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Title: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 01:57:06 am
Welcome to the BetterMost Chez Tremblay Performance of

Broken Arsed Mountain

The majority of the canonical parts have been filled, and the rest will be filled as we get closer to the time (the ones in blue).

CAST & CREW CREDITS (in Order of Appearance)
Available parts listed in blue.  No auditions required.  You can notify welliwont by PM to be added to the cast & crew list.

Director - Jane (welliwont, formerly JakeTwist)
Raymille's Sycophantic Assistant - Clarissa (Ellemeno)
Casting Director – Jane
Props Magician - Anke (Pipedream)
Sheep Wrangler - Milli (Lucise Indapaddock)
Production Psychologists - Statler & Waldorf
Script Girl  - Mandy (littleguitar)
Continuity Director - Jane
Blades of Grass - Ray
The Wind - Clarissa
Cat Stevens - Himself
Semi-Truck Driver - Melinda (Sashca1007)
High Priestess - Meryl
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director - Celeste (YaadPyar)
Ennis – Laura (LauraGigs)
Jack - Daniel
Jack's Pants - Melinda
The Ledge - Ray
The Train - Courtney (cmr107)
Jack's Cigarette - Barb
Aguirre – Lee (Front-Ranger)
Tootie – Courtney
Elizabeth - Chantelle (FuzzyChanny)
Ballet Interlude Queen - Victoria
Waitress - Judy
The Basque - RouxB
Cigar Butt - Melinda
Horse With Low Startle Point – Jenny (newyearsday)
Sheep Dog (Blue Heeler) - Leslie (MaineWriter)
Mika, The Musical Dumbass Mule - Mikaela
Dumbass Mule #27 - David (TheStudDuck!)
Peeing Sheep - Becky
The Fly – Barb
The Moon - Amanda (atz75)
The Sun - Amanda (atz75)
Owl Olivia - Anke
Owl Oscar - Anke
Owl Olli - Anke
Jiminy Cricket - Ray
Terry Cloth, Ennis's Warsh Rag - Alec (alec716)
The Bear – Scott M. (moremojo)
Young Whiskey Bottle - Eric
The Elk - Becky
The Harmonica - RouxB
Jack's Body Butter - Nicky (SaucyCobblers)
e-Bay Trader - ?
Ennis's Stick During Water Walkin' Jesus - Barbara (goadra)
The Spit In Ennis's Hand - Melinda
In-Genius Coyote - Louise
Guy Raphaelson (Marketing Advisor) - Daniel
Chilean Sheepherder #1 – Lee
Chilean Sheepherder #2 - Lynne
The Hailstone That Lands In Ennis's Hat - JennyC
The Disappearing Log - Courtney
Snow - Mel (nakymaton)
The Rearview Mirror On Jack's Truck - Nipith (starboardlight)
Alma - Geri (Arad-3)
The Jolly Minister (Ennis & Alma’s wedding) - Isabelle
Juniper, The Wedding Planner (Terry Cloth & Owlma’s wedding) – Milli (Lucise)
The Toboggan - Courtney
Timmy - Meryl
The Bull - Mel
Jimbo - Scott M.
Bartender in Jimbo scene - j. U. d. E.
Announcer in Jimbo scene - Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson - Natali (Opinionista) & Alec
Bimbo, Jimbo's Lady - DeeDee
Ennis' Perky-print Jammy Bottoms - Melinda
Vicks VapoRub - Alec
Biker #1 - Mel
Biker #2 - Meryl
Monroe – Mikaela
Announcer In Lureen’s Barrel Racing Scene - Cher
Cher - Alec
Lureen - Lee
Sleepy The Narcoleptic Bull - Mel
Bartender In Lureen Scene -
Cher’s Pasties – DeeDee
Random Heifer #1 - Daniel
Random Heifer #2 - Daniel
Singer – Sarah (henrypie)
Alma Jr. - Marleen (Cameron)
Jenny -
Poor Bobby – RouxB
Fayette Newsome - Barbara
L.D. Newsome – Kelda
Laurel Sparta - Daniel
Cauk Brothers - Geri
Best Boy - Lee
Assistant To The 2nd Unit Assistant Director – Leslie (coffeecat33)
K.E. Del Mar -
Clear Slick - Lee
Phantom of the Film - Daniel
Farmer #1 (“pissant”) – Lee
Farmer #2 -
Divorce Judge -
Jack's Lower Lip When He Does That Tongue Thing - Lynne
Mexican Prostitute - Meryl
Cassie – Kelda
Western Dancer -
LaShawn Malone – Lynne
Randall Malone - Jane
Carl – Chrissi (Penthesilea)
Jack's Mother - Celeste
Old Man Twist - Jane
Jack's boyhood bedroom window - RouxB

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Our Fabulous Former Cast Members
They took the part, and for a brief time, made it their own

Young Ennis, jumping out of truck in Signal - Brandon (who introduced the infamous apple)
Young Jack - Courtney
Young Ennis, looking up at Jack from the river, meeting the Basque, chasing the mules, the made-up shooting lesson, finding the bananas, and the first attempt at cooking them - Courtney
Aguirre – David
Alma – first Lee, then Milli
Producer - Chris (cHrIs sLaYeRs)
Casting Director - Clarissa
Young Ennis - DeeDee
Lureen - Ray
Director Emeritus – Ray (Director Raymille)
Young Jack - Daniel
Ennis – Louise
Alma Jr. - Becky
Jenny - Courtney
Lureen - shared by DeeDee & Daniel
Older Jack - Leslie
Older Ennis - DeeDee, Leslie


For a synopsis of the plot thus far
Chapter One (posts 1 through ?) - http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=3353.msg74162#msg74162
Chapter Two (posts ? through ?) - http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=3353.msg105720#msg105720
Chapter Three - http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=3353.msg105799#msg105799
Chapter Four - http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=3353.msg105822#msg105822
Title: Re: THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 01:58:28 am
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Title: Re: THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 01:59:01 am
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Title: Re: THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 02:00:18 am
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Title: Re: THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 02:01:24 am
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Title: Re: THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 02:02:23 am
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Title: Re: THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 02:03:42 am
     
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Title: Re: THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 02:09:15 am
=ACTION!=(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/ClapBoard.jpg)
FOR REAL!!!!!  THIS IS NOT A REHEARSAL!!!!!

=Director Notes=  **ASIDES**  ((MOVEMENT))  %%THOUGHTS%%

Stage directions:    

* The timeline of the film is to be followed.  As we have discussed at length, EVERY beat of every frame is significant.  Every detail of every beat is open to comment.  You can describe/ be the voice/ explain the presence/ post a picture of a blade of grass if it is relevant to that moment in time.

* Only the Actors playing the characters can speak that character’s dialogue.  You may wish to stick completely with the original script, or you may wish to be creative.  You don’t have to say much, as long as you get your point across! Those without speaking parts may create extra roles should it be in keeping with the time line.  For example; someone may decide that a muttering cleaner with a mop may be a necessary addition to the wedding scene to clean up the orange juice that cousin Fred’s bratty child spilt all over the floor.

* Anyone may comment at anytime about the nuances of the current moment being played out in the timeline.  All the threads that have been created over the past six months will come into play.  You may wish to highlight the Ying and Yang of the moment, or the Lines Visualised.  It may be an opportunity to halt proceedings to pay Cult homage to the presence of water, or the immaculate disappearance of a log of wood.  Meryl and Celeste are on hand as the Grande Cult Poobears and Overseers.  Perhaps you just want to add a time relevant inspired poem or picture or limerick or ABCs observation.  Perhaps you might offer some trivia relating to Things you didn’t know about cowboys!  Or maybe simply quote a passage from Annie’s book.

* All ASIDE COMMENTS are to be enclosed in **   **.   For example: Should Jack wish to comment on Alma’s frumpy dress upon meeting her, but doesn’t wish for her to hear and be offended, he might offer the audience     **That dress looks like it used to hold potatoes**

* All THOUGHTS are to be enclosed in %%    %%.  For example:  Should the other shoppers at Randle’s store wish to comment on their annoyance at Alma Jr smashing nuts all over the floor, they might offer      %% There’s a perfect example of the necessity of birth control! %%

* All MOVEMENTS are to be enclosed in ((   )).  For example:  Should Aguire be reaching for the telephone, the Actor, (StudDuck), might type   ((Reaches with the hand adorned with big hideous blue ring to lift the phone receiver))

* All Director or Assistant Director notes are to be enclosed in =   =.  For example: Should Lucise Indapaddock wish to tell one of her sheep that its guts is spread too far away from it’s (pretend) dead carcass, she might post       =Pull your gall bladder in about six inches=                               
*NOTE:  No animals will be hurt in the making of this production!

* The action cannot continue until the relevant lines have been delivered.  For example:  Should Earl want to show his ripped off dick as soon as possible, he must wait for that moment in the timeline.  He cannot just go flashing it about willy nilly out of sequence. Should an Actor be away from the boards for a period of time and their line is next,  we CANNOT proceed and must fill in the silence with relevant posts for that moment.  Should said Actor chose to appoint an understudy, the proxy must note at the top of the post {Today the part of blahblah will be played by ....}   If no understudy is appointed, we may have to discuss the wind blowing outside the trailer until the actor returns and delivers their line or performs their gesture. Once a scene has been played out there’s no going back!  Comments may be added, but you cannot then include a suddenly remembered tabogganing moment when the scene involves kicking a biker’s teeth in, unless you can make it relevant to THAT moment in time.

* Everyone is encouraged to dress up and post a picture of the movement they are trying to portray, highlighting what WE have got that THEY haven’t got!  Perhaps you just wish to post a picture of the original actors in that scene.

Have fun everyone!  We all know this film back to front.  Now act your arses off!

BREAK A LEG! BREAK A LEG! BREAK A LEG!  BREAK A LEG! BREAK A LEG! BREAK A LEG!




Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 02:21:42 am
%%I wonder if anybody else is feeling opening night jitters?%%  <-------My thoughts

((Elle stickies this thread))  <------- My movement

**How did I do so far on notation, Boss**  <------ My aside to Mr. Raymille
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 02:35:54 am
Lights dim, and cue:

[birds chirping]
[children chattering]  %Uh oh, Mr. Raymille won't like the sound of children chattering.%%

http://www.focusfeatures.com/home.php
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 02:37:14 am
**My word I have a brilliant crew!  You are a star so far Ms Elle-effen-meno!  Yes the Final Rehearsal can go now. Now where the bloody hell is Mandy?**

((Cups hands to mouth and whispers VERY loudly))  ="MAAAAAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYYY!!!!!"=

%%I swear ACTORS GIVE ME GAS!%%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 02:39:18 am
** I believe it's 3am Mandy's time, Mr. Raymille, sir.**

** Shall I get a Labrador retriever, Sir?**

%%Will they get my joke?  A LABRADOR retriever, to retrieve Mandy in Labrador.%%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 02:45:04 am
**Hahahahahaaha.......I didn't...............! Well let's make like blades of grass until the precious ACTOR wakes from her beauty sleep!**

Blade Grass: "Ooooooo this morning dew is freezing my tips off!  I am feeling so forlawn!"
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 02:54:31 am
:
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 03:00:16 am
((Elle-Effen'-Meno croons the Cat Stevens tune "The Wind" for the waiting audience's enjoyment))
** I listen to the wind
To the wind of my soul
Where I'll end up well I think,
Only God really knows
I've sat upon the setting sun
But never, never never never
I never wanted water once
No, never, never, never**

((Elle continues her wind-honoring medley, mournfully serenades with Kansas's "Dust in the Wind"))
**I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind

[Now] Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind.**


((ElleFmeno bows hurriedly and ducks off stage))
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: vkm91941 on June 19, 2006, 03:06:44 am
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Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumière on June 19, 2006, 03:06:49 am

**
Mister Director - actors DO need to get their beauty sleep -
That's why Mandy cannot be aroused at this time ...(as in, Do Not Disturb her rest)..  ::)

Hehe, I hope Lucise Indapaddock's scrawny behind will be awake and ready when the sheep are headed up to Broken Arsed!   :-\

So far, the Bexalata/Pipedream production is looking good!  :D

**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 03:09:26 am
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Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 03:10:17 am
%% Music! We need music! %%  ;D
                     
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 03:16:50 am
%%Wow, How did that fabulous Mr. Raymille get the face of the artist formerly known as Cat Stevens up in the Riverton sky?%%

((Elle continues her wind-a-thon with Bob Seger's "Against the Wind,"))
**It seems like yesterday
But it was long ago
Janey was lovely, she was the queen of my nights
There in the darkness with the radio playlng low
And the secrets that we shared
The mountains that we moved
Caught like a wildfire out of control
Till there was nothing left to burn and nothing left to prove

Against the wind
We were runnin against the wind
We were young and strong, we were runnin
Against the wind**

((Elle cuts it short, not wild about the song, goes and copies "Candle in the Wind."))


**And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 03:20:46 am
** I have a magical Editing Crew!   (http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Moviereel.jpg) **
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: vkm91941 on June 19, 2006, 03:27:41 am
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Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 03:28:32 am
((Elle gets out her harmonica and begins Bob Dylan's "Blowin' in the Wind"))
**How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man ? [Ennis walking with his little paper bag]
...
Yes, how many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea ? [As long as we can ride it, ain't no reins on this one.]
...
Yes, how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free ? [ :( ]
...
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: vkm91941 on June 19, 2006, 03:33:59 am
Sunrise in Wyoming

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Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 03:36:02 am
%%Wow, beautiful sunrise!  It even has Focus Features bubbles in it.%%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Sheyne on June 19, 2006, 03:43:19 am
**This is Jimbo, checking in, putting my ugly face on, propping up the bar, waiting for my cue**..

((protracted exhale))

((sips beer))

%%decides face isn't quite ugly enough%%... ((borrows mask in likeness of George W Bush))

 ;D
Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 04:08:33 am


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= To be stored in Costume and Make up =
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 04:17:05 am
= To be stored in Costume and Make up =

((Elle wretches suddenly into her popcorn cup.))
Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 06:56:39 am
=    =Director's Instruction=   **ASIDE**    ((MOVEMENT))   %% THOUGHT%%      =
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 19, 2006, 08:54:59 am
TRUCK DRIVER:


%% "Signal."  The only word this fella has spoke since I asked him where he was headed... and that was a long ways back.  Only got the one look at 'im, right into his face...  right then and there I knew two things at oncet---  one, he's the best-lookin', sexiest son-of-a-gun I've seen this side of the moon, and  two, if this guy even suspects what I'm thinkin'....  he'd make sure I didn't live to tell about it. %%

"Right up here okay?"

(( pulls truck to a stop long enough to let Ennis jump out, paper bag in hand ))


%% Shoot!  Much as I wish he wasn't walkin' away....  it sure is a purty sight watchin' 'im do it...   I reckon I might pull over to the side of the road fer a whal...   give it some thought. %%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 10:55:20 am

** Just to let you folks know: Security on set is very tight indeed! We do everything here to make our precious actors feel save. The first trespasser has been shot this morning. Please note: there is no messing or trespassing on Anke Spanky's film set! Don't even try! **  

8)

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Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 11:06:57 am
%% OMG  I think I've stuffed  the whole Younger/Older Ying/Yang Heckle/Jeckle thing up.....!  Okay, look like you meant it... breath....stay calm.....%%

**ehehe...Hi everyone, I was calling Mandy earlier to get her to help with making sure Brandon was ready!  Won't be long now**

((Grinds teeth, pushes Stage Manager's microphone to mouth))


=BRAAAAAANDOOOONNNNNN!!!=
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: dmmb_Mandy on June 19, 2006, 11:10:05 am
**Hehehe, this is so cute. Brandon should be here soon. He just had to run up to the store. BTW, DavidinH, can't wait to cuddle with ya on the mountain later ;)**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 11:18:41 am

** Sheep trainer Lucise Indappadock has just gotten into his official car and is on his way to the "Broken Arsed Mountain" set. Should be here soon. **
  :)

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Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 11:22:19 am

** And our security staff is just dealing with some mad fans who want autographs from Ray. Don't worry, we have everything under control! ** 
  8)

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Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: David on June 19, 2006, 11:23:10 am
** BTW, DavidinH, can't wait to cuddle with ya on the mountain later ;)**

**Mandy, would love to cuddle with ya, but I'm OLDER Jack.  I think we fight alot until I get killed.  :(**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: dmmb_Mandy on June 19, 2006, 11:31:00 am
**Mandy, would love to cuddle with ya, but I'm OLDER Jack.  I think we fight alot until I get killed.  :(**

**Yeah, and I'm OLDER Ennis. Remember that scene in the tent when they're asleep and cuddling? Before they fight.  ;D**

**Question for the director: Ray, when exactly will we consider young Ennis as older Ennis? Since the age increases progressively.**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: newyearsday on June 19, 2006, 11:39:41 am
**if I might add my two cents in, I'd say it's after the post-divorce-rejection of Jack, and after the Mexico trip. Ever-things different after that. **
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 19, 2006, 11:40:08 am
** David, since we will be working OH, so closely together  ;D as Jack and his pants.....may I ask something personal?  Just exactly how much do I need to expand my waistband for 'Older Jack'?  Don't worry, I can do it--  I've been practicing my numerous expansions in the fly area (tent scenes, reunion scene- yep, even in the kitchen in front of Alma- ... sittin' on the log hearing Ennis practically begging for an opportunity to sin  ;)....  let's just say that from the second Jack spots Ennis in front of Aguirre's trailer, these pants here have a lot o' 'fly area expanding' and 'draping across the sides of trucks' comin' up.  Not to mention some hasty unbuckling.**   :o
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumière on June 19, 2006, 11:58:06 am
** Sheep trainer Lucise Indappadock has just gotten into her official car and is on her way to the "Broken Arsed Mountain" set. Should be here soon. **  :)


**  Lucise Indapaddock is here at last, onset, reporting for duty!  **   :D

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/amos_sheepHerder.gif)

** I swear on the bollocks of my finest sheep, this set is something else.  Wow!  **

%% I didn't know that this Ray fellow is that famous!  Look at all these people raising hell here,
just to get his autograph  :o.  OMG - I can't believe I am actually on the set of Broken Arsed!!
Who knew I'd come this far?  Damn, small country hick like me!  Wow! 
Think of all the girls who'll be begging to marry me now...hehehehehe...
Shit!  Focus, Lucise!  FOCUS!  Look serious!! %%

** Here is a little problem we encountered few days ago after I contacted the Director:  **

Yeehaw!  First problem we have is that the peeing sheep is taking its bladder to South Wales for a bloody week!  Control your flock will ya?!  PM her and arrange something!  I don't know that we will get to her part straight away anyhooooo!  But if we do, we will have to fill in some of the scenery until she gets back.  Or perhaps you have some other amazing sheep who can do some fill in tricks until she reports in!  BLOODY ACTORS!

** But I am glad to say that the situation is under control!  :D **


Sure thing.  I just tried to get a hold of Peeing Sheep's agent and all she said was that she was burned out and was taking some time off with her in-laws in Wales.  I know it is abit inconvenient, but it won't be too hard to get another sheep with a bladder problem.

We already have another actor interested in the job.  Here he is:

(http://www.mediatinker.com/blog/images/sheep.jpg)

He is an experienced actor, and he claims that he can pee on cue.  He peed 3 times at my request, so I know that he is not lying.  Plus, with a little 'make-up', we can make him appear to be a she.

I am sure this will work out.
Thank you.

Yours,
L.I.

** So as you can see, we have already been very busy!!  **

%% Gotta prove to these people that I am the bestest goddamn Sheep Trainer EVER!!   
OMG - Momma must be so proud o' me right now!!   :D  %%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumière on June 19, 2006, 12:16:17 pm
** OMG!!  What is this pissant doing??  >:(  >:(
Could I get some assistance here please?  Where is Ms Spanky?
We have lost 2 sheep because this idiot has dyed them!!   >:(
I turn my back for 2 minutes and some idiot starts messing about ...

--Hey dude!  If I get fired, you're gonna get it buddy!!  >:(**



(http://www.geelongartsalliance.org/blue_sheep/sheep_two.jpg)


%% Stay calm Lucise!  There must be a way of washing dye off sheep!
Gotta do that before the Director comes this way!  Jeez ....%%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 19, 2006, 12:30:20 pm
** Aw, now Lucise, don't you worry...we ALL know how to get blue paint brands wore off...  you just gotta busy yourself in a tent with a hot-lookin', rain-soaked sheepherder...  and wait it out! **   :D
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumière on June 19, 2006, 12:30:42 pm
** I swear, this set is amazing!  Water fountain for the sheep!   :D
Oh wow!  There is only 1 water fountain in my lil town and it is only available for use on Christmas and New year's day!
Oh wow!  :D  **



(http://www.office-humour.net/includes/images/items/2005/01/2650.jpg)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumière on June 19, 2006, 12:35:50 pm
** Aw, now Lucise, don't you worry...we ALL know how to get blue paint brands wore off...  you just gotta busy yourself in a tent with a hot-lookin', rain-soaked sheepherder...  and wait it out! **   :D

%% Well, I did say that dude was gonna get it, dint I?  ;)  %%

** Errrrr...well, thank you!  I'm making some progress.  I have managed to warsh 1 of the 2 sheep
and he is pale blue now, so I hope I can get 'em back to normal.  :-\  **


Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 12:56:43 pm
** Don't worry about the sheep! There's thousands of them! **   ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Sheep.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on June 19, 2006, 01:01:07 pm
%%  Now that I have managed to warsh them clean,  I better sit here quietly and watch all the others more
carefully this time ..%%

%% Maybe I could just doze off for few moments, I'm so tired from all the excitement and lack of sleep...
(( Lucise I. slips into sweet sleep ... and starts dreaming .....))

%%  Cripes!  All my sheep are blue!  :o  %%
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/blue_sheep.jpg)

.............................

%%  I think I am a closet case, but damn! they are hot!!  :D   %%
(http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/mirror/mar2004/4/7/000628A7-5B2A-1059-8E4B80C328EC0000.jpg)

......................

%%  Crap!! Not bloody blue sheep again!!!  >:(   %%
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/blue_sheep_image.jpg)
%%

(( Lucise wakes up!  Panting, agitated ...))


** O boy!  I need to stay awake.  Cant have any more distractions! **

%% Holy shit!  What a hot dream!  Well aside from the blue sheep everywhere part....
Gotta get some water to drink or som'thing!  %%


Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumière on June 19, 2006, 01:03:03 pm
** Don't worry about the sheep! There's thousands of them! **   ;D

** Thank you Ms Spanky!  I got that situation under control now!
I managed to warsh everything off the sheep!  :)  **


%% Hope that dream doesn't show on my face...or else where for that matter ...  :-\  %%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 01:13:24 pm

** You won't have much work with them, as they have already learned their dialogue! Only some of them have strong Bavarian accents. But I'm sure you can deal with that... **   ;D

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: EnnisDelMar on June 19, 2006, 01:13:38 pm
*ahem*

"Thanks for the ride..." %shit. Can't believe I left my damn apple in there..%




(Am I doing this right??)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumière on June 19, 2006, 01:45:20 pm
** You won't have much work with them, as they have already learned their dialogue! Only some of them have strong Bavarian accents. But I'm sure you can deal with that... **   ;D

** I can work with all sheep ma'am! 
And no worries, their accents are real perty! 
I am looking forward to having the new Bavarian actors in the flock! 
These young bucks here are just dying to meet the Bavarian ewes! :)**


(http://www.semyan.com/Post14/Images/Dscn9228.jpg)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 19, 2006, 01:59:02 pm
TRUCK DRIVER-

"Sure thing."


** 20 minutes later...**

%% Damn!  I was plannin' to SAVE this apple that feller left in here....but now it's kinda soggy-like...what with all my lickin' on it ...and all....  lemme think on this just a little more... %%   ::)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 03:56:10 pm
YeeHaw!!!!!, the first lines of dialogue have begun.  This is so exciting!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 19, 2006, 04:03:59 pm
** CONGRATULATIONS My Sweet Elle-Effen'-Meno on your 1000 posts!  Well, 1001 now...   ;D    big day for the two peas in a pod...I just became a senior citizen ranch hand! **
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: newyearsday on June 19, 2006, 04:12:29 pm
**NICE new avatar, Jack's Fuckin' Pants!!**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 19, 2006, 04:20:02 pm
**Why, thank you, Low Startle Point!  We'll be gettin' real close, real soon.  Just thought I should show my Pants-Self off for the occasion....  DANG, I look good.  Whew!**

%%  Can't quit staring at myself...   and when L.S.P. Jenny addresses me as 'Jack's Fuckin' Pants', her new name for me....I get all tingly....   ::)%%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 04:27:30 pm

%% Has Ennis decided yet whether or not to go over to Aguirre's trailer? He better hurry up. The train is on it's way! %%
   ;)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00003733.jpg)


Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: vkm91941 on June 19, 2006, 04:32:51 pm
**Hi Y'all this is the very trusting ,very young, Alma Beers here.  As yet unseen, only mentioned, sitting by the window waiting and dreamin for my man to come home from the Mountain with his pockets full o' cash so WE can get married.  I'm so naive that I hope he has a friend up there so it won't be so lonesome for him.**


(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/bmmelbournephotoshoot_008.jpg)

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 04:36:09 pm
"Damn, I love this jacket."
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 04:37:44 pm

%% Darn it. The set crew is falling asleep already because young Ennis hasn't shown up yet! Got lost in Signal, hunh? Where's the director?? %%

 ???

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00008178.jpg)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: vkm91941 on June 19, 2006, 04:40:54 pm
%% Oh Mr Raymille sir, don't you think maybe we're needin some understudies for all major roles?  Just a suggestion your most regal and superior directorness, whatever you decide will of course be the PERFECT decision. %%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: RouxB on June 19, 2006, 04:53:53 pm
Aguirre,

Would ya please call me when yer fixin' to drop the boys at the jump off?

Thanks,

The Basque
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 19, 2006, 04:58:50 pm
** Victoria, I was thinking the same thing--  MR. RAYMILLE!  Could we maybe have some designated intermissions for the purpose of restroom breaks or getting some actual sleep?  We all need to be on call at all times for our many scenes (I think Horny-Fly Barb is in EVERY scene  ;) )  but we all can't stay awake forever!  I originally was thinking, like Vic, that we should have understudies....but then I got to thinkin'... I might beeotch-slap anybody tryin' to take my PANTS away from me (I've grown somewhat attached  ;D ).  I don't think we'll have any trouble filling in the time and space between one line (or action) and the next--  it's taken us all day for Ennis to get out of the truck, and look how many posts there are!  It just keeps getting richer and richer.  All I'm sayin' is....  step  away  from  the  PANTS!!  (Okay, feel 'em up all you want, just don't take 'em away from me  ;D ) **
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumière on June 19, 2006, 05:01:27 pm
=  Hey get back here at once!
You can't just leave now!  I know that things are lil quiet this minute, but we have to get up to
Broken Arsed very soon!   >:(   Git back here this minute! Stop the bloody car!!  =



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/sheep_in_car.jpg)

%% Bloody impatient sheep!!!  >:(  %%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: newyearsday on June 19, 2006, 05:10:46 pm
**LSP Horse here, putting in my two bits--er--cents:

I agree that we oughta either have designated times for rest and for "play." I don't want anyone to have my part though! ((spins around and stomps feet a little)). Maybe we can have an agreed upon time period for waiting until an understudy has to step in--like 3 hours or something? Or are we just talking about understudies for the major roles? I know I'm a pretty important metaphor and look damn purdy up there prancing around but I guess I'm no Jack Twist.

Gotta go!**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumière on June 19, 2006, 05:12:14 pm
= Yer really starting to tick me off!!   >:(
Get over here and sit still!  What's the matter with you anyway?  :(  =


(http://www.nanou.org/galleries/red%20sea%20pics/images/pulling%20a%20sheep%20BEST.jpg)

=Be patient, we'll be moving up to the mountain in a lil while... =  ::)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 05:16:29 pm
(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/displayimage.php?pos=-151075)

**My two cents - Understudies maybe, rest periods NO.  Understudies move the project along.  Rest periods bog it down.  There is no time on this planet that some of us aren't awake and some asleep.  If we were all in Peoria or Saskatoon or Bletchley or Roratanga, we could shut down production, buit we're spread all over. 

I think Mr. Raymille was a genius when he came up with his basic idea that there is plenty of embellishment that can happen while waiting for the actual dialogue to be said.  Certain posters are doing fabulously at this and keeping morale on the production high.  Way to go, you gang!

Now, is anybody willing to have me PM them with my questions about uploading images and sounds?  I am working on new skills.**

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: starboardlight on June 19, 2006, 05:20:20 pm
he he. As an audience member, I'm totally lost. but the chaos sure is fun to watch.
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 19, 2006, 05:23:20 pm
**Aguirre gets a ride to "work" with friends -- Aguirre sits in the passenger seat, driven in his best buddy and co-worker, the Basque's car... the Basque's father and his hound dog ride along in the backseat**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiVCFJdEc.UA4vijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=14936gv2i/EXP=1150838210/**http%3a//us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/toy_story_2/_group_photos/hamm6.jpg)

Grumble, grumble, grumble, I tells ya whats.  If'ns my own choice is to have that Twist feller work'n up on top'a that there mountain, my rump is gonna be mighty burned about that, grumble, grumble, grumble, oink, grumble.  Hey, Basque, can you give me a hundred dolla's?  Not loan.  Give.

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: RouxB on June 19, 2006, 05:26:15 pm
Not on yer f'ing life!


%%slams down phone%%
or
***slams down phone***
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 19, 2006, 05:34:46 pm
 >:( RUBY, YOU CANNOT STEAL MY LINE!!!!!!  >:(

Ray!  Ray!  Ruby's stealing my lines and saying them before they're supposed to be said!  Ray!  This isn't fair!  I wouldn't steal Sasha's lines!  I wouldn't steal anybody's lines!  *holds breath until issue is resolved*
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: welliwont on June 19, 2006, 05:50:21 pm
**Understudies, oh yes puhleese!!  I already sent in my CV, but I was not even called for an audition. :'(   I just *know* I would make a really excellent  John C. Twist!  **

**Hell, I c'n even chaw tabacca, ev'n if it not in the script!   and spit!  you never seen such a good spitter, I bin commended highly for the distance 'n accuracy of my loogies.**

**Ya won't be sorry if'n ya choose me, I swar! :P **
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: newyearsday on June 19, 2006, 06:28:05 pm
Not on yer f'ing life!


%%slams down phone%%
or
***slams down phone***

**since Mr. Rayville is probably asleep still, I'll just toss in these notes that he might want y'all to get**

=the marks for any movement are (( it goes here )), so it would be ((slams down phone)). and so too, for David Thomas, you gotta go like this: **Ray! blah blah blah!**=

**call me the know-it-all-horse-with-a-low-startle-point, if you must**

**I agree that we shouldn't have rest periods for the whole cast and production crew now that I see Elle's logic, but I still don't want anyone to take my part away! Elle, you can call me if you're still up and they start doing the getting-ready-to-go-up-the-mountain scene where I first appear!**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumière on June 19, 2006, 06:52:44 pm
%%  Ok, actors are really something else.  I guess they know without them, there aint gonna be no movie!
Ahh, as long as I am getting paid, my ass remains here with my lovely sheep!  :)  %%


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sheepWaiting2.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sleepinglamb2.jpg)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Daniel on June 19, 2006, 07:33:31 pm
Lol, I was posting on the other forum for a moment, the one about the dress rehearsal. Didn't see this one.

I seem to have missed some of my cues (didn't I tell ya'll to wait til I got here? Just now got off work.) Aguirre is driving to work? Yes?
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 07:51:00 pm
**Okay, I'm posting this same message on both threads.  I've done a bold thing, without permission.  I took the IMDb credits list for the film, and have transmuted our cast list into ORDER OF APPEARANCE.  You can see which roles are unfilled.  This is a work in progress.  I'm inviting myself to help coordinate casting, as a servant only.  So if you want a part, say so, and I'll stick you into the cast list pronto.**

The current cast list is now found in the first post of this thread.  Break a leg.
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: newyearsday on June 19, 2006, 07:58:38 pm
**Psssst! [whispers loudly] Daniel! Check out the marks in the first post of the Final Rehearsal thread so you're up to speed with how to do lines vs. aside comments or questions; and thoughts; and movements. And, for the record, you haven't missed any cues yet! All Ennis has done is get out of the truck, but he still has to lean awhile against the trailer and let the train go by, smoke half a cigarette, etc, 'fore you can come up in your truck with your sweet self. I think. Okay, enough backseat directing! I'll shut up now.**

**P.S. I gotta go have supper in about 20 minutes with my folks, so I hope we're not too far into the movie when I come back! Cause I'd be reeeealllly ready to throw Jack if I didn't get to be in my first scene with him!**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: welliwont on June 19, 2006, 08:15:09 pm
Okay, I'm posting this same message on both threads.  I've done a bold thing, without permission.  I took the IMDb credits list for the film, and have transmuted our cast list into ORDER OF APPEARANCE.  You can see which roles are unfilled.  This is a work in progress.  I'm inviting myself to help coordinate casting, as a servant only.  So if you want a part, say so, and I'll stick you into the cast list pronto.

The cast list is found in the first post of the "dress rehearsal thread."  Break a leg.


yes yes yes yes  I want a part!!!

((pant! pant! pant!))     :) ;D

Jane
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: welliwont on June 19, 2006, 08:25:08 pm

So if you want a part, say so, and I'll stick you into the cast list pronto.


I would like to be

John C. Twist!
 

I already grovelled to be the understudy fur ol' man Twist, but this is even better!!!  Yeehaw!!! :D

Jane
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 08:30:38 pm
I would like to be

John C. Twist!
 

Your in the Cast List now, Jane!
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Daniel on June 19, 2006, 08:37:44 pm
A note to the audience: This scene is not in the original film and is slightly out of context with what has already been presented, but I think it helps get me into character and the action flowing a little.

YOUNG JACK:
 
((gets in the old rickety blue truck for the long drive to Signal. Puts his head out the window and looks at Ma Twist who is standing in the doorway looking on.))

Bye, ma. Gonna see if that Aguirre'll hire me for sheep herdin' again. Tell Pa I'll be back home in the fall.

((pulls his head back into the truck, starts the ignition. The engine sputters to life and the blue truck rolls off.))

**That one young man, untenured and alone
Should face his fate and destiny perturbed
And in the sense of worthiness of one,
would witness heart and soul disturbed.**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 19, 2006, 08:42:48 pm
%%Oh yeah, this is good!  I love that Daniel is playing Sheepherding Jack.%%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumière on June 19, 2006, 09:02:40 pm
(( Peeks through dressing room window ..))

(http://www.roadhousewagons.com/images/sheep_herder2.jpg)

 ((..sees the Director on set...scurries out ...))

**Hello Mr Director!  Glad to see you around.  Has been a long day for ya I reckon!   :)**
Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 09:35:40 pm
**You people are just faaaaaaaaaaabulous!  It's going really well!  ::)  Am I correct that, after I have finished nearly a ten hour working day, that we have progressed to Younger Ennis GETTING OUT OF THE GODDAM TRUCK???!!!.  I am VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY pleased with y'all!**

= Understudies are to be appointed by the Actor themselves.  Should an understudy be playing the role that day, they will start the post with {Today the part of blahblah will be played by ....} They will then be added as that charcter to the "CREDITS" list in the first post of this thread.=

= Any uncredited roles must introduce themselves before speaking!  eg Blade Grass:  "Blahblahblah..." =

= This is not an ACTUAL TIME performance and so does not need to be active every second of the day and night.  Anyone can post anytime, as long as their post has some immediate relevance to the current moment of the time line. =

= If anyone feels the need to pee, please go and do it among Lucise Indapaddock's outof control sheep!  Peeing on the sheep will help to bleach out some of the blue =

**  You really are all doing exceptionally well!  You have me laughing, crying, driving 6 inch nails into my retinas.... **

= Rouxb, STOP stealing David's lines! =

=  Please observe notations in ABOVE SUBJECT WINDOW to remind you what to use.  Please try to CUT & PASTE this KEY in subsequent windows!

** Elle: You have permission to do what you have to to keep this lot moving forward! And thanks! **

(( Starts to sweep up wall crumblings from VERY recent head banging exercise ))

%%  Farkeen Actors!  %%

Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 10:15:20 pm
**  The action to date! 
 - Ennis has stepped out of the truck in Signal and the dribbling Truck driver has kidnapped Ennis' apple and wrang it into slobbery goop!
 - A YOUNG Jack has bid farewell to his Mother and has set off in search of work with his employer from the previous year!
 - A smittened Alma sits alone in the window, awaiting her man Ennis' return from the same work, at which time they will be married.
 - Aguire has hitched a lift with a few mates so they can use the car pool lanes, and is on his way to the office.
 - The sheep, who are to be herded across Broken Arsed Mountain are currently coming off their drugs from the Pride weekend and are starting to swap costumes.
 - Starbie is confued and amused.
 - Ennis has spoken his first dialogue.
 - The Basque is having an identity crisis.
 - The wind has blown.
 - The grass has moaned.
 - And we The low starle point horse is right onto Notation corrections.
 - The Director is having a blast! **

= ON WITH THE SHOW! =
Title: ==Actor to Director dialogue==
Post by: Daniel on June 19, 2006, 10:18:36 pm
**Sorry about that, boss. I fixed it. (Umm, I guess I use these asterick things for a whisper)**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: newyearsday on June 19, 2006, 10:23:37 pm
**I gotta say, Brandon's been pullin a pretty good Marilyn Monroe on us for the past 7 or 8 hours!**
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: dmmb_Mandy on June 19, 2006, 10:24:15 pm
**Young Ennis a.k.a. Brandon is out to a movie and should be around in about 1.5 hours**
Title: Re: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: newyearsday on June 19, 2006, 10:49:19 pm
**  The action to date! 
 - Ennis has stepped out of the truck in Signal and the dribbling Truck driver has kidnapped Ennis' apple and wrang it into slobbery goop!
 - A YOUNG Jack has bid farewell to his Mother and has set off in search of work with his employer from the previous year!
 - A smittened Alma sits alone in the window, awaiting her man Ennis' return from the same work, at which time they will be married.
 - Aguire has hitched a lift with a few mates so they can use the car pool lanes, and is on his way to the office.
 - The sheep, who are to be herded across Broken Arsed Mountain are currently coming off their drugs from the Pride weekend and are starting to swap costumes.
 - Starbie is confued and amused.
 - Ennis has spoken his first dialogue.
 - The Basque is having an identity crisis.
 - The wind has blown.
 - The grass has moaned.
 - And we The low starle point horse is right onto Notation corrections.
 - The Director is having a blast! **

= ON WITH THE SHOW! =

Thanks for the re-cap Ray; I didn't realize that quite so much had happened. (And I'm just trying to get your notations into the subject heading so they stay there. :))

Re: Brandon, thanks Mandy. That is helpful! Who knows where I'll be, but Elle Eff'n meno knows she has permission to call me if she is up and sees I'm not there when it's time to go on. Can you tell I'm a little "high strung" about this whole thing? Kinda fits my character I guess....maybe I need to pull a Marilyn Monroe and take a valium. But then I'd be all floppy when it came time to be hoppy. And that wouldn't be good.
Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 10:53:21 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/BrandonMunroe.jpg)
Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 19, 2006, 11:02:05 pm
Blade Grass: "Hey ya bloody ratbag!  Ya just crushed me with ya great oafing cowboy boots!  You may look like a tough guy, but I won't take this lying down!

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Grassfinger.jpg)

%% I wonder if anyone will realise that that is not a cat in the grass next to Ennis, but in fact the Grass giving him the Bird! %%

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: dmmb_Mandy on June 19, 2006, 11:16:47 pm
OMG!!  :laugh:  He will LOVE that!!
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: DeeDee on June 19, 2006, 11:26:54 pm
You guys are awesome!!  I'm loving being the audience.
Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on June 19, 2006, 11:30:25 pm
This scene is not in the original film and is slightly out of context with what has already been presented, but I think it helps get me into character and the action flowing a little.

**Excuse me Mr Raymille?  I too have an extra scene that is really needed here.  May I have a word..??  Is now a good time??  No?  Well this will just take a moment... really!!**

**You have never worked with me before, so you probably do not realize just how much I *become* the personage that I am portraying....  And I feel that Mr. Twist, John C. Twist Sr that is, is *much* too important to the story to wait until the last 15 mins  ??? of the movie to make his first appearance.  He was the father of the love interest of Ennis Del Mar, FGS! ::)  Don't you think we should showcase his influence on Jack's character at the begining of the story instead of only at the end??**

**I myself have improvised this extra scene, the question is, must we get approval for any improvisations any of us may care to contribute, or can we just jump in willy-nilly whenever the spirit move us?**

**Here is the scene that I am proposing:**

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The outer door to the Twist house opened with a jerk and slammed shut with a loud bang, and Jack’s miserable old man stomped into the porch and on in to the kitchen without even wiping his boots on the mat.

"Where the hell is that boy when I need ‘im???"  he bellered.

"I been waitin’ for him to get his sorry ass outa bed for four fuckin’ hours!  Always keeepin’ me waitin’!  How the hell can he still be laying abed at this time of the day?  ‘N I don’t see his truck outside, has he done drove it into a ditch again?" 

His poor browbeaten wife turned to him, wiping her floury hands on her flowery apron….

" ____________________________________________________________ "
**(now here is where Mrs. Twist has to improvise her line.)**

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Well Mr. Raymille, do you like it?  hunh?  I really hope you do... :D

Jane (aka JakeTwist, playing the part of John C. Twist, as approved by Elle).  ;D ;D
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Post by: Pipedream on June 19, 2006, 11:33:29 pm

** A new day has begun on the set of "Broken Arsed Mountain." Yeehaw!! **

(http://www.zeltstadt-siloah.de/upload/zeltstadt1000.jpg)

** Let's get some exercise before the action! **
  ;D

(http://www.zeltstadt-siloah.de/upload/tanz.jpg)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: vkm91941 on June 20, 2006, 12:03:52 am
**I'm really gonna miss Ennis this 4th of July but I met this really nice girl Kirsten, her ex-boyfriend Jake, I mean Jack is trying to get a job up on that mountain too.  We went shopping found these really cute outfits.  SEEEEEE Guess we girls will just have to watch the fireworks together**

(http://www.kinoweb.de/film99/Dick/pix/dick6.jpg)
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Meryl on June 20, 2006, 12:11:43 am
TRUCK DRIVER-

"Sure thing."

** 20 minutes later...**

%% Damn!  I was plannin' to SAVE this apple that feller left in here....but now it's kinda soggy-like...what with all my lickin' on it ...and all....  lemme think on this just a little more... %%

((Tootie and Elizabeth, chatting companionably on the outskirts of Signal as they walk to their waitress jobs at Pete's Pulled-Pork Pen

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/pigdiner.jpg)

start to pass a semi tractor-trailer truck parked along the road, when a loud groan from within the cab brings them up short.  Alarmed, Tootie steps up to peer in the window, but it is so fogged up, she can't see a thing, so she raps loudly on it.  Suddenly the engine starts up, the emergency brake is released with a thud, and Tootie has to leap off the step as the truck springs forward.  The girls stare in amazement as, 500 feet down the road, the driver opens the door and tosses out a large apple, then keeps driving like a bat out of hell.  Approaching it with caution, they find themselves strangely attracted to the moistly gleaming orb.....))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/LucyEthel.jpg)
Title: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 12:15:12 am
** Yes Anky Spanky, it is very important for Actors to warm up to keep those muscles loose! Can't beat a loose muscle! **

** John, I am very impressed with your Chutzpah!  I'm impressed with your shameless grandstanding!  Shake it girl Man! **

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Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 12:16:29 am
Mrs. Twist: "I'm in the cellar puttin' up the pickled beets.  Be up soon."  %%That stoopid old b*stard.  When is he gonna just kick the bucket and leave me in peace.%%

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 12:26:18 am
The Wind (maybe AKA Pentecost-type Holy Ghost): %%There he goes mucking up her floor again, I'm just going to blow all this dirt out the door.  God, I love her.%%
Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 12:33:05 am
((Lucise shakes head vigorously at Ginger, Peeing Sheep's sister's brother-in-law... ))

(http://www.funnyslides.com/upload/2100_item.jpg)

= For the very last time!!  You cannot wear that on screen!!   >:(
I have no issues with you being a drag queen at all other times, but
you absolutely can NOT wear your Gay Pride costume up on Broken Arsed!!  >:(  =


(( Wipes sweat off brow ...))

= Go continue doing push-ups with your ewe and lambs!  NOW!! =

(http://www.geocities.com/likeglass55/sheep.gif)

 
%%  There will be no drama today!  Everything will go smoothly.  There will be no drama today!  Everything will go smoothly.  There will be no drama today!  Everything will go smoothly.  %%
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Post by: welliwont on June 20, 2006, 12:40:57 am

** John, I am very impressed with your Chutzpah!  I'm impressed with your shameless grandstanding!  Shake it girl Man! **



**thank you Mr. Raymille, I will take that as a "yes" then, and repost the scene here for clarity:**




The outer door to the Twist house opened with a jerk and slammed shut with a loud bang, and Jack’s miserable old man stomped into the porch and on in to the kitchen without even wiping his boots on the mat.

"Where the hell is that boy when I need ‘im???"  he bellered.

"I been waitin’ for him to get his sorry ass outa bed for four fuckin’ hours!  Always keeepin’ me waitin’!  How the hell can he still be laying abed at this time of the day?  ‘N I don’t see his truck outside, has he done drove it into a ditch again?" 

His poor browbeaten wife turned to him, wiping her floury hands on her flowery apron….

" ____________________________________________________________ "
**(now here is where Mrs. Twist has to improvise her line.)**





Mrs. Twist: I'm in the cellar puttin' up the pickled beets.  Be up soon."  %%That stoopid old b*stard.  When is he gonna just kick the bucket and leave me in peace.%%




The Wind (maybe AKA Pentecost-type Holy Ghost): %%There he goes mucking up her floor again, I'm just going to blow all this dirt out the door.  God, I love her.%%



ok, that's the end of our improvisation, whaddya say Celeste?  And thanks for the Pentecost wind Clarissa!

Title: Re: **********THE PERFORMANCE! For Real!!!!!*************
Post by: cmr107 on June 20, 2006, 12:51:27 am
((Tootie and Elizabeth, chatting companionably on the outskirts of Signal as they walk to their waitress jobs at Pete's Pulled-Pork Pen, start to pass a semi tractor-trailer truck parked along the road, when a loud groan from within the cab brings them up short.  Alarmed, Tootie steps up to peer in the window, but it is so fogged up, she can't see a thing, so she raps loudly on it.  Suddenly the engine starts up, the emergency brake is released with a thud, and Tootie has to leap off the step as the truck springs forward.  The girls stare in amazement as, 500 feet down the road, the driver opens the door and tosses out a large apple, then keeps driving like a bat out of hell.  Approaching it with caution, they find themselves strangely attracted to the moistly gleaming orb.....))

Tootie: "Don't touch it Elizabeth, it might have germs."

%% Or maybe I could keep it and give it to some kind stranger who looks so poor that he smokes half a cigarette and saves the rest for later, and win his heart! I better hide it from Elizabeth... %%

"Oops, I need to tie my shoe. You go on ahead, I'll catch up."

((Hides apple in folds of frumpy dress))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 12:51:44 am
(Okay, I've figured something out - when people hit "reply" or "quick reply." then the subject line of the new post comes from the first original post.  If they hit "quote," then the subject line comes from the post they are quoting.  Ergo, if I adjust the first post's subject line and add the notations, all subsequent replies will have said subject line, UNLESS they are quote replies.  I think we can live with that, and that is why the first post now has the notations in its subject line.)
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Post by: JCinNYC2006 on June 20, 2006, 01:26:38 am
**This cast is getting bigger than that hokey Oscar-winner, Trash, er, Crash.**

%%Well, least there are hot extras for me to cruise while I wait for my scene.%%

Randall
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 20, 2006, 01:44:00 am
TRUCK DRIVER:

(( Still redlining it down the road in a panic, truck driver checks his rear-view mirror))

%%What in the ...   those damned nosey little heifers!!  Oh no...oh, SHIT!!!  My APPLE!  They're picking up my APPLE!  Damn it all to hell and back!  I just didn't want them girls to catch me....   I... I was gonna  [muffled sob]  ...go back and get it after they passed by....!  What if those little fillies open their damned little pieholes and.....     aw-w-w....shit.%%
Title: Re: =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 01:44:56 am

ok, that's the end of our improvisation, whaddya say Celeste?  And thanks for the Pentecost wind Clarissa!


**I say we are just beginning on an excellent journey of unimaginable beauty and craziness here, and can't wait for more.  Thank goodness it's Mr. Raymille directing.  He's got such an amazing grasp of the subject matter and he knows just exactly how to motivate the actors.  True genius in that one.  A touch of madness as well, but quite a bit of genius too.**

**Mr. Raymille working on the B.A.M. production (looks different without the toupee).  He's got kinda a weird thing about safari-style clothes and such, but, hey, whatever it takes....**

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/cecil-b-demille_paramount-pictures-.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 01:48:13 am

** Bad news people. A coyote with balls on him the size of apples has been shot and badly injured by our security team today when he tried to enter the sheep-area. Claims he was on his way to an audition for a role in "Broken Arsed Mountain." Is that true? Why haven't we been informed about this?? Anyways. The son of a bitch has been sent to bed and won't be able to act for at least two weeks. **  

 ???

(http://www.desertusa.com/june96/photos/coyote4b.jpg)

(http://www.coyoterescue.org/photos/ICRC/thumbnails/Trickster.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 01:57:38 am
** Ms Spanky!  I am here to assure you that there have been absolutely no coyotes in the sheep area!  **


(( Looks very closely at the sheep ... ))



(http://www.gospeltruth.net/wolfinsheep3)


** Nope!  Everything is just perfect over here!  Nothing to be alarmed about!   :)**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: isabelle on June 20, 2006, 02:11:37 am
%% I am in awe at the professionalism of everyone; I mean each and everyone is so committed, as to comment on absolutely everything, when - and maybe above all, before - any of the action has occured or any line's been said  :laugh:
As a minister, I shall go and say a few prayers of thanks to our Lord above, and tell him to keep the sheep from temptation and deliver them from evil, so that they stop wearing those suspender belts and fishnet stockings  :o %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 02:31:35 am
** And this is how you will probably know me better! **
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/BCDM.jpg)

%% I am no Wolf in Sheep's clothing! %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 02:54:38 am

= I beseech the High Priestess to now deliver a blessing on the ground upon which our lusty virgin treads, and the Lucky Stoop which will bare his demin clad buns as he awaits his fate =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Gravelcross.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 03:05:41 am
**  Things you didn't know about cowboys - It is essential that a waiting cowboy leave bun prints on every hard wooden ledge and step to ensure that one can attest to having tried everything for time to speed up.  Should another person appear that might hinder this process, it is essential that all sat upon terrirory be marked with a downward gaze venturing only as far as the furthest sat upon point!  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Kelda on June 20, 2006, 04:28:05 am
Cassie: Tralalala tralalalala tralalala.

%%Geez! Its time for work already, I’ve been dreaming too much about meeting a gorgeous cowboy who will sweep me off my feet, that time has just flown by! Better get into my work gear!%%

((Cassie nips into her wardrobe pulling out a tiny pair of hotpants, a very high pair of wedges and a cowboys style fitted shirt))

This will be awesome to wear today. My prince will come by today, I can just feel it!! Oooh! I should put on some nail polish!

((Cassie skips to bathroom to pick up her blood red nail polish and applies it to her toe nails))

sings: Some day my Prince will come… tralalalala tralalalala

((Cassie toddles out the front door and runs across the street to the bar to start her shift as a glass collector, her Uncle who owns the Bar, won't let her pull pints yet))

%% But once I turn 21 in a few years time, I'll be a proper barmaid...! I can't wait!%%

(http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0377818/Ss/0377818/DHD-2624r.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0377818)


**seeing the punters in the bar are indeed not what she expects a prince to be, her face drops**

%%Oh well, someday, someday!!%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 05:05:45 am
** Mr. Raymille?? Props Magician Anke Spanky proudly reports that the director's tent is ready for you. Supper is on the stove. Let me know if you should need anything else! A foot rub perhaps? Should we send Ennis over??
Still working on the pup tents for the boys. They will be so pleased...**
    8)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Fairy.gif)

(http://www.exclusivetents.com/pic-tents/custom/113616C181.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 20, 2006, 10:08:12 am
((Aguirre and company continue on their way to Aguirre's trailer to drop Aguirre off, when...))

=Cue the cliche action scene that no movie can be without these days which will give the audience a cheap thrill and have them on the edge of their seat ready to ignorantly digest the rest of the film without investing any of their hearts and souls! ...I mean, let's do that critical scene, which is very vital to the plot, where Aguirre nearly dies.=

(http://mud.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/2681772916)

((a passing car gives the signal that he's ready to chicky run and the Basque puts the pedal to the medal))

(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0232500/th-Batch_4_06.jpg)

((the rival car crashes into the truckdriver who happened to be the nice young fella' that was willing to give Ennis a lift!  Oh, no!  Luckily he is not seriously injured... but Aguirre demands that the Basque not stop to help them (as if he was going to) and they continue on with a few chuckles and "wahoo"s))
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Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 10:16:19 am
** Bravo the sexy hopeful Cassie.  Never give up hope!  Bravo the dramatic interlude highlighting the arrogance of Aguirre!  Bravo the fairy who has created the gooooooooooooooooooorgeous fornication tent!  And all within budget thus far!  I am so chuffed! **

(( Claps hands and kicks fluffy slippered feet with joy ))
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 10:48:24 am
**As the Ceremonial Feng Shui Director, I thought we could use Harmonious Relationships Kit of burning papers (not to be confused with rolling papers).  This kit is burned for invoking spiritual help when experiencing  relationship problems. May also be burned to mark a new beginning in an existing relationship or to focus the intention of a long term relationship, so it sets the stage, so to speak, for this enormous undertaking.**

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/harmoniousrelationshipkit.jpg)

**Anyone got a light?  No, no - cigarettes won't work as a substitute.  But we're gonna have to do this off-set.  I don't think Aguirre's gonna go for this eastern-philosophy stuff in his trailer...**


((Everyone moves off-set for ritual Feng Shui paper burning ceremony, to be followed by equally somber whiskey drinking ceremony.))

%% Mr. Raymille didn't approve the Feng Shui budget yet, and there's a LOT of stuff we're gonna need.  Plus I'm gonna need a new outfit to wear for all of this; I can't wear this old thing to a paper burning ceremony.  I hope Mr. Raymille realizes that the Feng Shui aspect of any production is potentially the most expensive but also the most important...that's why everyone thanks the Feng Shui Director at the Oscars!  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 20, 2006, 10:55:13 am
**Side Note:  Now that Broke Arsed Mountain contains a crash sequence... there is no way that it shall be denied the honor of Best Picture of the year!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 12:52:35 pm
** What’s new on the set?? Well, the last bull-riding training with young Jack has caused
additional costs as Jack will need a new set of teeth. His pants performed well, though! **
  ::)

(http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/116998.jpg)

** And a fierce competition for the last walk-on roles has begone!
These girls have applied for the role of the tatood woman…**  ;D


(http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/115856.jpg)

** And these two fellows want to secure themselves the role of the coyote with balls on him the size of apples. Remember? One promising candidate didn’t get past our security team earlier on, so the role is still available. Well, kinda… **  
  ;)

(http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/116517.gif)

%% Poor idiots. They obviously aren’t aware of the fact that the only way to get a role in Broken Arsed Mountain at this stage of proceedings is to perform well on Mr. Raymille’s casting couch! %%
   ::)
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 20, 2006, 01:08:22 pm
** What’s new on the set?? Well, the last bull-riding training with young Jack has caused
additional costs as Jack will need a new set of teeth. His pants performed well, though! **
  ::)

PANTS:
**Why, thank you.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 01:18:10 pm
%% All this waiting is bloody tedious!   I need a beer!  %%

(http://gotpong.com/blog/uploaded_images/hoppybeer-754993.jpg)

** If you guys are interested, while we wait for the actors to get their shit act together, I can show you some pictures of friends and family **

** Here I am in 1979.  That was the very first sheep my dad bought for me – his name was Donkey.  I loved him so much.  I used to ride him all over the back yard.  We used to do everything together..Then when I was 14, he suspiciously disappeared, around the time the Pricksons in the next farm were having a summer cook-out!  They served some pretty tasty pork and lamb chops!  ((Sigh))  I still have no idea what happened to poor ol’ Donkey! **  :-\

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/SheepBack.jpg)


** This here is Uncle Redazz!  He is a hoot!  He is also a good man with a kind heart.
Okay, so he drinks a lot and occasionally molests inflated sheep … but who is perfect? **


(http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/pic1126.jpg)

** Don’t look at me, my sisters did this to poor Tommy. 
He was never the same after that, kept hanging around the billy-goats and lost all interest in the ewes..**


(http://www.whysheep.com/~dvb/Old/Pictures/pink_sheep.gif)

** Here is my cousin Indaloo, he is abit eccentric and loves wool entirely too much, but he lends me his motorbike occasionally..His friend there is Dorothy, ok so he's let her sleep on his bed for 12 months, but who’s counting? **

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/hotdate.jpg)


**Jeez, I gotta go!  One of my sheep is bleating its woolly ass off this minute…**

((Runs off half-panicked to the sheep-area…))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bighorn_sheep_mating.jpg)

%% Damn!  Those Bavarian sheep sure are horny!!   :D  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 01:20:32 pm

** Meanwhile a large scale search for young Ennis has begun. The boy hasn't been seen for a while...**



(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/BK-117_Polizei-NRW_D-HNWL.jpg/800px-BK-117_Polizei-NRW_D-HNWL.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 01:22:40 pm
The Wind: %%We need a get Jack to Signal.%%  ((Huffin' and puffin' to blow That Boy to Signal to meet His Destiny.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 02:05:52 pm
%% Where are Jack and Ennis?  We've got Aguierre, Jack's pants, the fly, probably even the cup and razor Jack uses to shave, but no Jack or Ennis...  And Mr. Raymille's at the premiere of his most recent film, walking down the red carpet and schmoozing the paparazzi, so who knows when he'll be back (he's suuuuuuch a media whore).   Let's get this moving ~ time is money, people! %%


** Mr. Raymille all dressed up, and committed to wearing an outfit that complements the red carpet (we don't know who the mystery woman is).  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redcarpet.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 02:08:34 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Sh*t, that wind feels good. If only that train would hurry up and run through Signal. I know I'll probably arrive just as its running past Joe Aguirre's trailer %%

((Reaches down to turn on the radio.))

%% Oh, that's right. There ain't one in this truck. Pa says we can't afford one. %%

((Listens instead to the engine sputtering and the continual rattling and hiccuping from the back of the truck.))

%% Why can't we get a new truck? This one's fallin' apart. Hell, I should know better than to ask. %%

**
Upon a trek of fanciful flight,
determined and intense,
dawn emerges from the night.
The ignorant release pretense.

Dumbfounded in the light of day,
Brilliant blue and white defeat
dawn's mysterious shadowy gray,
heralding the sun's luminous heat.

Stars fade away and dim.
Darkness is left behind.
The soul and mind are at the rim
of a valley, lit but blind.
**
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 02:27:03 pm
%%  Seems our Ennis is even more reluctant than the on-screen Ennis...  %%

 ???
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 02:28:14 pm
** The last I heard he was having internet problems, and this was after waiting 4 hours for him to post his part.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 02:54:20 pm
**Someone who feels moved to do so, please step in as Ennis, until Brandon arrives.  You would take the action and dialogue further along, and when Brandon arrives, he can step in and continue from where you left off.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 02:56:20 pm
**As tempting as that proposition is (to me), I would feel very strange participating in a romantic interaction of any sort with myself. In most states, that's illegal anyway...**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 03:03:16 pm
**Hi Daniel, no I mean you and the person playing Ennis would participate in the meeting outside of Aguirre's trailer, inside Aguirre's trailer, etc.  We're a long way from overt romantic interaction.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 03:05:56 pm
%% Well, I guess older Ennis will have to do the job...%% ((shouts very loudly:)) ** Maaaandy! You stop with that foot rub now and get your scrawny ass out of the director's tent! You are needed in front of Aguirre's trailer!!!! **

 8)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 03:06:20 pm
** lol, I know, and I was referring to the mundane romantic interactions (which is any interaction between Ennis and Jack) not the explicit ones. The aspects of silence, direction (not acting direction but the direction of consciousness), and communication that are present in the first few moments of the film are exceptionally romantic even before anything is ever said **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 03:08:54 pm
** lol, I know, and I was referring to the mundane romantic interactions (which is any interaction between Ennis and Jack) not the explicit ones. The aspects of silence, direction (not acting direction but the direction of consciousness), and communication that are present in the first few moments of the film are exceptionally romantic even before anything is ever said **

**Quite so.  Now we need an Ennis, who will rise to the occasion, just for a while?**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 03:12:09 pm
((sits down in a chair waiting to see if someone steps up to the bat, looks down at his watch))

** I hate to rush things along, but I have a meeting with my agent in like 2 hours, and after that won't be available until much later on this evening. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 03:16:42 pm
(( Meanwhile ... ))

%%  I really should've brought my bagpipes.. There is nothing like wind in your bags to get you going!
I am getting mighty bored...My poor sheep, they are getting antsy too!
I am getting nervous with all this talk about getting a replacement actor for one of the leads...
hmmmmm...well what do I know about show-bizness??  %%


((  There is a loud knock on Lucise trailer door...He rushes to open it ... ))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/youngSheep.jpg)

= Well Pete, I am sorry your boyfriend has walked out on you.  I'll go fetch him presently.
And about the bastard who's ontop of your Momma - can't you see its your Aunt Flora??
Go back to the flock and wait there, I'll bring yer boyfriend back..okay..trot along!!  =


(( Dashes out, running to the road, tripping slightly ...
Gets there just in time ... ))


(http://www.mudsharks.org/jpg/sheep.jpg)


=  David, get back to the flock.  Yer boyfriend is pinin' for you.
And don't try something like this again!  Ya hear?  Go on! Git!!  >:(  =


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 03:27:50 pm
** Bloody hell! Lucise Indapaddock! We have just caught some more runaways
on their way to Texas! You better have an eye on them, will ya?? We can't afford to replace
every other actor who has been cast! **


 >:(

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009888.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 20, 2006, 03:40:21 pm
**Perhaps this pause has been fortunate, as it has allowed me to compose a Blessing, as requested by Mr. Raymille, that will help consecrate our project and start it off in the right spirit.  So please, let us have quiet for a moment (good luck, Lucise, with those restive flocks--just do your best, dear) and gather round (you can grasp the hands of your neighbors if you wish) and join with me in a short chant.  The choral response is "We thank you, Lord" and you may all join in.**

A BROKEBACK BLESSING

For the Light of Heath
For the Grace of Jake
For the Silence of Ang

We thank you, Lord

For the Soul of Ennis
For the Spirit of Jack
For the Vision of Annie

We thank you, Lord

For in the Light of Heath there is knowledge of Self
In the Grace of Jake there is Joy
Let the Silence of Ang be a sounding bell to
Destroy
Employ
Enjoy...


For the Strength of the Earth
For the Breath of the Wind
For the Spark of the Fire

We thank you, Lord

For the Light of Heath
For the Grace of Jake
For the Silence of Ang

We thank you, thank you, Lord

YEEHAW
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 03:46:07 pm
** That's actually more like an invocation of thanksgiving, but nice. I may try to write up a blessing for the Mystic Order of Filmdreamers if your worship will allow it? **

** Yee Haw **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 03:46:43 pm
** Bloody hell! Lucise Indapaddock! We have just caught some more runaways
on their way to texas. You better have an eye on them, will ya?? We can't afford to replace
every other actor who has been cast! **


 >:(


** Ms Spanky - The sheep that you found redlining it to Texas are not part of the flock.
They were bloody paparrazzi who were trying to take pictures of some of the celebs in the herd.
I sent the dogs on them this morning ... they took off pretty quick!!  **



(http://www.lowcountrynow.com/images/102502/full_monkey2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 20, 2006, 03:47:59 pm
** That's actually more like an invocation of thanksgiving, but nice. I may try to write up a blessing for the Mystic Order of Filmdreamers if your worship will allow it? **

** Yee Haw **

**By all means, Sage Daniel....** 8)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 03:50:54 pm
%%Dang, that priestess is eloquent.  Sure glad the Fourth of July is gonna go okay for her.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 03:53:44 pm

** I've just been contacted by a talent scout. Says he's seen a young actress
who would be perfect for the part of the road with only one curve.
Well, I have to say, he's right!! **

 :o   

(http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/117174.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on June 20, 2006, 03:55:50 pm
**Yikes! My cue is the saliva string!! I'd better get suited up in my serape and report to the set!! Here's my fancy holsters that the prop magician found for me!! Hey, these holsters remind me of sumthun I was just looking at  ??? :o**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 04:02:18 pm
**Slightly modified from Meryl's original.

A BROKEBACK BLESSING

From the Light of Heath
From the Grace of Jake
From the Silence of Ang

We thank thee, Lord, for these blessings.

From the Soul of Ennis
From the Spirit of Jack
From the Vision of Annie

We thank thee, Lord, for these blessings.

In the Light of Heath, there is knowledge of Self.
Heed the Self and Transcend.
Be wise among thy senses.
To thee, be a friend.

We thank thee, Lord, for this wisdom.

In the Grace of Jake there is Joy.
The wind blows. Its movement unhalting.
In the face of hardship, embrace humility.
The wind shall pass over, defaulting.

We thank thee, Lord, for this grace.

The Silence of Ang is a sounding bell
To destroy, employ, enjoy.
In this our moment of presentation,
Let our hearts be endowed.

We thank thee, Lord, for this silence.

From the Strength of the Earth
From the Breath of the Wind
From the Spark of the Fire

We thank thee, Lord, for these blessings.

For the Light of Heath
For the Grace of Jake
For the Silence of Ang

We thank thee, thank thee, Lord

YEEHAW

Modified by Sage Daniel, of the Mystic Order of Filmdreamers, as yet awaiting recognition for their sacred duties in maintaining the spiritual resolve and testimonies laid forth in the divine conception of Brokeback Mountain.
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 04:11:54 pm

%% Hope Aguirre will like his trailer. Looks a bit plain from outside, but I fixed it up real nice inside!!! Damn, for all I know that actor has charged 10 million Dollars for the role! %%
  :)

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i19.ebayimg.com/05/i/07/71/55/0a_12_sb.JPG)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00010331.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 04:23:03 pm
%% 
I am not complaining or anything, but Mr Big-Shot-Bastard-Aguirre gets the friggin honeymoon trailer!
And what do I get, a beat-down crap, shyte trailer!!  >:(
Don't they realise that without sheep these boys would never had gotten jobs together up on Broken Arsed??
Fine!  I'll stay here in my shitty trailer!!  >:(
%%


(http://www.swiftview.com/~ormilmuseum/pictures/wasugly.jpg)

(http://www.lib.ndsu.nodak.edu/research/subjects/lifesci/D3.jpg)


%%  I feel like strangling someone!!! >:(

(http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/Research/Robots/Sheep%20dog%2000.gif)

Arrggghhhhh!!!  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2006, 04:35:40 pm
((looks down at his watch, then gets up and gathers his things...))

**Mr. Raymille? I've unfortunately got to go now. Be back tonight ready to pull an allnighter if you need me. Hopefully someone will be leaning up against the trailer then.** ((weak smile))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 04:39:22 pm
((The Wind blows benevolently towards the Young Man so ready for Love.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 04:40:00 pm
%% 

Fine!  I'll stay here in my shitty trailer!!  >:(
%%




%% Oh dear. That sheep trainer is a real thinker there, hunh? %%

((Shakes head in disbelief and raises voice:))

** Lucise Indapaddock!!! This ain't your trailer! That's our sheep recreation area!!! We have pitched a pup tent for you near the flock. You sleep with the sheep. 100 percent!!! You have signed that contract, remember? **  ::)

(http://www.cowboycamp.net/images/026.jpg)

 
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 04:51:54 pm
**  All right.  We're moving forward at least.  I'll finish with the ceremonial Feng Shui required for today's activities.**

**  What?!?  Who said that?  They said that I made up the role of Ceremonial Feng Shui Director just to get some face time?  Who did?  I demand to know.  'Cause it's not true; G*d - they're just jealous.  I was hired for this role, and I don't come cheap, believe me.  I have NOT invited myself here.  Seconds, even minutes, of contract negotiations took place before I agreed to work on this production.  Ask Meryl - she knows.  The High Priestess knows all about, I swear.  **

(( Feng Shui Director lays out all important implements of ceremony in preparation. ))

Bells
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bell.jpg)

Dharma Wheel
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/dharmawheel.jpg)

Longevity Knots
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/longevityknots.jpg)

Prayer Flags
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/prayerflags.jpg)

Red Envelopes (for the Feng Shui Director's tips)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redenvelope.jpg)

Feng Shui Purse (I think Jack & Ennis are each supposed to carry one with their Feng Shui goodies to impove communication)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/purse.jpg)

Tote Bag
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/totebag.jpg)

**  OK.  As best I can tell, all this stuff is really important in some ceremonial way in creating a harmonious and successful atrmosphere.  I think I put all of it in the attractvie tote bag provided, and walk around seeing if we need a bell or dharma wheel somewhere as production occurs.  **

%%  This might require another new outfit.  I'm going to need something to go with the tote bag, I can tell. Where is Mr. Raymille with the checkbook anyway?!?  %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 05:02:33 pm

** Lucise Indapaddock!!! This ain't your trailer! That's our sheep recreation area!!! We have pitched a pup tent for you near the flock. You sleep with the sheep. 100 percent!!! You have signed that contract, remember? **  ::)
[/b]

(( Lucise places hand over mouth ...walks over cautiously to the pup tent ... Steps in ..))


(http://www.pinkmansion.com/NewPics/HoneyMoon-Suite.jpg)

**  Holy Shit!!!  :D  Looks like they got the Ceremonial Feng Shui Director to come in here and straighten things up!
Ms Spanky - Sorry about the mix-up.  You really didn't have to go to so much trouble to get this tent ready for me.
I was perfectly content with my trailer out there!  ;D  **


(( Smiles from ear to ear ... ))

** Thank you for being so generous! 
Errr..Ms Spanky - When all of this is over, you think I can take you somewhere for a drink?  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 20, 2006, 05:12:04 pm
(( Lucise places hand over mouth ...walks over cautiously to the pup tent ... Steps in ..))

(http://www.pinkmansion.com/NewPics/HoneyMoon-Suite.jpg)

**  Holy Shit!!!  :D  Looks like they got the Ceremonial Feng Shui Director to come in here and straighten things up!
Ms Spanky - Sorry about the mix-up.  You really didn't have to go to so much trouble to get this tent ready for me.
I was perfectly content with my trailer out there!  ;D  **


(( Smiles from ear to ear ... ))

** Thank you for being so generous! 
Errr..Ms Spanky - When all of this is over, you think I can take you somewhere for a drink?  **



** Ahem. Yeah. You're welcome...  ::)

When all of this is over and we have had our big box office success, I guess, I'll invite the whole crew to a summer vacation!! But until then: we better get to work, here!! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 05:12:42 pm
((  Feng Shui Director hangs Wealth Charms (Chinese Coin Prosperity Balls)  all over Lucise Indapaddock's new place.  ))

** It's MARVELOUS!!!  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/wealthcharm.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/wealthcharm.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/wealthcharm.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/wealthcharm.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/wealthcharm.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 05:22:52 pm
((  Lucise bows to Feng Shui Director (FSD)... ))

(http://www.buddhamind.info/leftside/monastic/bow.jpg)


** Thank you! I wish you long life and prosperity too!   May your offspring be strong and prosperous! **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 05:28:44 pm
The Wind: ((curls up and takes a nap.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 06:55:40 pm
An hour and a half later...

The Wind: ((opens one eye, looks around, siiiggghhhhsssssss, and goes back to sleep.  She knows she'll need her strength up on that Mountain.))  **We ARE still going up on that Mountain, right?**   8)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 07:14:24 pm
** Guys!!  Ms Spanky has had a Jacuzzi installed on set ... **   :D


(http://www.photo.net/cr/monte-jacuzzi.jpg)


** Guess they are trying really hard to keep us from taking off!
I'm gonna jump in!!  :D  Hang on!  Any of you folks in there over-indulged on the Spicy Chili
the caterers were dishin' out all day?   :-\   **



((..Crew sneers at Mr Indapaddock, the busboy gives him the finger ...))


** OKAY!  Screw the sheep,  I'm jumping in!.. :D **

(http://www3.sympatico.ca/simsg/jump.JPG)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 07:16:11 pm
**You people are just faaaaaaaaaaabulous!  It's going really well!  ::)  Am I correct that, after I have finished nearly a ten hour working day, that we have progressed to Younger Ennis GETTING OUT OF THE GODDAM TRUCK???!!!.  I am VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY pleased with y'all!**

%%Mr. Raymille wrote this to us 22 hours ago.  I think he's going to really be impressed with all we accomplished today.  Oh yeah....%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 20, 2006, 07:43:18 pm
%%Mr. Raymille wrote this to us 22 hours ago.  I think he's going to really be impressed with all we accomplished today.  Oh yeah....%%

 :laugh:

*But as time fillers, we're getting quite expert.  Thank God for the sheep.*  ;D
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: sparkle_motion on June 20, 2006, 07:55:29 pm
Lashawn here. I'm a little confused right now, especially about the Feng Shui references. Where I come from, we don't have that sort of thing. It reminds me of this time my papa ran into this yankee that was visitin' our town and he was askin' if we had a masseuse. Lordy me, I can't spell it, let alone know what one is. We was askin' him what he meant by that, my paw was ready to give him a five fingered sandwich 'cause we assumed he was insultin' us. But the yankee 'splained it was a woman that gives massages. We didnt have nuthin like that there but we told him Mabel who works over at the Piggly Wiggly took a massagin' class at the community college and she might be interested 'n givin' him a massage on her break. He looked at us a might odd and walked off.
Anyhoo, you buckaroos best be updatin' me when it's time to start this here play. I'm a wee bit excited!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 07:58:04 pm
:laugh:

*But as time fillers, we're getting quite expert.  Thank God for the sheep.*  ;D

** They are quite a handful!!  Speaking of mouthful ...what the ...  ???  >:(  **


(http://www.wilsonlivestock.com/images/516%20ewe%20out%20of%20DD.jpg)


** SECURITY!!  Take this dumbass perv away!  SHEEP MOLESTER!!  >:( **


(( Busboy zips up his pants and scrambles off ... Lucise chases after him ...))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 08:31:13 pm
Lashawn here. I'm a little confused right now, especially about the Feng Shui references.


** Y'know LaShawn...these high falutin city folk around here had some craaaaaaaazy notion to get all harmoniosly balanced.  Assuming y'all didn't study this stuff at SMU?  Anywho, Mr. Raymille has got sumpin good in mind no doubt for having the whole Feng Shui thing going on.  Here's an answer that will make everything clear as mud!  **

**WHAT IS FENG SHUI? (Pronounced "Fung Shway")

Feng Shui has been called the Chinese "Art of Placement," that balances the life energies, or chi, in a living space. Using simple "cures," it increases the flow of positive chi and subdues the negative flow. And according to the theory of Feng Shui, harmonizing our personal chi with the chi in the environment puts us in harmony with the natural forces of nature and, in turn, results in a healthy, happy and prosperous life. The basic tenets of this philosophy are quite simple. If positive energy can flow through an environment, then the people residing there will benefit.  When the chi circulates properly, we experience a feeling of well-being while good health and prosperity are increased in our lives.  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 09:18:40 pm
Feng Shui has been called the Chinese "Art of Placement," that balances the life energies, or chi, in a living space. ...... When the chi circulates properly, we experience a feeling of well-being while good health and prosperity are increased in our lives.

%%Hm, I reckon that's what Ennis was trying to adjust when he said the tent don't look right.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 20, 2006, 09:20:00 pm
Feng Shui has been called the Chinese "Art of Placement," that balances the life energies, or chi, in a living space. Using simple "cures," it increases the flow of positive chi and subdues the negative flow.  [/color] **

**I like that idea very much, O Feng Shui maven.  Could you arrange to "cure" my chi by placing Mr. Ledger in my personal space tonight?  Would be much obliged.**  :-*
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 09:26:11 pm
**I like that idea very much, O Feng Shui maven.  Could you arrange to "cure" my chi by placing Mr. Ledger in my personal space tonight?  Would be much obliged.**  :-*


(( FSD strategically arranges Mr. Ledger in Meryl's personal space, but Meryl seems distracted by someting on-line.  FSD convinces him Meryl's chi is worth the wait. ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 20, 2006, 09:27:53 pm
%% Wow, glad to be out a that truck, ask for a simple ride and his hands are all over me.  Damn, there's a price for everything these days.  Hope I can work this summer.  I promised Alma the moon and I better deliver cause she is one classy girl.

Now, where is this damn Ranch employment agency??  Hope this Aguirre guy is a decent fella, cause I need to makes serious money.   Wonder what he looks like?  Now why would I wonder that...hmmm.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 09:32:47 pm
**Woo-Hoo!** 

The Audience:  ((stands up and cheers for DeeDee as Ennis del Mar!))
Title: **Aside**
Post by: DeeDee on June 20, 2006, 09:33:32 pm
ATTENTION:

Stepping in for Brandon will be his understudy, Double D.  Should Brandon return I will relinquish the role back to him...

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 09:35:39 pm
Ledge Heather, (The Ledge):  "Groan.., oooooh... now who is this plonking his newly blessed denim clad virgin bum on me?!  It's always the way!  So early in the morning and some cowboy parks his chattering cheeks right down like it's his right! %% It's a very girly feeling butt mind you %%  It's not enough that I have to run around this damn building all day and night, but now I have to support some wanna be sheep poke! Woe is me!  Hey Stairs, whaddidya have to stoop to for him to give you his sandwiches?  I hope he butts his fag out on ya! %% I never liked Stairs.  Always fancied themselves as going up in the world! %%"


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Ennisonstep.jpg)

" ..and now that bloody noisy train!  Ooooooooooooooooh poor porr me.  I am so BOARD!"

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Train-Ennis-2.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 09:42:56 pm
**Woo-Hoo!** 

The Audience:  ((stands up and cheers for DeeDee as Ennis del Mar!))

The Audience:  ((CONTINUES to stand and cheers for DeeDee as Ennis del Mar!))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 20, 2006, 09:45:59 pm
%%Now where the hell is this guy?  Wait here comes a car. Boy does it need work, oh wait, this can't be this Aguirre fella, can it?  Looks like someone else looking for work.  Hell, look at the eyes on this here fella. Oh crap I think he saw me lookin at him.. Damn eyes down, eyes down.  He's checkin me out, I can tell, well he better keep those eyes to hisself...Ouch this ledge just pinched me.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 20, 2006, 10:10:15 pm
(( FSD strategically arranges Mr. Ledger in Meryl's personal space, but Meryl seems distracted by someting on-line.  FSD convinces him Meryl's chi is worth the wait. ))

%% JEE-zus H!  She actually did it!  JEE-zus H! %%  ((Adjusts robes and whips on some lipstick))

"Heath!  Dahling, do sit down.  Thank  you, Sister Yaadpyar, I can take it from here.  I said, I CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE."  ((Yaadpyar reluctantly retires.  Meryl smiles warmly at Heath))  "Can I get you something to drink?  Why don't you take off your hat and jacket, dear?  Just make yourself at home." ((Takes hat and jacket, turns to hang them up, breathes in manly scent, practically faints))

((Recovering)) "I thought we might discuss the spit-ual...er spiritual...side of your role before filming begins in earnest..."
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Post by: Front-Ranger on June 20, 2006, 10:10:51 pm
The Audience:  ((Continues to CONTINUE to stand and cheers for DeeDee as Ennis del Mar!))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 20, 2006, 10:13:01 pm
The Train: %%Oooh, look at that handsome cowboy. He sure does look lonely. If he's about to be sent up on that mountain I sure hope he has some company. Too bad there are no train tracks up there.... %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 10:28:00 pm

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/RunSheep.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 20, 2006, 10:38:34 pm
(( FSD hangs nice crystal balls to enhance the energy on the set. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/CrystalBall.jpg)

** Crystal Balls Bring Beautiful Colored "Chi" into Your Set  **

** The main purpose of faceted crystal balls is to transmute energy.  The balls must be faceted and the size depends upon the size of the ailment you are trying to cure.   A small window approx 2' x 4' would take a 20 mm ball.  A window 4'x4' will take a 30mm ball.  Anything larger will take a 50 mm ball or a couple of 30 mm balls.  When "Sha" or hard energy enters the ball, the facets deflect the energy breaking it up and turning it into "Chi" or soft energy.  Crystal Balls are typically used in windows to transmute the "Sha" entering your home from the street.  They can also be used in an entryway or long hallway  to slow down the energy.   The size of the crystal ball you choose is dependent on the size of the ailment and the amount of energy you are trying to transmute.  In a hall or entry that is 36" wide you can use 20 mm balls, hang them approx every 4'.  In a hall 48" wide use 30 mm balls and hand them every 4'.  In halls 60" wide or large use 50mm balls and hang them every 5'. **

%%  FSD is amazed at the multi-functionality of crystal balls.  %%

FSD: "Actors - please keep crystal ball size and placement in mind.  It's important!!" 
 
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 10:43:29 pm
= Ennis, please observe the previous post and redress your Shwaying Fung for the betterment of this performances Chi flow! =
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 10:49:27 pm
**Whew, some a those balls er the size a apples.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 20, 2006, 10:50:31 pm
Tootie:  %% Hmm, I know a girl who will be heading back up to her dorm room in a couple of months. I should tell her about these crystal balls. I bet she'd like some soft energy around during finals. Golly, the things you learn on a movie set! %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 10:52:14 pm
(( Meanwhile  ... The sheep trainer chills out at the Jacuzzi ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/luciseJacuzzi.jpg)


(( ... Back at the sheep playground ...))

(http://www.top20fun.com/images/pictures/0527.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 20, 2006, 10:58:36 pm
Quote
   The size of the crystal ball you choose is dependent on the size of the ailment and the amount of energy you are trying to transmute.  In a hall or entry that is 36" wide you can use 20 mm balls, hang them approx every 4'.  In a hall 48" wide use 30 mm balls and hand them every 4'.  In halls 60" wide or large use 50mm balls and hang them every 5'. **

%%  FSD is amazed at the multi-functionality of crystal balls.  Actors - please keep crystal ball size and placement in mind.  It's important!!    %%

** Um...  if I wanna do that 'sha' thing here in ma trailer which is 4' X 11' should I get a couple o' them balls the size a apples?   Or what.  **

Wile E.

%%Heehee...Effen' Meno & Effen' Pants, two nasty peas in a pod thinkin' the same thing!%%   ;D
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 20, 2006, 11:02:01 pm
= Hey!  Lucise Indapaddock!  I'm not paying you for the dog to babysit the sheep while you encourage no clothes! =
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 20, 2006, 11:02:17 pm
((Meryl brings Heath a cool drink and sits beside him on the couch, feeling the chi rev up to an incredible level))

%% Celeste must be reading my mind....How else would she know to start talking about balls?  How big is 50 mm?  Would they be the size of apples?   Jeez, it's hot in here.... %%

"So, Heath darling, what shall we talk about first?  Ennis's hole--SOUL! I mean--is quite beautiful, really, wouldn't you say..."
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on June 20, 2006, 11:18:33 pm
= Hey!  Lucise Indapaddock!  I'm not paying you for the dog to babysit the sheep while you encourage no clothes! =

((  Lucise jumps out of jacuzzi ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/dryUp.jpg)


(( Dresses up in a flash and gets back to the sheep playground ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sheep_herder.jpg)


%%  Shit!  That was close!  But talk about bad timing! 
Just when the dude in the 'cuzzi was getting 'friendly' ... bummer!  :-\  %%


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 20, 2006, 11:21:03 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/BBM/clotheslinejeans.jpg)

Pants #1 - ** Why did they get to go?! **

Pants #2 - ** Maybe 'cause they were dry and Mrs. Twist folded them
nicely and took them to his room?  (sigh...) **

Pants #3 - ** No, man.  They got to go last summer.  They're Jack's Effen'
Favorite Pants.  Sons' a bitches. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 20, 2006, 11:32:54 pm
To Sashca (Psst, How bout "Sons of britches?")
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 20, 2006, 11:44:13 pm
%% Look at this here fella tryin to make me look his way.  Wish this Aguirre would show up soon. Got some kind a funny feelin' in my belly an my face is gettin all hot.  I mus be comin down with some kind a fever.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 12:06:52 am
** Things you didn't know about cowboys : You should never perform toiletry duties before arriving for a job interview just incase you need to gaze into the rear view mirror to check out some seemingly shy fellow intervieweeeeeeeeee.  **

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/brushesmug.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 12:21:36 am
**Yes, my apologies Mr. Director and dear beloved costars. I have finally rearrived on set after about four hours of horrendous traffic. But I'm pitching up a tent here on the Q.T. (whatever the heck that is), and staying all night and all day tomorrow if I need to.**

YOUNG JACK:

((As the train rushes by, a lone blue truck rattles down the road of Signal, heading to the trailer that YOUNG ENNIS is leaning against. The truck sputters up to the trailer and grinds to a halt, its engine and exhaust loudly complaining. The truck rocks unsteadily for a moment as YOUNG JACK accompanied by YOUNG JACK'S JEANS dismount from the truck.))

((Kicking the truck's tire.))
Sh*t!

((He places his hands on his waist and looks at the truck, then turns and notices Ennis. He turns around completely and looks fully at him, the expression in his eyes vague but somehow familiar.))

**Emerged from hiding shell
The fated stirs his being.
Into the depths of hell,
A void expression lacking.

Not a hell of pain,
but one of ecstasy.
And from the human strain:
another soul to see.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 12:22:31 am
%%I'm so excited, Daniel and DeeDee are both in the thread at the same time.%%  ((Elle goes to pee and get her glasses, which she needs at night now, thanks to her aging eyes, hoping it will be a long night of goodness and folderol ahead.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 12:23:36 am
**I hope she can stay on for a while, I just got back from a long day at work.**

**I just noticed that whoever's been posting for Ennis, including the director, has been jumping around a bit. I know you people are anxious to get this thing moving on, but surely we can spend enough time to do it right.** ((smiles))
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Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 12:25:33 am
((He places his hands on his waist and looks at the truck, then turns and notices Ennis. He turns around completely and looks fully at him, the expression in his eyes vague but somehow familiar.))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Jake/jt2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 12:26:10 am
**I hope she can stay on for a while, I just got back from a long day at work.**

**Daniel, what can we get you?  A cool beverage, a sandwich, an ergonomic chair to sit in?  A finger massage between typings?  Your wish is our command - you are a STAR.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 12:28:41 am
**Let's just do this thing right, I've got about 20 pages of notes from the first 10 minutes of actual interractions, so can we please try not to jump around too much. There's a lot going on here (I don't think I have to tell you that), and I would be lack in my portrayal of Jack if I did not try and offer every detail witnessed.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 12:35:33 am
**Let's just do this thing right, I've got about 20 pages of notes from the first 10 minutes of actual interractions, so can we please try not to jump around too much. There's a lot going on here (I don't think I have to tell you that), and I would be lack in my portrayal of Jack if I did not try and offer every detail witnessed.**

((Elle shuts up and sits down.  No jumping.  Prepares for 20 pages of wonderment.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 12:37:37 am
** Moi GAWD!  The man's a chompin! 20 pages hunh?!  That's more than I took for the whole 6 months since seeing the original!  Let loose you rampant thesbian method Actor you!  I'm so chuffed! **

= Let the games proceed! =
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 12:38:28 am
**I've paused because this is where Ennis is supposed to look up at me and then look back down, again, bashedly. In other words, he catches me staring (gazing?) I'm not certain if I should wait for Dee Dee or whoever to go ahead and do that part, or if I should keep going, considering that some similar actions have already occurred (out of context, I might add) in previous posts.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 12:44:43 am
** Unfortunately, only took over the part tonight and had no time to prepare.  Why dont you, Daniel, pick it up from my last one, if that's ok.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 12:51:28 am
**I've paused because this is where Ennis is supposed to look up at me and then look back down, again, bashedly. In other words, he catches me staring (gazing?) **

(http://static.flickr.com/51/166461846_f756b1dc2d.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 12:54:33 am
** All Right. Umm, ((flips the page)), I guess we're about here.**

YOUNG JACK:

((Caught gazing at Ennis, he looks away quickly, walks back to the truck and leans back against it, his body overcome with a sensual ease. Having nothing else to look at, he gazes back at Ennis. The blue depths of his eyes darken in passion. He puts a hand on his waist, subtly caressing the pocket of his jeans as he leans back on his other arm. His stance is decidedly sexual and heated.))

