words to say.....
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Whats for dinner tonight, jack said
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Whats for dinner tonight, jack said.
It's "Brokeback Special" - served in bed,
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Whats for dinner tonight, jack said.
It's "Brokeback Special" - served in bed,
I'll eat it off your naked butt
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Whats for dinner tonight, Jck said.
It's "Brokeback Special" - served in bed,
I'll eat it off your naked butt
You'll have your fill - enough to glut
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Whats for dinner tonight, Jack said.
It's "Brokeback Special" - served in bed,
I'll eat it off your naked butt
You'll have your fill - enough to glut
'Gee Ennis, yer blushing! Yer face is beet red!'
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The night beside the fire got cold
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The night beside the fire got cold
And Jack in the tent was feeling bold
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The night beside the fire got cold
And Jack in the tent was feeling bold.
He called out, 'Ennis git in the tent!'
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The night beside the fire got cold
And Jack in the tent was feeling bold
He called out, "Ennis get in the tent"
So hat in hand, to Jack he went
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The night beside the fire got cold
And Jack in the tent was feeling bold
He called out, "Ennis get in the tent"
So hat in hand, to Jack he went
and soon made TS1 unfold
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Perfect! :D
As they ride by, the lake is so still
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As they ride by, the lake is so still
And Jack, Ennis wants to drill
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As they ride by, the lake is so still
And Jack, Ennis wants to drill
From their horses they dismount
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As they ride by, the lake is so still
And Jack, Ennis wants to drill
From their horses they dismount
They had to make every second count.
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As they ride by, the lake is so still
And Jack, Ennis wants to drill
From their horses they dismount
They had to make every second count; -
and this was before there were blue little pills.
::) I think this limericking stuff has corrupted my Brokeback sensibilities for good! :o
Keep it up! ;)
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We like being naughty, so onward! ;)
The tent and Jack were hot inside
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The tent and Jack were hot inside
Eniss knew he had nothing to hide
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The tent and Jack were hot inside
Ennis knew he had nothing to hide
Ennis entered him, the tent I mean
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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The tent and Jack were hot inside
Ennis knew he had nothing to hide
Ennis entered him, the tent I mean
Ennis was shy, Jack was mighty keen
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The tent and Jack were hot inside
Ennis knew he had nothing to hide
Ennis entered him, the tent I mean
Ennis was shy, Jack was mighty keen
They enjoyed a wild rodeo ride.
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Another:
They hugged mightily floating on cloud nine
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They hugged mightily floating on cloud nine
instead of going to the "Knife and Fork" to dine
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They hugged mightily floating on cloud nine
instead of going to the "Knife and Fork" to dine
They headed out to Motel Siesta!
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They hugged mightily floating on cloud nine
instead of going to the "Knife and Fork" to dine
They headed out to Motel Siesta
for their private bed-jouncing fiesta
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They hugged mightily floating on cloud nine
instead of going to the "Knife and Fork" to dine
They headed out to Motel Siesta
for their private bed-jouncing fiesta
I swear, I wish Motel Siesta were mine!
;)
(I'd install a tiny camera in a certain room ...LOL)
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Ive got a son, hes eight months old
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I've got a son, he's eight months old
Spittin' image of his gran'pa, or so I'm told.
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Ive got a son, he's eight months old
Spittin' image of his gran'pa or so I'm told
Hes very cute, and smiles a lot
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I've got a son, he's eight months old
Spittin' image of his gran'pa or so I'm told
Hes very cute, and smiles a lot
If only I didn't find Ennis so hot!
Sorry I couldn't resist...please ignore mine and carry on with the Bobby theme of this limerick.
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I've got a son, he's eight months old
Spittin' image of his gran'pa or so I'm told
He's very cute, and smiles a lot
If only I didnt find Ennis so hot
I would'nt leave him and Laureen in the cold.
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Bravo! :D
There was a ranch hand named Basque,
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There was a ranch hand named Basque,
Who said: "Them boxes a soup are real bad to pack",
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There was a ranch hand named Basque,
Who said: "Them boxes a soup are real bad to pack",
but when Ennis asked for Jacks spuds,
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There was a ranch hand named Basque,
Who said: "Them boxes a soup are real bad to pack",
but when Ennis asked for Jacks spuds,
(being the right food for studs)
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There was a ranch hand named Basque,
Who said: "Them boxes a soup are real bad to pack",
but when Ennis asked for Jack's spuds,
(being the right food for studs),
the Basque wasn't up to the task!
Sorry, folks - well, I did let some time pass between the two posts though. Wont double-post again! :o
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You posted two seconds before I did and mine was naughtier! Oh well, onward! :laugh:
Beans, jerky and potatoes are fine
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Beans, jerky and potatoes are fine
You and me, up on Brokeback we'll dine
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Beans, jerky and potatoes are fine,
You and me, up on Brokeback we'll dine,
And when it's time for dessert,
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Beans, jerky and potatoes are fine,
You and me, up on Brokeback we'll dine,
And when it's time for dessert,
Our yearnings we will assert.
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Beans, jerky and potatoes are fine,
You and me, up on Brokeback we'll dine,
And when it's time for dessert,
Our yearnings we will assert.
Enjoying the fact that you're mine.
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Time for another Jack Nasty limerick.. 8)
'Go on, hold it Ennis; you know you want to..'
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'Go on, hold it Ennis; you know you want to..'
And I too want to have a screw
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'Go on, hold it Ennis; you know you want to..'
And I too want to have a screw
So now you may mount
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'Go on, hold it Ennis; you know you want to..'
And I too want to have a screw.
So now you may mount,
Coz my yearnings are too many to count.
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'Go on, hold it Enis, you know you want to..'
And I too want to have a screw
So now you may mount.
Cause my yearnings are too many to count,
Just roll over and let me get in you.
Cant believe how naughty we all are here....but i love it....
Damn Ennis, dont leave me Jack said,
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'Go on, hold it Enis, you know you want to..'
And I too want to have a screw
So now you may mount.
Cause my yearnings are too many to count,
Just roll over and let me get in you.
Cant believe how naughty we all are here....but i love it....
Hehe..I just noticed that the last words of lines 1,2,5 in this limerick reads: "to screw you" ..very fitting for a Jack Nasty Limerick! :P
Damn Ennis, dont leave me Jack said,
You are killing me, I'm losing my head!
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Damn Ennis, dont leave me Jack said,
You are killing me, I'm losing my head!
Lose your head in me
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Damn Ennis, dont leave me Jack said,
You are killing me, I'm losing my head!
Lose your head in me
Forever is my plea
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Damn Ennis, dont leave me Jack said,
You are killing me, I'm losing my head!
Lose your head in me
Forever is my plea
What must I do to get you to stay in bed?
:P
I wanna take Jack&Ennis to a gay bar,
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I wanna take Jack&Ennis to a gay bar,
And watch everyone worship them from afar
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I wanna take Jack&Ennis to a gay bar,
And watch everyone worship them from afar.
If anyone talks to Jack, Ennis'll take him outside
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I wanna take Jack&Ennis to a gay bar,
And watch everyone worship them from afar.
If anyone talks to Jack, Ennis'll take him outside
and put his size 12 shoe up their backside
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I wanna take Jack&Ennis to a gay bar,
And watch everyone worship them from afar.
If anyone talks to Jack, Ennis'll take him outside
and put his size 12 shoe up their backside,
producing a nice little scar.
:P
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I wanna take Jack&Ennis to a gay bar,
And watch everyone worship them from afar.
If anyone talks to Jack, Ennis'll take him outside
and put his size 12 shoe up their backside,
producing a nice little scar.
:P
:laugh:
L.D. Newsome more or less told Jack:
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L.D. Newsome more or less told Jack:
I don't care if you got the knack
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L.D. Newsome more or less told Jack:
I don't care if you got the knack
To have others love you
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L.D. Newsome more or less told Jack:
I don't care if you got the knack
To have others love you
And always have a screw
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L.D. Newsome more or less told Jack:
I don't care if you got the knack
To have others love you
And always have a screw,
but when in Texas, ya better watch yer back!
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Another :)
'I miss ya too much, can hardly stand it!
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'I miss ya too much, can hardly stand it!
I love you bud, ya know I'm candid!
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'I miss ya too much, can hardly stand it!
I love you bud, ya know I'm candid!
Forget Lureen, it's you I want!
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'I miss ya too much, can hardly stand it!
I love you bud, ya know I'm candid!
Forget Lureen, it's you I want!
And I really want to flaunt
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'I miss ya too much, can hardly stand it!
I love you bud, ya know I'm candid!
Forget Lureen, it's you I want!
And I really want to flaunt
That to me you'll always submit!
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Who is this bloke i see driving up in his truck
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Who is this bloke i see driving up in his truck
He looks like the type that would run amok
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Who is this bloke i see driving up in his truck
He looks like the type that would run amok
Hmmm..quite the sight for sore eyes
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Who is this bloke i see driving up in his truck
He looks like the type that would run amok
Hmmm..quite the sight for sore eyes
I'm setting my sights on this prize
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Who is this bloke i see driving up in his truck
He looks like the type that would run amok
Hmmm..quite the sight for sore eyes
I'm setting my sights on this prize
He'll be mine soon, if I'm in luck! :)
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Lovely, I wasn't going to use the expletive either! 8)
Jack watches Ennis as he drives away
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Jack watches Ennis as he drives away
feeling so down, so sad he can't say
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Jack watches Ennis as he drives away
feeling so down, so sad he can't say
His heart heavy, tired and torn.
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Jack watches Ennis as he drives away
feeling so down, so sad he can't say
His heart heavy, tired and torn.
As though it's been shorn
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Jack watches Ennis as he drives away
feeling so down, so sad he can't say
His heart heavy, tired and torn.
As though it's been shorn
His soul crying out: "Oh Ennis, please stay!"
:'(
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Jack watches Ennis as he drives away
feeling so down, so sad he can't say
His heart heavy, tired and torn.
As though it's been shorn
His soul crying out: "Oh Ennis, please stay!"
:'(
Some more silly/happy limericks to lift the mood... :)
Silly Jimbo secretly lusted after Jack,
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Silly Jimbo secretly lusted after Jack,
But he feared facing the flak
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Silly Jimbo secretly lusted after Jack,
But he feared facing the flak
So with nose in the air,
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Silly Jimbo secretly lusted after Jack,
But he feared facing the flak
So with nose in the air,
As if he didn't care
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Silly Jimbo secretly lusted after Jack,
But he feared facing the flak
So with nose in the air,
As if he didn't care
He trotted off, dreaming of Jack on his back.
;)
For Jack, Ennis was willing to fight,
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For Jack, Ennis was willing to fight,
In the day or even at night
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For Jack, Ennis was willing to fight,
In the day or even at night
He proved his devotion
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For Jack, Ennis was willing to fight,
In the day or even at night
He proved his devotion
When Alma's words sent his fist into motion
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For Jack, Ennis was willing to fight,
In the day or even at night
He proved his devotion
When Alma's words sent his fist into motion
or did it just prove his "being outed" fright? :-\
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Aguire lays down all the orders
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Aguirre lays down all the orders,
He doesn't tolerate cavorters,
(Lame, but it's a hard word to rhyme!)
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Aguirre lays down all the orders,
He doesn't tolerate cavorters,
Quite the arrogant lil man
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Aguirre lays down all the orders,
He doesn't tolerate cavorters,
Quite the arrogant lil man
With nary a friendly fan
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Aguirre lays down all the orders,
He doesn't tolerate cavorters,
Quite the arrogant lil man
With nary a friendly fan
And a voyeur too, knowing no boundaries or borders.
Phew! That was a hard one! ;D
Another :)
Jack&Ennis could move up to Canada,
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Jack&Ennis could move up to Canada,
Or Las Vegas, sin city in Nevada
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Jack&Ennis could move up to Canada,
Or Las Vegas, sin city in Nevada
Living their lives as they please
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Jack&Ennis could move up to Canada,
Or Las Vegas, sin city in Nevada
Living their lives as they please
With no twit, taunt or tease
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Jack&Ennis could move up to Canada,
Or Las Vegas, sin city in Nevada
Living their lives as they please
With no twit, taunt or tease
Alas what happened? Nada!
::)
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Aaaand another:
If you can't stand it, it's gotta be fixed
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If you can't stand it, it's gotta be fixed
Instead of staying between and betwixt.
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If you can't stand it, it's gotta be fixed
Instead of staying between and betwixt.
To hell with closed-minded society,
There's room in the world for variety
(Forgive me for getting carried away here and doing two lines....)
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If you can't stand it, it's gotta be fixed
Instead of staying between and betwixt.
To hell with closed-minded society,
There's room in the world for variety
Our seal of approval is hereby affixed!
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If you can't stand it, it's gotta be fixed
Instead of staying between and betwixt.
To hell with closed-minded society,
There's room in the world for variety
Our seal of approval is hereby affixed!
wow! ;D
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More, more, more! ;)
What shall we do on this rainy night?
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What shall we do on this rainy night?
Now that you've told me it's alright
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What shall we do on this rainy night?
Now that you've told me it's alright
I trust you with my heart
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What shall we do on this rainy night?
Now that you've told me it's alright
I trust you with my heart
And never wish to be apart
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What shall we do on this rainy night?
Now that you've told me it's alright
I trust you with my heart
And never wish to be apart
Let's dance naked in the rain! Quite the sight!
;D
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The judge said, Ennis, your divorce is granted
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The judge said, "Ennis, your divorce is granted,"
And Alma's love for him had been supplanted
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The judge said, "Ennis, your divorce is granted",
And Alms's love for him had been surplanted,
I'm grabbin' the tackle, and goin" fishin'
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The judge said, "Ennis, your divorce is granted",
And Alms's love for him had been surplanted,
I'm grabbin' the tackle, and goin" fishin'
Jack awaits, nothing but pleasure he'll be dishin'
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The judge said, "Ennis, your divorce is granted",
And Alma's love for him had been surplanted,
I'm grabbin' the tackle, and goin" fishin'
Jack awaits, nothing but pleasure he'll be dishin'
Forget Alma! The rest of my life will be enchanted!
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The judge said, "Ennis, your divorce is granted",
And Alma's love for him had been surplanted,
I'm grabbin' the tackle, and goin" fishin'
Jack awaits, nothing but pleasure he'll be dishin'
Forget Alma! The rest of my life will be enchanted!
yah! ;D
'I don't need ya money!', Ennis exclaimed
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'I don't need ya money!', Ennis exclaimed
His temper again was inflamed
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'I don't need ya money!', Ennis exclaimed
His temper again was inflamed
Jack calmed his ire
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'I don't need ya money!', Ennis exclaimed
His temper again was inflamed
Jack calmed his ire
but his prospects turned dire
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'I don't need ya money!', Ennis exclaimed
His temper again was inflamed
Jack calmed his ire
but his prospects turned dire
So they had sex until Ennis was tamed.
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Another: :)
She is a genius, that Annie Proulx
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She is a genius, that Annie Proulx
But all she put our dear boys through
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She is a genius, that Annie Proulx
But all she put our dear boys through
Was a tough time, but not without love
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She is a genius, that Annie Proulx
But all she put our dear boys through
Was a tough time, but not without love
So as Jack watches us from above
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She is a genius, that Annie Proulx
But all she put our dear boys through
Was a tough time, but not without love
So as Jack watches us from above
on his behalf we'll embrace you-know-who
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I wish Mikaela would write a first line,
Seems most of the starters, seem to be mine,
So come on Mikaela, start of a poem,
Im sure you can, so dont be alone,
Then I'll get a chance to write 2nd line.
That tackle sure aint never got wet
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That tackle sure aint never got wet
but Ennis's "tackle" got action, you bet
Hey Katie, I hear you about the first lines
I'll try to contribute some first lines of mine
They may not be pretty,
nor not very witty,
but who cares? Each first line is one of a kind!
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That tackle sure aint never got wet
but Ennis's "tackle" got action, you bet;
Jack's "pole" sure got handled too ..
Mika started it with the "tackle" line ... lol
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That tackle sure aint never got wet
but Ennis's "tackle" got action, you bet;
Jack's "pole" sure got handled too ...
it got hard, that there fishin't they'd do:
Had their gear tangled soon as they met.
Couldn't resist adding the last line. All in your honour don't you know Lucise! :P
Well! So, I get to start up with a.... ta-daaa! First Line:
Jack would happily drive 14 hours
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Jack would happily drive 14 hours,
It sure did beat all those cold showers,
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Jack would happily drive 14 hours,
It sure did beat all those cold showers,
for he knew his time with Ennis was hot,
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Jack would happily drive 14 hours,
It sure did beat all those cold showers,
for he knew his time with Ennis was hot,
The very best "luvin'" he ever got,
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Jack would happily drive 14 hours,
It sure did beat all those cold showers,
for he knew his time with Ennis was hot,
The very best "luvin'" he ever got,
Like always, to Ennis he relinquished his powers!
;)
Another one:
They claimed to be saving up for a small spread,
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They claimed to be saving up for a small spread,
Two separate lives, who knew what lie ahead!?!
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They claimed to be saving up for a small spread,
Two separate lives, who knew what lie ahead!?!
Ennis had wedding plans with Alma,
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They claimed to be saving up for a small spread,
Two separate lives,who knew what lie ahead?,
Ennis had wedding plans with Alma,
Jack was goin to help his old pa,
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They claimed to be saving up for a small spread,
Two separate lives,who knew what lie ahead?,
Ennis had wedding plans with Alma,
Jack was goin to help his old pa.
How I wish they'd just eloped together instead!
:-\
New first line:
Brought up to hard work and privation,
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Brought up to hard work and privation,
Our boys had a low expectation
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Brought up to hard work and privation,
Our boys had a low expectation.
They were used to the tough life,
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Brought up to hard work and privation,
Our boys had a low expectation.
They were used to the tough life,
Where disappointment ran rife
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Brought up to hard work and privation,
Our boys had a low expectation.
They were used to the tough life,
Where disappointment ran rife,
still more sweet was each "fishin'-vacation"!
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Another:
Every night together was heavenly bliss,
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Every night together was heavenly bliss,
When two cowboys would join for a kiss,
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Every night together was heavenly bliss,
When two cowboys would join for a kiss,
Hearts pounding, bodies tingling, sweat dripping
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Every night together was heavenly bliss,
When two cowboys would join for a kiss,
Hearts pounding, bodies tingling, sweat dripping
Would lead to some unzipping and stripping
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Every night together was heavenly bliss,
When two cowboys would join for a kiss,
Hearts pounding, bodies tingling, sweat dripping
Would lead to some unzipping and stripping
The passion so strong and way too hot to miss!
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Every night together was heavenly bliss,
When two cowboys would join for a kiss,
Hearts pounding, bodies tingling, sweat dripping
Would lead to some unzipping and stripping
The passion so strong and way too hot to miss!
Xcellent! :)
In '63, they were eager, young at heart
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In '63, they were eager, young at heart
But by summer's end they had to part :'(
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In '63, they were eager, young at heart
But by summer's end they had to part .
Feeling so bad they found nothing to say,
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In '63, they were eager, young at heart
But by summer's end they had to part .
Feeling so bad they found nothing to say
And found that it was harder that way
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In '63, they were eager, young at heart
But by summer's end they had to part .
Feeling so bad they found nothing to say
And found that it was harder that way
Ah ... life can be a mean ol' fart!
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Better start a new one:
You're late, Jack told Ennis and grinned
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You're late, Jack told Ennis and grinned
I couldn't wait, so me 'n my right hand've sinned!
:P
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:o :o :o
;)
:P
You're late, Jack told Ennis and grinned
I couldn't wait, so me 'n my right hand've sinned!
But don't worry, you'll very soon see
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:o :o :o
;)
:P
;D
You're late, Jack told Ennis and grinned
I couldn't wait, so me 'n my right hand've sinned!
But don't worry, you'll very soon see
Just how much passionate fire I got in me!
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You're late, Jack told Ennis and grinned
I couldn't wait, so me 'n my right hand've sinned!
But don't worry, you'll very soon see
Just how much passionate fire I got in me!
Give me a minute, then I'll have you pinned!
(http://catandmoon.com/thud.gif)
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ok....i'll start one....you've been so good Mikaela....
I didnt send you up there to stem roses,
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I didnt send you up there to stem roses,
But rather to keep count of sheep's noses,
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I didnt send you up there to stem roses,
But rather to keep count of sheep's noses,
I saw you two going at it like bonnies!
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I didnt send you up there to stem roses,
But rathr to keep count of sheep's noses,
I saw you two going at it like bonnies!
If you do it again, you'll be gone-eys,
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I didnt send you up there to stem roses,
But rathr to keep count of sheep's noses,
I saw you two going at it like bonnies!
If you do it again, you'll be gone-eys,
But could U teach me a few of those poses?
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I didnt send you up there to stem roses,
But rathr to keep count of sheep's noses,
I saw you two going at it like bonnies!
If you do it again, you'll be gone-eys,
But could U teach me a few of those poses?
woohoo!
Jack, your lips taste sweeter than honey ..
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Jack, your lips taste sweeter than honey ..
And yer even cuter than a fluffy bunny
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Jack, your lips taste sweeter than honey ..
And yer even cuter than a fluffy bunny.
I am dying to make love to you ...
(Err..I am talking as Ennis there folks, won't want Ennis to get jealous or nothing..) ::) :P
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Jack, your lips taste sweeter than honey ..
And yer even cuter than a fluffy bunny.
I am dying to make love to you ...
Were we French, you'd be my "petit chou"!
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Jack, your lips taste sweeter than honey ..
And yer even cuter than a fluffy bunny.
I am dying to make love to you ...
Were we French, you'd be my "petit chou"!
You are my everything, who needs women or money!
;D (no offense to women everywhere ...)
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I see the campfire down the hill,
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I see the campfire down the hill,
Fantasizing about Ennis' drill
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I see the campfire down the hill,
Fantasizing about Ennis' drill
I'm up here thinkin' 'Sheep be damned'
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I see the campfire down the hill,
Fantasizing about Ennis' drill
I'm up here thinkin' 'Sheep be damned'
I'm feeling the need to be rammed
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I see the campfire down the hill,
Fantasizing about Ennis' drill
I'm up here thinkin' 'Sheep be damned'
I'm feeling the need to be rammed
I'm so damn horny, who needs a blue pill?!
;)
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It went on for twenty hard, long years
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It went on for twenty hard, long years
I miss you so much it brings me to tears
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It went on for twenty hard, long years
I miss you so much it brings me to tears
How can you keep walking away?
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It went on for twenty hard, long years
I miss you so much it brings me to tears
How can you keep walking away?
When I need you more and more each day?
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It went on for twenty hard, long years
I miss you so much it brings me to tears
How can you keep walking away?
When I need you more and more each day?
Please come back and ease these fears.
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I sit here smokin', lookin' down to the street
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I sit here smokin', lookin' down to the street
There he is, I jump to my feet
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I sit here smokin', lookin' down to the street
There he is, I jump to my feet
He has never looked so utterly delicious!
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I sit here smokin', lookin' down to the street
There he is, I jump to my feet
He has never looked so utterly delicious!
Got my fingers crossed that Alma ain't suspicious
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I sit here smokin', lookin' down to the street
There he is, I jump to my feet
He has never looked so utterly delicious!
Got my fingers crossed that Alma ain't suspicious
For I look so forward to these infrequent treats!
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I want you so much to love me, Ennis,
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I want you so much to love me, Ennis,
I promise it will never be a menace
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I want you so much to love me, Ennis,
I promise it will never be a menace
So stay by my side
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I want you so much to love me, Ennis,
I promise it will never be a menace
So stay by my side
And take a wild ride
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I want you so much to love me, Ennis,
I promise it will never be a menace
So stay by my side
And take a wild ride
Well bounce around like balls of tennis.
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Another! :)
Ya, I been to Mexico, a man needs to get laid!
::)
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Ya, I been to Mexico, a man needs to get laid!
Hurts awful bad to cheat on you, feels like I've died.
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Ya, I been to Mexico, a man needs to get laid!
Hurts awful bad to cheat on you, feels like I've died.
All them boys were just a moment's fun,
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Ya, I been to Mexico, a man needs to get laid!
Hurts awful bad to cheat on you, feels like I've died.
All them boys were just a moment's fun,
over real quick, afore it begun,
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Ya, I been to Mexico, a man needs to get laid!
Hurts awful bad to cheat on you, feels like I've died.
All them boys were just a moment's fun,
over real quick, afore it begun,
What I feel for you is deep, it'll never fade!
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Okay! Jack Nasty again! ;)
Tonight, we'll share love in the tent
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Tonight, we'll share love in the tent
I need ya badly, you are heaven-sent!
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Tonight,we'll share love in the tent
I need ya badly, you are heaven sent
Come hold me close, and show me your love,
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Tonight,we'll share love in the tent
I need ya badly, you are heaven sent
Come hold me close, and show me your love,
Yer the best gift I ever got from up above,
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Tonight,we'll share love in the tent
I need ya badly, you are heaven sent
Come hold me close, and show me your love,
Yer the best gift I ever got from up above,
When we fall asleep we'll be totally spent.
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Another one:
Thunder and lightning were closing in
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Thunder and lightning were closing in
Hailstones came down with a deafening din
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Thunder and lightning were closing in
Hailstones came down with a deafening din.
"Can't go out there," Jack yelled
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Thunder and lightning were closing in
Hailstones came down with a deafening din.
"Can't go out there," Jack yelled
"Not until my hunger for you is quelled!"
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Thunder and lightning were closing in
Hailstones came down with a deafening din.
"Can't go out there," Jack yelled
"Not until my hunger for you is quelled!"
And soon both he and Ennis wore a grin.
LaShawn pledged Tri Delt at SMU
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LaShawn pledged Tri Delt at SMU,
gaydar malfunctioning, talked herself blue,
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LaShawn pledged Tri Delt at SMU,
gaydar malfunctioning, talked herself blue,
Poor Randall, trapped with a chatterbox wife
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LaShawn pledged Tri Delt at SMU,
Gaydar malfunction talked herself blue,
Poor Randall, trapped with a chatterbox wife,
He would happily cut out her tongue with a knife,
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Lashawn pledged Tri Delt at SMU,
Gaydar malfunction talked herself blue,
Poor Randall, trapped with a chatterbox wife,
He would happily cut out her tongue with a knife,
Oh, to undo this major boo-boo!
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Do you ever hear from Jack Nasty she said,
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Do you ever hear from Jack Nasty she said,
He seized her wrist and she became filled with dread,
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Do you ever hear from Jack Nasty she said,
He seized her wrist and she became filled with dread,
Ennis fumed, his tone rough, his anger rising
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Do you ever hear from Jack Nasty she said,
He seized her wrist and she became filled with dread,
Ennis fumed, his tone rough, his anger rising
Her wrist from his clenched fist she tried prising
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Do you ever hear from Jack Nasty she said,
He seized her wrist and she became filled with dread,
Ennis fumed, his tone rough, his anger rising
Her wrist from his clenched fist she tried prising
He stormed off, wishing to punch someone in the head.
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(By the way, that last one turned out great)....all of you poets that dont know et......
See you next Sunday, he said to his girl,
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See you next Sunday, he said to his girl,
As he patted her head, playing with a curl.
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See you next Sunday, he said to his girl,
As he patted her head, playing with a curl.
Jack and me, going fishin', he lied
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See you next Sunday, he said to his girl,
As he patted her head, playing with a curl.
Jack and me, going fishin', he lied
And a part of his soul thereby died
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See you next Sunday, he said to his girl,
As he patted her head, playing with a curl.
Jack and me, going fishin', he lied
And a part of his soul thereby died
But he still felt the need to give Jack a whirl.
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ANother: :)
Ennis woke up sweating from his nightmare,
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Ennis woke up sweating from his nightmare:
Jack murdered in front of his own helpless stare,
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Ennis woke up sweating from his nightmare:
Jack murdered in front of his own helpless stare,
He saw his pillow was wet with tears,
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Ennis woke up sweating from his nightmare:
Jack murdered in front of his own helpless stare,
He saw his pillow was wet with tears,
a legacy of tire irons and leers
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Ennis woke up sweating from his nightmare:
Jack murdered in front of his own helpless stare,
He saw his pillow was wet with tears,
a legacy of tire irons and leers,
If only he'd shown him how much he could care.
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:'( :'( :'( *Sniff*... let's lighten it up a little...
Jack stared as Ennis dropped his drawers,
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Jack stared as Ennis dropped his drawers,
He pounced on Ennis, no time to pause.
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Jack stared as Ennis dropped his drawers,
He pounced on Ennis, no time to pause.
"You're what I want for dinner
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Jack stared as Ennis dropped his drawers,
He pounced on Ennis, no time to pause.
"You're what I want for dinner
And if you say I'm a sinner
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Jack stared as Ennis dropped his drawers,
He pounced on Ennis, no time to pause.
"You're what I want for dinner
And if you say I'm a sinner
I'll gladly go down on all fours! ;)
Another one...
Ennis awoke from his sleepy doze
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Ennis awoke from his sleepy doze
to Jack's loving whispers 'bout stemming the rose
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Ennis awoke from his sleepy doze
to Jack's loving whispers 'bout stemming the rose
Ennis sighed, "Boy, your rose is all ever I want!
:o ;D
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Ennis awoke from his sleepy doze
to Jack's loving whispers 'bout stemming the rose
Ennis sighed, "Boy, your rose is all ever I want!"
His feelings were real, though his love he dared not flaunt
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Ennis awoke from his sleepy doze
to Jack's loving whispers 'bout stemming the rose
Ennis sighed, "Boy, your rose is all ever I want!"
His feelings were real, though his love he dared not flaunt
"C'mere",Jack whispered holding Ennis tight and close.
;)
Sometimes I miss ya so much, it pains me
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Sometimes I miss ya so much, it pains me
Why cant you stay, and let things just be
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Sometimes I miss ya so much, it pains me
Why cant you stay, and let things just be
Twice a year just ain't good enough!
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Sometimes I miss ya so uch, it pains me,
Why cant you stay, and let yhings just be,
Twice a year just aint good enough,
The longing and yearning, gets a bit tough,
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Sometimes I miss ya so much, it pains me,
Why cant you stay, and let things just be,
Twice a year just aint good enough!
The longing and yearning, gets a bit tough,
I want you now and always. Can't you see?
:-*
"Well, I'm goin a warsh everything I can reach
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"Well, I'm goin a warsh everything I can reach,
Then I'll look like a nice juicy peach!"
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"Well, I'm goin a warsh everything I can reach,
Then I'll look like a nice juicy peach"
Freshen up, and feel like new
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"Well, I'm goin a warsh everything I can reach,
Then I'll look like a nice juicy peach"
Freshen up, and feel like new
And then I can get my hands on you!
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"Well, I'm goin a warsh everything I can reach
Then I'll look like a nice juicy peach
Freshen up, and feel like new
And then I can get my hands on you
Guess you've got some things to teach!
:)
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He wrote to say the divorce is thru,
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He wrote to say the divorce is thru,
not realizing his words, Jack would misconstrue,
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He wrote to say the divorce is thru,
not realizing his words, Jack would misconstrue,
Jack drove 14 hours, red-lined it all the way,
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He wrote to say the divorce is thru,
not realizing his words, Jack would misconstrue,
Jack drove 14 hours, red-lined it all the way,
Only to hear, "I've got my girls, what can I say?"
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He wrote to say the divorce is thru,
not realizing his words, Jack would misconstrue,
Jack drove 14 hours, red-lined it all the way,
Only to hear, "I've got my girls, what can I say?"
Jack drove away tears, what else could he do?
:-\
Ennis melted in Jack's tight embrace,
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Ennis melted in Jack's tight embrace,
And gazed into that much-loved face,
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Ennis melted in Jack's tight embrace,
And gazed into that much-loved face,
Placed a kiss on Jack's mouth,
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Ennis melted in Jack's tight embrace,
And gazed into that much-loved face,
Placed a kiss on Jack's mouth,
And wondered if he should head south,
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Ennis melted in Jack's tight embrace,
And gazed into that much-loved face,
Placed a kiss on Jack's mouth,
And wondered if he should head south,
With his tongue, Jack's soft lips he did trace.
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"Ennis?" said Alma in her misery voice,
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"Ennis?" said Alma in her misery voice,
"You been messin' around with boys?"
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"Ennis?" said Alma in her misery voice,
"You been messin' around with boys?"
"Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!" she said,
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"Ennis?" said Alma in her misery voice,
"You been messin' around with boys?"
"Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!" she said,
His face burned with shame as he hung his head.
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"Ennis?" said Alma in her misery voice,
"You been messin' around with boys?"
"Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!" she said,
His face burned with shame as he hung his head.
The secret revealed despite all careful ploys!
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Marvelous! 8)
Ennis thought "I want to marry that Jack"
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Ennis thought "I want to marry that Jack
And take a ride on his strong back
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Ennis thought "I want to marry that Jack
And take a ride on his strong back.
That blue-eyed boy has stolen my heart,
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Ennis thought "I want to marry that Jack
And take a ride on his strong back.
That blue-eyed boy has stolen my heart,
And I don't think we should live apart
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Ennis thought "I want to marry that Jack
And take a ride on his strong back.
That blue-eyed boy has stolen my heart,
And I don't think we should live apart
Without him, this life I could not hack.
Anuvver??
Jack looked at Ennis as he was sleeping,
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Jack looked at Ennis as he was sleeping,
and realized his feelings for him were deepening,
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Jack looked at Ennis as he was sleeping,
and realized his feelings for him were deepening.
He wanted to kiss that lovely face
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Jack looked at Ennis as he was sleeping,
and realized his feelings for him were deepening.
He wanted to kiss that lovely face
And with his fingers his contours trace
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Jack looked at Ennis as he was sleeping,
and realized his feelings for him were deepening.
He wanted to kiss that lovely face
And with his fingers his contours trace.
He sighed, "Ennis, how you set my heart a-leaping!"
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Jack looked at Ennis as he was sleeping,
and realized his feelings for him were deepening.
He wanted to kiss that lovely face
And with his fingers his contours trace.
He sighed, "Ennis, how you set my heart a-leaping!"
Awww, that one's so sweet! :)
On another romantic note...
Jack wrapped his arms around Ennis's chest,
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Jack wrapped his arms around Ennis's chest,
Closed his eyes and dreamed of the rest.
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Jack wrapped his arms around Ennis's chest,
Closed his eyes and dreamed of the rest:
A sweet life together
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Jack wrapped his arms around Ennis's chest,
Closed his eyes and dreamed of the rest:
A sweet life together
Let's stay together
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Jack wrapped his arms around Ennis's chest,
Closed his eyes and dreamed of the rest,
A sweet life together,
Lets stay together,
This love of ours is surely the best...
I'm glad you left that 'monica home,
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I'm glad you left that 'monica home,
the sound it makes causes the sheep to roam!
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I'm glad you left that 'monica home,
The sound it causes the sheep to roam!
You can't play worth a damn,
That could kill the best ram!
(Sorry, just had to post two lines this time...) ;D
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I'm glad you left that 'monica home,
The sound it causes the sheep to roam!
You can't play worth a damn,
That could kill the best ram!
You can dump that old piece of chrome.
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Yes! :)
With his tongue, Ennis traced Jack's collarbone
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With his tongue, Ennis traced Jack's collarbone
And between them both there arose a groan
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With his tongue, Ennis traced Jack's collarbone
And between them both there arose a groan
Lips met skin in feather-light touches
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With his tongue, Ennis traced Jack's collarbone
And between them both there arose a groan
Lips met skin in feather-light touches
Enveloped in each other's clutches
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With his tongue, Ennis traced Jack's collarbone
And between them both there arose a groan
Lips met skin in feather-light touches
Enveloped in each other's clutches
As the seeds of a life-long love were sown.
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With his tongue, Ennis traced Jack's collarbone
And between them both there arose a groan
Lips met skin in feather-light touches
Enveloped in each other's clutches
As the seeds of a life-long love were sown.
Y'all are brilliant!
Cool ..Another ;):
Ennis lowered himself seductively on Jack,
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Ennis lowered himself seductively on Jack,
Savoring their first time in the sack
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Ennis lowered himself seductively on Jack,
Savoring their first time in the sack
He don't need no lotion
Just his own locomotion
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Ennis lowered himself seductively on Jack,
Savoring their first time in the sack
He don't need no lotion
Just his own locomotion
From this point onwards there was no turning back!
:)
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Another:
Ennis slipped a cold hand in Jack's jeans,
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Ennis slipped a cold hand in Jack's jeans,
And Jack lay back, he knows what this means,
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Ennis slipped a cold hand in Jack's jeans,
And Jack lay back, he knows what this means,
Jack moaned as Ennis got busy
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Ennis slipped a cold hand in Jack's jeans,
And Jack lay back, he knows what this means,
Jack moaned as Ennis got busy
Passion made him feel quite dizzy
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Ennis slipped a cold hand in Jack's jeans,
And Jack lay back, he knows what this means,
Jack moaned as Ennis got busy
Passion made him fell quite dizzy
They were randier than a pair o' lads in their teens.
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Good one! 8)
Jack's driving all day to meet his lover
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Jack's driving all day to meet his lover,
They kissed passionately, trying to take cover,
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Jack's driving all day to meet his lover,
They kissed passionately, trying to take cover,
Their breathing uneven, oozing with lust
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Jack's driving all day to meet his lover,
They kissed passionately, trying to take cover,
Their breathing uneven, oozing with lust,
Their bodies entwined - so rugged, so robust,
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Jack's driving all day to meet his lover,
They kissed passionately, trying to take cover,
Their breathing uneven, oozing with lust,
Their bodies entwined - so rugged, so robust,
They're meant for each other they discover!
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Very, very nice!
Two old guys ranched together, Earl and Rich
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Two old guys ranched together, Earl and Rich
Lil did they know Earl would end up in a ditch,
:(
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Two old guys ranched together, Earl and Rich
Lil did they know Earl would end up in a ditch,
Was it Ennis's Pa what done the job?
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Two old guys ranched together, Earl and Rich
Lil did they know Earl would end up in a ditch,
Was it Ennis's Pa what done the job
Or a murderous homophobic mob?
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Two old guys ranched together, Earl and Rich,
L'il did they know EArl would end up in a ditch,
Was it Ennis's Pa, who did the job,
Or a murderous homophobic mob,
Whoever it was, whorsom son of a bitch...
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Two old guys ranched together, Earl and Rich,
L'il did they know EArl would end up in a ditch,
Was it Ennis's Pa, who did the job,
Or a murderous homophobic mob,
Whoever it was, whorsom son of a bitch...
Here here!!
" I told ya it aint gonna be that way"
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" I told ya it aint gonna be that way",
It's too big of a price to pay,
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"I told ya it aint gonna be that way",
It's too big of a price to pay,
You've got your life, and I got mine,
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"I told ya it aint gonna be that way",
It's too big of a price to pay,
You've got your life, and I got mine,
our few meet-ups each year will be so fine,
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"I told ya it aint gonna be that way",
It's too big of a price to pay,
You've got your life, and I got mine,
our few meet-ups each year will be so fine,
For a few more occasions I'll pray!
:-\
Another one:
With that boy next to him Jack was sleepless
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With that boy next to him Jack was sleepless,
regretting he hadn't seen fit to undress
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With that boy next to him Jack was sleepless,
regretting he hadn't seen fit to undress.
So he placed Ennis' had on lil Jack,
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With that boy next to him Jack was sleepless,
regretting he hadn't seen fit to undress.
So he placed Ennis' hand on lil Jack, -
guiding Ennis onto the right track, -
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With that boy next to him Jack was sleepless,
regretting he hadn't seen fit to undress,
So he placed Ennis's hand on lil Jack..
Guiding Ennis onto the right track,
Which made them both, completely breathless.
He stood and watched him drive away,
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He stood and watched him drive away,
He was left with anger and utter dismay,
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He stood and watched him drive away,
He was left with anger and utter dismay,
So a plan he hatched
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He stood and watched him drive away,
He was left with anger and utter dismay,
So a plan he hatched,
He had to become detached,
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He stood and watched him drive away,
He was left with anger and utter dismay,
So a plan he hatched,
He had to become detached,
to keep complete despair at bay. :'(
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Another: :)
Jack, in his dark camp, saw Ennis as night fire
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Jack, in his dark camp, saw Ennis as night fire,
a bright and shining symbol of desire
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Jack,in his dark camp, saw Ennis as night fire,
a bright and shining symbol of desire,
He longed for the time, when their bodies would touch,
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Jack,in his dark camp, saw Ennis as night fire,
a bright and shining symbol of desire,
He longed for the time, when their bodies would touch,
Never had he wanted something so much!
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Jack,in his dark camp, saw Ennis as night fire,
a bright and shining symbol of desire,
He longed for the time, when their bodies would touch,
Never had he wanted something so much!
His lust for the blonde boy climbed higher and higher.
:)
Ennis hugged the shirt close to his heart,
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Ennis hugged the shirts close to his heart,
sting of tears made his eyes smart,
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Ennis hugged the shirts close to his heart,
sting of tears made his eyes smart,
All the memories came flooding back,
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Ennis hugged the shirts close to his heart,
sting of tears made his eyes smart,
All the memories came flooding back,
those happy times he shared with Jack
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Ennis hugged the shirts close to his heart,
sting of tears made his eyes smart,
All the memories came flooding back,
those happy times he shared with Jack
How had they managed 20 whole years apart?
:(
Another Jack Nasty one: :P
Jack hit the ground on his knees,
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Jack hit the ground on his knees
Groaning: "Ennis, f*ck me, please!"
:P
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Jack hit the ground on his knees
Groaning: "Ennis, f*ck me, please!",
Ennis was panting with urgent need 'n desire,
:o :P
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Jack hit the ground on his knees
Groaning: "Ennis, f*ck me, please!",
Ennis was panting with urgent need 'n desire,
And into Jack Ennis shot his fire
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Jack hit the ground on his knees
Groaning: "Ennis, f*ck me, please!",
Ennis was panting with urgent need 'n desire,
And into Jack Ennis shot his fire
"Guns goin' off!", Jack yelled with his release!
Hot effin' damn! ;D
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Time to cool down a bit? ;) Next one:
Why are we always out in the cold?
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Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?
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Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?
Could do the lambada,
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Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?
Could do the lambada,
Until we know nada (nothing)
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Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?
Could do the lambada,
Until we know nada (nothing) -
in bed that works fine, so I'm told! :P
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New one! ;D
A waitress wanted a footrub
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A waitress wanted a footrub
She went to Ennis, not a dude named Bob ..
(Sorry, had nothing else to post here .. ;D )
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A waitress wanted a footrub
She went to Ennis, not a dude named Bob...
Put her feet in his lap
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A waitress wanted a footrub
She went to Ennis, not a dude named Bob,
Put her feet in his lap,
Thought, I'll need to draw him a map,
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A waitress wanted a footrub
She went to Ennis, not a dude named Bob,
Put her feet in his lap,
Thought, I'll need to draw him a map,
He was so irritated, he almost let out a sob!
LOL..kinda silly one!
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He was wearing his sexy pyjama ;D
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He was wearing his sexy pyjama.
And in came his hot little mama.
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He was wearing his sexy pyjama.
And in came his hot little mama.
Kissing softly his neck
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He was wearing his sexy pyjama.
And in came his hot little mama.
Kissing softly his neck
Coaxing 'n seducing him with a peck
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He was wearing his sexy pyjama.
And in came his hot little mama.
Kissing softly his neck
Coaxing 'n seducing him with a peck
But he would rather be with a llama.
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:laugh:
There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin'
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There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin'.
Thinkin 'bout his last Jack-o-pokin.
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He was wearing his sexy pyjama.
And in came his hot little mama.
Kissing softly his neck
Coaxing 'n seducing him with a peck
But he would rather be with a llama.
:laugh:
There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin'.
Thinkin 'bout his last Jack-o-pokin.
Then came this lass named Cassie ..
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There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin'.
Thinkin 'bout his last Jack-o-pokin.
Then came this lass named Cassie ..
She thought she'd be sassy.
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There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin',
Thinkin 'bout hislast jack-o pokin,
Then came this lass,named Cassie,
She thought she'd be sassy,
But Ennis thought, "you gotta be jokin'.
(another one, along the lines with Cassie)
I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya,
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"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya",
To which Ennis replied with a mere "Heh".
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"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya",
To which Ennis replied with a mere "Heh".
She was cute, but just not his cup of tea.
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"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya",
To which Ennis replied with a mere "Heh".
She was cute, but just not his cup of tea.
And then when he got up to go pee
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"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya".
To which Ennis replied witha a mere "Heh"
She was cute, but not just his cup of tea
And then when he got up to go pee,
He wished that she would just piss off....
(Sorry, couldnt think of a rhyme)
Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room",
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Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom
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Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom
On his shoulders, the weight of the world laid
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Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom
On his shoulders, the weight of the world laid
And for two nestled shirts he unknowingly prayed.
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Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom
On his shoulders, the weight of the world laid
And for two nestled shirts he unknowingly prayed.
Nothing could erase his overwhelming gloom.
:-\
A Happier One ...
"I done it with girls, but it aint the same,"
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I done it with girls, but it aint the same,
Each time I'm with Alma, I whisper your name!
:P
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I done it with girls, but it aint the same,
Each time I'm with Alma, I whisper your name!
You light my fire like no woman ever could,
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I done it with girls, but it aint the same,
Each time I'm with Alma, I whisper your name!
You light my fire like no woman ever could,
I say you got me - you got me good!
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I done it with girls, but it aint the same,
Each time I'm with Alma, I whisper your name!
You light my fire like no woman ever could,
I say you got me - you got me good!
I swear, I aint saying all this 'cause I just came!
8) :P
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A new one! ;D
Nervously pacing, he downed beer after beer
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Nervously pacing, he downed beer after beer,
Kept watch out the window, Jack soon would be here,
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Nervously pacing, he downed beer after beer,
Kept watch out the window, Jack soon would be here,
And when Jack arrived,
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Nervously pacing, he downed beer after beer
Kept watch out the window, Jack soon would be here
And when Jack arrived
Ennis' spirits revived
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Nervously pacing, he downed beer after beer
Kept watch out the window, Jack soon would be here
And when Jack arrived
Ennis' spirits revived
Here was the man he loved and held so dear!
:-*
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New one!
"Four years!" sighed Jack, holding Ennis tight
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"Four years!" sighed Jack, holding Ennis tight
during that steamy-hot motel-bed night
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"Four years!" sighed Jack, holding Ennis tight,
during that steamy hot motel bed night,
You know "it could always be this way"
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"Four years!" sighed Jack, holding Ennis tight,
during that steamy-hot motel-bed night.
"You know "it could always be this way.
Let's stay together - what do you say?"
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Four years!" sighed Jack, holding Ennis tight,
during that steamy-hot motel-bed night.
"You know "it could always be this way.
Let's stay together - what do you say?"
To him, nothing could be more right.
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Another: ;)
He rolled her over, did quickly what she hated,
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He rolled her over, did quickly what she hated,
She wasn't pleased but he was soon elated.
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He rolled her over, did quickly what she hated,
She wasn't pleased, but he was soon elated,
He wished it was Jack, that he was pleasin'
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He rolled her over, did quickly what she hated,
She wasn't pleased, but he was soon elated,
He wished it was Jack, that he was pleasin'
Though he couldn't think of a particular reason.
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He rolled her over, did quickly what she hated,
She wasn't pleased, but he was soon elated,
He wished it was Jack, that he was pleasin'
Though he couldn't think of a particular reason.
He fantasized 'bout Jack till he was sated.
;)
Jack was constantly bitching about the cold,
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Jack was constantly bitching about the cold,
He needed someone warm to hold,
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Jack was constantly bitching about the cold,
He needed someone warm to hold.
But Ennis too seldom took the hint
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Jack was constantly bitching about the cold,
He needed someone warm to hold.
But Ennis too seldom took the hint
Did he even consider Mexico? No he di'nt!
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Jack was constantly bitching about the cold,
He needed someone warm to hold.
But Ennis too seldom took the hint
Did he even consider Mexico? No he di'nt!
"No way!" Jack was constantly told.
>:(
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Time for a ..ahem.. Jack Nasty Limerick! 8)
"I need ya, take me now Ennis!", Jack cried
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"I need ya, take me now Ennis!", Jack cried.
"Okay then, if need be", Ennis sighed.
:laugh:
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"I need ya, take me now Ennis!", Jack cried.
"Okay then, if need be", Ennis sighed.
"Yes! The need be!" Jack frowned, "Get on it!"
::) :laugh:
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"I need ya, take me now Ennis!", Jack cried.
"Okay then, if need be", Ennis sighed.
"Yes! The need be!" Jack frowned, "Get on it!"
So Ennis, assiduously, gathered some spit...
:P
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"I need ya, take me now Ennis!", Jack cried.
"Okay then, if need be", Ennis sighed.
"Yes! The need be!" Jack frowned, "Get on it!"
So Ennis, assiduously, gathered some spit...
And mounted him, saddling up for a long ride!
8)
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There's no way you're gettin them ashes, young man,
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There's no way you're gettin them ashes, young man
They go in the plot to Uncle George and Aunt Jen!
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There's no way you're gettin them ashes, young man
They go in the plot to Uncle George and Aunt Jen!
Think you're so goddamn special
That you fancy you shall
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There's no way you're gettin them ashes, young man
They go in the plot to Uncle George and Aunt Jen!
Think you're so goddamn special
That you fancy you shall
Leave here with Jack, the hell you can!
:-\
He looked at the shirts through stinging tears,
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He looked at the shirts through stinging tears,
But nothing is as it appears.
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He looked at the shirts through stinging tears,
But nothing is as it appears.
"How could you die and leave me alone?"
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He looked at the shirts through stinging tears,
But nothing is as it appears.
"How could you die and leave me alone?
How am I to live like this," he groaned.
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He looked at the shirts through stinging tears,
But nothing is as it appears.
"How could you die, and leave me alone?"
"How am I to live like this" he groaned,
"For I loved you so much, for all those years".
The shirts, they hang on the closet door,
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The shirts, they hang on the closet door,
Reminders of a time that was no more
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The shirts they hang on the closet door,
Reminders of a time that was no more,
When Jack and Ennis had just found love,
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The shirts they hang on the closet door,
Reminders of a time that was no more,
When Jack and Ennis had just found love,
And their spirits soared with the birds above.
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The shirts they hang on the closet door,
Reminders of a time that was no more,
When Jack and Ennis had just found love,
And their spirits soared with the birds above.
The joy 'twas whispered in their hearts' core.
(Yes that was an intentional singular)
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New one! :)
The motor started up, after all
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The motor started up, after all
and Ennis felt in free fall
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The motor started up, after all
and Ennis felt in free fall.
The summer of their dreams had ended,
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The motor started up, after all
and Ennis felt in free fall.
The summer of their dreams had ended,
All would be fine he pretended,
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The motor started up, after all
and Ennis felt in free fall.
The summer of their dreams had ended,
All would be fine he pretended,
But then drove his fist into the brick wall.
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He married Alma, that day in November
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He married Alma, that day in November.
For her it was heaven, a day to remember
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He married Alma, that day in November,
For her it was heaven, a day to remember,
They honeymooned on snowy slopes,
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He married Alma, that day in November,
For her it was heaven, a day to remember,
They honeymooned on snowy slopes,
emotions mixed: Regrets and hopes
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He married Alma, that day in November,
For her it was heaven, a day to remember,
They honeymooned on snowy slopes,
Emotions mixed, regrets and hopes,
But thoughts of Jack, he could not surrender.
Was this the life that Ennis hoped for,
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Was this the life that Ennis hoped for?
No! His heart said that he needed more
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Was this the life that Ennis hoped for?
No, his heart said that he needed more,
But Jack and him had said good-bye,
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Was this the life that Ennis hoped for?
No, his heart said that he needed more,
But Jack and him had said good-bye,
for Ennis that meant:"Till we die",
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Was this the life that Ennis hoped for?
No, his heart said that he needed more,
But Jack and him had said good-bye,
for Ennis that meant:"Till we die",
Jack felt defeated, heart-broken and sore.
:-\
He staggered outta bed, peed in the sink
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He staggered outta bed, peed in the sink.
Sweet dreams of Jack better'n any shrink
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He staggered outtabed, peed in the sink,
Sweet dreams of Jack better'n any shrink,
He dreamt of a time, when love was new,
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He staggered outtabed, peed in the sink,
Sweet dreams of Jack better'n any shrink,
He dreamt of a time, when love was new,
Hormones raged, and worries were a few.
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He staggered outtabed, peed in the sink,
Sweet dreams of Jack better'n any shrink,
He dreamt of a time, when love was new,
Hormones raged, and worries were a few.
Now, the only relief was a drink...
:'(
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If you dont want my kids, I'll leave you alone,
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If you dont want my kids, I'll leave you alone,
I'm trying my best, but you just moan and groan
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If you dont want my kids, I'll leave you alone
I'm trying my best, but you just moan and groan
To tell ya the truth, you bore me my dear
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If you dont want my kids, I'll leave you alone
I'm trying my best, but you just moan and groan
To tell ya the truth, you bore me my dear.
I'm sure as heck ain't being judged by no peer.
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"If you dont want my kids, I'll leave you alone
I'm trying my best, but you just moan and groan
To tell ya the truth, you bore me my dear.
I'm sure as heck ain't being judged by no peer."
Ennis rolled off her, trying hard to ignore the 'bone'.
:P
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Alma stood at the window, watching them go
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Alma stood at the window, watching them go,
She wan't really sure if she wanted to know,
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Alma stood at the window, watching them go,
She wasn't really sure if she wanted to know,
Was there some secret love between Ennis and Jack?,
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Alma stood at the window, watching them go,
She wasn't really sure if she wanted to know,
Was there some secret love between Ennis and Jack?,
Should she stay or should she start to pack?
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Alma stood at the window, watching them go,
She wasn't really sure if she wanted to know,
Was there some secret love between Ennis and Jack?
Should she stay or should she start to pack?
Perplexed, she shed tears of deep sadness and woe.
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He was driving to Ennis, now he was free,
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He was driving to Ennis, now he was free,
They could have a life together, he would finally agree,
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He was driving to Ennis, now he was free,
They could have a life together, he would finally agree,
Little did Jack know what was in store,
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He was driving to Ennis, now he was free,
They could have a life together, he would finally agree,
Little did Jack know what was in store,
Ennis practically showed him the door,
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He was driving to Ennis, now he was free,
They could have a life together, he would finally agree,
Little did Jack know what was in store,
Ennis practically showed him the door,
And ripped Jacks heart out completely.
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Gee, this thread has been very quiet over the past few days.....Come on....where are all my fellow Limerickans.......
Heres one to start off again......
"Who's this dude, just stepped out of his truck?"
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"Who's this dude, just stepped out of his truck?"
Alone together on the mountain? Imagine my luck!
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"Who's this dude, just stepped out of his truck?"
Alone together on the mountain? Imagine my luck!
I'll sneak in a look, from under my hat,
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"Who's this dude, just stepped out of his truck?"
Alone together on the mountain? Imagine my luck!
I'll sneak in a look, from under my hat,
He sure is hot, no denying that!
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"Who's this dude, just stepped out of his truck?"
Alone togther on the mountain? Imagine my luck!
I'll sneak in a look from under my hat,
He sure is hot, no denying that,
And theres no doubt about it, that dude I'll fuck.
(sorry....i had to make it rhyme)
He's a bit of a lair, showin' off on his horse
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He's a bit of a lair, showin' off on his horse,
I sure as heck noticed, but of course!
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He's a bit of a lair, showin' off on his horse,
I sure as heck noticed, but of course,
If he rides me, like he rides that filly,
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He's a bit of a lair, showin' off on his horse,
I sure as heck noticed, but of course,
If he rides me, like he rides that filly,
You can be sure my willy won't be nilly!
;D
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He's a bit of a lair, showin' off on his horse,
I sure as heck noticed, but of course,
If he rides me, like he rides that filly,
You can be sure my willy won't be nilly!
And I will not have any remorse!
:)
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Yes, we have been quiet here lately .. Let's rev it up folks! :)
A Jack Nasty one ..
One touch from Ennis and it started to weep,
:P
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One touch from Ennis and it started to weep,
One thing was sure; they weren't getting any sleep,
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One touch from Ennis, and it started to weep,
One thing was sure;they weren't getting any sleep,
Their bodies were hot, as they tasted thier lust,
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One touch from Ennis, and it started to weep,
One thing was sure;they weren't getting any sleep,
Their bodies were hot, as they tasted their lust,
Their passion rose with every thrust...
:P
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One touch from Ennis, and it started to weep,
One thing was sure;they weren't getting any sleep,
Their bodies were hot, as they tasted their lust,
Their passion rose with every thrust...
And sated desires, deeper than deep.
(Ack! Someone else want to try?)
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A chest crushing hug and two pairs of lips meeting... :)
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A chest crushing hug and two pairs of lips meeting...
After four fucking years, it was their way of greeting,
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A chest crushing hug and two pairs of lips meeting...
After four fucking years, it was their way of greeting,
Off to a motel they sped
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A chest crushing hug and two pairs of lips meeting...
After four fucking years, it was their way of greeting,
Off to a motel they sped
intent on jouncing a bed
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A chest crushing hug and two pairs of lips meeting...
After four fucking years, it was their way of greeting,
Off to a motel they sped
intent on jouncing a bed
On their innocent wives they were cheating...
::)
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LOL! And here I was completely expecting one of the Jack Nasty endings! ;)
Let's start another one then:
So eager he knocked off Jack's hat,
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So eager he knocked off Jack's hat,
Ennis was on fire, simple as that!
:P
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So eager he knocked off Jack's hat,
Ennis was on fire, simple as that!
He trampled his toes
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So eager he knocked off Jack's hat,
Ennis was on fire, simple as that!
He trampled his toes,
And bumped into Jack's nose,
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So eager he knocked off Jack's hat,
Ennis was on fire,simple as that,
He trampled his toes,
And bumped into Jack's nose,
And his arse,with his hand,he did pat.
They pressed hard together, chest to chest,
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They pressed hard together, chest to chest,
After four long years, who would've guessed?
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They pressed hard together, chest to chest,
After four long years, who would've guessed?
A quick look down the street, then a passionate kiss
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They pressed hard together, chest to chest,
After four long years, who would've guessed?
A quick look down the street, then a passionate kiss
It musta felt like sweet, heavenly bliss!
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They pressed hard together, chest to chest,
After four long years, who would've guessed?
A quick look down the street, then a passionate kiss
It musta felt like sweet, heavenly bliss!
That night, they sure didn't get much rest.
:)
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He dont want coffee, hes waiting for me,
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He dont want coffee, he's waiting for me,
If you look out the window, you will see,
He's down there waitin, while I pack my gear,
Just look at the way, his jeans fit his rear,
How I love that man, whose waitin for me.
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Ok fellow Limerickers, time for a new one: :)
In that dark, little trailer Ennis sat,
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In that dark little trailer, Ennis sat,
In his well worn jeans, and his old straw hat,
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In that dark little trailer, Ennis sat,
In his well worn jeans, and his old straw hat,
Heart-broken and alone as ever,
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In that dark little trailer, Ennis sat,
In his well worn jeans, and his old straw hat,
Heartbroken, and alone as ever,
He thinks of Jack, now gone forever,
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In that dark little trailer, Ennis sat,
In his well worn jeans, and his old straw hat,
Heartbroken, and alone as ever,
He thought of Jack, now gone forever,
And at this thought his eyes went wet...
:'(
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Time for another JNL ..(Jack Nasty Limerick.. : :P)
Jack rolled ontop of him, his hands everywhere
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Jack rolled on top of him, his hands everywhere,
At his beautiful body, his eyes roamed and stared,
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Jack rolled on top of him, his hands everywhere,
At his beautiful body, his eyes roamed and stared,
His breath quicked as his heart raced.
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Jack rolled on top of him, his hands evrywhere,
At his beautiful body his eyes roamed and stared,
His breath quick as his heart raced,
His chest pressed, to the lover he faced,
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Jack rolled on top of him, his hands evrywhere,
At his beautiful body his eyes roamed and stared,
His breath quick as his heart raced,
His chest pressed, to the lover he faced,
He wished he could tell him how much that he cared.
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He once had a dream, of them living together
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He once had a dream, of them living together,
and they'd never let go, come hell or foul weather.
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He once had a dream, of them living together,
and they'd never let go, come hell or foul weather.
Just them two, come sun or rain.
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He once had a dream, of them living together,
and they'd never let go, come hell or foul weather.
Just them two, come sun or rain.
But reality bites, dreams get drained
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He once had a dream of them living together,
and they'd never let go, come hell or foul weather.
Just them two, come sun or rain.
But reality bites, dreams get drained.
He thought that apart their lives would be better.
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"Am I goin too fast?" she said with a smile,
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"Am I goin too fast?" she said with a smile,
"I could slow down, although I wanna run a mile".
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"Am I goin too fast?" she said with a smile,
"I could slow down, although I wanna run a mile".
"Nah, I jes' like the way you're goin", he sighed
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"Am I goin too fast?"she said with a smile,
"I could slow down, although I wanna run a mile"
"Nah, I jes like the way you're goin" he sighed,
"I want someone, who's all woman", he lied,
(This limerick, seems like its never gonna get finished}
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Finished at last:
"Am I goin too fast?"she said with a smile,
"I could slow down, although I wanna run a mile"
"Nah, I jes like the way you're goin" he sighed,
"I want someone, who's all woman", he lied, -
he kept longing for Ennis's love all the while.
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My daddy was right 'bout you rodeo men,
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My daddy was right 'bout you rodeo men,
You're all fuck-ups, now till God knows when.
:P
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My daddy was right 'bout you rodeo men,
You're all fuck-ups, now till God knows when.
Though how he knows, it's plain to me
Congratulations, Lucise, on #4100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Congratulations, Lucise, on #4100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Lee ~ Thank you! :D
My daddy was right 'bout you rodeo men,
You're all fuck-ups, now till God knows when.
Though how he knows, it's plain to me
"I can be a fuck-up Ennis! Wanna see?"
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Lee ~ Thank you! :D
My daddy was right 'bout you rodeo men,
You're all fuck-ups, now till God knows when.
Though how he knows, it's plain to me
"I can be a fuck-up Ennis! Wanna see?"
As he fell hard for Ennis again.
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New One
I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks.
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I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks.
That you didn't go robbing no banks ..
(sorry, :P)
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I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks.
That you didn't go robbing no banks,
nor was sent off a soldier either,
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I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks,
That you didnt go robbing no banks....(????)
Or that maybe, that harmonica is broke,
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Looks like Mikaela and I posted at the same time......
take your pick, on which one to continue....I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks,
That you didnt go robbing no banks....(????)
Or that maybe, that harmonica is broke,
I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks.
That you didn't go robbing no banks,
nor was sent off a soldier either,
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I'll go with the first one, coz she got my drift with the "robbing banks" line .. :P
I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks.
That you didn't go robbing no banks,
nor was sent off a soldier either,
'Cause without you, into death I'll slither..
I'd be down, in the lowest of all ranks.
Yikes! That was one wierd limerick! ;D
Time for another (easier) one ..
His dreams grew worse with every night,
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His dreams grew worse with every night,
Wishin' he had Jack's ass to bite ;)
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His dreams grew worse with every night,
Wishin' he had Jack's ass to bite.
Instead, he was fraught with worry and fear
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His dreams grew worse with every night,
Wishin' he had Jack's arse to bite,
Instead, he was frought, with worry and fear,
That someone might see, or someone would hear,
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His dreams grew worse with every night,
Wishin' he had Jack's arse to bite,
Instead, he was fraught with worry and fear,
That someone might see, or someone would hear.
I wish Ennis believed, to love Jack was his right.
ok.. :) Another ..
Alma heard when he called out Jack's name,
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Alma heard when he called out Jack's name,
Something special, something wasn't the same,
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Alma heard when he called out Jack's name,
Something special, something wasn't the same.
She wept quietly on her side of the bed,
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Alma heard when he called out Jack's name,
Something special, something wasn't the same.
She wept quietly on her side of the bed,
With an anger that made her see red
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Alma heard when he called out Jack's name,
Something special, something wasn't the same.
She wept quietly on her side of the bed,
With an anger that made her see red.
She sobbed when Ennis cried out as he came.
8)
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Alternative ending.....I was posting this line at the same time as you Lucise...
Alma heard when he called out Jack's name,
Something special, something wasn't the same.
She wept quietly on her side of the bed,
With an anger that made her see red.
She sobbed when Ennis cried out as he came.
8)
I hope that she knew, that she wasnt to blame.....
lets continue......
Why did her man, love "Jack Nasty", that way,
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Why did her man, love "Jack Nasty", that way?
I aint too certain, but I gotta say:
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Why did her man, love "Jack Nasty", that way?
I aint too certain, but I gotta say:
If I'd been that gal
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Why did her man, love "Jack Nasty" that way,
I aint too certain, but I gotta say:
If I'd been that gal
I'd be sad and confused,
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Why did her man, love "Jack Nasty" that way,
I aint too certain, but I gotta say:
If I'd been that gal
I'd be sad and confused,
And sending that cowboy away.
May I start one? Here goes...
Wyoming was much too far to go
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start as many as you like "moremojo"....keep this thread going......
Wyoming was much too far to go
But at the end of the road, there was a glow,
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Wyoming was much too far to go
But at the end of the road, there was a glow,
It beckoned, it beamed,
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Wyoming was much too far to go,
But at the end of the road, there was a glow,
It beckoned, it beamed,
For the kisses that steamed,
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Wyoming was much too far to go,
But at the end of the road, there was a glow,
It beckoned, it beamed,
For the kisses that steamed,
And lit up two hearts in the know.
How's about...
Home was once a place called Sage
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How's about...
Home was once a place called Sage
Help me out here Scott, I know your name now, cause i just read your blog.....anyway, have I missed something....where the bloody hell is Sage...was it in the movie?....
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Sage (in the short story) is where Ennis hails from, near the Utah border, and far soiuth in Wyoming.
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Home was once a place called Sage
That held him like a gilded cage
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Home was once a place called Sage,
That held him like a gilded cage,
He lost his folks, on one bad turn,
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Home was once a place called Sage,
That held him like a gilded cage,
He lost his folks, on one bad turn,
And self-reliance he had to learn,
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Home was once a place called Sage,
That held him like a gilded cage,
He lost his folks, on one bad turn,
And self reliance he had to learn,
As sadness sometimes turned to rage.
He met a girl, when all alone,
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He met a girl, when all alone,
And thought his stint at bliss to hone
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He met a girl, when all alone,
And thought his stint at bliss to hone
It was, after all, what was expected
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He met a girl when all alone,
And thought his stint at bliss to hone,
It was, after all, what was expected,
A love with Jack, he had rejected,
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He met a girl when all alone,
And thought his stint at bliss to hone,
It was, after all, what was expected,
A love with Jack, he had rejected,
Thus he tarried in his comfort zone.
Trying another...
Lureen Newsome was a girl with money
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Lureen Newsome was a girl with money
A smile like sunshine and lips like honey
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Lureen Newsome was a girl with money
A smile like sunshine and lips like honey
Deftly she caressed and cajoled
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Lureen Newsome was a girl with money
A smile like sunshine and lips like honey
Deftly she caressed and cajoled
Young Jack against his better judgment
Until she had obtained his semen't
And his promise to have and to hold!
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Hey "Front" you cheated.............now start another one....... 8)
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I got carried away... 8)
Okay here's something
Two boys went up to the summit
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Two boys went up to the summit
From those snowy heights they strove not to plummet
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Two boys went up to the summit,
From those snowy heights they strove not to plummet,
They made love in the tent,
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Two boys went up to the summit,
From those snowy heights they strove not to plummet,
They made love in the tent,
And lay there quite spent,
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Two boys went up to the summit,
From those snowy heights they strove not to plummet,
They made love in the tent,
And lay there quite spent,
So happy they'd finally done it!
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Ennis jumped on his horse in a flurry,
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Ennis jumped on his horse in a flurry,
To rush from the camp in a hurry,
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Ennis jumped on his horse in a flurry,
To rush from the camp in a hurry,
Leaving Jack in due course
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Ennis jumped on his horse in a flurry,
To rush from the camp in a hurry,
Leaving Jack in due course
And with a twinge of remorse,
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Ennis jumped on his horse in a flurry,
To rush from the camp in a hurry,
Leaving Jack in due course,
And with a twinge of remorse,
Cause he didnt want Ennis to worry.
"I aint queer, Ennis said
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"I aint queer," Ennis said
Though it's clear it was all in his head
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"I aint queer," Ennis said
Though it's clear it was all in his head
His heart raced to the beat of another tune
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"I aint queer," Ennis said
Though it's clear it was all in his head
His heart raced to the beat of another tune
He was to discover that quite soon.
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"I aint queer," Ennis said
Though it's clear it was all in his head
His heart raced to the beat of another tune
He was to discover that quite soon.
'Cause Jack sure was great in bed.
:P
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They went skinny-dipping in the lake ..
;)
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They went skinny-dipping in the lake,
To cool them off, after the love they did make,
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They went skinny-dipping in the lake,
To cool them off, after the love they did make,
The sight of naked Jack got Ennis hot..
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They went skinny-dipping in the lake,
To cool them off, after the love they did make,
The sight of naked Jack got Ennis hot..
And thus did his manhood swell quite a lot,
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They went skinny-dipping in the lake,
To cool them off, after the love they did make,
The sight of naked Jack got Ennis hot..
And thus did his manhood swell quite a lot,
So they f*cked until morning did break...
::)
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looks like we are getting into the "nasty" ones again....
He felt Jack's hand,where a man aint been,
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He felt Jack's hand,where a man aint been,
And felt torn for what he sensed to be sin,
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He felt Jack's hand,where a man aint been,
And felt torn for what he sensed to be sin,
But Jack's touch felt so good ..
;)
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He felt Jack's hand,where a man ain't been,
And felt torn for what he sensed to be sin,
But Jack's touch felt so good
He was soon sporting wood...
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He felt Jack's hand,where a man ain't been,
And felt torn for what he sensed to be sin,
But Jack's touch felt so good
He was soon sporting wood...
In a little while, he was out and in ..
8) That was a limerick of the Jack Nasty variety!
Continued ..
Jack groaned as a fist hit the ground ..
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Jack groaned as a fist hit the ground...
Behind him, Ennis started to pound.
((Goodness, more Jack Nasty limericks? Well they are supposed to be dirty anyway.))
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Jack groaned as a fist hit the ground...
Behind him, Ennis started to pound.
Both thought 'Weren't never like this...'
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Jack groaned as a fist hit the ground...
Behind him, Ennis started to pound.
Both thought 'Weren't never like this...'
Amidst all the frenzy, they forgot they could kiss,
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Jack groaned as a fist hit the ground...
Behind him, Ennis started to pound.
Both thought 'Weren't never like this...'
Amidst all the frenzy, they forgot they could kiss,
Shortly after, they were ready for another round ...
;)
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Another?
They lay naked as babies in the mountain air,
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They lay naked as babies in the mountain air,
One was brunette, the other was fair
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They lay naked as babies in the mountain air,
One was brunette, the other was fair
Together they lay in a passionate embrace
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They lay naked as babies in the mountain air,
One was brunette, the other was fair
Together they lay in a passionate embrace
One covered with kisses the other one's face
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They lay naked as babies in the mountain air,
One was brunette, the other was fair
Together they lay in a passionate embrace
One covered with kisses the other one's face
Both feeling with the world they hadn't a care.
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This aint no ones business but ours
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This aint no ones business but ours
On the mountain, it's just us and the stars
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This aint no ones business but ours
On the mountain, it's just us and the stars
The sheep are dumb, they won't talk
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This aint no ones business but ours
On the mountain, it's just us and the stars
The sheep are dumb, they won't talk
And there's no one to stalk
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This aint no ones business but ours
On the mountain, it's just us and the stars
The sheep are dumb, they won't talk
And there's no one to stalk
And this tent sure beats the heck out of bars!
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Another :)
As they warshed, Ennis scrubbed Jack's back,
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As they warshed, Ennis scrubbed Jack's back,
Thinkin' about getting him back in the sack,
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As they warshed, Ennis scrubbed Jack's back,
Thinkin' about getting him back in the sack,
Mountain-fed water ran cool;
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As they warshed, Ennis scrubbed Jack's back,
Thinkin' about getting him back in the sack,
Mountain-fed water ran cool;
Soon Jack was a shivering fool.
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As they warshed, Ennis scrubbed Jack's back,
Thinkin' about getting him back in the sack,
Mountain-fed water ran cool;
Soon Jack was a shivering fool.
Since Ennis's warmth he did lack.
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Face to face they did press on each other,
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Face to face they did press on each other,
In spirit and fate they were brother to brother,
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Face to face they did press on each other,
In spirit and fate they were brother to brother,
Sweet kisses, soft whispers they shared
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Face to face they did press on each other,
In spirit and fate they were brother to brother,
Sweet kisses, soft whispers they shared
Making no secret of how much they cared
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Face to face, they did press on each other,
In spirit and fate, they were brother to brother,
Soft kisses, so whispers they shared,
Making no secret of how much they cared,
Just being in love, and with one another....
***perfect****...(i love this one)
ok heres another....
How can this be "wrong", when it feels so right?
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How can this be "wrong", when it feels so right?
Lying beside you throughout the long night
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How can this be wrong when it feels so right?
Lying beside you throughout the long night
with lovely invasions
to suit all occasions
never were stars and moon half so bright.
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The feel of fleet fist cuts to the quick,
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The feel of fleet fist cuts to the quick,
Feeling the blood on his lips, he did lick,
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The feel of fleet fist cuts to the quick,
Feeling the blood on his lips, he did lick,
He spat in contempt; he clasped his hurt head,
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The feel of fleet fist, cuts to the quick,
Feeling the blood on his lips, he did lick,
He spat in contempt, he clasped his hurt head,
He wiped on his shirt, the more that he bled,
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The feel of fleet fist, cuts to the quick,
Feeling the blood on his lips, he did lick,
He spat in contempt, he clasped his hurt head,
He wiped on his shirt, the more that he bled,
The pain in his mind to stick.
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Jack picked up the shirt, and hid it away,
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Jack picked up the shirt, and hid it away,
Awaiting that moment, upon some sweet day,
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Jack picked up the shirt, and hid it away,
Awaiting that moment, upon some sweet day,
When he'd be again in his lover's arms
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Jack picked up the shirt, and hid it away,
Awaiting that moment, upon some sweet day,
When he'd be again in his lover's arms
Freed of all worries and alarms,
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Jack picked up his shirt, and hid it away,
Awaiting the moment, upon some sweet day,
When he'd be again in his lover's arms,
Freed of all worries, and all alarms,
The day they accepted, they truely were gay.
The two shirts together, as Ennis did find,
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The two shirts together, as Ennis did find,
Spoke of passion, hope and love left behind ..
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The two shirts together, as Ennis did find,
Spoke of passion, hope and love left behind ..
Thus did a window onto Jack's soul open
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The two shirts together, as Ennis did find,
Spoke of passion, hope and a love left behind,
Thus did a window onto Jack's soul open,
Words of love, that were left unspoken,
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The two shirts together, as Ennis did find,
Spoke of passion, hope and a love left behind,
Thus did a window onto Jack's soul open,
Words of love, that were left unspoken,
A love he felt with heart, body and mind.
:)
I'll start a wacky one ..
About the Thanksgiving Turkey, Bobby did whine
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About the Thanksgiving turkey, Bobby did whine,
You want me to eat, and its football time,
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About the Thanksgiving turkey, Bobby did whine,
You want me to eat, and its football time,
Can't I wait, so as the game to follow,
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About the Thanksgiving turkey, Bobby did whine,
You want me to eat, and it's football time,
Can't I wait, so as the game to follow,
Or sit by the set and watch and swallow?
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About Thanksgiving turkey, Bobby did whine,
You want me to eat, and its football time,
Can't I wait, so as the game to follow,
Or sit by the set, and watch and swalow,
Help me please, please Grampa o' mine.
Sit down you old son of a', Jack did yell,
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Sit down you old son of a', Jack did yell,
By the tense silence, you'd think a tree had fell,
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Sit down you old son of a'..., Jack did yell,
By the tense silence, you'd think a tree had fell,
Bobby sat upright, while Laureen had as smile,
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Sit down you old son of a'..., Jack did yell,
By the tense silence, you'd think a tree had fell,
Bobby sat upright, while Laureen had a smile,
Jack was shaking with anger all the while
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Sit down you old son of a'..., Jack did yell,
By the tense silence, you'd think a tree had fell,
Bobby sat upright, while Laureen had a smile,
Jack was shaking with anger all the while
Not sensing the nearing death knell.
A little allusion (to which I do not necessarily subscribe) that L.D. bore some responsibility in Jack's death.
A new one...
Wind River Valley gave Ennis safe berth
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Wind River Valley gave Ennis safe berth
To spend time with Jack, his soulmate on Earth
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Wind River Valley gave Ennis safe berth
To spend time with Jack, his soulmate on Earth
Up on the high country they sometimes would ride
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Wind River Valley gave Ennis safe berth
To spend time with Jack, his soulmate on Earth
Up on the high country they sometimes would ride
Who was the happiest they could not decide
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Wind River Valley gave Ennis safe berth
To spend time with Jack, his soulmate on Earth
Up on the high country they sometimes would ride
Who was the happiest they could not decide
So they smiled upon each other's mirth!
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Another? ;D
Ennis held Jack's postcard in his hand,
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Ennis held Jack's postcard in his hand,
Sent his mind racing back to that bitter, bright land,
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Ennis held Jack's postcard in his hand,
Sent his mind racing back to that bitter, bright land,
When they flew together in the euphoric air
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Ennis held Jack's postcard in his hand,
Sent his mind racing back to that bitter, bright land,
When they flew together in the euphoric air
With the wind 'neath their wings and not a care
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Ennis held Jack's postcard in his hand,
Sent his mind racing back to that bitter, bright land,
When they flew together in the euphoric air
With the wind 'neath their wings and not a care
Their hearts with sweet love to brand.
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"You Bet" he wrote back, and his heart skipped a beat,
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"You Bet" he wrote back, and his heart skipped a beat,
His excitement grew, he felt like he was in heat..
lol..
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"You Bet!" he wrote back, and his heart skipped a beat,
His excitement grew, felt like he was in heat,
Told Alma about him, his fishin' bud Jack,
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"You Bet!" he wrote back, and his heart skipped a beat,
His excitement grew, felt like he was in heat,
Told Alma about him, his fishin' bud Jack,
How they'd play and roll around in the sack
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"You Bet!" he wrote back, and his heart skipped a beat,
His excitement grew, felt like he was in heat,
Told Alma about him, his fishin' bud Jack,
How they'd play and roll around in the sack
and every moment with Jack was a joyous treat.
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How about:
The Mexican street swarmed with activity
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(I can see this one turning into a real "nasty)
The Mexican street, swarmed with activity,
Jack roamed the alleyways, looking for gaeity,
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The Mexican street, swarmed with activity,
Jack roamed the alleyways, looking for gaeity,
A tall, handsome amigo, sad Jack was looking to meet
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The Mexican street, swarmed with activity,
Jack roamed the alleyways, looking for gaeity,
A tall, handsome amigo, sad Jack was looking to meet
When he spotted a tasty young Mexican treat
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The Mexican street swarmed with activity,
Jack roamed the alleyways, looking for gaeity,
A tall, handsome amigo, sad Jack was looking to meet
When he spotted a tasty young Mexican treat,
To hell with Ennis' insensitivity!
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Another: :)
Every time Monroe saw Alma, his heart skipped a beat
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Every time Monroe saw Alma, his heart skipped a beat
Either that or he was trippin' over his feet.
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Every time Monroe saw Alma, his heart skipped a beat
Either that or he was trippin' over his feet.
He thought, 'Too bad she's stuck with Malboro man,
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Every time Monroe saw Alma, his heart skipped a beat
Either that or he was trippin' over his feet.
He thought, 'Too bad she's stuck with Malboro man,
Cause if'n she weren't, I'd ask for her hand.'
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Everytime Monroe saw Alma, his heart skipped a beat,
Either that or he was trippin', all over his feet,
He thought "too bad, she's stuck with Marlboro Man" (thats funny)
"Cause if'n she weren't, I'd ask for her hand,
Making love, without pushing her face in the sheet. (naughty)
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A new one: :)
The car had to be home by midnight
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The car had to be home by midnight
So she had to keep Jack in her sight.
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The car had to be home by midnight
So she had to keep Jack in her sight.
When Jack tried to escape
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The car had to be home by midnight
So she had to keep Jack in her sight.
When Jack tried to escape
Her game plan took shape...
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The car had to be home by midnight
So she had to keep Jack in her sight.
When Jack tried to escape
Her game plan took shape...
And he gave in with nary a fight.
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ANother: :)
Dear Jack .. I miss you something awful
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Dear Jack .. I miss you something awful
Our love was so true, though unlawful
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Dear Jack...I miss you something awful,
Our love was so true, although unlawful,
I miss your smile, I miss your touch,
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Dear Jack...I miss you something awful,
Our love was so true, although unlawful,
I miss your smile, I miss your touch,
All I want is you, I need you so much.
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Dear Jack.....I miss you something awful,
Our love was so true, although unlawful,
I miss your smile, I miss your touch,
All I want is you, I miss you so much,
To share our love, this love so beautiful.
I Swear Jack, I Swear, if I had my time over,
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I Swear Jack, I Swear, if I had my time over,
You'd be my one and only lover.
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I Swear Jack, I Swear, if I had my time over,
You'd be my one and only lover.
We'd cherish each moment, so tender and true,
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I Swear Jack, I Swear if I had my time over,
You'd be my one and only lover,
We'd cherish each moment so tender and true,
I'd not be afraid, to say "I love you",
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I Swear Jack, I Swear if I had my time over,
You'd be my one and only lover,
We'd cherish each moment so tender and true,
I'd not be afraid, to say "I love you",
And near you I'd always hover.
A new one...
The sun set red on the mountain that night,
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The sun set red on the mountain that night
When Jack softly whispered: "S'alright, s'alright!"
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The sun set red on the mountain that night
When Jack softly whispered: "S'alright, s'alright!".
His words did steady Ennis' pounding heart,
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The sun set red on the mountain that night,
When Jack softly whispered, "S'alright, S'alright",
His words did steady Ennis's pounding heart,
He knew he would never want to part,
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The sun set red on the mountain that night,
When Jack softly whispered, "S'alright, S'alright",
His words did steady Ennis's pounding heart,
He knew he would never want to part,
And for this man 'til death he would fight.
Gosh... lump in throat... *swallows hard*.
As Jack gazed at his sleeping lover's face
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As Jack gazed at his sleeping lover's face
He was overwhelmed by such beauty and grace
:)
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As Jack gazed at his sleeping lover's face,
He was overwhelmed by such beauty and grace,
He looked at his eyes so peacefully still,
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As Jack gazed at his sleeping lover's face,
He was overwhelmed by such beauty and grace,
He looked at his eyes so peacefully still,
And down in his pants little Jack went uphill...
;)
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As Jack gazed at his sleeping lover's face,
He was overwhelmed by such beauty and grace.
He looked at his eyes so peacefully still,
And down in his pants little Jack went uphill.
And from that moment on both won the race.
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Shall we? ;)
The boys drank whiskey in the pale moonlight,
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The boys drank whiskey in the pale moonlight,
both too tired to put up a fight.
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The boys drank whiskey in the pale moonlight,
both too tired to put up a fight.
At last, Ennis ended up on all fours
:P
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The boys drank whiskey in the pale moonlight,
both too tired to put up a fight.
At last, Ennis ended up on all fours
And Jack, still lonely, retreated indoors.
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The boys drank whiskey in the pale moonlight,
Both too tired to put up a fight,
At last, Ennis ended up on all fours,
And Jack, still lonely, retreated indoors,
As Ennis settled down for a cold cold night.
Jack said, "Ennis, get your arse in here",
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Jack said, "Ennis, get your arse in here",
"It's gettin' awful cold in this tent my dear"
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Jack said, "Ennis, get your arse in here",
"It's gettin' awful cold in this tent my dear
And I know your body'll make it warm."
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Jack said "Ennis, get your arse in here",
"Its gettin' awful cold in this tent, my dear",
"And I know your body'll make it warm",
"Just thinkin' gives me a red hot horn" (sorry, needed a rhyme)
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Jack said "Ennis, get your arse in here",
"Its gettin' awful cold in this tent, my dear",
"And I know your body'll make it warm",
"Just thinkin' gives me a red hot horn"
"And with me guiding you, you need not fear."
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The cuddled up, no thoughts of desire,
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The cuddled up, no thoughts of desire,
Just cozy and warm lying next to the fire,
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They cuddled up, no thoughts of desire,
Just cozy and warm lying next to the fire.
They relaxed in each other's arms.
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They cuddled up, no thoughts of desire,
Just cozy and warm lying next to the fire.
They relaxed in each other's arms.
Having no worries, freed of alarms,
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They cuddled up, no thoughts of desire,
Just cozy and warm, lying next to the fire,
They relaxed in each others arms,
Having no worries, freed of alarms,
Together, they knew, they would never tire.
When Ennis felt Jack's hand on his most private parts,
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When Ennis felt Jack's hand on his most private parts,
Little did he know they were two loving hearts
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When Ennis felt Jack's hand on his most private parts,
Little did he know they were two loving hearts
His heart raced, his arousal grew
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When Ennis felt Jack's hand on his most private parts,
Little did he know they were two loving hearts
His heart raced, his arousal grew
His manhood strained for its goal so true
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When Ennis felt Jack's hand on his most private parts,
Little did he know, they were two loving hearts,
His heart raced, his arousal grew,
His manhood strained, for its goal so true,
And from that moment on, their love story starts.
He felt his breath, he felt his body,
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He felt his breath, he felt his body,
His mien was calm, sweet, never haughty,
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He felt his breath, he felt his body,
His mien was calm,sweet, never haugty,
The tender touch, the lasting kiss,
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He felt his breath, he felt his body,
His mien was calm,sweet, never haugty,
The tender touch, the lasting kiss,
The gentle caress, what heavenly bliss!
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He felt his breath, he felt his body,
His mien was calm,sweet, never haugty,
The tender touch, the lasting kiss,
The gentle caress, what heavenly bliss!
So he decided tonight to be naughty.
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Trying another...
The wind flew cold and dry over Lightning Flat's plain,
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Trying another...
The wind flew cold and dry over Lightning Flat's plain,
As Ennis drove to Jack boyhood home in grief and pain
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The wind flew cold and dry over Lightning Flat's plain,
As Ennis drove to Jack's boyhood home in grief and pain
He wondered how he'd like meeting Ma and Pa Twist
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The wind flew cold and dry over Lightning Flat's plain,
As Ennis drove to Jack's boyhood home in grief and pain
He wondered how he'd like meeting Ma and Pa Twist
Went saw his room, he knew what Jack felt for him was not in jest.
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The wind flew cold and dry over Lightning Flat's plain,
As Ennis drove to Jack's boyhood home in grief and pain
He wondered how he'd like meeting Ma and Pa Twist
Went saw his room, he knew what Jack felt for him was not in jest.
Then went home to make his trailer a fane.
How's about...
Alma knew nothing of the mountain
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Alma knew nothing of the mountain
Ennis did his best to maintain
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A friendly comment to jpwagoneer1964 .. 8)
Instead of quoting the previous post, could you copy and paste it into yours?
Makes it easier for the person posting after you. ;)
Cheers!
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Alma knew nothing of the mountain
Ennis did his best to maintain
A false front, bolstered by fear,
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Alma knew nothing of the mountain
Ennis did his best to maintain
A false front, bolstered by fear,
Hiding the love he held so dear.
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Alma knew nothing of the mountain
Ennis did his best to maintain
A false front, bolstered by fear,
Hiding the love he held so dear.
While dreaming of bluebirds and a nice whiskey fountain.
Let's try this...
Aguirre was head honcho in Signal
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Aguirre was head honcho in Signal
With much more flora then fennel
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Aguirre was head honcho in Signal
With much more flora then fennel
But what he turned out to be
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Aguirre was head honcho in Signal
With much more flora then fennel
But what he turned out to be
Was a man so ornery
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Aguirre was head honcho in Signal,
With much more flora than fennell,
But what he turned out to be
Was a man so onery,
That his path was just one way to hell.
Why's a man got such hatred inside him?
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Why's a man got such hatred inside him?
Does he fear something when looking at them?
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Why's a man got such hatred inside him?
Does he fear something when looking at them?
Does he think it is wrong to love so deep?
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Why's a man got such hatred inside him?
Does he fear something when looking at them?
Does he think it is wrong to love so deep?
To make sweet love instead of tending sheep?
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Why's a man got such hatred inside him?
Does he fear something when looking at them?
Does he think it is wrong to love so deep?
To make sweet love instead of tending sheep?
Damn right! He must be callous or just plain dim!
Another:
'Brokeback is all we got, that I know
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'Brokeback is all we got, that I know
Cant make August, and we got into a row
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Brokeback is all we got, that I know,
Cant make August, and we got into a row,
Jack said to me "I wish I could quit you",
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Brokeback is all we got, that I know,
Cant make August, and we got into a row,
Jack said to me "I wish I could quit you",
Ah feel ta my knees, worst hurt Ah ever knew.
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Brokeback is all we got, that I know,
Cant make August, and we got into a row,
Jack said to me "I wish I could quit you",
Ah fell ta my knees, worst hurt Ah ever knew.
And out burst those feelings I could never show...
:-\
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that last limerick, was one of the best.......
"Cant stand this no more" he said thru his tears,
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Since 2 limericks were started ... we can do both at once .. ;)
"Cant stand this no more" he said thru his tears,
As he let out all the anguish of the years
-----*-----*
A lone cowboy arrives in Signal Wyoming,
Clouds in the sky and a cold wind blowing,
Then along came a lad from Lightnin Flat
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Cant stand this no more" he said thru his tears,
As he let out all the anguish of the years
Jack’s gentle hand cradled his head
Ennis found comfort for the tears he shed
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A lone cowboy arrives in Signal Wyoming,
Clouds in the sky and a cold wind blowing,
Then along came a lad from Lightnin Flat
In a well-worn shirt and a fine black hat
Became so much more than wild oats sowing
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Cant stand this no more" he said thru his tears,
As he let out all the anguish of the years
Jack’s gentle hand cradled his head
Ennis found comfort for the tears he shed
Although they could'nt save him from his fears ..
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Another: :)
"If only I could tell you how I feel,
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"If only I could tell you how I feel,
Only when Ah'm here with ya is real
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"If only I could tell you how I feel,
Only when Ah'm here with ya is real.
Being with you makes me high
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"If only I cfouold telkl y7ou how i feel,
Only when Ah'm here with you is real.
Being with you makrs me high--
There is no earth, there is no sky--
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One more then I'll let someone else start .. :P
Ennis hungrily scraped the beans from the can,
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"If only I could tell you how I feel,
Only when Ah'm here with you is real.
Being with you makrs me high--
There is no earth, there is no sky--
This ain't no one shot deal
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Ennis hungrily scraped the beans from the can,
“That’s the kind o’ food puts heart in a man.”
On this mountain two hearts, two men were one
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Ennis hungrily scraped the beans from the can,
“That’s the kind o’ food puts heart in a man.”
On this mountain two hearts, two men were one
Chased each other in the summer sun
Bodies warmed in the rays, skins became tan.
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A new one! :)
Whenever Jack gave Ennis that look
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Whenever Jack gave Ennis that look
Back at him a widening grin was all it took
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Whenever Jack gave Ennis that look
Back at him a widening grin was all it took,
To make Ennis' heart pound hard and fast
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Whenever Jack gave Ennis that look
Back at him a widening grin was all it took,
To make Ennis' heart pound hard and fast
Flesh to flesh with a yearning so vast
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Whenever Jack gave Ennis that look
Back at him a widening grin was all it took,
To make Ennis' heart pound hard and fast
Flesh to flesh with a yearning so vast,
He felt weak, exposed like an open book.
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Jack offered Ennis the bottle of whiskey,
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Jack offered Ennis the bottle of whiskey,
Warming his heart, Ennis felt less risky.
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Jack offered Ennis the bottle of whiskey,
Warming his heart, Ennis felt less risky.
The bottle was a prelude to other pleasures,
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ack offered Ennis the bottle of whiskey,
Warming his heart, Ennis felt less risky.
The bottle was a prelude to other pleasures,
To become as one beyond all measures
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Jack offered Ennis the bottle of whiskey,
Warming his heart, Ennis felt less risky.
The bottle was a prelude to other pleasures,
To become as one beyond all measures
And to get there while being frisky!
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In 1963 two cowbays began a journey
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In 1963, two cowbays began a journey,
And took us with them, you and me
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In 1963, two cowboys began a journey,
And took us with them, you and me
We wander seeking the heart's horizon,
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In 1963, two cowboys began a journey,
And took us with them, you and me
We wander seeking the heart's horizon,
We saw them together heart and soul with vision
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In 1963, two cowboys began a journey,
And took us with them, you and me
We wander seeking the heart's horizon,
We saw them together heart and soul with vision
And we all, cowboys or no, yearn to be free.
A new one...
The mountain air rang clear with the Christian hymn,
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The mountain air rang clear with the Christian hymn,
Each looked at the other, so glad to be with him.
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The mountain air rang clear with the Christian hymn,
Each looked at the other, so glad to be with him.
Jack's voice was ragged, raw, but true,
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The mountain air rang clear with the Christian hymn,
Each looked at the other, so glad to be with him.
Jack's voice was ragged, raw, but true,
To Ennis's ear it sounded so sweet and new
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The mountain air rang clear with the Christian hymn,
Each looked at the other, so glad to be with him.
Jack's voice was ragged, raw, but true,
To Ennis's ear it sounded so sweet and new
This secret joy which neither space nor time could dim.
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Long before sunrse red and white Ford pickup comes to lfe.
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Long before sunrise red and white Ford pickup comes to life.
An air of expectation, peaceful, no strife--
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Long before sunrise red and white Ford pickup comes to life.
An air of expectation, peaceful, no strife--
Childress, Texas in the rear view making it's way north
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Long before sunrise red and white Ford pickup comes to life.
An air of expectation, peaceful, no strife--
Childress, Texas in the rear view making it's way north
One man's restless heart wanting more, going forth,
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Long before sunrise red and white Ford pickup comes to life.
An air of expectation, peaceful, no strife--
Childress, Texas in the rear view making it's way north
One man's restless heart wanting more, going forth,
Destination reached, Hearts, bodies embrace as one, veiwed by wife.
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Ennis picked up the card stamped 'Deceased',
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Ennis picked up the card stamped 'Deceased',
In the blink of an eye, his world had ceased
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Ennis picked up the card stamped 'Deceased',
In the blink of an eye, his world had ceased.
He stood there, silent, knew not what to do.
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Ennis picked up the card stamped 'Deceased',
In the blink of an eye, his world had ceased.
He stood there, silent, knew not what to do
How it had happened he had not a clue
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Ennis picked up the card stamped 'Deceased',
In the blink of an eye, his world had ceased.
He stood there, silent, knew not what to do
How it had happened he had not a clue
Only with Jack had his heart been released.
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The Newsomes were famous in their part of Texas
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The Newsomes were famous in their part of Texas,
As far as an income, they had well in excess,
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The Newsomes were famous in their part of Texas,
As far as an income, they had well in excess,
For all their wealth, in their midst was an unknown treasure,
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The Newsomes were famous in their part of Texas,
As far as an income, they had well in excess,
For all their wealth, in their midst was an unknown treasure,
Married into their family was a man without measure.
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The Newsomes were famous in their part of Texas,
As far as an income, they had well in excess,
For all their wealth, in their midst was an unknown treasure,
Married into their family was a man without measure.
Whose bounty of heart was fathomless.
Let's try this one...
Jack's music was sour in sound but in spirit sweet,
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Jack's music was sour in sound but in spirit sweet,
He sang his heart out like a gentle doe in heat.
:P
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Jack's music was sour in sound but in spirit sweet,
He sang his heart out like a gentle doe in heat.
Heeding the song stood a stag in rut,
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Jack's music was sour in sound but in spirit sweet,
He sang his heart out like a gentle doe in heat.
Heeding the song stood a stag in rut,
because He couldn't help but notice
the gentle doe's butt
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How about this one?
Jack and Ennis, Ennis and Jack
Jack loved Ennis and Ennis loved back
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Jack and Ennis, Ennis and Jack
Jack loved Ennis and Ennis loved back
They never spoke the word
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Jack and Ennis, Ennis and Jack,
Jack loved Ennis, and Ennis loved back,
They never spoke the word,
But though unspoken, it was heard,
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Jack and Ennis, Ennis and Jack,
Jack loved Ennis, and Ennis loved back,
They never spoke the word,
But though unspoken, it was heard,
The fierce fire between them will never lack.
I had thought of
Even when Ennis gave Jack a wack.
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Never enough time, never enough
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Never enough time, never enough,
For lovin' and kissin', and all sweet stuff,
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Never enough time, never enough,
For lovin' and kissin', and all sweet stuff,
But a tent, in the mountians by a stream
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Never enough time, never enough,
For lovin' and kissin', and all sweet stuff,
But a tent, in the mountians by a stream
an embrace and a kiss
as two lover's dream
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Looking back, I still see you smile
I want to stay, if just for awhile
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Looking back, I still see you smile
I want to stay, if just for awhile
Stay in my dreams, watch over me.
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Looking back, I see you smile,
I want to stay, if just for a while,
Stay in my dreams, watch over me,
Unlock my heart, set me free,
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Looking back, I see you smile,
I want to stay, if just for a while,
Stay in my dreams, watch over me,
Unlock my heart, set me free,
Every moment together worth every mile.
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Err...!!! Too late!
That's what I was just about to post... ::)
Looking back, I see you smile,
I want to stay, if just for a while,
Stay in my dreams, watch over me,
Unlock my heart, set me free,
But please, let us not close that file!
:-\
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He phoned his wife, to hear the news,
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He phoned his wife, to hear the news,
Oh damn! How had this guy the blues!
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He phoned his wife, to hear the news,
Oh damn! How had this guy the blues!
How could this be, no more Jack,
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He phoned his wife, to hear the news,
Oh damn! How had this guy the blues!
How could this be, no more Jack,
He thought: "I want my cowboy back!"
::)
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He phoned his wife, to hear the news,
Oh damn! How had this guy the blues!
How could this be, no more Jack,
He thought: "I want my cowboy back!"
And, heart sinking, had no more to lose.
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Heath and Jake showed us Ennis and Jack
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Heath and Jake showed us Ennis and Jack
Those guys can act like a duck can quack
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Heath and Jake showed us Ennis and Jack
Those guys can act like a duck can quack
They gave Ennsi and Jack their all
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Heath and Jake showed us Ennis and Jack,
Those guys can act, like a duck can quack,
They gave Ennis and Jack their all,
When Ang asked, they answered the call,
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Heath and Jake showed us Ennis and Jack,
Those guys can act, like a duck can quack,
They gave Ennis and Jack their all,
When Ang asked, they answered the call,
They gave us a treasure, not just horses 'n tack
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Anne and Michelle made their own contribution
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Anne and Michelle made their own contribution
Alma and Lureen gave Ennis and Jack convention
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Anne and Michelle made their own contribution
Alma and Lureen gave Ennis and Jack convention
And were lovely and true in their way
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Anne and Michelle made their own contribution,
Alma and Laureen gave Ennis and Jack convention,
And were lovely and true in their own way,
But there was never a way, these two boys could stay,
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Anne and Michelle made their own contribution,
Alma and Laureen gave Ennis and Jack convention,
And were lovely and true in their own way,
But there was never a way, these two boys could stay,
Away from each other, in true hearts' fusion.
Shall I start another?...