((Time passes???))

(( Jack is looking in the side rearview mirror of the truck, shaving carefully with a cup of cold water with soap and brush. It's difficult work. He stops for a moment and looks at Ennis's reflection in the mirror, the expression in his eyes unreadable. He goes back to shaving and arches an eyebrow as he turns his head to the side to finish scraping the razor down that side of his face.))

**Side to side, eye to eye
The thrust, parry, riposte.
Shining blades, thus cast the die,
which now reject the cost.

The mirror reflects truth,
but what do I see?
The self which is in other
Or the him thats in me.
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 01:05:20 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Shaving.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Rearview.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 01:05:41 am
Young Ennis:

** He watches as this fella, with the blue eyes shave in his mirror and wonders who he is impressing, when a car comes driving up.  He gets out the way and waits until this man, Mr. Aguirre gets out of the car.  He seems gruff, so he waits and wonders if he should follow him in the trailer, when the man opens and shuts the door without even a glance.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 01:10:22 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Still accompanied by YOUNG JACK'S JEANS, looks up from the mirror at the sound of a car approaching. He wipes his face with his sleeve and puts his small shaving kit %% if it can be called that %% back in the truck. Mr. Aguirre gets out of the car and he approaches him hopefully.))

%% Uh, Mr. Aguirre? Mr. Aguirre? Remember me? %%

((Apparently either not remembering him or just completely inconsiderate, Mr. Aguirre ascends the steps to his trailer and quickly enters, slamming the door behind him.))

((The ominous warning on the door stands out like a blazing torch: "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."))

** Hope springs anew,
though not forever.
Drops of fresh dew,
which dry up in fever.

In fervor and haste,
opportunity goes by.
Precious seconds we waste...
But do we know why?

Some silences are benign,
but other soundlessnesses hostile.
To frustrate or to strengthen,
the quiet heart will rustle.
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 01:16:01 am
Quote
((The ominous warning on the door stands out like a blazing torch: "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."))


(http://lamarmo.com/davisreno/signs/sign015.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 01:18:14 am
= Fast or slow, we are missing many great opportunities to comment on the side issues here Jack.  Such as What the razor has to say about all this, and the Feng Sui of the mirror position.  I know you're excited, but you'll burn yourself out by interval if you don't pause! =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Bleed.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 01:21:45 am
**Sure thing, boss. I suppose I can be grateful that the razor didn't have an actor. I just don't think that I have the type of wit you are wanting for your humorous rendition. If anyone would like to offer suggestions for the opinions of the physical objects or some other humorous anecdote that might help further our beloved director's artistic vision, please don't hesitate to inform me.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 01:23:58 am
** Jack, you heard the boss, let yer hair down...
Matter of fact, lets go for a drink and if you are up for it, a little jacuzz-ing action later  ;) **



(http://www.neophi.com/home/danielr/fun/bigone.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 01:24:49 am
%%Jack, you be Jack.  Silly people, you be silly people.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 01:29:13 am
**Thank you, Ms. Assistant Director. I will of course go back and add choruses to those parts that I have already performed. But right now, in the interest of getting the action going, I am willing to put those aside.  While I do have a sense of humor, it is more dry than erratic, and more philosophical than irrational. **

((sings))

**Getting to know you, getting to know all about you. Getting to like you, Getting to hope you like me. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 01:41:07 am
** We love you ya goose!  It's just that I know many foolish people have been collecting all sorts of nonsense in preparation for performances as the cigarette, the shaving brush, and the wind certainly has more to say than her fair share.  Do what you're doing.., just do it slower! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 01:43:22 am
**Oh, I see. So you want the action to move along, but you don't want to move it along so swiftly in case an inanimate object or animal wants to interject something. A Disney-esque version, if you will. **
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Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 01:55:09 am
(( Mr Indapaddock walks over to the Director ...))



** Errrr...Boss - can I have a word in yer ear?  Ummm, I wanted to ask if it'd be okay if I took off for few hours.  You see, the thing is that I just received a letter from home, and my sister Spermanza has just had triplets.  I'd love to go see them and be back in few hours. **


(( Waits quietly ..continues ...))


** As a matter of fact, here are the cute little sweethearts ...**

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/triplets1.jpg)


** Ooops...errr..wrong photo!!  :-\ ..
These are the triplets: 2 boys and a gal..**


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/baby_abc_in_diapers.jpg)


** Aren't they darlin??  So could I take off for a few to go see 'em Boss?  :-\  **


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 01:59:58 am
**  Yes Jack, I am Walt slowly defrosting!  **

**  Lucise Man!  Take me with you and we'll both take it off!  Congratulations to your sister for the other triplets by the way, although with a name such SPERMANZA, what could be expected?! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 02:06:28 am
**  Lucise Man!  Take me with you and we'll both take it off!  Congratulations to your sister for the other triplets by the way, although with a name such SPERMANZA, what could be expected?! **

** Yer my hero Boss!  I will pass the good wishes to Spermie, she will be thrilled.  :D
Just to keep your mind at ease, I have gotten my friend Iqualuit to babysit them sheep while I am gone.  He is very experienced in all things sheep!  His father used to own the
largest herd of sheep in Upper Mongolia before he sold everything to move out here ...
Our sheep will be in good hands!  :)  **



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/tibetSheepHerder.jpg)


**  He will go back home when I get back in a coupla hours!  Thank you Boss!  ;D  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 21, 2006, 02:38:27 am
** Yer my hero Boss!  I will pass the good wishes to Spermie, she will be thrilled.  :D
Just to keep your mind at ease, I have gotten my friend Iqualuit to babysit them sheep while I am gone.  He is very experienced in all things sheep!  His father used to own the
largest herd of sheep in Upper Mongolia before he sold everything to move out here ...
Our sheep will be in good hands!  :)  **


**  He will go back home when I get back in a coupla hours!  Thank you Boss!  ;D  **


** Oh dear. Folks, I've reason to believe our sheep trainer won't have much time for us today! Hope that replacement trainer is any good... **


http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2779.msg45994;topicseen#msg45994 (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2779.msg45994;topicseen#msg45994) 
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 03:28:12 am
((watches the film of the last few scenes with the director tapping his foot nearby. When the scenes cut, the director is looking at them both, an eyebrow arched but nothing spoken.)) %% Gulp! %%

** You want us to do it again? **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 03:37:55 am
** NO WAY!  ** 

(( Stops tapping foot and puts down hammer ))

%%  Aaahhhhhhhhhh that's a releif  %%

= Stage call has been sent to Ennis' Cigarettes, and the rest of the cast are out celebrating Lucise Indapaddock's Birthday =
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Kelda on June 21, 2006, 04:01:35 am
=Thanks to reminder from the actor playing the part of the horse with the low startle point (jenny) I have ammended cassie's lines to ensure she is a glass collector! She would be too young to pull pints in her Uncle's (I made this part up!!) pub, so has to make do with being a glass collector until she is old enough to be a real barmaid!=
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 21, 2006, 07:10:44 am
** Mr. Raymille, Mr. Raymille! *flapping pants legs wildly* I'm sorry if Jack's pants were leaning a little more towards laconic tonight, but at least they were THERE (Thank you, Daniel!).  **
** All Right. Umm, ((flips the page)), I guess we're about here.**

YOUNG JACK:

((Caught gazing at Ennis, he looks away quickly, walks back to the truck and leans back against it, his body overcome with a sensual ease. Having nothing else to look at, he gazes back at Ennis. The blue depths of his eyes darken in passion. He puts a hand on his waist, subtly caressing the pocket of his jeans as he leans back on his other arm. His stance is decidedly sexual and heated.))

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/BBM/CUpants.jpg)
"Sensual ease", baby....   and "Decidedly sexual and heated".

%%  Oh, Daniel is SO GOOD!  Jack's pants may just do all the drapin' and belt-buckle flickin' ... slidin' off hastily and all around lookin' about as sexy as a pair of pants can look....   and let DANIEL come up with all those purty words......  YEAH! %%

%%Feeling so guilty....!  Immediately after posting the picture of Jack's 'left behind in Lightning Flat' pants, I had to rush my daughter to the emergency room because she had an allergic reaction that was rapidly closing up her throat and her face was swelling.  She was treated right away so was out of danger, but had to stay several hours.  Once I was sure all was well.....   yes, you guessed it....   I was pacing around worrying I'd miss my cues!  (Oh, No--  what if the pants go to Signal and drape across the truck without me?!  They did, and I survived.)  Thanks again to Young Jack who made sure he didn't arrive Pants-less....although.....  ;D   we'll save that for our 'DVD added features' version. %%


**Mr. Raymille?  Just in case more unforeseen absences occur, would it be okay if:

Truck Driver - He'll be okay for awhile....   he has plenty to 'think on'.

Jack's Pants - Looks like Jack's pants will be well taken care of, clinging lovingly to every inch of those long, muscular legs, gently rounded buttocks region, and fluctuating firmness in the fly zone.  I'll try to always be there, ensuring all pants parts are in smooth working order.  But in my absence, Pants will accompany Jack at all times....   except for laundry day, of course!   (Will that work?)

Cigar Butt - I'd like to appoint an understudy for this role, so that in the event of a 'Marilyn Monroe-length waiting period, the story can continue.  I was hoping Low-Startle-Point Jenny might step in if needed, since she seems to have enough filly feistiness for two (right, Jenny?  ;D ) Just tryin' to cover all bases, Mr. Raymille, Sir.  **
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Post by: ednbarby on June 21, 2006, 08:54:49 am
**Damn.  Sorry I missed my cue, Mr. Raymille.  I had all kinds of backstory prepared about it taking me so long because I was at the spa getting extra buttery-ness injected into my leaves, too.  Maybe Ennis is trying to cut down?**
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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 21, 2006, 08:56:11 am
((Out in the distance, the rumbling of an engine grows louded and louder.  YOUNG JACK and YOUNG ENNIS look up to see a cloud of dust being kicked up by a blue... something-or-other.))

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Aguire-car-3.gif)

((It is Aguirre and company!))

**If anyone wants to take the part of the company characters and have some fun, feel free to do so -- but I think we already have a Basque.  Also, for some reason, I think this would be a great time for a musical number.  Am I the only one that really thinks a musical number would be absolutely perfect... something very "opening number of West Side Story" maybe?**

((Aguirre and company pull up, hanging out the windows of the car.  Their hands are raised in unison.  Snap.  Snap.  Snap.))
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 09:54:54 am
(( Making breakfast for her husband, Mrs. Twist drifts off in her thoughts, wondering about her beloved son Jack. ))

Mrs. Twist: "You want bacon or sausage with your eggs?"

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Mrs.jpg)

%% I wonder how Jack's doing.  He's such a sweet boy.  Such a good heart.  Don't know how he's gonna make a way in the world.  Driven off by his daddy - no home left for him at home.  He's young to be out there alone, but I guess he'll figure it out.  Guess he's got no choice...  How did I end up here, stuck with this life, stuck with this man?  %%
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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 21, 2006, 10:16:02 am
**While there seems to be a delay on the opening musical number... I wanted to make the note that I do have another musical number that would be very cute in the future.  Are we all aware of the film "The Little Mermaid" ? -- You know that song "Kiss the Girl" ...well I was thinking maybe everyone could do that song during the first tent scene, hahaha!  You know, we could all play a forest critter and sing the lyrics:

Sha-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah, my, oh, my
Looks like the boy too shy
Go on and kiss the boy (whoah-whoah)

Sha-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah, ain't that sad
Ain't it a shame, too bad
He gonna miss the boy (whoah-whoah)


Hehehe... just a suggestion... I thought it would be kind of cute.**
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Post by: welliwont on June 21, 2006, 10:16:40 am

John Twist:  %%Ain't it just like him tho', durn fool, to run off juss as soon as I need him ta be helpin' me wid the fence-mendin'!  Now how 'm I suppose' ta pull that fence wire tight all by myself and drive the fencing nails in all at the same time?  It's not lak I have three hands or nothin'!!  Hmphh!!%%

**hey Celeste, I'm leavin' for my one-hour commute just now, so I can't be jumpin' in for a while...**
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Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 10:39:03 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/WS.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/WS2.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 10:48:46 am
Broken Arsed Mountain Soundtrack Lyrics


JACK
(spoken)
Ennis . . .

(sings)
The most beautiful sound I ever heard:
Ennis, Ennis, Ennis, Ennis . . .
All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word . .
Ennis, Ennis, Ennis, Ennis . . .
Ennis!
I've just met a guy named Ennis,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
To me.
Ennis!
I've just glimpsed a guy named Ennis,
And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!
Ennis!
Say it loud and there's music playing,
Say it soft and it's almost like praying.

Ennis,
I'll never stop saying Ennis!

The most beautiful sound I ever heard.
Ennis.

** Sincere apologies to Jim Bryant for destroying the original "Maria" song **

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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 21, 2006, 11:11:05 am
**Celeste, with much love for your lyrics, I must point out how out of place it is at this point... considering that Ennis and Jack have not introduced themselves to each other yet!  So perhaps we can hold on to it for a little bit.**

**I do have the opening musical number prepared, though.  Ray, I'll need some help with photos for this...**

= to the tune of the "Jet Song" from West Side Story=

AGUIRRE:
When you tend the sheep, you'll pitch a pup tent!
You'll sleep with the sheep one-hundred percent!

When you tend the sheep and you see a coyote,
You'll shoot it on sight, but doooon't rooooock the boooooooat...


((Aguirre comes to a grand closing with the tune of "Jet Song" and without missing a beat moves into the tune of "Rock the Boat" by The Hues Corporation (the oldies song) along with the rest of his crew.))

AGUIRRE & CO.
Oh, to rock the boat, don't rock the boat, baby
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat-t-t-t-t...
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 11:46:23 am
The Wind:  %%Ah, I see everything is hunky dory down in Signal, and the folks are using their breath (wind) to bring joy and gaiety.%%  ((The Wind blows through that parking lot of latent potentiality.))
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 11:48:00 am
**Celeste, with much love for your lyrics, I must point out how out of place it is at this point... considering that Ennis and Jack have not introduced themselves to each other yet!  So perhaps we can hold on to it for a little bit.**

**  David - I think you are exactly right here.  The song is completely out of place.  I was just so inspired by Mr. Raymille's still shots.  I hope I won't make you toooooo crazy by not deleting it...  What are you gonna do with folks like me. **

(( StudDuck David:   ::) ::) ::) ))
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Post by: Meryl on June 21, 2006, 11:52:21 am
%% Uh oh, the dreaded "musical number" monster has reared its head.  I guess it was to be expected.  Pretty soon they'll be filking away at every tune known to man, and I stopped listening to pop songs in the 70's.  I never know the tune to these damn filks!  Oh well, at least I do know "West Side Story."  I'm surprised a whippersnapper like StudDuck does, to tell the truth. %%

((Nursing a top-grade headache, Meryl walks gingerly out of her High Priestess digs, much like Jack does after TS1.))

%% Jeebus, that sun'll blind a person! %%  ((Whips on sunglasses, sinks onto a porch chair))

"Ouch!"

%% Wish I could remember more specifics about last night.  It gets all blurry after Heath and I raided the Feng Shui cabinet and downed all the ceremonial rice wine.  That boy can hold his liquor!  But damn, that chi energy was going strong!  Judging from how I feel when I sit down, I think I owe Sister Celeste and her twinkly balls big-time.  I mean, big-time! %%
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 12:07:37 pm
(( Celeste changes quickly out of Mrs. Twist costume, and decides, out of respect for the entire cast and crew (esp Stud Duck) to give up on the musical numbers.  She then hurridly dons her FSD robes to resume her Ceremonial role.  ))


((FSD Celeste/YaadPyar lays out Celadon Porcelain Wu Lou Tassel for Meryl. )) 

** According to my sources, the Celadon Porcelain Wu Lou Tassel is perfect for those who want some Heath (or is that supposed to be Health?) Feng Shui in their home, but in a more decorative form. Enjoy your gourd tassel placed in the home or tied to personal effects, or to persons named Heath. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/tassel.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on June 21, 2006, 12:20:27 pm
**Thanks, Celeste (I think)!**

((Ties tassel around her aching head))

**I'll replace the ceremonial rice wine, I promise.  Um, do you know how to make coffee?**
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 12:36:51 pm

((Ties tassel around her aching head))

**I'll replace the ceremonial rice wine, I promise.  Um, do you know how to make coffee?**


** Craft services is in charge of coffee.  Union rules prohibit me of making coffee.  Sorry. **

** FSD must ask in her Ceremonial Role, that High Priestess return crystal balls of any size cleaned and polished ASAP.  And why is there some guy who looks like Heath Ledger wandering around the set all hung over asking when he's getting his special 'blessing'?! **

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Post by: Meryl on June 21, 2006, 01:16:20 pm
** Craft services is in charge of coffee.  Union rules prohibit me of making coffee.  Sorry. **

** FSD must ask in her Ceremonial Role, that High Priestess return crystal balls of any size cleaned and polished ASAP.  And why is there some guy who looks like Heath Ledger wandering around the set all hung over asking when he's getting his special 'blessing'?! **

**WHAT!**

((Meryl whips off the tassel and stands up, in high dudgeon))

**You betrayed me, you beeyatch!  Just because I didn't have on my glasses, you substituted a Heath look-alike!  Take back your @*!$% balls, and may you never have a day's luck with them!**

((Meryl pulls down all twinkly balls within reach and pommels the FSD, who quickly retreats, robes flapping))

%% "Blessing," my ass....  Let him try to get any more "blessing" from me, and-- %%

((Considers))

%% He did look an awful lot like Heath Ledger.... %%
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Post by: cmr107 on June 21, 2006, 02:01:54 pm
Tootie: %% Oh no! That boy in the beige hat is about to go into the trailer! I'm missing my cue! Good thing I have this apple to give him. %%

((Walks down the street 20 feet behind Aguirre.))

%% Now if I just take a little detour, I'll walk past the trailer and can slip it in his paper bag. %%

((Starts walking toward trailer, sees adorable cowboy draped over his truck, staring at Tootie's intended apple recipient.))

%% I can't compete with those blue eyes. Maybe down the road there will be another trailer where cute boys go to get jobs... %%

((Continues walking, looking dejected.))
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 02:16:54 pm
**WHAT!**

((Meryl whips off the tassel and stands up, in high dudgeon))

**You betrayed me, you beeyatch!  Just because I didn't have on my glasses, you substituted a Heath look-alike!  Take back your @*!$% balls, and may you never have a day's luck with them!**

((Meryl pulls down all twinkly balls within reach and pommels the FSD, who quickly retreats, robes flapping))

%% "Blessing," my ass....  Let him try to get any more "blessing" from me, and-- %%

((Considers))

%% He did look an awful lot like Heath Ledger.... %%

%% High Priestess must REALLY be hungover.  Guy looks like Heath Ledger because he IS!  FSD would never deceive H.P. (High Priestess) who is incapable of being deceived anyway.  Subtlety in writing is sooooooo lost on H.P. when she's had too much ceremonial wine.  FSD considers that H.P.'s interest in Heath Ledger is NEVER a joking matter... %%

(( FSD returns tassel to H.P., who accepts it as the talisman that it is.  H.P. sets off to Nordstrom Spa for a hot stone massage to recover from last night, and FSD looks for new ceremonial implements to restore balance to set and self. ))
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 02:23:16 pm
** A Musical Number (though without a tune, regretfully) **

YOUNG JACK:

** How can I stand his silence?
How can I reply to the unasked question?
How can I know which way the wind blows,
in his silence?
His silence.

His hands in his pockets,
His face toward the ground.
His eyes dart up but they don't look around.
They are focused on me.
My heart skips a beat,
But even I look away.
The day is too bright.
You shuffle your feet in the gravel.
You look down at the toes of your boots.
Something there on the ground must amaze you,
or perhaps something deep inside.

The sky welcomes me, its clear blue winds
Are my brothers. The sun is my beautiful
Mother. The cloud that floats by is my friend.
But even with their promise of freedom,
even with their laughter and glee,
Something in my life is missing.
Tell me, oh what could it be?

How can I stand his silence?
My heart yearns for his heart to be free.
How can I know which way the wind blows,
In his silence?
His silence.

In the mirror I see his reflection.
And still he seems quite content
To look down at the ground, but not look around.
To close his eyes and pretend not to see
The thing which I most want him to see... me.
My hearts starts to flutter when I think that he might.
My breath is caught in my throat.
The situation grows stranger and stranger,
But none here is more strange than he.

How can I stand his silence?
It burns such awareness within me.
How can I know which way the wind blows
in his silence?
His silence.**
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 02:31:15 pm
%% FSD wonders why there is no action occuring in B.A.M. among principle players.  Thinks it strange that the story is moving forward sooooooo slowly.  Even with not much dialogue, Ennis, Jack & Aguirre managed to move faster than this. %%

(( FSD places Feng Shui Power Flute outside Aguirre's trailer to get energy re-balanced.  It is made from strong, thick bamboo with segments that forcefully direct ch’i to help increase prosperity, get Jack & Ennis moving and talking, get Aguirre to give them information, and get them moving to the bar down the street sooner than later, and drive away harmful energy. The flute’s mouth has Chinese calligraphy of the ancient Tibetan Buddhist mantra of compassion, "Sh*t.  That's hard," that offers blessings and symbolically fills the breath of the flute.  Plus, it goes very nicely with the crystal balls. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/powerFlute.jpg)



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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 02:31:42 pm

(( FSD whispers some special incantations around the flute and crystal balls, whips out the bells and prayer flags from the tote bag.  ))

%%  FSD hopes like hell this production gets back on track before Mr. Raymille returns from today's red-carpet premiere.  He continues to dazzle the crowds and paparazzi by being nattily attired to match the red carpet down which he walks. %%

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/red_tuxedo.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 02:40:13 pm
(( Lucise I. drives back to the set ...))


(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158692204.jpg)


**  Folks!!  ;D  I have finally returned from visiting my family in Timbuktu.  I am just so thrilled because my sister (lovely Spermanza) has the most beautiful triplets you ever saw.  Here are the newest additions to the Indapaddock family … and what beautiful names!!  :D  They are just too adorable!  **

(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158689499.jpg)


**  My trusted friend Iqualuit who was looking after the flock for me has just gone home.  But not before he gave me some good news.  One of my ewes Celestine, gave birth last night! ..Yap, you guessed it!  Triplets again!!  :D **

(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158689463.jpg)

(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158689533.jpg)


** My head is swimming I am just so happy!  Well, I better get back to the flock and to the new mother! 
I just needed to share the news with you all.  **



(( Lucise walks back to the sheep playground with a bounce in his step and whistle on his lips …))


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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 21, 2006, 02:46:58 pm
** Wooooooo, Tootie and the apple!  It's true, Tootie, you are no competition for Mr. Blue Eyes-Shirt-Pants draped across the truck (he has none) but....  have you considered doubling back and sneaking in the bar?  While those two handsome cowboys are discussing asphyxiation and a curve in the road, you could slip the apple into that rolled up grocery bag.....   a 'special treat' later for a lonely cowboy in his puptent.**   ::)


** Gimme some more of that Jack Daniel's!.  Of course, I'm referring to Daniel's Jack, singing his warm, yet mournful, hopeful and heartfelt song about Ennis.  It is SO beautiful...  I'll be 'basque-ing in the glow of these lyrics all day... **   :)
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 02:50:57 pm
** This is a bit of a redo from last night, replying to Mr. Aguirre's arrival**

YOUNG JACK

((noticing the car drive up, looks up from shaving, wipes his face, puts his black hat on and moves toward the new arrival. He puts his thumb in the pocket of JEANS and waits for Aguirre to get out))

**For chorus, see previous posts **
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 02:51:48 pm


Quote
** Gimme some more of that Jack Daniel's!.  Of course, I'm referring to Daniel's Jack, singing his warm, yet mournful, hopeful and heartfelt song about Ennis.  It is SO beautiful...  I'll be 'basque-ing in the glow of these lyrics all day... **   :)

** Ah, you're sweet. **
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 03:52:09 pm
Young Ennis



((Tries his best not to watch this fella shave, when a car comes barreling into the lot,
which causes him to move quickly out of the way.  He grabs his paper bag and waits for Aguirre to get out.  He walks up the steps and closes the door on him and this other guy.))
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 04:37:43 pm
The Wind:  ((Rolls around like a cat in the grass at the beauty of Jack's song.  Whistles softly through chi flute, caresses outside of trailer, prescient with joy that soon those beautiful scrawny asses will walk up those stairs.))
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Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 04:42:15 pm
The Wind:  ((Rolls around like a cat in the grass at the beauty of Jack's song...))


(http://bonito.cricalix.net/albums/wildlife/cat_in_grass_20050515.sized.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 21, 2006, 04:44:51 pm

%%Yaaawn!%%

((Pipedream comes home from work, throws her radio microphone in the corner, gets herself done up as Props Magician Anke Spanky, jumps on her magic broomstick and rushes to the set.))

%%Damn it. Mr. Raymille's got no right a make me do this! I should be in bed by now! I want more money!!!! And look what's been going on here during my absence!%%  ::)

((Shouting in an unpleasantly shrill voice:))


(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00007543.jpg)

** No, Cassie! No!!! You are not going to serve your beer in that costume!! **  >:(

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00010351.jpg)

** No, Jack! I know you're bored, but there's no need to dress up for your "cow and calf operation" line now that Aguirre can get out of his car and into his trailer at any moment! Guess there's no need for that costume at all! The pants would be seriously hurt, ya know! Where you got that calf from, in the first place? **  ???

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00008685.jpg)

** Sheeptrainer! Is that one of your woolies or Mr. Raymille's mop lying around there for everybody to stumble across? **  ::)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009946.jpg)

%%Just a moment... Aguirre's car!!!! Shit! %%  :-\

** I'll be right back! **

%% Calm down. Calm down. Everything will be fine... %%
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Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 04:54:49 pm
** Errr...Ms Spanky, that is in fact Mr Raymille's mop or toupee I guess.
He usually has it very nicely coiffed for occasions like the red carpet ceremonies ...**

(http://www.abfab.co.uk/Thumbnails/S25137.jpg)


** ... but I guess he left that one in favor of this cute little red number (matches his suit)...**


(http://atlasf1.autosport.com/2000/mal/elizalde00.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 04:58:41 pm
YOUNG JACK

((rolls his eyes as he waits for Mr. Aguirre to get out of the car, wondering why he and his work companions are snapping their fingers in some odd ritualistic syndrome))

Um, Mr. Aguirre! You gonna open the door for us or not. It's a bit windy out here!
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Post by: Pipedream on June 21, 2006, 05:03:36 pm

%% Phew. Here we go. Aguirre's car. Now he just has to get the hell outta there! %%  :P

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00010204.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 05:06:36 pm

(http://bonito.cricalix.net/albums/wildlife/cat_in_grass_20050515.sized.jpg)

** This is the most beautiful photo of me ever.  And you captured my likeness perfectly.  Thank you, Mr. Indapadock.  And it is I who should be giving you a gift on your Birthday! **
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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 21, 2006, 05:12:14 pm
((Aguirre steps out of the car and like a flash he's in the trailer!  Young Jack and Young Ennis are in disbelief at the portly fellow's lightning speed!  His companions respectively drive off... but, in an odd sense of irony, they do it very slowly and "grandma" like.))

**And, ahem, DeeDee... you don't have to contact me about it being my turn to go on, especially when it says that I'm here!!!  You have to give me time to read through everything to get caught up... and to come up with something gold... I've been here pretty regularly!  Cut me some slack!  Okay... now you may continue, you vicious coyotes of tardiness.**
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 05:15:31 pm
((Frowns as Aguirre rushes out of the car so quickly, and heads toward the door, momentarily noting the sign. He puts his thumb in the pocket of YOUNG JACK'S JEANS and leans back for a moment.))

%% Gee, he don't have to be so rude! We're just trying to get some work. %%

((Looks over at Ennis with a knowing glance and nods his head toward the door.))
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 05:16:55 pm
Young Ennis

((Watches Aguirre and his pals say goodbye and he stomps up the steps to his trailer, but Ennis has other things on his mind))


%% I really need this job, I hope to save enough for my weddin day.  I jes keep wonderin why I keep a looking at ole blue eyes over there.  Somethin about him gonna give me a notion to keep my hands in my pockets.%%
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Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 05:20:25 pm
** Oh Wind, you don't have to give me anything.  It has already been a fantastic day,
what with the Indapaddock triplets an' all, I am on cloud three  nine!  ;D  **



** Something threatens to burst my bubble though!
Ms Spanky!!  I need your assistance ASAP!  First of all, I have tried to get the bloody
paparazzis away from the celebrities in the herd, but I need more security!  There have been complaints
from many, especially Mr Resttle Craw here ...**


(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158742736.jpg)


** And, you might want to deal with this one!  I can't handle the howling any more!  >:(  **

(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158742741.jpg)


** Please do something for me pronto, much appreciated!  **


(( Starts to wish he had stayed back home in Timbuktu ... :-\  ))
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 05:21:49 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((clears his throat loudly, hoping to be heard in the trailer.))

Ahem!

((looks down for a moment, then back over at Ennis))

%% You know, he's kinda cute in an outlandish way. %%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 05:24:17 pm
Elle: ((gets some virtual popcorn and sits back to enjoy the show!))  
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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 21, 2006, 05:25:10 pm
((Aguirre comes to the door and cracks it open and eyeballs the two boys on the steps.))

AGUIRRE:

If you pair'a deuces lookin' for work, um... you better get your cowpoke tails in here, pronto.


**And just an additional note on the comment directed towards DeeDee... it wasn't meant to be unpleasant or mean in any way... just one of those light-hearted, "hey!"s and nothing more. ((angelic look))  Dee knows we're buds, and I would hope she wouldn't have taken offense to it.**
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Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 05:27:21 pm
AGUIRRE:

If you pair'a deuces lookin' for work, um... you better get your cowpoke tails in here, pronto.



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/Aguirre.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 05:28:02 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack starts forward, momentarily taking his eyes off Ennis, but can't resist taking another peek as they move toward the door.))

%% It's about time, Mr. Aguirre! Takin' your time. We've been out here awhile. %%
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 05:40:39 pm
Young Ennis


(( Starts walking to the trailer but keeps glancing back at toward this fella thinking..))


%% Hope my ass is lookin' ok with these here jeans, I jes know he's watchin' me and I got ta figger out why I care.  Such a beautiful boy%%


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Post by: Pipedream on June 21, 2006, 05:41:28 pm
** Something threatens to burst my bubble though!
Ms Spanky!!  I need your assistance ASAP!  First of all, I have tried to get the bloody
paparazzis away from the celebrities in the herd, but I need more security!  There have been complaints
from many, especially Mr Resttle Craw here ...**


** Please do something for me pronto, much appreciated!  **


** Don't worry about it. Our security staff are on their way! **  ;D

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009449.jpg)

** In the meantime I've ripped the sheep costumes off them paparazzi folks and given them some extra large drinks. They've already forgotten about their photos, I guess... **  ;)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009440.jpg)

** As to that coyote, he's out of the competition anyway. As far as I know, the role has been given to someone else. Mr. Raymille has chosen someone better looking, I believe... ** ;D
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 05:43:15 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Isn't at all used to people staring at him so much, usually he's the gazer. Looks down with a smile and shakes his head, just as they reach the door.))

%% I hope this boy don't look at me that way in front of Mr. Aguirre. Might be a little embarassin'.%%

((hangs back for a moment to regain his composure, letting YOUNG ENNIS go ahead of him))
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Post by: twistedude on June 21, 2006, 05:44:01 pm
Just finished the "cast o characters" "Jack's pants--Melinda; Saliva string--untaken." Gasp...

"Wasn't that a time?"
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Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 05:48:01 pm
** Ms Spanky!  Thank you!!
You are truly a Magician!  The security you got there is pretty impressive!  :D
They managed to tackle another loonie who was trying to break into the set!  **



(http://www.hockey-humor.com/streaker.jpg)

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40712000/jpg/_40712604_streaker300x245.jpg)


**  I am impressed!!  :D **


(( Finally my sheep can rest easy!  Phewwww... ))

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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 21, 2006, 05:49:31 pm
((With both boys now inside the trailer, a bass-line (in the sense of the snapping) creates an aura of suspense for the much awaited (and even teased) opening musical number.))

AGUIRRE:  ((singing))

When you tend sheep
You tend sheep all the way
From your first lonely night
To your last kay-yo-tey

Ev-er-y night
You will pitch a pup tent
And you'll sleep with the sheep,
Boy, one hunnerd per-cent!

You're always alone
You got your .30-.30
And there's always the river
If your clothes should get dirty!

When you tend sheep
'Case them snoops come on by
You don't build no damn fire
And you don't leave no sign.


((The music is cut-off by the sound of the phone ringing.  An awkward pause fills the trailer as Aguirre reaches over and picks up the phone.  He listens as his face grows red.))

AGUIRRE:

No!  No!  Not on your muckin' life!


((Aguirre sets down the phone and the music immediately comes back in ready for Aguirre to do his big close!))

AGUIRRE:  ((singing))

It's gonna get cold!
And you won't get much sleep!
But we'll sure as heck make wool blankets
Outta all'a dem sheep!

OUTTA...
ALL'A...
DEM MUCKIN'...
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP......
Yeah!


((Aguirre sits down in his chair and lights a cigarette.  He picks up the phone and pauses as Young Jack and Young Ennis just stand there.))

**Special Note:  Thanks to Jenny (newyearsday) who acted as a co-writer on the musical number.  I, of course, came up with the original verses seen earlier which she used as inspiration to compose the rest of the song (with the exception of a few additions that I made).  Thanks Jenny!**
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 05:56:31 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((puts his hands on his hips during the rendition, looking on in disapproval.))
((dumbfounded by the musical rendiition of work instructions, he can only stand there and nod, unsuspecting.))

Umm, OK.

%% That was downright horrible. Don't ever go into showbiz, Mr. Aguirre! %%

**If not for ill harmony in small space
Jack might have found more time
To examine with scrutiny and grace
The state of Ennis' form, now sublime.

But as it was distracting,
to hear such horrendous tone.
He found himself lacking
and grateful for that phone.**

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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 05:57:40 pm
** WOO DEE HOO **  ((Applauds her ass off for Aguirre's solo.))  %%This is The-a-tuh!!!!!!!
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 06:04:17 pm
(( The FSD hurries into her ceremonial robes, lighting insence as she goes, to bless and encourage the powerful chi spilling all over Aguirre's trailer.  Shoot - with Jack & Ennis both here, the place is swimming in chi...  ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/incense.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 06:06:51 pm
(( Now, the stranger Aguirre hung up on is still on the line, mad, furious, sad ...trying to call him back ))


(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158752531.jpg)
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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 21, 2006, 06:09:05 pm
(( Now, the stranger Aguirre hung up on is still on the line, mad, furious, sad ...trying to call him back ))


(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/158752531.jpg)

AGUIRRE:

%%No!  No!  Not on your muckin' life!%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 06:10:56 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((suddenly realizing they were dismissed))

That's it? When do we start? Where are we going exactly? We need details, Aguirre!!! Never mind, if it's the same as last year, I already know.

((looks over at Ennis))

Come on, you're going to need a watch.

((walks over behind Aguirre and grabs it from the box there, looks down and winds it, tossing it over to Ennis))
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 06:12:08 pm
** MR. Raymille!!  They've made it into the trailer, Sir!!  Yes, Sir...yes, Sir...and we're only on Page 18 19 of the thread, Sir.  Yes, Sir, I think so too!  Admirable, stellar, an achievement to be proud of.  Yes, Sir.  Oh, and Mr. Raymille?  They are Effen' RHYMIN'!!  **
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 06:18:27 pm
Young Ennis


((Ennis shakes his head in disbelief))


%% Mr. Aguirre, please sing no more
       My head is hurtin'
       My feet, they're sore

      I need this job
      to start right soon
      as I promised my Alma
      I'd give her the moon.
    
      I need to git movin'
      to get off my mind
      this beautiful boy
      who stands right behind..%%

      
    
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 06:23:59 pm
Young Ennis


(( catches the watch noticing how old and worn it is ))


%% Can we leave now, he wonders.  This Twist guy has been here last year..hmmmm maybe he can show me the ropes.. he seems to be the take charge type.. I think I like that.%%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 06:25:02 pm
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 21, 2006, 06:27:05 pm
((Frowns as Aguirre rushes out of the car so quickly, and heads toward the door, momentarily noting the sign. He puts his thumb in the pocket of YOUNG JACK'S JEANS and leans back for a moment.))

%% Gee, he don't have to be so rude! We're just trying to get some work. %%

((Looks over at Ennis with a knowing glance and nods his head toward the door.))

%% I can't believe that I'd get this excited over the idea of Jack's thumb in my pocket.....!  Oh, yeah, I can....  couldn't cling onto that thumb fast enough....%%

JACK'S PANTS -
%% Whoa...!  What was that?! ...... Jack just keeps lookin' over at that hot, HOT cowboy....and my 'fly area' is jumpin' all over the place, gettin' a real workout...  I can feel some extreme straining against me....right here between my front pockets.....and down a ways...  I can tell this is going to be an eventful summer in MY life....    whew!  %%  :o


** Gotta step out for awhile, going out for some LGBT Film Festival offerings.... will be back to 'assume my positions' soon. **
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 06:28:04 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((noticing Ennis's look as he holds the watch))

I know it ain't a Rolex or nothin', but it'll do the job. Come on, let's get outta here and get a drink.
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Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 06:35:11 pm
(( Bar lies empty, no costumers in sight ...))


(http://www.mountainranchresort.com/images/bar.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 06:39:58 pm
YOUNG JACK:
I know it ain't a Rolex or nothin', but it'll do the job. Come on, let's get outta here and get a drink.


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/toBar.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 06:46:52 pm
YOUNG JACK

((Just outside the trailer, the door slams shut behind he and ENNIS. Goes down the steps, looks down and spits. %% That singing left a nasty taste in my mouth %% Grabs a CIGARETTE from his shirt pocket and lights it.))

((Looks over at Ennis))

I'm Jack F. Twist, by the way.
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 06:48:44 pm
Young Ennis


((Looks oddly at Jack, admiring his boldness))

%% The names Ennis, and I'd sure love a cold one.%%


((Following behind Jack as they walk to the bar trying to keep his eyes on the ground))
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 06:51:07 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles to himself and drags on his CIGARETTE, also heading toward the bar))

So you're just Ennis, huh? No last name or nothin'? Not that I mind. Ennis is good enough for me.

%% Oh my god, did I really just say that %%

((coughs, selfconsciously))
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 06:52:18 pm
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Post by: Meryl on June 21, 2006, 06:59:06 pm
%% High Priestess must REALLY be hungover.  Guy looks like Heath Ledger because he IS!  FSD would never deceive H.P. (High Priestess) who is incapable of being deceived anyway.  Subtlety in writing is sooooooo lost on H.P. when she's had too much ceremonial wine.  FSD considers that H.P.'s interest in Heath Ledger is NEVER a joking matter... %%

(( FSD returns tassel to H.P., who accepts it as the talisman that it is.  H.P. sets off to Nordstrom Spa for a hot stone massage to recover from last night, and FSD looks for new ceremonial implements to restore balance to set and self. ))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/facial2.jpg)

%% Hmmm, this particular tent don't look right.  First Celeste mentions this hungover Heath look-alike; then she swears on a stack of Feng Shui manuals that it's really Heath after all.  I may be near-sighted, but she can spot a 50%-off dress sale sign from 15 blocks away, no glasses required.  Must make some inquiries of my own.... %%
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Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 07:01:39 pm
(( Back at sheep playground ... L. Indapaddock dozes off for a spell ...))


** Could someone make sure I don't sleep too long?
Just need to grab about 22 winks.  I'm beat!!  **


((yawns...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sleep.jpg)

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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 07:04:42 pm
Young Ennis

Del Mar..


%That's it? That's all I could mutter. What is wrong with me?? I feel like a school girl.%
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 07:07:30 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((stops for a moment and looks back at Ennis. Extends his hand warmly, smiling))

Nice to meet you Ennis Del Mar.

%% God, I'm getting myself into some trouble here. Hopefully I'll last the summer %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 07:09:55 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((puts out his cigarette as he gets to the Bar, goes in and finds a place at the bar. Looks back at Ennis.))

What're ya drinkin'. I'll pay. We gotta celebrate gettin' hired.
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Post by: Lumière on June 21, 2006, 07:13:15 pm
(( The atmosphere this very minite at Riverton's Hunky Tunk Bar ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/drinkingJackEnnis.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 21, 2006, 07:14:06 pm
%%  FSD to self: The High Priestess is looking relaxed, refreshed and remarkably powerful in an awe-inspiring, Tarot-card-deck sort of way.  I predict another sacred ritual ahead to bless the union of Jack and Ennis as they prepare to ascend the mount of Brokeback.  %%

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/highpriestess.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 07:15:16 pm
Young Ennis


((Shakes Jacks hand a feels a currrent right to his well.. you know.  His heart. Cannot understand whats happening but figures it's the excitement of a new job))

I'll have a beer if ya don' mind.  So you've done this before?  Couldn't help overhearin' ya in the trailer.

%% Oh great, now I sound like a real dope...so you've done this before?  UGH..let me smoke the rest of this butt.%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 07:23:35 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((orders  and pays for a few beers, looking back at Ennis occasionally.))

Well, I did this last year. That Aguirre, he can be a son-of-a-horse to work for.

((He takes a swig from the beer bottle, tossing it back with a manly expression, grimacing and swallowing. Puts the bottle down with a look of disgust.))

%% This is the most disgusting stuff on the planet! %%

((Turns more in his seat to face Ennis, his eyebrows raised hopefully, placing his hand on the bar))
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 21, 2006, 07:27:39 pm
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 07:29:57 pm
Young Ennis

((Takes a swallow of the beer and feels Jacks eyes on him.))


Ennis:  "Yeah but it's the only game in town now and I need the work real bad, ya know.  Me and my girl are plannin' a weddin.  You got a girl?"


%% Oh no, did I just ask him if he had a girl...why don't I jest shut up.
Mmmmm beer tastes good%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 07:33:37 pm
Young Jack:

(laughs) A girl? Not since high school.

% Sh*t, he's getting married? I've gotta get this thing under control! %%

So what we gotta do is go up on the mountain and keep the sheep from wanderin' off or jumpin' off cliffs. The weather up there gets crazy too.

%% I wonder why so many sheep in the area are suicidal. %%
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 21, 2006, 08:09:53 pm
** Oh no!.... I just got this like psychic flash!  My Ennis is having some weird thoughts.  Oh me oh my whatever shall I do

First I get this flash: (http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/NOtwhatIwant.jpg)

and then I got this one: (http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/justshutupandkissme.jpg)

I wonder what it means!  ??? **

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Post by: ednbarby on June 21, 2006, 08:20:59 pm
CIGARETTE TWO:

%%Dammitall.  I keep missing my cues.  And that effin' Del Mar saved the rest of CIGARETTE ONE for later, or I'd have asked him if it was as good for him as it was for me.%%
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 08:38:50 pm
Young Ennis


(( Ennis is drinking his beer, smoking a cigarette and trying real hard not to stare into those blue eyes. ))

Ennis:  "Don't know much about herdin' but can keep camp pretty good.  Ya think maybe we can bring us up some whiskey?  Might make the nights go by faster."


%% Or......%

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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 08:48:47 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles at Ennis))

Course we can. Gotta warm up those nights somehow.

%% Doh! Okay, someone just shoot me now. %%

((Looks away for a moment, embarassed.))

I only hope we have a good summer, weatherwise. Last year, there was this one mother of a storm. The lightnin' killed 42 sheep.

((Gagging reflex visibly muffled))

Now you ain't smelled nothin' til you've smelled that. I damn near asphyxiated.
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Post by: ednbarby on June 21, 2006, 09:01:44 pm
CIGARETTE ONE:

%%Christ, Ennis.  I thought you'd never get around to finishing me off.   I must say, though - it was certainly worth the wait.%%
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 09:16:23 pm
Young Ennis

((Looks at Jack and back down to his beer, not really believing what he just heard.))

%% Oh dear. Lightnin storm?? 42 sheep. Damn, hope he don't find out I'm damn near terrified of thunder storms.  Sheep smell?  I think I'm gonna be sick.%%


Ennis:  "I ain't 'fraid of no lightnin'.  We jes need to be careful, is all. Gotta git the count right for Aguirre I guess.


%%What the hell am I babbling about?  Why is this happenin'? I want him..GASP..no I didn't mean that. I don't know what I mean.  I want Alma.  That's right.  you want Alma..you want Alma...%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 09:25:35 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((rolls his eyes at the mention of Aguirre.))

Don't even get me started on Aguirre. That man finds a way to get on my nerves every time I see 'im. He got on my ass about that storm, ya know.
He wanted me to work some native american Mumbo Jumbo and make the storms go away, but I told 'im my Ma raised me right.


((picks up the bottle of beer and takes a swig, places it back down again.))

%% Who is this guy Ennis anyway? %%

You live nearby?
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 09:52:07 pm
Young Ennis

((Getting real restless in his seat. Trying to focus on the bottle with quick glances to Jack))

I'm from up in Sage, but my girl, she lives right outside a Riverton.  Did I tell ya we is getting married in November?


%% Only 100 times you dumbass.. what is wrong with me?%%



Need to make some money since my folks was kilt and left me nuthin'.  How bout you?  You got a place of your own?  Where you from?



%%  Can I kiss you?%% 
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 09:55:28 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Looks up suddenly))

Your folks were kilt? What happened?!

((Chews on his lower lip, worriedly, self consciously.))
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 10:35:07 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Uh oh. Something sensitive. I can be such an a**hole sometimes. %%

((looks straight ahead and thinks for a moment then turns back to Ennis))

You don't have to answer that if you don't want to.
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 10:45:32 pm
Young Ennis


((Shifts a bit. Looking at Jack and wondering why he cares))


No, 's ok. They was drivin' down the highway and  ran off a cliff.  Sis and brother tried to look after me, but wasn't easy.  The bank took the ranch and here I am.



%%Never tol' anyone that story, this boy likes to hear me talk, wonder why that is.%%



(( Puts his head down, lights another smoke and tries to figure out what this summer will hold for him))
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 11:00:27 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((visibly relieved, but still sorrowful))

Sorry to hear 'bout your loss. It can make things tough. I live up in Lightnin' Flat. My pa has a ranch up there. I help him up there, or at least I try to. That man cannot be pleased for anythin'. My Ma's nice though. I think you'd like her.

%% Not that I know anything about you yet. Not sure where that came from. %%

About the only thing I did right was the Rodeo. I'm pretty good at it too. ((proud grin))

You ever get out and ride the bulls?

%% Um, that came out wrong. %%
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Post by: Ray on June 21, 2006, 11:17:25 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/2.gif)
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 21, 2006, 11:19:17 pm
%%visual aids for young Jack delivering that last line%%

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/BBM31.jpg) You ever get out and ride the bulls?


(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/Cow-1.gif)
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Post by: DeeDee on June 21, 2006, 11:21:22 pm
Young Ennis


%% His mama?  I ain't meetin' no one's mama.   I bet he has his mama's eyes.   Would llike to see her at least.  Bet she's pretty%%



Tried to ride the bulls, but it takes money, which I hardly ever have, beein' I'm gettin' married an all.  Them entry fees can wipe a fella out.


((Shifts uncomfortably))


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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 11:31:34 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nods))

Ain't that the truth.

((notices the day moving on.))

We'd best get some rest if we're to get all our gear right in the morning. We're going up to the dropoff point.

((looks over at Ennis))

I got some blankets in the back of my truck so we've got a place to sleep tonight.

((puts his bottle of beer down and moves away from the bar, heading toward the door.))

** And here, friends, in displayed honor.
We depart your world for a realm of dream.
What is here we let your own minds ponder,
For tired we are of playing this scene.

As fanciful as it might seem to be,
As lusty or as sensual,
Best left to what the mind can see,
instead of what is actual.

But for the film's sake.
The story as it is:
We consider this final take
A sweet good night's kiss.
**
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Post by: Daniel on June 21, 2006, 11:34:39 pm
** Mr. Raymille. Your actors have worked  a long and hard day and we are now resting until the next scene. If it meets with your approval, we'd like the next scene to be a musical number since there are so many actors on screen. It could be smashing: dancing sheep, prancing fillies, dogs, jeans, basques, Aguirre, Jack, Ennis, wind, grass, cigarettes, ( I hope I'm not leaving anything out), but you get the picture. Just an idea, thrown out for you to consider. **
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 21, 2006, 11:43:43 pm
%% cueing up the corp du ballet%%

(http://www.musowls.org/students/arts/Theater/images_theater/oklahoma10.jpg)
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 21, 2006, 11:56:57 pm
%%cueing up dream sequence for Ennis and Jack, reminiscent of Rogers and Hammersteins Oklahomo%%

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/104296.jpg)

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/affection004.jpg)

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/affection001.jpg)

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/affection000.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 12:19:12 am
** Daniel, how very perfectly Disneyesque of you!  I am so proud and chuffed to be associated with every single one of you.  You have given it your all and I will be writing you into my autobiography!  I need a new bladder! Vic you are hereby the Ballet interlude queen! **
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Bladder.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on June 22, 2006, 01:03:54 am
**WOW, on the ballet sequence.  Way to go, Victoria!**  8)

**Dee Dee and Daniel, a big thumbs up to you, too!**  :-*

((The High Priestess bows to Mr. Raymille, whose brilliant concept has produced such delicious results))  :)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/bowing.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 01:47:31 am
** Hey Meryl, **  Elle hollers, **  What's that guy doin' to your butt?  **

And then, more genteely to all, **  Kudos to all!  Sublime!  A spot-on performance!  **
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Post by: Pipedream on June 22, 2006, 01:47:51 am
** Yeeehaw!!! **   :laugh: :laugh:

((Anke Spanky claps her hands frenetically and – overwhelmed by the beauty of the just heard poetry, the just witnessed accomplished performances and the rhythm of the music - rips off her magical frocks and jumps into her Dirndl. The rest of the cast, hanging around on set, waiting for their cues, join in merrily!))

** Yeah!!! Let’s dance!!! **  


((And so it happened. At first only in the dining hall on set at night... ))

(http://www.isargau.de/federfuchser/photoalbum/wertungsplatteln_2005/wertungsplatteln_2005_15_orig.jpg)

((...then in the full daylight with the hot sun striking down!))  ;D

(http://www.isargau.de/federfuchser/photoalbum/2006/stadtgruendung/stadtgruendung_6_orig.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on June 22, 2006, 02:10:56 am
** Hey Meryl, **  Elle hollers, **  What's that guy doin' to your butt?  **

**Elle, please try to show a little delicacy.   ::)   I don't blame the poor man; after all, who could resist?**   ;)
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 02:11:23 am
** I must say to all you actors out there, you are just brilliant!  Wow!
I am getting hooked to this show bizness thing!  Well, my pup tent alone is incentive enough (thanks to Ms Spanky and the FSD) ... But wow!  just wow!!  :D **


((Applauds, nodding as if having a feat ....))

** I'd really love to stop and chat, but I have some business to attend to with my sheep.
They need me there to keep some order while they carry out some auditions.....Ah, it has been a long day!  **



((Walks off to sheep play ground ...where a small audience is gathering ....))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sheep_audience.jpg)


(( And then ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/auditioner.jpg)


= Well, you lot get a move on!  I am tired and need a lie down and a good soak
in the jacuzzi!  Make it snappy!!  =



(( First contestants ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/fallinginlove.jpg)


(( .. yet another contestant ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sheepspeare.jpg)


((.. yet another ..))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bavarianSh2.jpg)


(( Lucise rolls eyes,  ::) yawns...))

= That's it!!  I've seen enough, I am out of here!  You call me when you are taking this seriously!  You lot think I don't have better things to do with my time??  What utter bollocks!!   ::)  =

((Walks off fuming ...))

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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 02:22:22 am
**Elle, please try to show a little delicacy.   ::)   I don't blame the poor man; after all, who could resist?**   ;)

Well, after the way you were walkin' this mornin', I thought maybe you could!   ::)

But I guess maybe you were needin' something you don't hardly....never mind.   8)
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 22, 2006, 02:24:53 am
JACK'S PANTS -

%% Lederhosen??  Just....no.  NO, man.  What the HELL.  It ain't right.  PANTS??  The hell they are.%%

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:E13pxRDnFmj_FM:savvytraveler.publicradio.org)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/tinyjack.jpg)

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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 02:37:40 am
** Errrr....JACKS PANTS - Why on earth would you leave Jack's hot and tasty buns for this??  **


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/dogpants.jpg)


** And what's with the red trim at the bottom??  ::) **


%% I am only a sheep trainer, what the bloody hell do I know??  :-\  %%
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Post by: Kelda on June 22, 2006, 03:55:52 am
** MR. Raymille!!  They've made it into the trailer, Sir!!  Yes, Sir...yes, Sir...and we're only on Page 18 19 of the thread, Sir.  Yes, Sir, I think so too!  Admirable, stellar, an achievement to be proud of.  Yes, Sir.  Oh, and Mr. Raymille?  They are Effen' RHYMIN'!!  **

%%mahahahahah I love how you named Mel B from the Spice Gilrs telephone lady! heh.. more like bag lady these days!!!%

**Bravo everyone.. I await the exciting start of the next scene! And loving the musical elements!**
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Post by: isabelle on June 22, 2006, 04:15:19 am
%% Here I am watching this performance instead of doing my work, and having a helluva laugh instead of tearing my hair out  :laugh:

This is just wonderful ! I think we are making our dearest wish come true: the show so far has already lasted over 2 hours, and Jack and Ennis are not even up on Brokeback yet... This is just heaven for us who wished the film to just go on and on and on... I bet Jack and Ennis are going to stay up on Brokeback for the next 20 years if this pace keeps up  ;D.

Action boys, and I mean... some *action*, go on  :D%%
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 22, 2006, 04:39:37 am
%%Scene early morning, jump off point for Brokeback Mountain…Jack is the first to arrive…wanting to get first pick at a good horse, Jack,  joined by a chorus of Basque trainee’s hired on for the summer, is so over come after his night dreaming of Ennis he bursts into song while the basqettes dance around him%%

(http://dojak.net/blogpix/homo.jpg)

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/WillRogersBB.jpg)

There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
The corn is as high as an elephant's eye,
An' it looks like its climbin' clear up to the sky.

Oh what a beautiful morning,
Oh what a beautiful day,
I've got a wonderful feeling,
Ennis is  going my way.

All the sheep are standing like statues,
All the sheep are standing like statues,
They don't turn their heads as they see me ride by.
But a little brown cowboy is winking his eye.

Oh what a beautiful morning,
Oh what a beautiful day,
I've got a wonderful feeling,
Ennis is  going my way.

All the sounds of the earth are like music,
All the sounds of the earth are like music,
The breeze is so busy it don't miss a treeeeeee, {cueing the wind…ELLE}
And an ol' Weepin' Willer is laughin' at me.

Oh what a beautiful morning,
Oh what a beautiful day,
I've got a wonderful feeling,
Ennis is  going my way.
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 04:43:53 am
%%mahahahahah I love how you named Mel B from the Spice Gilrs telephone lady!

That was a Spice Girl?  She just looks so exactly like ME...

And Victoria, I love the Basquettes.
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 22, 2006, 04:49:30 am
%%looks like Jack really enjoyed that scene...LOL %%

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/ae784594.jpg)
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Post by: j.U.d.E. on June 22, 2006, 05:05:06 am
**I think I'm lost.. Is it my turn yet?!**

~ j U d E
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 05:25:22 am
** I would like to direct everyone's attention to the Cast And Crew List in the first post of this thread.  It has grown quite a bit just today.  Read carefully for better enjoyment.  Let me know if you want a part that hasn't been taken yet.  **

http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg44864#msg44864
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Post by: Pipedream on June 22, 2006, 08:37:41 am
((While Ennis and Jack are drinking away in the bar, the Props Magician and some of her roadies are busying themselves on the campsite, preparing everything for the grand arrival...))

%%So what else do we need? Firesite is nice. We've brought the whiskey, the beans and the water buckets… %%
  ???

(http://www.deltatours.de/timo13.jpg)

%% Ah yes! The tents!!%%

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)

** Hey folks, do you think that'll do as the campsite tent? Should be comfortable for our boys, hunh? **   ;)

(http://www.exclusivetents.com/pic-tents/tent-gallery/bdrooms.jpg)

%%Shit, who has taken Aguirre's binoculars outta the trailer? Gotta put them back there. He'll need them later…%%

** And here's a smaller one with an exclusive scent of cat piss…**  ;D

%%God, I love big budget productions!%%

(http://www.exclusivetents.com/pic-tents/tent-gallery/eaglehut.jpg)

%%Must make sure to bring a little bench up here, too...%% :)

(http://images.mercateo.com/images/products/Wemag/gr_epl105675.jpg)

((Rushes back down to the Signal set, happily humming an old tune...))  :)

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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 08:41:32 am
 
Quote
Posted by: JudeW 
Insert Quote
**I think I'm lost.. Is it my turn yet?!**

~ j U d E 
 **



** God Lord!  How could anyone get lost in this absolute tribute to order and organisation?! **
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/organisation.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 22, 2006, 08:52:02 am

** In the sheep area the security has yet again been tightened! **
  8)

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/somerset/content/images/2005/08/24/priddy_4_440x330.jpg)

** We have reason to believe that a terrorist might have sneaked in. Our sheeptrainer will have to be very watchful, indeed!! **


(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00007116.jpg)

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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 09:56:56 am
((Arrives on set, bleary eyed, Starbucks cup in hand))

** Uh, Mr. Raymille. Is there a psychologist anywhere around here? I am having the oddest dreams about singing sheep. Someone please help me.**
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Post by: newyearsday on June 22, 2006, 10:23:25 am
HORSE to JACK, off camera:

Hey, I just got here too. Could I have some of your coffee? I LOOOOOOOVE Starbucks!! Reeeaaally gets me goin in the mornin.

((without waiting for a reply, puts muzzle down to cup and drinks up the rest of JACK'S coffee in one slurp.))

Thanks! See ya on set! Nice pants, by the way!
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 10:34:51 am
((A lively disneyesque musical number))

SHEEP: (tune similar to The Muppet Show theme)
We're going up to Brokeback!
We're going up to graze!
We thought we'd never get back!
But, today's the day!


BASQUES: (a little slower)
The day is bright and clear.
No fog or clouds are near.
We'll send these two boys up there.
All in all, they're really quite a pair.


((Tapdancing Basques dance across stage))

((One Basque dances up from behind Ennis and turns to him))
BASQUE #1 (TO ENNIS) (Lively Disney tune)
Now whatever it is you do.
Keep those sheep beneath your thumb.
Every ram, every lamb, every ewe.
For Aguirre isn't dumb.
He can count like anyone.
You get it right you get your pay.
Otherwise your skin he'll flay.
So don't never let them sheep stra-a-a-y...
On this beautiful Brokeback Mountain climbing day!


((Basque #1 Dances off with the other Tapdancing Basques, then returns))

BASQUE #1 (TO ENNIS):
One more thing, don't order soup.
The boxes are rather hard to pack.
So come on now, join the troop.
We ain't gonna cut no slack.
You'll take just what we sack.
If you want something, we just may.
Find some way to make it stay.
But to be better off, you might just pra-a-a-y...
On this beautiful Brokeback Mountain climbing day.


((The basques and sheep stop dancing, go still, the music also halts suddenly. Spotlight on Ennis))

ENNIS (TO BASQUE):
Well I don't eat much soup.
It makes me quite ill.
Once I got the croup,
From eating such swill.
So please, just leave it off the bill...

((Ennis Shrugs))

((The basques and sheep wait for him to continue, but realizing he's not going to, are suddenly hyperactive. Music comes up again, full blast))

((SHEEP and BASQUES sing their choruses at the same time, see above.))

((YOUNG JACK enters stage left, trying to handle a LOW-STARTLE POINT HORSE, who is enjoying dancing across the stage as the SHEEP and TAPDANCING BASQUES go back into their dance routine))

ENNIS (TO YOUNG JACK): (Same Disney tune)
Watch it there! That horse is wild!
You've got to keep tighter control!
I know she really is quite mild,
But still you must be bold.
Or else you'll be rolled.
And that really won't be a good way.
To start out our journey - all covered in clay
**Though I must admit, it'd be fun to pla-a-a-ay**...
On this beautiful Brokeback Mountain climbing day.


((YOUNG JACK regains control of the LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE, who is still tapping her feet in time with the music))

YOUNG JACK (TO ENNIS): (You got it, the same tune)
I think I can handle this wild mare.
How would you like to be covered in leather?
Just be sympathetic, have a care.
Come on Jeans, let's work together.
You grab her flanks. I'll grab the tether.
Maybe I'll even let this mare have a say.

((LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE starts to sing, YOUNG JACK claps a gloved hand over her mouth))
But after we get where we're going today.
We've gotta pull off a good show for Ra-a-ay
On this beautiful Brokeback Mountain climbing day.


((gasp, wheeze, gasp.))

** Just let me catch my breath a bit... So whadya all think, do I need psychological help yet? **
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Post by: newyearsday on June 22, 2006, 11:05:04 am
LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

Jack’s on my back! He’s a wild one I bet! He thinks he can ride me but I’ll show him yet!

** Mmm that Starbucks coffee was good! **

Does he think this is some kinda game, or that I’m some kind of toy? I’ll show ‘im--this ain’t no rodeo, cowboy!

%% **Hmm…that’s a good line—I’ll have to remember that.** %%

%% Oh no! Is that a fly chasing me? Ahhh!--get away from me fly!%%

((LSP HORSE bounces around wildly, swishing her tail and trying to swat the HORNY FLY that's come upon the scene))
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 11:14:15 am
YOUNG JACK:

((pulls on the reins a bit to get the pretty filly under control, leans down when noone's looking))

Come on, Miss Filly, that fly's gonna be houndin' us til Kingdom Come. Don't let it bother us none.

((in a seductive, calming voice))

I bet we can find a way to get along even with that fly achasin' us.
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Post by: newyearsday on June 22, 2006, 11:28:56 am
LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

(( slows down her jumping and paws at the ground a little ))


When you put it like that (though you’re just bein sly)
I guess I’ll let go of that pesky ol’ fly
We just might make a good team you and me
Let’s go ride like the wind up on Brokeback, be free!
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 11:34:48 am
YOUNG JACK:

((strokes her neck))

Right you are, we just gotta wait for Ennis here. He likes playing with ropes and leather.
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Post by: Meryl on June 22, 2006, 11:46:16 am
((Meryl stands up, stomps her feet, claps her hands and whistles))

Yeehaw, way to go!  Now that's what I call high-class entertainment!  ;D

Quote
By Daniel
** Just let me catch my breath a bit... So whadya all think, do I need psychological help yet? **

No, boy, you need an agent!  8)
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Post by: ednbarby on June 22, 2006, 12:01:55 pm
HORNY, VOYEURISTIC FLY:

When are you horses gonna get a move on?  I've got a lot of on-the-wall-of-the-tent preparations to make...

%%Ooh, hold the phone...  There's some good shit right over this way...%%
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 22, 2006, 12:35:37 pm
(( Feng Shui Director offers brief interlude to balance out energy of cast and focus and center the activity going forward.  She offers a to each member of the cast and crew made up of special crystals.  The bracelet can be worn concealed which is important since cowboys, cigarettes, flies, etc., typically do not wear bracelets.  ))

(( Everyone stops for a minute to wrap their magnetic bracelet strands around the appropriate body part. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bracelet.jpg)

** Hematite: This is the most recommended stone for grounding, by encouraging ones survival instincts and is centering. Hematite condenses scattered feelings, turns fuzziness into mental clarity, enhances concentration, memory, practicality, and helps with sound sleep. Considered the symbol of life energy, hematite allows for more confidence, will power and boldness. A protective stone and helps bolster low self-esteem. It restores equilibrium, stability and helps one maintain their sense of self.

Pearl: Lessens stress and its resulting maladies: hypertension, headaches, and exhaustion. May help to prevent heart attacks and strokes. Also an assist in digestion and may reduce the chance of developing ulcers.

Onyx: Balances and grounds.  Promotes fidelity. Absorbs and flattens emotional intensity. Excellent for centering/aligning. Banish grief,enhance self control, wise decision-making, encourages happiness/good fortune. Helps one to follow the path alone, promotes personal strength, understand the reality of the moment, become the master of one's own future. **

** FSD offers this as a gift of friendship to each one, as she originally received it herself.  Each bead has power, but even more so infused with the love and good wishes of friends.  **

%%  FSD appreciates the indulgence of cast and crew for a moment's break from the non-stop hilarity.  %%

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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 12:44:33 pm
** What utterly fantastic actors Mr Raymille has on this production.  :D
Folks, I have been informed that the caterers have outdone themselves...
Apparently Mr Raymille and his Assistant Directors are VERY impressed with the way production is going ...
Wanna go check it out?? ... **



(http://www.gonorthcyprus.com/acapulco/buffet-dinner.jpg)

(http://www.chembio.uoguelph.ca/unitedway/party/1/Halloween_07_%20Food%20Dessert%20buffet.jpg)

(http://www.loscaracoles.fr/images/buffet%207.jpg)


** Okay..WOW!!!!   :o  I am digging in!!  :D  **


(( Walks over to the bar to start off with some booze ...))

(http://www.benvanderlinden.nl/uploads/images/gallery/whiskey/wiskey02.JPG)

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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 12:46:02 pm
** That does look delicious, but unfortunately I've got a lunch meeting with my agent off site... Apparently someone told him I could write Broadway Productions, don't know where they got that idea. But I'll straighten it out and get back on site as soon as possible. **
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 12:55:10 pm

= At the request of several cast members, the budget has been extended to hire two of the best psychiatrists mony can buy.  Please feel free to consult either or both of these highly trained proffessionals for non judgemental assesment =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/StatlerWaldorf.jpg)
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 22, 2006, 01:21:19 pm
**whoa, we have some freakin fine craft services on this production!  Mr Raymille sure knows how to treat his cast and crew!  It pays to work with da best**
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 22, 2006, 01:31:01 pm
** Apparently, Mr. Raymille is at another big premiere today, unveiling a new look.  He's been travelling all over, whetting the appetitite of the paparazzi and media about B.A.M., doing everything in his power to build buzz.  He's tireless in his promotional efforts, which is not easy, as he is deeply committed to wearing red suits on the red carpet, and they are not as easy to find as you might guess. 

Who says pleats don't work?!?  They just have to be balanaced by the right hat.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/raymilleredsuit.jpg)
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Post by: newyearsday on June 22, 2006, 01:39:52 pm
(( Feng Shui Director offers brief interlude to balance out energy of cast and focus and center the activity going forward.  She offers a to each member of the cast and crew made up of special crystals.  The bracelet can be worn concealed which is important since cowboys, cigarettes, flies, etc., typically do not wear bracelets.  ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bracelet.jpg)

** Hematite: This is the most recommended stone for grounding, by encouraging ones survival instincts and is centering. Hematite condenses scattered feelings, turns fuzziness into mental clarity, enhances concentration, memory, practicality, and helps with sound sleep. Considered the symbol of life energy, hematite allows for more confidence, will power and boldness. A protective stone and helps bolster low self-esteem. It restores equilibrium, stability and helps one maintain their sense of self.

Onyx: Balances and grounds.  Promotes fidelity. Absorbs and flattens emotional intensity. Excellent for centering/aligning. Banish grief,enhance self control, wise decision-making, encourages happiness/good fortune. Helps one to follow the path alone, promotes personal strength, understand the reality of the moment, become the master of one's own future. **

** FSD offers this as a gift of friendship to each one, as she originally received it herself.  Each bead has power, but even more so infused with the love and good wishes of friends.  **

%%  FSD appreciates the indulgence of cast and crew for a moment's break from the non-stop hilarity.  %%


LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

Oh, perfect, FSD! Can you make me one of these in saddle size? I'll just charge it to props. I think I'll need a lot of Hematite and Onyx to help me stay grounded and centered this summer, and the extra weight couldn't hurt either... Best of all, them dark jewels'll accentuate my pretty black mane and tail!

Thanks!
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 01:46:45 pm
(( Meanwhile, over at the dining hall ...
The cast and crew dig into the food and booze ...))



(http://www.pamf.org/images/objects/adult/beerdrinking.jpg) (http://www.germanfoods.org/consumer/images/Beer-Couple_002.jpg)


(( FSD tries to get people interested in her new book ...))

(http://www.randi.org/images/020604-FS.jpg)


((Busboy passes out after a night of debauchery ... who knows what he gets into after dark? ))

(http://joy.blogspot.com/drunk.jpg)


((Ms Spanky hovers, putting up a show while trying to keep an eye on everyone ...))

(http://organsa.net/images/ebay/small/la_83077-s.jpg)(http://www.spotlitemagic.com/spotlitemagic/images/itemslarge/UA83077.jpg)


((The ever-dutiful sheep trainer is back with his sheep, spending some quality time  ...))

(http://web.mit.edu/romania/www/Romania/Photogallery/People/shepherd-and-flock2.jpg)





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Post by: Pipedream on June 22, 2006, 01:52:00 pm

One of the sheep: **Hey, Indapaddock! When can we get started? We are dying to go up that mountain!!!**  :(

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/somerset/content/images/2005/08/24/priddy_2_440x330.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 01:59:43 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/organisation.jpg)

** Why Mr. Raymille, Sir, If I may say, you look just as fetching with your clothes on.  **
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 22, 2006, 02:02:41 pm
(( FSD has lugged this big gorgeous ceremonial gong all the way to the mountains of Wyoming (them ceremonial Feng Shui gongs is hard to pack).  She hits the gong long and hard, resulting in a resounding loud noise, signalling the beginning of the ascent up the mountain.  ))


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/gong1.jpg)

%%  Time to get moving.  The sheep are getting restless and the LSP horse is all hopped-up on Starbucks coffee, meaning Jack's pants are in danger of hitting the ground the minute he gets thrown from that filly.  %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 02:08:56 pm
= At the request of several cast members, the budget has been extended to hire two of the best psychiatrists mony can buy.  Please feel free to consult either or both of these highly trained proffessionals for non judgemental assesment =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/StatlerWaldorf.jpg)

**Well, it all started last night. I kept dreaming of dancing and singing sheep.**

Statler: Is that what's bothering ewe?

Waldorf: Bothering the ewes, anyway!

((Both laugh))
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 02:13:00 pm
((Over at the sheep playground...excitement and anticipation is in the air ...)


(http://www.laartgirls.com/blogs/unicorn/archives/peeing%20sheep.jpg)

(http://www.liveexportshame.com/images/cormo_sheep_ertitrea_eating.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 22, 2006, 02:13:02 pm
One of the sheep: **Hey, Indapaddock! When can we get started? We are dying to go up that mountain!!!**  :(

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/somerset/content/images/2005/08/24/priddy_2_440x330.jpg)

Another sheep: ** Hey, don't be so impatient! I've just been over to the sheep recreation center. You have to check that out!!! **  ;D

((In the meantime in said sheep recreation center...))
:)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00006944.jpg)

** Boy, I tell ya... You go up Broken Arsed ! I'll stay here forever! **  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00008526.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 02:20:38 pm
Quote
(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00006944.jpg)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/boy-on-sheep2.jpg)


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Post by: DeeDee on June 22, 2006, 02:46:58 pm
Young Ennis


(( Tying ropes so food will stay on the mules.  Glances over at Jack with a horse that is bucking fiercely.))

Hey bud, that horse may throw ya.  Ya might wanna be careful, huh.  Never know what you can damage if that happens.


%% What did I just say??  Damnit, why do I care if he falls and hurts that beautiful body.  Wha??  Ok, I need help. %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 02:49:55 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiling at Ennis))

Not a problem. We've come to an understandin'. You ready to go, or you want me to tie something up?

%% Okay, that was just downright flirting. Gotta stop doing that. %%
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Post by: JCinNYC2006 on June 22, 2006, 03:17:35 pm
**Well, it all started last night. I kept dreaming of dancing and singing sheep.**

Statler: Is that what's bothering ewe?

Waldorf: Bothering the ewes, anyway!

((Both laugh))
%%Wow, cute, poetic and a heck of a funny bone.  This is gonna be the easiest job ever!%%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 03:21:16 pm
Hey Y'All, I just called RouxB to let her know where we are in the production.  She's at lunch and wants you all to know that The Basque is on her way.  So hold off going up if you can a moment.
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 03:21:42 pm

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/JackPrepares.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 03:31:02 pm
(( The excitement can be felt in the sheep playground ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/getReady.jpg)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/preggieEwe2.jpg)
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 22, 2006, 03:43:24 pm
CIGAR BUTT -

(( Stands patiently where he's been told, waiting to be assigned a rider.  Scans the small group of men...  hopeful... ))

%% There she goes again, twirling and stomping every time someone looks at her sideways.  Look at that beautiful black tail, flying this way and that way as she tries to buck that young man off her back.  Somebody ought to warn him about her.%%

(( Turns head, pricks up ears as he hears someone calling out advice about the horse's low startle point.))

%% Whoa....WHOA!  Who is this?!  I've not seen this one before...   he knows horses.  I can sense it....  see it...   and look at him. That is one fine looking biped!  Look how his backside moves ever so slightly as he's tying those knots.  And those EYES--  dark, dark brown and so big they look nearly equine.  And those legs....  what I'd give to have those wrapped around....   uh...   hold the phone...  he's heading this way!  Do I dare to dream?  That smoldering bundle of hot lava waiting to burst through the gentle, unassuming cowboy surface?  He might be riding on MY back all summer?  He's coming closer... closer... %%

((Cigar Butt tries to keep his excited nickering and pawing the ground to a minimum as Ennis approaches.  The other necessary work and camping accoutrements have been packed on the mules, leaving only Ennis and his personal essentials to ride with Cigar Butt--  his .30-30....  his brown paper grocery bag. ))

%% Look at that mare over there....  she got lucky..!  I've never seen eyes the color of that young man's.  They look like a clear Wyoming sky just after daybreak...  pure, pale blue.  We're lucky, alright....   that mare and me, the Chosen Two (those dumbass mules don't count.)  And if those two fellas are busy sleeping....  or something...   that pretty filly just might get lucky with me. %%
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 04:01:03 pm
CIGAR BUTT -

%% Look at Jenny over there....  she got lucky..!  I've never seen eyes the color of that young man's.  They look like a clear Wyoming sky just after daybreak...  pure, pale blue.  We're lucky, alright....   Jenny and me, the Chosen Two (those dumbass mules don't count.)  And if those two fellas are busy sleeping....  or something...   Pretty Jenny just might get lucky with me. %%


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/goingUp2.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on June 22, 2006, 04:44:39 pm
Young Ennis

(( Finishes tying up the pack mules and glances over at Jack))

%% Did he just say what?  Tie somethin" up? That smile meant somethin more an a howdy.%%


You lead the way, bud, I like ta be right b'hind ya. I mean I will be right b'hind ya.



((Grabs a small ewe, gets in back of Jack's horse and start up the mountain.))
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Post by: Pipedream on June 22, 2006, 04:49:32 pm

((Some sheep rush out of their toilet trailer, hurriedly...))

Gawd! Lets get the hell outta here! They are already heading up the mountain!!! Hey, waiiiit!!!
  :o

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/somerset/content/images/2005/08/24/priddy_1_440x330.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 04:59:51 pm
%% Finally!!!! YEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!  %%


(http://science.csumb.edu/~fwatson/projects/2002/transect_2002/40pc/40pc1450.jpg)

(http://www.wwcc.cc.wy.us/wyo_hist/images/peruvian%20sheepherder%204.jpg)
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 22, 2006, 05:00:26 pm
** I'm sure they haven't gone too far up that mountain without checking in with the Basque  O0 first....   right?**

 ;D
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 22, 2006, 05:09:35 pm
** HEY!  MR. BO-PEEP INDAPADDOCK!  Corral those woolies until the Basque gets back from lunch!   :laugh:


%% Oh, shoot...that was Mr. Raymille's job to rein in PEEP....I gotta quit hornin' in.%%
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 05:22:19 pm
((  Prop Magician props up Huge Stop sign before the agitated sheep ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/stop.png)


%%  Good thing my sheep can read!!  Phew!! %%


(http://www.derby.org/gaz/ramsnet/gallery/Sheep/flock.jpg)


(( Indapaddock yells out to flock ...))

= Beloved Woolies! Thank you for being so patient!  We will be moving on in a second!  One more actor on his way! =
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 22, 2006, 05:28:33 pm
** Young Ennis, played by the intrepid DeeDee, is experiencing technical difficulties.  Every manner of technical support is being employed to rectify this unfortunate computer situation, and she assures everyone she will return in full force as soon as possible, hopefully within a few hours of this note.  **
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Post by: RouxB on June 22, 2006, 06:19:59 pm
Basque sheepherders earned thirty dollars a month plus room and board. This was substantially more than their potential wages in the Basque country, but they paid a high personal cost to earn these wages. Each herder had the responsibility of caring for several hundred sheep, with only a dog to help him. There were considerable risks involved. The herder had to account for lost sheep to his employer, a responsibility made especially difficult due to the threat of predators and hostile cattle ranchers. But perhaps the worst aspect of the Basque sheepherder’s work was loneliness. The herding cycle required him to be alone for long periods of time. In many cases herders often went months without seeing or speaking to another human being and had “only the sky and the dog to talk to.” Their limited English skills also curtailed their contact with others. There are accounts of Basque sheepherders who were overcome by loneliness and never regained their mental health.

Kaixo! Aizu!
Badakizu euskaraz?
 
I been waitin out here days for ya and some fool cowboy run off with my truck with my notes in it.
Whatever you do- including sex in the tent during a storm that would probably pitch you off your mount were you to mount a horse rather than a man-don't let them sheep stray. Joe'll have your ass, after Jack does, if you do. And another thing, don't never order soup, them soup boxes is hard to pack. I don't know why they are hard to pack-can't be any harder then them tent poles but who am I too question things. Just don't order em.
 
 
Ikusi arte

The Basque
 
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 06:28:51 pm
There are accounts of Basque sheepherders who were overcome by loneliness and never regained their mental health.

Them were the bad old days - nowadays, everyone around cries out, "Wait for The Basque!"  We loves ya, RouxBasque
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 06:32:26 pm
Them were the bad old days - nowadays, everyone around cries out, "Wait for The Basque!"  We loves ya, RouxBasque

**  Damn right!!  No Basque, no march up to Broken Arsed! 
He must be pretty darn important to get over 500 sheep to stand still like that ...
I know, I am telling you this as a seasoned sheep trainer!  **
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Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 07:24:05 pm
Dumb-ass mule no. 1:


%% If Ennis isn't here then who the heck is that guy in front of me? Huh? %%


((Picks up ears and unsuccessfully tries to focus eyes and brain))


%% He's just a blur, I'm too dumb anyways to figure him out. Would take two mules to make sense of a guy like that, don't ya know?

I'll just stand around here with the sheep and Mr. mystery guy, my heavy load of beans and all, getting my back broken, waiting for the boys to get a move on! %%


(http://i9.photobucket.com/a)
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 07:27:29 pm
** Ladies & Gentlemen, Dumb-Ass Mule #1!  **

((Cheers!))

Available parts are now listed in blue in the Cast & Crew List featured in Post #1 of this thread.  No auditions required.  New folks welcome and encouraged to choose a part.

Please notify Mr. Raymille or his Assistant Ellemeno if you see a part you want, and we will add you to the Cast and Crew List.

http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg44864#msg44864
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 07:33:03 pm
(( More sheep vacate the sheep playground to join the rest of the flock ....
Eager woolie-fans cheer them on!!  ))



(http://www.nzine.co.nz/images/articles/sheep_running.jpg)

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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 07:53:49 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((borrows the director's megaphone))

WOULD ALL THE SHEEP PLEASE GET INTO HERDING POSITIONS?

((pats LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE when she jumps at the loud noise))
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 08:02:25 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((borrows the director's megaphone))

WOULD ALL THE SHEEP PLEASE GET INTO HERDING POSITIONS?



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/ready.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 08:09:07 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((still using the megaphone))

Alright, as I see it, we have over 7,000 sheep waiting to go up on Brokeback Mountain. Here's a clue: they won't all fit!!! Some of them are going to have to stay here.

((Waits to see if any of the sheep back down.))
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Post by: DeeDee on June 22, 2006, 08:11:09 pm
Young Ennis

((Jack and Ennis are heading up the mountain with the 1,000 sheep.  They stop to rest while Jack pulls a thorn out of one of the sheep, Ennis is smoking a cigarette and petting the blue heeler))


%% Wow, look a' the countryside. I wonder if he'd been up 'ere with someone else last summer.  Who kep' the camp?  Who shot the Ky-otes?  Why do I care? %%


Hey bud, when you're ready there, maybe we should start putting up our camp..gonna be dusk soon,  we gonna need our sleep.


%% Need our sleep??? I jes' turned into my ma.%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 08:19:18 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Well at least most of the sheep backed down. There were at least 800 in that last picture. We have a managable flock now. %%

((nods to Ennis, serious again))

You're right about that one. It'll be night soon. Cools down a lot. Well, if you set up the fire, I guess I can gather water.

((looks around to make sure the sheep are pasturing safely.))

So what's on the menu for tonight? ((grin))
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Post by: Meryl on June 22, 2006, 08:21:24 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/YinyangMtn.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 08:24:28 pm
%%

That was a quick climb up to the mountain -
At least there were no major injuries ..... I just freaked alittle when one of my precious lambs was hurt ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/carrySheep-1.jpg)


Thank God they are safely up there now!!  Phew!

%%

((Indapaddock smiles to himself meekly ...))
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Post by: Mikaela on June 22, 2006, 08:29:03 pm
Dumb-ass mule:


** Here I am again, still standing about. Getting to look at that Jack, though, doin’ his sheep-tending and sheep-hauling. Really looking at ‘im, now. Those sheep’s in luck. He’s a bag of oats and all that. Wonder if Ennis sees it.  If I wasn’t just a dumb-ass mule, I swear……. I’ve been getting loads of inspiration to bray up this here storm on Jack’s behalf. If Ennis only knew!

I’ll never be your beast of burden
My back is broke, my heart’s a-hurting
All I want is for you to make love to me

I’ll never be your beast of burden
I’ve walked for miles my feet sure hurting
All I want is for you to make love to me

Ain’t hard enough?
Ain’t I rough enough?
Ain’t I rich enough?
You’re not blind, so I’ll make you see!

I’ll never be your beast of burden
You’ll raise the tent, I’ll draw the curtains
I’ll let the harmonica say
Come on baby, make sweet love to me………



I bet I’ll make it to the Signal “Annual Music Mules” finals with that one. I can’t wait!

Brayyyyy-haw!! **
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 08:31:50 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((looks back when he hears the Mule making a ruckus.))

Ennis?! What the hell are you doin' to that animal? Just let it be!
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Post by: Meryl on June 22, 2006, 08:34:08 pm
((The High Priestess gathers the remaining cast and crew at the foot of the Mountain for a candle-lighting ceremony))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/groupcandlelighting.jpg)

"The Ascent of the Mountain has begun!  Blessed be Brokeback!  Blessed be Our Boys!  For thus it is written by Annie the Author Almighty:

Ennis and Jack, the dogs, horses and mules, a thousand ewes and their lambs flowed up the trail like dirty water through the timber and out above the tree line into the great flowery meadows and the coursing, endless wind...

YEEHAW
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Post by: DeeDee on June 22, 2006, 08:34:58 pm
Young Ennis

(( Jack and Ennis are chopping wood, bringing water, setting up campfire and stealing glances at each))

I'm real glad that little sheep you was carryin' was ok, she is my favorite.  I'll call her MIlli.
So I'm gonna start cooking up some weiners and beans if that's allright with you.   Haven't had beans in a long while.


%% Ok, dumbass, why would he care when you had beans? Wonder if he's goin to tend the sheep tonight or the morinin'?  hmmmm.%%




**This scene dedicated to my girl, Lucise**
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 08:41:52 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles and nods))

Alright, but don't take too long. I gotta go out and sleep with the sheep tonight, like Aguirre says

((A little concerned with the events of the night, he looks out into the countryside with a serious expression: his eyes concentrated on some distant focal point, and his tongue pressed against his LOWER LIP.))
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 08:43:44 pm
**This scene dedicated to my girl, Lucise**


(( Indappadock beams, blushes and smiles  :D - although he is not the Lucise in question...))
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 08:45:31 pm
(( Sheep grazing happily and freely ...))


(http://www.tibet-house-trust.co.uk/mtkalish.jpg)
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Post by: opinionista on June 22, 2006, 08:47:09 pm
Blue healer at the QT (thinking).

"Where is that damn Jack! He's so hot! I wonder when he's coming back. I think I'm going to go near him to see if I can get him pet me when he takes one of his naps"
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 22, 2006, 08:54:09 pm
**So, here I am, the MOON reporting for duty**

((Pushing the night clouds aside... only partially... to await Young Jack...))

%I can't wait to participate in urging Young Jack along in his long-distance yearning for night-fire-Young-Ennis%

**Since I'm one half of a yin and yang symbol here... It might be nice if the FSD could pop in here and prep the scene.  Since this is one of the truly romantic moments of the film... we need to make it just perfect.**

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Post by: opinionista on June 22, 2006, 09:00:39 pm
(Blue healer at the QT)

Damn moon! She had to show just now and screw my plans of getting pet my Jack! Gotta wait for tomorrow because he won't sleep now or pet me! I got help him with the coyotes too.
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 09:04:19 pm
** So what do you think of todays efforts highly educated and very expensive psychologists? **

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/StatlerWaldorf-3.gif)
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 09:06:15 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((watches as night falls at 4:00 in the afternoon.))

%% Yikes, are we sure we're in the midwest? This is more like Canada... %%

Gotta run, Ennis! Next time, cook faster!

((runs off, quickly sets up his puptent, and gazes out over the sheep for as long as he can keep his eyes open))
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Post by: Meryl on June 22, 2006, 09:06:39 pm
Hush!  The first night of the Moon on Brokeback is come.

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/PriestessMoon.jpg)

The sky was lit
by the splendor of the moon
So powerful
I fell to the ground

Your love
has made me sure

I am ready to forsake
this worldly life
and surrender to the magnificence
of your Being


--Rumi



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Post by: DeeDee on June 22, 2006, 09:07:51 pm
Young Ennis


((Ennis looks around and he's all alone.  Jack rode up to the sheep right after dinner.  His focus now is up on the mountain where he assumes Jack is))


%%  I sure wish he'd stayed the night.  Kind a lonely here now.  Seems like an a'right
fella, I guess.  I feel like a wan' ta know him better.  Kind a like when I firs' met Alma, but diffren'.  Don't know why that is.%%


(( splashes cold water on his face and goes into the tent for the night, not knowing this night will be his first dream of this blue eyed boy))
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 22, 2006, 09:11:36 pm
The Moon

((gazes down knowingly and sends special romantic moonlight cues down to Young Jack and directs him to think longingly about Ennis))

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiO5PptEv30B2KejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12kemt7vg/EXP=1151111225/**http%3a//www.fliegender-hollaender.at/images/Ying-Yang%2520002.jpg)

(http://meryl.phanfare.com/show/external/68196/68196/3331555/file.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 09:21:44 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Night2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 09:22:37 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Looks up at the moon with an irritating glance, lights a CIGARETTE, drags on it.))

%% You don't think I'm already doing that? Look sister, it's been a long day. Had a fight with a horse (a very pretty horse, mind you), saw Ennis playing with ropes and leather, and that's not a sight easily put aside, been herding sheep most of the day and they wander off in all directions, heard a mule bray something that was almost musical, and dealt with the rapid ascension of night. I'm thinkin' of him. I'm thinkin' of him! I don't have to make everything that obvious, do I? %%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 09:28:43 pm
Elle: ((swoons like the moon in June at all the fabulosity unfolding.))
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 22, 2006, 09:30:00 pm
**Listen Jack... I guess life can get tough sometimes when you're the STAR!!**

(( ::) ))

**plus the MOON is a newbie around the set of this wacky performance... we'll be more on top of things for upcoming vital scenes.**

((  ;)  ))
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 09:34:30 pm
** "WACKY" ???????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 09:38:51 pm
**Um, that was supposed to be in a playful tone, Ms. Moon. Should I go add that in. **
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 22, 2006, 09:43:34 pm
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiR4RptEGQwBp2mjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=127tc72vq/EXP=1151113208/**http%3a//static.flickr.com/33/58323889_ef00ab895b.jpg)

**Jack, sweetie, I was being playful too!!**

((  :D  :D :D ))
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 09:57:15 pm
= The Moon and Jack will be sent to seperate corners if they don't give butterfly kisses forthwith! =(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Moonchoke.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 10:00:51 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiling up at the moon, puts out his cigarette))

%% I love ya, sweetheart. You oughta know that by now. Keep Ennis safe for me, huh? %%
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 22, 2006, 10:10:12 pm
**Sure enough.  I'll keep both you AND Ennis safe!**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyiEZS5tEHKsAthGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=124qg36s6/EXP=1151114393/**http%3a//www.puzzles.ukfun.com/cowboy%2520moon.jpg)


**ps. Jack, can I have your autograph??**
((blushes... )) 

**... you're nearly my favorite character in the film...  I feel all giddy just sending my moonbeams down to you.**

**pps. Mr. Ray, sir, never fear... we were just tussling.**

(( ;) ))
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Post by: Meryl on June 22, 2006, 10:13:37 pm
= The Moon and Jack will be sent to seperate corners if they don't give butterfly kisses forthwith! =(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Moonchoke.jpg)

((Falls down laughing))   :laugh:
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 10:18:31 pm
** Alright, Ms. Moon.  Wait til we get back to town where there's some paper and I'll see what I can do for you.  Mr. Raymille is entirely insistent on realism in his production, so unless they helicopter some out to me up here, you'll have to wait awhile. Don't forget to remind me. **
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 22, 2006, 10:26:21 pm
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby6CxUJtE6nUBZiyjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12sccp1qi/EXP=1151115825/**http%3a//www.neonartists.com/images/catalog/space/1056_man_in_the_moon.jpg)

**Gee thanks Jack, you really are a star...  Now, get back to pining over Ennis before we get too distracted...**

((  ;)  :D ))
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 10:27:33 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((lies down on the ground, tired from the day but not yet sleepy. The night is peaceful and quiet. Even the dogs are calm. One SHEEPHERDING DOG nestles up beside JACK and looks out over the flock. JACK lazily strokes the dog's head and ears, leaning back and looking up at the sky.))

%% So many stars! %%

((With a gaze of lazy concentration, Jack lays his head on a napsack and looks at the sky. He presses his tongue against his lower lip in a soothing movement, letting the memories of the day ease him into a peaceful moment.))
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 10:27:51 pm
Quote
**pps. Mr. Ray, sir, never fear... we were just tussling."


= ** Well okay then! ** =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/snapshot20060623123130.jpg)
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Post by: Lynne on June 22, 2006, 10:37:02 pm
Jack's Lower Lip

%%That has to be the best feeling in the world, feeling the light caress of Jack's tongue as he subconsciously moves it over me, sometimes gently biting.  I ***revel***in the sensation.  When he's lost in his thoughts and his dreams, I benefit, sure 'nough.  And his head is certainly in the clouds since we climbed ol Brokeback.  That stubborn and frustrating and beautiful Ennis Del Mar gives him (and me) plenty to ponder and dream on.%%
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 10:42:43 pm
Jack's Lower Lip

%%That has to be the best feeling in the world, feeling the light caress of Jack's tongue as he subconsciously moves it over me, sometimes gently biting.  I ***revel***in the sensation.  When he's lost in his thoughts and his dreams, I benefit, sure 'nough.  %%


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h243/lnicoll/proud04A.png)
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 10:47:29 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((When the night gets chilly enough, he crawls into the puptent, a little hesitantly. He's downright tired now.))

%% If I weren't so tired, I could try and figure out what I can do about this Ennis situation. But it's been a long day. %%

((He nestles down as best he can, sticks his hands in the pockets of YOUNG JACK'S JEANS, listens to the sound of the SHEEPHERDING DOG lying just outside, and tries to get some sleep))
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Post by: Lumière on June 22, 2006, 10:50:48 pm
(( Back at camp, at least one sheep settles in for the night with sweet dreams ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sleep05.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on June 22, 2006, 10:58:48 pm
(Sorry to bust in here, folks, but is it true that no one has signed up to play the part of Ennis' warshrag?  This seems just shocking to me... have all the Heathens gone off and formed their own discussion board?  NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON wants to be all over ever'thing Ennis can reach?  ;)  OK, I am shutting up now and letting this show go on... sorry to interrupt... thanks for the laughs!)
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Post by: Daniel on June 22, 2006, 11:02:46 pm
** I wouldn't mind being the washrag, unfortunately, I'm already in that scene as someone else. **
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Post by: Ray on June 22, 2006, 11:08:41 pm
= ** Alec!  I was so worried about the wash rag scene.  So many people have voiced their intimidation at swirling around Ennis's goobly bits.  Thankyou for taking on this onerous task.  You are hereby added to the cast list!  ** =
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Post by: alec716 on June 22, 2006, 11:17:12 pm
= ** Alec!  I was so worried about the wash rag scene.  So many people have voiced their intimidation at swirling around Ennis's goobly bits.  Thankyou for taking on this onerous task.  You are hereby added to the cast list!  ** =

**Looks like the Army got me.  This is why I never open my mouth at work.  Will someone let me know when my scene is coming up, or did I already miss it?!  Meanwhile, let me go think method acting thoughts about swirling and goobly bits and Turkish toweling.  Are there no depths to which I will not stoop for you people?!   ;)  **
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 11:35:12 pm
** Alec, you and Barb (Jack's cigarette) can perform a duet!  A very big welcome!  **

**  And to everyone, guess who just signed up to play Bobby?  Our old friend Flashframe777!  Yee-Haw!  He's an ac-tor, you know.  **
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Post by: alec716 on June 22, 2006, 11:39:21 pm
** Alec, you and Barb (Jack's cigarette) can perform a duet!   **

** I'm not in this to get burned or to have Barb make an ash of me... someone PLEASE let me know when the curtain is raised on the warsh cloth... now pardon me while I go count my threads per inch.  As if this here thread did not have enough inches already...  :) **
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 11:41:24 pm
** I'm not in this to get burned or to have Barb make an ash of me... someone PLEASE let me know when the curtain is raised on the warsh cloth... now pardon me while I go count my threads per inch.  As if this here thread did not have enough inches already...  :) **

Elle: (( Stands and cheers for the New Boy!!))  :)
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 22, 2006, 11:48:07 pm
The MOON

Good night Young Jack and distant-night-fire-Young Ennis, the Moon is off to catch 40 winks.

((Leaving some hypnotic moonbeams behind.  These are meant to shine down on Jack's pup tent to inspire him to remain persistent when it comes to wooing Ennis))


(http://www.orangecountyfineart.com/cook_images/moonlight_marsh.jpg)
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 22, 2006, 11:51:25 pm
** The moon is out, a big beautiful glowing orb casting it's gentle light everywhere it touches and there is a soft sultry feel to the air. It is fragrent with the smells of spring grasses wild flowers and hay.  I just love the way it caresses my skin.  It makes feel all hot and bothered...I miss Ennis so much, I hope he's thinking about me tonight**

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/OhEnnisImissyousomuch.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 22, 2006, 11:52:16 pm
Elle: ((Nearly effen' breaks her arm pattin' herself on the back for her castin' instincts.))

**  Night Amanda!  **

**  And GIANT kudos to Melinda (Sashca) for the idea of having Ennis' warsh rag be a role, and to David (TheStudDuck!) for suggesting the moon as a role.  **
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 23, 2006, 12:06:48 am
(http://michelle01a.tripod.com/images/michelle_williams_22.jpg)

**Ah me!
O Ennis, My Ennis! wherefore art thou Ennis
Deny thy employer and refuse thy post;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a virgin.
'Tis but thy poverty that is my enemy;--
Thou art thyself, though not a pauper.
What's a pauper? It is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other thing!
What's in this state? that which we call in the poor house
By any other name would be a real sweet life;
So Ennis would, were he not scrawny assed call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title:--Ennis, doff thy Sheep;
And for those sheep, which is no part of thee,
Take all myself.**
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Post by: newyearsday on June 23, 2006, 12:10:15 am
YOUNG JACK:

((When the night gets chilly enough, he crawls into the puptent, a little hesitantly. He's downright tired now.))

%% If I weren't so tired, I could try and figure out what I can do about this Ennis situation. But it's been a long day. %%

((He nestles down as best he can, sticks his hands in the pockets of YOUNG JACK'S JEANS, listens to the sound of the SHEEPHERDING DOG lying just outside, and tries to get some sleep))

Standing outside the tent in the cool night air, HORSE WITH A LOW STARTLE POINT senses Jack's tired ruminations about the long day. Feeling a bit of guilt for her part in it, she opens her long muzzle and begins to hum a lullabye. From somewhere in the future yet also from the past, these words come to her, and she finds herself singing Jack (and the sheep) to sleep with her warbly croon:

Try not to get worried
Try not to turn onto
Problems that upset you, oh
Don't you know
everything's alright yes, everything's fine
And we want you to sleep well tonight
Let the world turn without you tonight
Close your eyes, close your eyes and relax
Think of nothing tonight
 
Good night, Jack.

** thanks to Andrew Lloyd Webber for the inspiration, and Elle for the little push **
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Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 12:25:46 am
((Listens to HORSE WITH A LOW STARTLE POINT ....  ))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/day1night.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 01:15:25 am
Quote
Alec, you and Barb (Jack's cigarette) can perform a duet!  A very big welcome!

= The Duet begins to warbling horse =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Cigarettes.jpg)
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 23, 2006, 01:23:49 am
JACK'S PANTS -

%% This has been some day....  mmm... that HORSE WITH A LOW STARTLE POINT is warblin' real purty...   I like it.  I need to relax...YOUNG JACK needs to relax after all the things goin' on this day.  What with him slidin' his hands in and out of my pockets....  unbuttonin'  a time or two (he did have those two beers before we ever got in the 'drop-off' truck this morning) .... and there's been ALL kinds of strainin' and adjustin' goin' on in my button area, ever since YOUNG JACK caught sight of this ENNIS fella...   whoo-EEE, this is going to be some summer.  It's gonna be WAY better than last summer up here, I can tell ya that.  And sweet old MRS. TWIST.....  she is one smart lady.  She knew exactly which pair of JACK'S PANTS he would want to wear up on Brokeback, and she had me all scrubbed, dried, folded and ready to slide up these legs....and....  um...   that woman is pretty danged intuitive...she knows her boy.  Knows what he likes. %%

((JACK'S PANTS hug his every curve..  calves, thighs, buttocks   ;) and the ever-changing outline near the buttons...))

%%Hmmm....  when I left Lightnin' Flat, I smelled faintly like laundry soap and cotton that's been hanging in the Wyoming WIND...     and now?  I'm WELL on my way to that most devastatingly intoxicating, rich, sweet scent of MAN...   and not just ANY man...  this is YOUNG JACK TWIST.  Oh, I'm just going to get better and better as the days go by....
  >SN-I-I-I-F-F-FFF.....ah-h-hh.<    ;D %%
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Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 01:32:00 am

((At nighttime Owl Olivia peaks through the branches of a tree and looks at the campsite))

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009899.jpg)

Whoo whoo! Now let's see what we've got here. Two pretty boys, tons of sheep up on the mountain, a picturesque  scenery... I bet 1000 mice they'll be having sex within a month! The boys, that is. Anyways. It's not so lonely up here now! But I'm not sure if that's a good thing. Whoo whoo!

** Ahem. Signing up for the role of the owl here. Obviously...**  ;D
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Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 01:54:02 am

((Meanwhile, a member of the props crew is making sure that the fire doesn't burn down, so young Jack up on the mountain has something to look at...))

(http://www.reisefotos.de/fotos/Frankreich/000003.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 02:07:28 am

Jiminy Cricket : "Not so lonely?!"  What am I, chopped liver?  Oh you're all "Oh, I love you Jiminy, you fill my nights with song and laughter" when there's no toosh to be had!  Really Olivia, you have become saaaaarch a prat since you got your new specs!  Little Miss Intellect!  Well they look silly on you!  There, it's said!  Stupid idea that Owls run around wearing things meant for humans!  I mean reeealy!

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/jiminy_140x143.gif)
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 23, 2006, 02:14:47 am
%% soft music over this scene of the mountain in darkness and our hero's lost in their own thoughts and dreams%%

Night-time sharpens,    
heightens each sensation . . .
Darkness stirs and
wakes imagination . . .
Silently the senses
abandon their defences . . .
Slowly, gently
night unfurls its splendour . . .
Grasp it, sense it -
tremulous and tender . . .
Turn your face away
from the garish light of day,
turn your thoughts away
from cold, unfeeling light -
and listen to
the music of the night . . .


(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/139233TyBX_w.jpg)



With thanks and apologies to Andrew Lloyd Weber ::)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 02:29:16 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/ALW.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 02:33:05 am
**  Oh brother!  It's been a very long and adventurous day folks and I am beat!
I am so excited we got the sheep safely to Broken Arsed and there have been no reports of any sheep jumping off cliffs or anything remotely suicidal.  So I am thrilled.. tired ...**


(http://www.martinridgway.com/images/thumb-yawn.jpg)


**  Mr Raymille and all you good folks, see you tomorrow!
I didn't want to bring this up, but Ms Spanky's Assistant's Assistant is slightly obsessed with me and won't leave me alone.  In fact, I caught her spying on me in the shower today.  That's a prime candidate for the psychiatrists our Director so kindly brought in.  **


(( yawns....))

** Nighty night!  Don't let Jiminy Cricket or the Bed bugs bite!  **


(( strips and jumps into bed ....))



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/zzz.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 02:37:13 am
Jiminy Cricket : "Not so lonely?!"  What am I, chopped liver?  Oh you're all "Oh, I love you Jiminy, you fill my nights with song and laughter" when there's no toosh to be had!  Really Olivia, you have become saaaaarch a prat since you got your new specs!  Little Miss Intellect!  Well they look silly on you!  There, it's said!  Stupid idea that Owls run around wearing things meant for humans!  I mean reeealy!


((Owl Olivia rips off her new specs indignantly))

Oh, shut up Jiminy!! Nobody's asked for your comments! Go kick a bucket!
Ahem... you really think I look better without them??  ???
I mean, not that I give a damn about your opinion...


(http://www.bilder-server.com/Bilder/HWG/001/hwg00001-Bartkauz.JPG)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 02:41:00 am

((Sheep trainer Lucise Indapaddock falls into an uneven sleep, having a terrible nightmare...))  :o

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00004771.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 02:44:26 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/jiminy_140x143.gif) "I don't give a HOOT, that you don't care!  I'm not rubbing my legs together for you anymore!"
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Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 03:00:00 am
((Owl Olivia's new lover Owl Oscar joins her on her branch and whispers into her ear...))

What a nerd! Let's just ignore him and go hunting for some mice... Come on! And, Baby, I love your new specs!   :-*

((And off they take))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Oscarflstert.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 03:10:28 am
((Sheep trainer Lucise Indapaddock falls into an uneven sleep, having a terrible nightmare...))  :o

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00004771.jpg)

(( Jumps up .. breathing heavily ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/zz3.jpg)


(( Struggles to get back to sleep ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/zz4.jpg)




Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 04:00:26 am
** Sending you sweet dreams Lucise **
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Jar-Head.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Jar-Head.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Jar-Head.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 04:29:34 am
Quote
What a nerd! Let's just ignore him and go hunting for some mice... Come on! And, Baby, I love your new specs!

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/jiminy_140x143.gif)  ((Puts hands on hips and chants into the night)) "OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo Oscar and 'Livier, sittin' in a tree!  K  I  S  S  I  N  G!  She wasn't so discerning before she had four eyes Oscar! "

 %% Creeps! %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 08:43:31 am
Mika, the musical dumbass mule:


= Resurfaces and sniffs the air and the state of affairs after enjoying a much needed rest, having carried tents and cans and axes and all possible and impossible sorts of equipment all the way up on Brokeback =

%% Neyyy! I rested right through lots of stuff happening. Oooooh the tension! But now it's so silent. Too silent. I'll have to do something about that. Think I'll cheer everyone up with my heartfelt rendition of: %%

((Clears throat, takes up proud pose, starts performing a musical mule song to the mountains and everyone in range))

=Very loudly=

%% .........The hills are ali-i-i-i-i-i-i-ive, with the sound of bray-y-y-ing!...... %%

=Ignores pained yelps from the dogs, panicked bleating from the sheep, outraged howls from the local coyotes, horrified hoots from the owls, annoyed growls from the lurking bear, squishing protests from the warshrag, snickers from the horses and surprised shouts and mumbled sunds of "huhn??" from the tents. Goes right on creating that very special one-of-a-kind dumbass mule music=

**My mama used to whinny that to me when I was little, - and sing to me.....**

%% I got to go! %%

((Bolts from the outraged cries of SACRILEGE! heard from every corner))



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Post by: TheStudDuck! on June 23, 2006, 09:22:34 am
DUMBASS MULE #27:

((Dumbass Mule #27 clonks his hooves out into the midst of hysterics only to pick up the song again and silence the teasing with his beautiful singing voice.))

Ahem...  ((singing))

The hills are alive with the sound of bra-a-a-a-aying,
With brays they have brayed for a thousand queers!

The hills fill my heart with the sound of bra-a-a-a-aying,
My heart wants to bray every bray in hears!
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 12:12:22 pm
The Feng Shui Director

%%  These dumb-@$$ mules are remarkably musical - such talent.  We seem to have ever-so-slightly lost our way.  Perhaps we need the Chinese Feng Shui compass to re-orient us.  It's made of wood and brass with red thread to help Jack red-line it accurately later when necessary. Writting is in chinese and contains secret code that can only be deciphered by those studying under Feng Shui Master and Director Mr. Raymille. %%

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/compass.jpg)

(( FSD attaches compass to wall so all cast and crew can see it and receive its divine and inspired guidance. ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 23, 2006, 12:19:58 pm
The Wind:  ((blows the invigorating smell of edelweiss past the sleeping noses of Our Boys.))  **  Sorry the pic is so colossal, I'm proud I got it there at all.  **

(http://www.edelweissmusic.net/Artwork.jpg)
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Post by: newyearsday on June 23, 2006, 12:34:11 pm
**Low Startle Point Horse has been given the information that the Actors playing Jack and Ennis are in meetings with "their people" until mid afternoon. Perhaps this would be a good time to utilize the Spa services that the Director Mr, RayMILLE has so graciously set up for us, or perhaps reflect on the beauty of the mountains we find ourselves in preparation for a later-than-anticipated start to our shooting schedule today.**

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:weOAGvIqkbAhYM:www.pcrphoto.com/Mountains/Morning%2520Reflections%2520at%2520Oxbow%2520Bend%2520VF1I9052.jpg)
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 23, 2006, 12:34:56 pm
%%cueing up the special mechanical band shipped at great expense all the way from that fancy schamcy clock works in Switzerland%%

(http://www.charactersunlimitedinc.com/images/cowboy_band_guitar.jpg)

Way out here they have a name for wind and rain and fire
The rain is Tess , the fire's Joe, and they call the wind Clarissa
Clarissa blows the stars around, sets the clouds a'flyin'
Clarissa makes the mountain sound like folks was up there dyin'
Clarissa, (Clarissa), Clarissa (Clarissa), they call the wind Clarisssssssaaaaa!
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Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 12:52:14 pm
Mika the musical dumbass mule


((Enjoys the lofty music winging on high over the mountain. Swoons and skips under the sweet Edelweiss smells. Falls madly, deeply, truly in love with the dulcet tones and the beautiful, shining body of dumbass mule #27.))

=Yeah, it's definitely something in the air up there=


**This is amazing. Till now I've been in love with that cute, taciturn guy who'se been leading me around by the nose. I mean, noose. Up the mountain, and down the mountain. What's not to love about a guy who keeps taking you exiting new places?**

=Has very very dreamy look in eyes=


**But I knew Ennis was spoken for from the moment I clapped eyes on him. I'm so glad I've found another *mule* to love, for the other couldn't ever be mine. Difference in species be damned, and however much I've wanted to fill his life with bliss and bright lights:**

(http://i9.photobucg)


**And with musical praise of the highest degree: **

((Ahem. Ahem. Brays:))

  Yeah, yeah (Oooo)
Uh, hey hey
All right, yeah
Oooo

What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man



((Everyone and everything else on the mountain silently prays (since any shouts and screams would be drowned in the mule music anyhow) with a level of desperation yet unheard of:))

Ennis! Where are you? Way to go - taking a break just now! Please return and take that crazed dumb-ass mule for a trip somewhere! Take him to see the basque! Show him the majestic scenery of the furthst peaks! Just make it stop! Make it stop! Ennis! Saaaaaaave us!


((To the great relief of all, Mika the Dumbass musical mule however falls completely silent on own accord, once more meditating on the utter beauty and grace of Dumbass mule # 27))


=Silence and peace once more reigns on the mountain. =

=For how long?=

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 12:53:40 pm
** Apparently Mr. Raymille is doing some international travel this weekend.  He's on a whirlwind tour to promote B.A.M. (assisted by his able, if fawningly obsequious and sycophantic assistant Elle), and maintains his impeccable committment to wearing only red on the red carpet.  A few of his weekend outfits are below.  **

Because only gold boots work with a tux like this!
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redsuit1.gif)

For something more dramatic...
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/reddress.jpg)

Modest and flowing, with just a touch of exotic.
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/red-outfit.jpg)

The bicyle team's red-carpet ready outfits.
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redshorts.jpg)

Traditional yet flirty for spring/summer.
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redsuit.jpg)

Mr. Raymille is COMMITTED to color.
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/revamp_red_image.jpg)

Somthing a little lighter for warmer weather.
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/reddress2.jpg)

%%  Mr. Raymille is REALLY versitile.  Looks like he'll do whatever it takes to get B.A.M. buzz out there!  %%
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 12:56:14 pm

Perhaps this would be a good time to utilize the Spa services that the Director Mr, RayMILLE has so graciously set up for us


** FSD wants to know where these 'spa' facilities are.  And she wants to know now!!!!!! **
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Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 01:00:44 pm
**Mika wouldn't mind a full overhaul and laquering of hooves, grooming of tail and dip or two into fragrant and relaxing spa waters, either.**

=Hint, hint=

%%What du you mean, they don't serve mules, except on plates?%%  ???
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Post by: alec716 on June 23, 2006, 01:53:47 pm
** Hey Mr. Raymille -- my warshrag should be ready for its close-up later this afternoon.  Can't believe how close-up to Ennis I will be!  Someone just cue me...and then catch me when I faint! **
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Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 01:57:55 pm
(( Up on Broken Arsed, the sheep graze freely..happily ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/sheep_flock.jpg)


(( Life goes on, and the precious lil woolies are loving the mountain air ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/graze2.jpg)

(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1406/5490492/10994757/159409621.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/YearlingEwes.jpg)


(( Indapaddock smiles, beaming with pride....))


%%  Nothing like watching your babies conquer the world of fame and movies...<sigh> %%
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Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 02:22:37 pm

Well I must say, those hippies.... tsk, tsk. Nowadays, they obviously cast everybody. Had my agent told me about this, I'd never have come here. Määähhh!   >:(

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009822.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 02:25:25 pm

(( Mika the Dumbarsed Mule gets some pampering! ))
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/PrettyMule.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 02:38:04 pm

  YEEHAW      


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Yee.jpg)
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Flickbuckle.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on June 23, 2006, 02:39:37 pm
((The High Priestess, having been tipped off to the company's new spa facilities, reflects.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/clothespins.jpg)

%% This hurts like a sonufabitch, but Madame Schwannstucker swore it would make me look 20 years younger!  I'm going to need all the help I can get, now that I know that that Heath look-alike is none other than his infamous illegitimate half-brother, Hoss, known for following him around to gigs and---Uh oh, I see the FSD has discovered this place, too...%%

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/facialwoman.jpg)

((Meryl puts a warm towel over her face and lies back, feigning sleep...))
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Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 02:43:42 pm
((Meanwhile Mika is doing the conga with the hippie sheep, braying in ecstatic delight over the sumptuous makeover.

Let's see if The High Priestess manages to continue feigning sleep in this ruckus!))
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Post by: EnnisDelMar on June 23, 2006, 02:59:42 pm
Omg LOL this is too good... sorry I wasn't a good Ennis, maybe I can still be little Ennis in the flashback scene..
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Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 03:00:57 pm

** Here's a song for our restless, sensitive and knowing wind. Is Ennis yet aware of what it tells him?? **
  ::)

Der Wind hat mir ein Lied erzählt                       The wind has sung me a song
Von einem Glück unsagbar schön;                      Of a luck unspeakably beautiful;
Er weiß, was meinem Herzen fehlt,                    It knows what my heart is missing,
Für wen es schlägt und glüht.                            For whom it beats and glows.
Er weiß für wen.                                              It knows for whom.
Komm! Komm!                                                 Come! Come!
   
Der Wind hat mir ein Lied erzählt                       The wind has sung me a song
Von einem Herzen, das mir fehlt.                       Of a loved soul I miss.
Der Wind...                                                     The Wind....   


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 03:09:22 pm
Cowboy Ettiquette #426

"You can't get comfortable until your boot is shoved ALL THE WAY INTO the fire. "
-Poorlittleteacher

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Burningfoot2.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 03:14:01 pm
=Not only wind, but also air, represents one of the main characters. It's necessary to remind audiences of both=

=Turns out Mika the dumbarse musical mule had a full makeover not only of the outward apperance, but also of the braying voice, now turned singing voice. It's suddenly sultry, sweet and pitch-perfect=

((Lifts face into the wind that sweeps the mountain, peeks at the two guys round their campfire, and starts crooning enchantingly))

Love is in the air
Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air
Every sigh and mountain sound

Love is in the air
In the whisper of the grass
Love is in the air
In the thunderclouds that pass.....



=Chorus of sheep sighing dramily should be heard in background.

Or is that hollers from cowboys with burnt boots and feet?  ??? Hard to tell the difference!=

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Post by: newyearsday on June 23, 2006, 03:21:58 pm
((LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE begins to get mighty jumpy and whips her body awkwardly around a couple of times))

Jesus! What is it with all these pictures of my Jack later on in the movie?! I hope we're not skipping ahead in the scenes!! I mean, we haven't even had our first morning together on the mountain! All this skipping around wasn't in my contract, and it's making me freak out! I'm gonna be all jumpy and jittery now when we start working "for real," and it's all your fault!


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Post by: alec716 on June 23, 2006, 03:25:20 pm
** Since Jiminy Cricket and the owls have spoken, I guess I can jump in... just don't shoot me like a kai-oat if my timing is bad!**


((As JACK peels potatoes, ENNIS goes to warsh ever’thing he can reach.  ENNIS walks to the bucket of warm water, strips off all but his hat, squats, grabs TERRY CLOTH and gets ta warshin’.  No instruction manual needed.))

TC: ** This guy has a firm hold on me… feels like he could wring me out a hunderd times.  Hell, he’s got me all in a lather. **

((ENNIS pushes TERRY CLOTH up across his torso.))

TC: ** What’s up ahead?  Hell, some not-so-silky armpit hair.  Cowboy here didn’t hardly have no deodorant in that paper bag.  I swear, must be no Secret in Signal, that’s fer d*mn Sure.  I might asphyxiate from the smell.  Where does this guy buy his personal hygiene products, in the condiments aisle?**

((ENNIS slowly pushes TERRY CLOTH all the way to the south pole or the equator depending on which way you thought you were sailing.  Along the trip, while sleddin’ downhill in ENNIS’ grip like ALMA next winter, TERRY CLOTH speaks.))

TC:  Fast or slow, I like the direction you’re goin’.

TC: ** All the travelin’ I ever done is around this man, lookin’ for the handle.**

((TERRY CLOTH takes his eyes off of ENNIS’ goobly bits and looks farther afield for just a second.))

TC: ** Now why is that sweet-lookin’ guy in the dark hat starin’ at me out a the corner of his eye?  Might be kinda jealous a where I’m goin’.  I wouldn’t mind switchin’ places with his cigarette, even if I gotta smell some cat piss along the way. **

((TC gasps suddenly).)

TC: ** Tell you what, I know who he is… he had ta use my great-grandtowel to wipe up after his Twisted daddy Stud Duck hosed him down.**

((TERRY CLOTH resumes his watch of the trail ahead as ENNIS continues to send TERRY CLOTH down the southbound lane of a country mile.))

TC:  Sh*t, that’s hard.

((TERRY CLOTH’s compulsory journey to Down Under continues.))

TC:  Whoa, whoa, are those apples?  Turns out I got a low startle point too!  Is that pair a deuces lookin’ for work?

((and as ENNIS’ full moon comes into view…))

TC:  No, I can’t drink no suds right now… but I’ll sure have a piece a cherr….

((BASQUE SHEPHERD’S HOOK enters horizontally from Stage Right and yanks TERRY CLOTH out of ENNIS’ hand and, mercifully, offstage.  SHEEP pelt TERRY CLOTH with BetterMost Bean cans as he vanishes from sight and is taken to have his mouth warshed out with soap.))

(TERRY CLOTH yells from offstage):

TC:  One curve on his whole body, and I miss it!
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 23, 2006, 03:25:53 pm
%%softly blowing on the ever present Wyoming Wind%%

Way out here they have a name for wind and rain and fire
The rain is Tess , the fire's Joe, and they call the wind Clarissa
Clarissa blows the stars around, sets the clouds a'flyin'
Clarissa makes the mountain sound like folks was up there dyin'
Clarissa, (Clarissa), Clarissa (Clarissa), they call the wind Clarisssssssaaaaa!

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: RouxB on June 23, 2006, 03:26:45 pm
My English sometimes (selectively) suffers-can someone tell me where we are in the story? I'd hate to miss delivering them beans to the boys.

The Basque
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Post by: southendmd on June 23, 2006, 03:31:33 pm
** Give the Acade-Ray Award to the towel right now!!!  Best Fire-Spittin' Performance**
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Post by: newyearsday on June 23, 2006, 03:32:31 pm
((wildly thrashing about now, losing it totally))

I don't know, Basque, but I'm about to throw myself off a cliff here if we don't back up and s-l-o-w  d-o--w-n!!!
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 03:33:53 pm
(( FSD hurridly but calmly hangs Feng Shui chimes in trees to surround LSP horse with positive, affirming energy so she doesn't freak out. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/chimes.gif)

** The pleasing sound of windchimes is said to activate favorable energy of Sheng Chi in four different tunings for Fortune, Energy, Peace and Imagination. **

(( LSP horse hears chimes and is immediately soothed.  PHEW! ))
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Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 03:37:28 pm
**Loud rounds of applause for Terry Cloth from offstage**


=Mika thinks= %% Wow, that was HOT - no wonder we've all lost our sense of time and place and scene! Good to see peace and calm being skilfully restored to the mountain proceedings though!%%

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Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 03:41:41 pm
((Indapaddock inspired by FSD's Tree Chimes has decided to take a trip to the Spa...
where others are already enjoying the facilities ....))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/spa2.jpg) (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/spa1.jpg)

((  He relaxes ... washed over with Feng Shui calmness ))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/indaSpa.jpg)


((...Meanwhile back at the mountain... The DUMB-ASS MUSICAL MULE, MIKA reaps the benefits of her new make-over ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/DAMule.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 23, 2006, 03:42:17 pm

((Props Magician Anke Spanky almost loses it, applauding wildly at the untimely but brilliant performance of the warshrag))

** Hey cloth! You want some free laundry, don't ya? Piece of detergent? **  ;D
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Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 03:49:45 pm
(( Proud BAM crew offer the WARSH CLOTH a golden towel rack for his fantastic performance
and for keeping Ennis' bits spotlessly and squeaky clean ...
Now he can drap himself all over this rack and catch his breath after that performance...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/tRack.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 03:53:54 pm
** FSD notes that there is apparently a history of sacred cloth throughout history.  Following today's earlier stellar performance, Ennis's warshcloth now stands proudly among the sacred cloths of eternity. Any warshcloth that so perfectly caresses and cleanses Ennis's goobly bits receives this honor.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/buddha.jpg)
Buddha images in Wat Chai Mongkon, swathed in sacred cloth as a sign of reverence.
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Post by: Mikaela on June 23, 2006, 03:54:26 pm
((Still off stage, Mika is more sidetracked than ever, as the hue-and-cry not only for stardom and fame but for stars and celebrities now has reached the mountainous locations:))


- "Hey Lady, you're Annie Proulx, aren't you? Or her close cousin? Or at least her next-door neigbor? I'll give you my autograph if you give me yours!"

- "Look, aunt! A talking mule!! Ha-ha! We're being punk'd!!"
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 04:09:20 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/StatlerWaldorf-8.gif)


= Appologies from the Idiot Director for getting ahead of himself and robbing Low Startle point Horse her big moment!  Whilst the Warshrag is undeniably the most amazing goobly bit washer to ever grace the planet, we must now acknowledge the last few posts as a dream sequence only! Can you all imagine how brilliant we will all feel when that premonition comes true, and how bloody good we will all be at it?!  ....ehe... =

((Buries head in hands and swallows his ninth valium for the morning!!))
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 04:15:16 pm
(( FSD places special red Crystal Ball underneath Director Raymille's chair to stimulate balanced chi and align intention with execution so that the production moves forward harmoniously.  Something about those red ceremonial balls that seems to particularly soothe the Director. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/crystalball.jpg)

%% FSD is much busier today than expected.  Thinking she wil have to quit her day job and wear these ceremonial robes full-time.  This will probably necessitate an additional pay raise... %%
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 04:27:05 pm
%% It's all about the money with this bloody FSD!  I hired her to get the CHI flowing and all I get from her is $CHIng$ $CHIng$.  I'm already paying her three times more than Aguire.  I hope she doesn't end up suing me after all this is over!  Maybe she'll go for an out of court settlement, and I can deny I ever negotiated anything! %%
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 04:28:16 pm
**  FSD is stunned by brilliance of the previous dream sequence, and how each member of the cast and crew fully inhabited their astral body during said performance.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/dreams.jpg)



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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 04:30:10 pm
%% It's all about the money with this bloody FSD!  I hired her to get the CHI flowing and all I get from her is $CHIng$ $CHIng$.  I'm already paying her three times more than Aguire.  I hope she doesn't end up suing me after all this is over!  Maybe she'll go for an out of court settlement, and I can deny I ever negotiated anything! %%


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/crystalball.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/crystalball.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/crystalball.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/crystalball.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/crystalball.jpg)

%% OOOOOOOOH - more Crystal  Balls for the director.  Immediately!  %%
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 04:38:42 pm
(( FSD turns back hands of time so that performance can continue chronologically.  ))


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/HandsofTime.jpg)


** Anyone who knows where exactly clock hands should be turned back to, please advise FSD ASAP.  We seem to have some confusion.  **
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Post by: DeeDee on June 23, 2006, 04:47:02 pm
                                               ATTENTION!


As of 9 am Saturday morning, Courtney will be taking over the roll of young Ennis until 9 am on Monday, while I am indisposed.( ie. drinking, partying and all around merriment).   Please give our girl all the support you gave me.  My only regret is that I can't take you all with me...
Now I need to find my Jack and get rolling on the next scene.



Always,
DeeDee
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 04:57:02 pm
= RECAP =

= Idiot Director will now restore the timeline and ballance the Ying & Yang =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/YingYangsheep.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/YingYangSaw.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Settingupcamp.jpg)

= Idiot Director will then add the symbolic cleansing of water presence =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Water.jpg)

= Idiot Director will then recreate the mood =

"But soft, what light through younder window breaks?"

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Romeo.jpg)

=And finally Idiot Director will cook a health breakfast for his tired Cast & Crew"

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Yawn.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/BetterMost-2.jpg)

= Pick up from here =

** AND DON"T ANYONE ALLOW ME TO MESS WITH THE CUES OF A HORSE WITH A LOW STARTLE POINT AGAIN! **
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Post by: Daniel on June 23, 2006, 05:11:35 pm
** Forgive me, Ray, if I go a little before that **.

YOUNG JACK:

((Wakes up with the sun just peeking over the horizon. Looks down at the camp, and is surprised not to see any smoke.))

Huh? Well whadya make of that? Surely he's cookin' breakfast by now?

((reaches down and pets one of the SHEPHERD DOGs who is keeping an alert gaze on the flock as her companion sleeps nearby.))

Nothing too eventful, huh?

((Gets out his canteen, poors water in a metal cup for the dogs then walks over to the LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE, tethered to a nearby tree.))

Well, darlin'. Looks like we need to head back to camp, give you some room to run around a bit.

((Rides down into camp, leaving the dogs behind to watch the sheep for a while.))

Ennis, you awake?! Ennis!

((Listens to the snores coming from the tent.))

%% God, even his snores are cute. %%

Come on, Ennis. Gotta get up and cook us somethin' to eat. I don't care what at this point.

((goes over to where the food is stored and looks into it hesitantly.))

I'd do it myself, but not much of a cook. My ma threw me out of the kitchen for scorchin' her pans. Pa gave me a real beatin' for that one... I mean, I suppose I could put something in here on the fire until it turns black and crunchy, but I reckon neither one of us'll like it.
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Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 05:17:33 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Wakes up with the sun just peeking over the horizon. Looks down at the camp, and is surprised not to see any smoke.))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/day2.jpg)


Quote
Well, darlin'. Looks like we need to head back to camp, give you some room to run around a bit.

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/jkHerder.jpg)

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Post by: DeeDee on June 23, 2006, 05:28:53 pm
Young Ennis


((Turns over and wakes up.. It's morning and he wipes the sleep out of his eyes))


%% Oh no. I overslep'.  Shee-it, now I hear Jack comin' back.  I can't go out there lookin' like this.  I need ta freshin' ma breath a bit.%%


((Blows breath into hand and grimaces))


%% He's callin' me, I better git.%%


Hey bud, sorry about breakfast, guess I overslep'.  I'll git the coffee goin' and get right on breakfast. I have sausage..you like sausage?  Uh, I don't mean like, I mean eat, I, uh, how about bacon?


(( blushed beet red and hurries to make coffee))


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Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 05:33:07 pm
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bfast2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 23, 2006, 05:34:57 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((finishes tethering up LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE, but leaves her room to move around. He pats her neck and moves back over.))

Nothin' wrong with a good sausage, Ennis. We can have sausage if you want. ((grins, but stifles a yawn)).

I think I can make coffee, though. I mean, whoever heard of a man who doesn't drink coffee? That way, you can work on the food.
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Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 05:39:59 pm

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bfast3.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 23, 2006, 06:07:00 pm
Elle/Wind/Sycophantic Assistant:  **  Been cleaning all mornin' for my mother's visit next week (after six months of not cleaning the house, thanks to you folks), I get back here eager as hell, and all I find is PERFECTION?  This ain't no little thing that's happenin' here.  **

Victoria-Effen-Princess, that song was one of the highlights of my life.  Thank you from the bottom of my heart.  Can't believe I furgot that song - I sing it two-three times a week at bedtime, for 'Meno Jr.

Alec-Effen-WarshRag, I grovel at your feet, and send up a prayer a thanks that you have joined our gang.

Startle-Effen--NYDay, thank you for keepin' us on the right track.

YaadPee-Effen-Pie, You too.  Keepin' us centered and on the right track.

And all the Owls, Mules, SheepWranglers, Priestesses (of which there is One), and southendmd (I'm gonna come knockin' on yer door, offerin' you a part in a minnit), it is some sweet life, here and now.  **

%%  When Becky and her bladder get back from their trip, they are going to pee their pants at what their idea has turned into!  %%



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Post by: DeeDee on June 23, 2006, 06:09:35 pm
Young Ennis:


((Ennis catching Jack's grin shift nervously))


Uh, no bud, I'll make tha coffee, why don' cha relax a bit.  Just need to put the meat in the pan and it'll cook itself.


%%What in fools hill am I babblin' about?  My heart is a racin' like a thoroughbred maiden.  I need to focus.  Maybe I could just start up some talkin'.%%



So, bud who do you do, uh I mean what do you do when you're not up here on Brokeback?



%% I think I'm gonna be sick%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 23, 2006, 06:19:40 pm
Young Jack:

%% Did he just say "who do you do"? .... How ? .... poetic? %%

Umm, well mostly stay at home work for my Pa at his ranch. He's got some pretty ancient ideas about how to run it. Course, he doesn't want to hear any of mine, but I'm saving up. Gonna get a place of my own.

((coughs a little))

What about you? You do anything during the winter? You seem skilled at a lot of things. You could probably do anything that needed doin' at a ranch.
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Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 06:29:32 pm
(( The scene at camp ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bfast4.jpg)
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((BAM Caterers dish out Beans to mark this memorable occasion ...))

(http://chronicle.augusta.com/images/headlines/060403/6777_512.jpg)


((Beverages  are on the way ...Coffee to start ...))

(http://www.diannevetromile.com/CoffeePot.jpg)


(( Ms Spanky takes over as barmaid ...))

(http://trayman.net/Images/Senoritas/Corona%20Barmaid.jpg)


((Prop Magician hires a band to cater to the four-legged members of the team ...))

(http://www.stillbreathing.co.uk/gallery/animals_in_music/leadrodent.jpg)

(http://www.stillbreathing.co.uk/gallery/animals_in_music/sqruimmer.jpg)

(http://www.stillbreathing.co.uk/gallery/animals_in_music/saxosquirrel_big.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 07:14:12 pm
500 POSTS WOOHOO
  Average 100 posts per day!   
Doesn't anyone work around here?

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/LittleMermaid.gif)


Re: YOU KNOW YOUR A BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN FAN WHEN...   
 
"You spend more time on the boards than at work. A live conversation with a fellow-Brokie is more important to you than how you will get home fro there."

- Julie01

When your finger hurts from so much clicking around on this board!
- Front-Ranger
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 23, 2006, 07:41:12 pm
Young Ennis:

%% I think he heard my slip.  I'm a gonna make like it never happen.%%


I think I already tol' ya that me an Alma will be gettin' married and tryin' to save for our own place.  Tryin' to find somethin' on a ranch.  Been a ranch hand my whole life.  I'm real good working with horses an" stock.  Maybe your daddy could use my help someday seein' jobs are pretty hard to come by these days.


%% Thats it dumbass, you sound like a job interview. Who you tryin to impress?  He don't care about you. And you need ta worry about Alma.  Alma...oh boy.  I kind a wish she had blue eyes like this boy here.  Nice to look at. Warm. %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 23, 2006, 07:46:18 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((laughs warmly, then sips some coffee from a tin mug))

Yeah, you kinda told me you were gettin' married. I meant, what did you do for money before you came up here? You said you were in Sage, right? What'd you do there?
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 23, 2006, 08:07:57 pm
The MOON

((As the boys enjoy their early morning breakfast and chat.  The Moon prods good buddy the Sun awake with our own early morning chat.))

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((Busy making sure the Sun stokes the whole day for young Jack and young Ennis))

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Post by: Meryl on June 23, 2006, 08:08:50 pm
((The High Priestess lights along a message to the Basque to quit hanging onto the Warshrag and give it back to Miss Anke Spanky, who has all Relics necessary for filming under her special care (provided there is not going to be a reprise of the Warshrag scene, seeing as its first appearance has now been designated a "Dream Sequence")  ::). 

All Sacred Relics must be returned to the High Priestess, to be blessed and placed back in the Sacred Relic Room.  The Signal Paper Bag and Jack's Cigarette Lighter, which aren't seen again in the film, have already come back safely to her hands.))
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 08:32:31 pm
** Rare actual photo of Mr. Raymille on set has been taken earlier today and posted here.  This was during the warshrag scene, and he was concentrating intently. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/directorswhip.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on June 23, 2006, 08:38:51 pm
Young Ennis:

I had some odd jobs aroun' the ranch where my brother lives, seein' ma folks was kilt and I had nowhere to go. So I kept horses, mended fences, what ever they gave me.  Not much money to be made, thats fer sure.

%% Keeps his head down and feels the heat in his face%%

Uh, when you was up here las' summer, you did, uh, both the herdin' and the campin'?  I mean I was jus' wonderin' that it must 'ave been real hard.. you know.. Well,  I was jes' wonderin', you know, no reason.


%% Holy F***.. can you act more like an ass? %%

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Post by: Daniel on June 23, 2006, 08:50:19 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nodding to himself as Ennis looks bashful))

Well, basically last year the alotments were closer to the camps, so we could just pitch a tent where we needed to and the sheep wouldn' be that far off. You could get to 'em in two shakes of a lamb's tail, if somethin' were to happen. This year its harder I guess cause they moved the allotments around and the ranger service likes to get involved in ranching and herding businesses cause it ain't got nothin better to do.

((grins wickedly))

You always this bashful? Cause, boy, you're dancin' all over the place.
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 08:55:02 pm

= LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE MOMENT WE"VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR - LOW STARTLE POINT TWIRL!!!!!  =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/PreHorsespin.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on June 23, 2006, 09:02:35 pm
((The High Priestess lights along a message to the Basque to quit hanging onto the Warshrag and give it back to Miss Anke Spanky, who has all Relics necessary for filming under her special care (provided there is not going to be a reprise of the Warshrag scene, seeing as its first appearance has now been designated a "Dream Sequence")  ::). 

(Terry Cloth: **Regarding my earlier inadvertent participation in the Dream Sequence, all I can say is sorry for the premature articulation.   ;) **)
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Post by: Daniel on June 23, 2006, 09:08:53 pm
** I don't think Ennis is going to perform a low startle-point twirl for us, Mr. Raymille. If he does, I'll be quite surprised, and I'll applaud the effort **.
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Post by: Ray on June 23, 2006, 09:12:52 pm
** Ya dag!  It's not all about Ennis ya know! **
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Post by: Meryl on June 23, 2006, 09:26:44 pm
(Terry Cloth: **Regarding my earlier inadvertent participation in the Dream Sequence, all I can say is sorry for the premature articulation.   ;) **)

**Smarty-cloth.  ::)    He has style, though.  ;) **
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Post by: newyearsday on June 23, 2006, 10:02:40 pm
**without further ado...(and thank you for your patience!)**

LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

((trembles a bit as Jack approaches and starts to untie her))

** Oh Goody!! I thought they'd never finish. This stand still, wait-for-'em-to-untie-me bullshit....Jack ain't got no right makin me do som'n against ma' nature. I gotta dance! I gotta sing! Gotta do my thing, ya know?!!**

**But looky here, I'll show 'im -- been practicin my super double-spin all spring. It actually has a 3.2 degree of difficulty by itself, but when you add it to a mount for a mount/spin combo, the judges add on 2 more points. Let's see if I can pull it off and impress this rodeo cowboy...**


((JACK climbs up onto LSP HORSE and she begins her wind up, whinnying and spinning in a double turn as JACK fights to control her. ))

**Aww, shit! I fell into that lil' sappling and lost my center! Man, this onyx and hematite saddle ain't worth a damn and it's thowing off my timing. Jack don't seem too happy bout it neither.

Just like my ol' mare--tryin a keep me down but goddamit, I been spinnin' and twirlin' since I was just a little thing...always said I was artistic, with my dancin and turns an all, and tell you what, that specialist with the English accent that my mama took me to said the same thing!! She said I was ahh--tistic and said, "I know it, I know I am!" Some people just don't understand true talent when they see it I guess. Hmmf! **

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Post by: alec716 on June 23, 2006, 10:08:11 pm
** I don't think Ennis is going to perform a low startle-point twirl for us, Mr. Raymille. If he does, I'll be quite surprised, and I'll applaud the effort **.

** You are correct, Daniel .. Ennis's LSP moment comes later in the first tent scene, and Jack is the one who twirls.   ;) **
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 10:19:59 pm

LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

**Aww, shit! I fell into that lil' sappling and lost my center! Man, this onyx and hematite saddle ain't worth a damn and it's thowing off my timing. Jack don't seem too happy bout it neither.


(( FSD bestows new saddle upon LSP Horse that is as magnificent as she. ))

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Post by: Daniel on June 23, 2006, 10:25:39 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Barking dogs can be heard in the distance. Jack jumps to his feet, forgetting that Ennis hasn't responded yet.))

((Grabs some of the food that is just now edible and stuffs it in a knapsack, heading over to the LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE))

((looks back over at Ennis, slows down a bit as he unties the horse))

Gotta get back up with the sheep. Something's going on.

((As the STARTLE-POINT HORSE starts dancing around, Jack holds on for dear life.))

Woah, little darlin'! This ain't no time for a rodeo show. We gotta get back to the sheep!

((He finally gets the HORSE under control and heads her back up to the grazing field. He looks back at Ennis with an unreadable expression.))

%% This conversation ain't over yet. %%
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 23, 2006, 10:43:43 pm
**  Late Breaking News:   Mr. Raymille will be discussing B.A.M. on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno this evening.  We have an advance photo of the outfit he's chosen to wear.  Many of you know Mr. Raymille is an old poof from way back; you may not realize he also wears poofy sleeves whenever possible.  Jay Leno will be rolling out the red carpet for Mr. Raymille, who refuses to walk down anything but that for his grand entrance, and so he is, of course, color coordinated to match it.  **

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Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 10:44:10 pm
YOUNG JACK:
((As the STARTLE-POINT HORSE starts dancing around, Jack holds on for dear life.))

Woah, little darlin'! This ain't no time for a rodeo show. We gotta get back to the sheep!

((He finally gets the HORSE under control and heads her back up to the grazing field. He looks back at Ennis with an unreadable expression.))


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Post by: Lumière on June 23, 2006, 10:47:05 pm
(( Applauds extensively for Director Raymille's big, poofy red blouse ...
Our own dear Director on the Tonight show!     :D...Applauds ...  ))


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Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 01:13:40 am
The Assistant: **  Dear Friends, it has been 2 hours and 27 minutes between Lucise's last post and this one of mine.  That is enough time for BBM to play in a theater + previews.  Are you all standing around tying knots all day?  What?  It's 1:15 in the morning on the East Coast of the US?  Some of you are preparing for Pride events?  Posting is always lower on weekends?  Where's your dedication?  **  ((Shakes her head in dismay.)) 
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 24, 2006, 01:21:03 am
%% as our boys settle in once again for the night up on the Mountan down here in the production camp some of the wranglers and stunt men gather around the campfire singly softly of the very beautiful and dynamic Wyoming wind%%

Way out here they have a name for wind and rain and fire
The rain is Tess , the fire's Joe, and they call the wind Clarissa
Clarissa blows the stars around, sets the clouds a'flyin'
Clarissa makes the mountain sound like folks was up there dyin'
Clarissa, (Clarissa), Clarissa (Clarissa), they call the wind Clarisssssaaaa.....


Before I knew Clarissa's name and heard her wail and whinin'
I had a pal and he had me and the sun was always shinin'
Then one day I left my pal, I left him far behind me
And now I'm lost, so gol-durned lost not even-God-can find me
Clarissa, Clarissa, they call the wind Clarisssssaaaa....


Out here they have a name for rain wind and fire only
When you're lost and all alone there ain't no name for lonely
I'm a lost and lonely man without a star to guide me
Clarissa, blow my love to me, I need my pal beside me
Clar-is-sa, (Clar-i-ssaa), CLARISSA! (Clarissa), they call the wind Clarissa!


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Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 01:33:06 am
Before I knew Clarissa's name and heard her wail and whinin'

You say, "Po-tay-to," I say "Commitment to the PRO-cess."   ;)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 24, 2006, 01:55:06 am
I knew it! I knew it! One should think they'd leave us in peace at least at night. But no, as soon as it looks like everybody's in bed, finally, some loony starts to sing again!!! Will this never stop?? I can't stand this any more Oscar!
Well, if you can't fix it, Darlin, you gotta stand it! We gotta stick this out, I guess...  
   :-*

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Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 02:35:16 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Twirly-Horse--Very-small-0.gif)

THERE was movement at the station, for the word had passed around
    That the colt from old Regret had got away,
And had joined the wild bush horses — he was worth a thousand pound,
    So all the cracks had gathered to the fray.
All the tried and noted riders from the stations near and far
    Had mustered at the homestead overnight,
For the bushmen love hard riding where the wild bush horses are,
    And the stock-horse snuffs the battle with delight.
There was Harrison, who made his pile when Pardon won the cup,
    The old man with his hair as white as snow;
But few could ride beside him when his blood was fairly up—
    He would go wherever horse and man could go.
And Clancy of the Overflow came down to lend a hand,
    No better horseman ever held the reins;
For never horse could throw him while the saddle-girths would stand,
    He learnt to ride while droving on the plains.

And one was there, a stripling on a small and weedy beast,
    He was something like a racehorse undersized,
With a touch of Timor pony—three parts thoroughbred at least—
    And such as are by mountain horsemen prized.
He was hard and tough and wiry—just the sort that won’t say die—
    There was courage in his quick impatient tread;
And he bore the badge of gameness in his bright and fiery eye,
    And the proud and lofty carriage of his head.

But still so slight and weedy, one would doubt his power to stay,
    And the old man said, “That horse will never do
For a long and tiring gallop—lad, you’d better stop away,
    Those hills are far too rough for such as you.”
So he waited sad and wistful—only Clancy stood his friend —
    “I think we ought to let him come,” he said;
“I warrant he’ll be with us when he’s wanted at the end,
    For both his horse and he are mountain bred.

“He hails from Snowy River, up by Kosciusko’s side,
  Where the hills are twice as steep and twice as rough,
Where a horse’s hoofs strike firelight from the flint stones every stride,
    The man that holds his own is good enough.
And the Snowy River riders on the mountains make their home,
    Where the river runs those giant hills between;
I have seen full many horsemen since I first commenced to roam,
    But nowhere yet such horsemen have I seen.”

So he went — they found the horses by the big mimosa clump —
    They raced away towards the mountain’s brow,
And the old man gave his orders, ‘Boys, go at them from the jump,
    No use to try for fancy riding now.
And, Clancy, you must wheel them, try and wheel them to the right.
    Ride boldly, lad, and never fear the spills,
For never yet was rider that could keep the mob in sight,
    If once they gain the shelter of those hills.’

So Clancy rode to wheel them—he was racing on the wing
    Where the best and boldest riders take their place,
And he raced his stock-horse past them, and he made the ranges ring
    With the stockwhip, as he met them face to face.
Then they halted for a moment, while he swung the dreaded lash,
    But they saw their well-loved mountain full in view,
And they charged beneath the stockwhip with a sharp and sudden dash,
    And off into the mountain scrub they flew.

Then fast the horsemen followed, where the gorges deep and black
    Resounded to the thunder of their tread,
And the stockwhips woke the echoes, and they fiercely answered back
    From cliffs and crags that beetled overhead.
And upward, ever upward, the wild horses held their way,
    Where mountain ash and kurrajong grew wide;
And the old man muttered fiercely, “We may bid the mob good day,
    No man can hold them down the other side.”

When they reached the mountain’s summit, even Clancy took a pull,
    It well might make the boldest hold their breath,
The wild hop scrub grew thickly, and the hidden ground was full
    Of wombat holes, and any slip was death.
But the man from Snowy River let the pony have his head,
    And he swung his stockwhip round and gave a cheer,
And he raced him down the mountain like a torrent down its bed,
    While the others stood and watched in very fear.

He sent the flint stones flying, but the pony kept his feet,
    He cleared the fallen timber in his stride,
And the man from Snowy River never shifted in his seat—
    It was grand to see that mountain horseman ride.
Through the stringy barks and saplings, on the rough and broken ground,
    Down the hillside at a racing pace he went;
And he never drew the bridle till he landed safe and sound,
    At the bottom of that terrible descent.

He was right among the horses as they climbed the further hill,
    And the watchers on the mountain standing mute,
Saw him ply the stockwhip fiercely, he was right among them still,
    As he raced across the clearing in pursuit.
Then they lost him for a moment, where two mountain gullies met
    In the ranges, but a final glimpse reveals
On a dim and distant hillside the wild horses racing yet,
    With the man from Snowy River at their heels.

And he ran them single-handed till their sides were white with foam.
    He followed like a bloodhound on their track,
Till they halted cowed and beaten, then he turned their heads for home,
    And alone and unassisted brought them back.
But his hardy mountain pony he could scarcely raise a trot,
    He was blood from hip to shoulder from the spur;
But his pluck was still undaunted, and his courage fiery hot,
    For never yet was mountain horse a cur.

And down by Kosciusko, where the pine-clad ridges raise
    Their torn and rugged battlements on high,
Where the air is clear as crystal, and the white stars fairly blaze
    At midnight in the cold and frosty sky,
And where around the Overflow the reedbeds sweep and sway
    To the breezes, and the rolling plains are wide,
The man from Snowy River is a household word to-day,
    And the stockmen tell the story of his ride.
 


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"These quiet nights are just perfect for poetry!"



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Post by: Pipedream on June 24, 2006, 02:43:12 am

I'll eat you for breakfast if you don't quiet down. I ain't jokin!!!    >:(

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Post by: vkm91941 on June 24, 2006, 02:46:09 am
** uhm excuse me, Olivia,  but I thought Owls were nocturnal creatures  ??? **

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Post by: Pipedream on June 24, 2006, 03:11:34 am
** uhm excuse me, Olivia,  but I thought Owls were nocturnal creatures  ??? **



** Exactly! You got it all figured out there! We are nocturnal creatures, and we want to hunt at night. But with everybody running around, singing, dancing and stomping (!) people run our prey off! Them mice are sensitive, ya know?? When I sleep during the day, I don't care what you do. Anyways. You go ahead. Just sing away everybody! The teacher director says I complain too much. So I'll just keep quiet now. Sigh. **

%%It ain't right! It ain't right!%%


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Post by: vkm91941 on June 24, 2006, 03:19:45 am
**Well here you go, they made it easy the mice have joined in with the singin! "

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Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 04:33:32 am
** I especially like that "Please Do Not Repost" line directly above here. **   ;)

** Ray, I got excited reading yer poem.  I bet anything Heath read it too, when he was young.  Is that a well-known poem in Australia? **
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Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 04:37:01 am
** It's an Aussie Icon!  By Banjo Patterson.  It's an institution! **
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Post by: Pipedream on June 24, 2006, 08:18:56 am

((At dawn Owl Olivia pisses takes off in a huff and Props Magician Anke Spanky appears on the scene again))

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((Shouting across the set))

** Breakfast!!! Breakfast is ready!!!! **   ;D

%% Glad, our reliable and proven old caterers from "Lines of BBM Visualized" have agreed to work for us here, too! Seems there's not so much to do overthere at the moment...%%

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Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 12:52:28 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((sings a song as he goes up to see what the problem with the sheep is, realizing that he missed an important line.))

Well now, little darlin', that Ennis sure is sweet.
And he knows how to pack - cook, I mean - meat.
But there's really something that irks in my dreams.
He has an unhealthy obsession with beans.

No more beans.
No more beans for me.
All the stones and the trees.
They may not agree,
but there's just nothin' keen,
about them beans
no more beans for me.

Now you may think this song is odd.
Cause I've had enough - oh my god.
But as of yet, I've had none.
That's just fine with me, hon'.

No more beans.
No more beans for me.
All the stones and the trees.
They may not agree.
But there's just nothing keen
About them beans.
No more beans.... for..... me-e-e-e.
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 01:00:06 pm
** Dearly Beloveds, I am unstickying this thread to free up the top of our Chez Tremblay forum.  I feel confident that all the traffic we get on this thread will keep it at the top on its own steam.  Love, Clarissa with moderator hat on.  **
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Post by: alec716 on June 24, 2006, 01:19:48 pm
((Props Magician Anke Spanky almost loses it, applauding wildly at the untimely but brilliant performance of the warshrag))

** Hey cloth! You want some free laundry, don't ya? Piece of detergent? **  ;D

** Clarissa -- just like Anke unstickied me ...  ;)  -- Terry Cloth **
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Post by: alec716 on June 24, 2006, 02:02:05 pm
The Assistant: **  Dear Friends, it has been 2 hours and 27 minutes between Lucise's last post and this one of mine.  That is enough time for BBM to play in a theater + previews.  Are you all standing around tying knots all day?  What?  It's 1:15 in the morning on the East Coast of the US?  Some of you are preparing for Pride events?  Posting is always lower on weekends?  Where's your dedication?  **  ((Shakes her head in dismay.)) 


((Freshly-laundered TERRY CLOTH arranges for CLARISSA to take possession of GREAT-GRANDTOWEL so that CLARISSA can towel-whip, locker room-style, the backsides -- shapely & otherwise -- of non-compliant, recalcitrant, lazy, obstinate, absent and otherwise dumbass mule actors, high priestess(es), FSDs, and miscellaneous quardrupedal and bipedal ungulates, omnivores, carnivores and dry goods into timely and brilliant performances.  CLARISSA is to be considered armed & dangerous by EVERYONE ELSE.   ;) ))
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 03:41:58 pm
THE ASSISTANT:
** Hey TERRY, you're about the steamiest WARSH RAG we've ever had around these parts, but it's not gonna be like that.  Me use that GREAT-GRANDTOWEL (the one Jack had to use as a little boy, right?)?  No way.  Now I can pat everyone on the ass, every once in a while....

Nah, I'll see that things get done around here the good old-fahioned way - with wailin' & whinin'.  **
--------------------------

THE WIND:
((prepares for the Pride Parade tomorrow in Seattle by humming a little tune:))

** Who's sweepin' down the streets of the city
Smilin' at everybody she sees
Who's reachin' out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it's WINDY **

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Post by: alec716 on June 24, 2006, 03:56:26 pm
THE ASSISTANT:
** Hey TERRY, you're about the steamiest WARSH RAG we've ever had around these parts, but it's not gonna be like that.  Me use that GREAT-GRANDTOWEL (the one Jack had to use as a little boy, right?)?  No way.  Now I can pat everyone on the ass, every once in a while....

TERRY CLOTH:

** On the set, or way out in the middle of nowhere?  How often?   :(   Ever' four effen' posts?! **

((TERRY CLOTH glances downward with great sadness.))
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Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 04:13:42 pm
Blade Grass: %% Jesus H!  I move, roots and all, all the way up here in the middle of nowhere from town for some solitude, and some looney brings his heavy footed, bad tempered, showoff nag up just to dance all over the top of me!  And to top it off I've got drunken cat calling crew members burning hole in my family all night long, whiney, bitching owls complaining all night, and a crusty ol' cum rag trying to rub up against anything that looks like it has a pulse! I swear I can't take much more of this!  Why oh why couldn't I have been born Cannibus Sativa like cousin Hemp?  His was a short life, but man o man did he have a time!   %%

** This is a picture of us at the last family reunion.  They were the days! Resin ate! (I can't really work that play on words into a sentence, but it's bloody funny so I'll just write it) **

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Post by: Pipedream on June 24, 2006, 04:35:33 pm

((Props Magician Anke Spanky Jr. speaks up:))

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** Waitin for my mom, hunh? Forget about it. Germany just beat Sweden in the Fifa World Cup. So guess what she's doin right now... Ahem, guess what we are doin right now!**   ;D 

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Hurra.jpg)

** See ya later folks. Keep it goin! **  ;)

Yours

 FRANCA   :-*
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Post by: alec716 on June 24, 2006, 04:45:25 pm
Blade Grass: %% a crusty ol' cum rag trying to rub up against anything that looks like it has a pulse!  %%

TERRY CLOTH:

** EXCUSE ME, Mr. Raymille, my S.A.G. card identifies me as a WARSHRAG and that's how you will reefer (got'cha --  ;))  to me, or you will hear from the union steward.   Now pardon me while I go get fluffed for my next scene.  ;) **
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Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 04:58:06 pm
= Blade, you will cease and dissist referring to fellow cast members as anything but their allotted titles!  Should you chose not to comply, you will be weeded out and turfed from this production!! **Happy Terry? ** =


** Franka, please ensure your mother remains upright and conscious during YOUR celebrations with her pager on.  We never know when she will be called upon to fix the spa!  And what are you doing riding her transportation vehicle?! PS.  You have your mother's eyes.., RED! **
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 05:16:16 pm
** As conceived by Feng Shui, everything in the universe consists of subtle patterns of moving, flowing energy.  Flow is a smooth, unimpeded movement through space-time. It is an aesthetic quality of spatial movement and occurs throughout the physical world.  Feng Shui sees the universe alive with yin-yang pulsations. Without flow, the universe would be dead. On micro and macro levels, energy currents continually balance and counter-balance one another.  Optimal flow for living organisms means that the atmosphere feels like a spring breeze -- neither fast and vehement, nor sluggish and stagnant. The quality of flow causes living beings to either flourish or deteriorate. **

(( FSD brings energy of a clear mountain stream into the production to get things moving forward, realizing that this will not be even a slightly funny post, and so asks the indulgence of all viewers. ))

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Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 05:21:29 pm
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 05:22:53 pm
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Post by: Becky on June 24, 2006, 05:38:07 pm
Mr Raymille, I am ready for my scene where would you like me to pee, unless you have done my bit and just gone on without me.  :o So what is going on? Where do you want me, ready to reprise my role, trust me I have been practicing on the Mountains of Wales for a week, I think I have perfected it. ;D
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Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 05:42:07 pm
((noticing the fluffy white co-star))

**Thank god you've arrived. I was beginning to think that the set was all empty. About the only thing happenin' here is that river that keeps changing around. It's confusin' the hell outta me.**
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Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 06:02:14 pm
= OH WELL!  Nice of you to join us BEX!  Gee I hope you're not too worn out after all your galavanting!  Would you like a little spa and a nice breaky before you report on, hmmmmm?  GET TO WORK!! Report to Lucise Indapaddock immediately for the standard urine testing.  We won't tollerate performance enhancing drug use on this set, %% although to watch the performance in it's entirety, one would never know! %%, and then familiarise yourself with tapes of the performance thus far! =

(( Breaths deeply and goes back to the FSD's previous posts for some meditation.  Farkeen ACTORS! ))

= PROCEED! =
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 06:03:59 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Well people, I'm sorry I'm not actually entertaining you. The truth is... this place is just too quiet.

The sheep are silent, no dogs have barked. Even my low-startle point horse has shifted to park.
The wind has cried, the grass has moaned, but that's just about it... everyone's out on loan.
My jeans are still, No birds have sung, I'm gettin' bored! I'm fit to be hung!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 06:11:58 pm
**  Hey daniel, wanna play some ABCs while we wait? **

A is Absence.

We are forced to play the wonderful and world renowned game of BBM ABC's in the ABSENCE of the cast and crew who were up all night singing shitty ditties around the camp fire!

B is Better.

The Cast and Crew had BETTER get there bloody arses onto this set VERY BLOODY SOON!

C is for Coniption.

I AM GOING TO HAVE ONE IN JUST ABOUT ONE MINUTE!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 06:18:19 pm
YOUNG JACK:

** Now don't start a askin', where'd that other boy go?
Cause I left him behind, and I rightly don't know.
He's down there in that valley somewhere.
Without Aguirre's binocs can't see much down there.
And so I'm surrounded, alone on this steep,
By 1000 (and one) white fluffy sheep.
It's a shame they're so silent. You think they'd be loud.
But so far the day's gone by like a cloud.

Now sometimes a boy gets lonely up here...
And starts having strange little thoughts.
But they're really a little indecent to share,
Up in those lists of "Thou shalt nots".

But if you're real bored, like the rest of us waitin'
And if you have already aiten.
I might be willing to tell you a few.
If you promise me you won't sue.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 06:20:51 pm
B is Broke Arsed Mountain

We are forced to merely contemplate the future of BROKE ARSED MOUNTAIN since there is no actual action actually taking place.

** Director Raymille has messed up my post entirely by posting 3 letters at once in his previous post, thus negating the necessity of my posting a "B" at all.  Hrmpf!  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 06:29:17 pm
= Director's privilege! =
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 06:33:43 pm
= Director's privilege! =


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/tongue.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 06:35:02 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nods))

** Well I guess that's that. They'll just remain in my head.
Thought you all could enjoy a little tuff-lovin' bread.
It's not everyday that a boy just like me
Is willing to share his most enflamed fantasy.
So the world will go by, I'll yawn and I'll tread.
The ground will grow weary of bein' my bed.
So I'll just sit up here and think on ol' Ennis.
((hums the next part to himself))**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 06:37:39 pm
There was a Director called Raymille
Who created a show that was quite silly
It moved slow and fast
'cause the farkeen cast
caused us to be very time filly!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 06:44:15 pm
TABLOID UPDATE: Following last night's Tonight Show appearance, Director Raymille went clubbing at some of L.A.'s hottest hot spots.  He was caught on camera with friends.  He's the one all in red (of course!) at the far left of your screen.

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/reddrag.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 06:47:28 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Realizing he interpreted the director's comment incorrectly))

** Ah, sorry bout that, thought you were talking to me.
The offer's still up there, if you'd like to agree.
It's not that I don't trust you, or wish you any harm.
But these legal matters - they ring off an alarm.
So if you want to hear a sultry tale or two.
Just look up and say you won't sue.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on June 24, 2006, 06:48:54 pm
((The High Priestess, loving all the chi in the air, hums a tune, hangs up a few more twinkly balls and wafts a bit of scented candle through her chambers))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/matroncandle.jpg)

**H is for Hoss, my new boyfriend student.   8)

He looks just like this guy:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Heath.jpg)

And makes me sigh  ;)

Tonight, he's comin' by....oh my!  :P

Must head for the spa--it's do or die!  :o **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 06:56:16 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((looks at Hoss))

**Now, he's oddly familiar, and that scent is unique.
Are you sure he's not someone we've known.
I'd swear he looks like ol' Ennis.
But he should be down at the campground.
So I guess it's not him, not by a mile.
But god, they've both got great smiles.
And you say he's a student?
Just what do you teach?
You religious types, you all like to preach.
Maybe he can teach me about the holy ghost,
Cause I need lurnin' bout the Pentecost.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 07:00:41 pm
(( FSD strategically arranges Mr. Ledger in Meryl's personal space AGAIN, but Meryl seems distracted by the spa.  FSD doesn't have to convince him this time that Meryl's chi is worth the wait. ))

** FSD offers the High Priestess the gift of LUCK (not that she needs it.) **


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Luck.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 24, 2006, 07:03:42 pm
Ladies, gentlemen, and poofs, may I have your attention please: We would like to inform you that Courtney, understudy for the fabulous DeeDee, has been out all day. She has arrived on the set, but we are uncertain how long she will stay. Thank you for your cooperation and enjoy the remaining 257 years of the performance.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 07:08:03 pm
=  "257 years"?  What, are we planning to speed read through it? =
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 07:08:31 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Cheers and applause))

**Well hurry up, Ennis, get your gear in line.
We've got sheep to treat and scenes to time.
And I'm really getting tired of rhyme.

I'm not the only one, I'm sure.
I'm about to be swept out the door.
Even the director's starting to snore!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: isabelle on June 24, 2006, 07:08:42 pm
YOUNG JACK:

You religious types, you all like to preach.

Jolly Minister:

** Yes we do like to preach! We like to remind young people, and everyone for that matter - cos people need reminding a lot! - that they should not give in to temptation...And you, young Jack, seem to be in desperate need of some preaching! What is it I hear? Nothing but lustful longing for this...Ennis? Ennis?! That name sounds familiar, and yet it is not so common... Let me see... isn't he that young man who came to see me to book the chapel, and myself for the service, for when he gets married in November next? Yes it is! Haha! There you are, young Jack! Follow Ennis's example, instead of his scent! He is getting married, and yes, with a woman, a lovely young lady that I am sure Ennis has not laid a finger on yet! And won't till the wedding night! So there. NO drifting off the straight path for you with him, me boy! I may be jolly but I will not be led astray from some basic principles.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 07:13:30 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**A minister, egads. All the way up here?
If you ask me, that sounds right queer.
And I don't think that title's right.
I've thought of it and pondered all the night.
And from what I've heard, it's plain to see.
That minister don't sound jolly to me.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 24, 2006, 07:18:33 pm
** FSD LOVES lizards, and this one in particular.  She has printed it on her puny printer and taped a safety pin to the back and is pretending that it's a piece of jewelry, although she ripped off a few toes with the scissors.  For the sake of this production, FSD is attempting to tie-in the mythological significance of lizards so there's some reason to have posted this. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Gecco7percent.jpg)

The Lizard: In ancient Egypt and Greek symbolism the lizard represented divine wisdom and good fortune.  Its sun-seeking habit symbolizes the soul's search for awareness.  In Roman mythology, lizards supposedly sleep through the winter and so symbolize both death and resurrection.

%% In many ways, the lizard represents the opposing forces at work for Jack and Ennis: opportunity and loss, expansion and contraction, love and fear, opennes and defensiveness.  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 24, 2006, 07:27:43 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Oops, the coffeepot still has a spot. I don't want Jack to think I'm bad at tendin' camp. %%

((Rolls up pant legs and wades into the river. Washes coffeepot. Looks up to see Jack on the mountain with the sheep.))

%% Boy, even from far away that fella looks good on a horse. Wait, what? Uh, I mean he seems like he knows what he's doin'. %%

((Climbs out of river.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 07:29:36 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((to minister who is oddly out of place))

**If god had wanted to talk to me, I think he'd a dun' it himself.
Don't need some minister to come up and treat me rough.
There'd be churches all over this mountain:
No rams, no woollies, no ewes.
The only sheep that'd be here,
Would be those sitting in pews.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 24, 2006, 07:32:20 pm
Quote
YOUNG JACK:


My jeans are still, No birds have sung, I'm gettin' bored! I'm fit to be hung!**
(bolding by PANTS)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/BBM/CUpants.jpg)

JACK'S PANTS -

%% You ARE hung, YOUNG JACK, and you think your jeans are still? STILL?  oh, NO, sweet blue boy, I am not still.  Every time you gaze longingly into that pair of hot cup 'o joe eyes. or watch him ride away...  or hear that low, sexy voice 'o his saying hunh...  and even when you're sleeping at night, YOUNG JACK TWIST, and dreaming of your mountain top ( ;)) man---I am moving....straining...  with your desires.  Something tells me I'm going to get manhandled and yanked down to your knees one of these nights.... %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 07:35:11 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((slaps himself a few times to stop rhyming in his asides))

%% What's that a gleamin' down in the river? Wait, is that Ennis? %%

((leans over from his rather still LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE to see if he can see him any better. Just a white blur in a shining stream.))

((grins broadly as he thinks forward to dinner))

%% Well, we've gotta do somethin' about this... thing... goin' on between us when I get back down there tonight. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 07:42:55 pm
** I'm next in line for slappin' ya **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 07:45:34 pm
** Slappin' me? Why?

What have I done except be as faithful an actor as I can be?
See I even managed to keep this one from rhyming, mostly.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on June 24, 2006, 07:51:44 pm
((Deep within the recesses of the company spa....))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/spacesuit6.jpg)

%%What am I doing?  I'm mad, mad, but I can't help it!  Madame Schwannstucker swore on a stack of "Mein Kampf's" that a mere three hours in this suit from Hell can make me look twenty again!!  Flab, wrinkles, cellulite, all gone!!!!  It's still in the experimental stages, but I begged her to let me do it.  She was very reluctant, but in the end she said she feels I have the strength of mind and body to conquer its rigors.   She's calling it the Anorek-Sea-Wrap.

If I live through this insane torture (I'm dying of the heat, every inch of my body itches!), I'm receiving Hoss in my chambers for a soul healing/career consultation, followed by a late supper. That scamp wants something from me, I know.  His motives are not pure.  I mean--I'm hoping they're not pure, but, well--you know what I mean.....

And none of that rice wine nonsense tonight.  I've laid in a case of Old Rose.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 24, 2006, 07:55:57 pm
JACK'S PANTS -

%%YOUNG JACK is looking down there at that fella in the stream who's showin' some bare leg....   whoa...here we go again!  That's all it took!  Now I'm gettin' pushed and pulled and....   NOW what....  OH!  Dang!  YOUNG JACK can unbuckle and unbutton faster'n....     ah-h-hhh......      way up here all alone, seems like that's all I do....  unbutton ...button...  unbutton....   sometimes get tossed aside altogether. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 08:00:41 pm
%% Yes, what is the Minister doing up there hiding in the bushes? %%

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Minister.jpg)

** You do look much lighter Meryl **

** It was a GOOD slap Daniel, never a bad one!  **

** Not long now Pants and velcro will be all the rage!  Hang in there!  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 08:04:55 pm
** Well, I've come to the conclusion that the minister is a Mormon, and he's been sent out as a missionary to comb the wilderness of Wyoming for those needing to be sheepherded into the sacred flock **

** Course he had better stay away from the sheep, cause Aguirre wouldn't like it if any of the sheep joined the Church of Latter Day Saints. **

(http://www.mesalek.com/colo/picts/fc-fygschool.jpg)

** Look out for neighborhoods with these signs. Religious zealots will be accosting little old ladies with bibles in hand.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 08:16:53 pm

** It was a GOOD slap Daniel, never a bad one!  **



** Oh well, that's different. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 08:34:21 pm
THE ASSISTANT:
** Now I can pat everyone on the ass, every once in a while....  **
TERRY CLOTH
** On the set, or way out in the middle of nowhere?  How often?   :(   Ever' four effen' posts?! **

THE ASSISTANT:
((pats THE WARSH RAG gently on his denier* and resumes makin' a liviin'.))

*Denier = A unit of fineness for cloth fibers, based on a standard mass per length of 1 gram per 9,000 meters of yarn.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 08:42:46 pm
We would like to inform you that Courtney, understudy for the fabulous DeeDee, has been out all day. She has arrived on the set, but we are uncertain how long she will stay. 

%% Alls I know is that if the understudies in Beach Blanket Babylon in San Francisco had "been out all day," the audience wouldn't a stood for it.  No m'am.  No way.  No how.  Whatever happen a "The show must go on?"  Damn you, Ennis.... %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 08:53:45 pm
**strange voiceover: Tonight the parts of Jack and Ennis will be played by Daniel, so that the show can proceed faster **

**Statler: That's not right! **

**Waldorf: Boo! We don't like these newfangled performances! **

**Statler: Two roles in one play? **

**Waldorf: ((hard of hearing)) Two rolls in the hay?**

**Statler: We haven't got there yet.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 08:57:59 pm
= Right!  Calling a huddle with the Assistant Director & The High Priestess to discuss the appropriateness of human sacrifice on set!  ** Included would have been the FSD had she not been called Bagdad to rearrange a few odds and sods; The Props Fairy/Magician who is teaching her protege the finer art of drinking with the German footy team; and the Animal Trainer who has roamed from the flock! ** =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Tatoo.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 09:11:51 pm
**Statler: Two roles in one play? **

**Waldorf: ((hard of hearing)) Two rolls in the hay?**

**Statler: We haven't got there yet.**

%% We may only have one a the stars present on the set, but he's givin' a hunnerd n ten per cent. %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 09:21:06 pm
= Right!  Calling a huddle with the Assistant Director & The High Priestess to discuss the appropriateness of human sacrifice on set!  

THE ASSISTANT:
%%  Boss, it's not lookin' good fer the human sacrifice thing.  See, they don' allow that here in Canada where we're shootin'.  We'd need to find ourselves someplace different.  Maybe Texas.  They still do capital punishment there.  Fast or slow, it's a similar direction as human sacrifice. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 09:21:32 pm
** I'm giving something anyway, not sure what percentage it is, if any. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 09:35:08 pm
%% Bugger! %%

** Anyhooooooo......

HAPPY   BIRTHDAY

To our wonderful Assistant Director!

*MWA* (http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/rockyhorror01.jpg) *MWA*
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 09:38:57 pm

%% APPY B RT DA ?  What the hell does that mean?? %%

** Thanks Boss! **  :)


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 09:39:57 pm
**It's Australian for Beer**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 09:40:45 pm
** Shut yer face and eat some cake! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 09:41:54 pm
** You mean us lowly actors get some Birthday Cake... You're too kind, Mr. Raymille! Really!... Um, so what's this Casting Couch I keep hearing about? **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 09:42:07 pm
** Shut yer face and eat some cake! **

** Yeah, Daniel.  I believe it's Australian for WINE. **

;)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 09:47:50 pm
** You mean us lowly actors get some Birthday Cake... You're too kind, Mr. Raymille! Really!... Um, so what's this Casting Couch I keep hearing about? **

** Daniel Twist?  Daniel Nasty!  We didn't come up here to CAST. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 09:49:14 pm
**We didn't? Oh right, its your birthday. Sorry, it's hard to remember that with Mr. Raymille in the room. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 24, 2006, 09:50:05 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/cake.jpg)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ASSISTANT DIRECTOR!!!

HOSS sends his best wishes  :-*

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Heath.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 09:51:39 pm
** Don't you worry about Elle Daniel!  You just go ahead and light that candle!  I'll have the couch ready in a jiffy! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 09:53:43 pm
** Well I'm sure one of us needs to relax. We've both had a long, hard, tense day here on set. You need to lay back some, so we can get on with the production. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 10:16:42 pm
** I'm ready for my cake-up, Mr. Raymille.     Hellllloooooo?........Hey, where is everybody?......Daniel?......Ray?........What's that sound I hear from Mr. Raymille's trailer?......It sounds like Waylon Smithers' fantasy sequence of Mr. Burns singing Smithers "Happy Birthday" dressed like Marilyn Monroe (Does anyone else remember that?) **

%% I guess I'll just barge through the door of the trailer, because surely they're expecting me. %%

((Goes up the steps of the trailer.  Swings open the door and steps in.))

** DANIEL!!  MR. RAYMILLE!! Is that the candle....for my cake? **  :o

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 10:19:06 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/homer5.gif)

** Are you aware that I have won Gold in the ugliest Casting couch six years running? **

Here are my winning pics just after use!
I call it "A photo essay of Raymille's Casting couches: 2003 & Beyond! Inspired title hunh?!

2003

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Ugly_70.jpg)

2004

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Ugly_77.jpg)

2005

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/ugly26.jpg)

2006

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/ugly44_5.jpg)

2007

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/ugly23.jpg)

2008

And then there was the year I cast Jake.
BEFORE

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/ugly31.jpg)

AFTER

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/ugly32b.jpg)

2009

And of course the year I did cast Heath!

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/UGLYcouchlarge.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 24, 2006, 10:26:32 pm
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**GASP......!!

Gawd, what a relief.  I don't believe I actually--*GASP*--survived.....Water!!!  Water!!! Aauuugggghhhh.... :P **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 10:28:08 pm
((disturbed by the sudden entrance of Elle... reaches up to snatch off his wig.))

**Oh, um, don't you knock?**

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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lynne on June 24, 2006, 10:35:00 pm
JACK/DANIEL'S LOWER LIP:

%%I tremble a bit in trepidation at what Elle is going to have to say about finding us in this compromising position!!%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 10:35:56 pm
** Close the door!  We have put another candle on your cake! **

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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 10:38:00 pm
** Now that compartment is big enough for me to fit in, right, Mr. Raymille. I mean, It doesn't look big enough. I do so love playing the girl popping out of the cake, but she's burst in and ruined her big surprise.**
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Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 10:41:42 pm
** I know!  Totally ruined the .... surprise!  Pass the cu...Terry towel will ya please? **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 10:46:59 pm
((tosses a Towel over to Ray, after wiping some of the white cream filling off of his costume.))

**Why, whatever did you think we were doing, Ms. Elle?"
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 24, 2006, 10:51:41 pm
%% Good lord! Young Ennis had better turn up soon I swear! %%

** Yeh Ms Elle!  What he said! **

((Wipes whipping from around mouth, a little concerned that it has a hint of pink in it! ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 11:06:25 pm
(http://login.irin.sciences.univ-nantes.fr/IMG/jpg/Happy_Birthday_Cake_girl.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 11:22:33 pm
THE ASSISTANT ((wiping tears of ridiculousness from her eyes)):

%% Oh those dear boys!  How kind they are to plan this lovely cake. %%

** Oh Daniel, what a fabulous surprise to see you jumping out of that cake.  There seems to be something white kind of hanging from your wig, probably some of this delicious-looking frosting.  Let me get that for you. **

((Grabs CLOTH wadded up near the couch and swipes at Daniel's wig.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 11:41:14 pm
((worried look in his eyes, grabs at the cloth))

**Oh I can do that, Ms. Elle. Here, let Ray cut you some cake and I'll go get cleaned up.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lynne on June 25, 2006, 12:02:26 am
DANIEL/JACK'S LOWER LIP:

%%This TerryCloth warshrag is nice and soft; I hate the scratchy ones.  Oh, My!!  Here it comes...that saucy, warm and spicy tongue snakes out for just a little taste of the pink creamy confection...MMMMM yummy%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 12:04:46 am
(( Eyes widen into saucepan lids))

** Um Elle..... perhaps you'd just like to wipe yer face on my sleeve for a minny!  %% Something about Mary or what?! %%  How's your day been? **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 12:07:12 am
**strange voiceover: Tonight the parts of Jack and Ennis will be played by Daniel, so that the show can proceed faster **

%% Mmm hmm. Suuuuuuuuure...... %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 12:10:17 am
= COURTNEY!  GIT YER ARSE IN HERE BEFORE I PASS A CHAIR! =
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 12:12:10 am
((thinks he hears Ennis from inside Ray's Trailer, quickly takes off the wig and gets back into costume ))

**Be back in a while, Mr. Director. The show must go on.**

((Runs outside and calls out into the night))

YOUNG JACK:

Ennis!? Ennis! Wherefore art thou, Ennis?!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 12:13:49 am
%% Hmm, I don't seem to recall anyone here named Coutney. There's a Courtney here, perhaps that's what our wonderful director meant? %%

**No fair editing your shout at me, Mr. Raymille. Two can play that game.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 12:35:23 am
YOUNG JACK:

((In the late evening, just as he is about to head down for supper, spies a coyote looking hungrily at the flock.))

%% What the hell's that coyote think this is, an all you can eat buffet? %%

((grabs up his rifle and takes aim at the beast))

%% He's about to become dogchow. %%

((shoots and misses))

Well damn, I've got the worst of luck when it comes to these contraptions. Would have been nice if my Pa had taught me to shoot the durn thing.

((As night settles, Jack mounts the low startle-point horse and heads down for a quick supper at camp.))
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 25, 2006, 12:36:36 am
%%Hey everyone, rumor has it that our Produce Mr Slayers is gonna drop by tonight.  Here's his latest photo so ya'all know him when you see him%%

(http://www.islandentertainmentsonline.com/acatalog/moneymancostume.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 25, 2006, 12:39:36 am
%%  Can this really be happening?   I really feel...lighter.....firmer......perkier!   Dare I hope???

Show me a mirror!!!

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka9.jpg)

I'M REBORN!!  :o

I'M READY FOR MY CLOSEUP, MR. RAYMILLE!!!!!! %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 12:46:39 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Comes storming into the campsite with a giant cut on his face that doesn't look at all fake. YOUNG JACK leaps up and begins to yell.))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 12:52:58 am
%% Hmm, I don't seem to recall anyone here named Coutney. There's a Courtney here, perhaps that's what our wonderful director meant? %%

** What are you talking about ya precious ACTOR? **

%% Farkeen ACTORS! %%

** Great tits by the way Meryl!  Have you done something different? **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 12:53:42 am








YOUNG JACK:

((notices Ennis's scratched face))

What'd you do? Pick a fight with a mountain lion?