Bears were the least of the mountain's dangers
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Bears were the least of the mountain's dangers,
Patrolling the mountain, were armed rangers
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Bears were the least of the mountain's dangers,
Patrolling the mountain, were armed rangers
Who could catch a couple of lads unawares
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Bears were the least of the mountain's dangers,
Patrolling the mountain, were armed rangers
Who could catch a couple of lads unawares
In each others arms in all their cares
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Bears were the least of the mountain's dangers,
Patrolling the mountain, were armed rangers
Who could catch a couple of lads unawares
In each others arms in all their cares
Rocking softly like little bairns in mangers.
Kinda lame but it is a hard one to rhyme .. ;D
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Milli, you deserve extra points for using the word 'bairns'. I haven't come across that one since reading The Water Babies.
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Milli, you deserve extra points for using the word 'bairns'. I haven't come across that one since reading The Water Babies.
I love Old English words! ;)
Time for another:
His hands trembled as he held the postcard
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His hands trembled as he held the postcard
Leaving Brokeback had been so hard
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His hands trembled as he held the postcard
Leaving Brokeback had been so hard
his heart raced as he thought of Jack
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His hands trembled as he held the postcard
Leaving Brokeback had been so hard
his heart raced as he thought of Jack
Could it really be that Jack was coming back
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His hands trembled as he held the postcard
Leaving Brokeback had been so hard
his heart raced as he thought of Jack
Could it really be that Jack was coming back
And of hope, and joy, he retrieved a shard.
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Gees I leave here for 30minutes, and theres two more completed limericks all ready.....everybody is in fine poet mood today.......
Heres a starter for another one.......
They were all alone, where no one could see,
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They were all alone, where no one could see,
Jack thinking, here in these mountains just him an me.
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They were all alone, where no one could see,
Jack thinking: here in these mountains just him an me.
Just how do I get him to stay here tonight?
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They were all alone, where no one could see,
Jack thinking: here in these mountains just him an me.
Just how do I get him to stay here tonight?
Some whiskey, some bright smiles, - I'll make 'im feel right!
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They were all alone, where no one could see,
Jack thinking: here in these mountains just him an me.
Just how do I get him to stay here tonight?
Some whiskey, some bright smiles, - I'll make 'im feel right!
Let's see what I'm gonna set free...
;)
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How about
June 1963 a very cold moonlit night.
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June 1963 a very cold moonlit night
For young Jack it had been love at first sight
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June 1963 a very cold moonlit night
For young Jack it had been love at first sight
Ennis was happier that he'd ever been.
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June 1963 a very cold moonlit night
For young Jack it had been love at first sight
Ennis was happier than he'd ever been
He smiled like a pumpkin on Halloween
;D
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June 1963 a very cold moonlit night
For young Jack it had been love at first sight
Ennis was happier than he'd ever been
He smiled like a pumpkin on Halloween.
They came to love each other with all their might.
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"Aint no reins on this one" he said,
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"Aint no reins on this one" he said,
As that soft, knowing hand caressed his head,
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"Aint no reins on this one" he said,
As that soft, knowing hand caressed his head,
So much, so little those three weeks a year.
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"Aint no reins on this one" he said,
As that soft, knowing hand caressed his head,
So much, so little those three weeks a year.
He lowered his head as he shed a tear
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"Aint no reins on this one" he said,
As that soft, knowing hand caressed his head,
So much, so little those three weeks a year.
He lowered his head as he shed a tear
Long as I c'n see you, it's ok what lies ahead.
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That last one is so durn saaaad... *sniff* :'(
He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
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He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
But sadly it ended too little, too soon,
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He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
But sadly it ended too little, too soon,
One night he sang to Jack and rode away
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He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
But sadly it ended too little, too soon,
One night he sang to Jack and rode away
Feeling so much that he just couldn't say,
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He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
But sadly it ended too little, too soon,
One night he sang to Jack and rode away
Feeling so much that he just couldn't say,
That night a storm and broke camp by noon.
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What about a silly one again? ;)
One thousand sheep were thunderstruck
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One thousand sheep were thunderstruck,
The whole damn flock had run amok,
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One thousand sheep were thunderstruck,
The whole damn flock had run amok:
Turned Chilean, no less!
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One thousand sheep were thunderstruck,
The whole damn flock had run amok:
Turned Chilean, no less!
Sportin' red hats like that gal from Childress!
(Well you did say it was a silly one! ;))
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One thousand sheep were thunderstruck,
The whole damn flock had run amok:
Turned Chilean, no less!
Sportin' red hats like that gal from Childress!
The boys were gonna need a whole lotta luck!
(Had to finish that one and get MY 700TH POST!! Yeehaw!!!)
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Collecting those sheep, was no easy task,
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Collecting those sheep, was no easy task,
Jack and Ennis had no help from the Basque
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Collecting those sheep, was no easy task,
Jack and Ennis had no help from the Basque.
They laboured for days
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Collecting those sheep, was no easy task,
Jack and Ennis had no help from the Basque.
They laboured for days
The sheep knew their herder, those were their ways
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Collecting those sheep, was no easy task,
Jack and Ennis had no help from the Basque.
They laboured for days
The sheep knew their herder, those were their ways,
And the boys were worried what Aquire would ask.
"I'm marryin' Alma", Ennis told Jack,
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"I'm marryin' Alma", Ennis told Jack,
"What about Brokeback" Jack answered back.
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"I'm marryin' Alma", Ennis told Jack,
"What about Brokeback" Jack answered back.
"I'm sorry Jack, november's the date,
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"I'm marryin' Alma", Ennis told Jack,
"What about Brokeback" Jack answered back.
"I'm sorry Jack, November's the date,
Jack looked down, this can't be our fate.
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"I'm marryin' Alma", Ennis told Jack,
"What about Brokeback" Jack answered back.
"I'm sorry Jack, November's the date,
Jack looked down, this can't be our fate.
Now I've found you, I cant give you back.
He watched his reflection, as he walked away,
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He watched his reflection, as he walked away,
With all his might he kept his emotions at bay
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He watched his reflection, as he walked away,
With all his might he kept his emotions at bay
"How can this be, how can it end?"
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He watched his reflection, as he walked away,
With all his might he kept his emotions at bay
"How can this be, how can it end?"
"Mebe I should turn around at the next bend."
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He watched his reflection, as he walked away,
With all his might he kept his emotions at bay
"How can this be, how can it end?"
"Mebe I should turn around at the next bend."
Or maybe I should just wait for another day.
It took four years, to send the card,
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It took four years, to send the card,
What if Ennis doesn't answer, be so hard.
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It took four years, to send the card,
What if Ennis doesn't answer, be so hard.
But the reply came back, "You bet", it said,
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It took four years, to send the card,
What if Ennis doesn't answer, be so hard.
But the reply came back, "You bet", it said,
Jack grinned from ear to ear when he read.
For the one after this
As he passed thru Denver his red Ford pickup, Jack thought.
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It took four years, to send the card,
What if Ennis doesn't answer, be so hard.
But the reply came back, "You bet", it said,
Jack grinned from ear to ear when he read.
So on to Riverton, he sped.
For the one after this
As he passed thru Denver his red Ford pickup, Jack thought.
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As he passed thru Denver his red Ford pickup, Jack thought.
About the time that him and Ennis had fought,
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As he passed thru Denver his red Ford pickup, Jack thought.
About the time that him and Ennis had fought,
In just as few more hours he and Ennis would meet.
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As he passed thru Denver his red Ford pickup, Jack thought.
About the time that him and Ennis had fought,
In just as few more hours he and Ennis would meet,
What will it be like?....Will he still be discreet?
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As he passed thru Denver his red Ford pickup, Jack thought.
About the time that him and Ennis had fought,
In just as few more hours he and Ennis would meet,
What will it be like?....Will he still be discreet?
or with alma watching would they be caught?
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He watched and he waited, the day seemed so long,
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He watched and he waited, the day seemed so long,
Would Jack ever get there, de he get the date wrong?
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He watched and he waited, the day seemed so long,
Would Jack ever get there, de he get the date wrong?
Then all of a sudden, he heard him arrive,
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He watched and he waited, the day seemed so long,
Would Jack ever get there, de he get the date wrong?
Then all of a sudden, he heard him arrive,
Time seemed to stop he felt so alive
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He watched and he waited, the day seemed so long,
Would Jack ever get there, de he get the date wrong?
Then all of a sudden, he heard him arrive,
Time seemed to stop he felt so alive
He knew when he saw him, thats where he belonged.
He stood on the steps and called out his name,
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He stood on the steps and called out his name,
JackTwist he said, one and the same
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He stood on the steps and called out his name,
JackTwist he said, one and the same!
Then flew down the stairs,
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He stood on the steps and called out his name,
JackTwist he said, one and the same!
Then flew down the stairs,
Locking in an embrace of steel, abandoning all cares
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He stood on the steps and called out his name,
JackTwist he said, one and the same!
Then flew down the stairs,
Locking in an embrace of steel, abandoning all cares
Their desire they could not tame. :P
In the Siesta Motel they kissed tenderly,
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He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
As he rode back to the sheep, he began to croon
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He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
As he rode back to the sheep, he began to croon
The woolies looked and were amused
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He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
As he rode back to the sheep, he began to croon
The woolies looked and were amused
As Ennis sat among them smiling yet bemused
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He felt he could paw the white outa the moon,
As he rode back to the sheep, he began to croon
The woolies looked and were amused
As Ennis sat among them smiling yet bemused
Not long and he and Jack would spoon...
:)
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More than 2000 posts on this thread! Yay! :D
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"Get the f**k of of me" With tears he said.
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"Get the f**k of of me" With tears he said.
The "quit you" pierced his heart - it bled
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"Get the f**k of of me" with tears he said.
The "quit you" pierced his heart - it bled
As he fell those familar arms of steel held so tight
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"Get the f**k of of me" with tears he said.
The "quit you" pierced his heart - it bled
As he fell those familar arms of steel held so tight
They clung together with all of their might,
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"Get the f**k of of me" with tears he said.
The "quit you" pierced his heart - it bled
As he fell those familar arms of steel held so tight
They clung together with all of their might,
Though both their hearts felt heavy as lead. :'(
And another. From a happier time...
In the Siesta Motel they kissed tenderly,
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In the Siesta Motel they kissed tenderly,
their separate lives now seemed heresy
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In the Siesta Motel they kissed tenderly,
their separate lives now seemed heresy
They knew if they wanted, it could always be this way,
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In the Siesta Motel they kissed tenderly,
their separate lives now seemed heresy
They knew if they wanted, it could always be this way,
And they hoped that this happiness was there to stay
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In the Siesta Motel they kissed tenderly,
their separate lives now seemed heresy
They knew if they wanted, it could always be this way,
And they hoped that this happiness was there to stay
As they lay there together,dreamin' 'bout what could be.
Lets go fishin', and be all alone,
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Lets go fishin', and be all alone,
And you'll feel somethin' as hard as a bone...
::)
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Lets go fishin', and be all alone,
And you'll fell somethin' as hard as a bone...
I'll just go home, and grab all my gear,
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Lets go fishin', and be all alone,
And you'll fell somethin' as hard as a bone...
I'll just go home, and grab all my gear,
We'll be together all in good cheer.
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Lets go fishin', and be all alone,
And you'll fell somethin' as hard as a bone...
I'll just go home, and grab all my gear,
We'll be together all in good cheer.
Our hardness and health more to hone.
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That fishin' line aint never got wet,
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That fishin' line aint never got wet,
Not since you wrote back sayin' 'You bet'.
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That fishin' line aint never got wet,
Not since you wrote back sayin' 'You bet'.
Our time together was ours you and me.
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That fishin' line aint never got wet,
Not since you wrote back sayin' 'You bet'.
Our time together was ours you and me.
For once in our life, we felt so free,
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That fishin' line aint never got wet,
Not since you wrote back sayin' 'You bet'.
Our time together was ours you and me.
For once in our life, we felt so free,
From that time so long ago in our tent
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Another ..
Before Ennis, Jack went down on a bended knee
(I am kinda thinking "down on bended knee" as in proposing marriage, but feel free to interpret as you wish .. lol )
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Before Ennis, Jack went down on a bended knee
There was somethin' in his pants, perhaps a bee!
(I am kinda thinking "down on bended knee" as in proposing marriage, but feel free to interpret as you wish .. lol )
Sorry Milli! ;D
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Before Ennis, Jack went down on a bended knee
There was somethin' in his pants, perhaps a bee!
Come here Ennis, somethin' I want to say
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I knew Anke would have to spoil it .. :laugh:
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Before Ennis, Jack went down on a bended knee
There was somethin' in his pants, perhaps a bee!
Come here Ennis, somethin' I want to say
Jack said that, in his cool, sexy way,
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Before Ennis, Jack went down on a bended knee
There was somethin' in his pants, perhaps a bee!
Come here Ennis, somethin' I want to say
Jack said that, in his cool, sexy way,
Hold on dude, I'll just take a pee!
Again: sorry folks! ;)
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Ennis pulled off his belt, and lowered his jeans,
(feeling in a "nasty" mood)
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Ennis pulled off his belt, and lowered his jeans,
As a wind blew, quite smelling like beans...
(feeling in a "nasty" mood)
Me too! ;D
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Ennis pulled off his belt, and lowered his jeans,
As a wind blew, quite smelling like beans.. (I think u are the nastiest)
He bent over Jack, and spat on his hand
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Ennis pulled off his belt, and lowered his jeans,
As a wind blew, quite smelling like beans..
He bent over Jack, and spat on his hand -
Jack's attention and body he did demand!
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Ennis pulled off his belt, and lowered his jeans,
As a wind blew, quite smelling like beans..
He bent over Jack, and spat on his hand -
Jack's attention and body he did demand
And that is what started, their beautiful dreams.
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A new one! :)
A big full moon lit the night sky
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A big full moon lit the night sky
Jack looked down where Ennsi lie.
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A big full moon lit the night sky
Jack looked down where Ennsi lie.
The love he felt, like never before,
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A big full moon lit the night sky
Jack looked down where Ennsi lie.
The love he felt, like never before,
Gazing down to the fire wanting so much more
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A big full moon lit the night sky
Jack looked down where Ennis lie.
The love he felt, like never before,
Gazing down to the fire wanting so much more
Ere to Childress or the folks he should hie.
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"Get in here, Ennis, get out of the cold"
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"Get in here, Ennis, get out of the cold"
Jack thought to himself, it's time to be bold.
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"Get in here, Ennis, get out of the cold"
Jack thought to himself, it's time to be bold.
Screwing up courage, his hand he did seek--
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"Get in here, Ennis, get out of the cold"
Jack thought to himself, it's time to be bold.
Screwing up courage, his hand he did seek--
Pulling Ennis close, as water flowed in the creek
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"Get in here, Ennis, get out of the cold"
Jack thought to himself, it's time to be bold.
Screwing up courage, his hand he did seek--
Pulling Ennis close, as water flowed in the creek
Thus two shapes into one they did mold.
How's about this one...
One one-horse town was as good as another
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One one-horse town was as good as another
Working on a ranch him and his brother.
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One one-horse town was as good as another
Working on a ranch him and his brother.
The only family he had left,
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One one-horse town was as good as another
Working on a ranch him and his brother,
The only family he had left,
for he lost his father and mother
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One one-horse town was as good as another
Working on a ranch him and his brother,
The only family he had left,
for he lost his father and mother
Now he needed a new love to smother.....
(dont know what happened with that one).....
One bend on the road, thats all it took,
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One bend on the road, thats all it took,
Three lives changed without a back look.
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One bend on the road, thats all it took,
Three lives changed without a back look.
If he only knew where he would go,
Ennis a lonely young sole
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One bend on the road, thats all it took,
Three lives changed without a back look.
If he only knew where he would go,
Ennis a lonely young sole
In 1963 meeting a man for which he would cook
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"you gonna sit around tying knots all day"
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I've not posted here before - may I join in?
One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Ennis noticed his lost shirt,
And with his heart in the dirt,
Karen
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One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Ennis noticed his lost shirt,
And with his heart in the dirt,
He left to continue his roaming....
Wecome Kazza...please keep joining in)
Two shirts hung there in the closet
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Two shirts hung there in the closet
One over the other, a perfect fit
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Two shirts hung there in the closet
One over the other, a perfect fit oh shit...couldnt you rhyme it with "closet"...now i dont know where this one is going
Ok....lets see......
Two shirts hung there in the closet,
Damn, he thought he had lost et,
One over the other, a perfect fit,
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Two shirts hung there in the closet,
Damn, he thought he had lost et,
One over the other, a perfect fit.
So overcome Ennis had to sit,
Sorry Katie
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Two shirts hung there in the closet,
Damn, he thought he had lost et,
One over the other, a perfect fit.
So overcome Ennis had to sit,
on the toilet taking a shit
Sorry Katie
sorry in advance
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:laugh: Not exactly a limerick, but very poetic!
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Let's try this again
"You gonna sit around tying knots all day"
Keepin' your feelin's inside at bay
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:laugh: Not exactly a limerick, but very poetic!
Hehehehe Thank you kindly Ma'am
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"You gonna sit around tying knots all day"
Keepin' your feelin's inside at bay
"Let's get started and move them sheep uphill"
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You gonna sit around tying knots all day
Keepin' your feelin's inside at bay
Let's get started and move them sheep uphill
There I'll show ya somethin' that'll give you a thrill...
;)
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You gonna sit around tying knots all day
Keepin' your feelin's inside at bay
Let's get started and move them sheep uphill
There I'll show ya somethin' that'll give you a thrill...
That you'll stand at attention while you lay.
Scott Nasty ::)
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"Brokeback got us good" Jack said
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I dreamed about you last night my friend
A vision of love the angels did send,
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I dreamed about you last night my friend
A vision of love the angels did send,
I dreamed of your face, your lips and your eyes,
I dreamed of the too many, sad good-byes.
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I dreamed about you last night my friend
A vision of love the angels did send,
I dreamed of your face, your lips and your eyes,
I dreamed of the too many, sad good-byes.
I felt you hold me so tight, sorrow on the mend.
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"Jack, I Swear, I wish I had the chance today,
To tell you things, I'd like to say,
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"Jack, I Swear, I wish I had the chance today,
To tell you things, I'd like to say,
How very very much ya mean ta me.
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Jack, I Swear, I wish I had the chance today,
To tell you things, I'd like to say,
How very very much ya mean ta me.
For all the love, you let me see,
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Jack, I Swear, I wish I had the chance today,
To tell you things, I'd like to say,
How very very much ya mean ta me.
For all the love, you let me see,
I cherish every moment from the very first day.
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“My firstborn child,” he thought to himself
if I'm the image of Grandpa
I must be an elf
sorry, I couldn't help myself!
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“My firstborn child,” he thought to himself
if I'm the image of Grandpa
I must be an elf
Better have a sense of self
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“My firstborn child,” he thought to himself
if I'm the image of Grandpa
I must be an elf
Better have a sense of self
And one day maybe be a star..... thats the best i could do, from this shemozzle
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I didnt hire you to "stem the rose"
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I didnt hire you to "stem the rose"
"Or stay next to the sleep and doze."
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I didnt hire you to "stem the rose"
Or stay next to the sheep and doze,
I saw your thru my glasses,
Two lovely, sexy arses, ) oh yes !!!!!
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"I didnt hire you to 'stem the rose'
Or stay next to the sheep and doze,
I saw your thru my glasses,
Two lovely, sexy arses,
That's when this problem arose."
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"He said", she said through tears, "'twas his favorite place";
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"He said", she said through tears, "'twas his favorite place"
Ennis felt the tears start to roll down his face.
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"He said", she said through tears, "'twas his favorite place"
Ennis felt the tears start to roll down his face.
"He said, he'd like his ashes there",
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"He said", she said through tears, "'twas his favorite place"
Ennis felt the tears start to roll down his face.
"He said, he'd like his ashes there",
"Where the bluebirds sing, that's where .."
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"He said", she said through tears, "'twas his favorite place"
Ennis felt the tears start to roll down his face.
"He said, he'd like his ashes there",
"Where the bluebirds sing, that's where .."
She hung up the phone, leaving two bereft of peace and grace.
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"Would you like to go up and see his room"
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"Would you like to go up and see his room"
"Where Jack used to lay and stare at the moon."
Is that s closed enough ryme? If not I will change.
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"Would you like to go up and see his room"
"Where Jack used to lay and stare at the moon."
"Yes ma'am, I'd really like that," Ennis replied
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"Would you like to go up and see his room"
"Where Jack used to lay and stare at the moon."
"Yes ma'am, I'd really like that," Ennis replied
He just needed someplace, quiet, as he cried,
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"Would you like to go up and see his room"
"Where Jack used to lay and stare at the moon."
"Yes ma'am, I'd really like that," Ennis replied
He just needed someplace, quiet, as he cried,
In that little room, where Jack had grown it became noon.
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He saw the bed, he saw the toy,
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He saw the bed, he saw the toy,
He knew the man, now sees the boy.
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He saw the bed, he saw the toy,
He knew the man, now sees the boy.
A lone tear escaped his eye,
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He saw the bed, he saw the toy,
He knew the man, now sees the boy.
A lone tear escaped his eye,
He thinks of Jack, it makes him cry,
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He saw the bed, he saw the toy,
He knew the man, now sees the boy.
A lone tear escaped his eye,
He thinks of Jack, it makes him cry,
To remember and mourn their lost joy.
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:-\ Another sad one:
The postcard read: " .. I can meet you at Pine Creek."
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The postcard read: " .. I can meet you at Pine Creek."
It came back to Ennis the very next week
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The postcard read: " .. I can meet you at Pine Creek."
It came back to Ennis the very next week
His world stopped when he read the words: "Deceased"
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The postcard read: " .. I can meet you at Pine Creek."
It came back to Ennis the very next week
His world stopped when he read the words: "Deceased"
Jack can't be gone, has to be a mistake, Ennis;'s breath ceased
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The postcard read: " .. I can meet you at Pine Creek."
It came back to Ennis the very next week
His world stopped when he read the words: "Deceased"
Jack can't be gone, has to be a mistake, Ennis's breath ceased.
He whispered Jack's name, desperate for a little solace to seek.
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His words were trembling as he talked in the phone,
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His words were trembling as he talked in the phone,
He felt his world collapse, down to the bone
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His words were trembling as he talked in the phone,
He felt his world collapse, down to the bone
He asked Laureen, what happened to Jack,
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His words were trembling as he talked in the phone,
He felt his world collapse, down to the bone
He asked Laureen, what happened to Jack,
She talked of changing a tire, he knew she was being tact.
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His words were trembling as he talked in the phone,
He felt his world collapse, down to the bone
He asked Laureen, what happened to Jack,
She talked of changing a tire, he knew she was being tact.
The way she talked, was like she had a heart of stone.
She hung up the phone, it clicked in his ear,
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She hung up the phone, it clicked in his ear,
Jack he'd known, now gone what he'd held so dear
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She hung up the phone, it clicked in his ear,
Jack he'd known, now gone what he'd held so dear
She mentioned his ashes, his wishes for them,
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She hung up the phone, it clicked in his ear,
Jack he'd known, now gone what he'd held so dear
She mentioned his ashes, his wishes for them,
Back to the mountain, their heavenly gem,
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She hung up the phone, it clicked in his ear,
Jack he'd known, now gone what he'd held so dear
She mentioned his ashes, his wishes for them,
Back to the mountain, their heavenly gem,
Off to Lightning Flat he thought as he shed a tear.
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Okay .. gotta cheer it up in here!
"You're a sex bomb," Jack whispered in his ear,
;D CAn you guess what song I am listening to right now? ..lol
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"You're a sex bomb," Jack whispered in his ear,
As he kissed the cheek of his beautiful rear,
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"You're a sex bomb," Jack whispered in his ear,
As he kissed the cheek of his beautiful rear.
"You make me sizzle and melt with one look,"
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"You're a sex bomb," Jack whispered in his ear,
As he kissed the cheek of his beautiful rear.
"You make me sizzle and melt with one look,
You're the hottest dude on earth, in my book...
Err... just a question. How can Jack whisper in Ennis' ear and kiss the cheek of his rear simultaneously?? :laugh:
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"You're a sex bomb," Jack whispered in his ear,
As he kissed the cheek of his beautiful rear.
"You make me sizzle and melt with one look,
You're the hottest dude on earth, in my book..."
His hands roaming up, down, here and there ..
Err... just a question. How can Jack whisper in Ennis' ear and kiss the cheek of his rear simultaneously?? :laugh:
Do you need a diagram Anke? ;D
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Do you need a diagram Anke? ;D
Yes please!!! ;D
In the meantime, let's start a new one...
Jack touched Ennis' face and unbuckled his belt
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Jack touched Ennis' face and unbuckled his belt
Lust, love and wanting, was what he felt,
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Jack touched Ennis' face and unbuckled his belt
Lust, love and wanting, was what he felt.
Ennis' breath came hot and quick on his neck
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Jack touched Ennis' face and unbuckled his belt
Lust, love and wanting, was what he felt.
Ennis' breath came hot and quick on his neck
Then his zipper jammed and he thought: what the heck ?!
;D
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Jack touched Ennis' face and unbuckled his belt
Lust, love and wanting, was what he felt.
Ennis' breath came hot and quick on his neck
Then his zipper jammed and he thought: what the heck ?!
He's so hot, zipper's fused, s'gonna melt ?!
::) ;)
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OK, seems I managed to kill the thread with that one! :o Here's a new first line to (hopefully) get the action going again:
Think I left my damn heart up there,
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Think I left my damn heart up there,
These feelin' inside o' me, er more than I can bare.
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Think I left my damn heart up there,
These feelin' inside o' me, er more than I can bare.
No matter what I do, all I see is his face.
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Think I left my damn heart up there,
These feelin' inside o' me, er more than I can bare.
No matter what I do, all I see is his face.
Can't walk no more, can't keep this pace.
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Think I left my damn heart up there,
These feelin' inside o' me, er more than I can bare.
No matter what I do, all I see is his face.
Can't walk no more, can't keep this pace.
She ain't no him, I want him, now and here!
:-\
Another..
Some people want it all, I just want you
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Some people want it all, I just want you
Just want your love, because its true
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Some people want it all, I just want you
Just want your love, because its true
I just live for our days in the mountain.
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Some people want it all, I just want you
Just want your love, because its true
I just live for our days in the mountain.
When yer around, I gush like a fountain ..
lame ..yes! I know .. ;D
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Some people want it all, I just want you
Just want your love, because its true
I just live for our days in the mountain.
When yer around, I gush like a fountain .. (I thought of fountain too, but didnt know how to use it!!...well done)
When you're not here, I feel so blue.
This cant be wrong, when it feels so right,
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This cant be wrong, when it feels so right,
With your touch, I fly high as a kite.
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This cant be wrong, when it feels so right,
With your touch, I fly high as a kite.
With your kiss, I feel so loved
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Katie has done it now ..lol.. that'll be impossible to rhyme .. ;D
This cant be wrong, when it feels so right,
With your touch, I fly high as a kite.
With your kiss, I feel so loved
Like a bird, I soar into the skies above.
Well, 'above' rhymes with love .. best I can do..lol
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This cant be wrong, when it feels so right,
With your touch, I fly high as a kite.
With your kiss, I feel so loved
Like a bird, I soar into the skies above.
Holding on to each other with all our might
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New one!
"I can't do it Jack! We can't live together!", he wept
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"I can't do it Jack! We can't live together!", he wept
And with that, Jack's dreams, away were swept,
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"I can't do it Jack! We can't live together!", he wept
And with that, Jack's dreams, away were swept.
"Just kidding!", said Ennis and smiled at his man.
;)
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"I can't do it Jack! We can't live together!", he wept
And with that, Jack's dreams, away were swept.
"Just kidding!", said Ennis and smiled at his man.
"I wanna marry you as soon as I can!"
We wish ..lol
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I can't do it Jack! We can't live together!", he wept
And with that, Jack's dreams, away were swept.
"Just kidding!", said Ennis and smiled at his man.
"I wanna marry you as soon as I can!"
So out in the open, together,they stepped.
That cow/calf operation was ready to go.
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That cow/calf operation was ready to go.
Deep in the plains, safe to lay low.
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That cow/calf operation was ready to go.
Deep in the plains, safe to lay low.
They didn't have much but life was sweet
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That cow/calf operation was ready to go.
Deep in the plains, safe to lay low.
They didn't have much but life was sweet
Chowin' down meals, entwined their feet.
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That cow/calf operation was ready to go.
Deep in the plains, safe to lay low.
They didn't have much but life was sweet
Chowin' down meals, entwined their feet.
'Twas the life they desired, simple, sweet, just so ..
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New one: "Spuds and a Bath"
As Ennis stripped down, Jack felt his hands shake
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As Ennis stripped down, Jack felt his hands shake
He 'soilled the beans' he was supposed to bake.
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As Ennis stripped down, Jack felt his hands shake
He 'spilled the beans' he was supposed to bake.
He fought the urge to turn around and look..
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As Ennis stripped down, Jack felt his hands shake
He 'spilled the beans' he was supposed to bake.
He fought the urge to turn around and look..
Forcing himself to prepare the potato he was to cook
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As Ennis stripped down, Jack felt his hands shake
He 'spilled the beans' he was supposed to bake.
He fought the urge to turn around and look..
Forcing himself to prepare the potato he was to cook
He tried to conceal it, but love to Ennis, he wanted to make.
;)
Another:
He talked of getting wed when the summer was done,
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He talked of getting wed when the summer was done,
Jack knew by then he would have Ennis won.
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He talked of getting wed when the summer was done,
Jack knew by then he would have Ennis won.
Ennis was hard to resist, beautiful, quiet and shy
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He talked of getting wed when the summer was done,
Jack knew by then he would have Ennis won.
Ennis was hard to resist, beautiful, quiet and shy
The mere thought of his lover made young Jack sigh
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He talked of getting wed when the summer was done,
Jack knew by then he would have Ennis won.
Ennis was hard to resist, beautiful, quiet and shy
The mere thought of his lover made young Jack sigh
Just him an' Ennis layin' in the sun.
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A new one! :)
"I love when you tuck in your shirt", Jack said.
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"I love when you tuck in your shirt", Jack said.
He smiled, "I also love it when you blush bright red!"
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"I love when you tuck in your shirt", Jack said.
He smiled, "I also love it when you blush bright red!"
"Don't blame me!" said Ennis, "You're just so smokin' hot!"
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"I love when you tuck in your shirt", Jack said.
He smiled, "I also love it when you blush bright red!"
"Don't blame me!" said Ennis, "You're just so smokin' hot!
You leave me breatheless, rooted to the spot!"
8)
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"I love when you tuck in your shirt", Jack said.
He smiled, "I also love it when you blush bright red!"
"Don't blame me!" said Ennis, "You're just so smokin' hot!
You leave me breatheless, rooted to the spot!
Dare I say it? You're a guy, not a gal, and I'm glad...!"
:-* :-* :-*
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Another:
On the day he wed, he thought of Jack and cried,
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On the day he wed, he thought of Jack and cried,
Couldn't stop thinking about Jack, no matter how hard he tried.
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On the day he wed, he thought of Jack and cried,
Couldn't stop thinking about Jack, no matter how hard he tried.
He loved Alma, but it just wasn't the same,
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On the day he wed, he thought of Jack and cried,
Couldn't stop thinking about Jack, no matter how hard he tried.
He loved Alma, but it just wasn't the same,
What he and Jack were, he just couldn't tame.
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On the day he wed, he thought of Jack and cried,
Couldn't stop thinking about Jack, no matter how hard he tried.
He loved Alma, but it just wasn't the same,
What he and Jack were, he just couldn't tame,
so he gave his vows and knew he lied.
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Another?
Ennis walked into the shop, eyeing the postcard rack
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Ennis walked into the shop, eyeing the postcard rack
He thought of all the cards he exchanged with Jack.
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Ennis walked into the shop, eyeing the postcard rack
He thought of all the cards he exchanged with Jack.
He bowed his head, as he fought back a tear
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Ennis walked into the shop, eyeing the postcard rack
He thought of all the cards he exchanged with Jack.
He bowed his head, as he fought back a tear
He would buy this one last card, holding Jack near.
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Ennis walked into the shop, eyeing the postcard rack
He thought of all the cards he exchanged with Jack.
He bowed his head, as he fought back a tear
He would buy this one last card, holding Jack near,
And dream of the fiery days they shared, up on Brokeback.
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Another?
Jack unbuckled his belt and said,
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Jack unbuckled his belt and said,
the sight a you sure turns my head
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Jack unbuckled his belt and said,
the sight a you sure turns my head
I aint queer, but you turn me on
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Jack unbuckled his belt and said,
the sight a you sure turns my head
I aint queer, but you turn me on
Tell you what, I'd rather have you than James Bond
::) ::) ::)
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Jack unbuckled his belt and said,
The sight a you sure turns my head
I aint queer, but you turn me on
Tell you what, I'd rather have you than James Bond.
So c'mere darlin, strip and git on the bed!
8)
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Let's continue the Jack Nasty limerick!
Ennis tore off his clothes and his drawers,
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Ennis tore off his clothes and his drawers,
And told Jack to get down on all fours,
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Ennis tore off his clothes and his drawers,
And told Jack to get down on all fours,
Both were busy getting rid of Jack's pants
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Ennis tore off his clothes and his drawers,
And told Jack to get down on all fours,
Both were busy getting rid of Jack's pants
As moans and groans turned to chants,
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Ennis tore off his clothes and his drawers,
And told Jack to get down on all fours,
Both were busy getting rid of Jack's pants
As moans and groans turned to chants,
They went at it wildly, madly without pause ..
Another: :)
In that dark alley, he fell to his knees
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In that dark alley, he fell to his knees
His Summer with Jack is gone, is all he sees.
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In that dark alley, he fell to his knees
His Summer with Jack is gone, is all he sees.
He thought of Jack's face, his beautiful eyes
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In that dark alley, he fell to his knees
His Summer with Jack is gone, is all he sees.
He thought of Jack's face, his beautiful eyes
Taste of his mouth, warmth of his skin, as he let out hiscries.
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In that dark alley, he fell to his knees
His Summer with Jack is gone, is all he sees.
He thought of Jack's face, his beautiful eyes
Taste of his mouth, warmth of his skin, as he let out his cries.
"I love him," Ennis thought, "I shall always be his."
aww..
Another ..
To Alma, Ennis was a handsome knight ..
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To Alma, Ennis was a handsome knight ..
but when Ennis closed his eyes, he had Jack in his sight
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To Alma, Ennis was a handsome knight ..
but when Ennis closed his eyes, he had Jack in his sight.
She loved it when he caressed her hair,
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To Alma, Ennis was a handsome knight ..
but when Ennis closed his eyes, he had Jack in his sight.
She loved it when he caressed her hair,
Not knowing he'd rather be elsewhere...
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To Alma, Ennis was a handsome knight ..
but when Ennis closed his eyes, he had Jack in his sight.
She loved it when he caressed her hair,
Not knowing he'd rather be elsewhere...
Especially when he flipped her over each night.
:P
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Damn that Joe Aguirre he has no right!
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Damn that Joe Aguirre he has no right!
To make me sleep in that pup tent all night,
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Damn that Joe Aguirre he has no right!
To make me sleep in that pup tent all night.
I need Ennis right here, by my side!
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Damn that Joe Aguirre he has no right!
To make me sleep in that pup tent all night.
I need Ennis right here, by my side!
With those lips and that cute golden hide
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Damn that Joe Aguirre he has no right!
To make me sleep in that pup tent all night.
I need Ennis right here, by my side!
With those lips and that cute golden hide
A touch from that cowboy would sure set me alight.
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woowee!
One more: I'm gonna borrow from Kenny Chesney's song here .. lol
As Jack drove off, he thought, "There goes my life"
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As Jack drove off, he thought, "There goes my life"
Hes gone from me now, gonna take him a wife,
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As Jack drove off, he thought, "There goes my life"
Hes gone from me now, gonna take him a wife,
No more sweet embraces,
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As Jack drove off, he thought, "There goes my life"
Hes gone from me now, gonna take him a wife,
No more sweet embraces,
Just sad and long faces
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As Jack drove off, he thought, "There goes my life"
Hes gone from me now, gonna take him a wife,
No more sweet embraces,
Just sad and long faces
I'd stab myself if I just had a knife...
:P
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A new one! ;D
"Hey Cowboy! No need to tuck in that shirt!"
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"Hey Cowboy! No need to tuck in that shirt!
What're you doing to me? Yer trying to flirt?"
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"Hey Cowboy! No need to tuck in that shirt!
What're you doing to me? Yer trying to flirt?"
"Oh well, what does it look like to you?"
;)
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"Hey Cowboy! No need to tuck in that shirt!
What're you doing to me? Yer trying to flirt?"
"Oh well, what does it look like to you?"
Jack smiled, "C'mere, I'll show you what you can do.."
:P
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"Hey Cowboy! No need to tuck in that shirt!
What're you doing to me? Yer trying to flirt?"
"Oh well, what does it look like to you?"
Jack smiled, "C'mere, I'll show you what you can do.."
I promise you this won't hurt.
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Jack, I look at your eyes so blue,
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Jack, I look at your eyes so blue,
And ..oh.. The things I'd like to do ..
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Jack, I look at your eyes so blue,
And ..oh.. The things I'd like to do ..
"What's up Dude? Care for a round on the floor?"
;)
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Jack, I look at your eyes so blue,
And ..oh.. The things I'd like to do ..
"What's up Dude? Care for a round on the floor?"
"Or I could just press you up against that door"
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Jack, I look at your eyes so blue,
And ..oh.. The things I'd like to do ..
"What's up Dude? Care for a round on the floor?"
"Or I could just press you up against that door,
Either way, I want you, need you!"
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It could be like this always, for you and me,
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It could be like this always, for you and me,
Just give me the word and that's how it'll be,
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It could be like this always, for you and me,
Just give me the word and that's how it'll be.
I'll give it all up for that chance with you
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It could be like this always, for you and me,
Just give me the word and that's how it'll be.
I'll give it all up for that chance with you
A love like this, just happens to few,
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It could be like this always, for you and me,
Just give me the word and that's how it'll be.
I'll give it all up for that chance with you
A love like this, just happens to few,
and I'll never wish I could quit thee!
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"Jack Twist" he said, as he held out his hand
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"Jack Twist" he said, as he held out his hand
"Ennis" he replied as he adjusted the band.
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"Jack Twist" he said, as he held out his hand
"Ennis" he replied as he adjusted the band.
"Your folks just stop there?"
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"Jack Twist" he said, as he held out his hand
"Ennis" he replied as he adjusted the band.
"Your folks just stop there?"
("He's a talker! - I swear...")
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"Jack Twist" he said, as he held out his hand
"Ennis" he replied as he adjusted the band.
"Your folks just stop there?"
("He's a talker! - I swear...
But his fine hide, I'd sure like to brand !")
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"Del Mer" he said, as he noticed his smile,
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"Del Mer" he said, as he noticed his smile,
"Nice to know you", said young Jack without guile.
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"Del Mer" he said, as he noticed his smile,
"Nice to know you", said young Jack without guile.
"Well, since we're gonna be working together,
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"Del Mer" he said, as he noticed his smile,
"Nice to know you", said young Jack without guile.
"Well, since we're gonna be working together,
Come day or night, sunny or stormy weather,
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"Del Mer" he said, as he noticed his smile,
"Nice to know you", said young Jack without guile.
"Well, since we're gonna be working together,
Come day or night, sunny or stormy weather,
You'll soon find out, I'm quite versatile..."
;)
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Continuing the limerick above ..
Ennis looked puzzled, "Whut're ya mean by that?"
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Ennis looked puzzled, "Whut're ya mean by that?"
"Oh, you will find out about it, I bet..."
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Ennis looked puzzled, "Whut're ya mean by that?"
"Oh, you will find out about it, I bet..."
When the moon shines
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Ennis looked puzzled, "Whut're ya mean by that?"
"Oh, you will find out about it, I bet..."
When the moon shines
And the coyote whines
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Ennis looked puzzled, "Whut're ya mean by that?"
"Oh, you will find out about it, I bet..."
When the moon shines
And the coyote whines
You're smooth sexy body, I'm gonna get.
We'll have us a drink, and set up the tent,
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We'll have us a drink, set up the tent,
And take in some fine nour-ish-ment
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We'll have us a drink, set up the tent,
And take in some fine nour-ish-ment
The fire will go out, the night will get cold
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We'll have us a drink, set up the tent,
And take in some fine nour-ish-ment
The fire will go out, the night will get cold
In yourself Ennis you will find you are bold
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We'll have us a drink, set up the tent,
And take in some fine nour-ish-ment
The fire will go out, the night will get cold
In yourself Ennis you will find you are bold,
as you realize Jack's surely heaven-sent!
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To keep ourselves warm, we'll lie side by side
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To keep ourselves warm, we'll lie side by side
Just me 'n you bud ( mate ), nothing to hide.
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To keep ourselves warm, we'll lie side by side
Just me 'n you bud ( mate ), nothing to hide.
And if i should move, while I'm asleep,
Or onto your crutch, my hand just might creep,
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To keep ourselves warm, we'll lie side by side
Just me 'n you bud ( mate ), nothing to hide.
And if i should move, while I'm asleep,
Or onto your crutch, my hand just might creep,
Don't worry none, it'll be a great ride!
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Unbuckle your belt, and get on all fours, (i can feel this one being a "nasty")
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Unbuckle your belt, and get on all fours,
Everythin' I got down there's all yours,
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Unbuckle your belt, and get on all fours,
Everythin' I got down there's all yours.
I'm gonna show you true bliss
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Unbuckle your belt, and get on all fours,
Everythin' I got down there's all yours.
I'm gonna show you true bliss
Blow your mind with a kiss
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Unbuckle your belt, and get on all fours,
Everythin' I got down there's all yours.
I'm gonna show you true bliss
Blow your mind with a kiss
And we two will be off to new shores.
:)
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Another .. :)
"Ennis, you know a person named Jack?"
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"Ennis, you know a person named Jack?""
"Yeah, Alma, a fishin' buddy, from some time back"
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"Ennis, you know a person named Jack?""
"Yeah, Alma, a fishin' buddy, from some time back"
In that moment, Ennis thought of that summer so long ago.
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Ennis, you know a person named Jack?""
"Yeah, Alma, a fishin' buddy, from some time back"
In that moment, Ennis thought of that summer so long ago.
When in such a short time, such a true love did grow
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Ennis, you know a person named Jack?""
"Yeah, Alma, a fishin' buddy, from some time back"
In that moment, Ennis thought of that summer so long ago.
When in such a short time, such a true love did grow
Two young men, among the sheep, horses and tack.
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He thought of that time, when they were all alone
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He thought of that time, when they were all alone
As the fire died down Ennis was chilled to the bone.
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He thought of that time, when they were all alone
As the fire died down Ennis was chilled to the bone.
He dreamed of the kisses, the warm embrace
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He thought of that time, when they were all alone
As the fire died down Ennis was chilled to the bone.
He dreamed of the kisses, the warm embrace
When they held each other face to face.
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He thought of that time, when they were all alone
As the fire died down Ennis was chilled to the bone.
He dreamed of the kisses, the warm embrace
When they held each other face to face
And both felt — at last — right at home.
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Joe Aguirre had some sheep...
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Joe Aguirre had some sheep...
And his love for them so deep
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Joe Aguirre had some sheep...
And his love for them so deep
he hires two boys to watch them 24/7
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Joe Aguirre had some sheep...
And his love for them so deep
he hires two boys to watch them 24/7
Not knowing they'd soon find heaven...
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Joe Aguirre had some sheep...
And his love for them so deep
he hires two boys to watch them 24/7
Not knowing they'd soon find heaven..
Upon that mountain, oh so steep....
"Time to go cowboy", he said with dismay
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"Time to go cowboy", he said with dismay
"I been really dreading this awful day"
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One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Ennis noticed his lost shirt,
Jack drove away, how Ennis hurt.
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One day out in Signal, Wyoming,
that last ling'ring kiss was still foaming,
Ennis noticed his lost shirt,
Jack drove away, how Ennis hurt.
Now their life would continue on roaming.
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"Time to go cowboy", he said with dismay
"I been really dreading this awful day"
"Want to stay here with you"....
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"Time to go cowboy", he said with dismay
"I been really dreading this awful day"
"Want to stay here with you"....
Our home here at Brokeback, just us two.
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Time to go cowboy", he said with dismay
"I been really dreading this awful day"
"Want to stay here with you"....
Our home here at Brokeback, just us two.
And I might not be "queer", but I sure am "gay".
-
A new one! ;D
Ennis warshed and young Jack got excited
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Ennis warshed and young Jack got excited
He chomped his ciggie, trying to fight it
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Ennis warshed and young Jack got excited
He chomped his ciggie, trying to fight it,
But he could see Ennis from the corner of his eye
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Ennis warshed and young Jack got excited
He chomped his ciggie, trying to fight it,
But he could see Ennis from the corner of his eye
To the flutterings in his heart he could not lie
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Ennis warshed and young Jack got excited
He chomped his ciggie, trying to fight it,
But he could see Ennis from the corner of his eye
To the flutterings in his heart he could not lie
"If he'd strip for me, I'd be delighted!"
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"that tent dont look right" he said with despair
-
"that tent dont look right" he said with despair
though he supposedly wouldn't sleep there!
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"That tent dont look right" he said with despair
Though he supposedly wouldn't sleep there!
Gotta make it nice for Jack he thought.
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"That tent dont look right" he said with despair
Though he supposedly wouldn't sleep there!
Gotta make it nice for Jack, he thought, -
reward the happiness he's brought
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"That tent dont look right" he said with despair
Though he supposedly wouldn't sleep there!
Gotta make it nice for Jack, he thought, -
reward the happiness he's brought.
He was too shy to say the words, "Jack, I care!"
-
How about a silly one? ;)
"You may have heard of me, Cigar Butt's the name,"
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You may have heard of me, Cigar Butt's the name.
A cowboy's best friend, of sheep-herding fame,
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You may have heard of me, Cigar Butt's the name.
A cowboy's best friend, of sheep-herding fame,
I'm the sexiest stud on the paddock
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You may have heard of me, Cigar Butt's the name.
A cowboy's best friend, of sheep-herding fame,
I'm the sexiest stud on the paddock
'Cos the rancher, he feeds me smoked haddock
Well you did say 'silly one'! He'd be lookin' sexy cos all the omega-3 from the fish would give him a glossy coat...no??...ah, forget it... ::) *blushes*
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Well you did say 'silly one'! He'd be lookin' sexy cos all the omega-3 from the fish would give him a glossy coat...no??...ah, forget it... ::) *blushes*
:laugh:, Nicky, I've missed ya .. lol..
You may have heard of me, Cigar Butt's the name.
A cowboy's best friend, of sheep-herding fame,
I'm the sexiest stud on the paddock
'Cos the rancher, he feeds me smoked haddock!
Yap, Cigar Butt, that's me! The one, the only, the same..
;)
Another one ..
They were naked and rolling on the grass,
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They were naked and rolling on the grass,
When a bee stung Jack in the ass...
:P
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They were naked and rolling on the grass,
When a bee stung Jack in the ass...
He let out a wild yell
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They were naked and rolling on the grass,
When a bee stung Jack in the ass...
He let out a wild yell
Cause his butt hurt like hell
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They were naked and rolling on the grass,
When a bee stung Jack in the ass...
He let out a wild yell
Cause his butt hurt like hell
"Kiss it better, Ennis. Please?" he asked.
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Continued from above ..
So Ennis grazed Jack's cheek with a kiss ..
:P
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So Ennis grazed Jack's cheek with a kiss
sending Jack to a state of pure bliss!
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So Ennis grazed Jack's cheek with a kiss
sending Jack to a state of pure bliss!
Jack was breathing hard, his face flushed
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So Ennis grazed Jack's cheek with a kiss
sending Jack to a state of pure bliss!
Jack was breathing hard, his face flushed
Jack grabbed Ennis's manhood and Ennis blushed
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So Ennis grazed Jack's cheek with a kiss
sending Jack to a state of pure bliss!
Jack was breathing hard, his face flushed
Jack grabbed Ennis's manhood and Ennis blushed
& Jack said "ain't no little thing, is this!!"
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"No ones business but ours" Jack said that day,
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"No ones business but ours" Jack said that day,
"I ain't queer," Ennis said, " I ain't that way.."
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"No ones business but ours" Jack said that day,
"I ain't queer," Ennis said, " I ain't that way.."
"But what about what happened last night?"
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"No ones business but ours" Jack said that day,
"I ain't queer," Ennis said, " I ain't that way.."
"But what about what happened last night?"
"When Ah wuz with you it just seemed right."
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"No ones business but ours" Jack said that day,
"I ain't queer," Ennis said, " I ain't that way.."
"But what about what happened last night?"
"When Ah wuz with you it just seemed right...
the best that I've had, I dare say!"
[or: "This cowboy flick sure ain't cliche!"]
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Another..
He heard Jack's truck and dashed out the door,
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He heard Jack's truck and dashed out the door,
To greet his fine long-lost amour!
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He heard Jack's truck and dashed out the door,
To greet his fine long-lost amour!
His heart was pounding in his chest
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He heard Jack's truck and dashed out the door,
To greet his fine long-lost amour!
His heart was pounding in his chest
- His little darlin' MosterBest
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He heard Jack's truck and dashed out the door,
To greet his fine long-lost amour!
His heart was pounding in his chest
- His little darlin' MosterBest
Then he saw him, what he waited four years for!
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Someone start a new one ..! Ok, I will .. 8)
He wept as he drove up to Lightnin Flat
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He wept as he drove up to Lightnin Flat
Wiped his boots on the Twist welcome mat
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He wept as he drove up to Lightnin Flat
Wiped his boots on the Twist welcome mat.
Jack's Ma stood at the door, tears in her eyes
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He wept as he drove up to Lightnin Flat
Wiped his boots on the Twist welcome mat.
Jack's Ma stood at the door, tears in her eyes
The man my son loved, come in, baked some pies.
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He wept as he drove up to Lightnin Flat
Wiped his boots on the Twist welcome mat.
Jack's Ma stood at the door, tears in her eyes
The man my son loved, come in, baked some pies.
Their rapport — so much more than chitchat.
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"Jack used to mention you," she said
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"Jack used to mention you," she said
His face so sad, the expression she read.
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"Jack used to mention you," she said
His face so sad, the expression she read.
"We was buddies, way back in sixty-three",
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Jack used to mention you," she said
His face so sad, the expression she read.
"We was buddies, way back in sixty-three",
"We worked on Brokeback, Jack and me"
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Jack used to mention you," she said
His face so sad, the expression she read.
"We was buddies, way back in sixty-three",
"We worked on Brokeback, Jack and me."
She knew they were lovers. It was just so sad.
:'(
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She told of Jacks's damn "whiskey streams",
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She told of Jacks's damn "whiskey streams",
and bluebird song and Brokeback dreams,
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She told of Jacks's damn "whiskey streams",
and bluebird song and Brokeback dreams,
Kept all his friend's names in his head,
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She told of Jacks's damn "whiskey streams",
and bluebird song and Brokeback dreams.
Kept all his friend's names in his head,
"or I'd have let you know he's dead," :-\
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She told of Jacks's damn "whiskey streams",
and bluebird song and Brokeback dreams.
"Kept all his friend's names in his head,
or I'd have let you know he's dead.
Our love for him drove us both to extremes."
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Ennis offered his daughter some wine
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Ennis offered his daughter some wine
Junior now so grown up, no longer mine.
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Ennis offered his daughter some wine
Junior now so grown up, no longer mine.
In love with Kirk, she soon will wed,
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Ennis offered his daughter some wine
Junior now so grown up, no longer mine.
In love with Kirk, she soon will wed,
"So he's a roughneck, huh?" Ennis said
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Ennis offered his daughter some wine
Junior now so grown up, no longer mine.
In love with Kirk, she soon will wed,
"So he's a roughneck, huh?" Ennis said
"Yes, Daddy, and he loves me fine".
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She looks at her Dad, and sees his sad face,
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She looks at her Dad, and sees his sad face,
She wonders when he'll leave this depressing place
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She looks at her Dad, and sees his sad face,
She wonders when he'll leave this depressing place.
"You'll be at the wedding, right dad?"
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She looks at her Dad, and sees his sad face,
She wonders when he'll leave this depressing place.
"You'll be at the wedding, right dad?"
When he said the roundup, she looked so sad.
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She looks at her Dad, and sees his sad face,
She wonders when he'll leave this depressing place.
"You'll be at the wedding, right dad?"
When he said the roundup, she looked so sad.
For her daddy no one could replace!
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He looked at the shirts, that hung on the door,
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He looked at the shirts, that hung on the door,
From that blissful time when they were both dirt poor,
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He looked at the shirts, that hung on the door,
From that blissful time when they were both dirt poor,
So happy he couyld paw the white out of the moon.
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He looked at the shirts, that hung on the door,
From that blissful time when they were both dirt poor,
So happy he couyld paw the white out of the moon.
And hear that harmonica, play a tune,
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He looked at the shirts, that hung on the door,
From that blissful time when they were both dirt poor,
So happy he could paw white from the moon.
And hear that harmonica, play a tune,
Once happy — now sad — to his core.
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There once was a right clever Basque
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There once was a right clever Basque
And sheepherdin' was his main task
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There once was a right clever Basque
And sheepherdin' was his main task
he'd help you round up your sheep in a group
Just don't order yourself no soup
but if you need smokes or whiskey just ask.
he he he! Sorry, couldn't resist finishing that one! ;D
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Jack whispered, "Whut're we gonna do now?"
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Jack whispered, "Whut're we gonna do now?"
Ennis thought sadly, nothein' we can do. no how.
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Jack whispered, "Whut're we gonna do now?"
Ennis thought sadly, nothein' we can do. no how.
I got my life and you got yours,
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Jack whispered, "Whut're we gonna do now?"
Ennis thought sadly, nothein' we can do. no how.
I got my life and you got yours,
Meet once in a while, drink some Coors
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Jack whispered, "Whut're we gonna do now?"
Ennis thought sadly, nothein' we can do. no how.
I got my life and you got yours,
Meet once in a while, drink some Coors
and have as much sex as time will allow!
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There was a young lady named Alma Beers,
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There was a young lady named Alma Beers,
She loved a man who brought her many tears..
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There was a young lady named Alma Beers,
She loved a man who brought her many tears..
Then one day, in the mail, she saw the card,
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There was a young lady named Alma Beers,
She loved a man who brought her many tears..
Then one day, in the mail, she saw the card,
from the man who made her husband hard
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There was a young lady named Alma Beers,
She loved a man who brought her many tears..
Then one day, in the mail, she saw the card,
from the man who made her husband hard
And her heart froze in time with her fears.
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Jack hoped beyond hope with each passing year,
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Jack hoped beyond hope with each passing year,
That he would forge life with the one he held dear,
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Jack hoped beyond hope with each passing year,
That he would forge life with the one he held dear,
They'd get them a ranch, and run a few cows
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Jack hoped beyond hope with each passing year,
That he would forge life with the one he held dear,
They'd get them a ranch, and run a few cows
No more need to go southward, the men for to browse,
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Jack hoped beyond hope with each passing year,
That he would forge life with the one he held dear,
They'd get them a ranch, and run a few cows
No more need to go southward, the men for to browse,
And words of their love, they'd continually hear.
They'd walk together hand in hand,
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They'd walk together hand in hand
(in Jack's dreams) over sweet, green land
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They'd walk together hand in hand
(in Jack's dreams) over sweet, green land,
Lay together, side by side,
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They'd walk together hand in hand
(in Jack's dreams) over sweet, green land,
Lay together, side by side,
touching mouths their lips would glide
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They'd walk together hand in hand
(in Jack's dreams) over sweet, green land,
Lay together, side by side,
touching mouths their lips would glide,
In ecstacy, struck by love's magic wand.
:) Another:
It's been a while, let me watch you sleep
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It's been a while, let me watch you sleep
So peaceful, beautiful, makes me weep.
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It's been a while, let me watch you sleep
So peaceful, beautiful, makes me weep.
Just like them Brokeback days, safe by your side,
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It's been a while, let me watch you sleep
So peaceful, beautiful, makes me weep.
Just like them Brokeback days, safe by your side,
Those were the days, what an unbelievable ride!
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It's been a while, let me watch you sleep
So peaceful, beautiful, makes me weep.
Just like them Brokeback days, safe by your side,
Those were the days, what an unbelievable ride!
And providing me with memories to keep.
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Aside: I really like this last one, guys! :)
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Me too. Perhaps the best one yet...good work people...Doug
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Another:
(I wrote a lil poem recently that starts with this ..)
Love me like there is no tomorrow,
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Love me like there is no tomorrow,
Love me true, and feel no sorrow,
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Love me like there is no tomorrow
Love me true, and feel no sorrow
Too much time that has been wasted
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Love me like there is no tomorrow
Love me true, and feel no sorrow
Too much time that has been wasted
And thru my lips, your love, I've tasted,
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Love me like there is no tomorrow
Love me true, and feel no sorrow
Too much time that has been wasted
And thru my lips, your love, I've tasted,
You are mine to have, not borrow.
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Aww.. that was so sweet! :)
Another:
Ennis didn't know about it, until the postcard came
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Ennis didn't know about it, until the postcard came
Just can't be, not his Jack, his flame.
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Ennis didn't know about it, until the postcard came
Just can't be, not his Jack, his flame.
The stamp "deceased", it stung his eyes,
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Ennis didn't know about it, until the postcard came
Just can't be, not his Jack, his flame.
The stamp "deceased", it stung his eyes,
He swallowed hard, to muffle his cries,
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Ennis didn't know about it, until the postcard came
Just can't be, not his Jack, his flame.
The stamp "deceased", it stung his eyes,
He swallowed hard, to muffle his cries,
He had to know, who was to blame.
He rang Laureen, he had to know,
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He rang Laureen, he had to know,
Her voice was cold, her emotions did not show,
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He rang Laureen, he had to know,
Her voice was cold, her emotions did not show,
It wasn't a mistake, he'd never see his Jack again.
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He rang Laureen, he had to know,
Her voice was cold, her emotions did not show,
It wasn't a mistake, he'd never see his Jack again.
He lost his lover, he lost his friend,
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He rang Laureen, he had to know,
Her voice was cold, her emotions did not show,
It wasn't a mistake, he'd never see his Jack again.
He lost his lover, he lost his friend,
The one he had fallen for so long ago.
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Jack chose a low-startle-point mare
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Jack chose a low-startle-point mare
Impress that blond cowboy, the one so fair.
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Jack chose a low-startle-point mare
Impress that blond cowboy, the one so fair.
He was used to ridin' at rodeo meets,
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Jack chose a low-startle-point mare
Impress that blond cowboy, the one so fair.
He was used to ridin' at rodeo meets,
dreamed of similar motion between the sheets,
::) :P
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Jack chose a low-startle-point mare
Impress that blond cowboy, the one so fair.
He was used to ridin' at rodeo meets,
dreamed of similar motion between the sheets,
Take his hand in his, if he dare.
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A syrupy, lovey-dovey one .. ;D
Dear Jack, my lover, my precious, my sweet
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Dear Jack, my lover, my precious, my sweet,
you make my heart race. Feel the beat!
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Dear Jack, my lover, my precious, my sweet,
you make my heart race. Feel the beat!
To feel your lips, press hard on mine,
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Dear Jack, my lover, my precious, my sweet,
you make my heart race. Feel the beat!
To feel your lips, press hard on mine,
You and me as one, just one more time.
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Dear Jack, my lover, my precious, my sweet,
you make my heart race. Feel the beat!
To feel your lips, press hard on mine,
You and me as one, just one more time,
Leaves me tingling from my head down to my feet!
;)
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As Jack met Alma, he nodded and smiled,
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As Jack met Alma, he nodded and smiled,
A simple girl, so sweet and mild.
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As Jack met Alma, he nodded and smiled,
A simple girl, so sweet and mild.
If she knew how much he loved "her" man
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As Jack met Alma, he nodded and smiled,
A simple girl, so sweet and mild.
If she knew how much he loved "her" man
His face lit up by his side, more than she ever can.
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As Jack met Alma, he nodded and smiled,
A simple girl, so sweet and mild.
If she knew how much he loved "her" man
His face lit up by his side, morethan she ever can
Then he heard the sounds, the sounds of a child.
He mentioned his boy, "five months, smiles a lot",
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He mentioned his boy, "five months, smiles a lot",
"Yeah" He beamed, "a son you got."
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He mentioned his boy, "eight months, smiles a lot",
"Yeah" He beamed, "a son you got."
"And I got me a wife, she's pretty as can be"
I changed the first line slightly .. ;)
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He mentioned his boy, "eight months, smiles a lot",
"Yeah" He beamed, "a son you got."
"And I got me a wife, she's pretty as can be"
Ennis thinking 'You came all this way fer me.'
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He mentioned his boy, "eight months, smiles a lot",
"Yeah" He beamed, "a son you got."
"And I got me a wife, she's pretty as can be"
Ennis thinking 'You came all this way fer me.'
In a lil while, they were makin' love, wild and hot!
Another: :)
They made wild love, burning with passion
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They made wild love, burning with passion
Mindless of law, heedless of fashion,
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They made wild love, burning with passion
Mindless of law, heedless of fashion,
Day and night their love didn't tire,
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They made wild love, burning with passion
Mindless of law, heedless of fashion,
Day and night their love didn't tire,
Neither time nor great distance could quench their desire,
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They made wild love, burning with passion
Mindless of law, heedless of fashion,
Day and night their love didn't tire,
Neither time nor great distance could quench their desire,
Both yearned for the little time they could ration.
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The Wyoming hills lay far on the horizon,
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The Wyoming hills lay far on the horizon,
and those Brokeback nights are full of surprizin,
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The Wyoming hills lay far on the horizon,
and those Brokeback nights are full of surprizin,
Untethering secrets, learning what's true,
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The Wyoming hills lay far on the horizon,
and those Brokeback nights are full of surprizin,
Untethering secrets, learning what's true,
The boys passion burst right out of the blue,
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The Wyoming hills lay far on the horizon,
and those Brokeback nights are full of surprizin,
Untethering secrets, learning what's true,
The boys passion burst right out of the blue,
Till true love finds their hearts and flies in.
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Time to start another one..........?
He could paw the white out of the moon,
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He could paw the white out of the moon,
Summer would come to an end too soon
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He could paw the white out of the moon,
Summer would come to an end too soon.
It'd been ages since he felt so right
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He could paw the white out of the moon,
Summer would come to an end too soon.
It'd been ages since he felt so right
Jack and him together in the night
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He could paw the white out of the moon,
Summer would come to an end too soon.
It'd been ages since he felt so right
Jack and him together in the night
At the thought of it he started humming a tune.
:)
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A new one! :)
"Fuck Aguirre!" Jack thought and switched shifts with his mate.
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"Fuck Aguirre!" Jack thought and switched shifts with his mate.
That piss smelling pup tent, he had started to hate,
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"Fuck Aguirre!" Jack thought and switched shifts with his mate.
That piss smelling pup tent, he had started to hate,
Now I can warsh his clothes and feed my man,
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"Fuck Aguirre!" Jack thought and switched shifts with his mate.
That piss smelling pup tent, he had started to hate,
Now I can warsh his clothes and feed my man,
I'll perfect the art of opening a can,
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"Fuck Aguirre!" Jack thought and switched shifts with his mate.
That piss smelling pup tent, he had started to hate,
Now I can warsh his clothes and feed my man,
I'll perfect the art of opening a can,
And the rest, I'll leave up to love and fate.
There aint no reins on this one, Jack
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There aint no reins on this one, Jack
We got this 'thing', can't never go back.
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There aint no reins on this one, Jack
We got this 'thing', can't never go back.
But it's scary as hell,
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There aint no reins on this one, Jack
We got this 'thing', can't never go back.
But it's scary as hell,
And you sure ring my bell!
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There aint no reins on this one, Jack
We got this 'thing', can't never go back.
But it's scary as hell,
And you sure ring my bell!
Enough with the talk now - let's get in the sack!
;) ;D
Perhaps I'd better start the next one right away:
While sleeping on the cold, hard ground
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While sleeping on the cold, hard ground
They kept themselves warm with the love they'd just found...
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While sleeping on the cold, hard ground
They kept themselves warm with the love they'd just found.
One night in the tent
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While sleeping on the cold, hard ground
They kept themselves warm with the love they'd just found.
One night in the tent,
Over Jack....Ennis bent..
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While sleeping on the cold, hard ground
They kept themselves warm with the love they'd just found.
One night in the tent,
Over Jack....Ennis bent..
And he made a quite loud, panting sound...
:P
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"Cant stand this anymore" he said, with a tear,
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"Cant stand this anymore" he said, with a tear,
Losing his love or his life was the choice to fear,
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"Cant stand this anymore" he said, with a tear,
Losing his love or his life was the choice to fear,
Jacks arms around him, he fell to the ground,
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"Cant stand this anymore" he said, with a tear,
Losing his love or his life was the choice to fear,
Jacks arms around him, he fell to the ground,
There in the dust his soul's solace he found,
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"Cant stand this anymore" he said, with a tear,
Losing his love or his life was the choice to fear,
Jacks arms around him, he fell to the ground,
There in the dust his soul's solace he found,
Reassurance from Jack, is what he needed to hear.
For unknown to them, this time was the last,
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For unknown to them, this time was the last,
Their moments of joy were all in the past,
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For unknown to them, this time was the last,
Their moments of joy were all in the past,
Twenty years meeting up would be no more.
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For unknown to them, this time was the last,
Their moments of joy were all in the past,
Twenty years meeting up would be no more.
One just beyond reach, the other broken and poor.
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For unknown to them, this time was the last,
Their moments of joy were all in the past,
Twenty years meeting up would be no more.
One just beyond reach, the other broken and poor.
Just two shirts in a closet, no more lines to cast.
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ASIDE: I think we may have just written one of the saddest limericks ever.
How about another?:
One wife knew something of the games of her man,
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One wife knew something of the games of her man,
For a long time she still loved him, remained his fan.
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One wife knew something of the games of her man,
For a long time she still loved him, remained his fan.
Till lack of fulfillment barraged its way through,
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One wife knew something of the games of her man,
For a long time she still loved him, remained his fan.
Till lack of fulfillment barraged its way through,
So another life, she sought to persue,
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One wife knew something of the games of her man,
For a long time she still loved him, remained his fan.
Till lack of fulfillment barraged its way through,
So another life, she sought to persue,
and into Monroe's waiting arms she ran.
::)
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She stood at the door, and watched them embrace,
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She stood at the door, and watched them embrace,
then turned and retraced her steps in a daze
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She stood at the door, and watched them embrace,
then turned and retraced her steps in a daze
Truth blasted open, never suspected,
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She stood at the door, and watched them embrace,
then turned and retraced her steps in a daze
Truth blasted open, never suspected,
And they didnt know, they were being detected,
Their kisses and hands all over their face.
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It had been four years, he picked out a card.
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It had been four years, he picked out a card.
He had sought Ennis everywhere, high and low, long and hard,
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It had been four years, he picked out a card.
He had sought Ennis everywhere, high and low, long and hard
"This has been overdue", he wrote all excited
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It had been four years, he picked out a card.
He had sought Ennis everywhere, high and low, long and hard
"This has been overdue", he wrote all excited
"Be through on the 24th." he read, hardly able to stay righted.
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It had been four years, he picked out a card.
He had sought Ennis everywhere, high and low, long and hard
"This has been overdue", he wrote all excited
"Be through on the 24th." he read, hardly able to stay righted.
He knew his excitement, he would need to hide and guard.
The day seemed long, as he paced 'cross the room,
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The day seemed long, as he paced 'cross the room,
He was excited for a change, no depressing gloom
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The day seemed long, as he paced 'cross the room,
He was excited for a change, no depressing gloom
Was Jack really going to be here?
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The day seemed long, as he paced 'cross the room,
He was excited for a change, no depressing gloom
Was Jack really going to be here?
Would it all be the same--his touch as soft, his face as dear?
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The day seemed long, as he paced 'cross the room,
He was excited for a change, no depressing gloom
Was Jack really going to be here?
Would it all be the same--his touch as soft, his face as dear
He would know, before long, he's arriving soon.
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Before dawn, a red and white Ford pickup merges on the highway.
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A Ford pickup merged on the highway
Before dawn - no light yet in the skyways
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A Ford pickup merged on the highway
Before dawn - no light yet in the skyways
14 hours is alot a driving Lureen would say
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A Ford pickup .merged on the highway
Before dawn - no light yet in the skyways
14 hours is alot a driving Lureen would say
What would make you drive all that way.
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A Ford pickup merged on the highway
Before dawn - no light yet in the skyways
14 hours is alot a driving Lureen would say
What would make you drive all that way.
For lovin' you no longer come my way!
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They took a few swigs of Old Rose
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They took a few swigs of Old Rose
Felt the chill of the down to their toes.
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They took a few swigs of Old Rose
Felt the chill of the down to their toes.
Jack passed Ennis the joint
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They took a few swigs of Old Rose
Felt the chill of the down to their toes.
Jack passed Ennis the joint
came straight to the point
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They took a few swigs of Old Rose
Felt the chill of the down to their toes.
Jack passed Ennis the joint
came straight to the point
What Jack had said only added to his woes
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Ennis leaned back to catch a last look
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Ennis leaned back to catch a last look
jack immediately picked up the hook
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Ennis leaned back to catch a last look
Jack immediately picked up the hook,
He saw that Ennis watched him that way
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Ennis leaned back to catch a last look
Jack immediately picked up the hook,
He saw that Ennis watched him that way
And somehow he knew, he'd love him one day,
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Ennis leaned back to catch a last look
Jack immediately picked up the hook,
He saw that Ennis watched him that way
And somehow he knew, he'd love him one day,
And the words of this story might end up in a book.
"I aint queer" said Ennis, looking over at Jack,
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"I aint queer" said Ennis, looking over at Jack,
"Me neither" Jack said to Ennis looking back
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"I aint queer" said Ennis, looking over at Jack,
"Me neither" Jack said to Ennis looking back.
"This thing, it's a one-shot deal!"
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"I aint queer" said Ennis, looking over at Jack,
"Me neither" Jack said to Ennis looking back.
"This thing, it's a one-shot deal!"
"We sure cant help the way that we feel"
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"I aint queer" said Ennis, looking over at Jack,
"Me neither" Jack said to Ennis looking back.
"This thing, it's a one-shot deal!"
"We sure cant help the way that we feel"
"Bein' without you I sure can't hack."
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Another one, limerickers! ;)
Jack watched as the rodeo clown walked away,
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Jack watched as the rodeo clown walked away,
Back to his mates, having plenty to say,
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Jack watched as the rodeo clown walked away,
Back to his mates, having plenty to say,
Rejection burned his reddening cheeks
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Jack watched as the rodeo clown walked away,
Back to his mates, having plenty to say,
Rejection burned his reddening cheeks
'To hell with the clown and those silly pr!cks',
Thought Jack, I need Ennis here with me to stay!
8)
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Another:
"My dad, he was a fine roper", Ennis said
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"My dad, he was a fine roper", Ennis said
When Jakc just watched him, he went ahead:
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"My dad, he was a fine roper", Ennis said
When Jack just watched him, he went ahead:
"Didn't rodeo much, fer sure....
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"My dad, he was a fine roper", Ennis said
When Jack just watched him, he went ahead:
"Didn't rodeo much, fer sure....
Called 'em "fuck ups" and more,
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"My dad, he was a fine roper", Ennis said
When Jack just watched him, he went ahead:
"Didn't rodeo much, fer sure....
Called 'em "fuck ups" and more, -
but now I see all his wits must'a fled!" :-*
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Jack picked up her hat, and dusted it off,
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Jack picked up her hat, and dusted it off,
He tried to impress her, tried to look tough ..
(actually, I dont know if he tried to look tough but it rhymes! lol)
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Jack picked up her hat, and dusted it off,
He tried to impress her, tried to look tough ..
Caught her eye, at the bar that night,
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Jack picked up her hat, and dusted it off,
He tried to impress her, tried to look tough ..
Caught her eye at the bar that night,
And thought she was quite a sight
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Jack picked up her hat, and dusted it off,
He tried to impress her, tried to look tough ..
Caught her eye at the bar that night,
And thought she was quite a sight
She was no Ennis, but she was quite enough ..
:)
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"You waitin' on a matin' call", she said to Jack,
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"You waitin' on a matin' call", she said to Jack,
He looked her over, charm and beauty she didn't lack
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"You waitin' on a matin' call", she said to Jack,
He looked her over, charm and beauty she didn't lack
They danced, but his thoughts, were of some other time
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"You waitin' on a matin' call", she said to Jack,
He looked her over, charm and beauty she didn't lack
They danced, but his thoughts were of some other time
He remembered two young guys in their prime
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"You waitin' on a matin' call", she said to Jack,
He looked her over, charm and beauty she didn't lack
They danced, but his thoughts were of some other time
He remembered two young guys in there prime
But, to hell with it, He aint in no mood to look back.
In the back seat of the car, she was "moving so fast"
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In the back seat of the car, she was moving so fast
Jack was worried a bit about how long he would last...
::)
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In the back seat of the car, she was moving so fast
Jack was worried a bit about how long he would last...
She was all over him like she was in heat,
:P
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In the back seat of the car, she was moving so fast
Jack was worried a bit about how long he would last...
She was all over him like she was in heat,
Wanted him there and then, down on the seat,
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In the back seat of the car, she was moving so fast
Jack was worried a bit about how long he would last
She was all over him like she was in heat,
Wanted him there and then, down on the seat,
But his eyes got blurry, and out he passed...
:P
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One morning he woke up and was married to Lureen
;D
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One morning he woke up and was married to Lureen
He told himself, "She's the prettiest I've ever seen.."
Although all he could see was Ennis' face.
;)
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One morning he woke up and was married to Lureen
He told himself, "She's the prettiest I've ever seen.."
Although all he could see was Ennis' face.
And instead of denim, he felt lace,
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One morning he woke up and was married to Lureen
He told himself, "She's the prettiest I've ever seen.."
Although all he could see was Ennis' face
And instead of denim, he felt lace.
How he wished he was again nineteen!
:-\
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Continued ..
"I'm pregnant!", Lureen announced with a smile,
:)
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"I'm pregnant!", Lureen announced with a smile.
"Holy crap", thought Jack, "guess I'm stuck for a while..."
:P
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"I'm pregnant!", Lureen announced with a smile.
"Holy crap", thought Jack, "guess I'm stuck for a while..."
"Wow, honey, that's super!", he cried, hiding a tear
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"I'm pregnant!", Lureen announced with a smile.
"Holy crap", thought Jack, "guess I'm stuck for a while..."
"Wow, honey, that's super!", he cried, hiding a tear
then left for a pub 'cause he needed a beer.
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"I'm pregnant!", Lureen announced with a smile.
"Holy crap", thought Jack, "guess I'm stuck for a while..."
"Wow, honey, that's super!", he cried, hiding a tear
then left for a pub 'cause he needed a beer.
Instead he took off in haste, driving mile after mile.
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Another:
"Hey Ennis, wanna see a woolie?", joked Jack
:P
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"Hey Ennis, wanna see a woolie?", joked Jack,
"I jes happen ta have one right here, and it's black..."
;D
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"Hey Ennis, wanna see a woolie?", joked Jack,
"I jes happen ta have one right here, and it's black..."
"Come on, take a look! It's a big one too!"
:P ;D
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"Hey Ennis, wanna see a woolie?", joked Jack,
"I jes happen ta have one right here, and it's black..."
"Come on, take a look! It's a big one too!
Running wild, so it needs ta be tamed good by you."
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"Hey Ennis, wanna see a woolie?", joked Jack,
"I jes happen ta have one right here, and it's black..."
"Come on, take a look! It's a big one too!
Running wild, so it needs ta be tamed good by you."
Ennis smiled, "I'll handle this before I get back.."
:P
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"Hey Ennis, wanna see a woolie?", joked Jack,
"I jes happen ta have one right here, and it's black..."
"Come on, take a look! It's a big one too!
Running wild, so it needs ta be tamed good by you."
Ennis smiled, "I'll handle this before I get back.."
:laugh:
A new one!
Old Aguirre couldn't quite believe what he saw
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Old Aguirre couldn't quite believe what he saw,
He broke into sweat, the passion was hot and raw!
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Old Aguirre couldn't quite believe what he saw,
He broke into sweat, the passion was hot and raw!
"Damn!", he thought, "They ain't herdin' my sheep!"
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Old Aguirre couldn't quite believe what he saw,
He broke into sweat, the passion was hot and raw!
"Damn!", he thought, "They ain't herdin' my sheep!"
They're huggin' an kissin', an lovin' so deep,
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Old Aguirre couldn't quite believe what he saw,
He broke into sweat, the passion was hot and raw!
"Damn!", he thought, "They ain't herdin' my sheep!"
They're huggin' an kissin', an lovin' so deep,
"Unbelievable! What the hell do I pay them for?!"
Continued:
He hid in the bushes and waited till they were done
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He hid in the bushes and waited till they were done
In secret, he wished he could be part of the fun
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He hid in the bushes and waited till they were done
In secret, he wished he could be part of the fun.
Then they got dressed and kissed goodbye
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He hid in the bushes and waited till they were done
In secret, he wished he could be part of the fun.
Then they got dressed and kissed goodbye
Sweating profusely, Aguirre hastily did up his fly
:P ;D
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He hid in the bushes and waited till they were done
In secret, he wished he could be part of the fun.
Then they got dressed and kissed goodbye
Sweating profusely, Aguirre hastily did up his fly
And rode down to the boys on the run.
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Do you ever get the feelin' that some folks know,
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Do you ever get the feelin' that some folks know?
I fear they do, even though we're on the downlow.
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Do you ever get the feelin' that some folks know?
I fear they do, even though we're on the downlow.
Sometimes they look, like they know what we're doin'
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Do you ever get the feelin' that some folks know?
I fear they do, even though we're on the downlow.
Sometimes they look, like they know what we're doin'
If they find out, could be our ruin.
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Do you ever get the feelin' that some folks know?
I fear they do, even though we're on the downlow.
Sometimes they look, like they know what we're doin'
If they find out, could be our ruin.
Does Lureen know? Please tell me it ain't so ..
Another: :)
Ennis watched as Jack warshed in the morning sun,
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Ennis watched as Jack warshed in the morning sun,
Jack unaware, thought how Ennis could be won.
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Ennis watched as Jack warshed in the morning sun,
Jack unaware, thought how Ennis could be won.
Jack's body gleamed in the sun, smooth ..wet,
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Ennis watched as Jack warshed in the morning sun,
Jack unaware, thought how Ennis could be won.
Jack's body gleamed in the sun, smooth ..wet,
Ennis thought "Oh damn, how horny I get..."
:P
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Ennis watched as Jack warshed in the morning sun,
Jack unaware, thought how Ennis could be won.
Jack's body gleamed in the sun, smooth ..wet,
Ennis thought "Oh damn, how horny I get..."
Before long, Ennis stripped and joined in the fun!
Coincidentally, I did a fanpic a while ago with something like this in mind .. 8) :P
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Fanart/f1ad9173.jpg)
(Note: Ennis never takes off his hat .. even when he bathes .. ;D )
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'I now pronounce you man and wife', the minister said
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'I now pronounce you man and wife', the minister said
Ennis couldn't think straight, he was feeling so bad.
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'I now pronounce you man and wife', the minister said
Ennis couldn't think straight, he was feeling so bad.
He thought of Jack with a tear in his eye
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'I now pronounce you man and wife', the minister said
Ennis couldn't think straight, he was feeling so bad.
He thought of Jack with a tear in his eye
And now with Alma, to live a lie,
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'I now pronounce you man and wife', the minister said
Ennis couldn't think straight, he was feeling so bad.
He thought of Jack with a tear in his eye
And now with Alma, to live a lie,
'I gotta forget him,' he thought, 'Gotta look ahead' ...
Ctd: :)
Alma hated the way he flipped her in bed
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Alma hated the way he flipped her in bed
Him looking at the back of her head
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Alma hated the way he flipped her in bed
Him looking at the back of her head
Before Jack came to visit, she hadn't a clue
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Alma hated the way he flipped her in bed
Him looking at the back of her head
Before Jack came to visit, she hadn't a clue
That Ennis' 'fishing trip' was long overdue.
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Alma hated the way he flipped her in bed
Him looking at the back of her head
Before Jack came to visit, she hadn't a clue
That Ennis' 'fishing trip' was long overdue,
And right then began a life full of dread.
:-\
Perk things up abit .. :)
Jack slammed Ennis against the motel door
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Jack slammed Ennis against the motel door
Four long years he had waited for more
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Jack slammed Ennis against the motel door
Four long years he had waited for more,
His heart hammered hard in his chest
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Jack slammed Ennis against the motel door
Four long years he had waited for more,
His heart hammered hard in his chest
His thoughts were on lovin', no time for rest,
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Jack slammed Ennis against the motel door
Four long years he had waited for more,
His heart hammered hard in his chest
His thoughts were on lovin', no time for rest,
And before long, he was on his back on the floor.
;)
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Lips pressing, bodies grinding, the two were one,
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Lips pressing, bodies grinding, the two were one,
The room's fly-spattered lightbulb was the moon to their Sun,
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Lips pressing, bodies grinding, the two were one,
The room's fly-spattered lightbulb was the moon to their Sun,
Their groans of passion, their words of love,
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Lips pressing, bodies grinding, the two were one,
The room's fly-spattered lightbulb was the moon to their Sun,
Their groans of passion, their words of love,
Pierced the air, floating to the heavens above.
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Lips pressing, bodies grinding, the two were one,
The room's fly-spattered lightbulb was the moon to their Sun,
Their groans of passion, their words of love,
Pierced the air, floating to the heavens above.
And lingered till their tryst was done.
How about...
It was a cold dawn when he learned Jack was gone
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It was a cold dawn when he learned Jack was gone
A lifetime, a passion, a love .. over and done
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It was a cold dawn when he learned Jack was gone
A lifetime, a passion, a love .. over and done
There was never enough time,now too late
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It was a cold dawn when he learned Jack was gone
A lifetime, a passion, a love .. over and done
There was never enough time, now too late
A sudden and cruel turn of fate
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It was a cold dawn when he learned Jack was gone
A lifetime, a passion, a love .. over and done
There was never enough time, now too late
A sudden and cruel turn of fate
Ennis yearned for some comfort, but there was none
:'(
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At the Siesta, they bounced on a bed
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At the Siesta, they bounced on a bed
Their sexual hunger, finally fed,
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At the Siesta, they bounced on a bed
Their sexual hunger, finally fed,
They let their pants drop
:)
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At the Siesta, they bounced on a bed
Their sexual hunger, finally fed,
They let their pants drop
On the bed, they did flop,
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At the Siesta, they bounced on a bed
Their sexual hunger, finally fed,
They let their pants drop
On the bed, they did flop,
And before long, Ennis gave Jack some h---
;D Sorry, I am being crude .. 8) Let me make up for it ..
"It could be just like this," he said with a smile
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"It could be just like this," he said with a smile
"We'd live, love — raise cattle in style!"
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"It could be just like this," he said with a smile
"We'd live, love — raise cattle in style!"
"Let's do it, Ennis! What do you say?"
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"It could be just like this," he said with a smile
"We'd live, love — raise cattle in style!"
"Let's do it, Ennis! What do you say?"
"Oh how I wish Jack, that it could be that way"
At the Siesta, they bounced on a bed
Their sexual hunger, finally fed,
They let their pants drop
On the bed, they did flop,
And before long, Ennis gave Jack some h---
;D Sorry, I am being crude .. 8) Let me make up for it ..
'ts awright....I thought of "head" too, for the second line, but wasnt game....
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"It could be just like this," he said with a smile
"We'd live, love — raise cattle in style!"
"Let's do it, Ennis! What do you say?"
"Oh how I wish Jack, that it could be that way,
I can't live with you .. wait, let's give it a while.."
Continued:
Jack nodded wearily and lowered his head,
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Jack nodded wearily and lowered his head,
Thinkin' bout what Ennis just said,
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Jack nodded wearily and lowered his head,
Thinkin' bout what Ennis just said.
Deep down, he felt a growing fear
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Jack nodded wearily and lowered his head,
Thinkin' bout what Ennis just said.
Deep down, he felt a growing fear
Would all their love just disappear?
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Jack nodded wearily and lowered his head,
Thinkin' bout what Ennis just said.
Deep down, he felt a growing fear
Would all their love just disappear,
Slowly wilting, leaving them for dead?
:-\
Lets cheer things up abit: :)
"F--k Aguirre!!" Jack barked to the poor sheep
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"F--k Aguirre!!" Jack barked to the poor sheep
"He's a slave driver — nasty and cheap!"
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"F--k Aguirre!!" Jack barked to the poor sheep
"He's a slave driver — nasty and cheap!"
The sheep just shrugged and went on grazing
:)
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"F--k Aguirre!!" Jack barked to the poor sheep
"He's a slave driver — nasty and cheap!"
The sheep just shrugged and went on grazing
"Quit whining!" Ennis said (well, I'm paraphrasing)
:P
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"F--k Aguirre!!" Jack barked to the poor sheep
"He's a slave driver — nasty and cheap!"
The sheep just shrugged and went on grazing
"Quit whining!" Ennis said (I'm paraphrasing)
"Who 'dya think you are — Lil' Bo Peep?"
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The other sheep, they were Chilean
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The other sheep, they were Chilean
"We should stick this out Jack! Just sayin'!"
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The other sheep, they were Chilean
"We should stick this out Jack! Just sayin'!"
Jack grumbled as he struggled with the sheep
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The other sheep, they were Chilean
"We should stick this out Jack! Just sayin'!"
Jack grumbled as he struggled with the sheep.
for lately he'd not had much sleep ;)
My limerick line dedicated to and inspired by Milli's *truly* riveting fanart! :P
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The other sheep, they were Chilean
"We should stick this out Jack! Just sayin!"
Jack grumbled as he struggled with the sheep.
for lately he'd not had much sleep
Thanks to all of their hot late-night playin!
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New one folkses .. 8)
There were nights when Ennis sat by the camp fire,
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There were nights when Ennis sat by the camp fire,
His thoughts of Jack, he could never tire,
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There were nights when Ennis sat by the camp fire,
His thoughts of Jack, he could never tire,
The passion he felt would bring tears to his eyes,
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There were nights when Ennis sat by the camp fire,
His thoughts of Jack, he could never tire,
The passion he felt would bring tears to his eyes,
Even though he felt Jack had paid the ultimate price
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Wake up, limerickers! 8)
There were nights when Ennis sat by the camp fire,
His thoughts of Jack, he could never tire,
The passion he felt would bring tears to his eyes,
Even though he felt Jack had paid the ultimate price.
His longings for Jack deepened by the day, his needs dire ..
A new one: :)
I once knew a bleach-blonde named Lureen,
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I once knew a bleach-blonde named Lureen
who had been a hot rodeo queen
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I once knew a bleach-blonde named Lureen
who had been a hot rodeo queen.
One day a pretty boy picked up her hat
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once knew a bleach-blonde named Lureen
who had been a hot rodeo queen.
One day a pretty boy picked up her hat
Whose sexy arse she longed to pat,
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I once knew a bleach-blonde named Lureen
who had been a hot rodeo queen.
One day a pretty boy picked up her hat
Whose sexy arse she longed to pat.
(If she'd only known where that arse had been!)
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They were making out in her back seat
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They were making out in her back seat
She reminded him of a bitch on heat
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They were making out in her back seat
She reminded him of a bitch on heat
Like Ennis, she had good taste
Such a fine ass should not go to waste
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They were making out in her back seat
She reminded him of a bitch on heat
Like Ennis, she had good taste
Such a fine ass should not go to waste
She was a quick one, so fast on her feet!
:) Another ..
Alma Junior was born September of '64
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Alma Junior was born September of '64
a perfect little darling for Ennis to adore
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Alma Junior was born September of '64
a perfect little darling for Ennis to adore
She made him think of that time
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Alma Junior was born September of '64
a perfect little darling for Ennis to adore
She made him think of that time
before the wedding bells' chime
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Alma Junior was born September of '64
a perfect little darling for Ennis to adore
She made him think of that time
before the wedding bells' chime
When Jack was all he needed, nothing more ..
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Another? :)
Ennis watched as Jack's horse whinnied and bucked
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Another? :)
Ennis watched as Jack's horse whinnied and bucked
Now (scratching my head) what rhymes with "bucked"
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Now (scratching my head) what rhymes with "bucked"
I know, I was playing devils advocate a little here, Sue. But y'all are talented poets here - can't ya think of anything... else? ;)
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Ennis watched as Jack's horse whinnied and bucked
Clearly amused by his new friend's conduct
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Bravo Fran! ;D
Ennis watched as Jack's horse whinnied and bucked
Clearly amused by his new friend's conduct
That beautiful boy ain't no rodeo, he thought
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Ennis watched as Jack's horse whinnied and bucked
Clearly amused by his new friend's conduct
That beautiful boy ain't no rodeo, he thought
Jack smiled, he certainly got the attention he sought
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Ennis watched as Jack's horse whinnied and bucked
Clearly amused by his new friend's conduct
That beautiful boy ain't no rodeo, he thought
Jack smiled, he certainly got the attention he sought
And hopefully — inhibitions soon would be chucked!!
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Nice one Laura! To think no one used the "other" word that rhymes so well with bucked! :P
Another ..
"Water-walking Jesus! Take me aw-aaaaaaaa-aay.."
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Thanks Lucise!
"Water-walking Jesus! Take me aw-aaaaaaaa-aay...
And with this fine cowboy, I'd sure love to plaaaaaaaa-aay..."
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"Water-walking Jesus! Take me aw-aaaaaaaa-aay...
And with this fine cowboy, I'd sure love to plaaaaaaaa-aay...
Like fine whiskey, he leaves me begging for mo-ooooo-ore.."
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"Water-walking Jesus! Take me aw-aaaaaaaa-aay...
And with this fine cowboy, I'd sure love to plaaaaaaaa-aay...
Like fine whiskey, he leaves me begging for mo-ooooo-ore.."
And I don't give a damn even if I'll be so-oooo-ore..
:P
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"Water-walking Jesus! Take me aw-aaaaaaaa-aay...
And with this fine cowboy, I'd sure love to plaaaaaaaa-aay...
Like fine whiskey, he leaves me begging for mo-ooooo-ore.."
And I don't give a damn even if I'll be so-oooo-ore..
Water-walking Jesus! Hear me as I pra-aaaaaaa-aay.."
;D
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Oh I LOOOOOOVE that one! Bravo guys!! ;D ;D ;D
Jack tried not to look as he peeled all them spuds
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Jack tried not to look as he peeled all them spuds
At Ennis buck naked, without any duds
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Jack tried not to look as he peeled all them spuds
At Ennis buck naked, without any duds.
Jack swallowed, his throat suddenly dry
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Jack tried not to look as he peeled all them spuds
At Ennis buck naked, without any duds.
Jack swallowed, his throat suddenly dry
As he let out a longing sigh
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Jack tried not to look as he peeled all them spuds
At Ennis buck naked, without any duds.
Jack swallowed, his throat suddenly dry
As he let out a longing sigh,
Wishing and hoping they'd soon be more than buds.
The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go
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The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go
Ignoring his son's wishes like that was just low!
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The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go
Ignoring his son's wishes like that was just low!
It made Mrs. Twist want to poison his cake...
>:(
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The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go
Ignoring his son's wishes like that was just low!
It made Mrs. Twist want to poison his cake...
Damn right! He was their only son, for God's sake!
:-\
(Anke, that poison line cracked me up .. ;D )
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The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go
Ignoring his son's wishes like that was just low!
It made Mrs. Twist want to poison his cake...
Damn right! He was their only son, for God's sake!
And Ennis was their son's loving beau!
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Mrs. Twist offered cake with a cherry
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Mrs. Twist offered cake with a cherry
Attempting to keep the tone merry
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Del Mar, in his youth, had missed
The opportunity to sin or be kissed
Til, neglecting his sheep,
He got pissed before sleep
Then awoke with his tail in a Twist.
Howzat?
Lachlan
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Hey Lachlan, we're building these line-by-line. I like your limerick though! Post it here: http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,5944.0.html (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,5944.0.html)
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Mrs. Twist offered cake with a cherry
Attempting to keep the tone merry.
Ennis declined, all he wanted was coffee
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Mrs. Twist offered cake with a cherry
Attempting to keep the tone merry.
Ennis declined, all he wanted was coffee.
He so missed Jack's love — sweet like toffee.
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Mrs. Twist offered cake with a cherry
Attempting to keep the tone merry.
Ennis declined, all he wanted was coffee.
He so missed Jack's love — sweet like toffee:
It was Jack, not their love, he had come to bury. :'(
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Sorry, I learned how to write poetry but not how to use a computer. I don't even have one; I'm in a noisy internet cafe and can only write within a brief time allocation. So all I can do is push "reply" and write. Today I must pick up some kale from the Farmers' Market, caulk a boat and lay down mulch, so "posting" is beyond me.
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Lachlan, although not to protocol......that was a great limerick
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Lachlan, although not to protocol......that was a great limerick
I'll second that. Well done, Lachlan.
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Shall I start a new one? ;)
He sat by the window, drinking beer after beer
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He sat by the window, drinking beer after beer,
Waiting for the moment when Jack would reappear
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He sat by the window, drinking beer after beer,
Waiting for the moment when Jack would reappear.
Tension mounting by the minute,
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He sat by the window, drinking beer after beer,
Waiting for the moment when Jack would reappear.
Tension mounting by the minute,
Excitement building, but trying to limit,
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He sat by the window, drinking beer after beer,
Waiting for the moment when Jack would reappear.
Tension mounting by the minute,
Excitement building, but trying to limit,
'til raw passion beat back his fear!
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He ran into that fast hard embrace
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He ran into that fast hard embrace
A wide, happy smile lighting up his face
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I love these poems about the reunion.....................
He ran into that fast hard embrace
A wide, happy smile lighting up his face
Pressing together, fast and hard,
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He ran into that fast hard embrace
A wide, happy smile lighting up his face
Pressing together, fast and hard,
Jack holding back at first till Ennis played his card
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He ran into that fast hard embrace
A wide, happy smile lighting up his face
Pressing together, fast and hard,
Jack holding back at first till Ennis played his card
Kissing and hugging at such a fast pace.
The kiss, not expected, was joy to Jacks heart,
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The kiss, not expected, was joy to Jacks heart,
Medicine to sooth the 4 years apart,
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The kiss, not expected, was joy to Jacks heart,
Medicine to sooth the 4 years apart.
In one moment, all their cares were lost
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The kiss, not expected, was joy to Jacks heart,
Medicine to sooth the 4 years apart.
In one moment, all their cares were lost
they both *knew* what mattered the most:
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The kiss, not expected, was joy to Jacks heart,
Medicine to soothe the 4 years apart.
In one moment, all their cares were lost
they both *knew* what mattered the most:
To be reunited with one's counterpart!
They stood close, squeezing the breath out of each other
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They stood close, squeezing the breath out of each other,
Lips pressed hard, to nearly a smother,
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They stood close, squeezing the breath out of each other,
Lips pressed hard, to nearly a smother.
Fondest wish turned to truth,
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They stood close, squeezing the breath out of each other,
Lips pressed hard, to nearly a smother.
Fondest wish turned to truth,
Lonely, wounded hearts to soothe
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They stood close, squeezing the breath out of each other,
Lips pressed hard, to nearly a smother.
Fondest wish turned to truth,
Lonely, wounded hearts to soothe
Someone was watching but they didn't bother...
:)
A new one:
Their kiss, it seemed to last forever
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Their kiss, it seemed to last forever
A kiss they thought, would happen never,
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Their kiss, it seemed to last forever
A kiss they thought, would happen never,
The world seemed to pass them by
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Their kiss, it seemed to last forever
A kiss they thought, would happen never,
The world seemed to pass them by
As they pressed – face, chest, groin and thigh
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Their kiss, it seemed to last forever
A kiss they thought, would happen never,
The world seemed to pass them by
As they pressed – face, chest, groin and thigh
To think themselves unseen wasn't so clever.
:-\
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They knew they needed their time alone,
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They knew they needed their time alone.
So much built-up testosterone!
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The once was a cowpoke named Jack
With sexual needs…alas and alack
But with a hand on his prick
And a little clear slick
Ennis was all over his back
FWIW
goaboydc
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They knew they needed their time alone.
So much built-up testosterone!
Jack was shaking from his head to his feet
p/s: Hello goaboydc! :)
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They knew they needed their time alone.
So much built-up testosterone!
Jack was shaking from his head to his feet
And yet, there was still Alma to greet
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They knew they needed their time alone.
So much built-up testosterone!
Jack was shaking from his head to his feet
And yet, there was still Alma to greet.
They craved the time when they'd be on their own!
ANother: :)
They made love three times that night
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They made love three times that night
Being together felt sooooo right
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They made love three times that night
Being together felt sooooo right
Four f*ckin years had just been wasted
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They made love three times that night
Being together felt sooooo right
Four f*ckin years had just been wasted
So each other's bodies they tasted
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They made love three times that night
Being together felt sooooo right
Four f*ckin years had just been wasted
So each other's bodies they tasted,
Never wanting to leave each other's sight!
:)
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After the Motel night...
Ennis couldn't look his wife in the eye
::)
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Ennis couldn't look his wife in the eye
He couldn't tell her, best let her believe the lie.
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Ennis couldn't look his wife in the eye
He couldn't tell her, best let her believe the lie.
Gotta get out, get away with Jack,
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Ennis couldn't look his wife in the eye
He couldn't tell her, best let her believe the lie.
Gotta get out, get away with Jack,
So he told her, "Tonight we mightn't be back!"
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Ennis couldn't look his wife in the eye
He couldn't tell her, best let her believe the lie.
Gotta get out, get away with Jack,
So he told her, "Tonight we mightn't be back!"
And high-tailed it to a motel nearby!!
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Woohoo .. another.. :)
He could see the Twist Ranch in the distance
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He could see the Twist Ranch in the distance
He'd found it with little assistance
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He could see the Twist Ranch in the distance
He'd found it with little assistance.
Jack's Ma waited for him by the door
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He could see the Twist ranch in the distance
He'd found it with little assistance.
Jack's ma waited for him by the door,
And they instantly had good rapport
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He could see the Twist ranch in the distance
He'd found it with little assistance.
Jack's ma waited for him by the door,
And they instantly had good rapport
Each grateful for the other's existence!
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Cont'd: :)
The old man watched him through cold blue eyes,
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The old man watched him through cold blue eyes,
So cold, they made Ennis realize
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The old man watched him through cold blue eyes,
So cold, they made Ennis realize
That he knew about Jack's "ways"
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The old man watched him through cold blue eyes,
So cold, they made Ennis realize
That he knew about Jack's "ways",
His contempt showed in his face
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The old man watched him through cold blue eyes,
So cold, they made Ennis realize
That he knew about Jack's "ways",
His contempt showed in his face
And their love he had quietly surmised.
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I'm not very experienced at this, so I'll just go back to the basics...
There once were two men and a tent
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There once were two men and a tent
And up Brokeback Mountain they went
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There once were two men and a tent
And up Brokeback Mountain they went
Then one night, while asleep
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There once were two men and a tent
And up Brokeback Mountain they went
Then one night, while asleep
Jack took a big leap
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There once were two men and a tent
And up Brokeback Mountain they went
Then one night, while asleep
Jack took a big leap
And Ennis could tell what he meant.
Jacks hand wandered under the covers
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Jack's hand wandered under the covers
And in an instant they became lovers
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Jack's hand wandered under the covers
And in an instant they became lovers
With a few quiet mumbles,
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Jack's hand wandered under the covers
And in an instant they became lovers
With a few quiet mumbles,
And some sexual fumbles......
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Jack's hand wandered under the covers
And in an instant they became lovers
With a few quiet mumbles,
And some sexual fumbles......