((shakes his head as he takes the kerchief from around his neck and dips it in the boiling water used for coffee))

This is gonna hurt.... a lot! ((dabs the scratch gently with the cloth, ENNIS sharply sucks in his breth)) But we gotta make sure that don't get infected, cause then you'll have like pus and gore buildin' up in your head. And my ma always said that we best stay outa trouble when we keep our heads clean.

What happened to ya anyway?

((Concerned look in his eyes, he continues to dab the hot cloth on the wound)).










Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 12:58:19 am
=courtney? You're up!=

=and as script girl daniel, I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from using the word pus, it doesn't sound nice coming from Jack's beautiful mouth=
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Brown Eyes on June 25, 2006, 01:01:08 am
MOON here,

** I realize that no moon actually appears in this scene... but since it is a night scene I must be lurking up there somewhere, out of sight.  I'm sending down some moonbeams (whilst hiding beyond the range of the camera) to encourage the boys to begin recognizing their budding true love.**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiHGF55E5TQBbbCjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12g7128g3/EXP=1151297862/**http%3a//home.austarnet.com.au/spacia/images/moon_clouds_1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 01:05:25 am
=did we miss the BEAR SCENE?? who did it?? GO BACK, ENNIS! Chase that damn donkey!=
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 01:11:15 am
=RUBY! You're on for the basque scene, get in there, it's too early for Ennis to be sick of beans!=
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 01:12:14 am
** Beans? Beans did that horrible scratching to my sweet Ennis. I shall have my revenge! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 01:13:54 am
=MOREMOJO! (Scott) you are wanted as the bear!! Get in there and scare Ennis off his donkey!=
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 01:14:34 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% What's he doin'? Alma's the only one that ever took care of me like this...feels better when Jack does it. Wait, can't look like I'm enjoyin' it. %%

((Snatches the cloth from Jack.))

I tried to get somethin besides beans for you bud. I mean for us. But I come on a bear and my horse spooked. You'd think it was your horse with that low startle point. The animals ran off, scattered food everywhere. Beans are all we got left. Dumbass mules.

Begin flashback

((Ennis rides CIGAR BUTT through the trees, dumbass mules ambling behind him. He hums happily at the thought of bringing Jack something besides beans. He's about to cross a stream when he spots a bear, which promptly growls at him. The horse rears back, throwing Ennis to the ground. He smashes his face on a rock. Horse and dumbass mules take off, food packages flying through the air. He runs after them, grabbing a mysterious box. Thinking better of it, he throws the box into a bush and runs after the dumbass mules.))

End flashback

You got some whiskey or somethin'?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Brown Eyes on June 25, 2006, 01:15:02 am
**oops!  sorry!  please pay no attention to the premature appearance of the moon...  Or, um, feel free to envision it as part of Young Ennis's flashback sequence.**
(( :-\))

**good save Ennis!**
(( :D ))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 01:21:11 am
%% Scriptgirl commends Courtney on ingenious addition of flashback to save the basque/bear scene %%

=Now get to it people!!=

** I love this job  :laugh:**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: slayers_creek_oth on June 25, 2006, 01:22:39 am
>:( Alright people....I hear from a reliable source that we are about ten years behind schedule....now there could be three reasons for this...

#1 - Our seemingly talented yet hot headed director is slacking majorly! 

#2 - Our actors are the typical, lazy, useless pond scum that I suspect Ray hired....my guess is you're all in the chat room discussing only Mel Gibson knows what!

OR #3 - I was wrong about the number of reasons...

Either way....if you do not get back on schedule ASAP (and I don't mean maybe), I will not only hire a stronger and more ambitious director but will also dock all of your pay....and do not call my bluff! 

I'm already in negotiations with Spielberg as we speak!

Any questions? >:(
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 01:26:12 am
YOUNG JACK:

((listens intently to Ennis, then nods and grabs the YOUNG WHISKEY BOTTLE, handing it to Ennis))

Course we got whiskey, didncha ask for it especial back in town. ((smiles))

((looks at the mules which are carrying a lot less their maximum capacity then back at Ennis))

You think we could eat a mule? I mean, well we could go and kill that bear, but we gotta do somethin' about this food situation. It'd taste pretty sweet eatin' the bear that did this to ya, but I think the ranger service would have a fit.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 01:28:14 am
%% Speilberg shmielberg!  ha he only works with Dinosaurs..... uhoh! %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: vkm91941 on June 25, 2006, 01:28:46 am
%%Oh Mr Slayers.....I just love a forceful, take charge kind of man..........%%.

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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 01:32:11 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Snatches YOUNG WHISKEY BOTTLE, takes a gulp.))

Nah, I don't wanna shoot a bear. I'll stick with beans.

((Continues to poke at totally realistic cut on face with cloth.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 01:35:25 am
=Ok, Vic, Alma's entrance was WAY too early.... and I must say, she looks much hotter there than my script says she should...=
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 01:35:53 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Rolls his eyes at the mention of beans))

But I won't. I'm sick of beans. Had beans for breakfast, and beans for supper, and had beans yesterday too. I don't want to eat beans no more.

((Theme from No More Beans for Me plays in background)).
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 01:39:34 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Scowls to hide his smile.))

Well what do you wanna do about it then, hunh?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: RouxB on June 25, 2006, 01:40:21 am
Effen computer ate my post!
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What I was sayin' was, I had a run-in with two very aggressive margueritas this afternoon and am just waking from an alcohol induced nap. I had an urgent message from the script gal telling me someone named Raymille would have MY ass if I didn't get them provisions up to the bridge. In my haste to save said ass, I may have left out a few things-spuds, dried eggs, Sees Candy, InStyle magazine-hope that skinny kid don't notice.

Oh, and I didn't have no time to read up as to what the hell is going down on the mountain so I hope it's really noon and not the night of the full moon.

The Basque
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: slayers_creek_oth on June 25, 2006, 01:40:44 am
Folks?  I'm flipping through this book of the Best Directors of all time...

What does everyone think of.....

A MEL GIBSON Film
Broken Arse Mountain

Comments?  Questions?  Concerns?  And please be honest!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 25, 2006, 01:47:38 am
**It took us days and days to get the boys into Aguirre's trailer, and about one minute for Ennis to visit the basque  O0 at the bridge, ask what happened to the spuds and powdered milk, ride his horse while happily humming 'Streets of Laredo', coming on a bear...having his horse get spooked, dumbass mules running and scattering food, Jack waiting and worrying and indignantly asking where were you, then what the hell happened, Ennis, then dipping his bandana in the boiling water and trying to administer to Ennis' wounds, and now sharing the whiskey bottle?**

%%What the hell-l-l-l???%%

** Um...Mr. Raymille?**

((  CIGAR BUTT actor heads for telephone to inform BEAR actor that our scenes have been cut, or in the wildest imagination, they were presented as a 'flash-forward' scene...))   

%%I am so confused...   ??? %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Brown Eyes on June 25, 2006, 01:47:58 am
You think we could eat a mule?

**The MOON is having a serious laughing fit.  Thought I'd send along a warning in case this impacts the weather or something.**

(( :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ))

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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 01:50:04 am
**It took us days and days to get the boys into Aguirre's trailer, and about one minute for Ennis to visit the basque  O0 at the bridge, ask what happened to the spuds and powdered milk, ride his horse while happily humming 'Streets of Laredo', coming on a bear...having his horse get spooked, dumbass mules running and scattering food, Jack waiting and worrying and indignantly asking where were you, then what the hell happened, Ennis, then dipping his bandana in the boiling water and trying to administer to Ennis' wounds, and now sharing the whiskey bottle?**

%%What the hell-l-l-l???%%

** Um...Mr. Raymille?**

((  CIGAR BUTT actor heads for telephone to inform BEAR actor that our scenes have been cut, or in the wildest imagination, they were presented as a 'flash-forward' scene...))   

%%I am so confused...   ??? %%

YOUNG JACK:

((looks down at his pants which have been with him ever since he drove to Signal))

**Don't look at me. I'm as confused as you are.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 01:55:01 am
**It took us days and days to get the boys into Aguirre's trailer, and about one minute for Ennis to visit the basque  O0 at the bridge, ask what happened to the spuds and powdered milk, ride his horse while happily humming 'Streets of Laredo', coming on a bear...having his horse get spooked, dumbass mules running and scattering food, Jack waiting and worrying and indignantly asking where were you, then what the hell happened, Ennis, then dipping his bandana in the boiling water and trying to administer to Ennis' wounds, and now sharing the whiskey bottle?**

%%What the hell-l-l-l???%%

** Um...Mr. Raymille?**

((  CIGAR BUTT actor heads for telephone to inform BEAR actor that our scenes have been cut, or in the wildest imagination, they were presented as a 'flash-forward' scene...))   

%%I am so confused...   ??? %%

Don't worry Pants.  They are all farked!  I have the continuity director on it!
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Post by: Meryl on June 25, 2006, 01:55:56 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Scowls to hide his smile.))

Well what do you wanna do about it then, hunh?

In the Beginning was the Word,
and the Word was with Heath, and the Word was Hunh.
Ennis was made by Annie,
and without Annie was not anything made that was made.
But in Heath was the Word, and Hunh was the Light of Heath.
And so Ennis was made flesh and dwelt among us
and we beheld his story, full of grace and truth.


YEEHAW
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Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 01:56:30 am
=Scriptgirl calls for both Bear and Cigar butt to make their entrances, let's get the show on the road!=
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Post by: welliwont on June 25, 2006, 01:56:43 am
**Stop the cameras!  Everybody!  Just stop the cameras!

For those of you that are not aware, I have just this very day been appointed Continuity Director, Assistant to Mr. Raymille, By Mr. Raymille.  My job is to ensure that
you lot do not drift off into the wind again!

It happened once already this week, 'n I don't want that again!

Can ever'body just hold their horses, mules, just sit down a minute while we, Mr. Raymille, and our new Producer Mr. Chris Slayer, sort out this Chilean tangled mess and get back on the right track, again?

Thank you!**

==Er' one take 10!==
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 02:02:43 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Walks over to his beautiful horse CIGAR BUTT.))

Still thinkin' about that bear? S'alright. Here, I found this apple in my paper bag earlier. Don't know where it came from, but you might like it little darlin'.
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 02:12:35 am
YOUNG JACK:

((looks down at his pants which have been with him ever since he drove to Signal))

**Don't look at me. I'm as confused as you are.**

YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Why don't my pants ever talk to me?
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Post by: Meryl on June 25, 2006, 02:24:34 am
((The High Priestess, many pounds (and dollars) lighter, returns from the spa a new woman, thankful that she has an independent story line that doesn't (so far) require flashbacks or dream sequences.  The chi is flowing like crazy, the FSD having outdone herself placing twinkly balls, bracelets, bells, animals, vegetables, and minerals all over the film set.  At the stroke of nine, there is a knock at the door.))

**Come in, Hoss, my love!**

((The unsuspecting Hoss walks in to meet his destiny.....))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka5.jpg)

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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 02:35:36 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Scowls to hide his smile.))

Well what do you wanna do about it then, hunh?

YOUNG JACK:

((notices Ennis's smile beneath the scowl and smiles to himself))

((looks over at Ennis and raises an eyebrow))

Well I wouldn't mind a piece of hot, juicy meat in my mouth.... You think we can go out and hunt something?
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 25, 2006, 02:41:34 am
((The unsuspecting Hoss walks in to meet his destiny.....))

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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 02:47:17 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Chokes on whiskey, clearly flustered.))

Meat? What?

%% Meat? What did he mean by that? %%

Oh, hunting. Uh, sure. Tomorrow.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 03:25:06 am
YOUNG JACK:

((grabs some hardened bread and heads back over to the LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE, chewing. He mounts the horse, turns it toward the sheep, and heads out.))

((He looks back at Ennis and finishes chewing. Looks at him intently and with a warm longing.))

Well, then. Guess I'll see you tomorrow. First thing. I reckon we'll get the best huntin' done then. Can I ask a favor?

((At Ennis's quiet nod.))

Um, ... I never really learnt how t'shoot. I mean I kept meanin' to, but just never had the opportunity. You know how right? Would you.... give me a pointer, I mean some pointers, on shootin'. It'll make huntin easier if we have to do it again.

((The dogs bark at an unknown danger))

See ya tomorrow, Ennis

((Jack rides up to the sheep.))
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Post by: isabelle on June 25, 2006, 03:30:58 am
%% Yes, what is the Minister doing up there hiding in the bushes? %%




"Jolly" Minister:

 %% Damn, I drank so much wine at Mass again, I forgot to take my sunglasses off %%

** Well, dear director, the eye of God is everywhere, and I am the eye of god, and His wrath shall unleash unto the unfaithful! I have to keep young men on the right path... And not only because I am jealous, not being allowed to admit to sinful homo-erotic thoughts myself, as a Minister, but because I need to keep my job (and you know what the job market is like nowadays!) My job consists in being repressive in many ways. Mostly in sexual matters. So excuse me while I just do my job...**

%% Damn, the shit I have to come up with to make a living! And who thought of calling a minister "jolly" in the first place? Very funny, haha. %%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 25, 2006, 03:33:59 am
THE WIND:

((Blows softly and begins to hum a lullaby))

** Schlaf Kindchen schlaf
Der Vater hüt't die Schaf
Die Mutter schüttelt's Bäumelein
Da fällt herab ein Träumelein
Schlaf Kindchen schlaf

Schlaf Kindchen schlaf
Am Himmel zieh'n die Schaf
Die Sternlein sind die Lämmerlein
Der Mond, das ist das Schäferlein
Schlaf Kindchen schlaf

Schlaf Kindchen schlaf
So schenk ich dir ein Schaf
Mit einer gold'nen Schelle fein
Das soll dein Spielgeselle sein
Schlaf Kindchen schlaf  **

(Sleep, baby, sleep
Your father tends the sheep
Your mother shakes the dreamland tree
And from it fall sweet dreams for thee
Sleep, baby, sleep

Our cottage vale is deep
The little lamb is on the green
With snowy fleece so soft and clean
Sleep, baby, sleep

Down where the woodbines creep
Be always like the lamb so mild
A kind, and sweet, and gentle child
Sleep, baby, sleep)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 25, 2006, 03:35:33 am
>:( Alright people....I hear from a reliable source that we are about ten years behind schedule....now there could be three reasons for this...

#1 - Our seemingly talented yet hot headed director is slacking majorly! 

#2 - Our actors are the typical, lazy, useless pond scum that I suspect Ray hired....my guess is you're all in the chat room discussing only Mel Gibson knows what!

OR #3 - I was wrong about the number of reasons...

Either way....if you do not get back on schedule ASAP (and I don't mean maybe), I will not only hire a stronger and more ambitious director but will also dock all of your pay....and do not call my bluff! 

I'm already in negotiations with Spielberg as we speak!

Any questions? >:(

((The Props Magician wakes up red-eyed after a night of heavy partying, disolves an aspirin in a glass of water and begins to wonder what the f*ck is goin on at her set))

%% Producer what? New director? Hunh? %%

** Hey Mr. Raymille, didn't that pissant used to ride bulls? **   ;D

** By the way people, I've just come on our bear, and I know now why he wasn't here for his crucial scene. He overslept! Can you believe it? Who has cast that lazy bastard in the first place?? **

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009838.jpg)

%%Oh well, maybe it was the casting that finished him off. That Mr. Raymille begins to scare me...%%  :P

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Post by: Pipedream on June 25, 2006, 05:06:10 am
THE WIND:

((Blows softly and begins to hum a lullaby))

** Schlaf Kindchen schlaf
Der Vater hüt't die Schaf
Die Mutter schüttelt's Bäumelein
Da fällt herab ein Träumelein
Schlaf Kindchen schlaf

Schlaf Kindchen schlaf
Am Himmel zieh'n die Schaf
Die Sternlein sind die Lämmerlein
Der Mond, das ist das Schäferlein
Schlaf Kindchen schlaf

Schlaf Kindchen schlaf
So schenk ich dir ein Schaf
Mit einer gold'nen Schelle fein
Das soll dein Spielgeselle sein
Schlaf Kindchen schlaf  **

(Sleep, baby, sleep
Your father tends the sheep
Your mother shakes the dreamland tree
And from it fall sweet dreams for thee
Sleep, baby, sleep

Our cottage vale is deep
The little lamb is on the green
With snowy fleece so soft and clean
Sleep, baby, sleep

Down where the woodbines creep
Be always like the lamb so mild
A kind, and sweet, and gentle child
Sleep, baby, sleep)

** How lovely! The wind has sung us a song again! **  :D

((Thrilled to hear something in her mothertongue, the Props Magician props up an old piano and provides the appropriate music!))

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Klavier.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 25, 2006, 05:46:50 am
** How lovely! The wind has sung us a song again! **  :D


%% Lovely, hunh? Like hell it is! I think my old, wise mother was right when she said all magicians were fuckups!! Gawd, that instrument needs tuning! And that Spanky-Lady can't play worth a damn! I like the message of that song, though:
Sleep everybody! Sleep!!!%%  >:(

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleaufAst.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 25, 2006, 07:46:06 am
%%  FSD, having just returned from Baghdad, reviews recent developments on the set, thinking "Well-played crazy people.  Well-played all of you."  It's a little slice of heaven here complete with a chi waterfall!  Uh-oh.  The chi is spilling all over the place.  Someone get a guy from janitorial services here fast - we got a chi spill on aisle 6!  %%

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/heaven.jpg)
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Post by: Becky on June 25, 2006, 10:51:25 am
God this thread is confusing! When was I supposed to pee? Shouldn't I be on my side with a bullet in my side right now? Or even better being eaten by a young Jack and Ennis? I neeeed direction! What is going on?
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Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 11:09:03 am
God this thread is confusing! When was I supposed to pee? Shouldn't I be on my side with a bullet in my side right now? Or even better being eaten by a young Jack and Ennis? I neeeed direction! What is going on?


=Up Next! The hunting scene, Jack (Daniel) and Ennis (Courtney) shoot and kill THE ELK (Becky), GO!=
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Post by: Lumière on June 25, 2006, 12:47:12 pm
** Hello folks, Boss!  I have been abit scarse for the past day or so because I had to attend a sheep shearing competition back home.  It is a HUGE deal where I come from, so I couldn't miss it!  I left my trusted friend Iqualuit in charge while I was gone.  I can't wait to tell you about this competition ... Here are some pictures ..  **

** Here are the lil darlins to be shorn: **

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/semnar.jpg)


** Here we are in action:  **

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/shears.jpg)


** Don't you just love the punk wool-do he's got going here?  :D  **

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/shorn.jpg)


**  And guess who walked away with the Trophy ...MOI!! :D  **

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/str.jpg)


** I was even in the local paper ...**

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/snws.jpg)

(( :D  :D ))

** I will return presently to the herd.   Boss, you got yourself a winning Sheep Trainer here!!  :D   **

%%  Glad to be back to the utter mad chaos of this production   :P  %%
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Post by: alec716 on June 25, 2006, 01:56:03 pm
THE ASSISTANT:
((pats THE WARSH RAG gently on his denier* and resumes makin' a liviin'.))

*Denier = A unit of fineness for cloth fibers, based on a standard mass per length of 1 gram per 9,000 meters of yarn.

TERRY CLOTH:

**Clarissa, I think my birthday gift to you will be *letting*  ;) you win this bull, um, RIDIN' competition!  Especially since your dictionary remarked on how fine I am...   ;D  **
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Post by: alec716 on June 25, 2006, 02:25:57 pm
** I know!  Totally ruined the .... surprise!  Pass the cu...Terry towel will ya please? **

TERRY CLOTH (in another lather, and feeling particularly devilish since this is reply # 666 on this thread):

** Is there NO END to the indignity I must suffer in the name of my art?  Ashphyxiating stinks, Hoss' big apple-deuces, violent shepherd's hooks, mouth-warshing, Buddha-draping, name-calling, bodily fluids, and now public exposure of my private humiliation?!  Mr. Raymille, I was supposed to get fluffed, not you.  **

((TERRY CLOTH calms down upon being gently laundered by PROP MISTRESS ANKE SPANKY in jasmine and lavender soap provided by FSD.  PROP MISTRESS then gently drapes a drying TERRY CLOTH over Golden Rack awarded by his loving minions.)) 

%%   Wow, I got a little loopy there.  I could still have a sweet life anyway... now I'll be worth more on eBay after Mr. Raymille's unscripted scene with Daniel, especially if it is included on the Deluxe Edition DVD.  %%
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Post by: Lumière on June 25, 2006, 04:12:59 pm
%%   Wow, I got a little loopy there.  I could still have a sweet life anyway... now I'll be worth more on eBay after Mr. Raymille's unscripted scene with Daniel, escpecially if it is included on the Deluxe Edition DVD.  %%

(( Terry Cloth drapped all over his Golden Rack, dreams about the BAM Deluxe Edition DVD...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bbmcov-1.jpg)

))
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Post by: welliwont on June 25, 2006, 04:35:39 pm
**Hello people, this is your new Continuity Director checkin in.

Ya don't think yur goin' too fast do ya?  D'y think we should put on the brakes for a while?  Last night things got away from us, scenes were missed, actors who were not in the wings missed their cues, partly because the cues went by too fast.

That is when I stepped up and was installed as Continuity Director.  I'm glad to put my nonexistent life on hold while I take the reins of this dumass mule.  (Not to say I want to usurp Mr. Raymille's fine role here, I am only his lowly 3rd Assistant).  My lawn can shrivel up and turn brown, the weeds can continue to overtake all the flowers beds, my neighbours can talk behind my back as much as they wish, I have my priorities in order! :)

So with that I am going to be checking in from time to time, making sure as best I can that no one's role gets bowled over by others' enthusiasm.  In other words, we do not want to skip any parts of this fine productionWe don't want that again!  If we must we will have to backtrack by doing flashback scenes and dream sequences, but I would like to keep those to a minimum., hmmm?**

==So please carry on, but be careful that you do not speak out of turn.==

**Thank you from your new CD.**

JakeTwist
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Post by: welliwont on June 25, 2006, 04:39:14 pm
**PS::  Good work to all the fine ac-tors who have been posting helpful hints at the bottom of their posts today to keep things on the right track.  That's a very fine idea!!  I like it!!!  Please keep it up!!

Thank You

CDJT**
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Post by: alec716 on June 25, 2006, 04:40:24 pm
(( Terry Cloth drapped all over his Golden Rack, dreams about the BAM Deluxe Edition DVD...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bbmcov-1.jpg)

))

((TERRY CLOTH was already grateful that he did not get pulled off of his Golden Rack by Janitorial Services to clean up the chi spill in aisle 6.  Now that he sees the planned Deluxe Edition DVD release, he uses his own corner to dab the tears of gratitude and humility out of his eyes.  TERRY CLOTH sets aside his plans to join JOLLY MINISTER and the Church of the Laundry Day Textiles, and decides to remain on the B.A.M. set with his beloved cast members and crew ... much to their collective chagrin.  NEW CONTINUITY DIRECTOR goes off in search of BASQUE SHEPHERD'S HOOK.))
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Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 05:02:31 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Degradingbear.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Terrycall.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on June 25, 2006, 05:13:14 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Terrycall.jpg)

((Not wishing to be recast as DENTAL FLOSS for BEAR, TERRY CLOTH, clutching his cherished Golden Rack, desperately flees the set of B.A.M.  No BASQUE SHEPHERD'S HOOK necessary.))
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 25, 2006, 05:39:04 pm
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/trelawny.jpg)

(( FSD strategically places incense and candles throughout set to calm energy and encourage Warshcloth to return to set.  This production (and it seems Mr. Raymille as well) needs the Warshrag ready to standby in any event.  ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/incense1.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Feng.jpg)

**  OK, Terry Cloth Warshrag.  It's safe to return to the set.  C'mon...please?  **
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 05:46:05 pm
((Sometime in the night before Ennis and Jack's hunting expedition))

YOUNG JACK:

((Trying to sleep, keeps shifting around in his puptent. Wakes up eventually and gets out of the tent, looking down at the dying embers of the campfire, still glowing in the dark night.))

%% Hell. I'm tryin' to sleep but I can't stop thinking about what delicious treats Ennis and me'll uncover tomorrow ..., I mean dig up..., I mean hunt down.... Surely there's a word out there that doesn't make me think of that. %%
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Post by: Meryl on June 25, 2006, 05:59:09 pm
**Shout-out to Miss Anke Spanky from the High Priestess:

If you can tear yourself away from Mondo Soccer for a moment, you may notice that a valuable Sacred Relic is on the loose!  He may be in danger of falling into the hands of unscrupulous E-Bay traders at this very moment!  Please corral MR. TERRY CLOTH and return him to me for Blessing and restoration to the Sacred Relic Room immediately!
  >:(

Should Mr. Raymille wish to expand Mr. CLOTH's role, which seems entirely possible, a special Indulgence may be applied for on his behalf.   8)
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 25, 2006, 06:09:52 pm
**Thank you, Ms. Continuity, for your efforts to rein in all our enthusiastic ac-tors!  Our expanding group is understandably exuberant in our desire to both present and enjoy our unfolding, extra juicy version of 'two lads on a mountain'.   We may need to incorporate your idea of going back to certain scenes and presenting them as flashbacks or dream sequences.  I know Mr. Raymille doesn't want his actors to complain too much, especially if they're going to be barging into his trailer and interrupting his ....'special coaching' of certain characters with sky blue eyes or a million denier smile.  Our 'BEAR' actor will not be available until tomorrow, and Cigar Butt/Pants/Spit's time for dalliance online will be severely curttailed starting tomorrow (back to work?!  ...my real job?  Don't they know my allegiance is to Mr. Raymille?)  I'll try to keep up with my duties on the set, even if it overworks me to the point of getting hot and sweaty and needing a certain fine warshrag to dab dry my dewy parts.    ::)**

%% That warshrag just keeps increasing in value with each additional fluid it mops up, not to mention all the 'goobly bits' it has seen....   nobody's going to outbid ME over at eBay...%%
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Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 06:35:44 pm
RECAP

= Thankyou to the efforts of the Continuity Director!  It has been gently suggested by the PRODUCER that I may wish to assist in getting this production back on some sort of track **apparently Mel Gibson's suggestion in reality ** %%Who does he think he is sticking his nose in, GOD?!%% so here is an update on the VERY clear path that yesterday's performance ran! =

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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 06:48:15 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nods))

**It's good to see you're right on top a things.... as usual.**
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Post by: Lumière on June 25, 2006, 06:58:21 pm
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)

%%  The Boss has done it again!
I wonder if his 'casting on the couch' skills are THIS excellent .. Hmmm..
%%

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Post by: littleguitar on June 25, 2006, 07:20:44 pm
**WOOOWEEE, Mr. Raymille, thanks for keeping us on track!**
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 07:26:29 pm
%% Why would any producer ever want to replace a director like this?! %%
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Post by: welliwont on June 25, 2006, 07:27:07 pm

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Recap21.jpg)


**Ok, it looks like we are back on track now...  thanks to Mr. Raymille!**

==Next up:  Young Jack, Young Ennis, Elk==
==Daytime==
==elk killing scene==
==Take One!==


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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 25, 2006, 07:49:58 pm
==Daytime==

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyiEtRZ9Ewi4AXPCjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12aqnto9i/EXP=1151375021/**http%3a//www.capetownskies.com/6331/17_sunrise_glowc.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 07:52:03 pm
((The wee hours of the mornin' just as the sun is coming up - sometime before the shooting of the ELK))

YOUNG JACK:

((heads back down to camp with rifle in hand, whistling a tune to himself))

((When he gets down to camp, heads over to the tent. Ennis has overslept, again!))

Ennis? You up, yet?

((Goes back over to the LOW-STARTLE POINT HORSE and draws out his rifle, checks to see that its loaded.))
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Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 08:01:26 pm

((In the distance grazing peacefully....))

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/BeckyElk.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 25, 2006, 08:19:33 pm
((..and somewhere in Aus..))

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/NicoleKeith.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/NicoleKeith.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/NicoleKeith.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/NicoleKeith.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/NicoleKeith.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/NicoleKeith.jpg)
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 08:33:17 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Climbs out of tent, looking disheveled.))

Sorry bud, I was having this dream...

((Mentally slaps himself in the face.))

I mean, uh, sorry I overslept. Ready for your lesson?

((YOUNG JACK climbs on LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE, YOUNG ENNIS climbs on CIGAR BUTT. Both ride away from camp.))
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 08:40:39 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((as they are riding))

You brought somethin' to practice with, right..? Empty whisky bottles?

((smiles))

I mean, I know we got somethin to shoot at, just for practice.

((suddenly overcome by a rather heated thought, looks away and grins wickedly))

You practice shootin' a lot?
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 08:53:56 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(Oblivious to wicked grin.)

Yeah, brought empty whiskey bottles. I practice once in a while, when I'm not too busy on a ranch somewhere.

((They arrive at a clearing.))

Guess this is a good enough place.

((Sets up whiskey bottles across the clearing, goes back over to Jack.))

Why don't you go ahead an' try, I'll watch and see what yer doin' wrong.

%% I'll watch? What's my problem? %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 08:59:48 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nods to Ennis, grinning))

Yeah, once in a while, I hear you there. I mean it's not like I got a trigger-happy finger or nothin' but I like to shoot off a few rounds sometimes, just to make sure I got what it takes.... in case there's a bear or somethin'.

((shakes his head))

But to be honest, I can't shoot worth a darn. I needed someone to teach me a long time ago.

((grabs up the rifle, goes a good distance from the whisky bottle, aims, shoots, and misses))

Shit! ((looks over at Ennis)) Did ya see what I was doin' wrong?
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 09:09:38 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

Yeah, I think yer holdin' it wrong. Here, lemme show ya.

((Stands behind Jack, grabs his hands to place them on the rifle correctly.))

You wanna bring the gun up under your arm like this, then look through there to aim.

%% Shit, is this how most guys teach another guy to shoot? %%
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Post by: Lynne on June 25, 2006, 09:14:00 pm
JACK'S LOWER LIP:

%%Just a little nip at my corner as he closes one eye, intently concentrating...sure is hard to keep a thought with those long arms around me, steadying the 20/20.%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 09:15:25 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((allows Ennis to hold his hands over the rifle correctly, feeling his heat advancing from behind him.))

%% I'm a bad boy, but this just feels too good! %%

Oh gawd... I mean, oh god, yeah, I see what you mean.

((his lips are suddenly dry, he licks them.))
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 25, 2006, 09:17:19 pm
Blue heeler arrives and says WOOF!
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Post by: Lynne on June 25, 2006, 09:20:57 pm
JACK'S LOWER LIP:

%%Considerin' the altitude, it sure is hot on this mountainside.  I ain't got no spit left.  I needed that.%%
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 09:21:31 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Watches as blue heeler curls up next to Jack's foot.))

%% Where did that dog come from? %%

Why don't you try it again Jack? I'll help this time.

%% Am I supposed to move away now? %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 09:24:23 pm
Blue heeler arrives and says WOOF!

((suddenly concerned by the appearance of the blue heeler))

Hold on, Ennis.

((looks down at the dog, trying to see if anything's wrong up with the herd. Early morning predators weren't unheard of. He's pretty good at picking up signals from the dogs.))

Something wrong, bud? ((ruffles the dog's head, not sensing any warning signs))

**What's that? Timmy's in the well.? ... Who the hell is Timmy? **
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Post by: Lumière on June 25, 2006, 09:39:28 pm

Something wrong, bud? ((ruffles the dog's head, not sensing any warning signs))

**What's that? Timmy's in the well.? ... Who the hell is Timmy? **


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bluH.jpg)
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 25, 2006, 09:41:19 pm
((notices ruffling of head, likes it, licks Ennis in a loving way and once again says))

WOOF!
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 09:51:23 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles down at the dog.))

%% Nothing's wrong with the herd. The dog did wander an awful long way off just to be with 'em. %%

Alright, bud, stay over here at the edge of the clearin'.

** And if Ennis tries to get away, go and jump on him. **

((Turns back towards Ennis.))

It ain't too cold, Ennis. The mornin's warmin' up fast. You can take off your jacket if ya want. The lesson'd go easier then, I think.
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 09:57:01 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

The sheep are fine. Try again.

((Brings the gun back up to Jack's eye level.))

Take your time, make sure you got the aim right...

%% I'm probably supposed to move away now. %%
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 25, 2006, 10:01:36 pm
JACK'S PANTS -

%% ENNIS' PANTS are touching me!!!!  I can feel his zipper rubbing up between my two back pockets,  and....  now it's....  they're BOTH..... ...oh-h, man....  here we go again....   whoo-EEE!  Talk about double the pleasure! %%

 :o
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 25, 2006, 10:02:24 pm
** FSD realizes that blue heeler's appearance is an indication of good fortune for our boys Jack & Ennis, in the ancient tradition of Feng Shui Fu Dogs.  **

** Fu Dogs are specially made for those who adore beauty. The male has a globe under his paws while the female has a child under her paws. This pair of dogs are smiley and are extremely obedient creatures to their owners. This ancient guardians have been used as potent protectors and to help out working people who are not at home most of the time. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/fudogs.jpg)


%%  FSD thinks she's really gotta find a way to make these posts a little funnier....  %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 10:07:45 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((With Ennis's jacket off, only a few layers of cloth seperated his naked body from Ennis's. He could feel the wamth of his breath, his skin, smell the provocative fragrance of Ennis's flesh, a musky odor combined with the scent of leather and cigarettes.))

%% This is incredible. %%

((completely closes his eyes to revel in Ennis's arms, taking as much time as Ennis was offering him, even daring to lean back a little into Ennis's chest.))

((to PANTS))

**Yeah, I hope you're enjoying this. **
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 25, 2006, 10:11:15 pm
%%blue heeler, having been banished to sleep with the sheep, despite the friendly ruffle of hair and act of friendshp from the two humans, wanders off by himself and says%%

WOOF!
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Post by: cmr107 on June 25, 2006, 10:12:42 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% I told him to take his time, but is this too much? Am I enjoying this too much? Did he just lean into me? %%

Uh, Jack? Anytime now....

%% Dammit. %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 10:18:48 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Nods and moves forward a bit, starting))

Right. Um, I think you're a little close, watch out for the recoil.

%% Damn it. We gotta get a move on. I'm gettin too hungry to stand. %%

((Using the fine directions that Ennis provided him, aims the rifle and shoots the glass bottle, shards splinterin' everywhere.))

Well whadya know?

((Turns suddenly to Ennis with a grin, realizing they're still standing very close together. Ennis's warm brown eyes that any one could melt into.))

((a little hoarsely)) Let's go see if we can find some game.

((takes a few steps away, back toward the LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE, hesitantly, not really wanting to enlarge the gap between them))
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Post by: Lumière on June 25, 2006, 10:42:36 pm
(( Meanwhile ....
Somewhere up on Broken Arsed mountain, two hungry cowboys take hours to kill an elk,  ...however on the other side of the mountain lies another abandoned, over-used couch ... poorly hidden behind the bushes ..))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bam_cch2.jpg)


%%
Half of the movie's bugdet will eventually go to replacing our Randy Handy Director's couches!  Damn!  Just how busy has The Boss been anyway?? 
Does he really think that a couch covered in huge white stains like that will not be discovered much sooner than later? 
 ???
%%


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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2006, 10:50:39 pm
** We need "Thus Spake Zarathustra" playing there. Also known as "Theme From 2001" **

** Someone cue the Music Supervisor**
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 25, 2006, 10:54:41 pm
Blue heeler arrives and says WOOF!
THE AUDIENCE:
((claps enthusiastically, wildly))

((to PANTS))
**Yeah, I hope you're enjoying this. **
THE AUDIENCE:
((hot and bothered now, speaking for everyone's pants everywhere))
** Oh yeah... **
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Post by: Lumière on June 25, 2006, 11:06:53 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((With Ennis's jacket off, only a few layers of cloth seperated his naked body from Ennis's. He could feel the wamth of his breath, his skin, smell the provocative fragrance of Ennis's flesh, a musky odor combined with the scent of leather and cigarettes.))

%% This is incredible. %%

((completely closes his eyes to revel in Ennis's arms, taking as much time as Ennis was offering him, even daring to lean back a little into Ennis's chest.))

%%
Wow...Ennis behind Jack, holding his gun and about to shoot ... :o

(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/MDG/MDG219/911006.jpg)

 :o

I wonder if I could practice my shooting skills with one of these actors ...
Any one of them can handle my gun any day ..

%%
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 25, 2006, 11:18:25 pm


YOUNG JACK:

((to PANTS))

**Yeah, I hope you're enjoying this. **

JACK'S PANTS -
**You bet. **
 ;D
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 25, 2006, 11:28:49 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/JGcouch.jpg)
**Pictured here is one of Mr. Raymille's couches that he did NOT discard in the bushes, but has placed in a 'very special room' in his Brisbane winter home.  "Too many fond memories, stains, difficult cleaning instructions, no one else would want it.." cites Mr. Raymille, explaining his reason for keeping this one and using it as the centerpiece of a recently assembled shrine.**
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 12:03:10 am
** As a quick trivia question, who can tell me what Mr. Gyllenhaal's (the one pictured above) hair color is, in detail **
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Post by: Lynne on June 26, 2006, 12:14:15 am
**tawny?**
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 12:14:43 am
** Dark brown with red highlights **
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 12:40:20 am
Begin flashback

YOUNG ENNIS:

((Rides CIGAR BUTT to the bridge to meet the BASQUE.))

%% Hmm, what can I do with spuds that Jack would like? %%

((Gets to the bridge, sees that the BASQUE is already there waiting for him.))
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Post by: RouxB on June 26, 2006, 12:44:20 am
Is Ennis here?
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 12:50:37 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Gives his list to the BASQUE and looks through the packages he just received.))

Why didn't we get the powdered milk and the spuds?

%% Dammit, I was gonna make a good dinner tonight. %%
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Post by: RouxB on June 26, 2006, 12:53:23 am
You may have missed it but I kinda passed out yesterday from too much tequila and forgot to check the stores. This is all we got.

Hmmmm, soup? I thought you didn't eat soup? You shopping for someone else cuz if you are Joe'll be pretty mad
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 12:58:47 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

No, I'm just sick of beans.

%% And we better get that soup for Jack... %%
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Post by: RouxB on June 26, 2006, 01:03:28 am

((drum roll))

(http://stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part1/thumb_brokebackmtn_0317.jpg)


It's too early in the summer to be sick a beans...
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 01:09:42 am
Well...

((Begins dragging dumbass mule away.))

Come on.

End flashback
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Post by: Ray on June 26, 2006, 01:12:39 am
= ** WOOHOOOOOOOOO  That was the BEST farkeen rendition of that line EVER!!!!!!!!!  WHOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO ** = [
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Post by: welliwont on June 26, 2006, 01:47:55 am
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)

**Good save Ruby and Courtney!! :D  Now we are back on track one hunnerd percent! ;)  8)


**Funnily enough the stage directions are EXACTLY THE SAME as what they were 6 hours, 3 pages, and 44 posts ago!  I wonder why that is!**

==Next up:  Young Jack, Young Ennis, Elk==
==Daytime==
==elk killing scene==
==Take One!==



CD (Continuity Director)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 26, 2006, 01:50:09 am
** We need "Thus Spake Zarathustra" playing there. Also known as "Theme From 2001" **

** Someone cue the Music Supervisor**

** Your wish is my command! **   ;D

%% Gawd, to hire that orchestra will make our costs explode! Well, that's not my problem... %%

(http://www.wienerphilharmoniker.at/upload/images/CMSEditor/home_wph_orchestra.jpg)
(audio attachment)
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Post by: slayers_creek_oth on June 26, 2006, 02:29:38 am
%% Gawd, to hire that orchestra will make our costs explode! Well, that's not my problem... %%

Uh huh Anke...I appreciate the support!   ::)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 26, 2006, 02:56:59 am
Uh huh Anke...I appreciate the support!   ::)

** Ahem. Yeah. You're welcome, Mr. Slayers. For one of our next scenes we'll also need a decent choir. Hope that's fine with you! ** ;D
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Post by: moremojo on June 26, 2006, 09:24:02 am
((Somewhere in the twilit Brokeback morn, a bear rouses from slumber. Needs to attend to a bit of honey-gathering before traipsing off to the stream looking for fish. Smells the scent of man on the mountainside; licks lips in anticipation. Stay tuned...))
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Post by: moremojo on June 26, 2006, 10:03:13 am
((Big, beautiful, brown bear perks up ears, hoping to catch a lilting refrain heard on occasion in these mountains.))

BEAR:

%%Don't care for these trespassing men much, but I like the songs they sing at times%%

%%Wonder if that damn elk's gonna grab the spotlight from me; don't they know bears don't work weekends?%%
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Post by: Pipedream on June 26, 2006, 10:10:55 am
((Owl Olivia, recovering from the shock of encountering the new Broken Arsed Symphonic Orchestra under the trees, is having a nasty lyrical fit...))

 ::)

Today is our boys' big day
They want to shoot a deer.
S'time for me to get away
Because I rather fear
That bullet might get led astray
And I'm no longer here!


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Euleflieht.jpg)

** Hey bear! Nice to know you! You, too, better git yer scrawny ass away from that shooting scene.
For all I know, at least one of them guys can't shoot worth a damn! **
  ;)
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 12:21:14 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Nods and moves forward a bit, starting))

Right. Um, I think you're a little close, watch out for the recoil.

%% Damn it. We gotta get a move on. I'm gettin too hungry to stand. %%

((Using the fine directions that Ennis provided him, aims the rifle and shoots the glass bottle, shards splinterin' everywhere.))

Well whadya know?

((Turns suddenly to Ennis with a grin, realizing they're still standing very close together. Ennis's warm brown eyes that any one could melt into.))

((a little hoarsely)) Let's go see if we can find some game.

((takes a few steps away, back toward the LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE, hesitantly, not really wanting to enlarge the gap between them))

YOUNG ENNIS:

Let's git behind this log and watch that hill over there, that looks like a place elk would go to eat.
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 12:36:55 pm
** Wow, Court, no sign of Dee? **

YOUNG JACK:

((Leaves LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE tethered to a tree, nods at Ennis.))

Alright.

((sets himself up in a standard hunting position, close to where Ennis is sitting. Very close.))

((He tries to keep focused on the field and forest before him, but keeps stealing quick glances at Ennis.))

%% Damn, its hard to concentrate with him around. %%
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Post by: Lumière on June 26, 2006, 12:43:48 pm
Quote
((sets himself up in a standard hunting position, close to where Ennis is sitting. Very close.))

((He tries to keep focused on the field and forest before him, but keeps stealing quick glances at Ennis.))

%% Damn, its hard to concentrate with him around. %%


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/k_elk-1.jpg)
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 12:44:56 pm
**Nope, no Dee yet, and Mr. Raymille wants us to get through this scene today.**

YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Why is he so close? %%

So, uh, do you want me to shoot or do you wanna try?
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 12:51:08 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((looks hesitantly at Ennis.))

Well to be honest, I'm afraid a my dumb ass missin.

((hands the rifle over to Ennis and grins mischievously))

Asides, I kinda like the way you handle a gun. Wanna watch ya at work... I mean, so that I can do it myself... Handle a gun, I mean....

((looks away for a moment and pulls at his collar))

%% Goddamn it! %%
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 01:34:34 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Handle a gun? Watch me at work? What the hell?! %%

((Sits uncomfortably for a few minutes, sees an elk in the distance. Takes careful aim, about to shoot.))
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 02:16:27 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Sees a giant banana tree near the elk.))

Hey Jack? What if we don't shoot the elk? We could get in a lot of trouble with Game and Fish. D'you see those bananas over there? We could eat those instead, it'll still be better than beans.

((Looks at Jack nervously.))
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Post by: Lumière on June 26, 2006, 02:21:58 pm
(( Meanwhile ...
The Assistant Director sends her Assistant over to the local library to determine if banana trees
really do grow up on snow-capped mountains, on Broken Arsed to be precise ...


(http://www.smc.edu/standard/images_08/library_student_books.jpg)

Her research continues ...

))
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 02:25:10 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Gets a little irritated with the suggestion))

%% What the f***! I've been waitin' all night and morning for some sweet meat, and all Ennis wants to eat is... bananas!?!? ....
Maybe he really likes bananas. %%

Sure, if that's what you want. I mean I was looking forward to eatin' some meat, but if you wanna hunt something else, I'm game....

%% Yeah. %%

It's kinda odd that bananas are growin' up here. The humidity's not right for 'em. But I'll eat 'em if you will.
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 02:30:32 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

Yeah, I ain't never seen bananas on a mountain, but there they are. C'mon, I bet they're good.

%% Dammit, I should have just shot the elk. Who cares about Game and Fish? %%
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Post by: Lumière on June 26, 2006, 02:32:23 pm
(( Meanwhile ...
The Assistant Director's Assistant comes running back to the set ...
Produces a picture of bananas that have been known to flourish on Broken Arsed ...(Latin name:  Bananarius Rediticus..)


(http://personales.mundivia.es/schrader_gomera/banared.jpg)

Phew ....

))
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 02:36:00 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Aww, he does like bananas. %%

Sure, Ennis. Let's gather what we can and get 'em back to camp. Got sheep waitin for me, ya know. Maybe tonight, I can show ya a fun game with bananas.
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 26, 2006, 02:39:57 pm
((will we need a blue heeler in this scene? I have been practicing and in addition to WOOF! I can now say ARRF!))
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 02:42:28 pm
** Come on in, the water's fine. You can help carry the bananas back to camp, even though you're really supposed to be up watchin' the sheep. **
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 02:53:22 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Game with bananas? %%

((Both gather as many bananas as they can carry and go back to camp.))

Thanks bud, I just didn't wanna get in trouble.
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 03:06:45 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((arms full of bananas, nods))

I don't blame ya. They're gettin' real particular about how things are done 'round here. Ranger service, Game and Fish, just gettin into everything they can get their hands in...

((stacks clusters of bananas on a rack made from branches tied together.))

Hey, this is real good workmanship. The rack, I mean.

((looks down at the bananas for a moment.))

You got any recipes for these things?
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Post by: Kelda on June 26, 2006, 03:22:12 pm
**Whooo wee!!! that took me an hour of reading non stop to catch up on 14 pages!!!**

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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 03:24:27 pm
**Uh oh. Hurry up Ennis, they're catchin' up!**
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 26, 2006, 03:25:32 pm
((blue heeler appears, having left the sheep because bananas are way more interesting))

WOOF! ARRF!
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 03:29:33 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((leans down and ruffles the Blue Heeler's head.))

Good dog!
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 26, 2006, 03:31:52 pm
((blue heeler gives Jack an adoring doggie smile and slobbers all over his hand))
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 03:34:26 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Smiles back at the dog and wipes his hand on the back of his jeans.))

** Ooh sorry, Pants, forgot you were conscious. **
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 26, 2006, 03:35:44 pm
((blue heeler gives Jack, and now Ennis, another adoring glance, trying to have a spiritual dog-human mind meld so they will get the bright idea to give me a name!))

WOOF! ARRF!
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 26, 2006, 03:38:23 pm
((with yet another human-dog spiritual mind meld, the blue heeler tries to convey the name Lucy....Lucy....is that my name?))

WOOF WOOF WOOF

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h243/lnicoll/Australian_Cattle_Doglucy6mo2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 03:58:14 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Watches in amazement as the blue heeler does three back flips in a row then scratches a name in the dirt.))

L - U - C - Y... Yeah thats a good show. I didn' know dogs watched it though.
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 26, 2006, 04:01:36 pm
((more slobbering, more happiness and trying to convey to Jack and Ennis that Lucy would really like to eat a banana!!))

woofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoof!!!
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 04:04:12 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((tries to keep the dog under control))

Well hold on there Lucy. You want a banana? We gotta wait til Ennis cooks em. I mean, who knows how we'll get sick if we eat raw banana. They're just gonna sit over there by the fire and toast for a little.
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 26, 2006, 04:09:20 pm
** You may be aware that Mr. Raymille has been pouring his heart and soul into this production.  It has been to some degree at the expense of his health and well-being.  A shocking  photo of him today reveals the extent to which he is suffering nervous exhaustion.  Firstly, the suit, while red, is poorly tailored and a bit rumpled.  Secondly, it's paired badly with a black tie.  It's evident from this picture the toll that the non-stop work has taken on Mr. Raymille, given that he's otherwise never seen looking so schlumpy.  Looks like he's [GASP] on his way to prom!  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redsuit2.jpg)

** Mr. Raymille's fawning Assistant has been called to rally the resources to restore Mr. Raymille to his former greatness, and not a moment too soon.  He needs champagne, caviar, a mani/pedi duo, and his favorite red slippers.... **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/slippers.jpg)

"Elle........get in here.  Quick!"
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Post by: Pipedream on June 26, 2006, 04:20:24 pm
** You may be aware that Mr. Raymille has been pouring his heart and soul into this production.  It has been to some degree at the expense of his health and well-being.  A shocking photo of him today reveals the extent to which he is suffering nervous exhaustion.  Firstly, the suit, while red, is poorly tailored and a bit rumpled.  Secondly, it's paired badly with a black tie.  It's evident from this picture the toll that the non-stop work has taken on Mr. Raymille, given that he's otherwise never seen looking so schlumpy.  **

** That's shocking news! Do you think an ugly new casting couch would make him happy?
Anyways, I've placed one near his tent! **
   ;D

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Sofa.jpg)
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 04:32:36 pm
**Ladies, gentlemen, and old poofs, may I please have your attention. It was at the request of Mr. Raymille that all elk and young British girls will remain unharmed in this production. Thank you for your cooperation.**
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Post by: Pipedream on June 26, 2006, 04:36:21 pm
**Ladies, gentlemen, and old poofs, may I please have your attention. It was at the request of Mr. Raymille that all elk and young British girls will remain unharmed in this production. Thank you for your cooperation.**


** So he didn't mention owls, hunh?? **   >:(

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eule.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on June 26, 2006, 04:36:30 pm

** That's shocking news! Do you think an ugly new casting couch would make him happy?
Anyways, I've placed one near his tent! **
   ;D


%% 
Yet another couch that will end up abandoned in the bushes somewhere up on Broken Arsed ...
Ya, the Director does look a lil shabby there ...

I wonder if these Gorgeous German Gals can cheer him up ...

(http://www.dw-world.de/image/0,,1857967_4,00.jpg)

Or..maybe he needs someone more masculine to ... errrr.... straighten him out ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/red.jpg)

hmmmmm.....what can we do?

%%
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 04:37:39 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

Recipes? Uh, I thought we could just fry em'. Sound good?

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/5burningfoot3.jpg)

**Photo courtesy of Mr. Raymille himself.**
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 04:41:29 pm
YOUNG JACK:

Well if ya think that'll work. Like I said before, don't know much 'bout cookin.

**Ms. Sun and Moon, I think we'll be advancing on to the scene later that night... Eatin bananas.**

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/3bananaatfireside.jpg)
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Post by: cmr107 on June 26, 2006, 04:49:27 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Hope he don't notice I got no idea what I'm doin'. %%

((After frying bananas, gives some to Jack to try.))

How's that?
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Post by: Lumière on June 26, 2006, 04:55:39 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((After frying bananas, gives some to Jack to try.))

How's that?

(http://www.yummytaste.com/images/food-uploaded-img/extra_recipe_20031128103532.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 04:56:45 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Slips the crunchy, charred banana into his mouth.... tries to keep from spitting it out again.))

((munches it and swallows with difficulty))

That's.... not too good.... Maybe we don't have to cook 'em that long. Just get it nice and soft...

((smiles suddenly and gets up to grab a raw one from the rack))

** Kids, don't ever eat raw fruit without your parents permission. **

((sits back down next to Ennis and looks him in the eye before concentrating fully on the banana... He peels it veeerrry slowly, letting the banana peel down loosely as he reveals the white fruit beneath. He lifts it up to his lips and gently coaxes it into his mouth with his tongue...))

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/4jackeatingbanana.jpg)

** Image courtesy of Mr. Raymille **
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Post by: Front-Ranger on June 26, 2006, 05:00:00 pm
**Unbeknowingst to Jack and Ennis, the banana trees were planted by CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1 and CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #2 to help them recreate their native habitat and cuisine on Brokeback Mountain!**

((SHEEPHERDERS #1 and #2 arrive at the site of the banana trees on their burros and see that their precious bananas are gone!!))


SHEEPHERDER #1: IQue'?  IQue'?  IQue'? Ay, Caramba!!
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 05:40:03 pm
(http://www.yummytaste.com/images/food-uploaded-img/extra_recipe_20031128103532.jpg)

** If only it had been like that. Mr. Indapaddock. Instead I got something that looked like this. **

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/370000/images/_370550_banana300.jpg)

** Note that such cooking is now labeled as a biological hazard. **
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Post by: alec716 on June 26, 2006, 05:53:12 pm



((TERRY CLOTH, perched on his Golden Rack in his offset hiding place, has narrowly escaped discovery by UNSCRUPULOUS eBAY TRADERS roaming B.A.M. in search of discarded casting couches and banana peels.  He keeps an eye on the developments from afar as he contemplates a possible return to the B.A.M. production.)) 



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/k_elk-1.jpg)


%%  The peace and feng shui of the Sacred Relic Room do feel tempting... and I am remembering that Buddha as kind of hot in retrospect... but maybe there is still a little too much action going on onset for me to retain my freshly-laundered status... and JACK's PANTS probably used the last of that great jasmine & lavender soap.  I'd better just keep watching to see how things go.  %%
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Post by: Lumière on June 26, 2006, 05:56:45 pm
** If only it had been like that. Mr. Indapaddock. Instead I got something that looked like this. **

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/370000/images/_370550_banana300.jpg)

** Note that such cooking is now labeled as a biological hazard. **


%%
Hmmm...Gotta think up some delicious banana recipes to share with these cowboys...

Maybe ...


(http://houseoffaulkner.com/images/bananas%20on%20egg.JPG)

Hmm...No!  Maybe ...fried bananas on sticks....

(http://www.dorothyalexander.com/assets/images/brochette%20banana/brochettebanana400px.JPG)

Hmmm...No..
Pancakes ....!  They could do that easily...


(http://www.recipesconsumer.com/recipeImages/f_101002_1.jpg)

Come to think of it, if they eat the bananas as sensuously as YOUNG JACK just demonstrated, who needs to cook 'em?  :o
Ah, fack it!!

%%
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Post by: FuzzyChanny on June 26, 2006, 06:02:20 pm
**Unbeknowingst to Jack and Ennis, the banana trees were planted by CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1 and CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #2 to help them recreate their native habitat and cuisine on Brokeback Mountain!**

((SHEEPHERDERS #1 and #2 arrive at the site of the banana trees on their burros and see that their precious bananas are gone!!))


SHEEPHERDER #1: IQue'?  IQue'?  IQue'? Ay, Caramba!!


**My Goodness, I believe that to be my cue**

SHEEPHERDER #2: Arriba Arriba!!
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Post by: Becky on June 26, 2006, 06:09:24 pm
*Elk decides she doesn't know what she is supposed to be doing so does Charleston across the set just to confuse everyone. She is also pleased with the decision to use Bananas instead of being shot! ;D*

*Elk then decides she is going to do her other role and pees on Chliean sheep herder 2's foot!  ;D Ahhh thats better. Peeing sheep/elk is pleased with her acting skills*
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Post by: Lumière on June 26, 2006, 06:27:06 pm
*Elk then decides she is going to do her other role and pees on Chliean sheep herder 2's foot!  ;D Ahhh thats better. Peeing sheep/elk is pleased with her acting skills*

** Good job Peeing Sheep! Excellent as usual ... **

(http://www.likeyou.com/artistsbios/gfx.php?id=6153)


** Now you can go play with yer best friend ... **

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/peeing.gif)

** Go on!  Go after him before he goes too far!!  >:(  :-\ **

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Post by: alec716 on June 26, 2006, 06:28:34 pm

*Elk then decides she is going to do her other role and pees on Chliean sheep herder 2's foot!  ;D Ahhh thats better. Peeing sheep/elk is pleased with her acting skills*


((Still perched on his Golden Rack and watching from afar, heartily applauding ELK's flawless and spirited Charleston... ))

TERRY CLOTH:

%%  I am thrilled by this potential move toward veganism on the boys' part and by ELK's resultant increased chances of survival, but that pee-on-shoe number gives me further pause about going back onset ... what to do, what to do??!  %%
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Post by: DeeDee on June 26, 2006, 06:37:18 pm
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)

%%  The Boss has done it again!
I wonder if his 'casting on the couch' skills are THIS excellent .. Hmmm..
%%





Um...I could vouch for that ;)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on June 26, 2006, 06:58:20 pm
**Peeing on demand. That's just as difficult as crying on demand. I only know one other actress who could pull it off--Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut. You're in exalted company, peeing sheep!!**
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Post by: David on June 26, 2006, 07:23:05 pm
%%  Nicole Kidman could pee on demand?  %%
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Post by: welliwont on June 26, 2006, 07:47:40 pm
==HEADS UP PEOPLE!!!  THE NEXT SCENE (AFTER THIS ONE FINISHES) IS:

SCENE # 17 - THE SWITCH-OFF


WOULD THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS PLEASE REPORT TO THE SET:

Jack (of course!)
Ennis (natch!)
Low Startle Point Horse
Cigar Butt
Jack’s Pants
Ennis’ Pants
Jack’s cigarette
Ennis’ cigarette
Sun and Moon


THE FOLLOWING CAST MEMBERS ARE ON STAND-BY ALERT IN CASE OF IMPROV:

Warsh Rag
Olivia Owl
Lucy the Blue Heeler
Mika The Musical Dumass Mule
Dumass Mule #27
Peeing Sheep
The Fly
Young Whiskey Bottle
any other thespian who cares to jump in==


CD JT
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Post by: David on June 26, 2006, 07:53:12 pm
%%  As Jacks' Zipper, I wonder if I should make straining noises whenever he gets an erection?    Nah!  He's 19 yrs old.  That would be every 10 minutes!  %%
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Post by: welliwont on June 26, 2006, 08:02:11 pm
%%  As Jacks' Zipper, I wonder if I should make straining noises whenever he gets an erection?    Nah!  He's 19 yrs old.  That would be every 10 minutes!  %%

**That's ok, we don't mind!   ;) :D :-***

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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 26, 2006, 08:09:29 pm
**Well, here I am.  Hope I haven't missed anything crucial...  since I'm not quite sure where we're starting.  I'll give y'all a 2-for-1 sun/ moon combo-special.  Enjoy!!**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiCndqBEJMMAVuyjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12o333ipa/EXP=1151453223/**http%3a//people.emich.edu/cderoche/Sun%2520-%2520Total%2520Eclipse.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on June 26, 2006, 08:19:01 pm


((  From his offset hideaway, TERRY CLOTH hears the CONTINUITY DIRECTOR's call for standby and improv and contemplates heeding it.  His spirituality renewed by his recent intimate encounter with a stony-faced BUDDHA STATUE, TERRY CLOTH offers up a prayer a thanks that the BetterMostians have not opened his fate to public debate in the Polling Place.  ))


((  Having discovered the site of TERRY CLOTH's hidden Golden Rack perch, GENTLE BREEZE wafts over the B.A.M. set and heads toward the still-hesitant TERRY CLOTH.  Slowly, and with great feeling, TERRY CLOTH presses his fabric face into GENTLE BREEZE and breathes in slowly through his mouth and nose, hoping for the faintest smoke and mountain sage and salty sweet stink of FENG SHUI DIRECTOR's candles and incense but there was no real scent, only the memory of it, the imagined power of B.A.M. of which nothing was left but the Golden Rack that held him.  ))  
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Post by: DeeDee on June 26, 2006, 08:24:37 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Slips the crunchy, charred banana into his mouth.... tries to keep from spitting it out again.))

((munches it and swallows with difficulty))

That's.... not too good.... Maybe we don't have to cook 'em that long. Just get it nice and soft...

((smiles suddenly and gets up to grab a raw one from the rack))

** Kids, don't ever eat raw fruit without your parents permission. **

((sits back down next to Ennis and looks him in the eye before concentrating fully on the banana... He peels it veeerrry slowly, letting the banana peel down loosely as he reveals the white fruit beneath. He lifts it up to his lips and gently coaxes it into his mouth with his tongue...))




==========================================================

Young Ennis:



%% Well thats the las' meal I cook for 'em.  Nobody I know likes their bananas all soft and squishy like....wait..what's he doin?  Why's he eatin' like that?  I don't think I could move right about now...%%



Well, bud if you don' like ma cookin', and ya think you can do better, I'd be happy to let you take over.  I never hear nobody else complain' about my banana.


((Ennis attempts to get up, but decides he better sit a spell and try not to look at Jack, who right about now is eating that banana like he never saw no other person eat it that way))





**  I want to thank my understudy, Courtney for keeping Ennis real and dignified.
She did one hell of a job, and  I appreciate it.**
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 08:41:12 pm
YOUNG JACK:

Well I didn't mean anythin' by it, Ennis. I was jus' offerin' a suggestion. I already said I don't know anythin' about cookin'.

((looks up at the dark sky. **There Ms. Moon**))

I reckon I better get on up there with the sheep again. Maybe when I come back for breakfast we can talk about this some more.
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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 26, 2006, 08:59:38 pm
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMibYgqBEvoIAhUKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=14nvv89r5/EXP=1151456344/**http%3a//ffden-2.phys.uaf.edu/211.fall2000.web.projects/K.%2520Vaughan%2520and%2520M%2520Lee/Moon%2520Pic/moon%2520illusion%25202.jpg)
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 26, 2006, 09:06:19 pm
%%Lucy the blue heeler, signing in and available if necessary%%
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Post by: Ray on June 26, 2006, 09:06:40 pm
= ** WOOOOOHOOOOOO FOR COURT - THE ENNIS UNDERSTUDY, ON A BRILLIANT PORTRAYAL!! One of the BEST IN SHOW** =

= A Thousand Thankyous. Let's give her a hand!! =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/DogsBollocks.jpg)


%% What nonsense is Lucise Indapaddock quoting there? And what is Assistant insistant upon? They are sarch drunkards! %%
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Post by: Lumière on June 26, 2006, 09:14:30 pm
= ** WOOOOOHOOOOOO FOR COURT - THE JACK ENNIS UNDERSTUDY, ON A BRILLIANT PORTRAYAL!! One of the BEST IN SHOW** =[/i][/b]

= A Thousand Thankyous. Let's give her a hand!! =


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)

%%
Wonders if Court was not the Jack understudy, but the Ennis understudy?  ???
But then again, I may be drunk from too much sheep's milk...
%%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 26, 2006, 09:18:36 pm
THE ASSISTANT:

((whispers obseqiously to MR. RAYMILLE))

**  Pssst, Boss, you mean "ENNIS,"  Don't worry, I fixed it for you.  **

%% Just like I do, two, three times a day... %%
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 09:22:31 pm
%%  As Jacks' Zipper, I wonder if I should make straining noises whenever he gets an erection?    Nah!  He's 19 yrs old.  That would be every 10 minutes!  %%

** You'll have to get with JACK'S PANTS on that one. **

** Is the orchestra ready, we gotta get this next scene underway... with your permission, directors.**
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Post by: slayers_creek_oth on June 26, 2006, 09:36:34 pm
**UMMMMM.....Excuse me!  Is this movie about.....gay cowboys?

Where the F :o CK is Ray?**
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Post by: Lumière on June 26, 2006, 09:43:20 pm
%%
Looks like Mr Producer is losing his marbles, or has lost them already!
Who knows, with all the drugs running loose these days ... :-\
%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 09:59:14 pm
((SCENE CHANGE: MORNING))

YOUNG JACK:

((heads into camp on the LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE, a twangy musical number rearing up from the orchestra))

((dismounts the HORSE who is already dancing in time with the music))

Now I know it pays the bills, this business with the sheep.
But in all honesty, It's makin' me lose sleep.
It takes me an hour to get there, I've got to complain.
But sometimes two or more dependin' on the rain.
If you've never worked with sheep, I'll explain a little.
There're sheep that pee, and sheep that fling their spittle.
And by all the forces and powers o' hell.
You don't want to be around that smell.
The puptent, now that's the worst,
Smells like a cat bladder has burst.


((Sets down in camp next to Ennis, who is already frying bananas at the campfire.))

**All in all, it ain't fair.
I'd rather be here.
Down with Ennis in this homey campsite.
Not once in the mornin' and once in the night.
But how do I dare to bring up such a thing.
They say it ain't right. They say it's a sin.
But still I'd much rather... ((his voice fades off and he shrugs))
All in all, it ain't fair.**

((Takes a swig from YOUNG WHISKEY BOTTLE))

That Aguirre's right crude with his business.
He treats everyone like they are his.
But the thing that irks everyone is this:
He usually don't give a rat's piss.

All in a-a-alll, it ain't fai-ai-air.


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Post by: Brown Eyes on June 26, 2006, 10:15:38 pm
**Cue the sunrise... ready... and Action!**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiJ5lKBEaWwA0cOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12a7j0ndu/EXP=1151460857/**http%3a//www.capetownskies.com/4370/15_sunrise_raysb.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on June 26, 2006, 10:50:21 pm
Young Ennis:


((Ennis up early frying bananas waiting in earnest for Jack to come down.  Hears a horse approach and starts getting real happy.))


Hey bud, did ya sleep a'right?  Love the song, you got yourself some talent there boy.


%% Cannot believe he just said that.  Wonder if he thought a me in his sleep? %%



I was jes' wonderin' if maybe you like to take a break and let me tend to the sheep, since you been lookin' all tired and stuff.  I don' mean you look bad or nothin' cause you look real good ta me...uh (coughs) .  I jes thought we could take turns and maybe you can do some of the cookin' and cleanin' roun here, and I could watch for Ky-otes, since I ain't quite sure ya know that rifle quite good yet.



(( Ennis gets up and feels Jacks eyes on him as he walks away and wonders, maybe if he stays up with the sheep at night, he'll stop thinking about the cowboy with the blue eyes and start thinking about ....uh.. what's her name??? Oh she-it, Alma))
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Post by: Daniel on June 26, 2006, 11:00:24 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((grins at ENNIS))

Kind of ya to offer, Ennis. But that ain't the point. I wouldn' wish that pup tent on anyone, especially you. We could just share the tent here in camp and watch the sheep in the day.

((stifles a YAWN)) You got the coffee ready yet?

((takes a drink from the cup Ennis gives him))

Asides, as I've said before. I can't cook for nothin. About the only thing I can do is handle a can-opener. ((Grins at Ennis again))

((looks at the bananas Ennis's fried this morning.)) Hey that's pretty good, right there. I mean, they don't look too crunchy. I wouldn't mind having one of those bananas while they're just startin' to get hard, but'll still melt in your mouth.
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Post by: Ray on June 26, 2006, 11:21:15 pm


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/2NaggingJackbanana.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on June 26, 2006, 11:32:29 pm
**UMMMMM.....Excuse me!  Is this movie about.....gay cowboys?

Where the F :o CK is Ray?**
** I'm here momentarilly Mr Producer Sir!  I am attending some medical concerns at the moment.  And the film is NOT about gay cowboys!  It's about two cowboys who simply get up each other.  Did I leave that bit out in my initial presentation to you?  I would never have done that willingly as I have so much respect and admiration for you. I assure you that I have you in mind with every decision I make! **

%%
%%(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Pretenditisntso-1.jpg)%%
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Post by: welliwont on June 26, 2006, 11:36:20 pm
admiration for you. I assure you that I have you in mind with every decision I make! [/b][/center]

%%
%%(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Pretenditisntso-1.jpg)%%


Ray, Ray Ray,

Why are you posting your resume picture here?   ???



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Post by: slayers_creek_oth on June 26, 2006, 11:38:07 pm
** And the film is NOT about gay cowboys!  It's about two cowboys who simply get up each other.**

Oh ok....well in that case...
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Post by: Ray on June 26, 2006, 11:38:42 pm
** Did I think that out loud??? **
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Post by: Lynne on June 26, 2006, 11:40:31 pm
YOUNG JACK:
...
((looks at the bananas Ennis's fried this morning.)) Hey that's pretty good, right there. I mean, they don't look too crunchy. I wouldn't mind having one of those bananas while they're just startin' to get hard, but'll still melt in your mouth.

JACK'S LOWER LIP:
%%A small droplet of saliva slips into my corner...these lucky bananas are not the only things melting here.%%
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Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 12:10:39 am
Young Ennis:


(( Ennis, hearing Jack, drops the coffee pot, feeling the blood rush to his....well, head))


I, I don' know 'bout that...uh what if Aguirre finds out we're both in this camp, huh?  Don' think he'll take too kindly to that.


%%What do I say?  I don' know about sharin' no tent..don' know if I can be too close like that.  Can't stop the critters goin' on in ma belly.  What if the feelin' gets stronger?
What if I'm jus' thinkin' crazy, cause I could be wrong about this boy, maybe.%%


I'm not too keen on this idea, Jack, but maybe I can try goin' up for a while, you know, jus' for the time bein'.  I mean, I ain't no better cook than you, but don' take much learnin to fry a banana or two.


%% Jes can't do this now.. need to think.  Need to eat some more a them bananas, maybe like the way he been eating them, jes' to test him%%


((Ennis slowly puts the banana in his mouth and start to very seductively chew on it, when he realizes))

%%Damnit, I need to peel it first%%
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Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 12:19:31 am
YOUNG JACK:

%% What the hell is he doing eating the banana without peeling it. %%

((Walks over to Ennis, reaches up and gently takes the whole banana out of Ennis's mouth.))

You need to peel it first, like this. ((verrry slowly peels banana and then puts it back into Ennis's mouth))

((looks at Ennis with a serious expression))

Well I reckon you're welcome to go up there and watch the sheep, the dogs'll warn you of danger. And you're right, you're still a better shot with that rifle than me. Just don't go shootin' off your gun in the middle of the night. It'll scare the tarnation out of the wildlife. Unless you need to, that is.

And if you do need to, just holler for me, and I'll come help.
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Post by: Lynne on June 27, 2006, 12:44:00 am
((BAM Catering (aka Vic, Dee, & Lynne) swings by the set with refreshment for these hard-working actors & crew))
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Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 12:46:01 am
** Please tell me it ain't banana flavored. **
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Post by: Lynne on June 27, 2006, 12:49:12 am
** Nope, but if bananas are on BAM, then so are pistachios! **
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Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 12:51:59 am
** Well that's alright then.. Nothing wrong with bananas, just gonna get sick of 'em before we get off this mountain, no doubt. **
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Post by: Ray on June 27, 2006, 01:07:39 am
** And drinks all round for a simply Faaaaaaabulous days performing!  Shots for all!**


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Lena.jpg)

  LET'S GET LEGLESS AND DANCE!

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Pleae.jpg)

** Splendid work everyone **

       !
       !
       !

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=B56357BB589BDAAF
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Post by: welliwont on June 27, 2006, 01:22:52 am
==HEADS UP PEOPLE!!!  THE NEXT SCENE (AFTER THIS ONE FINISHES) IS:

SCENE # 18 - ENNIS' SPONGE BATH (NC17)


THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET AS SOON AS THE SCENE PRIOR COMMENCES:

Warsh Rag
Jack
Jack’s Pants
Ennis
Ennis’ Pants
Jack’s cigarette
Can opener
Can o’ BetterMost
Bar of soap
Pot of hot water

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 27, 2006, 01:55:24 am
%%  As Jacks' Zipper, I wonder if I should make straining noises whenever he gets an erection?    Nah!  He's 19 yrs old.  That would be every 10 minutes!  %%

** Mr. Raymille?  Could you have your assistant make some hasty arrangements for a meeting between JACK'S PANTS and JACK'S ZIPPER?  JACK'S ZIPPER will have to make some most emphatic changes in his 'inner monologue' for the PANTS/ZIPPER scenes, primarily because..  JACK'S PANTS have a button-fly front!  Ennis, on the other hand...um...does have a zipper (according to the concensus on another thread in Bettermost!).  So...if JACK'S ZIPPER would like to take on the role of JACK'S BUTTON-FLY.....   he needs to start rehearsing with PANTS very closely.  As JACK'S PANTS and JACK'S BUTTON-FLY, straining together and silently, yet swiftly, unbuttoning and buttoning is just part of our job.  So save your 'zippery sounds' for the OTHER pair of pants, cowboy.  >:(   (  ;D )

JACK'S PANTS -

%%  Every 10 F'in minutes?  Now, that's what *I'm* talkin' about....     wait...   what AM I talkin' about?!  Ten SECONDS is more like it, what with all this .30-30 Tutorial goin' on...   and then they go an eat bananas like they was a coupla strippers named 'Ennistasia' and 'Jackie-Big-OH'...  they never went up there to hunt!  (No huntin' goin' on, but guns goin' off just the same....good thing I AM nice and absorbant.  ::) ) %%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 27, 2006, 02:21:32 am
%%Damnit, I need to peel it first%%

ROFL!!!
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Post by: Ray on June 27, 2006, 02:32:27 am
= I have consulted with the wardrobe department and they tell me that it's a new invention called 'ziputtons'.  It's an innovative approach created for the entertainment industry to contain Actor's gooblies, as too many significant others were noticing their thesbo partners getting all 'real life' during their love scenes, and it was costing the production companies a fortune in downtime as the arguments worked their way onto set.  In his greed wisdom, our Producer agreed to trial the ziputtons during this production %% for a rediculous fee %%. I am confident that you, as mature and flexible Actors will make wonderful strides in adapting to the wonderous 'ziputtons' and use your own judgement as to when and where erectile straining sounds will be appropriate.  =

I call upon our High Preistess to bless the 'Ziputton' and all that stands behind it!
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 27, 2006, 02:37:49 am
**Mr. Raymille?  MR. RAYMILLLLE!!  Where ARRRE you?  You know I need your help with the....  OH!  There you are!  Looks like I've interrupted your 'B.A.M. Production' business meeting....   I'll come back later.  Carry on. **

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/redwedding.jpg)

%% Whoo-eee look at the 'suits' all lined up there, lookin' fine.  There's Mr. Producer, lookin' good...  well, heck, ALL of 'em dressed so purty and coordinated, just for a B.A.M. meeting--  high class, I'll tell ya what.  But, Celeste was right, though, Mr. Raymille should NOT wear that black tie with his snazzy red shirt.%%
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Post by: Kelda on June 27, 2006, 04:15:10 am
**Meanwhile, back in her uncle's Riverton bar, where she is collecting glasses (rather than pulling pints as she is too young!):

~~ Cassie:

*sings*

The hills are alive with the sound of music
The songs they have sung for a thousand years
The hills fill my heart with the sound of music

My heart wants to sing every song it hears
My heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds
That rise from the lake to the trees
My heart wants to sigh like the chimes
That flies from a church on a breeze
To laugh like a brook when it trips
And falls over stone on its way
To sing through the night
Like a lark who is learning to pray
I'll go to the hills when my heart is lonely
I know I will hear what I've heard before
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And I'll sing once more

*stops singing* ~~

%%Hmm, I have a strange urge for bananas. wonder why that is?%%

~~Uncle, Uncle?? Do we have some banana pie on the munu today?~~

~~Uncle:

Naw, but we do have some apple pie, you want that?? Yer Aunt picked them off our tree yesterday. That tree had apples on them the size o' balls.~~

~~Cassie:

Oh, no, I'll pass. But thank you.  For some reason apple pie makes me cry. ~~

((Uncle looks at her as if she is mad))


~~ It's a thing. OKAY! Harrummpph ~~

((Goes off collecting glasses noisly.))

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Post by: twistedude on June 27, 2006, 04:25:28 am
I can see this string of saliva is gonna be all dired up by the time it comes on the scene...
It's 1 A.M. and I have to go take a shower, so when my shrink tomnorrow says" I TOLD you to get some mood-stableizing pills or you'd get fired", I will at least smell good.
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 27, 2006, 04:31:33 am
THE ASSISTANT:

** We've had an effen' week to say some little word about this, but I only just realized, we need a HARMONICA.  Anybody up for it?  Free ride and get blown by Jack two, three times a day.  You'll need to be a little bent to make it work, but no need to be broken in two. **
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Post by: twistedude on June 27, 2006, 04:36:49 am
"get blown by Jack two or three times a day.."--but...I've never MET Jack...I'm actually quite shy.

Besides, I thought you didn't get to go to heaven till you died...
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Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 05:09:54 am
((As nighttime falls and Ennis and Jack are digesting bananas in their respective tents, the Broken Arsed Symphonic Orchestra remembers that 2006 is an important Mozart anniverary year (his 250. birthday!) and, in honour of this, gathers for a nocturnal rehearsal.))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Kammerorchester2.jpg)

((Soon, the sweet sounds of the famous Serenade fill the air...))  :)
(audio attachment)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 07:53:17 am
((Owl Olivia has just hunted herself a nice mouse and hears the music on her way back to the campsite. Although she was wildly determined to hate the orchestra, she can't help but fall in love with the music and, storing her supper at a save place for later, begins to sing along merrily! Thousands of miles away, in Vienna, poor Mozart is rolling around in his grave in pain...))

Sweet, sweet, sweet is life up here on Broken Arsed!  :D
And I am happy, I need not eat ba-naa-a-nas! 
Sweet, sweet, sweet is life up here on Broken Arsed!
Mice are nice and so is life when they’re asleep, o-ur stars!


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleaufHolzpflock.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 08:10:16 am

((Young Olli Owl is dumbstruck and thinks his mother has completely gone nuts, by which he is totally right, of course...))

Mother, please!! What will the neighbours say??
You better come home now! I'm hungry as hell,
and I'm not eatin nothin, unless you're servin it!!
  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/JungeEulebeiNacht.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 08:17:49 am

((Owl Olivia, still enchanted, is quite reluctant to leave but tears herself away, eventually, in the early morning. Extremely pleased with herself, she grabs her prey and flies home, cheering happily to the orchestra which she now considers to be the most beautiful thing on the mountain!))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulemitMaus.jpg)

((Meanwhile, the musicians wonder where all that unfamiliar noise comes from, discover Olivia in the trees and smile back at her. The beginning of a wonderful friendship...))  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Kammerorchester1.jpg)
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Post by: Kelda on June 27, 2006, 08:25:47 am
THE ASSISTANT:

** We've had an effen' week to say some little word about this, but I only just realized, we need a HARMONICA.  Anybody up for it?  Free ride and get blown by Jack two, three times a day.  You'll need to be a little bent to make it work, but no need to be broken in two. **

s'got to be our girl Jenny has it not.. since she can blow a mighty little cat stevens song on hers..
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 09:07:05 am
MORNING HAS BROKEN (Cat Stevens)

Morning has broken, like the first morning
Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird
Praise for the singing, praise for the morning
Praise for the springing fresh from the world

Sweet the rain's new fall, sunlit from heaven
Like the first dewfall, on the first grass
Praise for the sweetness of the wet garden
Sprung in completeness where his feet pass

Mine is the sunlight, mine is the morning
Born of the one light, eden saw play
Praise with elation, praise every morning
God's recreation of the new day

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/mountainsunrise.jpg)





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Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 09:07:51 am
** FSD hangs sacred mandala to focus new energy on today's production of B.A.M.  The cast and crew are reaching new heights of creativity and inventiveness, and this will direct the energy positively.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/mandala.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 09:37:53 am
MORNING HAS BROKEN (Cat Stevens)

Morning has broken, like the first morning
Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird
Praise for the singing, praise for the morning
Praise for the springing fresh from the world

Sweet the rain's new fall, sunlit from heaven
Like the first dewfall, on the first grass
Praise for the sweetness of the wet garden
Sprung in completeness where his feet pass

Mine is the sunlight, mine is the morning
Born of the one light, eden saw play
Praise with elation, praise every morning
God's recreation of the new day

((More Music! Owl Olivia can't believe her luck, but is prevented from starting to sing again by her offspring...))
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Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 09:38:53 am
  :)
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 10:19:31 am
%%  Deep appreciation from FSD to Owl Olivia for her extensive music library.   %%
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 27, 2006, 11:08:57 am
THE WIND:

((Steps around, continuing to smarten up her house after 6 months of neglect - thanks to you people.  Her dull and onerous task is made lighter however, because as she lifts and totes, she finds herself humming a light and breezy air she cannot get out of her mind, ever' once in a while breaking into audible trilling of "ou-ou-ou-our stars.""  Inexplicably, the words have a mild, yet heady German flavor to them.))

** Sweet, sweet, sweet is life up here on Broken Arsed!
And I am happy, I need not eat ba-naa-a-nas! 
Sweet, sweet, sweet is life up here on Broken Arsed!
Mice are nice and so is life when they?re asleep, o-ur stars! **


%% Next time I take a break, I'm adding Eine Kleine BananenMusik to my BBM playlist. %%
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Post by: Becky on June 27, 2006, 11:40:35 am
Sorry am I interupting? *Pee's everywhere* Woaw that is one giant Banana you have their, may I ask: Are you too vegan, by any chance? Oh you are the saviours of my sheep kind I will thank you dearly by leaving a present in your tent over there.

%How am I doing? The peeing on demand is going better than I thought! Ahhh it makes me warm in my nether regions to know that my peeing is classed in the same rank as Nicole Kidman. What do you think? New Oscar catagory next year: And the best peeing performance goes to....The Peeing sheep from Broken arsed mountain!
Tar-tar(or should that be baa-baa) I am off the go and practice my winning face and draft my special Oscar speach. I am thinking of starting: "Hello! Thank you Homophobes, Bananas and Charleston dancing Elks..." and then work off the audiences reaction! ;D%

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Post by: Lumière on June 27, 2006, 11:51:58 am
= Peeing Sheep, as your Trainer, I must say that I am inpressed with your unending ability to pee on cue.  You are indeed the talk of the flock and word about your bladder has started to spread ...Matter of fact, Ms Spanky's excellent Security team arrested a man this morning who was trying to sneak into the flock to get yer autograph .... =


(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39151000/jpg/_39151793_streaker270.jpg)


= I hope all this fame doesn't go to yer bladder head ... We got our eyes on ya!!   ;)
Keep doing those bladder-loosening exercises we talked about the other day ... they are working like a charm! =


= Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!  Don't you dare pee in my trailer!!  >:(  JEEEZ!!!  =

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Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 12:18:47 pm
((Owl Olivia has just hunted herself a nice mouse and hears the music on her way back to the campsite. Although she was wildly determined to hate the orchestra, she can't help but fall in love with the music and, storing her supper at a save place for later, begins to sing along merrily! Thousands of miles away, in Vienna, poor Mozart is rolling around in his grave in pain...))

Sweet, sweet, sweet is life up here on Broken Arsed!  :D
And I am happy, I need not eat ba-naa-a-nas! 
Sweet, sweet, sweet is life up here on Broken Arsed!
Mice are nice and so is life when they’re asleep, o-ur stars!


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleaufHolzpflock.jpg)


** What a beautiful voice you have... We should get together and write something... **
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 12:19:54 pm
**  There continues to be some concern about the health and well-being of Director Raymille.  His Assistant assures us he's been under doctor's care, and she is doing her best to make sure the Producer doesn't aggravate his already delicate condition.  However, given the below photo taken just this morning of Mr. Raymille, questions as to his state of health continue. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redsuitbad.jpg)

**  You'll notice again the unfortunate pairing of red and black, the addition of white shoes ( :o), the odd cut of the jacket, and perhaps worst of all, the hideous curtain in front of which he stands.  Director Raymille hasn't been seen in such an unflattering photo since "The Incident" in 1987, which no one talks about, and for good reason.  Please continue to send him healing good wishes.  And make sure the Producer stays away from the set!  **
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Post by: cmr107 on June 27, 2006, 12:20:29 pm
%% Who knew that owls had such lovely voices? %%
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 27, 2006, 12:45:18 pm
%% Who knew that owls had such lovely voices? %%

%%personally I think Owlivia needs to get her feathered butt back over to the Harry Potter set before she misses her CUE!  Bird brain whomever said owls were smart was fooled by those friggin glasses  ::)  I'm getting tired of washing the Owl poop off my tent....the things we stars endure for our art.....%%

(http://www.cinemablend.com/images/reviews/971/_11221916921.jpg)

disgusting creatures...that ain't hay piled up there on the floor...they're as bad as bats
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Post by: Lumière on June 27, 2006, 12:50:34 pm
%% Who knew that owls had such lovely voices? %%


%%
I wonder if Owl Olivia has an agent or something?  I could hire her to entertain my sheep when they are restless at night and can't sleep ... well, that'll beat counting each other that's for sure...
Hmm.. gotta work on that idea ...

Especially for Vickee here ... who sleeps all day and can't get her sorry-behind to sleep at night ...

(http://www.farmwest.com/images/photogallery/pictures/counting%20sheep.JPG)


%%
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 27, 2006, 01:00:37 pm

%%
Especially for Vickee here ... who sleeps all day and can't get her sorry-behind to sleep at night ...

(http://www.farmwest.com/images/photogallery/pictures/counting%20sheep.JPG)

%%

**ROFLOL, Thanks Lucise I only wish I could sleep all day LOL  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 02:16:28 pm
(SCENE: MORNING)

YOUNG JACK:

((looks at the food with a puzzled expression then pulls out a can or two of beans, a distasteful look on his face))

%% Beans.... and bananas? %%

(http://www.rikkyo.ne.jp/~z5000002/tanzania/NYAKYUSA/foods/banana-beans-9109-015b-WM.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 02:18:47 pm
**  Due to the visionary stylings of Director Raymille, and the entire cast and crew who are committed to a cruelty-free production of BBM, PETA has given its official seal-of-approval to B.A.M. in recogntion of the substitution of bananas for elk.

PETA will continue to watch and see what cruelty-free alternatives are used for the dead sheep and the Thanksgiving turkey.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/PETA.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 27, 2006, 02:19:48 pm
(http://www.rikkyo.ne.jp/~z5000002/tanzania/NYAKYUSA/foods/banana-beans-9109-015b-WM.jpg)

%% A picture of beans AND bananas?  Now I really do believe the internet has everything. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on June 27, 2006, 02:24:04 pm
** Again, Celeste is absolutely right--  what is Mr. Raymille THINKING...  white shoes?  I'M thinking that maybe in a moment of newlywed playfulness Mr. Raymille and his recently acquired blushing beard bride switched shoes.  Obviously, the black shoes match his (unfortunate) black tie, and the white shoes on Mr. Raymille's feet were originally on wifey's, to complete her bridal wear ensemble.  Oh, those crazy, wacky, show-biz folks.  Let's hope the MRS. doesn't catch on to her hubby's 'casting couch antics'.   CONGRATULATIONS, MR. RAYMILLE!**

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/redwed.jpg)


** I MAY have been dreaming about this whole wedding thing....   sorry, Mr. Raymille!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on June 27, 2006, 02:37:35 pm

**this is your CD just dropping by to say Howdy!  I will not be back on set for another 8 hours, however I can check in ever’ in once in awhaal, jus to make sure the performance does not leapfrog over any scenes. Y’all are doin’ a FINE job, jus remember to take it NICE 'N SLOW.… make it last…**


==We are comin’ up on a pivotal scene is our show==

SCENE # 18 - ENNIS' SPONGE BATH



==Props Magician, FSD, Ocherstra, are you ready to make your contributions??==



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on June 27, 2006, 02:47:44 pm
**  Director Raymille is married??  :o ??? >:( ??? ::) :o >:(  **

((Indapaddock drops jar of sour sheep's milk ...))


** Well, if I knew that, I wouldn't have accepted his invitation to his couch last night .. :-\

(http://www.lonestarsteve.com/photos/lying_on_sofa.jpg)

I won't go into the details of what happened...but ... **

%% Awww...I feel so used ...  :'(  :'(  :'( %%


** I MAY have been dreaming about this whole wedding thing....   sorry, Mr. Raymille!**

%% Shyte!  Now she admits it!!   >:( %%

**  Hehe ... I didn't mean any of that folks, I slept in my own bed last night, and .. errr ... The Boss never issued an invitation telling me the precise time and what not to wear when showing up at his trailer after dark last night ...
Matter of fact, I never even saw the Boss last night, so I have no way of knowing that he was wearing his tight red panties ..