They made it a night like no other!!
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beware.....this one could be a "nasty"
A bit of spit, and a grunt or two,
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A bit of spit, and a grunt or two,
A forceful entry by you-know-who,
:P
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A bit of spit, and a grunt or two,
A forceful entry by you-know-who,
Someone pounding the floor
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A bit of spit, and a grunt or two,
A forceful entry by you-know-who
Someone poiunding the floor
As he's begging for more
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A bit of spit, and a grunt or two,
A forceful entry by you-know-who
Someone pounding the floor
As he's begging for more
From his pal on the sheperding crew!
[alternate endings -- pick your favorite!]
And over the full moon they flew!
As they broke every macho taboo!
A hot steamy mountain debut!
This hot night was long overdue!
And they woke up with clothes all askew!
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Laura ~ All the endings rock! ;D
New one:
"We could've had a good life together," Jack cried
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"We could've had a good life together," Jack cried
"Yeah, if you were a woman...", Ennis replied.
::)
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"We could've had a good life together," Jack cried
"Yeah, if you were a woman...", Ennis replied.
"You still don't get it, you're queer like me"
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"We could've had a good life together," Jack cried
"Yeah, if you were a woman...", Ennis replied.
"You still don't get it, you're queer like me"
"Maybe, but I don't want the whole world to see!"
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"We could've had a good life together," Jack cried
"Yeah, if you were a woman...", Ennis replied.
"You still don't get it, you're queer like me"
"Maybe, but I don't want the whole world to see!"
"And a love like we have, we always must hide".
"You think its been easy, for me all these years"
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"You think its been easy, for me all these years?
Gawd, how often I have been in tears!"
:'(
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"You think its been easy, for me all these years?
Gawd, how often I have been in tears!
I've wanted you for so long, I still do.."
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"You think its been easy, for me all these years?
Gawd, how often I have been in tears!
I've wanted you for so long, I still do.."
And I know darlin, you feel that way too,
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"You think its been easy, for me all these years?
Gawd, how often I have been in tears!
I've wanted you for so long, I still do..
And I know darlin, you feel that way too,
This thing we feel is much stronger than it appears.."
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Another:
He replied with two words: You bet!
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He replied with two words: You bet!
And a their hot sweet reunion was set.
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He replied with two words: "You bet"
And their hot sweet reunion was set,
Four long years, kept apart,
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He replied with two words: "You bet"
And their hot sweet reunion was set,
Four long years, kept apart,
But very much alive in mind and heart
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He replied with two words: "You bet"
And their hot sweet reunion was set,
Four long years, kept apart,
But very much alive in mind and heart
And sealed with a kiss — explosive and wet!
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New one! :)
Ennis looked the ol' man squarely in the eye
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Ennis looked the ol' man squarely in the eye
and asked him if he wanted to tell his teeth goodbye
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Ennis looked the ol' man squarely in the eye
and asked him if he wanted to tell his teeth goodbye.
The ol' man looked him over with a sneer,
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Ennis looked the ol' man squarely in the eye
and asked him if he wanted to tell his teeth goodbye.
The ol' man looked him over with a sneer,
Reeking of Skoal chaw and beer
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Ennis looked the ol' man squarely in the eye
and asked him if he wanted to tell his teeth goodbye.
The ol' man looked him over with a sneer,
Reeking with tobacco and beer
Then said, "Come right this way dear".
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New one! ;)
On August 13th, the first snow came
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On August 13th, the first snow came
And with it — fear, punches and blame
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On August 13th, the first snow came
And with it — fear, punches and blame.
Two sullen cowboys made their way down
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On August 13th, the first snow came
And with it — fear, punches and blame.
Two sullen cowboys made their way down
Down from the mountain, and back into town
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On August 13th, the first snow came
And with it — fear, punches and blame.
Two sullen cowboys made their way down
Down from the mountain, and back into town..
They both knew - nothing'd ever be the same.
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A new one! :D
There they were, snuggled up in one bedroll...
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There they were, snuggled up in one bedroll...
All that whiskey was finally taking its toll
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There they were, snuggled up in one bedroll...
All that whiskey was finally taking its toll
Ennis jumped at Jacks touch
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There they were, snuggled up in one bedroll...
All that whiskey was finally taking its toll
Ennis jumped at Jacks touch
But they didn't fight much
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There they were, snuggled up in one bedroll...
All that whiskey was finally taking its toll
Ennis jumped at Jacks touch
But they didn't fight much
Jack moaned, pleasure coursing thru his body and soul.
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Before they could stop, the two joined as one,
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Before they could stop, the two joined as one,
They were in love, but not just with fun
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Before they could stop, the two joined as one,
They were in love, but not just with fun,
But with a passion deep in their hearts.
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Before they could stop, the two joined as one,
They were in love, but not just with fun,
But with a passion deep in their hearts.
And chemistry — way off the charts!!
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Before they could stop, the two joined as one,
They were in love, but not just with fun,
But with a passion deep in their hearts.
And chemistry — way off the charts!!
They made love wild and free beneath the sun!
;)
Another:
Once upon a time, there was a man called Randall
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Once upon a time, there was a man called Randall
Who offered Jack all he could handle
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Once upon a time, there was a man called Randall
Who offered Jack all he could handle:
Few nights in a cabin with plenty o' whiskey
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Once upon a time, there was a man called Randall
Who offered Jack all he could handle:
Few nights in a cabin with plenty o' whiskey
Jack went for it, though he knew it was risky...
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Once upon a time, there was a man called Randall
Who offered Jack all he could handle:
Few nights in a cabin with plenty o' whiskey
Jack went for it, though he knew it was risky...
But to Ennis, Ol' Randall could not hold a candle..
;)
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(http://www.ilovehou.com/twonicknames/gifsite/july02/clappinghands.gif)
:)
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A new one! :)
For Alma, the sight was quite shocking
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For Alma, the sight was quite shocking
Her love for Ennis they were mocking!
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For Alma, the sight was quite shocking
Her love for Ennis they were mocking!
Her husband - such passion?
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For Alma, the sight was quite shocking
Her love for Ennis they were mocking!
Her husband - such passion?
Giving Jack's lips a lashin',
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For Alma, the sight was quite shocking
Her love for Ennis they were mocking!
Her husband - such passion?
Giving Jack's lips a lashin' -
With all the pressing, rubbing and sucking!
;)
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Giving Jack's lips a lashin' -
With all the pressing, rubbing and sucking!
;)
Clearly both Alma and I would have benefited immensely from trading places there. She'd have missed being shocked at seeing what I just can't study enough. Oh well. ::)
Another one?
Way out there in the middle of nowhere
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Way out in the middle of nowhere
Two cowboys put on quite a show there...
;D
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Way out in the middle of nowhere
Two cowboys put on quite a show there...
They made love underneath the starry sky
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Way out in the middle of nowhere
Two cowboys put on quite a show there...
They made love underneath the starry sky
And Aguirre felt like he would cry
:-\
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Way out in the middle of nowhere
Two cowboys put on quite a show there...
They made love underneath the starry sky
And Aguirre felt like he would cry,
He watched in speechless awe as he sat there.
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Time for a new one! :)
Jack knew that Ennis was frightened
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When the mules were spooked by the bear.
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Jack knew that Ennis was frightened
And his inhibitions heightened
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Jack knew that Ennis was frightened
And his inhibitions heightened
So he carresed his face
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Jack knew that Ennis was frightened
And his inhibitions heightened
So he carresed his face
As he felt his heart race,
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Jack knew that Ennis was frightened
And his inhibitions heightened
So he carresed his face
As he felt his heart race,
And from then one their "friendship" was tightened...
:)
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When the mules were spooked by the bear.
But he got thrown on his head,
I'll start a new one using Janice's first sentence here .. :)
When the mules were spooked by the bear
Ennis fell off his horse and began to swear..
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Bump... 8)
When the mules were spooked by the bear
Ennis fell off his horse and began to swear..
There was nothing left but beans,
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When the mules were spooked by the bear
Ennis fell off his horse and began to swear..
There was nothing left but beans,
And dirt all over his jeans,
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When the mules were spooked by the bear
Ennis fell off his horse and began to swear..
There was nothing left but beans,
And dirt all over his jeans,
Which Jack would wash later with care.
:-*
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Time stopped every time they were meeting :)
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Time stopped every time they were meeting
Tight hugs were the customary greeting
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Time stopped every time they were meeting
Tight hugs were the customary greeting,
But sometimes they shared a tender kiss
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Time stopped every time they were meeting
Tight hugs were the customary greeting,
But sometimes they shared a tender kiss
Which filled their hearts with heavenly bliss
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Time stopped every time they were meeting
Tight hugs were the customary greeting,
But sometimes they shared a tender kiss
Which filled their hearts with heavenly bliss;
Such moments, though sweet, were fleeting..
:-\
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How about:
Fayette Newsome had perfect Texas hair
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Fayette Newsome had perfect Texas hair
Which she always combed and coiffed with great care.
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Fayette Newsome had perfect Texas hair
Which she always combed and coiffed with great care.
But one day she used too much hair spray,
:P
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Fayette Newsome had perfect Texas hair
Which she always combed and coiffed with great care.
But one day she used too much hair spray,
T'was enough to make her L.D. bray
::)
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Fayette Newsome had perfect Texas hair
Which she always combed and coiffed with great care.
But one day she used too much hair spray,
T'was enough to make her L.D. bray,
"Open a window. The stud duck needs air!"
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Fayette Newsome had perfect Texas hair
Which she always combed and coiffed with great care.
But one day she used too much hair spray,
T'was enough to make her L.D. bray,
"Open a window. The stud duck needs air!"
:laugh: I love it!!
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Yeah, that's great you guys! :laugh:
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Time to start another .. :)
He chewed his tobacco and scratched his bald head
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He chewed his tobacco and scratched his bald head
The old mans demeanor filled Ennis with dread
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He chewed his tobacco and scratched his bald head
The old mans demeanor filled Ennis with dread
He thought: Ya old bastard, if only ya knew!
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He chewed his tobacco and scratched his bald head
The old mans demeanor filled Ennis with dread
He thought: Ya old bastard, if only ya knew!
That I loved him like I loved only a few.
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He chewed his tobacco and scratched his bald head
The old mans demeanor filled Ennis with dread
He thought: Ya old bastard, if only ya knew!
That I loved him like I loved only a few.
In fact, I loved only him. And he's dead.
:'(
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How about this for a start:
Ennis killed Elk instead of a Sheep
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Ennis killed Elk instead of a Sheep
They had tons of meat in a giant heap.
Okay, kinda dumb, I know..lol
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Ennis killed Elk instead of a Sheep
They had tons of meat in a giant heap.
And after that day...
Okay, kinda dumb, I know..lol
:laugh:
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Ennis killed Elk instead of a Sheep
They had tons of meat in a giant heap.
And after that day...
No more beans, no way!
Okay I hope I salvaged the limerick alittle... Anke? lol
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Ennis killed Elk instead of a Sheep
They had tons of meat in a giant heap.
And after that day:
No more beans, no way!
Just their love, so honest and deep!
:)
Okay I hope I salvaged the limerick alittle... Anke? lol
Sure ya did! :laugh:
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What an odd little limerick we got there.. ;D
Okay, shall we start another?
Ennis crept out of the tent at the crack of dawn
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Ennis crept out of the tent at the crack of dawn,
Hoping Jack would stay asleep till he was long gone
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Ennis crept out of the tent at the crack of dawn,
Hoping Jack would stay asleep till he was long gone.
He wanted to run and hide his shame,
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Ennis crept out of the tent at the crack of dawn,
Hoping Jack would stay asleep till he was long gone.
He wanted to run and hide his shame,
But too late. Jack had woken up and he came.
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Ennis crept out of the tent at the crack of dawn,
Hoping Jack would stay asleep till he was long gone.
He wanted to run and hide his shame,
But too late. Jack had woken up and he came.
Ennis foolishly fled, 'stead of jumping Jack's bones....
(Sorry for the somewhat less than poetic ending. :-X )
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Ennis crept out of the tent at the crack of dawn,
Hoping Jack would stay asleep till he was long gone.
He wanted to run and hide his shame,
But too late. Jack had woken up and he came.
Ennis foolishly fled, 'stead of jumping Jack's bones....
Then poor Jack was left to beat his wash on the stones
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Time and again they met to go fish??
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Time and again they met to go fish
And feasted on love so delish
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Time and again they met to go fish
And feasted on love so delish
They rode horses, and ate lots of beans
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Time and again they met to go fish
And feasted on love so delish
They rode horses, and ate lots of beans
And time and again jumped out of their jeans
;D
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Oh good job,, I love the ending.. thats a good one
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Oh good job,, I love the ending.. thats a good one
Hey! It ain't ready yet. Lol. The fifth line is still missing... :)
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Time and again they met to go fish
And feasted on love so delish
They rode horses, and ate lots of beans
And time and again jumped out of their jeans,
Teasing each other till they both got their wish..
;)
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How often we see them with sheep in the saddle
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How often we see them with sheep in the saddle
And lucky for them, the lambs weigh less than cattle!
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How often we see them with sheep in the saddle
And lucky for them, the lambs weigh less than cattle
I guess Cigar Butt would agree on this point!
;D
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How often we see them with sheep in the saddle
And lucky for them, the lambs weigh less than cattle
I guess Cigar Butt would agree on this point!
He and Jack both got sore achin' joints
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How often we see them with sheep in the saddle
And lucky for them, the lambs weigh less than cattle
I guess Cigar Butt would agree on this point
He and Jack both got sore achin' joints
That's no poem, that's just silly twaddle!
:laugh:
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Cute i like it
Jack had to commute four hours a day
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Jack had to commute four hours a day
And he hated it more than he could say!
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Jack had to commute four hours a day
And he hated it more than he could say!
He rode the bay mare, and carried the rifle
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Jack had to commute four hours a day
And he hated it more than he could say!
He rode the bay mare, and carried the rifle,
His longing for main camp and Ennis no trifle!
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Jack had to commute four hours a day
And he hated it more than he could say!
He rode the bay mare, and carried the rifle,
His longing for main camp and Ennis no trifle!
and he couldn't wait to get back to Ennis and "play".
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Awesome, moving along... :)
;)
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Ok then....
In the rodeos, Jack Twist had no luck
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Awesome, moving along... :)
;)
I could have sworn I posted a new line for the next limerick in that post. Apparently not..lol..
Ok, on with the show..
In the rodeos, Jack Twist had no luck
He was good, I mean, he didn't totally suck.
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In the rodeos, Jack Twist had no luck
He was good, I mean, he didn't totally suck.
'till he met Ennis, the ranch hand
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In the rodeos, Jack Twist had no luck
He was good, I mean, he didn't totally suck.
'till he met Ennis, the ranch hand
with a body tall, supple and tanned
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In the rodeos, Jack Twist had no luck
He was good, I mean, he didn't totally suck.
'till he met Ennis, the ranch hand
with a body tall, supple and tanned
Now on Ennis, he's totally stuck!
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Monroe worked at the grocery store.
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Monroe worked at the grocery store.
wanted Alma as an employee, and more
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Monroe worked at the grocery store.
wanted Alma as an employee, and more
Her kids broke some glass,
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Monroe worked at the grocery store.
wanted Alma as an employee, and more
Her kids broke some glass,
but it was no pain in the ass.
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Monroe worked at the grocery store.
wanted Alma as an employee, and more
Her kids broke some glass,
but it was no pain in the ass.
As he sweetly helped clean up the floor.
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Another....
Jack grew up in the back of beyond
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Another....
Jack grew up in the back of beyond
Blowing in the wind hitherand yon
wyoming and texas and back again
always to Ennis his true love his best friend
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Jack grew up in the back of beyond
Blowing in the wind hitherand yon.
Wyoming and Texas and back again,
Always to Ennis, his true love, his best friend,
For they shared an unbreakable bond.
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When Lureen was feeling blue
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When Lureen was feeling blue
she'd go out and get a new "do"
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When Lureen was feeling blue
she'd go out and get a new "do"
She'd frost and tease
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When Lureen was feeling blue
she'd go out and get a new "do"
She'd frost and tease
and said would you please
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When Lureen was feeling blue
she'd go out and get a new "do"
She'd frost and tease
and said would you please
lie back -- and I'll hop on you!
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The minister (as they wed),
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The minister (as they wed),
thougth, "this marriage is as good as dead",
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The minister (as they wed),
thougth, "this marriage is as good as dead.
The bride's blind to the fact
OT: CellarDwellar, are you the mod over in the photocaption thread on the DC board? I LOVE that thread with all the amazing inventiveness and wit. I must have visited it nearly daily for a year and a half! :) :)
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OT: CellarDwellar, are you the mod over in the photocaption thread on the DC board? I LOVE that thread with all the amazing inventiveness and wit. I must have visited it nearly daily for a year and a half! :) :)
Yuppers, that's me! Glad you like it!
The minister (as they wed),
thought, "this marriage is as good as dead.
The bride's blind to the fact
that the groom's mind is on Jack
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The minister (as they wed),
thought, "this marriage is as good as dead.
The bride's blind to the fact
that the groom's mind is on Jack
and there's no room for three in the bed."
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Loved that last one! :)
New one..
'I don't pay you to stem the rose," he said
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Loved that last one! :)
New one..
'I don't pay you to stem the rose," he said
Agurrie look at Jack like he wished he were dead
Jack was shocked at what he had just said
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Agurrie look at Jack like he wished he were dead
Jack was shocked at what he had just said
He knew that they had been watched
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Agurrie look at Jack like he wished he were dead
Jack was shocked at what he had just said
He knew that they had been watched
The summer job they had botched
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Agurrie look at Jack like he wished he were dead
Jack was shocked at what he had just said
He knew that they had been watched
The summer job they had botched
But the Dozy Embrace filled his head.
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(Extra Credit:)
"I don't pay you to stem the rose"
Said Aguirre, as he looked down his nose.
Jack wished he was dead
When Joe said, "I want head",
And proceeded to take off his clothes.
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Ole Aguirre is such a dick
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And proceeded to take off his clothes.
EWWWWWWWWWW! :o
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Ole Aguirre is such a dick
Jack better learn a new trick
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Ole Aguirre is such a dick
Jack better learn a new trick.
He told Jack to sleep
in the tent with a sheep.
Ewe bet Jack chose the ram, not the "chick."
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Lashaun was simply enchanting.
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Lashaun was simply enchanting.
she could talk non-stop and not end up panting
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Lashaun was simply enchanting.
she could talk non-stop and not end up panting
She wasnt Lureens sorority sister
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Lashaun was simply enchanting.
she could talk non-stop and not end up panting
She wasnt Lureens sorority sister
but Randall was her Mister
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Lashaun was simply enchanting.
she could talk non-stop and not end up panting
She wasnt Lureens sorority sister
but Randall was her Mister
Lureen rolled her eyes, she got sick of her ranting
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Ennis'd been lucky if the harmonica broke in two
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Ennis'd been lucky if the harmonica broke in two
He had other things he wanted Jack to do
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Ennis'd been lucky if the harmonica broke in two
He had other things he wanted Jack to do
He needed him to fetch the sippin whiskey quick
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Ennis'd been lucky if the harmonica broke in two
He had other things he wanted Jack to do
He needed him to fetch the sippin whiskey quick
and drink it to make his mouth wet and slick
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Ennis'd been lucky if the harmonica broke in two
He had other things he wanted Jack to do
He needed him to fetch the sippin whiskey quick
and drink it to make his mouth wet and slick
'Cause he loved how his little boy blew!
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Nicely done, Laura!
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Jack drove up in his beat up black truck
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Jack drove up in his beat up black truck —
a big change in Ennis' luck!
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Jack drove up in his beat up black truck —
a big change in Ennis' luck!
they shook hands and grinned
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Jack drove up in his beat up black truck —
a big change in Ennis' luck!
they shook hands and grinned
palms joined skin to skin
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Jack drove up in his beat up black truck —
a big change in Ennis' luck!
they shook hands and grinned
palms joined skin to skin
Their fast trip to the Siesta didnt suck
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At the Siesta, Jack & Ennis shared a smoke
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At the campfire, they swapped a "toke."
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At the Siesta, Jack & Ennis shared a smoke
At the camfire, they swapped a "toke.
They were riled up and Ennis got spent
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At the Siesta, Jack & Ennis shared a smoke
At the campfire, they swapped a "toke."
They were riled up and Ennis got spent
Then out the tent door Ennis just went
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At the Siesta, Jack & Ennis shared a smoke
At the campfire, they swapped a "toke."
They were riled up and Ennis got spent
Then out the tent door Ennis went
After giving a final hot stroke
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oops sorry
Lureen was clueless. Alma was wisened.
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Lureen was clueless. Alma was wisened.
Ennis husbanded more than just bison
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Lureen was clueless. Alma was wisened.
Ennis husbanded more than just bison
Alma spied as they kissed on the stairwell
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Lureen was clueless. Alma was wisened.
Ennis husbanded more than just bison
Alma spied as they kissed on the stairwell
Watched as their lips pressed together like gel,
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Lureen was clueless. Alma was wisened.
Ennis 'husbanded' more than just bison
Alma spied as they kissed on the stairwell
Watched as their lips pressed together like gel,
The sight was a wee bit surprisin'!
pressed together like gel??
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They bods came together, lips locked
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They bods came together, lips locked
Alma looked on, she was beyond shocked.
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They bods came together, lips locked
Alma looked on, she was beyond shocked
She pondered if all men kissed their fishing buddies
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They bods came together, lips locked
Alma looked on, she was beyond shocked
She pondered if all men kissed their fishing buddies
and if they didn't were they considered "fuddy duddies"
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They bods came together, lips locked
Alma looked on, she was beyond shocked
She pondered if all men kissed their fishing buddies
and if they didn't were they considered "fuddy duddies"
Her little world would be forever rocked.
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But the boys, unaware, pressed up closer......
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But the boys, unaware, pressed up closer......
Ennis as always moved in like a bull dozer
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But the boys, unaware, pressed up closer......
Ennis as always moved in like a bull dozer
And brushed Jack's hat to the floor.
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But the boys, unaware, pressed up closer......
Ennis as always moved in like a dozer
And brushed Jack's hat to the floor.
He kissed him by the door
Next thing their faces were on a poster
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~ A Lymerick Review ~
by special request
A limerick is a five-line poem with a strict meter (beat pattern).
Lines 1, 2, and 5 of Limericks have seven to ten syllables and rhyme with one another. Lines 3 and 4 of Limericks have five to seven syllables and also rhyme with each other. Here are good examples from this thread!
There once was a young man named Jack,
Who was pretty good in the sack,
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
That his bud used to aim for his back!
Milli & Dave have no rhythm,
Their timing is sheer cataclysm
But funny as hell,
Their point they do sell,
I certainly ain't gonna dis 'em!
This limerick business is straining.
Just like Ray, I feel quite like complaining!
With no rhythm and rhyme
This ain’t worth not a dime.
Yet it is, one must say, entertaining!
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Thanks Laura! Good review. ;D
Btw, who said David and I have no rhythm?.. I'm guessing it was Ray.. lol.. Ah, good times! ;)
Shall I start a new one?
Lil' Bobby was cute but he was a brat
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Lil' Bobby was cute but he was a brat
Whos mama wouldn't allow him a cat
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Lil' Bobby was cute but he was a brat
Whose mama wouldn't allow him a cat.
So he whined and cried,
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Lil' Bobby was cute but he was a brat
Whose mama wouldn't allow him a cat.
So he whined and cried
Til her nerve she denied
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Lil' Bobby was cute but he was a brat
Whose mama wouldn't allow him a cat.
So he whined and cried
Til her nerve she denied
so she got him a stuffed one, that's that!
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When Jack cuddles the sheep Ennis gets jealous
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When Jack cuddles the sheep Ennis gets jealous
He's rather be cuddling his beautiful fella!
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He's rather be cuddling his beautiful fella!
Rules, Lee! :P Read Laura's review.. ;D
Okay, let me try ..
When Jack cuddles the sheep Ennis gets jealous,
Even though he pretends to be strong and callous..
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When Jack cuddles the sheep Ennis gets jealous,
Even though he pretends to be strong and callous..
He'd give all his bucks
:)
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When Jack cuddles the sheep Ennis gets jealous,
Even though he pretends to be strong and callous..
He'd give all his bucks
To have that much luck
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When Jack cuddles the sheep Ennis gets jealous,
Even though he pretends to be strong and callous..
He'd give all his bucks
To have that much luck
Now if only that want would make him zealous
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Good line Chuckie........
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New one: :)
Jack rode into camp, no Ennis in sight
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Jack rode into camp, no Ennis in sight
He worried that cowboy took flight
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Jack rode into camp, no Ennis in sight,
He worried that cowboy took flight.
So he sat alone by the fire,
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Jack rode into camp, no Ennis in sight,
He worried that cowboy took flight.
So he sat alone by the fire,
His feelings were quite dire
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Jack rode into camp, no Ennis in sight,
He worried that cowboy took flight.
So he sat alone by the fire,
His feelings were quite dire
When Ennis returned, Jack hugged him real tight.
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There was a mean dude named Aguirre
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There was a mean dude named Aguirre
He was like a bear, his back was so hairy!
:P lol
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There was a mean dude named Aguirre
He was like a bear, his back was so hairy!
He cheated them outa a months pay
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And didn't want the boys to stay
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There was a mean dude named Aguirre
He was like a bear, his back was so hairy!
He cheated them outa a months pay
And didn't want the boys to stay.
All that left Ennis feeling less than merry!
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new one
Ennis felt he had to go up to the sheep
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Ennis felt he had to go up to the sheep
but it was with Jack he wanted to sleep
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Ennis felt he had to go up to the sheep
but it was with Jack he wanted to sleep.
Jack was looking mighty fine,
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Ennis felt he had to go up to the sheep
but it was with Jack he wanted to sleep.
Jack was looking mighty fine,
so Ennis drank a shot of wine
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Ennis felt he had to go up to the sheep
but it was with Jack he wanted to sleep.
Jack was looking mighty fine,
so Ennis drank a shot of wine
Hopin' they'd both stay there and *BEEP*!
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:) :)
They never talked about the sex
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They never talked about the sex
Though it left them each feeling perplexed
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They never talked about the sex
Though it left them each feeling perplexed
unsure of what to do
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They never talked about the sex
Though it left them each feeling perplexed
unsure of what to do
Each other they pursued
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They never talked about the sex
Though it left them each feeling perplexed
unsure of what to do
Each other they pursued
and it drove Jack to an alley in Mex.
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Ennis folded Juniors green sweater
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And smelled it to make him feel better
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Ennis folded Juniors green sweater
And smelled it to make him feel better.
He folded it nice and neat,
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Ennis folded Juniors green sweater
And smelled it to make him feel better.
He folded it nice and neat,
But accepted his defeat
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Ennis folded Juniors green sweater
And smelled it to make him feel better.
He folded it nice and neat,
But accepted his defeat
and his tears made his pillow much wetter
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Good one Chuckie
Jack liked riding things with a low startle point
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Jack liked riding things with a low startle point
and occasionally like to share a joint
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Jack also liked riding Ennis his true love
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Jack liked riding things with a low startle point
and occasionally like to share a joint
Jack also liked riding Ennis his true love
With little help from up above
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Jack liked riding things with a low startle point
and occasionally like to share a joint
Jack also liked riding Ennis his true love
With little help from up above
he'd get a night that would not disappoint
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Alma saw her man kissing on his man
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Alma saw her man kissing on his man
It was shocking and she didn't understand.
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Alma and Ennis divorced and she married Monroe
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Alma saw her man kissing on his man
It was shocking and she didn't understand.
Alma and Ennis divorced and she married Monroe
He wasn't handsome, but he provided her more dough
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But through it all, her heart belonged to Jack's ranch hand.
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Alma Junior said she needed crayons
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Alma Junior said she needed crayons
Alma whined at "work she had to stay on"
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Alma Junior said she needed crayons
Alma whined at "work she had to stay on"
The peanut jars fell
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Alma Junior said she needed crayons
Alma whined at "work she had to stay on"
The peanut jars fell
Monroe said oh well !
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Alma Junior said she needed crayons
Alma whined at "work she had to stay on"
The peanut jars fell
Monroe said oh well!
Maybe that's why Ennis was off to the Tetons.
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While waiting for Jack, Ennis drank beer after beer
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While waiting for Jack, Ennis drank beer after beer
While he may not " show" was his greatest fear
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While waiting for Jack, Ennis drank beer after beer
While he may not "show" was his greatest fear
But alas Jack showed up
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While waiting for Jack, Ennis drank beer after beer
While he may not "show" was his greatest fear
But alas Jack showed up
With Texas coffee in a cup
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While waiting for Jack, Ennis drank beer after beer
While he may not "show" was his greatest fear
But alas Jack showed up
With Texas coffee in a cup
Ennis was thankful he'd herded sheep and not steer
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There was once a young coyote named Mack
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There was once a young coyote named Mack
He laughed when missed by the guy name a Jack
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There once was a young coyote named Mack
He laughed when missed by the guy name Jack
But when Ennis came a "gunnin"
That young coyote started "runnin"
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There once was a young coyote named Mack
He laughed when missed by the guy name Jack
But when Ennis came a "gunnin"
That young coyote started "runnin"
'Cause as a rifleman Ennis was Leader of the Pack.
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From 63 to 83 Ennis and Jack went campin
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From 63 to 83 Ennis and Jack went campin
High in the mountains, where the fish were jumpin'
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From 63 to 83 Ennis and Jack went campin
High in the mountains, where the fish were jumpin'
But they didn't catch "no" fish
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From 63 to 83 Ennis and Jack went campin
High in the mountains, where the fish were jumpin'
But they didn't catch "no" fish
Junior didnt never get her wish
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From 63 to 83 Ennis and Jack went campin
High in the mountains, where the fish were jumpin'
But they didn't catch "no" fish
Junior didnt never get her wish
'Cause they stayed in their tent, makin' good lovin'
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Ennis thought folks in town were suspicious.
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Ennis thought folks in town were suspicious.
'Cause his handsome good looks were particularly delicious
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Ennis thought folks in town were suspicious.
'Cause his handsome good looks were particularly delicious
They were always curious why he was single
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Ennis thought folks in town were suspicious.
'Cause his handsome good looks were particularly delicious
They were always curious why he was single
and with women he didn't much mingle
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Ennis thought folks in town were suspicious.
'Cause his handsome good looks were particularly delicious
They were always curious why he was single
and with women he didn't uch mingle
So his times with Cassie was auspicious
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Alma called Jack Twist Jack Nasty
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Alma called Jack Twist Jack Nasty
She blamed him for making her marriage ghastly
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Alma called Jack Twist Jack Nasty
She blamed him for making her marriage ghastly
And Ennis she did "out"
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Alma called Jack Twist Jack Nasty
She blamed him for making her marriage ghastly
And Ennis she did "out"
Making poor Jack pout
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Alma called Jack Twist Jack Nasty
She blamed him for making her marriage ghastly
And Ennis she did "out"
Making poor Jack pout
And the waters widened between them all vastly.
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Lureen's hair got blonder and higher
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Lureen's hair got blonder and higher
As things at home grew more and more dire.
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Lureen's hair got blonder and higher
As things at home grew more and more dire
She had no idea what Jack was hiding
Or who the heck he was riding
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Lureen's hair got blonder and higher
As things at home grew more and more dire
She had no idea what Jack was hiding
Or who the heck he was riding
She just wanted him to satisfy 'er!
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There was once a young hooker named Jose
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There was once a young hooker named Jose
Jack met, when south of the border he mosied
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There was once a young hooker named Jose
Jack met, when south of the border he mosied
They ended up in a dark alley,
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There was once a young hooker named Jose
Jack met, when south of the border he mosied
They ended up in a dark alley,
He needed his heart to rally
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There was once a young hooker named Jose
Jack met, when south of the border he mosied
They ended up in a dark alley
He needed his heart to rally
But did he really want Jose, no way.
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Jack's mother sent Ennis to Jack's room
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Jack's mother sent Ennis to Jack's room
She gave him nothing to presume
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Jack's mother sent Ennis to Jack's room
She gave him nothing to presume
He then found the shirts
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Jack's mother sent Ennis to Jack's room
She gave him nothing to presume
He then found the shirts
And that really hurts
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Jack's mother sent Ennis to Jack's room
She gave him nothing to presume
He then found the shirts
And that really hurts
now Ennis' lonely life must resume
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Hey guys i like that one a lot.
The dogs they used were beautiful blue heelers.
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The dogs they used were beautiful blue heelers
The coyotes they shot were truly sheep stealers
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The dogs they used were beautiful blue heelers
The coyotes they shot were truly sheep stealers
Ennis shot one and made a totum
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The dogs they used were beautiful blue heelers
The coyotes they shot were truly sheep stealers
Ennis shot one and made a totum
Hanging off which were dangling coyote scrotum
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The dogs they used were beautiful blue heelers
The coyotes they shot were truly sheep stealers
Ennis shot one and made a totum
With dangling coyote scrotum
Then talked with his pretty potato peeler!
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Jack said, "What's the matter with you?"
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Jack said, "What's the matter with you?"
He gave Ennis his own point of view
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Jack said, "What's the matter with you?"
He gave Ennis his own point of view
Ennis replied, If you can't fix it, you got to stand it."
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Jack said, "What's the matter with you?"
He gave Ennis his own point of view
Ennis replied, If you can't fix it, you got to stand it."
Jack thought "that's bull shit"
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Jack said, "What's the matter with you?"
He gave Ennis his own point of view
Ennis replied, If you can't fix it, you got to stand it."
Jack thought, that's bull shit --
Your fear's telling you what to do.
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v'ry good!!
Junior wanted to move in with her daddy
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Junior wanted to move in with her daddy
she wanted it so very badly
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Junior wanted to move in with her daddy
she wanted it so very badly
He said "you know I ain't set up for that"
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Junior wanted to move in with her daddy
she wanted it so very badly
He said "you know I ain't set up for that"
her dream then fell flat
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Junior wanted to move in with her daddy
she wanted it so very badly
He said "you know I ain't set up for that"
her dream then fell flat
And they said goodbye, rather sadly.
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Time and again they went up to the sheep.
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Time and again they went up to the sheep.
Well, that's what they called it when they got no sleep ;)
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Time and again they went up to the sheep.
Well, that's what they called it when they got no sleep
spent their time with each other
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Time and again they went up to the sheep.
Well, that's what they called it when they got no sleep
spent their time with each other
sweet-hot love to discover
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Time and again they went up to the sheep.
Well, that's what they called it when they got no sleep
spent their time with each other
sweet-hot love to discover -
while the audience went: Pant! Gasp! Meep!! *
* The audience as in fillm audience. NOT Joe Aguirre!
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Jack drove away sadly lookin in his rearview.
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Jack drove away sadly lookin in his rearview
this situation just would not do
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Jack drove away sadly lookin in his rearview
this situation just would not do
he drove down to Texas and tried Rodeoin
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Jack drove away sadly lookin in his rearview
this situation just would not do
he drove down to Texas and tried Rodeoin,
anything to get his miserable life goin'
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Jack drove away sadly lookin in his rearview
this situation just would not do
he drove down to Texas and tried Rodeoin,
anything to get his miserable life goin'
He was wrecked by feelings askew.
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New one! :)
In the kitchen she made accusations
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In the kitchen she made accusations
causing emotional tribulations
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In the kitchen she made accusations
causing emotional tribulations
Ennis left in a huff
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In the kitchen she made accusations
causing emotional tribulations
Ennis left in a huff
picking fights off the cuff
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In the kitchen she made accusations
Causing emotional tribulations
Ennis left in a huff
picking fights off the cuff
All the people felt his bad vibrations.
:P
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There once was a barmaid named Cassie
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There once was a barmaid named Cassie
Whose behaviour wasn’t quite classy
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There once was a barmaid named Cassie
Whose behaviour wasn’t quite classy.
Ennis gave her a foot rub
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There once was a barmaid named Cassie
Whose behaviour wasn’t quite classy.
Ennis gave her a foot rub,
Thinking: "where might this end up?"
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There once was a barmaid named Cassie
Whose behaviour wasn’t quite classy.
Ennis gave her a foot rub,
Thinking: "where might this end up?"
she thought "I hope he does touch my assy!" :laugh:
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There once was a barmaid named Cassie
Whose behaviour wasn’t quite classy.
Ennis gave her a foot rub,
Thinking: "where might this end up?"
she thought "I hope he does touch my assy!" :laugh:
This ending is of sheer poetic beauty, Chuck! ;D
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New one! :)
"Damn!" thought Jack. But he just went on peeling.
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"Damn!" thought Jack. But he just went on peeling.
He swallowed and sat still, but his mind kept on reeling
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"Damn!" thought Jack. But he just went on peeling.
He swallowed and sat still, but his mind kept on reeling
tried hard not to look
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"Damn!" thought Jack. But he just went on peeling.
He swallowed and sat still, but his mind kept on reeling
Tried hard not to look
But he was on the hook
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"Damn!" thought Jack. But he just went on peeling.
He swallowed and sat still, but his mind kept on reeling
Tried hard not to look
But he was on the hook
He hoped Ennis would someday get this same feeling
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Jack fell off of the bull with a big thud
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Jack fell off of the bull with a big thud
He knew this rodeo round was a dud
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There was once a young coyote called Jed
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Jack fell off of the bull with a big thud
He knew this rodeo round was a dud
and he saw a young coyote called Jed
it reminded him of one Ennis killed dead
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Jack fell off of the bull with a thud
He knew this rodeo round was a dud
and he saw a young coyote called Jed
it reminded him of one Ennis killed dead
Regardless of Jack's blunders, he's still our bud.
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The dozy embrace was romantic
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The dozy embrace was romantic
And Ennis enjoyed all of Jacks antics
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The dozy embrace was romantic
And Ennis enjoyed all of Jacks antics
and those nights in the tent
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The dozy embrace was romantic
And Ennis enjoyed all of Jacks antics
and those nights in the tent
left them sweaty and spent
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The dozy embrace was romantic
And Ennis enjoyed all of Jacks antics
and those nights in the tent
left them sweaty and spent
since their sleeping bag share mode was tantric.
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The dozy embrace was romantic
And Ennis enjoyed all of Jacks antics
and those nights in the tent
left them sweaty and spent
since their sleeping bag share mode was tantric.
oooooh! Brilliant and sexy last line, Mikaela!
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Merci, cherie! :)
Another one:
The elk meat was juicy and tasty
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The elk meat was juicy and tasty
They hung it and dried it; no wasty
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The elk meat was juicy and tasty
They hung it and dried it; no wasty
Their hunger satisfied and sated,
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The elk meat was juicy and tasty
They hung it and dried it; no wasty
Their hunger satisfied and sated
The dinner was much anticipated
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The elk meat was juicy and tasty
They hung it and dried it; no wasty
Their hunger satisfied and sated
The dinner was much anticipated,
now they retreated to the tent post hasty!
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Jack smiled at the memory of he and Ennis at the Siesta motel,
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Jack smiled at the memory of he and Ennis at the Siesta motel,
We've got so many syllables the Limerick God will send us to hell,
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Jack smiled at the memory of he and Ennis at the Siesta motel,
We've got so many syllables the Limerick God will send us to hell,
There, he'll feed us just beans
:P
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Might I suggest we begin again with less syllables? :D My fault.
Jack and Ennis pulled in to the Siesta Motel,
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Jack and Ennis pulled in to the Siesta Motel,
They wrestled and kissed, and loved very welll
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Jack and Ennis pulled in to the Siesta Motel,
They wrestled and kissed, and loved very well
It was like old times once again
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Jack and Ennis pulled in to the Siesta Motel,
They wrestled and kissed, and loved very well
It was like old times once again
when sheep were sheep, but men were Men!
::) :laugh:
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Jack and Ennis pulled in to the Siesta Motel,
They wrestled and kissed, and loved very well
It was like old times once again
when sheep were sheep, but men were Men!
They were horny, this you could tell!
:P
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Jack said, "Pleased to meet you, ma'am,"
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Jack said, "Pleased to meet you, ma'am,"
Quivering like a leaf, needed out of this jam
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Jack said, "Pleased to meet you, ma'am,"
Quivering like a leaf, needed out of this jam
They left and red-lined it to the Siesta
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Jack said, "Pleased to meet you, ma'am,"
Quivering like a leaf, needed out of this jam
They left and red-lined it to the Siesta
they had a party, a sexual fiesta
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Jack said, "Pleased to meet you, ma'am,"
Quivering like a leaf, needed out of this jam
They left and red-lined it to the Siesta
they had a party, a sexual fiesta
and flesh to flesh, thier bodies did slam
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Jack yearned for the sweet life with his love
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Jack yearned for the sweet life with his love
a happier life, he couldn't think of
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Jack yearned for the sweet life with his love
a happier life, he couldn't think of
He plotted and planned then he proposed
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Jack yearned for the sweet life with his love
a happier life, he couldn't think of
He plotted and planned then he proposed:
Some sweet life, yet Ennis was opposed
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Jack yearned for the sweet life with his love
a happier life, he couldn't think of
He plotted and planned then he proposed:
Some sweet life, yet Ennis was opposed
thus his prayer was unanswered from above.
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Jack asked, did his folks just stopped at Ennis?
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Jack asked, did his folks just stopped at Ennis?
That question did make Ennis grimace
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Jack asked, did his folks just stopped at Ennis?
That question did make Ennis grimace,
But nonetheless he replied, "Del Mar,"
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Jack asked, did his folks just stopped at Ennis?
That question did make Ennis grimace,
But nonetheless he replied, "Del Mar"
and followed his new friend to a bar
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Jack asked, did his folks just stopped at Ennis?
That question did make Ennis grimace,
But nonetheless he replied, "Del Mar"
and followed his new friend to a bar
where they downed a few pints of Guinness
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Another: :)
Ennis sighed and collapsed on Jack's chest
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Ennis sighed and collapsed on Jack's chest
Jack was the one Ennis loved best
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Ennis sighed and collapsed on Jack's chest
Jack was the one Ennis loved best
Ennis sighed and collapsed on Jack's chest
Jack was the one Ennis loved best
He never found other men to his favor
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Ennis sighed and collapsed on Jack's chest
Jack was the one Ennis loved best
He never found other men to his favor
Jack's love he did savor
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Ennis sighed and collapsed on Jack's chest
Jack was the one Ennis loved best
He never found other men to his favor
Jack's love he did savor
He didn't need any other, for his was the best.
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Another:
Del Mar is a name of Spanish descent,
Interesting start, I know.. 8)
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Another:
Del Mar is a name of Spanish descent,
Interesting start, I know.. 8)
Del Mar is a name of Spanish descent,
Ennis is Gaelic, which could represent
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Del Mar is a name of Spanish descent,
Ennis is Gaelic, which could represent
His parents were Methodists and needed a change
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Del Mar is a name of Spanish descent,
Ennis is Gaelic, which could represent
His parents were Methodists and needed a change
So they headed for the next mountain range
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Del Mar is a name of Spanish descent,
Ennis is Gaelic, which could represent
His parents were Methodists and needed a change
So they headed for the next mountain range
From then on Ennis's life was totally bent.
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Jack and Ennis were lovers for sure
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Jack and Ennis were lovers for sure
their passion ignited, their lust astir
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Jack and Ennis were lovers for sure
their passion ignited, their lust astir
their tent was a-rockin'
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Jack and Ennis were lovers for sure
their passion ignited, their lust astir
their tent was a-rockin'
as their loins were a-buckin'
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Jack and Ennis were lovers for sure
their passion ignited, their lust astir
their tent was a-rockin'
as their loins were a-buckin'
and all throught the night, they made amor!
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Jack asked about ten people where Ennis lived
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Jack asked about ten people where Ennis lived
When he found Ennis, what a sigh he heaved!
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Jack asked about ten people where Ennis lived
When he found Ennis, what a sigh he heaved!
he drove there like the wind
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Jack asked about ten people where Ennis lived
When he found Ennis, what a sigh he heaved!
he drove there like the wind
only to get turned down by his friend
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Jack asked about ten people where Ennis lived
When he found Ennis, what a sigh he heaved!
he drove there like the wind
only to get turned down by his friend
and he left, feeling rightfully peeved!
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Ma Twist kept his room like it was when he was a boy!
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Ma Twist kept his room like it was when he was a boy!
No extras, no frills and only one toy
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Ma Twist kept his room like it was when he was a boy!
No extras, no frills and only one toy
Ennis found the two shirts
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Ma Twist kept his room like it was when he was a boy!
No extras, no frills and only one toy
Ennis found the two shirts
The old mans venom came out in spurts
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Ma Twist kept his room like it was when he was a boy!
No extras, no frills and only one toy
Ennis found the two shirts
The old man's venom came out in spurts
But 'twas a bittersweet moment he couldn't destroy!
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Ennis's temper flared on the fourth
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Ennis's temper flared on the fourth
as he let angry fists form a pointed retort
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Ennis's temper flared on the fourth
as he let angry fists form a pointed retort.
Alma looked on in fear,
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Ennis's temper flared on the fourth
as he let angry fists form a pointed retort.
Alma looked on in fear,
while the babies shed a tear
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Ennis's temper flared on the fourth
as he let angry fists form a pointed retort.
Alma looked on in fear,
while the babies shed a tear
and wild rockets gave the cannon report
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Ennis thought folks in town were suspicious
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Ennis thought folks in town were suspicious
He feared some folks might get malicious
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Ennis thought folks in town were suspicious
He feared some folks might get malicious
He shared these feelings with Jack
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Ennis thought folks in town were suspicious
He feared some folks might get malicious
He shared these feelings with Jack
Who hoped someday he would crack
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Ennis thought folks in town were suspicious
He feared some folks might get malicious
He shared these feelings with Jack
Who hoped someday he would crack
But those were delusional wishes.
:'(
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Jack was gone, and Ennis whispered I swear.
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Jack was gone, and Ennis whispered I swear
For both Ennis and Jack, life sometimes is unfair
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Jack was gone, and Ennis whispered I swear
For both Ennis and Jack, life sometimes is unfair
They wander and wonder if life together is desired
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Jack was gone, and Ennis whispered I swear
For both Ennis and Jack, life sometimes is unfair
They wander and wonder if life together is desired
Their life a turmoil since to Aguirre they hired
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Jack was gone, and Ennis whispered I swear
For both Ennis and Jack, life sometimes is unfair
They wander and wonder if life together is desired
Their life a turmoil since to Aguirre they hired
So they just struggle on in despair.
:-\
What about a funny one for a change? :P
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Four hours each day Jack commuted
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Four hours each day Jack commuted
That his job was hard Ennis never disputed
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Four hours each day Jack commuted
That his job was hard Ennis never disputed
They did a switch-a-roo
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Four hours each day Jack commuted
That his job was hard Ennis never disputed
They did a switch-a-roo
Jack used the opener too
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Four hours each day Jack commuted
That his job was hard Ennis never disputed
They did a switch-a-roo
Jack used the opener too
and soon both their lives were uprooted
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Aguirre put his big butt in the saddle.
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Aguirre put his big butt in the saddle.
He soon enough seemed up a creek with no paddle
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Aguirre put his big butt in the saddle.
He soon enough seemed up a creek with no paddle
His ride up to camp was interrupted by leering.
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Aguirre put his big butt in the saddle
He soon enough seemed up a creek with no paddle
His ride up to camp was interrupted by leering
And that was exactly what Ennis was fearing
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Aguirre put his big butt in the saddle
He soon enough seemed up a creek with no paddle
His ride up to camp was interrupted by leering
And that was exactly what Ennis was fearing
But Jack was worth all the razzle dazzle
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Ennis said: Tent don't look right
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Ennis said: Tent don't look right
Jack laughed. He didn’t want to fight
:)
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Ennis said: Tent don't look right
Jack laughed. He didn’t want to fight
He said my harmonica "kinda got bent."
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Ennis said: Tent don't look right
Jack laughed. He didn’t want to fight
He said my harmonica "kinda got bent."
Ennis' patience had been spent
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Ennis said: Tent don't look right
Jack laughed. He didn’t want to fight
He said my harmonica "kinda got bent."
Ennis' patience had been spent
He only wanted a little "Afternoon Delight"
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The love for Brokeback is just awesome
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The love for Brokeback is just awesome
It contained feelings we all watched blossom
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The love for Brokeback is just awesome
It contained feelings we all watched blossom
Out of it 'Bettermost' was born
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The love for Brokeback is just awesome
It contained feelings we all watched blossom
Out of it 'Bettermost' was born
Where we laugh, love and mourn
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The love for Brokeback is just awesome
It contained feelings we all watched blossom
Out of it 'Bettermost' was born
Where we laugh, love and mourn
Its a comradarie without caution
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New one: :)
Jack fell asleep with his boot in the fire,
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Jack fell asleep with his boot in the fire,
Ennis crawled over with flaming desire
:)
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Jack fell asleep with his boot in the fire,
Ennis crawled over with flaming desire
Hot lips on Jack's ear
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Jack fell asleep with his boot in the fire,
Ennis crawled over with flaming desire
Hot lips on Jack's ear,
Lust burning without fear
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Jack fell asleep with his boot in the fire,
Ennis crawled over with flaming desire
Hot lips on Jack's ear,
Lust burning without fear
For Jack's fine love made him perspire
More last line ideas:
Hot Jack-love he hoped to acquire
Ridding Jack of his cowboy attire
And hot man-love soon would transpire
And to the tent they would retire
Adoring his fine blue-clad squire
And hot love-flames burned ever higher
With Jack, he was quite the live wire
While owls and bugs formed a night choir
His hot love-gun would not misfire!
;D
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More last line ideas:
Hot Jack-love he hoped to acquire
Ridding Jack of his cowboy attire
And hot man-love soon would transpire
And to the tent they would retire
Adoring his fine blue-clad squire
And hot love-flames burned ever higher
With Jack, he was quite the live wire
While owls and bugs formed a night choir
His hot love-gun would not misfire!
;D
Hehe...
And each one a classic, LauraG... 8)
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That was great Laura....
New one
Dreaming of Jack was a joy and a menace.
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Dreaming of Jack was a joy and a menace
Which was experienced by his only love Ennis
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Dreaming of Jack was a joy and a menace
Which was experienced by his only love Ennis
He'd hear the wind blow
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Dreaming of Jack was a joy and a menace
Which was experienced by his only love Ennis
He'd hear the wind blow
And off his mind would go
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Dreaming of Jack was a joy and a menace
Which was experienced by his only love Ennis
He'd hear the wind blow
And off his mind would go
He held onto everlasting love with a vengence
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New one: :)
Aguirre watched them make love in the sun
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Aguirre watched them make love in the sun
He nosily watched them until they were done
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Aguirre watched them make love in the sun
He nosily watched them until they were done
His binocs got foggy
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Aguirre watched them make love in the sun
He nosily watched them until they were done
His binocs got foggy
His underpants soggy
;D
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Aguirre watched them make love in the sun
He nosily watched them until they were done
His binocs got foggy
His underpants soggy
How he secretly wished he could join the fun!
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New one-
Little Bobby was watching football
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Little Bobby was watching football
Dad and Grampa got into a brawl
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Little Bobby was watching football
Dad and grandpa got into a brawl
The t.v. went off and on
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Little Bobby was watching football
Dad and grandpa got into a brawl
The t.v. went off and on
When L.D saw Jack had won
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Little Bobby was watching football
Dad and grandpa got into a brawl
The t.v. went off and on
When LD saw Jack had won
This brawl made Jack feel ten feet tall
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A new one! :)
The car had to be home at midnight
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The car had to be home at midnight
so Lureen hurried up baring all, it felt right
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The car had to be home at midnight
so Lureen hurried up baring all, it felt right
So poor Jack had no chance
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The car had to be home at midnight
so Lureen hurried up baring all, it felt right.
So poor Jack had no chance,
defeatism his stance
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The car had to be home at midnight
So Lureen hurried up baring all, it felt right.
And poor Jack had no chance,
Defeatism his stance
With a sigh, he accepted his plight...
;D
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LaShaun "talked a blue streak."
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LaShaun "talked a blue streak",
so that no-one else could speak
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LaShaun "talked a blue streak",
so that no-one else could speak
Men didnt dance with their wives
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LaShaun "talked a blue streak",
so that no-one else could speak
Men didnt dance with their wives
'cause they'd break out in hives
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LaShaun "talked a blue streak",
so that no-one else could speak
Men didnt dance with their wives
'cause they'd break out in hives
He wished for Ennis's cheek to cheek.
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New one
Both Cassie and Jack loved Ennis Del Mar
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Both Cassie and Jack loved Ennis Del Mar
His heart and his soul was admired near and far
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Both Cassie and Jack loved Ennis Del Mar
His heart and his soul was admired near and far;
Plus, he had a great smile
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Both Cassie and Jack loved Ennis Del Mar
His heart and his soul was admired near and far;
Plus, he had a great smile
And could be ver-sa-tile
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Both Cassie and Jack loved Ennis Del Mar
His heart and his soul was admired near and far;
Plus, he had a great smile
And could be ver-sa-tile
Puttin blocks to Cassie, just didn't compare
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Another:
Once upon a time in sixty-three,
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Once upon a time in sixty-three,
Two young cowboys were high mountain free.
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Once upon a time in sixty-three,
Two young cowboys were high mountain free.
They used the tent well
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Once upon a time in sixty-three,
Two young cowboys were high mountain free.
They used the tent well
Causing some parts to swell
???
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Once upon a time in sixty-three,
Two young cowboys were high mountain free.
They used the tent well
Causing some parts to swell
And then we all shouted "whoo-EEE!"
[Great 4th line Janice! You got the rhythm!]
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The mountain was beautiful and fierce.
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The mountain was beautiful and fierce
and seemed really far from Alma Beers
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The mountain was beautiful and fierce
and seemed really far from Alma Beers.
Up there he was free,
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The mountain was beautiful and fierce
and seemed really far from Alma Beers.
Up there he was free,
Invisable as the trees
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The mountain was beautiful and fierce
and seemed really far from Alma Beers.
Up there he was free,
Invisible as the trees..
Alas, he came down with only sad tears..
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At first it was only at night inside the tent
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At first it was only at night inside the tent
Then outside of the tent Ennis and Jack went
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At first it was only at night inside the tent
Then outside of the tent Ennis and Jack went
In the bright sunshine, and in the shade.
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At first it was only at night inside the tent
Then outside of the tent Ennis and Jack went
In the bright sunshine, and in the shade.
they horsed around and played
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At first it was only at night inside the tent
Then outside of the tent Ennis and Jack went
In the bright sunshine, and in the shade.
they horsed around and played
Until they passed out jolly well spent!
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Curiosity finally got the better of Jack!
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Curiosity finally got the better of Jack!
"Is it good with a girl?" He got in the car's back...
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Curiosity finally got the better of Jack!
"Is it good with a girl?" He got in the car's back...
He liked the direction she was going
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Curiosity finally got the best of Jack!
"Is it good with a girl?" He got in thr car's back...
He liked the direction she was going
And before long Lureen was showing
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Curiosity finally got the best of Jack!
"Is it good with a girl?" He got in the car's back...
He liked the direction she was going
And before long Lureen was showing
Him her boobs, and he nearly went black.
:P
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Anke, you beat me to it! I was going to go for:
"him what happens when boobs attack!"
Seems we are on the same track, here! ;D
Uhm...guess I should start a new one instead:
"What are you waiting for", she said
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What are you waiting for", she said
A mating call, she inquired with dread?
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"What are you waiting for", she said
A mating call, she inquired with dread?
"No, for bluebirds to sing, -
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What are you waiting for", she said
A mating call, she inquired with dread?
"No, for bluebirds to sing
finding a whiskey spring
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"What are you waiting for", she said
A mating call, she inquired with dread?
"No, for bluebirds to sing
finding a whiskey spring,"
he though. "Yes, for Ennis to show in your stead!"
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Curiosity finally got the best of Jack!
"Is it good with a girl?" He got in the car's back...
He liked the direction she was going
And before long Lureen was showing
just how good she was in the sack!
:)
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Jack fell on his butt with a thud, and a rattle.
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Jack fell on his butt with a thud, and a rattle
And thereby flattened the coffee kettle
8)
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Jack fell on his butt with a thud, and a rattle
And thereby flattened the coffee kettle
His butt was battered
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Jack fell on his butt with a thud, and a rattle
And thereby flattened the coffee kettle
His butt was battered,
but what really mattered
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Jack fell on his butt with a thud, and a rattle
And thereby flattened the coffee kettle
His butt was battered,
but what really mattered
His morning coffee was drunk in the saddle
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new one
Time was never on their side.
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Time was never on their side.
So it was till the day Jack died.
p/s: Janice - Thanks for changing that first line. ;D I was giving myself a migraine trying to find something to rhyme with "apples" :P
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Time was never on their side.
So it was till the day Jack died.
Yet in moments of grace,
(I agree about the "apples" rhyme. I got no further than "grapples" - and couldn't find anything very useful to do limerick-wise with that! ;D )
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Time was never on their side.
So it was till the day Jack died.
Yet in moments of grace,
Beyond time and space
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Time was never on their side.
So it was till the day Jack died.
Yet in moments of grace,
Beyond time and space,
Love surpassed shame or pride.
Another:
That night, she sat alone and wept
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That night, she sat alone and wept
having learned the secret that Ennis kept
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That night, she sat alone and wept
Having learned the secret that Ennis kept
So she lit up a smoke
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That night, she sat alone and wept
Having learned the secret that Ennis kept
So she lit up a smoke;
"Is my marriage a joke?"
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That night, she sat alone and wept
Having learned the secret that Ennis kept
So she lit up a smoke;
"Is my marriage a joke?"
Downed a couple of whiskeys and slept.
:P
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Another one?
In Riverton there was a grocer
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In Riverton there was a grocer.
To Alma, he wished to be closer.
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In Riverton there was a grocer.
To Alma, he wished to be closer.
One day he took a chance
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Time was never on their side.
So it was till the day Jack died.
Yet in moments of grace,
(I agree about the "apples" rhyme. I got no further than "grapples" - and couldn't find anything very useful to do limerick-wise with that! ;D )
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p/s: Janice - Thanks for changing that first line. ;D I was giving myself a migraine trying to find something to rhyme
Sorry,
I figured it was ugly to rhyme
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In Riverton there was a grocer.
To Alma, he wished to be closer.
One day he took a chance
She took a glance at his pants
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In Riverton there was a grocer.
To Alma, he wished to be closer.
One day he took a chance
She took a glance at his pants
But next to Ennis, he was a dozer.
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They ate the elk and saved the sheep.
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They ate the elk and saved the sheep.
At night they shagged and saved the sleep.
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They ate the elk and saved the sheep.
At night they shagged and saved the sleep.
Brokeback was their paradise,
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They ate the elk and saved the sheep.
At night they shagged and saved the sleep.
Brokeback was their paradise,
A one shot deal to be precise.
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They ate the elk and saved the sheep.
At night they shagged and saved the sleep.
Brokeback was their paradise,
A one shot deal to be precise.
Their descent was painful - and very steep.
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Another line.
The love they shared they couldn't keep.
new one...
Jack chose the crow hopping mare.
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Jack chose the crow hopping mare.
"No filly can throw me", he did swear.
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Jack chose the crow hopping mare.
"No filly can throw me", he did swear.
Ennis warned Jack of her low startle point
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Jack chose the crow hopping mare.
"No filly can throw me", he did swear.
Ennis warned Jack of her low startle point
She balked and she jumped hurting his joints
Good to see you here Kerry...
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Jack chose the crow hopping mare.
"No filly can throw me", he did swear.
Ennis warned Jack of her low startle point
She balked and she jumped hurting his joints
Jack howled, but the horse didn't care.
:)
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A new one! :)
The tent was big enough for two
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The tent was big enough for two
Ennis heeded Jack's entry cue
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The tent was big enough for two
Ennis heeded Jack's entry cue
Their love-making reached sublime heights
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The tent was big enough for two
Ennis heeded Jack's entry cue
Their love-making reached sublime heights
So much so that Aguirre took in the sights
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The tent was big enough for two
Ennis heeded Jack's entry cue
Their love-making reached sublime heights
So much so that Aguirre took in the sights
Then they collected their money due.
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In Riverton, the wind blows cold
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In Riverton, the winds blow cold
Up on Brokeback, Ennis and Jack were bold
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In Riverton, the winds blow cold
Up on Brokeback, Ennis and Jack were bold
When they fought Jack stole Ennis's shirt.
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In Riverton, the winds blow cold
Up on Brokeback, Ennis and Jack were bold
When they fought Jack stole Ennis's shirt
but they both felt hot enough down in the dirt
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In Riverton, the winds blow cold
Up on Brokeback, Ennis and Jack were bold
When they fought Jack stole Ennis's shirt
but they both felt hot enough down in the dirt...
Burnin' love that would never grow old
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sweet.
Jack wanted Ennis and the sweet life.
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Jack wanted Ennis and the sweet life
But he was destined to have a wife.
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Jack wanted Ennis and the sweet life
But he was destined to have a wife.
On a horse, she looked hot
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Jack wanted Ennis and the sweet life
But he was destined to have a wife.
On a horse, she looked hot
But LD was a repulsive sot
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Jack wanted Ennis and the sweet life
But he was destined to have a wife.
On a horse, she looked hot
But LD was a repulsive sot.
Poor Jack's days were filled with strife!
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Jack played the harmonica poorly.
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Jack played the harmonica poorly.
And crawled out the camp tent sorely. :)
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Jack played the harmonica poorly.
And crawled out the camp tent sorely.
Ennis said you better quiet down
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Jack played the harmonica poorly.
And crawled out the camp tent sorely.
Ennis said, "You better quiet down,
'Cause you're making the sheep frown."
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Jack played the harmonica poorly.
And crawled out the camp tent sorely.
Ennis said, "You better quiet down,
'Cause you're making the sheep frown."
The tune continued quite pronely.
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There was once an ol' bear named Bill
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There was once an ol' bear named Bill
Who found young cubs would bend to his will
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There was once an ol' bear named Bill
Who found young cubs would bend to his will:
Up on Brokeback they'd lurk
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There was once an ol' bear named Bill
Who found young cubs would bend to his will:
Up on Brokeback they'd lurk
While Ennis and Jack did the work
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There was once an ol' bear named Bill
Who found young cubs would bend to his will:
Up on Brokeback they'd lurk
While Ennis and Jack did the work
to bring back tales of late-night tent thrills! ;)
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Jack said, "your folks run you off?"
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Jack said, "your folks run you off?"
"No", said Ennis and suppressed a cough.
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Jack said, "your folks run you off?"
"No", said Ennis and suppressed a cough
Care if I borrow the lighter?
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Jack said, "your folks run you off?"
"No", said Ennis and suppressed a cough,
"Care if I borrow the lighter?"
Jack's eyes shone brighter,
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Jack said, "your folks run you off?"
"No", said Ennis and suppressed a cough,
"Care if I borrow the lighter?"
Jack's eyes shone brighter,
He knew he was falling in love.
:)
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Ennis said, Jack was a real thinker?
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Pardon me for tweaking your sentence, Janice ..but I was getting nowhere trying to find a good rhyme for 'thinker'... 8)
Jack was a real thinker, Ennis said.
Jack frowned and shook his head
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No worries. I dont mind a bit.
Jack was a real thinker, Ennis said.
Jack frowned and shook his head
Ennis worried people knew he was gay!
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Jack was a real thinker, Ennis said.
Jack frowned and shook his head
Ennis worried people knew he was gay!
Jack suggested leaving Riverton without delay
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Jack was a real thinker, Ennis said.
Jack frowned and shook his head
Ennis worried people knew he was gay!
Jack suggested leaving Riverton without delay
Ennis got angry and cursed Jack instead.
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New one. :)
Lureen Newsome was a beauty queen
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Lureen Newsome was a beauty queen
The prettiest lil' gal Jack had ever seen
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Lureen Newsome was a beauty queen
The prettiest lil' gal Jack had ever seen
They spent fun time in her daddy's car.
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Lureen Newsome was a beauty queen
The prettiest lil' gal Jack had ever seen
They spent fun time in her daddy's car
after he stumbled half drunk from the bar
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wow! you're back with your old nick! yay! I never could remember that one you changed it to!
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wow! you're back with your old nick! yay! I never could remember that one you changed it to!
lol. Yap, I am back in my ol' boots for the time being! Loving it too. ;)
Okay, back to the regularly scheduled program...
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Lureen Newsome was a beauty queen
The prettiest lil' gal Jack had ever seen
They spent fun time in her daddy's car
after he stumbled half drunk from the bar
Where they were quickly out of their jeans
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It was love at first sight for young Jack
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It was love at first sight for young Jack
in his shirt sky-blue and his hat so black
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It was love at first sight for young Jack
in his shirt sky-blue and his hat so black.
He fell hard as a rock,
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It was love at first sight for young Jack
in his shirt sky-blue and his hat so black.
He fell hard as a rock,
the right key found his lock
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I'll go with the first...
It was love at first sight for young Jack
in his shirt sky-blue and his hat so black.
He fell hard as a rock,
the right key found his lock..
there were no words, no turning back.
Another: :)
As Jack lay dying by the roadside
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As Jack lay dying by the roadside
No one to stem the flowing blood tide
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As Jack lay dying by the roadside
No one to stem the flowing blood tide
Jack's love Ennis didn't know
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As Jack lay dying by the roadside
No one to stem the flowing blood tide
Jack's love Ennis didn't know
Their old passions would never glow
possible line?
as day became night at eventide
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New one .. :)
Jack watched him drive away that day
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Jack watched him drive away that day
His spirit broken, he gazed away.
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Jack watched him drive away that day
His spirit broken, he gazed away.
"Let be," he thought with a sigh. "Let be."
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Jack watched him drive away that day
His spirit broken, he gazed away.
"Let be," he thought with a sigh. "Let be."
I know one day, he will come to me.
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Jack watched him drive away that day
His spirit broken, he gazed away.
"Let be," he thought with a sigh. "Let be."
I know one day, he will come to me.
Never enough time, for that great manque.
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Jack carved the turkey with a frown
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Jack carved the turkey with a frown.
He had threatened to beat old LD down.
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Jack carved the turkey with a frown.
He had threatened to beat old LD down.
But Lureen hid a grin
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Jack carved the turkey with a frown.
He had threatened to beat old LD down.
But Lureen hid a grin
Let the dinner begin
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Jack carved the turkey with a frown.
He had threatened to beat old LD down.
But Lureen hid a grin
Let the dinner begin
thinking Jack's meek-mild cover was blown!
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Another Thanksgiving one?
Monroe loved his electric new knife
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Monroe loved his electric new knife
It saved him turkey carving strife
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Monroe loved his electric new knife
It saved him turkey carving strife
Ennis wasn't impressed
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Monroe loved his electric new knife
It saved him turkey carving strife
Ennis wasn't impressed
Alma got all distressed
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Monroe loved his electric new knife
It saved him turkey carving strife
Ennis wasn't impressed
Alma got all distressed
Thinking on Ennis and her new life.
New one:
Jack whined about commuting all day
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Jack whined about commuting all day,
t'was in camp with Ennis he wanted to stay!
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Jack whined about commuting all day,
t'was in camp with Ennis he wanted to stay!
"Sleep with the sheep, 100%."
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Jack whined about commuting all day,
t'was in camp with Ennis he wanted to stay!
"Sleep with the sheep, 100%"?
No, sleep with Ennis, - that was his intent!
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Jack whined about commuting all day,
t'was in camp with Ennis he wanted to stay!
"Sleep with the sheep, 100%"?
No, sleep with Ennis, - that was his intent!
But when the boys switched Jack did get his way.
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Jack lovingly wiped Ennis' face
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Jack lovingly wiped Ennis' face
but was paid with a punch, not an embrace
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Jack lovingly wiped Ennis' face
but was paid with a punch, not an embrace
He accidently kneed E.
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Jack lovingly wiped Ennis' face
but was paid with a punch, not an embrace
He accidently kneed E.
And was sorry to see,
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Jack lovingly wiped Ennis' face
but was paid with a punch, not an embrace
He accidently kneed E.
And was sorry to see,
His tenderness was quickly displaced
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Ennis smoked a cig while dancing with Cassie
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Ennis smoked a cig while dancing with Cassie..
Don't know about you, but that was not classy
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Ennis smoked a cig while dancing with Cassie..
Don't know about you, but that was not classy
Junior was doubtful about his commitment
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Ennis smoked a cig while dancing with Cassie..
Don't know about you, but that was not classy
Junior was doubtful about his commitment
And tried telling Cassie by giving her a hint
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Ennis smoked a cig while dancing with Cassie..
Don't know about you, but that was not classy
Junior was doubtful about his commitment
And tried telling Cassie by giving her a hint
But dancing girly didn't catch his fancy.
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New one!
He lost his temper and stormed out
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He lost his temper and stormed out
The girls wondered what the fuss was about.
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He lost his temper and stormed out.
The girls wondered what the fuss was about.
He headed for the bar,
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He lost his temper and stormed out.
The girls wondered what the fuss was about.
He headed for the bar,
But poor Ennis didn't get far
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He lost his temper and stormed out.
The girls wondered what the fuss was about.
He headed for the bar,
But poor Ennis didn't get far;
all beat up by a big, angry lout.
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Another...
On Brokeback Mountain, the winds roam free
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On Brokeback Mountain, the winds roam free
where Eagles soar, and the storms are flashy.
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On Brokeback Mountain, the winds roam free
where Eagles soar, and the storms are flashy.
Where two young cowboys, all alone...
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On Brokeback Mountain, the winds roam free
where Eagles soar, and the storms are flashy.
Where two young cowboys, all alone...
Made the beautiful mountain, their home.
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On Brokeback Mountain, the winds roam free
where Eagles soar, and the storms are flashy.
Where two young cowboys, all alone...
Made the beautiful mountain, their home.
Their hidden love, no one could see.
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The time had come, to say good-bye
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The time had come, to say good-bye
Their time was over way up high.
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The time had come, to say good-bye
Their time was over way up high
He watched him walk along the road
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The time had come, to say good-bye
Their time was over way up high
He watched him walk along the road
Not knowin' that Ennis too carried a heavy load
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The time had come, to say good-bye
Their time was over way up high
He watched him walk along the road
Not knowin' that Ennis too carried a heavy load
He kept on asking...."why oh why"....
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She read the card, said "coming through"
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She read the card, said "coming through"
She wondered oh what can we do?
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She read the card, said "coming through"
She wondered oh what can we do?
"Wonder who this Jack could be"
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She read the card, said "coming through"
She wondered oh what can we do?
"Wonder who this Jack could be"
A cowboy friend he used to see.?
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She read the card, said "coming through"
She wondered oh what can we do?
"Wonder who this Jack could be"
A cowboy friend he used to see.?
"I do hope he'll be my friend too"
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Jack caught forty winks in the afternoon.
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Jack caught forty winks in the afternoon.
He hoped that Ennis would be back soon.
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Jack caught forty winks in the afternoon.
He hoped that Ennis would be back soon.
Rested, he was all set
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Jack caught forty winks in the afternoon.
He hoped that Ennis would be back soon.
Rested, he was all set
For some lovin'...you bet
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Jack caught forty winks in the afternoon.
He hoped that Ennis would be back soon.
Rested, he was all set
For some lovin'...you bet;
Out in the open, in the light of the moon..
New one:
Jack smiled when he saw the rodeo clown
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Jack smiled when he saw the rodeo clown
who'd saved him when off the bull he'd been thrown
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Jack smiled when he saw the rodeo clown
who'd saved him when off the bull he'd been thrown
He was grateful so he thought he'd buy him a beer
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Jack smiled when he saw the rodeo clown
who'd saved him when off the bull he'd been thrown
He was grateful so he thought he'd buy him a beer
That he didn't want it was abundantly clear.
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Jack smiled when he saw the rodeo clown
who'd saved him when off the bull he'd been thrown
He was grateful so he thought he'd buy him a beer
That he didn't want it was abundantly clear
His refusal left Jack with a worrying frown.
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He caught the eye of that beautiful girl
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He caught the eye of that beautiful girl
She wanted to give him, a bit of a whirl.
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He caught the eye of that beautiful girl
She wanted to give him, a bit of a whirl
He asked the barman, what was her name
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He caught the eye of that beautiful girl
She wanted to give him, a bit of a whirl
He asked the barman, what was her name,
"Ms Newsome," he said, "One 'n the same"
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He caught the eye of that beautiful girl
She wanted to give him, a bit of a whirl
He asked the barman, what was her name,
"Ms Newsome," he said, "One 'n the same"
They danced an they smiled to a brand new world
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In the back of the car, she came on strong
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In the back of the car, she came on strong,
they had to be quick, didn't have all night long!
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In the back of the car, she came on strong,
they had to be quick, didn't have all night long!
He liked the direction she was goin'
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In the back of the car, she came on strong,
they had to be quick, didn't have all night long!
He liked the direction she was goin',
and the assets she was freely showin'
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In the back of the car, she came on strong,
they had to be quick, didn't have all night long!
He liked the direction she was goin',
and the assets she was freely showin'
But something to him just seemed wrong.
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He married Laureen, and lived life straight
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He married Laureen, and lived life straight
Until he started to contemplate
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He married Laureen, and lived life straight
Until he started to contemplate
He tried his best, he played the part
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He married Laureen, and lived life straight
Until he started to contemplate..
He tried his best, he played the part
But he suffered from a broken heart
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He married Laureen, and lived life straight
Until he started to contemplate..
He tried his best, he played the part
But he suffered from a broken heart
That all her love couldn't abate
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Jack allowed Ennis to used his lighter.
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Jack allowed Ennis to use his lighter,
thought; "That flame there is fine, but this cowboy glows brighter!"
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Jack allowed Ennis to use his lighter,
thought; "That flame there is fine, but this cowboy glows brighter!"
His face is surely beautiful.
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Jack allowed Ennis to use his lighter,
thought; "That flame there is fine, but this cowboy glows brighter!"
His face is surely beautiful
And his attitude dutiful
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Jack allowed Ennis to use his lighter,
thought; "That flame there is fine, but this cowboy glows brighter!"
His face is surely beautiful
And his attitude dutiful
With him, I would do an allnighter!"
:)
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From the first day, the sparks flew between them
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From the first day, the sparks flew between them
They had no idea if it would be sink or swim.
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From the first day, the sparks flew between them
They had no idea if it would be sink or swim.
But after the first night in the tent
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From the first day, the sparks flew between them
They had no idea if it would be sink or swim.
But after the first night in the tent
Where their sex had been spent
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From the first day, the sparks flew between them
They had no idea if it would be sink or swim.
But after the first night in the tent
Where their sex had been spent
From that moment, there was no holding back then.
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Ennis had two daughters, and Jack a son.
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Ennis had two daughters, and Jack a son.
Looked like two happy families to everyone
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Ennis had two daughters, and Jack a son.
Looked like two happy families to everyone.
There was a secret, that no one knew.
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Ennis had two daughters, and Jack a son.
Looked like two happy families to everyone.
There was a secret, that no one knew.
About a love between the two
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Ennis had two daughters, and Jack a son.
Looked like two happy families to everyone.
There was a secret, that no one knew.
About a love between the two
Alas, never could they become as one.
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Next:
Friend, drop me a line if you are there
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Friend, drop me a line if you are there
I'm on my way to the Post Office Jack I swear
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Friend, drop me a line if you are there
I'm on my way to the Post Office Jack I swear
Four long years Ive watched an waited.
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Friend, drop me a line if you are there
I'm on my way to the Post Office Jack I swear
Four long years Ive watched an waited.
So you and I could be x-rated
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Friend, drop me a line if you are there
I'm on my way to the Post Office Jack I swear
Four long years Ive watched an waited.
So you and I could be x-rated
Then I showed fear, like the low startle mare.
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Next:
Ennis disliked the fire and brimstone crowd,
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Ennis disliked the fire and brimstone crowd,
They talked too much and sang too loud
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Ennis disliked the fire and brimstone crowd,
They talked too much and sang too loud
So he said to wife Alma, No I don't want to go!"
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Ennis disliked the fire and brimstone crowd,
They talked too much and sang too loud
So he said to wife Alma, No I don't want to go!"
She groused, saying "it would be fun, I know.
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Ennis disliked the fire and brimstone crowd,
They talked too much and sang too loud
So he said to wife Alma, No I don't want to go!"
She groused, saying "it would be fun, I know."
He ignored her and sat on his cigarette cloud..
Next:
That fall, Jack went home to Lightnin' Flat
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That fall, Jack went home to Lightnin' Flat
He knew that was where, he could hang his hat
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That fall, Jack went home to Lightnin' Flat
He knew that was where, he could hang his hat
Jack drank Ma Twist's coffee and ate cherry cake
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That fall, Jack went home to Lightnin' Flat
He knew that was where, he could hang his hat
Jack drank Ma Twist's coffee and ate cherry cake
He tolerated the place for his mamas sake.
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That fall, Jack went home to Lightnin' Flat
He knew that was where, he could hang his hat
Jack drank Ma Twist's coffee and ate cherry cake
He tolerated the place for his mamas sake.
Because his ignorant father treated him like a door mat.
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New one:
Ennis and Jack went to Don Wroe's cabin
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Good one Deb.
New one:
Ennis and Jack went to Don Wroe's cabin
They cuddled and kissed and started gunnin'
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Ennis and Jack went to Don Wroe's cabin
They cuddled and kissed and started gunnin'.
Then came a knock on the door,
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Ennis and Jack went to Don Wroe's cabin
They cuddled and kissed and started gunnin'.
Then came a knock on the door,
They jumped high, an feet hit the floor
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Ennis and Jack went to Don Wroe's cabin
They cuddled and kissed and started gunnin'.
Then came a knock on the door,
They jumped high, an feet hit the floor
And their rumpled pants, they were a-grabbin'.
Another:
Alma got pregnant in no time at all,
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Alma got pregnant in no time at all,
Her shopping, not done in any mall.
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Alma got pregnant in no time at all,
Her shopping, not done in any mall.
She was happy as his wife,
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Alma got pregnant in no time at all,
Her shopping, not done in any mall.
She was happy as his wife
Until she found out about Ennis and Jack's life
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Alma got pregnant in no time at all,
Her shopping, not done in any mall.
She was happy as his wife
Until she found out about Ennis and Jack's life
She became wary and put up a wall.
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Down from the mountain, they said good-bye
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Down from the mountain, they said good-bye
Ennis thought everything ended cockeyed.
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Down from the mountain, they said good-bye
Ennis thought everything ended cockeyed.
Neither wanted this moment to end
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Down from the mountain, they said good-bye
Ennis thought everything ended cockeyed.
Neither wanted this moment to end
The hope was broken on the descend
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Down from the mountain, they said good-bye
Ennis thought everything ended cockeyed.
Neither wanted this moment to end
The hope was broken on the descend
Back to the real world living a lie.
Four years went by, without a word
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Four years went by, without a word
From Ennis, Jack had never heard.
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Four years went by, without a word
From Ennis, Jack had never heard.
A postcard said "Im coming thru"
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Four years went by, without a word
From Ennis, Jack had never heard.
A postcard said "Im coming thru,
Looking forward to seeing U"
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Four years went by, without a word
From Ennis, Jack had never heard.
A postcard said "Im coming thru,
Looking forward to seeing U"
To Ennis's door he then proffered
new one
Aguirre asked Jack about "stemmin the rose"
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Aguirre asked Jack about "stemmin the rose"
And Jack was stunned, that someone knows,
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Aguirre asked Jack about "stemmin the rose
And Jack was stunned, that someone knows,
He drove to Texas to try the Rodeo.
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Aguirre asked Jack about "stemmin the rose"
And Jack was stunned, that someone knows,
He drove to Texas to try the Rodeo.
Where he met Lureen, a cowgirl in the show
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Aguirre asked Jack about "stemmin the rose"
And Jack was stunned, that someone knows,
He drove to Texas to try the Rodeo.
Where he met Lureen, a cowgirl in the show
And Jack at last forgot his woes....
An open door, she saw the kiss
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An open door, she saw the kiss
It was Ennis and Jack Nasty who she tried to dismiss
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An open door, she saw the kiss
It was Ennis and Jack Nasty who she tried to dismiss
Ennis said his friend was from Texas
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An open door, she saw the kiss
It was Ennis and Jack Nasty who she tried to dismiss
Ennis said his friend was from Texas
We're going, don't care if she lets us!
he said to himself, with a hiss.
Next:
She loved Ennis but Monroe was true
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She loved Ennis but Monroe was true
'Least he paid the bills when they were due
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She loved Ennis but Monroe was true
'Least he paid the bills when they were due
She said he should get married again
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She loved Ennis but Monroe was true
'Least he paid the bills when they were due
She said he should get married again
Something Ennis thought insane
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She loved Ennis but Monroe was true
'Least he paid the bills when they were due
She said he should get married again
Something Ennis thought insane
Said I was burned when married to you
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new one
Ennis got into a dirty bar fight.
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new one
Ennis got into a dirty bar fight.
He got beat up which wasn't his plight
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Ennis got into a dirty bar fight.
He got beat up which wasn't his plight
He picked his hat up of the dirt
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Ennis got into a dirty bar fight.
He got beat up which wasn't his plight
He picked his hat up off the dirt
His life was hung on a wire with a shirt
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Ennis got into a dirty bar fight.
He got beat up which wasn't his plight
He picked his hat up off the dirt
His life was hung on a wire with a shirt
And ever since Jack's death nothin' was right.
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a new one
The coffee pots and buckets were Ennis and Jack
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The coffee pots and buckets were Ennis and Jack
Ennis found humor in Jack's constant flak.
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The coffee pots and buckets were Ennis and Jack
Ennis found humor in Jack's constant flak.
How Jack loved Ennis' smile,
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The coffee pots and buckets were Ennis and Jack
Ennis found humor in Jack's constant flak.
How Jack loved Ennis' smile,
For that he knew, he'd walk a mile
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The coffee pots and buckets were Ennis and Jack
Ennis found humor in Jack's constant flak.
How Jack loved Ennis' smile,
For that he knew, he'd walk a mile
Its what kept him forever and ever coming back.
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new one
Jack missed Ennis and could hardly stand it
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Jack missed Ennis and could hardly stand it
He told him, its you, I wish I could quit
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Jack missed Ennis and could hardly stand it
He told him, its you, I wish I could quit
Face it Jack, it ain't gonna be that way.
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Jack missed Ennis and could hardly stand it
He told him, its you, I wish I could quit
Face it Jack, it ain't gonna be that way.
Not with the child support I gotta pay
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Jack missed Ennis and could hardly stand it
He told him, its you, I wish I could quit
Face it Jack, it ain't gonna be that way.
Not with the child support I gotta pay
He loved him more than he could admit.
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The postcard came back with big red letters.
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The postcard came back with big red letters.
Made Ennis's face drip wet with sweaters (sorry, what else rhymes with letters)
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check the rhyming dictionary,com
but to me that is the fun of this game finding a line that fits and rhymes too.
you did well. :-*
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The postcard came back with big red letters.
Made Ennis's face drip wet with sweaters
She had left something behind.
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The postcard came back with big red letters.
Made Ennis's face drip wet with sweaters
She had left something behind.
Or was she just being kind
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The postcard came back with big red letters.
Made Ennis's face drip wet with sweaters
She had left something behind.
Or was she just being kind
He and she and his shirts had no answers
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He pitched the tent, but it didnt look right
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He pitched the tent, but it didnt look right
Jack said leave it be, I ain't goin nowhers,. tonight
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He pitched the tent, but it didnt look right
Jack said leave it be, I ain't goin nowhers,. tonight
Ennis looked over at Jack as he was playing a tune
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He pitched the tent, but it didnt look right
Jack said leave it be, I ain't goin nowhers,. tonight
Ennis looked over at Jack as he was playing a tune
Thoughts of making love to him soon
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He pitched the tent, but it didnt look right
Jack said leave it be, I ain't goin nowhers,. tonight
Ennis looked over at Jack as he was playing a tune
Thoughts of making love to him soon
He then came inside, to Jacks great delight.
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Hat in hand, he knelt before him
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Hat in hand, he knelt before him
The firelight being rather dim.
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Hat in hand, he knelt before him
The firelight being rather dim.
He kept his eyes low,
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Hat in hand, he knelt before him
The firelight being rather dim.
He kept his eyes low,
needing Jack to go slow
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Hat in hand, he knelt before him
The firelight being rather dim.
He kept his eyes low,
needing Jack to go slow
Then filling his cup to the brim.
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Oh, very nice! :) Bravo!
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we did do good huh? yeay us
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new one
How many trips to the back of beyond?
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How many trips to the back of beyond?
Crossing rivers, swimming a pond
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How many trips to the back of beyond?
Crossing rivers, swimming a pond
How many bottles of whiskey to drink?
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How many trips to the back of beyond?
Crossing rivers, swimming a pond
How many bottles of whiskey to drink?
Drunken nights,thoughts to re-think
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How many trips to the back of beyond?
Crossing rivers, swimming a pond
How many bottles of whiskey to drink?
Drunken nights,thoughts to re-think
Times, places, and memories, were spawned.
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The morning after, no words were said
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The morning after, no words were said
Jack faced Ennis his heart filled with dread.
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The morning after, no words were said
Jack faced Ennis his heart filled with dread.
Memories of the night before
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The morning after, no words were said
Jack faced Ennis his heart filled with dread.
Memories of the night before
Showing difficulty he couldn't ignore.
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The morning after, no words were said
Jack faced Ennis his heart filled with dread.
Memories of the night before
Showing difficulty he couldn't ignore.
But during the SNIT, their inhibitions were shed.
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new one
Ennis said to Jack, "As long as we can ride it."
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Ennis said to Jack, "As long as we can ride it."
Aint no reins, if we can stand it
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Ennis said to Jack, "As long as we can ride it."
Aint no reins, if we can stand it
Jack said ever four fuckin years?
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Ennis said to Jack, "As long as we can ride it."
Aint no reins, if we can stand it
Jack said ever four fuckin years?
Ennis turns round, wiping his tears
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Ennis said to Jack, "As long as we can ride it."
Aint no reins, if we can stand it
Jack said ever four fuckin years?
Ennis turns round, wiping his tears
Jack was dead, and Ennis had to bear it.
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He drove to the house in Lightening Flat
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He drove to the house in Lightening Flat
Near the grieving plain the house sat.
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He drove to the house in Lightening Flat
Near the grieving plain the house sat
He drank the coffee, but no cake
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He drove to the house in Lightening Flat
Near the grieving plain the house sat
He drank the coffee, but no cake
Took the shirts for loves sake.
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He drove to the house in Lightening Flat
Near the grieving plain the house sat
He drank the coffee, but no cake
Took the shirts for loves sake.
Said good-bye and grabbed his hat.
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His father said, the ashes stay
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His father said, the ashes stay.
Poor Ennis was in utter dismay
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His father said, the ashes stay.
Poor Ennis was in utter dismay
They'll be buried in the family plot
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His father said, the ashes stay.
Poor Ennis was in utter dismay
They'll be buried in the family plot,
Ol' bastard, Ennis must've thought
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His father said, the ashes stay.
Poor Ennis was in utter dismay
They'll be buried in the family plot,
Ol' bastard, Ennis must've thought
He knew he had to make his way.
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The shirts, he knew, were his to keep
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The shirts, he knew, were his to keep;
he saw that Jack's love was deep
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He drove to the house in Lightening Flat
Near the grieving plain the house sat
He drank the coffee, but no cake
Took the shirts for loves sake.
Said good-bye and grabbed his hat
I like this one- you all did good ;)
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The shirts, he knew, were his to keep;
he saw that Jack's love was deep
Jack hid those shirts in a manmade tomb
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The shirts, he knew, were his to keep;
he saw that Jack's love was deep
Jack hid those shirts in a manmade tomb
Tucked in a closet in his childhood room
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The shirts, he knew, were his to keep;
he saw that Jack's love was deep
Jack hid those shirts in a manmade tomb
Tucked in a closet in his childhood room
Ennis carried them in a bag, drove home to weap.
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This just reminded me of something I had never noticed before...maybe i am alone here...The beginning of the movie,,,,first scene, Ennis enters into the story carrying a brown
paper bag. His life, shirts that he had. Onto BBM. At the end of the story, he drives out of the story for all intents and purposes, carrying his life again in brown paper bag, with both of their shirts, one of which was the same shirt he had carried into the story....
Talk about coming full circle.
Now back to our regularly scheduled game........ :)
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A brown bag suitcase Ennis carried.
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A brown bag suitcase Ennis carried;
his wordly goods until he married.
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A brown bag suitcase Ennis carried;
his wordly goods until he married.
He left his bloody shirt on Brokeback.
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A brown bag suitcase Ennis carried;
his wordly goods until he married.
He left his bloody shirt on Brokeback,
both that and his heart secretly held by Jack...
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A brown bag suitcase Ennis carried;
his wordly goods until he married.
He left his bloody shirt on Brokeback,
both that and his heart secretly held by Jack...
All said and done, Jack lay buried.
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Ennis said Jack was his fishin buddy.
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Ennis said Jack was his fishin buddy.
Till his tackle box, Alma did study,
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Ennis said Jack was his fishin buddy.
Till his tackle box, Alma did study,
They caught brownies, and ate them up.
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Ennis said Jack was his fishin buddy.
Till his tackle box, Alma did study,
They caught brownies, and ate them up.
Drank whiskey from an old tin cup,
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Ennis said Jack was his fishin buddy.
Till his tackle box, Alma did study,
They caught brownies, and ate them up.
Drank whiskey from an old tin cup,
Ennis's journey ended for him, glumly.
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I don't want to say goodbye.
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I don't want to say goodbye.
I dont want to see you cry,
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I don't want to say goodbye.
I dont want to see you cry,
Why do you force me to go away?
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I don't want to say goodbye.
I dont want to see you cry,
Why do you force me to go away?
When you know i would rather stay,
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I don't want to say goodbye.
I dont want to see you cry,
Why do you force me to go away?
When you know i would rather stay
It can't be that way, was his reply.
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New one
Ennis asked Alma Jr. if Kirk really loved her
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Ennis asked Alma Jr. if Kirk really loved her
As emotional thoughts began to stir
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Ennis asked Alma Jr. if Kirk really loved her
As emotional thoughts began to stir
"yeah daddy he loves me." She replied
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Ennis asked Alma Jr. if Kirk really loved her
As emotional thoughts began to stir
"yeah daddy he loves me." She replied
He thought of Jack, and tears he cried
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Ennis asked Alma Jr. if Kirk really loved her
As emotional thoughts began to stir
"yeah daddy he loves me." She replied
He thought of Jack, and tears he cried
His bitterness and pain is never over.
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He awoke with a merciless headache
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He awoke with a merciless headache.
Wondering inwardly if he'd made a mistake.
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He awoke with a merciless headache.
Wondering inwardly if he'd made a mistake.
His jeans were around his knees,
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He awoke with a merciless headache.
Wondering inwardly if he'd made a mistake.
His jeans were around his knees,
He checked outdoors the surrounding trees.
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He awoke with a merciless headache.
Wondering inwardly if he'd made a mistake.
His jeans were around his knees,
He checked outdoors the surrounding trees.
He watched Jack, suddenly wide awake.
Next:
Junior said her Ma was awful strict
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Junior said her Ma was awful strict
Said, causing a little bad conflict
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Junior said her Ma was awful strict
Said, causing a little bad conflict
She asked "daddy could I stay with you?"
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Junior said her Ma was awful strict
Said, causing a little bad conflict
She asked "daddy could I stay with you?"
We'd be happy, just us two
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Junior said her Ma was awful strict
Said, causing a little bad conflict
She asked "daddy could I stay with you?"
We'd be happy, just us two
Sadly, negative, he gave his verdict.
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Jack said "sit down, you son of a bitch"
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Jack said "sit down, you son of a bitch"
His forceful manner making L.D. twitch.
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Jack said "sit down, you son of a bitch"
His forceful mannor making L.D. twitch.
He had had enough of his bullying ways
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Junior said her Ma was awful strict
Said, causing a little bad conflict
She asked "daddy could I stay with you?
We'd be happy, just us two."
Her daddy's answer she did predict.
Next (continuing the one above):
"Naw, I'm too busy these days," he said
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"Naw, I'm too busy these days," he said
So get that notion out of your head
I guess I will just finish off the other one that was started......(whatcha doin Lucise??)
Jack said "sit down, you son of a bitch"
His forceful mannor making L.D. twitch.
He had had enough of his bullying ways
Sick of listening to what he says
I hope he ends up in the bottom of a ditch.
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New one
Ennis checked out Jack's boots, but found shirts instead
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Ennis checked out Jack's boots, but found shirts instead
The room had a window, a closet, and Jacks childhood bed.
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I guess I will just finish off the other one that was started......(whatcha doin Lucise??)
Very good point, don't know what happened there.
Thing is, sometimes when you click on a post from a forum(the one showing as latest post) on the main page, it sometimes takes you to one that is on the page before.
Anyone noticed that before? I bet that is what happened here.
My apologies guys! ;)
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DONT SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF. This is just for fun!!!!!!!!
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I think some gremlins have got in here......Delmardeb did the same thing a post later......i was starting to wonder if my posts were printing.....(better check i got enuf ink)........lol
anyway, we still got two going here.......the one Lucise started and the one Deb started.......
here we go.......
Ennis checked out Jack's boots, but found shirts instead
The room had a window, a closet, and Jacks childhood bed.
He pressed the shirts against his heart
and the other one.....
"Naw, I'm too busy these days," he said
So get that notion out of your head
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k, back on track.. :P
Continuing with the 2 limericks..
Ennis checked out Jack's boots, but found shirts instead
The room had a window, a closet, and Jacks childhood bed.
He pressed the shirts against his heart;
he felt like they had never been apart
"Naw, I'm too busy these days," he said
"So get that notion out of your head."
Alma Junior heaved a sad sigh
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Ennis checked out Jack's boots, but found shirts instead
The room had a window, a closet, and Jacks childhood bed.
He pressed the shirts against his heart;
he felt like they had never been apart
And he thought back over the the things unsaid.
"Naw, I'm too busy these days," he said
"So get that notion out of your head."
Alma Junior heaved a sad sigh
Held back tears so she wouldn't cry
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"Naw, I'm too busy these days," he said
"So get that notion out of your head."
Alma Junior heaved a sad sigh
Held back tears so she wouldn't cry
Suddenly Ennis said, "I'd rather be with you instead!"
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I am glad that mess was straightened out. ;D Is it safe to start a new one: ???
Jack wore a black hat and Ennis' hat was white
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Jack wore a black hat and Ennis' hat was white
The lives they lived were both dark and light.
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Jack wore a black hat and Ennis' hat was white
The lives they lived were both dark and light.
Yet Brokeback was sweet home,
a common place to love, to roam..
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Jack wore a black hat and Ennis' hat was white
The lives they lived were both dark and light.
Yet Brokeback was sweet home,
a common place to love, to roam..
And love they did during the day and at night.
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New one:
Jack and Ennis were two handsome cowboys
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Jack and Ennis were two handsome cowboys
That the early snow and Aguirre destroys
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Jack and Ennis were two handsome cowboys
That the early snow and Aguirre destroys..
Yet their flame never dies
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Jack and Ennis were two handsome cowboys
That the early snow and Aguirre destroys..
Yet their flame never dies
Nor the love in their eyes
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Jack and Ennis were two handsome cowboys
That the early snow and Aguirre destroys..
Yet their flame never dies
Nor the love in their eyes
so they reunite and experience more joys.
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Alma looked out the door, and she seen them
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Alma looked out the door, and she seen them
And Aguirre saw that rose that they did stem
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Alma looked out the door, and she seen them
And Aguirre saw that rose that they did stem
Though they tried not to show it
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Alma looked out the door, and she seen them
And Aguirre saw that rose that they did stem
Though they tried not to show it
And dared not admit it
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Alma looked out the door, and she seen them
And Aguirre saw that rose that they did stem
Though they tried not to show it
And dared not admit it
They had love for a lifetime between them
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Jack was dead down in Texas, now its Ennis, out East.
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omg janice...i dont know if i like this one......but here goes.....
Jack was dead down in Texas, now its Ennis, out East.
As the postmarked was stamped, the words DECEASED
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Jack was dead down in Texas, now its Ennis, out East.
As the postmarked was stamped, the words DECEASED
We ponder the future of our dear boy Jake.
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Jack was dead down in Texas, now its Ennis, out East.
As the postmarked was stamped, the words DECEASED
We ponder the future of our dear boy Jake.
How much his heart must sadly ache
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Jack was dead down in Texas, now its Ennis, out East.
As the postmarked was stamped, the words DECEASED
We ponder the future of our dear boy Jake.
How much his heart must sadly ache
And their souls together are now released.
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each day, Jack watched over the sheep
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Gee Chucky, you have been going back over some old posts.....good on ya....and glad to see this one revived......
For anyone who wants to join in this one.....the way it works, is to write ONE line of the limerick, and wait for someone else to add another line, you can then add another line to the same limerick, Or once it is finished.....FIVE LINES.....start another one....its good fun.....cut and past the previous lines, dont quote them, as its much easier to read the limerick.
Each day, Jack watched over the sheep
And nightime didnt allow him much sleep
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Each day, Jack watched over the sheep
And nightime didnt allow him much sleep
met Ennis when the sun rose
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Each day, Jack watched over the sheep
And nightime didnt allow him much sleep
met Ennis when the sun rose
and together they had a quick doze
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Each day, Jack watched over the sheep
And nightime didnt allow him much sleep
met Ennis when the sun rose
and together they had a quick doze
and upon them Aguirre did creep!
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Not a care in the world, they wrestled and played
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I hope I'm doing this right .... :)
Not a care in the world, they wrestled and played
Up high on the mountain they were unafraid
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Perfect Marie....great line.....
Not a care in the world, they wrestled and played
Up high on the mountain they were unafraid
Was no ones business what went on
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Not a care in the world they wrestled and played,
Up high in the mountains they wer unafraid.
Was no ones busines what went on,
sex raucous and wild in the midday sun,
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Not a care in the world they wrestled and played,
Up high in the mountains they wer unafraid.
Was no ones busines what went on,
sex raucous and wild in the midday sun,
Just drinkin and smokin and gettin well layed.
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Was time to pack and move the sheep down
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Was time to pack and move the sheep down
Said Jack, which made Ennis frown
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Was time to pack and move the sheep down
Said Jack, which made Ennis frown
Ennis went off to pout
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Was time to pack and move the sheep down
Said Jack, which made Ennis frown
Ennis went off to pout
So disappointed and full of doubt
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Was time to pack and move the sheep down
Said Jack, which made Ennis frown
Ennis went off to pout
So disappointed and full of doubt
and then Jack twirled his lasso around
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The 24th of June was a stormy day
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The 24th of June was a stormy day
But Jack still red lined it all the way
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The 24th of June was a stormy day
But Jack still red lined it all the way
Ennis paced the floor
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The 24th of June was a stormy day
But Jack still red lined it all the way
Ennis paced the floor
Wonderin' what was in store
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The 24th of June was a stormy day
But Jack still red lined it all the way
Ennis paced the floor
Wonderin' what was in store
But when he saw Jack he did not delay
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At the top of the stairs, his arms open wide
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At the top of the stairs, his arms open wide
"Jack fuckin Twist" he so lovingly cried
sorry, couldnt resist doing two lines....
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At the top of the stairs, his arms open wide
"Jack fuckin Twist" he so lovingly cried
down the stairs he did run
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At the top of the stairs, his arms open wide
"Jack fuckin Twist" he so lovingly cried
down the stairs he did run
his shirt, coming undone
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At the top of the stairs, his arms open wide
"Jack fuckin Twist" he so lovingly cried
down the stairs he did run
his shirt, coming undone
and then kissed him, after stepping to the side
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(let's keep this one going!)
Hidden by the stairs, not pausing for breath
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Hidden by the stairs, not pausing for breath
Kissing each other a matter of life and death
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Hidden by the stairs, not pausing for breath
Kissing each other a matter of life and death
Alma opened a door
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Hidden by the stairs, not pausing for breath
Kissing each other a matter of life and death
Alma opened a door
And she was shaken to the core
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Hidden by the stairs, not pausing for breath
Kissing each other a matter of life and death
Alma opened a door
And she was shaken to the core
a tragic turn of events, like MacBeth
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Oh, that MacBeth line is terrific!
They came from opposite corners of the state
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They came from opposite corners of the state
On Brokeback Mountain they met their fate
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They came from opposite corners of the state
On Brokeback Mountain they met their fate
Dizzy drunk late one night
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They came from opposite corners of the state
On Brokeback Mountain they met their fate
Dizzy drunk late one night
The cuddled up together tight
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They came from opposite corners of the state
On Brokeback Mountain they met their fate
Dizzy drunk late one night
The cuddled up together tight
not realizing they found their life mate
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"I aint queer" he said to Jack
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"I aint queer" he said to Jack
"Me neither," Jack answered straight back
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Kerry, that is funny... in many ways, but your tone and down-under accent would be great to hear as you say:
"I aint queer" he said to Jack
"Me neither," Jack answered straight back
.........
More please...
au revoir,
hugs!
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"I aint queer" he said to Jack
"Me neither," Jack answered straight back
"Aint no ones business but ours"
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"I aint queer" he said to Jack
"Me neither," Jack answered straight back
but in the tent later that night
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"I aint queer" he said to Jack
"Me neither," Jack answered straight back
"Aint no ones business but ours"
Sealed a pact, under the stars
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"I aint queer" he said to Jack
"Me neither," Jack answered straight back
but in the tent later that night
the lie exposed, by what felt so right
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"I aint queer" he said to Jack
"Me neither," Jack answered straight back
"Aint no ones business but ours"
Sealed a pact, under the stars
that night, their passion did not lack
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"I aint queer" he said to Jack
"Me neither," Jack answered straight back
but in the tent later that night
the lie exposed, by what felt so right
and they held each other as the night faded to black
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Great job with the two-way limerick! :)
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K.E. slugged him silly every day
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K.E. slugged him silly every day
That is, till a new plan got underway
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Who is K.E.........??
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Who is K.E.........??
Ennis's older brother.
Here's what Annie Proulx wrote -- this is while Jack and Ennis are at the Motel Siesta:
[Jack] went on, "Yeah, that little punch a yours surprised me. I never figured you to throw a dirty punch."
"I come up under my brother K.E., three years older'n me, slugged me silly ever day. Dad got tired a me come bawlin in the house and when I was about six he set me down and says, Ennis, you got a problem and you got a fix it or it's gonna be with you until you're ninety and K.E.'s ninety-three. Well, I says, he's bigger'n me. Dad says, you got a take him unawares, don't say nothin to him, make him feel some pain, get out fast and keep doin it until he takes the message. Nothin like hurtin somebody to make him hear good. So I did. I got him in the outhouse, jumped him on the stairs, come over to his pillow in the night while he was sleepin and pasted him damn good. Took about two days. Never had trouble with K.E. since. The lesson was, don't say nothin and get it over with quick." A telephone rang in the next room, rang on and on, stopped abruptly in mid-peal.
"You won't catch me again," said Jack. "Listen. I'm thinkin, tell you what, if you and me had a little ranch together, little cow and calf operation, your horses, it'd be some sweet life. Like I said, I'm gettin out a rodeo. I ain't no broke-dick rider but I don't got the bucks a ride out this slump I'm in and I don't got the bones a keep gettin wrecked.
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Thank you Fran....you know I have read the book, umteen times, and never really let that part impact on me or for that matter remember it.
I remember the "cow and calf" chat from Jack...but K.E. didnt ring a bell at all.
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K.E. slugged him silly every day
That is, till a new plan got underway
Ennis finally fought back
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K.E. slugged him silly every day
That is, till a new plan got underway
Ennis finally fought back
With some quick surprise attacks
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K.E. slugged him silly every day
That is, till a new plan got underway
Ennis finally fought back
With some quick surprise attacks
and K.E. simply limped away
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Great job with that last one!
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She offered him coffee and cherry cake
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She offered him coffee and cherry cake
a dessert that she did freshly bake
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She offered him coffee and cherry cake
a dessert that she did freshly bake
the atmosphere was strained
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She offered him coffee and cherry cake
a dessert that she did freshly bake
the atmosphere was strained
All those things un-explained
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She offered him coffee and cherry cake
a dessert that she did freshly bake
the atmosphere was strained
All those things un-explained
With a deep sadness that he couldn't shake
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Next:
A silent embrace in front of the fire
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A silent embrace in front of the fire
A hand on his face, he feels the desire
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A silent embrace in front of the fire
A hand on his face, he feels the desire
The force is too strong
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A silent embrace in front of the fire
A hand on his face, he feels the desire
The force is too strong
This is where they belong
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A silent embrace in front of the fire
A hand on his face, he feels the desire
The force is too strong
This is where they belong
"I ain't queer!".....dear sir, you're a liar.
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"you been to Mexico?" he asked Jack
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"You been to Mexico?" he asked Jack
"Hell yes, I been," Jack replied right back
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"You been to Mexico?" he asked Jack
"Hell yes, I been," Jack replied right back
"What I dont know, could get you killed"
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"You been to Mexico?" he asked Jack
"Hell yes, I been," Jack replied right back
"What I dont know, could get you killed"
Pent up for years, now it all was spilled
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"You been to Mexico?" he asked Jack
"Hell yes, I been," Jack replied right back
"What I dont know, could get you killed"
Pent up for years, now it all was spilled
"I wish I could quit you" his words of attack.
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Next: Something different -- Diana Ossana
Diana picked up The New Yorker and started to read
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Diana picked up The New Yorker and started to read
Little did she know just where it would lead
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Diana picked up The New Yorker and started to read
Little did she know just where it would lead
This story here, it must be seen
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Diana picked up The New Yorker and started to read
Little did she know just where it would lead
This story here, it must be seen
she pushed it through the Hollywood machine
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Diana picked up The New Yorker and started to read
Little did she know just where it would lead
This story here, it must be seen
she pushed it through the Hollywood machine
and once it was released, many hearts were freed
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Diana picked up The New Yorker and started to read
Little did she know just where it would lead
This story here, it must be seen
she pushed it through the Hollywood machine
and once it was released, many hearts were freed
I love how that one turned out......
lets keep on this track for another one eh...........
We sat in the theatre, as the lights went down
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We sat in the theatre, as the lights went down
And were taken to Signal, a Wyoming town
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We sat in the theatre, as the lights went down
And were taken to Signal, a Wyoming town
Met Ennis and Jack checkin' each other out
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We sat in the theatre, as the lights went down
And were taken to Signal, a Wyoming town
Met Ennis and Jack checkin' each other out
Our lives changed forever, without a doubt
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We sat in the theatre, as the lights went down
And were taken to Signal, a Wyoming town
Met Ennis and Jack checkin' each other out
Our lives changed forever, without a doubt
And our love for Brokeback, would never slow down.
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We searched for a place to talk of our fate
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We searched for a place to talk of our fate
online forums did open up a gate
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We searched for a place to talk of our fate
online forums did open up a gate
So we found our way to a town called BetterMost
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We searched for a place to talk of our fate
online forums did open up a gate
So we found our way to a town called BetterMost
In there we found friends from coast to coast
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We searched for a place to talk of our fate
online forums did open up a gate
So we found our way to a town called BetterMost
In there we found friends from coast to coast
and we chat with each other until late!
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Ennis and Jack found love on the mountain.
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Ennis and Jack found love on the mountain.
that love flowed like water from a fountain
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Ennis and Jack found love on the mountain.
that love flowed like water from a fountain
From one night in the tent
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Ennis and Jack found love on the mountain.
that love flowed like water from a fountain
From one night in the tent
to their sad descent
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Ennis and Jack found love on the mountain.
that love flowed like water from a fountain
From one night in the tent
to their sad descentr
Ennis broke Jack's heart with his bludgeon..
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When their time on the mountain came to an end
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When their time on the mountain came to an end
jack used his lasso to tie up his friend
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When their time on the mountain came to an end
jack used his lasso to tie up his friend
Far from happy, Ennis threw a punch
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When their time on the mountain came to an end
jack used his lasso to tie up his friend
Far from happy, Ennis threw a punch
Why he did it, Jack didn't have a hunch
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When their time on the mountain came to an end
jack used his lasso to tie up his friend
Far from happy, Ennis threw a punch
Why he did it, Jack didn't have a hunch
but Jack now had a black eye to mend!
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They said good-bye and walked away
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They said good-bye and walked away
Trying to keep their true feelings at bay
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They said good-bye and walked away
Trying to keep their true feelings at bay
four years later they reunited
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They said good-bye and walked away
Trying to keep their true feelings at bay
four years later they reunited
And they both were so delighted
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They said good-bye and walked away
Trying to keep their true feelings at bay
four years later they reunited
And they both were so delighted
They drove to the Siesta with barely a delay
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The love they made was tender and true
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The love they made was tender and true
good-byes to come would make them blue
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The love they made was tender and true
good-byes to come would make them blue
A shaking of hands, a look in their eyes
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The love they made was tender and true
good-byes to come would make them blue
A shaking of hands, a look in their eyes
Their time always clouded with truths and lies
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The love they made was tender and true
good-byes to come would make them blue
A shaking of hands, a look in their eyes
Their time always clouded with truths and lies
So many emotions they had to work through.
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Four years passed, without a word
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Four years passed, without a word
then a postcard arrives, how absurd
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Four years passed, without a word
then a postcard arrives, how absurd
"Coming thru on 24th" it read
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Four years passed, without a word
then a postcard arrives, how absurd
"Coming thru on 24th" it read
"…fishing buddies," is what Ennis said
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Four years passed, without a word
then a postcard arrives, how absurd
"Coming thru on 24th" it read
"…fishing buddies," is what Ennis said
and to the Siesta they flew, like a bird
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It could be like this always, Jack said
(by the way, anyone can start a new one, Im just keeping the story going)
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It could be like this always, Jack said
But the memories of Earl filled Ennis with dread
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It could be like this always, Jack said
But the memories of Earl filled Ennis with dread
"It won't be that way."
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It could be like this always, Jack said
But the memories of Earl filled Ennis with dread
"It won't be that way."
"With Alma I'll stay"
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It could be like this always, Jack said
But the memories of Earl filled Ennis with dread
"It won't be that way."
"With Alma I'll stay"
and every few months we'll roll around in a bed
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He liked her direction, fast or slow
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He liked her direction, fast or slow
As he wondered how far she wanted to go
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He liked her direction, fast or slow
As he wondered how far she wanted to go
then she ripped off her bra
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He liked her direction, fast or slow
As he wondered how far she wanted to go
then she ripped off her bra
In the back of the car
(oh the last line of this could be interesting.. :o :o)
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He liked her direction, fast or slow
As he wondered how far she wanted to go
then she ripped off her bra
In the back of the car
then she fucked, then she sucked, and she'd blow
*runs from limerick thread*
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*runs from limerick thread*
:laugh: No need to run - you should see some of the stuff that's popped into my head ... ::)
Okay .... how about:
It was the last short story in the book
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It was the last short story in the book
the one with the most powerful hook
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It was the last short story in the book
the one with the most powerful hook
It left us with some open space
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It was the last short story in the book
the one with the most powerful hook
It left us with some open space
while being "in your face"
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It was the last short story in the book
the one with the most powerful hook
It left us with some open space
while being "in your face"
But certainly worth the look.
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They went for a toboggan ride
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They went for a toboggan ride
Down the snow they did slide
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They went for a toboggan ride
Down the snow they did slide
He was trying with all his might
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They went for a toboggan ride
Down the snow they did slide
He was trying with all his might
to turn the sled right
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They went for a toboggan ride
Down the snow they did slide
He was trying with all his might
to turn the sled right
Till it finally fell on its side.
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The normal procedure to keep this thread running, is for the person who writes the last line of the limerick, to start the next one...so here goes....
Two little girls soon filled his heart
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Two little girls soon filled his heart
but he and Jack were still far apart
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Two little girls soon filled his heart
but he and Jack were still far apart
He was torn between the love for both
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Two little girls soon filled his heart
but he and Jack were still far apart
He was torn between the love for both
He'd always been taught to keep his oath
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Two little girls soon filled his heart
but he and Jack were still far apart
He was torn between the love for both
He'd always been taught to keep his oath
But from both of them, he could not bear to part.
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But soon the marriage was over and done
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But soon the marriage was over and done
and Jack went to Ennis looking for fun
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But soon the marriage was over and done
and Jack went to Ennis looking for fun
But the response he got was very sad
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But soon the marriage was over and done
and Jack went to Ennis looking for fun
But the response he got was very sad
he drove back home feeling bad
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But soon the marriage was over and done
and Jack went to Ennis looking for fun
But the response he got was very sad
he drove back home feeling bad
And once again Ennis de Mar had won.
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Come on Chucky.........YOU start one....... ::) ::)
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Ya know.....
the limericks have been interesting, but fairly clean lately.
maybe time for something different.
Jack ran his hand up Ennis' thigh
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Jack ran his hand up Ennis' thigh
No doubt about it, he was all guy
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Jack ran his hand up Ennis' thigh
No doubt about it, he was all guy
*oh I cant think of anything.....maybe I will just wait to read the results of this one......Good one Chucky****
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Jack ran his hand up Ennis' thigh
No doubt about it, he was all guy
at Ennis' crotch he did stop
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Jack ran his hand up Ennis' thigh
No doubt about it, he was all guy
at Ennis' crotch he did stop
Deciding whether to get on top
(oh this is funny for a straight woman to find the right words) :laugh: :laugh:...I think Im blushing.....
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Jack ran his hand up Ennis' thigh
No doubt about it, he was all guy
at Ennis' crotch he did stop
Deciding whether to get on top
And then he quickly went for his fly
(oh this is funny for a straight woman to find the right words) :laugh: :laugh:...I think Im blushing.....
You and me both, Sue..... :laugh:
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He thought about that "old, cold time"
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He thought about that "old, cold time"
When he and Jack were in their prime
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He thought about that "old, cold time"
When he and Jack were in their prime
Meeting up was easy then
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He thought about that "old, cold time"
When he and Jack were in their prime
Meeting up was easy then
Up on that mountain, for the two lonely men
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He thought about that "old, cold time"
When he and Jack were in their prime
Meeting up was easy then
Up on that mountain, for the two lonely men
When love was theirs sublime.
(I liked that one....well, i like em all, but that one made me feel all fuzzy and romantic)
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The morning after, he rode away
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The morning after, he rode away
With a heavy heart that was full of dismay
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The morning after, he rode away
With a heavy heart that was full of dismay
He couldnt face what happend that night
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The morning after, he rode away
With a heavy heart that was full of dismay
He couldnt face what happend that night
It seemed so surreal in the morning light
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The morning after, he rode away
With a heavy heart that was full of dismay
He couldnt face what happend that night
It seemed so surreal in the morning light
Their lives inextricably mixed after that day.
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No ones business, but ours, Jack said
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No ones business, but ours, Jack said
Sensing Ennis's mood of dread
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No ones business, but ours, Jack said
Sensing Ennis's mood of dread
Ennis said, "I aint queer"
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No ones business, but ours, Jack said
Sensing Ennis's mood of dread
Ennis said, "I aint queer"
His message ringing loud and clear
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No ones business, but ours, Jack said
Sensing Ennis's mood of dread
Ennis said, "I aint queer"
His message ringing loud and clear
A wrastle, and roll, Ennis's nose bled.
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*comes in to change the direction once again*
As a bottom, Jack Twist was the best
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As a bottom, Jack Twist was the best
On his back, feeling Ennis's chest
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As a bottom, Jack Twist was the best
On his back, feeling Ennis's chest
He clenched ever so lightly
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As a bottom, Jack Twist was the best
On his back, feeling Ennis's chest
He clenched ever so lightly
Squeezing ever so tightly
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As a bottom, Jack Twist was the best
On his back, feeling Ennis's chest
He clenched ever so lightly
Squeezing ever so tightly
As they both tried to reach the crest
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They lay together in the afterglow
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They lay together in the afterglow
body heat was warming the snow
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They lay together in the afterglow
body heat was warming the snow
It felt like they were flying in the mountain air
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They lay together in the afterglow
body heat was warming the snow
It felt like they were flying in the mountain air
Just loving each other, without a care
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They lay together in the afterglow
body heat was warming the snow
It felt like they were flying in the mountain air
Just loving each other, without a care.
Let it be so, let it be just so.
Next:
He died alone by the road side
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He died alone by the road side
His devastation, Ennis could not hide
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He died alone by the road side
His devastation, Ennis could not hide
His mind went back to another time
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He died alone by the road side
His devastation, Ennis could not hide
His mind went back to another time
When everything was so sublime
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He died alone by the road side
His devastation, Ennis could not hide
His mind went back to another time
When everything was so sublime
He hung his head and cried and cried.
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Dont order soup, the Basque had said
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Dont order soup, the Basque had said
Preparing them for the weeks ahead
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Dont order soup, the Basque had said
Preparing them for the weeks ahead
Beans will do, Ennis was thinkin
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Dont order soup, the Basque had said
Preparing them for the weeks ahead
Beans will do, Ennis was thinkin
Jack's appetite thought that was "stinkin'"
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Dont order soup, the Basque had said
Preparing them for the weeks ahead
Beans will do, Ennis was thinkin
Jack's appetite thought that was "stinkin'"
He would much prefer Elk instead.
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Jack raised his voice to Laureens Dad
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Jack raised his voice to Laureens Dad
L.D's actions made Jack really mad
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Jack raised his voice to Laureens Dad
L.D's actions made Jack really mad
Lureen smiled when L.D. backed down
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Jack raised his voice to Laureens Dad
L.D's actions made Jack really mad
Lureen smiled when L.D. backed down
he sat next to Fayette with a frown
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Jack raised his voice to Laureens Dad
L.D's actions made Jack really mad
Lureen smiled when L.D. backed down
he sat next to Fayette with a frown
Serves him right that bully cad.
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I got a boy he smiles a lot
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I got a boy he smiles a lot
He said as he trembled in his spot
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I got a boy he smiles a lot
He said as he trembled in his spot
But kids and wives weren't on their minds
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I got a boy he smiles a lot
He said as he trembled in his spot
But kids and wives weren't on their minds
they wanted to touch each other's behinds
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I got a boy he smiles a lot
He said as he trembled in his spot
But kids and wives weren't on their minds
they wanted to touch each other's behinds
The Siesta Inn, and a jouncing bed, is what they got.
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I got a boy he smiles a lot
He said as he trembled in his spot
But kids and wives weren't on their minds
they wanted to touch each other's behinds
The Siesta Inn, and a jouncing bed, is what they got.
that one turned out real funny....
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Lets get goin and do some fishin
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Lets get goin and do some fishin
They were both in the same condition
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Lets get goin and do some fishin
They were both in the same condition
feelin' horny as hell
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Lets get goin and do some fishin
They were both in the same condition
feelin' horny as hell
which was easy to tell
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Lets get goin and do some fishin
They were both in the same condition
feelin' horny as hell
which was easy to tell
to fuck was their one true ambition.
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He had big, nicked hands and ragged hair
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He had big, nicked hands and ragged hair
Wasnt sure what to do for the next line, cause I wasnt sure WHO you were describing..... ::) ::)
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Wasnt sure what to do for the next line, cause I wasnt sure WHO you were describing..... ::) ::)
Oops, sorry about that! I think I've read the short story too many times. :) I went and looked up the line I was thinking of - it's from Aguirre's point of view, looking at Ennis:
"..Last summer had goddamn near twenty-five percent loss. I don’t want that again. YOU,” he said to Ennis, taking in the ragged hair, the big nicked hands, the jeans torn.... “
Marie
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OK....that explains it......I have always preferred Ang's version than Annie's.....
now where were we.......
He had big, nicked hands and ragged hair
Looked like he had come accross a bear
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He had big, nicked hands and ragged hair
Looked like he had come accross a bear
it made Jack all hot
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He had big, nicked hands and ragged hair
Looked like he had come accross a bear
it made Jack all hot (dam Chucky, u horny devil)
A boner he got (now look, u got me the same way)
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He had big, nicked hands and ragged hair
Looked like he had come accross a bear
it made Jack all hot
A boner he got
and one night, he got to touch Ennis "there".
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He had big, nicked hands and ragged hair
Looked like he had come accross a bear
it made Jack all hot
A boner he got
and one night, he got to touch Ennis "there".
Oh, I was hoping you would write the last line Chucky......very good....very good...... :o :o
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Ennis sat on the hill looking sad and alone
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He had big, nicked hands and ragged hair
Looked like he had come accross a bear
it made Jack all hot
A boner he got
and one night, he got to touch Ennis "there".
:laugh: :laugh: Good one!
Okay... where were we ...
Ennis sat on the hill looking sad and alone
Everything about him as still as a stone
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Ennis sat on the hill looking sad and alone
Everything about him as still as a stone
Jack reached for his rope
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Ennis sat on the hill looking sad and alone
Everything about him as still as a stone
Jack reached for his rope
They tumbled down the slope.
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Ennis sat on the hill looking sad and alone
Everything about him as still as a stone
Jack reached for his rope
They tumbled down the slope.
They were facing a life of unknown.
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Okay, let's try ....
Cassie grabbed his hand and made him dance
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Cassie grabbed his hand and made him dance
This was bound to fail, he knew in advance
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Cassie grabbed his hand and made him dance
This was bound to fail, he knew in advance
He tried enjoy it
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Cassie grabbed his hand and made him dance
This was bound to fail, he knew in advance
He tried to enjoy it
But he didn't give a whit
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Cassie grabbed his hand and made him dance
This was bound to fail, he knew in advance
He tried to enjoy it
But he didn't give a whit
This was not gonna be any romance.
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Alma opened up the door
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Alma opened up the door
And almost fell down to the floor
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Alma opened up the door
And almost fell down to the floor
She saw them kissing
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Alma opened up the door
And almost fell down to the floor
She saw them kissing
Not just reminiscing
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Alma opened up the door
And almost fell down to the floor
She saw them kissing
Not just reminiscing
She aint gonna kiss Ennis, no more.
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Jack red lined it all the way
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Jack red lined it all the way
Knowing that this would be the day
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Jack red lined it all the way
Knowing that this would be the day
they'd rekindle their passion
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Jack red lined it all the way
Knowing that this would be the day
they'd rekindle their passion
While Alma's face turned ashen.
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Jack red lined it all the way
Knowing that this would be the day
they'd rekindle their passion
While Alma's face turned ashen.
When she realized her hubby was gay.
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It could be like this always, he said
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It could be like this always, he said
A crowbar would be our reward, he pled.
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It could be like this always, he said
A crowbar would be our reward, he pled.
Ennis said, "it wont work"
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It could be like this always, he said
A crowbar would be our reward, he pled.
Ennis said, "it wont work"
There are obligations we can't shirk
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It could be like this always, he said
A crowbar would be our reward, he pled.
Ennis said, "it wont work"
There are obligations we can't shirk
ennis almost left their love for dead
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Aquire saw them from afar
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Aquire saw them from afar
his eyes crossed & his jaw went ajar
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Aquire saw them from afar
his eyes crossed & his jaw went ajar:
Them two on hands and knees,
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Aquire saw them from afar
his eyes crossed & his jaw went ajar:
Them two on hands and knees,
doin' just what they please
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Aquire saw them from afar
his eyes crossed & his jaw went ajar:
Them two on hands and knees,
doin' just what they please
It was so good, it gave HIM a bar.
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Aquire saw them from afar
his eyes crossed & his jaw went ajar:
Them two on hands and knees,
doin' just what they please
It was so good, it gave HIM a bar.
:laugh: Good one - especially the last line!
Okay, how about....
Bobby's teachers didn't like Jack
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Bobby's teachers didn't like Jack
Just wanted to get him on the right track
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Bobby's teachers didn't like Jack
Just wanted to get him on the right track
To a lifetime of success
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Bobby's teachers didn't like Jack
Just wanted to get him on the right track
To a lifetime of success
Without too much stress
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Bobby's teachers didn't like Jack
Just wanted to get him on the right track
To a lifetime of success
Without too much stress
Said: bribe your teacher with a snack.
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Old Man Twist spat into his cup
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Old Man Twist spat into his cup
He was getting his hackles up
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Old Man Twist spat into his cup
He was getting his hackles up
Ennis tried not to cry
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Old Man Twist spat into his cup
He was getting his hackles up
Ennis tried not to cry
When he heard about the other guy
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Old Man Twist spat into his cup
He was getting his hackles up
Ennis tried not to cry
When he heard about the other guy
He just wished OMT would shut up.
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First night in tent, Jack was horny as hell
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First night in tent, Jack was horny as hell
Ennis was freezing and entered as well.
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First night in tent, Jack was horny as hell
Ennis was freezing and entered as well
He was trying to get out of the cold
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First night in tent, Jack was horny as hell
Ennis was freezing and entered as well
He was trying to get out of the cold
and then Jack got really bold
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First night in tent, Jack was horny as hell
Ennis was freezing and entered as well
He was trying to get out of the cold
and then Jack got really bold
Soon, “gun’s goin off” he did yell
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I didn't pay you to "stem the rose"
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I didn't pay you to "stem the rose"
said Aguirre while looking down his nose
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I didn't pay you to "stem the rose"
said Aguirre while looking down his nose
I saw you two, down on the ground
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I didn't pay you to "stem the rose"
said Aguirre while looking down his nose
I saw you two, down on the ground
touching and grabbing and rolling around
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I didn't pay you to "stem the rose"
said Aguirre while looking down his nose
I saw you two, down on the ground
touching and grabbing and rolling around
And ripping at each others clothes...
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nicely done, Katie.
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You start one Chucky
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Ok.....gimme a sec.
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Ennis had to use spit for some lube
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Ennis had to use spit for some lube oh Yuk.....where will this one go.......
Now what the bloody hell rhymes with lube.........maybe tube but Im not going there.... ::) ::)
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Ennis had to use spit for some lube
That brand doesn't come from a tube.
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Ennis had to use spit for some lube
That brand doesn't come from a tube
Nothin' that he'd done before
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Ennis had to use spit for some lube
That brand doesn't come from a tube
Nothin' that he'd done before
But now he knew he wanted more
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Ennis had to use spit for some lube
That brand doesn't come from a tube
Nothin' that he'd done before
But now he knew he wanted more
Forever caught... an unending two.
not too many words that rhyme with tube....
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They both were getting sick o beans
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They both were getting sick o beans
Jack was willing to use any means
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They both were getting sick o beans
Jack was willing to use any means
They thought of killing one of the sheep
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They both were getting sick o beans
Jack was willing to use any means
They thought of killing one of the sheep
But Ennis wasn't willing to take that leap
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They both were getting sick o beans
Jack was willing to use any means
They thought of killing one of the sheep
But Ennis wasn't willing to take that leap
So they had to look for some other cuisines.
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"I wish I knew how to quit you" he said
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I wish I knew how to quit you" he said
Tearing Ennis's heart to shreds
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I wish I knew how to quit you" he said
Tearing Ennis's heart to shreds
He wanted more
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I wish I knew how to quit you" he said
Tearing Ennis's heart to shreds
He wanted more
It shook him to the core
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I wish I knew how to quit you" he said
Tearing Ennis's heart to shreds
He wanted more
It shook him to the core
And he fell to the ground, full of dread.
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Alma Jnr wasn't sure of Cassie
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Alma Jnr wasn't sure of Cassie
she thought she was too showy, that lassie
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Alma Jnr wasn't sure of Cassie
she thought she was too showy, that lassie
But Ennis seemed happy
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Alma Jnr wasn't sure of Cassie
she thought she was too showy, that lassie
But Ennis seemed happy
while Alma Jr. felt crappy
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Alma Jnr wasn't sure of Cassie
she thought she was too showy, that lassie
But Ennis seemed happy
while Alma Jr. felt crappy
Hopefully she would move to Talahasee... for want of a better rhyming word... :laugh: :laugh:
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He did not return her notes or calls
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He did not return her notes or calls
she wanted to rip off his balls
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He did not return her notes or calls
she wanted to rip off his balls :laugh: :laugh: now how can I be serious when Im laughing so much
He just played with his pie
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He did not return her notes or calls
she wanted to rip off his balls
He just played with his pie
she started to cry
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He did not return her notes or calls
she wanted to rip off his balls
He just played with his pie
she started to cry
tears falling like niagra falls.
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He tried to hide how bad he felt
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Katie, I was starting one!
lol :laugh:
He tried to hide how bad he felt
tough interior beginning to melt
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I wont be so hasty next time and will leave it to you Chuck.....
He tried to hide how bad he felt
tough interior beginning to melt
He knew he had hurt her
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He tried to hide how bad he felt
tough interior beginning to melt
He knew he had hurt her
And he felt like a cur
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He tried to hide how bad he felt
tough interior beginning to melt
He knew he had hurt her
And he felt like a cur
Guess, they were the cards he was dealt.
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OK Chucky.....your turn
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Hmmmmmm....... >:D >:D >:D
well now...let's see.....the thead is for Brokeback limericks....and BetterMost sprang out of Brokeback, so that should be on topic enough....... >:D >:D
New limerick......
The "Election Section" is just way too busy
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Ha ha ha......one of my "favourite" topics.......
The "Election Section" is just way too busy
Getting that way, its makin me dizzy
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The "Election Section" is just way too busy
Getting that way, its makin me dizzy
November 4th is three weeks away
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The "Election Section" is just way too busy
Getting that way, its makin me dizzy
November 4th is three weeks away
I can't wait for that day
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The "Election Section" is just way too busy
Getting that way, its makin me dizzy
November 4th is three weeks away
I can't wait for that day
until then, the members here will be in a tizzy.
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Meanwhile, here on "the lighter side"
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Meanwhile, here on "the lighter side"
Where most of the funny people reside
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"I wish I knew how to quit you" he said
That dooming statement filled Ennis with dread.
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Meanwhile, here on "the lighter side"
Where most of the funny people reside
we laugh and we cheer
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Meanwhile, here on "the lighter side"
Where most of the funny people reside
we laugh and we cheer
But we're always sincere
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Meanwhile, here on "the lighter side"
Where most of the funny people reside
we laugh and we cheer
But we're always sincere
We continually come here to coincide.
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Finding a word that rhymes can be hard
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Finding a word that rhymes can be hard
like trying to find the right greeting card
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Finding a word that rhymes can be hard
It sometimes results in the avante garde .
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Finding a word that rhymes can be hard
It sometimes results in the avante garde .
But choosing the right word is a lot of fun
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Finding a word that rhymes can be hard
It sometimes results in the avante garde .
But choosing the right word is a lot of fun
and when finally done
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Finding a word that rhymes can be hard
It sometimes results in the avante garde .
But choosing the right word is a lot of fun
and when finally done
We look like a retard.
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Okay, how about ....
Over 1,300 residents in our town
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Over 1,300 residents in our town
on any given night they may be found
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Over 1,300 residents in our town
on any given night they may be found
In the many places to talk and share
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Over 1,300 residents in our town
on any given night they may be found
In the many places to talk and share
or wanting to rip out someone's hair
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Over 1,300 residents in our town
on any given night they may be found
In the many places to talk and share
or wanting to rip out someone's hair
Its a great place to be around.
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How about ...
It was time for Ennis to kiss his bride
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It was time for Ennis to kiss his bride
As Alma stood there by his side
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It was time for Ennis to kiss his bride
As Alma stood there by his side
the priest made a joke
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It was time for Ennis to kiss his bride
As Alma stood there by his side
the priest made a joke
which made me half choke
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It was time for Ennis to kiss his bride
As Alma stood there by his side
the priest made a joke
which made me half choke
But he kissed her and the knot was tied
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Before long there was a new babe
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Before long there was a new babe
They named her Junior after some debate
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Before long there was a new babe
They named her Junior after some debate
Then soon after, Jenny too
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Before long there was a new babe
They named her Junior after some debate
Then soon after, Jenny too
Some time later Jack's card that was overdue.
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Before long there was a new babe
They named her Junior after some debate
Then soon after, Jenny too
Some time later Jack's card that was overdue.
And now I cant find anything to rhyme with "babe"
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And now I cant find anything to rhyme with "babe"
:laugh: I know, that's why I cheated with "debate!"
How about...
The rodeo life was tough
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The rodeo life was tough
And bull ridin was rough
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The rodeo life was tough
And bull ridin was rough
The Army wouldnt take him.
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The rodeo life was tough
And bull ridin was rough
The Army wouldnt take him
He was busted from limb to limb
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The rodeo life was tough
And bull ridin was rough
The Army wouldnt take him
He was busted from limb to limb
Still, Ennis could never get enough.
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They carried water in canvas pails.
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They carried water in canvas pails.
Along the mountain trails
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They carried water in canvas pails.
Along the mountain trails
They cooked outdoors on a campfire too.
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They carried water in canvas pails.
Along the mountain trails
They cooked outdoors on a campfire too.
And sometimes they made elk stew
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They carried water in canvas pails.
Along the mountain trails
They cooked outdoors on a campfire too.
And sometimes they made elk stew
and then they fucked in the tent when it hails!
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For four long years they never met.
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For four long years they never met.
Then Ennis replied to Jack "you bet"
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For four long years they never met.
Then Ennis replied to Jack "you bet"
Their postcards traveled miles and miles
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For four long years they never met.
Then Ennis replied to Jack "you bet"
Their postcards traveled miles and miles
reunited, they were all smiles
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For four long years they never met.
Then Ennis replied to Jack "you bet"
Their postcards traveled miles and miles
reunited, they were all smiles
Doin somethin they hoped,they wont regret.
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He bent to give Alma a kiss goodbye
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He bent to give Alma a kiss goodbye
she closed her eyes and started to cry
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He bent to give Alma a kiss goodbye
she closed her eyes and started to cry
She knew she had lost him
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He bent to give Alma a kiss goodbye
she closed her eyes and started to cry
She knew she had lost him
This wasn't just a whim
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He bent to give Alma a kiss goodbye
she closed her eyes and started to cry
She knew she had lost him
This wasn't just a whim
As she asked herself why why.
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She wished that Texan would go away
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She wished that Texan would go away
Instead of leading her husband astray
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She wished that Texan would go away
Instead of leading her husband astray
Jack nasty she thought
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She wished that Texan would go away
Instead of leading her husband astray
Jack nasty she thought
Feeling so distraught
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She wished that Texan would go away
Instead of leading her husband astray
Jack nasty she thought
Feeling so distraught
Could it be, that they both were gay.
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She was sure that they didnt go up there to fish
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She was sure that they didnt go up there to fish
for that was just a forlorn wish.
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Hey...great to see you here Rob....
She was sure that they didnt go up there to fish
for that was just a forlorn wish.
When he brought none back
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She was sure that they didnt go up there to fish
for that was just a forlorn wish.
When he brought none back
she knew he was up there for "fun"
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She was sure that they didnt go up there to fish
for that was just a forlorn wish.
When he brought none back
she knew he was up there for "fun"
So angry she wanted to throw a dish
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Old L.D. had lots of cash
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Old L.D. had lots of cash
Before the stock exchange did crash
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Old L.D. had lots of cash
Before the stock exchange did crash.
Lureen worked day and night
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Old L.D. had lots of cash
Before the stock exchange did crash.
Lureen worked day and night
All those dollar signs in sight
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Old L.D. had lots of cash
Before the stock exchange did crash.
Lureen worked day and night
All those dollar signs in sight
No more would she eat beans and mash.
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LD would pay for Jack to leave
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LD would pay for Jack to leave
And ensure that Lureen could be free
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LD would pay for Jack to leave
And ensure that Lureen could be free
If only Ennis thought the same
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LD would pay for Jack to leave
And ensure that Lureen could be free
What a spell LD could weave
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Ok Ok ok....we have two running now.........
LD would pay for Jack to leave
And ensure that Lureen could be free
What a spell LD could weave
Lymeric.......first two lines rhyme.....2nd two lines rhyme......fifth line rhymes with first line.....
You got me all confused now Rob.......finish it off...... ::) ::)
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Let me try this.. :)
LD would pay for Jack to leave;
What a spell he could weave
for his dear little gal's sake
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LD would pay for Jack to leave;
What a spell he could weave
for his dear little gal's sake
money at Jack he did shake
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LD would pay for Jack to leave;
What a spell he could weave
for his dear little gal's sake
money at Jack he did shake
He wouldn't hesitate to deceive
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Next:
Lureen was an only child
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Lureen was an only child
And in her teens she was pretty wild
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Lureen was an only child
And in her teens she was pretty wild
She was accustomed to getting her way
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Lureen was an only child
And in her teens she was pretty wild
She was accustomed to getting her way
Even who and when she wanted to lay
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Lureen was an only child
And in her teens she was pretty wild
She was accustomed to getting her way
Even who and when she wanted to lay
In her Daddy's car she got Jack all riled
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Next, let's try...
Ennis bought the girls a swing set
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Ennis bought the girls a swing set
I guess all the bills were met
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Ennis bought the girls a swing set
I guess all the bills were met
Sometimes he pushed them way up high
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Ennis bought the girls a swing set
I guess all the bills were met
Sometimes he pushed them way up high
So high they thought they'd touch the sky
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Ennis bought the girls a swing set
I guess all the bills were met
Sometimes he pushed them way up high
So high they thought they'd touch the sky
He knew what that felt like, you bet
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How about..
Mrs. Twist found two shirts one day
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Mrs. Twist found two shirts one day
Her beloved Jack, for him she would pray
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Mrs. Twist found two shirts one day
Her beloved Jack, for him she would pray
They stayed in the same place for 20 years
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Mrs. Twist found two shirts one day
Her beloved Jack, for him she would pray
They stayed in the same place for 20 years
A symbol of Jack's love, even in the face of Ennis' fears
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Mrs. Twist found two shirts one day
Her beloved Jack, for him she would pray
They stayed in the same place for 20 years
A symbol of Jack's love, even in the face of Ennis' fears
Something Ennis finally learned of, in such a sad way
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He hung the shirts on his closet door
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He hung the shirts on his closet door
next to the postcard he bought at the store
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He hung the shirts on his closet door
next to the postcard he bought at the store
One shirt inside the other
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He hung the shirts on his closet door
next to the postcard he bought at the store
One shirt inside the other
Too little, too late to protect his lover
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He hung the shirts on his closet door
next to the postcard he bought at the store
One shirt inside the other
Too little, too late to protect his lover
Ennis realized he should've done more.
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He hung the shirts on his closet door
next to the postcard he bought at the store
One shirt inside the other
Too little, too late to protect his lover
Ennis realized he should've done more.
I like em all, but that one was really really good...
Heres another one...
Alma Jnr was gonna marry Kurt
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Alma Jnr was gonna marry Kurt
Her father's main concern that she not be hurt
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Alma Jnr was gonna marry Kurt
Her father's main concern that she not be hurt
He'd learned some lessons in the hardest of ways
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Alma Jnr was gonna marry Kurt
Her father's main concern that she not be hurt
He'd learned some lessons in the hardest of ways
As he sat remembering long ago days
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Alma Jnr was gonna marry Kurt
Her father's main concern that she not be hurt
He'd learned some lessons in the hardest of ways
As he sat remembering long ago days
The wind struck his trailer like a load of dirt
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Jack was feeling horny as hell
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Jack was feeling horny as hell
Ennis was feeling that way as well
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Jack was feeling horny as hell
Ennis was feeling that way as well
So off to the tent they jiggety jogged
Into each other, they lustfully bogged
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Jack was feeling horny as hell
Ennis was feeling that way as well
So off to the tent they jiggety jogged
Into each other, they lustfully bogged
Deeply in love they ultimately fell.
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Jack liked what Ennis had under his jeans
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Jack liked what Ennis had under his jeans
And sure as hell, it was NO can of beans
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Jack liked what Ennis had under his jeans
And sure as hell, it was NO can of beans
He connived and planned on how to get there.
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Jack liked what Ennis had under his jeans
And sure as hell, it was NO can of beans
He connived and planned on how to get there.
ran his fingers through Ennis' hair
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Jack liked what Ennis had under his jeans
And sure as hell, it was NO can of beans
He connived and planned on how to get there.
ran his fingers through Ennis' hair
Getting where he wanted to by any means
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Next:
When he reached his destination, Jack said "Wow!"
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When he reached his destination, Jack said "Wow!"
Ennis shoved him under the stairs anyhow.
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When he reached his destination, Jack said "Wow!"
Ennis shoved him under the stairs anyhow.
They placed on each other a buck-toothed liplock,
And Alma was about to get a tremendous shock
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When he reached his destination, Jack said "Wow!"
Ennis shoved him under the stairs anyhow.
They placed on each other a buck-toothed liplock,
And Alma was about to get a tremendous shock
Opened the door thinking "where did Ennis go now?"
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It was a real long ride from tent to sheep
Too much commutin', not enough sleep
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It was a real long ride from tent to sheep
Too much commutin', not enough sleep
Jack didn't like it, not one bit
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t was a real long ride from tent to sheep
Too much commutin', not enough sleep
Jack didn't like it, not one bit
He wanted more time with Ennis, to laugh or just to sit
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It was a real long ride from tent to sheep
Too much commutin', not enough sleep
Jack didn't like it, not one bit
He wanted more time with Ennis to laugh, or just sit.
Ennis was willing to switch, without a peep.
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Brokeback Mountain developed love for two.
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Brokeback Mountain developed love for two.
Completely alone, and out of view
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Brokeback Mountain developed love for two.
Completely alone, and out of view
Found a love, where none was expected.
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Brokeback Mountain developed love for two.
Completely alone, and out of view
Found a love, where none was expected.
Never have dreamed they would get so connected
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Brokeback Mountain developed love for two.
Completely alone, and out of view
Found a love, where none was expected.
Never have dreamed they would get so connected
But a sucker punch left Jack's face black and blue
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Aguirre spied, and watched their love
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Aguirre spied, and watched their love
He peeped and pried from high above
He told Jack his uncle was ill.
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Aguirre spied, and watched their love
He peeped and pried from high above
He told Jack his uncle was ill.
But was really so jealous he could kill
He too, would have liked to give Ennis a shove.
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When Jack asked for a job the next year
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When Jack asked for a job the next year
He was told, Ennis hasn't even been here.
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When Jack asked for a job the next year
He was told, Ennis hasn't even been here.
Jack didn't tell Ennis that he thought Aguirre watched them
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When Jack asked for a job the next year
He was told, Ennis hasn't even been here.
Jack didn't tell Ennis that he thought Aguirre watched them
Or about the comment of the rose and the stem
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When Jack asked for a job the next year
He was told, Ennis hasn't even been here.
Jack didn't tell Ennis that he thought Aguirre watched them
Or about the comment of the rose and the stem
For that would surely increase Ennis's fear
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Next...
Jack headed down to the Lone Star State
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Jack headed down to the Lone Star State
Ennis wedded Alma to interrelate.
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Jack headed down to the Lone Star State
Ennis wedded Alma to interrelate.
It was what was expected
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Jack headed down to the Lone Star State
Ennis wedded Alma to interrelate.
It was what was expected
Two men together would not be respected.
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Jack headed down to the Lone Star State
Ennis wedded Alma to interrelate.
It was what was expected
Two men together would not be respected.
Yet never enough time for the loneliness to abate.
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Oh, that was a good one! Next...
Alma got a job at the local store
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Alma got a job at the local store
Money was short, and they needed more
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Alma got a job at the local store
Money was short, and they needed more
Ennis wasn't cut out for the power company or the road crew
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Alma got a job at the local store
Money was short, and they needed more
Ennis wasn't cut out for the power company or the road crew
He knew that, and Alma did too
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Alma got a job at the local store
Money was short, and they needed more
Ennis wasn't cut out for the power company or the road crew
He knew that, and Alma did too
So many things she could no longer ignore
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How about...
After the divorce, he was all alone
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After the divorce, he was all alone
And not have to listen to Alma groan
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After the divorce, he was all alone
And not have to listen to Alma groan
Jack showed up, a surprise!
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After the divorce, he was all alone
And not have to listen to Alma groan
Jack showed up, a surprise!
Then left with tears pouring out of his eyes
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After the divorce, he was all alone
And not have to listen to Alma groan
Jack showed up, a surprise!
Then left with tears pouring out of his eyes
because a lack of commitment Ennis had shown.
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Jack used to like to watch Ennis ride.
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Jack used to like to watch Ennis ride.
His bum in the saddle, going side to side
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Jack used to like to watch Ennis ride.
His bum in the saddle, going side to side
Cigar Butt was his favorite horse.
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Jack used to like to watch Ennis ride.
His bum in the saddle, going side to side
Cigar Butt was his favorite horse.
He could ride him calm without any force
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Jack used to like to watch Ennis ride.
His bum in the saddle, going side to side
Cigar Butt was his favorite horse.
He could ride him calm without any force
For twenty years their love would abide.
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Next..
Our two poor boys hardly ever got a treat
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Our two poor boys hardly ever got a treat
Usually only beans and biscuits to eat
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Our two poor boys hardly ever got a treat
Usually only beans and biscuits to eat
Ennis killed an elk, to vary the menu.
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Our two poor boys hardly ever got a treat
Usually only beans and biscuits to eat
Ennis killed an elk, to vary the menu.
One appetite sated, their needs were few.
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Our two poor boys hardly ever got a treat
Usually only beans and biscuits to eat
Ennis killed an elk, to vary the menu.
One appetite sated, their needs were few.
Whiskey and sex, love hands over feet.
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Jack said they were always out in the cold.
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Jack said they were always out in the cold.
But there was more than that troubling him, if truth be told
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Jack said they were always out in the cold.
But there was more than that troubling him, if truth be told
Jack wanted the sweet life
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Jack said they were always out in the cold.
But there was more than that troubling him, if truth be told
Jack wanted the sweet life
Him and Ennis without any strife.
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Jack said they were always out in the cold.
But there was more than that troubling him, if truth be told
Jack wanted the sweet life
Him and Ennis without any strife.
Together, to have and to hold
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Next...
The cabin belonged to Don Wroe
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The cabin belonged to Don Wroe
they went there, and got out of the snow
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The cabin belonged to Don Wroe
they went there, and got out of the snow
They killed a nice elk, and had a good time.
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The cabin belonged to Don Wroe
they went there, and got out of the snow
They killed a nice elk, and had a good time.
Got close by the fire, then things got subliime
They rode very hard, swinging to and fro.
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How about ...
Sleeping rough was hard on their backs
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Sleeping rough was hard on their backs
cold beans and biscuits as their snacks
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Sleeping rough was hard on their backs
cold beans and biscuits as their snacks
But they were young and strong and tough
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Sleeping rough was hard on their backs
cold beans and biscuits as their snacks
But they were young and strong and tough
Found a love, there was never enough.
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Sleeping rough was hard on their backs
cold beans and biscuits as their snacks
But they were young and strong and tough
Found a love, there was never enough.
Until a snowstorm stopped them in their tracks
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Aguirre said bring em down early.
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Aguirre said bring em down early.
that seemed to make Ennis get surly
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Aguirre said bring em down early.
that seemed to make Ennis get surly
They wrestled, and tussled, and blood flowed..
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Aguirre said bring em down early.
that seemed to make Ennis get surly
They wrestled, and tussled, and blood flowed
Soon they would be parting on that fateful road
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Aguirre said bring em down early.
that seemed to make Ennis get surly
They wrestled, and tussled, and blood flowed
Soon they would be parting on that fateful road
Away from the mountain and Aguirre.
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Great finish Lee........
I liked that one.
How about? Ennis didnt stay around tying knots all day.
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Ennis didnt stay around tying knots all day.
So up the mountain they did make their way
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Ennis didn't stay around tying knots all day.
So up the mountain they did make their way
Crossed rivers and glades, with sheep on the saddle.
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Ennis didn't stay around tying knots all day.
So up the mountain they did make their way
Crossed rivers and glades, with sheep on the saddle,
Up on a mountain where there's no one to tattle
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Ennis didn't stay around tying knots all day.
So up the mountain they did make their way
Crossed rivers and glades, with sheep on the saddle,
Up on a mountain where there's no one to tattle
first night in tent, they did start to play
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Ennis didn't stay around tying knots all day.
So up the mountain they did make their way
Crossed rivers and glades, with sheep on the saddle,
Up on a mountain where there's no one to tattle
first night in tent, they did start to play
Whoa, you are in a hurry!! ;D
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Whoa, you are in a hurry!!
Lust, making their minds blurry
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Whoa, you are in a hurry!!
Lust, making their minds blurry
Trying to beat the clock
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Whoa, you are in a hurry!!
Lust, making their minds blurry
Trying to beat the clock
No time to take stock
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Whoa, you are in a hurry!!
Lust, making their minds blurry
Trying to beat the clock
No time to take stock
So L.D. wouldn't worry.
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How about...
He sold those great, big farm machines
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He sold those great, big farm machines
He sure filled out those Wrangler jeans.
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He sold those great, big farm machines
He sure filled out those Wrangler jeans
And he gave a great salesman's spiel
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He sold those great, big farm machines
He sure filled out those Wrangler jeans
And he gave a great salesman's spiel
Jack could really close a deal.
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He sold those great, big farm machines
He sure filled out those Wrangler jeans
And he gave a great salesman's spiel
Jack could really close a deal.
he just didn't want to keep eating beans.
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A lariet was harmless or so he thought!
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A lariet was harmless or so he thought!
But not when Ennis del Mar was caught
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A lariet was harmless or so he thought!
But not when Ennis del Mar was caught
His feet got wrangled.
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A lariet was harmless or so he thought!
But not when Ennis del Mar was caught
His feet got wrangled.
His heart all tangled.
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Whoa, you are in a hurry!!
Lust, making their minds blurry
Trying to beat the clock
No time to take stock
So L.D. wouldn't worry.
Ahem, I was just making a comment with this first line! But you limericksters ran with it! You guys crack me up!!
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A lariet was harmless or so he thought!
But not when Ennis del Mar was caught
His feet got wrangled.
His heart all tangled.
By that sweet life Jack sought
Ahem, I was just making a comment with this first line! But you limericksters ran with it! You guys crack me up!!
:laugh: ;)
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A lariet was harmless or so he thought!
But not when Ennis del Mar was caught
His feet got wrangled.
His heart all tangled.
By that sweet life Jack sought
:laugh: ;)
Well Lee ya gotta see, we are like monkeys in a row. Monkey see, monkey do.........da do doo.
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Monkey see, monkey do.........da do doo.
Ennis looked into Jack's eyes, so blue
;) ;D :laugh:
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Monkey see, monkey do.........da do doo.
Ennis looked into Jack's eyes, so blue
A cosy camp did they pitch
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Monkey see, monkey do.........da do doo.
Ennis looked into Jack's eyes, so blue
A cosy camp did they pitch
his pants, Jack did ditch
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Monkey see, monkey do.........da do doo.
Ennis looked into Jack's eyes, so blue
A cosy camp did they pitch
his pants, Jack did ditch
Their love for each other was true.
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The del Mar children were on their own
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The del Mar children were on their own
To lonliness indeed were they prone
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The del Mar children were on their own
To loneliness indeed were they prone
They were inured to the stoic life
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The del Mar children were on their own
To loneliness indeed were they prone
They were inured to the stoic life
And grew up and became wifes
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The del Mar children were on their own
To loneliness indeed were they prone
They were inured to the stoic life
And grew up and became wifes
While Ennis lived in his trailer, alone.
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So folks take a lesson from Ennis and Jack
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So folks take a lesson from Ennis and Jack
And do not let hate hold you back
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So folks take a lesson from Ennis and Jack
And do not let hate hold you back
Take a chance on the sweet life
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So folks take a lesson from Ennis and Jack
And do not let hate hold you back
Take a chance on the sweet life
Try to make your choice free from strife.
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So folks take a lesson from Ennis and Jack
And do not let hate hold you back
Take a chance on the sweet life
Try to make your choice free from strife.
don't let your love fall through a crack!
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Good one gang!!
Ennis and Jack went back of beyond.
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Ennis and Jack went back of beyond.
The only place they could strengthen their bond
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Ennis and Jack went back of beyond.
The only place they could strengthen their bond
By sunlight and starlight, they made love
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Ennis and Jack went back of beyond.
The only place they could strengthen their bond
By sunlight and starlight
Gave those sheep some mighty kinda fright
Then Ennis ran off with a blond!
Sorry just came to mind......
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Ennis and Jack went back of beyond.
The only place they could strengthen their bond
By sunlight and starlight, they made love
Old Aguirre still watching from up above
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Ennis and Jack went back of beyond.
The only place they could strengthen their bond
By sunlight and starlight, they made love
Old Aguirre still watching from up aboveheir
To their bodys lust they had to respond.
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How about...
Junior wanted her Daddy there on her wedding day
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Junior wanted her Daddy there on her wedding day
To walk her down the aisle and then give her away
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Junior wanted her Daddy there on her wedding day
To walk her down the aisle and then give her away
At first he said No
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Junior wanted her Daddy there on her wedding day
To walk her down the aisle and then give her away
At first he said No
Then ok i'll go.
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Junior wanted her Daddy there on her wedding day
To walk her down the aisle and then give her away
At first he said No
Then ok i'll go.
Here's hoping that roughneck won't stray....
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High on a mountain in nineteen-sixty-three
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High on a mountain in nineteen-sixty-three
Two young men finally felt free
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High on a mountain in nineteen-sixty-three
Two young men finally felt free
Flying in the euphoric bitter air
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High on a mountain in nineteen-sixty-three
Two young men finally felt free
Flying in the euphoric bitter air
An unexpected friend they both found there.
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High on a mountain in nineteen-sixty-three
Two young men finally felt free
Flying in the euphoric bitter air
An unexpected friend they both found there.
A mountain, a love, an everlasting memory.
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He felt he could paw the white out of the moon.
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He felt he could paw the white out of the moon.
His rapturous happiness was enough to make him swoon
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He felt he could paw the white out of the moon.
His rapturous happiness was enough to make him swoon
High-time suppers by the fire
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He felt he could paw the white out of the moon.
His rapturous happiness was enough to make him swoon
High-time suppers by the fire
What more could one require?
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He felt he could paw the white out of the moon.
His rapturous happiness was enough to make him swoon
High-time suppers by the fire
What more could one require?
To sit by the campfire, and sing a winsome tune.
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The round watch ticked the minutes by
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The round watch ticked the minutes by
A can of beans was on the fry
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The round watch ticked the minutes by
A can of beans was on the fry
Old Rose on shares, for good cheer.
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The round watch ticked the minutes by
A can of beans was on the fry
Old Rose on shares, for good cheer.
Jack's harmonica, they could hear
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The round watch ticked the minutes by
A can of beans was on the fry
Old Rose on shares, for good cheer.
Jack's harmonica, they could hear
On the high currents Eagles fly.
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Ennis shot an elk for Jack.
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Ennis shot an elk for Jack.
Fresh meat then, they did not lack
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Ennis shot an elk for Jack.
Fresh meat then, they did not lack
They hung it on racks to dry
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Ennis shot an elk for Jack.
Fresh meat then, they did not lack
They hung it on racks to dry
Up on that mountain so high
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Ennis shot an elk for Jack.
Fresh meat then, they did not lack
They hung it on racks to dry
Up on that mountain so high
Hoping no more beans'd come back.
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After 20 years had past
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After 20 years had past
The red letters, made him downcast
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After 20 years had past
The red letters, made him downcast
And though he would try
He felt a part of him die
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After 20 years had past
The red letters, made him downcast
And though he would try
He felt a part of him die
His grief would be everlast
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After 20 years had past
The red letters, made him downcast
And though he would try
He felt a part of him die
His grief would be everlast
:'(
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Jack loved a little dog
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Jack loved a little dog
And he played with the puppy as he sat on a log
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Jack loved a little dog
And he played with the puppy as he sat on a log
They stood guard as he napped.
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Jack loved a little dog
And he played with the puppy as he sat on a log
They stood guard as he napped.
and the sheep did feel trapped.
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Jack loved a little dog
And he played with the puppy as he sat on a log
They stood guard as he napped.
and the sheep did feel trapped
But, Ennis left him feeling agog.
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For Jack, the long ride was well worth it
For a hot meal and a friendly visit.
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For Jack, the long ride was well worth it
For a hot meal and a friendly visit.
He didn't expect it, but he'd made a friend
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For Jack, the long ride was well worth it
For a hot meal and a friendly visit.
He didn't expect it, but he'd made a friend
They worked for Aguirre got only a stipend
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For Jack, the long ride was well worth it
For a hot meal and a friendly visit.
He didn't expect it, but he'd made a friend
They worked for Aguirre got only a stipend
But when the time came, it was hard for them to split
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Once upon a time, two cowboys fell in love
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Once upon a time, two cowboys fell in love
they fit together naturally, like hand in glove
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Once upon a time, two cowboys fell in love
they fit together naturally, like hand in glove
So young and unaware.
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Once upon a time, two cowboys fell in love
they fit together naturally, like hand in glove
So young and unaware.
Feeling themselves invisible, they had not a care.
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Once upon a time, two cowboys fell in love
they fit together naturally, like hand in glove
So young and unaware.
Feeling themselves invisible, they had not a care.
unthreatened still, by the world below
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Oh, that was really nice! Let's try....
It's said, "All good things must come to an end"
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It's said, "All good things must come to an end"
Jack said, not while there is a card to send.
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It's said, "All good things must come to an end"
Jack said, not while there is a card to send.
The spring water tastes sweeter
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It's said, "All good things must come to an end"
Jack said, not while there is a card to send.
The spring water tastes sweeter
Their passion was off the meter
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It's said, "All good things must come to an end"
Jack said, not while there is a card to send.
The spring water tastes sweeter
Their passion was off the meter
...thought Jack and left for the post office to fix and mend
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Wow! Another really nice one... :)
Ennis told Linda Higgins 'One's enough'
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Ennis told Linda Higgins 'One's enough' -
hat brim hiding his eyes, his voice rough -
Thinking ahead he'd need a single nail
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Ennis told Linda Higgins 'One's enough' -
hat brim hiding his eyes, his voice rough -
Thinking ahead he'd need a single nail
Placed the shirts on the hanger without fail.
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Ennis told Linda Higgins 'One's enough' -
hat brim hiding his eyes, his voice rough -
Thinking ahead he'd need a single nail
Placed the shirts on the hanger without fail.
Because there's never enough time, never enough.
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Ennis told Linda Higgins 'One's enough' -
hat brim hiding his eyes, his voice rough -
Thinking ahead he'd need a single nail
Placed the shirts on the hanger without fail.
Because there's never enough time, never enough.
:'( :'(
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He rode the horse hard to the campsite.
not wanting to be alone that night
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He rode the horse hard to the campsite.
not wanting to be alone that night
The commute was long and tiring
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He rode the horse hard to the campsite.
not wanting to be alone that night
The commute was long and tiring
but his need for once deciding
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He rode the horse hard to the campsite.
not wanting to be alone that night
The commute was long and tiring
but his need for once deciding
In his beloved's arms, strong and tight.
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Love on the mountaintop, was strong.
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Love on the mountaintop, was strong.
They owned the world and nothing seemed wrong
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Love on the mountaintop, was strong.
They owned the world and nothing seemed wrong
A new kind of love, they found together there.
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Love on the mountaintop, was strong.
They owned the world and nothing seemed wrong
A new kind of love, they found together there.
And the stories of their lives they did share
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Love on the mountaintop, was strong.
They owned the world and nothing seemed wrong
A new kind of love, they found together there.
And the stories of their lives they did share
Up here, on Brokeback, they will always belong
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(that was one of our best efforts Imo)
Lets try
Jack drove for many a mile.
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Jack drove for many a mile
Wearing his blue parka, in high style
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Jack drove for many a mile
Wearing his blue parka, in high style
He could hardly wait, his heart was beating
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Jack drove for many a mile
Wearing his blue parka, in high style
He could hardly wait, his heart was beating
Going to meet Ennis his thoughts kept repeating.
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Jack drove for many a mile
Wearing his blue parka, in high style
He could hardly wait, his heart was beating
Going to meet Ennis his thoughts kept repeating
Some time with my love, for just a little while.
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They were two deuces going nowhere
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They were two deuces going nowhere
Searching for jobs to fill their despair
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They were two deuces going nowhere
Searching for jobs to fill their despair
Afront of a trailer, they met
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They were two deuces going nowhere
Searching for jobs to fill their despair
Afront of a trailer, they met
Friends from the start, you bet
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They were two deuces going nowhere
Searching for jobs to fill their despair
Afront of a trailer, they met
Friends from the start, you bet
From prying eyes, need to beware.
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Jack Twist thought no mare could throw him
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Jack Twist thought no mare could throw him
A quiet cowboy however judged his prelim
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Jack Twist thought no mare could throw him
A quiet cowboy however judged his prelim
Over the span of some twenty years
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Jack Twist thought no mare could throw him
A quiet cowboy however judged his prelim
Over the span of some twenty years
Jack over that cowboy shed countless tears
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Jack Twist thought no mare could throw him
A quiet cowboy however judged his prelim
Over the span of some twenty years
Jack over that cowboy shed countless tears
Eventually his sad blue eyes went dim.
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Jack Twist thought no mare could throw him
A quiet cowboy however judged his prelim
Over the span of some twenty years
Jack over that cowboy shed countless tears
Eventually his sad blue eyes went dim.
Love that! So sad.....
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:) :) :) Merci
I like it too... I am so enjoying the fact that we have more people participating now
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Lets try?
Ennis's babies were both girls
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Lets try?
Ennis's babies were both girls
They had runny noses and bouncy curls
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Ennis´s babies were both girls
They had runny noses and bouncy curls
Jenny and Junior were their names
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Ennis´s babies were both girls
They had runny noses and bouncy curls
Jenny and Junior were their names
They colored with crayons, and played with games.
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Ennis´s babies were both girls
They had runny noses and bouncy curls
Jenny and Junior were their names
They colored with crayons, and played with games.
He loved them, but never got over the need to hurl
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Ennis smoked, and he watched by the curtain
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Ennis smoked, and he watched by the curtain
Waited for Jack, but felt uncertain
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Ennis smoked, and he watched by the curtain
Waited for Jack, but felt uncertain
His heart leapt for joy, when he saw that face
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Ennis smoked, and he watched by the curtain
Waited for Jack, but felt uncertain
His heart leapt for joy, when he saw that face
Downed the stairs and quickened his pace
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Ennis smoked, and he watched by the curtain
Waited for Jack, but felt uncertain
His heart leapt for joy, when he saw that face
Downed the stairs and quickened his pace
They embraced for the first time since the mountain.
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:) :)
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;D :-*
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The storm brought them snow out of the Pacific.
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The storm brought them snow out of the Pacific.
"Could this be the end?", thought Jack, "How horrific!"
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The storm brought them snow out of the Pacific.
"Could this be the end?", thought Jack, "How horrific!
Must take down the tent, that don't look right.
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The storm brought them snow out of the Pacific.
"Could this be the end?", thought Jack, "How horrific!
Must take down the tent, that don't look right.
when descending they did have a fight
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The storm brought them snow out of the Pacific.
"Could this be the end?", thought Jack, "How horrific!
Must take down the tent, that don't look right.
when descending they did have a fight
The whole time, Ennis not gettin' why he felt so sick.
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"I am pretty good with a can opener," Jack said.
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"I am pretty good with a can opener," Jack said.
Offering to do his part to keep them fed
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"I am pretty good with a can opener," Jack said.
Offering to do his part to keep them fed
He was not so happy with beans any more
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"I am pretty good with a can opener," Jack said.
Offering to do his part to keep them fed
He was not so happy with beans any more
Complaining to the man he secretly adored
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"I am pretty good with a can opener," Jack said.
Offering to do his part to keep them fed
He was not so happy with beans any more
Complaining to the man he secretly adored
Always scheaming to get him into his bed.
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when it was time to meet, they were Brokeback bound
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when it was time to meet, they were Brokeback bound
Making a friend, unexpectedly found
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when it was time to meet, they were Brokeback bound
Making a friend, unexpectedly found
Everything seemed so right up in the mountain air
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when it was time to meet, they were Brokeback bound
Making a friend, unexpectedly found
Everything seemed so right up in the mountain air
Only the two of them, a love so rare
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when it was time to meet, they were Brokeback bound
Making a friend, unexpectedly found
Everything seemed so right up in the mountain air
Only the two of them, a love so rare
Between them needn't be spoke a single sound.
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Once on a Christmas morning, Jack started up his truck
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Once on a Christmas morning, Jack started up his truck
Donned his hat and parka, and outside he snuck
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Once on a Christmas morning, Jack started up his truck
Donned his hat and parka, and outside he snuck
Heading for Wyoming, toward Ennis and his present.
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Once on a Christmas morning, Jack started up his truck
Donned his hat and parka, and outside he snuck
Heading for Wyoming, toward Ennis and his present.
Making such a long journey, he did not resent
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Once on a Christmas morning, Jack started up his truck
Donned his hat and parka, and outside he snuck
Heading for Wyoming, toward Ennis and his present.
Making such a long journey, he did not resent
When finally together, they could run amok
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For twenty years they went on trips back of beyond.
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For twenty years they went on trips back of beyond
What they shared was a life-long bond
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For twenty years they went on trips back of beyond
What they shared was a life-long bond
Even though their separate lives were trying
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For twenty years they went on trips back of beyond
What they shared was a life-long bond
Even though their separate lives were trying
Each other, they never ceased admiring
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For twenty years they went on trips back of beyond
What they shared was a life-long bond
Even though their separate lives were trying
Each other, they never ceased admiring
The dark haired man and the handsome blond
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For twenty years they went on trips back of beyond
What they shared was a life-long bond
Even though their separate lives were trying
Each other, they never ceased admiring
The dark haired man and the handsome blond
Nice one.
So, I just learned (red-faced here) from LauraGigs that in addition to rhyme scheme, limericks also have suggested meter! Apologies if I was supposed to be following rules that I didn't understand before...it seems like we've been pretty lax about that, and that's all good with me...Wonder if we should start a sonnet thread?
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Nice one.
So, I just learned (red-faced here) from LauraGigs that in addition to rhyme scheme, limericks also have suggested meter! Apologies if I was supposed to be following rules that I didn't understand before...it seems like we've been pretty lax about that, and that's all good with me...Wonder if we should start a sonnet thread?
That's a wonderful idea. :D
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That's a wonderful idea. :D
Then get busy, my troubadour!
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,31312.0.html
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So, I just learned (red-faced here) from LauraGigs that in addition to rhyme scheme, limericks also have suggested meter! Apologies if I was supposed to be following rules that I didn't understand before...it seems like we've been pretty lax about that, and that's all good with me...Wonder if we should start a sonnet thread?
Perhaps we need a definition of a limerick, and an example?
The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth lines having between nine to eleven syllables and rhyming with one another, and the third and fourth having only between five to seven, and rhyming separately.
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
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Thanks Chuck!
A young fella from Lightning Flat, WY
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A young fella from Lightning Flat, WY
With a smile that could rouse the dying
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A young fella from Lightning Flat, WY
With a smile that could rouse the dying
ran into a Texan
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I have tried where possible to keep the right amount of syllables
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I have tried where possible to keep the right amount of syllables
should I count syllables according to how a word is spelled or according to how it is pronounced?
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this makes it seem as if Jack met himself? Unless he was speaking of Lureen,,, so i'll go with that.
A young fella from Lightning Flat, WY
With a smile that could rouse the dying
ran into a Texan
with a right rich old man
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should I count syllables according to how a word is spelled or according to how it is pronounced?
Syllables are all about pronunciation. When I wrote the first line, I pictured it sounding like, "A young fella from Lightning Flat, Why." It's something I've seen in limericks before, pronouncing abbreviations as if they themselves were words to pronounce. But I didn't explain it, oh well.
(And by the way, I didn't mean for it to have the meaning of the word "why," just the sound. It's tricky when the line we write is setting up for someone else to continue it. A cooperative art form.)
Okay:
A young fella from Lightning Flat, WY
With a smile that could rouse the dying
ran into a Texan
with a right rich old man
And said, "I'll take you since I can't have a guy."
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I just added Chuck's description and example to the original post in this thread, so those of us who want to can look up the guidelines.
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Jack and Ennis rode horseback for so long.
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Jack and Ennis rode horseback for so long.
It made their thigh muscles amazingly strong
;D
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Jack and Ennis rode horseback for so long.
It made their thigh muscles amazingly strong
This both Alma and Lureen knew
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Jack and Ennis rode horseback for so long.
It made their thigh muscles amazingly strong
This both Alma and Lureen knew
Sadly, some things were not true
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Jack and Ennis rode horseback for so long.
It made their thigh muscles amazingly strong
This both Alma and Lureen knew
Sadly, some things were not true
Both men guilty of doing their wives wrong
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The had canvas buckets to tote water
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The had canvas buckets to tote water
For cleaning up after sheep were slaughtered
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The had canvas buckets to tote water
For cleaning up after sheep were slaughtered
They ate beans, fried bacon and taters
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The had canvas buckets to tote water
For cleaning up after sheep were slaughtered
They ate beans, fried bacon and taters
and when time got later
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They had canvas buckets to tote water
For cleaning up after sheep were slaughtered
They ate beans, fried bacon and taters
and when time got later
Ennis undressed and became a washer
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Jake lay in the tent, horny as hell
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Jake lay in the tent, horny as hell
Pulse racing, heart beating fast as well
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Jake lay in the tent, horny as hell
Pulse racing, heart beating fast as well
then Ennis walked in
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Jake lay in the tent, horny as hell
Pulse racing, heart beating fast as well
then Ennis walked in
Quite keen to begin
Both men tired of feeling like empty shells
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There was a cranky guy named Aguirre
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There was a cranky guy named Aguirre
His hired hands didn't find him endearing
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There was a cranky guy named Aguirre
His hired hands didn't find him endearing
He used his spyglasses
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There was a cranky guy named Aguirre
His hired hands didn't find him endearing
He used his spyglasses
To see some fine asses
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There was a cranky guy named Aguirre
His hired hands didn't find him endearing
He used his spyglasses
To see some fine asses
And woodies the size of Lake Erie
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There was a cranky guy named Aguirre
His hired hands didn't find him endearing
He used his spyglasses
To see some fine asses
For which they also paid dearly
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The message came that Uncle Harold was ill
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The message came that Uncle Harold was ill
He caught pneumonia from getting a chill
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The message came that Uncle Harold was ill
He caught pneumonia from getting a chill
Jack said, not much he could do...
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The message came that Uncle Harold was ill
He caught pneumonia from getting a chill
Jack said, not much he could do...
The weather, not his milieu
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The message came that Uncle Harold was ill
He caught pneumonia from getting a chill
Jack said, not much he could do...
The weather, not his milieu
Not knowing Aguirre's clandestine thrills.
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Jack knew Aquire had seen more than he should
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Jack knew Aquire had seen more than he should
And probably thought they were up to no good
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Jack knew Aquirre had seen more than he should
And probably thought they were up to no good
Didn't know it was love
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Jack knew Aquirre had seen more than he should
And probably thought they were up to no good
Didn't know it was love
That he saw up above
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Jack knew Aquirre had seen more than he should
And probably thought they were up to no good
Didn't know it was love
That he saw up above
Would not end now even if it could.
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Dont think they knew how long it would last
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Dont think they knew how long it would last
The future stretched ahead of them far and vast
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Dont think they knew how long it would last
The future stretched ahead of them far and vast
There were no reins on this one
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Dont think they knew how long it would last
The future stretched ahead of them far and vast
There were no reins on this one
went to the tent to have fun
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Dont think they knew how long it would last
The future stretched ahead of them far and vast
There were no reins on this one
went to the tent to have fun
Not one fishing line ever was cast.
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Oh, good ending, Janice! ;D
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Thanks...lets do it again.
Ennis could never give Jack his dream
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Ennis could never give Jack his dream
To live beside the whiskey stream
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Ennis could never give Jack his dream
To live beside the whiskey stream
To have that cabin on the ranch
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Ennis could never give Jack his dream
To live beside the whiskey stream
To have that cabin on the ranch
Do evermore that loving dance
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Ennis could never give Jack his dream
To live beside the whiskey stream
To have that cabin on the ranch
Do evermore that loving dance
their lives were not as easy as it would seem
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Nice one guys........now let me think up a new one.........
Ennis was bound with Alma and kids
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Ennis was bound with Alma and kids
His love for Jack society forbids
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Ennis was bound with Alma and kids
His love for Jack society forbids
Too many eyes looking their way
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Ennis was bound with Alma and kids
His love for Jack society forbids
Too many eyes looking their way
Must be buried and hidden each day
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Ennis was bound with Alma and kids
His love for Jack society forbids
Too many eyes looking their way
Must be buried and hidden each day
Causing them both to live a life on the skids
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Jack brought food and Ennis the horses
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Jack brought food and Ennis the horses
and carefully planned each others divorces
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Jack brought food and Ennis the horses
and carefully planned each others divorces
But divorce wasn't the solution
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Jack brought food and Ennis the horses
and carefully planned each others divorces
But divorce wasn't the solution
Their lives had a painful conclusion
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Jack brought food and Ennis the horses
and carefully planned each others divorces
But divorce wasn't the solution
Their lives had a painful conclusion
Who'd have known they would travel those courses.
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Being "decent" in public was a big concern
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Being "decent" in public was a big concern
Meanwhile all of Jack's good life, pleas Ennis would spurn
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Being "decent" in public was a big concern
Meanwhile all of Jack's good life, pleas Ennis would spurn
He wasn't "one of them guys"
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Being "decent" in public was a big concern
Meanwhile all of Jack's good life, pleas Ennis would spurn
He wasn't "one of them guys"
And he tried hard to disguise
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Being "decent" in public was a big concern
Meanwhile all of Jack's good life, pleas Ennis would spurn
He wasn't "one of them guys"
And he tried hard to disguise
He kneeled in the ally when his stomach churned
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Whiskey and cigarettes, plus beans were the fare.
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Whiskey and cigarettes, plus beans were the fare.
Bodies pressing together, neither one with a care
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Whiskey and cigarettes, plus beans were the fare.
Bodies pressing together, neither one with a care.
They went on and on all summer long.
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Whiskey and cigarettes, plus beans were the fare.
Bodies pressing together, neither one with a care.
They went on and on all summer long.
They knew it was different, but never was wrong
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Whiskey and cigarettes, plus beans were the fare.
Bodies pressing together, neither one with a care.
They went on and on all summer long.
They knew it was different, but never was wrong
The fear Ennis held, ever, kept Jack, ensnared.
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Jack wanted A small cow and calf operation.
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Jack wanted A small cow and calf operation.
The thought of it filled his heart with elation
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Jack wanted A small cow and calf operation.
The thought of it filled his heart with elation
Ennis said we can't even be decent in public.
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Jack wanted A small cow and calf operation.
The thought of it filled his heart with elation
Ennis said we can't even be decent in public
It comes upon us so quick
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Jack wanted A small cow and calf operation.
The thought of it filled his heart with elation
Ennis said we can't even be decent in public
It comes upon us so quick
We are always so filled with lustful sensations.
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Junior wanted her daddy at her wedding
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Junior wanted her daddy at her wedding
Knew all along something he'd be dreading
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Junior wanted her daddy at her wedding
Knew all along something he'd be dreading
Though at first he did decline
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Junior wanted her daddy at her wedding
Knew all along something he'd be dreading
Though at first he did decline
Got them both a glass of wine
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Junior wanted her daddy at her wedding
Knew all along something he'd be dreading
Though at first he did decline
Got them both a glass of wine
And knew which way he was heading.
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Junior left her sweater on the bed
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Junior left her sweater on the bed
Her mind on the excitement of the days ahead
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Junior left her sweater on the bed
Her mind on the excitement of the days ahead
Ennis folded it neatly and put it away
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Junior left her sweater on the bed
Her mind on the excitement of the days ahead
Ennis folded it neatly and put it away
Nestled above The Shirts from that fateful day
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Junior left her sweater on the bed
Her mind on the excitement of the days ahead
Ennis folded it neatly and put it away
Nestled above The Shirts from that fateful day
Then "Jack I swear", he tearfully said.
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Ennis shut the closet door, gazed out the window
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Ennis shut the closet door, gazed out the window
Thinking of Jack and feeling tears flow
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Ennis shut the closet door, gazed out the window
Thinking of Jack and feeling tears flow
In total despair He said "Jack I swear."
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Ennis shut the closet door, gazed out the window
Thinking of Jack and feeling tears flow
In total despair He said "Jack I swear."
Not in anger, but more like a prayer
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Ennis shut the closet door, gazed out the window
Thinking of Jack and feeling tears flow
In total despair He said "Jack I swear."
Not in anger, but more like a prayer
And in answer, he heard the lonesome wind blow.
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What happened to Ennis, we might never know
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What happened to Ennis, we might never know
Losing his Jack had been the cruelest blow
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What happened to Ennis, we might never know
Losing his Jack had been the cruelest blow
Regrets and loneliness teasing his life
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What happened to Ennis, we might never know
Losing his Jack had been the cruelest blow
Regrets and loneliness teasing his life
He forever lived his life doomed by strife.
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What happened to Ennis, we might never know
Losing his Jack had been the cruelest blow
Regrets and loneliness teasing his life
He forever lived his life doomed by strife.
Instead of the river where whiskey flows.
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Nothing came to Jack, the easiest way.
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Nothing came to Jack, the easiest way.
Birthing cattle or bailing hay
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Nothing came to Jack, the easiest way.
Birthing cattle or bailing hay
He had a wife. he did not want
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Nothing came to Jack, the easiest way.
Birthing cattle or bailing hay
He had a wife. he did not want
L.D. sure did like to taunt
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Nothing came to Jack, the easiest way.
Birthing cattle or bailing hay
He had a wife. he did not want
L.D. sure did like to taunt
He had a love, he could not say.
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Old Rose was their whiskey of choice
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Old Rose was their whiskey of choice
Made them relaxed, even gave them a voice
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Old Rose was their whiskey of choice
Made them relaxed, even gave them a voice
Some things they would never say
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Old Rose was their whiskey of choice
Made them relaxed, even gave them a voice
Some things they would never say
Some feelings they would never display
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Old Rose was their whiskey of choice
Made them relaxed, even gave them a voice
Some things they would never say
Some feelings they would never display
Only in the back of nowhere could they rejoice
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In the bitter night, they told their truths and lies.
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In the bitter night, they told their truths and lies.
Followed by the days, they said their good-byes
(Glad to see this thread started up again, Thanks Lynne)
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In the bitter night, they told their truths and lies.
Followed by the days, they said their good-byes
Each one in his private pain
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In the bitter night, they told their truths and lies.
Followed by the days, they said their good-byes
Each one in his private pain
Then too late, for Jack is slain
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In the bitter night, they told their truths and lies.
Followed by the days, they said their good-byes
Each one in his private pain
Then too late, for Jack is slain
And Ennis learns they were more than just "them guys"
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How about ...
It took them 20 minutes to get to the motel
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It took them 20 minutes to get to the motel
Been 4 years since their last farewell
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It took them 20 minutes to get to the motel
Been 4 years since their last farewell
With whiskey and lust they jounced in time.
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It took them 20 minutes to get to the motel
Been 4 years since their last farewell
With whiskey and lust they jounced in time.
Still so young and in their prime
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It took them 20 minutes to get to the motel
Been 4 years since their last farewell
With whiskey and lust they jounced in time.
Still so young and in their prime
Now torn between both heaven and hell.
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"So what're we gonna do now." Jack asked Ennis plaintivly.
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"So what're we gonna do now." Jack asked Ennis plaintivly.
"Nothin much we CAN do" he answered sensitively,
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"So what're we gonna do now." Jack asked Ennis plaintivly.
"Nothin much we CAN do" he answered sensitively,
Both of their hearts began to ache
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So what're we gonna do now." Jack asked Ennis plaintivly.
"Nothin much we CAN do" he answered sensitively,
Both of their hearts began to ache
Ennis knew leaving before was a mistake
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So what're we gonna do now." Jack asked Ennis plaintivly.
"Nothin much we CAN do" he answered sensitively,
Both of their hearts began to ache
Ennis knew leaving before was a mistake
As he pondered their future painstakingly.
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Jack wanted to make a new life for them
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Jack wanted to make a new life for them
''said it could be like this always,'' and then.
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Jack wanted to make a new life for them
''said it could be like this always,'' and then.
But like clouds in the coffee,
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Jack wanted to make a new life for them
''said it could be like this always,'' and then.
But like clouds in the coffee,
And an "island of the sea"
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Jack wanted to make a new life for them
''said it could be like this always,'' and then.
But like clouds in the coffee,
And an "island of the sea"
Ennis dismissed it as a dangerous whim
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Taking the girls for ice cream was a rare treat
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Taking the girls for ice cream was a rare treat
They admired their daddy and tried to stay neat.
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Taking the girls for ice cream was a rare treat
They admired their daddy and tried to stay neat.
Staying true to his heart, the girls meant it all
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Taking the girls for ice cream was a rare treat
They admired their daddy and tried to stay neat.
Staying true to his heart, the girls meant it all
Never knowing their life was going to fall.
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Taking the girls for ice cream was a rare treat
They admired their daddy and tried to stay neat.
Staying true to his heart, the girls meant it all
Never knowing their life was going to fall.
Try as he might, things would never be nice and sweet
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Jack loved Ennis but he dearly loved Bobby too.
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Jack loved Ennis but he dearly loved Bobby too
As the years went by, his love for both grew
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Jack loved Ennis but he dearly loved Bobby too
As the years went by, his love for both grew
They managed a get together a few times each year.
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Jack loved Ennis but he dearly loved Bobby too
As the years went by, his love for both grew
They managed a get together a few times each year
Far, far out where no one was near
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Jack loved Ennis but he dearly loved Bobby too
As the years went by, his love for both grew
They managed a get together a few times each year
Far, far out where no one was near
Then one day, Jack was gone, without further adieu.
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When Jack met Randall, he did not have a clue
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When Jack met Randall, he did not have a clue
Between what he wanted and what he knew
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When Jack met Randall, he did not have a clue
Between what he wanted and what he knew
Tempted by a crappie house and his own need
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When Jack met Randall, he did not have a clue
Between what he wanted and what he knew
Tempted by a crappie house and his own need
He hoped he'd find Ennis instead of a supersede.
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When Jack met Randall, he did not have a clue
Between what he wanted and what he knew
Tempted by a crappie house and his own need
He hoped he'd find Ennis instead of a supersede
His yearning for Ennis never waned, only grew
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Nine year old boys should be happy and carefree
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Nine year old boys should be happy and carefree
Running around having fun and playing hooky.
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Nine year old boys should be happy and carefree
Running around having fun and playing hooky.
Should be treated with loving care
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Nine year old boys should be happy and carefree
Running around having fun and playing hooky.
Should be treated with loving care
No loss of pride should be declared.
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Nine year old boys should be happy and carefree
Running around having fun and playing hooky.
Should be treated with loving care
No loss of pride should be declared.
But the horror he saw made him want to flee
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We did good on that one!! Huh Marie?
Ennis woke in the early morning frost.
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We sure did, Janice! :)
Ennis woke in the early morning frost.
Their time in Eden was about to be lost
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Ennis woke in the early morning frost.
Their time in Eden was about to be lost
Aguirre was uptight and said "bring em down."
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Ennis woke in the early morning frost.
Their time in Eden was about to be lost
Aguirre was uptight and said "bring em down."
Jack told Ennis, and was met with a frown
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Ennis woke in the early morning frost.
Their time in Eden was about to be lost
Aguirre was uptight and said "bring em down."
Jack told Ennis, and was met with a frown
He complained ranch stiffs never worth the cost.
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Lureen was skilled with her adding machine
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Lureen was skilled with her adding machine
Loved those numbers, but Jack was unseen
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Lureen was skilled with her adding machine
Loved those numbers, but Jack was unseen
He didn't stand in her way
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Lureen was skilled with her adding machine
Loved those numbers, but Jack was unseen
He didn't stand in her way
Let her calculate numbers each day.
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Lureen was skilled with her adding machine
Loved those numbers, but Jack was unseen
He didn't stand in her way
Let her calculate numbers each day.
Both so indifferent to each other's routines.
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Aguirre thought ranch men were never no good?
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Aguirre thought ranch men were never no good?
Didn't herd sheep, like he thought they should
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Aguirre thought ranch men were never no good?
Didn't herd sheep, like he thought they should
But he sure did keep an eye
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Aguirre thought ranch men were never no good?
Didn't herd sheep, like he thought they should
But he sure did keep an eye
With binoculars he was the local spy
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Aguirre thought ranch men were never no good?
Didn't herd sheep, like he thought they should
But he sure did keep an eye
With binoculars he was the local spy
Who brought bad news while Jack was chopping wood
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They thought they couldn't be seen
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They thought they couldn't be seen
Making love in blades of green
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They thought they couldn't be seen
Making love in blades of green
The world was far below
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They thought they couldn't be seen
Making love in blades of green
The world was far below
And love they could not show
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They thought they couldn't be seen
Making love in blades of green
The world was far below
And love they could not show
Their happiest times would be lived in-between
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Time and time again the cards made their rounds
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Time and time again the cards made their rounds
True feelings hidden as their words passed through towns
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Time and time again the cards made their rounds
True feelings hidden as their words passed through towns
The postmaster chuckled
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Time and time again the cards made their rounds
True feelings hidden as their words passed through towns
The postmaster chuckled
Belts were loosed an unbuckled
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Time and time again the cards made their rounds
True feelings hidden as their words passed through towns
The postmaster chuckled
Belts were loosed an unbuckled
They had to hide a love that was "out of bounds."
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She called my boyfriend "Jack Nasty,"
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She called my boyfriend "Jack Nasty,"
Sounding to me like a screaming banshee
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She called my boyfriend "Jack Nasty,"
Sounding to me like a screaming banshee
I didn't know she caught us kissin
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She called my boyfriend "Jack Nasty,"
Sounding to me like a screaming banshee
I didn't know she caught us kissin
Guess she knew my heart was missin
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She called my boyfriend "Jack Nasty,"
Sounding to me like a screaming banshee
I didn't know she caught us kissin
Guess she knew my heart was missin
From our marriage that weren't to be.
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He ran from the house, shattered and scorned
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He ran from the house, shattered and scorned
Feeling trapped and angry he hadn't been warned
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He ran from the house, shattered and scorned
Feeling trapped and angry he hadn't been warned
His pillows, and sheet bore the proof
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He ran from the house, shattered and scorned
Feeling trapped and angry he hadn't been warned
His pillows, and sheet bore the proof
His feelings were not aloof
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He ran from the house, shattered and scorned
Feeling trapped and angry he hadn't been warned
His pillows, and sheet bore the proof
His feelings were not aloof
Life was ruined, left tattered an unadorned.
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She was driving her daddy's fancy car
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She was driving her daddy's fancy car
They parked beside a fence, not too far.
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She was driving her daddy's fancy car
They parked beside a fence, not too far.
Clothes started shedding all over the place
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She was driving her daddy's fancy car
They parked beside a fence, not too far.
Clothes started shedding all over the place
He pretends to like the lace
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She was driving her daddy's fancy car
They parked beside a fence, not too far.
Clothes started shedding all over the place
He pretends to like the lace
But he'd like it better on Ennis Del Mar!
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Earl and Rich were mighty tough old birds.
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Earl and Rich were mighty tough old birds.
But one sunny afternoon something awful occurs
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Earl and Rich were mighty tough old birds.
But one sunny afternoon something awful occurs
Ennis' dad made sure his sons saw
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Earl and Rich were mighty tough old birds.
But one sunny afternoon something awful occurs
Ennis' dad made sure his sons saw
Not caring about any law
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Earl and Rich were mighty tough old birds.
But one sunny afternoon something awful occurs
Ennis' dad made sure his sons saw
Not caring about any law
Or that Ennis would now stifle his words.
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Nice ending, Gwyllion!
Lets try ....
All week he dread telling Jack the bad news
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All week he dread telling Jack the bad news
Cows need attention, they're not like the ewes,
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All week he dread telling Jack the bad news
Cows need attention, they're not like the ewes,
They needed help delivering the calves.
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All week he dread telling Jack the bad news
Cows need attention, they're not like the ewes,
They needed help delivering the calves.
Couldn't divide the work in halves
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All week he dread telling Jack the bad news
Cows need attention, they're not like the ewes,
They needed help delivering the calves.
Couldn't divide the work in halves
He knew Jack was angry, about to abuse.
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He ranted 'bout screwin and four fuckin years
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He ranted 'bout screwin and four fuckin years
So goddam horny, it brought him to tears,
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He ranted 'bout screwin and four fuckin years
So goddam horny, it brought him to tears,
"I wish I could quit you" he yelled with disdain
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He ranted 'bout screwin and four fuckin years
So goddam horny, it brought him to tears,
"I wish I could quit you" he yelled with disdain
Squinting his eyes to hold back the pain,
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He ranted 'bout screwin and four fuckin years
So goddam horny, it brought him to tears,
"I wish I could quit you" he yelled with disdain
Squinting his eyes to hold back the pain
He saw Ennis fall as though pierced by a spear
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Their situation was desperate indeed
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Their situation was desperate indeed
A happy solution, their ultimate need
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Their situation was desperate indeed
A happy solution, their ultimate need
Slash writers united,
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Their situation was desperate indeed
A happy solution, their ultimate need
Slash writers united,
WHAT !!!!!! (Im sorry, am I misssing something here)
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You know, Katie, like to give 'em a happy solution or ending.... :)
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Their situation was desperate indeed
A happy solution, their ultimate need
Slash writers united,
Their optimism ignited
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Their situation was desperate indeed
A happy solution, their ultimate need
Slash writers united,
Their optimism ignited
The sweet life was sure to succeed.
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He waited on Jack, slowly drowning in beer
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He waited on Jack slowly drowning in beer
Wearin' his best shirt, feeling excitement and fear
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He waited on Jack slowly drowning in beer
Wearin' his best shirt, feeling excitement and fear
Alas, could it be?
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He waited on Jack slowly drowning in beer
Wearin' his best shirt, feeling excitement and fear
Alas, could it be?
His heart filled with glee
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He waited on Jack slowly drowning in beer
Wearin' his best shirt, feeling excitement and fear
Alas, could it be?
His heart filled with glee
When a sputtering truck's engine he did hear!
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You know, Katie, like to give 'em a happy solution or ending.... :)
:laugh: :laugh: go for it.......i like your style.....
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Gwyllion: This particular thread is not a short fanfiction. If you wish to make them all come out with happy endings, then maybe you
should go and participate in one of those particular threads.
This is meant to be a certain style of poetry, with rhyme and metre. A certain amount of syllables and the format is laid out on the
front page. First and second rhyme, then third and fourth, etc. You can start them out in a cheerful vein, and hope that others carry itforward, but if they dont, you have to answer in kind. If you choose to start your own, then you can make that a happy one. But you cant just change one that is already started to a new direction unless it fits.
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Alma didn't understand why Texans don't drink tea.
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Alma didn't understand why Texans don't drink tea.
Coffee black, and Red Roses called the need to run or flee?
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Alma didn't understand why Texans don't drink tea.
Coffee black, and Red Roses called the need to run or flee?
He grabbed his toothbrush and was out the door
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Alma didn't understand why Texans don't drink tea.
Coffee black, and Red Roses called the need to run or flee?
He grabbed his toothbrush and was out the door
His time with Alma had been a bore
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Alma didn't understand why Texans don't drink tea.
Coffee black, and Red Roses called the need to run or flee?
He grabbed his toothbrush and was out the door
His time with Alma had been a bore
As she watched, she knew what her future would be.
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Jack drove to Wyoming, horny as hell
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Jack drove to Wyoming, horny as hell
Harboring a secret that he couldn't tell
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Jack drove to Wyoming, horny as hell
Harboring a secret that he couldn't tell
against Ennis he pressed
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Jack drove to Wyoming, horny as hell
Harboring a secret that he couldn't tell
against Ennis he pressed
They quickly undressed,
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Jack drove to Wyoming, horny as hell
Harboring a secret that he couldn't tell
against Ennis he pressed
They quickly undressed,
then ennis did suck him so well!
>:D
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He passed the swingset on his way back in,
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He passed the swingset on his way back in,
out of anger, he kicked an empty bin
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He passed the swingset on his way back in,
out of anger, he kicked an empty bin,
One glance at the stairwell,
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He passed the swingset on his way back in,
out of anger, he kicked an empty bin,
One glance at the stairwell,
Made him think of the motel
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He passed the swingset on his way back in,
out of anger, he kicked an empty bin,
One glance at the stairwell,
Made him think of the motel
And memories of just Jack and him.
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He was stuck in this life of despair
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He was stuck in this life of despair
Where feeling happy was very rare
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He was stuck in this life of despair
Where feeling happy was very rare
He did have a choice
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He was stuck in this life of despair
Where feeling happy was very rare
He did have a choice
Trips with Jack a rejoice.
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He was stuck in this life of despair
Where feeling happy was very rare
He did have a choice
Trips with Jack a rejoice.
In a nice world things would be fair.
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"Life ain't fair," his father had often said
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"Life ain't fair," his father had often said
So sad but true, now Jack was dead
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CONFUSSED//??
"Life ain't fair," his father had often said
So sad but true, now Jack was dead
And early on he knew it was true
He phoned Lureen to see what happened
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"Life ain't fair," his father had often said
So sad but true, now Jack was dead
And early on he knew it was true
He phoned Lureen to see what happened
And she said, no one is making this limerick rhyme.
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LOL! We usually manage the rhyme but mess up the meter. Let's try this since I am sad about leaving New York:
"Time to get goin, Cowboy." was all it took.
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"Time to get goin, Cowboy." was all it took.
One last embrace, one long last look
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"Time to get goin, Cowboy." was all it took.
One last embrace, one long last look
Once every four years
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"Time to get goin, Cowboy." was all it took.
One last embrace, one long last look
Once every four years
'Cuz they ain't no queers,
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"Time to get goin, Cowboy." was all it took.
One last embrace, one long last look
Once every four years
'Cuz they ain't no queers,
They'd go fishing' with a pole but no hook.
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"Time to get goin, Cowboy." was all it took.
One last embrace, one long last look
Once every four years
'Cuz they ain't no queers,
They'd go fishing' with a pole but no hook.
Ver' good, SuperD!
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I wrote the line I had written to the one before, because there were two lines for the same space. I was
trying to show people they had to pay attention to the ones that had gone before. ????
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Life is a lesson we all must agree.
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Life is a lesson we all must agree.
Some of us fight, some of us flee
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Life is a lesson we all must agree.
Some of us fight, some of us flee
For existing in peace
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Life is a lesson we all must agree.
Some of us fight, some of us flee
For existing in peace
The fear had to cease
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Life is a lesson we all must agree.
Some of us fight, some of us flee
For existing in peace
The fear had to cease
Yet focusing eyes sometimes just can't see.
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We love who we love there's no denying
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We love who we love there's no denying
Although theres pain and too much crying
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We love who we love there's no denying
Although there's pain and too much crying
Not much would we change
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We love who we love there's no denying
Although there's pain and too much crying
Not much would we change
Lives, left too late to rearrange
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We love who we love there's no denying
Although there's pain and too much crying
Not much would we change
Lives, left too late to rearrange
God knows we spend too much time trying.
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Gee...we are on a roll here.........I better start one.......
A love that will never grow old, they say
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A love that will never grow old, they say
It lasts through time, starting anew each day.
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A love that will never grow old, they say
It lasts through time, starting anew each day.
But time passes like the water flowing
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A love that will never grow old, they say
It lasts through time, starting anew each day.
But time passes like the water flowing
Sometimes love has a hard time showing.
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A love that will never grow old, they say
It lasts through time, starting anew each day.
But time passes like the water flowing
Sometimes love has a hard time showing.
Regardless of whether you're straight or gay.
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Very very nice.
In the end Ennis said 'We was good friends.'
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In the end Ennis said 'We was good friends.'
It was so much more, but he just pretends
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In the end Ennis said 'We was good friends.'
It was so much more, but he just pretends.
He clings to the shirts,
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In the end Ennis said 'We was good friends.'
It was so much more, but he just pretends.
He clings to the shirts,
No matter how it hurts
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In the end Ennis said 'We was good friends.'
It was so much more, but he just pretends.
He clings to the shirts,
No matter how it hurts
And that's how our fine movie ends.
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In the beginning, Ennis hitched a ride
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In the beginning, Ennis hitched a ride
It wasn't long, before Jack he eyed
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In the beginning, Ennis hitched a ride
It wasn't long, before Jack he eyed.
In Aguirre's trailer,
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In the beginning, Ennis hitched a ride
It wasn't long, before Jack he eyed.
In Aguirre's trailer,
They shyly checked each other.
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In the beginning, Ennis hitched a ride
It wasn't long, before Jack he eyed.
In Aguirre's trailer,
They shyly checked each other.
The attraction was too hard to hide.
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He talked more than he had in two years
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He talked more than he had in two years
And saw Jack despite his worst fears
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He talked more than he had in two years
And saw Jack despite his worst fear
Was interested in discussing sinning
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He talked more than he had in two years
And saw Jack despite his worst fears
Was interested in discussing sinning
This meter is wrong and that's why I'm grinning
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He talked more than he had in two years
And saw Jack despite his worst fears
Was interested in discussing sinning
This meter is wrong and that's why I'm grinning
Perhaps we should give up on limericks and go for beers?
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On back of a mountain was broken
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On back of a mountain was broken
The important things left unspoken
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On back of a mountain was broken
The important things left unspoken
Lives forever changed
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On back of a mountain was broken
The important things left unspoken
Lives forever changed
While postcards were exchanged
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On back of a mountain was broken
The important things left unspoken
Lives forever changed
While postcards were exchanged
And a love between two was awoken.
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Was no ones business but theirs
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Was no ones business but theirs,
High above ordinary cares,
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Was no ones business but theirs,
High above ordinary cares,
First at night in the tent,
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Was no ones business but theirs,
High above ordinary cares,
First at night in the tent,
Then four years of torment
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Was no ones business but theirs,
High above ordinary cares,
First at night in the tent,
Then four years of torment,
'Til they met after Ennis drank 8 beers!
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Ennis was wearing his best striped shirt
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Ennis was wearing his best striped shirt,
The hour so late, he thought Jack got hurt.
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Ennis was wearing his best striped shirt,
The hour so late, he thought Jack got hurt.
Jack pulled up in red,
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Ennis was wearing his best striped shirt,
The hour so late, he thought Jack got hurt.
Jack pulled up in red,
They hurried off to bed
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Ennis was wearing his best striped shirt,
The hour so late, he thought Jack got hurt.
Jack pulled up in red,
They hurried off to bed,
Then did it the next day in the dirt!
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Ang Lee's direction was certainly impressive
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Ang Lee's direction was certainly impressive
and at times a bit suggestive
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Ang Lee's direction was certainly impressive
and at times a bit suggestive
For that what he had painted
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Ang Lee's direction was certainly impressive
and at times a bit suggestive
For that what he had painted
Scenes of passion untainted
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Ang Lee's direction was certainly impressive
and at times a bit suggestive
For that what he had painted
Scenes of passion untainted
And a movie which turned so obsessive.
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It was a story that needed to be told
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It was a story that needed to be told
How Ennis was shown Earl so dead and so cold
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It was a story that needed to be told
How Ennis was shown Earl so dead and so cold
Drug him round by his dick 'til
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It was a story that needed to be told
How Ennis was shown Earl so dead and so cold
Drug him round by his dick 'til
His bloody body was very still
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It was a story that needed to be told
How Ennis was shown Earl so dead and so cold
Drug him round by his dick 'til
His bloody body was very still
An omen of a destiny eventually to unfold
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Their destiny was written in the stars
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=aside= I thought the last one was nice. Good job.