(http://www.awarelondon.com/acatalog/ArmaniEagleSwimBriefsRed3_MAIN.jpg)

 :-\

**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 03:11:48 pm
Young Ennis:


%% Why is he lookin at me?  Nothin' wrong with beans 'n banana.  Maybe I'm jes' over reactin'%%

Hey bud, if you ain' likin' that, mebbe we can shoot us some possum.


%%Oh good, now I'm soundin' like John Wayne%%


(( Ennis walks over to the tent and is clearly searching for something...))


%%Now where did I put that warshrag? I know I had it.%%


Terry, where you at?  You know I can't bathe none without ya.  You been ma soft cuddly rag for many baths now.



((Ennis looks back and sees Jack watching him))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 03:15:00 pm
**  FSD prepares set for Ennis's bath.  The notion of purification through bathing is ancient, and relates to the idea that water is a symbol of purity and holiness  We know that the connection between Ennis & Jack is a sacred union whose whole essence is the attempt to raise the mundane to the level of the sacred (we do know that, don't we?).   In the tradition of sacred ritual bathing as practiced throughout human history, Ennis's bath signals the preparation of his body and spirit for union beyond himself. **

**  Below is a photo of the bathing ritual of Hindus in the Ganges River in India.  **


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bathing.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 03:16:46 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((struggles with a can opener))

%% God, his hands must be a lot stronger than mine. Couldn't tell it from lookin' though. %%

((looks over at Ennis and grins))

Yeah, that catpiss smell gets to ya... I wouldn' mind bathin' myself...We could (**oops**)- I mean, I could after cookin' I guess. You want some a this hot water?

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Spillbeans.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 03:28:16 pm
**  FSD strategically places ritual bathing salts in water prior to Ennis's use to enhance chi.  FSD is concerned that chi is already more than enhanced, and additional enhancement could 'cause a chi overload of biblical proportions.  FSD is concerned that Jacks ziputton can't handle any more chi.  FSD adds salts anyway...  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bathingsalkts.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 03:35:38 pm
**  FSD strategically places ritual bathing salts in water prior to Ennis's use to enhance chi.  FSD is concerned that chi is already more than enhanced, and additional enhancement could 'cause a chi overload of biblical proportions.  FSD is concerned that Jacks ziputton can't handle any more chi.  FSD adds salts anyway...  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bathingsalkts.jpg)

** Salt, Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, Thyme..... We havin' Ennis Stew? **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 03:56:45 pm
Young Ennis:


((Ennnis busies himself looking for Terry. Getting very frustrated, starts flipping things over.))


%% Wha? Did he jus' say we?  No, I mus' be imaginin' this here stuff, but I really need my bath.  The smell is really gettin' bad.  Want to try to get real clean. %%


Yeah bud, I'll take some a that hot water, there.   


((Ennis slowly starts to strip off his clothes.  He is acutely aware of all these eyes on him.
Jack, cigar butt and low startle horse and the eye of the potato Jack is peeling.))


%%Well, I can't wait forever for Terry, I need to bathe, don't like standing here buck naked with all these eyes on me.  He's looking down, but I know he can see me.  I can feel those blue eyes burning into ma skin.%%

((Ennis shakes off an uneasy feeling and continues ta  search for Terry, his beloved washrag))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on June 27, 2006, 04:12:39 pm

==ok, take 10 ever' one!  The CD needs to consult with Director Raymille==

**If anyone knows the whereabouts of the following players who are due on the set

NOW!  would you please tell 'em to hustle their sorry asses to the set PRONTO!!**


Ennis's Warsh Rag - Alec
Jack's Pants - Melinda
Jack's Cigarettes - Barb
Jack's Zipbutton - ??


CD JT
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2006, 04:13:02 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Jesus, he's doin' that right in front a me?... Not that I mind, but still... %%

((clears his throat a little and concentrates on fixin' breakfast, peeling a potato very slowly, trying not to look up at the flawless skin he had so often dreamed about, lets his CIGARETTE dangle from his LIPS))

%% You know, I think I'd much rather have a banana right now. %%

((He grabs a banana and begins slowly removing its peel, but the soft texture of the banana skin and the white fruit beneath were not the most soothing things, given the circumstances.))

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Washingballs.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 04:20:53 pm
==ok, take 10 ever' one!  The CD needs to consult with Director Raymille==

**If anyone knows the whereabouts of the following players who are due on the set

NOW!  would you please tell 'em to hustle their sorry asses to the set PRONTO!!**


Ennis's Warsh Rag - Alec
Jack's Pants - Melinda
Jack's Cigarettes - Barb
Jack's Zipbutton - ??


CD JT


Don't forget about low startle horse and Cigar butt...
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on June 27, 2006, 04:26:14 pm

Don't forget about low startle horse and Cigar butt...

==Why Heath!!  You know they were on the call sheet this mornin', you were the one who requested a closed set for this scene!  Whassamatter boy, not so shy 'n bashful anymore, hunh??==

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 04:49:21 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Washingballs.jpg)

((The Props Magician has no idea what might be going on in Jack's mind and pants at that special moment but imagines, would it be music, it would sound approximately like Rimsky-Korsakov's "Flight of the Bumblebee."
She instructs the orchestra to play it while everybody is waiting for the warshrag...))
;D

(http://www.kammerorchester.de/images/orchester.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: e-bay-trader on June 27, 2006, 04:50:58 pm
**  Listen up Suckers!  And listen carefully ...
I have the Warsh Rag in my possession, away from the Priestess' Relic Storage room,
locked in a plastic bag ...


(http://www.caring-products.com/images/towelset1.jpg)


As a matter of fact, as we speak, his going-rate on E-GAY is sky-rocketting ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/EGL_nu.jpg)

He was finally sick of the treatment he was getting from the cast and crew on this set - from wiping Birthday cake messes to cleaning off pee from leaking sheep, and wiping off bodily fluids from a certain actor and a certain Director who shall both remain nameless ...  He has offered himself up for auction to the highest bidder ... and its all your faults ...Hehehe!!   :P  :P

**


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: moremojo on June 27, 2006, 04:54:04 pm
AN INTERPOLATION FROM A BIT-PLAYER:

Sashca1007 (Melinda) is unable at the moment to attend to her duties as Cigar Butt and that most holy relic, Jack's Pants. She has authorized me to fill in as understudy for the pants; I know I couldn't do as colorful an impression as she in this role, but I'll try my best, if it's okay with Mr. Raymille and all other participants. Let me know if you want me.

Scott (the once and future Bear)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 04:59:32 pm
AN INTERPOLATION FROM A BIT-PLAYER:

Sashca1007 (Melinda) is unable at the moment to attend to her duties as Cigar Butt and that most holy relic, Jack's Pants. She has authorized me to fill in as understudy for the pants; I know I couldn't do as colorful an impression as she in this role, but I'll try my best, if it's okay with Mr. Raymille and all other participants. Let me know if you want me.

Scott (the once and future Bear)

Funny away, Scott!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on June 27, 2006, 05:03:30 pm

**He was finally sick of the treatment he was getting from the cast and crew on this set - from wiping Birthday cake messes to cleaning off pee from leaking sheep, and wiping off bodily fluids from a certain actor and a certain Director who shall both remain nameless ...  He has offered himself up for auction to the highest bidder ... and its all your faults ...Hehehe!!   :P  :P
**



**
OMG!  Does anyone think that Terry Cloth was treated badly on the set???  Why...I never!!
I mean, we even got him a Golden Rack to lay his sorry-not-so-fluffy-behind on, didnt we??
And after all that laundering with lavender and the FSD's Bhudda Sacred Cloth thingie ...

"He has offered himself up for auction to the highest bidder ... "...WTF??  >:( ??? ???
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 05:03:40 pm
AN INTERPOLATION FROM A BIT-PLAYER:

Sashca1007 (Melinda) is unable at the moment to attend to her duties as Cigar Butt and that most holy relic, Jack's Pants. She has authorized me to fill in as understudy for the pants; I know I couldn't do as colorful an impression as she in this role, but I'll try my best, if it's okay with Mr. Raymille and all other participants. Let me know if you want me.

Scott (the once and future Bear)


Go for it Scott..I know Cigar butt needs to speak about my, uh, Ennis' body.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 05:04:54 pm
**
OMG!  Does anyone think that Terry Cloth was treated badly on the set???  Why...I never!!
I mean, we even got him a Golden Rack to lay his sorry-not-so-fluffy-behind on, didnt we??
And after all that laundering with lavender and the FSD's Bhudda Sacred Cloth thingie ...

"He has offered himself up for auction to the highest bidder ... "...WTF??  >:( ??? ???
**





Young Ennis:


TERRY!!!  You get your sorry gray fluffy butt back to my sorry white fluffy butt.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: moremojo on June 27, 2006, 05:06:05 pm
UNDERSTUDY FOR JACK'S PANTS:

%%Hoo-boy, it's gettin hot around here! My man's gettin sticky and sweaty with ol' Ennis over there cleaning hisself off. And the top part of me's gettin stretched real good again--damn, I'd like this zipper to be undone! I'm gettin a right good workout this summer on the mountain; never seen as much stretching as I've had up here.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 05:06:45 pm

** I want that warshrag!!!! 
And I bid two live elks!!!**
  :)

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Elch1.jpg)(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Elch2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: e-bay-trader on June 27, 2006, 05:14:54 pm

I want that warshrag!!!! 
And I bid two live elks!!!
  :)

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Elch1.jpg)(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Elch2.jpg)



**  You are starting to warm up! He-he ...
Remember that I said that the damp-wit WarshRag gave himself up to be auctioned...
So it's really up to him!!

Although his bids just keep getting higher and higher ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/EGL_nu_2-1.jpg)

 **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: southendmd on June 27, 2006, 05:43:11 pm
**I'm no elks-pert, but them elks looks like mooses**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: e-bay-trader on June 27, 2006, 05:44:52 pm

** I want that warshrag!!!! 
And I bid two live elks!!!**
  :)

** And ain't it funny that the owner of the very nest in which this pathetic rag was living is bidding .... ya can't cover your tracks, Owl!  We'll come for you next! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 05:55:17 pm
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/tRack_trp.jpg)


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 27, 2006, 05:57:27 pm
Let me know if you want me.

You Bet!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 27, 2006, 06:02:34 pm
**I'm no elks-pert, but them elks looks like mooses**

** Give that man a $100,000 tractor and sh*t! **  :)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: moremojo on June 27, 2006, 06:04:40 pm
EMERGENCY UNDERSTUDY FOR CIGAR BUTT:

%%Look at my man, all hangin' out in the open air, wiping hisself off with that ol' rag. My, I do wish he would ride me with all his clothes off like that sometime, and me with no saddle! I'm gettin frisky just thinking of it!

And look at ol' blue boy over there, peeling his banana, staring at it somethin terrible! I jest know he wants to look at my fella, but won't. Lucky I'm a horse--I can look at anything I please, no man will think twice of it. I kinda think pretty blue eyes there might want to be peeling another sort of banana right now--heh heh!%%

((Snorts in excitement)).
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on June 27, 2006, 06:15:42 pm
EMERGENCY UNDERSTUDY FOR CIGAR BUTT:

%%Look at my man, all hangin' out in the open air, wiping hisself off with that ol' rag. [/color]

((Snorts in excitement)).


%% 
What is Ennis warshing with??  Warsh Rag is very much absent from the set!  ???
Jeez, this production gets more chaotic by the minute ...

Oh Crap!  Better run!  Owl Ollie and her dumb-owl husband Oscar are crapping up a storm, and all over my sheep's heads .. >:(
Arrrgghhhhh!  Aren't they supposed to be sleeping ??  Who craps when they are sleeping anyway?  Arrgghhh!!  >:(


%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 06:19:30 pm
Young Ennis:

((Ennis, now naked, starts the slow process of washing himself with a different rag))

%%Well, its no Terry, but it will have to do.  I can see him peeling that spud from over here, but he's not looking at me.  Mebbe I have these feelin's all wrong, mebbe he's jes' a friendly guy, mebbe I wan' him ta look a me.%%


(( Ennis turns to Cigar butt, who is snorting like crazy))


Whoa, boy, what got ya all excited?  You hungry?  Why ya lookin at me like that? I ain't no piece a hay
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 07:01:03 pm
((Props Magician hasn't given up yet!))

Warshrag-auction, next try:  ;D

One elkherd? Here we go:


(http://k43.pbase.com/v3/51/387851/2/48013025.elkherd.jpg)


I want that warshrag!!!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: e-bay-trader on June 27, 2006, 07:11:37 pm
((Props Magician hasn't given up yet!))

Warshrag-auction, next try:  ;D


%%

This Prop Magician person must think that I got shyte for brains ...

%%

** 
That is possibly the sorriest excuse for a herd I ever saw ... you better believe it!  ::)
And there are less than 48 hours before Terry Cloth goes to the highest bidder!
Ya better believe it!!  
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: moremojo on June 27, 2006, 07:21:25 pm
ANOTHER INTERPOLATION FROM INTERLOPING UNDERSTUDY:

Just letting all and sundry know that I will be off-set till tomorrow. Perhaps by that time, Melinda will be available once more to qive saucy voice to the Most Precious Pants and to faithful ol' Cigar Butt. Many appy polly loggies for my overhasty reflections on Ennis warshing with a phantom rag--just had to say something about my favorite nekkid cowboy! Thanks for letting me play!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on June 27, 2006, 07:31:26 pm
%%

This Prop Magician person must think that I got shyte for brains ...

%%

** 
That is possibly the sorriest excuse for a herd I ever saw ... you better believe it!  ::)
And there are less than 48 hours before Terry Cloth goes to the highest bidder!
Ya better believe it!!  
**


((Props Magician is severely hurt!))

**Okay, e-gay-trader! I'm outta here. As far as I'm concerned, you can donate ol' Terry cloth to the old clothes collection! Who needs that smelly rag anyways??**
  >:(


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: vkm91941 on June 27, 2006, 09:34:21 pm
~~Inspector Moose here, Scotland Yard...I understand there have been reports of a possible rag-napping and  rag slavery...Who can fill me in on the details?  Where's Lewis? I want Lewis!    LEW-is!  The others didn't seem to want to discuss it. It's a very funny thing, but as soon as someone doesn't want to discuss something, I do. ~~

(http://www.muleymadness.com/deerinfo/images/moose.jpg)

**assuming of course that this all still just in good fun and part of the proceedings...remember the secret of a happy life is to know when to stop - and then go that bit further.**

%%apologies to Inspector Morse and the BBC for the paraphrasing%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 10:27:41 pm


(( An exhausted but jubilant TERRY CLOTH slowly makes his way up the road and back onset.  He is triumphant, having won his freedom from the UNSCRUPULOUS EBAY TRADERS, but understandably tired.  GENTLE BREEZE welcomes him back with the sweet smells of jasmine and lavender, and FSD wafts other life-affirming scents and chants over him.  TERRY CLOTH is glad to be back on the B.A.M. set, safe and sound, where he is loved. ))

TERRY CLOTH: 

Good to see you, Friends!  I am a thankful textile because I stand among you again tonight.  I have learned that it is a scary world out there, and one should remain among friends.  I'm not heading off this set again for another four effen' years.  Now, I need to rest up so that I can testify at e-bay-trader's upcoming trial.  Can I sleep before my set appearance, please?!

** And if I am needed before I wake, can someone just paste my initial soliloquy from the Dream Sequence?  I'm soooooo tired.......  **

(( TERRY CLOTH wipes sweaty brow with his own corner and falls asleep. ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Front-Ranger on June 27, 2006, 10:32:46 pm
SHEEPHERDER #1: Bueno noche, warshrag. Sombre bueno.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 10:36:21 pm
SHEEPHERDER #1: Bueno noche, warshrag. Sombre bueno.


TERRY CLOTH: 

Does that mean you can wipe up any new sheep pee while I get some rest?  I hope so... being kidnapped can wear a cloth out.  Gracias, Amigo.   :)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 10:41:02 pm
Young Ennis:

((Ennis, now naked, starts the slow process of washing himself with a different rag))

%%Well, its no Terry, but it will have to do.  I can see him peeling that spud from over here, but he's not looking at me.  Mebbe I have these feelin's all wrong, mebbe he's jes' a friendly guy, mebbe I wan' him ta look a me.%%


(( Ennis turns to Cigar butt, who is snorting like crazy))


Whoa, boy, what got ya all excited?  You hungry?  Why ya lookin at me like that? I ain't no piece a hay

__________________________________________________________________________-



Young Ennis:

(( Looks over to the back of the tent and see Terry, his favorite warshrag))

%% Well, hell too late now, I'm half warshed up already, where da hell did that come from?  I thought I looked all over...%%
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Post by: e-bay-trader on June 27, 2006, 10:48:31 pm
%%
Haha..Inspector Moose indeed...
%%

** Seriously folks, you might have an item I am looking for ....


(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g230/tbetemp/EGL_nu_2-2.jpg)


**  Warsh Rag, if you are listening ...  There is alot of cash in this for you... This is an opportunity of a lifetime !!!  :(  **



%%
Not to self, try not to deal in warsh rags in the future ... many heavier items like Jeans ..
Come to think of it ....
%%
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Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 10:52:55 pm
__________________________________________________________________________-



Young Ennis:

(( Looks over to the back of the tent and see Terry, his favorite warshrag))

%% Well, hell too late now, I'm half warshed up already, where da hell did that come from?  I thought I looked all over...%%



TERRY CLOTH:  (voicing the wish that is on the mind of devoted Ennis fans everywhere):  Ennis, wait!  Please warsh up with me too!!

**  And everyone else, please pray that I do not have to enter the Federal Warshcloth Protection Program... I don't want to be away from y'all again.  **
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Post by: Ray on June 27, 2006, 10:58:13 pm
** SECURITY ANNOUNCMENT **

  ** I have just been alerted by Production Security and Set Police to the shocking news that our valued Cast mate was momentarily kidnapped and held for ransom.  Overjoyed that Terry fought bravely for his own release, it concerns me that the unscrupulous kidnapper/s are still at large.  Initial DNA testing of the area where Terry was nabbed has provided 56765852845 suspects including one bear.  Please note, until this E-gay Trader is caught and punished, no expense has been spared in doubling the security of our Cast & Crew, and the extra dinner fork placed in everyone's trailer may be kept as a souvenir after all this nonsense is over.  I ask that if anyone can provide information on the identity of the kidnapper/s, that they contact Inspector Moose immediately, and any information given that leads to the capture of perpetrators will afford the giver a reward of FOUR pre loved Casting Couches from my personal collection.  I ask that future threats such as this might be dealt with calmer heads in my absence.  Remember, An E-gay seller cannot sell if he/she/it has no buyers! We are nearing disclosure of the offender with the recent discovery of the below note in a bin three blocks away from a fabulous little restaurant where I like to take out of town guests in my free time. **

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Exhibit1a.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on June 27, 2006, 10:58:53 pm
Young Ennis:


(( Looks over at the warshrag and feels just awful, scoots over and picks it up))

%% Come her' littlle darlin', I saved the important parts fer you%%
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Post by: Ray on June 27, 2006, 11:04:17 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/AllAboutthePie.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on June 27, 2006, 11:04:18 pm

**  And everyone else, please pray that I do not have to enter the Federal Warshcloth Protection Program... I don't want to be away from y'all again.  **

%%
What is all this talk about WarshCloth Protecting ...wtf..?  ???
%%

** Mr Terry Cloth, are you ok?  Glad to see you back here!   :-\  **



** Good work Director!!  I'd do anything to get one of your pre-loved couches...specially the one we ..ummm... occupied together last night ..   :-X

Bravo Boss...Bravo   !!!!  (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/animhandclap.gif)**
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Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 11:09:31 pm
Young Ennis:


(( Looks over at the warshrag and feels just awful, scoots over and picks it up))

%% Come her' littlle darlin', I saved the important parts fer you%%

(( So excited to be reunited with YOUNG ENNIS, our exhausted but goobly-eyed TERRY CLOTH takes the steps two and two, stammering... ))

TERRY CLOTH: son of a cloth, son of a cloth...

(( Then, and as easily as the right water turns soap into suds, .... ))
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 11:20:03 pm
**  FSD places Quan Yin (Lady Buddha) on set near Warshrag.  Quan Yin is believed to help with healing.  When placed within a room she is said to cleanse the environment of negative influences (such as disruptive issues, kidnapping attempts and arguments). Quan yin is the eternal protector of all woman and children  goobly bits and, most importantly, Warshrags, especially ones responsible for gently warshing beloved goobly bits. She also represents universal compassion, and love. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Goddess.jpg)

%%  Warshrag, firmly ensconsed in young Ennis's goobly bits (wherever the hell that phrase came from anyway!), should be feeling fine and fully fluffed in no time at all.  %%
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 11:22:44 pm
**  FSD whispers to Warshrag that a ritual bathing kit is available for use if necessary.  It will be hidden in the folds of the tent if required.  FSD is not sure what candle is for, but suggests Warshrag and Ennis improvise with kit contents.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bathritualkit.gif)
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Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 11:29:41 pm
**  FSD places Quan Yin (Lady Buddha) on set near Warshrag.  Quan Yin is believed to help with healing.  When placed within a room she is said to cleanse the environment of negative influences (such as disruptive issues, illness and arguments).  **

TERRY CLOTH:

** Can Quan Yin cleanse my environment of disruptive and argumentative kidnappers?  Would be a nice change for me, I tell ya.   **

((Recovering from his misadventure, the still-ragged TERRY CLOTH begins to recover his moxie.))

** Thanks, FSD.  You can cleanse me anytime!  **
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 27, 2006, 11:37:09 pm
TERRY CLOTH:

** Can Quan Yin cleanse my environment of disruptive and argumentative kidnappers?  Would be a nice change for me, I tell ya.   **

((Recovering from his misadventure, the still-ragged TERRY CLOTH begins to recover his moxie.))

** Thanks, FSD.  You can cleanse me anytime!  **


** Original FSD post has been modified to more correctly and accurately reflect that Quan Yin CAN cleanse your environment of those pesky kidnappers.  **

**  While you're at it, Terry, you might want to try some special Feng Shui soaps.  It'll make everyone feel better.

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/soaps.jpg)

Each element has particular qualities it is supposed to enhance:

Earth:   truth, stability, patience, compassion, honesty and faith
Water:  communication, wisdom, reflection and ambition
Wood:   creativity, fertility, generosity, growth, career and family
Fire:       courtesy, courage, joy, love, spirit, life and passion
Metal:    morality, justice, rhythm, ethics, order and education **


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 11:45:20 pm
**  FSD whispers to Warshrag that a ritual bathing kit is available for use if necessary.  It will be hidden in the folds of the tent if required.  FSD is not sure what candle is for, but suggests Warshrag and Ennis improvise with kit contents.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bathritualkit.gif)


TERRY CLOTH, (( ensconsed and swirling, all a-goobly  )) : 

** I'm not sure YOUNG ENNIS will go for the candle.  Maybe I'd better hang onto it for OLDER ENNIS, maybe he'll be more relaxed ... we'll see!  Don't want YOUNG ENNIS to tell me to git the f* off of him... that would SO not be the point of this humble exercise!   ;)  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on June 27, 2006, 11:50:11 pm
** Original FSD post has been modified to more correctly and accurately reflect that Quan Yin CAN cleanse your environment of those pesky kidnappers.  **

**  While you're at it, Terry, you might want to try some special Feng Shui soaps.  It'll make everyone feel better.

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/soaps.jpg)

TERRY MOXIE-IS-BACK-LIKE-HE-NEVER-GOT-SNATCHED-FROM-HIS-NAP-IN-THE-OWL'S-NEST CLOTH:

**  Do I get to chose on whom I rub which soap?  Could be a sweet life!  Thanks, FSD!!   ;)  **
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Post by: Daniel on June 28, 2006, 12:47:08 am
** AN ANNOUNCEMENT: COURTNEY WILL BE ACTING AS YOUNG JACK FROM 8:00 PM WEDNESDAY 6/28 UNTIL NOON SATURDAY 7/1
AS SADDENED AS I AM BY THIS DEVELOPMENT, I KNOW I LEAVE THIS CHARACTER IN GOOD HANDS.
**
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Post by: Daniel on June 28, 2006, 12:59:27 am
YOUNG JACK:

(( Tries desperately to keep from looking at Ennis as he finishes his cigarette, places his perfectly peeled bananas in a nearby dish, and leans back into the log near the campfire.))

Hey Ennis....? I don't mean nothin' by this. I really don't. But why were you talking to yer warshrag? You had that'un with you fer a while or somethin'?
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 28, 2006, 02:38:23 am
** AN ANNOUNCEMENT: COURTNEY WILL BE ACTING AS YOUNG JACK FROM 8:00 PM WEDNESDAY 6/28 UNTIL NOON SATURDAY 7/1 **


** That Courtney is: **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: vkm91941 on June 28, 2006, 03:31:05 am
Attention! REWARD     


~~May I have your Attention Please..... Once again for those who have yet been interrogated I mean question by me, I am Inspector Moose of Scotland Yard. 

(http://www.muleymadness.com/deerinfo/images/moose.jpg)

I am sure we are all relieved to know that our dear friend; The Warsh Rag, has escaped the clutches of that fiend "E-Bay-Trader" =boo, boo, hiss, hiss= but there has still been a crime committed.  So I am authorized to offer a reward of a 1 year supply of :

TisWiz Lamb Feed..that magically enhanced lamb feed developed by the students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

(http://www.tizwhizfeeds.com/images/pics/lamb.jpg)

To anyone who offers us information that leads to the apprehension of the degenerate criminal known as "E-Bay-Trader" =boo, boo, hiss, hiss=  This Of course is in addtion to the lovely set of 4 ( count em four) previously loved couches that MR Raymille has so unselfishly offer as well

This VERY Generous offer has been made possible by the gracious assistance of Owllivia who is an indispensable part of the Harry Potter cast and crew.~~

**Coded messages, kidnapping - (hic) right up my street. It's not a bad way to start the day. I always drink at lunchtime. It helps my imagination. That's why I want it - to think. I don't drink for pleasure!...well not usually but there's always time for one more Pint**

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/Moose-Sunset.jpg)

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Post by: e-bay-trader on June 28, 2006, 03:32:13 am
** SECURITY ANNOUNCMENT **


%%
Glad to see that Mr Director here has a sense of humour
..hehe..
%%


** Mr Raymille,  you will find that there has been no "Kidnap" ...
Infact, your 'trusted' Warsh Rag sent me this letter only few days ago ...


(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g230/tbetemp/TCLtt.jpg)

So you can call off your  Inspector MooseHead ...
Better still talk to Mr-Thinks-He-Is-Smart-WarshRag ... (Who was willing to dish out secrets from your BAM Production that I am not willing to repeat ...For now... :-X

**
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Post by: Pipedream on June 28, 2006, 04:20:33 am
((In the evening young Olli Owl wakes up and is devastated))

**Mummy, Mummy! My blanket's gone! Ya know, the fluffy one with that adorably bad smell you got me from the High Priestess' relics room! I just woke up and it was gone! I want it back! Mummy please! Hooo, hooo!**  :'(

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/JungeEule.jpg)

** Shhhh...! Don't worry, lil' Darlin. Your blanket is back on set and, at the moment, they are going after the evil person that stole it. I don't think we can get it back up here, but I promise you: your Mummy will soon be making enough money to buy you tons of new fluffy blankets! You know, I'm becoming famous! Over on the Potter set I already beat old Hedwig in popularity. And here... well, it can only be a question of time until they realize who deserves an award for Best Supporting Actor here. Peeing sheep? Sleepy bears? Horny pants'n zippers? Pah! ** >:(

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/StrengeEule.jpg)

** Anyways, Darlin,' I'm off for a while. Must give an interview, ya know!**
  ;)

((Owl Olivia casts a scrutinizing eye over the set where everybody seems to settle down for the night. Satisfied with herself and the world, she drops a little owl crap over one of the actors' trailers))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Jagdflug1.jpg)


 
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Post by: Ray on June 28, 2006, 05:28:31 am

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/StatlerWaldorf-10.gif)
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Post by: FuzzyChanny on June 28, 2006, 10:11:08 am
*Elk decides she doesn't know what she is supposed to be doing so does Charleston across the set just to confuse everyone. She is also pleased with the decision to use Bananas instead of being shot! ;D*

*Elk then decides she is going to do her other role and pees on Chliean sheep herder 2's foot!  ;D Ahhh thats better. Peeing sheep/elk is pleased with her acting skills*

**Yeah you would pick me, damn sheep**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on June 28, 2006, 10:19:34 am
**Partner, as senior sheepherder here I would advise you, if you're thinkin of putting that sheep-peed, warshrag dusted gaucho boot up fr auction on E-Bay, think again! (and give me right of first refusal!)**
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 28, 2006, 10:40:51 am
**  Director Raymille seems to be feeling a bit better.  Turns out he's been going through a bit of an existential crisis the last few days as new information about his family has come to light.  An old family friend revealed a heretofore hidden photo of his mother and "Aunt", throwing Mr. Raymille into a bit of a tizzy.  He just discovered that his "Aunt Zelda" was not really his Aunt, and the Daddy he thought abandoned him was just a turkey baster. **

** Which is Director Raymille's biological/birth mother? 
The strong resemblance speaks for itself!! **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/drag1.jpg)

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Post by: Ellemeno on June 28, 2006, 11:35:40 am
(( So excited to be reunited with YOUNG ENNIS, our exhausted but goobly-eyed TERRY CLOTH takes the steps two and two, stammering... ))

TERRY CLOTH: son of a cloth, son of a cloth...

(( Then, and as easily as the right water turns soap into suds, .... ))

%% I love these beautiful lines. 
They are a witty and tender reference to the movie,
Brokeback Mountain,
which this long and winding thread,
if increasingly distant memory serves,
is a loving parody of. %%
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 28, 2006, 12:10:10 pm
** FSD strategically places the mandala at the apex of the tent poles, watching light radiate out onto the entire set, creating an atmosphere of harmony, cooperation and trust.  Entire cast and crew can move confidently forward today knowing that the production is proceeding in the spirit of fun and good will in which it was intended.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/mandala2.gif)
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Post by: welliwont on June 28, 2006, 12:36:11 pm
==HEADS UP PEOPLE!!!  THE NEXT SCENE (AFTER THIS ONE FINISHES) IS:

SCENE # 19 - THE BELT BUCKLE FLICK  /  ENNIS FINALLY SMILES AT JACK!   YEEHAW!


SCENE WILL COMMENCE WHENEVER THE PRESENT SCENE CONCLUDES.

THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:


Can o’ BetterMost
Ennis
Ennis’ Pants
Jack
Jack’s Pants
Jack's Zipbutton
Young Whiskey Bottle
Jack’s cigarette
[/size]


THE FOLLOWING CAST MEMBERS MAY WISH TO IMPROVISE IF THE SPIRIT MOVES THEM:

Warsh Rag (our break-out star of the moment)
Props Magician (as always)
FSD (as always)
Sun (as always)
Olivia Owl
Lucy the Blue Heeler
Mika The Musical Dumass Mule
Dumass Mule #27
Peeing Sheep
The Fly
any other thespian who cares to jump in==


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Post by: alec716 on June 28, 2006, 01:27:37 pm

(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g230/tbetemp/TCLtt.jpg)

So you can call off your  Inspector MooseHead ...
Better still talk to Mr-Thinks-He-Is-Smart-WarshRag ... (Who was willing to dish out secrets from your BAM Production that I am not willing to repeat ...For now... :-X

**


TERRY CLOTH: 

** Great, that UNSCRUPULOUS E-BAY-TRADER has now added obvious forgery to his/her/their list of crimes.  Anyone who knows me knows that I loved that lime-green casting couch and cried to see it go.  Since EBT has now tried to impersonate me, EBT shall henceforth be known as a Rag Queen.  **

**  All this fuss because I go try to take a nap with that cute, fuzzy Director... um, I mean Baby Owl ... and lose control of my destiny for a while there.  The great sadness of the northern plains had rolled down upon me, but FSD and the love of my fellow cast members have feng shui'd me right back on track.  ***

(( TERRY CLOTH blows sudsy air-kisses at all B.A.M. participants and accidently extinguishes flames on FSD's strategically-placed candles. ))

TERRY CLOTH:  Oooops, sorry.  Anyone got a match?
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 28, 2006, 01:36:09 pm
**  Apparently Director Raymille is trying to keep a low profile in the midst of the media storm following recent revelations about his "Aunt Zelda" by wearing dark sunglasses at all times.  It has not been determined if he's also wearing a wig, or is just having a bad hair day.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/drag2.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 28, 2006, 01:43:18 pm

(( TERRY CLOTH blows sudsy air-kisses at all B.A.M. participants and accidently extinguishes flames on FSD's strategically-placed candles. ))


** FSD assures Terry that Mr. Raymille has made provisions for a "Keeper of the Flame", a full-time crew member dedicated exclusively to candles and incense.  No worries about any flames being extinguished for long.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/candles.jpg)

** It is this wise sage in fact who instructed young Jack on the fine art of inserting his boot fully in the fire without harming himself or his boots.  **
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 28, 2006, 01:52:25 pm
%% If I didn't hate the term "fag hag" so much, I'd point out that I am, myself, becoming quite a Rag Hag. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on June 28, 2006, 01:53:23 pm
(( Meanwhile ...
Back at the sheep playground, Indapaddock catches up on the latest news from his "Brown Sheep Journal" ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bShNws.jpg)

))

%%
Jeez...so a little sad wet ol' rag got into abit of a mess...BooHoo!  ::)
This paper is really going down hill these days ... I miss the good all days when we got a brand new Sheep recipe ...Sheep's milk recipe every day...
%%

((Looks over and sees ....

(http://www.fjrowners.ws/forum/messages/2653/4914.jpg)

))

= Oi! What are you lot looking at down there??  I hope it's not that blasted rag again ...
If anyone has swallowed the Rag, spit it out at once!
Last thing I need is some Moose trampling over my trailer asking questions... >:(

I said git away from the rag now!!  How did he get away from Owllie's nest in the first place??  Argghhhh...  =
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Post by: Pipedream on June 28, 2006, 02:37:10 pm
((Owl Olivia returnes to the BAM set in a very good mood. She has just been interviewed for the magazine "Owls Monthly," where people treated her like a true movie star, which, of course, she is! Brimming with pride and new energy, she is humming an old song!))

** Movie star, movie star, I think I am a movie star!!!**   :D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/MovieStarKopie.jpg)

%% That lil' trip was friggin amazing! How all these fans wanted pictures and autographs! And how grateful they were!!! %%  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulewirdbewundertKopie.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulenbildKopie.jpg)

%% Gawd, the others will turn the colour of owl poop with envy
when they see my new business card!! %%
  ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen-GraphikKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on June 28, 2006, 02:47:07 pm
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen-GraphikKopie.jpg)

%%
Gotta grab me one of them Ollie bizness cards! 
Lord knows when I may need to order an emergency poop-on-a-head job!
%%


** Bravo on becoming a STAR Olivia!!  What does Oscar think about all this??   :D **


%%
Crap!  Now I won't get a wink from the unwanted singing all night...
I wish the Harry Porter people can hire the lil rodent-hunter full time and git her away from here... :-\
Uggghhh!!
%%

** Bravo!  Bravo!  **
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Post by: Pipedream on June 28, 2006, 03:11:56 pm
((Back up in the Owls' Appartment (Olivia refuses to call it a "nest")
Owl Oscar greets his girl cheerfully and, well, lustily...))  ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/OliviaundOscarKopie.jpg) 
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 28, 2006, 04:59:47 pm
%%I cannot believe all this turmoil, pooping owls (I swear that bird has it in for me) chanting fanatics burning incense and desperados kidnapping actors for AUCTION!  It's enough to give a girl a case of the vapors.....

(http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/michelle-williams/michelle-williams03.jpg)

Uhmm so everyone meet Rusty....my new bodyguard...

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/RJpic05.jpg)

he will be guarding my precious alabaster body, constantly,  day and night until that villian E-Bay Trader is brought to justice%%
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Post by: alec716 on June 28, 2006, 05:05:00 pm
Uhmm so everyone meet Rusty....my new bodyguard...

he will be guarding my precious alabaster body, constantly,  day and night until that villian E-Bay Trader is brought to justice%%


TERRY CLOTH:  ** But who is guarding Rusty?  Can I volunteer?!   ;)  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on June 28, 2006, 05:06:17 pm

%%
 :o  :o

One word: SHAZAM!!!
Forget guarding silly Alma!  Who is guarding THIS body ??
   :o

%%

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/RJpic05.jpg)

he will be guarding my precious alabaster body, constantly,  day and night until that villian E-Bay Trader is brought to justice%%

I better go for a swim or something ...


%%
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Post by: vkm91941 on June 28, 2006, 05:09:36 pm
%%
 :o  :o

One word: SHAZAM!!!
Forget guarding silly Alma!  Who is guarding THIS body ??
   :o

I better go for a swim or something ...


%%

%% hehehehe  ::) I know ain't he just the cutest thing and sooo nice too....another totally package like Mr Gyllenhaal according to all reports....Mr. Rusty Joiner..and ladies he's single, 30, and STRAIGHT as the day is long%%
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Post by: DeeDee on June 28, 2006, 07:01:33 pm
YOUNG JACK:

(( Tries desperately to keep from looking at Ennis as he finishes his cigarette, places his perfectly peeled bananas in a nearby dish, and leans back into the log near the campfire.))

Hey Ennis....? I don't mean nothin' by this. I really don't. But why were you talking to yer warshrag? You had that'un with you fer a while or somethin'?

Young Ennis:

((Washing himself now, with his Terry, turns to see Jack, straining not to look at him.  A tiny volcano erupts in his bellly, finding this a little exciting.))

Wha'cha talkin' 'bout bud? Uh, I didn' say nuthin'.  Mebbe you hear a ky-ote or sumpin'.

%% A ky-ote?  Jes' shoot me know, cause I ain't sayin' nuthin' right with this here boy. Can't tell him 'bout my Terry.  Too personal.
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Post by: alec716 on June 28, 2006, 07:41:06 pm
Young Ennis:

%% A ky-ote?  Jes' shoot me know, cause I ain't sayin' nuthin' right with this here boy. Can't tell him 'bout my Terry.  Too personal.


TERRY CLOTH: 

**  That's right, Ennis, too personal.  Don't tell him what we share.  Wouldn't want to give this Jack guy any ideas about any loves that don't hardly never dare speak their names.   ;)  **

(( TERRY CLOTH blushes for having gone a little Wilde here. ))
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Post by: Ellemeno on June 28, 2006, 07:42:35 pm
(( TERRY CLOTH blushes for having gone a little Wilde here. ))

%% That WARSH RAG, goin' fer the Oscar. %%

;)
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Post by: Meryl on June 28, 2006, 11:06:14 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka1.jpg)

The High Priestess wishes to announce her return to the set of B.A.M. after a brief hiatus.  She is now available for counseling sessions, soul healings, career consultations, photo ops and tongue cleansings on a first-come, first-serve basis.*

**Note to Secky (short for Sexual Being Raymille--we go WAY back).  Sorry to have left the premises so suddenly, dear, but Hoss and I decided it was imperative to take a little unscheduled fishing trip to work out our relationship.   I'm happy to say that things are going swimmingly, and I'm back to resume my duties with, shall we say, a new sparkle!  Tee hee!**

%%Gawd, the boy is tireless!  If dear Heath has any of the same genes as Hoss, and I can't see how he couldn't, then it's a bloody miracle that Michelle Williams is ever able to stop smiling long enough to shoot a scene!!  :P   I'm off this minute to get a case of Madame Schwannstucker's Banana von Schwarzenegger Tonic to see me through the next few days...%%



*HP wishes to thank the fabulous Lypsinka for lending her image to these proceedings

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Post by: cmr107 on June 29, 2006, 02:27:25 am
((The Props Magician has no idea what might be going on in Jack's mind and pants at that special moment but imagines, would it be music, it would sound approximately like Rimsky-Korsakov's "Flight of the Bumblebee."
She instructs the orchestra to play it while everybody is waiting for the warshrag...))
;D


YOUNG JACK:

%% What's this buzzing in my head? Damn, I can't think of anything but what he's warshin' right now. Alright, focus on peelin' the spuds, don't cut off your finger. %%
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Post by: Ray on June 29, 2006, 05:00:53 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/AllAbouttheSpuds.jpg)
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Post by: MaineWriter on June 29, 2006, 06:41:20 am
YOUNG JACK:

%% What's this buzzing in my head? Damn, I can't think of anything but what he's warshin' right now. Alright, focus on peelin' the spuds, don't cut off your finger. %%

((Lucy the blue heeler appears, magically out of nowhere and looks around, trying to figure out what's going on. Hm, Jack's peeling potatoes, Ennis is warshing up. Lucy heads over to where Ennis is.))

WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
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Post by: Pipedream on June 29, 2006, 07:07:56 am

((Hours of happy owl-lovemaking later...))
;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulenflsternKopie.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 29, 2006, 07:59:07 am
** FSD sprinkles Happiness all around set in preparation for today's events, should there be any. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Happiness.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 29, 2006, 11:08:30 am
**  FSD is just returning from Guilin, China for a spiritual sabbatical and Feng Shui conference.  There seem to be no cowboys in Guilin.  So FSD has returned here.  Oddly, there seem to be no cowboys here either.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/GuiLin.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/guiline1.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/guilinfog.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 29, 2006, 12:42:04 pm
((Looks Left))

((Looks Right))

%% HMMmm %%

= GIT YER LAZY ARSES ON THIS SET YOU ACTORS! =

%% Farkeen Actors!  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 29, 2006, 01:19:40 pm
** Mr. Raymille, Sir, where are we in the production?  I'm your lovely assistant, and I don't know where we're headed next, I imagine some others are also unsure.  Help! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 29, 2006, 01:30:34 pm
** Will someone please tell me what direction we are going in?  I am not going to tolerate standing around all day.  We have Jack's replacement on standby and I cannot keep washing forever, (no offense Terry).  Now until I am told what scene we are up to, I will be in my trailer, because now I have a headache.  This is no way to treat a STAR!!**
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Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 01:43:10 pm
** Will someone please tell me what direction we are going in?  I am not going to tolerate standing around all day.  We have Jack's replacement on standby and I cannot keep washing forever, (no offense Terry).  Now until I am told what scene we are up to, I will be in my trailer, because now I have a headache.  This is no way to treat a STAR!!**

(( Ennis storms off into his trailer ...slams the door.
And what does he do next?  Jumps into the shower ....

(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/corbis/DGT446/CB107627.jpg)

))

%%
I don't understand actors!  He complains about warshing over and over for hours ...
and then gets back to his trailer and jumps into the shower!?!   ???
The Boss is right ... Actors!!!  ::)
%%
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Post by: alec716 on June 29, 2006, 01:51:42 pm
((Looks Left))

((Looks Right))

%% HMMmm %%

= GIT YER LAZY ARSES ON THIS SET YOU ACTORS! =

%% Farkeen Actors!  %%

TERRY CLOTH:

** Sorry, Mr. Raymille, I was meeting with the Prosecutor about this weeks' unfortunate events and our Quest for Justice.  **

HEY ENNIS!!! DON'T GET OUT OF THE SHOWER YET... HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!

(( TERRY CLOTH smirks, knowing that, yet again, at least half the known world is jealous of his goobly proximity to ENNIS. ))

%% YEEHAW!! %%
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Post by: Meryl on June 29, 2006, 02:03:57 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka7.jpg)

((The High Priestess arrives on set, determined to take action))

**Where is that recalcitrant piece of linen?!**

((Directed to Heath's trailer, the HP enters without knocking and finds Mr. Terry Cloth and the star in close communion))

**Excuse me, Heath darling, but I must ask that you conclude your interview with Mr. Cloth immediately.  His presence is required in the Sacred Relic Room.  A delegation from the World Linen Conference is waiting to discuss his appearance as a Surprise Celebrity Guest at their convention in Zurich this weekend.  There is not a moment to lose!**

((Heath places the reluctant TC in the manicured hand of the HP, who places him securely in his plastic bag and whisks him away, not without an appreciative backward glance at the gleaming form of Mr. Ledger, who retires to complete his ablutions.))
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Post by: Meryl on June 29, 2006, 02:26:21 pm
((Before returning to base camp and the WLC delegation, the High Priestess has words with Miss Anke Spanky))

**I am looking to you to have more control over the Sacred Relics in future.  That E-Gay episode was just as I feared.  The next important Relic to appear is JACK'S FLATTENED HARMONICA.  See that you guard him well!!**

%% I'm surrounded by incompetents the efficiency-challenged...%%

 ::)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 29, 2006, 03:18:33 pm
Young Ennis:

((Ennis wipes himself down and puts his clothes on, trying not too look at Jack, but cannot help himself))

Hey bud, ya gonna peel tha' potato all day or ya gonna cook somethin'? I'm real horn..uh hungry after that long bath.

%% Ok, I'm jes gonna go fer it...deep breath..%%

Mebbe after we eat, we can share us a whiskey 'fore I go to tha sheep
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Post by: alec716 on June 29, 2006, 03:55:27 pm

**Where is that recalcitrant piece of linen?!**

((Directed to Heath's trailer, the HP enters without knocking and finds Mr. Terry Cloth and the star in close communion))

**Excuse me, Heath darling, but I must ask that you conclude your interview with Mr. Cloth immediately.  His presence is required in the Sacred Relic Room.  A delegation from the World Linen Conference is waiting to discuss his appearance as a Surprise Celebrity Guest at their convention in Zurich this weekend.  There is not a moment to lose!**

((Heath places the reluctant TC in the manicured hand of the HP, who places him securely in his plastic bag and whisks him away, not without an appreciative backward glance at the gleaming form of Mr. Ledger, who retires to complete his ablutions.))


TERRY CLOTH: 

HEY WAIT, Lady, wait, get offa me ... we wasn't hardly... he ain't all abluted yet...

** Oh well, here I am, losin' control a my destiny again.  Not so sure I believe this Zurich story.  Am I gettin' re-sanctifated or relicized or sumpin'?  **

(( PLASTIC BAG muffles remaining muttering emanating from TERRY CLOTH.  SHEEP, CAST, and CREW applaud his silencing.   ;)  ))
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Post by: cmr107 on June 29, 2006, 04:01:30 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Surprised, smiles at Ennis.))

Friend, whiskey sounds real good. We got plenty.

%% That's one of the two things I need right now... %%
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Post by: Pipedream on June 29, 2006, 04:08:01 pm
((Before returning to base camp and the WLC delegation, the High Priestess has words with Miss Anke Spanky))

**I am looking to you to have more control over the Sacred Relics in future.  That E-Gay episode was just as I feared.  The next important Relic to appear is JACK'S FLATTENED HARMONICA.  See that you guard him well!!**

%% I'm surrounded by incompetents the efficiency-challenged...%%
 ::)

%% So she wants more security, hunh? Silly old hag. Had she been on set rather than foolin around with young guys and undergo useless beauty-treatments, all this wouldn't have happened!! %%

** Oh dearest High Priestess! I've heard your plea and took action immediately! I've brought you a nice safe to store your sacred stuff in:

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Tresor2.jpg)(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Tresor.jpg)

... and a handsome young guy to guard it additionally. Hope everything will go smooth from now on! **  ;D
 
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redneckkevin.jpg)

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Post by: Meryl on June 29, 2006, 04:20:16 pm
HEY WAIT, Lady, wait, get offa me ... we wasn't hardly... he ain't all abluted yet...

** Oh well, here I am, losin' control a my destiny again.  Not so sure I believe this Zurich story.  Am I gettin' re-sanctifated or relicized or sumpin'?  **

(( PLASTIC BAG muffles remaining muttering emanating from TERRY CLOTH.  ))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka8.jpg)

((Back at her chambers, the High Priestess tenderly frees TC from his plastic bag))

**Oh Terry, Terry, Terry.....

What shall I do with you--the most wayward, but perhaps the most beloved, of my Children...the only Children I can ever know in my position as *cough* Virgin High Priestess of the Brokeback Cult.  Do you remember how you used to cool my fevered brow after the devotional rigors of the Feast of the Consummation?  You were so sweet, so confiding.  And now it seems your only desire is to go out into the World and be parted from me.....*sigh*

My dear, I beg you for this favor.  Go to Zurich!   You are such a shining example of what heights a mere warshcloth can rise to.  You have talents the World must see!  Plus, they're offering a huge fee, and I promise, promise, promise that I'll use only a teensy weensy part of it to pay Madame Schwannstucker.

Here, I'll put you to soak in a lovely bath of lavender tinged with sage, and then I'll dry you with my personal hairblower.  It will be like old times..... :-*  :-* **
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Post by: Pipedream on June 29, 2006, 04:27:40 pm
Do you remember how you used to cool my fevered brow after the devotional rigors of the Feast of the Consummation?  You were so sweet, so confiding. 

** Tell ya what, High Priestess? Before he cooled your fevered brow, he cooled
my feathered brow! And how!
Just thought, I should let ya know...**
  >:(

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulegucktmisstrauisch-1.jpg) 
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Post by: Meryl on June 29, 2006, 04:36:02 pm
** Oh dearest High Priestess! I've heard your plea and took action immediately! I've brought you a nice safe to store your sacred stuff in:

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Tresor2.jpg)(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Tresor.jpg)

... and a handsome young guy to guard it additionally. Hope everything will go smooth from now on! **  ;D
 
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redneckkevin.jpg)

**That's more like it!  It's about time you took real measures to protect my Sacred Relics.  But, my dear girl, please do make an appointment for that young man with Madame Schwannstucker for a makeover.   Perhaps the dermatologist, too, while you're at it.  And have him fit for a proper security guard uniform.  And then send him to me for...instruction.**

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Post by: alec716 on June 29, 2006, 04:48:55 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka8.jpg)

((Back at her chambers, the High Priestess tenderly frees TC from his plastic bag))

**Oh Terry, Terry, Terry.....

What shall I do with you--the most wayward, but perhaps the most beloved, of my Children...the only Children I can ever know in my position as *cough* Virgin High Priestess of the Brokeback Cult.  Do you remember how you used to cool my fevered brow after the devotional rigors of the Feast of the Consummation?  You were so sweet, so confiding.  And now it seems your only desire is to go out into the World and be parted from me.....*sigh*

My dear, I beg you for this favor.  Go to Zurich!   You are such a shining example of what heights a mere warshcloth can rise to.  You have talents the World must see!  Plus, they're offering a huge fee, and I promise, promise, promise that I'll use only a teensy weensy part of it to pay Madame Schwannstucker.

Here, I'll put you to soak in a lovely bath of lavender tinged with sage, and then I'll dry you with my personal hairblower.  It will be like old times..... :-*  :-* **

TERRY CLOTH:  

*** Yeah right, a High-fevered consummated virgin Priestess.  Miss Lady here is tryin' ta have it all, that's fer d*mn sure.  She even smartens up pretty scary.  I'm gonna end up wiping St. Bernard slobber if I get sent off ta the Alps.  I ain't bein' in no Dogdrool Mountain Terry-tory. **

Why, High Priestess of My Devotion, you flatter me with compliments thicker than your rouge.  But all the travelin' I'm gonna do is around that nest lookin' for the baby owl.  It's a sweet life right here.  And I'm too g*ddamn special to leave the family movie set.  So I'll stay right heeeee.............

(( TERRY CLOTH feels faint as the debilitating fumes of the bleach which the High Priestess has secretly put in his bath water take effect.  TERRY CLOTH loses consciousness and, again, tragically, control of his destiny.  SHEEP, CAST, and CREW -- with the possible exception of the baby owl -- again applaud.  ))

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Post by: Lumière on June 29, 2006, 04:58:51 pm

(( TERRY CLOTH feels faint as the debilitating fumes of the bleach which the High Priestess has secretly put in his bath water take effect.  TERRY CLOTH loses consciousness and, again, tragically, control of his destiny.  SHEEP, CAST, and CREW -- with the possible exception of the baby owl -- again applaud.  ))


** Where is the FSD when you need her?  Terry CLoth has fainted!!!
Someone ... anyone ...anybody here know any CPR?? ???
There must be some kind of incense or something the FSD can burn to bring TC back ...

ANYBODY????????????   :(
**
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Post by: welliwont on June 29, 2006, 05:01:22 pm
Mr Raymille, fellow Director's Assistants, I am SO SORRY I have been MIA, silly me   - letting my paying job interfere with this job honour!


==NEXT SCENE (HAS IT STARTED ALREADY?):

SCENE # 19 - THE BELT BUCKLE FLICK  /  ENNIS FINALLY SMILES AT JACK!   YEEHAW!


THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE DUE ON THE SET IMMEDIATELY:


Can o’ BetterMost
Jack's Flattened Harmonica
(%%who is cast in this role?%%)
Ennis
Ennis’ Pants
Jack
Jack’s Pants
Jack's Zipbutton
Young Whiskey Bottle
Jack’s cigarette
[/size]


THE FOLLOWING CAST MEMBERS MAY WISH TO IMPROVISE IF THE SPIRIT MOVES THEM:

Warsh Rag (our break-out star of the moment)
Props Magician (as always)
FSD (as always)
Sun (as always)
Olivia Owl
Lucy the Blue Heeler
Mika The Musical Dumass Mule
Dumass Mule #27
Peeing Sheep
The Fly
any other thespian who cares to jump in==


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 29, 2006, 05:02:28 pm

** Where is the FSD when you need her?  Terry CLoth has fainted!!!
Someone ... anyone ...anybody here know any CPR?? ???
There must be some kind of incense or something the FSD can burn to bring TC back ...**


(( FSD hurries calmly onto set.))

**  In fact, plants have life-giving properties, and this one in particular elevates the level of chi in cast, crew, sacred relics, etc. **

(( FSD places plant near Terry Cloth, and the fresh piney scent restores him to consciousness. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/cowboybonzai.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on June 29, 2006, 05:06:04 pm
Young Ennis:

((Dinner is over and Ennis is cleaning up the dishes while Jack is relieving himself in the river.))

%%Wish he would turn 'roun and I can see what I dream 'bout everynight..Oh no, he's coming back and he sees me lookin' at him down there flicking his belt buckle.%%

Uh, bud I couldn' help seein' that shiny belt buckle there.  Very impressive, huh.  Sure would like ta see you buckin' on that bull one day.



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 29, 2006, 05:17:02 pm
(( In keeping with ancient Feng Shui tradition, FSD creates ritual sacrificial fire to clear the chi on the set using High Priestess's sacred saddle relics. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/BlazingSaddles.jpg)

%%  FSD is looking forward to seeing some acting by some actors on set today.  The set is full of perfectly balanced chi, a fact to which the actors seem oblivious.  Chi like this doesn't just happen, people...  %%

%%  FSD thinks Director Raymille may be correct in his assessment: FARKEEN ACTORS! %%
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Post by: welliwont on June 29, 2006, 05:41:47 pm


Since my boss Director Raymille is otherwise occupied with last-minute casting duties, (Jack’s Harmonica)  I am stepping into his shoes for a moment to re-iterate:

== GIT YER LAZY ARSES ON THIS SET YOU ACTORS! ==


Jack’s cigarette
Ennis’ Pants
Can o’ BetterMost
Jack
Jack’s Pants
Jack's Zipbutton
Young Whiskey Bottle

%% Farkeen Actors!  %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 29, 2006, 05:54:16 pm
** I have it on good authority that the Producer is very anxious for the action to move forward.  He operates under the assumption that this production's revenue is dependent on just how early the money shot appears, and at page number 64 and counting, he's getting very concerned. **

(( At the Producer's demand, actors assemble to produce money shot slightly prematurely, even though NO ONE likes a premature money shot. ))


MONEY SHOT:

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/moneyshot.jpg)
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Post by: cmr107 on June 29, 2006, 05:58:53 pm
**Woo-wee! Yeah! I love all the perfectly balanced chi flyin around!**

YOUNG JACK:

((Catches Ennis watching him flick the belt buckle of his PANTS, smiles to himself. Sits down across from Ennis and shoves his boot into the fire.))

Yeah, I do alright. My ol' man, he was a bull rider, but he kept his secrets to himself. Never taught me a thing, never once come to see me ride.

%% Maybe I can get him talkin. %%

Your brother and sister do right by you?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 29, 2006, 07:03:48 pm
Young Ennis:

(( The boys are sitting around still drinking whiskey))




%%Yeah, right. The bitch married some jerk, dumped me on my brother who moved and left me too. %%


They did the bes' they could I guess..My sis married some roughneck and moved to Casper, and my brother got work in Worland, so there was no room for me anymore. My folks lef' us nuthin', so I had no wheres to go, so here I am, which ain't so bad once I think 'bout it.


%% Hell, I might even say YIPPPEEE..%%




Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 29, 2006, 07:50:17 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Yep, that did the trick. %%

((Looks at Ennis, mouth twitches into a smile.))

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Post by: alec716 on June 29, 2006, 09:04:36 pm

** Where is the FSD when you need her?  Terry CLoth has fainted!!!
Someone ... anyone ...anybody here know any CPR?? ???
There must be some kind of incense or something the FSD can burn to bring TC back ...

ANYBODY????????????   :(
**



TERRY CLOTH:

%% Thank goodness that SOMEONE was paying attention when I ALMOST DIED AT THE HANDS OF THE HIGH PRIESTESS.  Sheesh.  Rough crowd around here.  ;)  %%


** Thanks, FSD, for the breath, er, ... bonsai of life... I just want to make sure I don't do whatever those saddles did to get themselves torched.  All in all, these are rough times for props.  We are no longer young Relics with all of it before us.   **


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Post by: alec716 on June 29, 2006, 09:18:33 pm

** Tell ya what, High Priestess? Before he cooled your fevered brow, he cooled
my feathered brow! And how!
Just thought, I should let ya know...**
  >:(

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulegucktmisstrauisch-1.jpg) 


TERRY MOXIE-IS-BACK-LIKE-HE-DID-NOT-JUST-ALMOST-DIE-AT-THE-HANDS-OF-THE-HIGH-PRIESTESS CLOTH:

** Shhh, Owl!  Please?!  We have enough drama about bodily fluids and money shots around this set without folks raising paternity questions and asking why Baby Owl is so very fluffy.  Remember, I didn't want no kids, none a either kind, but you didn't want me to go shopping in the condom-ents aisle.  **

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Post by: YaadPyar on June 29, 2006, 09:53:17 pm
** We have stand-ins for Jack and Ennis until they are able to return to the set and continue the performance. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/monkey3.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/smoking_monkey-1.jpg)

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Post by: cmr107 on June 29, 2006, 10:41:20 pm
**Those stand-ins don't say much but they get their point across (don't they?). Jack and Ennis are allowing all characters a chance in the spotlight before proceeding. Thank you for your patience and perfectly balanced chi, FSD.**
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Post by: Ray on June 30, 2006, 12:49:04 am
= RECAP =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Elk-Dance-33.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/dumb-ass-messing-bananas.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/3-banana-at-fire-side.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/1-Ennis-eats-Banana-2.jpg)
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/salt-shaker-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/2-Nagging-Jack-banana-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Caint-cook-worth-a-damn-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/goddam-puptent-2.jpg)
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Balls-size-o-apples-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Want-some-o-this-hot-water-.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/potato-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Terry-does-the-gooblies-2.jpg)
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Horse-semi-22.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/hmmm-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Flick-buckle-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/foot-in-fire-2.jpg)
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/whiskey-into-cup-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/never-taught-me-a-thing-nev.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Ennis-suggests-a-head-job-2.jpg)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Jack-gaze-2.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on June 30, 2006, 12:55:13 am
**
 :laugh:  :laugh:

**
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Post by: Midnight24 on June 30, 2006, 12:57:21 am
haha  :laugh: that's funny, I like it Ray  ;D
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on June 30, 2006, 01:17:08 am
%% That psychotic naughty Terry has pretended to pass out in the bath in order to prompt some kind soul to help him escape again.  And after all we've been through together.  You're too much for me, Terry! %%

((Smells something piney))

**Achoo!  What is Celeste thinking?  I swear, sometimes she goes too far....**

((Tosses out piney cowboy thingie, rinses Terry thoroughly and puts him in the dryer on low heat with a linen-scented Bounce sheet))

((Sniffs again))

**Oh Gawd, what now?  Blazing saddles!!**  %% Isn't that the wrong movie? %%

** That settles it--the Feng Shui has finally made Celeste one beer short of a six pack! **

((Hoses down saddles))

%% Jeesus H, what a mess!  Thank goodness she didn't get the Jack and Ennis Sacred Saddles;  the world can live without Lureen's---%%

((Straps on holster))

%% Looks like I'll have to guard the Sacred Relic Room myself tonight...%%

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/MissKittyGun.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on June 30, 2006, 01:37:27 am

** Oh and the REAL money shot.  This one ain't premature, more post coinal!  **

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Cash.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on June 30, 2006, 11:07:17 am
Ray, that montage is terrific.  I love you and your talent.  Clarissa
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 30, 2006, 12:01:42 pm
((  FSD hangs new mandala on set to promote healing energy. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/mandala1.gif)

%%  FSD thinks that cast and crew need to re-group and re-balance their energy going forward.  There's an entire 20 years of history between Jack & Ennis, which will require some level of stamina to sustain.  Too early in the summer production to be sick of B.A.M.    %%

((  FSD goes off the find stamina-boosting tools.  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on June 30, 2006, 02:12:19 pm
==WOULD THE PRODUCTION PEOPLE AND ACTORS LISTED BELOW PLEASE REPORT TO THE SET IMMEDIATELY, THE NEXT SCENE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!


SCENE # 20 – SHIFTING CAMP – PRELUDE TO FIRST NIGHT IN TENT SCENE!


THIS SCENE WILL COMMENCE AFTER JACK DOES HIS FLIRTY LEAPS FOR ENNIS.


THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION ASSISTANTS ARE NEEDED ON SET:


Lucise The Sheep Wrangler


THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:


Jack
Jack’s Pants
Ennis
Ennis’ Pants
Jack's Zipbutton
Low Startle Point
Cigar Butt
Jack’s Harmonica
Jack’s Cigarette
Young Whiskey Bottle
The Wind
Sun and Moon
Peeing Sheep
1000 Sheep Extras
Lucy the Blue Heeler
Mika, The Musical Dumbass Mule
Dumbass Mule #27
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THE FOLLOWING CAST MEMBERS MAY WISH TO IMPROVISE IF THE SPIRIT MOVES THEM:

Warsh Rag (our break-out star of the moment)
Props Magician (as always)
FSD (as always)
Olivia Owl
The Fly
any other thespian who cares to jump in==

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on June 30, 2006, 02:51:19 pm
(( FSD found this fabulous caligraphy, which she hangs with great care away from bears and other predators, above the sack wtih the bacon slabs.  ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/CHAOS.jpg)

"CHAOS: Before a great vision can become a reality there may be difficulty.   Before a person begins a great endeavor, they may encounter chaos. As a new plant breaks the ground with difficulty, foreshadowing the huge tree, so must we sometimes push against difficulty in bringing forth our dreams. ."

%%  FSD thinks chaos has calmed now that Terry Cloth has been rescued and High Priestess has secured Sacred Relics, and looks forward to seeing blessings emerge from chaos.  This also nicely foreshadows the emerging relationship between our boys up on Broke Arsed Mountain.  %%
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Post by: welliwont on June 30, 2006, 04:48:28 pm
**LAST-MINUTE CASTING CALL, THIS IS AN OPEN CASTING CALL, TELL ALL YOUR FELLOW BETTERMOSTIANS!!

I am forced once again to step into Ray’s cowboy boots this afternoon to avert a possible show-stopping disaster.  One of the most crucial prop parts remains unfilled. The part for Jack’s Harmonica remains uncast. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??  This IS a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation &%$%^!   My brain can barely compute this, my hands are all a-tremble as I type this.  Have we entered a new thermal galaxy?  It does sort of feel like the earth is spinning in reverse…

If we cannot find a suitable note-player for Jack’s sweet lips to cleave onto, we may have to go on hiatus, unless Mr. absent Director, too-busy-with-his-collection-of-casting-couches has a better idea.

Would any potential aspiring, soft, sweet, musical note-players aka Harmonicas (doesn’t have to be a Hohner)  please report to our erstwhile Director Mr. Raymille, or his Sycophantic Assistant Clarissa (Ellemeno) at soon as possible.  Thank you.**

(phew!!)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 30, 2006, 04:51:40 pm
ATTENTION!!!

A very important scene has been left out and may be crucial to our storyline.. I have not fallen from my horse.  This scene shows Jack starting to care about Ennis, well me.  Now, once again I will be going to my trailer until someone, like yourself, Ms. Assistant directs me on where to go with this.

Now because of my HUGE talent, I can use a flashback sequence or not..Please advise.

Heath uh, Dee
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on June 30, 2006, 06:16:11 pm
**Um, Heath Dee? If you're referring to falling off the horse before chasing the dumbass mules, your understudy kinda already did that part. It was a confusing period of the production with lots of flashbacks, for which said understudy accepts full responsibility. Sorry for any inconvenience.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on June 30, 2006, 07:21:04 pm
Young Ennis:

(( Ennis sips his whiskey after pouring his heart out to Jack.  He's looking at him now))

%% Why is he lookin' a me like that?  Like I'm a steak uh, banana and he's the hungry lion.  I wanna ask him about his life, his loves, his dreams, what he thinks about when he's alone at night%%

Whut?



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Post by: welliwont on June 30, 2006, 07:45:15 pm
**Well the crisis has been averted, we have our beloved Jack's Harmonica.

**Please welcome Rouxb as the lucky winner of the coveted role as Jack's Harmonica!

Way t'go Rouxb!!!**




**PS:  And a great big thanks also to Lucise Indapaddock
who also came forward to fill the role as Jack's Harmonica if no other Musical Player could be found. Thanks Milli!!
**

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Post by: cmr107 on June 30, 2006, 07:47:53 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Can't believe I got him to open up like that. %%

Friend, that's more words than you spoke in the last two weeks.

%% Hope it's not the most words he speaks all summer. %%
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Post by: DeeDee on June 30, 2006, 07:55:18 pm
**Well the crisis has been averted, we have our beloved Jack's Harmonica.

**Please welcome Rouxb as the lucky winner of the coveted role as Jack's Harmonica!

Way t'go Rouxb!!!**





YIPPPEEEEE.....YOU GO RU!!!

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Post by: welliwont on June 30, 2006, 09:05:11 pm


**PS:  And a great big thanks also to Lucise Indapaddock
who also came forward to fill the role as Jack's Harmonica if no other Musical Player could be found. Thanks Milli!!
**

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Post by: Lumière on June 30, 2006, 09:16:56 pm

**PS:  And a great big thanks also to Lucise Indapaddock
who also came forward to fill the role as Jack's Harmonica if no other Musical Player could be found. Thanks Milli!!
**



**

Yer very welcome Ms Continuity Director!  ;D

**
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Post by: YaadPyar on June 30, 2006, 09:47:11 pm
** Congratulations and kudos to all for their energy and enthusiasm and volunteer spirit.  Now we're fully staffed.   So ~ any chance there's going to be an actual scene here or anything?  **
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Post by: RouxB on July 01, 2006, 12:16:15 am

Thank you, thank you very much. Now, can someone direct me to Jack's mouth-I feel the urge to be blown...

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:CYZZjq0tpU9baM:www.silentrunningaudio.com/imagegallery/images/sourceimages/Harmonica-1-copy.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on July 01, 2006, 04:00:56 pm
Things are quiet roun here, maybe Ennis is practicing his kick for the 4th of July.....
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 01, 2006, 05:04:15 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles and raises his eyebrows in hope after Ennis shares so much with him.))

If you could do anything in the world that you wanted to, Ennis, what d'ya think it'd be?
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Post by: Pipedream on July 01, 2006, 05:19:49 pm

TERRY MOXIE-IS-BACK-LIKE-HE-DID-NOT-JUST-ALMOST-DIE-AT-THE-HANDS-OF-THE-HIGH-PRIESTESS CLOTH:

** Shhh, Owl!  Please?!  We have enough drama about bodily fluids and money shots around this set without folks raising paternity questions and asking why Baby Owl is so very fluffy.  Remember, I didn't want no kids, none a either kind, but you didn't want me to go shopping in the condom-ents aisle.  **

** Shhh, Terry!! No need to be so indiscreet! Hunh?
Lil' Ollie Owl still thinks old Oscar is his father...! ** ::)


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulewartet.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on July 01, 2006, 07:13:03 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles and raises his eyebrows in hope after Ennis shares so much with him.))

If you could do anything in the world that you wanted to, Ennis, what d'ya think it'd be?


Young Ennis:

%%Well, right now, I would like to throw ya to tha ground, kiss ya from head to toe, rip ya clothes off a that fittin' body, have ma way with ya, and do it all over again.%%

I don't have much edication, but I sure would, one day have ma own ranch.  Mebbe
train some fillies, raise cattle.. Ma dad was a fine roper, but he had no ambition.  I want to make sumptin of ma self.  Ya know?



%%Whew, he's got me talkin' like there's no tomorrow...what is it about em?%%
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Post by: Daniel on July 01, 2006, 07:21:36 pm
YOUNG JACK:


((nods sullenly, smiling at Ennis, his eyes deeply penetrating as he listens to Ennis's dream with his entire being))

I know whatya mean. There's nothin' like havin' your own land beneath your feet. And your own cattle to raise on it. And your own horse to git ya 'round. I'd like to start my own place too.  A little cow 'n' calf operation. I'd show my old man I could do it. He don't care much for me, but I guess I already mentioned that afore. I wish I could do somethin' to please him.

((Looks away for a moment, tears already glistening in his eyes. He blinks a few times, then looks back to Ennis, trying to sound happy again))

Ya said yer pa was a roper? He do much rodeoin'? Maybe he taught ya a thing or two? Wouldn't mind gettin' some rodeoin' pointers if ya had any.
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Post by: Ray on July 01, 2006, 07:53:26 pm
= Hello my beloved Cast & Crew.  As some of you may be aware, I have been away attending to some medical needs.  What you may NOT know, is that I experienced some anxiety leading up to my portrayal of Lureen, and felt, both as a commitment to this production and you loyal production  members , and as a little self rewarding pick me up, it was time get that boob job I have wanted for so long.  I have had those old leather straps replaced with a perky twenty something looking rack.  I was telling my new butcher a few weeks ago how kind he was to be flirting with me as he bagged a kilo of honey garlic BBQ snags for the woman next to me, but that I was fully aware that my boobs poking from the bottom of my T-shirt must have made me less attractive.  He produced a catalogue of breast implants that he kept under the counter for just such occasions, and the next thing I was being administered an anesthetic in a hospital theatre, and undergoing a youth reclamation procedure.

The first operation was a flop as the implants rejected, but I just whipped back in after choosing an alternate model and viola!  I was amazed how inexpensive the implants were by themselves.  It’s the hospital costs that hurt! I’m still wrapped in bandages, so I can only imagine how stunning I look under them, but I’m sure that I will be completely healed by the time we progress to Lureen’s entrance, an entrance I have been preparing for all my adult life.

I hope this explains my recent absence, and I hope that you all feel more at ease to know that it was to benefit our beloved Broken Arsed Mountain. =

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/HoneySoy.jpg)

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/CherryPlumb.jpg)
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Post by: Sashca1007 on July 01, 2006, 08:12:14 pm
YOUNG JACK

Ya said yer pa was a roper? He do much rodeoin'? Maybe he taught ya a thing or two? Wouldn't mind gettin' some rodeoin' pointers if ya had any.

JACK'S PANTS -

%% Especially if those 'pointers' are anything like the 'shooting an elk (banana)' pointers he was givin' Jack earlier....  Whoo-EEE!  Those Levi's of Ennis's was smack up against my backside....  and somethin' was pointin' right at me, that's fer dang sure.  Mm-m-m....rodeoin' pointers..  YEAH!  If he gets good enough at rodeoin', one of these days YOUNG JACK just might wrap some fancy chaps around ME.  It's what most a us pants can only dream about.  Course, they say they're for 'protection', but us pants know chaps is fer framin' and highlightin' our purtiest parts. %%   :o
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/littlechaps.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 01, 2006, 08:13:42 pm
Young Ennis:

(( Now Ennis is moving around finding it hard to sit still.))

Ma pa couldn't stand rodeo cowboys, thought they was all f*ck ups.  Said most of em had a drinkin' habit.  Course wha did my pa know?
 
((Looks down and cannot believe he said that))

%% I hope I didn' say much to upset em.  Sometimes I need a size 12 in ma mouth.
Mebbe if I give him a little sexy smirk, he'll know I'm jes' jokin'.%%
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Post by: YaadPyar on July 01, 2006, 08:15:56 pm
** Recent photos of Director Raymille leaked to the press following his plastic surgery in preparation for his role as Lureen.  Please DO NOT re-post these photos anywhere, as they are unofficial and have not been approved by the Director himself for public release. **


There was a slight problem when the implants were inserted in the wrong part of his anatomy the first time.


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/RayLureen1.jpg)


Subsequent surgeries were much more successful.  Looking good post-operatively!  (All he needs is the facial feminization surgery, and he's a ringer for Lureen.)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/RayLureen4.jpg)


Ready to play Lureen in lovely red.

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/RayLureen2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 01, 2006, 08:26:04 pm
Young Ennis:

(( Now Ennis is moving around finding it hard to sit still.))

Ma pa couldn't stand rodeo cowboys, thought they was all f*ck ups.  Said most of em had a drinkin' habit.  Course wha did my pa know?
 
((Looks down and cannot believe he said that))

%% I hope I didn' say much to upset em.  Sometimes I need a size 12 in ma mouth.
Mebbe if I give him a little sexy smirk, he'll know I'm jes' jokin'.%%

YOUNG JACK:

%% F*ckups.... hmm.. ohh, not in that way. %%

((suddenly goes defensive))

The hell they are, Ennis! ((takes a swig from WHISKEY BOTTLE)) You know as well as I what kinda sportsmanship it takes: firm thigh muscles, buttocks, quick control, the ability to release at just the right moment.

%% You want me to demonstrate? %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 01, 2006, 08:32:30 pm
Young Ennis:

  Sometimes I need a size 12 in ma mouth.



TERRY CLOTH:

%%  Uh-oh, looks like I'm gonna be needed again sooner rather than later...  %%

** Oh, he meant a SHOE.  Right, got'ca.  **   ;)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 01, 2006, 08:57:37 pm
Please allow me to introduce myself... I have been auditioned and given the go ahead to take up the crucial, and as yet unfilled, role of...

...JACK'S BODY BUTTER (JBB)

My slathering credentials speak for themselves, having moistened the heels, knees and elbows of Elizabeth Hurley and the arse of Elton John, no less. I am looking forward greatly to working with the great Mr Raymille and all the other BrokeArsed cast & crew members on this quality production.

Although I am contracted to Mr Twist, be ass-ured that attending to Mr DelMar's scaley areas as required poses no conflict of professional interests on my part - in fact, it would be my pleasure.

Monsieur Raymille, I'm ready for my (http://207.106.112.198/61051012_lg.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on July 01, 2006, 09:01:23 pm
TERRY CLOTH:

**  Good to know you, JBB.  Especially now that you are here, it looks like I shouldn't get too comfortable in the Sacred Relics room... I'm gonna be a Scared Relic before all of this is over.  **

(( TERRY CLOTH resumes resting up for The Long Night Ahead.  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 01, 2006, 09:09:25 pm
JBB:

** As we'll be working closely together Terry, might i trouble you to tell me what the Sacred Relics room is... and should i be scared? **

(( Snaps lid grumpily ))

%% Nothing was said about this during contract negotiations. Most unprofessional... %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 01, 2006, 09:11:14 pm
** Hey JBB. I don't think we'll need you in the Sacred Relic room, you can stay in the pocket of JACK'S PANTS, I'm sure it wouldn't mind havin' some company.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 01, 2006, 09:15:01 pm
** Thankyou. JACK'S PANTS and I are yet to be acquainted but I am looking forward to our developing a close working relationship **
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Post by: alec716 on July 01, 2006, 09:19:51 pm


TERRY CLOTH:

**  JBB, if I were you, I'd go with the flow ... who wouldn't rather be in JACK'S PANTS than in here?!  **

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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 01, 2006, 09:34:35 pm
** As long as you're willing to contend with JACK here, who is after all still in his PANTS, we'll all get along just fine. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 01, 2006, 09:41:51 pm
** Any rough edges I could smooth for you while i'm here Mr Twist? Or should I say JACK? I look forward to our first scene together. You''ll forgive my over-anxiousness - I wouldn't want us to get off on the wrong foot... or cheek.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 01, 2006, 09:43:50 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% F*ckups.... hmm.. ohh, not in that way. %%

((suddenly goes defensive))

The hell they are, Ennis! ((takes a swig from WHISKEY BOTTLE)) You know as well as I what kinda sportsmanship it takes: firm thigh muscles, buttocks, quick control, the ability to release at just the right moment.

%% You want me to demonstrate? %%


Young Ennis:


(( Now Ennis wipes the sweat from his brow and hides his beat red face))

%% Boy, I would give anything for you to demonstrate that fer me.%%


Now don't go gettin' all huffy on me, cowboy, I'm jes' sayin' what ma daddy says.  I know ya need them tight thighs and, uh I mean tight thigh muscles to ride and when to release and all, but I was jes' wonderin', you know maybe I kin git to watch ya sometime.


%%Oooooh, I feel sumptin' in ma stomach ain't right%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 01, 2006, 09:54:07 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((suddenly jumps up, a wide grin on his face. He leans down near Ennis's face for a moment then suddenly yells))

Yeehaw!!!

((Young Jack bucks and twists around the campfire pretending to be riding a bull))

Whewee! This one likes to give me a ride for my money! I'm a hangin on for dear life, got my thighs wrapped around his torso, no way I'm comin' loose on this one, till the time is just right!

(( throws himself into a pile of nearby saddles and supplies, a loud clattering noise accompanying the fall.))

((Jack looks elated, and panting, looks over to Ennis with another wide grin, just about to laugh))

%% There now, what'd you think of that one. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 01, 2006, 09:59:27 pm
Young Ennis:

((Grinning from ear to ear, watching Jack go crazy.))

%% Wow, he is a spitfire, this one.  I wonder if he's tryin' to impress me?  Cuz he sure 'nough is.  Never had a friend like this...hmmm%%

See, my daddy wasn't that wrong now, was he?


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 01, 2006, 10:06:36 pm
** Any rough edges I could smooth for you while i'm here Mr Twist? Or should I say JACK? I look forward to our first scene together. You''ll forgive my over-anxiousness - I wouldn't want us to get off on the wrong foot... or cheek.**

YOUNG JACK:

** Well, if you don't mind, I supposed I could... say, you got any herbal ingredients for pain and such? Cause I may need somethin' like that real soon, and I'd hate to use somethin' else since you took the time to get the part. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: welliwont on July 01, 2006, 10:08:15 pm
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**Bravo!  Bravo!**

((the audience is clapping wildly))


Audience:  %%Is this a play or a movie??  Is this allowed??%% 


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on July 01, 2006, 10:10:47 pm
JACK'S PANTS -

%% YEE-HAWW is right!  Bein' YOUNG JACK'S PANTS is never dull, that's fer sure--  and look at my man...   we fell right on our backsides and here he is with both his WHISKEY an' his CIGARETTE still in his hands!!! The boy is GOOD!  And lookit that big ole smile on Ennis's face! Naw, he ain't just laughin' at my boy JACK....   he's fallin' for him, hard.  And when the time comes for that Ennis fella to yank me down to JACK'S knees (and I'll wager JACK'S belt buckle that time is comin' SOON)  I know he'll find JACK'S ....er...  'buttocks region' to be smooth as a baby's, thanks to that rich and creamy Body Butter the boy's been gettin' slathered on there.  I'm LOVIN' the feel a JACK'S silky butt against me...  this is one damn sweet life, I'll tell ya. %%
 ;D
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: welliwont on July 01, 2006, 10:31:58 pm

**Something novel is being tested tonight for the first time….  Jack’s Pants’ thoughts are being verbalized by an offstage sotto voice for the audience to hear, and many audience members are reacting in a curious manner.  Many of them, both men and women, are squirming in their seats, restless-like.  Is it because suddenly they all have to go pee??  Huhmmmmm....

Director Raymille is having second thoughts about this new production method **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on July 01, 2006, 10:32:35 pm
Quote
TERRY CLOTH:

**  JBB, if I were you, I'd go with the flow ... who wouldn't rather be in JACK'S PANTS than in here?!  **

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**Oh Terry, love, you're always so dramatic!  Don't frighten poor Mr. JBB.  That's only Ms. Anke Spanky's on set security safe.  When they're not actually shooting scenes, our Sacred Relics reside here: **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/RelicRoom4.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/RelicRoom3.jpg)

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** Mr. JBB, if Mr. Raymille recommends you for Sacred Relic Status, and considering your fine work to date I feel sure that is likely, all this can be yours. **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: welliwont on July 02, 2006, 11:12:47 am
==WE ARE UP TO HERE:

SCENE # 20 – SHIFTING CAMP / THE LAST MATING DANCE BEFORE FIRST NIGHT IN TENT

THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION ASSISTANT(S) ARE NEEDED ON SET:
Lucise The Sheep Wrangler
Music Director



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Jack
Jack’s Pants
Jack's Zipbutton
Ennis
Ennis’ Pants
Low Startle Point
Cigar Butt
Jack’s Harmonica
Jack’s Cigarette
Ennis's Stick during Water Walkin' Jesus
Young Whiskey Bottle
The Wind
Sun and Moon
Peeing Sheep
1000 Sheep Extras
Lucy the Blue Heeler
Mika, The Musical Dumbass Mule
Dumbass Mule #27


THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS (IMPROV):
High Priestess (as always)
Props Magician (as always)
Feng Shui Director (as always)
The Horny Fly
Cat Stevens
Warsh Rag
Olivia Owl
any other thespian who cares to jump in==


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on July 02, 2006, 12:49:06 pm
** The High Priestess rejoices at being upgraded to separate billing instead of being lumped into "Any other thespian who cares to jump in"  ;)  ;) and lights many candles to facilitate the smooth and dramatically gratifying gearing up for the BIG NIGHT **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/candles.jpg)

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** And may even that uppity Owl deliver her one line of dialogue to absolute perfection! **  ::)  ;D

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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: welliwont on July 02, 2006, 12:56:22 pm
** The High Priestess rejoices at being upgraded to separate billing instead of being lumped into "Any other thespian who cares to jump in"  ;)  ;) and lights many candles to facilitate the smooth and dramatically gratifying gearing up for the BIG NIGHT **


The Continuity Director appologizes from the bottom of her sorry-assed heart for her inexcusable laspse of professional courtesy and hopes that the High Priestess WILL forgive this oversight.   :-* :-* :-* :-*

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on July 02, 2006, 01:56:21 pm
The Continuity Director appologizes from the bottom of her sorry-assed heart for her inexcusable laspse of professional courtesy and hopes that the High Priestess WILL forgive this oversight.   :-* :-* :-* :-*

** My dear, there is nothing to forgive.  Your abject apology is most kindly accepted **  :-*


%% Thank goodness!  I was getting a migraine from projecting all those psychic suggestions at the child... %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: newyearsday on July 02, 2006, 02:09:59 pm
((The next day, JACK takes LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE out on the range to scout a new location to pasture the woolies. He's playin his HARMONICA while he rides. She starts getting slightly jumpy as soon as they get out of Ennis's sight, tossing her head and being unruly.)) 

That was some performance you gave las' night, prancin around the campfire like a fool, all for Ennis Del Mar's entertainment. You think you can jump around and make some noise and that'll get you some attention? LOL. I'll show ya how it's done. I invented that game.

((Saying the following lines, LSP HORSE gives a big twisting jump after each "Fuckin." Meanwhile, JACK yells something indecipherable and struggles to stay on))

Jack Fuckin Twist. And Jack's Fuckin' Pants, gettin to be all over ya all the time. Well, what about Jack's Fuckin Horse, hunh? And what the hell are you doin, slidin around in the saddle like that? You got some kinda butter all over your ass? Listen buddy, if you wanna let some scrawny-assed cowboy ride you instead a me, you can hit the highway! And take your harmonica with ya!

((With that, LSP HORSE bucks JACK clear off her back, landing him in the bushes nearby.))

That'll teach ya who's got the reins!



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on July 02, 2006, 02:33:47 pm
((HP claps enthusiastically for LSP))

** Well done, oh, well done!!  And you've even kept to canon! **   8)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 02, 2006, 03:55:14 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((lands in the bushes with an exclamation of pain))

Dammit, you dumb-ass mare... ((realization dawns on him)) Oh, you did that on purpose, didncha, little darlin'? Whats the matter, don't like harmonica?

((Searches for the harmonica which he finally discovers that he landed on. blows HARMONICA))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 04:22:01 pm
((YOUNG JACK winces and rubs backside. JACK'S BODY BUTTER emerges from JACK'S PANTS.))

%% This is your big entrance! Don't f**k it up! Don't f**k it up! That camera person better get my best side... Remember your heritage boy! Your grandfather was understudy to Sir Laurence Olivier's arse cream! Remember what grampy used to say... "Son, Larry's performance in Hamlet in the West End would have been nothing without me! The chafing in 'Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows...' would have been intolerable! Son, we are the glue that holds doublet and skin together in perfect harmony! Never forget that!"

*Sniff*

Shit, have I missed my cue??%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: newyearsday on July 02, 2006, 04:37:17 pm
LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE to JACK:

((pawing the ground, still a bit P.O.'ed))

Don't like playin' second fiddle to no harmonica, that's for sure. But I'm just jealous....You and Ennis, that's a ride? 

It ain't fair. You think it's easy havin them fine-muscled legs a yours wrapped around me tight every day-- especially back when we were commutin' four hours a day--and I don't hardly never get what I need? I'm not like you--I can't make it on a couple a high altitude bucks once or twice a year!


((a big tear plops on the ground in front of LSP HORSE))


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 02, 2006, 04:37:22 pm
((Meanwhile, back on BAM, the sheep graze happily, satisfying their hunger, be it for grass or ... other things ...  ::) ))

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%%
 I bloody well hope that these 5 are not licking JBB off the grass over there!  ???
Couldn't be, 'cause he's supposed to be with Jack's Pants!
%%

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(( Indapaddock walks over, looks at the suspicious white stuff...))


%%
Nope, definitely not JBB!
I wonder if the Director has been around here with another thespian he could be 'training' or 'interviewing'??  ::)
%%


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 02, 2006, 05:05:00 pm
LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE to JACK:

((pawing the ground, still a bit P.O.'ed))

Don't like playin' second fiddle to no harmonica, that's for sure. But I'm just jealous....You and Ennis, that's a ride? 

It ain't fair. You think it's easy havin them fine-muscled legs a yours wrapped around me tight every day-- especially back when we were commutin' four hours a day--and I don't hardly never get what I need? I'm not like you--I can't make it on a couple a high altitude bucks once or twice a year!


((a big tear pl ops on the ground in front of LSP HORSE))


w

YOUNG JACK:

((looks at the harmonica and pulls the grass and stuff out of it, looks close again, then puts it in the pocket of JACK'S PANTS))

Little darlin'. I know. We human folk can be right twats half the time, hell, more'n that even.

((winces as he gets up off the ground and walks over to the now calm LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE, who has her head down.))

But it's not like I don't luv you. ((gently strokes LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE'S neck)) I just don't know how I ken show it to ya.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 05:11:47 pm
JJB:

** Mr Twist, please, stroking that flea-bitten old nag will roughen your hands. Cmere... let me sooth you... s'alright...**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 02, 2006, 05:52:38 pm
Scene: Morning.

YOUNG JACK:

((Mounted on LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE plays a chord on his HARMONICA as the orchestra starts up again to a lively rodeo tune))

Well I guess its time we've moved on.
The sheep are getting restless.
The grass is nearly gone.
And still I find it helpless,
To know that Ennis is just over there.
There's not much between us but air.