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I think so, too, Lynne!
Their destiny was written in the stars
Their childhood had left them with many scars
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Their destiny was written in the stars
Their childhood had left them with many scars
Fathers they feared, and never would please
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Their destiny was written in the stars
Their childhood had left them with many scars
Fathers they feared, and never would please
Time together, their only ease
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Their destiny was written in the stars
Their childhood had left them with many scars
Fathers they feared, and never would please
Time together, their only ease
On Brokeback or inside gay bars.
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Ennis was told there was no room for him
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Ennis was told there was no room for him
Being passed and kicked `round always was the victim
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Ennis was told there was no room for him
Being passed and kicked `round always was the victim
Then he met Jack and found a place
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Ennis was told there was no room for him
Being passed and kicked `round always was the victim
Then he met Jack and found a place
Always at home in his embrace
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Ennis was told there was no room for him
Being passed and kicked `round always was the victim
Then he met Jack and found a place
Always at home in his embrace
Jacks presence always filled hiim to the brim.
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Ennis left Alma, a quick peck, then off with Jack
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Ennis left Alma, a quick peck, then off with Jack
The plan was to go fishing, and in two weeks he'd be back
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Ennis left Alma, a quick peck, then off with Jack
The plan was to go fishing, and in two weeks he'd be back
As we know, that fishin line, never got wet
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Ennis left Alma, a quick peck, then off with Jack
The plan was to go fishing, and in two weeks he'd be back
As we know, that fishin line, never got wet
Would they do it again? You bet!
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Ennis left Alma, a quick peck, then off with Jack
The plan was to go fishing, and in two weeks he'd be back
As we know, that fishin line, never got wet
Would he do it again? You bet!
Though he begun and ended up with a paper sack.
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Oh, another nice one! Let's try..
He'd thought the power was up on Brokeback
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He'd thought the power was up on Brokeback,
Where, in his arms, he held onto Jack,
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He'd thought the power was up on Brokeback,
Where, in his arms, he held onto Jack,
But Alma's coffee went cold
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He'd thought the power was up on Brokeback,
Where, in his arms, he held onto Jack,
But Alma's coffee went cold
His message she never told
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He'd thought the power was up on Brokeback,
Where, in his arms, he held onto Jack,
But Alma's coffee went cold
His message she never told
And he would never get over the lack
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Out of sight, not out of mind
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Out of sight, not out of mind
Across the miles, their lives entwined
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Out of sight, not out of mind
Across the miles, their lives entwined
Few words they ever spoke
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Out of sight, not out of mind
Across the miles, their lives entwined
Few words they ever spoke
As they both dragged on a smoke
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Out of sight, not out of mind
Across the miles, their lives entwined
Few words they ever spoke
As they both dragged on a smoke
Dreading the moment they'd leave each other behind
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A young lad went down to Mexico
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A young lad went down to Mexico
After he was dealt a deathblow
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A young lad went down to Mexico
After he was dealt a deathblow
It didn't ease the pain
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A young lad went down to Mexico
After he was dealt a deathblow
It didn't ease the pain
Only added guilt and shame
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A young lad went down to Mexico
After he was dealt a deathblow
It didn't ease the pain
Only added guilt and shame
His love left distraught, his wife a widow
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A young lad went down to Mexico
After he was dealt a deathblow
It didn't ease the pain
Only added guilt and shame
His love left distraught, his wife a widow
Oh what a tragic tale! Thanks guys!
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( I thought it turned out well too...we did good. start us another one.)
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If one or more were to analyze Alma's reaction
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If one or more were to analyze Alma's reaction
She's obviously stunned by Ennis and Jack's attraction
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If one or more were to analyze Alma's reaction
She's obviously stunned by Ennis and Jack's attraction
Like a kick in the gut
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If one or more were to analyze Alma's reaction
She's obviously stunned by Ennis and Jack's attraction
Like a kick in the gut
Or a heart that's been cut
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If one or more were to analyze Alma's reaction
She's obviously stunned by Ennis and Jack's attraction
Like a kick in the gut
Or a heart that's been cut
From that day, she could get no marital satisfaction.
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Jack came on home, no more Mexico drawn
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Jack came on home, no more Mexico drawn
Fell into his bottle, Ennis's pawn.
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Jack came on home, no more Mexico drawn
Fell into his bottle, Ennis's pawn.
No solution in sight
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Jack came on home, no more Mexico drawn
Fell into his bottle, Ennis's pawn.
No solution in sight
life became a huge fight
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Jack came on home, no more Mexico drawn
Fell into his bottle, Ennis's pawn.
No solution in sight
life became a huge fight
The only ease in dreams of times foregone
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It's said that on Brokeback it snows in the summer
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Jack came on home, no more Mexico drawn
Fell into his bottle, Ennis's pawn.
No solution in sight
life became a huge fight
The only ease in dreams of times foregone
Excellent finish Marie.....
Now back to our regularly scheduled program...........
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It's said that on Brokeback it snows in the summer
They say sometimes its comes late, sometimes the other.
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It's said that on Brokeback it snows in the summer
They say sometimes its comes late, sometimes the other.
Still the sheep need a-herdin'
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It's said that on Brokeback it snows in the summer
They say sometimes its comes late, sometimes the other.
Still the sheep need a-herdin'
leavin camp became a burden
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It's said that on Brokeback it snows in the summer
They say sometimes its comes late, sometimes the other.
Still the sheep need a-herdin'
leavin camp became a burden
Their need so great to be with one another
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No one could ever have predicted
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No one could have ever predicted
That two men would become so afflicted
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No one could have ever predicted
That two men would become so afflicted
Both haunted by the past
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No one could have ever predicted
That two men would become so afflicted
Both haunted by the past
By a love unsurpassed
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No one could have ever predicted
That two men would become so afflicted
Both haunted by the past
By a love unsurpassed
But their lives were forever conflicted
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That's a good one. :-*
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Thanks, Lynne!
Let's try this (with an ambiguous "she"):
She didn't know what to make of it all
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She didn't know what to make of it all
Regarding Jack Nasty on Ennis' phone call
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She didn't know what to make of it all
Regarding Jack Nasty on Ennis' phone call
A life lived in the shadows
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She didn't know what to make of it all
Regarding Jack Nasty on Ennis' phone call
A life lived in the shadows
Full of big and small woes
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She didn't know what to make of it all
Regarding Jack Nasty or Ennis' phone call
A life lived in the shadows
Full of big and small woes
Over their marriage it did cast a pall.
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How many times did they meet in the middle of out back?
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How many times did they meet in the middle of out back?
Janice - I think we're all stuck in the mud with this starting line...I know I am. If you don't mind, I'm going to change it just a little, see if we can get one going with the same general idea? :-*
Let's try this:
How many times did they meet back of beyond?
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How many times did they meet back of beyond?
Two, three times a year just to maintain their bond;
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How many times did they meet back of beyond?
Two, three times a year just to maintain their bond;
Their time was never enough
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How many times did they meet back of beyond?
Two, three times a year just to maintain their bond;
Their time was never enough
As fate would have with this kind of stuff
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How many times did they meet back of beyond?
Two, three times a year just to maintain their bond;
Their time was never enough
As fate would have with this kind of stuff
They ached to do more than just correspond
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He couldn't wait to get the day's mail
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He couldn't wait to get the day's mail
Twas a bolt through a heart that'd grown frail
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He couldn't wait to get the day's mail
Twas a bolt through a heart that'd grown frail
He read each word with care
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He couldn't wait to get the day's mail
Twas a bolt through a heart that'd grown frail
He read each word with care
"Friend, I'll meet you there..."
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He couldn't wait to get the day's mail
Twas a bolt through a heart that'd grown frail
He read each word with care
"Friend, I'll meet you there..."
His final card was not the Holy Grail.
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Oh, good ending, Janice!
Time moved so slowly in the times between
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Time moved so slowly in the times between
It was never, simple life, so it seemed.
Thanks Marie
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Time moved so slowly in the times between
It was never, simple life, so it seemed.
Everyday seemed the same
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Time moved so slowly in the times between
It was never, simple life, so it seemed.
Everyday seemed the same
Burned, with longings and pain
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Time moved so slowly in the times between
It was never, simple life, so it seemed.
Everyday seemed the same
Burned, with longings and pain
A happy ending just the stuff of a dream.
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Good finish Stonebiscuit!!
They didn't recognize a love
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They didn't recognize a love
That was found in the mountains high above
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They didn't recognize a love
That was found in the mountains high above
They only found fault
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They didn't recognize a love
That was found in the mountains high above
They only found fault
all their feelings in a vault
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They didn't recognize a love
That was found in the mountains high above
They only found fault
all their feelings in a vault
Covered up like a hand inside a glove
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They switched jobs up on the mountain.
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They switched jobs up on the mountain.
Jack doin the cookin and Ennis, sheep countin'
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They switched jobs up on the mountain.
Jack doin the cookin and Ennis, sheep countin'
Ennis liked the outdoors, Jack the can opener.
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They switched jobs up on the mountain.
Jack doin the cookin and Ennis, sheep countin'
Ennis liked the outdoors, Jack the can opener.
But meat Jack did prefer
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They switched jobs up on the mountain.
Jack doin the cookin and Ennis, sheep countin'
Ennis liked the outdoors, Jack the can opener.
But meat Jack did prefer
Ennis killed an elk, so Jack wasnt poutin.
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That first night in tent was a hoot!
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That first night in tent was a hoot!
Jack grabbed his hand like a pervy old coot,
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That first night in tent was a hoot!
Jack grabbed his hand like a pervy old coot,
Put En's hand on his cock
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That first night in tent was a hoot!
Jack grabbed his hand like a pervy old coot,
Put En's hand on his cock
Which was hard as a rock
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That first night in tent was a hoot!
Jack grabbed his hand like a pervy old coot,
Put En's hand on his cock
Which was hard as a rock
they ain't queer? Huh, now that point was moot!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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;)
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That first night in tent was a hoot!
Jack grabbed his hand like a pervy old coot,
Put En's hand on his cock
Which was hard as a rock
they ain't queer? Huh, now that point was moot!
:laugh: I love it! How about:
In the book, Ennis had his own truck
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In the book, Ennis had his own truck,
But when it broke down, he was shit out of luck,
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In the book, Ennis had his own truck,
But when it broke down, he was shit out of luck,
He knew he'd to find a way
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In the book, Ennis had his own truck,
But when it broke down, he was shit out of luck,
He knew he'd to find a way
Just as sure as he was gay
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In the book, Ennis had his own truck,
But when it broke down, he was shit out of luck,
He knew he'd to find a way
Just as sure as he was gay
to get to Jack so that they could fuck
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In the book, Ennis had his own truck,
But when it broke down, he was shit out of luck,
He knew he'd to find a way
Just as sure as he was gay
to get to Jack so that they could fuck
:laugh: You knew exactly where I was going with that first line! How about:
Some problems in life are very complex
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Some problems in life are very complex
but not when it came to tent sex
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Some problems in life are very complex
but not when it came to tent sex
A little spit,
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Some problems in life are very complex
but not when it came to tent sex
A little spit,
the night was a hit
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Some problems in life are very complex
but not when it came to tent sex
A little spit,
the night was a hit
Their pleasure did reach an apex
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Top or bottom, gentle or rough, fast or slow,
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Top or bottom, gentle or rough, fast or slow,
Ennis liked the direction that Jack did go
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Top or bottom, gentle or rough, fast or slow,
Ennis liked the direction that Jack did go
But the beans were too many
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Top or bottom, gentle or rough, fast or slow,
Ennis liked the direction that Jack did go
But the beans were too many
and Jack didn't want any
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Top or bottom, gentle or rough, fast or slow,
Ennis liked the direction that Jack did go
But the beans were too many
and Jack didn't want any
And Ennis made sure that he told the Basque so!
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She had the feeling he wasn't enthused
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She had the feeling he wasn't enthused,
When he flipped her over, he made her feel used
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She had the feeling he wasn't enthused,
When he flipped her over, he made her feel used
She took a job at Monroe's
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She had the feeling he wasn't enthused,
When he flipped her over, he made her feel used
She took a job at Monroe's,
You know how it goes,
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She had the feeling he wasn't enthused,
When he flipped her over, he made her feel used
She took a job at Monroe's,
You know how it goes,
With men, Alma sure was confused.
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Jack pronounced, "Well I won't",
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Jack pronounced, "Well I won't",
suggested sheep eating, Ennis said "Don't!"
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Jack pronounced, "Well I won't",
suggested sheep eating, Ennis said "Don't!"
there's a thousand of 'em,
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Jack pronounced, "Well I won't",
Suggested sheep eating, Ennis said "Don't!"
There's a thousand of 'em,
I don't see the problem,
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Jack pronounced, "Well I won't",
Suggested sheep eating, Ennis said "Don't!"
There's a thousand of 'em,
I don't see the problem,
Elk's better than mutton, you know't.
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The coyote scampered on out of his sight,
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The coyote scampered on out of his sight,
Jack's aim sucked, try as he might,
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The coyote scampered on out of his sight,
Jack's aim sucked, try as he might.
"Damn it! Shit!" he exclaimed,
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The coyote scampered on out of his sight,
Jack's aim sucked, try as he might.
"Damn it! Shit!" he exclaimed
the more he tried, the worse he aimed
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The coyote scampered on out of his sight,
Jack's aim sucked, try as he might.
"Damn it! Shit!" he exclaimed
the more he tried, the worse he aimed
And dinner would be beans that night.
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Jack and Randall spread their legs on the bench,
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Jack and Randall spread their legs on the bench
Had Ennis known, he'd've taken revenge
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Jack and Randall spread their legs on the bench
Had Ennis known, he'd've taken revenge
They spoke of Roy Taylor,
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Jack and Randall spread their legs on the bench
Had Ennis known, he'd've taken revenge
They spoke of Roy Taylor,
Jack winked, "Hello sailor!"
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Jack and Randall spread their legs on the bench
Had Ennis known, he'd've taken revenge
They spoke of Roy Taylor,
Jack winked, "Hello sailor!"
Soon enough they found themselves in a clench
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Mrs Twist offered Ennis some cherry cake
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Mrs Twist offered Ennis some cherry cake,
Couldn't eat no cake now, make no mistake,
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Mrs Twist offered Ennis some cherry cake,
Couldn't eat no cake now, make no mistake,
Had some coffee instead,
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Mrs Twist offered Ennis some cherry cake,
Couldn't eat no cake now, make no mistake,
Had some coffee instead,
But life was worthless since Jack was dead :'(
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How about fixin' it this way?
Mrs Twist offered Ennis some cherry cake,
Couldn't eat no cake now, make no mistake,
Had some coffee instead,
Since Jack was dead :'(
When Sonja decided to put on the brakes!
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Or like this:
Mrs Twist offered Ennis some cherry cake,
Couldn't eat no cake now, make no mistake,
Had some coffee instead,
But life was worthless since Jack was dead :'(
I'm gonna rhyme whatever it takes!
(since you put an extra s in, I can do it too!!)
;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-*
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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You guys are too funny! ;D
Ennis always had more bills than cash
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Ennis always had more bills than cash
He quit jobs, which was rather rash,
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Ennis always had more bills than cash
He quit jobs, which was rather rash,
What else was he to do
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Ennis always had more bills than cash
He quit jobs, which was rather rash,
What else was he to do
must be with Jack, it's true
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Ennis always had more bills than cash
He quit jobs, which was rather rash,
What else was he to do
must be with Jack, it's true
in order to give us inspiration for slash
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;D Good one!
Comparing apples to other round things,
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Comparing apples to other round things,
Ennis proceeded to shed his underthings,
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Comparing apples to other round things,
Ennis proceeded to shed his underthings.
The water was all his,
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Comparing apples to other round things,
Ennis proceeded to shed his underthings.
The water was all his,
The warshrag did its biz,
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Comparing apples to other round things,
Ennis proceeded to shed his underthings.
The water was all his,
The warshrag did its biz,
Cleanin' the apples under his ding-a-ling!
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Haha! (of course, Ennis didn't have no underthings to shed...)
Next:
In the back of Lureen's Daddy's car,
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In the back of Lureen's Daddy's car,
She showed Jack her flashy new bra.
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In the back of Lureen's Daddy's car,
She showed Jack her flashy new bra.
"You are in a hurry",
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In the back of Lureen's Daddy's car,
She showed Jack her flashy new bra.
"You are in a hurry,"
Clothes came off in a flurry,
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In the back of Lureen's Daddy's car,
She showed Jack her flashy new bra.
"You are in a hurry,"
Clothes came off in a flurry,
Without Ennis it was rather blah
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To Alberta came a filmmaker named Ang,
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To Alberta came a filmmaker named Ang,
with him came Heath, Jake and the whole gang
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To Alberta came a filmmaker named Ang,
with him came Heath, Jake and the whole gang.
They lived in a trailer,
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To Alberta came a filmmaker named Ang,
with him came Heath, Jake and the whole gang.
They lived in a trailer,
Though Ang was no jailer,
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To Alberta came a filmmaker named Ang,
with him came Heath, Jake and the whole gang.
They lived in a trailer,
Though Ang was no jailer
The film he made started a whole shebang
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In the back of Lureen's Daddy's car,
She showed Jack her flashy new bra.
"You are in a hurry,"
Clothes came off in a flurry,
Without Ennis it was rather blah
:laugh:
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"You came back looking all perky",
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You came back looking all perky",
She said after they'd all eaten turkey
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"You came back looking all perky",
She said after they'd all eaten turkey.
She called our Jack "Nasty",
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"You came back looking all perky",
She said after they'd all eaten turkey.
She called our Jack "Nasty,"
Not our Jack?! How ghastly!
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"You came back looking all perky",
She said after they'd all eaten turkey.
She called our Jack "Nasty,"
Not our Jack?! How ghastly!
And then Ennis ran out herky-jerky
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Them soup boxes are hard to pack
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Them soup boxes are hard to pack
"I don't eat soup," Ennis quipped back,
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Them soup boxes are hard to pack
"I don't eat soup," Ennis quipped back
But when Jack didn't want any beans
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Them soup boxes are hard to pack,
"I don't eat soup," Ennis quipped back.
But when Jack didn't want any beans,
Ennis pulled on his jeans,
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Them soup boxes are hard to pack,
"I don't eat soup," Ennis quipped back.
But when Jack didn't want any beans,
Ennis pulled on his jeans
And went to shoot an elk for Jack.
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Aguirre had a secret life as a spy
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Aguirre had a secret life as a spy
Every single day he used to pry
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Is it against the rules to do all the remaining lines?
I just suddenly had this in my head......
Aguirre had a secret life as a spy
Every single day he used to pry
When our guys stemmed the rose
He wanted to be close
Said to himself, "I sure want to try".
Sorry, sorry, sorry if I broke the rules.
Just delete it then. Or excommunicate me, or whatever...
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Oh Jesus! Give that girl a gold star!!! :laugh: :laugh:
Ha, ha, don't excommunicate her please!!! ;)
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Aguirre had a secret life as a spy
Every single day he used to pry
When our guys stemmed the rose
He wanted to be close
Said to himself, "I sure want to try".
:laugh: :laugh: Perfect! Here's your gold star!
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z196/mariez65/gold_star.gif)
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Thank you Donna and Marie!! :-*
I love my gold star! ;)
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In the book, Ennis had his own truck,
But when it broke down, he was shit out of luck,
He knew he'd to find a way
Just as sure as he was gay
to get to Jack so that they could fuck
:laugh: Sorry I missed the uncensored limerick festival!
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Two 'queer' 'cowboys' walked into a bar
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Two 'queer' 'cowboys' walked into a bar
sat close to each other, not far
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Two 'queer' 'cowboys' walked into a bar
sat close to each other, not far.
Happy Birthday, Paul,
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Two 'queer' 'cowboys' walked into a bar
sat close to each other, not far.
Happy Birthday, Paul,
Off topic? Not at all,
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Insert Quote
Two 'queer' 'cowboys' walked into a bar
sat close to each other, not far.
Happy Birthday, Paul,
Off topic? Not at all,
Time he had his own'' walk in'' star!
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Poor dear Ennis just wasn't much fun
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Poor dear Ennis just wasn't much fun
He wasn't even a 'party' of one
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Poor dear Ennis just wasn't much fun
He wasn't even a 'party' of one
Wasn't one for chit chat
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Poor dear Ennis just wasn't much fun
He wasn't even a 'party' of one
Wasn't one for chit chat,
Kept it under his hat,
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Poor dear Ennis just wasn't much fun
He wasn't even a 'party' of one
Wasn't one for chit chat,
Kept it under his hat,
For his sadness was second to none.
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LaShawn was a lively little gal,
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LaShawn was a lively little gal,
Treated Lureen like her best pal,
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LaShawn was a lively little gal,
Treated Lureen like her best pal,
While powdering noses,
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LaShawn was a lively little gal,
Treated Lureen like her best pal,
While powdering noses,
But not stemmin' roses,
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LaShawn was a lively little gal,
Treated Lureen like her best pal,
While powdering noses,
But not stemmin' roses
She talked non-stop in any locale
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There once was a young man from Sage,
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There once was a young man from Sage,
Liked to fight and fly into a rage,
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There once was a young man from Sage,
Liked to fight and fly into a rage,
But had a tender heart
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There once was a young man from Sage,
Liked to fight and fly into a rage,
But had a tender heart
And with beans he would fart,
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There once was a young man from Sage,
Liked to fight and fly into a rage,
But had a tender heart
And with beans he would fart,
Oh Jeez, can't we just turn the page!
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There once was a young man from Sage,
Liked to fight and fly into a rage,
But had a tender heart
And with beans he would fart,
Oh Jeez, can't we just turn the page!
:laugh: :laugh: Okay, how about:
There were drawbacks to an enclosed tent
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There were drawbacks to an enclosed tent,
When so much time eating beans was spent,
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There were drawbacks to an enclosed tent,
When so much time eating beans was spent,
Those legumes cause gaseousness,
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There were drawbacks to an enclosed tent,
When so much time eating beans was spent,
Those legumes cause gaseousness,
Very difficult to suppress
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There were drawbacks to an enclosed tent,
When so much time eating beans was spent,
Those legumes cause gaseousness,
Very difficult to suppress,
But neither one cared enough to resent.
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Farting is abound in this thread
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Farting is abound in this thread,
No! Surely it is all in your head,
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Farting is abound in this thread,
No! Surely it is all in your head,
A matter of fact its from the other end.
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Farting is abound in this thread,
No! Surely it is all in your head,
A matter of fact its from the other end
Just a little gas between friends
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Farting is abound in this thread,
No! Surely it is all in your head,
A matter of fact its from the other end
Just a little gas between friends
and it helps to warm up the bed
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Ewwwww......
;D ;D
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Ennis said that tent don't look right
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Ennis said that tent don't look right
Jack thought he was starting a fight
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Ennis said that tent don't look right
Jack thought he was starting a fight
The harmonica weren't broke,
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Ennis said that tent don't look right
Jack thought he was starting a fight
The harmonica weren't broke,
They had a whiskey and a smoke
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Ennis said that tent don't look right
Jack thought he was starting a fight
The harmonica weren't broke,
They had a whiskey and a smoke
And tested that tent for the rest of the night.
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The coming snow had a metal scent
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The coming snow had a metal scent
In one's mountain encounter it may put a dent
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The coming snow had a metal scent
In one's mountain encounter it may put a dent.
When the snow's metal smellin',
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The coming snow had a metal scent
In one's mountain encounter it may put a dent.
When the snow's metal smellin',
"Bring 'em down," it's tellin',
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The coming snow had a metal scent
In one's mountain encounter it may put a dent.
When the snow's metal smellin',
"Bring 'em down," it's tellin',
They should've told Aguirre, "Get bent!"
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A shot rang out and the elk staggered,
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A shot rang out and the elk staggered,
A diet of beans caused the boys to be haggard,
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A shot rang out and the elk staggered,
A diet of beans caused the boys to be haggard,
that night they did eat
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A shot rang out and the elk staggered,
A diet of beans caused the boys to be haggard,
That night they did eat
Their fill of elk meat,
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A shot rang out and the elk staggered,
A diet of beans caused the boys to be haggard,
That night they did eat
Their fill of elk meat,
but going to the tent, Ennis became a laggard
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Ennis followed Jack down the street for a beer
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Ennis followed Jack down the street for a beer,
He whispered when he knew Aguirre couldn't hear,
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Ennis followed Jack down the street for a beer,
He whispered when he knew Aguirre couldn't hear
"I like the look of your ass"
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Ennis followed Jack down the street for a beer,
He whispered when he knew Aguirre couldn't hear
"I like the look of your ass"
He thought the feeling would pass,
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Ennis followed Jack down the street for a beer,
He whispered when he knew Aguirre couldn't hear
"I like the look of your ass"
He thought the feeling would pass
It didn't, but caused Ennis a lot of fear.
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None of Ennis or Jack was queer
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None of Ennis or Jack was queer
although after a couple of beers
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None of Ennis or Jack was queer
although after a couple of beers
their straightness might go away
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None of Ennis or Jack was queer
although after a couple of beers
their straightness might go away
like the sun on a rainy day
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None of Ennis or Jack was queer
although after a couple of beers
their straightness might go away
like the sun on a rainy day
and they both felt that heaven was near.
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The limerick was written entirely by Swedes
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The limerick was written entirely by Swedes
two women who are proud of their deeds
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The limerick was written entirely by Swedes
two women who are proud of their deeds
They went to Alberta
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The limerick was written entirely by Swedes
two women who are proud of their deeds
They went to Alberta
Along with a herd o'
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The limerick was written entirely by Swedes
two women who are proud of their deeds
They went to Alberta
Along with a herd o'
And cleared campsite #1 for weeds.
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Jack and Ennis went drinkin 'n talkin 'n all
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The limerick was written entirely by Swedes
two women who are proud of their deeds
They went to Alberta
Along with a herd o'
And cleared campsite #1 for weeds.
:laugh:
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Jack and Ennis went drinkin 'n talkin 'n all
Jack tried to give Ennis a (S)ignal
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Jack and Ennis went drinkin 'n talkin 'n all
Jack tried to give Ennis a (S)ignal
They went to Siesta
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Jack and Ennis went drinkin 'n talkin 'n all
Jack tried to give Ennis a (S)ignal
They went to Siesta
For a sex-filled fiesta,
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Jack and Ennis went drinkin 'n talkin 'n all
Jack tried to give Ennis a (S)ignal
They went to Siesta
For a sex-filled fiesta,
jouncing the bed, making dents in the wall
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"He drank a lot", Lureen told Ennis
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"He drank a lot", Lureen told Ennis
she said with yellow teeth, needing a dentist,
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"He drank a lot", Lureen told Ennis
she said with yellow teeth, needing a dentist,
where blue bird sing
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"He drank a lot", Lureen told Ennis,
she said with yellow teeth, needing a dentist,
where blue bird sing,
Her dentist, Dr. Ming
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"He drank a lot", Lureen told Ennis,
she said with yellow teeth, needing a dentist,
where blue bird sing,
Her dentist, Dr. Ming,
Waited for her together with Jack Twist
::)
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Ennis --- dentist??
Hmmm...... ::)
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Monika, you up for a Swenglish one? ;)
Tonight we're watching Brokeback on TV 1 ( off topic: YAY!!! )
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Tonight we're watching Brokeback on TV 1,
While the Americans plan some Labor Day fun,
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Tonight we're watching Brokeback on TV 1,
While the Americans plan some Labor Day fun,
We put our feet up
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Tonight we're watching Brokeback on TV 1,
While the Americans plan some Labor Day fun,
We put our feet up
and fill up a cup
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( off topic: YAY!!! )
Yes! I´m walking around in my apartment and looking at the clock. One hour to go!
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Yes! I´m walking around in my apartment and looking at the clock. One hour to go!
Only half an hour now!!!!
;D
(prata efteråt?)
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Tonight we're watching Brokeback on TV 1,
While the Americans plan some Labor Day fun,
We put our feet up
and fill up a cup
and make sure all today's work is done.
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Only half an hour now!!!!
;D
(prata efteråt?)
yes! have been to the store to buy snacks and bevs!
jag ringer!
and sorry for totally kidnapping this thread!
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Alternative take:
Tonight we're watching Brokeback on TV 1
about how Ennis and Jack first met,
they fell in love, then parted
and their misery started,
my handkerchief will be soaking wet.
( "one" in Swedish is "ett")
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Can't wait to see the Brokeback follow-up: Lureen and Dr. Ming.....
Up on Brokeback it pays not to mingle sheep
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Lureen and doctor Ming? That´s almost so wrong that it is right...
Up on Brokeback it pays not to mingle sheep
As it leaves more time to stem the rose - deep
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Up on Brokeback it pays not to mingle sheep
As it leaves more time to stem the rose - deep
Hey, leave those sheep alone
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Up on Brokeback it pays not to mingle sheep
As it leaves more time to stem the rose - deep
Hey, leave those sheep alone
Or I´ll use my phone
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Up on Brokeback it pays not to mingle sheep
As it leaves more time to stem the rose - deep
Hey, leave those sheep alone
Or I´ll use my phone
to get you tickets to New Zealand, you creep!
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^^^^^^^^^
;D :laugh:
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The sillyness in this thread is overwhelming
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The sillyness in this thread is overwhelming
A trip to the whiskey spring we shall be helming
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The sillyness in this thread is overwhelming
A trip to the whiskey spring we shall be helming
We'll immerse ourselves in the liquid
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The sillyness in this thread is overwhelming
A trip to the whiskey spring we shall be helming
We'll immerse ourselves in the liquid
Like Ennis and Jack often did
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The sillyness in this thread is overwhelming
A trip to the whiskey spring we shall be helming
We'll immerse ourselves in the liquid
Like Ennis and Jack often did
In the fic written by el wing
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The sillyness in this thread is overwhelming
A trip to the whiskey spring we shall be helming
We'll immerse ourselves in the liquid
Like Ennis and Jack often did
Not just the Bluebirds, but we will be singing
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Ennis felt Jack's hand on his thigh
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Ennis felt Jack's hand on his thigh
Said, "Watch it friend, dear Alma's right by"
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Ennis felt Jack's hand on his thigh
Said, "Watch it friend, dear Alma's right by"
But Jack said, "what the hell, you're my man"
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Ennis felt Jack's hand on his thigh
Said, "Watch it friend, dear Alma's right by"
But Jack said, "what the hell, you're my man"
Alma can pound sand,
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Ennis felt Jack's hand on his thigh
Said, "Watch it friend, dear Alma's right by"
But Jack said, "what the hell, you're my man"
Alma can pound sand,
"If she says shit, I spit in her eye!"
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That goddamn pup tent smells like cat piss or worse
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That goddamn pup tent smells like cat piss or worse,
Does Fluffy have no litterbox, or outside source?
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That goddamn pup tent smells like cat piss or worse,
Does Fluffy have no litterbox, or outside source?
Even an empty can of beans would do
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That goddamn pup tent smells like cat piss or worse,
Does Fluffy have no litterbox, or outside source?
Even an empty can of beans would do,
When a cat must pee or poo,
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That goddamn pup tent smells like cat piss or worse,
Does Fluffy have no litterbox, or outside source?
Even an empty can of beans would do,
When a cat must pee or poo,
but still, I guess cat piss is better than piss of a horse
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but still, I guess cat piss is better than piss of a horse
words to live by.....
:)
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LOL!
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Jack and Ennis both grew up with hard lives
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Jack and Ennis both grew up with hard lives
None of them was happy with their wives
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Jack and Ennis both grew up with hard lives
None of them was happy with their wives
meet on the mountain to fuck
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Jack and Ennis both grew up with hard lives
None of them was happy with their wives
meet on the mountain to fuck
but ran out of luck
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Jack and Ennis both grew up with hard lives
None of them was happy with their wives
meet on the mountain to fuck
but ran out of luck
and away from Jack, Ennis did drive.
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That horse got a low startle point!
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That horse got a low startle point!
don't ride it, just light up a joint.
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That horse got a low startle point!
don't ride it, just light up a joint.
They smoked some weed,
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That horse got a low startle point!
don't ride it, just light up a joint.
They smoked some weed,
And worked up the need,
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That horse got a low startle point!
don't ride it, just light up a joint.
They smoked some weed,
And worked up the need,
Their smoky Brokeback loveshack to anoint
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Aguirre suggests they get their scrawny asses in there pronto
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Aguirre suggests they get their scrawny asses in there pronto
Ennis lead, Jack followed, like Tonto
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Aguirre suggests they get their scrawny asses in there pronto
Ennis lead, Jack followed, like Tonto.
But when the phone rang,
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Aguirre suggests they get their scrawny asses in there pronto
Ennis lead, Jack followed, like Tonto.
But when the phone rang,
and the bluebirds sang
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Aguirre suggests they get their scrawny asses in there pronto
Ennis lead, Jack followed, like Tonto.
But when the phone rang,
and the bluebirds sang
The boys ogled each other as was their wont to.
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Ur 2 fast 4 me!
Aguirre wondered where his shepherds had gone to,
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Ur 2 fast 4 me!
Aguirre wondered where his shepherds had gone to,
Haha! I like yours!
Sonja sure is offering first lines that are a challenge to rhyme.
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OK, here's a new one:
Fayette's hair was always well coiffed,
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Fayette's hair was always well coiffed,
Rising into the air, floating aloft,
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Fayette's hair was always well coiffed,
How's that pronounced?
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Sonja sure is offering first lines that are a challenge to rhyme.
;D
There's gotta be some justice in this world!
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How's that pronounced?
Rhymes with "aloft".
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Fayette's hair was always well coiffed,
Rising into the air, floating aloft,
She married LD,
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How's that pronounced?
kinda like......kwofft, if that makes any sense. :laugh: short "o", not a long one.
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Fayette's hair was always well coiffed,
Rising into the air, floating aloft,
She married LD,
who was mean as could be
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Fayette's hair was always well coiffed,
Rising into the air, floating aloft,
She married LD,
who was mean as could be,
And had a belly that was jiggly and soft!
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Rhymes with "aloft".
Caloft?????
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kinda like......kwofft, if that makes any sense. :laugh: short "o", not a long one.
Oh yes, that makes sense! :)
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Next one....
Some English words are so hard to pronounce,
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Some English words are so hard to pronounce,
Like condiments, Ennis renounced,
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Some English words are so hard to pronounce,
Like condiments, Ennis renounced
Instead, he said "huh?"
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Some English words are so hard to pronounce,
Like condiments, Ennis renounced
Instead, he said "huh?"
Silently to himself, Monroe whispered "duh!"
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Some English words are so hard to pronounce,
Like condiments, Ennis renounced
Instead, he said "huh?"
Silently to himself, Monroe whispered "duh!"
then "ketchup" Monroe did announce
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He rubbed his palms together over the fire,
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He rubbed his palms together over the fire,
thinkin´on this situation so fuckin´ dire
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He rubbed his palms together over the fire,
thinkin´on this situation so fuckin´ dire
Coulda been a sweet life,
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He rubbed his palms together over the fire,
thinkin´on this situation so fuckin´ dire
Coulda been a sweet life,
if it hadn´t been for a little detail; a wife.
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LOL Monika!
You beat me to it twice, both the "dire" and the "wife" lines, you posted while I was typing more or less the same!!
;D
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He rubbed his palms together over the fire,
thinkin´on this situation so fuckin´ dire
Coulda been a sweet life,
if it hadn´t been for a little detail; a wife
And of course, it all ended with a tire.
:'(
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LOL Monika!
You beat me to it twice, both the "dire" and the "wife" lines, you posted while I was typing more or less the same!!
;D
*Lifts hands from keyboard. Steps away from computer*
:laugh:
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Jack made googly eyes out the tent door,
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Jack mage googly eyes out the tent door,
to out where the eagles freely could soar
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Jack mage googly eyes out the tent door,
to out where the eagles freely could soar
Wished they could stay inside
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Jack mage googly eyes out the tent door,
out to where the eagles freely could soar
Wished they could stay inside,
from the approaching winter hide
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Jack made googly eyes out the tent door,
out to where the eagles freely could soar
Wished they could stay inside,
from the approaching winter hide
But them eagles would crap all over the floor!
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Said Ennis, "there are no reins on this one",
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Said Ennis, "there are no reins on this one",
Down on his knees, but his praying all done,
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Said Ennis, "there are no reins on this one",
Down on his knees, but his praying all done,
Jack said "While you're down there....."
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Said Ennis, "there are no reins on this one",
Down on his knees, but his praying all done,
Jack said "While you're down there.....
I've got something you won't find on a mare"
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Said Ennis, "there are no reins on this one",
Down on his knees, but his praying all done,
Jack said "While you're down there.....
I've got something you won't find on a mare"
Then Ennis and Jack had some fun!
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"Who's got the snowball?" he asked with a grin,
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"Who's got the snowball?" he asked with a grin,
trying to prevent it from spilling down his chin
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"Who's got the snowball?" he asked with a grin,
trying to prevent it from spilling down his chin.
That gooey wad of spunk,
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"Who's got the snowball?" he asked with a grin,
trying to prevent it from spilling down his chin.
That gooey wad of spunk
would never please a monk
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"Who's got the snowball?" he asked with a grin,
trying to prevent it from spilling down his chin.
That gooey wad of spunk
would never please a monk,
Who would consider snowballing a sin!
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LOL Donna!!!
This is fun!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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These limericks aren't suitable for minors
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These limericks aren't suitable for minors,
They have lots of cocks in them, but no vaginas,
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These limericks aren't suitable for minors,
They have lots of cocks in them, but no vaginas,
Avert your eyes
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These limericks aren't suitable for minors,
They have lots of cocks in them, but no vaginas,
Avert your eyes,
Words from the wise,
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These limericks aren't suitable for minors,
They have lots of cocks in them, but no vaginas,
Avert your eyes,
Words from the wise
And lets choose where to eat of all the diners!
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Ennis would blush if he read this thread
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Ennis would blush if he read this thread,
We ladies and the few gents would knock him out dead,
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Ennis would blush if he read this thread,
We ladies and the few gents would knock him out dead,
Jack on the other hand
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Ennis would blush if he read this thread,
We ladies and the few gents would knock him out dead,
Jack on the other hand
Would join the fun, and,
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Ennis would blush if he read this thread,
We ladies and the few gents would knock him out dead,
Jack on the other hand
Would join the fun, and,
get smutty as soon as the thought entered his head!
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On a lone highway sped a lonely white truck
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On a lone highway sped a lonely white truck
With only a paper sack, he went to try his luck,
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On a lone highway sped a lonely white truck
With only a paper sack, he went to try his luck,
A country boy with no prospects,
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On a lone highway sped a lonely white truck
With only a paper sack, he went to try his luck,
A country boy with no prospects,
And nought on his mind but hot sex,
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On a lone highway sped a lonely white truck
With only a paper sack, he went to try his luck,
A country boy with no prospects,
And nought on his mind but hot sex,
It wouldn't be long before he'd first fuck!
Sorry, I was very distracted by southendmd's new gah graphics...
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On a lone highway sped a lonely white truck
With only a paper sack, he went to try his luck,
A country boy with no prospects,
And nought on his mind but hot sex,
It wouldn't be long before he'd first fuck!
Sorry, I was very distracted by southendmd's new gah graphics...
:laugh: :laugh:
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One night Randal met the man of his dreams,
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One night Randal met the man of his dreams,
but not everything is what it seems,
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One night Randal met the man of his dreams,
but not everything is what it seems,
Jack loved only Del Mar
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One night Randal met the man of his dreams,
but not everything is what it seems,
Jack loved only Del Mar
drove to him by car
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One night Randal met the man of his dreams,
but not everything is what it seems,
Jack loved only Del Mar
drove to him by car
nothing could come between two cowboy queens
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On their way back from untangling their sheep,
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On their way back from untangling their sheep,
The last thing the boys had on their mind was sleep
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On their way back from untangling their sheep,
The last thing the boys had on their mind was sleep
got back in the tent
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On their way back from untangling their sheep,
The last thing the boys had on their mind was sleep
got back in the tent,
Where the evening was spent
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On their way back from untangling their sheep,
The last thing the boys had on their mind was sleep
got back in the tent,
Where the evening was spent
In the morning they found themselves in a tangled heap!
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Uncle Harold was in the hospital with pneumonia
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Uncle Harold was in the hospital with pneumonia
Jack's mom went to visit and brought him a begonia
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Uncle Harold was in the hospital with pneumonia
Jack's mom went to visit and brought him a begonia
Uncle Harold felt better
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Uncle Harold was in the hospital with pneumonia
Jack's mom went to visit and brought him a begonia
Uncle Harold felt better
Decided to write Jack a letter
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Uncle Harold was in the hospital with pneumonia
Jack's mom went to visit and brought him a begonia
Uncle Harold felt better
Decided to write Jack a letter
But Jack and Ennis were on honeymoon in Patagonia
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Uncle Harold was in the hospital with pneumonia
Jack's mom went to visit and brought him a begonia
Uncle Harold felt better
Decided to write Jack a letter
But Jack and Ennis were on honeymoon in Patagonia
awwww!
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Maybe a rather unusual place for a honeymoon...... ::)
But a serious limerick-er has to make sacrifices!!!
;D :laugh:
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Patagonia is actually quite beautiful. And the boys do love the mountains!
The boys admired the peaceful mountain scenery,
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The boys admired the peaceful mountain scenery,
Jack was grateful there was no bean-ery
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The boys admired the peaceful mountain scenery,
Jack was grateful there was no bean-ery
Ennis enjoyed dancing tango
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The boys admired the peaceful mountain scenery,
Jack was grateful there was no bean-ery
Ennis enjoyed dancing tango,
And they nibbled on mango,
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The boys admired the peaceful mountain scenery,
Jack was grateful there was no bean-ery
Ennis enjoyed dancing tango,
And they nibbled on mango,
spilled, and went to a cleanery.
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The limericks are getting rather silly
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The limericks are getting rather silly
And the rhymes a bit desperate..uhm..Billy
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The limericks are getting rather silly
And the rhymes a bit desperate..uhm..Billy
But the sun rises every morning
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The limericks are getting rather silly
And the rhymes a bit desperate..uhm..Billy
But the sun rises every morning
replies appear without warning
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The limericks are getting rather silly
And the rhymes a bit desperate..uhm..Billy
But the sun rises every morning
replies appear without warning
We are as unpredictable as Jack´s filly
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Jack said his filly wasn't gonna throw him
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Jack said his filly wasn't gonna throw him
Ennis gazed at him from under his hat rim
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Jack said his filly wasn't gonna throw him
Ennis gazed at him from under his hat rim
But Jack was thrown
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Jack said his filly wasn't gonna throw him
Ennis gazed at him from under his hat rim
But Jack was thrown
And when his harmonica was next blown,
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Jack said his filly wasn't gonna throw him
Ennis gazed at him from under his hat rim
But Jack was thrown
And when his harmonica was next blown,
he thought reality can be pretty grim.
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Up on Brokeback they pastured the wollies,
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Up on Brokeback they pastured the wollies,
sheltered from the smalltown bullies
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Up on Brokeback they pastured the wollies,
sheltered from the smalltown bullies
The sheep grazed the grass,
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Up on Brokeback they pastured the wollies,
sheltered from the smalltown bullies
The sheep grazed the grass,
they sure knew how to make the time pass
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Up on Brokeback they pastured the wollies,
sheltered from the smalltown bullies
The sheep grazed the grass,
they sure knew how to make the time pass
And more and more they began to ignore their duties
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(oops, Monika, yours came in first. here's an alternative:)
Up on Brokeback they pastured the wollies,
sheltered from the smalltown bullies
The sheep grazed the grass,
they sure knew how to make the time pass
And the hoist up the bacon on pullies.
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Up on Brokeback they pastured the wollies,
sheltered from the smalltown bullies
The sheep grazed the grass,
they sure knew how to make the time pass,
Hung their food up using a thingy with pulleys!
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I have a brain cramp!
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hehe hat trick!
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haha! we all posted within seconds!
shiiit, I can't even spell pulleys.
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I have a brain cramp!
:laugh: :laugh:
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haha! we all posted within seconds!
shiiit, I can't even spell pulleys.
You couldn't spell your rhyme right either! ;D :laugh: :laugh: ;D
And the hoist up the bacon on pullies.
Say what?
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Three Brokies post within seconds
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Three Brokies post within seconds
To meet the challenge the limerick beckons,
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Three Brokies post within seconds
To meet the challenge the limerick beckons,
What to write for the third line?
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Three Brokies post within seconds
To meet the challenge the limerick beckons,
What to write for the third line?
how to make the limerick shine
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Three Brokies post within seconds
To meet the challenge the limerick beckons,
What to write for the third line?
how to make the limerick shine
And to meet the measure the meter reckons.
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:laugh: :laugh:
Seconds turned into days, days turned into years
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Seconds turned into days, days turned into years
Ennis continued to be led by his fears,
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Seconds turned into days, days turned into years
Ennis continued to be led by his fears,
No sweet life for him,
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Seconds turned into days, days turned into years
Ennis continued to be led by his fears,
No sweet life for him,
His prospects were dim,
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Seconds turned into days, days turned into years
Ennis continued to be led by his fears,
No sweet life for him,
His prospects were dim
Even when Jack grabbed him by his ears.
(see Paul's sig line) ;D
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You ranch stiffs ain't never no good
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You ranch stiffs ain't never no good
He quipped as they smoked in the sheep's 'hood,
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You ranch stiffs ain't never no good
He quipped as they smoked in the sheep's 'hood,
They didn't respond
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You ranch stiffs ain't never no good
He quipped as they smoked in the sheep's 'hood,
They didn't respond,
As their last day had dawned,
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You ranch stiffs ain't never no good
He quipped as they smoked in the sheep's 'hood,
They didn't respond,
As their last day had dawned
and both of them were in a crappy mood
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Grab a cowboy by the ears and kiss him,
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Grab a cowboy by the ears and kiss him,
That's Paul's sig line you've been dissin'
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Grab a cowboy by the ears and kiss him,
That's Paul's sig line you've been dissin'
He'll kiss you in return
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Grab a cowboy by the ears and kiss him,
That's Paul's sig line you've been dissin'
He'll kiss you in return
And give you a whisker-burn,
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Grab a cowboy by the ears and kiss him,
That's Paul's sig line you've been dissin'
He'll kiss you in return
And give you a whisker-burn
and for the rest of your life you're gonna miss him.
:'(
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"Ennis nearly poked my eye out," said Jack,
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Grab a cowboy by the ears and kiss him,
That's Paul's sig line you've been dissin'
He'll kiss you in return
And give you a whisker-burn
and for the rest of your life you're gonna miss him.
:'(
well that was just sad...
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"Ennis nearly poked my eye out," said Jack
during that ferocious kissing attack
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hehe good thing you got to it before I did, Sonja.
That first line by Gwyllion got me thinking dirty thoughts....
:laugh:
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"Ennis nearly poked my eye out," said Jack
during that ferocious kissing attack
"Nearly broke my nose too",
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well that was just sad...
Well, that's the bottom line of it all.... :(
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hehe good thing you got to it before I did, Sonja.
That first line by Gwyllion got me thinking dirty thoughts....
:laugh:
My mind boggles..... ;D
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"Ennis nearly poked my eye out," said Jack
during that ferocious kissing attack
"Nearly broke my nose too",
You won't believe what a kiss can do,
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"Ennis nearly poked my eye out," said Jack
during that ferocious kissing attack
"Nearly broke my nose too",
You won't believe what a kiss can do,
And soon they were bound for Brokeback
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"Ennis nearly poked my eye out," said Jack
during that ferocious kissing attack
"Nearly broke my nose too",
You won't believe what a kiss can do,
And soon they were bound for Brokeback
We wish.....
That's what should have happened!!
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How the hell was Ennis supposed to know he was in love
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How the hell was Ennis supposed to know he was in love,
Ennis wondered, head down, looking at his glove
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How the hell was Ennis supposed to know he was in love,
Ennis wondered, head down, looking at his glove
The one he bought in the general store in Cowley
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How the hell was Ennis supposed to know he was in love,
Ennis wondered, head down, looking at his glove
The one he bought in the general store in Cowley
Hoping it made him look more worldly
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How the hell was Ennis supposed to know he was in love,
Ennis wondered, head down, looking at his glove
The one he bought in the general store in Cowley
Hoping it made him look more worldly
and not as someone coming from above
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Now I'm going to bed cos it's late in Sweden
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Now I'm going to bed cos it's late in Sweden
Not even Ennis can keep Sonja´s eyes open
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Now I'm going to bed cos it's late in Sweden
Not even Ennis can keep Sonja´s eyes open
She'll dream of our boys,
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Now I'm going to bed cos it's late in Sweden
Not even Ennis can keep Sonja´s eyes open
She'll dream of our boys,
And their lovemaking noise
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Now I'm going to bed cos it's late in Sweden
Not even Ennis can keep Sonja´s eyes open
She'll dream of our boys,
And their lovemaking noise,
And tomorrow she'll be back here to greet'em!
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One day Ennis developed sore knees
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One day Ennis developed sore knees
From sending up a prayer of thanks, please
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One day Ennis developed sore knees
From sending up a prayer of thanks, please
Couldn't get up from the tent floor
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One day Ennis developed sore knees
From sending up a prayer of thanks, please
Couldn't get up from the tent floor
so Jack asked for more
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One day Ennis developed sore knees
From sending up a prayer of thanks, please
Couldn't get up from the tent floor
so Jack asked for more,
Ennis said, "Sure!" And Jack yelled, "Oh God! Yes! Oh Jeez!"
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It's a good thing they were both young and fit
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It's a good thing they were both young and fit
Since they both liked it rough though no one would admitt
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Now I'm going to bed cos it's late in Sweden
Not even Ennis can keep Sonja´s eyes open
She'll dream of our boys,
And their lovemaking noise,
And tomorrow she'll be back here to greet'em!
;D ;D
Oh wow! I go to bed, and the next day there's a whole limerick about me!!! :laugh:
:-* :-*
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It's a good thing they were both young and fit
Since they both liked it rough though no one would admitt
They were horsing around
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It's a good thing they were both young and fit
Since they both liked it rough though no one would admitt
They were horsing around
The reigns on the ground
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It's a good thing they were both young and fit
Since they both liked it rough though no one would admitt
They were horsing around
The reigns on the ground
And no regretting, not one little bit!
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There was no spuds or powdered milk
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There was no spuds or powdered milk
Thanks to the creature that wished them ill(k)
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There was no spuds or powdered milk
Thanks to the creature that wished them ill(k)
Ennis wished the best for Jack,
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There was no spuds or powdered milk
Thanks to the creature that wished them ill(k)
Ennis wished the best for Jack,
told the basque "bring soup back"
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There was no spuds or powdered milk
Thanks to the creature that wished them ill(k)
Ennis wished the best for Jack,
told the basque "bring soup back"
And pondered how he'd look in silk
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:laugh: :laugh: I was just going to finish it with almost those exact words, stonebiscuit!
Okay, how about:
Neither one of them had a lot of clothes
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:laugh: :laugh: I was just going to finish it with almost those exact words, stonebiscuit!
Haha, never a limerick with a loose-end for long round here it seems.
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Neither one of them had a lot of clothes
and they shed what they wore to stem the rose
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Neither one of them had a lot of clothes
and they shed what they wore to stem the rose
But somebody watched them
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Neither one of them had a lot of clothes
and they shed what they wore to stem the rose
But somebody watched them
a man willing to condemn
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Neither one of them had a lot of clothes
and they shed what they wore to stem the rose
But somebody watched them
a man willing to condemn,
While they shared an embrace and a doze.
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A drunken phone call from Ennis to Jack
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A drunken phone call from Ennis to Jack,
"Don't quit me, baby! Please come back!"
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A drunken phone call from Ennis to Jack,
"Don't quit me, baby! Please come back!"
Jack was quite stunned,
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A drunken phone call from Ennis to Jack,
"Don't quit me, baby! Please come back!"
Jack was quite stunned,
He wasn't being shunned
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A drunken phone call from Ennis to Jack,
"Don't quit me, baby! Please come back!"
Jack was quite stunned,
He wasn't being shunned
But was his heart fit for one more roll in the sack?
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There was a young couple who played in the snow
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There was a young couple who played in the snow
pity Alma, for she didn't know
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There was a young couple who played in the snow
pity Alma, for she didn't know
Ennis was already spoken for
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There was a young couple who played in the snow
pity Alma, for she didn't know
Ennis was already spoken for
Jack was the one in his core
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There was a young couple who played in the snow
pity Alma, for she didn't know
Ennis was already spoken for
Jack was the one in his core
That´s what Annie thought anyhow
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^^^^^^^^
Don't we all?
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Every Friday they picked up groceries from the Basque
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Every Friday they picked up groceries from the Basque
Ennis was usually the one assigned the task
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Every Friday they picked up groceries from the Basque
Ennis was usually the one assigned the task.
He asked for soup: Jack was tired of beans
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Every Friday they picked up groceries from the Basque
Ennis was usually the one assigned the task.
He asked for soup: Jack was tired of beans
he constantly spilled them on his jeans
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Every Friday they picked up groceries from the Basque
Ennis was usually the one assigned the task.
He asked for soup: Jack was tired of beans
He constantly spilled them on his jeans
So shouldn't he be eating them without pants on you ask?
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Haha, my thoughts exactly :D
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A lone cowboy showed up in a truck shining red
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A lone cowboy showed up in a truck shining red,
he had no idea what was waiting ahead
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Every Friday they picked up groceries from the Basque
Ennis was usually the one assigned the task.
He asked for soup: Jack was tired of beans
He constantly spilled them on his jeans
So shouldn't he be eating them without pants on you ask?
:laugh:
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A lone cowboy showed up in a truck shining red,
he had no idea what was waiting ahead
He had redlined it all the way from Texas,
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A lone cowboy showed up in a truck shining red,
he had no idea what was waiting ahead
He had redlined it all the way from Texas
pumped up on smex gas
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A lone cowboy showed up in a truck shining red,
he had no idea what was waiting ahead
He had redlined it all the way from Texas
pumped up on smex gas
hoping to soon have Ennis in bed
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Ennis almost left his creel case behind
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Ennis almost left his creel case behind
all too eager to get Riverton out of his mind
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Ennis almost left his creel case behind
all too eager to get Riverton out of his mind
he jumped in his truck
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Ennis almost left his creel case behind
all too eager to get Riverton out of his mind
he jumped in his truck
longing for a fuck
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Ennis almost left his creel case behind
all too eager to get Riverton out of his mind
he jumped in his truck
longing for a fuck
Fishies were glad to be the last thing on his mind!
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Turns out Jack didn't know how to shoot
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Turns out Jack didn't know how to shoot
but turns out Ennis didn't really give a hoot
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Turns out Jack didn't know how to shoot
but turns out Ennis didn't really give a hoot
He shot them an elk
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Turns out Jack didn't know how to shoot
but turns out Ennis didn't really give a hoot
He shot them an elk
wished he had some fresh milk
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Turns out Jack didn't know how to shoot
but turns out Ennis didn't really give a hoot
He shot them an elk
wished he had some fresh milk
that he could drink out of Jack's boot!
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Ennis had a shoe fetishism did he? Well, that can certainly explain things...Alma never wore any hot leather boots like Jack!
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They fell in love on a mountain
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They fell in love on a mountain,
It was somethin' on which they weren't countin'
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They fell in love on a mountain,
It was somethin' on which they weren't countin'
Damned early snow - comin' down was hard
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They fell in love on a mountain,
It was somethin' on which they weren't countin'
Damned early snow - comin' down was hard
both men clinging to memories still unmarred
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Turns out Jack didn't know how to shoot
but turns out Ennis didn't really give a hoot
He shot them an elk
wished he had some fresh milk
that he could drink out of Jack's boot!
Yuck!! :P
;D
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They fell in love on a mountain,
It was somethin' on which they weren't countin'
Damned early snow - comin' down was hard
both men clinging to memories still unmarred
That summer together would be forever haunting
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Alma and Lureen thought they married straight men
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Alma and Lureen thought they married straight men
But in their own way they were great men,
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Alma and Lureen thought they married straight men
But in their own way they were great men,
alas, not to their wives, though
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Alma and Lureen thought they married straight men
But in their own way they were great men,
alas, not to their wives, though
who thought they were so-so,
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Alma and Lureen thought they married straight men
But in their own way they were great men,
alas, not to their wives, though
who thought they were so-so,
Because all they really wanted was to date men
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This Brokeback thing is never ending
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This Brokeback thing is never ending,
The hours and days we've been spending,
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This Brokeback thing is never ending,
The hours and days we've been spending,
It's been almost four years,
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This Brokeback thing is never ending,
The hours and days we've been spending,
It's been almost four years,
- damn, and so many tears,
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This Brokeback thing is never ending,
The hours and days we've been spending,
It's been almost four years,
- damn, and so many tears,
It's together that we find some mending.
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This Brokeback thing is never ending,
The hours and days we've been spending,
It's been almost four years,
- damn, and so many tears,
It's together that we find some mending.
Aaaawwwwwwwww......
:) :'( :) :'( :) :'( :) :'( :) :'( :) :'( :) :'(
(((((((((((( Brokie friendship )))))))))))))
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:'( :'( :'( :'(
We are the best limerick writers ever! ::)
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We are the best limerick writers ever!
Would we quit Ennis and Jack? Never!
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We are the best limerick writers ever!
Of course we are!!
8) ;D
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We are the best limerick writers ever!
Would we quit Ennis and Jack? Never!
They live forever in our heart
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We are the best limerick writers ever!
Would we quit Ennis and Jack? Never!
They live forever in our heart
From them we'll never part
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We are the best limerick writers ever!
Would we quit Ennis and Jack? Never!
They live forever in our heart
From them we'll never part
We cannot be cured from our Brokeback fever!
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Nothing better than spending time with Brokies
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Nothing better than spending time with Brokies
Whether they be Yanks, Swedes or even Okies,
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Nothing better than spending time with Brokies
Whether they be Yanks, Swedes or even Okies,
From North, South, Mars or Venus,
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Nothing better than spending time with Brokies
Whether they be Yanks, Swedes or even Okies,
From North, South, Mars or Venus,
Nothing can come between us,
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Nothing better than spending time with Brokies
Whether they be Yanks, Swedes or even Okies,
From North, South, Mars or Venus,
Nothing can come between us,
See ya at the next gathering, Okee Dokee!
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One day Alma looked out her front door
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One day Alma looked out her front door,
Saw two boys kissing, down on the first floor,
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One day Alma looked out her front door,
Saw two boys kissing, down on the first floor,
Her eyes widened at the sight,
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One day Alma looked out her front door,
Saw two boys kissing, down on the first floor,
Her eyes widened at the sight,
They could likely go all night,
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One day Alma looked out her front door,
Saw two boys kissing, down on the first floor,
Her eyes widened at the sight,
They could likely go all night,
It was more than she could possibly ignore
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One day Alma looked out her front door,
Saw two boys kissing, down on the first floor,
Her eyes widened at the sight,
They could likely go all night,
It was more than she could possibly ignore
Although she tried her best bless her. :o
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Although she tried her best bless her. :o
Yep, she sure did.
She tried her best to forget what she'd seen
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She tried her best to forget what she'd seen,
Her hubby kissing a dude, what did it mean?
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She tried her best to forget what she'd seen,
Her hubby kissing a dude, what did it mean?
All she'd wanted was smokes
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One day Alma looked out her front door,
Saw two boys kissing, down on the first floor,
Her eyes widened at the sight,
They could likely go all night,
It was more than she could possibly ignore
I can't let this opportunity pass by.....lmao!!!!
This timely little limerick was finished just as Az.BBm posted his latest photoshop creation.
:laugh:
(http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt142/azbbm/thatstoohot.jpg)
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She tried her best to forget what she'd seen,
Her hubby kissing a dude, what did it mean?
All she'd wanted was smokes
now all she hears is jokes
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She tried her best to forget what she'd seen,
Her hubby kissing a dude, what did it mean?
All she'd wanted was smokes
now all she hears is jokes,
'bout her cowboy hubby turned exhibitionist queen!
LOL! Perfect photocap timing Chuckie!
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(http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt142/azbbm/thatstoohot.jpg)
that´s the funniest thing I´ve seen this week! Thanks Chuck
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:laugh: :laugh: That's priceless, Chuck! That would've killed the mood for sure!
Let's try:
Alma had seen more than either of them knew
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Alma had seen more than either of them knew,
Loaded the shotgun, and began to pursue,
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Alma had seen more than either of them knew,
Loaded the shotgun, and began to pursue,
Ennis and Jack ran for their lives,
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Alma had seen more than either of them knew,
She loaded the shotgun, and began to pursue,
Ennis and Jack ran for their lives,
Down the stairs Alma leaps and dives,
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Alma had seen more than either of them knew,
She loaded the shotgun, and began to pursue,
Ennis and Jack ran for their lives,
Down the stairs Alma leaps and dives,
scaring the crap out of the entire film crew!
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LMAO!!
Great limericks these last few days while I was away!!
The Brokeback limericks are amazing
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To have been a fly on the wall at the Siesta
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To have been a fly on the wall at the Siesta
Where the long-separated boys didn't get much resta,
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To have been a fly on the wall at the Siesta
Where the long-separated boys didn't get much resta,
'twas no time for snoozin',
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To have been a fly on the wall at the Siesta
Where the long-separated boys didn't get much resta,
'twas no time for snoozin',
they was too busy ruse'in
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To have been a fly on the wall at the Siesta
Where the long-separated boys didn't get much resta,
'twas no time for snooziin
Just lovin and boozin
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To have been a fly on the wall at the Siesta
Where the long-separated boys didn't get much resta,
'twas no time for snooziin
Just lovin and boozin
You'd swear it was really a freakin' fiesta.
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What Ennis couldn't give, Jack found outta town,
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What Ennis couldn't give, Jack found outta town,
With Tijuana Juan or Jimbo the clown,
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What Ennis couldn't give, Jack found outta town,
With Tijuana Juan or Jimbo the clown,
it just wasn't the same
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What Ennis couldn't give, Jack found outta town,
With Tijuana Juan or Jimbo the clown,
it just wasn't the same
brought nothing but shame
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What Ennis couldn't give, Jack found outta town,
With Tijuana Juan or Jimbo the clown,
it just wasn't the same
brought nothing but shame
But Jack thought of Ennis when his pants went down.
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What Ennis couldn't give, Jack found outta town,
With Tijuana Juan or Jimbo the clown,
it just wasn't the same
brought nothing but shame
But Jack thought of Ennis when his pants went down.
;) Amen to that.
Once upon a time, on a rock, by a lake
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Once upon a time, on a rock, by a lake
a promising actor by the name of Jake
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Once upon a time, on a rock, by a lake
a promising actor by the name of Jake
Got into character
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Once upon a time, on a rock, by a lake
a promising actor by the name of Jake
Got into character
Using many factors
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Once upon a time, on a rock, by a lake
a promising actor by the name of Jake
Got into character
Using many factors
And hit the right mark on the first take.
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The limericking has gone a bit slow of lately
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The limericking has gone a bit slow of lately,
Because Jack and Ennis missed their Swedish matey,
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The limericking has gone a bit slow of lately,
Because Jack and Ennis missed their Swedish matey,
Can't do it without Sonja,
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The limericking has gone a bit slow of lately,
Because Jack and Ennis missed their Swedish matey,
Can't do it without Sonja,
You two are so sweet, I want to hug ya
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The limericking has gone a bit slow of lately,
Because Jack and Ennis missed their Swedish matey,
Can't do it without Sonja,
You two are so sweet, I want to hug ya,
The way we rhyme without ya is: inadequately :laugh:
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:-* :-* ;D ;D
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Ennis and Jack and a thousand sheep
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Ennis and Jack and a thousand sheep,
They didn't try to count 'em fer goin' ta sleep,
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Ennis and Jack and a thousand sheep,
They didn't try to count 'em fer goin' ta sleep,
Oh no, they had quite different ways to amuse themselves
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Ennis and Jack and a thousand sheep,
They didn't try to count 'em fer goin' ta sleep,
Oh no, they had quite different ways to amuse themselves ::)
Nothin' to do with elves,
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Ennis and Jack and a thousand sheep,
They didn't try to count 'em fer goin' ta sleep,
Oh no, they had quite different ways to amuse themselves
Nothin' to do with elves,
or any other mystical creep
wow..we´re making Shakespeare green with envy
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wow..we´re making Shakespeare green with envy
although neither of us ever visited Bellevue
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"I wish I knew how to quit you", he sobbed
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Bangar du Shakespeare??
;D ;D
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"I wish I knew how to quit you", he sobbed
While all the time his head up and down bobbed
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Hey, what is this??!!
Nothing happened in here for two days??!!?? :o
Where are all the limerickers?
If those two above aren't interesting enough, I'll start another one:
Ennis went to pick up food from the Basque
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Ennis went to pick up food from the Basque,
"Don't you know that it was a 3 day weekend?" I ask,
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Ennis went to pick up food from the Basque,
"Don't you know that it was a 3 day weekend?" I ask,
Christopher Columbus,
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Ennis went to pick up food from the Basque,
"Don't you know that it was a 3 day weekend?" I ask,
Christopher Columbus,
Gave a holiday to us,
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Ennis went to pick up food from the Basque,
"Don't you know that it was a 3 day weekend?" I ask,
Christopher Columbus,
Gave a holiday to us,
And I, for one, was up to the task!
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There were so many things to complain about
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There were so many things to complain about,
Cat piss tents, beans, and the cold sleeping out,
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There were so many things to complain about,
Cat piss tents, beans, and the cold sleeping out,
But on the other hand
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There were so many things to complain about,
Cat piss tents, beans, and the cold sleeping out,
But on the other hand
Some things were just grand:
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There were so many things to complain about,
Cat piss tents, beans, and the cold sleeping out,
But on the other hand
Some things were just grand:
Like keeping each other warm at night, no doubt!
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Ennis went to pick up food from the Basque,
"Don't you know that it was a 3 day weekend?" I ask,
Christopher Columbus,
Gave a holiday to us,
And I, for one, was up to the task!
LOL!!
;D ;D
*hides face in shame for not knowing anything about 3 day American weekends*
Hope y'all enjoyed it!!
:-*
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42 sheep were killed by lightning
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42 sheep were killed by lightning
on that night so frightning
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42 sheep were killed by lightning,
On that night so frightning,
The hail rained down,
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42 sheep were killed by lightning,
On that night so frightning,
The hail rained down,
Jack informed his new partner with a frown,
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42 sheep were killed by lightning,
On that night so frightning,
The hail rained down,
Jack informed his new partner with a frown
and the bond between them was tightning
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Uncle Harold didn't die after all
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Uncle Harold didn't die after all
But for a while it had been a close call
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Uncle Harold didn't die after all
But for a while it had been a close call
Aguirre delivered the news
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Uncle Harold didn't die after all
But for a while it had been a close call
Aguirre delivered the news
It could have been an excuse
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Uncle Harold didn't die after all
But for a while it had been a close call
Aguirre delivered the news
It could have been an excuse
But Ennis was in a "headlong, irreversible fall".
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His harmonica playing had improved quite a bit,
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His harmonica playing had improved quite a bit,
But his singing, it weren't worth a shit,
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His harmonica playing had improved quite a bit,
But his singing, it weren't worth a shit,
Its a shame it got broke
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His harmonica playing had improved quite a bit,
But his singing, it weren't worth a shit,
Its a shame it got broke
But they still liked to joke
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His harmonica playing had improved quite a bit,
But his singing, it weren't worth a shit,
Its a shame it got broke
But they still liked to joke
When it came to making music, they were it!
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His harmonica playing had improved quite a bit,
But his singing, it weren't worth a shit,
Its a shame it got broke
But they still liked to joke
When it came to making music, they were it!
Nice ending, Paul! :)
They made their music loudly in the mountain air
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They made their music loudly in the mountain air,
Laughin' and snortin', without a single care,
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They made their music loudly in the mountain air,
Laughin' and snortin', without a single care,
In the tent or in the sun,
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They made their music loudly in the mountain air,
Laughin' and snortin', without a single care,
In the tent or in the sun,
They clung together as one,
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They made their music loudly in the mountain air,
Laughin' and snortin', without a single care,
In the tent or in the sun,
They clung together as one,
Did they know their time together would be rare?
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They made their music loudly in the mountain air,
Laughin' and snortin', without a single care,
In the tent or in the sun,
They clung together as one,
Did they know their time together would be rare?
Awww... :(
Pentecost or Methodist, don't matter too much,
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They made their music loudly in the mountain air,
Laughin' and snortin', without a single care,
In the tent or in the sun,
They clung together as one,
Did they know their time together would be rare?
well done everyone
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Pentecost or Methodist, don't matter too much,
Just as long as they were close enough to touch
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Pentecost or Methodist, don't matter too much,
Just as long as they were close enough to touch
While singing hymns to him,
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They made their music loudly in the mountain air,
Laughin' and snortin', without a single care,
In the tent or in the sun,
They clung together as one,
Did they know their time together would be rare?
:'( >:(
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Pentecost or Methodist, don't matter too much,
Just as long as they were close enough to touch
While singing hymns to him
instead of going for a swim
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Pentecost or Methodist, don't matter too much,
Just as long as they were close enough to touch
While singing hymns to him
instead of going for a swim
They sit around the fire, drinkin' and such.
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This weekend two limerickers will meet up in Stockholm
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This weekend two limerickers will meet up in Stockholm,
Stockholm, the city? Yes, not the syndrome!
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This weekend two limerickers will meet up in Stockholm,
Stockholm, the city? Yes, not the syndrome!
Much fun is gonna be had
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This weekend two limerickers will meet up in Stockholm,
Stockholm, the city? Yes, not the syndrome!
Much fun is gonna be had.
You girls better not be bad!
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This weekend two limerickers will meet up in Stockholm,
Stockholm, the city? Yes, not the syndrome!
Much fun is gonna be had.
You girls better not be bad!
On Sunday we all have to get back home. >:(
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Aguirre had his office in a trailer
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Aguirre had his office in a trailer
But he had the temperament of a jailer,
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Aguirre had his office in a trailer
But he had the temperament of a jailer,
He was mean to the core,
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Aguirre had his office in a trailer
But he had the temperament of a jailer,
He was mean to the core
and some more
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Aguirre had his office in a trailer
But he had the temperament of a jailer,
He was mean to the core
and some more
He could turn a tough cowboy into a wailer.
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Aguirre had his office in a trailer
But he had the temperament of a jailer,
He was mean to the core
and some more
Cause what he really wanted was to be a sailor
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Aguirre had his office in a trailer
But he had the temperament of a jailer,
He was mean to the core
and some more
Cause what he really wanted was to be kiss a sailor
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Aguirre had his office in a trailer
But he had the temperament of a jailer,
He was mean to the core
and some more
Cause what he really wanted was to be kiss a sailor
or a tailor
just as long as he doesn't try to kiss Ennis or Jack... >:(
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Yeah, stay away from our boys, you meanie!
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Yeah, stay away from our boys, you meanie!
Or we'll hit you in the head with a can of beanie!
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Yeah, stay away from our boys, you meanie!
Or we'll hit you in the head with a can of beanie!
It'll hurt worse than soup,
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Yeah, stay away from our boys, you meanie!
Or we'll hit you in the head with a can of beanie!
It'll hurt worse than soup,
and send you for a loop
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Yeah, stay away from our boys, you meanie!
Or we'll hit you in the head with a can of beanie!
It'll hurt worse than soup,
and send you for a loop
we´ll even kick your little wienie!
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And off runs Aguirre, screaming and cussing
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And off runs Aguirre, screaming and cussing
swear words - at least two dozen
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And off runs Aguirre, screaming and cussing
swear words - at least two dozen
Bumps in his head - and somewhat below
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And off runs Aguirre, screaming and cussing
swear words - at least two dozen
Bumps in his head - and somewhat below
Where we'd kicked his weinie and pushed him in the snow
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And off runs Aguirre, screaming and cussing
swear words - at least two dozen
Bumps in his head - and somewhat below
Where we'd kicked his weinie and pushed him in the snow
That'll teach him to stop all his fussing!
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he finally gets what he deserves! :laugh:
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Enough with Aguirre! He has no right!
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Enough with Aguirre! He has no right!
We're happy to get him out of our sight,
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Enough with Aguirre! He has no right!
We're happy to get him out of our sight.
He's a nosy old fool,
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Enough with Aguirre! He has no right!
We're happy to get him out of our sight.
He's a nosy old fool,
With a penchant to drool
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Enough with Aguirre! He has no right!
We're happy to get him out of our sight.
He's a nosy old fool,
With a penchant to drool
Who was full of ignorance and spite
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Young Jack your rodeoing days are over
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Young Jack, your rodeoing days are over,
You need a new interest, like a bee needs clover,
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Young Jack, your rodeoing days are over,
You need a new interest, like a bee needs clover,
There's always sheep to herd,
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Young Jack, your rodeoing days are over,
You need a new interest, like a bee needs clover,
There's always sheep to herd,
So just say the word,
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Young Jack, your rodeoing days are over,
You need a new interest, like a bee needs clover,
There's always sheep to herd,
So just say the word,
And there'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdGX_FcvVoE[/youtube]
Therell be bluebirds over
The white cliffs of Dover
Tomorrow
Just you wait and see
I'll never forget the people I met
Braving those angry skies
I remember well as the shadows fell
The light of hope in their eyes
And though I'm far away
I still can hear them say
Bombs up...
But when the dawn comes up
Therell be bluebirds over
The white cliffs of Dover
Tomorrow
Just you wait and see
Therell be love and laughter
And peace ever after
Tomorrow
When the world is free
The shepherd will tend his sheep :)
The valley will bloom again
And Jimmy will go to sleep
In his own little room again
Therell be bluebirds over
The white cliffs of Dover
Tomorrow
Just you wait and see
Therell be bluebirds over
The white cliffs of Dover
Tomorrow
Just you wait and see...
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Aw, that's lovely, Paul. Thanks! :)
Jack had the light of hope in his eyes
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Jack had the light of hope in his eyes,
With Ennis divorced, he went to collect his prize,
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Jack had the light of hope in his eyes,
With Ennis divorced, he went to collect his prize,
But Ennis rejected
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Jack had the light of hope in his eyes,
With Ennis divorced, he went to collect his prize,
But Ennis rejected
And Jack was dejected
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Jack had the light of hope in his eyes,
With Ennis divorced, he went to collect his prize,
But Ennis rejected
And Jack was dejected
So he tried a prostitute on for size.
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He wandered the alleys of la ciudad,
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He wandered the alleys of la ciudad,
Seeking relief from his stress, yet so sad,
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He wandered the alleys of la ciudad,
Seeking relief from his stress, yet so sad,
Grabbed an hombre in stripes,
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He wandered the alleys of la ciudad,
Seeking relief from his stress, yet so sad,
Grabbed an hombre in stripes,
Just one word he pipes,
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He wandered the alleys of la ciudad,
Seeking relief from his stress, yet so sad,
Grabbed an hombre in stripes,
Just one word he pipes,
"Senor?" How he wished he studied Ingles en la Universidad!
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Oh my!! :o
You sure have been busy in here!! ;D
Loved the song, Paul!
And the Spanglish one!!
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The spring of limericks seem to be never ending
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The spring of limericks seem to be never ending,
Tho' sometimes the meter rule needs some bending,
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The spring of limericks seem to be never ending,
Tho' sometimes the meter rule needs some bending
But who cares about rules?
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The spring of limericks seem to be never ending,
Tho' sometimes the meter rule needs some bending
But who cares about rules?
When we're acting like fools!
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The spring of limericks seem to be never ending,
Tho' sometimes the meter rule needs some bending
But who cares about rules?
When we're acting like fools!
It seems limericks rules do need defending.
*runs from thread* :laugh:
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Young Jack, your rodeoing days are over,
You need a new interest, like a bee needs clover,
There's always sheep to herd,
So just say the word,
And there'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover.
Charming ending! Luv the vid too.
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I'll see ya around, if the Army don't get me,
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Hey limerickers, I've invented a new literary genre: The Ficmerick!! ;D
The thread is here:
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,38191.0.html
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I'll see ya around, if the Army don't get me,
and I'll love you forever, if only you let me
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I'll see ya around, if the Army don't get me,
and I'll love you forever, if only you let me.
But Ennis turned away,
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I'll see ya around, if the Army don't get me,
and I'll love you forever, if only you let me.
But Ennis turned away
their bright future went astray
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I'll see ya around, if the Army don't get me,
and I'll love you forever, if only you let me.
But Ennis turned away
their bright future went astray
like an island far out in the sea
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The dead sheep gave Ennis a shock after FNIT
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The dead sheep gave Ennis a shock after FNIT,
Guts everywhere, he thought he would shit!
Sorry, I really don't know whether to rhyme with fnit or tent ???
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The dead sheep gave Ennis a shock after FNIT,
Guts everywhere, he thought he would shit!
His innocence gone,
Sorry, I really don't know whether to rhyme with fnit or tent ???
I vote for "fnit".
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I vote for "fnit".
That's what I intended.
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The dead sheep gave Ennis a shock after FNIT,
Guts everywhere, he thought he would shit!
His innocence gone,
No going back, he had to move on
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The dead sheep gave Ennis a shock after FNIT,
Guts everywhere, he thought he would shit!
His innocence gone,
No going back, he had to move on
Unable to quench the fire Jack had lit
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Ennis knew how much Alma and the girls liked fish
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Ennis knew how much Alma and the girls liked fish
But he never brought them any, despite her wish
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Ennis knew how much Alma and the girls liked fish
But he never brought them any, despite her wish
He took his creel case,
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Ennis knew how much Alma and the girls liked fish
But he never brought them any, despite her wish
He took his creel case
his mind in a haze
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Ennis knew how much Alma and the girls liked fish
But he never brought them any, despite her wish
He took his creel case
his mind in a haze
And said, "Humble pie is my favorite dish."
(humble pie: humility forced upon someone, often under embarrassing conditions; humiliation.)
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???
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Alma divorced Ennis and married Monroe
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Alma divorced Ennis and married Monroe
So Jack made a trip to greet Ennis, but woe,
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???
see above for definition
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Alma divorced Ennis and married Monroe
So Jack made a trip to greet Ennis, but woe,
Rejection was his lot,
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see above for definition
Thanks
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Alma divorced Ennis and married Monroe
So Jack made a trip to greet Ennis, but woe,
Rejection was his lot
"I'm sure as hell sorry", was all he got
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Alma divorced Ennis and married Monroe
So Jack made a trip to greet Ennis, but woe,
Rejection was his lot
"I'm sure as hell sorry", was all he got
Seemed Ennis was still in the closet you know.
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Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone
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Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone,
By 'normal,' he must mean phone sex with a gasp and a moan,
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Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone,
By 'normal,' he must mean phone sex with a gasp and a moan
But phone sex is heavily overrated
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Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone
And in bed, it wasn´t Lureen´s name Jack used to moan
ooops. A little behind there ;D
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Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone,
By 'normal,' he must mean phone sex with a gasp and a moan,
But phone sex is heavily overrated.
Like in their marriage, they miscommunicated,
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Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone
And in bed, it wasn´t Lureen´s name Jack used to moan,
He stayed married still,
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Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone,
By 'normal,' he must mean phone sex with a gasp and a moan,
But phone sex is heavily overrated.
Like in their marriage, they miscommunicated
Lureen thought Jack was cheating on her with a girl named Joan
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Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone
And in bed, it wasn´t Lureen´s name Jack used to moan,
He stayed married still,
but wouldn't, if he'd had his own will
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Wow, two limericks simultaneously!!
This thread is developing!! ;D
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We can always do two limericks, when one is getting boring
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Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone
And in bed, it wasn´t Lureen´s name Jack used to moan,
He stayed married still,
but wouldn't, if he'd had his own will
And perhaps one day he´ll get off his pockets and into the control zone
(I hope I got that right)
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That was way too confusing ???
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So let's just jump to the next one:
To our boys Brokeback was like the Garden of Eden
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To our boys Brokeback was like the Garden of Eden,
Where there were two Adams, but nary an Eve in,
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To our boys Brokeback was like the Garden of Eden,
Where there were two Adams, but nary an Eve in,
But it wasn't an apple,
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To our boys Brokeback was like the Garden of Eden,
Where there were two Adams, but nary an Eve in,
But it wasn't an apple
it was way too dapple
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To our boys Brokeback was like the Garden of Eden,
Where there were two Adams, but nary an Eve in,
But it wasn't an apple
it was way too dapple
Who knew that Paradise was a place that sheep peed in?
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;D :laugh:
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Your sig line is inspiring, Paul:
Ennis dove into Jack on the stairs
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Ennis dove into Jack on the stairs
And planted one on his lips, unawares,
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Ennis dove into Jack on the stairs
And planted one on his lips, unawares,
Suddenly, Jack found himself being kissed
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Ennis dove into Jack on the stairs
And planted one on his lips, unawares,
Suddenly, Jack found himself being kissed
With Alma watching and getting pissed
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Ennis dove into Jack on the stairs
And planted one on his lips, unawares,
Suddenly, Jack found himself being kissed
With Alma watching and getting pissed
Next to such passion, nothing else quite compares.
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Aawwww...
That one turned out really touching....
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All we want is our boys being happy with each other
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All we want is our boys being happy with each other
And not ever have the need for another
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All we want is our boys being happy with each other
And not ever have the need for another
"If only", we wistfully think
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Alma divorced Ennis and married Monroe
So Jack made a trip to greet Ennis, but woe,
Rejection was his lot
"I'm sure as hell sorry", was all he got
Seemed Ennis was still in the closet you know.
Nicely done. :-*
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All we want is our boys being happy with each other
And not ever have the need for another
"If only", we wistfully think
They could be themselves and not shrink
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All we want is our boys being happy with each other
And not ever have the need for another
"If only", we wistfully think
They could be themselves and not shrink
Save they be stuck bakin' cherry cakes with mother.
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Old Man Twist is a mean hateful son of a bitch
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Old Man Twist is a mean hateful son of a bitch
He was the one who dumped Earl in the ditch
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Old Man Twist is a mean hateful son of a bitch
He was the one who dumped Earl in the ditch
He wouldn't let Jack have his will
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ooops I got the wrong dad! :o
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LMAO ;D
I didn't even notice!!!! ::) :o ;D
But I'm sure OMT would've done it, had he gotten the chance.... :-\
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well....nevermind ;)
Old Man Twist is a mean hateful son of a bitch
He was the one who dumped Earl in the ditch
He wouldn't let Jack have his will
Instead buried him in the family landfill
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LMAO ;D
I didn't even notice!!!! ::) :o ;D
But I'm sure OMT would've done it, had he gotten the chance.... :-\
;D
yeah, I´m sure old man Twist and old man del Mar would have gotten along just fine...
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Old Man Twist is a mean hateful son of a bitch
He was the one who dumped Earl in the ditch
He wouldn't let Jack have his will
Instead buried him in the family landfill
And Ennis was left just as lonely as Rich
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Old Man Twist is a mean hateful son of a bitch
He was the one who dumped Earl in the ditch
He wouldn't let Jack have his will
Instead buried him in the family landfill
And Ennis was left just as lonely as Rich
:-\
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We gotta cheer this up a little.
Lureen and LaShawn weren't sorority sisters (whatever that means, I haven't got a clue....) ;D
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Lureen and LaShawn weren't sorority sisters,
But listening to them gave me blisters,
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Lynne says:
Lureen and LaShawn weren't sorority sisters,
But listening to them gave me blisters,
LaShawn talked a blue streak,
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Paul says:
Lureen and LaShawn weren't sorority sisters,
But listening to them gave me blisters,
LaShawn talked a blue streak,
While Randall took a peak,
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Lynne and Paul say:
Lureen and LaShawn weren't sorority sisters,
But listening to them gave me blisters,
LaShawn talked a blue streak,
While Randall took a peak,
And dreamed of comingling whiskers.
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That's it! I'm off to Sweden to find limerick collaborators!
The temperature rose in the smelly old pup tent,
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The temperature rose in the smelly old pup tent,
Jack would bitch and complain 'bout the cat-piss scent,
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Lynne says:
The temperature rose in the smelly old pup tent,
Jack would bitch and complain 'bout the cat-piss scent,
Ennis said he would switch,
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The temperature rose in the smelly old pup tent,
Jack would bitch and complain 'bout the cat-piss scent,
Ennis said he would switch,
Catch instead of pitch,
(Awww... I wanna come over :()
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The temperature rose in the smelly old pup tent,
Jack would bitch and complain 'bout the cat-piss scent,
Ennis said he would switch,
Catch instead of pitch,
And the conclusion is that they are bent!
(Awww... I wanna come over :()
We miss you, Donna!
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Awww... :-*
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That's it! I'm off to Sweden to find limerick collaborators!
You're more than welcome! :-*
But better hurry, we've got some heavy competition there in Boston!! ;D
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(Awww... I wanna come over :()
Me too.... :(
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The temperature rose in the smelly old pup tent,
Jack would bitch and complain 'bout the cat-piss scent,
Ennis said he would switch,
Catch instead of pitch,
And the conclusion is that they are bent!
:laugh:
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Limericking seems better done together
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Limericking seems better done together
Especially among birds of a feather
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Limericking seems better done together
Especially among birds of a feather
That means brokie limerickers have to meet
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Limericking seems better done together
Especially among birds of a feather
That means brokie limerickers have to meet,
In cyberspace or on the street,
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Limericking seems better done together
Especially among birds of a feather
That means brokie limerickers have to meet,
In cyberspace or on the street
But best of all indoors, in case of bad weather
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Jack and Ennis and Brokeback are an endless source
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Jack and Ennis and Brokeback are an endless source
Of love, which is, of nature, a force,
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Jack and Ennis and Brokeback are an endless source
Of love, which is, of nature, a force,
Jack the wind; Ennis fire
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Jack and Ennis and Brokeback are an endless source
Of love, which is, by nature, a force,
Jack, the wind; Ennis, fire
Jack, romance; Ennis, ire,
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Jack and Ennis and Brokeback are an endless source
Of love, which is, by nature, a force,
Jack, the wind; Ennis, fire
Jack, romance; Ennis, ire,
Love never had much chance to run its course.
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The beans were seized by the NTSB,
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The beans were seized by the NTSB,
(Which didn't exist in 1963!),
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The beans were seized by the NTSB,
(Which didn't exist in 1963!),
Could pose a danger
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The beans were seized by the NTSB,
(Which didn't exist in 1963!),
Could pose a danger
And be even stranger
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The beans were seized by the NTSB,
(Which didn't exist in 1963!),
Could pose a danger
And be even stranger,
To a guard unfamiliar with the works of Ang Lee!
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What's NTSB ???
National Treasure of Safe Beans?
New Temporarily Son of a Bitch?
Nothing Tastes Sweeter than Blood? (only applies to vampyres)
Next year Twist Skips Brokeback?
Nobody Tried to Shoot the Bear?
.....nope, I give up......you gotta tell me.......pretty please??
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Abbreviations in limericks suck
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NTSB=National Transportation Safety Board, unless Donna meant something completely different!
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Hm...... I can't really see the connection to beans.....
Donna, is that what you meant?
(not that it matters, it's just curiosity)
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Well, I was thinking along the lines of beans causing intestinal gas, gas leads to explosions, the purview of the NTSB for airlines at least. You could stretch it even further by explosion meaning a burning, explosive desire.
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Chuck gave everyone a souvenir can of Bettermost Beans at the Philly Slash Bash last weekend. NTSB, AKA Homeland Security, the organization that won't let you travel with shampoo, beans, or any other liquid unless it is less than 3 oz. and stored in a clear plastic bag, confiscated the beans from anyone trying to board a domestic flight last weekend. Now, go back and read the limerick again. :laugh:
The beans were seized by the NTSB,
(Which didn't exist in 1963!),
Could pose a danger
And be even stranger,
To a guard unfamiliar with the works of Ang Lee!
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Chuck gave everyone a souvenir can of Bettermost Beans at the Philly Slash Bash last weekend. NTSB, AKA Homeland Security, the organization that won't let you travel with shampoo, beans, or any other liquid unless it is less than 3 oz. and stored in a clear plastic bag, confiscated the beans from anyone trying to board a domestic flight last weekend. Now, go back and read the limerick again. :laugh:
The beans were seized by the NTSB,
(Which didn't exist in 1963!),
Could pose a danger
And be even stranger,
To a guard unfamiliar with the works of Ang Lee!
I didn't get it either!
My understanding is that NTSB is primarily engaged in investigating transportation accidents, and is separate from homeland security. Hey--"homeland security" would rhyme too.
(Perhaps you meant TSA Transportation Security Agency--we had a BetterMost member who worked for them, and gave us lots of great advice.)
Now I get the direction you were goin'. :)
The moral of the story: check your beans!
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Try this:
The beans were seized by Homeland Security,
(Which didn't exist in 1963!),
Could pose a danger
And be even stranger,
To a guard unfamiliar with the works of Ang Lee!
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My friend Joey (not really a Brokie) wanted to offer these limericks for our reading pleasure:
Two guys, one rambunctious, one quiet
Survived on a limited diet
Said the one, I ain’t queer
But I’ll tell you this dear
Damned if I ain’t gonna try it!
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No more beans, Jack moaned to his man
So sweet Ennis thought up a plan
An elk he did shoot
And Jack let out a hoot
That night the beans stayed in the can
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Here's one more from Joey. She's pretty good, hunh?
Next summer Jack tries to come back
But Aguirre wants no part of Jack
“You think anythin’ goes
You been stemmin’ the rose”
Ending dreams of more fun in the sack.
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Chuck gave everyone a souvenir can of Bettermost Beans at the Philly Slash Bash last weekend. NTSB, AKA Homeland Security, the organization that won't let you travel with shampoo, beans, or any other liquid unless it is less than 3 oz. and stored in a clear plastic bag, confiscated the beans from anyone trying to board a domestic flight last weekend. Now, go back and read the limerick again. :laugh:
The beans were seized by the NTSB,
(Which didn't exist in 1963!),
Could pose a danger
And be even stranger,
To a guard unfamiliar with the works of Ang Lee!
Ahaaa.... now I get it!! ;) ;D
That's very funny, Donna! :laugh:
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Paul, Joey's limericks are great!!!
Tell her I just appointed her an Honorary Limericker!!
;D :laugh:
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The Limerickers just got an honorary member
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Those are great limericks! Go Joey!!!
:-* :-* :-*
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Paul, tell Joey thanks! Great job! :)
The Limerickers just got an honorary member
To make us smile in the month of November
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The Limerickers just got an honorary member
To make us smile in the month of November,
"Not a real Brokie," he claims,
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The Limerickers just got an honorary member
To make us smile in the month of November,
"Not a real Brokie," he claims,
But who cares about names,
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The Limerickers just got an honorary member
To make us smile in the month of November,
"Not a real Brokie," he claims,
But who cares about names,
cos those limerick were great, remember?
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Wonder how many limericks can be written about Brokeback
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Wonder how many limericks can be written about Brokeback
Apparently 518 pages worth, at least.
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Apparently 518 pages worth, at least.
LOL!
That was meant to be the first line of the next one!
;) ;D
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LOL!
That was meant to be the first line of the next one!
;) ;D
Whoops!
Joey has a retort:
Well once you all are retired
You too can be easily inspired
Limericks ‘bout Bettermost
Come easy as butterin’ toast
No skill set or training required!
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When Jack stuck his boot in the fire
(I'm so proud of this thread... sniff :'( ;D)
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When Jack stuck his boot in the fire
His foot warmed, also his desire
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When Jack stuck his boot in the fire
His foot warmed, also his desire,
He pulled his boot out,
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When Jack stuck his boot in the fire
His foot warmed, also his desire,
He pulled his boot out,
With a rodeo shout
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When Jack stuck his boot in the fire
His foot warmed, also his desire,
He pulled his boot out,
With a rodeo shout
Thought to himself, "my need of Ennis is dire".
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Well once you all are retired
You too can be easily inspired
Limericks ‘bout Bettermost
Come easy as butterin’ toast
No skill set or training required!
Joey really deserves her Honorary Limerickership!! ;D
She's a natural, doesn't have to do the hard practice of one-line-at-a-time like the rest of us!!! :laugh:
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(I'm so proud of this thread... sniff :'( ;D)
You should be!!!
It's a great thread, I love it!!!!
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The Limerickers just got an honorary member
Perhaps we´ll get another one in December
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The Limerickers just got an honorary member
Perhaps we´ll get another one in December
To rhyme a sweet ending,
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The Limerickers just got an honorary member
Perhaps we´ll get another one in December
To rhyme a sweet ending,
the words twisting and bending
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The Limerickers just got an honorary member
Perhaps we´ll get another one in December
To rhyme a sweet ending,
the words twisting and bending
Until we our lives no longer remember
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^^^^^^^^^^
That happened already a long time ago, when we first saw BBM! ::) ;D
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Brokeback made us forget all about our normal lives
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Brokeback made us forget all about our normal lives,
Thinkin of two cowboys, instead of husbands or wives,
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Brokeback made us forget all about our normal lives,
Thinkin of two cowboys, instead of husbands or wives
We cried for months
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Brokeback made us forget all about our normal lives,
Thinkin of two cowboys, instead of husbands or wives
We cried for months,
Over two hunks,
(Sonja, you are great at finding words that are very difficult to rhyme in the English language!)
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Brokeback made us forget all about our normal lives,
Thinkin of two cowboys, instead of husbands or wives
We cried for months,
Over two hunks
And suddelnly one new friend after the other in our life arrives
(Sonja, you are great at finding words that are very difficult to rhyme in the English language!)
Thank you, but it's not intentional on my part. I'm just so damn happy whenever I find something that fits,
and to me they are all difficult to rhyme!! ;D
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November the seventh came and went,
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November the seventh came and went
Ennis got back the postcard he'd sent
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November the seventh came and went
Ennis got back the postcard he'd sent,
Made one phone call,
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November the seventh came and went
Ennis got back the postcard he'd sent,
Made one phone call
What he heard was bitter as gall
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November the seventh came and went
Ennis got back the postcard he'd sent,
Made one phone call
What he heard was bitter as gall
His pain and regret would never be spent
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Aaaahh, so sad Mariez :(
Jack wielded the buckknife as if it were a sword,
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what's a buckknife?
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what's a buckknife?
http://www.buckknives.com
It's a brand of knife...straight or serrated blades, or the kind I think of as 'jack-knives' that fold...that seems the type Jack is using to open the can of beans.
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Thanks Lynne! :-*
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Jack wielded the buckknife as if it were a sword,
"Be careful with that!" Ennis ducked and roared
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Jack wielded the buckknife as if it were a sword,
"Be careful with that!" Ennis ducked and roared
"Look at me! I'm Dastan!"
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Jack wielded the buckknife as if it were a sword,
"Be careful with that!" Ennis ducked and roared
"Look at me! I'm Dastan!
"With a fake British accent"
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Jack wielded the buckknife as if it were a sword,
"Be careful with that!" Ennis ducked and roared
"Look at me! I'm Dastan!"
"With a fake British accent"
But he sounded better than Madonna, that wannabe bird*!"
* 'bird' is British slang for a female. These limericks are so educational!
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That limerick is pretty weird..... :-\
;)
And Donna, your explanation gives food for thought on the difference between American and British English.
I'm thinking in the direction of "pretty tough old birds..."
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However incredible, there seems to be a link between our boys and Madonna
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However incredible, there seems to be a link between our boys and Madonna
And we'd have never know if it weren't for our Donna
(I'm not sure if that was meant to be the start of a new limerick, but I went for it anyway! :laugh:)
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However incredible, there seems to be a link between our boys and Madonna
And we'd have never know if it weren't for our Donna
She made the connection
(It sure was the start of a new limerick!! ;))
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However incredible, there seems to be a link between our boys and Madonna
And we'd have never know if it weren't for our Donna
She made the connection,
About Jake's British inflection,
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However incredible, there seems to be a link between our boys and Madonna
And we'd have never know if it weren't for our Donna
She made the connection,
About Jake's British inflection
Who'd ever think Jack'll say "going to" instead of "gonna"
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However incredible, there seems to be a link between our boys and Madonna
And we'd have never know if it weren't for our Donna
She made the connection,
About Jake's British inflection
Who'd ever think Jack'll say "going to" instead of "gonna"
:D This is the first time I have been featured in a limerick ::)
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:D This is the first time I have been featured in a limerick ::)
Welcome in the club! ;D
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"We who've been feaured in a BBM-limerick" is an exclusive club
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"We who've been feaured in a BBM-limerick" is an exclusive club,
I only know about me, you, and that guy from the Hub,
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"We who've been feaured in a BBM-limerick" is an exclusive club,
I only know about me, you, and that guy from the Hub,
But our numbers are growing
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"We who've been feaured in a BBM-limerick" is an exclusive club,
I only know about me, you, and that guy from the Hub,
But our numbers are growing,
With each rhyme that is flowing,
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We who've been feaured in a BBM-limerick" is an exclusive club,
I only know about me, you, and that guy from the Hub,
But our numbers are growing,
With each rhyme that is flowing
We should all be together and each other's back rub
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We who've been feaured in a BBM-limerick" is an exclusive club,
I only know about me, you, and that guy from the Hub,
But our numbers are growing,
With each rhyme that is flowing
We should all be together and each other's back rub
Like a Swedish massage? :D
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Like a Swedish massage? :D
Hm.....that wasn't really what I intended..... ::) ;D
more like scratching each other's back, but it didn't rhyme.. ::) ;D :laugh:
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The art of rhyming is not easy
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The art of rhyming is not easy,
When the only words you know are cheesy,
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The art of rhyming is not easy,
When the only words you know are cheesy,
And then there's the meter,
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The art of rhyming is not easy,
When the only words you know are cheesy,
And then there's the meter,
which rhymes with Peter
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The art of rhyming is not easy,
When the only words you know are cheesy,
And then there's the meter,
which rhymes with Peter,
And the challenge of making it sound real sleasy!
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If Jack and Ennis could read this thread
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It's time for a limerick about Brokeback
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LOL!
NOw we have two limericks to write!! ;D
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If Jack and Ennis could read this thread
They'd sure as hell want their own spread
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It's time for a limerick about Brokeback
Good thing we all a good sense lack
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It's time for a limerick about Brokeback
Good thing we all a good sense lack
so we can joke about our boys
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It's time for a limerick about Brokeback
Good thing we all a good sense lack
so we can joke about our boys
and make a lot of noise
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It's time for a limerick about Brokeback
Good thing we all a good sense lack
so we can joke about our boys
and make a lot of noise
And, who knows, we might get our sense back
( but I doubt it ;D)
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Interlude:
Thank god for Skype
it's so much better than to type
With Skype you can hours and hours spend
on talking and laughing with a brokie friend
It's only when it doesn't work you feel the need to gripe
Now back to normal scheduled limericking.
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Anothe aside: I have Skype installed. Maybe I can take it for a trial run with one of the Swedish delegation tomorrow at your convenience?
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Anothe aside: I have Skype installed. Maybe I can take it for a trial run with one of the Swedish delegation tomorrow at your convenience?
That would be great!!! :D
I'll be home in my evening/your morning-to-noonish. The time difference is 6 hours. Can you PM me your skype name?
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Sure. When I get one, I will. ;). I'm looking forward to it.
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Jack and Ennis are a cautionary tale
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Sure. When I get one, I will. ;). I'm looking forward to it.
Ummm...... but didn't you decide on a skype namen when you got it installed?
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Jack and Ennis are a cautionary tale
To survive you have to be straight, it isn't enough to be male
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It is complicated because I'm changing it from when I had it via a former employer.
Back to limericking!