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: welliwont on July 02, 2006, 06:13:25 pm


==IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

We are fast approaching our first, much anticipated climactic scene, and the following players are preparing for their moment in the spotlight.  They are getting in character and must not be disturbed.  If you happen to see them on the set please do not talk to them, just walk away.

Jack's Pants Fly in TS1, AKA as Jack’s Zipbutton
Ennis's Pants Fly in TS1
The Spit in Ennis' Hand

THANK YOU

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

2nd ANNOUNCEMENT:  CORRECTION:

Some of the Players have expressed their concern that there has been one instance of double-billing.  Namely the part of JACK’S FLY .  This role has also been referred to as JACK’S ZIPBUTTON.  Just to clear up the confusion, this role is one and the same, and no, the Player playing this part will not be getting paid twice (DavidnHartford).

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


CD==
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: newyearsday on July 02, 2006, 06:14:05 pm
JJB:

** Mr Twist, please, stroking that flea-bitten old nag will roughen your hands. Cmere... let me sooth you... s'alright...**

((LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE leans her long neck into JACK's hand, then nuzzles his chest with her forehead.))

Well, that's more like it. Mmmmmm.

((Sighs contentedly as JACK continues to stroke her. Then, gently, so JACK doesn't even feel it, she coaxes the tube of JACK's BODY BUTTER out of JACK'S PANTS pocket with her teeth and tongue, and casually whips her head to the side, flinging the tube down the mountain side.))

**That'll learn ya, ya piece a slime. Who's gettin soothed now? Hmm?**

((Leans back into Jack and continues to enjoy the nice massage Jack's giving her))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 06:32:08 pm

==IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

We are fast approaching our first, much anticipated climactic scene, and the following players are preparing for their moment in the spotlight.  They are getting in character and must not be disturbed.  If you happen to see them on the set please do not talk to them, just walk away.

Jack's Pants Fly in TS1, AKA as Jack’s Zipbutton
Ennis's Pants Fly in TS1
The Spit in Ennis' Hand

THANK YOU



TERRY CLOTH:

** I gotta get myself out of this Sacred Relic Room so's I can get into that tent tonight.  I think I'm gonna be needed.  **

(( TERRY CLOTH rattles Sacred Relic Room door fruitlessly.  The dull metallic thudding of the door echoes through the Sacred Relic Room.  TERRY CLOTH is frustrated by his captiviity.  He knows he belongs in the tent, as he runs full-throttle on all roads whether OWL-bending or money-shot cleansing.  ))

** Hey, anyone know how to open this lock?  I gotta find the right key to turn the tumblers.  **

** And, hey, JBB, you better get up off the mountain side and in that tent too in case CLEAR SLICK doesn't show onset tonight and SPIT needs some help. **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 06:35:36 pm
((JBB is just enjoying the warmth of JACK's back pocket when...))

**WTF????!!!! Ugh, horse breath!!! Get the f**k away from me you hairy old mule!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!**

((Thud. Splat.))

**Ugh! Sheep sh*t. Why do I never listen? Never work with animals. NEVER work with animals!!

Where's that boney-arsed director got to? Who's steering this goddamn ship??**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 02, 2006, 06:41:00 pm
Scene: Morning.

YOUNG JACK:

((Mounted on LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE plays a chord on his HARMONICA as the orchestra starts up again to a lively rodeo tune))

Well I guess its time we've moved on.
The sheep are getting restless.
The grass is nearly gone.
And still I find it helpless,
To know that Ennis is just over there.
There's not much between us but air.





Scene:  Same morning

YOUNG ENNIS:

((Riding Cigar butt, listening to orchestra and breaks into:))


It's time to find new grass.
He's ridin out in front of me,
My heart is beating fast.
I shiver when he looks at me.
My thoughts all go astray,
When he smiles at me this way.


((Ennis, getting all choked up, lightens things by singing:))


Movin' on up....
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 06:45:05 pm

Ugh! Sheep sh*t.



TERRY CLOTH:

** Maybe I won't try to hurry out of the Sacred Relic Room just this instant after all.  I have some self-respect, ya know.  ;)  Someone else can wipe that up.  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 02, 2006, 06:46:36 pm
(( FSD puts arm around Terry's shoulder drawing him close.  She whispers loudly to Terry Cloth ))

"Terry - there are many ways to approach a problem.  If one key doesn't work in a particular lock, say in the Sacred Relics room, then don't forget to consider other ways to approach the same problem.  Everything is just energy - whatever form it appears in, it is just energy, and if you learn the laws of energy, you can do anything.  Between every particle of energy, including matter, are spaces, and once you understand how to enter into those spaces..." 

**  Rest of FSD's conversation with Terry Cloth takes place in hushed whispers that cannot be heard,  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/fractals1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 06:52:01 pm
TERRY CLOTH:

** Maybe I won't try to hurry out of the Sacred Relic Room just this instant after all.  I have some self-respect, ya know.  ;)  Someone else can wipe that up.  **

JBB:

((Shakes head.))

%% Fair weather friends. *Sigh* Gotta... get... back... to... the... camp. Phew! Jack's arse needs to be buff-perfect for tonight!%%

((Keeps on rollin'))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 02, 2006, 06:59:01 pm

Movin' on up....

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/gatherHerd.jpg)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/mvSh3-1.jpg)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/mvSH2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 07:01:37 pm
(( FSD whispers loudly to Terry Cloth ))

"Terry - there are many ways to approach a problem.  If one lock won't open with a particular key, then don't forget to consider other ways to approach the same problem.  Everything is just energy - whatever form it appears in, it is just energy, and if you learn the laws of energy, you can do anything.  Between every particle of energy, including matter, are spaces, and once you understand how to enter into those spaces..." 

**  Rest of FSD's conversation with Terry Cloth takes place in hushed whispers that cannot be heard,  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/fractals1.jpg)


(( TERRY CLOTH contemplates the FSD's sage wisdom as he breathes in her sage incense.  He still pines for the piney cowboy thingie that HIGH PRIESTESS threw on the compost heap.  ))

**  Hmmm, there's gotta be a way to get outta what I got here in the Sacred Relic Room and up to the tent.  Me bein' in here tonight, that don't look right.  There must be another way outta here, there must, there must...   **

(( TERRY CLOTH yodels so as to be heard through the sheet-metal door of the Sacred Relic Bin... er, Room.  ))

Oh HIGH PRIESTESS!!  My Gloriously Rouged One!  I have rethought your earlier request.  I will go to the Linen Conference in Zurich for you, I will!  And before I go, if you will be so very kind as to use that teensy-weensy key hanging from your golden-looped wrist and let me practice my mountain-climbing skills tonight, I shall be all ready to go to the Alps for you!  Please, Oh Most Fevered One!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 07:23:49 pm
(( TERRY CLOTH's yodeling has succeeded only in giving him a sore throat and not in securing his freedom.  Not hearing the the approach of tiny, delicate, prancing footsteps of LSP HORSE, er, HIGH PRIESTESS, TERRY CLOTH racks his brain to find another path to liberation ... or libation, or whatever works around here.  ))

** Alright, trying to enlist the aid of the HIGH PRIESTESS has not worked yet... she must be offset having like facelift number 9... I mean shopping for Chanel No. 9... what else can I try to get out of this locker??!  **


(( TERRY CLOTH remembers the looks of someone he shouldnt'a let out a his sights.  ))

(http://207.106.112.198/61051012_lg.jpg)


TERRY CLOTH: 

** Hey, JBB, any chance that after you roll around in the grass and get rid of the sheep poop, you can slide over here and use the flat end of your tube like a credit card and pick this lock?  **


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Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 07:46:35 pm
((JBB rolls closer to the camp... inch by painful inch.))

**Sonofabitch. Not bin on set more'n a day an' already bin manhandled to within an inch o' my life. Lost at least 4 fl.oz. o' the good stuff when a goddamn sheep stepped on me. Hellfire... why ain't Ms Indapaddock keepin' control a her animals? Goddammit... *grumble, grumble*...

Hang in there Terry. I a-comin' Friend.

I say, what happened to my accent? Less than a day on this set an' I'm talkin' laike a dang young pup at the rodeo! Remember Sir Larry!...**


((Inches forward, trailing precious cream like guts in his wake...))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 07:49:53 pm
(( TERRY CLOTH continues to strategize about his necessary elopement from the Sacred Relic Recycling Can.  He does not mean to usurp the stage for too long, and does not want this moment of fame to be a one-shot thing goin' on here, but the set seems quiet now -- at least one sheep has his or her mouth full -- and the great weight of the Thread has rolled down on him.  So TERRY CLOTH continues to reflect upon FSD's kind words...))


(( FSD puts arm around Terry's shoulder drawing him close.  She whispers loudly to Terry Cloth ))

"Terry - there are many ways to approach a problem.  If one key doesn't work in a particular lock, say in the Sacred Relics room, then don't forget to consider other ways to approach the same problem.  Everything is just energy - whatever form it appears in, it is just energy, and if you learn the laws of energy, you can do anything.  Between every particle of energy, including matter, are spaces, and once you understand how to enter into those spaces..." 

**  Rest of FSD's conversation with Terry Cloth takes place in hushed whispers that cannot be heard,  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/fractals1.jpg)


(( TERRY CLOTH belatedly realizes that, since FSD has her arm around him, she is in the Sacred Relic Room with him.   Duh.  ))  

TERRY CLOTH:

** Hey, FSD, since you are right here next to me, and, unlike me, you have actual arms, why won't you just finish the job and let me outta here?  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 07:58:55 pm
(( TERRY CLOTH receives no response, no action, nothing, from FSD.  He looks around him and realizes that she is gone.  ))

%%  Great moment SHE picks to go looking for that piney cowboy thingie in the compost heap.  %%

(( TERRY CLOTH is alone with his thoughts and the other suddenly-mute Sacred Relics.  ))

%%  Saddles, bridles, hoof-picks, tacky blonde wigs, hacked-up turkey carcasses, and bottles a Eau de Cat Piss in here, and no one will help me... might as well keep thinkin' about what FSD said... %%



"Terry - ... there are many ways to approach a problem.  If one key doesn't work in a particular lock, say in the Sacred Relics room, then don't forget to consider other ways to approach the same problem.  Everything is just energy - whatever form it appears in, it is just energy, and if you learn the laws of energy, you can do anything.  Between every particle of energy, including matter, are spaces, and once you understand how to enter into those spaces..." 


(( TERRY CLOTH perceives himself to be powerless and feels the flush of frustration color his newly-bleached cheeks as he remains trapped in some open space between where he is and where he is trying to be.  ))

%%  Spaces, spaces, how can I enter 'em?  I can't stand this, gotta fix it...  %%

(( TERRY CLOTH looks around the dim Sacred Relic Room again.  ))

HEY HOOF PICK!!!  Did you get cast?  If someone is playing you, can YOU get me outta here?  

(( Silence.  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 08:25:25 pm
((JBB rolls painfully on... still grumbling))

** I mean, really, the professional standards I've encountered thus far are perfectly shocking. That Raymille fellow obviously can't organise his way out of a paper bag. Humph... a tube of my calibre and breeding really shouldn't have to... Oww!!**

((JBB looks up and sees...))

(http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/one_king_street_looking_up.jpg)

** Wow! This must be where the Sacred Relic Room is...**

((Suddenly feels very scared))

**Terry?? TERRY???**
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Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 08:35:09 pm
TERRY CLOTH:

HEY, JBB!!! IN HERE, I'M IN HERE!!!  Just slide your flat end in the open space between what is the edge of the door and what is the frame ... and pick the lock!


((JBB looks up and sees...))

(http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/photos/one_king_street_looking_up.jpg)



TERRY CLOTH:

** Sky don't look right.  Rehearsal must a got out a control.  It appears that JBB might not be needed in the tent and that I might be too late...   ;)  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 08:44:49 pm
((JBB finds door unlocked))

** Hmmm? This ain't right... **

((Gingerly enters a dark and eerie space with the smell of Hell))

** Oh Lordy... ummm... Terry?... Mummy??... Ooooo... Who are...?... Ahhhhhhhhhhh......... **

((Door closes))

((An eerie silence ensues...))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 08:50:00 pm
((JBB finds door unlocked))

((Gingerly enters a dark and eerie space with the smell of Hell))


TERRY CLOTH:

** Darn it all, JBB, it smells like Hell in here because you knocked over a bottle of Eau de Cat Piss.  FSD is gonna have to burn a heck of lot of incense to cover that up.  But don't get me wrong, I'm glad to see ya!  Thanks for red-lining it here.  Now open that door again and let's get outta here!!  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 02, 2006, 09:00:38 pm
((JBB recovers decorum and stops crying))

%% How embarrassing. I hope he didn't notice me crying like a big girl's blouse %%

** Ahem. Err.. Terry, delighted to meet you at last. Stubbed my cap on the way in, you understand... er, brought tears to my eyes. Ha ha!... ummmm... **

((looks at door))

** ...did you realise it was unlocked, Terry? Must've been this sheep turd wedged in the door frame was keepin' it closed. **

((Pushes cap against door, but it doesn't budge))

** Oh... **
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Post by: Lumière on July 02, 2006, 09:10:41 pm
**
I need some assistance here!
I have a pregnant ewe here who is about to go into labour ...

(http://www.shaltzfarm.com/preg.jpg)

I need some clean towels ... Could I get some towels from the Relic Room please??
Anybody??
**


%%
If the dumbass Rag and Cream pair who've locked themselves up in the Relic Room got any sense in their heads, they'll escape when that door is opened...
%%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: RouxB on July 02, 2006, 09:12:32 pm
ummmm, love to love ya baby
ooooooo, love to love ya baby
ahhhhhhh, love to love you baby

oh, yeah-there, there, ummmm!! Oh, a little to the right, uh huh, you got it

oh baby, ooohhhhhhh

(http://www.music-with-ease.com/harmonica-1.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 02, 2006, 09:16:20 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((after playing a tune on a partially flattened HARMONICA, realizes he is still sore from when LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE threw him. He reaches into his pocket for that magical pain relief and moisturizing lotion, only to find it missing.))

((looks around wildly for JACK'S BODY BUTTER))

Hey, Ennis..... ?

%% No, no, you idiot! No one wants to hear about that. %%

Um, never mind.
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Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 09:20:49 pm
**
I need some assistance here!
I have a pregnant ewe here who is about to go into labour ...

(http://www.shaltzfarm.com/preg.jpg)

I need some clean towels ... Could I get some towels from the Relic Room please??
Anybody??
**


%%
If the dumbass Rag and Cream pair who've locked themselves up in the Relic Room got any sense in their heads, they'll escape when that door is opened...
%%


TERRY CLOTH:

YES, YES, JBB AND I WILL HELP!!!  If only someone will let us out of the Sacred Relic Dungeon ... Room ... Palace... please?!  Even though we don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!

(( TERRY CLOTH, Scarlett-cheeked and all Rhett in the face because he quoted the wrong movie   :'( , is temporarily relocated to the Broken Arse Mao-ntain Re-Education Camp at the very, very far and musty back of the Sacred Relics Room.  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 02, 2006, 09:35:00 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is looking around frantically for Terry, his beloved warshcloth))

%% Terry, where are you?  I swear I remember packing you from the last campsite.  Warshing is just not the same without your soft, clothy, sweet self.  I jes' pray now that no ky-ote eats up my precious Terry.%%

((Looks to Jack))


Huh? You say sumthin'?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 02, 2006, 09:38:11 pm
**
Ok...Who has the keys to the Sacred Relic Room?
I need some towels here , PLEASE!  :-\


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/shpLmb.jpg)


One lamb has been born ... I think there is another on the way ..

T-O-W-E-L-S!!  >:(  Arggghhh....

**


%%
Guess I'm gonna have to make do with one of the Director's discarded suits ...

(http://www.tinytim.org/photo/images/red-stripe-shirt.jpg)

%%

(( Rips it into little Tiny Pieces... Indapaddock hears a gasp from someone on set ...))


**
What??  He was planning on wearing this tonight??
Oh %$#@$$ !!!!!  >:(
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 09:41:43 pm
TERRY CLOTH:

ENNIS, I'M IN HERE.... WAAAAAY at the back... here with these Tara-ble curtains...

%% darn it, wrong movie again...   ;) %%

(( TERRY CLOTH starts over.  ))

ENNIS, JUST GRAB ME AND I'LL BE WITH YOU AND YOUR BLUE-EYED PUP IN THAT TENT WHEN YOU SPIN HIM ON HIS HEEL... TAKE JBB TOO... PLEASE...!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 02, 2006, 09:47:50 pm
** FSD has encountered technical difficulties and so will be away some for a while.  However, she can offer advice to Terry Cloth and JBB. **

"Terry, you and JBB are not locked in a room.  You simply need to use the spaces between matter as the conduit for your passageway.  Let me show you..."

(( FSD demonstrates highly evolved technique for moving through matter.  ))

**  FSD swears Terry and JBB to secrecy, which is completely unnecessary, as they have no idea how they just got out of the Sacred Relic Room.  FSD predicts High Priestess ain't gonna like this one little bit. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 02, 2006, 10:05:18 pm

(( Having been ripped into Tiny pieces like Mr. Raymille's old suit, and pushed by kindly and indulgent, if currently internet-impaired, FSD through the spaces between what matters -- Love -- and who does not -- HIGH  PRIESTESS   ;) --, and then reassembled outside of the Sacred Relic Room, TERRY CLOTH grabs his friend JBB.  They scram up the Mountain, carefully avoiding the placenta puddle near the no-longer PREGNANT SHEEP, and head to the hills for a Night Never To Be Forgotten.  ))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 02, 2006, 10:32:47 pm
(( Indapaddock waves arms about, beaming ...))


**
Everyone, I am very pleased to announce that our sheep mom, Toula, has safely given birth to two bouncing baby lambs ...  Mother and lambs are doing absolutely brilliantly!  :D

(http://www.almondvalley.co.uk/pict%20pages/pict_images/pict_sheep7l.jpg)

In fact, the little ones are feeling much better, now that I have wrapped them up in the Tiny pieces of The Boss' old suit!


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/newLamb.jpg)

 :D

So please join me in welcoming these two new woolie members of our BAM community. 

**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Brown Eyes on July 02, 2006, 11:24:57 pm
The Moon's wrangler is up visiting her folks for a few days... and can only check in to BetterMost sporadically.  So, since the the first important night of romance seems to be fast approaching... The Moon thought she'd provide a few images now to set the scene... the full moon just must be present to reveal the true love between our boys.  So, please use these as necessary as the scene progresses.


(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5x6YjKhEFSMBu7yjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12fluvdfe/EXP=1151983128/**http%3a//petulina.euweb.cz/obrazky/42/full_moon_in_pallas.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5qenjahEtXgAxwKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1333fi85e/EXP=1151983399/**http%3a//www.gavinblairsafaris.com/images/newsletters/year2004/bots_full_moon.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5x_RjahEwXQB2eijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12keejl92/EXP=1151983441/**http%3a//www.princeton.edu/%7ejhalderm/pics/pu0001/m/full_moon.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on July 02, 2006, 11:48:40 pm
((Meryl returns from the opera humming))

** Don'tcha poke it insofah, you don't know how big---- WHAT'S THIS?!!! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka4.jpg)

((Sees the door to the Sacred Relic Room has swung open.  All the Sacred Relics are in the Champagne Lounge getting royally squiffed.  The Two Bloody Shirts are in a very compromising position atop the bar.))

** Everybody back in the Room before I have you all demoted to Trashy Show Props!!  Giddyap!! **

((The SR's drop their flutes of Moet and trip over each other in a stampede to get back to their respective shelves, not before the Old Rose Bottle throws up all over Cassie's Tube Top and the Two Bloody Shirts get hopelessly rolled up into a slobbering, weepy knot))

** GAH! Whatta mess!  This is the work of that wicked Terry.  He's played upon the sympathies of that lah-di-dah fairy dust junkie Celeste and made off up the Mountain again! **

((Grabs Sacred Binoculars, climbs to penthouse terrace and scans the trail leading up to the Tent shoot.  The Moon is at the full in preparation for TS1.  Two tiny figures can be seen hopping madly up the slope leaving a faint trail of goop.))

** AHA!!! **



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Post by: welliwont on July 03, 2006, 12:08:10 am

The Moon is at the full in preparation for TS1.





(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5qenjahEtXgAxwKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1333fi85e/EXP=1151983399/**http%3a//www.gavinblairsafaris.com/images/newsletters/year2004/bots_full_moon.jpg)


Moon:  ((gulp!))

%% Ya mean me?%%

**Where are all the other Farkeen Actors?  I'm scared!  Nobody said I would be doing this all by myself!**

((shudders and sobs))


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 03, 2006, 12:28:44 am
YOUNG JACK:

((looks over all the people gone absolutely crazy: the Terry Cloth, Jack's Body Butter, the Stick, and even the Moon.))

** Um, people, we still got a few scenes left to do. You all're gettin' ahead of yourselves. We've got a whole afternoon up on the mountain, and THEN comes the evening...  If we hadn't been worried so much about poor Terry and JBB, we could have moved on. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 03, 2006, 12:42:07 am
YOUNG JACK:

**
 We've got a whole afternoon up on the mountain, and THEN comes the evening... **


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/mvSh.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on July 03, 2006, 03:34:38 am
Mr.RAYMILLE'S ASSISTANT:

((reading the thread to catch up on The Adventures of Terry and the Relics))

** Bravo, Everyone!  Sorry to have been gone for four effen pages.  You all are great.  Who could have imagined... **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 03, 2006, 10:14:41 am

The Moon is at the full in preparation for TS1.  Two tiny figures can be seen hopping madly up the slope leaving a faint trail of goop.



TERRY CLOTH:

** Just to be as clear as the slick here, for anyone who might rightfully be confused, the goop-trailers to which the HIGH PARTYCRASHER refers are me and JBB... not post-rehearsal Jack & Ennis...  maybe.  Someone please get the reins on those boys and get them back onset before they go sky-high again...  ;)  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 03, 2006, 10:44:23 am
CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1 TO CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER#2 (translated from Spanish):

This is exactly the same thing that happened on Swooning Nonstop. They get up to the money shot and then get all distracted with props and things and the action never takes place! Wanna make a bet that TS1 never happens? C'mon Fuzzy, let's get back to the sunny side of the mountain, I think we've got TS63 to perform!!

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/2-shotgauchofrombehind.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 03, 2006, 10:44:31 am
** Director Raymille is concerned about the potential tensions increasing on the set as sacred relics escape, Jack & Ennis get closer to the tent scene, the High Priestess gets closer to being institutionalized..., and has turned to an old Aussie tradition to smooth ruffled feathers.  Apparently, in Australia, every person is issued a koala, a kangaroo and a boomerang at birth.  The koala is just adorable, and makes everyone smile no matter what.

So - courtesy of our esteemed director, koalas for everyone!!  YAY!  Enjoy.  Watch out for the claws and the eucalyptus smell.  Bet everyone's feeling better already!  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/koala.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 03, 2006, 11:02:00 am
TERRY CLOTH:

** And, no, I am NOT that fluffy baby koala's daddy... so don't even start with me, please!   ;)  **
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Post by: welliwont on July 03, 2006, 12:34:23 pm
==TODAY'S UPDATE  -  WE ARE STILL HERE, AT THE BEGINING OF SCENE 20:

`````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
%%Continuity Director's Private Journal, Monday July 3, 2006, 12:20 PM E.S.T.:


Shey-it!!  Accordin' to that know-all Daniel, who plays the part of Young Jack, we are only half way up the mountain, and he and DeeDee and most of the other farkeen ac-tors went out and got drunk last night and missed their calls this mornin'.  I am jus about at the end of ma rope, what with that, and with ma boss bein' unavoidably distracted, and so much of tha responsibility fallin' on me.  I flubbed a scene last night, the moon came up at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, how embarrassin' is that for the farkeen Con-tinuity Director ta f _ _ k up the Continuity!!  I will NEVER be able to live that down...  Where THE HELL are those no-account ac-tors!!!  %%
``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````




SCENE # 20 – SHIFTING CAMP / THE LAST MATING DANCE BEFORE FIRST NIGHT IN TENT

THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION ASSISTANT(S) ARE NEEDED ON SET:
Lucise The Sheep Wrangler
Music Director



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Jack
Jack’s Pants
Jack's Zipbutton
Ennis
Ennis’ Pants
The Spit in Ennis' Hand
Low Startle Point
Cigar Butt
Jack’s Harmonica
Jack’s Cigarette
Ennis's Stick during Water Walkin' Jesus
Young Whiskey Bottle
The Wind
Sun and Moon
Peeing Sheep
1000 Sheep Extras
Lucy the Blue Heeler
Mika, The Musical Dumbass Mule
Dumbass Mule #27


THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS (IMPROV):
High Priestess (as always)
Props Magician (as always)
Feng Shui Director (as always)
The Horny Fly
Cat Stevens
Warsh Rag
Olivia Owl
any other thespian who cares to jump in==


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Post by: Becky on July 03, 2006, 02:28:55 pm
Sheep pisses everywhere!

*I've done my part!* ;D
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 03, 2006, 02:32:58 pm
((JBB scowls))

** Were you the woolly git who stepped on me yesterday? ** >:(
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Post by: Pipedream on July 03, 2006, 04:46:54 pm

** Director Raymille is concerned about the potential tensions increasing on the set as sacred relics escape, Jack & Ennis get closer to the tent scene, the High Priestess gets closer to being institutionalized..., and has turned to an old Aussie tradition to smooth ruffled feathers.  Apparently, in Australia, every person is issued a koala, a kangaroo and a boomerang at birth.  The koala is just adorable, and makes everyone smile no matter what.

So - courtesy of our esteemed director, koalas for everyone!!  YAY!  Enjoy.  Watch out for the claws and the eucalyptus smell.  Bet everyone's feeling better already!  **


%% Now they've gone nuts. Now they've gone completely nuts! %%  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Euleerstaunt.jpg)

** Hey, FSD! Wtf am I supposed to do with that lazy, furry fellow up here, hunh?? **   >:(


(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00008578.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 03, 2006, 05:02:37 pm

((Owl Olivia starts to think she is in a bad movie...))  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/KoalasKopie.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Euleverblfft.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 03, 2006, 05:09:43 pm
SCENE: Late Afternoon

YOUNG JACK:

((busies himself settin' up the tent and then building up the campfire, gettin' dinner ready: Beans'n'bananas again.))

((looks up as ENNIS approaches the campsite.))

Getting hungry, Ennis? Supper'll be ready in a few.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: David on July 03, 2006, 05:18:54 pm
%% Jacks Zipper is giddy at the thought of Ennis' arrival %%  ((Zips down, zips up, zips down, zips up!))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on July 03, 2006, 05:33:59 pm
JACK'S PANTS -

%%  Hmm...  there sure seems to be some confusion and commotion goin' on in my FLY area...  my buttons are trying to zip up and down like they was on a rolly-coaster....what the hell?!  I don't blame 'em fer wanting ta expedite matters when it comes to Easy Ennis Access, but fer cryin' out loud, these buttons tryin' to make zippy noises is some REAL high class entertainment if ya ask me, which you didn't. Might as well let 'em have their fun.    ::)%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: welliwont on July 03, 2006, 05:56:22 pm
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:  REVISIONS TO THE SCRIPT!

Due to the critical importance of Tent Scene 1, Director Raymille has called in from his remote location where he has been conducting a casting call for his next movie.  He is ever so sorry he cannot be here, BUT HE PROMISES THAT HE WILL RETURN SHORTLY!  In the meantime he has given us instructions to slow it down!

As TS1 is the very first milestone in the Jack-and-Ennis affair of the heart, where two souls first join together in all that is good and right, it must not be rushed!  We have been directed to further break down Scene 20 into smaller more manageable scenes.  Henceforth Scene 20 is re-scripted as:

Scene 20.a  -  Tent Don’t Look Right

Scene 20.b  -  Walter Walkin’ Jesus

Scene 20.c  -  “Shit.  I’m goin to go up to the Sheep Now”

Scene 20.d  -  “Ennis!  Quit Your Hammerin’ And Get Over Here”

Scene 20.e,f,g,h,i,j  -  Jack and Ennis Get It On (NC17)

Scene 20.s  -  (The Next Morning) Don’t That Boy Look Contented!

Scene 20.t  -  Ennis Goes Back To Sheep

End of Scene 20



CD TJ
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Post by: Pipedream on July 03, 2006, 06:04:17 pm
((The owls and the Props Magician are going to take a little nap now and hope they won't miss anything crucial...))  :)
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Post by: DeeDee on July 03, 2006, 07:29:57 pm
SCENE: Late Afternoon

YOUNG JACK:

((busies himself settin' up the tent and then building up the campfire, gettin' dinner ready: Beans'n'bananas again.))

((looks up as ENNIS approaches the campsite.))

Getting hungry, Ennis? Supper'll be ready in a few.




YOUNG ENNIS:

((Walks to the campsite after a long day of sheep watching.  Looks around at the site))

%% Wow, look at 'em settin' things up fer me.  I only wish I could share that tent with 'em at night.  Gets mighty cold all alone up there with them sheep%%

Hey bud, whut we eatin' tonight?

%% uh, is that beans and bananas again?  I don't know if I could get that down.  I sure hope he kin kiss better'in his cooking%%

Sure am lookin' forward to the beans and bananas.  I wuz gonna warsh up, but can't seem to find my warshrag, so let's eat now.


%% Sigh..Terry, where ya off to boy?%%
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Post by: Daniel on July 03, 2006, 07:34:41 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiling up at Ennis))

You sure this food is alright. I mean, if you want some meat or somethin', I wouldn' mind trying to cook that instead.

((looks over his shoulder at the banana clusters))

You know those bananas'll spoil if we don't get 'em eaten sometime soon.

((Broad grin at Ennis, serves up beans'n'bananas, then leans back on the log and pulls out his HARMONICA))
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Post by: DeeDee on July 03, 2006, 07:58:31 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Ennis walks around the tent, daring not to look at Jack lying there))

You know, this here tent don' look quite right, kinda tilting one way more than the other.

%% Don't look at 'em.  Keep eyes on tent. Look at those lips playing that sweet littlle instrument..sigh. This ain't right, I tell ya.%%

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Post by: Daniel on July 03, 2006, 08:10:19 pm
YOUNG JACK

((lays down on the log and looks up at Ennis who is standing behind him, holding the HARMONICA near his mouth.))

((He licks his lips, concentrating fully on Ennis's eyes))

Got any requests?
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Post by: welliwont on July 03, 2006, 08:11:43 pm


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Jake/lips.jpg)

(http://www.music-with-ease.com/harmonica-1.gif)

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Post by: Lumière on July 03, 2006, 08:19:29 pm


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/theNite.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on July 03, 2006, 08:22:34 pm
YOUNG JACK

((lays down on the log and looks up at Ennis who is standing behind him, holding the HARMONICA near his mouth.))

((He licks his lips, concentrating fully on Ennis's eyes))

Got any requests?



YOUNG ENNIS:

%%"ooooh love ta love ya baby....aaaahhhh love to love ya baby..%%

Nope, can't think a nuthin' at the moment.
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Post by: Daniel on July 03, 2006, 08:30:23 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((raises an eyebrow, still looking at ENNIS upside down))

Nothin'? Nothin' at all? I wouldn mind playin' ya, I mean playin' it for ya, I mean playin' a song for ya if you told me what it was.
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Post by: DeeDee on July 03, 2006, 08:41:54 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% I wonder what it would be like to be blown, uh played by those lips.. That harmonica is one lucky feller.%

Tell ya one thing, that harmonica don't sound quite right, neither.  Mebbe ya ought to try blowin it diff'rent.


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Post by: welliwont on July 03, 2006, 08:49:26 pm
Quote




(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Jake/lips.jpg)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Jake/lips.jpg)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Jake/lips.jpg)




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Post by: Daniel on July 03, 2006, 08:50:58 pm
YOUNG JACK

((After several attempts to blow the harmonica, looks up at Ennis))

I know. It just don't wanna make any sound at all.

((looks in the harmonica to see if anything is clogged in it.))

%% Oh, that's right, dumb mare threw me. %%

Maybe it got damaged when that mare threw me.... Err, I mean when she slipped on that banana peel.
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Post by: YaadPyar on July 03, 2006, 09:28:28 pm
** New photos from Director Raymille's latest travels have been released just now.  You may know that a special tax was levied on the citizens of his home town in Australia to fund a boob-reclamation project for him, which has resulted finally in successful plastic surgery.  The Director is now perky and ready for his role as Lureen.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/flameno1.jpg)


** With his new figure intact, and his love for red, it was only natural that he express his creative energy in a way that honors both.  So - he's been in Spain honing the fine art and craft of flamenco dancing.  Below are a few pics of him just today.  You will see he has a real flair for it. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/flamenco2.jpg)

** Director Raymille met his teacher on-set here when she served as the instructor for the Low Startle Point Horse.  Turns out the turning and twisting of LSP Horse is identical to that of flamenco.  LSP Horse and Director Raymille practice together often. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/flamenco.jpg)

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Post by: welliwont on July 03, 2006, 09:55:10 pm



%%WTF!! He told me he had to go on an important casting call for his next picture! :-\  >:(%%


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Post by: newyearsday on July 03, 2006, 10:02:51 pm
Quote
** Director Raymille met his teacher on-set here when she served as the instructor for the Low Startle Point Horse.  Turns out the turning and twisting of LSP Horse is identical to that of flamenco.  LSP Horse and Director Raymille practice together often. **

LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

((whips mane around, looks directly at audience, and whispers))

**It's true, She taught me everything I know. Here we are together during my early training, when I was a teen-filly and was into peroxide and 80's music....**

(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g303/dancedolphin/zimmer.jpg)


**Now as for Mr. Raymille, well, I guess you could call it practice....how do you think he got so good at "casting" all these wonderful ac-tors? I must say, there's something... almost...spiritual to the way he...((LSP HORSE breaks into song, complete with head banging)) turns me right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round round round!**

**Which is more than I can say for my Jack here....Sigh**

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Post by: newyearsday on July 03, 2006, 10:13:13 pm
YOUNG JACK

((After several attempts to blow the harmonica, looks up at Ennis))

I know. It just don't wanna make any sound at all.

((looks in the harmonica to see if anything is clogged in it.))

%% Oh, that's right, dumb mare threw me. %%

Maybe it got damaged when that mare threw me.... Err, I mean when she slipped on that banana peel.

LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

** Slipped on a banana peel, my ass. He better get his strory straight or I'll peel his banana!**

%% Hmmm, that don't sound like such a bad idea... %%
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Post by: RouxB on July 04, 2006, 02:51:16 am
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Post by: YaadPyar on July 04, 2006, 04:36:19 am
(( FSD brings new plants onto set to balance energy. ))

** Plants have red leaves.  Red symbolizes energy that our boys will need:  Assertive, daring, determined,  energetic,  energy, passion, action, devotion, power, courage, protection, enthusiasm, spontaneity, impulsive, heat, fire, blood, love, warmth, excitement and aggression. **

** Piney bonsai has been discarded by High Priestess, but these colorful Crotons will do just the trick. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/croton2.jpg)  (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/croton3.jpg) (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/croton4.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on July 04, 2006, 05:25:14 pm
Mika, the musical dumbass mule:


((Pokes head out from among the colorful leaves and brays in anticipation.))


**Didn't I hear something called TS1 is coming up? Makes me antsy and giddy and nervous and curious all at once. And even if it's cold here, I'm feeling strangly hot.... I'd better hang around, ready to serenade any proceedings that happen to catch my attention.**


((Starts scarfing down bananas))


**Whut? I *always* go on a binge while anticipating major events! The mountain is practically vibrating - the tension's been building so strong! The energy levels are off the charts! I can't pretend nothing's happening here!**
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Post by: Kelda on July 04, 2006, 05:30:10 pm
phew.. missed out in 10 pages and not missed tent scene one yet! woohoo!!
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 04, 2006, 06:00:11 pm
phew.. missed out in 10 pages and not missed tent scene one yet! woohoo!!

JBB:

** Indeed. They've kept me hanging around on set all day waiting for this Twist fellow. Softening someone's arse is not a 5 minute job you know! TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!!! Goddammit man, where is your arse??!!**

((Sits repeatedly snapping lid in a temper))
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Post by: Meryl on July 04, 2006, 06:36:29 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/MissKittyGun.jpg)


((The High Priestess gazes after the fleeing Warshcloth and Jack's Body Butter, eyes narrowing.....))

%% I'll get you, my Terry...and your little Tube, too!! %%

((Retires to scarf down a banana for energy))

%% That mule isn't so dumb after all! %%
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Post by: welliwont on July 04, 2006, 06:44:21 pm

phew.. missed out in 10 pages and not missed tent scene one yet! woohoo!!

Hostile Member of the Audience:

**Git lost Lureen!  Yur not on yet!!!!  Yur at least two years too early, yur not in yur costume, cain't ya see that the Per-formance is playin? ???  This ain't the rehersal tha knows!!!**


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Post by: welliwont on July 04, 2006, 06:50:49 pm
Another Intoxicated Buffoon From the Audience:

**Waddya mean Lureen??  That washen' Lureen!!!  Wassa matta with yer eyes man, that sweet lil gal was Lashawn , uhmm...  I mean Cassie!!  Yea,  thas who it was, it was Cassie!**



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Post by: saucycobblers on July 04, 2006, 06:55:44 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/MissKittyGun.jpg)

JBB:

**Sheeeeeeee-it!!!! Who the hell is that?**

((JBB shuffles into undergrowth))

**If that old witch gets a holda me ain't no knowin' where she'll end up spreadin' me!! Better get me a disguise!**

((Shuffling, grunting and much lid snapping behind bush... JBB emerges as...))

(http://www.thekidswindow.co.uk/images/products/NAT0202.jpg)

** She'll never recognise me now!!**

** But where's my man Terry? She might be using him to warsh her unmentionables!! TERRY!!!!**

((Calls into the echoey silence...))

**TEEEEEEEEEERRY!!!!**
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Post by: Lumière on July 04, 2006, 07:08:24 pm
%%
This is some hi-class entertainment here if you ask me!  :laugh:
...NOT!  >:(

Hmm ... I think I need me some of that Bottom Soothing lotion because I been waiting here on my behind all day, waiting to see some Tent Scene action ...!  And what do I get?  ZILCH! ZERO!  NADA!   ::)

Now where did I see that Arse Bottom Soothing cream lying around ?...

%%


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Post by: saucycobblers on July 04, 2006, 07:14:37 pm
%%
Now where did I see that Arse Bottom Soothing cream lying around ?...
%%




((JBB tries to wriggle out of Lucise Indapaddock's grip))

** Well really! Ms Indapaddock, you might have washed your hands first... seein' as you've been birthin' them stupid sheep all day! Gerroff!! Gerroff!!!**
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Post by: Lumière on July 04, 2006, 07:20:50 pm
((JBB tries to wriggle out of Lucise Indapaddock's grip))

** Well really! Ms Indapaddock, you might have washed your hands first... seein' as you've been birthin' them stupid sheep all day! Gerroff!! Gerroff!!!**


**  Well JBB, Indapaddock is a Mister!  As you are about to discover ...
Sit STILL!   I only want a little bit to sooth my aching butt muscles ... >:(
And I think the state of my hands should be the least of yer worries right now ...
Stay still!!
**


((Indapaddock wrestles with Bottom Lotion ...))


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Post by: Mikaela on July 04, 2006, 07:51:57 pm
Mika, the musical dumbass mule:


((Is moving slowly back and forth, back and forth in the field near the tent, swishing tail and showing every sign of antsy anticipation.))


=Would be biting fingernails if hooves weren't only option.=


((Starts humming, then singing; - soft, slow and mulish:))


~~Tonight, tonight,
Won't be just any night,
Tonight our cowboys sure will see stars.
Tonight, tonight,
no little thing tonight
And when this night ends,
they’ll have come far.

Today
Old Brokeback seems to tremble,
The wind whispers of passion,
And still the sky is light . . .

Oh moon, grow bright,
And shine on tent scene one - soon - this night!~~
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Post by: Sashca1007 on July 04, 2006, 08:27:33 pm
CIGAR BUTT -

((Shuffles a little closer to that dumbass mule))

%% Well, what's this?  That dumbass mule is singin' again...  and it sure is pretty.  I thought that mule'd still be mad at me for spookin' when we saw that bear.  My man Ennis was madder'n a old wet hen when those dumbasses flung all the food supplies everywhere...  he was cussin' and growlin' worse than that bear, all the way back to camp.  No more of his sweet hummin' that was so nice, just like dumbass's singing over here.  Hm-m-mmm.....   NO!  My Momma told me never to step over the line into donkeyland or muleville.  She said it just wasn't right, and to stick with my own kind.  I loved my Momma, but sometimes a horse's gotta do what a....   and that damned Low Startle Point Horse (Yee-haw!) has been too busy twirling and stomping and.......   not giving me the time of day.   So....        did I say Yee Haw?!!  I meant HEE HAW!!!  %%   ;D
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Post by: Mikaela on July 04, 2006, 08:41:41 pm
Mika:


((Inches closer to Cigar Butt, while continuing to hum softly and hypnotically.))


**He's so good-looking! And dependable. Solid. Bet he thinks I'm mad about that bear incident.... Well, if he does then he's the dumbass! If he hadn't a spooked then, I would have had a *make* him spook!  Ennis was humming so nicely while riding along, true - but not to Jack!  Ennis and Jack were getting nowhere - we had to help push them along, get them to worryting over each other, helping each other out, caring for each other. Nothing like a little fear and some bleeding to break the ice. Cigar Butt did good. Perhaps I should tell him?**


((Bats eyelashes pensively, nickers softly))

 
**He probably thinks I'm below him. ((Sighs sadly)) Thinks he'll hafta stick to his own kind.  Too bad.... I'd give him more than the time of day, if he'd ever dare to look my way!**
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Post by: DeeDee on July 04, 2006, 10:58:34 pm
YOUNG JACK

((After several attempts to blow the harmonica, looks up at Ennis))

I know. It just don't wanna make any sound at all.

((looks in the harmonica to see if anything is clogged in it.))

%% Oh, that's right, dumb mare threw me. %%

Maybe it got damaged when that mare threw me.... Err, I mean when she slipped on that banana peel.



YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Nervously walking around the tent trying not to look at Jack in such a compromising position.))

Banana peel?  You wan' me to believe that?  That mare, she threw ya, I bet.  You bein' all sure she wouldn'.

%%She probably gettin all excited with them tight thighs on either side of her, and that smooth butt ridin' her all the time...hell I would have bucked him ma'self%%
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Post by: Daniel on July 04, 2006, 11:16:47 pm
** Um, not yet, Ms. Moon. We got the rest of the evenin' then the moon can come up. Alright, darlin'?**

YOUNG JACK:

((chuckles to himself and grins up at Ennis))

Can't pull the wool over yer eyes, can I, Ennis? Yer right, that mare got lucky, tossed me 'bout 20 feet. I bet if you'd been there you could have handled her... You've got those firm hands of yours... %% that I want all over my body %% 'Twas good I landed in the brush, even though I did get scratched up a little.

Here, whit yer whistle and I'll see if I can dredge up some other entertainmen' since the harmonica aint soundin' right.
((tosses WHISKEY BOTTLE to ENNIS))
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Post by: Daniel on July 04, 2006, 11:38:02 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((As Ennis takes a swig from the whiskey bottle, gets up from the fire and moves a little away. The orchestra begins to play the musical dumbass mule's song again.))

**Tonight, tonight,
won't be a reg'lar night.
Tonight we'll have a feast by the fire.**

((looks wistfully over at Ennis, who is still preoccupied by the tent))
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Post by: alec716 on July 04, 2006, 11:40:28 pm
(http://www.thekidswindow.co.uk/images/products/NAT0202.jpg)

** She'll never recognise me now!!**

** But where's my man Terry? She might be using him to warsh her unmentionables!! TERRY!!!!**

((Calls into the echoey silence...))

**TEEEEEEEEEERRY!!!!**


TERRY CLOTH:

** JBB, my darlin' little Tiddley-Pom friend, I'm alright, I'm alright... over here in the sheep-pee drenched bushes.  No worries, the HIGHLY UNMENTIONABLE PRIESTESS' army didn't get me and neither that dancin' elk nor those flirtin' equines done stepped on me yet.

** After we got separated on our goop trail, I headed down by the stream to see if I could find you, and I got held up by Walter... you know Walter...     





Scene 20.b  -  Walter Walkin’ Jesus








** Walter, that new guy who the Continuity Director says is gonna be in Scene 20.b.  Needed me to dry off the bottoms of his feet after his rehearsal.  Anyway, get'cher Tiddley-Pommey self outta the Sheep Wrangler's palms and let's head up to that not-gonna-look-right-tent.... I'll race you there!  **
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Post by: DeeDee on July 04, 2006, 11:47:12 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Hears the music and starts twirling around))


                                  **Tonight, tonight
                               we'll have some fun tonight
                               And the sheep can be damned
                                      to hellfire.
**

(( Looks back at Jack for encouragement))
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Post by: Brown Eyes on July 04, 2006, 11:59:48 pm
** Um, not yet, Ms. Moon. We got the rest of the evenin' then the moon can come up. Alright, darlin'?**

**Hmmmm.  Sorry.  I deleted the premature moon beams.**
(( :-\ :-X ))

**Just let me know when my cue comes around...**
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Post by: Brown Eyes on July 05, 2006, 12:14:47 am
**Umm... OK, so someone alerted me that y'all are needing a sunset around here.  So, here we go.  Don't laugh and point at me if I'm jumping in at the wrong time again.**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyiAxPKtEipYAsyWjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12t38008g/EXP=1152159153/**http%3a//www.oakroad.net/photo-lib/image/large/z-sunset-mountains-39837.jpg)
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Post by: Jack-and-Ennis on July 05, 2006, 12:24:10 am
YOUNG JACK and ENNIS together:

((still singing along with the orchestra))

** Today the hours went by slowly.
But now the sun is falling and soon the moon will rise.
((YOUNG JACK winks at Ms. Moon))
Oh moon, shine bright.
And make this endless day into night.
Tonight**

((YOUNG JACK and ENNIS look at each other across the campfire... still uncertain of what is going to happen tonight.))
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Post by: twistedude on July 05, 2006, 12:37:41 am
I assume it's O.K. if a goddamned string of saliva hates every show you're using for songs...YUK!!!!!

Pauline Kael wrote 11 damning pages about WSS in the New yoriker, but it didn't do any good...

As for TSOM,  Pleeease, Joking Jesus, gimmie a break...
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Post by: Meryl on July 05, 2006, 12:41:28 am
((The orchestra performs a sweeping modulation into the moody, tight rhythms of the B section))

HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Nilsson.jpg)

** The Head Gal’s gonna have her way--tonight,
She’ll make that slipp’ry Warshcloth pay--tonight!
He whines that Ennis needs him.  Bull. Shit.
It isn’t in the screenplay—he’s adding a bit! **

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Post by: alec716 on July 05, 2006, 12:54:17 am
((The orchestra performs a sweeping modulation into the moody, tight rhythms of the B section))

HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Nilsson.jpg)

** The Head Gal’s gonna have her way--tonight,
She’ll make that slipp’ry Warshcloth pay--tonight!
He whines that Ennis needs him.  Bull. Shit.
It isn’t in the screenplay—he’s adding a bit! **




(( Refusing to B modulated, moody TERRY CLOTH thinks of tight ... um ... rhythms .... and sings ... ))

**  Tonight, tonight,
      the tent won't look quite right.
      And tonight there'll be no rough skin.

     Tonight, tonight,
     I'll caress my friends tonight
     And warsh away their first-chance sin.

     Tonight...  **
   
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Post by: Daniel on July 05, 2006, 12:58:49 am
YOUNG JACK:

((still singing with the orchestra))

**Tonight, tonight -
Oh come on now, we ain't even at night yet. ((Orchestra suddenly dies down)) This is still evenin'.**

((Sits down at the campfire and takes a swig of the whiskey Ennis's handed him.))

Hey, Ennis. You know any hymns. I got this one runnin' around in my head. Let me know if ya heard it.

There was a sinner named Walter that blamed God.
And God sent to him his only Son.
And Jesus he walked on that Sinner.
And now Walter, he's a big Winner.
I know I shall meet you on that final day.
Walter Walkin Jesus, take me away!
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Post by: DeeDee on July 05, 2006, 01:06:34 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Listens to Jack, tapping along with his stick, starting to have a real good time))

Sounds good, bud.  Never did hear it.  Like tha way you sing it though.  Let me get some more a that whiskey.

%% The boy is getting snookered, need to keep up with em.  Don't want him to think I ain't all man.%%

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Post by: Daniel on July 05, 2006, 01:17:52 am
YOUNG JACK

((nods sullenly and hands Ennis the Whisky Bottle))

My mama, though, she raised me right. Lerned me all about religion. 'bout how there was a partin' of the red herrin' and all that.. And Jesus and his disciples... they were Pentacostals, though, thats for sure.... We all gotta watch out fer that Pentacost.
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Post by: YaadPyar on July 05, 2006, 11:12:47 am
** FSD apologizes for her recent absence.  She has been studying and refining her techniques. **

(( FSD places Cell Balancer in dressing rooms of each actor as well as all cast members.  They are red in honour of Director Raymille's favourite colour (spelled with a 'u' also in honour of his Aussie roots. FSD has brought these on-set, as the energy of the entire story is moving in a new direction. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/activatordisc.jpg)

**  FSD explains that the Cell Balancer is a nurturing approach to transformation. The 6” x 4.5” plate features tuned harmonic-geometric copper antennas that activate your cells’ higher potential.

FSD instructs cast and crew to use this precision-tuned miracle of cosmic technology to:

- Restore the true unique blueprint of your divine nature,
- Release layers of toxic and distorted energy vibrations,
- Remember your timeless wisdom, waiting within for its activation,
- Experience the joy of living that is your birthright.

When you place your fingertips on the Cell-Balancer, you’re “in circuit” with the transformational energies.  Spiritual healing patterns of transformation flow through your energy pathways, directly into the spiritual cells of the body.  The Cell-Balancer transmutes negative energy-patterns trapped in your energy-body that confine, limit or distort your true self.  As you release the energy distortions, you are freed to access your true essence. **

%% FSD thinks to herself that perhaps no one understood any of that, but at least the discs also make nice decorative pieces!  %%

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Post by: alec716 on July 05, 2006, 11:37:25 am
TERRY CLOTH:

(( His newly-bleached cheeks are flushed red from the excitement of receiving FSD's latest teaching.  ))

Don't worry, FSD, I hear ya!  Thanks for the schoolin'.  I always wanted to be a sophomore, thought the word had a nice ring to it.

**  With all this talk of fingertips, vibrations, waiting for activation, unique blue eyes of a divine nature, and nice, decorative pieces, I better pick up the pace here pronto!  **

((  TERRY CLOTH, ever the humble servant, moves himself in a different direction and hurries the meter of his march up the Mountain.  He is eager to be where he is NeededMost.  ))
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Post by: DeeDee on July 05, 2006, 12:48:22 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Taking even bigger swigs from the whiskey bottlle.))

%%Red herrin'?%%

Whut exactly is the Pentacost?  Is it like a tornado gonna come down an' take us somewheres? Whut is it that we're lookin' for?  I mean ma mamma never said nuthin' 'bout no pentacostin'

(( Ennis suddenly very embarassed about his ignorance, spill whiskey all over his pants))

%%TERRY!!! How could you just leave me?? Without you, I have nuthin' to lap up this spilt whiskey%%

(( Looks at Jack))

%% hmmmm%%
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Post by: alec716 on July 05, 2006, 01:08:51 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis suddenly very embarassed about his ignorance, spill whiskey all over his pants))

%%TERRY!!! How could you just leave me?? Without you, I have nuthin' to lap up this spilt whiskey%%



TERRY CLOTH:

** I'm right here, Ennis!!   Long story about owls and relics and lotion and bein' captive-ated and the HIGH PRIESTESS' major diva power trip and some guy named Nelson Mandala that the Feng Shui Director keeps sayin' all over the set is well-hung.   I finally made it up this Broken Arsed Mountain and I'm hiding under the bushes so that Low Startle Point nag don't turn me back into a pee-soaked rag.  ;) **

**  Come git me and I'll git whatever's spilt in your lap... hey and there's the blue-eyed pup guy with the great locks who sleeps in the tent... I hope you got the right whis-key to turn you two into tumblers.  **
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Post by: Daniel on July 05, 2006, 03:54:34 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Taking even bigger swigs from the whiskey bottlle.))

%%Red herrin'?%%

Whut exactly is the Pentacost?  Is it like a tornado gonna come down an' take us somewheres? Whut is it that we're lookin' for?  I mean ma mamma never said nuthin' 'bout no pentacostin'

(( Ennis suddenly very embarassed about his ignorance, spill whiskey all over his pants))

%%TERRY!!! How could you just leave me?? Without you, I have nuthin' to lap up this spilt whiskey%%

(( Looks at Jack))

%% hmmmm%%

YOUNG JACK

((a little concerned about the spilled whiskey, starts up.))

You wanna watch it there, Ennis. We don' have too much of the stuff. And asides, I know from 'xperience that that stuff'll stain. You got a cloth handy?

((notices Ennis's warshrag in the bushes.))

Hey, Ennis. Isn't that yourn? Well I guess it'll do.

((swoops up TERRY CLOTH and pats Ennis's lap with it, trying to blot up as much of the whiskey as possible. He seems very concentrated on the task.))

What was it we was talkin' bout...?
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Post by: alec716 on July 05, 2006, 04:49:02 pm
YOUNG JACK

((swoops up TERRY CLOTH and pats Ennis's lap with it, trying to blot up as much of the whiskey as possible. He seems very concentrated on the task.))



((  The swooped TERRY CLOTH swoons as the loops on the back of his neck stand up from the goobly electricity of this moment.  In a stupor induced by New Love and Old Rose, TERRY CLOTH hopes that nothing stems the, ... um... tide which is carrying Our Heroes toward Tent Scene 1.  ))


TERRY CLOTH:

(( botching his attempt to interact constructively with ENNIS' ZIPPER while lapping Ennis' lap, but gurgling through whiskey vapors as thick as the Mountain's morning mist ... ))

**  Hey BLUE HEELER, you gonna be OK with baby-sittin' the SHEEP?  **

((  The besotted TERRY CLOTH passes out in a haze.  He becomes as limp as, well, a warshrag.  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on July 05, 2006, 05:11:06 pm
Mika:

**Never have I been happier not to be one of them dogs! That Blue Heeler, he will have to stay up on the mountain with the sheep. Poor guy. Right now, nothin' and no-one could tear me away from my spot here right next to the tent**

((Swishes tail, sharpens eyes and ears, and unobtrusively steps a little closer. For once keeps completely and utterly silent, not wanting to disturb anyone at this crucial juncture))

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Post by: Becky on July 05, 2006, 05:17:40 pm
((Peeing sheep wanders over and decides to join in on the moment starts helping Jack mop up Ennis. Peeing sheep then by accident pees in the precious suply of Whiskey))

**Sorry I wish I could control myself sometimes! I guess Ennis and Jack can't blame the warm tingly feelings on Alcohol now...Muhahaha my plan is working! Feel free to punish the peeing incident...as long as you don't put me in the briar patch, I can't stand those awful briar patches. ;D**
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Post by: Sashca1007 on July 05, 2006, 05:40:05 pm
JACK'S PANTS -

%%Aw, shoot.....   SHOOT!  One of my danged buttons is hangin' by a thread--  I don't know whether it was from all them little guys pretendin' ta be a zipper and gettin' all crazy with their zippy imitations, or if it was from this HUGE stretchin' goin' on in my button area, ever since YOUNG JACK started moppin' up the whiskey spill.  He ain't even tryin' to hide it, neither....   maybe he wants YOUNG ENNIS to admire what he's got up front?  I reckon that's it.  He'll be admirin' things a little more up front and personal than planned if I don't rein in that wayward button and his buddies. %%

CIGAR BUTT -

~~~doot de doot de doo dee doo doo do-o-o-o....  take a walk on the mu-ule side..~~~   %% Dang it, did I just sing that out loud? My Mom would slaughter me! %%   ;D

ME - ** As testament to my dedication to the Bean Site and this production...   I am at the PUBLIC LIBRARY because the power is out at my home!  Limited time here, so I'm hoping power will be back before it's time for any heavy duty button-flyin',  PANTS yankin', and spittin'.  (David Zippy-buttons, where are you?!)  Anyway, hope to be back soon!**   ::)
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Post by: DeeDee on July 05, 2006, 06:01:23 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Jumps up and  looks as Jack grabs his beloved Terry and starts walking back))

%% What a relief, my Terry is here.  But why isn't he..oooh, uhh, bud whatcha doin' there? hmmm, nice.%%

Um, thanks bud. I kin take it from 'ere.  Sun goin' down mighty pretty right now. Don't right feel like goin' up to them sheep right now... Mebbe I'll jes' have a liitle more a that whiskey.

%% Hey, what's that sheep doing over by our whiskey?%%
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Post by: Meryl on July 05, 2006, 06:40:34 pm

((The High Priestess takes a moment to perform necessary rituals before heading off in pursuit of the peccant Warshrag and Body Butter))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/tentfruitcandles.jpg)

** O Great Mountain of Brokeback, watch over the Union that is about to take place.  Let your benevolent spirit fill the hearts of Our Boys and warm their Significant Parts, symbolized by the Fruits that they have so auspiciously consumed, yea even Bananas, and Apples Likened to Certain Canine Appendages. **

** May they stand firm **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/peniscandle.jpg)

** May the Moon remember her duty **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/mysticalmoon.jpg)

** And may the Children of the Night bear witness to this Consummation, as it has been foretold by Annie the Author Almighty **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/owl.jpg)(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/elk.jpg)(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/wolf.jpg)

YEEHAW




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Post by: Ellemeno on July 05, 2006, 06:50:52 pm
THE WIND:

** AMEN YEE HAW **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 05, 2006, 07:06:49 pm
((  The besotted TERRY CLOTH passes out in a haze.  He becomes as limp as, well, a warshrag.  ))

((JBB, having made the slow and arduous journey to the set from the marauding mitts of Lucise Indapaddock, collapses just outside the don't-look-right tent)).

** I'm here! At last, my finest hour! Grampy would've been so proud... *sniff*... alas, as a result of my encounter with Mr Indapaddock (surely one girly-lookin' Mr  ???) I am spent, ravaged, squeezed, emptied most wontonly of my remaining 6 fl.ozs.**

(http://iwow.cottages.polycount.com//CES_Log/Photo_Log/CES_Log01/Toothpaste_Tube02.jpg)

((Attempts to raise lid, but no longer possesses the strength or will))

** My sole consolation is to see my dear friend Terry so happy. Terry, my friend, you've been the greatest of companions. This role will be the making of you. I only wish i could've come along for the ride, dear friend... *gasp*... I bid you adieu... **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on July 05, 2006, 07:08:45 pm
Mika the dumbass mule:


((Trembles in awe at the mysteries and strength of the magical Brokeback rituals this most sacred night))


((Trembles in enraged worry at that dumb-ass sheep causing the whiskey to taste like sheep-piss or worse))


((Trembles in mule-blushing envy of TERRY CLOTH))


((Trembles hopefullly and bashfully both, sensing the vibes strong as electrical currents that are lacing this night, - especially when noticing Cigar Butt standing *very* near by))


((Trembles in suppressed laughter, quickly turned into proper contemplative awe, over ritual pink votive candles))


=Generally trembles so much, and for so many reasons, that the mountain starts subtly shaking, too. Everyone in the vicinity has to wonder if it's the tremors of a far-away earthquake, or the effect of too much whiskey, - or the impact that special person near you can sometimes have on your suddenly-weak knees, when the time is ripe and right...........=

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Post by: Brown Eyes on July 05, 2006, 08:33:01 pm
**The Moon is on set... ready and waiting.  We don't seem to be quite there yet, but I'll be on hand when the moment's right.**

((  :-*  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 05, 2006, 08:37:59 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Jumps up a looks as Jack grabs his beloved Terry and starts walking back))

%% What a relief, my Terry is here.  But why isn't he..oooh, uhh, bud whatcha doin' there? hmmm, nice.%%

Um, thanks bud. I kin take it from 'ere.  Sun goin' down mighty pretty right now. Don't right feel like goin' up to them sheep right now... Mebbe I'll jes' have a liitle more a that whiskey.

%% Hey, what's that sheep doing over by our whiskey?%%

YOUNG JACK:

((nods to Ennis, also sittin' by the fire.))

Sure enough. Won't need to go up to 'em sheep till later on tonight anyhow. Hey, um, where'd the whiskey go?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 05, 2006, 08:50:00 pm

((  The besotted TERRY CLOTH passes out in a haze.  He becomes as limp as, well, a warshrag.  ))


((  Unable to remain limp in the presence of the powerful pheremones wafting about in the Mountain's evening air, and much to the consternation of many, TERRY CLOTH slowly rouses.  He breathes in the fumes of sheep-pee and, for the second time in the Performance, almost asphyxiates from the smell.  TERRY CLOTH carefully surveys all that has happened during his unfortunate unconsciousness.  Count his level of concern among those that are growing larger on this fateful evening.  ))


((The High Priestess takes a moment to perform necessary rituals before heading off in pursuit of the peccant Warshrag and Body Butter))


TERRY CLOTH:  

** Yeah, peccant, schmeccant, whatEVER.   ::)    Miss Fancy-Word Webster's here is cordially invited to get over her severe case of Diva Fee-vah.  Ya think the HIGHLY UNHELPFUL PRIESTESS could support a Sacred Relic or two at this Critical Career Juncture.  But no, it's all about her....   ;)  **

(( TERRY CLOTH then gasps aloud as his gaze falls upon the fallen Sacred Tube of JBB.  ))


** I am spent, ravaged, squeezed, emptied most wontonly of my remaining 6 fl.ozs.**

(http://iwow.cottages.polycount.com//CES_Log/Photo_Log/CES_Log01/Toothpaste_Tube02.jpg)

((Attempts to raise lid, but no longer possesses the strength or will))


TERRY CLOTH:  (( screams, brays, pees, whatever, in abject horror, but quietly so as not to disturb Our Heroes at their own Critical Career Junctures.  ))  

** NO, JBB, it's not YOU who is getting ravaged and spent tonight!!  PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, Doll!!  We need you tonight!  Ya look like someone pulled your lotion out hand over hand a yard at a time.  **

HEY, ANYBODY KNOW CARDIOTUBEMONARY RESCUSITATION AROUND HERE??!  We need the FSD now more than ever.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: newyearsday on July 05, 2006, 09:49:55 pm

TERRY CLOTH:

** I'm right here, Ennis!!    ...I finally made it up this Broken Arsed Mountain and I'm hiding under the bushes so that Low Startle Point nag don't turn me back into a pee-soaked rag.  ;) **

LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

Warshrag and others, please forigive the time-lag
but just who do you think you're callin a nag?

There's no reason at all to call me that name
That tube-friend a yours, he's really to blame

He called me a nag too, though he didn't mention piss
Don't make me throw you in hot water for this!

Only thing here that's soaked with sheep-pee
Is that unfortunate bottle of YOUNG WHISKEY

So get your story straight, warshrag, if you please
Cause till now, I really liked you Terry----jeez!

If you'd just quit your hammerin with all this slander
and check the damn thread, go on, go take a gander

You'd see it's Jack Twist makes me jump and buck
though tonight I can see I'm shit outta luck

So let's get on with the story 'cause I don't wanna fight
There's too much love to be found on ol' Brokeback tonight.






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Post by: DeeDee on July 05, 2006, 10:02:59 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is trying to settle down, the booze working its magic and gettin him slowly and assuredly drunk, while holding his beloved Terry))

%% I remember a time when I never wen' anywheres without my Terry, now I may have to let him go.  Looking at the boy with blue eyes, may not be room in ma life for 'em...sigh...feels like so long ago...that night we bonded%%

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Post by: YaadPyar on July 05, 2006, 10:10:47 pm
**  FSD explains that wands have been used in many cultures and are a wonderful tool for enegetic and healing work. Since they are used to direct and amplify energy, they are also very helpful in feng shui space clearing and blessings, and they are an invaluable tool to direct focused healing energy.  JBB has found herself empty well before the critical scene in which she is most needed; a resurrection of sorts is required. **

** JBB is in need of immediate healing and restoration, so FSD has brought her sacred wand to perform the necessary duties.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Wand.jpg)

(( FSD waves her wand, whispering the magical incantation to restore JBB to her original glory.  This is the same incantation FSD uses on soap operas to restore actors when they have been killed off, but found very popular, and the producers decide they must return.  ))

%% FSD thinks about how life flows through the spaces between matter.  It's the same lesson she tried to teach Terry and JBB the other day, but they didn't listen, and now she has to intervene again, which she does wonderfully well, bringing JBB sputtering back to life, fully restored.  %%


(http://www.thekidswindow.co.uk/images/products/NAT0202.jpg)

** FSD remains concerned about JBB willingness to apply itself to all comers, and Terry's penchant for getting intoxicated and passing out. **

(( FSD whispers additional incantation to give them greater strenght and power to use their abilities for good.  ))

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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 05, 2006, 11:23:27 pm
((SHEEPHERDERS #1 & 2 are standing by with emergency supplies: sheepskins full of clear slick, spit, and lanolin))
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Post by: Meryl on July 06, 2006, 12:12:44 am

((After setting in motion one last ritual to ensure the completion of tonight's Sacred Bonding

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/hot20dogs.jpg)

the High Priestess gets down to business.  Heading for the garage where the Sacred Vehicles are kept, she rolls out Mrs. Twist's Sacred Pentecostal Mountain Bike, singing to herself.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/jesusmoped.jpg)

** "Buffalo gals, won'tcha come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight...Buffalo gals, won'tcha come out tonight, dance by the light of the mooooooon!" **

((She mounts the Bike and revs the motor fiercely.))

** Hear that, Terry?  That's the sound of me comin' for ya!  You can run, boy, but you can't hide!!  MWAHAHAHAHA!! **

((She releases the brake.  The Sacred Bike leaps forward and bounds up the Mountain, trailing red flame....))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 06, 2006, 01:03:25 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is trying to settle down, the booze working its magic and gettin him slowly and assuredly drunk, while holding his beloved Terry))

%% I remember a time when I never wen' anywheres without my Terry, now I may have to let him go.  Looking at the boy with blue eyes, may not be room in ma life for 'em...sigh...feels like so long ago...that night we bonded%%



TERRY CLOTH:

** Huh-lo, Ennis, duh, you are about to need me more than ever.  ::)   Mr. Blue-Eyed Spin-on-his-heel Pup is gonna have a lot to do with it.  Think: Skyscraper Rehearsal Debacle.  So just don't go all melodramatic on me here, Cowboy.  Lay back and enjoy .... oh wait, that's in Tent Scene 2, not 1.... um, I mean hang the heck onto me and I'll be there for ya, buddy.  **

&&  Sheesh, what do I not put up with around here?  Dude knows I'm afraid a drownin' ... can't walk on that river like that Walter guy... where's my Union Steward?!  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 06, 2006, 09:09:18 am
((JBB awakes from the healing vibes of ministering angel FSD, feelin' like a new tube))

** *gasp*... it's a miracle... a bone fide miracle! I feel like my old self - before the squeezing, ravashing, stomping, peeing, sh*****g and general abuse emptied me of my life's blood cream**

((Looks down and snaps lid a few times, gingerly))

** Can it be??**

(http://greenhawk.ca/scstore/graphics/MEO8703_F.jpg)

((As much as a tube can, JBB skips through the undergrowth, singing in a deep, gravelly voice))

** I see trees of green, thorn bushes too
 I see them bloom, for me and you Terry
 And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

 I see skies of blue and clouds of white
 The crotch-straining day, the hot horny night
 And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

 The colours of the sunset, so pretty in the sky
 Are also on the faces of sheep going by
 I see mules shakin' hooves, brayin' "How do you do?"
 They're really saying "I love you"

 I hear the boys cryin', I watch their **** grow
 They'll have more sex than I'll ever know
 And I think to myself, what a wonderful world
 Yes, I think to myself, what a wonderful world Terry

 Ooooohhhhh yeahhhhhh **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 06, 2006, 10:02:28 am
(( FSD peers into the future to divine what energy is next needed on the set in preparation for the impending tent scene. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/trelawny2.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on July 06, 2006, 10:20:33 am
%% FSD has been thinking about Tantra, that Asian body of beliefs and practices which, working from the principle that the universe we experience is nothing other than the concrete manifestation of the divine energy of the godhead that creates and maintains that universe, seeks to ritually appropriate and channel that energy within the human microcosm in creative and emancipatory ways.  %%

%% FSD thinks she has perhaps found the perfect enhancement for both Jack and Ennis to channel that energy as they move toward the tent scene.  It is not traditional Feng Shui practice, but perhaps effective anyway. %%

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/mothermcsorley.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on July 06, 2006, 11:33:37 am
THE ASSISTANT

((Reads the adVERtisement  for Mother McSorley's Vi-Ag-Ra with growing understanding))

%% "Named for her three children?"  "VIolet, AGnes, and RAYMOND?"  Well, it's all falling into place: Mr. Raymille's hurried, hushed phone calls home right before big casting calls.  The small, rattly boxes arriving Fed Ex from home no matter where we are working in the world.  Mr. Raymille IS Raymond McSorley, heir to the McSorley Vi-Ag-Ra fortune!  I wonder why he never told us?  I thought I knew everything about the man.  %%
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Post by: welliwont on July 06, 2006, 01:35:46 pm

THE CONTINUITY DIRECTOR:

**There seems to be an unaccountable delay in the hugely anticipated birth of passion that we will all be blessed as witnesses to (soon!).  CD wonders why that is!???  Could it be that our two Principal Players and their attendant troupe (clothing, zipbuttons, spit) are shy and afraid?  Could it be that the pressure is getting to them?  CD would like them to know that everyone here loves them, please don’t be afraid… s’alright, s'alright, everythin’ gonna be ok, shh shh…
**


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 06, 2006, 01:38:25 pm
THE CONTINUITY DIRECTOR:

**There seems to be an unaccountable delay in the hugely anticipated birth of passion that we will all be blessed as witnesses to (soon!).  CD wonders why that is!???  Could it be that our two Principal Players and their attendant troupe (clothing, zipbuttons, spit) are shy and afraid?  Could it be that the pressure is getting to them?  CD would like them to know that everyone here loves them, please don’t be afraid… s’alright, s'alright, everythin’ gonna be ok, shh shh…
**




YOUNG JACK

**Actually, Ms. CD, I think we're both a rearin' to go... We're jes' tryin' to stay close t' that timeline a yourn. An' it just seems to be takin' forever. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on July 06, 2006, 01:49:10 pm
Quote
**Actually, Ms. CD, I think we're both a rearin' to go... **

~~Mika stomps hooves in near-delirious approval.~~

**Though't they'd never be getting it on! This wishin' 'n waiting' was driving' me bonkers! I haven't even taken time out for food in days, for fear that I'd miss out on anything... important. What with the High Priestess ceremonially heating all those hot dogs, and the JBB resurrection and all, and symbolism so thick in the air I cain't hardly even breathe, I thought things would surely progress!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on July 06, 2006, 02:20:46 pm

YOUNG JACK

**Actually, Ms. CD, I think we're both a rearin' to go... We're jes' tryin' to stay close t' that timeline a yourn. An' it just seems to be takin' forever. **


I am at ma payin' job here so I can't get fancy an' send out 20 or 30 PM, but we have been waitin' on that no-show MR. TheStudDuck! now for over tweeny four hours, and he is not returnin' my calls, so I say "Bring 'em down!"   ---Ah mean ON WITH THE SHOW!

CD

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Post by: Mikaela on July 06, 2006, 02:23:34 pm
**GULP**
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Post by: Daniel on July 06, 2006, 02:34:41 pm

I am at ma payin' job here so I can't get fancy an' send out 20 or 30 PM, but we have been waitin' on that no-show MR. TheStudDuck! now for over tweeny four hours, and he is not returnin' my calls, so I say "Bring 'em down!"   ---Ah mean ON WITH THE SHOW!

CD



YOUNG JACK

**Shhh, shh. S'allright.**
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Post by: Pipedream on July 06, 2006, 02:41:46 pm

I am at ma payin' job here so I can't get fancy an' send out 20 or 30 PM, but we have been waitin' on that no-show MR. TheStudDuck! now for over tweeny four hours, and he is not returnin' my calls, so I say "Bring 'em down!"   ---Ah mean ON WITH THE SHOW!

CD


** Yeah, Dumbass Mule # 27 is still missing, so it looks like it's up to us to sing a song and encourage our very dear Jack to take some action! **
  ;)

((Owl Olivia and Owl Oscar start to sing a happy tune, known from the musical "Ariel." Soon some other animals join in...))  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/ZweiEulensingen.jpg)

"Kiss the Boy"


there you see him
sitting there across the way
he don't got a lot to say
but there's something about him

and you don't know why
but you're dying to try
you wanna kiss the boy

yes, you want her
look at him, you know you do
possible he wants you, too
there is one way to ask him

it don't take a word
not a single word
go on and kiss the boy

[sing with me now!]

sha la la la la la, my, oh, my
look like the boy too shy
ain't gonna kiss the boy

sha la la la la la, ain't that sad
ain't it a shame, too bad
he gonna miss the boy

now's your moment
underneath the moon
boy, you'd better do it soon
no time will be better

he don't say a word
and he won't say a word
until you kiss the boy

sha la la la la la, don't be scared
you got the mood prepared
go on and kiss the boy

sha la la la la la, don't stop now
don't try to hide it
how you wanna kiss the boy

sha la la la la la, move along
and listen to the song
the song say kiss the boy

sha la la la la la, the music play
do what the music say
you gotta kiss the boy

you've gotta kiss the boy
you wanna kiss the boy
you've gotta kiss the boy
go on and kiss the boy!

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00006912.jpg)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00006911.jpg)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009582.jpg)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009408.jpg)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00009110.jpg)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00007713.jpg)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00008619.jpg)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00008518.jpg)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00007793.jpg)


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 06, 2006, 03:08:49 pm
YOUNG JACK:

** Calm down here, folks. Y'all are gettin' riled up over this one little scene. You're on the edge a yer seats. That's no way to enjoy a scene like this 'un. Calm down. Sit back and relax. There's no way in hell that we're not gonna get to this scene. We jes' gotta wait for the technical crew to get their acts together and get the proper lightin' and all. ((winks at the audience)). Then we ken see what comes up. So just settle down, folks. This scene'll happen when it happens.  Why dontcha enjoy a few refreshments on the house until we get this thing sorted out. But don' take too long, cause ya never know when we ken get a move on.**
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Post by: YaadPyar on July 06, 2006, 03:31:19 pm
**  Ummmmm...I think you better be offering refreshments, not just the idea of them.  This crowd could turn on your at any moment...  **
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Post by: Pipedream on July 06, 2006, 03:39:29 pm

The Props Magician:
** Hey boys and girls, we want to see something like this! **
;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/KferfilmsetKopie.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 06, 2006, 03:44:23 pm
**  Ummmmm...I think you better be offering refreshments, not just the idea of them.  This crowd could turn on your at any moment...  **

** Right, well I just happen to know a chef 'round here... **

(http://isaacschrodinger.typepad.com/isaacschrodinger/images/new_york_delicious_food.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Becky on July 06, 2006, 05:09:31 pm
** Right, well I just happen to know a chef 'round here... **

(http://isaacschrodinger.typepad.com/isaacschrodinger/images/new_york_delicious_food.jpg)

**I'd watch them cause just guess who the chef is....ME! I'd watch those yellow ones you don't know what *cough*Whisky*cough* flavouring is in 'em**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on July 06, 2006, 05:22:33 pm
Good news Cast and Crew!


Director Raymille has just been spotted on the set!   His chartered helicopter must have landed somewhere up on Brokeback and as soon as he assuages his appetite at the Craft table he will be here to gently guide and attend the next epihanic scene.  And the next, and the next and the next.  He has assured me that when he returns he will be free for the next two weeks to herald this Performance.  Praise be!   We missed you and we need you Director Raymille!!

WELCOME BACK!!


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Post by: Becky on July 06, 2006, 05:26:08 pm
**Horrah! MR.Raymille has finally showed himself around these parts. Welcome back sir! "Whiskey"?**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 06, 2006, 05:26:43 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

** Ok, now listen' up y'all. I know whut you're all waitin' for and its gonna happen, but ya need to give it a chance.. Ya see, my boy and me here are way much past drunk and could'nt even raise a flag right now.
After 20 or so short winks, I promise you the tent will be rockin'**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 06, 2006, 05:47:00 pm
JBB:

((Shuffles to entrance of don't-look-right tent))

** Mr DelMar! Mr Twist! Do you need soothing before you retire for your nap? **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on July 06, 2006, 06:00:34 pm

The High Priestess rejoices at the imminent return of our Beloved Director to our collective bosom!   :-*

GROUP HUG, EVERYONE!


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/CTGroupHug.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on July 06, 2006, 06:07:46 pm
JBB:

((Shuffles to entrance of don't-look-right tent))

** Mr DelMar! Mr Twist! Do you need soothing before you retire for your nap? **

**

Errr...JBB, where is your Bosom Bottom Buddy Lotion?
I could use some soothing over here ... the waiting has really taken a toll on me ...

(http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images497077_tired_man2.jpg)


Even my lil doggie Luca is tired and retired to the trailer for a few winks ...

(http://www.wittyfish.com/wp-content/dog-tired.jpg)


Even the woolies are getting antsy ...waiting ..

(http://www.kqed.org/topics/local/september04/images/13-lg.jpg)

**



** What do I hear?  The boss is back??  :D  :D  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 06, 2006, 06:12:59 pm
** Errr...JBB, where is your Bosom Bottom Buddy Lotion?
I could use some soothing over here ...

** Humph!! Mr Indapaddock, I think you had yourself quite enough of my lovin' the other day, no?? **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on July 06, 2006, 06:28:00 pm

** Humph!! Mr Indapaddock, I think you had yourself quite enough of my lovin' the other day, no?? **

%%
Fine ...be that way!   :(
Who needs JBB anyway?  Wait until I come up with my new line of body lotions ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/lotn.jpg)

Everybody will be clamoring to get my Special Sheep Lotions, I'll see what this little JBB git will do then!  ::) 

%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on July 06, 2006, 06:31:12 pm
%% No Special Mule Lotions? 

:(   :'( %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Becky on July 06, 2006, 06:35:01 pm
**I'll take 2 bottles of the special lotion, peeing everywhere does tend 2 make me quite sore!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Becky on July 06, 2006, 06:35:44 pm
**....Or was that too much information for y'all ;D!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Becky on July 06, 2006, 06:39:17 pm
**The sheep has to hit the hay now, I got a big day of peeing ahead of me. I can't believe I will probably miss TS1!(now I know what it means) Don't have too much fun with your sheep pissless drinks cause I know u prefer the taste of the piss. Anyway, toodles.**

((On way out pees in Raymille's welcome back punch, just to make you guys feel at home))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 06, 2006, 06:41:58 pm
%%
Who needs JBB anyway?  Wait until I come up with my new line of body lotions ...
%%


** Hey! Indapaddock! You might have a bunch of second rate emolients, but I have a contract! **

(http://www.chs.k12.nf.ca/web2003/docs/CHS%20attendance%20contract.jpg)

** Mr Raymille and I shook on it **

(http://www.refocus-now.com/Stock/Business/images/Handshake,%20business%20deal,%20hands,%20meeting,%20greeting,%20contract,%20agreement,%20goodbye,%20P.Cox.jpg)

** Twist's ass is MINE. Mwahahahaha! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on July 06, 2006, 06:53:14 pm

**I'll take 2 bottles of the special lotion, peeing everywhere does tend 2 make me quite sore!**

%%
 :D :D
%%


%% No Special Mule Lotions? 

:(   :'( %%

%%

Hmmm...
Now that's an idea!  :D

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/lotion.jpg)

I could really go far with this idea of Lotions!  :D  I wont be a sheep trainer for ever afterall!

%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on July 06, 2006, 06:58:22 pm
** Hey! Indapaddock! You might have a bunch of second rate emolients, but I have a contract! **

** Twist's ass is MINE. Mwahahahaha! **

%%
 ::)  ::)
%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on July 06, 2006, 07:09:35 pm
Mika the dumbass mule:

=Is ecstatic=

((Sings in braying voice))

Who needs contracts, who needs tents?
I've got for-mule-A, Indappaddock-sent!
Now I'll never itch no more -
And y'all know what I've been itching for!!!




(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/dog_bark.gif)


((Looks around, sheepish))


**You don't know? Seriously!?! Well let me tell you in one little abbreviation**


((Rocks up a veritable fuss and brays:))


TS1 !!!!!!

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Post by: alec716 on July 06, 2006, 07:49:29 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

** Ok, now listen' up y'all. I know whut you're all waitin' for and its gonna happen, but ya need to give it a chance.. Ya see, my boy and me here are way much past drunk and could'nt even raise a flag right now.
After 20 or so short winks, I promise you the tent will be rockin'**


TERRY CLOTH:

** Look here, Ennis, lookit what I got for ya tucked away in my folds...  there's one for the blue-eyed spinnin'-heeled pup guy too.  I snuck 'em outta the HIGHLY DYSFUNCTIONAL PRIESTESS' bathroom cabinet just for you guys.  **



(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/mothermcsorley.jpg)



TERRY CLOTH:

**  Some Vi-Ag-Ra to help you En-Jac-... I mean ... enjoy ... the mountin' ... I mean ... Mountain.  Trust me here, Cowboy, I ain't let ya down yet and neither will this.  It's a durn good thing you didn't toss me in that river we was sitting by... d*amn pills woulda disolved and the fish woulda been jumpin' ... each other.   Between me and the FSD and the pup tent guy, we got'cha covered.  Trust me, that's not just a tube a lotion in his pocket... he's happy to see ya.  **

(( TERRY CLOTH would feel the tingle that runs down his spine if he had a spine.  Instead, the irreverent invertebrate feels the tingle that runs down FSD's spine.  Or was that just the sheep tinkle running down the Mountain?  It's so hard... to know.  ))
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Post by: Meryl on July 06, 2006, 08:05:28 pm
TERRY CLOTH:

**  Some Vi-Ag-Ra to help you En-Jac-... I mean ... enjoy ... the mountin' ... I mean ... Mountain.  Trust me here, Cowboy, I ain't let ya down yet and neither will this.  It's a durn good thing you didn't toss me in that river we was sitting by... d*amn pills woulda disolved and the fish woulda been jumpin' ... each other.   Between me and the FSD and the pup tent guy, we got'cha covered.  Trust me, that's not just a tube a lotion in his pocket... he's happy to see ya.  **

(( TERRY CLOTH would feel the tingle that runs down his spine if he had a spine.  Instead, the irreverent invertebrate feels the tingle that runs down FSD's spine.  Or was that just the sheep tinkle running down the Mountain?  It's so hard... to know.  ))

((Meryl jacks the Sacred Pentecostal Mountain Bike into high gear))

%% Egad, I have to nab that pesky Cloth before he double entendres us all to death.  What an obsessive-compulsive scene stealer insufferable ham! %%

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Post by: alec716 on July 06, 2006, 08:14:53 pm
((Meryl jacks the Sacred Pentecostal Mountain Bike into high gear))

%% Egad, I have to nab that pesky Cloth before he double entendres us all to death.  What an obsessive-compulsive scene stealer insufferable ham! %%



TERRY CLOTH:

**  I 'm not worried.  It ain't gonna be like that.  Without her little darlin' helper pills, the HIGHLY ENTENDRE'D PRIESTESS ain't Harley runnin' on all cylinders and she ain't gettin' up... this here Mountain.  No way.  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on July 06, 2006, 08:40:31 pm

** SEE WHAT I MEAN?! **


((Puts in Sacred Ear Plugs and continues up the Mountain at top speed, cheered on, for once, by the entire Cast and Crew))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 06, 2006, 09:06:22 pm
** SEE WHAT I MEAN?! **

((Puts in Sacred Ear Plugs and continues up the Mountain at top speed, cheered on, for once, by the entire Cast and Crew))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  The HIGHLY MEAN AND PLUGGED PRIESTESS had BetterMake sure that her bike is in good runnin' order.  I'd hate to see sumpthin' go wrong and her end up slip-slidin' away and all...  ;)  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on July 06, 2006, 09:22:41 pm
((The High Priestess roars onto the set and pulls up with a screech outside Mr. Raymille’s Production Office.   Leaping from the Bike, she throws open the door and confronts the startled Director, currently in mid-conference with the newly hired 14th Assistant Director.))

** I demand that production stop immediately and not resume until TERRY CLOTH and his greasy accomplice have been captured!!  They must be restored to me for punish---safekeeping at once! **

((Mr. Raymille rises stiffly from his favorite casting couch and begins to reply, but the words stop in his throat.  He watches in mounting alarm as the High Priestess turns first red, then green, then a nice robin’s egg blue, then purple.  Her eyes bulge, there is a rubbery, creaking sound like a balloon being squeezed to the breaking point…))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkaHorror.jpg)

** I demand…I de…mand….I….

SPROOOOIIIINNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!  KA-FONG-AAAAHHHHH!!!!!  

CRRRRUNCHHH!!!!


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack7.jpg)

((The Anorek-Sea-Wrap has worn off at last))

 :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on July 06, 2006, 09:35:29 pm
((The Anorek-Sea-Wrap has worn off at last))

THE ASSISTANT

%% See, I'm thinkin', sometimes an instruction manual is needed.  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 06, 2006, 09:40:31 pm
(( TERRY CLOTH hustles over to SHEEP.  ))

**  Hey, all you SHEEP, lose the munchkin costumes and stop singing that ding-dong song.  PLEASE show some respect to The Face of Tragedy... I mean in the face of tragedy.  We must mourn our loss in a dignified and communal and Feng Shui-ed way.  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 06, 2006, 09:57:10 pm
((  TERRY CLOTH risks triggering his Very Bad Memories of a bawdy interlude with Mr. Raymille and Daniel and runs over to the Director's trailer.  SHEEP follow -- that's what sheep do, right?  Surrounded by SHEEP and a startled MR. RAYMILLE, TERRY CLOTH falls to the floor and cradles the limp body of the HIGHLY SUSPICIOUSLY ACTING PRIESTESS and sings... ))

TERRY CLOTH:

There's a place for us...
a time and a new face for you...
Somewhere.

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on July 06, 2006, 10:16:01 pm

((Much to the disappointment of the sheep and TERRY CLOTH, the High Priestess shows no sign of expiring.  Quickly rousing herself and throwing off the hambone Warshcloth, with an excruciating

CHNNIICHGGNNNAAAACCCKKKK!!

Meryl squeezes her now gigantic person through the hole her head has made in the roof of the Production Office and steps out onto the set.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack11.jpg)

** What the fucking fuck.......**

((Insane with terror, the Crew run screaming in all directions.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Augh.jpg)


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on July 06, 2006, 10:20:59 pm
THE WIND, in anticipation of The Great Event to Come, and serenely unaware of the mayhem ensuing in the previous post, begins to softly croon in a RobertaFlackian breeze:

** The first time ever I saw your FACE
I thought THE SUN rose in your eyes
And THE MOON and stars were the gifts you gave
To the dark and the empty skies, my love,
To the dark and the empty skies.

The first time ever I kissed your LIPS
And felt your heart beat close to mine
Like the trembling heart of a captive SHEEP
That was there at my command, my love
That was there at my command.