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Double Limericking - cool! :D
No. 1:
If Jack and Ennis could read this thread
They'd sure as hell want their own spread
And without any delay
No. 2
Jack and Ennis are a cautionary tale
To survive you have to be straight, it isn't enough to be male
So they both learned to hide
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No. 1:
If Jack and Ennis could read this thread
They'd sure as hell want their own spread
And without any delay
They'd want a roll in the hay
No. 2
Jack and Ennis are a cautionary tale
To survive you have to be straight, it isn't enough to be male
So they both learned to hide
And each took a bride
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No. 1:
If Jack and Ennis could read this thread
They'd sure as hell want their own spread
And without any delay
They'd want a roll in the hay
Like they do in most of our limericks they've read.
No. 2
Jack and Ennis are a cautionary tale
To survive you have to be straight, it isn't enough to be male
So they both learned to hide
And each took a bride
Though, their marriages were doomed to fail.
Ouch- my brain hurts!
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^^^^^^^^^
Wow!
I'm really impressed with us all!!! ;) :D
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The quality of our limericks is on a high level
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The quality of our limericks is on a high level
Though sometimes we're inspired by the devil
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The quality of our limericks is on a high level
Though sometimes we're inspired by the devil
But all inspiration is good inspiration
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The quality of our limericks is on a high level
Though sometimes we're inspired by the devil
But all inspiration is good inspiration
Add a dash of perspiration
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The quality of our limericks is on a high level
Though sometimes we're inspired by the devil
But all inspiration is good inspiration
Add a dash of perspiration,
If it takes us all day, we'll make those boys revel!
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There once was a filmmaker from Taiwan,
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There once was a filmmaker from Taiwan,
Who'd received many reviews, both pro and con
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There once was a filmmaker from Taiwan,
Who'd received many reviews, both pro and con
He knew one day he'd win
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There once was a filmmaker from Taiwan,
Who'd received many reviews, both pro and con
He knew one day he'd win,
The Golden Lion,
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There once was a filmmaker from Taiwan,
Who'd received many reviews, both pro and con
He knew one day he'd win,
The Golden Lion
For a film that we keep doting on!
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We all know it was the best film of 2005
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We all know it was the best film of 2005
The others just crashed and burned, sakes alive
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We all know it was the best film of 2005
The others just crashed and burned, sakes alive
Ennis and Jack, I swear
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We all know it was the best film of 2005
The others just crashed and burned, sakes alive
Ennis and Jack, I swear
They were the best pair
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We all know it was the best film of 2005
The others just crashed and burned, sakes alive
Ennis and Jack, I swear
They were the best pair
Too bad the jury at the same conclusion didn´t arrive
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Oh my! Those are good ones! I have to catch up! :)
He pointed the gun at the marauding coyote,
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He pointed the gun at the marauding coyote,
But the forlorn bullet just missed the boat,
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He pointed the gun at the marauding coyote,
But the forlorn bullet just missed the boat,
He cussed loudly, "Shit!"
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He pointed the gun at the marauding coyote,
But the forlorn bullet just missed the boat,
He cussed loudly, "Shit!"
But hated to quit
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He pointed the gun at the marauding coyote,
But the forlorn bullet just missed the boat,
He cussed loudly, "Shit!"
But hated to quit
And Jack's target ran off to parts remote.
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Ennis had the patience to be a good shot
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Ennis had the patience to be a good shot,
Finger on the trigger and sight on what he sought,
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Ennis had the patience to be a good shot,
Finger on the trigger and sight on what he sought,
The elk swerved and swayed,
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Ennis had the patience to be a good shot,
Finger on the trigger and sight on what he sought,
The elk swerved and swayed,
Fell to his knees and bayed
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Ennis had the patience to be a good shot,
Finger on the trigger and sight on what he sought,
The elk swerved and swayed,
Fell to his knees and bayed
And was soon part of a meal that was hot
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Ennis had the patience to be a good shot,
Finger on the trigger and sight on what he sought,
The elk swerved and swayed,
Fell to his knees and bayed
And they gorged on elk meat, grilled and hot
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;D ;D ;D
Great minds, Marie!!
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;D ;D ;D
Great minds, Marie!!
:laugh: I like your line much better than mine!
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That grilled hot elk meet tasted so damn good
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That grilled hot elk meet tasted so damn good,
'twas better than beans, let it be understood,
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That grilled hot elk meet tasted so damn good,
'twas better than beans, let it be understood
When bears interfere with picking up supplies
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That grilled hot elk meet tasted so damn good,
'twas better than beans, let it be understood,
The mood changed with all the good eating.
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Diverging limerick!!
;D :laugh:
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Let's Double Limerick again! :D
No. 1:
That grilled hot elk meet tasted so damn good,
'twas better than beans, let it be understood
When bears interfere with picking up supplies
A brand new plan they must devise
No. 2:
That grilled hot elk meet tasted so damn good,
'twas better than beans, let it be understood,
The mood changed with all the good eating.
And the moment wasn't fleeting
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No. 1:
That grilled hot elk meet tasted so damn good,
'twas better than beans, let it be understood
When bears interfere with picking up supplies
A brand new plan they must devise
So they did the only thing they could
No. 2:
That grilled hot elk meet tasted so damn good,
'twas better than beans, let it be understood,
The mood changed with all the good eating.
And the moment wasn't fleeting
When they came down Ennis opened Jack's hood.
(not very coherent, I know... ::) But you're all welcome to try and find two words with the same rhyme!! ;) ;D)
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Those are great, Sonja! :)
The summer continued, the days flew by
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Thanks Marie!! :)
The summer continued, the days flew by
When it was time to leave the mountain they both wondered why
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The summer continued, the days flew by
When it was time to leave the mountain they both wondered why
But snow had come early that year
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The summer continued, the days flew by
When it was time to leave the mountain they both wondered why
But snow had come early that year
And they'd forgotten the bell to keep away the bear
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The summer continued, the days flew by
When it was time to leave the mountain they both wondered why
But snow had come early that year
And they'd forgotten the bell to keep away the bear
So for almost twenty years they both lived a lie.
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The summer continued, the days flew by
When it was time to leave the mountain they both wondered why
But snow had come early that year
And they'd forgotten the bell to keep away the bear
So for almost twenty years they both lived a lie.
look what misery a forgotten bear bell can cause! Sonja! :laugh: :laugh:
Ok. A new one.
Jack hung the shirts on a wire hanger
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Jack hung the shirts on a wire hanger
Sleeves with blood, evidence of anger
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Jack hung the shirts on a wire hanger
Sleeves with blood, evidence of anger
Unable and unwilling to let go
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look what misery a forgotten bear bell can cause! Sonja! :laugh: :laugh:
Be sure never to forget yours!
;)
;D ;D
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Jack hung the shirts on a wire hanger
Sleeves with blood, evidence of anger
Unable and unwilling to let go
He never could accept Ennis's "no"
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Jack hung the shirts on a wire hanger
Sleeves with blood, evidence of anger
Unable and unwilling to let go
He never could accept Ennis's "no"
Even when he wore a ring on his finger
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Nice. 8)
Almost twenty years since the summer on Brokeback
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Almost twenty years since the summer on Brokeback
Jack went for a drive, skies above him black
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Almost twenty years since the summer on Brokeback
Jack went for a drive, skies above him black
The tire was flat, and he had to make a change.
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Be sure never to forget yours!
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/grizzly-bear-warning.jpg :laugh:
Almost twenty years since the summer on Brokeback
Jack went for a drive, skies above him black
The tire was flat, and he had to make a change.
But the tire looked pretty strange,
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http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/grizzly-bear-warning.jpg :laugh:
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
And, knowing that, Monika left her pepper spray at home and forgot to use her bear bell!!!!! :o :o :o :o
She put all our lives at stake in Alberta!!!!! :o >:( >:( >:(
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Almost twenty years since the summer on Brokeback
Jack went for a drive, skies above him black
The tire was flat, and he had to make a change.
But the tire looked pretty strange
Nothing warned him of the attack
:'( :'( :'( :'(
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
And, knowing that, Monika left her pepper spray at home and forgot to use her bear bell!!!!! :o :o :o :o
She put all our lives at stake in Alberta!!!!! :o >:( >:( >:(
no, only yours. Because I think I might outrun you.
:laugh:
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no, only yours. Because I think I might outrun you.
To be quite honest, most people would probably outrun me....bear or no bear....
;D
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New one:
I leave this line here, and hope it becomes a limerick overnight
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I leave this line here, and hope it becomes a limerick overnight
While Sonja dreams, we attempt to write,
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I leave this line here, and hope it becomes a limerick overnight
While Sonja dreams, we attempt to write
Some clever words with meter
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I leave this line here, and hope it becomes a limerick overnight
While Sonja dreams, we attempt to write
Some clever words with meter
Though I wish it could be neater
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I leave this line here, and hope it becomes a limerick overnight
While Sonja dreams, we attempt to write
Some clever words with meter
Though I wish it could be neater
We're glad we're not doing it in Swedish, right?
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When it comes to Brokie "language" we're all the same
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When it comes to Brokie "language" we're all the same,
From "you bet" to "me neither" we play the same game,
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I leave this line here, and hope it becomes a limerick overnight
While Sonja dreams, we attempt to write
Some clever words with meter
Though I wish it could be neater
We're glad we're not doing it in Swedish, right?
Wow, it worked!!!
;D ;D
Thanks, Lynne and Paul!!
:-*
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When it comes to Brokie "language" we're all the same,
From "you bet" to "me neither" we play the same game,
We want to speak Brokie speak always and everywhere
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When it comes to Brokie "language" we're all the same,
From "you bet" to "me neither" we play the same game,
We want to speak Brokie speak always and everywhere
Even though we might forget to change our underwear
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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When it comes to Brokie "language" we're all the same,
From "you bet" to "me neither" we play the same game,
We want to speak Brokie speak always and everywhere
Even though we might forget to change our underwear
I'm afraid this limerick is turning out pretty lame
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When it comes to Brokie "language" we're all the same,
From "you bet" to "me neither" we play the same game,
We want to speak Brokie speak always and everywhere
Even though we might forget to change our underwear
I'm afraid this limerick is turning out pretty lame
Lame? Us? Nevaaah!
:D
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Lame? Us? Nevaaah!
Look who's talking.... ::)
You were the one adding underwear to the mix!! :o
;) ;D :-*
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(I alla sorters väder
kom ihåg rena underkläder
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:)
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Speaking of underwear, Ennis had no drawers
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Speaking of underwear, Ennis had no drawers
which heightened Jack's interest by galores
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Speaking of underwear, Ennis had no drawers
which heightened Jack's interest by galores
Did Jack go commando too, we wonder
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Speaking of underwear, Ennis had no drawers
which heightened Jack's interest by galores
Did Jack go commando too, we wonder
Bare, boxers, or briefs, down under?
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Speaking of underwear, Ennis had no drawers
which heightened Jack's interest by galores
Did Jack go commando too, we wonder
Bare, boxers, or briefs, down under?
Could he find any Calvins in Wyoming stores?
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Jack was one to swagger and to brag a lot
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Jack was one to swagger and to brag a lot
but the one thing he wanted most he never got
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Jack was one to swagger and to brag a lot
but the one thing he wanted most he never got--
A life together, so sweet
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Jack was one to swagger and to brag a lot
but the one thing he wanted most he never got--
A life together, so sweet,
Full of passion and heat,
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Jack was one to swagger and to brag a lot
but the one thing he wanted most he never got--
A life together, so sweet,
Full of passion and heat,
What he didn't do was dress in drag a lot.
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^^^^^
;D ;D
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:laugh: Yeah, only once in awhile :D
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As far as Jack's and Lureen's marriage goes, they can do it over the phone
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As far as Jack's and Lureen's marriage goes, they can do it over the phone
Jack knows for sure that Childress isn´t his real home
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As far as Jack's and Lureen's marriage goes, they can do it over the phone
Jack knows for sure that Childress isn´t his real home
He'd prefer the lousiest shack ever, if only Ennis was there
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As far as Jack's and Lureen's marriage goes, they can do it over the phone
Jack knows for sure that Childress isn´t his real home
He'd prefer the lousiest shack ever, if only Ennis was there--
always dreaming of Brokeback and the cool Wyoming air
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As far as Jack's and Lureen's marriage goes, they can do it over the phone
Jack knows for sure that Childress isn´t his real home
He'd prefer the lousiest shack ever, if only Ennis was there--
always dreaming of Brokeback and the cool Wyoming air
and the ultimate dream: a little cow 'n calf of their own
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Brokeback got us good, that's fer sure
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Brokeback got us good, that's fer sure
So good, sometimes the boundaries blur
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Brokeback got us good, that's fer sure
So good, sometimes the boundaries blur,
Do I know you people?
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Brokeback got us good, that's fer sure
So good, sometimes the boundaries blur
We can't see the difference between RL and BBM world
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;D
Once again we have two limericks!!
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Brokeback got us good, that's fer sure
So good, sometimes the boundaries blur,
Do I know you people?
I'm dizzy, weak and feeble
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Brokeback got us good, that's fer sure
So good, sometimes the boundaries blur,
Do I know you people?
I'm dizzy, weak and feeble
For Brokeback fever there is no cure.
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Two separate Thanksgivings, neither a success
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Two separate Thanksgivings, neither a success
One with TV-switching, the other--a mess
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Two separate Thanksgivings, neither a success
One with TV-switching, the other--a mess,
Should have gone fishin,'
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Two separate Thanksgivings, neither a success
One with TV-switching, the other--a mess,
Should have gone fishin,'
'Stead of wishbone-wishin',
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Two separate Thanksgivings, neither a success
One with TV-switching, the other--a mess,
Should have gone fishin,'
'Stead of wishbone-wishin',
And spend the weekend to each other undress
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BetterMost is up again, more limericks can be written
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BetterMost is up again, more limericks can be written
By folks from all over the world, even Britain
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BetterMost is up again, more limericks can be written
By folks from all over the world, even Britain
We entertain each other
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BetterMost is up again, more limericks can be written
By folks from all over the world, even Britain
We entertain each other
One way and another
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BetterMost is up again, more limericks can be written
By folks from all over the world, even Britain
We entertain each other
One way and another,
This limerick writin' hobby sure beats knittin'!
:D
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BetterMost is up again, more limericks can be written
By folks from all over the world, even Britain
We entertain each other
One way and another,
This limerick writin' hobby sure beats knittin'!
:D
good one, Gwyllion!
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We ´re probably better than Shakespeare
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We´re probably better than Shakespeare
Who wrote sonnets, not limericks, my dear,
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We´re probably better than Shakespeare
Who wrote sonnets, not limericks, my dear,
Two Romeos, no Juliet,
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We´re probably better than Shakespeare
Who wrote sonnets, not limericks, my dear,
Two Romeos, no Juliet,
Their passion isn't cool yet,
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BetterMost is up again, more limericks can be written
By folks from all over the world, even Britain
We entertain each other
One way and another,
This limerick writin' hobby sure beats knittin'!
:D
;D
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We´re probably better than Shakespeare
Who wrote sonnets, not limericks, my dear,
Two Romeos, no Juliet,
Their passion isn't cool yet
But their lives were ruled not by love, but fear
:'( :'( :'(
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The post Brokeback syndrome is a peculiar disease
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The post Brokeback syndrome is a peculiar disease
It hits you in the gut, and brings you to your knees,
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The post Brokeback syndrome is a peculiar disease
It hits you in the gut, and brings you to your knees,
No cure has yet been found
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The post Brokeback syndrome is a peculiar disease
It hits you in the gut, and brings you to your knees,
No cure has yet been found
And we´re all still Brokeback bound
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The post Brokeback syndrome is a peculiar disease
It hits you in the gut, and brings you to your knees,
No cure has yet been found
And we´re all still Brokeback bound
I surely hope it will never cease!
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If our boys had had their sweet life, would we have been this hooked?
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If our boys had had their sweet life, would we have been this hooked?
Or would we Ennis and Jack have over-looked?
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If our boys had had their sweet life, would we have been this hooked?
Or would we Ennis and Jack have over-looked?
The tragedy is part of our obsession
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If our boys had had their sweet life, would we have been this hooked?
Or would we Ennis and Jack have over-looked?
The tragedy is part of our obsession,
These limericks ain't helpin', I'm just guessin',
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If our boys had had their sweet life, would we have been this hooked?
Or would we Ennis and Jack have over-looked?
The tragedy is part of our obsession,
These limericks ain't helpin', I'm just guessin',
Or perhaps if we got Proulx booked...
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"You didn't go up there to fish!", Alma said in a rage
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"You didn't go up there to fish!", Alma said in a rage
It was a man that smelled of whiskey, cigarettes, pine and sage.
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"You didn't go up there to fish!", Alma said in a rage
It was a man that smelled of whiskey, cigarettes, pine and sage.
She knew because she had seen them that day
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"You didn't go up there to fish!", Alma said in a rage
It was a man that smelled of whiskey, cigarettes, pine and sage.
She knew because she had seen them that day
Kissing each other, in a most passionate way
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"You didn't go up there to fish!", Alma said in a rage
It was a man that smelled of whiskey, cigarettes, pine and sage.
She knew because she had seen them that day
Kissing each other, in a most passionate way
And a twenty year span of time didn't assuage
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L D carved the turkey, said he was the stud duck
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L D carved the turkey, said he was the stud duck
Jack hoped for a peaceful dinner, but was out of luck,
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L D carved the turkey, said he was the stud duck
Jack hoped for a peaceful dinner, but was out of luck
For once he stood up for himself
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L D carved the turkey, said he was the stud duck
Jack hoped for a peaceful dinner, but was out of luck
For once he stood up for himself
Instead of sitting on the shelf,
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L D carved the turkey, said he was the stud duck
Jack hoped for a peaceful dinner, but was out of luck
For once he stood up for himself
Instead of sitting on the shelf
He was no longer in humility stuck
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Instead of sitting on the shelf,
???
What does it mean?
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???
What does it mean?
Just like the image--being passive, complacent.
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Time went by so fast on the mountain
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Time went by so fast on the mountain
Thay knew summer would end, didn't need countin'
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Time went by so fast on the mountain
Thay knew summer would end, didn't need countin'
so back into the tent
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Time went by so fast on the mountain
Thay knew summer would end, didn't need countin'
so back into the tent,
Where Ennis took the hint,
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Time went by so fast on the mountain
Thay knew summer would end, didn't need countin'
so back into the tent,
Where Ennis took the hint,
And did his best job at mountin'.
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^^^^^^^^
;D
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When Alma left for work she told Ennis, "supper's on the stove!"
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When Alma left for work she told Ennis, "supper's on the stove!"
but instead she meant I hope you are not in love
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When Alma left for work she told Ennis, "supper's on the stove!"
but instead she meant I hope you are not in love,
'cause I saw you two smoochin'
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but instead she meant I hope you are not in love
welcome, Sophia. And a good one at that!
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When Alma left for work she told Ennis, "supper's on the stove!"
but instead she meant I hope you are not in love,
'cause I saw you two smoochin'
And now he comes up here twice a year, moochin´
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welcome, Sophia. And a good one at that!
I second that, on both accounts!
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When Alma left for work she told Ennis, "supper's on the stove!"
but instead she meant I hope you are not in love,
'cause I saw you two smoochin'
And now he comes up here twice a year, moochin´
It's all your fault, that you me into Monroe's arms drove
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When Alma left for work she told Ennis, "supper's on the stove!"
but instead she meant I hope you are not in love,
'cause I saw you two smoochin'
And now he comes up here twice a year, moochin´
It's all your fault, that you me into Monroe's arms drove
because that is not what I wanted, i wanted it to glow
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Jack dreamt about the sweet life and a place of their own
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Jack dreamt about the sweet life and a place of their own
with Ennis del mar he felt there love could just grown
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Jack dreamt about the sweet life and a place of their own
with Ennis del mar he felt there love could just grown
But alas, that wasn't to be
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Jack dreamt about the sweet life and a place of their own
with Ennis del mar he felt there love could just grown
But alas, that wasn't to be
because Ennis never felt he could see
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Jack dreamt about the sweet life and a place of their own
with Ennis del mar he felt there love could just grown
But alas, that wasn't to be
because Ennis never felt he could see
how "cow 'n calf" could ever be only about getting a loan
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Jack dreamt about the sweet life and a place of their own
with Ennis del mar he felt there love could just grown
But alas, that wasn't to be
because Ennis never felt he could see
how "cow 'n calf" could ever be only about getting a loan
ha ha what a great line. i am gonna say good night and leave you with it and dream about cow n calf.
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Thanks! ;)
I was just about to go to bed too.
Natti natti, sov gott! ;D
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Thanks! Wink
I was just about to go to bed too.
Natti natti, sov gott! Grin
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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Natti natti, sov gott!
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Nighty night, sleep well!
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Seems to me the limerickers have been resting
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Seems to me the limerickers have been resting
24 hours later I am up for a testing
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Seems to me the limerickers have been resting
24 hours later I am up for a testing.
Put your thinking cap on,
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Seems to me the limerickers have been resting
24 hours later I am up for a testing.
Put your thinking cap on,
and computer ON and you are done.
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Seems to me the limerickers have been resting
24 hours later I am up for a testing.
Put your thinking cap on,
and computer ON and you are done
the outcome is usually very interesting!
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Jack's old Resistol had seen better days
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Jack's old Resistol had seen better days
It had been stained and dented in various ways
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Jacks old resistol had seen better days
It had been stained and dented in various ways.
They rolled in the grass, and made love to each other
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Jacks old resistol had seen better days
It had been stained and dented in various ways.
They rolled in the grass, and made love to each other
And didn't care that pneumonia was had by Jack's mum's brother
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Jacks old resistol had seen better days
It had been stained and dented in various ways.
They rolled in the grass and made love to each other
And didn't care that pneumonia was had by Jack's mum's brother
He healed up fine, and they didn't worry about him further
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On special occasions they wore bolo ties
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On special occasions they wore bolo ties,
Alone together, they used no such disguise,
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On special occasions they wore bolo ties,
Alone together, they used no such disguise,
Just two poor country boys
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On special occasions they wore bolo ties,
Alone together, they used no such disguise,
Just two poor country boys
Didn't need any kind of fancy toys
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On special occasions they wore bolo ties,
Alone together, they used no such disguise,
Just two poor country boys
Didn't need any kind of fancy toys
Just some whiskey, and to watch the moonrise.
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We won't ever get tired of our favourite movie
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We won't ever get tired of our favourite movie
forever ever ever,ever ever, do we, no, because its so groovy
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We won't ever get tired of our favourite movie
forever ever ever,ever ever, do we, no, because its so groovy
We can watch and discuss it no end
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We won't ever get tired of our favourite movie
forever ever ever,ever ever, do we, no, because its so groovy
We can watch and discuss it no end
because we don´t wanna lose our brokiefriend
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We won't ever get tired of our favourite movie
forever ever ever,ever ever, do we, no, because its so groovy
We can watch and discuss it no end
because we don´t wanna lose our brokiefriend
I can't think of another word that rhymes with movie.... :-\
Nobody else wanna try?
We need to finish this poor old forgotten limerick off, and start a new one!! ;D
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We won't ever get tired of our favourite movie
forever ever ever,ever ever, do we, no, because its so groovy
We can watch and discuss it no end
because we don´t wanna lose our brokiefriend
Not to mention our favorite Brokie, RouxB!
(I know, I know, we call it "forced rhyme".) :)
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They had to leave, because of early snow
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They had to leave, because of early snow
And parted ways in Signal, the town below
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They had to leave, because of early snow
And parted ways in Signal, the town below,
He puked out his guts,
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They had to leave, because of early snow
And parted ways in Signal, the town below,
He puked out his guts,
punched a wall, got some cuts
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They had to leave, because of early snow
And parted ways in Signal, the town below,
He puked out his guts,
punched a wall, got some cuts
And had feelings that he hardly could know.
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Phew! That one stuck to the prescribed meter more than any in recent memory :laugh:
He woke up in the tent, alone and cold,
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He woke up in the tent, alone and cold
he longed for Jack in his arms to hold
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He woke up in the tent, alone and cold
he longed for Jack in his arms to hold
Walked outside, there Jack stood by the fire
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He woke up in the tent, alone and cold
he longed for Jack in his arms to hold
Walked outside, there Jack stood by the fire
Jack certainly knew how Ennis into action inspire
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He woke up in the tent, alone and cold
he longed for Jack in his arms to hold
Walked outside, there Jack stood by the fire
Jack certainly knew how Ennis into action inspire
Ennis embraced Jack, felt his body against his fold
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We won't ever get tired of our favourite movie
Though Ennis and Jack surely never were groovy
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We won't ever get tired of our favourite movie
Though Ennis and Jack surely never were groovy
Good thing we aren´t trying to be trendy
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Hmmm....this one was impossible already the first time we had it! :o
In the end there will be the problem to find something that rhymes with "movie" again!! ::) ;D
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Try the rhyming dictionary: http://www.rhymer.com/cgi-bin/rhymer2.cgi
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Try the rhyming dictionary: http://www.rhymer.com/cgi-bin/rhymer2.cgi
Yes, and it's the reason I used the word "groovy." It says there is no other rhyme for "movie."
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We won't ever get tired of our favourite movie
Though Ennis and Jack surely never were groovy
Good thing we aren´t trying to be trendy
Though repeat tickets certainly got spendy
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We won't ever get tired of our favourite movie
Though Ennis and Jack surely never were groovy
Good thing we aren´t trying to be trendy
Though repeat tickets certainly got spendy
We´d rather listen to Jack sing than David Bowie
O0
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Try the rhyming dictionary: http://www.rhymer.com/cgi-bin/rhymer2.cgi
Thanks, it sounds good, but it seems the site is down. I can't access it.... :-\
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Yes, and it's the reason I used the word "groovy." It says there is no other rhyme for "movie."
LOL!
Not a very good word for limerickal use then....
Next time we'll have to start with "film" instead!!
;D
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We won't ever get tired of our favourite movie
Though Ennis and Jack surely never were groovy
Good thing we aren´t trying to be trendy
Though repeat tickets certainly got spendy
We´d rather listen to Jack sing than David Bowie
;) ;D
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For limerickal use, we need words with good rhymes
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There were two sheep herders from Nantucket. :)
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For limerickal use, we need words with good rhymes
This actually was an attempt of the next one, but never mind.
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There were two sheep herders from Nantucket
when something was wrong, they just said "fuck it"
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There were two sheep herders from Nantucket
when something was wrong, they just said "fuck it"
Then slept out with the sheep, leaving no sign.
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There were two sheep herders from Nantucket
when something was wrong, they just said "fuck it"
They slept out with the sheep, leaving no sign
about the sheep Aguirre said, "they're mine!"
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There were two sheep herders from Nantucket
when something was wrong, they just said "fuck it"
They slept out with the sheep, leaving no sign
about the sheep Aguirre said, "they're mine!"
But none o'ya ranch hands can even carry a bucket.
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There were two cowboys who changed our lives
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There were two cowboys who changed our lives
They met on Brokeback, they fell in love, it was a great revive.
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There were two cowboys who changed our lives
They met on Brokeback, they fell in love, it was a great revive
But alas, the summer was only too short
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There were two cowboys who changed our lives
They met on Brokeback, they fell in love, it was a great revive
But alas, the summer was only too short
Worked on Jack's ole truck, it shrugged but started with a snort.
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There were two cowboys who changed our lives
They met on Brokeback, they fell in love, it was a great revive
But alas, the summer was only too short
Worked on Jack's ole truck, it shrugged but started with a snort.
They parted ways and soon there were both children and wives
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In Jack's old room, Ennis found something unexpected
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In Jack's old room, Ennis found something unexpected
We may ask: Were they meant to be detected?
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In Jack's old room, Ennis found something unexpected
We may ask: Were they meant to be detected?
If Jack were still alive, it may have been his greatest wish
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In Jack's old room, Ennis found something unexpected
We may ask: Were they meant to be detected?
If Jack were still alive, it may have been his greatest wish
Wanting Ennis to discover his love, and his personal fetish.
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In Jack's old room, Ennis found something unexpected
We may ask: Were they meant to be detected?
If Jack were still alive, it may have been his greatest wish
Wanting Ennis to discover his love, and his personal fetish
But when he found them, the shirts had been sadly neglected
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For Donna :-*
Being a mod is a lot of hard work
Much more so than just to sit around and lurk
But maybe sometimes a mod can spare the time
to write a limerick or come up with a rhyme
Coz only work and no fun makes people go berserk
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When they came down from the mountain Aguirre wasn't happy with the count
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For Donna :-*
Being a mod is a lot of hard work
Much more so than just to sit around and lurk
But maybe sometimes a mod can spare the time
to write a limerick or come up with a rhyme
Coz only work and no fun makes people go berserk
:laugh:
:-* :-* :-*
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When they came down from the mountain Aguirre wasn't happy with the count,
Told the boys they sucked at sheepherding while up on the mount,
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When they came down from the mountain Aguirre wasn't happy with the count,
Told the boys they sucked at sheepherding while up on the mount,
But at stemmin the rose
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When they came down from the mountain Aguirre wasn't happy with the count,
Told the boys they sucked at sheepherding while up on the mount,
But at stemmin the rose
they were experts we suppose
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When they came down from the mountain Aguirre wasn't happy with the count,
Told the boys they sucked at sheepherding while up on the mount,
But at stemmin the rose
they were experts we suppose
To have been able to watch we would have paid any amount
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When they came down from the mountain Aguirre wasn't happy with the count,
Told the boys they sucked at sheepherding while up on the mount,
But at stemmin the rose
they were experts we suppose
To have been able to watch we would have paid any amount
That's cool.
(And the meter is almost right...) :-X
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Meter, Paul says, to that Ennis shakes his head,
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That's cool.
(And the meter is almost right...) :-X
And it's naughty- just like a limerick should be!
Meter, Paul says, to that Ennis shakes his head,
"Ranch hands don't know nuthin 'bout poetry," he said.
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Meter, Paul says, to that Ennis shakes his head,
"Ranch hands don't know nuthin 'bout poetry," he said.
Seems neither do we,
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Meter, Paul says, to that Ennis shakes his head,
"Ranch hands don't know nuthin 'bout poetry," he said.
Seems neither do we,
But we're still full of glee
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Meter, Paul says, to that Ennis shakes his head,
"Ranch hands don't know nuthin 'bout poetry," he said.
Seems neither do we,
But we're still full of glee
Cause we have more than the saddle catalogue read
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The snow came way too early that year
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The snow came way too early that year,
Just like Ennis, when he came upon a bear, ::)
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LOL
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The snow came way too early that year,
Just like Ennis, when he came upon a bear, ::)
The snow came somewhat differently, however... ;D
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The snow came way too early that year,
Just like Ennis, when he came upon a bear, ::)
The snow came somewhat differently, however... ;D
Gently and slowly, not like Ennis´s kind of weather O0
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The snow came way too early that year,
Just like Ennis, when he came upon a bear, ::)
The snow came somewhat differently, however... ;D
Gently and slowly, not like Ennis´s kind of weather O0
'Cause you won't surprise snow, like you will a beast in his lair :laugh:
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Does anyone really understand that limerick?
I sure don't.....
;D :laugh:
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In 1963, Ennis and Jack were 19 years old
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Does anyone really understand that limerick?
I sure don't.....
;D :laugh:
I tried to figure it out and it gave me a headache :laugh:
Must be the blond highlights in my hair
but it did rhyme! O0
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In 1963, Ennis and Jack were 19 years old
That they were both worth to be loved, neither had been told
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In 1963, Ennis and Jack were 19 years old
That they were both worth to be loved, neither had been told
But Jack took a chance,
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In 1963, Ennis and Jack were 19 years old
That they were both worth to be loved, neither had been told
But Jack took a chance,
Invited Ennis to a life-long dance
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In 1963, Ennis and Jack were 19 years old
That they were both worth to be loved, neither had been told
But Jack took a chance,
Invited Ennis to a life-long dance
But Ennis settled for beans, when he was offered gold
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In 1963, Ennis and Jack were 19 years old
That they were both worth to be loved, neither had been told
But Jack took a chance,
Invited Ennis to a life-long dance
But Ennis settled for beans, when he was offered gold
well done!
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well done!
that applies to all of us :)
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Brokeback Mountain is a story about Ennis del Mar and Jack Twist
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Brokeback Mountain is a story about Ennis del Mar and Jack Twist
And more often than not it appeared, that at Ennis ole Jack would get pissed.
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Brokeback Mountain is a story about Ennis del Mar and Jack Twist
And more often than not it appeared, that at Ennis ole Jack would get pissed.
But truth be told, he loved him through thick and thin.
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Brokeback Mountain is a story about Ennis del Mar and Jack Twist
And more often than not it appeared, that at Ennis ole Jack would get pissed.
But truth be told, he loved him through thick and thin.
Cause instead of girls, he liked grown men,
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Brokeback Mountain is a story about Ennis del Mar and Jack Twist
And more often than not it appeared, that at Ennis ole Jack would get pissed.
But truth be told, he loved him through thick and thin.
Cause instead of girls, he liked grown men,
'Tis nothing but tragic, all the time together they missed.
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I wonder if Annie Proulx knew, what an impact her story would have
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I wonder if Annie Proulx knew, what an impact her story would have
because I sure hell never new how I would behave
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I wonder if Annie Proulx knew, what an impact her story would have
because I sure hell never new how I would behave
It was a total punch in the gut
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I wonder if Annie Proulx knew, what an impact her story would have
because I sure hell never knew how I would behave
It was a total punch in the gut
now we all waits for the directors cut
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I wonder if Annie Proulx knew, what an impact her story would have
because I sure hell never knew how I would behave
It was a total punch in the gut
now we all waits for the directors cut
of the movie that so unexpectedly became our fav
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Heath brought us to Ennis, and Jake helped us find Jack.
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Heath brought us to Ennis, and Jake helped us find Jack.
They did it so well, we'll never get our pre BBM life back.
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Heath brought us to Ennis, and Jake helped us find Jack.
They did it so well, we'll never get our pre BBM life back.
They sure got us good,
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Heath brought us to Ennis, and Jake helped us find Jack.
They did it so well, we'll never get our pre BBM life back.
They sure got us good,
in a way noone else ever could
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Heath brought us to Ennis, and Jake helped us find Jack.
They did it so well, we'll never get our pre BBM life back.
They sure got us good,
in a way noone else ever could
And we've been hit with an acute Broke-attack.
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For Jack and Ennis I have one Christmas wish
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For Jack and Ennis I have one Christmas wish
It involves neither beans nor elk nor fish,
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For Jack and Ennis I have one Christmas wish
It involves neither beans nor elk nor fish,
That they find themselves warm
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For Jack and Ennis I have one Christmas wish
It involves neither beans nor elk nor fish,
That they find themselves warm
And far, far from harm,
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For Jack and Ennis I have one Christmas wish
It involves neither beans nor elk nor fish,
That they find themselves warm
And far, far from harm,
By the light of the menorah, don't you know they were Jewish?
:laugh:
Happy holidaze!
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:laugh: :laugh:
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OMG Donna ---- that's the reason they celebrate T'giving and not Xmas in the movie!!
Why didn't I think of that?
;D ;D
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An enduring BBM question finally answered ::)
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:laugh:
Any other tricky BBM questions we can provide the answer to? ;D
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I got one for you
We all wonder why Jack put his boot in the fire
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We all wonder why Jack put his boot in the fire
maybe he just held it out for Ennis to admire
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We all wonder why Jack put his boot in the fire
maybe he just held it out for Ennis to admire,
His toes started cookin'
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We all wonder why Jack put his boot in the fire
maybe he just held it out for Ennis to admire,
His toes started cookin'
It sure got Ennis lookin'
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We all wonder why Jack put his boot in the fire
maybe he just held it out for Ennis to admire,
His toes started cookin'
It sure got Ennis lookin'
The whole thing was beyond dire
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I wonder why Jack and Ennis never did any fishing
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I wonder why Jack and Ennis never did any fishing
Were they simply to busy kissing?
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I wonder why Jack and Ennis never did any fishing
Were they simply to busy kissing?
Will we ever know?
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I wonder why Jack and Ennis never did any fishing
Were they simply too busy kissing?
Will we ever know?
Or is it better we our questions out the window throw
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I wonder why Jack and Ennis never did any fishing
Were they simply too busy kissing?
Will we ever know?
Or is it better we our questions out the window throw
Maybe it was simpler, they were just life long wishing.
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Next one:
Should Ennis have refused to marry Alma?
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Should Ennis have refused to marry Alma?
He could have taken Jack and moved to Selma.
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Should Ennis have refused to marry Alma?
He could have taken Jack and moved to Selma.
Selma is warmer,
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Should Ennis have refused to marry Alma?
He could have taken Jack and moved to Selma.
Selma is warmer,
So lose the former
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Should Ennis have refused to marry Alma?
He could have taken Jack and moved to Selma.
Selma is warmer,
So lose the former
But even warmer is a Majorca island, namely Palma
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Next one:
Maybe we should care about the meter
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Maybe we should care about the meter,
If we did, our limericks would be sweeter,
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Maybe we should care about the meter,
If we did, our limericks would be sweeter
However, the meter is only a minor detail
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Maybe we should care about the meter,
If we did, our limericks would be sweeter
However, the meter is only a minor detail,
Following it, you often fail,
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Maybe we should care about the meter,
If we did, our limericks would be sweeter
However, the meter is only a minor detail,
Following it, you often fail,
And find, in the end, that 10 dl is never more than a litre
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If Jack or Ennis were a New Year's baby,
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If Jack or Ennis were a New Year's baby,
It would be their birthday tonight maybe?
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If Jack or Ennis were a New Year's baby,
It would be their birthday tonight maybe?
Like one of our friends,
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If Jack or Ennis were a New Year's baby,
It would be their birthday tonight maybe?
Like one of our friends
whose birthday party on her friends not having a hangover depends
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If Jack or Ennis were a New Year's baby,
It would be their birthday tonight maybe?
Like one of our friends
whose birthday party on her friends not having a hangover depends
So go easy on that bottle of whiskey!
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They were always apart when each new year came
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They were always apart when each new year came
and that made them feel full of shame
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They were always apart when each new year came
and that made them feel full of shame
Finally, Jack gave up his hopes
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They were always apart when each new year came
and that made them feel full of shame
Finally, Jack gave up his hopes
and decided to take Ennis and elopes
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They were always apart when each new year came
and that made them feel full of shame
Finally, Jack gave up his hopes
and decided to take Ennis and elopes
but that didn't happen, who is to blame?
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If Jack hadn't got a flat tire, how would it all have ended?
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If Jack hadn't got a flat tire, how would it all have ended?
with them keeping everything closed up and defended
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If Jack hadn't got a flat tire, how would it all have ended?
with them keeping everything closed up and defended
Would Ennis ever have torn his walls down?
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If Jack hadn't got a flat tire, how would it all have ended?
with them keeping everything closed up and defended
Would Ennis ever have torn his walls down?
yes and then it would be a real showdown
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If Jack hadn't got a flat tire, how would it all have ended?
with them keeping everything closed up and defended
Would Ennis ever have torn his walls down?
yes and then it would be a real showdown
Is it possible that their lives and hearts could have been mended?
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LOL @ the totally Swedish limerick! ;)
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You Swedes are getting good at rhyming! :laugh:
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You Swedes are getting good at rhyming!
It is all a matter of timing.
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You Swedes are getting good at rhyming!
It is all a matter of timing.
And some swedish talent
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LOL @ the totally Swedish limerick! ;)
;D it was fun. Thanks for starting doing this brokeback limericks, you inspired me to try it. Now a few months later and I am totally stuck.
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;D it was fun. Thanks for starting doing this brokeback limericks, you inspired me to try it. Now a few months later and I am totally stuck.
I'm glad I inspired you, but I'm not the one who started them, far from it!
And I'm totally stuck too, btw!! ;) ;D
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You Swedes are getting good at rhyming!
It is all a matter of timing.
And some swedish talent
Thanks for the praise, Donna's so gallant
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I'm glad I inspired you, but I'm not the one who started them, far from it!
And I'm totally stuck too, btw!! ;) ;D
Sorry I meant I saw you doing a lot of limericks and that got me interested finding out what it was. And one thing led to one an other. here I am!
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Sorry I meant I saw you doing a lot of limericks and that got me interested finding out what it was. And one thing led to one an other. here I am!
LOL!
And I'm glad you are!!
Never enuff swedish brokie limerickers, never enuff.
;D
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You Swedes are getting good at rhyming!
It is all a matter of timing.
And some swedish talent
Thanks for the praise, Donna's so gallant
And very extremly charming
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I wonder, did Lureen ever remarry?
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I wonder, did Lureen ever remarry?
Or did she her widow-ness forever carry?
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I wonder, did Lureen ever remarry?
Or did she her widow-ness forever carry?
or did she find her own sexuality?
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I wonder, did Lureen ever remarry?
Or did she her widow-ness forever carry?
or did she find her own sexuality?
And finally got in touch with reality
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I wonder, did Lureen ever remarry?
Or did she her widow-ness forever carry?
or did she find her own sexuality?
And finally got in touch with reality
No I think she got stuck on sherry
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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She said hi hi hi
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She said hi hi hi
how bad can it be
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She said hi hi hi
how bad can it be
don´t look at me
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She said hi hi hi
how bad can it be
don´t look at me
I'm climbing up a tree
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She said hi hi hi
how bad can it be
don´t look at me
I'm climbing up a tree
She wanna go high high high
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She said hi hi hi
how bad can it be
don´t look at me
I'm climbing up a tree
She wanna go high high high
I think you Swedes must be high. :-X
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I think you Swedes must be high. :-X
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: you are absolutly right. we are high on the highway to bettermost
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I think you Swedes must be high. :-X
No, you simply don´t recognise genius when you see it, Paul
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No, you simply don´t recognise genius when you see it, Paul
Probably because I'm not high.
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Probably because I'm not high.
Or not high enough
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As we prepare to see Heath's final film
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No, you simply don´t recognise genius when you see it, Paul
LOL!!
well, better high than low, that's how i see it....
....esp if you manage to get high on a bad limerick....!!!! ;D :laugh:
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As we prepare to see Heath's final film
they still haft to wait to see it in Ailm
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As we prepare to see Heath's final film
they still haft to wait to see it in Ailm,
We'll probably be sad,
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As we prepare to see Heath's final film
they still haft to wait to see it in Ailm,
We'll probably be sad,
and slightly mad
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As we prepare to see Heath's final film
they still haft to wait to see it in Ailm,
We'll probably be sad,
and slightly mad,
That Heath never got to finish The Imaginarium.
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now we can´t wait to see heath as tony
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now we can´t wait to see heath as tony
He probably won't be riding a pony
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now we can´t wait to see heath as tony
He probably won't be riding a pony,
Or a horse like Cigar Butt,
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now we can´t wait to see heath as tony
He probably won't be riding a pony,
Or a horse like Cigar Butt,
or looking at someone and thinking of smut
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now we can´t wait to see heath as tony
He probably won't be riding a pony,
Or a horse like Cigar Butt,
or looking at someone and thinking of smut
No, he will be such a fullmoony
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There once was a young boy from Sage
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There once was a young boy from Sage
who wanted to be a teenage
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There once was a young boy from Sage
who wanted to be a teenage
He felt differently from everyone else
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There once was a young boy from Sage
who wanted to be a teenage
He felt differently from everyone else
he always wanted to be wireless
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???
Vad menas med det? ;) ;D
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ha ha ha, först fick jag en ångest attack. hjälp vad har jag skrivit. you got me good there! men tillsist ramlade pilletten ner.......
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NEW START:
We all are lovers of Ang Lee's movie.
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We all are lovers of Ang Lee's movie.
for us it was "THE" film to see
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We all are lovers of Ang Lee's movie.
for us it was "THE" film to see
The auteur breathed life
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We all are lovers of Ang Lee's movie.
for us it was "THE" film to see
The auteur breathed life
And some trouble and strife
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We all are lovers of Ang Lee's movie.
for us it was "THE" film to see
The auteur breathed life
And some trouble and strife
But it left many feeling very moody.
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He carved the turkey with a vibrating knife,
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He carved the turkey with a vibrating knife,
He got two new daughters, plus a new wife,
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He carved the turkey with a vibrating knife,
He got two new daughters, plus a new wife,
With a baby on the way
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He carved the turkey with a vibrating knife,
He got two new daughters, plus a new wife,
With a baby on the way,
He had little else to say,
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He carved the turkey with a vibrating knife,
He got two new daughters, plus a new wife,
With a baby on the way,
He had little else to say,
And "Jack Nasty" is just a new way of life!
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Jack carved the turkey the old-fashioned way
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Jack carved the turkey the old-fashioned way,
After cussing out LD, and ruining his day,
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Jack carved the turkey the old-fashioned way,
After cussing out LD, and ruining his day,
Jack's master of his domain
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Jack carved the turkey the old-fashioned way,
After cussing out LD, and ruining his day,
Jack's master of his domain
It must have drove LD insane,
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Jack carved the turkey the old-fashioned way,
After cussing out LD, and ruining his day,
Jack's master of his domain
It must have drove LD insane
But even worse if he'd known Jack was gay
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Jack wanted to kick L.D.'s ignorant ass
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Jack wanted to kick L.D.'s ignorant ass
That would really have been some entertainment of high class
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Jack wanted to kick L.D.'s ignorant ass
That would really have been some entertainment of high class
Right into next week,
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Jack wanted to kick L.D.'s ignorant ass
That would really have been some entertainment of high class
Right into next week
with the speed of a blue streak
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Jack wanted to kick L.D.'s ignorant ass
That would really have been some entertainment of high class
Right into next week
with the speed of a blue streak
Jack sure knew how to give LD sass.
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What's sass?
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What's sass?
That's what Jack gave LD.
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That's what Jack gave LD.
ok, so giving someone sass is a more civilised way of kicking someone in the ass?
;D
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ok, so giving someone sass is a more civilised way of kicking someone in the ass?
Well, it's a more verbal way.
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Jack just told L.D. to sit his ignorant ass down!
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Jack just told L.D. to sit his ignorant ass down!
LD was afraid he would be a laughing stock all over town
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Jack just told L.D. to sit his ignorant ass down!
LD was afraid he would be a laughing stock all over town
Then he walked sideways to his seat
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Jack just told L.D. to sit his ignorant ass down!
LD was afraid he would be a laughing stock all over town
Then he walked sideways to his seat
forced to cool down his temperamentally heat
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Jack just told L.D. to sit his ignorant ass down!
LD was afraid he would be a laughing stock all over town
Then he walked sideways to his seat
forced to cool down his temperamentally heat
And Jack sits down and recieves his crown
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"Supper is on the stove!", Alma exclaimed
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"Supper is on the stove!", Alma exclaimed
with a voice full of inflames
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"Supper is on the stove!", Alma exclaimed
with a voice full of inflames,
I wonder what's cookin',
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"Supper is on the stove!", Alma exclaimed
with a voice full of inflames,
I wonder what's cookin',
I can't smell it without lookin'
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"Supper is on the stove!", Alma exclaimed
with a voice full of inflames,
I wonder what's cookin',
I can't smell it without lookin'
said both ennis and jack unshamed
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BBM didn't have a cliffhanger ending,
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BBM didn't have a cliffhanger ending
but that doesn´t stop us from pretending
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BBM didn't have a cliffhanger ending
but that doesn't stop us from pretending
Jack didn't die
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BBM didn't have a cliffhanger ending
but that doesn't stop us from pretending
Jack didn't die
But still we cry
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BBM didn't have a cliffhanger ending
but that doesn't stop us from pretending
Jack didn't die
But still we cry
Our heartbreak is always impending
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I wonder if Junior is happy with Curt
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I wonder if Junior is happy with Curt
Her Daddy was worried that she would be hurt
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I wonder if Junior is happy with Curt
Her Daddy was worried that she would be hurt
But she told him that Curt loves her
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I wonder if Junior is happy with Curt
Her Daddy was worried that she would be hurt
But she told him that Curt loves her
He wouldn't be one that shoves her,
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I wonder if Junior is happy with Curt
Her Daddy was worried that she would be hurt
But she told him that Curt loves her
He wouldn't be one that shoves her,
And Junior left her sweater there on purpose just so she could come back one day and see Jack's shirt.
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I wonder if Junior is happy with Curt
Her Daddy was worried that she would be hurt
But she told him that Curt loves her
He wouldn't be one that shoves her,
And Junior left her sweater there on purpose just so she could come back one day and see Jack's shirt.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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LOL Paul! ;D
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Next:
What would've happened had she seen it hanging on the door
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:P Paul, that was awful!
What would've happened had she seen it hanging on the door?
Would she have thrown it into a donation box to give to the poor?
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I wonder if Junior is happy with Curt
Her Daddy was worried that she would be hurt
But she told him that Curt loves her
He wouldn't be one that shoves her,
And Junior left her sweater there on purpose just so she could come back one day and see Jack's shirt.
:laugh: That needs to go in the Hall of Fame!
What would've happened had she seen it hanging on the door?
Would she have thrown it into a donation box to give to the poor?
Or maybe she had a feeling
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:P Paul, that was awful!
Hey, I'll admit my meter is a little off, but at least it rhymes.
What would've happened had she seen it hanging on the door?
Would she have thrown it into a donation box to give to the poor?
Or maybe she had a feeling
Which sent her head a-reeling,
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What would've happened had she seen it hanging on the door?
Would she have thrown it into a donation box to give to the poor?
Or maybe she had a feeling
Which sent her head a-reeling,
That the two shirts in one meant much more.
NEXT:
Alma is worried about Ennis
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Alma is worried about Ennis
Would a new wife lessen his distress?
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Alma is worried about Ennis
Would a new wife lessen his distress?
Nobody but Jack
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Alma is worried about Ennis
Would a new wife lessen his distress?
Nobody but Jack
Could pick up the slack
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Alma is worried about Ennis
Would a new wife lessen his distress?
Nobody but Jack
Could pick up the slack
Still, Ennis wasn't able to confess.
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Ennis had a habit of peeing in the sink ( :P)
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Ennis had a habit of peeing in the sink ( :P)
and if he did it outside I am sure it would shrink ( :o)
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Ennis had a habit of peeing in the sink ( :P)
and if he did it outside I am sure it would shrink ( :o)
His trailer was cold 8)
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Ennis had a habit of peeing in the sink ( :P )
and if he did it outside I am sure it would shrink (:o)
His trailer was cold ( 8))
And his plumbing kind of old ( ;D)
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Ennis had a habit of peeing in the sink ( :P )
and if he did it outside I am sure it would shrink (:o)
His trailer was cold ( 8))
And his plumbing kind of old ( ;D)
Still, that neighbor in the next trailer would wink. ( ;) )
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Ennis only warshed what he could reach
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Ennis only warshed what he could reach
Stripped right down like he was at the beach
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Ennis only warshed what he could reach
Stripped right down like he was at the beach,
The water was hot,
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Ennis only warshed what he could reach
Stripped right down like he was at the beach,
The water was hot,
Jack was put on the spot
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Ennis only warshed what he could reach
Stripped right down like he was at the beach,
The water was hot,
Jack was put on the spot
And stole a peek of Ennis's ass like a peach.
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seeing the top of Ennis peach ass made Jack blush
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seeing the top of Ennis peach ass made Jack blush
And what he was feeling was more than a crush
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seeing the top of Ennis peach ass made Jack blush
And what he was feeling was more than a crush,
That sweet sassy fruit,
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seeing the top of Ennis peach ass made Jack blush
And what he was feeling was more than a crush,
That sweet sassy fruit,
Was just too damn cute
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seeing the top of Ennis peach ass made Jack blush
And what he was feeling was more than a crush,
That sweet sassy fruit,
Was just too damn cute
That potato-peeling Jack turned to mush.
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"Them soup boxes are hard to pack!"
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"Them soup boxes are hard to pack!"
Liked Elk better, hung on the rack.
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"Them soup boxes are hard to pack!"
Liked Elk better, hung on the rack
The two of them munching away
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"Them soup boxes are hard to pack!"
Liked Elk better, hung on the rack
The two of them munching away
Full belly and beer for dinner today.
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"Them soup boxes are hard to pack!"
Liked Elk better, hung on the rack
The two of them munching away
Full belly and beer for dinner today
A well deserved meal for Ennis and Jack
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Why did Jack choose the crow hopping horse?
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Why did Jack choose the crow hopping horse?
Cause that's the one he liked the best, of course.
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Why did Jack choose the crow hopping horse?
Cause that's the one he liked the best, of course.
But he soon got thrown
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Why did Jack choose the crow hopping horse?
Cause that's the one he liked the best, of course.
But he soon got thrown
She got lucky, bottoms down
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Why did Jack choose the crow hopping horse?
Cause that's the one he liked the best, of course.
But he soon got thrown
She got lucky, bottoms down
Ennis heard about it from the best available source
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Randall suggested a weekend at Lake Kemp
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Randall suggested a weekend at Lake Kemp
To drink a little whiskey, smoke a little hemp,
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Randall suggested a weekend at Lake Kemp
To drink a little whiskey, smoke a little hemp
Jack didn't really know how to respond
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Randall suggested a weekend at Lake Kemp
To drink a little whiskey, smoke a little hemp
Jack didn't really know how to respond
Rather be with his favorite blond
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Randall suggested a weekend at Lake Kemp
To drink a little whiskey, smoke a little hemp
Jack didn't really know how to respond
Rather be with his favorite blond
So they both wound up feeling verklempt!
(Aw, come on, poetic license, guys! ;D)
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Junior was crying and Jenny had a runny nose
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Junior was crying and Jenny had a runny nose
Two little babies kept them on their toes
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Junior was crying and Jenny had a runny nose
Two little babies kept them on their toes,
If Ennis had three hands,
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Junior was crying and Jenny had a runny nose
Two little babies kept them on their toes,
If Ennis had three hands,
He could meet their demands
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Junior was crying and Jenny had a runny nose
Two little babies kept them on their toes,
If Ennis had three hands,
He could meet their demands
But he hadn't, so he couldn't, I s'pose
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Alma washed the clothes, letting the babies cry
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Alma washed the clothes, letting the babies cry
I hope she'd have seen to them before the clothes were dry
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Alma washed the clothes, letting the babies cry
I hope she'd have seen to them before the clothes were dry,
With parents like the Del Mars,
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Alma washed the clothes, letting the babies cry
I hope she'd have seen to them before the clothes were dry,
With parents like the Del Mars,
We are glad they're not ours.
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Alma washed the clothes, letting the babies cry
I hope she'd have seen to them before the clothes were dry,
With parents like the Del Mars,
We are glad they're not ours
But to their defence I have to say, they both did try
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When Ennis saw Jack's truck pull up, he practically flew down the stairs
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When Ennis saw Jack's truck pull up, he practically flew down the stairs
There he was, the answer to his prayers
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When Ennis saw Jack's truck pull up, he practically flew down the stairs
There he was, the answer to his prayers.
He puckered his lips,
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When Ennis saw Jack's truck pull up, he practically flew down the stairs
There he was, the answer to his prayers.
He puckered his lips
Then swiveled his hips.
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When Ennis saw Jack's truck pull up, he practically flew down the stairs
There he was, the answer to his prayers.
He puckered his lips
Then swiveled his hips
And no other kiss in the world existed but theirs.
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Come and listen to a story 'bout Del Mar and Twist
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Come and listen to a story 'bout Del Mar and Twist
They herded sheep and had a little tryst,
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Come and listen to a story 'bout Del Mar and Twist
They herded sheep and had a little tryst
The outcome was life long misery
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Come and listen to a story 'bout Del Mar and Twist
They herded sheep and had a little tryst
The outcome was life long misery
And many tents filled with buggery.
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Come and listen to a story 'bout Del Mar and Twist
They herded sheep and had a little tryst
The outcome was life long misery
And many tents filled with buggery.
But Aguierre was pissed while they kissed
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The Del Mars had two girls, Junior and Jenny
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The Del Mars had two girls, Junior and Jenny
but what they didn´t have was a penny
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The Del Mars had two girls, Junior and Jenny
but what they didn´t have was a penny
It was always a struggle to make ends meet
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The Del Mars had two girls, Junior and Jenny
but what they didn´t have was a penny
It was always a struggle to make ends meet
Although plenty of Bettermost beans for to eat
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The Del Mars had two girls, Junior and Jenny
but what they didn´t have was a penny
It was always a struggle to make ends meet
Although plenty of Bettermost beans for to eat
For the bills that came in the mail were many
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Poor little Jenny was always wheezing
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Poor little Jenny was always wheezing
While Ennis and Jack camped in a tent freezing
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Poor little Jenny was always wheezing
While Ennis and Jack camped in a tent freezing
Neither of it made Alma happy
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Poor little Jenny was always wheezing
While Ennis and Jack camped in a tent freezing
Neither of it made Alma happy
She thought their camping trips were crappy.
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Poor little Jenny was always wheezing
While Ennis and Jack camped in a tent freezing
Neither of it made Alma happy
She thought their camping trips were crappy.
For her, they were anything but pleasing
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He never brought home even one single fish
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He never brought home even one single fish
And never fulfilled Alma´s biggest wish
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He never brought home even one single fish
And never fulfilled Alma´s biggest wish
She finally called him out while calling Jack "Nasty"
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He never brought home even one single fish
And never fulfilled Alma´s biggest wish
She finally called him out while calling Jack "Nasty"
Ennis almost needed angioplasty
(Hey - it's the best I could do! :laugh:)
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(Hey - it's the best I could do! :laugh:)
that's good 'nuff...... ;)
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He never brought home even one single fish
And never fulfilled Alma´s biggest wish
She finally called him out while calling Jack "Nasty"
Ennis almost needed angioplasty
And was just about to break every single dish
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"angioplasty" very creative! :laugh:
Randall told him about the cabin at Lake Kemp,
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Randall told him about the cabin at Lake Kemp,
it's a summer cabin, no good in a low temp
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Randall told him about the cabin at Lake Kemp,
it's a summer cabin, no good in a low temp
But they didn't fish,
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Randall told him about the cabin at Lake Kemp,
it's a summer cabin, no good in a low temp
But they didn't fish
Didn't care about that dish
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Good job Marie!!--------------------
Randall told him about the cabin at Lake Kemp,
it's a summer cabin, no good in a low temp
But they didn't fish
Didn't care about that dish
Jack always made Randall all verklempt
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Valentine's Day came and went without fanfare,
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Valentine's Day came and went without fanfare,
Their time together so precious and rare
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Valentine's Day came and went without fanfare,
Their time together so precious and rare,
No sugar candy hearts,
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Valentine's Day came and went without fanfare,
Their time together so precious and rare,
No sugar candy hearts,
Or joining private parts ;D
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Valentine's Day came and went without fanfare,
Their time together so precious and rare,
No sugar candy hearts,
Or joining private parts
None of them had a penny to spare
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It was nobody's bussiness but theirs
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It was nobody's business but theirs,
When a favorite limericker disappears,
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It was nobody's business but theirs,
When a favorite limericker disappears,
Where did they go?
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It was nobody's business but theirs,
When a favorite limericker disappears,
Where did they go?
Who was to know?
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It was nobody's business but theirs,
When a favorite limericker disappears,
Where did they go?
Who was to know?
accept for those who had affairs
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Ennis shot a coyote, balls on him the size of apples
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Ennis shot a coyote, balls on him the size of apples
Told Jack that he could probably eat himself a bunch a camels.
( sorry for the license....)
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Ennis shot a coyote, balls on him the size of apples
Told Jack that he could probably eat himself a bunch a camels
But Jack just opened the can
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Ennis shot a coyote, balls on him the size of apples
Told Jack that he could probably eat himself a bunch a camels
But Jack just opened the can
Tried hard not to watch the man
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Ennis shot a coyote, balls on him the size of apples
Told Jack that he could probably eat himself a bunch a camels
But Jack just opened the can
Tried hard not to watch the man
And resisted the impulses with which he grapples.
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Uncle Harold did not have pneumonia,
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Uncle Harold did not have pneumonia,
But Aguirre's visit did herald a coda
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Uncle Harold did not have pneumonia,
But Aguirre's visit did herald a coda
Quite unexpected, they were to leave the mountain
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Uncle Harold did not have pneumonia,
But Aguirre's visit did herald a coda
Quite unexpected, they were to leave the mountain,
Two times the syllables needed, Sonja. But heck, who's countin'?
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Uncle Harold did not have pneumonia,
But Aguirre's visit did herald a coda
Quite unexpected, they were to leave the mountain,
Two times the syllables needed, Sonja. But heck, who's countin'?
That'd be me, Gwyllion, despite avolition and anhedonia.
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Limericks really have a kind of structure,
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Limericks really have a kind of structure,
they have a true given amount of hectare.
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Uncle Harold did not have pneumonia,
But Aguirre's visit did herald a coda
Quite unexpected, they were to leave the mountain,
Two times the syllables needed, Sonja. But heck, who's countin'?
;D ;D
You trying to tell me sumptin here, Donna??
:-*
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Limericks really have a kind of structure,
they have a true given amount of hectare
So, tell me the secret
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Limericks really have a kind of structure,
they have a true given amount of hectare
So, tell me the secret
Count syllables, amoret
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Limericks really have a kind of structure,
they have a true given amount of hectare
So, tell me the secret
Count syllables, amoret
Or else the limerick will totally puncture
(what's amoret?)
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http://encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com/Amoret
I meant it as a term of endearment, though it's pretty obscure and mostly applied to women...it comes from The Faerie Queene
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Jack and Ennis have brought much love into my life
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http://encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com/Amoret
I meant it as a term of endearment, though it's pretty obscure and mostly applied to women...it comes from The Faerie Queene
Aww...
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Jack and Ennis have brought much love into my life
The impact of Brokeback is sharp as a knife
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Jack and Ennis have brought much love into my life
The impact of Brokeback is sharp as a knife
Altogether, joy and tears
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Jack and Ennis have brought much love into my life
The impact of Brokeback is sharp as a knife
Altogether, joy and tears
And shedding a few fears
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Jack and Ennis have brought much love into my life
The impact of Brokeback is sharp as a knife
Altogether, joy and tears
And shedding a few fears
and helping me enjoying wildlife
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Jack plead with Ennis for no more beans.
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Jack plead with Ennis for no more beans.
Comin up on that bear made rations lean.
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Jack plead with Ennis for no more beans.
Comin up on that bear made rations lean.
Food scattered all over the gdamn mountain
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Jack plead with Ennis for no more beans.
Comin up on that bear made rations lean.
Food scattered all over the gdamn mountain
Falling down like a fountain
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Jack plead with Ennis for no more beans.
Comin up on that bear made rations lean.
Food scattered all over the gdamn mountain
Falling down like a fountain
There wasn't enough left to feed two hungry teens
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If only Ennis coudl have overcome his fears
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If only Ennis could have overcome his fears,
He and Jack could have been together many years.
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If only Ennis could have overcome his fears,
He and Jack could have been together many years.
His memories of Earl,
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Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags
Never hearing of darts
Though she'd be from these parts
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My brain hurts ;) Someone finish the first one...
If only Ennis could have overcome his fears,
He and Jack could have been together many years.
His memories of Earl,
And kissing a girl,
Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags
Never hearing of darts
Though she'd be from these parts
But her attire belonged in garbage bags.
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If only Ennis could have overcome his fears,
He and Jack could have been together many years.
His memories of Earl,
And kissing a girl,
Would be nothing but forgotten cares.
Next:
You know I ain't no queer, Jack
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You know I ain't no queer, Jack
although I sure liked to ride your back
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You know I ain't no queer, Jack
although I sure liked to ride your back
and feel that soft peach ass of yours
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You know I ain't no queer, Jack
although I sure liked to ride your back
and feel that soft peach ass of yours,
Rubbin my belly when you're on all fours,
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You know I ain't no queer, Jack
although I sure liked to ride your back
and feel that soft peach ass of yours,
Rubbin my belly when you're on all fours
Before we cuddle in the sleeping sack
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Lureen's hair got blonder and blonder
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Lureen's hair got blonder and blonder
As Jack kept travelin' there and yonder
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Lureen's hair got blonder and blonder
As Jack kept travelin' there and yonder
She looks just like Farrah,
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Lureen's hair got blonder and blonder
As Jack kept travelin' there and yonder
She looks just like Farrah,
Without a tiara,
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Lureen's hair got blonder and blonder
As Jack kept travelin' there and yonder
She looks just like Farrah,
Without a tiara,
That her roots still show ain't a wonder.
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It's a long way from Texas to Wyoming,
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It's a long way from Texas to Wyoming,
But with Ennis in mind, Jack wasn't roaming
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It's a long way from Texas to Wyoming,
But with Ennis in mind, Jack wasn't roaming,
Redlining the whole way,
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It's a long way from Texas to Wyoming,
But with Ennis in mind, Jack wasn't roaming,
Redlining the whole way,
His life in disarray
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It's a long way from Texas to Wyoming,
But with Ennis in mind, Jack wasn't roaming,
Redlining the whole way,
His life in disarray
In 1,400 miles, he'd be doing some moaning.
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They didn't get no powdered mild or spuds
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They didn't get no powdered milk or spuds.
That Aguirre and his Basque were a pair of duds.
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They didn't get no powdered milk or spuds.
That Aguirre and his Basque were a pair of duds.
Ennis come on an elk,
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They didn't get no powdered milk or spuds.
That Aguirre and his Basque were a pair of duds.
Ennis come on an elk,
And even without the milk
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They didn't get no powdered milk or spuds.
That Aguirre and his Basque were a pair of duds.
Ennis come on an elk,
And even without the milk,
They cleaned their plates without needing suds.
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The moose was grilled, not a bit got spilled.
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The moose was grilled, not a bit got spilled.
Whey they were done, their tummies were filled
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The moose was grilled, not a bit got spilled.
When they were done, their tummies were filled
They moved along to other pleasures
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The moose was grilled, not a bit got spilled.
When they were done, their tummies were filled
They moved along to other pleasures,
No need for preventative measures,
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The moose was grilled, not a bit got spilled.
When they were done, their tummies were filled
They moved along to other pleasures,
No need for preventative measures
They needed only each other to get thrilled
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Jack was a salesman, he sold equipment for farms
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Jack was a salesman, he sold equipment for farms
Best combine salesman they had when he used his charms
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Jack was a salesman, he sold equipment for farms
Best combine salesman they had when he used his charms
He weren't no pissant,
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Jack was a salesman, he sold equipment for farms
Best combine salesman they had when he used his charms
He weren't no pissant,
And ne'r did he rant,
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Jack was a salesman, he sold equipment for farms
Best combine salesman they had when he used his charms
He weren't no pissant,
And ne'r did he rant
But he could not quite sell Ennis a place in his arms
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Us Brokies wish our movie had a happy ending
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Us Brokies wish our movie had a happy ending
and our favorite character will stop pretending
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Us Brokies wish our movie had a happy ending
and our favorite character will stop pretending
Acknowledging his feelings
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Us Brokies wish our movie had a happy ending
and our favorite character will stop pretending
Acknowledging his feelings
that he loves a homo healing
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Us Brokies wish our movie had a happy ending
and our favorite character will stop pretending
Acknowledging his feelings
that he loves a homo healing
Then their hearts would stop the course and painful rending.
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Stud duck LD wouldn't let Jack do the carving
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Stud duck LD wouldn't let Jack do the carving
He thought Jack raising a sissy-boy alarming
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Stud duck LD wouldn't let Jack do the carving
He thought Jack raising a sissy-boy alarming
But Jack stood up for himself
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Stud duck LD wouldn't let Jack do the carving
He thought Jack raising a sissy-boy alarming
But Jack stood up for himself
Not just biding on the bookshelf
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Stud duck LD wouldn't let Jack do the carving
He thought Jack raising a sissy-boy alarming
But Jack stood up for himself
Not just biding on the bookshelf
Leaving LD both chagrined and comtemplating.
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Jack's from Lightning Flat and Ennis's from Sage
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Jack's from Lightning Flat and Ennis's from Sage,
Alma dressed dumpy, Lureen wore all the rage,
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Jack's from Lightning Flat and Ennis's from Sage,
Alma dressed dumpy, Lureen wore all the rage,
Bobby's a whiner,
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Jack's from Lightning Flat and Ennis's from Sage,
Alma dressed dumpy, Lureen wore all the rage,
Bobby's a whiner,
LD deserves a shiner
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Jack's from Lightning Flat and Ennis's from Sage,
Alma dressed dumpy, Lureen wore all the rage,
Bobby's a whiner,
LD deserves a shiner
And Lashawn should be pulled off the stage.
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Jack loved Ennis body mind and soul.
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Jack loved Ennis body mind and soul.
That's why, on Brokeback, he Ennis's shirt stole
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Jack loved Ennis body mind and soul.
That's why, on Brokeback, he Ennis's shirt stole
Ennis loved Jack so much that he hurt himself
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Jack loved Ennis body mind and soul.
That's why, on Brokeback, he Ennis's shirt stole
Ennis loved Jack so much that he hurt himself
and the pain that he felt
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Jack loved Ennis body mind and soul.
That's why, on Brokeback, he Ennis's shirt stole
Ennis loved Jack so much that he hurt himself
and the pain that he felt
made him always feel like half a person, never whole
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In everyone's life, a little hail must fall,
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In everyone's life, a little hail must fall,
He closed the tent flaps, ignoring the squall,
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In everyone's life, a little hail must fall,
He closed the tent flaps, ignoring the squall,
Didn't go up to them sheep
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In everyone's life, a little hail must fall,
He closed the tent flaps, ignoring the squall,
Didn't go up to them sheep
Together they could sleep,
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In everyone's life, a little hail must fall,
He closed the tent flaps, ignoring the squall,
Didn't go up to them sheep
Together they could sleep
And damned be Aguirre and it all!!
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Jack sat down, almost stuck his boot in the fire
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Jack sat down, almost stuck his boot in the fire,
Sang church hymns, like he was part of a choir,
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Jack sat down, almost stuck his boot in the fire,
Sang church hymns, like he was part of a choir
Ennis liked what he saw
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Jack sat down, almost stuck his boot in the fire,
Sang church hymns, like he was part of a choir
Ennis liked what he saw
Jack made him guffaw!
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Jack sat down, almost stuck his boot in the fire,
Sang church hymns, like he was part of a choir
Ennis liked what he saw
Jack made him guffaw
Although their meager diet was dire
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There once was a cowboy named Randall,
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There once was a cowboy named Randall
His wife, to normal conversation, was a vandal
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There once was a cowboy named Randall
His wife, to normal conversation, was a vandal
He gave Jack the eye,
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There once was a cowboy named Randall
His wife, to normal conversation, was a vandal
He gave Jack the eye
Coz Jack, as we know, was a handsome guy
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There once was a cowboy named Randall
His wife, to normal conversation, was a vandal
He gave Jack the eye
Coz Jack, as we know, was a handsome guy
But Jack was more than he could handle.
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Jack was thrown, but luckily didn't hurt his knee
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Jack was thrown, but luckily didn't hurt his knee
His harmonica was smashed so it sounded reeky.
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Jack was thrown, but luckily didn't hurt his knee
His harmonica was smashed so it sounded reeky.
But that didn't stop him,
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Jack was thrown, but luckily didn't hurt his knee
His harmonica was smashed so it sounded reeky.
But that didn't stop him,
jump in the big blue lake and take a swim
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Jack was thrown, but luckily didn't hurt his knee
His harmonica was smashed so it sounded reeky.
But that didn't stop him,
jump in the big blue lake and take a swim
Them doing it together was pure glee.
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Time for the boys to make a life.
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Time for the boys to make a life.
Time for each other, free from strife
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Time for the boys to make a life.
Time for each other, free from strife,
So they packed their bags,
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Time for the boys to make a life.
Time for each other, free from strife,
So they packed their bags
With not much more than rags,
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Time for the boys to make a life.
Time for each other, free from strife,
So they packed their bags
With not much more than rags,
Packing trucks, horses, and Jacks paring knife.
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How much did Lureen actually know?
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How much did Lureen actually know?
Once or twice a year on fishin' trips he'd go..
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How much did Lureen actually know?
Once or twice a year on fishin' trips he'd go..
With his blue parka,
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How much did Lureen actually know?
Once or twice a year on fishin' trips he'd go..
With his blue parka,
While she kept her ledger (Boston pronunciation) ;D
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How much did Lureen actually know?
Once or twice a year on fishin' trips he'd go..
With his blue parka,
While she kept her ledger (Boston pronunciation)
She never let her information show.
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The Basque waited every Friday at the bridge
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The Basque waited every Friday at the bridge
Ennis ordered stuff, but didn't have a fridge,
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The Basque waited every Friday at the bridge
Ennis ordered stuff, but didn't have a fridge,
All they got was beans, no spuds or milk
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The Basque waited every Friday at the bridge
Ennis ordered stuff, but didn't have a fridge,
All they got was beans, no spuds or milk
but some fridays Basque was nice so they got some silk
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The Basque waited every Friday at the bridge
Ennis ordered stuff, but didn't have a fridge,
All they got was beans, no spuds or milk
but some fridays Basque was nice so they got some silk
Cuz the Basque like Jack and Ennis just a smidge.
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Ennis had two daughters, Alma Junior and Francine
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Ennis had two daughters, Alma Junior and Francine
With very few years inbetween
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Ennis had two daughters, Alma Junior and Francine
With very few years inbetween
He loved them dearly,
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Ennis had two daughters, Alma Junior and Francine
With very few years in between
He loved them dearly,
Thus Jack would be merely
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Ennis had two daughters, Alma Junior and Francine
With very few years in between
He loved them dearly,
Loved Jack more, severly.
more, clearly.
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Ennis had two daughters, Alma Junior and Francine
With very few years in between
He loved them dearly,
Thus Jack would be merely
A sweet life that could have been
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Jr married Kurt, who worked in the oilfields.
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Jr married Kurt, who worked in the oilfields,
A roughneck for Ennis' sister, same type a deal.
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Jr married Kurt, who worked in the oilfields,
A roughneck for Ennis' sister, same type a deal.
We don't know much about them
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Jr married Kurt, who worked in the oilfields,
A roughneck for Ennis' sister, same type a deal.
We don't know much about them
And what is spit without phlegm
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Jr married Kurt, who worked in the oilfields,
A roughneck for Ennis' sister, same type a deal.
We don't know much about them
And what is spit without phlegm
Ennis did lose to oilfields much he held dear.
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Jr married Kurt, who worked in the oilfields,
A roughneck for Ennis' sister, same type a deal.
We don't know much about them
And what is spit without phlegm
Ennis did lose to oilfields much he held dear. ?
How did Ennis decide to date instead of just have a dance with Cassie?
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L D wouldn't let Jack carve the turkey,
His Stud Duck rules were rather murky,
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L D wouldn't let Jack carve the turkey,
His Stud Duck rules were rather murky,
He thought that his word was the rule.
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L D wouldn't let Jack carve the turkey,
His Stud Duck rules were rather murky,
He thought that his word was the rule
and regarded Jack as quite the fool
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L D wouldn't let Jack carve the turkey,
His Stud Duck rules were rather murky,
He thought that his word was the rule
and regarded Jack as quite the fool
But 'twas L D who'd soon be proven jerky.
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Jack left Texas to see if he could connect with Ennis.
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Jack left Texas to see if he could connect with Ennis.
and by connect, he meant grab his penis
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Jack left Texas to see if he could connect with Ennis.
and by connect, he meant grab his penis
But alas, Ennis didn't want it
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Jack left Texas to see if he could connect with Ennis.
and by connect, he meant grab his penis
But alas, Ennis didn't want it,
So, he went to show John it,
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Jack left Texas to see if he could connect with Ennis.
and by connect, he meant grab his penis
But alas, Ennis didn't want it,
So, he went to show John it
Sadly enough, there was always the risk of menace
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The bear spooked the goddamn mules
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The bear spooked the goddamn mules,
Who ran off like a couple of fools,
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The bear spooked the goddamn mules,
Who ran off like a couple of fools,
All they got left was beans
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The bear spooked the goddamn mules,
Who ran off like a couple of fools,
All they got left was beans
And hot-riveted jeans,
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The bear spooked the goddamn mules,
Who ran off like a couple of fools,
All they got left was beans
And hot-riveted jeans,
They didn't follow Aguirres stupid rules
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Is it me or is Ennis a sexual name
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Is it me or is Ennis a sexual name
It sure seemed to bring him much renown and fame
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Is it me or is Ennis a sexual name
It sure seemed to bring him much renown and fame
One could add a 'P'
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Is it me or is Ennis a sexual name
It sure seemed to bring him much renown and fame
One could add a 'P'
and find out what it then would B
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Is it me or is Ennis a sexual name?
It sure seemed to bring him much renown and fame.
One could add a 'P',
and find out what it then would B,
Or add D and make him play a menace's game.
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There is always time for elk and beans?
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There is always time for elk and beans?
Absolutely, and some fire and canteens
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There is always time for elk and beans?
Absolutely, and some fire and canteens
The food we pick is usually filling and tasty.
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There is always time for elk and beans?
Absolutely, and some fire and canteens
The food we pick is usually filling and tasty.
Cooks up fast, because we're hasty.
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There is always time for elk and beans?
Absolutely, and some fire and canteens
The food we pick is usually filling and tasty.
Cooks up fast, because we're hasty
to get into the tent and out of our jeans.
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Good job, zephaniah! :laugh:
A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,
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A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,
Then Jack could sweep Ennis off his feet,
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A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,
Then Jack could sweep Ennis off his feet
Sharing their lives the way they should
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A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,
Then Jack could sweep Ennis off his feet,
They would have dinners and nights together everyday.
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A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,
Then Jack could sweep Ennis off his feet
Sharing their lives the way they should
standin and fixin, all to the good
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A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,
Then Jack could sweep Ennis off his feet
Sharing their lives the way they should
standin and fixin, all to the good
With whiskeys that spring and bluebirds that tweet!
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A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,
Then Jack could sweep Ennis off his feet,
They would have dinners and nights together everyday.
No Aguirre to make 'em worry about pay
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A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,
Then Jack could sweep Ennis off his feet,
They would have dinners and nights together everyday.
No Aguirre to make 'em worry about pay,
And they wouldn't have to worry about being discreet!
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There was a rodeo queen down in Chidress
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There was a rodeo queen down in Chidress
Who chatted Jack up with great success
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There was a rodeo queen down in Chidress
Who chatted Jack up with great success
She had a red hat,
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There was a rodeo queen down in Chidress
Who chatted Jack up with great success
She had a red hat,
Was something of a brat
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There was a rodeo queen down in Childress
Who chatted Jack up with great success
She had a red hat,
Was something of a brat
Her old man proved to be quite ruthless
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Time was right for two young men.
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Time was right for two young men
to give up their old lives, start over again
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Time was right for two young men
to give up their old lives, start over again.
On a little cow & calf,
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Time was right for two young men
to give up their old lives, start over again.
On a little cow & calf,
To make a living on behalf.
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Time was right for two young men
to give up their old lives, start over again.
On a little cow & calf,
To make a living on behalf.
Now perhaps their hearts will finally mend.
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There once was a daughter named Junior,
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OMG! Lookit us! We'z da bomb! Front page Bettermost press!
*ahem*
There once was a daughter named Junior,
So sweet, she smelled like a petunia,
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There once was a daughter named Junior,
So sweet, she smelled like a petunia,
Alma said please wipe her nose,
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The time was right that night in the tent,
a few grunts, groans then all passion spent,
Things changed from then, still nothing to say,
both of them knowing which way the land lay,
Till a boneless blue day, Jack his anger did vent.
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The time was right that night in the tent,
a few grunts, groans then all passion spent,
Things changed from then, still nothing to say,
both of them knowing which way the land lay,
Till a boneless blue day, Jack his anger did vent.
wow!
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Time for two that knew no love.
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There once was a daughter named Junior,
So sweet, she smelled like a petunia,
Alma said please wipe her nose,
but not on her clothes
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Time for two that knew no love
a fate sent from hell, not above
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There once was a daughter named Junior,
So sweet, she smelled like a petunia,
Alma said please wipe her nose,
but not on her clothes
If he had three hands Ennis would be loonier.
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Time for two that knew no love
A fate sent from hell, not above
Their time was brief,
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Time for two that knew no love
A fate sent from hell, not above
Their time was brief,
And marked by grief
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Time for two that knew no love
A fate sent from hell, not above
Their time was brief,
And marked by grief
But Jack's spirit's on the wings of a dove.
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Jack and Ennis were only kids
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Jack and Ennis were only kids
Experimenting, lips to lips
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Jack and Ennis were only kids
Experimenting, lips to lips
Aguirre was lookin
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wow!
Thank you so much, how kind you are.
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Jack and Ennis were only kids
Experimenting, lips to lips
Aguirre was lookin
While passion was cookin'
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Jack and Ennis were only kids
Experimenting, lips to lips
Aguirre was lookin
While passion was cookin'
And Ennis's stem hit some hips
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Alma Junior's nose was running
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Alma Junior's nose was running
when dry, it was rather cunning
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Alma Junior's nose was running
When dry, it was rather cunning,
She looked like her Dad,
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Alma Junior's nose was running
When dry, it was rather cunning,
She looked like her Dad,
His eyes and his chin's what she had
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Alma Junior's nose was running
When dry, it was rather cunning,
She looked like her Dad,
His eyes and his chin's what she had
Maybe that's why Kurt thought her so stunning
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When Ennis and Jack went out fishin
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When Ennis and Jack went out fishin',
They had a clear idea of what was their mission,
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When Ennis and Jack went out fishin',
They had a clear idea of what was their mission,
Them fish were quite safe,
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When Ennis and Jack went out fishin',
They had a clear idea of what was their mission,
Them fish were quite safe,
In both rivers and lakes
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When Ennis and Jack went out fishin',
They had a clear idea of their mission,
Them fish were quite safe,
In both rivers and lakes.
But their dry rods and reels caused suspicion.
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When Ennis and Jack went out fishin',
They had a clear idea of their mission,
Them fish were quite safe,
In both rivers and lakes.
But their dry rods and reels caused suspicion.
Damn fine!
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When high-tailin it South into Mexico
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When high-tailin it South into Mexico
Wipin away tears so the grief wouldn't show
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Damn fine!
I think I'll put it on the banner.
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When high-tailin it South into Mexico,
Wipin away tears so the grief wouldn't show,
Jack wandered the alley,
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I think I'll put it on the banner.
Excellent!
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When high-tailin it South into Mexico,
Wipin away tears so the grief wouldn't show,
Jack wandered the alley,
Met a dinero-paid pally
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I think I'll put it on the banner.
It looks mighty fine there!
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When high-tailin it South into Mexico,
Wipin away tears so the grief wouldn't show,
Jack wandered the alley,
Met a dinero-paid pally
But in his heart resided nothing but woe
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When Ennis stepped into the tent
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When Ennis stepped into the tent,
He was unsure of his own intent,
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Hey, we made the front page! :o
The sheep bleated lonely all through the night,
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When Ennis stepped into the tent,
He was unsure of his own intent,
But Jack saved the day
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When Ennis stepped into the tent,
He was unsure of his own intent,
But Jack saved the day
In the most lovingly way
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The sheep bleated lonely all through the night,
Because the herder on call was not in sight
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When Ennis stepped into the tent,
He was unsure of his own intent,
But Jack saved the day,
In the most lovingly way,
And showed Ennis a love heaven-sent.
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The sheep bleated lonely all through the night,
Because the herder on call was not in sight,
The coyotes were prowling,
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The sheep bleated lonely all through the night,
Because the herder on call was not in sight,
The coyotes were prowling
The warewolves were howling
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The sheep bleated lonely all through the night,
Because the herder on call was not in sight,
The coyotes were prowling
The warewolves were howling
but Ennis and Jack were intense and up tight...
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The sheep bleated lonely all through the night,
Because the herder on call was not in sight,
The coyotes were prowling
The warewolves were howling
but Ennis and Jack were intense and up tight...
there were werewolves on Brokeback? :o
were they "intense and up tight" or "in tents and uptight"? :P
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There once was a rodeo queen,
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There once was a rodeo queen,
with an attitude rarely seen
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there were werewolves on Brokeback? :o
Of course there were!! What do you think Aguirre did when the moon was full???
were they "intense and up tight" or "in tents and uptight"? :P
Um...... who the hell got you started on this??? ::)
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There once was a rodeo queen,
with an attitude rarely seen
Cocky, yet sad
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There once was a rodeo queen,
With an attitude rarely seen,
Cocky, yet sad,
Stud duck for a dad,
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There once was a rodeo queen,
With an attitude rarely seen,
Cocky, yet sad,
Stud duck for a dad,
Pondering what could have been.
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there were werewolves on Brokeback? :o
were they "intense and up tight" or "in tents and uptight"? :P
...most likely in tent and up tight... :laugh:
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The night was cold and the moon was full
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The night was cold and the moon was full,
Jack was ridin', but it weren't no bull,
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The night was cold and the moon was full,
Jack was ridin', but it weren't no bull,
He sat all alone,
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Time for two that knew no love
a fate sent from hell, not above
They became very close
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Time for two that knew no love
A fate sent from hell, not above
Their time was brief,
And marked by grief
But Jack's spirit's on the wings of a dove.
Janice, that limerick sailed a few days ago.
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The night was cold and the moon was full,
Jack was ridin', but it weren't no bull,
He sat all alone,
LOL! I'm sure Donna meant he was anything but alone!! :laugh: >:D
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The night was cold and the moon was full,
Jack was ridin', but it weren't no bull,
He sat all alone,
not on the phone
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*sorry, I found it in between parts of the other one, so
I thought it was left behind, and not finished.
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The night was cold and the moon was full,
Jack was ridin', but it weren't no bull,
He sat all alone,
not on the phone
He smoked a cigarette pull after pull.
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Jack was infatuated with the rodeo life
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Jack was infatuated with the rodeo life
His childhood was filled with hateful meaness and strife.
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Jack was infatuated with the rodeo life
His childhood was filled with hateful meaness and strife.
He took the first chance to get out
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Jack was infatuated with the rodeo life
His childhood was filled with hateful meaness and strife.
He took the first chance to get out
lookin for some kind a love, no doubt
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Jack was infatuated with the rodeo life
His childhood was filled with hateful meaness and strife.
He took the first chance to get out
lookin for some kind a love, no doubt
Ended up with a broken heart and a trophy wife
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Mrs. Twist handed Ennis a sack
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Mrs. Twist handed Ennis a sack
It was the shirt Jack once wore on his back
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Mrs. Twist handed Ennis a sack
It was the shirt Jack once wore on his back
It told Ennis about love now lost
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Mrs. Twist handed Ennis a sack
It was the shirt Jack once wore on his back
It told Ennis about love now lost
Showed him how much life it'd cost.
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Mrs. Twist handed Ennis a sack
It was the shirt Jack once wore on his back
It told Ennis about love now lost
Showed him how much life it'd cost
He now knew how much he'd been loved by Jack
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Junior and Jenny didn't need a push on the swings
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Junior and Jenny didn't need a push on the swings
because daddy Ennis was afraid to hurt his offsprings
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Junior and Jenny didn't need a push on the swings,
Because daddy Ennis was afraid to hurt his offsprings,
He then kicked a can,
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Junior and Jenny didn't need a push on the swings,
Because daddy Ennis was afraid to hurt his offsprings,
He then kicked a can
said I know I'm the man
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Junior and Jenny didn't need a push on the swings,
Because daddy Ennis was afraid to hurt his offsprings,
He then kicked a can
said I know I'm the man
But on the saddle bronc he had no wings
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Junior and Jenny didn't need a push on the swings,
Because daddy Ennis was afraid to hurt his offsprings,
He then kicked a can
said I know I'm the man
But on the saddle bronc he had no wings
excellent ending!
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a man with no wings can't go flyin in the air
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excellent ending!
Thanks, Paul.
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A man with no wings can't go flyin in the air
A man with wings is something very rare
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A man with no wings can't go flyin in the air
A man with wings is something very rare
but the horse that can buck him
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A man with no wings can't go flyin in the air
A man with wings is something very rare
but the horse that can buck him
Or the horns that could stuck him
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A man with no wings can't go flyin in the air
A man with wings is something very rare
but the horse that can buck him
Or the horns that could stuck him
Of these dangers, he's all the time aware
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Ennis and Jack knew the hard ways of life.
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Ennis and Jack knew the hard ways of life.
bad sheep, bad dogs and inclement strife
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Ennis and Jack knew the hard ways of life.
bad sheep, bad dogs and inclement strife
When they first met
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Ennis and Jack knew the hard ways of life,
bad sheep, bad dogs and inclement strife,
When they first met,
A great day, you bet,
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Ennis and Jack knew the hard ways of life,
bad sheep, bad dogs and inclement strife,
When they first met,
A great day, you bet.
Alas they left Brokeback and found a wife
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Now we have limericked on 600 pages
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your reply has seven words total
- oh, wait that's the other fun page!! ;)
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I must apologise, I just had to:
Now we have limericked on 600 pages
It doesn't seem like it's taken us ages
Unlike Jack, unlike Ennis
I know where my pen is
But it's my laptop that makes this outrageous
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Now we have limericked on 600 pages
we write them most often in stages
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your reply has seven words total
- oh, wait that's the other fun page!! ;)
;) ;D ;D
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I must apologise, I just had to:
Now we have limericked on 600 pages
It doesn't seem like it's taken us ages
Unlike Jack, unlike Ennis
I know where my pen is
But it's my laptop that makes this outrageous
Wow! :laugh:
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Now we have limericked on 600 pages
we write them most often in stages
Everyone can join in
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Now we have limericked on 600 pages
we write them most often in stages
Everyone can join in
Even your evil twin
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Now we have limericked on 600 pages
we write them most often in stages
Everyone can join in
Even your evil twin
We do it for the fun, not the wages
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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If you're short o' cash I could loan you some.
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If you're short o' cash I could loan you some
I'll give it to you when to Signal we come
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If you're short o' cash I could loan you some
I'll give it to you when to Signal we come
But pride takes over
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If you're short o' cash I could loan you some
I'll give it to you when to Signal we come
But pride takes over
a 'no-reins' 'dozer
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If you're short o' cash I could loan you some
I'll give it to you when to Signal we come
But pride takes over
a 'no-reins' 'dozer
Sometimes Ennis could be really dumb.
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Wow!! 600 pages!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Just shows how creative Bettermost Brokies are - when I started this thread on IMdB it died a premature death after 20 replies (most of them mine :P).
May I start one?
That dumb-ass mule ain't fit for the job
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That dumb-ass mule ain't fit for the job,
He's scatterin' food like a big ol' slob,
**Nice to see you, Nicky!**
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That dumb-ass mule ain't fit for the job,
He's scatterin' food like a big ol' slob
Bean's about all that's left
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What a great idea it was to start this thread, Nicky!! :D
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What a great idea it was to start this thread, Nicky!!
Thank ye kindly Sason! I'm so thrilled it took off. I just love making up silly lyrics and have a special fondness for bastardizing well known songs .
That dumb-ass mule ain't fit for the job,
He's scatterin' food like a big ol' slob
Bean's about all that's left
My Jack will be bereft
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That dumb-ass mule ain't fit for the job,
He's scatterin' food like a big ol' slob
Bean's about all that's left
My Jack will be bereft
I'll comfort him so he doesn't start to sob
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How many sheep did the sheepherders herd?
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How many sheep did the sheepherders herd?
There are a thousand of them, that's the word,
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How many sheep did the sheepherders herd?
There are a thousand of them, that's the word
Minus one, that the coyotes took
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How many sheep did the sheepherders herd?
There are a thousand of them, that's the word
Minus one, that the coyotes took
That nasty meandering crook,
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How many sheep did the sheepherders herd?
There are a thousand of them, that's the word
Minus one, that the coyotes took
That nasty meandering crook,
This all on Brokeback occurred
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Alma and Lureen didn't know who they married
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Alma and Lureen didn't know who they married
But soon they both knew the suspicions they carried
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Alma and Lureen didn't know who they married
But soon they both knew the suspicions they carried
There was no way they could be sure
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Alma and Lureen didn't know who they married
But soon they both knew the suspicions they carried
There was no way they could be sure
But the boys they could not lure
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Alma and Lureen didn't know who they married
But soon they both knew the suspicions they carried
There was no way they could be sure
But the boys they could not lure
out of the woods where they tarried...
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Alma wanted to invite Jack to the Knife and Fork
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Alma wanted to invite Jack to the Knife and Fork,
"He's not the restaurant type. It'lll never work!"
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Alma wanted to invite Jack to the Knife and Fork,
"He's not the restaurant type. It'll never work!"
She looked puzzled, didn't know what that meant.
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Alma wanted to invite Jack to the Knife and Fork,
"He's not the restaurant type. It'll never work!"
She looked puzzled, didn't know what that meant.
Time alone to be spent
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Alma wanted to invite Jack to the Knife and Fork,
"He's not the restaurant type. It'll never work!"
She looked puzzled, didn't know what that meant.
Time alone to be spent
analyzing the mysteries of 'spork'
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(http://greatbignerd.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/spork-sul-l.jpg)
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There once was a boy, name of Bobby,
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There once was a boy, name of Bobby,
who was sadly bereft of a hobby
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There once was a boy, name of Bobby,
who was sadly bereft of a hobby,
He disliked his cereal,
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There once was a boy, name of Bobby,
who was sadly bereft of a hobby,
He disliked his cereal,
which was far from ethereal
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There once was a boy, name of Bobby,
who was sadly bereft of a hobby,
He disliked his cereal,
which was far from ethereal
And decided that Kelloggs he'd lobby!
Alma secretly fancied Lureen
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Alma secretly fancied Lureen
At night, she imagined what could've been
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Alma secretly fancied Lureen
At night, she imagined what could've been
A life without hubbies,
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Alma secretly fancied Lureen
At night, she imagined what could've been
A life without hubbies,
With lovely soft jubblies
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Um..... what's jubblies?
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Alma secretly fancied Lureen
At night, she imagined what could've been
A life without hubbies,
With lovely soft jubblies
They could have been each other's queen.
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Ennis declined the offer of cherry cake
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Ennis declined the offer of cherry cake
because he felt he had so much hate
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Ennis declined the offer of cherry cake
because he felt he had so much hate.
Didn't wanna eat,
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Ennis declined the offer of cherry cake
because he felt he had so much hate.
Didn't wanna eat
although the cake looked neat
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Ennis declined the offer of cherry cake
because he felt he had so much hate.
Didn't wanna eat
although the cake looked neat
And his grief was as deep as a lake.
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Whenever they met, the water was flowin'
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Whenever they met, the water was flowin'
Jack would arrive when the wind started blowin'
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Whenever they met, the water was flowin'
Jack would arrive when the wind started blowin'
emotions un-pent
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Whenever they met, the water was flowin'
Jack would arrive when the wind started blowin'
emotions un-pent,
loving until spent
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Whenever they met, the water was flowin'
Jack would arrive when the wind started blowin'
emotions un-pent,
loving until spent
Both of them positively glowin'
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On horseback in mountains they'd ramble
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On horseback in mountains they'd ramble
Their brief times together a gamble
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On horseback in mountains they'd ramble
Their brief times together a gamble
The nights in the tent was the favorite part.
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On horseback in mountains they'd ramble
Their brief times together a gamble
The nights in the tent was the favorite part.
On separated days, love grew in their hearts
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On horseback in mountains they'd ramble
Their brief times together a gamble
The nights in the tent was the favorite part.
On separated days, love grew in their hearts
Jack sure loved to ride that blonde curly-haired bull.
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How many time did they come together?
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How many time did they come together?
Couple times a year, usually in cold weather
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How many times did they come together?
Couple times a year, usually in cold weather
The heat was within
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How many times did they come together?
Couple times a year, usually in cold weather
The heat was within
without a shred of a sin
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How many times did they come together?
Couple times a year, usually in cold weather
The heat was within
without a shred of a sin
No fear of brimstone or fire worlds of nether
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You may kiss the bride, the preacher instructed,
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You may kiss the bride, the preacher instructed,
If you don't, I will, he then conducted,
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You may kiss the bride, the preacher instructed,
If you don't, I will, he then conducted,
the rest of the service
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You may kiss the bride, the preacher instructed,
If you don't, I will, he then conducted,
The rest of the service
Made Ennis quite nervous,
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You may kiss the bride, the preacher instructed,
If you don't, I will, he then conducted,
The rest of the service
Made Ennis quite nervous
He wished he could've Jack abducted
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While riding their horses in the river one day
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While riding their horses in the river one day
Jack slyly suggested a roll in the hay,
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While riding their horses in the river one day
Jack slyly suggested a roll in the hay,
Ennis took him up on his offer
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While riding their horses in the river one day
Jack slyly suggested a roll in the hay,
Ennis took him up on his offer
At the end neither one had suffered.
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While riding their horses in the river one day
Jack slyly suggested a roll in the hay,
Ennis took him up on his offer
At the end neither one had suffered
and the fish were not jumpin anyway
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There once was a cowboy named Jack
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There once was a cowboy named Jack
Ridin bulls, endin up on his back
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There once was a cowboy named Jack
Ridin bulls, endin up on his back
Wasn´t good enough for the army
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There once was a cowboy named Jack
Ridin bulls, endin up on his back
Wasn´t good enough for the army
but no trouble rollin with company
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There once was a cowboy named Jack
Ridin bulls, endin up on his back
Wasn´t good enough for the army
but no trouble rollin with company
For he'd stand up for himself in an attack.
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Um..... what's jubblies?
Sorry Sason, didn't see your post there. "Jubblies" are another name for breasts, so I'm guessing it's just a UK thing ;D
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Jack and Ennis were alone up on Brokeback
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Jack and Ennis were alone up on Brokeback
lookin for love, the kind they could take back
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Jack and Ennis were alone up on Brokeback
lookin for love, the kind they could take back
But that ain't what they found
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Jack and Ennis were alone up on Brokeback
lookin for love, the kind they could take back
But that ain't what they found
Instead, it made a lot of sound
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Jack and Ennis were alone up on Brokeback
lookin for love, the kind they could take back
But that ain't what they found
Instead, it made a lot of sound
They circled the world and came all the way back
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To Brokeback they never returned
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To Brokeback they never returned,
Like Ennis said to Alma, "Once burned,"
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To Brokeback they never returned,
Like Ennis said to Alma, "Once burned,"
The odds were never in their favor.
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To Brokeback they never returned,
Like Ennis said to Alma, "Once burned,"
Odds weren't in their favor.
If Ennis were braver,
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To Brokeback they never returned,
Like Ennis said to Alma, "Once burned,"
Odds weren't in their favor.
If Ennis were braver,
or if Jack could a told him what he'd learned
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Ennis flew out the door to see Jack.
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Ennis flew out the door to see Jack,
Couldn't wait to give his nice lips a smack,
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Ennis flew out the door to see Jack,
Couldn't wait to give his nice lips a smack,
Took the steps at top speed
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Ennis flew out the door to see Jack,
Couldn't wait to give his nice lips a smack,
Took the steps at top speed,
Let his heart take the lead,
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Ennis flew out the door to see Jack,
Couldn't wait to give his nice lips a smack,
Took the steps at top speed,
Let his heart take the lead,
In a flash Jack was kissing him back.
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Ennis flew out the door to see Jack,
Couldn't wait to give his nice lips a smack,
Took the steps at top speed,
Let his heart take the lead,
In a flash Jack was kissing him back.
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Excellent!
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Brokies love Jack and Ennis so much
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Brokies love Jack and Ennis so much,
Because of their story, our hearts did touch,
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Brokies love Jack and Ennis so much,
Because of their story, our hearts did touch,
We cried for weeks
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Brokies love Jack and Ennis so much,
Because of their story, our hearts did touch,
We cried for weeks
now we try to satisfy our needs
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Brokies love Jack and Ennis so much,
Because of their story, our hearts did touch,
We cried for weeks
now we try to satisfy our needs
by writing poems we use as a crutch.
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If only Jack or Ennis could have simply said
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If only Jack or Ennis could have simply said
I love you, letting you out of my sight, is pure dread.
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If only Jack or Ennis could have simply said
I love you, letting you out of my sight, is pure dread.
It's our wish
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If only Jack or Ennis could have simply said
I love you, letting you out of my sight, is pure dread.