And the first time ever I lay with you
I felt your heart so close to mine
And I knew OUR BOYS would fill the air
And last till the end of time my love
It would last till the end of time my love

The first time ever I saw your face, your face,your face,your face.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 06, 2006, 10:24:44 pm
(( Narrowly escaping the Prada clutch ... er, evil clutches of the HIGHLY DEVILISH AND NEWLY GIGANTIC PRIESTESS, a duped TERRY CLOTH jumps on Mrs. Twist's Sacred Mountain Bike, even though Walter's last name is all over it, and roars back up the Mountain to enjoy the coming Tent Scene.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

**  I can't believe I almost fell for the HIGH PRIESTESS' Tony-impersonating, I mean -award winning, performance.  And WIND, please be at my back and help me get up the Mountain or I'm gonna give YOU Flack...  ;)  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on July 06, 2006, 10:41:05 pm
((The High (really high) Priestess feels the chill of the WIND and hears the howl of coyotes (or was that someone singing?).  As the shameless, spotlight-seeking Warshcloth speeds off toward the Tent on the purloined Bike, she has an epiphany.))

** It's that damned treatment Madame Schwannstucker put me through!  The woman is using me as a guinea pig for her nefarious experiments!  She must be tracked down and made to undo this horrendous side effect! **

((Gathering the shreds of her couture around her, Meryl strikes off down the Mountain toward the spa, the ground shaking with her every step.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on July 06, 2006, 10:59:41 pm
And WIND, please be at my back and help me get up the Mountain or I'm gonna give YOU Flack...  ;)  **

((Agreeably, THE WIND sings))

** Did you ever know that I'm your hero,
and everything you would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
for I am THE WIND beneath your folds, I am THE WIND beneath your folds. **

** It's that damned treatment Madame Schwannstucker put me through!

((Less agreeably, THE WIND thinks))

%% Someone please teach THE HIGH PRIESTESS how to umlaut the U in 'Schwannstucker.' %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: vkm91941 on July 07, 2006, 12:57:56 am
**Hey all, Alma here, just want ya'all to know that I'm not shirking my responsibilities, it's going to be months before ya'all get to my scenes so I'm in communicato making out I mean hanging out with my hunky bodyguard Rusty**

(http://michelle01a.tripod.com/images/michelle_williams_22.jpg)

%%::sigh:: boy oh boy just look at those abs, Ennis?  Ennis who??%%

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/RJpic06-1.jpg)

%%and he's so nice and NORMAL...he smiles, hell he even talks%%

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/RJ05_fashion.jpg)

%% Hmmmm Yummy%%
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/RJpic01.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 07, 2006, 01:51:55 am
(( FSD burns some calming and soothing incense, and then waves her wand over the set to restore energetic balance. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/moonfull.jpg)

**  The FSD notices the chaotic atmosphere running high, as Jack and Ennis have set in motion an unbearable tension that is looking for its natural resolution in the highly anticipated and upcoming Tent Scene.  Because of her extreme energetic sensitivity, The High Priestess herself has become a conduit for this tension, resulting in an abnormally explosive growth in size.  This energy was was expected to appear in the tent scene, between our boys, but until such time as that happens, the tension is without proper discharge. **

FSD:  "The cast and crew have been warned.  Until the sexual tension between our boys has been released, the High Priestess cannot release the energy she is channeling." 

%% Hmmmm - at least not without special intervention.  %%

(( FSD calmly hurries off to consult ancient Feng Shui sages in Guilin, China. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Guilin201.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 07, 2006, 12:34:09 pm

((The High (really high) Priestess feels the chill of the WIND and hears the howl of coyotes (or was that someone singing?).  As the shameless, spotlight-seeking Warshcloth speeds off toward the Tent on the purloined Bike, she has an epiphany.))



(( TERRY I-AIN'T-PURRING-AT-HER-LOINS CLOTH continues to zoom back up the Mountain for the approaching Tent Scene 1.  He is grateful for the assistance of the kind WIND at his back.  ))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  I'm starting to feel inadequate for this Tent Scene.  I mean supposedly size doesn't matter, but look how much more impressive the HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY TALL PRIESTESS looks now.  I'd feel better about tonight if I were a beach towel instead of a warshrag.  They say it's not the size of the ship, but the motion in the lotion, er, ocean, right, JBB?   ;)  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 07, 2006, 12:49:02 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((gets up and goes over by Ennis, grabs his arm with the watch and looks at it.))

Right...... Any time now.

((goes back over to the supplies and finds the other bottle a whiskey, still uncertain where the other one got off to.))

%% Hey, there's my lotion! %%

((swoops up JBB and puts it in his chest pocket, buttoning it closed after, then heads back to the fire with whiskey in hand.))

** It's allright, darlin'. s'allright.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 07, 2006, 03:16:48 pm
SCENE: Night.

YOUNG JACK:

((bleary-eyed, tosses an empty whiskey bottle behind him. A clinking sound.))

%% So that's where the other whiskey bottle went... %%

((tries to sit up and look at Ennis, who is still dozing on the other side of the fire.))

Ennis, it's too late to go up with dem sheep now. ((grimaces as he gently stands up.)) Asides, I think we're both drunk enough that any travelin' 'd be dangerous. Ain't it against the law t'operate a horse when you're 'toxicated?
 
((moves over to the tent and pulls the canvas flap aside))

Come on, Ennis. Get some sleep in the tent. We'll freeze out here... ((stifles a yawn, then puts his hand up to his head.)) Plenty of room in here. First 'un to get up makes coffee. We ain't gonna be fit for nothin' tomorrow without that.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 07, 2006, 03:29:19 pm
I'd feel better about tonight if I were a beach towel instead of a warshrag.  They say it's not the size of the ship, but the motion in the lotion, er, ocean, right, JBB?   ;)  **

((JBB relaxes, enjoying the warmth of YOUNG JACK as he dozes fitfully in his pocket))

%% Your damn right Terry... an' motion in the lotion is we're a gettin' tonight if that YOUNG ENNIS would just get his scrawny ass in this here don't-look-right tent. Myyyyy oh my, am I gonna see some sights tonight. %%

((JBB thinks wistfully of Terry... of the sight of that stud-warshrag roaring onto set on the NOW-VERY-TALL-PRIESTESS'S cycle))

%% Terry, me darlin', those fancy beach towels don't hold a candle to you %%

((JBB feels a faint stirring in his lid area. YOUNG JACK's pocket is suddenly uncomfortably tight...))

%% Oh my...%%  :o
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 07, 2006, 04:27:31 pm
((JBB relaxes, enjoying the warmth of YOUNG JACK as he dozes fitfully in his pocket))

%% Terry, me darlin', those fancy beach towels don't hold a candle to you %%

((JBB feels a faint stirring in his lid area. YOUNG JACK's pocket is suddenly uncomfortably tight...))

%% Oh my...%%  :o

((  As he lies peacefully in the folds of ENNIS' jacket pocket, TERRY CLOTH recalls that he was fond of being fondled recently at the riverside by his Riverton cowboy.  While awarsh in this recollection, TERRY CLOTH also thinks of his good friend JBB.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

%% That trusty ol' JBB... so smooth, so warm... amazing how he fills back up so quickly after he's empty.  I'm sure glad he slid up this here Mountain ...  %%

(( TERRY CLOTH feels an unexpected warmth in his textile-icles.  ))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 04:49:58 pm
(( Moments ago, back at the camp ....))


(http://www.bioscop.cz/_web/_filmy/b_zkrocena_hora/fotografie/nahledy_nejvetsi/083_zkrocena_hora.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 07, 2006, 05:10:19 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Tries to stand, but notices legs like jelly..Hears Jack toss the empty bottle and looks around for more.))

If there ain't no mo' whiskey, I should jes' head on up to them sheep.

(( Again tries to stand, now looking at Jack starting to stand.))


%% He wants me to go in that tent.  Hmmm.. mebbe I should. Cold as a ho's heart out here.  (burps)  Whew.. so drunk.. mebbe not. Don't know, would really like to have me some a that Twist. %%

((Looks up to see a beautiful full moon and craves what he thinks he can't have.))

Uh, s'ok, bud, I'll jes' catch some sleep out here.  Bring me one of them blankets, will ya.  I should be a'right. Too late for them sheep now.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 07, 2006, 08:15:59 pm
((JBB's... er... 'discomfort' grows. He shuffles restlessly in YOUNG JACK's pocket, waiting to be set free))

%% Goddammit YOUNG ENNIS, get yer ass in here! My man's near fallin' asleep after all that whiskey! **

((JBB wriggles frantically, trying to keep YOUNG JACK awake))

** Mr Twist, you need some sweet softness restored to your posterior? Mr Twist?? MR TWIIIIIIIIST!!!!! **

((JBB sighs heavily. Begins humming 'The Arse-Cream's Lament' softly. Says wistfully...))

** Oh Terry... **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 07, 2006, 08:41:31 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:


(( Ennis notices that there is still some whiskey left. Looks over to Jack, stands up))

Hey, bud, how's about one last swig b'fore ya hit the tent? Hate ta finish it ma self.


%% I may have plans for this boy, I need to put some more whiskey in em%%

(( Ennis, not being able to stand so long, crawls over to Jack with a big grin))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 07, 2006, 08:43:56 pm

(( TERRY CLOTH tosses about in ENNIS' coat pocket which no longer fully contains him.  TERRY CLOTH has undergone a highly unmentionable, unmodulated swelling.  Now the size of a hand towel, TERRY CLOTH takes matters into his own hands ... because someone around here needs to take something into someone's hands at this point  ;) ... and begins crawling toward the tent.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

**  That JBB is sure mighty fine-lookin' ... wouldn't mind wrapping myself around him and Twistin' his cap off...  ;)  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 07, 2006, 08:53:53 pm
YOUNG JACK

((grins at Ennis and staggers over to Ennis after gettin' an extra blanket))

Sure, why not? I ain't horsin' anywhere tomorrow.

((accepts the bottle from Ennis and winks at him. Takes a last swig.))

Certain you don't wanna sleep in the tent? It's gonna get real cold out here, and we can keep the tent warm an' all.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 07, 2006, 08:58:44 pm
((JBB is still wriggling in the pocket of YOUNG JACK. JACK's pocket is almost at bursting point  ;). In fact, several stiches have broken and the seams are a-comin' undone))

** Grrrrr... ummmmphhhh... ahhhahhhackkk... argggggghhhhhh...haaaaaa! **

((JBB emerges, Hulk-like, from YOUNG JACK's pocket, which now hangs from the shirt at a rather jaunty angle))

%% Where's that Warsh Cloth? Now hang on a dang second there, Tubey. You an' Terry got a wonderful friendship goin' there. You don't know if he feels tha same way. Think, boy, think. Don't let your lid do the talkin'...%%

((JBB sits on YOUNG Jack's chest, wondering what to do...))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 07, 2006, 09:04:46 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis unsteadily stands up and follows Jack toward the tent...wondering why Terry is so fluffy in his pocket..))

%%Hmmm... don't remember this warshrag being this bulky, aww mebbe I'm jes' drunk.))

Ya know, bud mebbe I am better off sleepin' in the tent.  Really cold out here, wouldn' wanna freeze or nuthin.

(( Heart beating fast, he squeezes his loyal cloth and enters the tent))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 07, 2006, 09:05:51 pm
Don't let your lid do the talkin'...%%[/b]


TERRY CLOTH:

%%  Not when yer lotion can do the walkin'...  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 07, 2006, 09:10:14 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((holds the tent flap open for Ennis, but there's still barely enough room for them to squeeze through the opening together.))

((As Ennis passes through, Jack reaches out his hand to Ennis's neck, pulling him closer to his body in the tent entrance. He can feel Ennis's breath against his skin, smell the cigarettes and whiskey and that clean soapy smell mixed with leather. Ennis mouth is barely inches from his own. Jack focuses intently on Ennis's mouth, letting his hand come up to Ennis's face and brushing his knuckles against his scratchy jawline.))

((After a second of stillness, Jack looks fully into Ennis's eyes, presses his thighs and groin against Ennis's, feeling the hard arousal beneath him.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 07, 2006, 09:12:17 pm
JBB:

%% Oh boy, oh boy. He's  in the tent. Be cool, be cool **

((JBB Begins to hyperventilate. Lotion begins to seep from his lid))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 07, 2006, 09:13:02 pm

((After a second of stillness, Jack looks fully into Ennis's eyes, presses his thighs and groin against Ennis's, feeling the hard arousal beneath him.))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  No, actually that's just me all twisted up in ENNIS' hand...  ;)  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 07, 2006, 09:16:42 pm

((JBB Begins to hyperventilate. Lotion begins to seep from his lid))


(( TERRY CLOTH feels his round, round .... loops begin to relax in anticipation of a ... um, Critical Career Juncture.  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 07, 2006, 09:26:38 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is stunned into numbness and stands there without moving))

Uh bud, wadda ya doin' with that hand on ma face?  And why ya standin' so close?
Don't think ya shouda brung any bananas in here, might bring on bears..


(( Ennis looks down, and realizes..))

%% That ain't no banana, he's jes' happy I'm here.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 07, 2006, 09:29:38 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((a little confused now))

Bananas? Ennis, that ain't no banana, that there is.... well it's me. That's what you done to it.

((grins at Ennis and pulls him a little closer. Their lips are practically touching now.))

((Jack whispers huskily)) Now, what are you gonna do about it?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 07, 2006, 09:39:55 pm
((JJB slides off YOUNG JACK's chest and rolls around, trying to locate TERRY CLOTH))

** Dang it. Those boys are gonna squash 'im. Terry? You in there Friend?? **

%% Bet those loops are lookin' mighty fine. Wouldn't mind him wrapped all round me, all soft-like. Mmmmmm...%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 09:41:49 pm
((
 Audience holds breath:

 :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o   :o


))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 07, 2006, 09:46:29 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, very excited, yet very uncomfortable, picks up Terry, who is now on the floor,
and wipes his brow and mouth.))

Whut are ya talkin' about bud?  Jes' thought we'd git some sleep, not countin' on ya being so..uh.. happy and all.  Whut are ya trying to do here?

%% I know what he wants, jes' can't breathe right now.  Should I?  Should we?%%

(( Squeezes Terry for inspiration))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 07, 2006, 09:48:52 pm
((JJB slides off YOUNG JACK's chest and rolls around, trying to locate TERRY CLOTH))

** Dang it. Those boys are gonna squash 'im. Terry? You in there Friend?? **

%% Bet those loops are lookin' mighty fine. Wouldn't mind him wrapped all round me, all soft-like. Mmmmmm...%%


TERRY CLOTH:

** I'm over here, Bud... over here... c'mere...  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 07, 2006, 09:50:41 pm
(( FSD brings in a fairy and some fairy dust and sprinkles it over the set to mellow and lighten the mood))

%%  FSD notes the great irony and potential political incorrectness of associating fairies with this production, but union rules prohibit the use of Unicorn horn in this part of the country.  %%

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/fairy_dust_sm.jpg)

** FSD notices with calm alarm that Jack seems to be impervious to influence of fairy dust, perhaps from having developed a certain tolerance due to overexposure.  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 07, 2006, 09:51:45 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Squeezes Terry for inspiration))


((  TERRY CLOTH feels very inspired by that squeeze.  But what TERRY CLOTH wants to feel is JBB.  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 07, 2006, 09:52:19 pm
YOUNG JACK

((smiles and shakes his head at Ennis's reluctance.))

Sleep.... Sure, if that's what you want. That position'll be more comfortable anyway...

((Jack playfully pushes Ennis down on the blankets flooring the tent, laughing as he tumbles on top of him.))

So, what side you want?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 07, 2006, 09:53:45 pm
JBB:

**Hey Terry. Watcha doin' all the way up there on your man's face? I'm down here!**

%% Though what I'm gonna do when he gets down, Lord knows. Can I possibly tell him I'm a... tubey virgin??%%


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 09:56:05 pm
((On behalf of Owllivia ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/ollie.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 07, 2006, 10:02:17 pm
JBB:

**Hey Terry. Watcha doin' all the way up there on your man's face? I'm down here!**

%% Though what I'm gonna do when he gets down, Lord knows. Can I possibly tell him I'm a... tubey virgin??%%




TERRY CLOTH:

**  Jes' givin' this here cowboy a li'l kiss ... ya want one?!   ;)  **

%%  OH NO, what a disaster of a thing to say!  I don't want him to think I'm into cheap hook rugs.... I mean hook ups ... I'm more of a permanent .... press type myself.  %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 07, 2006, 10:04:47 pm
** It has come the the FSD's attention that a magic spell has been cast over Jack.  In his aroused and enamored state, he doesn't realize that every thought in his head is spilling out through his mouth.  **

(( In another great moment of irony, the FSD invites a good fairy to remove this evil spell and restore Jack to his somewhat silent but very determined self for the duration of Tent Scene 1. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Fairy2.jpg)

(( The good fairly gives Jack a full sack full of gestures, grunts, moans, groans, and bold moves to communicate every thought he might have. ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 10:04:57 pm
((Inside the lil tent, the temperature has just gone over 110 degrees ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/theNite1.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/theNite2.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/thNite3.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/theNite4-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 07, 2006, 10:09:22 pm

**  Jes' givin' this here cowboy a li'l kiss ... ya want one?!   ;)  **


((JBB in danger of passing out with pleasure))

** Uh... OK **

%% Oh well done, THAT was just the right thing to say. Not 'Come here you sexy piece of all-cotton ass', just 'Uh...OK'. What a dipshit you are. Oh Lordy, he's so handsome...%%


((JBB is in serious danger of having a premature ejaculotion))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 07, 2006, 10:16:51 pm
((JBB in danger of passing out with pleasure))

** Uh... OK **

%% Oh well done, THAT was just the right thing to say. Not 'Come here you sexy piece of all-cotton ass', just 'Uh...OK'. What a dipshit you are. Oh Lordy, he's so handsome...%%



((  TERRY CLOTH continues his slow descent ... into total and complete madness, er, um... down ENNIS and toward JBB.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

%%  OK, so maybe talkin' ain't the best thing he does with his mouth... who cares?!  %%

((  TERRY CLOTH is quickly becoming the size of a bath towel.   ))

%%  Gotta keep the reins on yourself, here, Ragboy.... steady, steady...  %%

TERRY CLOTH:

**  So, um, JBB, what's a nice topical like you doing in a tent like this?  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 07, 2006, 10:26:20 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis getting all riled now, can't see straight. Pushes Jack away, and then grabs him))

%% Know what I need to do, gonna for it.%

(( Looks around for some assistance, and sees a shiny tube fall from Jacks pant, which are now around his ankles, coincidentally next to his warshrag,uh, wha?  he's huge))

** Hums to himself.." if lovin you is wrong, I don't wanna be right..."**

(( Ennis continues to travel into the abyss, which he calls Jack))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 07, 2006, 10:28:59 pm

TERRY CLOTH:

**  So, um, JBB, what's a nice topical like you doing in a tent like this?  **

((JBB decends into fits of uncontrollable giggles))

%% Oh Terry, you're just as bad at this as I am! What a pair... Ooooo... he's SUCH a big boy... If he comes any closer there gonna be lotion everywhere %%

** Uh... I dunno **

%% Jeez! Is that the best you can come up with you muppet??!!%%

** Come closer Terry... I won't bite... **

%% ...not hard anyway...%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 07, 2006, 10:33:21 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Looks around for some assistance, and sees a shiny tube fall from Jacks pant, which are now around his ankles, coincidentally next to his warshrag.))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Um, Ennis, not that I want to interrupt any flows or anything, but you are farsighted enough to dislike reading anything except Hamley's saddle catalog, so you should be able to see that down here, I am no longer a warshrag ... this here hunk-a hunk-a burnin' lotion has turned me into a bath towel.  Please, dude, a little respect.  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 07, 2006, 10:34:18 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((a little surprised by Ennis's sudden and active response, now finds himself on all fours, penetrated by Ennis. The rhythm of Ennis's body meeting his, the feeling of delirious pleasure overcomes his senses, which are still clouded by the whiskey.))

((He grunts in time with Ennis's movements, now arching back into the violent thrusts, his laughing voice subdued by a more primitive calling.))

Oh, F*ck, Ennis!
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 07, 2006, 10:36:25 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:
(( Looks around for some assistance, and sees a shiny tube fall from Jacks pant,

((JBB feels a hand grab him, lift his cap and squeeze some lotion out of him))

** Ooooo... woa... bye Terry... ouch!... ooooooh, that's good**

((JBB feels some relief from the tension of potential premature ejaculotion))
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Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 10:50:41 pm
((
Audience gasps in anticipation and excitement at the sights they have just seen
 :o  :o  :o  :o  :o
One audience member fainted from all the pounding ..
Another screamed out inadvertently ..."Take me now Ennis ...!!" ..(security took care of him!)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/theNite5.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/theNite6.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/thNite7.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/thNite8.jpg)

 :o  :o

))
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Post by: alec716 on July 07, 2006, 10:55:02 pm
((JBB feels a hand grab him, lift his cap and squeeze some lotion out of him))

** Ooooo... woa... bye Terry... ouch!... ooooooh, that's good**

((JBB feels some relief from the tension of potential premature ejaculotion))

((  TERRY CLOTH just about passes out from the 110 degree heat in the tent.  All of sudden, ever'thing is lookin' right.  JBB runs on full-bottle whether cloth-up-ending or lotion-spending, and he wanted all of it when TERRY CLOTH seized his cap and brought it to his fuzzy parts.  ))

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Post by: DeeDee on July 07, 2006, 11:03:21 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

**The only sounds in the tent are moans of pleasure from the boys**

(( Ennis is in a euphoria he never dreamed possible, and with no more than a few gasps, his world explodes beneath him.))

(http://www.digi-hound.com/wp/img_wp2/fireworks.jpg)

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Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 11:04:45 pm
(( On behalf of Owllivia ...

Olivia and her hubby Oscar gave up mice-hunting for the night to witness some tent action..their little baby owl will not be awake for another lil while ...

Olivia is beside herself with excitement ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/ollie3.jpg)


..Oscar seems to be in some kind of a trance. ...  :-\

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/ollie2.jpg)


))
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Post by: Meryl on July 07, 2006, 11:05:56 pm

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/onegungoneoff.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 11:10:22 pm

(( AUDIENCE Continues to watch in amazement as the boys enjoy the ride of their lives ......heading for a place where few are destined ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/climaxSign.jpg)


))
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Post by: Daniel on July 07, 2006, 11:12:54 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((In a moment of instant euphoria feels a sudden rush and tingling feeling as Ennis collapses on top of him.))

Jesus, Ennis!

%% How the hell am I supposed to compete with that fireworks display. %%
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Post by: alec716 on July 07, 2006, 11:15:08 pm

((  TERRY CLOTH jerked his hand away as though he'd touched lye, got to his knees, unbuckled JBB's cap, shoved his label down, and ... nothing he'd done before but he couldn't read the instructions on the pushed-down label.  They went at it in silence except for a few sharp intakes of lotion and JBB's "lid's goin' off," then out, down, and asleep.  ))


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Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 11:19:35 pm
%% How the hell am I supposed to compete with that fireworks display. %%

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/chpagne2.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/chpagne.jpg)


%%

May not be fire works, but HOT DAMN!!
I bet YOUNG JACK is bubbly-ing all over!! Woowee!!  :D

%%
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Post by: Meryl on July 07, 2006, 11:21:42 pm
 8)  8)  8)  8)  8)  8)  8)  8)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Yin_Yang_rotate.gif)

 :P  :P  :P  :P  :P  :P  :P  :P
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Post by: vkm91941 on July 07, 2006, 11:23:30 pm
(http://membres.lycos.fr/mobil12/smiles/applause.gif)

Bravo!   Bravo!   Bravissima!
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Post by: Daniel on July 07, 2006, 11:24:29 pm
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/chpagne2.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/chpagne.jpg)


%%

May not be fire works, but HOT DAMN!!
I bet YOUNG JACK is bubbly-ing all over!! Woowee!!  :D

%%

**Thank you, I guess that pretty much sums it up.**
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Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 11:26:35 pm
(http://membres.lycos.fr/mobil12/smiles/applause.gif)

Bravo!   Bravo!   Bravissima!

Way to go!!

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/audienz.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on July 07, 2006, 11:55:09 pm

((  TERRY CLOTH jerked his hand away as though he'd touched lye, got to his knees, unbuckled JBB's cap, shoved his label down, and ... nothing he'd done before but he couldn't read the instructions on the pushed-down label.  They went at it in silence except for a few sharp intakes of lotion and JBB's "lid's goin' off," then out, down, and asleep.  ))


((
Meanwhile, JBB and Terry are recovering from their vigorous activities of the night ...
JBB is out cold ... well, see for yourselves ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/jbb.jpg)

WarshRag however was so wet he couldn't breathe!
Someone from the crew had to wring him out thoroughly to get him going again ...

(http://content-golf.live.advance.net/images/gd200009/progrip.jpg)

))


%%

I need an effin cold shower ...!  Phew!  :o

%%

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Post by: Brown Eyes on July 08, 2006, 01:17:32 am
((The full moon gazes down contentedly at the true-loving she's managed to witness and reveal whilst lurking out side the tent... pushing aside all those pesky clouds.))

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby6Bkdb1EH5kAm8ijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12qa5r2b1/EXP=1153353444/**http%3a//starryskies.com/The_sky/events/lunar-2003/lunar.eclipse03-a.jpg)

((Meanwhile... Moon nudges the sun so that there can be an abrupt cut to Ennis waking up to his new world.))

**The Sun thinks this might be a nice moment for a poetic word from the almighty Ms. Proulx.  She realizes that this passage comes from a different spot in the story... Still, the Sun and Ms. Proulx feel it's appropriate and expect quiet awe and reverence.**

**"Dawn came glassy orange, stained from below by a gelatinous band of pale green...  The cold air sweetened, banded pebbles and crumbs of soil cast sudden pencil-long shadows and the rearing lodgepole pines below them massed in slabs of somber malachite.."**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4bUPq9EHg4AzxGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=13k3pe0j2/EXP=1152421972/**http%3a//www.yellowleaf.org/scramble/pics/2005-09-24--25-big-snow/105-summit-chief-sunrise-enl.JPG)
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Post by: Ray on July 08, 2006, 03:42:58 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/40-Winks-2.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Git-2.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Kick-2.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Moon-kettle-2.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/fear-2.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/1-kettle-2.gif)
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Post by: Pipedream on July 08, 2006, 04:55:08 am
((With the guns in the tent goin' off, the orchestra gathers and plays a fiery piece of music! George Bizet!))
  ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Orchestergro.jpg)
(play me!)
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Post by: Pipedream on July 08, 2006, 08:17:29 am
((After a while, the Broken Arsed Symhonic Orchestra moves on to Jacques Offenbach, and, delighted with the way things devellop on set, the Props Magician, the High Priestess, the Feng Shui Director, the Ballet Interlude Queen, director Raymille and his assistant throw a party for the whole crew and invite everybody to join in their happy dance!!))

  ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/CanCan2.jpg)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/CanCan3.jpg)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/CanCan.jpg)
(play me!)
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Post by: Daniel on July 08, 2006, 10:51:34 am
YOUNG JACK:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Post-FNIT/afterFNITJackstillsleeping.jpg)

((wakes up groggily, his eyes a little more'n bloodshot. He groans and puts his hand over his forehead.))

((a little startled, notices Ennis next to him, as the events of the previous night rush into his memory. Jack blushes fiercely, his face burning in the brilliant light of the morning))

Jesus, Ennis. I made a right ass a myself last night, didn' I?
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 08, 2006, 01:09:29 pm
Meanwhile, JBB and Terry are recovering from their vigorous activities of the night ...
JBB is out cold ...

((JBB stirs sleepily from his sweet dreams of Terry...))

(http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/4769337/Untitled%20Photothumb73.jpg)

** Hot damn! That was some sweet lovin' that warshcloth gave me last night. Woooeeee... yeah!**

((JBB blushes at the memory. He turns to look at Terry's loops... now the sweetest loops in the world to him...))

**Terry, Terry, Terry...**

((JBB nuzzles further into the soft (if slightly sticky) folds of TERRY CLOTH))
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Post by: Pipedream on July 08, 2006, 01:50:28 pm
((After that incredibly exciting night, Owl Olivia treats herself to her favourite breakfirst and thinks about the things that happened...))

%% So the boys finally got at it. Was about time, I guess. But wtf is going on with my Terry Cloth and that arse lotion ?? %%

** Hey Terry, you old duster Don Clothuan! Since when do you prefer the slimy and slippery type?
Well, I guess it’s none of my business, right? **
  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulemitMaus2Kopie.jpg)
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Post by: Sashca1007 on July 08, 2006, 02:45:15 pm
** Well, I've been waiting weeks for our boys to make their way to the tent, and the whole event passed me by while I was at work!   Yep, I have one of those jobs that does not include a computer and a desk.  I came back from work last night and found that I had missed every bit of the:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/ooennis.jpg)

Looks like our boys were al-l-lmost upstaged by some Egyptian cotton and a tube of goo (good job, boys!).

And now, for a little reminiscing----

JACK'S PANTS -

(( JACK'S PANTS emit a lengthy exhalation of JACK flavored MAN-scent--  breathing had been interrupted earlier with the excitement of being bunched up and clinging to YOUNG JACK'S knees and calves and ankles.))

%%  Ha Ha-a-a-aaa!!!!  Those losers back in Lightning Flat are going to sh*t their pants be SO-O jealous when I tell'em what went on up here on Brokeback!  Not much to report last summer, but this time??  Whoo-EEE--  me and my buttons are gettin' in on some LOVIN' action, which those Lightning' Flat lederhosen losers are never gonna see.  They're probly still hangin' on the clothesline, talkin' crap about me.  Jealous.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/BBM/clotheslinejeans.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/BBM/CUpants.jpg)
YOUNG JACK chooses me ever' time, and I'm purty sure it has somethin' to do with my 'truck-drapin' skills.%%

SPIT IN ENNIS'S HAND -

** Don't.....  bother........   me.  I am in heaven, and don't wish to be disturbed.**

%% This is almost too much to bear....too much of a good thing...  last night....OH!! Shot forcefully from between Ennis's soft lips, into his big, dirty-sexy man hand.  And then...  *dee-e-ep breath* ....slathered all over a part of Ennis that... oh, be still my little spitty heart.....  I thought it couldn't GET any better than that until...   whoo-o-oa!!!  Look where I'm going!  OH! OH! OH-H-H!!!!  And I'm in!  So dark....so hot.....  this is SOME ride.....  WAIT what's this stuff shootin' towards me...?! 
OH-H....  oh, this is where I'M stayin'. %%

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/BBM/469483.jpg)

(( SPIT settles in for as long as he can ride it.))
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Post by: alec716 on July 08, 2006, 03:59:47 pm
((After that incredibly exciting night, Owl Olivia treats herself to her favourite breakfirst and thinks about the things that happened...))

%% So the boys finally got at it. Was about time, I guess. But wtf is going on with my Terry Cloth and that arse lotion ?? %%

** Hey Terry, you old duster Don Clothuan! Since when do you prefer the slimy and slippery type?
Well, I guess it’s none of my business, right? **
  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulemitMaus2Kopie.jpg)


(( Weaving about onset The Morning After, TERRY CLOTH sees who looms above him.  TERRY CLOTH stumbles into a small Dream Sequence approximately four effen' years hence ... ))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  No, Olwma, we're just fishin' buddies.  JBB ain't the rodent-eatin' type.  **

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Post by: Mikaela on July 08, 2006, 07:04:34 pm
=Mika staggers groggily back to life, having been out cold for the last hours. =

**Missed the morning’s celebrations and the dancing! Was the release of all that tension did it, at first – powerful stuff, such potent residue of fireworks it would turn every self-respecting mule woozy-headed and elated enough to be walking two feet above the ground. **

= But the final blow to Mika’s senses came later in the night, when the last moan and groan from the tent had long since died down. Overcome by curiosity, Mika couldn’t help it: Peeked into the tent through those not-quite-closed flaps. Stuck the nose in too, snuffling the air. Worst mistake of many a mule-time. Was knocked out flat by the smells.=

=Semen and smoke and sweat and whiskey, wrung-out warshrag and stained jeans, saddle leather, spit, shit (had that peeing sheep possibly expanded its activities lately?) and far-from-cheap bottom soothing lotion….. =


((It's not until late the next morning Mika regains consciousness, now very anxious to fulfil those dumbass singing mule obligations. Deciding that a Broke-voiced hymn of praise clearly is overdue, Mika starts braying very softly and solemnly:))


"Morning has broken, like the first morning
Owl-hoots are spoken from that fine bird
All sheep are bleating, greeting the new day
us mules are singing, all ‘round the world

Sweet the night’s events, moonlit from heaven
Like the first dewfall, on the first grass
Praise be the hotness of the tent action
Sweet the completeness, they did it – at last!

Theirs now the sunlight, so-brightly burning
Born of the first night our boys got laid
Oh, the elation! Everyone’s yearning
for recreations each night and day…."
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Post by: DeeDee on July 08, 2006, 07:42:04 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Opens his eyes, rubs them and sees Jack looking at him and he cringes.))

%% Whut happened?  What did I do las'night?  Is that mule singin' Cat Stevens?%%

Uh, las' night was kinda fuzzy, bud.  Don' know if anything happened or not, can't remember much.

((Looks down in shock to see his pants around his ankles))

%% I guess your ass wuz a bit right las' night%%




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Post by: Daniel on July 08, 2006, 08:36:41 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nods his head, abashedly, not willing to admit to his extreme drunkenness))

((gradually pulls himself up to a sitting position and pulls his pants up. Somehow this stirs a memory from last night: The warmth of Ennis firmly against his body as they were sleeping.))

%% Where'd that come from? ... What's this gonna mean? %%
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Post by: Meryl on July 08, 2006, 08:39:38 pm
((As the moon rises to her zenith, the High Priestess, now 50 feet tall and wearing only her skivvies, which have inexplicably grown larger with her, thunders down the Mountain toward the lights of town.  She turns to look back as a huge fireworks display goes off.))

%% Ah, the rituals worked!  I haven't lost my touch.  That's one helluva climax! %%

((Suddenly, a sheep trailer comes roaring up the dirt road, Lucise Indapaddock at the wheel.  He screeches to a halt just in time to avoid crashing into the gigantic Priestess.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack18.jpg)

** Hey, watch where you're going! **

((Indapaddock stumbles out of the truck and looks up--and up, and up--dumbfounded.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack10.jpg)

** Yeah, it's me.  Don't ask!  I'd hitch a ride down the mountain with you, but I don't think the truck would survive it.  **

((Meryl picks up the stunned sheepherder))

** I'm on a mission here.  I can get down to town quicker if you tell me what roads to take.   We're heading to the spa!  Hey, don't pass out on me now!**

((Meryl gives the hapless Lucise a shake and heads off down the road.))



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Post by: MaineWriter on July 08, 2006, 09:25:06 pm
((Unbeknownst to anybody, Lucy the blue heeler can SING and in honor of the night's events, and morning to come, she has composed a little ditty...))

%%Sing to the tune of "Good Morning" from Singing in the Rain%%

Good mornin',
Good mornin'!
You fucked the whole night through,
Good mornin' to you.
Good mornin', good mornin'!
It's great to stay up late,
Good mornin', good mornin' to you.
When Jack grabbed your cock
The moon was shinin' bright.
Now yer sayin’ what the fuck?
It's too late to say goodnight.
So, good mornin', good mornin'!
Sunbeams will soon smile through,
Good mornin', good mornin', to you,
(Some random sheep singing):
And you, and you, and you!
Good morning,
Good morning,
(Jack & Ennis)
We fucked the whole night through.
Good morning, good morning to you.
Nothin' could be hotter than to be in this here spotter….
In the morning,
In the morning,
It's great to stay up late!
Good mornin',
Good mornin' to you.
(Jack & Ennis, again)
I’d a shoot a fountain
If you was on this mountain
When the fire died down
The future wasn't bright
But tame is gone
The show goes on
And I don't wanna say good night
(back to Lucy the Blue Heeler)
So say, Good Mornin'!
Good Mornin'!
To you!
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Post by: vkm91941 on July 09, 2006, 12:54:52 am
(http://www.irishequimarkets.com/father%20and%20son.jpg)

~~Don't mind us, we're the "stand in" horses so we're just..standin'...Whineeeeeeee...snort... ((bob's head)) do ya'all smell all that testosterone!  It's enough to get my frisky up little fillie...~~
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Post by: Daniel on July 09, 2006, 06:17:53 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((A little hesitant, uncertain what Ennis's reaction might be, slowly gets up and slides around Ennis to get to the firepit and get it goin' again.))

((He doesn't say anything to Ennis, but looks back toward him from time to time as he prepares the fire and gets the coffee going.))

((He sighs, as though expelling some foul tasting air.)) You wan' some coffee.... or.... ?

%% You wanna do it again? %%

((Jack's eyes widen as those words pop into his mind and he looks at the coffee again.))
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Post by: DeeDee on July 09, 2006, 06:32:44 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Walking out of the tent, watches Jack making coffee))

Uh yeah, some coffee sure would hit the spot about now, but I think I better git on up to them sheep.  Gonna take it with me.

%% Or...what?? Wish he would finish that thought he's got goin.. Sure could have me some more of whatever that was las' night.  Never had it afore, but sure want it now.%%

(( Mounts Cigar butt, looks down and catches some sadness in Jack's face))

Somethin' wrong bud?  Is all we got left bananas for dinner?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 09, 2006, 06:48:51 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles a little at Ennis's comment about the bananas))

Yeah, sumthin' like that. You didn' git no breakfast. You wan' me to bring up somethin 'round lunchtime?

%% Don't wantcha ta go, Ennis. %%
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Post by: DeeDee on July 09, 2006, 07:11:56 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%%No lunch.. jes' bring your ownself and some extra spit, and that's all I'll be a needin'%%

Sure, bud that would be mighty nice a' ya. Mebbe ya kin scrounge up somethin' more 'an bananas?   Some pastrami on rye would be a nice change.

%%Sure wish I didn't have to go, but need to see what them sheep been up to.%%

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Post by: Daniel on July 09, 2006, 07:18:56 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((bursts out in laughter.))

Pastrami an Rye, huh, Ennis? I don' think we got those things. I'll see if I can't scrounge up some meat though. We mus' have sumthin' here asides bananas'n beans.

%% Well at least I know he ain't sore at me... still not certain 'bout what to do now. %%
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Post by: DeeDee on July 09, 2006, 07:22:14 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% That boy is the finest piece a meat on this mountiain%%

(( Ennis looks one last time at Jack, sighs, and rides off ))
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Post by: Daniel on July 09, 2006, 07:25:32 pm
YOUNG JACK

((looks on as Ennis heads back up with the sheep, a little relieved, but still sad to see him go.))

See ya later, Ennis.

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Post-FNIT/JacksexpressionEnnisleftwithoutawor.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on July 09, 2006, 07:53:46 pm
The Props Magician:

%% What might poor Jack think at that moment? "Darn it. Did I make a mistake?" No!! He certainly thinks: "That was one hot night!! I regret nothing!!! Je ne regrette rien!!" %%

** Hey orchestra! Hey Edith! Play and sing for us, won't ya?? **  ;D

(http://www.little-sparrow.co.uk/edith.jpg)

(play me!)
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Post by: Daniel on July 09, 2006, 08:09:02 pm
DEAD SEVERELY INJURED SHEEP

((hobbles down the mountain limping on three legs.. Spies Ennis on a horse and goes over to him with subtle dancing movements))

((In Barbra Streisand's voice))
Well, darling. You would not believe what happened last night.
I was just sitting out here minding my own business,
and this young trickster, this wolf in sheep's clothing, this doggy thing
came up and started munching on me.
Now, trust me, darling, I don't mind being munched on.. We sheep do
it all the time, but this one fella, well he was just too much.
So I thought I'd get away from that sleazy Republican, and darling,
can you believe it. I slipped on a banana peel... Damn banana peels are
takin' over the mountain. We sheep can't hardly get a good foothold anymore.
Now I know you and your boy toy down there have a real fetish for bananas,
but don't you think you could at least keep the peels in one place... Well darling,
I just don't think you should be letting us sheep get along that way... You've got
responsibilities you know. You've got to stand up for us little folk. You can't just go shirking your duties
any time you feel like it.


((holds up slightly chewed up leg))

Now look here, Mr. Del Mar.... Go on and look. Do you think that's the way to treat little sheep like me.
Honestly, if you're not gonna be there for us, you might have sent a letter or something. We could have used some
advance notification. If you're not going to do your duty, turn your gun over to the authorities, and we'll get along without you.
I can lead a bunch of sheep as well as anyone can, from the way you two are handling it. You two think we're dumb, but I tell you,
there is more in this head than a bunch of fluff. And that's the truth, Mr. Del Mar.


((looks sorely at Ennis))

Well, I suppose if you're going back up with the sheep and pretend to watch us, I'll come up with you. Someone smart has got to keep an eye on things.
And watch where you're pointing that gun.
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Post by: DeeDee on July 09, 2006, 08:37:14 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Sees a limping sheep coming toward him, gallops up to meet him halfway))

Hey little guy, what's wrong?  You look like you had a pretty rough night.   Hope it t'wasn' too serious.

%% Sure wish this sheep here could talk, cause I'll be damned if he ain't giving me dirty looks.%%

(http://seabeans.blog.ocn.ne.jp/photos/newzea/sheep.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 09, 2006, 09:10:24 pm
YOUNG JACK

%% Pastrami on Rye, Pastrami on Rye. Gotta remember that for when we get back to town.%%

((starts to go through their few possessions, seeing if there is anything he can learn about Ennis from his clothing or belongings. He grabs up Ennis's other white shirt, or was it his own, he couldn't tell anymore.))

%% I guess its' time to clean this stuff. What I'm wearing ain't the best in the world neither. %%

((Grabs what clothing he can, including TERRY, and heads over to the rushing river nearby. Jack looks around a moment, but realizes he's quite alone at the moment, strips off his clothing but shivers in the cold air. Puts his boots back on at least, to keep his feet warm, then proceeds to vigorously scrub the clothing in the river.))

((The cold rushing wind against his skin only reminds him again of Ennis's warm body against his the night before. Despite the chill, Jack finds himself responding to that mental image, hardening.))

%% Jesus, 'n broad daylight? %%

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Post by: DeeDee on July 09, 2006, 09:15:56 pm
******
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Post by: Sashca1007 on July 09, 2006, 09:37:04 pm
JACK'S PANTS -

** SSS-sspblubb-blubb--PFoo!!!   >gasp< OW!  OW! OWW-W!!!!**

%% Jeez LouEEEZ!  I kin handle sweet Mrs. Twist washing me, she only scrubs hard enough to get me clean.  But this...  YOUNG JACK is beatin' me so hard with this stick....  DANG!  But I'm lookin' up at his face as he's doin' it, and...   I think there's a mite more to this beatin' I'm gettin' than just makin' sure I'm clean.  Wounded angel is what he looks like. %%

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Post by: Lumière on July 09, 2006, 10:32:55 pm
((Meanwhile ...
Back in Lucise Indapaddock's trailer ..

After that rather freakish encounter with the HIGH-AND-GINORMOUS-PRIESTESS,
Lucise was quite traumatised, and wound up sleeping in a fetal position in the bathtub ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/lucBth2.jpg)

He wakes up suddenly, after another terrifying dream, and decides to take a nice bubble-bath ... to ease his mind.

(http://www.wtv-zone.com/sizcat/windows/men/bubblebath.jpg)

 ))


%%
 I can't believe The Boss still allows a HUGE creature woman like the HIGH PRIESTESS to roam freely on the mountain, scaring the shyte outta people ..  Why the heck is she that big anyway??  ???

Ahh...gotta clear my mind ...

I gotta remember to congratulate LIMPING SHEEP on that great performance!
I only spent 3 weeks teaching him how to walk the walk ... but boy!  That lil woolie got alota promise! ...  :)  I think I oughta buy him a lil something, just to say 'job well done!'..Hmmm, I wonder if red is his colour ...

(http://www.pecos.net/news/images99/sheepred.jpg)

%%

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Post by: YaadPyar on July 10, 2006, 04:12:38 pm
** After a long and oddly collective refractory period, the FSD infuses the entire set with love in anticipation of our boys becoming new people in relationship to each other.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Love.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on July 10, 2006, 06:35:15 pm
Mika, the dumbass musical mule:

=Is so thoroughly drenched by the FSD's love infusion that the musical mule starts channeling what may be future love into the present. Has the mule turned truly psychic? Or is it just drunk on infused love and uttering utter nonsense? Only time will tell=


%%These lyrics won't ever let me be till I've belted them out. I might as well share the love at once, the LOVE, the LOVE!!%%


((Starts warbling sweetly both sides of a love duet, in various very soft and dulcet tones))




E:
"In a place that does let us feel
In a place where you’re the most real
I have found you
I have found you

J:
Though the world is moving too fast,
On this mountain our love can last
Let me hold you
Let me hold you

E:
Our lives may change, when September comes

J:
But now our hearts beat like in-sync drums

E:
And we have music all right
all through the night
Our song
played on a squashed harmonica
A crazy sound

J:
A lovely sound

BOTH
A  sound that tells us love goes on and oooooooon
Played on a squashed harmonica
it's telling us
to hold on tight
and kiss like it's the last night of the world!"



((Mika collapses in bliss and exhaustion, completely oversaturated by the potent love infusion))
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Post by: Meryl on July 10, 2006, 09:54:36 pm
((Meanwhile, back at the town...))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack16.jpg)

** Dear boy, thank you for the help getting down the mountain.  I'm going to put you down now.  By the way, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate your telling the police to call off the helicopters.   Searchlights are so cruel on the cellulite. **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack19.jpg)

((Lucise Indapaddock tries to answer, gives up, nods a few times.  The HP props him up against a lamppost.))

%% Hardly the most articulate person, but I suppose that's forgiveable, given the circumstances.  Now to find the spa and have it out with that woman! %%

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack17.jpg)

** AHA, there's a light on.  Someone's working late. **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack12.jpg)

((Meryl drops to her knees and peers into the spa reception area))

**Open up in there!  Open up, I say!  I demand to see Madame Schwannstucker AT ONCE! **



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Post by: Lumière on July 10, 2006, 10:43:56 pm
%%
When will somebody do something about the silly old bat HIGH PRIESTESS?   ???
I barely recovered from her previous encounter, now this!
%%

((Lucise tries to resuscitate a crew member who fainted after the HIGH PRIESTESS' latest adventures ...))

(http://www.horror-wood.com/hydra.7.jpg)

**
Can anyone help me here?
What do we have to do to get this woman back to her normal self again?   :-\
**


%%
If you can call plastic 'normal' ..  ::)
%%



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Post by: Ellemeno on July 11, 2006, 04:11:10 pm
Elle, for The Audience:

%% I'll just give it a lil bump. %%
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Post by: Daniel on July 11, 2006, 06:05:48 pm
**Hold yer horses, Aunt Em, some of us gotta work for a livin' ya know. **

YOUNG JACK:

((Gettin' to be around noontime, Jack gets back to the camp and looks through their meager supplies: Another bottle of whiskey; %% blech-think I've had enough of that to last a lifetime. %% some dried up rolls; carefully wrapped bacon; a few small potatoes (only mostly shriveled); and a course coffee.
With these few supplies, Jack tries the best he can to make the best meal he has ever made in his life (which isn't too difficult a feat).))

%%Why?.... for Ennis. I like the way that soun's. For Ennis. %%

((Jack fills two thermos bottles with coffee, packs the light lunch he has just finished trying to make, and heads up to the nearby grazin' allotment. And all this while only wearing his boots - No, he got dressed before he came back to camp.))

((As he approaches the field where the sheep are grazing, Jack suddenly feels uneasy again.))

%% I can't tell what this feeling is. My stomach churnin' as I climb up this mountain. It's as though I want Ennis to.... well I dunno. I wanna hear his voice and his thoughts, I'm just afraid of what they might be. %%
 
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Post by: cmr107 on July 11, 2006, 07:51:43 pm
**Ladies, gentlemen, and livestock of all kinds, may I have your attention please. The fabulous DeeDee is out of town until Thursday, so Courtney, her understudy, will be taking over. Thank you for your cooperation.**
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Post by: cmr107 on July 11, 2006, 08:01:24 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Still looking at severely injured sheep.))

%% This ain't my fault, is it? I jus' spend one lil ol' night in the tent with Jack, and a sheep gets hurt? Guess we're gonna have a lot of hurt sheep then....

Wonder when Jack'll get up here? Sure wish Terry were around to keep me company till then. %%

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Post by: Brown Eyes on July 11, 2006, 08:40:56 pm
**The SUN has been informed that it's around noontime up on Brokeback.  So, she thought she'd send along a little heat wave to warm Jack up after his chilly dip and to encourage our boys to "heat things up a bit" again.**

**By, the by, the SUN has a very lame, puny sense of humor.**

((Sending subliminal thought waves down along with the sun rays... to both Young Ennis and Young Jack... so that later in the evening the hot fire at the campsite seem extra tempting and extra "inspiring."))

%%Must remember to get MOON involved in the action when night comes 'round again.%%

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMii8Q7REM1cAvQSjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12is6f0cm/EXP=1152750908/**http%3a//www.yourpalchrismal.com/Scans/BrightSunBlandon1786B.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 11, 2006, 08:51:04 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((accompanied by STARTLE POINT HORSE, Jack finally catches sight of the sheep grazing in their pasture. He looks around earnestfly for Ennis and Cigar Butt, but can't see them immediately. Being Jack, he of course has to worry about this.))

%% Goddang it, where is tha man?  Wait.... do I want to talk to him that much? %%

((Jack dismounts and looks around some more, tethering LOW STARTLEPOINT HORSE to a nearby tree. He gathers up the food he's brought and settles down on an incline, overlooking the sheep's pasture.))
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Post by: YaadPyar on July 11, 2006, 10:31:00 pm
(( The FSD has returned from a recent trip to the ancenstral homeland of Guilin where she consulted with the sages. ))

%%  The FSD thinks back on her past couple of days, and the infusion of secret knowledge that they poured into her.  She ponders how best to reveal and release this new understanding and energy so that cast and crew alike can fully utilize what's available.  %%

(( FSD unleashes the full spectrum of sound, light, color and vibration onto the set in a controlled and energizing way.  To the cast and crew, it feels like they are suddenly more alert, engaged and present, and feeling slightly tingly with new energy.  ))

FULLY ALIVE!

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/chakra.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 11, 2006, 11:00:43 pm
** Ooh, pretty colors **
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Post by: YaadPyar on July 11, 2006, 11:18:13 pm
Jack's Awakening  

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/colorriot.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on July 12, 2006, 11:59:23 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack dismounts and looks around some more, tethering LOW STARTLEPOINT HORSE to a nearby tree. He gathers up the food he's brought and settles down on an incline, overlooking the sheep's pasture.))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/stillJack.jpg)
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Post by: cmr107 on July 12, 2006, 01:58:46 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Sees Jack lying on the grass.))

%% Guess I better go talk to him. What's he doin lyin on the grass like that, why didn't he come find me? Hope he don't think last night was a mistake. Gotta find out what he thinks of it. %%

((Walks over to Jack, still holding his rifle. Squats down.))

Uh, I reckon this is a one shot thing we got here, hunh? Just while we're up on this mountain.

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Post by: Meryl on July 12, 2006, 02:02:19 pm
((The High Priestess, peering into the spa reception area, is astounded to see the Feng Shui Director looking back at her.))

** Celeste!  What are you doing here at this hour?  Don't tell me you're in league with that finagling Frau! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack14.jpg)

** Speak up, girl! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack15.jpg)

** What!  She packed up and ran home to Stuppenstadt!  Oh, the humanity!  What shall I do?  Where shall I go?  Celeste, you have to help me!  Even Lane Bryant doesn't make a size 150! **

((Overcome with the horror of her situation, Meryl releases the semi-squashed FSD and runs wailing into the night.  The alarmed townspeople run into the streets as buildings threaten to crumble with the vibrations of her footsteps.  Gradually, the tremors grow less, the wailing recedes.  As dawn breaks, silence reigns on BrokeArse Mountain.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/SkipsWyoming2.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on July 12, 2006, 04:40:03 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Sees Jack lying on the grass.))

%% Guess I better go talk to him. What's he doin lyin on the grass like that, why didn't he come find me? Hope he don't think last night was a mistake. Gotta find out what he thinks of it. %%

((Walks over to Jack, still holding his rifle. ))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/stillJack_enn.jpg)


Quote
((Squats down.))
Uh, I reckon this is a one shot thing we got here, hunh? Just while we're up on this mountain.

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/sadJk_enn-1.jpg)



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Post by: saucycobblers on July 12, 2006, 05:46:33 pm
((JBB shivers and wakes from his happy slumber))

** What the...? Where'd Terry go? SonofaPolyesterHandtowel, I sure hope he ain't regrettin' what happened last night... *sigh*

This sure is the happiest I've been since my modelling days in London. You may be familiar with my work in 'Texas Monthly'?**


(http://www.texasmonthly.com/mag/issues/2005-11-01/cover.jpg)

** Ah, happy days... the carefree days of youth, when we believed ourselves on the hawk's back, suspended above ordinary affairs...**

((JBB feels a hand grab him and put him in a jeans pocket))

%% Somethin' don't smell right. That ain't YOUNG JACK's smell %%

((Minutes later JBB is taken from the pocket and feels the warmth of breath that smells of elk))

** Oooo, ooooooohhhhhh. WTF??!! Who the hell are you two??**

(http://static.flickr.com/49/113176366_7339665c46_m.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on July 12, 2006, 06:45:47 pm

((Overcome with the horror of her situation, Meryl releases the semi-squashed FSD and runs wailing into the night.  The alarmed townspeople run into the streets as buildings threaten to crumble with the vibrations of her footsteps.  Gradually, the tremors grow less, the wailing recedes.  As dawn breaks, silence reigns on BrokeArse Mountain.))


** Spent from her recent escapades, the High Priestess expells and expends all the energy she was channeling from the tension between Jack and Ennis, JBB and Terry Cloth.  The High Priestess is an incredibly sensitive individual who takes on the vibrations surrounding her. **

** Thankfully the sexual tension has difused, and now exists soley in Jack's pants and Ennis's goobly bits where it belongs; the High Priestess is free of it all. **

(( The Feng Shui Director has brought back an ancient Chinese secret (no, not laundry detergent!) from Guilin, and uses it to resurrect the High Priestess.  She is re-born anew, and is even free from the hideous plastic surgery that was marring her otherwise fine features.  ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/resurrection.jpg)


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Post by: Daniel on July 12, 2006, 07:08:11 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Sees Jack lying on the grass.))

%% Guess I better go talk to him. What's he doin lyin on the grass like that, why didn't he come find me? Hope he don't think last night was a mistake. Gotta find out what he thinks of it. %%

((Walks over to Jack, still holding his rifle. Squats down.))

Uh, I reckon this is a one shot thing we got here, hunh? Just while we're up on this mountain.



YOUNG JACK:

%% What the.... a one shot thing? I'll take what I  can get!!!.... but what is he afraid of? %%

Sure, Ennis. But no one's gotta know, ya know. We can keep it ta ourselves.

((Jack looks up hesitantly at Ennis then grabs for the food he had brought up for him.))

Here's some lunch. ((slowly smiles at Ennis)) We didn' have Pastrami or Rye, and I thought you might be a bit sicka beans and bananas.
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Post by: cmr107 on July 12, 2006, 07:46:29 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Looks at food Jack brought.))

Thanks bud, bacon is better than beans any day.

((Stares down at the sheep for a minute.))

What I mean is, ya know I ain't queer. I'm gonna marry Alma soon.

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Post by: Daniel on July 12, 2006, 11:28:16 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nods sullenly))

I ain't queer either. I.... It's not like I do... this.... all the time. I mean....

%% I ain't sure what I mean. Best to jest shut up now I reckon. %%
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Post by: Lumière on July 12, 2006, 11:32:49 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nods sullenly))

I ain't queer either. I.... It's not like I do... this.... all the time. I mean....

%% I ain't sure what I mean. Best to jest shut up now I reckon. %%

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/sadJk.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on July 13, 2006, 12:12:24 am

((On the far outskirts of town, the Highest of all  Priestesses stirs and wakes up))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack4.jpg)

%% Holy moly, what a weird dream!  I was floating in some sort of plexiglass bubble, but it felt fabulous.   Ouch, what's poking me? %%

((Meryl sits up and plucks off two boulders and a pine tree that are stuck to her back))

%% What the....where am I? %%  ((Memory floods back))   %%  Oh Gawd, it really happened!  I'm really effing fifty feet tall!  And my cellulite is hanging out!  And there's no sun screen!  And---OMG there are people with cameras!  WAHHH!! %%

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Post by: alec716 on July 13, 2006, 11:01:18 am

((JBB shivers and wakes from his happy slumber))

** What the...? Where'd Terry go? SonofaPolyesterHandtowel, I sure hope he ain't regrettin' what happened last night... *sigh*



TERRY CLOTH:

** Now, JBB, could I ever regret last night?  No way.  You sure put me in the spin cycle like nobody ever done since the Props Magician.   Now, I ain't no polyester, but I hope this ain't a one-tube deal we got goin' on here.  Now git over here!  We might need to leave the sheep to babysit Jack and Ennis.  ;)  **
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Post by: Lumière on July 13, 2006, 01:44:46 pm

TERRY CLOTH:

** Now, JBB, could I ever regret last night?  No way.  You sure put me in the spin cycle like nobody ever done since the Props Magician.   Now, I ain't no polyester, but I hope this ain't a one-tube deal we got goin' on here.  Now git over here!  We might need to leave the sheep to babysit Jack and Ennis.  ;)  **

%%

Awww Terry and JBB...
It is just beautiful to see 2 bathroom products so in love ...  :-*


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/tc_jbb.png)

Awww..
I am starting to wonder what their kids will look like..
Cute lil towels slathered in lotion?  Hmmm...
I wonder if we can expect a handful of fluffy lil soggy towels in a while ... :)

%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 13, 2006, 03:58:30 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nods sullenly))

I ain't queer either. I.... It's not like I do... this.... all the time. I mean....

%% I ain't sure what I mean. Best to jest shut up now I reckon. %%


YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Not do this all the time?  He kiddin' me?  He flipped over like a pancake, with me barely touchin' em.%%

Well, jes' so ya know.

((Ennis looks down at the barely eaten bacon and wonders...))


%% Hell, if I don't get me some mo' of that lovin, I think ma head will explode%%
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Post by: cmr107 on July 13, 2006, 04:29:08 pm
Awww..
I am starting to wonder what their kids will look like..

**I think what they like to do don't make too many babies....**
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Post by: Lumière on July 13, 2006, 04:57:23 pm
**I think what they like to do don't make too many babies....**

((  :laugh:  ))

**
Good point there YOUNG ENNIS #2!
As long as there is love, that's all that matters!   ;)
**
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 13, 2006, 05:01:09 pm
((We join JBB mid-flight as he sails through the air like a majestic dove... before descending gracefully... into sheep sh*t))

** Aw crap, not AGAIN!**

((JBB rolls around, muttering...))

** Bloody film crew... they've been waitin' so damn long to get off this here mountain that they decided to have themselves a party with little 'ole JBB. Now I look like a squeezed out old tube o' toothpaste and I smell like... well, you know... Terry ain't never gonna look at me now... *sniff*. **

((JBB looks around))

(http://www.canadasmountains.com/canadian_rockies/tower_of_babel/looking_up_the_chute.jpg)

** Hmmm... where the hell am I, anyways?**
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Post by: Daniel on July 13, 2006, 07:15:41 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Not do this all the time?  He kiddin' me?  He flipped over like a pancake, with me barely touchin' em.%%

Well, jes' so ya know.

((Ennis looks down at the barely eaten bacon and wonders...))


%% Hell, if I don't get me some mo' of that lovin, I think ma head will explode%%

YOUNG JACK:

((nods at Ennis with the twisted look of pain and regret))

Sure 'nuff.

%% Maybe I'll have time to change his mind before we get back to Signal. %%

You comin' down for supper tonight? I s'pose I can try and find something else nice to cook, asides beans, I mean.
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Post by: DeeDee on July 13, 2006, 08:55:16 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis shifts nervously, looking down))

Sure, I'll be down.  Man's got ta eat, ya know.

%%Jeez, why ya bein' so short with em?%%

Mebbe we can, uh, find somethin' for dessert. Sometimes after I eat, I need a little sweet.

(( Looks at Jack))

(http://www.valweb.org/NewsLetter/cherries.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 13, 2006, 09:23:23 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((a sad smile))

%% Ain't I sweet enough.... I reckon not... not the way I been moping around today.%%

((stands up and heads toward LOW STARTLEPOINT HORSE))

((looks back at Ennis as though he is unwilling to tear his eyes off him again.))

See ya at camp, then, Ennis. I'll  see what I can round up for us.

((heads back to camp))
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Post by: Lumière on July 13, 2006, 09:23:37 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:
Mebbe we can, uh, find somethin' for dessert. Sometimes after I eat, I need a little sweet.

(( Looks at Jack))


%%

I know who  what YOUNG ENNIS can have for dessert ...
I am sure they still have a bunch of bananas back at the camp...
What about some bananas on sticks ..
Hmmmm....


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/bnasOnSticks.jpg)

Now, I would like to see them eat that!  ;D


%%
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Post by: Meryl on July 13, 2006, 11:22:13 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack4.jpg)

((Lost in the wilderness, pestered by sensation-seekers, in the throes of despair, the Very High Priestess has been brought low indeed.  She realizes that the energy she has been channeling caused her to pursue Beauty, Pleasure and Power to a degree she had not thought possible.))

%% What does it all mean?  Why am I brought to this pass?  It's not enough that I made a fool of myself with a man 20--er, 10--years younger than me and reveled, yes reveled!, in behaving like a bitchy drag queen---I had to become fifty feet tall, too!!  Who is this Madame Schwannstucker really?  Was she sent to test me?  If she was, I failed.  Failed utterly! %%

((She weeps inconsolably.  In the distance, the wail of a siren can be heard getting closer and closer.))

%% What now?  Have they come to arrest me?  For what?  Being 5 stories high without a license? %%

((The crowd of curiosity seekers parts as an ambulance arrives and pulls up next to the bedraggled HP.  The doors open, and several people climb out.))

** Secky!  My dear, say you forgive me for making such a mess of your movie.  I don't know what else to say.  This is such sad state of affairs! **

((As the HP starts to weep again, Mr. Raymille climbs onto her knee and hands her up a bedsheet.  Meryl dries her eyes and blows her nose as flash cameras go off by the dozen.))

Mr. Raymille:  **Don't despair, Meryl.  We were able to nab Madame S. boarding a flight at JFK and struck a deal with her:  immunity from prosecution in return for the formula to counteract the adverse side effects of the infamous Anorek-Sea-Wrap.  She'll be allowed to go free the moment you return to normal size. **

** What do I hear?  Oh, Secky, bless you, bless you! **

((Meryl grabs the startled Mr. Raymille and kisses him repeatedly.  There follows a pause for a quick blow dry and treatment for a crushed rib.   At last, fortified by a shot of Old Rose and accompanied by a nurse and his loyal Assistant, Mr. Raymille approaches the High Priestess once more.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack8.jpg)


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Post by: Lumière on July 13, 2006, 11:37:03 pm
1300 Posts!!!  :D 

Bravo, Bravo to ALL!



(http://www.imaging-resource.com/NPICS1/FIREWORKS_2_L.JPG)
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Post by: Lumière on July 14, 2006, 12:06:55 pm
((Indapaddock returns to his trailer from the sheep..))

%%

Hmmm...very very quiet day on the set indeed...
I wonder where everybody is hiding ...

Ahhhh....might as well stretch out here and enjoy the Broken Arsed view...

(http://www.adventurespecialists.org/relaxed.jpg)


Even my precious lil doggie Luca is enjoying the peace and quiet ... ahhh...

(http://maxweber.hunter.cuny.edu/pub/eres/EDSPC715_MCINTYRE/relaxed.jpg)


Well, who cares, as long as I am getting paid ... *sigh*


%%
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Post by: isabelle on July 14, 2006, 12:20:38 pm
Minister:

%% I am beginning to wonder whether Mr Del Mar will ever get married now... He has managed to escape my vigilance, and will stay on the mountain with his lover for ever, living in SIN ! %%
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Post by: welliwont on July 14, 2006, 01:25:20 pm

==CALL SHEET, WE ARE UP TO HERE:

SCENE 21 THE NEXT DAY
SCENE 22 SNIT
SCENE 23 THE HAPPY TUSSLE==

**Note from your Continuity Director:  I  have been keeping a very low profile lately, in keeping with the sanctity of Scenes 20, 21, 22 & 23.  I will resume posting daily Call Sheets after Scene 23, when Aguirre’s sour pus breaks mood of our boys’ love.  (Well since I am posting this anyway I might as well post the Call list for the current Scenes):**

==Jack
Jack’s Pants
Ennis
Ennis’ Pants
Jack's Zipbutton
Saliva String
Sun and Moon
High Priestess
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director
Props Magician
Terry Cloth
Jack’s Body Butter
Low Startle Point==

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Post by: Daniel on July 14, 2006, 04:31:39 pm
Minister:

%% I am beginning to wonder whether Mr Del Mar will ever get married now... He has managed to escape my vigilance, and will stay on the mountain with his lover for ever, living in SIN ! %%

YOUNG JACK:

%% Quit daydreaming about my boyfriend! %%
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Post by: Pipedream on July 14, 2006, 06:04:05 pm
((Since everybody seems to be relaxing a bit at the moment, the Props Magician thought it was a good idea to provide some musical diversion. For this purpose, a famous guest star from Germany has been invited to join the Orchestra: Max Raabe!!! Eager to please everybody, Ms. Spanky made sure to chose a song with a dumbass mule and a fish in it... ))

;D

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://graphics10.nytimes.com/images/2005/11/29/arts/cabaret.184.jpg)
(play me!)
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Post by: DeeDee on July 14, 2006, 06:17:53 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, heading into camp watches as Jack is cooking.  He stays on his mare mesmerized by this fine looking specimen hunched over a pan and doesn't even care what he's cooking.))

So, whatcha makin' there?  Smells mighty good.

(( Hops off Cigar Butt and walks toward the fire)

%%How'm I supposed to eat?  Can't think a nuthin' but las' night.  Need to warsh up first, but all be damned, I wonder where my warshrag is.  Probably with that slutty JBB%%

Hey Jack, mebbe after supper, we kin drink some whiskey or somethin'?

%% Somethin'! Please make it somethin'%%
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Post by: Daniel on July 14, 2006, 06:37:42 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Smiles as Ennis rides into camp, more at ease than he was earlier today.))

Well that's a bit of a surprise, Ennis. Just settle down here and close yer eyes. This'll be the best meal we've had this whole summer.

((pushes the cardboard catering containers into a bag when Ennis isn't looking))

Whiskey? We only got one bottle now, and it don't smell right. I reckon you can have some if you want, but I think its gone bad. Somethin's in it. But we'll have... dessert... after dinner instead.
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Post by: Pipedream on July 14, 2006, 07:01:46 pm
The Props Magician:

**Ahem. People, our producer has complained about exploding costs 'n shit. Obviously the whole production is in danger if we don't find a way to make additional money. It looks like we are forced to broadcast some commercials once in a while. Well, here's the first one. Courtesy of JBB and the warshrag...**


 ::)

** Commercial break! ** Commercial break! ** Commercial break! ** Commercial break! **
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/LotionKopie.jpg)

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Post by: DeeDee on July 14, 2006, 07:04:04 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((He cannot believe his eyes.  Spaghetti Carbonara, mussels, calamari, caesar salad))

%%Wow, he must be cooking all day fer me%%

((Feels a tear in his eye))

Hey bud, you needn't bother to go to all this trouble here, ya know.  I kin get on jes' fine with bacon and bananas.  Not that I'm complainin', mind ya, its just, well,.....


((Ennis cannot finish his thought, his mind flooding with these feelings he knows are wrong, but doesn't care.))

%%"That's amore.."%%
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Post by: Becky on July 14, 2006, 07:10:44 pm
((Sheep strolls on, hands on hips. Looks around with a "Ello, ello, what's goin on here?" look about it. Spots feast and moves in for the kill))

Oh Spaghetti Carbonara, mussels, calamari, caesar salad.. Thanks guys! Um I mean ...Baaaaa!

((Tucks into feast. And in the process pees on Jack as a sign of appreciation. Once finished saunters off into the sunset with the charlestoning elk who steals a few bananas))

Thanks chaps! See ya later suckas! ;D
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Post by: Daniel on July 14, 2006, 07:12:13 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles as he sits down next to Ennis with a plate full of a little bit of everything.))

Whatcha wanna try first? The calamarey? You like this here dippin' sauce, right?

((at Ennis's nod, Jack grabs up a small piece of calamari and dips it in the marinara sauce. He lifts it up to Ennis's mouth, letting his slightly greasy fingers brush against Ennis's lips as he gently inserts the fried delicacy.))

((in a husky voice, only slightly hoarse))
Please, Ennis, it's a pleasure, doin' this fer ya. Didn' go to no trouble 'tall.
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Post by: Lumière on July 14, 2006, 07:18:02 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((He cannot believe his eyes.  Spaghetti Carbonara, mussels, calamari, caesar salad))


%%

What a feast indeed:   :o

(http://193.201.200.191/recipes/images/rc_spagcarb.jpg)

(http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/victorygarden/images/recipes/mussels/mussels_lg.jpg)

(http://academic.scranton.edu/student/TAGLEM2/calamari.jpg)

(http://www.hollywoodonthequeensway.com/images/menu/salad/smlcaes2.jpg)


Bloody hell!  How did Jack cook all that from bacon, beans and bananas??  :D

%%






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Post by: Daniel on July 14, 2006, 07:23:16 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Who me...? told y'all before. Can't cook to save ma life... Last time I tried it - burned down tha kitchen.  Course, my ma did say to me, its not how the food's made, but whatcha do with it.%%
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Post by: Lumière on July 14, 2006, 07:31:51 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Who me...? told y'all before. Can't cook to save ma life... Last time I tried it - burned down tha kitchen.  Course, my ma did say to me, its not how the food's made, but whatcha do with it.%%

%%

I guess Mr Raymille's private Chef, GASTON must've stepped in to lend a hand ...



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/chef.gif)


Nah, I am sure there is another explanation ...
Jack wouldn't do anything to mess up what he got going with Ennis ....right?  ???


%%
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Post by: Pipedream on July 14, 2006, 07:37:15 pm
** Commercial break!!  ;D ** Commercial break!!  ;D ** Commercial break!!  ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/OwlPoopKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 14, 2006, 07:38:17 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Yeah, sumthin' like that. Mr. Raymille kept sayin' we didn' have the budget to cater up the mountain... kept mutterin' bout helicopter costs. I told him off though.

Now look here, Mr. Raymille. Me 'n' Ennis have had nothin to eat practically but beans 'n' bananas for weeks now. That ain't right. We're famished. Get us some meat..... I don' care about the AHA, the SPCA, or any other As you wanna throw at me. Send sumthin' up NOW!!!

Now that man, he likes to pretend to be a dominant slavedriver, but really if ya jes take a firm hand with him, you'll have him eatin' out of yer hand. %%
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Post by: Daniel on July 14, 2006, 07:40:11 pm
** Commercial break!!  ;D ** Commercial break!!  ;D ** Commercial break!!  ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/OwlPoopKopie.jpg)

YOUNG JACK:

%% I think this might be a bad time for that particular commercial, Ms. Olivia. %%
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Post by: Lumière on July 14, 2006, 07:42:43 pm

(( Indapaddock ROFLOL ...  :laugh: ))
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Post by: DeeDee on July 14, 2006, 07:55:43 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%%Who you takin' a firm hand with boy?  Better not let me find out.%%

(( Ennis puts his head down and looks at the leftover food, knowing he will always remember that feeling of Jack feeding him))

I don' know whut ta say. Nobody ever did none a this fer me, even Alma.  After the folks was gone, we jes' ate anything we kin git our hands on.  Hope it didn' cost ya too much, I mean I could pay ya back, somehow, I reckon.

(( Looks straight into Jack's eyes))
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Post by: Daniel on July 14, 2006, 08:06:21 pm
YOUNG JACK

((looks back at Ennis, also looking into his eyes.))

%% Dammit, Ennis, why can't you love me? %%

(( blushes for a moment, turning away.))

We still got the best part comin' up..... dessert. It's got our ol' nemesis in it, but, added something a little creamy inta the bargain.

((Jack retreats into the tent and emerges carrying a large banana split with all the toppings, including extra cherries.))

Whaddya think? Reckon ya can take a little more?
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Post by: DeeDee on July 14, 2006, 08:12:01 pm
OLD DEE DEE:

Something real erotic about this banana split...yum.




(http://www.candlekitchen.com/images_candles/BananaSplit_1L.jpg)

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Post by: Daniel on July 14, 2006, 08:34:09 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Ennis's eyes seem to light up in a heated way that makes Jack's skin tingle.))

I take that as a yes.

((Jack sits back down next to Ennis, their legs brushing against one another in an intimate way. He picks a cherry from the dish in front of him, swathed in sweet cream and lifts it up slowly to Ennis's mouth. He drags the cherry across his lips, letting the cream drizzle across them. He slowly rolls the cherry into Ennis's mouth, feeling his lips close around them. With a flick of his wrist, though, Jack jerks the cherry out of Ennis's mouth and quickly pops it in his own, chewing with humor sparkling in his eyes.))

Oh, sorry. D'you want that?
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Post by: Lumière on July 14, 2006, 10:17:13 pm
%%
 
I envy YOUNG ENNIS right now ...
He gets to eat a large banana split covered in cream and cherries ...
and gets fed and seduced by a sexy cowboy who is clearly eager to get to 'dessert' ...  ::)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/pensvEnn.jpg)


Some people have all the bloody luck ...
I get to muck out sheep, clean after Peeing Sheep's messes, birth lambs, and smell like 'ewe' all day, but hey, who's complaining ...
*sigh*


%%
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Post by: Meryl on July 14, 2006, 10:41:48 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack8.jpg)

((The Moment of Truth has arrived.  A hushed silence falls on the crowd of onlookers as Mr. Raymille stands ready to place the precious Formula in the gargantuan hand of the Priestess to Top All High Priestesses.  News helicopters retreat to a safe distance.  Bus drivers turn off their motors.  Babies stop crying.  Dogs cease to bark.  Hot dog vendors unplug their weenie rotisseries.  Even the ceaseless Wyoming Wind dies down to a whisper.  The Sun, compassionate, slips behind a veil of cloud.

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack9.jpg)

The Still Awfully High Priestess takes the proffered cotton ball soaked in alcohol and swabs her wrist.  She then lifts the giant hypodermic needle and carefully, very carefully, places its sharp point against a pulsing blue vein.  Looking up towards the peak of BrokeArse, she breathes a solemn

** YEEHAW **

** YEEHAW ** breathe the assembled masses, their whole beings focussed on the tip of the great needle.))


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Post by: Lumière on July 14, 2006, 11:14:57 pm
The Still Awfully High Priestess takes the proffered cotton ball soaked in alcohol and swabs her wrist.  She then lifts the giant hypodermic needle and carefully, very carefully, places its sharp point against a pulsing blue vein.  Looking up towards the peak of BrokeArse, she breathes a solemn

** YEEHAW **

** YEEHAW ** breathe the assembled masses, their whole beings focussed on the tip of the great needle.))



(( Somewhere in the neighborhood ...
Nervous parents send their lil ones indoors, expecting the worst, as they watch the very High Priestess (HP) holding that needle over an eeriely large, throbbing blue vein ...
The lil children scurry indoors and unto their knees ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/praeKids.jpg)


People holding onto each other, grasping hands, watching closely, holding their breaths ..  What'll happen next?   :o

))
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Post by: Meryl on July 15, 2006, 01:59:17 am
((The Super Sky High Priestess takes a deep breath and presses the plunger of the hypodermic.  The secret Formula enters her bloodstream with a rush, down to the last milligram gallon.  She withdraws the needle and flings it from her, almost wiping out the popcorn concession.  Seated on the slope of a hill, eyes closed, panting, she awaits her fate.  Mr. Raymille, his loyal Assistant and the nurse re-enter the ambulance and back slowly away to safer ground.

Nothing. 

Five agonizing minutes pass.  Meryl gets slowly to her feet and stands swaying, eyes closed, arms outstretched, willing the transformation to begin.  The tension is unbearable.  Someone's cell phone goes off and is instantly grabbed by those nearby and thrown down a port-a-potty.

Suddenly---

With an ear-splitting cry the Still Effing Way Too High Priestess topples over with a crash.  The shock wave knocks the multitude to the ground, sends helicopters into tailspins, and flattens trees half a mile away.  Incredibly, what was just minutes ago a solid body begins to liquify and spread out in all directions.))

** I'm melting....I'm melting....ohhhhhhhwhattaworldwhattaworld.....**

((Abandoning lounge chairs and picnic blankets, the terrified throng run for their lives, pursued by the deadly wall of liquid flesh.  Like a rubber band being stretched to its limit, the HP expands until she covers an area the size of three football fields.  Then all at once---

FWWOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMBAAAAAHHHHHHH

Having reached its apogee, the awful onslaught pauses briefly, then begins to travel back to its source, faster and faster.

SCHMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYIP!!

The High Priestess seems to have utterly disappeared.  Eyes are shaded, necks are craned, but nothing can be seen on the hill where the HP had been floundering only moments before.  But a forest ranger, peering through his binoculars, is horrifed by a terrifying, impossible vision))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/succofpic.jpg)





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Post by: Meryl on July 15, 2006, 02:26:38 pm
((The news spreads like wildfire through the huddled masses.  The Once Very High Priestess has been brought low, very low, and, now at 3 feet 6 inches, cries out, "Oh, Sam!" in a piteous voice.   But her form is by no means complete.  The Formula has only begun to work its wonders.  The Now Very Low Priestess is suddenly wracked with pain--

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/fttttaming7Eye.jpg)(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/ftttmarshes37.jpg)(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/ftttmarshes39.jpg)

SPAHLOOOOOOGE......

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/AlicePeterson.jpg)

THOKITA-THOKITA-THOKITA....

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/creepyhead.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/coulter.jpg)

CHUGGACHUGGACHUGGACHUGGAFWOOOMMMMMM....

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Psychedelic_Hallucination.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/manhandt.jpg)(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/monkey.jpg)

SKMIIIINNNNNCCHHHHH!!

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/king.jpg)




Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on July 15, 2006, 03:10:55 pm
Mika, the dumb-ass mule:

((In complete panic over everything that's going on with the HP, Mika flees. The mule's flight from the bear was a picnic compared to this!

Hooves hardly touching the ground, the terrified Mika leaves the explosions and the noises and the lights and the scary visuals (and the not-so-scary visuals  ;) ) far behind with a horrenduously frightened braying that echoes among the Brokeback peaks))

Whaaaeeeeeee! Whaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeee!!


((Others follow suit, and soon there's a mad panicked stampede to get off the mountain. What will happen? Will they return? May the filming continue? Can calm be  restored? What about peace and love and brotherhood of man? And most importantly, will they all miss the second night in the tent? ))

 :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 15, 2006, 03:32:48 pm
%%

Sounds like the FSD needs to come work her magic round here ... Anything to calm everyone down a notch ... what with the HP's metamorphosis happenin' 'n all ...  :-\

%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on July 15, 2006, 03:52:24 pm
CIGAR BUTT -

((pulls loose from where he had been secured by YOUNG ENNIS as he hears frantic mule screeching and sees MIKA THE DUMBASS MULE racing past him, tail bewitchingly horizontal in flight.))

%% Dumbass mule!  I'M here to protect you!  No need for runnin' off like that!  Ole' CIGAR BUTT can handle things....  git back here!  I got PLANS for you and me while the boys are playin' around in the tent again!%%

**That's it..   slow down, baby....  CIGAR BUTT'S got ya...   c'mere....   s'awright...  **

((sides still heaving from the canter down the mountainside, CIGAR BUTT and MIKA share a comforting reunion nuzzle.))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 15, 2006, 04:10:34 pm
((  The FSD brings her Dragon Gong Bell onto the set. ))

**  This is a peaceful and calming meditation gong. It includes a beautiful large brass bell with an embossed detailed dragon design and symbols of the full moon. Dragons represent the ability to control life situations, and most on-set would consider the HP's recent transmutation to be a life situation in need of some serious control. **

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** The mallet hangs by a chain from a dragon shaped arm that is attached to the base.  In addition to this gorgeous bell making a lovely chime,  and being the perfect bell to ring for meditation, relaxation, and to break up stagnant energy in an area, it can also be used as a weapon against the HP if things continue to get out of hand.

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 15, 2006, 04:27:46 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Ennis's eyes seem to light up in a heated way that makes Jack's skin tingle.))

I take that as a yes.

((Jack sits back down next to Ennis, their legs brushing against one another in an intimate way. He picks a cherry from the dish in front of him, swathed in sweet cream and lifts it up slowly to Ennis's mouth. He drags the cherry across his lips, letting the cream drizzle across them. He slowly rolls the cherry into Ennis's mouth, feeling his lips close around them. With a flick of his wrist, though, Jack jerks the cherry out of Ennis's mouth and quickly pops it in his own, chewing with humor sparkling in his eyes.))

Oh, sorry. D'you want that?


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, still sitting next to Jack, feels his whole body start to tremble))

%% What I want boy, is not in that dish.%%

I was, uh, wonderin' if ya want, I kin stay a bit. I mean we kin talk or do sumptin else if ya like.

(( Ennis looks down with a blush, but a new excitement is dawning.))





Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on July 15, 2006, 04:31:34 pm
((For a terrible half hour it looks as though the Formerly Very High Then Very Low Priestess will remain in the form of Larry King.  After downing 50 hot dogs and a case of Diet Coke, she interviews Mr. Raymille, three strippers and a barbershop quartet.  But just as she is considering breaking for a commercial, the Formula, which has been lying dormant, begins its Second Stage.))

RumbleRumbleRumbleRarrRarrrRarrrrrrrrrrrraaaaLPH!!

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Boomchickaboomchickaboomboomboommmmm

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SMMEEEARK-KACHAAAAAH!!

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/tammy_faye-1.jpg)

BWARPPP!  BEEP-BWAH, BEEP-BWAH-WAH-WAH...

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PHOOOP!!

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GNARFFFF!!

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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on July 15, 2006, 04:42:47 pm
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**That's it..   slow down, baby....  CIGAR BUTT'S got ya...   c'mere....   s'awright...  **

((sides still heaving from the canter down the mountainside, CIGAR BUTT and MIKA share a comforting reunion nuzzle.))


MIKA:

%% Oh, this is the best reunion......I mean, the best nuzzle ever! He's so comforting, so perfect, so STRONG....!! Oh! Yes, it's really awright now... %%


((Still breathless, legs wobbly))


I think the HP is at it again, CIGAR BUTT. I hear more explosions. We'd better carry on calming down with more nuzzling, don't you agree?


((Nickers and whinnies softly, does a soft little head-butt))


%% My heart is beating in time to that dragon gong! But much louder! Will he notice? %%


(http://catandmoon.com/throb2.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 15, 2006, 05:53:33 pm
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**Note from your Continuity Director:   I will resume posting daily Call Sheets after Scene 23, when Aguirre’s sour pus breaks mood of our boys’ love. 


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Being a mere warshrag but a very careful reader, I am most definitely NOT wiping up Agurre's sour pus.  NOT, NOT, NOT.  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on July 15, 2006, 06:07:58 pm
((At the appearance of the last manifestation visited upon the Extremely Put-Upon High/Low/Whatever Priestess, the throngs of horrified onlookers at last lose all reason.  Mass panic ensues, and everyone heads for the hills.  Fortunately, by now the Wyoming National Guard has arrived and puts emergency crowd control measures into effect.  In cooperation with the FSD, the Base Commander brings the traumatized masses to a calmer pass.  B-52's air drop cases of valium and bottled water which are hastily gathered up and distributed.

How long can this go on?  The Unbelievably Stressed Out Priestess, trying valiantly to deliver a speech on The Impact of Women's Rights on the Interior Decor of the  Kennebunkport White House, finally collapses in exhaustion.  As the Sun sinks slowly toward the tops of the western hills, concerned troops stand guard at the foot of the slope which is already being dubbed by the evening news anchors as Mad Meryl's Mountain.  Before long, however, it is clear to those nearby that she is gathering her energies for one last determined effort to regain her former persona.  It starts quietly....

.....wackawackawackawackawackawackawackawackawacka.......

A mystic glow begins to emanate from the HP's body.  She opens her eyes....

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Eye.jpg)

and sees a vision of her true self as a Great Shepherdess leading her flock...

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/constellations.jpg)

Light fills her body, and she rises and walks slowly to the top of the hill, feeling herself transform with each step.  Tears flow freely....

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Reaching the top, she raises her arms on a great rush of Wind and is momentarily a giantess again, her head reaching up and up and up, toward the stars....

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/oversoul.jpg)

She sees all, knows all, IS all.  Her heart opens, and love blossoms outward like a great flower.  On the top of the Mountain, Jack and Ennis pause in their talk, not knowing why, only that they suddenly feel deep joy.

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/flowermontage.jpg)

The glow around the Priestess gradually disperses, her great shape diminishes, and all that is left on the top of the hill is an average middle-aged lady.  She turns and walks down the hill to resume her life, a wiser and happier woman.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/PerfMeryl.jpg)

YEEHAW

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on July 15, 2006, 07:00:21 pm
Mika:


((Takes time out from nuzzling CIGAR BUTT in order to sincerely congratulate the HP. ))


Brays loudly in the very best and most beautifully braying "Go Tell It On The Mountain" voice:


YEEHAW! Let's all rejoice! Our High Priestess has returned! Oh Happy Day! YEEHAW!


((Considers singing "Can you feel the love tonight", but is completely distracted when CIGAR BUTT recommences his skilled, sweet nuzzling))


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 15, 2006, 07:16:42 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, still sitting next to Jack, feels his whole body start to tremble))

%% What I want boy, is not in that dish.%%

I was, uh, wonderin' if ya want, I kin stay a bit. I mean we kin talk or do sumptin else if ya like.

(( Ennis looks down with a blush, but a new excitement is dawning.))







YOUNG JACK:

((Can hardly hear Ennis over the animals braying, the high priestess shrieking, all the explosions and the skin stretchings.))

Jesus, Ennis. You'd think this movie was about sumun else, the way that gal's carryin' on.... I didn' quite hear whatcha were sayin'

((looks aggravatedly at the animals, the high priestess, the sheep trainer, and a pleading look toward the FSD))

%% You all think ya can keep it down a little, just a tad, so we can get on here? %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on July 15, 2006, 07:54:29 pm


CIGAR BUTT - (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/horse_mule.jpg)

**We're sorry.**

(( MIKA the DUMBASS MULE follows CIGAR BUTT to the far side of a stand of pine trees in the distance....   both of them sorry to have been intrusive, yet decidedly ready to (quietly, of course) resume their equine lovin'...  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on July 15, 2006, 07:56:22 pm
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%% You all think ya can keep it down a little, just a tad, so we can get on here? %%

Mika:

((In a daze from the equine lovin', whispers sweetly to CIGAR BUTT: ))

Doesn't that YOUNG JACK know keeping it down won't help 'im gettin' it on?  Humans are *weird*, I tell ya. Well, never mind. We mules and horses know what's what!  

((Returns all attention to CIGAR BUTT ))



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 15, 2006, 08:27:05 pm
YOUNG JACK:
((looks aggravatedly at the animals, the high priestess, the sheep trainer, and a pleading look toward the FSD))

%% You all think ya can keep it down a little, just a tad, so we can get on here? %%


((  After getting extensive advice from FSD, Indapaddock takes up meditating and yoga to calm his nerves ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/yga1.jpg)

))

%%
This new drama with the HP has been particularly 'interesting' to say the least.
O Thank the Lord she's back to normal again...  :D  Phew!! 
%%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 15, 2006, 08:50:26 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((cleans up the last of their dinner, bringing back the plates from rinsing them in the river. He walks over by Ennis, who is still sitting by the fire, looking into it. Jack notices a bit of icecream on Ennis's face and brushes it off with his fingertips, licking them clean. When Ennis looks up at him, Jack smiles into his eyes.))