It's our wish
we pretend to fish.
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If only Jack or Ennis could have simply said
I love you, letting you out of my sight, is pure dread.
It's our wish
we pretend to fish.
Let us rendezvous up on the mountain instead.
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Brokies toured Wyoming by train
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Brokies toured Wyoming by train
Gazing out at the grieving plain
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Brokies toured Wyoming by train
Gazing out at the grieving plain
Ate and slept
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Brokies toured Wyoming by train
Gazing out at the grieving plain
Ate and slept
Laughed and wept
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Brokies toured Wyoming by train
Gazing out at the grieving plain
Ate and slept
Laughed and wept
Our friendships built will always remain
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Brokie visits are so much fun
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Brokie visits are so much fun
Getting together for years as one
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Brokies toured Wyoming by train
Gazing out at the grieving plain
Ate and slept
Laughed and wept
Our friendships built will always remain
:'( :-* so beutiful written that it made me cry
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Brokie visits are so much fun
Getting together for years as one
Meeting up with old fellows
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:'( :-* so beutiful written that it made me cry
(( Sophia )) :-*
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Brokie visits are so much fun
Getting together for years as one
Meeting up with old fellows
hanging loose, feeling mellow
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Brokie visits are so much fun
Getting together for years as one
Meeting up with old fellows
hanging loose, feeling mellow
with the best folks under the sun
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Brokies should meet more often
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Brokies should meet more often
We'll miss you next week up in Boston
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Brokies should meet more often
We'll miss you next week up in Boston
But we will look forward to next gathering
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Brokies should meet more often
We'll miss you next week up in Boston
We look forward to next gathering
To hugs and joyous blathering
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Brokies should meet more often
We'll miss you next week up in Boston
We look forward to next gathering
To hugs and joyous blathering
So our hearts will melt and soften
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Hi limerickists!
BetterMost Admin is happy to announce that the limericks thread now has Sonja/Sason to help keep the flow of the thread going smoothly. Sonja has written a great, clarifying how-to in the first post of this thread. Let her know if you have any suggestions or questions.
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,2147.msg33697.html#msg33697
Sonja, thank you for this service!
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Thank you for the welcome, Clarissa!
As Clarissa said, please let me know if you have any suggestions or questions regarding this thread.
I'm looking forward to lots of fun limericking with y'all!
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Two boys spent a summer herding sheep
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Two boys spent a summer herding sheep
lots of work, very little sleep
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Two boys spent a summer herding sheep
lots of work, very little sleep
Stemming the rose
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Two boys spent a summer herding sheep
lots of work, very little sleep
Stemming the rose
Had to leave, early snows.
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Two boys spent a summer herding sheep
lots of work, very little sleep
Stemming the rose
Had to leave, early snows.
Didn't know they'd got in it so deep
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Them soup boxes are hard to pack
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Them soup boxes are hard to pack
Said the Basque, who had a knack--
Cheers, Sonja, on your elevation!
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Them soup boxes are hard to pack
Said the Basque, who had a knack--
For grocery packing
Thanks Paul! :)
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Them soup boxes are hard to pack
Said the Basque, who had a knack--
For grocery packing
However nerve wracking
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Them soup boxes are hard to pack
Said the Basque, who had a knack--
For grocery packing
However nerve wracking
Said beans were a must for him and Jack.
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Try and heal a banged up face.
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Try and heal a banged up face,
With denial or some open space,
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Try and heal a banged up face,
With denial or some open space,
But the heart won't heal
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Try and heal a banged up face,
With denial or some open space,
But the heart won't heal
And the pain is real.
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We interrupt this limerick for a very important announcement:
There once was a limericker named Gwyllion,
Whose humor is quite vaudevillian,
It's the day of her birth,
We wish her much mirth,
'Cuz her skills are one in a million!
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Happy belated birthday, Gwyllion! You are a delight! :-* :-*
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Try and heal a banged up face,
With denial or some open space,
But the heart won't heal
And the pain is real.
Endured with restraint and grace.
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Awwww.... thanks guys!!!
I hope to see some of you in Boston over the weekend!
:-* :-* :-*
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Awwww.... thanks guys!!!
I hope to see some of you in Boston over the weekend!
:-* :-* :-*
I would love to be there, Gwyllion. I would love to meet you! :)
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You'll be there in spirit, along with anyone else who can't make it. I'm sure there will be plenty of photos!
:-*
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I came also in spirit. Hi to those I know, and wish I knew. I see your smiling
faces. Love Janice
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walking in the footstep of Brokeback
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walking in the footstep of Brokeback
it was easy to follow such a hard track
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Walking in the footstep of Brokeback
it was easy to follow such a hard track
It changed our lives
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Walking in the footstep of Brokeback
it was easy to follow such a hard track
It changed our lives
and tightened the ties
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Walking in the footstep of Brokeback
it was easy to follow such a hard track
It changed our lives
and tightened the ties
Between us, and to Ennis and Jack
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We will love Ennis and Jack forever.
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We will love Ennis and Jack forever
Will we ever forget them? Never!
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We will love Ennis and Jack forever
Will we ever forget them? Never!
They live in our hearts
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We will love Ennis and Jack forever
Will we ever forget them? Never!
They live in our hearts
And play important parts
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We will love Ennis and Jack forever
Will we ever forget them? Never!
They live in our hearts
And play important parts
for the rest of our lives they're together
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What is it about Brokeback that's so gripping?
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What is it about Brokeback that's so gripping?
It's more than elk-eating or whiskey-sipping,
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What is it about Brokeback that's so gripping?
It's more than elk-eating or whiskey-sipping,
it's all about love
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What is it about Brokeback that's so gripping?
It's more than elk-eating or whiskey-sipping,
it's all about love
beneath and above
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What is it about Brokeback that's so grippin'?
It's more than elk-eatin' or whiskey-sippin',
it's all about love
beneath and above
but it's the love that's missin' keeps us trippin'
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They herded the sheep that belonged to Joe
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They herded the sheep that belonged to Joe
He watched them together, they didn't know.
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They herded the sheep that belonged to Joe
He watched them together, they didn't know.
Didn't like what he saw
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They herded the sheep that belonged to Joe,
He watched them together, they didn't know,
Didn't like what he saw,
A case of shock and awe,
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They herded the sheep that belonged to Joe,
He watched them together, they didn't know,
Didn't like what he saw,
A case of shock and awe
His knowledge turned into their woe.
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Watching a movie is not a big thing?
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Watching a movie is not a big thing?
Still, of all movies BBM is the king
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Watching a movie is not a big thing?
Still, of all movies BBM is the king
Those cowboys in love
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Watching a movie is not a big thing?
Still, of all movies BBM is the king
Those cowboys in love.
Are what I dream of,
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Watching a movie is not a big thing?
Still, of all movies BBM is the king
Those cowboys in love.
Are what I dream of,
That movie sure gave our hearts a sting
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Junior married Kurt in the Methodist church
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Junior married Kurt in the Methodist church
Leaving poor old Troy playing baseball in the lurch
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Junior married Kurt in the Methodist church
Leaving poor old Troy playing baseball in the lurch
Jenny did the singing,
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Junior married Kurt in the Methodist church
Leaving poor old Troy playing baseball in the lurch
Jenny did the singing,
Monroe the food-slinging
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Junior married Kurt in the Methodist church
Leaving poor old Troy playing baseball in the lurch
Jenny did the singing,
Monroe the food-slinging
Junior's day no one did besmirch
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How come we can't forget those two boys?
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How come we can't forget those two boys?
Why does the wind make so much noise?
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How come we can't forget those two boys?
Why does the wind make so much noise?
Two difficult questions
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How come we can't forget those two boys?
Why does the wind make so much noise?
Two difficult questions
with no answer to mention
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How come we can't forget those two boys?
Why does the wind make so much noise?
Two difficult questions
with no answer to mention
For two men with strength and poise.
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Ennis, the tender, laid back on a log
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Ennis, the tender, laid back on a log
Jack, the herder, played with a dog
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Ennis, the tender, laid back on a log
Jack, the herder, played with a dog
The food was exhausted
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Ennis, the tender, laid back on a log
Jack, the herder, played with a dog
The food was exhausted
The remains were crusted (unless someone comes up with a better rhyme :D)
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Ennis, the tender, laid back on a log
Jack, the herder, played with a dog
The food was exhausted
The mountains were frosted
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Ennis, the tender, laid back on a log
Jack, the herder, played with a dog
The food was exhausted
The mountains were frosted
The air was crisp and free of smog
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Good one, BWT!
He came from way up on the Montana border,
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He came from way up on the Montana border,
Only to hear Agiurre give him an order
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He came from way up on the Montana border,
Only to hear Agiurre give him an order
He met Ennis del Mar,
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He came from way up on the Montana border,
Only to hear Agiurre give him an order
He met Ennis del Mar,
Couldn't believe he'd come so far
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He came from way up on the Montana border,
Only to hear Agiurre give him an order,
He met Ennis del Mar,
Couldn't believe he'd come so far,
When it came to shirts, he was a hoarder!
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Young Cassie looked fine in her tube top,
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Young Cassie looked fine in her tube top
even if she didn't dance the bebop
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Young Cassie looked fine in her tube top
even if she didn't dance the bebop
Young Cassie looked fine in her tube top
even if she didn't dance the bebop
She kept Ennis on his feet
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Young Cassie looked fine in her tube top
even if she didn't dance the bebop
She kept Ennis on his feet
Though he couldn't keep the beat
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Young Cassie looked fine in her tube top
even if she didn't dance the bebop
She kept Ennis on his feet
Though he couldn't keep the beat
And the dance Ennis did stop
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Ennis couldn't dance so he stared at the floor,
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Ennis couldn't dance so he stared at the floor,
And wished that he could head for the door
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Ennis couldn't dance so he stared at the floor,
And wished that he could head for the door,
She wanted a foot rub,
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Ennis couldn't dance so he stared at the floor,
And wished that he could head for the door,
She wanted a foot rub,
A real good ole scrub,
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Ennis couldn't dance so he stared at the floor,
And wished that he could head for the door,
She wanted a foot rub,
A real good ole scrub,
And she was hoping for a little more
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There was a young sheepherder from Sage
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There was a young sheepherder from Sage,
Who was not yet twenty years of age,
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There was a young sheepherder from Sage,
Who was not yet twenty years of age
He herded sheep one year
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There was a young sheepherder from Sage,
Who was not yet twenty years of age
He herded sheep one year
The next, who should appear
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There was a young sheepherder from Sage,
Who was not yet twenty years of age
He herded sheep one year
The next, who should appear
If not someone who brought forth love and rage
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Ennis stemmed the rose and put the blocks
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Ennis stemmed the rose and put the blocks,
He wore drawers but didn't have no socks,
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Ennis stemmed the rose and put the blocks,
He wore drawers but didn't have no socks,
Getting married this fall
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Ennis stemmed the rose and put the blocks,
He wore drawers but didn't have no socks,
Getting married this fall
No way he could stall
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Ennis stemmed the rose and put the blocks,
He wore drawers but didn't have no socks,
Getting married this fall
No way he could stall
But when he was with Jack his world rocks!
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By day Ennis castrated calves,
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By day Ennis castrated calves,
And on dairy cow udders applied soothing salves
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By day Ennis castrated calves,
And on dairy cow udders applied soothing salves
By night he longed for Jack
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Welcome to the limerick thread, Berit!!
Somehow you seem so close to me now..... ;) ;D
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By day Ennis castrated calves,
And on dairy cow udders applied soothing salves
By night he longed for Jack
Flipped Alma in the sack
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By day Ennis castrated calves,
And on dairy cow udders applied soothing salves
By night he longed for Jack
Flipped Alma in the sack
Was never as happy with her by halves
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They didn't have anything to eat but beans
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They didn't have anything to eat but beans
And little more to wear than faded jeans
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They didn't have anything to eat but beans
And little more to wear than faded jeans
But they had each other
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They didn't have anything to eat but beans
And little more to wear than faded jeans
But they had each other
A thing they couldn't smother
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Welcome to the limerick thread, SuperDistortion! :)
Hope to see more of you here!
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They didn't have anything to eat but beans
And little more to wear than faded jeans
But they had each other
A thing they couldn't smother
They weren't even adults, only teens.
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'Jack, I swear', blood-stained clothes clenched in his hands
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'Jack, I swear', blood-stained clothes clenched in his hands
The loss and grief for Jack, he somehow withstands
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'Jack, I swear', blood-stained clothes clenched in his hands
The loss and grief for Jack, he somehow withstands
But how can he feel
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'Jack, I swear', blood-stained clothes clenched in his hands
The loss and grief for Jack, he somehow withstands
But how can he feel
Weren't a one-shot deal
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'Jack, I swear', blood-stained clothes clenched in his hands
The loss and grief for Jack, he somehow withstands
But how can he feel
Weren't a one-shot deal
Though they never could get any wedding bands
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They felt love and friendship for each other
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They felt love and friendship for each other
But finding the time to meet up was a mother
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They felt love and friendship for each other
But finding the time to meet up was a mother
Their families were not keen
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They felt love and friendship for each other
But finding the time to meet up was a mother
Their families were not keen
wondered where they'd been
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They felt love and friendship for each other
But finding the time to meet up was a mother
Their families were not keen
wondered where they'd been
Well, they're s'posedly fishin', my brother.
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Jack Nasty! You didn't go up there to fish!
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Jack Nasty! You didn't go up there to fish!
Or hunt moose or elk! O Jack don't you wish
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Jack Nasty! You didn't go up there to fish!
Or hunt moose or elk! O Jack don't you wish
That storm hadn't come
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Jack Nasty! You didn't go up there to fish!
Or hunt moose or elk! O Jack don't you wish
That storm hadn't come
You could to love succumb
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Jack Nasty! You didn't go up there to fish!
Or hunt moose or elk! O Jack don't you wish
That storm hadn't come
You could to love succumb
Alas, self-denial would prove to be foolish.
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It's a one-shot thing they got goin' on there
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It's a one-shot thing they got goin' on there
Just like Jack couldn't be thrown by the mare
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It's a one-shot thing they got goin' on there
Just like Jack couldn't be thrown by the mare
One shot led to two,
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It's a one-shot thing they got goin' on there
Just like Jack couldn't be thrown by the mare
One shot led to two,
Tho times alone few,
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It's a one-shot thing they got goin' on there
Just like Jack couldn't be thrown by the mare
One shot led to two,
Tho times alone few,
Which would end up a fate, tragic twist - Jack, I swear...
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Ennis whacked Jack in the nose
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Ennis whacked Jack in the nose,
It was the end of stemmin' the rose,
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Ennis whacked Jack in the nose,
It was the end of stemmin' the rose,
Summer was over
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Ennis whacked Jack in the nose,
It was the end of stemmin' the rose,
Summer was over
'Twould soon be October
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Ennis whacked Jack in the nose,
It was the end of stemmin' the rose,
Summer was over
'Twould soon be October
How life will be then, who knows?
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Roses are red, Jack's eyes are blue
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Roses are red, Jack's eyes are blue
Ennis's eyes are a dazzling hazel hue,
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Roses are red, Jack's eyes are blue
Ennis's eyes are a dazzling hazel hue
They both fell in love
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Roses are red, Jack's eyes are blue
Ennis's eyes are a dazzling hazel hue
They both fell in love
On the mountain above,
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Roses are red, Jack's eyes are blue
Ennis's eyes are a dazzling hazel hue
They both fell in love
On the mountain above
And neither of them had a clue
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Was it Ennis' fear of what happened
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Was it Ennis' fear of what happened
That fueled belief in the worst imagined?
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Was it Ennis' fear of what happened
That fueled belief in the worst imagined?
Could a tire's rim kill
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Was it Ennis' fear of what happened
That fueled belief in the worst imagined?
Could a tire's rim kill
What a bitter pill!
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Was it Ennis' fear of what happened
That fueled belief in the worst imagined?
Could a tire's rim kill
What a bitter pill!
To swallow its truth has us saddened...
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One summer's love affected them for life
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One summer's love affected them for life,
It's Paul's birthday! Get the cake! Grab a knife!
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One summer's love affected them for life,
It's Paul's birthday! Get the cake! Grab a knife!
Soon he'll be in Sweden
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One summer's love affected them for life,
It's Paul's birthday! Get the cake! Grab a knife!
Soon he'll be in Sweden
Europe's own Eden
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One summer's love affected them for life,
It's Paul's birthday! Get the cake! Grab a knife!
Soon he'll be in Sweden
Europe's own Eden
Where the herring can cure all your strife!
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:laugh: :laugh:
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Happy birthday! :D
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An unsatisfactory situation
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An unsatisfactory situation
Only half of the famous quotation
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An unsatisfactory situation
Only half of the famous quotation
It's a goddamn bitch
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An unsatisfactory situation
Only half of the famous quotation
It's a goddamn bitch
That they gotta unhitch
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An unsatisfactory situation
Only half of the famous quotation
It's a goddamn bitch
That they gotta unhitch
Must be more than just infatuation.
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Meeting Brokie friends is always fun
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Meeting Brokie friends is always fun,
Never enough time to visit every one,
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Meeting Brokie friends is always fun,
Never enough time to visit every one.
We all want to meet
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Meeting Brokie friends is always fun,
Never enough time to visit every one,
We all want to meet,
All that herring to eat,
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Meeting Brokie friends is always fun,
Never enough time to visit every one,
We all want to meet,
All that herring to eat
Unless you're scared and start to run.
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So what now becomes of Ennis Del Mar
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So what now becomes of Ennis Del Mar?
Alone in his trailer, Jack's memory far,
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So what now becomes of Ennis Del Mar?
Alone in his trailer, Jack's memory far,
No closet to hide in
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So what now becomes of Ennis Del Mar?
Alone in his trailer, Jack's memory far,
No closet to hide in
Or a desire to sin
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So what now becomes of Ennis Del Mar?
Alone in his trailer, Jack's memory far,
No closet to hide in
Or a desire to sin
Without hope, not even from a shooting star.
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Do you think that Ennis could be a Viking?
His resemblance to Thor was quite striking,
With his lovely blond curls,
He drew all of the girls,
But a guy like Jack was more to his liking.
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:laugh: :laugh:
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Cassie gave up on Ennis and settled for Carl
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Cassie gave up on Ennis and settled for Carl,
He was cute enough, and didn't snarl,
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Cassie gave up on Ennis and settled for Carl,
He was cute enough, and didn't snarl,
Carl knew how to talk
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Cassie gave up on Ennis and settled for Carl,
He was cute enough, and didn't snarl,
Carl knew how to talk
and was far from a gawk
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Cassie gave up on Ennis and settled for Carl,
He was cute enough, and didn't snarl,
Carl knew how to talk
and was far from a gawk
- Ennis talked just to his little darl'
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There once was a man from Wyoming
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There once was a man from Wyoming
the thought of rose stemming had him foaming
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There once was a man from Wyoming
the thought of rose stemming had him foaming
He hired a pair
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There once was a man from Wyoming
the thought of rose stemming had him foaming
He hired a pair,
But was unaware
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There once was a man from Wyoming
the thought of rose stemming had him foaming
He hired a pair,
But was unaware
of the friendship they practiced at gloaming
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Ronny, this is amazing parallel thinking ! I had actually written the first of the following limericks last week but am only posting them now, and you came up with the first line of the above limerick just yesterday !
It Can Help To Get Your Bearings First
There once was a bear in Wyoming
That sent Ennis's pack horses roaming
Halfway to Montana
Until Ms Ossana
Turned them horses back Jackward a-homing.
Them and Ennis got back after nightfall.
Jack saw Ennis's gashed face was frightful.
He dabbed it a tad
With a handkerchief pad
Which his buddy found less than delightful.
Yet the upshot of that awkward cleaning?
One more nudge to the boys' hidden leaning.
Not many nights after
Primed with drinking and laughter
Their tent gave 'Camp Tender' new meaning.
The bear barely showed in Ms Proulx
Ms Ossana gave him much more to do:
To provoke - this is much! -
The first gentle touch
Of a love, to the last bearing true.
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Andrew! Absolutely astonishing! Thank you! mike
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Wow Andrew!!!
Those limericks are amazing!! :o
You've actually written The World's First Consecutive Brokeback Limericks!!! :D
Thank you.
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Ronny, this is amazing parallel thinking ! I had actually written the first of the following limericks last week but am only posting them now, and you came up with the first line of the above limerick just yesterday !
Must be something in the stars, Andrew!
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Must be something in the stars, Andrew!
I'm pretty sure it can't be a preview!
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Must be something in the stars, Andrew!
I'm pretty sure it can't be a preview!
Only happens in dreams!
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Must be something in the stars, Andrew!
I'm pretty sure it can't be a preview!
Only happens in dreams!
Or so it seems,
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Must be something in the stars, Andrew!
I'm pretty sure it can't be a preview!
Only happens in dreams!
Or so it seems,
Poke a hole in the sky?? Push a hand through !??
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;D ;D ;D
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Did Lureen suspect her husband was gay?
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Did Lureen suspect her husband was gay?
But manage to keep the suspicion at bay?
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Did Lureen suspect her husband was gay?
But manage to keep the suspicion at bay?
Wonder what she thought
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Did Lureen suspect her husband was gay?
But manage to keep the suspicion at bay?
Wonder what she thought
Wonder if she fought
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Did Lureen suspect her husband was gay?
But manage to keep the suspicion at bay?
Wonder what she thought
Wonder if she fought
"If I do the accounts, it'll just go away..."
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Too early in summer to be sick of beans
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Too early in summer to be sick of beans
Too early in life for a wedding of teens
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Too early in summer to be sick of beans
Too early in life for a wedding of teens
No way to regret
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Too early in summer to be sick of beans
Too early in life for a wedding of teens
No way to regret
The times that they met
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Too early in summer to be sick of beans
Too early in life for a wedding of teens
No way to regret
The times that they met
Although such long times would pass in between.
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On Brokeback, they were as happy as can be
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On Brokeback, they were as happy as can be
Unexpected, 'cause (said Annie P.)
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On Brokeback, they were as happy as can be
Unexpected, 'cause (said Annie P.)
Love was new and raw
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On Brokeback, they were as happy as can be
Unexpected, 'cause (said Annie P.)
Love was new and raw
And neither one foresaw
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On Brokeback, they were as happy as can be
Unexpected, 'cause (said Annie P.)
Love was new and raw
And neither foresaw
A love that was deep as the sea.
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Now that that limerick has been so beautifully brought to its conclusion, I have a confession: My bizarre second line was introduced as part of a limerick going in a different direction, which no one else could have guessed. It often happens when I see a first line that the whole rest of the poem comes at once, but the nature of this game is to contribute only one line at a time unless you are doing the whole limerick.
Given the lyrical direction it went in, I would like to propose a different second line than the one I put in:
On Brokeback, they were as happy as can be
Each night when light fell from the galaxy.
Love was new and raw
And neither foresaw
A love that was deep as the sea.
My original second line was a paradoxical play on the expression 'as happy as can be expected' and was going in this direction (which only I knew)
On Brokeback, they were as happy as can be
Unexpected, 'cause (said Annie P.)
Each found a friend
Where none had been
Expected. Serendipity!
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Oh, I love your version - it's funny, I often think of things in Brokeback terms. I know all of you do too, as there is an entire thread devoted to it! When I hear the words expected or unexpected, I sometimes think of that line "companionship where none had been expected". :)
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I like the way limericks, which were originally always comic, can be bent to be serious or to be some original blend of comic and serious.
Since limericks do sometimes come to me as finished things, here is a two-limerick mini-story of the original whimsical kind, which requires no assembly:
There was a Tri Delt named Lashawn
Who could talk a blue streak until dawn
Her Randall lay near her
She thought he could hear her
But when she reached out he was gone!
.....
"WHERE'D YOU GO at this hour?!" "Taylor's shack down there?
Just forgot that I had to go back down there.
I had looked in my truck
With the flat and said, Fuck!
Here I've gone and just left my one jack down there!"
;)
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They got their orders in Aguirre's trailer
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They got their orders in Aguirre's trailer
Ennis to be cook, and Jack the sheep scaler
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They got their orders in Aguirre's trailer
Ennis to be cook, and Jack the sheep scale
Glanced at each other
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They got their orders in Aguirre's trailer
Ennis to be cook, and Jack the sheep scaler
Glanced at each other
And don't tell your mother
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They got their orders in Aguirre's trailer
Ennis to be cook, and Jack the sheep scaler
Glanced at each other
And don't tell your mother
Or she will turn yet a shade paler
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There once was a rodeo queen,
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There once was a rodeo queen,
who wondered where the hell she'd been
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There once was a rodeo queen,
who wondered where the hell she'd been,
She winked at fair Jack,
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There once was a rodeo queen,
who wondered where the hell she'd been,
She winked at fair Jack,
When he gave her hat back,
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There once was a rodeo queen,
Who wondered where the hell she'd been,
She winked at fair Jack,
When he gave her hat back,
As for his affections, he never came clean.
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There once was a rodeo clown
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There once was a rodeo clown
Who drank when his spirit was down
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There once was a rodeo clown
Who drank when his spirit was down
He came upon Jack
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There once was a rodeo clown
Who drank when his spirit was down
He came upon Jack
With a sneer turned his back
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There once was a rodeo clown
Who drank when his spirit was down
He came upon Jack
With a sneer turned his back
Thus rejecting the best cowboy in town!
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Jack lusted after Ennis Del Mar
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Jack lusted after Ennis Del Mar
A reluctant and retentive star
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Jack lusted after Ennis Del Mar
A reluctant and retentive star
One night in the tent
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Jack lusted after Ennis Del Mar
A reluctant and retentive star
One night in the tent
Jack showed what he meant
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Re-Animated, not sure I've seen you here before, so welcome to the limerick thread!
We aren't zombiephobes here, so everyone is welcome! ;D
But, one condition! Don't eat any of the limerickers!!! >:(
We are too few anyway, can't afford to lose anyone to your unfortunate eating habits. ::)
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Jack lusted after Ennis Del Mar
A reluctant and retentive star
One night in the tent
Jack showed what he meant
And deepened their relationship by far.
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There once was a rodeo horse
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There once was a rodeo horse
Atop sat Lureen, of course
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There once was a rodeo horse
Atop sat Lureen, of course
'Round barrels they tore
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There once was a rodeo horse
Atop sat Lureen, of course
'Round barrels they tore
A trophy was in store
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There once was a rodeo horse
Atop sat Lureen, of course
'Round barrels they tore
A trophy was in store
it was a win she did not have to force
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We aren't zombiephobes here, so everyone is welcome! ;D
You don't find zombies to be a bit.......morbid?
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In the tent, there was Jack, on his knees
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In the tent, there was Jack, on his knees
Undone buckle and no BVDs,
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In the tent, there was Jack, on his knees
Undone buckle and no BVDs,
Jack began to pound
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In the tent, there was Jack, on his knees
Undone buckle and no BVDs,
Jack began to pound
on the tent clad ground
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In the tent, there was Jack, on his knees
Undone buckle and no BVDs,
Jack began to pound
on the tent clad ground
At least Ennis Del Mar didn't freeze.
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There once was a rodeo bull
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There once was a rodeo bull
Name of Sleepy implied he was dull
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There once was a rodeo bull
Name of Sleepy implied he was dull
But Jack knew better
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There once was a rodeo bull
Name of Sleepy implied he was dull
But Jack knew better
And then he met her
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There once was a rodeo bull
Name of Sleepy implied he was dull
But Jack knew better
And then he met her
And the glass Ennis emptied seemed full.
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There once was a rodeo barrel
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There once was a rodeo barrel
That Lureen wore as racing apparel
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There once was a rodeo barrel
That Lureen wore as racing apparel
She felt slightly clunky
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There once was a rodeo barrel
That Lureen wore as racing apparel
She felt slightly clunky
And just a bit chunky
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There once was a rodeo barrel
That Lureen wore as racing apparel
She felt slightly clunky
And just a bit chunky
And she mounted her horse at her peril.
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There once was a rodeo rope
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There once was a rodeo rope
That witnessed Ennis losing all hope
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There once was a rodeo rope
That witnessed Ennis losing all hope
It went 'round his waist
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There once was a rodeo rope
That witnessed Ennis losing all hope
It went 'round his waist
He grabbed it in haste
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There once was a rodeo rope
That witnessed Ennis losing all hope
It went 'round his waist
He grabbed it in haste
And then tripped and bit dust down the slope.
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There once was a rodeo rope
That witnessed Ennis losing all hope
It went 'round his waist
He grabbed it in haste
And fought, 'cuz he just couldn't cope.
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A draw, a draw! (both of those last lines were posted the same second)
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A draw, a draw! (both of those last lines were posted the same second)
I like 'em both!
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There once was a rodeo buckle
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There once was a rodeo buckle
Jack flicked it and gave us a chuckle
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A draw, a draw! (both of those last lines were posted the same second)
:o :o
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There once was a rodeo buckle
Jack flicked it and gave us a chuckle
But Ennis didn't get it
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There once was a rodeo buckle
Jack flicked it and gave us a chuckle
But Ennis didn't get it
But much to Jack's credit
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There once was a rodeo buckle
Jack flicked it and gave us a chuckle
Ennis didn't get it
But much to Jack's credit
He unbuckled in time for the fuckle!
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There once was a rodeo buckle
Jack flicked it and gave us a chuckle
Ennis didn't get it
But much to Jack's credit
He unbuckled in time for the fuckle!
ROFLOL!!
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There once was a rodeo buckle
Jack flicked it and gave us a chuckle
Ennis didn't get it
But much to Jack's credit
He unbuckled in time for the fuckle!
Very creative! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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There once was a pair of rodeo boots
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There once was a pair of rodeo boots
Jack wore as the bulls jumped out of the shoots.
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There once was a pair of rodeo boots
Jack wore as the bulls jumped out of the shoots.
Hung on for dear life
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There once was a pair of rodeo boots
Jack wore as the bulls jumped out of the shoots.
Hung on for dear life
Then did a jackknife
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There once was a pair of rodeo boots
Jack wore as the bulls jumped out of the shoots
Hung on for dear life
Then did a jackknife
'Cuz he and Sleepy were in cahoots.
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There once was a coyote with apple sized balls
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There was a coyote with apple-sized balls,
Who eluded Jack and his rifle pratfalls,
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There was a coyote with apple-sized balls,
Who eluded Jack and his rifle pratfalls,
But Ennis felled him
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There was a coyote with apple-sized balls,
Who eluded Jack and his rifle pratfalls,
But Ennis felled him,
'Twas lead that quelled him,
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There was a coyote with apple-sized balls,
Who eluded Jack and his rifle pratfalls,
But Ennis felled him,
'Twas lead that quelled him,
Impaled amidst vultures arriving and squalls.
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There once were two cowboys you'd reckon were straight
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There once were two cowboys you'd reckon were straight
Around the fire they sat, and baked beans they ate
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There once were two cowboys you'd reckon were straight
Around the fire they sat, and baked beans they ate
They weren't straight after all
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There once were two cowboys you'd reckon were straight
Around the fire they sat, and baked beans they ate
They weren't straight after all
Good thing Ennis was small ;) ::)
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There once were two cowboys you'd reckon were straight
Around the fire they sat, and baked beans they ate
They weren't straight after all
Good thing Ennis was small ;) ::)
'Cuz Jack was sure eager to consummate.
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When the movie starts playing two notes on guitar
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When the movie starts playing two notes on guitar
and the 18 wheel truck drives in from afar
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When the movie starts playing two notes on guitar,
And the 18 wheel truck drives in from afar,
Out steps our man,
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When the movie starts playing two notes on guitar,
And the 18 wheel truck drives in from afar,
Out steps our man,
Into Proulx's best laid plan,
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When the movie starts playing two notes on guitar,
And the 18 wheel truck drives in from afar,
Out steps our man,
Into Proulx's best laid plan,
And so begins the tale of Ennis del Mar.
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With all he owned in a brown paper sack,
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With all he owned in a brown paper sack,
'cept for his boots, his pants, and the shirt on his back
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With all he owned in a brown paper sack,
'cept for his boots, his pants, and the shirt on his back,
He stood and waited,
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With all he owned in a brown paper sack,
'cept for his boots, his pants, and the shirt on his back,
He stood and waited,
For work he hated,
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With all he owned in a brown paper sack,
'cept for his boots, his pants, and the shirt on his back,
He stood and waited,
For work he hated,
Til along came a cowboy, name o' Jack.
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I'd say that with Brokeback there's much to consider
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I'd say that with Brokeback there's much to consider,
When love's the game, Jack sure is a bidder,
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I'd say that with Brokeback there's much to consider,
When love's the game, Jack sure is a bidder
In this case he lost
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I'd say that with Brokeback there's much to consider,
When love's the game, Jack sure is a bidder,
In this case he lost,
Didn't know the cost,
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I'd say that with Brokeback there's much to consider,
When love's the game, Jack sure is a bidder,
In this case he lost,
Didn't know the cost,
Fooled Lureen, but with Ennis he was no kidder.
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There once was a cowboy met up with a ranch hand
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There once was a cowboy met up with a ranch hand
workin for others, too poor to own land
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There once was a cowboy met up with a ranch hand
workin for others, too poor to own land
They could have had a life
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There once was a cowboy met up with a ranch hand
workin for others, too poor to own land
They could have had a life
without wreckin a wife
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There once was a cowboy met up with a ranch hand
workin for others, too poor to own land
They could have had a life
without wreckin a wife
Unable to fix it, decide they have to stand.
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Is it any wonder that both Jack and Ennis
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Is it any wonder that both Jack and Ennis
were dirt poor, neither had any pennies
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Is it any wonder that both Jack and Ennis
were dirt poor, neither had any pennies
Dilapidated trucks
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Is it any wonder that both Jack and Ennis
were dirt poor, neither had any pennies
Dilapidated trucks
and high altitutde f***s
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Is it any wonder that both Jack and Ennis
were dirt poor, neither had any pennies
Dilapidated trucks
and high altitutde f***
A very far cry from golf and tennis
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My dear fellow limerickers
I've been told that 'Ennis' and 'pennies' don't rhyme at all.
There's a difference in pronounciation that I'm not aware of,
and I have difficulties hearing the distinction with my Swedish ears.
I moderate this thread, and should not make mistakes like that.
I apologize for this, and I hope noone was mislead by my mistake.
I'll be more careful in the future.
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Brokeback rhymes in English can be tricky
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Brokeback rhymes in English can be tricky,
Between "truck" and "luck", things can get sticky,
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Brokeback rhymes in English can be tricky,
Between "truck" and "luck", things can get sticky
Mistakes can be made
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Brokeback rhymes in English can be tricky,
Between "truck" and "luck", things can get sticky
Mistakes can be made
As deeper we wade
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Brokeback rhymes in English can be tricky,
Between "truck" and "luck", things can get sticky
Mistakes can be made
As deeper we wade
Into areas others deem icky.
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Ickyness wouldn't make us turn and flee,
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Ickyness wouldn't make us turn and flee,
What has defined our sexuality,
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Ickyness wouldn't make us turn and flee,
What has defined our sexuality,
Truth and quiet song.
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Ickyness wouldn't make us turn and flee,
What has defined our sexuality?
Truth and quiet song.
Little doggies gittin along,
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Ickyness wouldn't make us turn and flee,
What has defined our sexuality?
Truth and quiet song.
Little doggies gittin along,
And the resolve to let be, let be.
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=aside=
I really like the last one - excellent work, buds.
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I really like the last one - excellent work, buds.
Some are great, but some are duds,
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I really like the last one - excellent work, buds.
Some are great, but some are duds,
Limericks rock
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I really like the last one - excellent work, buds.
Some are great, but some are duds,
Limericks rock,
And some can shock,
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I really like the last one - excellent work, buds.
Some are great, but some are duds,
Limericks rock,
And some can shock,
And some can make us argue and throw mud Sssssssss!
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Aguirre had his office in a trailer
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Aguirre had his office in a trailer
His cigar made it all smell even staler
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Aguirre had his office in a trailer
His cigar made it all smell even stale
He gave them a job
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Aguirre had his office in a trailer
His cigar made it all smell even staler
He gave them a job
Raising shish kabob
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Raising shish kabob
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Aguirre had his office in a trailer
His cigar made it all smell even staler
He gave them a job
Raising shish kabob
Both riding horses, but none was a waler
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Time was cowboys were rough and ready.
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Time was cowboys were rough and ready
didn't really plan on going steady
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Time was cowboys were rough and ready
didn't really plan on going steady
No fault of their own
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Time was cowboys were rough and ready
didn't really plan on going steady
No fault of their own
Their cover got blown
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Time was cowboys were rough and ready
didn't really plan on going steady
No fault of their own
Their cover got blown
By Aguirre who looked good in a teddy.
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The names Ennis and Jack sound quite apropos ;D
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The names Ennis and Jack sound quite apropos ;D
For a pair o' deuces with nowhere to go
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The names Ennis and Jack sound quite apropos
For a pair o' deuces with nowhere to go
No money and no home
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The names Ennis and Jack sound quite apropos
For a pair o' deuces with nowhere to go
No money and no home
No choice but to roam
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The names Ennis and Jack sound quite apropos
For a pair o' deuces with nowhere to go
No money and no home
No choice but to roam
Just put your lips together, and blow.
(whoops, wrong film)
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MheNUWyROv8[/youtube]
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LOL, Paulie!
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Brokeback Mountain - the film of our life
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Brokeback Mountain - the film of our life
Thru thick and thin, happiness and strife
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Brokeback Mountain - the film of our life
Thru thick and thin, happiness and strife
Many affected
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Brokeback Mountain - the film of our life
Thru thick and thin, happiness and strife
Many affected
Many connected
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Brokeback Mountain - the film of our life
Thru thick and thin, happiness and strife
Many affected
Many connected
Get-togethers and friendships are rife
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When Ennis got mad at those foul-mouthed punks
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When Ennis got mad at those foul-mouthed punks
who thought of themselves they were real hunks
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When Ennis got mad at those foul-mouthed punks
who thought of themselves they were real hunks
he used on them words
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When Ennis got mad at those foul-mouthed punks
who thought of themselves they were real hunks
he used on them words
too nice for them turds
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When Ennis got mad at those foul-mouthed punks
who thought of themselves they were real hunks
he used on them words
too nice for them turds
And threatened their teeth into chunks.
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The fire burned hot, as their love on high.
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The fire burned hot, as their love on high.
flames growing higher as time goes by
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The fire burned hot, as their love on high.
flames growing higher as time goes by
Words never spoken
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The fire burned hot, as their love on high.
flames growing higher as time goes by
Words never spoken
Wordless bonds broken
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The fire burned hot, as their love on high.
flames growing higher as time goes by
Words never spoken
Wordless bonds broken
As Silent stars blanket a cloudless sky
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The fire burned hot, as their love on high.
flames growing higher as time goes by
Words never spoken
Wordless bonds broken
As Silent stars blanket a cloudless sky
:'( wow
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Lureens hair grew blonder and blonder
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Lureens hair grew blonder and blonder
But only on top, not way down yonder
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Lureens hair grew blonder and blonder
But only on top, not way down yonder
Constantly smoking
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Lureens hair grew blonder and blonder
But only on top, not way down yonder
Constantly smoking
And no Jack stroking
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Lureens hair grew blonder and blonder
But only on top, not way down yonder
Constantly smoking
And no Jack stroking
and no other man for her 'first responder'
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There once was a waitress named Cassie,
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There once was a waitress named Cassie,
tried hard to hook Ennis by being sassy
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There once was a waitress named Cassie,
Tried hard to hook Ennis by being sassy,
Put her feet in his lap,
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There once was a waitress named Cassie,
Tried hard to hook Ennis by being sassy,
Put her feet in his lap,
Ennis fell into her trap
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There once was a waitress named Cassie,
Tried hard to hook Ennis by being sassy,
Put her feet in his lap,
Ennis fell into her trap
Reluctantly got involved with the lassie
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Poor Alma scrubbed clothes in the sink
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Poor Alma scrubbed clothes in the sink
Her husband wasn't who she might think
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Poor Alma scrubbed clothes in the sink
Her husband wasn't who she might think
Her work was too hard
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Poor Alma scrubbed clothes in the sink
Her husband wasn't who she might think
Her work was too hard
Her marriage was marred
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Poor Alma scrubbed clothes in the sink
Her husband wasn't who she might think
Her work was too hard
Her marriage was marred
That she saw and thought: I need a drink!!!!!
8)
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A new one! On a lighter note! :)
That whole bloody night was tremendous
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That whole bloody night was tremendous
so exciting it verged on stupendous
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That whole bloody night was tremendous
so exciting it verged on stupendous
No thanks to the beans
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That whole bloody night was tremendous
so exciting it verged on stupendous
No thanks to the beans
We all know what that means
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That whole bloody night was tremendous
so exciting it verged on stupendous
No thanks to the beans
We all know what that means
"No strife, stink, or stress will ever end us!"
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The dumbass mules were scared of the bear
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The dumbass mules were scared of the bear
runnin' off, they scattered food everywhere
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The dumbass mules were scared of the bear
runnin' off, they scattered food everywhere
Nothing left but beans
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The dumbass mules were scared of the bear
runnin' off, they scattered food everywhere
Nothing left but beans
And Ennis' dirty jeans
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The dumbass mules were scared of the bear
runnin' off, they scattered food everywhere
Nothing left but beans
And Ennis' dirty jeans
Save for Jack who'd faithfully lend an ear.
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Look here young boy Ennis and see this man, Earl
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Look here young boy Ennis and see this man, Earl
this might happen if you don't fancy a girl
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Look here young boy Ennis and see this man, Earl
this might happen if you don't fancy a girl
Best fill you with fear
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Look here young boy Ennis and see this man, Earl
this might happen if you don't fancy a girl
Best fill you with fear
The purpose quite clear
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Look here young boy Ennis and see this man, Earl
this might happen if you don't fancy a girl
Best fill you with fear
The purpose quite clear
So don't you act queer, your name's Ennis, not Pearl.
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The holidays are upon us now said Jack.
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The holidays are upon us now said Jack
If the turkey were a duck it would say 'quack'
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The holidays are upon us now said Jack
If the turkey were a duck it would say 'quack'
Boys should watch football
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The holidays are upon us now said Jack
If the turkey were a duck it would say 'quack'
Boys should watch football
stay away from Resistol
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The holidays are upon us now said Jack
If the turkey were a duck it would say 'quack'
Boys should watch football
Stay away from Resistol
Though for a gift, I just want you in the sack!
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It's because of Jack Twist that he's like this
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It's because of Jack Twist that he's like this
That it's a man he really wants to kiss
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It's because of Jack Twist that he's like this
That it's a man he really wants to kiss
For Ennis denied
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It's because of Jack Twist that he's like this
That it's a man he really wants to kiss
For Ennis denied
and tried to hide
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It's because of Jack Twist that he's like this
That it's a man he really wants to kiss
For Ennis denied
and tried to hide
That Jack's sweet kiss is heavenly bliss!
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What is it about a fire and fried bacon?
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What is it about a fire and fried bacon?
Or is it a scent that could be mistaken?
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What is it about a fire and fried bacon?
Or is it a scent that could be mistaken
Sitting 'round the fire
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What is it about a fire and fried bacon?
Or is it a scent that could be mistaken?
Sitting 'round the fire
Wild boar on a wire
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What is it about a fire and fried bacon?
Or is it a scent that could be mistaken?
Sitting 'round the fire
Wild boar on a wire
Even a half dead cowboy could be waken
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There was a ranch hand once, name a Del Mar
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There was a ranch hand once, name a Del Mar
from around Signal, had never travelled far
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There was a ranch hand once, name a Del Mar
from around Signal, had never travelled far
He met up with Jack Twist
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There was a ranch hand once, name a Del Mar
From around Signal, had never traveled far
He met up with Jack Twist
For a mountainside tryst
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There was a ranch hand once, name a Del Mar
From around Signal, had never traveled far
He met up with Jack Twist
For a mountainside tryst
His heart was never to heal from the scar
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Alma went to work, left supper on the stove
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Alma went to work, left supper on the stove
Lost inside her mind on some desolate cove
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Alma went to work, left supper on the stove
Lost inside her mind on some desolate cove
Looking toward Monroe
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Alma went to work, left supper on the stove
Lost inside her mind on some desolate cove
Looking toward Monroe
She circumvents her woe
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Alma went to work, left supper on the stove
Lost inside her mind on some desolate cove
Looking toward Monroe
She circumvents her woe
And dreams of the grocer's life, by Jove!
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There once was a bloke named Aguirre,
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There once was a bloke named Aguirre;
Spyin on folks made his eyes bleary.
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There once was a bloke named Aguirre;
Spyin' on folks made his eyes bleary.
Had he stemmed the rose?
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There once was a bloke named Aguirre;
Spyin' on folks made his eyes bleary.
Had he stemmed the rose?
Only Uncle Harold knows,
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There once was a bloke named Aguirre;
Spyin' on folks made his eyes bleary.
Had he stemmed the rose?
Only Uncle Harold knows,
and he ain't talkin, just gets teary.
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There once was a shepherd from Chile,
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There once was a shepherd from Chile,
Whose sheep were mixed willy-nilly,
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There once was a shepherd from Chile,
Whose sheep were mixed willy-nilly
Hard to untangle
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There once was a shepherd from Chile,
Whose sheep were mixed willy-nilly
Hard to untangle
However he'd wrangle
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There once was a shepherd from Chile,
Whose sheep were mixed willy-nilly
Hard to untangle
However he'd wrangle
He found Jack's sheep-flinging quite silly.
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When Rodrigo turned on his camera,
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When Rodrigo turned on his camera,
Prieto shot more than tetramera...
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When Rodrigo turned on his camera,
Prieto shot more than tetramera...
He has a filmic eye
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When Rodrigo turned on his camera,
Prieto shot more than tetramera...
He has a filmic eye
Can capture a fly
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When Rodrigo turned on his camera,
Prieto shot more than tetramera...
He has a filmic eye
Can capture a fly
And shoot Jake in all of his glamour....ahhhh.
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I heard that in Signal two cowboys with trucks
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I heard that in Signal two cowboys with trucks
Could work for Aguirre and be happy as ducks
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I heard that in Signal two cowboys with trucks
Could work for Aguirre and be happy as ducks
They're happy that summer
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I heard that in Signal two cowboys with trucks
Could work for Aguirre and be happy as ducks
They're happy that summer
Cut short--what a bummer
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I heard that in Signal two cowboys with trucks
Could work for Aguirre and be happy as ducks
They're happy that summer
Cut short--what a bummer
And now, truth be told, one might say that it sucks.
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One day Ennis shot Jack an elk,
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One day Ennis shot Jack an elk,
it sure tasted better than whelk
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One day Ennis shot Jack an elk,
it sure tasted better than whelk
steamed, dried or boiled
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One day Ennis shot Jack an elk,
it sure tasted better than whelk
steamed, dried or boiled
Reward when they toiled
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One day Ennis shot Jack an elk,
it sure tasted better than whelk
steamed, dried or boiled
Reward when they toiled
Apparently using leftovers to yelq.
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One day Ennis shot Jack an elk,
it sure tasted better than whelk
steamed, dried or boiled
Reward when they toiled
Ennis cocked his gun, said, "what the helk".
ETA: whoops, didn't see your reply. "yelq"?? LOL
Let's face it: "elk" is pretty tough to rhyme.
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Here's a better (?worse) one:
One day Ennis shot Jack an elk,
it sure tasted better than whelk
steamed, dried or boiled
Reward when they toiled
After dinner they danced to Lawrence Welk.
(http://www.internationalpolka.com/images/Welk.jpg)
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I'd say 'worse' LOL
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I'd say 'worse' LOL
yeah, well, "camera" was a tough rhyme too!
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Ennis and Cassie slow-danced to "Melissa",
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Actually yelq is a verb - look it up.
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Ennis and Cassie slow-danced to "Melissa",
Try as she might he was not gonna kiss-a...
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Here's a better (?worse) one:
One day Ennis shot Jack an elk,
it sure tasted better than whelk
steamed, dried or boiled
Reward when they toiled
After dinner they danced to Lawrence Welk.
(http://www.internationalpolka.com/images/Welk.jpg)
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Anna One, Anna Two, Let's have the champagne bubbles-zah
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Actually yelq is a verb - look it up.
I did - in three different online dictionaries.
Couldn't find it in any of them.
What does it mean?
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Ennis and Cassie slow-danced to "Melissa",
Try as she might he was not gonna kiss-a...
He wasn't into girls
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I did - in three different online dictionaries.
Couldn't find it in any of them.
What does it mean?
Sorry - I meant "jelq", not yelq.
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Sorry - I meant "jelq", not yelq.
that's a little different. :o
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Ennis and Cassie slow-danced to "Melissa",
Try as she might he was not gonna kiss-a...
He wasn't into girls
Despite their pretty curls
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Sorry - I meant "jelq", not yelq.
Now I found it.
Don't really think they needed it. 8)
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Ennis and Cassie slow-danced to "Melissa",
Try as she might he was not gonna kiss-a...
He wasn't into girls
Despite their pretty curls
And when they split, he sure didn't miss-a
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Now we need some lines with easy rhymes
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Now we need some lines with easy rhymes
Limericks are tricky, best o' times
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Now we need some lines with easy rhymes
Limericks are tricky, best o' times
Too many hard words
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Now we need some lines with easy rhymes
Limericks are tricky, best o' times
Too many hard words
And meter that's for the birds
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Now we need some lines with easy rhymes
Limericks are tricky, best o' times
Too many hard words
And meter that's for the birds
That our pure limericks begrimes
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We need a better rhyming dictionary,
Some of these words give me dysentery,
But once in a while,
Without any guile,
There'll be verses extremely visionary!
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The big coyote could devour a camel,
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The big coyote could devour a camel,
the lack of camels being quite a trammel
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The big coyote could devour a camel,
the lack of camels being quite a trammel
He'd settle for sheep,
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The big coyote could devour a camel,
the lack of camels being quite a trammel
He'd settle for sheep,
though it made him weep
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The big coyote could devour a camel,
the lack of camels being quite a trammel
He'd settle for sheep,
though it made him weep
He'd eat just about any old mammal.
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The size of his balls was impressive
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The size of his balls was impressive
One might consider it even excessive
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The size of his balls was impressive
One might consider it even excessive
But: big balls, weak minds
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The size of his balls was impressive
One might consider it even excessive
But: big balls, weak minds
And it takes all kinds
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Now we need some lines with easy rhymes
Limericks are tricky, best o' times
Too many hard words
And meter that's for the birds
That our pure limericks begrimes
That was a dandy lime!
We don't have to sound too fancy
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We don't have to sound too fancy
All hearts and flowers romance-y
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We don't have to sound too fancy
All hearts and flowers romance-y
Simple is good
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The size of his balls was impressive
One might consider it even excessive
But: big balls, weak minds
And it takes all kinds
Hey, we didn't finish this one!
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The size of his balls was impressive
One might consider it even excessive
But: big balls, weak minds
And it takes all kinds
As long as nothing is repressive
(hm...maybe not our best one.... ::))
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Lureen fundamentally wasn't so kind
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We don't have to sound too fancy
All hearts and flowers romance-y
Simple is good
Hey, we didn't finish this one, neither!
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We don't have to sound too fancy
All hearts and flowers romance-y
Simple is good
whether fixed-up or stood
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We don't have to sound too fancy
All hearts and flowers romance-y
Simple is good
whether fixed-up or stood
Complicated is often chancy
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Lureen fundamentally wasn't so kind
Something her dad no doubt was behind
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this one was started too. Among that last two screw-up.
Lureen fundamentally wasn't so kind
Even so she still was very sound of mind
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Seems we've got two unfinished limericks again.
We should finish them both before someone starts a new one.
Thanks,
Sonja
mod in the limerick thread
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Lureen fundamentally wasn't so kind
Something her dad no doubt was behind
Did he have Jack killed?
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Lureen fundamentally wasn't so kind
Even so she still was very sound of mind
Explaining Jack's death
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Lureen fundamentally wasn't so kind
Something her dad no doubt was behind
Did he have Jack killed?
LD's dreams fulfilled
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Lureen fundamentally wasn't so kind
Even so she still was very sound of mind
Explaining Jack's death
with almost no breath
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Lureen fundamentally wasn't so kind
Something her dad no doubt was behind
Did he have Jack killed?
LD's dreams fulfilled
His ego deflated one day as he dined.
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Lureen fundamentally wasn't so kind
Even so she still was very sound of mind
Explaining Jack's death
with almost no breath
While holding the letter he'd earlier signed.
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Are we up to snuff now?
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Are we up to snuff now?
I believe that'd be the ruling that Sason would hand down.
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Are we up to snuff now?
I'm sorry, but I don't understand what this means.
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I'm sorry, but I don't understand what this means.
I presume it means finished with those unfinished limericks of which you had made note.
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I'm sorry, but I don't understand what this means.
Janice is (idiomatically) asking are we OK, ready to proceed.
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Thank you for explaining, Ronny and Paul!
The answer is: yes!
There are no unfinished limericks now, so let's start a new one!! ;D
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"It's almost time for March Madness!" said Jack.
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"It's almost time for March Madness!" said Jack.
"The whu?" said Ennis, "Come back in the sack."
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"It's almost time for March Madness!" said Jack.
"The whu?" said Ennis, "Come back in the sack."
"It's time for a kiss"
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"It's almost time for March Madness!" said Jack.
"The whu?" said Ennis, "Come back in the sack."
"It's time for a kiss"
"This is such bliss"
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"It's almost time for March Madness!" said Jack.
"The whu?" said Ennis, "Come back in the sack."
"It's time for a kiss"
"This is such bliss"
Nevermind that my bracket's all out of whack!
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Ennis asked Junior what happened to Troy,
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Ennis asked Junior what happened to Troy,
But she had moved on to another boy-toy,
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Ennis asked Junior what happened to Troy,
But she had moved on to another boy-toy.
His name was Kurt
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Ennis asked Junior what happened to Troy,
But she had moved on to another boy-toy.
His name was Kurt,
Poor Troy was hurt,
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Ennis asked Junior what happened to Troy,
But she had moved on to another boy-toy.
His name was Kurt,
Poor Troy was hurt,
No way could he take part in Junior's joy.
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"It's almost time for March Madness!" said Jack.
Ooops, I forgot my manners....
Welcome back, Donna!
You've been missed around here!
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It is always good to make new starts
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It is always good to make new starts
Ennis knew in his heart-of-hearts
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It is always good to make new starts
Ennis knew in his heart-of-hearts
His great love was Jack,
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It is always good to make new starts
Ennis knew in his heart-of-hearts
His great love was Jack,
And no turning back,
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It is always good to make new starts
Ennis knew in his heart-of-hearts
His great love was Jack,
And no turning back,
Ennis was more than the sum of his parts!
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Ennis was studiously washing his parts,
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Ennis was studiously washing his parts,
While congratulating himself on his smarts
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Ennis was studiously washing his parts,
While congratulating himself on his smarts
Jack tried not to look
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Ennis was studiously washing his parts,
While congratulating himself on his smarts
Jack tried not to look
But all that it took
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Ennis was studiously washing his parts,
While congratulating himself on his smarts
Jack tried not to look
But all that it took
Was a glance--lust was then off the charts!
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Could Ennis love Alma? Did Lureen love Jack?
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Could Ennis love Alma? Did Lureen love Jack?
It would have taken more than just a nice rack,
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Could Ennis love Alma? Did Lureen love Jack?
It would have taken more than just a nice rack,
Did the expected thing
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Could Ennis love Alma? Did Lureen love Jack?
It would have taken more than just a nice rack,
Did the expected thing
Bought their girls a ring
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Could Ennis love Alma? Did Lureen love Jack?
It would have taken more than just a nice rack,
Did the expected thing
Bought their girls a ring
But longed for more nights in the sack.
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If the Oscars were hosted by Lashawn,
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If the Oscars were hosted by Lashawn,
She'd be talkin' a blue streak until dawn.
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If the Oscars were hosted by Lashawn,
She'd be talkin' a blue streak until dawn.
Those winning a prize,
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If the Oscars were hosted by Lashawn,
She'd be talkin' a blue streak until dawn.
Those winning a prize,
Might fantasize,
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If the Oscars were hosted by Lashawn,
She'd be talkin' a blue streak until dawn.
Those winning a prize,
Might fantasize
That the music would swell and she'd be gone.
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Ennis asked if the girls needed a push,
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Ennis asked if the girls needed a push,
a gentle little shove on the tush
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Ennis asked if the girls needed a push,
a gentle little shove on the tush
They both said, "No",
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Ennis asked if the girls needed a push,
a gentle little shove on the tush
They both said, "No",
he decided to go
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Ennis asked if the girls needed a push,
a gentle little shove on the tush
They both said, "No",
he decided to go
For one Jack is worth two in the bush.
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Cassie grabbed him on the way to the men's,
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Cassie grabbed him on the way to the men's,
It was her hope that they'd be more than friends...
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Cassie grabbed him on the way to the men's,
It was her hope that they'd be more than friends...
She wanted to dance,
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Cassie grabbed him on the way to the men's,
It was her hope that they'd be more than friends...
She wanted to dance,
wanted him in her pants
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Cassie grabbed him on the way to the men's,
It was her hope that they'd be more than friends...
She wanted to dance,
wanted him in her pants
But the thought of that gave him the bends.
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Cassie put her tired feet in his lap,
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Cassie put her tired feet in his lap,
Though he smiled he did not give a crap.
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Cassie put her tired feet in his lap,
Though he smiled he did not give a crap.
Ennis started to rub,
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Cassie put her tired feet in his lap,
Though he smiled he did not give a crap.
Ennis started to rub,
Right there in the pub,
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Cassie put her tired feet in his lap,
Though he smiled he did not give a crap.
Ennis started to rub,
Right there in the pub,
While he thought to himself, "I'm a sap."
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Good one!
Lashawn said he wasn't very mechanical,
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Lashawn said he wasn't very mechanical,
Her ruling their marriage was so tyrannical ;D
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Lashawn said he wasn't very mechanical,
Her ruling their marriage was so tyrannical ;D
Chewing gum or balin' wire,
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Lashawn said he wasn't very mechanical,
Her ruling their marriage was so tyrannical ;D
Chewing gum or balin' wire,
Randall was beginning to tire
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Lashawn said he wasn't very mechanical,
Her ruling their marriage was so tyrannical ;D
Chewing gum or balin' wire,
Randall was beginning to tire
Cuz her rules were Puritanical.
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Brokeback lost its Oscar to Crash,
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Brokeback lost its Oscar to Crash,
The Academy the viewing public did bash,
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Brokeback lost its Oscar to Crash,
The Academy the viewing public did bash,
It just wasn't right,
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Brokeback lost its Oscar to Crash,
The Academy the viewing public did bash,
It just wasn't right
That infamous night
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Brokeback lost its Oscar to Crash,
The Academy the viewing public did bash,
It just wasn't right
That infamous night
When Art lost out to Trash.
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We are now on page sixhundred-sixty-six
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We are now on page sixhundred-sixty-six
Limerick Satan still up to his old tricks,
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We are now on page sixhundred-sixty-six
Limerick Satan still up to his old tricks
He keeps us going
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We are now on page sixhundred-sixty-six
Limerick Satan still up to his old tricks
He keeps us going
With hot air blowing
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We are now on page six-hundred-sixty-six
Limerick Satan still up to his old tricks
He keeps us going
With hot air blowing
Our minds, when we get a rhyme working that clicks.
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Dude tried to photograph Little Jake,
(if you don't follow, check: http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,1113.msg606410.html#msg606410)
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Dude tried to photograph Little Jake,
It was such a rude gesture to make!
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Dude tried to photograph Little Jake,
It was such a rude gesture to make!
Jake protested rightly,
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Dude tried to photograph Little Jake,
It was such a rude gesture to make!
Jake protested rightly,
clenched his fist tightly
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Dude tried to photograph Little Jake,
It was such a rude gesture to make!
Jake protested rightly,
clenched his fist tightly
which made the rude photographer shake!
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Dude tried to photograph Little Jake,
It was such a rude gesture to make!
Jake protested rightly,
clenched his fist tightly
And said, 'Get lost, or your nose I will break!'
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Jack placed his hands upon Ennis' waist
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Jack placed his hands upon Ennis' waist
"Hey, cowboy, you like to get chased?"
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Jack placed his hands upon Ennis' waist
"Hey, cowboy, you like to get chased?"
"Then come over here,"
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Jack placed his hands upon Ennis' waist
"Hey, cowboy, you like to get chased?"
"Then come over here,
Put your hands on my rear,"
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Jack placed his hands upon Ennis' waist
"Hey, cowboy, you like to get chased?"
"Then come over here,
Put your hands on my rear,"
And let's see how long you remain chaste!
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In Boston we watched a private screening :)
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In Boston we watched a private screening
With no putting on airs or preening,
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In Boston we watched a private screening
With no putting on airs or preening,
'Twas "Moonlight Mile",
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In Boston we watched a private screening
With no putting on airs or preening,
'Twas "Moonlight Mile",
It made you all smile
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In Boston we watched a private screening
With no putting on airs or preening,
'Twas "Moonlight Mile",
It made you all smile
And cry and laugh and then ponder the meaning.
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That wasn't the movie I saw in Boston,
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That wasn't the movie I saw in Boston,
Keepin' track of these films is exhaustin'!
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hat wasn't the movie I saw in Boston,
Keepin' track of these films is exhaustin'!
Persia had a prince
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That wasn't the movie I saw in Boston,
Keepin' track of these films is exhaustin'!
Persia had a prince,
Lord, what's happened since,
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That wasn't the movie I saw in Boston,
Keepin' track of these films is exhaustin'!
Persia had a prince,
Lord, what's happened since,
Maybe the next film will be set in Austin.
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Jake's about to open in Source Code,
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Jake's about to open in Source Code,
the next step on his actor's career road
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Jake's about to open in Source Code,
The next step on his actor's career road
A time travel thriller,
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Jake's about to open in Source Code,
The next step on his actor's career road
A time travel thriller,
Jake's performance will be "killer"
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Jake's about to open in Source Code,
The next step on his actor's career road
A time travel thriller,
Jake's performance will be "killer"
And we're glad that his work hasn't slowed.
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Vera Farmiga starred with our Heath in "Roar",
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Vera Farmiga starred with our Heath in "Roar",
I wonder what Source Code with Jake has in store?
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Vera Farmiga starred with our Heath in "Roar",
I wonder what Source Code with Jake has in store?
Can't beat BBM
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Vera Farmiga starred with our Heath in "Roar",
I wonder what Source Code with Jake has in store?
Can't beat BBM
For that was a gem
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Vera Farmiga starred with our Heath in "Roar",
I wonder what Source Code with Jake has in store?
Can't beat BBM
For that was a gem
Didn't need Farmiga for us to adore.
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Our friends have attended a German reading
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Our friends have attended a German reading,
No translation manual were they needing,
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Our friends have attended a German reading,
No translation manual were they needing,
They had plenty of fun
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Our friends have attended a German reading,
No translation manual were they needing,
They had plenty of fun
Like a band on the run
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Our friends have attended a German reading,
No translation manual were they needing,
They had plenty of fun
Like a band on the run
From parts all over to Bochum they were speeding.
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A linked pair of limericks:
Our friends have attended a German reading,
No translation manual were they needing,
They had plenty of fun
Like a band on the run
From parts all over to Bochum they were speeding.
Eyes up, they reclined with their chairs tilted back,
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A linked pair of limericks:
Our friends have attended a German reading,
No translation manual were they needing,
They had plenty of fun
Like a band on the run
From parts all over to Bochum they were speeding.
Eyes up, they reclined with their chairs tilted back,
In the planetarium that was way off the beaten track,
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A linked pair of limericks:
Our friends have attended a German reading,
No translation manual were they needing,
They had plenty of fun
Like a band on the run
From parts all over to Bochum they were speeding.
Eyes up, they reclined with their chairs tilted back,
In the planetarium that was way off the beaten track,
Wyoming sky above
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A linked pair of limericks:
Our friends have attended a German reading,
No translation manual were they needing,
They had plenty of fun
Like a band on the run
From parts all over to Bochum they were speeding.
Eyes up, they reclined with their chairs tilted back,
In the planetarium that was way off the beaten track,
Wyoming sky above,
True labor of love,
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A linked pair of limericks:
Our friends have attended a German reading,
No translation manual were they needing,
They had plenty of fun
Like a band on the run
From parts all over to Bochum they were speeding.
Eyes up, they reclined with their chairs tilted back,
In the planetarium that was way off the beaten track,
Wyoming sky above,
True labor of love,
They heard the tale about Ennis and Jack
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They heard the tale about Ennis and Jack
Or: They head the tale about Ennis und Jack!
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Now this is uncanny. There is such a thing as writing a first line and envisioning that a poem could go in a certain direction. And I have to admit that I feel mean if I do a first line with a word I am personally unable to think of a reasonable rhyme for, and I usually don't like to feel mean. I put in 'tilted back' both because it sounded like a distinctive part of the experience for the participants, and because darn it, there is at least one excellent rhyme for 'back' !
But what is uncanny is that nothing in the first line was pointing to 'above' and 'love', yet those are the very words I imagined for 3 and 4.
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Or: They head the tale about Ennis und Jack!
What's the difference between 'a' and 'u' among friends?
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Now this is uncanny. There is such a thing as writing a first line and envisioning that a poem could go in a certain direction. And I have to admit that I feel mean if I do a first line with a word I am personally unable to think of a reasonable rhyme for, and I usually don't like to feel mean. I put in 'tilted back' both because it sounded like a distinctive part of the experience for the participants, and because darn it, there is at least one excellent rhyme for 'back' !
But what is uncanny is that nothing in the first line was pointing to 'above' and 'love', yet those are the very words I imagined for 3 and 4.
Wow, Andrew! That is uncanny!
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Andrew knows how to predict our rhymes,
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Andrew knows how to predict our rhymes,
He's even done it several times,
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Andrew knows how to predict our rhymes,
He's even done it several times,
Predict some more!
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Andrew knows how to predict our rhymes,
He's even done it several times,
Predict some more!
And be right again, or
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Andrew knows how to predict our rhymes,
He's even done it several times,
Predict some more!
And be right again, or
Suffer unknown and unspeakable crimes. ;)
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Andrew knows how to predict our rhymes,
He's even done it several times,
Predict some more!
And be right again, or
Suffer unknown and unspeakable crimes. ;)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
What a responsibility you've taken upon yourself, Andrew! ;D
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Rhyming is one of the very finest arts
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There once was a cowboy called Jack,
Who felt at home with his horse and his pack.
With Ennis at his side,
He would take many long rides,
Where both would feel very laid-back.
Sorry, folks but it's been a long time since I posted on this site.
Tony-Ranger told me about this game. I hope you all don't mind
that I posted a complete limerick.
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There once was a cowboy called Jack,
Who felt at home with his horse and his pack.
With Ennis at his side,
He would take many long rides,
Where both would feel very laid-back.
Sorry, folks but it's been a long time since I posted on this site.
Tony-Ranger told me about this game. I hope you all don't mind
that I posted a complete limerick.
Hey, Tim! Nice limerick and great to see you around here!
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There once was a cowboy called Jack,
Who felt at home with his horse and his pack.
With Ennis at his side,
He would take many long rides,
Where both would feel very laid-back.
Sorry, folks but it's been a long time since I posted on this site.
Tony-Ranger told me about this game. I hope you all don't mind
that I posted a complete limerick.
Hi ProwlAmongUs, and welcome to the limerick thread!
I hope we'll see more of you here. New limerickers are always very welcome.
For limerick guidelines, please read the first post of this thread.
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Rhyming is one of the very finest arts
Meter is one of the most important parts
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Rhyming is one of the very finest arts
Meter is one of the most important parts
A good limerick
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Rhyming is one of the very finest arts
Meter is one of the most important parts
A good limerick
Doesn't make you sick
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Rhyming is one of the very finest arts
Meter is one of the most important parts
A good limerick
Doesn't make you sick
No, it stays fondly in our hearts
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BBM winds fan the Bettermost beans
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BBM winds fan the Bettermost beans
To the benefit of two confused teens
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BBM winds fan the Bettermost beans
To the benefit of two confused teens
The rest as they say
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BBM winds fan the Bettermost beans
To the benefit of two confused teens
The rest as they say
Is just a roll in the hay
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BBM winds fan the Bettermost beans
To the benefit of two confused teens
The rest as they say
Is just a roll in the hay
But only after they took off their jeans
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BBM winds fan the Bettermost beans
To the benefit of two confused teens
The rest as they say
Is just a roll in the hay
But only after they took off their jeans
That was a good one!
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Imagine Jack and Ennis got married,
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Imagine Jack and Ennis got married,
No need to hide in mountains so serried
They'd each wear a ring,
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Imagine Jack and Ennis got married,
No need to hide in mountains so serried
They'd each wear a ring,
For which they would spring,
From the wallets that each of them carried.
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Hm.... I see strange things happened here. Seems like Paul mistakenly modified instead of quoted my post.
I suggest we go back to the order of one new line per post.
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Brokeback Mountain was beautiful in May
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Brokeback Mountain was beautiful in May
One could have said a great month to be gay...
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Hm.... I see strange things happened here. Seems like Paul mistakenly modified instead of quoted my post.
I suggest we go back to the order of one new line per post.
whoops, sorry.
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Brokeback Mountain was beautiful in May
One could have said a great month to be gay...
The meadows were green,
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Brokeback Mountain was beautiful in May
One could have said a great month to be gay...
The meadows were green,
Flowers were seen
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Brokeback Mountain was beautiful in May
One could have said a great month to be gay...
The meadows were green,
Flowers were seen
Love would blossom in a most unusual way.
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Brokeback Mountain was beautiful in May
One could have said a great month to be gay...
The meadows were green,
Flowers were seen
Love would blossom in a most unusual way.
This one is excellent!
Well done us!
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Limerickers are a talented bunch
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Limerickers are a talented bunch
The rhymes and the meter take more than a hunch,
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Limerickers are a talented bunch
The rhymes and the meter take more than a hunch,
We do it for fun
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Limerickers are a talented bunch
The rhymes and the meter take more than a hunch,
We do it for fun
Sometimes there's a pun
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Limerickers are a talented bunch
The rhymes and the meter take more than a hunch,
We do it for fun
Sometimes there's a pun
And sometimes we're a little off on the timing and that causes a bit of a crunch.
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It's seven years since the film was shot,
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It's seven years since the film was shot,
Sure it seems like a long time, but it snot. ;D
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It's seven years since the film was shot,
Sure it seems like a long time, but it snot. ;D
Alberta looked fine,
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Limerickers are a talented bunch
The rhymes and the meter take more than a hunch,
We do it for fun
Sometimes there's a pun
And sometimes we're a little off on the timing and that causes a bit of a crunch.
:-X :-X :-X
;D ;D ;D
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It's seven years since the film was shot,
Sure it seems like a long time, but it snot.
Alberta looked fine
Though not alpine
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It's seven years since the film was shot,
Sure it seems like a long time, but it snot.
Alberta looked fine
Though not alpine
Still, plenty of mountains it's got.
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It's seven years since the film was shot,
Sure it seems like a long time, but it snot.
Alberta looked fine
Though not alpine
Still, plenty of mountains it's got it sgot.
;D :laugh:
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The moon looked like a smile in the night,
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Welcome back, Donna! :D
The moon looked like a smile in the night,
Nothing was wrong, everything was right
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Hi, Donna!
The moon looked like a smile in the night,
Nothing was wrong, everything was right
Ennis was night fire,
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The moon looked like a smile in the night,
Nothing was wrong, everything was right
Ennis was night fire,
Jack did him desire
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Hi, Donna!
The moon looked like a smile in the night,
Nothing was wrong, everything was right
Ennis was night fire,
Jack did him desire
From then on the two heroes were tight. ::)
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Sheep herder, ranch hand, good grief Alma Beers..
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Sheep herder, ranch hand, good grief Alma Beers..
Who would have known she would soon fall in tears
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Hi Ronny!
Sheep herder, ranch hand, good grief Alma Beers..
Who would have known she would soon fall in tears?
With a hubby like that,
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Sheep herder, ranch hand, good grief Alma Beers..
Who would have known she would soon fall in tears?
With a hubby like that,
who knows where he's at?
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Sheep herder, ranch hand, good grief Alma Beers..
Who would have known she would soon fall in tears?
With a hubby like that,
who knows where he's at?
Alma had to confront her worst fears.
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Ma Twist had a heart that was kind,
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Ma Twist had a heart that was kind,
And her backside, well, never mind.... ::)
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Ma Twist had a heart that was kind,
And her backside, well, never mind.... ::)
Coffee and cake
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Ma Twist had a heart that was kind,
And her backside, well, never mind.... ::)
Coffee and cake,
If you care to partake,
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Ma Twist had a heart that was kind,
And her backside, well, never mind.... ::)
Coffee and cake,
If you care to partake,
and whatever shirts you happen to find
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Ma Twis offered cake made with cherries
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Ma Twist offered cake made with cherries,
Where she got them is open to queries,
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Ma Twist offered cake made with cherries,
Where she got them is open to queries
Maybe picked from a tree?
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Ma Twist offered cake made with cherries,
Where she got them is open to queries
Maybe picked from a tree?
Or a can more likely?
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Ma Twist offered cake made with cherries,
Where she got them is open to queries
Maybe picked from a tree?
Or a can more likely?
Given the time of year, it probably varies
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It seems the rhymes are deteriorating
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It seems the rhymes are deteriorating
Expect that you're finding it very frustrating
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It seems the rhymes are deteriorating
Expect that you're finding it very frustrating
Rhymes are funny things
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It seems the rhymes are deteriorating
Expect that you're finding it very frustrating
Rhymes are funny things
And so easy to jinx
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It seems the rhymes are deteriorating
Expect that you're finding it very frustrating
Rhymes are funny things
And so easy to jinx
Like Andrew's rhyme - clever, but still is grating.
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Brokies are going to Alberta this summer,
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Brokies are going to Alberta this summer
Good friends missing will be a bummer
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Brokies are going to Alberta this summer
Good friends missing will be a bummer
Some mountain climbing,
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Brokies are going to Alberta this summer
Good friends missing will be a bummer
Some mountain climbing
and bear-bell chiming
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Brokies are going to Alberta this summer
Good friends missing will be a bummer
Some mountain climbing
and bear-bell chiming
Let's hope the bears are dumb and dumber.
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Brokies always want to meet each other
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Brokies always want to meet each other
And share fine points with one another
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Brokies always want to meet each other
And share fine points with one another
Always lotsa fun
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Brokies always want to meet each other
And share fine points with one another
Always lotsa fun
Friends, every one
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Brokies always want to meet each other
And share fine points with one another
Always lotsa fun
Friends, every one
Brokies are each other's sister and brother
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They called it fishing trips, but they didn't fish
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They called it fishing trips, but they didn't fish
The pair were preparing a different dish
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They called it fishing trips, but they didn't fish
The pair were preparing a different dish
They sure could cook,
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They called it fishing trips, but they didn't fish
The pair were preparing a different dish
They sure could cook,
Less lure and hook,
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They called it fishing trips, but they didn't fish
The pair were preparing a different dish
They sure could cook,
Less lure and hook,
Fresh ingredients seared over high flame - delish!
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Jack sure did love Ennis a lot
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Jack sure did love Ennis a lot
Yes, according to Jack, Ennis was really hot
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Jack sure did love Ennis a lot
Yes, according to Jack, Ennis was really hot,
But hot doesn't matter,
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Jack sure did love Ennis a lot
Yes, according to Jack, Ennis was really hot,
But hot doesn't matter,
he's hard to flatter
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Jack sure did love Ennis a lot
Yes, according to Jack, Ennis was really hot,
But hot doesn't matter,
he's hard to flatter,
But hot sex in a tent hits the spot!
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It's time for more limericks with smut,
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It's time for more limericks with smut,
as in Ennis's or Jack's naked butt?
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It's time for more limericks with smut,
as in Ennis's or Jack's naked butt?
he pushed Jack to his knees
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It's time for more limericks with smut,
as in Ennis's or Jack's naked butt?
he pushed Jack to his knees
Who had been such a tease
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It's time for more limericks with smut,
as in Ennis's or Jack's naked butt?
he pushed Jack to his knees
Who had been such a tease
And proceeded to show him what's what.
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It's time for more limericks with smut,
as in Ennis's or Jack's naked butt?
he pushed Jack to his knees
Who had been such a tease
And proceeded to show him what's what.
GOOD ONE!
and perfect rhyme and meter to top it off!
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GOOD ONE!
and perfect rhyme and meter to top it off!
About time! So, Andrew, start us off with a new one!
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Jack waited as he watched the clock
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Jack waited as he watched the clock,
Ennis entered the tent with a shock,
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Jack waited as he watched the clock,
Ennis entered the tent with a shock,
Jack was fully dressed!!! :o
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Jack waited as he watched the clock,
Ennis entered the tent with a shock,
Jack was fully dressed!!! :o
He looked at Ennis, impressed....
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Jack waited as he watched the clock,
Ennis entered the tent with a shock,
Jack was fully dressed!!!
He looked at Ennis, impressed....
Coz what he saw was more than just an ordinary cock....
(Smutty enuff for ya, Paul?) 8) >:D
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Smut is the same as stemming the rose
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Smut is the same as stemming the rose,
But what that means, nobody knows,
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Smut is the same as stemming the rose,
But what that means, nobody knows,
We'll have to guess
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Smut is the same as stemming the rose,
But what that means, nobody knows,
We'll have to guess
It's porn, more or less,
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Smut is the same as stemming the rose,
But what that means, nobody knows,
We'll have to guess
It's porn, more or less,
And our interest in it steadily grows.
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What happens on Brokeback stays on Brokeback
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What happens on Brokeback stays on Brokeback
and Big Horns, Granites, Owl Creeks, Freeze Outs and back
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What happens on Brokeback stays on Brokeback
and Big Horns, Granites, Owl Creeks, Freeze Outs and back
But it's warm in the tent
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What happens on Brokeback stays on Brokeback
and Big Horns, Granites, Owl Creeks, Freeze Outs and back
But it's warm in the tent
Every kiss really meant
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What happens on Brokeback stays on Brokeback
and Big Horns, Granites, Owl Creeks, Freeze Outs and back
But it's warm in the tent
Every kiss really meant
Of sex, drugs and roll-in-the-hay there's no lack
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Is stemmin the rose better than puttin the blocks?
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Is stemmin the rose better than puttin the blocks?
Is it better to go without drawers or without socks?
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Is stemmin the rose better than puttin the blocks?
Is it better to go without drawers or without socks?
The answer, my friend
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Is stemmin the rose better than puttin the blocks?
Is it better to go without drawers or without socks?
The answer, my friend,
May simply depend
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Is stemmin the rose better than puttin the blocks?
Is it better to go without drawers or without socks?
The answer, my friend,
May simply depend
On how well you fit in your 2(x)ist jocks.
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He don't say much but he gets his point across
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He don't say much but he gets his point across
That look he gave Alma sure needed no gloss
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He don't say much but he gets his point across
That look he gave Alma sure needed no gloss
Poor Alma backed away,
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He don't say much but he gets his point across
That look he gave Alma sure needed no gloss
Poor Alma backed away,
And Cassie one could say,
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He don't say much but he gets his point across
That look he gave Alma sure needed no gloss
Poor Alma backed away,
And Cassie one could say,
Took swift advantage of Alma's loss!
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Knowing Jack, it was probably some pretend place
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Knowing Jack, it was probably some pretend place
Where Ennis Del Mar would sit on his face
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Knowing Jack, it was probably some pretend place
Where Ennis Del Mar would sit on his face
Seems Chuck likes his salad
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Knowing Jack, it was probably some pretend place
Where Ennis Del Mar would sit on his face
Seems Chuck likes his salad
but I don't read the talmud
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He don't say much but he gets his point across
That look he gave Alma sure needed no gloss
Poor Alma backed away,
And Cassie one could say,
Took swift advantage of Alma's loss!
Great one!! :D
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Knowing Jack, it was probably some pretend place
Where Ennis Del Mar would sit on his face
Seems Chuck likes his salad
but I don't read the talmud
Some limericks are good, but not this sad case.... ::)
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Way the hell out in the middle a nowhere
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Way the hell out in the middle a nowhere
A limerick moderator lurks I fear
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Way the hell out in the middle a nowhere
A limerick moderator lurks I fear
Hey! It's not easy work
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Way the hell out in the middle a nowhere
A limerick moderator lurks I fear
Hey! It's not easy work
but it can be a perk
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Way the hell out in the middle a nowhere
A limerick moderator lurks I fear
Hey! It's not easy work
but it can be a perk
A job done with a smile and a tear!
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Jack looked at Ennis' magnificent cock
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Jack looked at Ennis' magnificent cock
Not a stitch on, not even a sock!
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Jack looked at Ennis' magnificent cock
Not a stitch on, not even a sock!
With apple-sized balls,
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Jack looked at Ennis' magnificent cock
Not a stitch on, not even a sock!
With apple-sized balls,
Jack, Ennis certainly enthralls!
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Jack looked at Ennis' magnificent cock
Not a stitch on, not even a sock!
With apple-sized balls,
Jack, Ennis certainly enthralls!
on said cock, Jack's lips did quickly lock!
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So, wasn't Jack's cock also thick and long?
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So, wasn't Jack's cock also thick and long?
Definitely! Jack had a quite impressive dong!
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So, wasn't Jack's cock also thick and long?
Definitely, Jack had a quite impressive dong!
And in Ennis' firm grip
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So, wasn't Jack's cock also thick and long?
Definitely, Jack had a quite impressive dong!
And in Ennis' firm grip
Swelling from base to tip
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So, wasn't Jack's cock also thick and long?
Definitely, Jack had a quite impressive dong!
And in Ennis' firm grip
Swelling from base to tip
When it went - well, it couldn't go wrong!
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Smutiness was asked for, did you have your fill?
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Smutiness was asked for, did you have your fill?
Naw ... the brokies? They just never will.
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Smutiness was asked for, did you have your fill?
Naw ... the brokies? They just never will
So let's keep going
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Smutiness was asked for, did you have your fill?
Naw ... the brokies? They just never will
So let's keep going
With the humping and blowing
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Smutiness was asked for, did you have your fill?
Naw ... the brokies? They just never will
So let's keep going
With the humping and blowing
And let us our smuttiest dreams fulfill
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I propose a foray...to Romance!
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I propose a foray...to Romance!
A wink, a tickle, a short sweet dance
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I propose a foray...to Romance!
A wink, a tickle, a short sweet dance
A kiss in the sun
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I propose a foray...to Romance!
A wink, a tickle, a short sweet dance
A kiss in the sun
Rough-housing for fun
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I propose a foray...to Romance!
A wink, a tickle, a short sweet dance
A kiss in the sun
Rough-housing for fun
be free, and let love have a chance.
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Enuff of Romance, let's go back to Smut!
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Enuff of Romance, let's go back to Smut!
The tent flaps Jack quickly tied shut
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Enuff of Romance, let's go back to Smut!
The tent flaps Jack quickly tied shut
Laden with spit,
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Enuff of Romance, let's go back to Smut!
The tent flaps Jack quickly tied shut
Laden with spit,
Jack's ass quickly split
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Enuff of Romance, let's go back to Smut!
The tent flaps Jack quickly tied shut
Laden with spit,
Jack's ass quickly split
And Ennis thought, no ifs ands or butt.
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It's Brokeback, not Brokebutt, but some train their focus
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It's Brokeback, not Brokebutt, but some train their focus
Only on smut and then, hocus-pocus,
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It's Brokeback, not Brokebutt, but some train their focus
Only on smut and then, hocus-pocus,
But magic Brokeback is
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It's Brokeback, not Brokebutt, but some train their focus
Only on smut and then, hocus-pocus,
But magic Brokeback is
Ang Lee is a whiz
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It's Brokeback, not Brokebutt, but some train their focus
Only on smut and then, hocus-pocus,
But magic Brokeback is
Ang Lee is a whiz
At portraying enough cute cowboys to choke us.
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^^^^^^^^^^^
LOL you're a rhyme whiz, Paul!! :laugh:
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The limerickers have their minds in the gutter
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The limerickers have their minds in the gutter
But there's no need to gasp or stutter!
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The limerickers have their minds in the gutter
But there's no need to gasp or stutter!
limericks should have some "heat"
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The limerickers have their minds in the gutter
But there's no need to gasp or stutter!
limericks should have some "heat"
and what's really neat,
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The limerickers have their minds in the gutter
But there's no need to gasp or stutter!
limericks should have some "heat"
and what's really neat,
Our boys still make our dear hearts flutter!
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See? Lim'rickers are capable of mighty deeds!
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See? Lim'rickers are capable of mighty deeds!
depending on the lines that one feeds
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See? Lim'rickers are capable of mighty deeds!
depending on the lines that one feeds
Some are smutty,
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See? Lim'rickers are capable of mighty deeds!
depending on the lines that one feeds
Some are smutty,
others rather nutty
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See? Lim'rickers are capable of mighty deeds!
depending on the lines that one feeds
Some are smutty,
others rather nutty
Some form a bouquet, while others, just weeds.
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Brokies are heading towards Alberta
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Brokies are heading towards Alberta
Stampeding to meet like a herd o'
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Brokies are heading towards Alberta
Stampeding to meet like a herd o'
sheep returning home
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Brokies are heading towards Alberta
Stampeding to meet like a herd o'
sheep returning home,
through valleys they'll roam,
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Brokies are heading towards Alberta
Stampeding to meet like a herd o'
sheep returning home,
through valleys they'll roam,
Y'all have fun and share love ad absurda !
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Brokies are heading towards Alberta
Stampeding to meet like a herd o'
sheep returning home,
through valleys they'll roam,
Y'all have fun and share love ad absurda !
(You question my Latin, my friend?
My absurd dative case you would mend?
Yes, the Latin's a mess
'Cause of rhyme, I confess.
I should have put um at the end.)
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Brokies are heading towards Alberta
Stampeding to meet like a herd o'
sheep returning home,
through valleys they'll roam,
Y'all have fun and share love ad absurda !
(You question my Latin, my friend?
My absurd dative case you would mend?
Yes, the Latin's a mess
'Cause of rhyme, I confess.
I should have put um at the end.)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Brokies are heading towards Alberta
Stampeding to meet like a herd o'
sheep returning home,
through valleys they'll roam,
Y'all have fun and share love ad absurda !
(You question my Latin, my friend?
My absurd dative case you would mend?
Yes, the Latin's a mess
'Cause of rhyme, I confess.
I should have put um at the end.)
;D ;D ;D
*applauds*
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Now limericks have expanded into Latin
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Now limericks have expanded into Latin,
Which Jack studied up in Lightnin' Flatten,
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Now limericks have expanded into Latin,
Which Jack studied up in Lightnin' Flatten,
though he preferred Greek
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Now limericks have expanded into Latin,
Which Jack studied up in Lightnin' Flatten,
though he preferred Greek,
Cuz he's a Classics geek,
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Now limericks have expanded into Latin,
Which Jack studied up in Lightnin' Flatten,
though he preferred Greek,
Cuz he's a Classics geek,
and he fancies sheets made of satin
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Satin sheets were the choice of Lureen
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Satin sheets were the choice of Lureen
How much action could those sheets have seen?
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Satin sheets were the choice of Lureen
How much action could those sheets have seen?
We'd better not ask
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Satin sheets were the choice of Lureen
How much action could those sheets have seen?
We'd better not ask
Not up to the task
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Satin sheets were the choice of Lureen
How much action could those sheets have seen?
We'd better not ask
Not up to the task
To guess about their neglect would be mean.
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Lureens hair gets blonder and blonder
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Lureens hair gets blonder and blonder
As Jack takes off into the wide blue yonder
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Lureens hair gets blonder and blonder
As Jack takes off into the wide blue yonder
and she's left at home
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Lureens hair gets blonder and blonder
As Jack takes off into the wide blue yonder
and she's left at home
While he gets to roam
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Lureens hair gets blonder and blonder
As Jack takes off into the wide blue yonder
and she's left at home
While he gets to roam
And of Ennis grows fonder and fonder
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Those first two guitar notes set Brokeback in motion
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Those first two guitar notes set Brokeback in motion
Brokeback - the subject of our devotion
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Those first two guitar notes set Brokeback in motion
Brokeback - the subject of our devotion
Forever in our hearts,
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Those first two guitar notes set Brokeback in motion
Brokeback - the subject of our devotion
Forever in our hearts,
And when Gustavo starts
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Those first two guitar notes set Brokeback in motion
Brokeback - the subject of our devotion
Forever in our hearts,
And when Gustavo starts
We're bewitched by such a powerful potion!
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I like it ! I bet you thought no one would EVER come up with that fourth line so you could finish it ! ;)
I felt I had to refer back to the first line. Especially since those two notes themselves are repeated in the score, after a timeless pause.
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Those first two guitar notes set Brokeback in motion
Brokeback - the subject of our devotion
Forever in our hearts,
And when Gustavo starts
We're bewitched by such a powerful potion!
Hey, that's a great limerick! One of our best ones, I think! ;D
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I like it ! I bet you thought no one would EVER come up with that fourth line so you could finish it ! ;)
I felt I had to refer back to the first line. Especially since those two notes themselves are repeated in the score, after a timeless pause.
Oh, I had no fear, as us Brokies are just clever that way. :) I had a few choices to finish it, but thought the one I posted is the best that I could come up with.
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http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,49244.msg615667.html#msg615667 (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,49244.msg615667.html#msg615667)
Paul was paging through Ebay. His eyes opened wide !
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Paul was paging through Ebay. His eyes opened wide !
Certainly his eye for treasure is a source of pride!
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Paul was paging through Ebay. His eyes opened wide !
Certainly his eye for treasure is a source of pride!
Some elephants he thought
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Paul was paging through Ebay. His eyes opened wide !
Certainly his eye for treasure is a source of pride!
Some elephants he thought,
With PayPal, he bought,
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Paul was paging through Ebay. His eyes opened wide !
Certainly his eye for treasure is a source of pride!
Some elephants he thought,
With PayPal, he bought,
"So many elephants, so little time" , he cried!
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Paul was paging through Ebay. His eyes opened wide !
Certainly his eye for treasure is a source of pride!
Some elephants he thought,
With PayPal, he bought,
"So many elephants, so little time" , he cried!
I love it! And so true, I'm afraid...
Thanks, friends! :-*
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I see in Jack's Alley a Brokie there posing
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(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q186/southendmd/Alberta%202011/DSCN0096.jpg)
I see in Jack's Alley a Brokie there posing
The alley picks up when the taverns are closing
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(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q186/southendmd/Alberta%202011/DSCN0096.jpg)
I see in Jack's Alley a Brokie there posing
The alley picks up when the taverns are closing
A combat-type zone
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(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q186/southendmd/Alberta%202011/DSCN0096.jpg)
I see in Jack's Alley a Brokie there posing
The alley picks up when the taverns are closing
A combat-type zone
Where you can get blown
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I see in Jack's Alley a Brokie there posing
The alley picks up when the taverns are closing
A combat-type zone
Where you can get blown
And rooms to let when ya feel like dozing
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..."And rooms to let when ya feel like dozing"
...which a person often does after the fact... 8) Good one!
And this is how I would have ended it had I not been dozing (or worse) at 11:30 PM my time when just-right Line 4 appeared courtesy of Donna:
(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q186/southendmd/Alberta%202011/DSCN0096.jpg)
I see in Jack's Alley a Brokie there posing
The alley picks up when the taverns are closing
A combat-type zone
Where you can get blown
Pablo quickly agrees to what Jack is proposing.
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I like your ending line better! Wish I had thought of it! ;D
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The last limerick was inspired by an Alberta picture so I would like to propose another.
Photo credits of course to Rodrigo Prieto and Sophia.
Go wild !
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c112/youbetjack/Jackandb-man.jpg)
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I love the idea of writing limericks to Brokie or BBM pictures!
Thanks for coming up with it, Ronny and Andrew!
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(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c112/youbetjack/Jackandb-man.jpg)
Jack's trying hard to avoid the temptation
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(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c112/youbetjack/Jackandb-man.jpg)
Jack's trying hard to avoid the temptation
'Til he is certain there's no constipation
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(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c112/youbetjack/Jackandb-man.jpg)
Jack's trying hard to avoid the temptation
'Til he is certain there's no constipation.
Those painted-on jeans,
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(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c112/youbetjack/Jackandb-man.jpg)
Jack's trying hard to avoid the temptation
'Til he is certain there's no constipation.
Those painted-on jeans,
He knows what it means
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(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c112/youbetjack/Jackandb-man.jpg)
Jack's trying hard to avoid the temptation
'Til he is certain there's no constipation.
Those painted-on jeans,
He knows what it means:
What goes on must come off--anticipation!
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These limericks aren't nearly dirty enough,
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These limericks aren't nearly dirty enough,
Limerickers prefer the very smutty stuff
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These limericks aren't nearly dirty enough,
Limerickers prefer the very smutty stuff
Then let's get blue,
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These limericks aren't nearly dirty enough,
Limerickers prefer the very smutty stuff
Then let's get blue,
unlike Annie Proulx
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These limericks aren't nearly dirty enough,
Limerickers prefer the very smutty stuff
Then let's get blue,
unlike Annie Proulx
Yes! Being more risque shouldn't be tough!
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What happens in the tent, stays in the tent
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What happens in the tent, stays in the tent
Which is just what "Ain't nobody's.." meant.
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What happens in the tent, stays in the tent
Which is just what "Ain't nobody's.." meant.
Our boys, on their own
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What happens in the tent, stays in the tent
Which is just what "Ain't nobody's.." meant.
Our boys, on their own
Knew the seeds were sown,
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What happens in the tent, stays in the tent
Which is just what "Ain't nobody's.." meant.
Our boys, on their own
Knew the seeds were sown,
To a life of joy and pain they couldn't prevent
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Jack's knees sure did get scraped up
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Jack's knees sure did get scraped up
And not from sleepin' in the tent, pup,
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^^^^^^^^^
LOL talk about a halting rhyme!! :laugh:
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Jack's knees sure did get scraped up
And not from sleepin' in the tent, pup,
but rather from kneeling
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Jack's knees sure did get scraped up
And not from sleepin' in the tent, pup,
but rather from kneeling
His heart beating, reeling
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Jack's knees sure did get scraped up
And not from sleepin' in the tent, pup,
but rather from kneeling
His heart beating, reeling
his hand, over Ennis' balls, did cup!
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Brokies saw the Pole Bridge has fallen in
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Brokies saw the Pole Bridge has fallen in
A windy winter? ( NOT by Aulis Sallinen ) *
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sallinen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sallinen) - under Chamber Music
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Brokies saw the Pole Bridge has fallen in
A windy winter? ( NOT by Aulis Sallinen )
High tide in the creek
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Brokies saw the Pole Bridge has fallen in
A windy winter? ( NOT by Aulis Sallinen )
High tide in the creek
Rushing down from the peak
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Brokies saw the Pole Bridge has fallen in
A windy winter? ( NOT by Aulis Sallinen )
High tide in the creek
Rushing down from the peak
to leave it that way would be such a sin.
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Hey folks, it's time for a new limerick! ;D
Why does the pup tent smell like cat piss or worse?
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Why does the pup tent smell like cat piss or worse?
I'd a thought that to sheep, cats were averse?
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Why does the pup tent smell like cat piss or worse?
I'd a thought that to sheep, cats were averse?
Maybe that's why it pissed?
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Why does the pup tent smell like cat piss or worse?
I'd a thought that to sheep, cats were averse?
Maybe that's why it pissed?
Or, like Jack, it missed?
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Why does the pup tent smell like cat piss or worse?
I'd a thought that to sheep, cats were averse?
Maybe that's why it pissed?
Or, like Jack, it missed?
The reasons for it could be many and diverse.
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Should boys be allowed to watch football while they eat?
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Should boys be allowed to watch football while they eat?
Will that cinch it? Ensure that their manhood's complete?
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Should boys be allowed to watch football while they eat?
Will that cinch it? Ensure that their manhood's complete?
Or, is L.D. wrong?
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Should boys be allowed to watch football while they eat?
Will that cinch it? Ensure that their manhood's complete?
Or, is L.D. wrong?
As the game is long,
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Should boys be allowed to watch football while they eat?
Will that cinch it? Ensure that their manhood's complete?
Or, is L.D. wrong?
As the game is long,
L.D., you just learn to get back in your seat!
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Ennis and Jack baked a cherry birthday cake,
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Ennis and Jack baked a cherry birthday cake,
With real cherries! Nothing in it was fake,
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Ennis and Jack baked a cherry birthday cake,
With real cherries! Nothing in it was fake,
The filling was sweet
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Ennis and Jack baked a cherry birthday cake,
With real cherries! Nothing in it was fake,
The filling was sweet
it increased the heat
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Ennis and Jack baked a cherry birthday cake,
With real cherries! Nothing in it was fake,
The filling was sweet
it increased the heat
And they had it red-hot with cream, make no mistake.
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What ingredients are needed for a cherry cake?
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What ingredients are needed for a cherry cake?
And how long do we put it on to bake?
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What ingredients are needed for a cherry cake?
And how long do we put it on to bake?
We need information
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What ingredients are needed for a cherry cake?
And how long do we put it on to bake?
We need information
For a real creation
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What ingredients are needed for a cherry cake?
And how long do we put it on to bake?
We need information
For a real creation
It takes more to bake a cake, than to partake.
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What did Ma Twist bake if there were no cherries?
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What did Ma Twist bake if there were no cherries?
Jack and his old man fancied blue berries!
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What did Ma Twist bake if there were no cherries?
Jack and his old man fancied blue berries!
Berries all the same
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I cannot write a Limerick, but I have been there. :P
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I cannot write a Limerick, but I have been there. :P
Welcome to the limerick thread, Truman! Nice to see you here!
You don't have to write a whole limerick on your own.
You write just one line, and someone else writes the next.
Please see the first post of the thread for guidelines, and please join in the limerick writing. It's fun!
It's so cool that you've actually been to Limerick. :)
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What did Ma Twist bake if there were no cherries?
Jack and his old man fancied blue berries!
Berries all the same
'Cuz what's in a name
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What did Ma Twist bake if there were no cherries?
Jack and his old man fancied blue berries!
Berries all the same
'Cuz what's in a name
The prep is the same, just the fruit added varies.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
;D ;D ;D
Exellent one!
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The Basque brings Ennis and Jack beans and soup
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The Basque brings Ennis and Jack beans and soup
which Ennis secures with a snug slip knot loop
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The Basque brings Ennis and Jack beans and soup
which Ennis secures with a snug slip knot loop
An unexpected bear
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The Basque brings Ennis and Jack beans and soup
which Ennis secures with a snug slip knot loop
An unexpected bear
Away from his lair,
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The Basque brings Ennis and Jack beans and soup
which Ennis secures with a snug slip knot loop
An unexpected bear
Away from his lair,
Scares Ennis and the mules out of their poop!
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Hey, good one!
I was heading off in this direction, same scene but different words. But I knew I couldn't post both lines.
The Basque brings Ennis and Jack beans and soup
which Ennis secures with a snug slip knot loop
An unexpected bear
Sends soup everywhere
And throws Ennis down hard past Cigar Butt's bay croup.
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There once was a big, dumb-ass mule,
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There once was a big, dumb-ass mule,
He threw the food and made Jack mewl
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There once was a big, dumb-ass mule,
He threw the food and made Jack mewl
You could pack him just right
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There once was a big, dumb-ass mule,
He threw the food and made Jack mewl
You could pack him just right
And he'll still take flight
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There once was a big, dumb-ass mule,
He threw the food and made Jack mewl
You could pack him just right
And he'll still take flight
At the sight of a bear or a fool.
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The trials of Jack and Ennis
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The trials of Jack and Ennis
who were totally without pennies
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The trials of Jack and Ennis
who were totally without pennies
Each had only the other
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The trials of Jack and Ennis
who were totally without pennies
Each had only the other
Ennis had no mother
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The trials of Jack and Ennis
who were totally without pennies
Each had only the other
Ennis had no mother
They were dogged by privation and menace.
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Not to end on such a dark note, can I propose that the last limerick be the first of a linked pair?
By the rules of this game the person who ended the last limerick can begin the new one, so....
The trials of Jack and Ennis
who were totally without pennies
Each had only the other
Ennis had no mother
They were dogged by privation and menace.
But as lotuses grow from the mire
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But as lotuses grow from the mire
Love rages as from a flaming pyre
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The trials of Jack and Ennis
who were totally without pennies
Each had only the other
Ennis had no mother
They were dogged by privation and menace.
But as lotuses grow from the mire
Love rages as from a flaming pyre
and on all-too-rare trips
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The trials of Jack and Ennis
who were totally without pennies
Each had only the other
Ennis had no mother
They were dogged by privation and menace.
But as lotuses grow from the mire
Love rages as from a flaming pyre
and on all-too-rare trips
they kissed each other's lips
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Andrew, I love the idea of two complementary limericks! :)
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The trials of Jack and Ennis
who were totally without pennies
Each had only the other
Ennis had no mother
They were dogged by privation and menace.
But as lotuses grow from the mire
Love rages as from a flaming pyre
and on all-too-rare trips
they kissed each other's lips
and the dark was dispelled by their fire.
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Yes, it's nice every now and then to follow an idea through more lines than five, especially on a more serious theme like this. That first limerick by itself really did seem as pinched as their lives, especially Ennis's. But it was only a half-truth, and the other half needed equal time!
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Those two limericks work perfectly together! 8)
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Those two limericks work perfectly together!
Cause our boys were two birds of a feather!
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Those two limericks work perfectly together!
Cause our boys were two birds of a feather!
Sadness and joy
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Those two limericks work perfectly together!
Cause our boys were two birds of a feather!
Sadness and joy
Now amuse, now annoy
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Those two limericks work perfectly together!
Cause our boys were two birds of a feather!
Sadness and joy
Now amuse, now annoy
While doubtful hearts live separate live yet in tether.
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Tether - YES !
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c112/youbetjack/IMG_1946.jpg)
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Wow!
GREAT picture, Andrew!
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the hats and rope creation is by Trinket, who created these for the 2010 AIDS walk to put in the event bags Chuck was putting together. The hats are actually tiny, as you might deduce from the proportions. But they are in perfect scale for the rope.
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They are really cute! And the picture itself is great! Did you take it, Andrew?
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Miniature hats are tossed in the air
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(I decided to do another version of the hats. The original suggests the aspens and cottonwoods they would have seen at sunset at one of their stream-side campgrounds. The new one is more unmistakably Western and of course, has something of Ennis' trailer view about it.)
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c112/youbetjack/IMG_2074.jpg)
Miniature hats are tossed in the air
The Dreamer's goes skyward; suspended, stays there
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Miniature hats are tossed in the air
The Dreamer's goes skyward; suspended, stays there
How long till they fall?
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Miniature hats are tossed in the air
The Dreamer's goes skyward; suspended, stays there
How long till they fall?
With a clarion call
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Miniature hats are tossed in the air
The Dreamer's goes skyward; suspended, stays there
How long till they fall?
With a clarion call
and rope walkie-talkie Tan sends, Jack, I swear...
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c112/youbetjack/IMG_2074.jpg)
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(Or, someone might like the symmetry of an alternate version,
Miniature hats are tossed in the air
The Dreamer's goes skyward; suspended, stays there
How long till they fall?
With a clarion call
and rope walkie-talkie Tan sends, Black, I swear... )
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The limericks keep coming and coming
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Miniature hats are tossed in the air
The Dreamer's goes skyward; suspended, stays there
How long till they fall?
With a clarion call
and rope walkie-talkie Tan sends, Jack, I swear...
love the last line....
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Bumping this:
The limericks keep coming and coming
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The limericks keep coming and coming
The rhyming assembly line's humming
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The limericks keep coming and coming
The rhyming assembly line's humming
Limericks are fun
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The limericks keep coming and coming
The rhyming assembly line's humming
Limericks are fun
Stunningly they're done
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The limericks keep coming and coming
The rhyming assembly line's humming
Limericks are fun
Stunningly they're done
Some making so much sense it's mind-numbing.
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We love our movie there's no doubt
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We love our movie there's no doubt
Although Ennis didn't catch any trout
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We love our movie there's no doubt
Although Ennis didn't catch any trout
He told Alma shut up
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We love our movie there's no doubt
Although Ennis didn't catch any trout
He told Alma shut up
As she rinsed out a cup
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We love our movie there's no doubt
Although Ennis didn't catch any trout
He told Alma shut up
As she rinsed out a cup
And he almost hit her on the snout
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There once was a cowboy, quite charming,
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There once was a cowboy, quite charming,
who much preferred rodeo to farming
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There once was a cowboy, quite charming,
who much preferred rodeo to farming
He got Lureen to chat
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There once was a cowboy, quite charming,
who much preferred rodeo to farming
He got Lureen to chat
Dusted off her red hat,
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There once was a cowboy, quite charming,
who much preferred rodeo to farming
He got Lureen to chat
Dusted off her red hat
Against seduction he had no arming
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Ennis asked the girls about a push
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Ennis asked the girls about a push
But they feared a hard shove on the tush
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Ennis asked the girls about a push
But they feared a hard shove on the tush
His offer declined,
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Ennis asked the girls about a push
But they feared a hard shove on the tush
His offer declined,
although he was kind
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Ennis asked the girls about a push
But they feared a hard shove on the tush
His offer declined,
although he was kind
Lest they fly off and land in a bush!
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Ennis asked the girls about a push
But they feared a hard shove on the tush
His offer declined,
although he was kind
Lest they fly off and land in a bush!
Hey, that's a great limerick!! ;D
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Making our limericks is a fun pastime
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Making our limericks is a fun pastime
Juggling meaning and rhyme is a blast! I'm
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Making our limericks is a fun pastime
Juggling meaning and rhyme is a blast! I'm
jazzed about Ennis and Jack
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Making our limericks is a fun pastime
Juggling meaning and rhyme is a blast! I'm
jazzed about Ennis and Jack
living lives they could not play back.
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Making our limericks is a fun pastime
Juggling meaning and rhyme is a blast! I'm
jazzed about Ennis and Jack
living lives they could not play back.
And a sweet life would have been sublime!
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I see a new limericker in the thread!
Welcome Lee, how great to see you here!! :D
If you're in doubt about the limerick rules, please check the first post out.
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If you're in doubt about the limerick rules,
Please check the first post out it's not just for fools
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If you're in doubt about the limerick rules,
Please check the first post out it's not just for fools
But its a handy guide
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If you're in doubt about the limerick rules,
Please check the first post out it's not just for fools
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You have to be careful what you say around these parts. Someone may take it and turn it into a limerick! LOL
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If you're in doubt about the limerick rules,
Please check the first post out it's not just for fools
But its a handy guide,
and correctly applied
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If you're in doubt about the limerick rules,
Please check the first post out it's not just for fools
But its a handy guide,
and correctly applied
Lets us honor the limericker's tools.
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You have to be careful what you say around these parts. Someone may take it and turn it into a limerick! LOL
And although limerickers are known to have big hearts, some may decide and play a dirty trick! LOL
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You have to be careful what you say around these parts. Someone may take it and turn it into a limerick! LOL
And although limerickers are known to have big hearts, some may decide and play a dirty trick! LOL
And apparently they did
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You have to be careful what you say around these parts. Someone may take it and turn it into a limerick! LOL
And although limerickers are known to have big hearts, some may decide and play a dirty trick! LOL
And apparently they did
But don't flip your lid
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You have to be careful what you say around these parts. Someone may take it and turn it into a limerick! LOL
And although limerickers are known to have big hearts, some may decide and play a dirty trick! LOL
And apparently they did
But don't flip your lid
The brand "new" rules aren't bound to stick!
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Its time to get back to our roots.
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Its time to get back to our roots
Such as cowboying, horses and boots
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Its time to get back to our roots
Such as cowboying, horses and boots
Love in the high mountains
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Its time to get back to our roots
Such as cowboying, horses and boots
Love in the high mountains
Passion erupting like fountains
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Its time to get back to our roots
Such as cowboying, horses and boots
Love in the high mountains
Passion erupting like fountains
Or like bulls busting out of their chutes.
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Aguirre threw Ennis a watch
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Aguirre threw Ennis a watch
Which he snagged with an effortless catch
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Aguirre threw Ennis a watch
Which he snagged with an effortless catch
He glanced at the time
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Aguirre threw Ennis a watch
Which he snagged with an effortless catch
He glanced at the time
Anticipated the steep climb
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Aguirre threw Ennis a watch
Which he snagged with an effortless catch
He glanced at the time
Anticipated the steep climb
Told Jack, dont forget the hooch
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Four fricken years between dates
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Four fricken years between dates
Four brawny arms clinching mates
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Four fricken years between dates
Four brawny arms clinching mates
Lips locking wetly,
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Four fricken years between dates
Four brawny arms clinching mates
Lips locking wetly,
The second they met. We
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Four fricken years between dates
Four brawny arms clinching mates
Lips locking wetly,
The second they met. We
Almost anticipated their sad, sad fates
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Friends and lovers they seldom were,
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Friends and lovers they seldom were,
Their meetings a passion-filled blur,
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Friends and lovers they seldom were,
Their meetings a passion-filled blur
As years passed, it soured
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Friends and lovers they seldom were,
Their meetings a passion-filled blur
As years passed, it soured
pain and hurt flowered
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Friends and lovers they seldom were,
Their meetings a passion-filled blur
As years passed, it soured
pain and hurt flowered
Yet of one thing they always were sure.
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I love to watch these things come about
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I love to watch these things come about
The next line is always in doubt
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I love to watch these things come about
The next line is always in doubt
What will it be?
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I love to watch these things come about
The next line is always in doubt
What will it be?
Does that rhyme come in three?
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I love to watch these things come about
The next line is always in doubt
What will it be?
Does that rhyme come in three?
Andrew, stay tuned and you will find out!
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When they said they were going to catch them some fish
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When they said they were going to catch them some fish
Alma eyed them like Lillian Gish
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When they said they were going to catch them some fish
Alma eyed them like Lillian Gish
She had a plan,
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When they said they were going to catch them some fish
Alma eyed them like Lillian Gish
She had a plan,
To get a new man
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When they said they were going to catch them some fish
Alma eyed them like Lillian Gish
She had a plan,
To get a new man
So off to the grocer did she swish.
(http://blindgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lillian-gish.jpg)
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Talk about a sloe eyed beauty
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Talk about a sloe eyed beauty
Full lips, silky hair, a nice firm booty!
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Talk about a sloe eyed beauty
Full lips, silky hair, a nice firm booty!
From those eyes the flashes
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Talk about a sloe eyed beauty
Full lips, silky hair, a nice firm booty!
From those eyes the flashes
showing love not ashes
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Talk about a sloe eyed beauty
Full lips, silky hair, a nice firm booty!
From those eyes the flashes
showing love not ashes
Taught a gent not to fail in his duty.
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LaShawn was not Lureens friend
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LaShawn was not Lureens friend
Just a gal they picked up at the bend
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Hey guys,
I've been absent from this thread a little while, and I come back and see that you've been wonderfully prolific meanwhile!
That's great, and I love that so many limericks have been created here while I was away!
I especially love this one:
I love to watch these things come about
The next line is always in doubt
What will it be?
Does that rhyme come in three?
Andrew, stay tuned and you will find out!
Just one thing; please remember the meter rules of limericks:
The first, second and fifth lines are long, and have between 8 and 11 syllables,
the third and fourth lines are short and have 5 or 6 syllables.
Otherwise it'll be Brokeback poems, not Brokeback limericks. ;D
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LaShawn was not Lureens friend
Just a gal they picked up at the bend
Jack asked her to dance
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LaShawn was not Lureens friend
Just a gal they picked up at the bend
Jack asked her to dance
Randall looked askance
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LaShawn was not Lureens friend
Just a gal they picked up at the bend
Jack asked her to dance
Randall looked askance
But the jealousy was just pretend.
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What did our boys do for Halloween?
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What did our boys do for Halloween?
in their camp a thousand miles from Lureen
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What did our boys do for Halloween?
in their camp a thousand miles from Lureen
Did they have pumpkin?
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What did our boys do for Halloween?
in their camp a thousand miles from Lureen
Did they have pumpkin?
Or beans a jumpin?
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What did our boys do for Halloween?
in their camp a thousand miles from Lureen
Did they have pumpkin?
Or beans a jumpin?
Or raise ghosts of themselves at nineteen?
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Late Fall is in the air today.
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Late Fall is in the air today.
"The first snow came early" that year - I'll say!
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Late Fall is in the air today.
"The first snow came early" that year - I'll say!
Storm off the Pacific.
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Late Fall is in the air today.
"The first snow came early" that year - I'll say!
Storm off the Pacific.
The outcome horrific
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Late Fall is in the air today.
"The first snow came early" that year - I'll say!
Storm off the Pacific.
The outcome horrific
They each had a high price to pay
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Ennis drove across the grieving plain
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Ennis drove across the grieving plain
Feeling Jacks death reeling with pain.
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Ennis drove across the grieving plain
Feeling Jacks death reeling with pain.
Two shirts in a bag
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Ennis drove across the grieving plain
Feeling Jacks death reeling with pain.
Two shirts in a bag
The dad saw a "fag."
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Ennis drove across the grieving plain
Feeling Jacks death reeling with pain.
Two shirts in a bag
The dad saw a "fag."
Wishing hard for Jack's return - in vain.
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Alma worked for Monroe in his store
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Alma worked for Monroe in his store
She found him cute, although he was a bore,
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Alma worked for Monroe in his store
She found him cute, although he was a bore,
He cleaned up the jars
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Alma worked for Monroe in his store
She found him cute, although he was a bore,
He cleaned up the jars
His eyes full of stars
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Alma worked for Monroe in his store
She found him cute, although he was a bore,
He cleaned up the jars
His eyes full of stars
And wished it was the start of so much more.
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Alma left their supper on the stove
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Alma left their supper on the stove,
not making the meatloaf with clove.
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Alma left their supper on the stove,
not making the meatloaf with clove.
She rushed off to work
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Alma left their supper on the stove,
Not making the meatloaf with clove.
She rushed off to work
By then, more than clerk
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Alma left their supper on the stove,
Not making the meatloaf with clove.
She rushed off to work
By then, more than clerk
And into Monroe's arms she dove.
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Is Brokeback the greatest love story ever?
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Is Brokeback the greatest love story ever?
Sure, we will love it forever and ever.
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Is Brokeback the greatest love story ever?
Sure, we will love it forever and ever.
Two cowboys in love
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Is Brokeback the greatest love story ever?
Sure, we will love it forever and ever.
Two cowboys in love
They fit like a glove
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Is Brokeback the greatest love story ever?
Sure, we will love it forever and ever.
Two cowboys in love
They fit like a glove
We don't wanna see them part - never!
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The girls wanted no push on the swings
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The girls wanted no push on the swings
'Cause they had their minds on other things
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Hey Fran!
You're most welcome in the limerick thread!
I hope we'll se more of you here.
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The girls wanted no push on the swings
'Cause they had their minds on other things
They told their dad "no",
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The girls wanted no push on the swings
'Cause they had their minds on other things
They told their dad "no",
He hated that so.
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The girls wanted no push on the swings
'Cause they had their minds on other things
They told their dad "no",
He hated that so.
Rejection by the girls really stings.
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Jack missed Ennis so much he could hardly stand it
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Jack missed Ennis so much he could hardly stand it
He tryed to replace him by getting fit
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Jack missed Ennis so much he could hardly stand it
He tryed to replace him by getting fit
Took a trip down south
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Jack missed Ennis so much he could hardly stand it
He tryed to replace him by getting fit
Took a trip down south
hoping to meet a mouth
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Jack missed Ennis so much he could hardly stand it
He tryed to replace him by getting fit
Took a trip down south
hoping to meet a mouth
He met a hooker, not a bandit
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We felt so sorry for them at holidays.
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We felt so sorry for them at holidays.
With DCF down, I'm here to give y'all a gaze,
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We felt so sorry for them at holidays.
With DCF down, I'm here to give y'all a gaze,
We love you being here
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We felt so sorry for them at holidays.
With DCF down, I'm here to give y'all a gaze,
We love you being here
We always want you near.
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We felt so sorry for them at holidays.
With DCF down, I'm here to give y'all a gaze,
We love you being here
We always want you near.
Your mods are awesome! I'd give them all a raise!
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Since Holidays are near, it would be dear.
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Since Holidays are near, it would be dear
To celebrate in joy without a tear
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Since Holidays are near, it would be dear
To celebrate in joy without a tear.
But life is so short,
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Since Holidays are near, it would be dear
To celebrate in joy without a tear.
But life is so short,
We all need support
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Since Holidays are near, it would be dear
To celebrate in joy without a tear.
But life is so short,
We all need support
Unlike Ennis and Jack we live without fear.
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They met outside Aguirre's trailer
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They met outside Aguirre's trailer
As a herder and tender on paper.
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They met outside Aguirre's trailer
As a herder and tender on paper.
Told "Don't leave no sign"
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They met outside Aguirre's trailer
As a herder and tender on paper.
Told "Don't leave no sign"
"The sheep'll remain mine!"
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They met outside Aguirre's trailer
As a herder and tender on paper.
Told "Don't leave no sign"
"The sheep'll remain mine!"
Aguirre was more jailer than gaper.
(OK, that one kinda sucks. Let's move on...)
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There once were two shepards from Chile,
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There once were two shepards from Chile,
one of them riding a skittish filly
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There once were two shepards from Chile,
One of them riding a skittish filly,
The sheep were entangled,
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There once were two shepards from Chile,
One of them riding a skittish filly,
The sheep were entangled,
One of them mangled
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There once were two shepards from Chile,
One of them riding a skittish filly,
The sheep were entangled,
One of them mangled
By Jack's flinging that looked so silly.
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Ennis paid a visit to Jack's mater,
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Ennis paid a visit to Jack's mater,
her husband wished Jack was a bit straighter
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Ennis paid a visit to Jack's mater,
Her husband wished Jack was a bit straighter,
He spit in his cup,
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Ennis paid a visit to Jack's mater,
Her husband wished Jack was a bit straighter,
He spit in his cup
worked his malice up
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Ennis paid a visit to Jack's mater,
Her husband wished Jack was a bit straighter,
He spit in his cup
worked his malice up
And thought: "I'll deal with you later!"
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Ennis drove across the grieving plain
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Ennis drove across the grieving plain,
With tears in his eyes and a heart full o' pain,
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Ennis drove across the grieving plain,
With tears in his eyes and a heart full o' pain,
Two shirts in a bag
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Ennis drove across the grieving plain,
With tears in his eyes and a heart full o' pain,
Two shirts in a bag
Inhaling a drag
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Ennis drove across the grieving plain,
With tears in his eyes and a heart full o' pain,
Two shirts in a bag
Inhaling a drag
Thinking - what had he lost, what did he gain?
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Ennis drove across the grieving plain,
With tears in his eyes and a heart full o' pain,
Two shirts in a bag
Inhaling a drag
Nothing would ever look right again
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Great alternative ending to the limerick, Monika!
And welcome to the limerick thread, don't think I've seen you here before?
Wanna start a new one?
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Ennis turned on the college basketball game,
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Ennis turned on the college basketball game,
And Wondered if Jack was doing the same
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Ennis turned on the college basketball game,
And Wondered if Jack was doing the same,
He filled out his bracket,
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Ennis turned on the college basketball game,
LMAO Donna!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Ennis turned on the college basketball game,
And Wondered if Jack was doing the same,
He filled out his bracket,
hoping for no racket
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Ennis turned on the college basketball game,
And Wondered if Jack was doing the same,
He filled out his bracket,
hoping for no racket
Thought lovin' Jack makes basketball seem tame!
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Good one luvly! :-*
Kansas, Kentucky, UConn, Butler, and Duke,
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Kansas, Kentucky, UConn, Butler, and Duke
They all made Jack feel like he wanted to puke
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Kansas, Kentucky, UConn, Butler, and Duke
They all made Jack feel like he wanted to puke.
He prefered figure-skatin',
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Kansas, Kentucky, UConn, Butler, and Duke
They all made Jack feel like he wanted to puke.
He prefered figure-skatin'
to Lureens call for matin'
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Kansas, Kentucky, UConn, Butler, and Duke
They all made Jack feel like he wanted to puke.
He prefered figure-skatin'
to Lureens call for matin'
So he packed up and headed for Dubuque.
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Ennis left Monroe's house in anger and rage
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Ennis left Monroe's house in anger and rage
Alma wanted him to put brackets on a page
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Ennis left Monroe's house in anger and rage
Alma wanted him to put brackets on a page
Ennis refused to comply,
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Ennis left Monroe's house in anger and rage
Alma wanted him to put brackets on a page
Ennis refused to comply
Alma asked him why?
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Ennis left Monroe's house in anger and rage
Alma wanted him to put brackets on a page
Ennis refused to comply
Alma asked him why?
All bets are off when it comes to Lightnin' Flat vs Sage!
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When Jack saw his father-in-law test his patience
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When Jack saw his father-in-law test his patience
guessed he was one of those without a conscience
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When Jack saw his father-in-law test his patience
guessed he was one of those without a conscience
called him "son-of -a-bitch"
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When Jack saw his father-in-law test his patience
guessed he was one of those without a conscience
called him "son-of -a-bitch"
even though he was rich
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When Jack saw his father-in-law test his patience
guessed he was one of those without a conscience
called him "son-of -a-bitch"
even though he was rich
Jake's demeanor thoroughly wreaking insouciance. ;)
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Ronny showed mercy and added the last line,
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Ronny showed mercy and added the last line,
and it works! His last line is just fine
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Ronny showed mercy and added the last line,
and it works! His last line is just fine
His vocab is fab,
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Ronny showed mercy and added the last line,
and it works! His last line is just fine
His vocab is fab,
he's not lyrically drab
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Ronny showed mercy and added the last line,
and it works! His last line is just fine
His vocab is fab,
he's not lyrically drab
But this time, the last line's actually mine!
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Good one!
There once was a red-velvet armadillo,
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Thanks. :)
There once was a red-velvet armadillo,
that was eaten down south in Amarillo
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There once was a red-velvet armadillo,
that was from Bloomfield, not Amarillo
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There once was a red-velvet armadillo,
That was eaten down south in Amarillo,
Its creator was Chuck,
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There once was a red-velvet armadillo,
That was eaten down south in Amarillo,
Its creator was Chuck,
we wish him good luck
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There once was a red-velvet armadillo,
That was eaten down south in Amarillo,
Its creator was Chuck,
We wish him good luck,
As he uses it for a well-deserved pillow.
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:laugh: :laugh:
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A pillow made of red velvet cake
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A pillow made of red velvet cake
I'd never make such a mistake
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A pillow made of red velvet cake
I'd never make such a mistake
Kinda gooey
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A pillow made of red velvet cake
I'd never make such a mistake
Kinda gooey
Not hard or chewy
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A pillow made of red velvet cake
I'd never make such a mistake
Kinda gooey
Not hard or chewy
Too filling to eat with a shake
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Hey Mike!
Welcome (back) to the limerick thread!
You've been missed!
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A little ditty about Jack and Lureen,
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A little ditty about Jack and Lureen,
A young cowboy and his rodeo queen
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A little ditty about Jack and Lureen,
A young cowboy and his rodeo queen
They met in a bar
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A little ditty about Jack and Lureen,
A young cowboy and his rodeo queen
They met in a bar
Kissed in her car,
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A little ditty about Jack and Lureen,
A young cowboy and his rodeo queen
They met in a bar
Kissed in her car
The best looking couple anyone had seen!
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Was Bobby really conceived in a car?
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Was Bobby really conceived in a car?
What do you think- he was grown in a jar?
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Was Bobby really conceived in a car?
What do you think- he was grown in a jar?
Jack closed his eyes,
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Was Bobby really conceived in a car?
What do you think- he was grown in a jar?
Jack closed his eyes,
His passion a surprise?
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Was Bobby really conceived in a car?
What do you think- he was grown in a jar?
Jack closed his eyes,
His passion a surprise?
Fast or slow, Jack's thoughts wandered afar.
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Lureen asked why husbands don't dance with their wives,
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Lureen asked why husbands don't dance with their wives,
at this thought, Jack broke out into hives
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Lureen asked why husbands don't dance with their wives,
at this thought, Jack broke out into hives
He danced with LaShawn
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Lureen asked why husbands don't dance with their wives,
At this thought, Jack broke out into hives
He danced with LaShawn
Fine-boned, wanting brawn
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Lureen asked why husbands don't dance with their wives,
At this thought, Jack broke out into hives
He danced with LaShawn
Fine-boned, wanting brawn
Why did he and Ennis have separate lives?
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Jack was never gotten by the army,
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Jack was never gotten by the army,
Ennis' dad thought rodeo cowboys barmy.
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Jack was never gotten by the army,
Ennis' dad thought rodeo cowboys barmy.
Those crushed vertebrates,
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Jack was never gotten by the army,
Ennis' dad thought rodeo cowboys barmy.
Those crushed vertebrates,
close the army gates
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Jack was never gotten by the army,
Ennis' dad thought rodeo cowboys barmy.
Those crushed vertebrates,
Close the army gates,
Cuz for Jack, the army was smarmy.
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Jack's gonna knock LD's ass into next week
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Jack's gonna knock LD's ass into next week
Hit so hard he won't be able to speak
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Jack's gonna knock LD's ass into next week
Hit so hard he won't be able to speak
LD sat his ass down
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Jack's gonna knock LD's ass into next week
Hit so hard he won't be able to speak
LD sat his ass down
Fayette gave her best frown,
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Jack's gonna knock LD's ass into next week
Hit so hard he won't be able to speak
LD sat his ass down
Fayette gave her best frown,
And Lureen's smile was very oblique.
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His daddy made sure Ennis and his brother seen it
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His daddy made sure Ennis and his brother seen it
Took 'em to watch without popcorn or a peanut,
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His daddy made sure Ennis and his brother seen it
Took 'em to watch without popcorn or a peanut,
Scarred Ennis for life
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His daddy made sure Ennis and his brother seen it
Took 'em to watch without popcorn or a peanut,
Scarred Ennis for life
Enough he took a wife
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His daddy made sure Ennis and his brother seen it
Took 'em to watch without popcorn or a peanut,
Scarred Ennis for life
Enough he took a wife
To bed on occasion though he could not mean it.
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There once was a wonderful Swede,
Name o' Sonja, to this limerick pay heed,
She's always so kind,
And eases your mind,
What more could a friend ever need?!
Happy Birthday, Sonja!!!
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3002/3257633965_a1dacbe884.jpg)
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Thanks, Paul!! :-*
What a lovely way to be congrated, by a limerick! ;D
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Ennis got groceries and came on a bear
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Ennis got groceries and came on a bear
the horse reared up, Ennis fell on his hair
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Ennis got groceries and came on a bear
the horse reared up, Ennis fell on his hair
Scattered the food,
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Ennis got groceries and came on a bear
the horse reared up, Ennis fell on his hair
Scattered the food,
And language quite crude,
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Ennis got groceries and came on a bear
the horse reared up, Ennis fell on his hair
Scattered the food,
And language quite crude,
A predicament Ennis handled with flair!
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Lureen's time was sixteen and nine,
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Lureen's time was sixteen and nine,
As she raced her barrel to the line.
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Lureen's time was sixteen and nine,
As she raced her barrel to the line.
Her hat fell away,
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Lureen's time was sixteen and nine,
As she raced her barrel to the line.
Her hat fell away,
picked up by a gay
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Lureen's time was sixteen and nine,
As she raced her barrel to the line.
Her hat fell away,
picked up by a gay
And now it's mine, all mine!
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;D
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Lureen's time was sixteen and nine,
As she raced her barrel to the line.
Her hat fell away,
picked up by a gay
And now it's mine, all mine!
Love that Paul....perfection
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Love that Paul....perfection
:D ::) ;)
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two boys on a moountai one summer
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two boys on a moountai one summer
the word 'moountai' must be a bummer!
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two boys on a moountai one summer
the word 'moountai' must be a bummer!
they drank and they shagged
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two boys on a moountai one summer
the word 'moountai' must be a bummer!
they drank and they shagged
the thrill never lagged
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two boys on a moountai one summer
the word 'moountai' must be a bummer!
they drank and they shagged
the thrill never lagged
they say that Jack's quite a cummer!
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Jack drove and old GMC truck,
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Jack drove an old GMC truck,
Wannabe cowboy, down on his luck
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Jack drove an old GMC truck,
Wannabe cowboy, down on his luck
Drove to find work
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Jack drove an old GMC truck,
Wannabe cowboy, down on his luck
Drove to find work
With Aguirre, the jerk
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Jack drove an old GMC truck,
Wannabe cowboy, down on his luck
Drove to find work
With Aguirre, the jerk
wound up with a better kind a buck
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The snow came way too early that year
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The snow came way too early that year,
Drank hot toddies in August, instead of a beer,
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The snow came way too early that year,
Drank hot toddies in August, instead of a beer,
Took the sheep down
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The snow came way too early that year,
Drank hot toddies in August, instead of a beer,
Took the sheep down
To get paid with a frown
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The snow came way too early that year,
Drank hot toddies in August, instead of a beer,
Took the sheep down
To get paid with a frown
Tried to part manly, without a tear
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Aguirre said, he wasn't pleased with the count
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Aguirre said, he wasn't pleased with the count
When Ennis and Jack had descended the mount
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Aguirre said, he wasn't pleased with the count
When Ennis and Jack had descended the mount
They couldn't care less
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Aguirre said, he wasn't pleased with the count
When Ennis and Jack had descended the mount
They couldn't care less
That the count was a mess
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Aguirre said, he wasn't pleased with the count
When Ennis and Jack had descended the mount
They couldn't care less
That the count was a mess
Both sad their time together was the wrong amount
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If you can't fix it you got to stand it
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If you can't fix it you got to stand it
Try telling that to the Barefoot Bandit
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If you can't fix it you got to stand it
Try telling that to the Barefoot Bandit
Authorities say
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If you can't fix it you got to stand it
Try telling that to the Barefoot Bandit
Authorities say
Every other day
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If you can't fix it you got to stand it
Try telling that to the Barefoot Bandit
Authorities say
Every other day
That he'd steal a plane simply to land it.
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Some limericks are trickier than others
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Some limericks are trickier than others
If you don't believe this ask the brothers O0 Yo...
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Some limericks are trickier than others
If you don't believe this ask the brothers O0 Yo...
They look so cool!
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Some limericks are trickier than others
If you don't believe this ask the brothers O0 Yo...
They look so cool!
They ain't no fool!
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Some limericks are trickier than others
If you don't believe this ask the brothers O0 Yo...
They look so cool!
They ain't no fool!
All this said, who really cares or bothers?
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Not much is said about Alma and Lureen
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Not much is said about Alma and Lureen
It wasn't enough for them, to just cook and clean
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Not much is said about Alma and Lureen
It wasn't enough for them, to just cook and clean
When the cats were away
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Not much is said about Alma and Lureen
It wasn't enough for them, to just cook and clean
When the cats were away
They didn't even stray,
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Not much is said about Alma and Lureen
It wasn't enough for them, to just cook and clean
When the cats were away
They didn't even stray,
Though Alma knew fishin' was not where they'd been.
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Came home to crying kids and a runny nose
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Came home to crying kids and a runny nose
Had a couple of beers to drown his sorrows
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Came home to crying kids and a runny nose
Had a couple of beers to drown his sorrows
Only had two hands
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Came home to crying kids and a runny nose
Had a couple of beers to drown his sorrows
Only had two hands
Left one tied by bands
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Came home to crying kids and a runny nose
Had a couple of beers to drown his sorrows
Only had two hands
Left one tied by bands
But his love for his girls grows and grows
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He climbed Brokeback Mountain to greet The Dark Knight
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He climbed Brokeback Mountain to greet The Dark Knight,
but couldn't find him - he was nowhere in sight
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He climbed Brokeback Mountain to greet The Dark Knight,
but couldn't find him - he was nowhere in sight
'Til landing The Joker
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He climbed Brokeback Mountain to greet The Dark Knight,
but couldn't find him - he was nowhere in sight
'Til landing The Joker
for a game of poker
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He climbed Brokeback Mountain to greet The Dark Knight,
but couldn't find him - he was nowhere in sight
'Til landing The Joker
for a game of poker
Aced Dr. Parnassus, then turned out the light.
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He climbed Brokeback Mountain to greet The Dark Knight,
but couldn't find him - he was nowhere in sight
'Til landing The Joker
for a game of poker
Aced Dr. Parnassus, then turned out the light.
Very nice, Ronny. :'(
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What if the boys had gone for the sweet life,
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What if the boys had gone for the sweet life,
Sure bet persecution would have been rife
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What if the boys had gone for the sweet life,
Sure bet persecution would have been rife
We don't know for sure
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What if the boys had gone for the sweet life,
Sure bet persecution would have been rife
We don't know for sure
Would there had been more
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What if the boys had gone for the sweet life,
Sure bet persecution would have been rife
We don't know for sure
Would there had been more?
And would they each wish that they stayed with their wife?
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Jack and Lureen had a son named Bobby
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Jack and Lureen had a son named Bobby
He made bitching into his lifelong hobby
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Jack and Lureen had a son named Bobby
He made bitching into his lifelong hobby.
He got sick of turkey,
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Jack and Lureen had a son named Bobby
He made bitching into his lifelong hobby.
He got sick of turkey,
His grandpa was jerky,
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Jack and Lureen had a son named Bobby
He made bitching into his lifelong hobby.
He got sick of turkey,
His grandpa was jerky,
As riding a tractor with tires so knobby.
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Junior and Jenny didn't want a push
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Junior and Jenny didn't want a push,
Ennis was busy thinking of Jack's tush,
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Junior and Jenny didn't want a push,
Ennis was busy thinking of Jack's tush,
He wanted it badly
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Junior and Jenny didn't want a push,
Ennis was busy thinking of Jack's tush,
He wanted it badly
Butt Jack obliged gladly
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Junior and Jenny didn't want a push,
Ennis was busy thinking of Jack's tush,
He wanted it badly
Butt Jack obliged gladly
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From today's AIDS walk with Team Brokeback!
Lisa approached the exercising men,
"Take your shirts off" she said, but when
They didn't comply,
Chuck started to cry,
So she flashed 'em her boobs. Amen!
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Chuck claimed to be a boobosexual last night,
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Chuck claimed to be a boobosexual last night,
But was that really him or a six of Bud Light?
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Chuck claimed to be a boobosexual last night,
But was that really him or a six of Bud Light?
We may never know,
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Chuck claimed to be a boobosexual last night,
But was that really him or a six of Bud Light?
We may never know,
How low he will go,
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Chuck claimed to be a boobosexual last night,
But was that really him or a six of Bud Light?
We may never know,
How low he will go,
But when he works it, he works it just right!
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The weather had cleared as the event began
Most brokies were walking but one of us ran
Each mile we saw fit
To yell out, "yee-haaaaw!", it
Seemed everyone there was a Team Brokeback fan!
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And everyone following
was a Team Brokeback fan!!
YEEE-HAWW!!!!
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Junior and Jenny didn't want a push,
Ennis was busy thinking of Jack's tush,
He wanted it badly
Butt Jack obliged gladly
Before they knew it, they were rolling in the bush
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Satin sheets were the choice of Lureen
How much action could those sheets have seen?
We'd better not ask
Not up to the task
To explain away bed clothes not needing a clean.
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Nicely done, Ronny! You wrote all five lines!
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Nicely done, Ronny! You wrote all five lines!
When I last saw Ronny, I was sampling some wines,
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Nicely done, Ronny! You wrote all five lines!
When I last saw Ronny, I was sampling some wines,
at a brokie event
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Nicely done, Ronny! You wrote all five lines!
When I last saw Ronny, I was sampling some wines,
at a brokie event
We were both so content
We mistakenly sucked down a bottle of Heinz.
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In Lightening Flat Ennis met up with Jack's folks
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In Lightening Flat Ennis met up with Jack's folks
Jack's dad is so mean, that Ennis almost chokes
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In Lightening Flat Ennis met up with Jack's folks
Jack's dad is so mean, that Ennis almost chokes
His shirt stained of blood
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In Lightening Flat Ennis met up with Jack's folks
Jack's dad is so mean, that Ennis almost chokes
His shirt stained of blood
from fighting in the mud
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In Lightening Flat Ennis met up with Jack's folks
Jack's dad is so mean, that Ennis almost chokes
His shirt stained of blood
from fighting in the mud
It was a sad reunion for our favorite blokes.
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We need a little action in this ol' thread
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We need a little action in this ol' thread
I'd be up for whatever's inside your head
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We need a little action in this ol' thread
I'd be up for whatever's inside your head
Here comes birthday boy!
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We need a little action in this ol' thread
I'd be up for whatever's inside your head
Here comes birthday boy!
Who'd like you to enjoy
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We need a little action in this ol' thread
I'd be up for whatever's inside your head
Here comes birthday boy!
Who'd like you to enjoy
Being well party-ed and well fed.
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There once was a brokie from Sweden it's said
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There once was a brokie from Sweden it's said
who spent quite some time in this limerick thread
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There once was a brokie from Sweden it's said
who spent quite some time in this limerick thread
She's now moderator
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There once was a brokie from Sweden it's said
who spent quite some time in this limerick thread
She's now moderator
One of the straighter
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There once was a brokie from Sweden it's said
who spent quite some time in this limerick thread
She's now moderator
One of the straighter
E'en though she's sometimes on Dave Cullen instead.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Whenever Brokies meet, it's so much fun
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Whenever Brokies meet, it's so much fun
There's no greater pleasure under the sun!
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Whenever Brokies meet, it's so much fun
There's no greater pleasure under the sun!
All over the globe
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Whenever Brokies meet, it's so much fun
There's no greater pleasure under the sun!
All over the globe,
Fully clothed or disrobed,
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Whenever Brokies meet, it's so much fun
There's no greater pleasure under the sun!
All over the globe,
Fully clothed or disrobed,
Our meet in NY, don't walk but run!
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A week has passed it's time for another
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A week has passed it's time for another
Thank you, Ronny, for being the one to bother
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A week has passed it's time for another
Thank you, Ronny, for being the one to bother,
I can never start
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A week has passed it's time for another
Thank you, Ronny, for being the one to bother,
I can never start
Although you're so smart?
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A week has passed it's time for another
Thank you, Ronny, for being the one to bother,
I can never start
Although you're so smart?
Sometimes rhyming the lines is a mother.
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Sometimes they're creative, of that I am certain
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Sometimes they're creative, of that I am certain,
And sometimes they're dumb, without much exerting,
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Sometimes they're creative, of that I am certain,
And sometimes they're dumb, without much exerting,
but one thing that's sure
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Sometimes they're creative, of that I am certain,
And sometimes they're dumb, without much exerting,
but one thing that's sure
To make one obscure
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Sometimes they're creative, of that I am certain,
And sometimes they're dumb, without much exerting,
but one thing that's sure
To make one obscure
Is to guarantee our brains will be hurtin'!
:laugh:
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:laugh: :laugh:
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Have no ideas for the next one to start
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Have no ideas for the next one to start
Easy! Just write what's in your heart!
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Have no ideas for the next one to start
Easy! Just write what's in your heart!
just include some smut!
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Have no ideas for the next one to start
Easy! Just write what's in your heart!
just include some smut!
With a cock and a butt,
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Have no ideas for the next one to start
Easy! Just write what's in your heart!
just include some smut!
With a cock and a butt,
Haha! How's that for teamwork so smart!
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If it's smut you desire you may take a crack
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If it's smut you desire you may take a crack
at writing 'bout sex between Ennis and Jack
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If it's smut you desire you may take a crack
at writing 'bout sex between Ennis and Jack
Make the sheep close their eyes,
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If it's smut you desire you may take a crack
at writing 'bout sex between Ennis and Jack
Make the sheep close their eyes,
They get nervous when guys
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If it's smut you desire you may take a crack
at writing 'bout sex between Ennis and Jack
Make the sheep close their eyes,
They get nervous when guys
Suddenly get atop each other's back.
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It's too early to be tired of soup
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It's too early to be tired of soup
He complained as his head started to drupe
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It's too early to be tired of soup
He complained as his head started to drupe
Mules scattered the food
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It's too early to be tired of soup
He complained as his head started to drupe
Mules scattered the food
More beans, they conclude
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It's too early to be tired of soup
He complained as his head started to drupe
Mules scattered the food
More beans, they conclude
which gave them gas and then made them poop!
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The food was scattered by the dumb-ass mules
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The food was scattered by the dumb-ass mules
but they didn't kick him in the jewels
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The food was scattered by the dumb-ass mules
but they didn't kick him in the jewels
Only beans were left
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The food was scattered by the dumb-ass mules
but they didn't kick him in the jewels
Only beans were left
As such they were deft
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The food was scattered by the dumb-ass mules
but they didn't kick him in the jewels
Only beans were left
As such they were deft
Next week, beans would have to serve them as fuels.
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Because of Jack, he's nothing, he's nowhere.
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Because of Jack, he's nothing, he's nowhere.
into Jack, that did put a scare
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Because of Jack, he's nothing, he's nowhere.
into Jack, that did put a scare
His anger left
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Because of Jack, he's nothing, he's nowhere.
into Jack, that did put a scare
His anger left
Two hearts so cleft
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Because of Jack, he's nothing, he's nowhere.
Into Jack, that did put a scare.
His anger left
Two hearts so cleft
But too little, too late, for either to care.
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What Ennis had left, was nothing but shirts
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What Ennis had left, was nothing but shirts,
No pants or socks, not Junior's or Kurts,
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What Ennis had left, was nothing but shirts,
No pants or socks, not Junior's or Kurts,
An old paper sack,
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What Ennis had left, was nothing but shirts,
No pants or socks, not Junior's or Kurts,
An old paper sack,
he brought with him back
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What Ennis had left, was nothing but shirts,
No pants or socks, not Junior's or Kurts,
An old paper sack,
he brought with him back,
As The Unknown Comic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unknown_Comic), he'd ease the world's hurts!
:laugh:
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To wash down those beans they would generally choose
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To wash down those beans they would generally choose
Old Rose Whiskey, the epitome of booze,
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To wash down those beans they would generally choose
Old Rose Whiskey, the epitome of booze,
Sure helped numb the pain
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To wash down those beans they would generally choose
Old Rose Whiskey, the epitome of booze,
Sure helped numb the pain,
Made their heartache wane,
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To wash down those beans they would generally choose
Old Rose Whiskey, the epitome of booze,
Sure helped numb the pain,
Made their heartache wane,
And decreased inhibition as if THAT was news.
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This weekend, Brokies will gather in New York
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This weekend, Brokies will gather in New York,
For drinkin' and talkin' and poppin' a cork,
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This weekend, Brokies will gather in New York,
For drinkin' and talkin' and poppin' a cork,
And don't forget Jake!
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This weekend, Brokies will gather in New York,
For drinkin' and talkin' and poppin' a cork,
And don't forget Jake!
For heaven's sake!
When I meet him, I'll say, "bork bork bork".
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
New rule:
If you use the word "bork", you're entitled to two lines! 8)
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Sorry, couldn't resist! You set me up by ending the first line with New York. (http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q186/southendmd/borkborkbork.gif)
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Sure, it's all my fault! :laugh:
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You'll say bork bork bork and he'll say wert daa ferk
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You'll say bork bork bork and he'll say wert daa ferk
The Swedish Chef is nothing but a jerk
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You'll say bork bork bork and he'll say wert daa ferk
The Swedish Chef is nothing but a jerk
Men han kockar bra
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You'll say bork bork bork and he'll say wert daa ferk
The Swedish Chef is nothing but a jerk
Men han kockar bra
:laugh: :laugh: ;)
10 points to Ronny!!! :-*
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You'll say bork bork bork and he'll say wert daa ferk
The Swedish Chef is nothing but a jerk
Men han kockar bra
som det borde va
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You'll say bork bork bork and he'll say wert daa ferk
The Swedish Chef is nothing but a jerk
Men han kockar bra--But he cooks good
som det borde va--as it should be
Like Ennis says, "I gotta work".
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In nineteen-ninety-seven The New Yorker
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In nineteen-ninety-seven The New Yorker
which did not admit to know about a borker
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In nineteen-ninety-seven The New Yorker
which did not admit to know about a borker
Made famous a tale
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In nineteen-ninety-seven The New Yorker
which did not admit to know about a borker
Made famous a tale
On an epic scale
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In nineteen-ninety-seven The New Yorker
which did not admit to know about a borker
Made famous a tale
On an epic scale
Let's celebrate with a bottle and uncork her.
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Bravo, Ronny!
Love the last rhyme! ;D
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Chuck got Jake's autograph in his Brokeback book
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Chuck got Jake's autograph in his Brokeback book
Ah man, I'm so sure it's worth a look!
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Chuck got Jake's autograph in his Brokeback book
Ah man, I'm so sure it's worth a look!
Did Jake touch Chuck's pen...?
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Chuck got Jake's autograph in his Brokeback book
Ah man, I'm so sure it's worth a look!
Did Jake touch Chuck's pen...?
One pen - more worth than ten
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Chuck got Jake's autograph in his Brokeback book
Ah man, I'm so sure it's worth a look!
Did Jake touch Chuck's pen...?
One pen - more worth than ten
One movie revered by fans is all it took.
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Next Brokie event is London in three weeks
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Chuck got Jake's autograph in his Brokeback book
Ah man, I'm so sure it's worth a look!
Did Jake touch Chuck's pen...?
One pen - more worth than ten
One movie revered by fans is all it took.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Next Brokie event is London in three weeks
at the outfits we'll get a few peeks
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Next Brokie event is London in three weeks
at the outfits we'll get a few peeks
Jack and Ennis's duds,
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Next Brokie event is London in three weeks
at the outfits we'll get a few peeks
Jack and Ennis's duds,
those 2 sexy studs
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Next Brokie event is London in three weeks
at the outfits we'll get a few peeks
Jack and Ennis's duds,
those 2 sexy studs
As Brokies, are we like those Trekkie geeks?
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We're no geeks - to us, Brokeback is real!
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We're no geeks - to us, Brokeback is real!
No denying it has much appeal
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We're no geeks - to us, Brokeback is real!
No denying it has much appeal
It has us hooked
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We're no geeks - to us, Brokeback is real!
No denying it has much appeal
It has us hooked
Our gaggles are cooked!
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We're no geeks - to us, Brokeback is real!
No denying it has much appeal
It has us hooked
Our gaggles are cooked!
Just hearing the name will make us squeal!
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Once could say Brokeback began with a Twist
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One could say Brokeback began with a Twist
one could also say Brokeback ended with a fist
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One could say Brokeback began with a Twist
one could also say Brokeback ended with a fist
How does that explain
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One could say Brokeback began with a Twist
one could also say Brokeback ended with a fist
How does that explain
The gut wrenching pain
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Wow, a new limericker! :D
Welcome to the thread, Bruce!
(Maybe you've been here before, but at lest not in the last few years while I've been here.
In which case I'd say, "welcome back to the thread") ;D
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One could say Brokeback began with a Twist
one could also say Brokeback ended with a fist
How does that explain
The gut wrenching pain
Of chance taken not, now love will be missed.
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It looks as though interest in limericks has wained
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It looks as though interest in limericks has wained
Yeah, but it took 744 pages with about 10 posts on each page. Not too shabby! :)
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It looks as though interest in limericks has wained
Could it be that our creativity is drained?
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It looks as though interest in limericks has wained
Could it be that our creativity is drained?
Drained? Not on your life
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It looks as though interest in limericks has wained
Could it be that our creativity is drained?
Drained? Not on your life
Still sharp as a knife
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It looks as though interest in limericks has wained
Could it be that our creativity is drained?
Drained? Not on your life
Still sharp as a knife
So let's see our collective limericking unchained!
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Both families were having turkey dinners
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Both families were having turkey dinners
The saints sat down along with the sinners
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Both families were having turkey dinners
The saints sat down along with the sinners
Carving the bird
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Both families were having turkey dinners
The saints sat down along with the sinners
Carving the bird
And insults were heard
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Both families were having turkey dinners
The saints sat down along with the sinners
Carving the bird
And insults were heard
none of them ended up winners
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As it draws to the end it's not totally clear
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As it draws to the end it's not totally clear
what Ron' really means, the thread or the year?
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As it draws to the end it's not totally clear
what Ron' really means, the thread or the year?
He's talking in riddles,
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As it draws to the end it's not totally clear
what Ron' really means, the thread or the year?
He's talking in riddles,
While skittle he diddles, ::)
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As it draws to the end it's not totally clear
what Ron' really means, the thread or the year?
He's talking in riddles,
While skittle he diddles, ::)
Could it be that he means, the end is near? :o
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Are our limericks getting more obscure?
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Are our limericks getting more obscure?
They must now be vague, or else they would bore.
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Are our limericks getting more obscure?
They must now be vague, or else they would bore.
Y'all missing the point
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Are our limericks getting more obscure?
They must now be vague, or else they would bore.
Y'all missing the point
Y'been smokin a joint
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Are our limericks getting more obscure?
They must now be vague, or else they would bore.
Y'all missing the point
Y'been smokin a joint
Whatever I've written's 'bout Brokeback for sure.
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We should celebrate Christmas in Bettermost style
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We should celebrate Christmas in Bettermost style,
We can invite DCF folks, like donna and lyle.
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We should celebrate Christmas in Bettermost style,
We can invite DCF folks, like donna and lyle.
Piece a holiday cake?
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We should celebrate Christmas in Bettermost style,
We can invite DCF folks, like donna and lyle.
Piece a holiday cake?
Only if you bake!
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We should celebrate Christmas in Bettermost style,
We can invite DCF folks, like donna and lyle.
Piece a holiday cake?
Only if you bake!
Iambic pentameter is off by a mile.
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Iambic-no! Pentameter- why, yes!
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Iambic-no! Pentameter- why, yes!
No one knows the difference, is my guess
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Iambic-no! Pentameter- why, yes!
No one knows the difference, is my guess.
Poets we are not!
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Iambic-no! Pentameter- why, yes!
No one knows the difference, is my guess.
Poets we are not!
But we give it a shot,
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Iambic-no! Pentameter- why, yes!
No one knows the difference, is my guess.
Poets we are not!
But we give it a shot,
At creating limericks - more or less.
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While writing a limerick I happened to get
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While writing a limerick I happened to get
a call from a friend I had recently met
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While writing a limerick I happened to get
a call from a friend I had recently met
Who said, 'Whacha doin'?'
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While writing a limerick I happened to get
a call from a friend I had recently met
Who said, 'Whacha doin'?'
I thought he was wooin'
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While writing a limerick I happened to get
a call from a friend I had recently met
Who said, 'Whacha doin'?'
I thought he was wooin
But no such luck. The search goes on, you bet!
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I peek into the limerick thread
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I peek into the limerick thread
You're welcome here! Just watch your head!
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I peek into the limerick thread
You're welcome here! Just watch your head!
I've been here before
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I peek into the limerick thread
You're welcome here! Just watch your head!
I've been here before
Of course! You're no bore
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I peek into the limerick thread
You're welcome here! Just watch your head!
I've been here before
Of course! You're no bore
Chuck is here, and iambic pentameter is not dead!
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Things look good for iambic pentameter
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Things look good for iambic pentameter
when done right, it sounds so much neater
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Things look good for iambic pentameter
when done right, it sounds so much neater
That's it - I give up.
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Things look good for iambic pentameter
when done right, it sounds so much neater
That's it - I give up.
Pour whiskey in my cup.
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Things look good for iambic pentameter
when done right, it sounds so much neater
That's it - I give up.
Pour whiskey in my cup
Limericks make life so much sweater
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A limerick is supposed to have smut
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A limerick is supposed to have smut
One man's beer tray is another man's, but...
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A limerick is supposed to have smut
One man's beer tray is another man's, but...
so bring on the porn
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A limerick is supposed to have smut
One man's beer tray is another man's, but...
so bring on the porn
It never gets worn
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A limerick is supposed to have smut
One man's beer tray is another man's, but...
so bring on the porn
It never gets worn,
Make Ennis talk dirty, no saying just "Whut?"
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Ok, now let's write some porny stuff for Chuck
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Ok, now let's write some porny stuff for Chuck
somethin' where Jack & Ennis fuck
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Ok, now let's write some porny stuff for Chuck
somethin' where Jack & Ennis fuck
In a tent at night
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Ok, now let's write some porny stuff for Chuck
somethin' where Jack & Ennis fuck
In a tent at night
they had much delight
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Ok, now let's write some porny stuff for Chuck
somethin' where Jack & Ennis fuck
In a tent at night
they had much delight
While one of them did on the other suck
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Was that porny enough for ya, Chuck my friend?
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Was that porny enough for ya, Chuck my friend?
it was good, but why should it end?
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Not enough syllables - must be at least eight.
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Not enough syllables - must be at least eight.
Ahem. *folds arms, taps foot*
Limerick Structure http://freespace.virgin.net/merrick.sheldon/limerickrules.htm
Lear's book cemented the structure if not the the content of popular limericks. The content-independent school of limerickery holds that any five-line poem with the requisite structure is a limerick, as would be true for a sonnet or villanelle fitting their respective formulae.
Limericks are officially described as a form of 'anapestic trimeter'; the 'anapest' is a 'foot' of poetic verse consisting of three syllables, the third longer (or accentuated to a greater degree) than the first two. Lines one, two and five of a limerick should ideally consist of three anapests each, concluding with an identical or similar phoneme to create the rhyme. Lines three and four are shorter, constructed of two anapests each and again rhyming with each other. Thus, the overall rhyme structure of a, a, b, b, a, with the beat pattern
1. 9 syllables pause 3 1. da-da-daah da-da-daah da-da-daah
2. 9 syllables pause 3 2. da-da-daah da-da-daah da-da-daah
3. 6/7 syllables no pause 3. (da) da-da-daah da-da-daah
4. 6/7 syllables no pause 4. (da) da-da-daah da-da-daah
5. 9 syllables pause 3 5. da-da-daah da-da-daah da-da-daah
being reduced to a minimum of
1. 7 syllables pause 5 1. da-dah da-da-dah da-daah
2. 7 syllables pause 5 2. da-dah da-da-dah da-daah
3. 4 syllables pause 2 3. da-da da-daah
4. 4 syllables pause 2 4. da-da da-daah
5. 7 syllables pause 5 5. da-dah da-da-dah da-daa
my addition had the minimum of 7 syllables.
So there!
(http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0011.gif)
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Chuck, Ronny is right as far as the rules for this thread goes.
Here's a quote from the first post in the thread, explaining the rules:
A limerick is a five-line poem with an AABBA rhyme scheme. This means the first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines do as well. It’s important that the lines actually rhyme.
The first, second, and last lines have between 8 and 11 syllables; the third and fourth lines are shorter, having 5 or 6 syllables.
I'm sure there are different rules depending on what literary historian you read, but in this thread the rules are as above.
I'd appreciate it if you add a few more syllable(s) to your line.
Thanks.
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You people are nuts! Get on with the rhymes!
:laugh:
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Was that porny enough for ya, Chuck my friend?
it was good, but why should it end?
Then write something more!
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Special extra issue today: we have another limerick for you! ;D
You people are nuts! Get on with the rhymes!
As Donna has told us hundreds of tmes!
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You people are nuts! Get on with the rhymes!
As Donna has told us hundreds of tmes!
You don't need a class,
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Was that porny enough for ya, Chuck my friend?
it was good, but why should it end?
Then write something more!
they fuck on the floor
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You people are nuts! Get on with the rhymes!
As Donna has told us hundreds of tmes!
You don't need a class,
so get off your ass
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Was that porny enough for ya, Chuck my friend?
it was good, but why should it end?
Then write something more!
they fuck on the floor
Is floor fucking really the porny new trend?
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You people are nuts! Get on with the rhymes!
As Donna has told us hundreds of times!
You don't need a class,
so get off your ass
and let's create some all-time limerick primes!
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This year, it's fifty years since the boys first met
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This year, it's fifty years since the boys first met
Passion restarted with a "you bet"
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This year, it's fifty years since the boys first met
Passion restarted with a "you bet"
Lives of love and woe
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This year, it's fifty years since the boys first met
Passion restarted with a "you bet"
Lives of love and woe
You reap what you sew
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This year, it's fifty years since the boys first met
Passion restarted with a "you bet"
Lives of love and woe
You reap what you sew
All part of the film that made our eyes so wet.
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There once was a cowboy who slept in a tent
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There once was a cowboy who slept in a tent
On a dirty old bedroll all covered in lint
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There once was a cowboy who slept in a tent
On a dirty old bedroll all covered in lint
it smelled like cat piss
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There once was a cowboy who slept in a tent
On a dirty old bedroll all covered in lint
it smelled like cat piss
still gave'em nights of bliss
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There once was a cowboy who slept in a tent
On a dirty old bedroll all covered in lint
it smelled like cat piss
still gave'em nights of bliss
When Ennis told Jack Twist to "get bent"
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Our boys first met in the year of sixty three
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Our boys first met in the year of sixty three
now, the 50th anniversary
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Our boys first met in the year of sixty three
now, the 50th anniversary
We should celebrate
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Our boys first met in the year of sixty three
now, the 50th anniversary
We should celebrate
Boston Bash is the date
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Our boys first met in the year of sixty three
now, the 50th anniversary
We should celebrate
Boston Bash is the date
Be there, or be square, or be queer I decree.
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It was too early to be tired of beans
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It was too early to be tired of beans
What with plenty of Bettermost left for more scenes
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It was too early to be tired of beans
What with plenty of Bettermost left for more scenes
Instead, they had soup
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It was too early to be tired of beans
What with plenty of Bettermost left for more scenes
Instead, they had soup,
RIP C. Everett Koop,
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It was too early to be tired of beans
What with plenty of Bettermost left for more scenes
Instead, they had soup,
RIP C. Everett Koop,
back in the tent, they rip off their jeans
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Next year, there's a Brokeback opera in Spain
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Next year, there's a Brokeback opera in Spain
Where it rains mainly on the plain
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Next year, there's a Brokeback opera in Spain
Where it rains mainly on the plain
Sun everywhere else
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Next year, there's a Brokeback opera in Spain
Where it rains mainly on the plain
Sun everywhere else,
The weatherman tells,
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Next year, there's a Brokeback opera in Spain
Where it rains mainly on the plain
Sun everywhere else,
The weatherman tells,
On the plain, those wet, feel disdain
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What??!! No limericking for over two weeks??
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What??!! No limericking for over two weeks??
Of shameful indifference's what our thread wreaks!
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What??!! No limericking for over two weeks??
Of shameful indifference's what our thread wreaks!
We must make amends!
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What??!! No limericking for over two weeks??
Of shameful indifference's what our thread wreaks!
We must make amends!
So pick up your pens!
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What??!! No limericking for over two weeks??
Of shameful indifference's what our thread wreaks!
We must make amends!
So pick up your pens!
and listen to see if your muse speaks.
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Is the snow on Brokeback melted by now?
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Is the snow on Brokeback melted by now?
Receded like the hair above my brow...
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Is the snow on Brokeback melted by now?
Receded like the hair above my brow...
It didn't stick an hour!
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Is the snow on Brokeback melted by now?
Receded like the hair above my brow...
It didn't stick an hour!
Yet, it had great power
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Is the snow on Brokeback melted by now?
Receded like the hair above my brow...
It didn't stick an hour!
Yet, it had great power
get back to the tent and make me scream "wow!
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Once again it's time for the AIDS walk in Boston
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Once again it's time for the AIDS walk in Boston
Except for those who the summon is lost on
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Once again it's time for the AIDS walk in Boston
Except for those who the summon is lost on
It wasn't lost on me,
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Once again it's time for the AIDS walk in Boston
Except for those who the summon is lost on
It wasn't lost on me,
Nor was it on Lee,
(ps: Happy birthday, Donna!)
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Once again it's time for the AIDS walk in Boston
Except for those who the summon is lost on
It wasn't lost on me,
Nor was it on Lee,
For some, the trip was too much to spare the cost on.
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:laugh:
Thanks, Lee! It was great to meet you too!
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Now all the Brokies are going home
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Now all the Brokies are going home,
'cept for Sonja who's writin' a poem,
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Now all the Brokies are going home,
'cept for Sonja who's writin' a poem,
Donna had drinks
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Now all the Brokies are going home,
'cept for Sonja who's writin' a poem,
Donna had drinks
At Jaes methinks
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Now all the Brokies are going home,
'cept for Sonja who's writin' a poem,
Donna had drinks
At Jaes methinks
Or did she have beer with lots of foam?
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Been years since I heard from Connecticut Mike...
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Been years since I heard from Connecticut Mike...
I gather that talk to him is what you'd like
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Been years since I heard from Connecticut Mike...
I gather that talk to him is what you'd like
so send out an email
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Been years since I heard from Connecticut Mike...
I gather that talk to him is what you'd like
so send out an email
or maybe a snailmail
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Been years since I heard from Connecticut Mike...
I gather that talk to him is what you'd like
so send out an email
or maybe a snailmail
And we'll see what comes down the pike!
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For Jack and Ennis it's been fifty years,
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For Jack and Ennis it's been fifty years,
lots of trips, lots of sex, lots of beers.
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For Jack and Ennis it's been fifty years,
lots of trips, lots of sex, lots of beers.
But never enuff,
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For Jack and Ennis it's been fifty years,
lots of trips, lots of sex, lots of beers.
But never enuff,
Brokeback is great stuff!
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For Jack and Ennis it's been fifty years,
lots of trips, lots of sex, lots of beers.
But never enuff,
Brokeback is great stuff!
Even if it leaves us in tears.
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I believe it was back in ninety-seven,
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I believe it was back in ninety-seven,
The New Yorker's cover showed God in heaven
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I believe it was back in ninety-seven,
The New Yorker's cover showed God in heaven
a new story by Proulx
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I believe it was back in ninety-seven,
The New Yorker's cover showed God in heaven
a new story by Proulx
Was its crowning bijou
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I believe it was back in ninety-seven,
The New Yorker's cover showed God in heaven
a new story by Proulx
Was its crowning bijou
Thirty pages long, give or take eleven.
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Started with a handshake at Aguirre's place,
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Started with a handshake at Aguirre's place,
When Jack met a guy with a handsome face!
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Started with a handshake at Aguirre's place,
When Jack met a guy with a handsome face!
The went for a beer,
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Started with a handshake at Aguirre's place,
When Jack met a guy with a handsome face!
The went for a beer,
Some place that was near,
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Started with a handshake at Aguirre's place,
When Jack met a guy with a handsome face!
The went for a beer,
Some place that was near,
They each found the other was a real ace!
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The summer went on, as all summers do
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The summer went on as summers do,
Herdin' sheep was somethin' new,
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The summer went on as all summers do,
Herdin' sheep was somethin' new,
Aguirre the menace
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The summer went on as all summers do,
Herdin' sheep was somethin' new,
Aguirre the menace
disliked Jack and Ennis
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The summer went on as all summers do,
Herdin' sheep was somethin' new,
Aguirre the menace
disliked Jack and Ennis
He went as far as to fire them too.
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The snow interrupted their summery dream
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The snow interrupted their summery dream
A reason for fire of a sort it would seem
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The snow interrupted their summery dream
A reason for fire of a sort it would seem
The ending was harsh
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The snow interrupted their summery dream
A reason for fire of a sort it would seem
The ending was harsh,
Their camp turned to marsh,
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The snow interrupted their summery dream
A reason for fire of a sort it would seem
The ending was harsh,
Their camp turned to marsh,
Topped off with a beautiful Gustavo theme.
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How about a limerick 'bout holidays,
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How about a limerick 'bout holidays
Shoveling this snow makes me swear en francais
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How about a limerick 'bout holidays
Shoveling this snow makes me swear en francais
Snow is cold and wet
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How about a limerick 'bout holidays
Shoveling this snow makes me swear en francais
Snow is cold and wet
And delicious, I'll bet
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How about a limerick 'bout holidays
Shoveling this snow makes me swear en francais
Snow is cold and wet
And delicious, I'll bet
Can be trouble in many different ways
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The blizzard left Boston a snow of two feet
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The blizzard left Boston a snow of two feet
Wyoming was pelted by rain and sleet?
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The blizzard left Boston a snow of two feet
Wyoming was pelted by rain and sleet?
Craziest weather
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The blizzard left Boston a snow of two feet
Wyoming was pelted by rain and sleet?
Craziest weather
Downy as a feather
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The blizzard left Boston a snow of two feet
Wyoming was pelted by rain and sleet?
Craziest weather
Downy as a feather
Now everyone is waiting for some heat
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For the holidays Lynne got to visit her niece
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For the holidays Lynne got to visit her niece
I hope she found her well and all in one piece
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For the holidays Lynne got to visit her niece
I hope she found her well and all in one piece
She is free with her kisses
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For the holidays Lynne got to visit her niece
I hope she found her well and all in one piece
She is free with her kisses
As she now reminisces
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For the holidays Lynne got to visit her niece
I hope she found her well and all in one piece
She is free with her kisses
As she now reminisces
Lynne wants to go back, she's longing without cease
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The outfit that Ma Twist was wearing,
Sonja had to touch--how daring,
She patted the sweater,
And didn't know better,
So now Ma Twist smells just like herring!
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(Sonja with Ma Twist's outfit at the Trekcetera Museum, Vulcan, Alberta, August 2013)
Happy birthday, Sonja!
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Thank you so much, Paul, for the wonderful greeting,
The outfit and I had a lovely meeting
Our trip last summer,
was far from a bummer,
But better than herring smelling would be eating!
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I've visited Sweden before,
Avoiding the herring for sure.
But of course all the rest
Of the food was the best -
I hope I'll soon go back for more!
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Welcome to the limerick thread, Sara! :-*
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Bumping this one in honor of their 30th anniversary today!
I wonder if Junior is happy with Curt
Her Daddy was worried that she would be hurt
But she told him that Curt loves her
He wouldn't be one that shoves her,
And Junior left her sweater there on purpose just so she could come back one day and see Jack's shirt.
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Junior and Curt have been married for 30 years
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Junior and Curt have been married 30 years,
They've had their share of mirth and tears,
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Junior and Curt have been married 30 years,
They've had their share of mirth and tears,
Had a couple of kids
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Junior and Curt have been married 30 years,
They've had their share of mirth and tears,
Had a couple of kids,
Who are on the skids,
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Junior and Curt have been married 30 years,
They've had their share of mirth and tears,
Had a couple of kids,
Who are on the skids,
Can't even afford a couple of beers.
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Thirty years since these two got married,
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Thirty years since these two got married,
and Curt his Junior over the threshold carried
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Thirty years since these two got married,
and Curt his Junior over the threshold carried
She thinks about Troy,
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Thirty years since these two got married,
and Curt his Junior over the threshold carried
She thinks about Troy,
the baseballer boy
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Thirty years since these two got married,
and Curt his Junior over the threshold carried
She thinks about Troy,
the baseballer boy
Her tastes in cute men were quite varied.
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Thirty years since they enjoyed their wedding
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Thirty years since they enjoyed their wedding,
Junior's mad they have the same bedding,
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Thirty years since they enjoyed their wedding,
Junior's mad they have the same bedding,
She wants a stylish life
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Thirty years since they enjoyed their wedding,
Junior's mad they have the same bedding,
She wants a stylish life
Not just as Curt's wife,
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Thirty years since they enjoyed their wedding,
Junior's mad they have the same bedding,
She wants a stylish life
Not just as Curt's wife,
She knows, in what direction she's heading
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Thirty years on, there's still Alma and Curt,
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Thirty years on, there's still Alma and Curt,
Each of them trying, not the other to hurt
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Thirty years on, there's still Alma and Curt,
Each of them trying, not the other to hurt,
He says he still loves her,
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Thirty years on, there's still Alma and Curt,
Each of them trying, not the other to hurt,
He says he still loves her,
more than he loves fur
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Thirty years on, there's still Alma and Curt,
Each of them trying, not the other to hurt,
He says he still loves her,
more than he loves fur,
But most of all, he loves her undershirt.
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the story of two cowboys in love
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The story of two cowboys in love
A love as innocent as a dove
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The story of two cowboys in love
A love as innocent as a dove
Yet full of hot sex
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The story of two cowboys in love
A love as innocent as a dove
Yet full of hot sex
As if under a hex
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The story of two cowboys in love
A love as innocent as a dove
Yet full of hot sex
As if under a hex
Sun beating down from above.
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They started out glancing at each other
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They started out glancing at each other
With looks that would embarrass your mother
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They started out glancing at each other
With looks that would embarrass your mother
But no mothers were there
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They started out glancing at each other
With looks that would embarrass your mother
But no mothers were there
So they didn't care
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They started out glancing at each other
With looks that would embarrass your mother
But no mothers were there
So they didn't care
Just romped around with one another
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There once was a boss name of Joe
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There once was a boss name of Joe
His appearance was that of a schmo
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There once was a boss name of Joe
His appearance was that of a schmo
He'd cuss on the phone
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There once was a boss name of Joe
His appearance was that of a schmo
He'd cuss on the phone
No kindness shown
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There once was a boss name of Joe
His appearance was that of a schmo
He'd cuss on the phone
No kindness was shown
The moral: you reap what you sow.
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A limerick must have sense and reason
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A limerick must have sense and reason
And rhyme and meter that's pleasin'
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A limerick must have sense and reason
And rhyme and meter that's pleasin'
Otherwise it's dumb
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A limerick must have sense and reason
And rhyme and meter that's pleasin'
Otherwise it's dumb
And not fit for some
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A limerick must have sense and reason
And rhyme and meter that's pleasin'
Otherwise it's dumb
And not fit for some
Anything else would be treason
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The Basque didn't have no potatoes
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The Basque didn't have no potatoes
Only beans in sauce made of tomatoes
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The Basque didn't have no potatoes
Only beans in sauce made of tomatoes
He looked at the list
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The Basque didn't have no potatoes
Only beans in sauce made of tomatoes
He looked at the list
Written by Twist
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The Basque didn't have no potatoes
Only beans in sauce made of tomatoes
He looked at the list
Written by Twist
And responded with words just like Plato's.
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The bear scared away the dumbass mules
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The bear scared away the dumbass mules
Poor Ennis almost busted his jewels
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The bear scared away the dumbass mules
Poor Ennis almost busted his jewels
He injured his head
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The bear scared away the dumbass mules
Poor Ennis almost busted his jewels
He injured his head
To the campfire he led
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The bear scared away the dumbass mules
Poor Ennis almost busted his jewels
He injured his head
To the campfire he led
Killed an elk and broke all the rules
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The sheep were bedded down for the night
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The sheep were bedded down for the night
While Jack kissed Ennis and held him tight
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The sheep were bedded down for the night
While Jack kissed Ennis and held him tight
A coyote gave a yip
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The sheep were bedded down for the night
While Jack kissed Ennis and held him tight
A coyote gave a yip
As Ennis bit his lip
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The sheep were bedded down for the night
While Jack kissed Ennis and held him tight
A coyote gave a yip
As Ennis bit his lip
Jack's butt and the full moon shone bright.
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They were all out of spuds and powdered milk
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They were all out of spuds and powdered milk
And underwear made of the finest silk
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They were all out of spuds and powdered milk
And underwear made of the finest silk
but they did have their shirts
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They were all out of spuds and powdered milk
And underwear made of the finest silk
But they did have their shirts
Those couple of flirts
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They were all out of spuds and powdered milk
And underwear made of the finest silk
But they did have their shirts
Those couple of flirts
They didn't like Aguirre and his ilk
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Ennis met the Basque down by the bridge
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Ennis met the Basque down by the bridge
Quite a distance away from the ridge
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Ennis met the Basque down by the bridge
Quite a distance away from the ridge
He asked for some lube
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Ennis met the Basque down by the bridge
Quite a distance away from the ridge
He asked for some lube
A barrel, no tube
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Ennis met the Basque down by the bridge
Quite a distance away from the ridge
He asked for some lube
A barrel, no tube
And to store it, a fabulous fridge.
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Ennis and Jack, they dove off a cliff
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Ennis and Jack, they dove off a cliff
With abandon, to say "what if"
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Ennis and Jack, they dove off a cliff
With abandon, to say "what if"
The water was cold
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Ennis and Jack, they dove off a cliff
With abandon, to say "what if"
The water was cold
But the boys were bold
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Ennis and Jack, they dove off a cliff
With abandon, to say "what if"
The water was cold
But the boys were bold
However, they wished they had a skiff
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They dove off the cliff in the nude
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They dove off the cliff in the nude
Under the surface, their feelings brewed
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They dove off the cliff in the nude
Under the surface, their feelings brewed
It had been four long years
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They dove off the cliff in the nude
Under the surface, their feelings brewed
It had been four long years
And thousands of beers
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They dove off the cliff in the nude
Under the surface, their feelings brewed
It had been four long years
And thousands of beers
In baptism, their love was renewed.
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Do you think they made out in Jack's truck?
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Do you think they made out in Jack's truck?
You mean, each of them getting out their schmuck?
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Do you think they made out in Jack's truck?
You mean, each of them getting out their schmuck?
the action gets started
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Do you think they made out in Jack's truck?
You mean, each of them getting out their schmuck?
the action gets started
Until Jack farted
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Do you think they made out in Jack's truck?
You mean, each of them getting out their schmuck?
the action gets started
Until Jack farted
and Ennis yells out, "What the fuck?"
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Aguirre was the meanest man ever
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Aguirre was the meanest man ever
even though he thought he was clever
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Aguirre was the meanest man ever
even though he thought he was clever
He's a son of a bitch
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Aguirre was the meanest man ever
even though he thought he was clever
He's a son of a bitch
But in a bit of a switch
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Aguirre was the meanest man ever
even though he thought he was clever
He's a son of a bitch
But in a bit of a switch
He wants to be your BFF
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Pa Twist would spit out his chew
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Pa Twist would spit out his chew
As his resentment with Ennis grew
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Pa Twist would spit out his chew
As his resentment with Ennis grew
Landing into his cup
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Pa Twist would spit out his chew
As his resentment with Ennis grew
Landing into his cup
Makes me throw up
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Pa Twist would spit out his chew
As his resentment with Ennis grew
Landing into his cup
Makes me throw up
And Ma Twist didn't know what to do.
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Ma Twist knew how to bake a cherry cake
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Ma Twist knew how to bake a cherry cake
Ennis thought there was too much at stake
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Ma Twist knew how to bake a cherry cake
Ennis thought there was too much at stake
He politely declined
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Ma Twist knew how to bake a cherry cake
Ennis thought there was too much at stake
He politely declined
For Jack Twist he pined
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Ma Twist knew how to bake a cherry cake
Ennis thought there was too much at stake
He politely declined
For Jack Twist he pined
Was hoping that Jack's accident was fake
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They met up with a guy called the Basque
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They met up with a guy called the Basque
Who didn't mind filling up their flasque
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They met up with a guy called the Basque
Who didn't mind filling up their flasque
He looked at the list
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They met up with a guy called the Basque
Who didn't mind filling up their flasque
He looked at the list
Written by Twist
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They met up with a guy called the Basque
Who didn't mind filling up their flasque
He looked at the list
Written by Twist
And thought champagne was too much to asque.
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L D Newsome walked like a crab
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L D Newsome walked like a crab
To the TV, to give it a jab
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L D Newsome walked like a crab
To the TV, to give it a jab
Jack wouldn't have it
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L D Newsome walked like a crab
To the TV, to give it a jab
Jack wouldn't have it
Nor could he halve it
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L D Newsome walked like a crab
To the TV, to give it a jab
Jack wouldn't have it
Nor could he halve it
At LD's manliness he took a stab
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Fayette had very high hair
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Fayette had very high hair
about that, JD Newsome didn't care
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Fayette had very high hair
about that, LD Newsome didn't care
He was an ass-hole
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Fayette had very high hair
about that, LD Newsome didn't care
He was an ass-hole
Her hair he'd extol
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Fayette had very high hair
about that, LD Newsome didn't care
He was an ass-hole
Her hair he'd extol
he felt like she needed more flair.
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Lureen soon became a bleach blonde
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Lureen soon became a bleach blonde
To her sexiness Jack did not respond
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Lureen soon became a bleach blonde
To her sexiness Jack did not respond
Her adding machine
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Lureen soon became a bleach blonde
To her sexiness Jack did not respond
Her adding machine
continued to 'ding'
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Lureen soon became a bleach blonde
To her sexiness Jack did not respond
Her adding machine
continued to 'ding'
But Jack had other ideas for his wand.
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Jack grabbed Ennis' member in his hand
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Jack grabbed Ennis' member in his hand
But Jack was in for more than he had planned
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Jack grabbed Ennis' member in his hand
But Jack was in for more than he had planned
Ennis turned with a jerk
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Jack grabbed Ennis' member in his hand
But Jack was in for more than he had planned
Ennis turned with a jerk
Saying, "You betta work"
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Jack grabbed Ennis' member in his hand
But Jack was in for more than he had planned
Ennis turned with a jerk
Saying, "You betta work"
and Ennis showed Jack how it felt to be "canned"
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With the blazing hot sun beating down,
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With the blazing hot sun beating down,
Ennis looked upon Jack with a frown
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With the blazing hot sun beating down,
Ennis looked upon Jack with a frown
Jack was too dry
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With the blazing hot sun beating down,
Ennis looked upon Jack with a frown
Jack was too dry
so Ennis will try
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With the blazing hot sun beating down,
Ennis looked upon Jack with a frown
Jack was too dry
so Ennis will try
Using bear grease and then go to town.
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Hey Chuck, you always said that limericks should be smutty!
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why, yes....yes they should be!
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The once were two brokies named Ollie and Sven
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The once were two brokies named Ollie and Sven
Who got together every now and then
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The once were two brokies named Ollie and Sven
Who got together every now and then
Sven bent Ollie over
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The once were two brokies named Ollie and Sven
Who got together every now and then
Sven bent Ollie over
His face in the clover
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The once were two brokies named Ollie and Sven
Who got together every now and then
Sven bent Ollie over
His face in the clover
and had sex in the field, these two men!
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Aguierre was a meanie, no question 'bout that
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Aguierre was a meanie, no question 'bout that
always grumpy, ugly and fat
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Aguierre was a meanie, no question 'bout that
always grumpy, ugly and fat
Rude on the phone
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Aguierre was a meanie, no question 'bout that
always grumpy, ugly and fat
Rude on the phone
he'll end up alone
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Aguierre was a meanie, no question 'bout that
always grumpy, ugly and fat
Rude on the phone
he'll end up alone
With no one for company but a cat.
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The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
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The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
and not much bigger than Alma's purse
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The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
and not much bigger than Alma's purse
and lonely it was
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The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
and not much bigger than Alma's purse
and lonely it was
would drink for a buzz
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The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
and not much bigger than Alma's purse
and lonely it was
would drink for a buzz
And awake with a headache Ennis would nurse.
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Jack hooked up in a Mexican alley
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Jack hooked up in a Mexican alley
did it before, but didn't keep a tally
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Jack hooked up in a Mexican alley
did it before, but didn't keep a tally
He wasn't happy
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Jack hooked up in a Mexican alley
did it before, but didn't keep a tally
He wasn't happy
felt kinda crappy
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Jack hooked up in a Mexican alley
did it before, but didn't keep a tally
He wasn't happy
felt kinda crappy
With Ennis he'd rather dally
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Jack put Ennis' had on his cock
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Jack put Ennis' hand on his cock
Ennis woke up, felt it hard as a rock
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Jack put Ennis' hand on his cock
Ennis woke up, felt it hard as a rock
Then up to their knees
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Jack put Ennis' hand on his cock
Ennis woke up, felt it hard as a rock
Then up to their knees
They weren't at ease
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Jack put Ennis' hand on his cock
Ennis woke up, felt it hard as a rock
Then up to their knees
They weren't at ease
But they fit like a key in a lock
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Ennis slammed Jack into the wall
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Ennis slammed Jack into the wall
After four years he gave it his all
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Ennis slammed Jack into the wall
After four years he gave it his all
he trembled and shook
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Ennis slammed Jack into the wall
After four years he gave it his all
trembled and shook
Alma gave a look
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Ennis slammed Jack into the wall
After four years he gave it his all
he trembled and shook
Alma gave a look
What she witnessed did her appal
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Annie Proulx can be a bit cranky
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Annie Proulx can be a bit cranky
some limericks can be a bit wanky
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Annie Proulx can be a bit cranky
some limericks can be a bit wanky
No matter the rhyme
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Annie Proulx can be a bit cranky
some limericks can be a bit wanky
No matter the rhyme
pea soup is good with thyme
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Annie Proulx can be a bit cranky
some limericks can be a bit wanky
No matter the rhyme
pea soup is good with thyme
This limerick is making me get out my hanky.
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Lureen got blonder and blonder
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Lureen got blonder and blonder
it did not make her husband ponder
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Lureen got blonder and blonder
it did not make her husband ponder
LD might approve
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Lureen got blonder and blonder
it did not make her husband ponder
LD might approve
of her desperate move
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Lureen got blonder and blonder
it did not make her husband ponder
LD might approve
of her desperate move
But Jack preferred the wild blue yonder
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Speaking of blue; where's Jack's garment?
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Speaking of blue; where's Jack's garment?
So puzzling, could cause a disbarment
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Speaking of blue; where's Jack's garment?
So puzzling, could cause a disbarment
if a lawyer stole it
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Speaking of blue; where's Jack's garment?
So puzzling, could cause a disbarment
if a lawyer stole it
or tried to extol it
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Speaking of blue; where's Jack's garment?
So puzzling, could cause a disbarment
if a lawyer stole it
or tried to extol it
That lawyer must be a real varmint
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The bear scared off the dumbass mules
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The bear scared off the dumbass mules
and they scattered the food tha fuels
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The bear scared off the dumbass mules
and they scattered the food tha fuels
Nothing left but beans
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The bear scared off the dumbass mules
and they scattered the food that fuels
Nothing left but beans
but Ennis had means
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The bear scared off the dumbass mules
and they scattered the food that fuels
Nothing left but beans
but Ennis had means
He shot an elk - against the rules
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blue jeans, denim jacket and gloves
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Blue jeans, denim jacket and gloves
That's our Jack, whom Ennis loves
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Blue jeans, denim jacket and gloves
That's our Jack, whom Ennis loves
but, Ennis wears that too
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Blue jeans, denim jacket and gloves
That's our Jack, whom Ennis loves
but, Ennis wears that too
oh yes, that's true
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Blue jeans, denim jacket and gloves
That's our Jack, whom Ennis loves
but, Ennis wears that too
oh yes, that's true
that pair, just like turtledoves.
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The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
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The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
each night it made Jack want to curse
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The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
each night it made Jack want to curse
he went to the camp
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The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
each night it made Jack want to curse
he went to the camp
his underpants damp
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The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
each night it made Jack want to curse
he went to the camp
his underpants damp
Had he been a poet, he'd written a verse
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Ennis hated the fire and brimstone crowd
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Ennis hated the fire and brimstone crowd
he spoke his opinion, clear and loud
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Ennis hated the fire and brimstone crowd
he spoke his opinion, clear and loud
they could all go to hell
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Ennis hated the fire and brimstone crowd
he spoke his opinion, clear and loud
they could all go to hell
at the sound of a bell
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Ennis hated the fire and brimstone crowd
he spoke his opinion, clear and loud
they could all go to hell
at the sound of a bell
he thought them too judgemental and proud.
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Aguirre was a real son of a bitch
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Aguirre was a real son of a bitch
seeing Twist made his eye start to twitch
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Aguirre was a real son of a bitch
seeing Twist made his eye start to twitch
He gave him no work
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Aguirre was a real son of a bitch
seeing Twist made his eye start to twitch
He gave him no work
to spy, he would lurk
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Aguirre was a real son of a bitch
seeing Twist made his eye start to twitch
He gave him no work
to spy, he would lurk
He deserved to end up in a ditch
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Ennis was the love of Jack's life
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Ennis was the love of Jack's life
Even more so than Lureen, his wife
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Ennis was the love of Jack's life
Even more so than Lureen, his wife
she found out who Ennis was
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Ennis was the love of Jack's life
Even more so than Lureen, his wife
she found out who Ennis was
it gave her no pause
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Ennis was the love of Jack's life
Even more so than Lureen, his wife
she found out who Ennis was
it gave her no pause
but did cause her plenty of strife
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Jack was the best combine salesman they had
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Jack was the best combine salesman they had
even though customers treated him bad
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Jack was the best combine salesman they had
even though customers treated him bad
they were very rude
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Jack was the best combine salesman they had
even though customers treated him bad
they were very rude
called "a pissant" by that dude
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Jack was the best combine salesman they had
even though customers treated him bad
they were very rude
called "a pissant" by that dude
Lureen heard it, and it made her sad
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Ennis and Jack - in our hearts forever
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Ennis and Jack - in our hearts forever
a bond that no one can sever
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Ennis and Jack - in our hearts forever
a bond that no one can sever
This thing caught us all
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Ennis and Jack - in our hearts forever
a bond that no one can sever
This thing caught us all
held us in a thrall
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Ennis and Jack - in our hearts forever
a bond that no one can sever
This thing caught us all
held us in a thrall
and we'll never let it go, ever
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Jack Twist, he wanted Ennis' cock
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Jack Twist, he wanted Ennis' cock
preferably when it was hard as a rock
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Jack Twist, he wanted Ennis' cock
preferably when it was hard as a rock
he grabbed with both hands
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Jack Twist, he wanted Ennis' cock
preferably when it was hard as a rock
he grabbed with both hands
while his own expands
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Jack Twist, he wanted Ennis' cock
preferably when it was hard as a rock
he grabbed with both hands
while his own expands
and then released into his sock.
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L D Newsome walked sideways like a crab
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L D Newsome walked sideways like a crab
his stomach, Jack wanted to jab
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L D Newsome walked sideways like a crab
his stomach, Jack wanted to jab
Meanest man on earth
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L D Newsome walked sideways like a crab
his stomach, Jack wanted to jab
Meanest man on earth
been that way since birth
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L D Newsome walked sideways like a crab
his stomach, Jack wanted to jab
Meanest man on earth
been that way since birth
Yes we all agree, he was a real scab
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the enigma that is Ennis Del Mar
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The enigma that is Ennis Del Mar
the transmission broke on his car
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The enigma that is Ennis Del Mar
the transmission broke on his car
he turned to Jack Twist
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The enigma that is Ennis Del Mar
the transmission broke on his car
He turned to Jack Twist
whom he couldn't resist
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The enigma that is Ennis Del Mar
the transmission broke on his car
He turned to Jack Twist
whom he couldn't resist
and said "Into the alley, and let me 'get far'!"
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They spent the summer herding sheep
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They spent the summer herding sheep
sneaking to tents where they sleep
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They spent the summer herding sheep
sneaking to tents where they sleep
sheep be damned
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They spent the summer herding sheep
sneaking to tents where they sleep
sheep be damned
Aguirre won't be scammed
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They spent the summer herding sheep
sneaking to tents where they sleep
sheep be damned
Aguirre won't be scammed
the early snow turned into sleet
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They spent the summer herding sheep
sneaking to tents where they sleep
sheep be damned
Aguirre won't be scammed
the early snow turned into sleet
This must be the worst limerick we've ever created!! ::) :laugh:
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This must be the worst limerick we've ever created!! ::) :laugh:
but no limerick deserves to be hated
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This must be the worst limerick we've ever created!! ::) :laugh:
but no limerick deserves to be hated
we must have pity
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This must be the worst limerick we've ever created!! ::) :laugh:
but no limerick deserves to be hated
we must have pity
even though it was shitty
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This must be the worst limerick we've ever created!! ::) :laugh:
but no limerick deserves to be hated
we must have pity
even though it was shitty
and as one of the worst limericks was rated
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Jack & Ennis just laughed at our creation.
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Jack & Ennis just laughed at our creation.
whereas we are mad with frustration
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Jack & Ennis just laughed at our creation.
whereas we are mad with frustration
they ponder our rhymes
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Jack & Ennis just laughed at our creation.
whereas we are mad with frustration
they ponder our rhymes
in their distant climes
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Jack & Ennis just laughed at our creation.
whereas we are mad with frustration
they ponder our rhymes
in their distant climes
and Ennis, while he does castration
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Ennis went out to castrate some calves
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Ennis went out to castrate some calves
when he's done, does he dress them with salves?
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Ennis went out to castrate some calves
when he's done, does he dress them with salves?
All of us wondering
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Ennis went out to castrate some calves
when he's done, does he dress them with salves?
All of us wondering
some of us slumbering
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Ennis went out to castrate some calves
when he's done, does he dress them with salves?
All of us wondering
some of us slumbering
good thing he doesn't cut them in halves
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Ennis just wanted a good fuck
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Ennis just wanted a good fuck
but so far, he'd been out of luck
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Ennis just wanted a good fuck
but so far, he'd been out of luck
for Jack was away
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Ennis just wanted a good fuck
but so far, he'd been out of luck
for Jack was away
from June to May
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Ennis just wanted a good fuck
but so far, he'd been out of luck
for Jack was away
from June to May
so with Alma he would be stuck
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The dumbass mules scattered the food
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The dumbass mules scattered the food
which affected Ennis Del Mar's mood
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The dumbass mules scattered the food
which affected Ennis Del Mar's mood
came back to the camp
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The dumbass mules scattered the food
which affected Ennis Del Mar's mood
came back to the camp
his feelings quite damp
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The dumbass mules scattered the food
which affected Ennis Del Mar's mood
came back to the camp
his feelings quite damp
He didn't want anything, just brood
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Jack's urges were starting to rise
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Jack's urges were starting to rise
he thought of Ennis in terms of size
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Jack's urges were starting to rise
he thought of Ennis in terms of size
he started to drool
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Jack's urges were starting to rise
he thought of Ennis in terms of size
he started to drool
like a horny fool
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Jack's urges were starting to rise
he thought of Ennis in terms of size
he started to drool
like a horny fool
and felt trembles run up his thighs
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Their groceries were brought by the Basque
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Their groceries were brought by the Basque
who shopped while wearing a mask
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Their groceries were brought by the Basque
who shopped while wearing a mask
coz he was scared
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Their groceries were brought by the Basque
who shopped while wearing a mask
coz he was scared
of decisions impaired
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Their groceries were brought by the Basque
who shopped while wearing a mask
coz he was scared
of decisions impaired
that's why he couldn't perform his task
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I wonder what the boys thought of kittens
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I wonder what the boys thought of kittens
gave them as much thought as they did mittens
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I wonder what the boys thought of kittens
gave them as much thought as they did mittens
kittens are cuter
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I wonder what the boys thought of kittens
gave them as much thought as they did mittens
kittens are cuter
but they you must neuter
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I wonder what the boys thought of kittens
gave them as much thought as they did mittens
kittens are cuter
but they you must neuter
you never do that with britons
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Our Chuckie wrote many a post
On a forum with another host
Always so friendly and kind
Eased many a worried mind
200 000 posts, would reach from coast to coast!
:-* :-* :-*
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:laugh:
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Sason follows all of my posts
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Sason follows all of my posts
I'm a fan of yours - more than most!
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Sason follows all of my posts
I'm a fan of yours - more than most!
she always replies
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Sason follows all of my posts
I'm a fan of yours - more than most!
she always replies
always very wise
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Sason follows all of my posts
I'm a fan of yours - more than most!
she always replies
always very wise
except for when she brags and boasts!
*runs from Sonja*
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Sonja is mad and runs after Chuck
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Sonja is mad and runs after Chuck
but she trips and she falls in the muck
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Sonja is mad and runs after Chuck
but she trips and she falls in the muck
e4rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(contribution by kittie Sesam ;D)
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Sonja is mad and runs after Chuck
but she trips and she falls in the muck
she gets up again
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Sonja is mad and runs after Chuck
but she trips and she falls in the muck
she gets up again
but she just can not win
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Sonja is mad and runs after Chuck
but she trips and she falls in the muck
she gets up again
but she just can not win
Oh yes she does, coz she has all the luck!
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Chuck is defeated, and clutches his pearls
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Chuck is defeated, and clutches his pearls
Sonja is shocked, falls over and hurls
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Chuck is defeated, and clutches his pearls
Sonja is shocked, falls over and hurls
But Sonja gets up
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Chuck is defeated, and clutches his pearls
Sonja is shocked, falls over and hurls
But Sonja gets up
washes out her cup
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Chuck is defeated, and clutches his pearls
Sonja is shocked, falls over and hurls
But Sonja gets up
washes out her cup
then hugs and kisses her kittie girls
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Jack and Ennis spend time in their tent
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Jack and Ennis spend time in their tent
tired next morning - all night flexed and bent
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Jack and Ennis spend time in their tent
tired next morning - all night flexed and bent
and the sheep, they did stray
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Jack and Ennis spend time in their tent
tired next morning - all night flexed and bent
and the sheep, they did stray
no time to roll in the hay
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Jack and Ennis spend time in their tent
tired next morning - all night flexed and bent
and the sheep, they did stray
no time to roll in the hay
way too fast their love-y summer went
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We welcome Wojtek, new player in the thread
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We welcome Wojtek, new player in the thread
we hope you can get limericks in your head
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We welcome Wojtek, new player in the thread
we hope you can get limericks in your head
it's a lot of fun
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We welcome Wojtek, new player in the thread
we hope you can get limericks in your head
it's a lot of fun
and it's second to none
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We welcome Wojtek, new player in the thread
we hope you can get limericks in your head
it's a lot of fun
and it's second to none
Now it's time for me to go to bed
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In the tent, Jack had Ennis by the balls
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In the tent, Jack had Ennis by the balls
they surely didn't need no mating calls
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In the tent, Jack had Ennis by the balls
they surely didn't need no mating calls
Jack grabbed Ennis tight
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In the tent, Jack had Ennis by the balls
they surely didn't need no mating calls
Jack grabbed Ennis tight
went at it all night
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In the tent, Jack had Ennis by the balls
they surely didn't need no mating calls
Jack grabbed Ennis tight
went at it all night
drowning out the persistent mountain squalls
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Ennis woke up, covered in sweat
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Ennis woke up, covered in sweat
thinking of Jack, all warm and wet
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Ennis woke up, covered in sweat
thinking of Jack, all warm and wet
Ennis was rock hard
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Ennis woke up, covered in sweat
thinking of Jack, all warm and wet
Ennis was rock hard
didn't want the night marred
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Ennis woke up, covered in sweat
thinking of Jack, all warm and wet
Ennis was rock hard
didn't want the night marred
So he grabbed Jack and took what he could get!
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They started untangle them chilean sheep
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They started untangle them chilean sheep
It took long and they lost out on sleep
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They started untangle them chilean sheep
It took long and they lost out on sleep
But when they were done
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They started untangle them chilean sheep
It took long and they lost out on sleep
But when they were done
the night became fun
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They started untangle them chilean sheep
It took long and they lost out on sleep
But when they were done
the night became fun
They dove into each other fast and deep
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Aguirre was watching the camp
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Aguirre was watching the camp
he used binoculars, no lamp
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Aguirre was watching the camp
he used binoculars, no lamp
He liked what he saw
Manly action quite raw
That the front of his pants became damp.
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Oh snap! BBP jumped in!!!
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At night in the tent, Jack was hard
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At night in the tent, Jack was hard
Something Ennis could not disregard
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At night in the tent, Jack was hard
Something Ennis could not disregard
He grabbed Jack real tight
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At night in the tent, Jack was hard
Something Ennis could not disregard
He grabbed Jack real tight
Took him without a fight
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At night in the tent, Jack was hard
Something Ennis could not disregard
He grabbed Jack real tight
Took him without a fight
the action did catch Jack off-guard
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The boys went up the mountain to herd
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The boys went up the mountain to herd
and Ennis rarely ever spoke a word
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The boys went up the mountain to herd
and Ennis rarely ever spoke a word
until his tongue loosened up
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The boys went up the mountain to herd
and Ennis rarely ever spoke a word
until his tongue loosened up
after a whiskey-filled cup
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The boys went up the mountain to herd
and Ennis rarely ever spoke a word
until his tongue loosened up
after a whiskey-filled cup
then he told things Jack never before had heard
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Alma waited for Ennis to come home
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Alma waited for Ennis to come home
but he had packed his toothbrush and his comb
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Alma waited for Ennis to come home
but he had packed his toothbrush and his comb
he was gone for a while
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Alma waited for Ennis to come home
but he had packed his toothbrush and his comb
he was gone for a while
giving Jack a smile
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Alma waited for Ennis to come home
but he had packed his toothbrush and his comb
he was gone for a while
giving Jack a smile
while out on Brokeback they did roam
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Jenny was having a running nose
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Jenny was having a running nose
Alma had no tissues for the blows
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Jenny was having a running nose
Alma had no tissues for the blows
But Ennis stepped up
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Jenny was having a running nose
Alma had no tissues for the blows
But Ennis stepped up
and pulled out a cup
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Jenny was having a running nose
Alma had no tissues for the blows
But Ennis stepped up
and pulled out a cup
which was big enough to hold the flows
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Jack wanted to lick Ennis' chest
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Jack wanted to lick Ennis' chest
he considered better than the rest
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Jack wanted to lick Ennis' chest
he considered better than the rest
so he wet his lips
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Jack wanted to lick Ennis' chest
he considered better than the rest
so he wet his lips
sucked his nipple tips
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Jack wanted to lick Ennis' chest
he considered better than the rest
so he wet his lips
sucked his nipple tips
which made Ennis shout "That's the best!"
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The boys warmed each other in the tent
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The boys warmed each other in the tent
They didn't know where the night went
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The boys warmed each other in the tent
They didn't know where the night went
They held each other
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The boys warmed each other in the tent
They didn't know where the night went
They held each other
Not enough syllables, you need one more.
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Not enough syllables, you need one more
Counting syllables is a real chore
(they - held - each- oth - er = 5)
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The boys warmed each other in the tent
They didn't know where the night went
They held each other
through the cold weather
Not enough syllables, you need one more
Counting syllables is a real chore
that line don's sound right
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The boys warmed each other in the tent
They didn't know where the night went
They held each other
through the cold weather :o :o :o :o
In the morning they both were spent
Not enough syllables, you need one more
Counting syllables is a real chore
that line don's sound right
your "rhyme" is a blight
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Not enough syllables, you need one more
Counting syllables is a real chore
that line don's sound right
your "rhyme" is a blight
so then don't post here anymore!
*runs from Sonja!*
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Sonja runs after Chuck, kicking his ass
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Sonja runs after Chuck, kicking his ass
but Chuck stops, so she runs right past
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Sonja runs after Chuck, kicking his ass
but Chuck stops, so she runs right past
Chuck's rhyme is way off
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Sonja runs after Chuck, kicking his ass
but Chuck stops, so she runs right past
Chuck's rhyme is way off
at her comments check does scoff
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Sonja runs after Chuck, kicking his ass
but Chuck stops, so she runs right past
Chuck's rhyme is way off
at her comments check does scoff
now Chuck's meter and own name are like a morass!
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The thread topic is Brokeback, not Chuck
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The thread topic is Brokeback, not Chuck
Chuck should change the topic, coz now we're stuck
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The thread topic is Brokeback, not Chuck
Chuck should change the topic, coz now we're stuck
so stop posting my name
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The thread topic is Brokeback, not Chuck
Chuck should change the topic, coz now we're stuck
so stop posting my name
I am not to blame!
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The thread topic is Brokeback, not Chuck
Chuck should change the topic, coz now we're stuck
so stop posting my name
I am not to blame!
Would you two please stop bickering cuz no one around here gives a f*ck!
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New admins should stick to slaying spammers