Reckon you need to head back up to the sheep now....? ((His smile turns a little sad.))
You can stay around for awhile if ya like. I'm kinda tired. Gonna lay down for a bit.

((Jack heads over to the tent and unbuttons his shirt. He strips off his shirt and t-shirt and looks over at Ennis, a little uncertain about his response. He ducks inside the tent.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 15, 2006, 09:27:12 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Stares into the fire, still tingling from Jack's touch.))

%% Should I follow 'em in?  I know I should. I never wanted anythin' so much in ma life.  Got ta think of tha sheep.  Can't leave them alone. Is it the sheep, is it me playin' hard to git?%%



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 15, 2006, 09:29:37 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% I sure hope I'm not regrettin' this soon, but I need that boy more than I need air ta breathe.%%

((Ennis gets up, walks to the tent and steps in.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 15, 2006, 09:41:19 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Surprised and overjoyed when Ennis enters the tent. He sits up from his relaxed position. ))

((He looks up at Ennis with the golden light from the fire flickering in from the outside, Ennis's profile lit as though by an inner glow.
Jack's eyes search for Ennis's, though Ennis hides his. Jack wants to reach up and touch Ennis's face again: his cheek, his jaw, his ear, but he is still uncertain of how he'll respond.))

%% Can I touch him... Will he... %%

((Jack reaches up to take Ennis's hat. Their fingers brush and Jack blinks as sensation rushes over him, revealing raw emotion deep within him... and within Ennis?))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 15, 2006, 09:44:35 pm
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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on July 15, 2006, 10:33:26 pm

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/flame.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Brown Eyes on July 15, 2006, 10:50:19 pm
**the MOON decides to help the fire out in producing that oh-so-important romantic glow (even though, for TS2,  Ms. Moon is beyond the camera's lens, we all know she's still there guiding the young love birds on).**



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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 16, 2006, 12:33:27 am
%%

Ooooh, there is love in the air, I can feel it!
O what a mood it puts me in ....


(http://www.beeswaxcandleco.com/images/AA011560.jpg)(http://www.beeswaxcandleco.com/images/AA011560.jpg)


Reminds me of the song by John Paul Young :

LOVE IS IN THE AIR

Love is in the air
Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound

And I don't know if I'm being foolish
Don't know if I'm being wise
But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when I look in your eyes

Love is in the air
In the whisper of the trees
Love is in the air
In the thunder of the sea

And I don't know if I'm just dreaming
Don't know if I feel sane
But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when you call out my name

(Chorus)
Love is in the air
Love is in the air
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh

Love is in the air
In the rising of the sun
Love is in the air
When the day is nearly done

And I don't know if you're an illusion
Don't know if I see it true
But you're something that I must believe in
And you're there when I reach out for you

Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound
And I don't know if I'm being foolish
Don't know if I'm being wise

But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when I look in your eyes


*sigh*

%%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 16, 2006, 12:33:07 pm
(( The FSD hangs a skyline to reflect and reinforce the serenity of Jack and Ennis together as they should be. ))

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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on July 16, 2006, 01:32:28 pm


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Being a mere warshrag but a very careful reader, I am most definitely NOT wiping up Agurre's sour pus.  NOT, NOT, NOT.  **

**Oh, TERRY, I agree, I agree....   the mere thought of wiping up ANY of Aguirre's fluid's is repugnant enough....   but his PUS?   :-X :-X  It ain't gonna be that way.  And yer too danged high-deniered fer that kinda chum-bucket chore.**

YOUNG JACK:

((Surprised and overjoyed when Ennis enters the tent. He sits up from his relaxed position. ))

((He looks up at Ennis with the golden light from the fire flickering in from the outside, Ennis's profile lit as though by an inner glow.
Jack's eyes search for Ennis's, though Ennis hides his. Jack wants to reach up and touch Ennis's face again: his cheek, his jaw, his ear, but he is still uncertain of how he'll respond.))

%% Can I touch him... Will he... %%

((Jack reaches up to take Ennis's hat. Their fingers brush and Jack blinks as sensation rushes over him, revealing raw emotion deep within him... and within Ennis?))

** Daniel, I've read this post a few  ::) times and each time it makes my heart race and I have to remember to resume breathing afterwards....   could that be a sign you're giving us an excellent portrayal of YOUNG JACK? **


**And, DeeDee----
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% I sure hope I'm not regrettin' this soon, but I need that boy more than I need air ta breathe.%%

((Ennis gets up, walks to the tent and steps in.))

You guys are killing me!  You both have such a deep understanding of the boys' feelings--  keep up the good work!**

Jack looks down, and says, "I'm sorry," and then, twice, "it's all right," whereupon--it is.

**Oh, Julie, I LOVE this line....   Simply beautiful!**

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/BBM/T_BBM_BBC_desire_06.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/BBM/T_BBM_BBC_desireani1_06.gif)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 16, 2006, 04:18:05 pm
**Now that Dee is off work agin, we can pick up where we left off, hope you didn' mind the wait.**

YOUNG JACK:
((hesitantly, with a calmness he didn't have within him, Jack reaches up and caresses Ennis's brow, his cheek, his ear. The tendrils of soft hair fall across his fingertips and he reaches his fingers up to weave them into Ennis's hair, resting on the back of his neck.))

%% Gently, Jack. Don't scare 'im off. %%

((Jack leans forward and looks fully into Ennis's eyes. He moves his head forward, feeling Ennis's breath fan across his cheek, still sweetened by the fragrance of fruit.))

Come here, Ennis. Ain't gonna bite ya.

%% too hard. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 16, 2006, 04:41:18 pm
Come here, Ennis. Ain't gonna bite ya.

%% too hard. %%

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/ts2_5.jpg)

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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 16, 2006, 04:50:24 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, his breathing becoming rapid, finds it hard to look at Jack.  He looks down as he feels the touch he has dreamt of, long before last night.))

%% Why can't I look at 'em?  Will I see who I really am in his eyes?%%

((Finally, he looks up and before he knows, Jack's lips are on his, and at that moment he knew he didn't want to be nowhere else.))




Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 16, 2006, 05:07:06 pm
YOUNG JACK
((Relishing the feel of Ennis's lips on his own, every breath he takes is filled with his being. Jack pulls him closer, can't keep from touching his face, his neck, his hair.... Every sensation of Ennis's warm skin against his own was an impossible pilgrimage of heated awareness. Still, Jack sensed that Ennis was holding himself back somehow.))

((he breaks their kiss for a moment.... leaning his head against Ennis's sharing their ragged breath.))

What's a matter?.... Ennis, it'll be allright. I'm not gonna hurt ya none.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 16, 2006, 05:14:33 pm
((As a consequence of the enormous earth-tremors created by the Whatever-Size-She-Is-At-The-Moment Priestess's collapse on BrokenArsed Mountain, JBB finds himself catapulted through the air at warp-speed... heading for a...

...SPLAT!!))

** You have got to be kidding... this is getting RIDICULOUS!!!!**

((JBB spends many happy minutes rolling around, removing woolly excrement from his shiny, plastic overcoat - a task at which he has quickly developed considerable skill.

He looks up and finds himself at...

...the-don't-look-right tent!!))

(http://destinationdaniel.smugmug.com/photos/56764745-M.jpg)

%% Ooooo, what a stroke of luck! And just as we're gettin' to the good stuff!! %%

** I sure wish Terry was here... the sight o' them boys gettin' it on is makin' my tube hard again. I can feel myself fillin' up already...**


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 16, 2006, 06:11:36 pm
YOUNG JACK
((Relishing the feel of Ennis's lips on his own, every breath he takes is filled with his being. Jack pulls him closer, can't keep from touching his face, his neck, his hair.... Every sensation of Ennis's warm skin against his own was an impossible pilgrimage of heated awareness. Still, Jack sensed that Ennis was holding himself back somehow.))

((he breaks their kiss for a moment.... leaning his head against Ennis's sharing their ragged breath.))

What's a matter?.... Ennis, it'll be allright. I'm not gonna hurt ya none.


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Leaning against Jack's head, Ennis can barely catch his breath.  His heart is singing out to him to keep going.. Keep this man within your reach, don't ever let him go, afraid this feeling might go away.))

I know that, Jack.  I ain't never felt this way, kinda nervous, I guess.  Don't think this is natural, this thing we got going.

(( Looks down again and when he looks up into his new lovers eyes, he knows this is the most natural thing in the world and lets Jack finally guide him down to lay near him.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 16, 2006, 06:27:36 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((cradles Ennis in his arms, bringing his head down on his shoulder. There's not much he can do right now except hold him, and let him feel how much he is loved at this very moment. Jack leans his cheek against Ennis's brow, kissing his forehead in the flickering light.))

It's gonna be alright. I don' know what to think about this thing we got goin', but, Christ, Ennis, I don' wan't ta stop.

((kisses Ennis's forehead again, lovingly. He rolls over gently, letting Ennis lie on the wool blanket beneath them and hovers over him for a moment, looking into his eyes, still expressing so much pain and fear. Jack doesn't understand where that comes from, when all he can feel around Ennis is the surmounting union of heart and spirit. It frightens him.))

((He leans down and kisses Ennis's mouth gently, and Ennis doesn't seem to be resisting anymore. He lifts his arms up to Ennis's chest, then wrapping them around his body as he deepens the kiss, allowing his mouth to move against Ennis's, feeling his lips yield beneath his own. Once again, his breath becomes Ennis, and all he knows is that he must make this as special for him as possible.))
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Post by: Lumière on July 16, 2006, 06:50:37 pm
((Reactions on the set ... during that spectacular performance by YJ and YE ..))


((One audience member melts into a puddle, where is Terry Cloth when he is needed?))
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/ts2_9.jpg)


((One of the camera men had to be replaced during this take, his hands kept sweating and shaking, plus his breathing became ...well...very very unstable ...))
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/ts2_10.jpg)


((Another audience member yelled out .. "Take it all off!" ... Security too care of her too))
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/ts2_12.jpg)


((Even the FSD was distracted from her meditations by this scene ... :o
Let's just say that she will be burning alot more incense tonight ... ))
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/ts2_13.jpg)
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/ts2_14.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on July 16, 2006, 07:34:47 pm
(( With all the ..errrr..pounding going on over in the tent.. ::) ..
Indapaddock decides to distract himself with the local Sheep Journal ..

(http://www.wibuilder.com/newsmakers/images/guy-reading-paper.jpg)

He comes across a funny passage ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/63f3733c.gif)

))

%%
Forget what the sheep saw!  It'll be a while before I can get the sight o' those two outta my head ... :o
%%

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Post by: alec716 on July 16, 2006, 08:26:42 pm
((As a consequence of the enormous earth-tremors created by the Whatever-Size-She-Is-At-The-Moment Priestess's collapse on BrokenArsed Mountain, JBB finds himself catapulted through the air at warp-speed... heading for a...

...SPLAT!!))

** You have got to be kidding... this is getting RIDICULOUS!!!!**

((JBB spends many happy minutes rolling around, removing woolly excrement from his shiny, plastic overcoat - a task at which he has quickly developed considerable skill.

He looks up and finds himself at...

...the-don't-look-right tent!!))

%% Ooooo, what a stroke of luck! And just as we're gettin' to the good stuff!! %%

** I sure wish Terry was here... the sight o' them boys gettin' it on is makin' my tube hard again. I can feel myself fillin' up already...**




(( TERRY CLOTH sits next to the log by the fire, perhaps sullen and definitely confused.  He glances toward the tent, knows that JBB, whom he needs more than detergent itself, is in there, cap off, waiting for him.  TERRY CLOTH looks again at the flame-lit ground, thinks of Owlma waitin' at home to marry him... thinks.  Thinks more.  Thinks yet more.  Then TERRY CLOTH thinks that he should feel instead of think.  And TERRY CLOTH feels himself rise slowly from his seat by the fire, pushes himself up off his pockets and into the control zone and into the tent.  It's all still looking exactly right.  ))

TERRY CLOTH: (softly):

**  Hey, JBB, our spit string never did get cast... so wanna make one of our own?   ;)  ))
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Post by: Daniel on July 16, 2006, 08:44:35 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((cradles Ennis in his arms, bringing his head down on his shoulder. There's not much he can do right now except hold him, and let him feel how much he is loved at this very moment. Jack leans his cheek against Ennis's brow, kissing his forehead in the flickering light.))

It's gonna be alright. I don' know what to think about this thing we got goin', but, Christ, Ennis, I don' wan't ta stop.

((kisses Ennis's forehead again, lovingly. He rolls over gently, letting Ennis lie on the wool blanket beneath them and hovers over him for a moment, looking into his eyes, still expressing so much pain and fear. Jack doesn't understand where that comes from, when all he can feel around Ennis is the surmounting union of heart and spirit. It frightens him.))

((He leans down and kisses Ennis's mouth gently, and Ennis doesn't seem to be resisting anymore. He lifts his arms up to Ennis's chest, then wrapping them around his body as he deepens the kiss, allowing his mouth to move against Ennis's, feeling his lips yield beneath his own. Once again, his breath becomes Ennis, and all he knows is that he must make this as special for him as possible.))

YOUNG JACK:

((In Ennis's silence, Jack can only smile to himself and continue to kiss him, allowing his lips and tongue to slip across Ennis's quiet mouth. With hands that are only a little clumsy, he reaches up and unbuttons his lover's shirt. Ennis heart racing against his own, their lips moving against each other in silent awareness.
Jack pulls Ennis's shirt away leaving the warm skin beneath exposed to his touch. He caresses Ennis's chest, his stomach, lowering his hand even further to reach that special custom order attachment.))

((He pulls his mouth away from Ennis's for a moment.))

This allright?

((Jack looks into Ennis's eyes questing for the truth he knows lies hidden there. Ennis loves him. And he loves Ennis. Will he let him show him though?))
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Post by: DeeDee on July 16, 2006, 09:43:37 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Ennis is floating now, above the tent, up near the full moon.  He knows on the surface, this is so wrong, but deep down, nothing has ever felt more right.  He can feel Jack's lips caressing his mouth, his hands wandering down his body to a point where he wishes time  would stand still, and wants to hold on as long as possible.  He knows that every night could be more powerful than the last, but surely ending in goodbyes.

In answer to Jack, all he can say ....))


More than allright.

(( He knows as the day is long, that he loves this boy.  He doesn't want to think about tomorrow or next week or even summers end.  Right now all he can think about is how these two bodies are becoming one.))


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Post by: Daniel on July 16, 2006, 10:05:48 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((With deft movements that somehow hide the fact that his hands are shaking, Jack removes Ennis's denims and his own, returning to Ennis's lips as their naked bodies nestle together. His lips move again against Ennis's, his hands stroking his arms, his body, his face, floating across his body like a twig drifting through the rapids and eddies of a swift stream.))

((His lips caress Ennis's, then settle on his chin, his jawline, his neck, his nose, alighting on every part of his face. In the heat of the moment, Jack returns his lips to Ennis's again. He murmurs his name, reaching down to caress his body, touching every part of the warmth beneath him, entwining their legs))

((He drags his lips away again and presses them firmly against Ennis's throat, feeling the pulse beneath his mouth and relishing in Ennis's scent. He moves his lips around Ennis's neck and gently grabs his earlobe between his teeth. At Ennis's ragged sigh, Jack moans in response.))

%% I want to tell him so badly.... But that'll ruin everythin', won't it? %%

((Languidly, slowly, Jack pulls back from Ennis and looks deeply into his eyes again.... allowing his hands to caress the most memorable face he has ever known. He opens his eyes fully, unafraid to let Ennis see his inner heart and soul, and there in that moment of connection he tries to communicate what he has failed to with words.))

**To be continued**
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Post by: Lumière on July 16, 2006, 10:13:21 pm
(( At the request of audience members, Ms Spanky organises for fans to be installed ~

(http://www.marco.org/images/reviews/airking.jpg)

The temperature just went through the effin' roof in this place ....  ))

%%
Hot damn!  :o
%%
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Post by: vkm91941 on July 17, 2006, 02:36:48 am
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/00003283.jpg)


%%Those boys are sure making alot of noise in there, I am not getting paid to babysit sheep and fertlize the hillsides while those two slobber all over one another.  What about me?  Don't I deserve a little action?  Didn't they cast any suitable canine companionship on this production. Those Blue Heelers are too stuck up.   Damn looks like I'm sleepin in my chair again%%
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Post by: Mikaela on July 17, 2006, 12:57:03 pm
(http://destinationdaniel.smugmug.com/photos/56764745-M.jpg)

((In order to give YOUNG JACK and YOUNG ENNIS some semblance of privacy once YOUNG ENNIS stood up to go into the tent, MIKA nudged CIGAR BUTT to turn around and face the Brokeback woods.))
(Horse and mule here seen to the far right in the picture)


MIKA the dumbass mule:

**The boys will feel more comfortable and free without us staring intently at their every move, I'm sure**

**Can't move away from the tent though, when they haven't told us to - we're too obedient for that**


((Mules have long ears for a reason - MIKA can't help listening intently to every sound from the tent. Every softly spoken word, every little sigh and moan, every deep breath, the sound of every sweet and lingering wet kiss, all those drawn-out and damp, nearly indiscernible vibrations in the still air that can only mean slick skin is sliding against skin......))

 :P

((Deprived of actually seeing YOUNG ENNIS and YOUNG JACK together, MIKA can still picture everything clearly. Nerves tingling, flanks heaving, nostrils flaring, heart racing: The mule is about to swoon in a blissed-out heap.))


**Oh, I think I'm gonna fall down right here and now! This is getting unbearable! Aaaaaaaaaaah, the tension! I'd better lean more closely on CIGAR BUTT for support. And rub against him some. If we prop each other up maybe we can manage to stay on our feet.

I wonder what those boys have in store for us next! **






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Post by: saucycobblers on July 17, 2006, 02:13:41 pm
=Daniel, if you don't already make your living writing steamy novels then you sure as hell should be. Man, you are GOOD... ;)=

TERRY CLOTH: (softly):

**  Hey, JBB, our spit string never did get cast... so wanna make one of our own?   ;)  ))

((JBB turns at the sound of Terry's voice, noticing the erectness of Terry's loops and the fresh smell of Tide. JBB feels touched that Terry has taken the trouble to spruce himself up for this momentous occasion - an occasion they both knew was inevitable since towelling and body butter first came together in sweet 'pine fresh' smelling harmony. Was it really only days ago? JBB can now barely remember a life without his sweet TERRY CLOTH...))

** Come here to me, Bud **

((Infused with the heavy, musky air of erotic desire, JBB takes Terry's loops and draws them down to his hard, plastic skin, caressing Terry's double-stitched hem with his lid and showing him just how pleased he is to see him. A small shiver of pleasure vibrates through them as if they are one...))
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Post by: YaadPyar on July 17, 2006, 02:43:35 pm
(( The FSD lights a special Yin/Yang candle for this auspicious occassion.  ))

** The concept of yin and yang originates in ancient Chinese philosophy and metaphysics, which describes two primal opposing but complementary forces found in all things in the universe. Yin, the darker element, is passive, dark, feminine, downward-seeking, and corresponds to the night; yang, the brighter element, is active, light, masculine, upward-seeking and corresponds to the day; yin is often symbolized by water, while yang is symbolized by fire. **

%% The FSD director contemplates the application of this ancient principle in relation to our dear boys, thinking of Jack and Ennis, each representing elements of yin and yang, but neither complete without the other. %%

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/yin_yang.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on July 17, 2006, 03:38:01 pm

((Since it is the orchestra's day off, the Props Magician has to provide some music herself with her new piano. Franz Liszt: Lovedream!))  

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Flgel.jpg)
(play me!)
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Post by: Pipedream on July 17, 2006, 04:55:03 pm
** Commercial Break ** Commercial Break ** Commercial Break ** Commercial Break **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/HarmonicaKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on July 17, 2006, 06:32:04 pm
**I'm on my knees from all this exquisite passionate tension! Tense passion! Air is so thick with it, I cain't hardly breathe!
Throat so dry, I couldn't play a harmonica to save my mulish life!  :o  Does that mean I won't get la....  Aaaaugh!! I need something to strengthen me. Keep me on my feet. Wet my throat. Put the MUSIC back in this here mule!

Let's see......**


((MIKA trots over to the camp fire on wobbly legs. Looks around. Finds just the thing - the very last whiskey bottle!))


**Aha! I've seen YOUNG JACK and YOUNG ENNIS drink this stuff lots of times. They love it. It makes them smile. And relax. And sing. And it helped get them into that tent too, I bet. I'll try it! I want it to do all that for me!**


((Manages to remove cap from bottle, lifts bottle in teeth, drinks long and deeply))


AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!  BLEEEEERRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!
This tastes like.......tastes like....... vintage sheep pee!  Ack! Ack! I don't beleive it! Humans are weird! How *can* they drink this? How can they like this? Arghh! It's horrible! Humans are crazy! 



((Runs off in distress, on the search for clean water and a place to join the tetotaller ranks pronto.

Leaves a dumbfounded CIGAR BUTT behind in the dark. ))

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Post by: YaadPyar on July 17, 2006, 07:45:05 pm
(( The FSD is channeling Jack's thoughts directly into her head, and she is perplexed that what she is receiving. First she recieves an image, and then she hears a song... ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/speedracer.jpg)

%%  It dawns on the FSD that while Jack appears to be languidly romantic in the tent with Ennis, he's gunning for the finish line.  %%

%%  The FSD comtemplates what, if any, action on her part is necessary.  At the very least, she wants this song out of her head!   The FSD realizes that her ability to read minds may not be as good a talent as she had thought. %%

Play Me
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/arrow_down.gif)
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Post by: DeeDee on July 17, 2006, 07:51:59 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((With deft movements that somehow hide the fact that his hands are shaking, Jack removes Ennis's denims and his own, returning to Ennis's lips as their naked bodies nestle together. His lips move again against Ennis's, his hands stroking his arms, his body, his face, floating across his body like a twig drifting through the rapids and eddies of a swift stream.))

((His lips caress Ennis's, then settle on his chin, his jawline, his neck, his nose, alighting on every part of his face. In the heat of the moment, Jack returns his lips to Ennis's again. He murmurs his name, reaching down to caress his body, touching every part of the warmth beneath him, entwining their legs))

((He drags his lips away again and presses them firmly against Ennis's throat, feeling the pulse beneath his mouth and relishing in Ennis's scent. He moves his lips around Ennis's neck and gently grabs his earlobe between his teeth. At Ennis's ragged sigh, Jack moans in response.))

%% I want to tell him so badly.... But that'll ruin everythin', won't it? %%

((Languidly, slowly, Jack pulls back from Ennis and looks deeply into his eyes again.... allowing his hands to caress the most memorable face he has ever known. He opens his eyes fully, unafraid to let Ennis see his inner heart and soul, and there in that moment of connection he tries to communicate what he has failed to with words.))

**To be continued**

YOUNG ENNIS:


(( Ennis cannot believe the euphoria he is feeling.  He strains to reach Jack's mouth.  He wants to engulf himself with his kisses.  As Jack pulls away, he sees something in his eyes he has never seen...true love, real love.  Ennis' breath catches in his throat))

Are ya ok?

(( Jack answers him by pulling him closer and pulling him up just enough to surround his entire body with his arms.  Ennis reaches up and strokes his face with just enough tenderness, that his fingers tingle from the sensation. They both lie back down and know this mutual want is not going to go away anytime soon.))


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Post by: Ellemeno on July 17, 2006, 07:52:28 pm
THE WIND

((brings some relief to the hot audience, and the sweet, salty tang of mountain sage and wood smoke to OUR BOYS, a scent they will remember and relive for the rest of their lives.))
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/windmillsunset.jpg)

Mountain Sage
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/mountainsage.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 17, 2006, 08:46:04 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:


(( Ennis cannot believe the euphoria he is feeling.  He strains to reach Jack's mouth.  He wants to engulf himself with his kisses.  As Jack pulls away, he sees something in his eyes he has never seen...true love, real love.  Ennis' breath catches in his throat))

Are ya ok?

(( Jack answers him by pulling him closer and pulling him up just enough to surround his entire body with his arms.  Ennis reaches up and strokes his face with just enough tenderness, that his fingers tingle from the sensation. They both lie back down and know this mutual want is not going to go away anytime soon.))




YOUNG JACK:

((Nestled against Ennis's body, Jack feels his skin burning wherever it is touching his lover. A mixture of soft and hard, smooth and rough, silk and iron and Jack can only revel in everything that Ennis has shared with him.... but still he wants more... he needs to experience that burst of passion and the sweet release that follows and with Ennis, he knows how best to reach that goal. He communicates this desire wordlessly and Ennis responds with the same passion and yearning.))

((The moment of perfect elation, as though Jack had swum to the bottom of a lake and then slowly made his way back up to the surface, now filling his eyes with light and his lungs with breath when before it had not been present. Their bodies relaxed now, Jack was still awake, and he looked up at Ennis as though seeing him for the first time. The curve of his mouth, his full lips, the thick brown eyelashes that caressed his sun bronzed cheeks, the sandy brown tendrils of hair that clung to his damp forehead. Jack wondered if Ennis had fallen asleep.))

((in a low voice))Ennis?
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Post by: Ellemeno on July 17, 2006, 08:57:41 pm
THE ASSISTANT

((hands out popsicles to cast, crew, animals, and admiring audience alike, in an attempt to cool the fever that YOUNG ENNIS and YOUNG JACK were able to find relief for without THE ASSISTANT'S popsicles.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/popsiclegrouphug.jpg)

Brokie, the movie set cat, enjoying the sweet relief
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/popsiclecat.jpg)

A men's softball team, grateful to cool their fever
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/popsicleballplayers.jpg)

And in the throng, two YOUNG POPSICLES find each other
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/popsiclepair.jpg)
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Post by: Brown Eyes on July 17, 2006, 09:01:07 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Ennis is floating now, above the tent, up near the full moon. 

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiOBMbxESjIAlUGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12pih6pn4/EXP=1153270529/**http%3a//www.uow.edu.au/crearts/performances/images/LittlePrincePic.jpg)

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Post by: DeeDee on July 17, 2006, 10:59:03 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Nestled against Ennis's body, Jack feels his skin burning wherever it is touching his lover. A mixture of soft and hard, smooth and rough, silk and iron and Jack can only revel in everything that Ennis has shared with him.... but still he wants more... he needs to experience that burst of passion and the sweet release that follows and with Ennis, he knows how best to reach that goal. He communicates this desire wordlessly and Ennis responds with the same passion and yearning.))

((The moment of perfect elation, as though Jack had swum to the bottom of a lake and then slowly made his way back up to the surface, now filling his eyes with light and his lungs with breath when before it had not been present. Their bodies relaxed now, Jack was still awake, and he looked up at Ennis as though seeing him for the first time. The curve of his mouth, his full lips, the thick brown eyelashes that caressed his sun bronzed cheeks, the sandy brown tendrils of hair that clung to his damp forehead. Jack wondered if Ennis had fallen asleep.))

((in a low voice))Ennis?



YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Ennis?%%

(( Ennis hears his name,  and slowly opens his eyes.  As he does, he finds himself looking into the face of the person who just made him the happiest man in the world.  With his body tingling and his skin gleaming from their amazing conclusion, he has to wonder what will happen next.))

%% I can't right now think about whut will happen when this summer ends.  How kin I go on without this?  Without this beautiful man with eyes that change from sea green to sky blue with one look?  With chestnut hair and arms so strong to hold even me?  Not gonna think about it a'tall.%%

Yeah, bud I'm awake. Jes' restin ma eyes.  You alliright?  Gettin' hungry?

(( Ennis sits up now, gets dressed, gives Jack a kiss on the forehead and leaves the tent to find the food to give them back the energy they will probably need to sustain this kind of hunger))
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Post by: Daniel on July 17, 2006, 11:06:42 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((crestfallen, he hadn't meant to wake him if he was sleeping.))

((says nothing as Ennis pulls away to get dressed, he only suddenly misses that warmth that was there.))

((in a soft voice)) I think there might be some melted ice cream left....

%% Oh wait, Ennis can cook. %%

And whatever else you can find out there...

((As swift as Ennis left him, Jack still wonders if he's holding something back, or if he just got real hungry after.... what they had just done. Jack was in no hurry to get up and continued to lounge on the blanket beneath him, his clothes scattered around him.))
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Post by: YaadPyar on July 18, 2006, 12:23:43 am
** Director Raymille has been working on location in the middle east for a charity project in which he's deeply involved.  The paparazzi have been stalking him as always.  He's been keeping a low profile so as not to detract from the importance of the charity work, but the stalkarazzi got to him today.... **

Here he is in his trademark red.  The evenings are cool, so he always has a warm cap.

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/priscilla1.jpg)


The days are hot, just like Director Raymille himself.

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/priscila2.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on July 18, 2006, 05:50:40 am

** Without saying anything about it, the whole crew knew how it would go for the rest of the summer. Sheep be damned!! ** ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/ZeltKopie.jpg)
(play me!)
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Post by: Pipedream on July 18, 2006, 06:56:35 am

The Props Magician:

** So it's gotten a bit hot and steamy up that mountain, hunh? Don't worry people, I'm on my way with cold drinks! **  ;D

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00010593.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on July 18, 2006, 02:25:25 pm

((Meanwhile, Owl Olivia and her son are heaving a lil' conversation in the trees...))  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulemitKindKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on July 18, 2006, 03:46:39 pm
** Without saying anything about it, the whole crew knew how it would go for the rest of the summer. Sheep be damned!! ** ;D
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/ZeltKopie.jpg)


**
That's right Ms Spanky! ....There are bound to be fireworks!!!  :D


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/d6e94e3c.jpg)


You better order quite a few of these:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/a99b767d.gif)


..because with these 2 hot  cowboys in such close proximity, major sparks are bound to fly!!  Woowee!

**
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Post by: Pipedream on July 18, 2006, 04:07:41 pm

((Then came the moment of truth for Owl Olivia...))
  :-\

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulebeichtetKopie.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulenkindgeschocktKopie.jpg)

((They believed themselves inaudible, not knowing Owl Oscar had overheard their conversation in a tree nearby...))  :P

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleeiferschtigKopie.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on July 18, 2006, 05:19:22 pm
**
Hey Oscar,

I am so sorry!  I too heard everything that Owlma there just confessed!
I am sure that you must be heart broken!  :'(
I just have one question, when Owlma Junior there was born, didnt you notice that she
was too fluffy to be true?  I mean, look at all the fluff on that bird!
Shit, that's hard bud!

Okay, just to make you feel better ... here are some mice ...


(http://asac.ucdavis.edu/mice.jpg)

BUT DO NOT EAT THEM!!!
Just a few furry friends to keep you company .... I repeat ... THEY ARE NOT YOUR DINNER!
I'll pick them up later to take them home!

Be well!  :-*

**
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Post by: Pipedream on July 18, 2006, 05:35:32 pm
 ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BartkauzmitBeuteKopie.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on July 18, 2006, 06:31:20 pm
**
Err....Oscar!
That better be a rice cake in your mouth!  >:(

I know that you get hungry.. but I have to come collect them 5 cute lil mice in a coupla hours!
I gotta take them for their swimming lessons ...

(http://xzanthia.com/images/swimmingrat.jpg)

You better not disappoint me Oscar..!  >:(

I am sorry Olivia disappointed you, but Ollie is still yer son..you still love 'em.  Right?
So stick with Olivia..she loves you!
Besides, no other sane owl will have you anyway ...

You'll be fine bud!

**


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Post by: Pipedream on July 18, 2006, 06:44:38 pm

((...but Oscar doesn't listen. He always gets hungry when he's frustrated and after he has taken one more bite and finished dinner, he sings a plaintive song, bemoaning the loss of his beloved Olivia!))
  :'(

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BartkauzanklagendKopie.jpg)

German text:                                                                  Translation: 

Du hast mich nie geliebt                                                     You have never loved me
Du hast Dein Spiel mit mir getrieben                                     you have played games with me
Du kannst nicht lieben, du hast kein Herz                              You cannot love, you have no heart 
Mir ist seit jener Nacht                                                        Since that night
nur die Erinnerung geblieben                                               memory is all that I have left
Voll Sehnsucht und voll Schmerz                                          Full of yearning and full of pain
Ich träum von Dir                                                               I dream of you
Und spür doch in mir                                                          And yet I feel inside
Du hast mich nie geliebt                                                     You have never loved me
Du hast Dein Spiel mit mir getrieben                                     You have played games with me
Denn Du, Du hast kein Herz                                                Because you, you have no heart

Denkst Du noch an jene eine Stunde                                   Do you remember that single hour
Denkst Du noch an jenen Augenblick                                   Do you remember that moment
Da ich trank von Deinem Munde                                          When I drank from your mouth
Einen Duft wie berauscht von süßem Glück                           A scent like drunken from sweet luck

Aber dann, dann hast Du mich verlassen                               But then you have left me
Ohne Gruß und ohne einen Blick                                          Without a Farewell and without a look
Meine Seele, die kann es niemals fassen                               My soul will never be able to comprise it
Doch sie fühlt, du kommst nie zurück                                   Yet it feels, you’ll never come back

(play me!)
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Post by: alec716 on July 18, 2006, 09:45:32 pm
((Meanwhile, Owl Olivia and her son are heaving a lil' conversation in the trees...))  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulemitKindKopie.jpg)

((Then came the moment of truth for Owl Olivia...))
  :-\

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulebeichtetKopie.jpg)


TERRY CLOTH:

** Tell you what, Junior, I know I've had more than a whole week to say a little word about this... but where to start?  See, me and your momma, we was herding mice up on Brokebeak one summer ...   **


BRIEF DREAM SEQUENCE

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[/quote]


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Um, not yet, Junior, give us a few scenes.  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 18, 2006, 09:49:30 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((crestfallen, he hadn't meant to wake him if he was sleeping.))

((says nothing as Ennis pulls away to get dressed, he only suddenly misses that warmth that was there.))

((in a soft voice)) I think there might be some melted ice cream left....

%% Oh wait, Ennis can cook. %%

And whatever else you can find out there...

((As swift as Ennis left him, Jack still wonders if he's holding something back, or if he just got real hungry after.... what they had just done. Jack was in no hurry to get up and continued to lounge on the blanket beneath him, his clothes scattered around him.))

YOUNG ENNIS:



(( As Ennis starts to leave the tent, he looks back to see Jack lie back down.  He keeps walking out, intent on finding food.  He needs a distraction or he will never get back to them sheep.  He starts looking around and spots a big juicy owl in the tree))

%% Hmmm.... wonder whut owl tastes like.  Getting real tired of beans and bananas.  Mebbe if I shot it down, I kin skin it and cook it.  Jack might not look too kindly on that, and I don't wanna do nuthin' to upset 'em.  I'm gonna get ma pleasure from that boy all summer.%%

((Ennis looks around for more food, and comes accross some mushrooms.))

%% Now this kin be a very intrestin' meal%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 18, 2006, 09:53:42 pm

((JBB turns at the sound of Terry's voice, noticing the erectness of Terry's loops and the fresh smell of Tide. JBB feels touched that Terry has taken the trouble to spruce himself up for this momentous occasion - an occasion they both knew was inevitable since towelling and body butter first came together in sweet 'pine fresh' smelling harmony. Was it really only days ago? JBB can now barely remember a life without his sweet TERRY CLOTH...))

** Come here to me, Bud **

((Infused with the heavy, musky air of erotic desire, JBB takes Terry's loops and draws them down to his hard, plastic skin, caressing Terry's double-stitched hem with his lid and showing him just how pleased he is to see him. A small shiver of pleasure vibrates through them as if they are one...))


(( TERRY CLOTH, suffused with a sense of the exhaustion honestly due to one who is simultaneously involved in two roiling subplots, returns from his paternity disclosure and a very brief Dream Sequence and skirts narrowly around the pool of AGUIRRE's sour pus.  Eschewing a nip of the sheep-pee whiskey (tempting though it might be!), he enters the lookin'-right tent and the embrace of the lookin'-oh-SO-fine-so-VERY-fine JBB.  TERRY CLOTH elbows the writhing JACK and ENNIS out of his way and wraps himself around JBB's firm and musky physique and they are One.  ))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  I'll wake up from a dream with you any time, JBB...  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 18, 2006, 10:14:36 pm
%%

Damn, that TC is one heck of a busy sonofa-rag!   :D

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/ef1642dd.jpg)

I mean, he is romancing JBB and Owlma??
It's a wonder he actually finds time to get laundered..the bad ol' shag warsh rag!

%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 19, 2006, 12:05:26 am
YOUNG ENNIS:



(( As Ennis starts to leave the tent, he looks back to see Jack lie back down.  He keeps walking out, intent on finding food.  He needs a distraction or he will never get back to them sheep.  He starts looking around and spots a big juicy owl in the tree))

%% Hmmm.... wonder whut owl tastes like.  Getting real tired of beans and bananas.  Mebbe if I shot it down, I kin skin it and cook it.  Jack might not look too kindly on that, and I don't wanna do nuthin' to upset 'em.  I'm gonna get ma pleasure from that boy all summer.%%

((Ennis looks around for more food, and comes accross some mushrooms.))

%% Now this kin be a very intrestin' meal%%

YOUNG JACK:

((too bored to stay in the tent alone, gets dressed and climbs out of the tent, looking around for Ennis. At the sound of the hooting above him, Jack looks up.))

%% Owls. Wonder what owl tastes like? Maybe Ennis's got something better. %%

Ennis? You out here?

((After searchin' around for a bit he finds Ennis leaning over a small forest of mushrooms.))

You sure those're safe to eat, Ennis?
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Post by: Meryl on July 19, 2006, 01:38:47 am

German text:                                                                  Translation: 

Du hast mich nie geliebt                                                     You have never loved me
Du hast Dein Spiel mit mir getrieben                                     you have played games with me
Du kannst nicht lieben, du hast kein Herz                              You cannot love, you have no heart 
Mir ist seit jener Nacht                                                        Since that night
nur die Erinnerung geblieben                                               memory is all that I have left
Voll Sehnsucht und voll Schmerz                                          Full of yearning and full of pain
Ich träum von Dir                                                               I dream of you
Und spür doch in mir                                                          And yet I feel inside
Du hast mich nie geliebt                                                     You have never loved me
Du hast Dein Spiel mit mir getrieben                                     You have played games with me
Denn Du, Du hast kein Herz                                                Because you, you have no heart

Denkst Du noch an jene eine Stunde                                   Do you remember that single hour
Denkst Du noch an jenen Augenblick                                   Do you remember that moment
Da ich trank von Deinem Munde                                          When I drank from your mouth
Einen Duft wie berauscht von süßem Glück                           A scent like drunken from sweet luck

Aber dann, dann hast Du mich verlassen                               But then you have left me
Ohne Gruß und ohne einen Blick                                          Without a Farewell and without a look
Meine Seele, die kann es niemals fassen                               My soul will never be able to comprise it
Doch sie fühlt, du kommst nie zurück                                   Yet it feels, you’ll never come back




((Still in seclusion recovering from her ordeal, the High Priestess is brought low by Oscar's bittersweet lied))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/AweHighPriestess.jpg)

%% Ah, how can I hear that lament without thinking of my all too brief moments of happiness with Hoss?  I was a silly fool, I know, to take up with him, but...but...he did look so much like dear Heath!  Of course it wasn't long before he left me for a Michelle Williams look-alike from Wardrobe.  Still, those halcyon days will always be with me....%%

((Shaking off her melancholy mood, Meryl takes up her ritual drum and chants))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/drumritual.jpg)

East is the Wind, is the gold sun rising; eagle flying free sees the open door

South is the Fire, is the red noon blazing; wolf upon the ledge feels what came before

West is the Water, is the blue dusk falling; brown bear in his cave looks to what will be

North is the Earth, is the black night cloaking; elk in forest deep knows the mystery


Brokeback is the Wind, is the Fire glowing,  Brokeback is the Water, is the Earth made strong

Hearts that are joined upon the Sacred Mountain must forever dance to its ancient song.




Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 19, 2006, 09:09:19 am
** Commercial Break ** Commercial Break ** Commercial Break **

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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 19, 2006, 10:31:37 am
(( The FSD has slipped a Feng Shui-Life Station Card into Jack's pocket so he can use it as needed.  The information will enable him to create his heart's desire.  The science of Feng Shui uses the Ba-qua shape and the eight stations of life: prosperity, relationships, helpful people, new knowledge, family/health, children/creativity, fame, and career. Each one of the life stations directly correlates to a location in the tent. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/fengshuicard.jpg)

**  The FSD takes Jack aside and explains, "Your tent is an extension of you.  These physical locations house the energy (the electromagnetic field) that you have created for that station of your life.  What you create in your tent is what you will create in your life.  After locating your life stations you can create your life desires by using energy and symbolism in your life stations to first create your life desire in your home.  After you have created your life desire in your tent, it will manifest in your life."  **

(( Jack's eyes twinkle with newfound excitment at the possibilities. ))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 19, 2006, 11:00:49 am
** Director Raymille's family portraiture reveals a history of extraordinary attention to personal appearance (and potentially American ancestry), a trait which our beloved director has continued to this day. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Raymillepurple.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on July 19, 2006, 12:26:13 pm
MR. RAYMILLE'S ASSISTANT

((Hanging up the phone with the very disgruntled President of the Descendants of Benjamin Franklin Foundation))

%% Sheesh! Just as the right key that turns the lock can also be used to draw lightning to a kite, so can this cast and crew call challenges down on this production. %%

((Picks phone back up))

** Mr. PRODUCER, we're going to need another $10,000.  Apparently old Ben would have never worn lavender, that being the color, in their HO of Jack's death.  They object and are demanding damages.  What's that, Sir?  Yes, well, I think we all know that old Ben was as queer as a $100 bill, but whatcha gonna do?  I think we better just pay it and move on.  **

((Gets out MR. RAYMILLE'S checkbook and once again forges his name.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/BenFranklin.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 19, 2006, 01:22:39 pm

(( TERRY CLOTH, suffused with a sense of the exhaustion honestly due to one who is simultaneously involved in two roiling subplots, returns from his paternity disclosure and a very brief Dream Sequence and skirts narrowly around the pool of AGUIRRE's sour pus.  Eschewing a nip of the sheep-pee whiskey (tempting though it might be!), he enters the lookin'-right tent and the embrace of the lookin'-oh-SO-fine-so-VERY-fine JBB.  TERRY CLOTH elbows the writhing JACK and ENNIS out of his way and wraps himself around JBB's firm and musky physique and they are One.  ))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  I'll wake up from a dream with you any time, JBB...  **

((JBB, in blissful ignorance of Terry's Raganova-ing ways, believes himself the centre of Terry's world - as Terry is his. As moonlight creeps steathily in through the gaps in the tent, JBB catches his breath as it plays along the brilliance of Terry's loops and the beauty of the warshcloth's towelled edges. JBB huskily croaks...))

** Ooooooooooh Terry, Mr Raymille most certainly did not include this in my contract of extras...**

((A skilled lover, Terry gently, but ever so ardently, works JBB into a frenzy of excitement. Feeling suddenly bold, JBB rolls on top of Terry and sinks his ridge deeply into Terry's soft folds, feeling the warmth of a volcano spread slowly from his flat edge to his lid, before erupting (a little sooner than he'd have liked :-\) in a crescendo of ecstasy he'd barely thought existed before now.

(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/191925/2/istockphoto_191925_toothpaste.jpg)
=cut to money shot=

Drawing a barely captured breath through a smile that feels as though it will never leave him, JBB is eventually able to relax his lid enough to feel as though he is sinking into the groundsheet below... he offers up a silent prayer of thanks...))

%% Dear Lord, by all that is creamy and intensely moisturising, please never send this warshcloth from me...%%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 19, 2006, 02:17:47 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((too bored to stay in the tent alone, gets dressed and climbs out of the tent, looking around for Ennis. At the sound of the hooting above him, Jack looks up.))

%% Owls. Wonder what owl tastes like? Maybe Ennis's got something better. %%

Ennis? You out here?

((After searchin' around for a bit he finds Ennis leaning over a small forest of mushrooms.))

You sure those're safe to eat, Ennis?

YOUNG JACK:

((looks around at the tremendous damage done to the mountain as though some humongous person had trampled over it....))

Ennis, what happened up here.... a tornado? They don't hardly come this far north. Come on, lets get back to camp...

Don't want FDA catch us with no mushrooms.


%% Things are cooky 'nough around here as it is. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: louisev on July 19, 2006, 02:32:47 pm
(http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/6935/coyotebd7.jpg)

((Meanwhile, back at the camp, a hungry coyote is looking for some tasty morsels left over from dinner, and trots right into the Tent, heedlessly stepping on JBB and nuzzling Terry, picking up an unusual and unappetizing scent.  He backs away from the musky-smelling washcloth, knocks over the coffeepot, finds a few burned beans on the ground next to the firepit and snaps them up.  Snack before dinner.
 Could be worse. 

%%Now... to find a nice, appetizing lamb for dinner....%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on July 19, 2006, 02:44:12 pm

%%Now... to find a nice, appetizing lamb for dinner....%%

(( Indapaddock spots the Coyote ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/0bb835f6.jpg)


))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 19, 2006, 02:47:15 pm
YOUNG JACK

%% And, um, I guess we will be too... As much as we can, I reckon. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: MaineWriter on July 19, 2006, 02:53:33 pm
((ENTER STAGE RIGHT...LUCY the BLUE HEELER...intent on her mission to help protect the sheep from Mr. Coyote))

WOOF!  WOOF! WOOF!

%%Lucy wonders to herself, is this a singing moment? or is woof enough? Needs to ponder for an appropriate song...%%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 19, 2006, 03:03:53 pm

** Sorry folks, but we need to make more money for our production. So it's commercial time again!**  ::)

** Commercial Break ** Commercial Break ** Commercial Break **

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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 19, 2006, 03:25:34 pm
MARKETING ADVISOR:

** Excuse me, Ms. Property Master, our research indicates that if you were to incorporate more alluring images into your commercials you would experience a 38% increase in sales, although I'm afraid there's little we can do about the organic fertilizer. Sales for that are just plummeting.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 19, 2006, 04:01:08 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis hears a sound and turns to find Jack standing behind him.))

Hey bud, ya ok?  I wuz jes' looking for sumthin' ta eat, but all I see are mushrooms, and don' think they look so good.  Maybe we can cook up some blueberries, if thats ok with ya.

%% Tha only thing I wan' for suppa is right behind me. Gettin' all sweaty jes' thinkin' about it.%%

(( Ennis stops to look at the mountainside, which is all torn up.))

Somethin' been eatin' up this countryside, bud and I tell ya, hope it ain't no Ky-ote, cause Mr. Raymille uh, fish and game don' wan' us killin off no animals.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 19, 2006, 04:09:00 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((grins and nods at Ennis.))

%% OK? With you beside me how could I not be? %%

Well, let's see what we can find back at camp. I ken make some coffee at least. I know we got that. I think we got some honey... you want soma' that?

((Jack goes silent, uncertain of what to say next to this mysterious person that he has come to love so much. Not really a stranger anymore, but they had only been together for a few months. There was so much of Ennis's childhood that he wanted to know about, and he even wanted to know what this girl Alma was like. So much to know, and so little time.))

Uh, Ennis...?

((Jack stopped after they had walked for a little ways back towards the camp. Ennis was close to him... what another might consider uncomfortably close, but for Jack it felt just right. Jack looked up at Ennis and could see some fear flickering in his eyes. What was wrong? He remembered Ennis's gaze so strongly from their lovemaking. It was filled with love and wonder. That seems to have been clouded over now. What could he do about it?))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 19, 2006, 05:10:47 pm
MARKETING ADVISOR:

** Excuse me, Ms. Property Master, our research indicates that if you were to incorporate more alluring images into your commercials you would experience a 38% increase in sales, although I'm afraid there's little we can do about the organic fertilizer. Sales for that are just plummeting.**

** Well, your research ain't worth a damn then, Mr. Marketing Advisor. Actually, Owl Olivia's Finest is our most successful product on here! The sales have sky-rocketed since we advertised it. A lot of stores ran out of owl poop within hours and had to order more. Owl Olivia already had to employ hundreds of assistants to meet the huge demand! **


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/SchlussverkaufKopie.jpg)

** A lot of zoological and botanical gardens use it now to fertilize their lawns. Because of the impressive results in their parks, some town councils have already put up owl sculptures. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulenskulpturKopie.jpg)

** So what exactly was yer point, Mr. Advisor? **   ::)
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Post by: Lumière on July 19, 2006, 05:26:52 pm

** So what exactly was yer point, Mr. Advisor? **   ::)

**
 :laugh:
Gee....great work there Ms Spanky!  You are definitely ontop of the game there!  ;D  You really know your shit stuff!
I guess the point is - Don't mess with the OWL MANURE, it is actually what is keeping this production afloat!

All praise Olivia and her very very very active bowels!   ;D

**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 19, 2006, 05:38:45 pm
((A skilled lover, Terry gently, but ever so ardently, works JBB into a frenzy of excitement. Feeling suddenly bold, JBB rolls on top of Terry and sinks his ridge deeply into Terry's soft folds, feeling the warmth of a volcano spread slowly from his flat edge to his lid, before erupting (a little sooner than he'd have liked :-\) in a crescendo of ecstasy he'd barely thought existed before now.

(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/191925/2/istockphoto_191925_toothpaste.jpg)
=cut to money shot=

Drawing a barely captured breath through a smile that feels as though it will never leave him, JBB is eventually able to relax his lid enough to feel as though he is sinking into the groundsheet below... he offers up a silent prayer of thanks...))

%% Dear Lord, by all that is creamy and intensely moisturising, please never send this warshcloth from me...%%



(( That spring, hungry for any job, TERRY CLOTH and JBB had each signed up with Sacred Relic Employment -- they had come together onscreen as warshrag and campy make-your-arse-tender lotion for the same HIGH PRIESTESS gender reassignment operation movie operation north of they-can't-get-their-Signals-straight-on-this-Thread.  So much was happening, and so quickly.  Now in the Tent Where All Looks Right and All IS Right, TERRY CLOTH lies under a well-hung Nelson Mandala and wrapped around JBB overwhelmed and spent, supple as never before, reveling in the musky scent of JBB and the Mountain and the FSD's long-composted piney cowboy thingie.  To his surprise, as he drifts off to sleep, he finds that he likes these scents even better than the Props Magician's lavender and jasmine detergent or the mouse-breath of his Owlma who waits to marry him and nest with him when he comes down off the Mountain.  ))


((  TERRY CLOTH awoke in white lotion with his fluff around his knees, a top-grade threadcount, and JBB uncapped against him; without saying anything about it both knew how it would go for the rest of the Performance Thread, SHEEP be damned.  ))


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: welliwont on July 19, 2006, 06:21:24 pm
This part has been filled - but leaving this up for high class entertainment.

**LAST-MINUTE CASTING CALL, THIS IS AN OPEN CASTING CALL, TELL ALL YOUR FELLOW BETTERMOSTIANS!!
 

We interrupt this fine production once again because we have an unexpected opening for one of the premium parts in our show.  The ac-tor who was to play Joe Aguirre has been picked up on vagrancy charges and is in the clink.  We just found out today, when in fact he has been in there for two weeks!  And since Director Raymille is not around to work his seductive magic at the county lock-up to spring this wayward Player, there's nothin' we can do, I guess.

The Show Must Go On as they always say, and to that end we I am issuing an Emergency Casting Call to all BetterMostians.

Part to be filled:  Joe Aguirre

Requirements of the position:

Must be:


Pay will be a stipend only, and the successful candidate must sign a waiver promising not to cause himself any litigious embarrassment post performance.

Would any interested candidates please report to Director Raymille’s Sycophantic Assistant Clarissa (Ellemeno) at soon as possible.  Thank you.**

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on July 19, 2006, 06:29:51 pm
THE ASSISTANT

((comes fumbling out from behind the stage curtain to announce))

The part of Aguirre will be played by long-time CTer, Lee Front-Ranger.

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 19, 2006, 06:40:20 pm
((Meanwhile, back at the camp, a hungry coyote is looking for some tasty morsels left over from dinner, and trots right into the Tent, heedlessly stepping on JBB and nuzzling Terry, picking up an unusual and unappetizing scent.  He backs away from the musky-smelling washcloth, knocks over the coffeepot, finds a few burned beans on the ground next to the firepit and snaps them up.

((  TERRY CLOTH awoke in white lotion with his fluff around his knees, a top-grade threadcount, and JBB uncapped against him; without saying anything about it both knew how it would go for the rest of the Performance Thread, SHEEP be damned.  ))

((Lying there in the closest thing to heaven he has ever known, JBB becomes worried. TERRY pulls JBB closer, the silent embrace satisfying some sticky and loopless hunger. He knows what he has to tell TERRY, bites down the words, fearful of chasing the dream state that has enveloped him away forever. JBB feels like he's in a headlong, irreversible fall. Softly, ever so softly, JBB whispers...))

** Terry? Buddy? I got sumthin' to tell ya**

((JBB suddenly feels like his guts are bein' flushed outa his tube...))

** Hot damn... smells like some kinda mongrel!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 19, 2006, 06:44:06 pm
MARKETING ADVISOR:

**It seems that our research left out those special niche markets. Taking that into account we do see a 58% increase in revenue sales from organic fertilizer since its introduction earlier this quarter. As much as we would have hoped it was not that large a cash-cow, we can only sheepishly suggest that the organic fertlizer not be taken off the market and that advertising should be continued. It seems that the brand recognition is almost entirely based on word-of-mouth advertising, and we do suggest a more lucrative advertisement campaign for this product. We'll have some of our best advertising agents get on this right away.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 19, 2006, 07:07:13 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((grins and nods at Ennis.))

%% OK? With you beside me how could I not be? %%

Well, let's see what we can find back at camp. I ken make some coffee at least. I know we got that. I think we got some honey... you want soma' that?

((Jack goes silent, uncertain of what to say next to this mysterious person that he has come to love so much. Not really a stranger anymore, but they had only been together for a few months. There was so much of Ennis's childhood that he wanted to know about, and he even wanted to know what this girl Alma was like. So much to know, and so little time.))

Uh, Ennis...?

((Jack stopped after they had walked for a little ways back towards the camp. Ennis was close to him... what another might consider uncomfortably close, but for Jack it felt just right. Jack looked up at Ennis and could see some fear flickering in his eyes. What was wrong? He remembered Ennis's gaze so strongly from their lovemaking. It was filled with love and wonder. That seems to have been clouded over now. What could he do about it?))



YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis turns toward Jack feeling a little hungover from the intoxicating last hour.))

Uh, whut?  Oh yeah honey sounds great. With the bluberries and honey we kin make us some preserves.. how's that sound to ya? 

%% Whut I wanna do with them preserves can git a man kilt roun' these parts, but there ain't no one here fer miles.%%

Hey Twist, let me show ya whut we do with preserves round here

(( With the blueberries in his hand, Ennis tries to shove them down Jack's pants, but Jack sprints away, and in 2 minutes, Ennis grabs him from behind and has him on the ground.
There lips come together and as they frantically start to undress, Low startle point horse is kicking up a storm, probably wanting to know why her beloved Jack is squealing like that.))

_________________________________________________________________________


YOUNG ENNIS:

** Weeks later**



(( Ennis walking around the campsite watching Jack cook dinner and knowing he has to go up to them sheep soon, but wants one more night.))

%% Every single night that passes, bringin' me closer to leavin' this mountain is breaking ma heart%%

((Ennis comes up behind Jack and doesn't care about any food and brings him into the tent))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: newyearsday on July 19, 2006, 08:58:02 pm
LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

((heaves a ruffled sigh as she watches JACK disappear into the tent with ENNIS))

**There they go again. Off to roll around with their "preserves" and their "cond-o-ments"... God only knows what's been on Jack's fine legs that's been rubbin off on my flanks the past few weeks--honey, blueberries, man-jam, you name it!

But I gotta admit, I ain't never seen two boys as happy as them two this summer. Can't hardly blame 'em for havin so much fun. And Jack, he treats me real nice, takes me swimmin in a stream a cool off. Not such a bad summer for me. Fact, I wish it could be like this, just like this, always....**



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 19, 2006, 09:13:18 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((As he is effortlessly pulled by Ennis into the tent, Jack can't help thinking about where this is all going.))

%% How come I can't hardly resist him. Any time, every time Ennis reaches out to me with those strong hands a his I'm always right there in his arms. And its where I should be. But even though he's more willin' to do this type a stuff, he keeps holdin' himself back. Sometimes I jes wish we could sit down an' talk without havin' all this stuff goin' on atween us. God help me, I love him, an' I don' know what I'm gonna do when we get off this mountain.%%

((Jack pulls back on Ennis's hand for a moment, getting him to look at him. Before their lips meet Jack looks into Ennis's eyes yet again and almost manages to get a word out before he is muffled by Ennis's firm but moist lips. And as has happened before, countless times, he is swept away by the experience.))

Ennis? ((He quietly murmurs Ennis's name against his lips, trying weakly to break their kiss.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 20, 2006, 11:36:11 am
((Lying there in the closest thing to heaven he has ever known, JBB becomes worried. TERRY pulls JBB closer, the silent embrace satisfying some sticky and loopless hunger. He knows what he has to tell TERRY, bites down the words, fearful of chasing the dream state that has enveloped him away forever. JBB feels like he's in a headlong, irreversible fall. Softly, ever so softly, JBB whispers...))

** Terry? Buddy? I got sumthin' to tell ya**

((JBB suddenly feels like his guts are bein' flushed outa his tube...))

** Hot damn... smells like some kinda mongrel!**


((  JBB's quiet words stir TERRY CLOTH further from his sleep but not from the FSD-inspired aura of his one true love, the Lotion of his Devotion, JBB himself.  TERRY CLOTH is grateful that JBB is gently awakening him from a nightmare in which the COYOTE and LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE are playing tug-o'-cloth with him and he is drenched in sheep pee, not the kind of Dream Sequence he prefers.  TERRY CLOTH savors the moment of their dozy embrace, which will get crusty in his loops solidify in his weft as the single moment of chafeless, goobly happiness in their separate and difficult display racks at the PenteCostCo.  )) 


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Yeah, Bud?  What's on yer mind?  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 20, 2006, 11:57:45 am
MARKETING ADVISOR:

**Ms. Property Master!! Ms. Property Master!! I am very excited to let you know that commercials for the Broken Arsed body products line will soon be rolling out. Take a look at what our advertising team has come up with.**

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/0f7eadfb.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 20, 2006, 12:07:30 pm
MARKETING ADVISOR:

**Ms. Property Master!! Ms. Property Master!! I am very excited to let you know that commercials for the Broken Arsed body products line will soon be rolling out. Take a look at what our advertising team has come up with.**

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/0f7eadfb.jpg)


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Hey, Marketing Advisor!  Love the new ad!  As long as you are selling proxy JBB tubes and not the real man, the myth, the lubricant, can I be your spokesrag and give a testes-monial about the benefits of, um, using JBB?  Tryst me, the pleasure would be all mine.   ;)  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 20, 2006, 12:25:43 pm
MARKETING ADVISOR:

** It was our original intention that JBB himself become spokesperson for the body product line, but as we were eventually going to tie in linen products, we can begin dual marketing immediately if you two can agree to co-represent each line.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 20, 2006, 12:30:21 pm
MARKETING ADVISOR:

** It was our original intention that JBB himself become spokesperson for the body product line, but as we were eventually going to tie in linen products, we can begin dual marketing immediately if you two can agree to co-represent each line.**


TERRY GOT-MOXIE-TO-SELL-PROXIES CLOTH:

(( still nursing his top-grade threadcount ))

** Hey, JBB, is it marketing ya wanna talk about?  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: louisev on July 20, 2006, 12:43:43 pm
(http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%20zoo/they%20walk/coyote/Coyote%2042058.jpg)

((IN-GENIUS COYOTE - not to be confused with his smarter cousin Wyle E. Coyote, Supergenius - stops short, cocks an ear at Indapaddock's inarticulate threat, picking up only the words "blue heelers" and close on their heels, the crystal clear bark of LUCY as she Woofs threateningly, and that is enough.))

Damn, I'm in a tight spot!

%%Maybe I ought ta think about skedaddling over to that Shelayan herd o' sheep before that dag-blamed Blue Heeler starts singin again.  That's enough ta make me want to poke out an eardrum.%%

((IN-GENIUS COYOTE takes one last lingering look at a scrumptious lamb flank, then a hop, a skip, and a jump later, he he is headed downwind to the Shelayan herd.))
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Post by: Pipedream on July 20, 2006, 12:46:52 pm
((Owl Olivia still cannot believe that her lover Oscar has just dumped her...))  :-\

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleaufZaunKopie.jpg)

((...but all attempts to change his mind fail!))  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleeiferschtigKopie2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: MaineWriter on July 20, 2006, 12:49:22 pm
((LUCY, proud of the job she has done of scaring off IN-GENIUS COYOTE, at least for the moment, ponders her reward.))

%%Hmmm, I could sing, or .... maybe I'll just lick my hiney. That sounds like fun!%%

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h243/lnicoll/Australian_Cattle_Doglucy6mo2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 20, 2006, 12:54:43 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((As he is effortlessly pulled by Ennis into the tent, Jack can't help thinking about where this is all going.))

%% How come I can't hardly resist him. Any time, every time Ennis reaches out to me with those strong hands a his I'm always right there in his arms. And its where I should be. But even though he's more willin' to do this type a stuff, he keeps holdin' himself back. Sometimes I jes wish we could sit down an' talk without havin' all this stuff goin' on atween us. God help me, I love him, an' I don' know what I'm gonna do when we get off this mountain.%%

((Jack pulls back on Ennis's hand for a moment, getting him to look at him. Before their lips meet Jack looks into Ennis's eyes yet again and almost manages to get a word out before he is muffled by Ennis's firm but moist lips. And as has happened before, countless times, he is swept away by the experience.))

Ennis? ((He quietly murmurs Ennis's name against his lips, trying weakly to break their kiss.))



YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis feels the pull from Jack, but resists once again.  Instead he brings his lips down and kisses him.  He knows what Jack wants to say and he's not quite ready for this converstation.))

%% I can't think a nuthin' right now, jes' bein' with ma man.  He wants a talk and talkin' ain't whut I'm ready to do.%%

Hey now, it's a'right.  We got all night.


(( Once again, like they did so many times already, Ennis lays down with Jack and shows him whut he finds so hard to say.))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 20, 2006, 01:06:42 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((After spending the night in his lover's arms, he wakes up sated and happy sometime the next morning. He looks over at Ennis expecting him to be asleep, but finds instead he is wide awake, and the look on his face tells Jack exactly what he wants.))

((Jack gets up before Ennis can grab him, yanks on his denims and flees the tent, laughing.))

We can't do that all day, Ennis. Got sheep to tend.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 20, 2006, 03:11:41 pm
(( The FSD has brought rare incense onto the set that burns as hot and intensely as our two young lovers.))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/incenseburning.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on July 20, 2006, 03:18:55 pm
(( The FSD infuses the set with Restorative light.  Many of the cast have expended their valuable energy in physically demanding roles and are in need of mental, emotional, physical and spiritual restoration. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/lightimage1.jpg)
** Director Raymille had considered hiring fluffers to perform a similar function, but apparently that line-item in the budget was exhausted by the Director himself during the audition process. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 20, 2006, 05:29:30 pm
TERRY CLOTH is grateful that JBB is gently awakening him from a nightmare in which the COYOTE and LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE are playing tug-o'-cloth with him and he is drenched in sheep pee, not the kind of Dream Sequence he prefers.  TERRY CLOTH savors the moment of their dozy embrace, which will get crusty in his loops solidify in his weft as the single moment of chafeless, goobly happiness in their separate and difficult display racks at the PenteCostCo.  ))

((Having made a partial recovery from the IN-GENIUS COYOTE's reckless pawing of his shiny Cowboy Magic-ness, JBB reverts momentarily to the grumbling arse-buffer we know and love...))

%% Idgit flea-bitten bog-brush... WATCH WHERE YER GOIN'!!! Next time I'm gonna make sure I get script approval. If it ain't sheep shit, it's goddamn sheep hooves, an' if it ain't that it's cantankerous old nags, maraudin' mules, or strung-out giant psycho-harridans from hell, an' if it ain't all that it's amorous sheepherders with no soap or sense of personal space... Goddammit, pull yerself together JBB, you got important news to impart to yer stud-muffin here.%%

((JBB shifts his position slightly to look up into the glorious folds of TERRY's fluffy phizog. He notices what he thinks are the early signs of... wrinkles? Which brings us rather neatly to a commercial break...))

COMMERCIAL BREAK... COMMERCIAL BREAK... COMMERCIAL BREAK...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/0f7eadfb.jpg)

=Camera1: Close-up of JBB with background soundtrack ('More Than a Peeling' by Boston).=

((Soundtrack fades slowly as JBB turns on a mega-watt smile and says simply...))

**Jack's Body Butter... the mark of a man.** (And at ten times normal speed) **Items sold separately. Terms and conditions apply. Please see in store for details.**

COMMERCIAL BREAK... COMMERCIAL BREAK... COMMERCIAL BREAK...

((JBB brings his ridge down to caress TERRY's rugged 100% cotton flanelette contours. He doesn't know how to say this, but say it he must.))

** Bud, there's sumthin' I bin meanin' to tell ya. I know I've had a whole week ta say some small thing 'bout this but, truth is, I bin hopin' this weren't no one-shot deal we got goin' on here. An' if it ain't then there's sumthin' ya need ta know... ma name ain't JBB, it's... TARQUELLE**

((JBB waits for the raucous laughter he always hears and now anticipates at the mention of the, quite frankly, preposterous moniker he has laboured under these long years. It doesn't come, and JBB is moved almost to tears.))

** Ma Grampy wasn't no understudy ta Sir Laurence Olivier's arse cream. He wuz in the skin elixir business... made serious money... big pots... $100,000 tubs 'n' shit. Ma Daddy sold it ta that L'Oreal fer a small fortune. He ain't never liked me... I was lid-clipped ya see, an' he wasn't... weren't no way ta make it right with him after that. You bet he'd give me something ta get lost. Think about it Terry. Wouldn't never have ta work at the PenteCostCo again. We cud have ourselves a little tube an' tester operation... be a sweet life.**

TERRY CLOTH:

**But why me Bud? Why would ya give up all a that L'Oreal inheritance fer me?**

JBB:

**Because you're worth it...**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 20, 2006, 05:29:55 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((After spending the night in his lover's arms, he wakes up sated and happy sometime the next morning. He looks over at Ennis expecting him to be asleep, but finds instead he is wide awake, and the look on his face tells Jack exactly what he wants.))

((Jack gets up before Ennis can grab him, yanks on his denims and flees the tent, laughing.))

We can't do that all day, Ennis. Got sheep to tend.

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis wakes up and looks over at Jack sleeping.  He watches his chest rise and fall with each breath.))

%% He shur is a fine lookin' boy.  Wish I could stay here forever with nobody else but us.  Whut's gonna happen after?  Can't think right now..startin' ta feel sick about it, and I know jes' the cure.%%

(( Ennis sees Jack start to wake up and smiles down at him with sinful intention.  Before he could do anything, Jack sprints from the tent.  Ennis pulls up his pants, grabs his hat and chases after the best thing that ever happened to him.))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on July 20, 2006, 05:53:49 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/IMDbscreen_1.jpg)

A MEMBER OF THE AUDIENCE

%%  A little "tube & tester operation."  I hope that works out for them.  Please, oh please let it work out for those two heavenly bodies.  This is the most beautiful production I have ever seen.  For the first time ever, I think I'll go to IMDb and see if there is a message board about this Performance.  I gotta find some people who feel the way I do about BAM.  Surely clicking on "_go_"above to search for this message board won't change my life forever, almost even more than seeing the Performance has... %%
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Post by: Brown Eyes on July 20, 2006, 10:14:57 pm
**The SUN is feeling particularly hot, frisky and blistering as she looks down on the morning fun...**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiM6OMBESGEB0mijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=124g3c6hi/EXP=1153534394/**http%3a//www.ipcvision.com/page03/sun/sun-03bc.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on July 21, 2006, 12:07:23 pm
MARKETING ADVISOR:

**Ms. Property Master!! Ms. Property Master!! I am very excited to let you know that commercials for the Broken Arsed body products line will soon be rolling out. Take a look at what our advertising team has come up with.**

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/0f7eadfb.jpg)

Excellent work, Mr. Advisor! The customers will be going crazy about that lotion!!
Hope they'll love our latest product, too!
  ;D
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Post by: Pipedream on July 21, 2006, 12:09:43 pm
** Commercial Break ** Commercial Break ** Commercial Break **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/ImZeltKopie.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 21, 2006, 01:03:01 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis wakes up and looks over at Jack sleeping.  He watches his chest rise and fall with each breath.))

%% He shur is a fine lookin' boy.  Wish I could stay here forever with nobody else but us.  Whut's gonna happen after?  Can't think right now..startin' ta feel sick about it, and I know jes' the cure.%%

(( Ennis sees Jack start to wake up and smiles down at him with sinful intention.  Before he could do anything, Jack sprints from the tent.  Ennis pulls up his pants, grabs his hat and chases after the best thing that ever happened to him.))



YOUNG JACK:

((laughing hard as Ennis topples on top of him, he remembers with a blush that first night in the tent, when he had gotten rip-roarin' drunk... But with Ennis's warm body struggling against his own he could hardly keep that thought in mind. He twisted in Ennis's grasp to get away but even when he was freed he didn't leave that presence.))

((With a wicked grin, Jack tickles Ennis' ribs.... yearning to hear his rare and evocative laughter. He knows what a scene they're making... but at that moment he doesn't care.))
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Post by: DeeDee on July 21, 2006, 02:26:23 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Ennis grabs Jack and they both tumble to the ground.  Ennis falls on top of Jack and can't remember every being this happy.))

((Within a few short minutes, the sun is beating on their naked bodies and the sounds of lovemaking are heard through the campsite.  LSP horse starts neighing and bucking, but her alerts are lost on the boys,  for they hear nothing but their own intimate pleasures.))
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Post by: newyearsday on July 21, 2006, 03:00:04 pm
LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

((bucking, snorting, and whinneying with all  her might))


**Ney! Ney! Look this way!
There's trouble in them thar hills I say!**



%% Jesus H. The only time that my low startle point radar is good for somethin and nobody's payin any attention. Aguirre's comin and he'll have their ass if he gets an eyeful of them. Well, maybe he won't want their ass, but, well, you know what I mean. Shit. %%
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Post by: Mikaela on July 21, 2006, 03:18:26 pm
MIKA, the dumbass mule:

=Having just returned to camp after some AWOL time because of sheep-pee whiskey drinking trauma=

=Realizes with a jolt just why LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE is behaving like she's standing in a hornets' nest=

%%This is one moment when my braying skills are desperately needed! My braying alarm will penetrate even the most lust-fogged brain!%%

((Assumes maximum braying stance. Opens mouth proudly and....))

Not a single little sound emerges.     :o :o :o


=Mika's lost any trace of voice!=


((Panics and starts jumping around, kicking and bucking))

%% I'm the mule master of tragic irony! Just when my braying would have been appreciated for once, there's not a whisper of it to be had!%%

%%Gotta be that whiskey robbed me of my voice. Or possibly all the stuff I've been drinking afterwards to drown the taste of that horrible, horrible whiskey. Perhaps I shouldn't have been slurping down bottle upon bottle of that soothing and cleansing for-MULE-a? Now that I think about it, didn't that bottle say "not to be ingested?" %%

((Lost in these rather personal and voiceless mulish musings, MIKA forgets the dire danger close at hand - and never gets around to warning YOUNG JACK and YOUNG ENNIS  :( ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: louisev on July 21, 2006, 03:27:54 pm
(http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/6289/coyote2042057fr3.jpg)

((IN-GENIUS COYOTE, snuffling for the spoor of those Shelayan sheep, anxious for a fresh meal, senses the approach of something sour.  He trots off to the safety of a nearby hummock and crouches down to observe from a hill overlooking the campsite.))

%%Maybe it's somebody with a picnic basket.  It worked for Yogi and Booboo, why not for me?%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on July 21, 2006, 04:06:34 pm
(( Meanwhile back at the pasture ...
 .. The woolies have noticed that they have been seeing less and less of their herders.
Some of them have been very vocal with their opinions ...  ::)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/f533829d.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/96d1c1ca.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/e16fc1cd.jpg)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/98343ba0.jpg)


Mr COYOTE continues to watch the sheep, while the absent-minded ranch hands continue
to seek the drill  thrill of their passionate love-making..  ::)
))


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 21, 2006, 04:21:18 pm
MARKETING ADVISOR:

**Excuse me, Mr. Indapaddock. We'd like to have a word with you.... As you may know, we are currently launching a series of products with the Broken Arsed Mountain theme. We'd like to begin product development for a line of wool products.... Would you be willing to be spokesperson for this particular product line?**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on July 21, 2006, 04:42:48 pm
MARKETING ADVISOR:

**Excuse me, Mr. Indapaddock. We'd like to have a word with you.... As you may know, we are currently launching a series of products with the Broken Arsed Mountain theme. We'd like to begin product development for a line of wool products.... Would you be willing to be spokesperson for this particular product line?**


**
Gladly Mr MARKETING ADVISOR!  I woolove to be a spokesperson!   :D 

Errr....just one thing - do I get more money?
I mean, I'd do it for my 'shear' love of sheep, but more money would be definite bonus!  8)
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 21, 2006, 06:00:31 pm
LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

((bucking, snorting, and whinneying with all  her might))



MIKA, the dumbass mule:

((Panics and starts jumping around, kicking and bucking))


((Owl Olivia is not amused..))
  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulegucktmisstrauischKopie.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 21, 2006, 06:33:24 pm

((Poor Olivia, although being a successful business woman owl and a promising movie star, she is having a little crises right now...))  :-\

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulewartetKopie.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on July 21, 2006, 06:41:42 pm
Cameo by CESAR, AGUIRRE'S PROUD HORSE:


** I can't believe my eyes! Would you look at those two and the way they carry on! Completely uninhibited! No shame! They must think themselves invisible! **


= CESAR is looking with poorly disguised envy at LSP HORSE and MIKA, of course (who else?). They're jumping and kicking and bucking alll over the place. They're free - no ropes or ties binding them down, no fences reining their antics in (since YOUNG ENNIS and YOUNG JACK have been too busy with other matters...... :P ) =


(http://i9.photobucketpg)


%% Ah - the freedom of the mountain! How I wish it could be mine! But I'm stuck carrying this pompous sack of potatos around.  :'( %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 22, 2006, 12:15:40 am
**SQUEEK! SQUEEK! (of leather)**

AGUIRRE: Where's my dam big-ass binoculars, hunh!!!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 22, 2006, 12:42:12 am
AGUIRRE:

Whoa Cesar, Damn U!! Are U developing a lo startle point or sumthun?? I have a mind to wear spurs next time. Settle down & let's hide behind this tree for a second.

%%Gotta think what I can do to make it look like I have a reason to be checkin on these guys, not just general snoopiness. Let's see. . . %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on July 22, 2006, 01:24:43 am
((JBB brings his ridge down to caress TERRY's rugged 100% cotton flanelette contours. He doesn't know how to say this, but say it he must.))

** Bud, there's sumthin' I bin meanin' to tell ya. I know I've had a whole week ta say some small thing 'bout this but, truth is, I bin hopin' this weren't no one-shot deal we got goin' on here. An' if it ain't then there's sumthin' ya need ta know... ma name ain't JBB, it's... TARQUELLE**

((JBB waits for the raucous laughter he always hears and now anticipates at the mention of the, quite frankly, preposterous moniker he has laboured under these long years. It doesn't come, and JBB is moved almost to tears.))

** Ma Grampy wasn't no understudy ta Sir Laurence Olivier's arse cream. He wuz in the skin elixir business... made serious money... big pots... $100,000 tubs 'n' shit. Ma Daddy sold it ta that L'Oreal fer a small fortune. He ain't never liked me... I was lid-clipped ya see, an' he wasn't... weren't no way ta make it right with him after that. You bet he'd give me something ta get lost. Think about it Terry. Wouldn't never have ta work at the PenteCostCo again. We cud have ourselves a little tube an' tester operation... be a sweet life.**

TERRY CLOTH:

**But why me Bud? Why would ya give up all a that L'Oreal inheritance fer me?**

JBB:

**Because you're worth it...**


(( TERRY CLOTH sits up, a bit startled by L.D. Newsome's JBB's huge equipment family fortune and touched by JBB's honesty.  TERRY CLOTH no longer worries that JBB might be slippery in the wrong way.  TERRY CLOTH is also a bit breathless at the suggestion that the new pair embark upon a life together as a scrap of an old and painful memory warshes over him.  ))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Two personal hygiene products living together?  No way.  Now we can git  together, ever' once in a while, out in the middle of the Auto Parts aisle...  **

(( TERRY CLOTH, not wanting to dim his love's dreamy smile or burden his creamy mind, silently prays to Walter Walkin' Jesus for a better future with JBB than being featured together in seasonal bathroom displays at the PenteCostCo, playfully chases a laughing JBB out onto the grass.  They fall, wrestle, embrace, and laugh yet more.  ))
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Post by: Pipedream on July 22, 2006, 07:17:25 am

(( TERRY CLOTH, not wanting to dim his love's dreamy smile or burden his creamy mind, silently prays to Walter Walkin' Jesus for a better future with JBB than being featured together in seasonal bathroom displays at the PenteCostCo, playfully chases a laughing JBB out onto the grass.  They fall, wrestle, embrace, and laugh yet more.  ))

((They believed themselves invisible, not knowing that a jealous Olivia had watched them through her eagle owl eyes for ten minutes, waiting for a good opportunity to carry out her plan...))  8)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleverstecktsichKopie.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 22, 2006, 07:40:59 am

((Then, when nobody expects it, Olivia plunges down and grabs her beloved warshrag...))  :o

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulemitWarshrag2Kopie.jpg)

((...and off she flys with a completely dumbstruck Terry cloth!))
  :)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 22, 2006, 09:19:20 am
AGUIRRE:

%%I should'a told Ma Twist hell no I wouldn't come all the way up ere jes to bring a message about that Uncle Harold. But at least this'll let me check on jes how many sheep they've lost so far, I'm gonn'a take any losses outa their pay, sure as hell!! Or I'll sue their production company, one!!%%

((Spits))

((Reaches for binocs))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: louisev on July 22, 2006, 09:32:47 am
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2576/cytzl9.jpg)

((IN-GENIUS COYOTE sees OLIVIA swoop down on TERRY and grab him, suddenly filled with hunger for an OWL snack!))

%%I got to get me a mouthful of that!%%

((With a loud yowl he leaps from his crouch, forgetting all about Aguirre and the passionately mating JACK AND ENNIS, and dashes after OLIVIA.))

LUNCHTIME!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 22, 2006, 09:37:13 am
((AGUIRRE drops binocs like he'd touched fire, grabs the 30-30, brings it up to his squinty eyes, aims, and shoots!))

AGUIRRE'S GUN: POW!!!!!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on July 22, 2006, 10:08:50 am


%% Aguirre's gun's goin' off! %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 22, 2006, 10:17:08 am

((IN-GENIUS COYOTE sees OLIVIA swoop down on TERRY and grab him, suddenly filled with hunger for an OWL snack!))

%%I got to get me a mouthful of that!%%

((With a loud yowl he leaps from his crouch, forgetting all about Aguirre and the passionately mating JACK AND ENNIS, and dashes after OLIVIA.))

LUNCHTIME!

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/JagdflugmitWarshragKopie2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: louisev on July 22, 2006, 10:24:58 am
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/585/coyote20485048lr0.jpg)


((IN-GENIUS COYOTE leaps away, dashing lickity split (once more, since lickity-split is his speed of choice) to the safety of a nearby hummock.  But not to be considered a complete coward in the face of superior firepower, he gauges a safe distance and takes a stand and tosses a taunt at AGUIRRE:))

YA MISSED!  Ha ha!


((Which, of course, being in Coyote, sounded more like  "Yip yip yip yowl" to human ears.  OLIVIA and her purloined warsh-cloth, TERRY, were the last things on IN-GENIUS's mind by this time, and he didn't reply to OLIVIA's slighting comment.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 22, 2006, 10:32:41 am

((Meanwhile on the campsite...))  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Wrestle.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 22, 2006, 10:50:47 am
AGUIRRE:
Damn! My aim's not improved in 20 years! Coyotes are gettin too smart, we'll have to start baitin 'em next. If it weren't for those Chilean sheepherders, we'd be overrun for sure! Those ranch stiffs ain't good for nuthin, whattya suppose they're up to now? Probably hitting the whiskey and the sun ain't barely cleared the mountain yet! ((Spits))

((brings big-ass binocs to squinty eyes))

Oh My God!! What the F**K!!
((practically swallows his toothpick))

Don't they know that's what the sheep are for???
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 22, 2006, 10:56:22 am
** Commercial Break! ** Commercial Break! ** Commercial Break! **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/AguirreKopie.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 22, 2006, 11:24:47 am
SCENE: Afternoon

YOUNG JACK:

((Tries to concentrate on chopping wood, but his eyes keep drifting back up to the mountain where Ennis is herding sheep. He looks at the meager pile of firewood he has managed to chop so far.))

%% Sh*t! I've been choppin' wood for hours but I ain't hardly gotten any. I gotta stop thinkin' on Ennis, focus on this here log.%%

((Jack lifts his arms to cleave the DISAPPEARING LOG standing before him, but he hears something behind him. He turns and sees Aguirre approaching on his horse Cesar. Being Jack and therefore kind to all animals, he looks the horse dead in the eye and winks at him. Then he looks up to to Aguirre, rolls his eyes.))

Howdy, Mr. Aguirre. Come to check up on us?

** Happy Pi Approximation Day! We're supposed to eat apple pie today so everyone head out to your local Greyhound bus station and grab some. **
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Post by: welliwont on July 22, 2006, 11:26:27 am
CALL SHEET


==HEADS UP PEOPLE!!!  THE NEXT THREE SCENES (AFTER THIS ONE FINISHES) are:


               SCENE # 24 – BADASS AGUIRRE PAYS A VISIT
               SCENE # 25 – SUMMER HAILSTORM
               SCENE # 26 - UNTANGLE THEM CHILEAN SHEEP!



THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION ASSISTANTS ARE NEEDED ON SET:
Lucise Indapaddock
Props Magician
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director

THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Warsh Rag Terry Cloth
Ennis
Jack
Joe Aguirre
Caesar
The Disappearing Log
Low Startle Point
Cigar Butt
The Wind
Sun and Moon
Chilean Sheepherder #1
Chilean Sheepherder #2
Lucy the Blue Heeler Sheepdog
Peeing Sheep
1000 Sheep Extras
1000 Chilean Sheep Extras
The hailstone that lands in Ennis's hat
Jack’s Harmonica


THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS (IMPROV):
High Priestess (as always)
Jack's Body Butter
Olivia Owl
any other BetterMostian who cares to jump in==


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 22, 2006, 11:39:43 am
AGUIRRE: %%There's that Jack Twist, ain't he supposed to be the herder?? What's he doin here in camp in the middle a the day?? Where's that other guy--in the tent I suppose, sleepin it off. That's where I'd be, if I weren't such a sour pus!!%%

Twist, your Uncle Harold's in the hospital with pneumonia. Docs don't expect he'll make it. {pause) Your ma sent me to tell you.  %%Actually, that's a little fib. Mrs. Twist called becuz Harold was askin for me. {repressed sob}%%


So here I am.

%%Here I am, and this blue-eyed guy makes me remember 20 years ago. My first sheepherdin job right here on Brokeback Mountain!! With Harold--man, that boy was hot!!%% {Sigh} ((Chews on toothpick))
   
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 22, 2006, 11:46:49 am
YOUNG JACK:

((nods sullenly))

Well, unless you want me ta do some of that Native American mumbo jumbo again, there ain't much I can do about Uncle Harold up here.

((notices a warm twinkle in Aguirre's cold eyes when he talks about Harold))

You wan' me to go and see 'im? I ken take him a note or somethin' if ya want.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 22, 2006, 12:10:53 pm
AGUIRRE:

**Acutally Aguirre was just about to say that!!**

You wan' me to go and see 'im? I ken take him a note or somethin' if ya want.

U can't do nothin about it up here. Not down there neither, unless U can cure pneumonia.


((Scans sky with big-ass binoculars)) %%Jeez, I think that boy COULD cure pneumonia!!%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on July 22, 2006, 12:14:09 pm
THE DISAPPEARING LOG:

%% Hahaha, Jack is distracted talking to that mean old guy. Now is my chance to escape! I can only disappear when I'm off-camera and no one is looking at me. I better do it now! %%

((Disappears into thin air.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 22, 2006, 12:15:55 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nods, saddened by the news, but as Aguirre says: nothin' he could do about it.))

Sure 'nuff.

((Jack turns back towards the log he was about to chop as Aguirre rides away.))

%%Wait a minute! Wasn't there a log here?%%

((shakes his head and grabs another log from the ground instead))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on July 22, 2006, 12:19:38 pm
THE ASSISTANT

== It's looking like we might could use an UNCLE HAROLD.  Anyone want to step up to the task? ==
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 22, 2006, 12:26:46 pm
AGUIRRE:

Whoa, Cesar, not so fast!! %%Gotta get jes one last look.%%

((Turns Cesar, fixes Jack with one last bold stare.))

%%I should'a never let Harold outta my sites. I'm a gonna redline it to the hospital, and nurse 'im back to health. Gonna work out, lose 80 pounds or so, and trade in my Rambler for a pickup truck. Life's too short to waste away in some damn trailer!!%%

((Spurs Cesar to a trot)) Let's git, 'less we sit around tying knots all day!!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on July 22, 2006, 12:27:49 pm
THE DISAPPEARING LOG:

%% Hmm. I probably should've told the other logs about the disappearing trick. I just left them there to be chopped up. Nah, they never would have made it. I saw them all staring at Jack. I had to avert my eyes to get myself to disappear. I'm sure they would rather be with him than be all in one piece. %%

((Begins investigating new surroundings.))

%% Hunh? Where am I? Wish I could control where I disappear to. %%

((Sees rack labeled "Terry Cloth" and squints splinters to read the sign above the door.))

%% The Sacred Relic Room?! NOOOOO!!!!! %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 22, 2006, 02:33:48 pm

((A little later in Olivia's new luxury owl-partment...))  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BaumhausKopie.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 22, 2006, 08:17:44 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, riding with the sheep, looks up at the sky and notices dark clouds moving in.  He herds the sheep further up to pasture, and looks down toward the camp to search for Jack.))

%% I jes' can't keep away from 'em.  I better git down there soon.  Don't wanna be caught up here in no storm.   He might need ma help securin' the campsite.  Who ya kiddin' Del Mar?  Ya jes' lookin' for a reason to spend the night in the tent.%%


(( He makes up his mind and starts down the mountain))


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 22, 2006, 08:35:38 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Thunder rips across the sky as Jack finishes making dinner. He looks up and sees black clouds from horizon to horizon, and shakes his head. He quickly gets up and secures as much as he can under a tarp, even as Ennis rides up to help him.))

((They say nothing as they prepare their camp for the storm to come. Jack, determined, looks over and can see Ennis's eyes filled with worry.))

Ennis?! You doin' alright?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on July 22, 2006, 09:55:46 pm
** This image was captured earlier from the Sacred Relic Room surveillance tape.  Apparently YOUNG JACK was so baffled by the DISAPPEARING LOG, he conducted an extensive search for it, leading to his discovery of a multitude of logs that had 'disappeared' over the years on Brokeback.  YOUNG JACK appears to be nursing his hurt feelings of 'wood abandonment'. **

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/choppedlogs.jpg)

**  I have to say it.  If I DID have any 'wood', you can bet it would disappear at the sight of Joe Aguirre comin' at me. **   :P  :laugh:


%% Or was this all my imagination....  could have been...  ;) %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 22, 2006, 10:35:39 pm
((Lucise Indapaddock walks confidently onto the set, dressed to kill. 
The cast and crew members stare at him, stunned, wondering what the big occasion is; even MIKA the DUMBASS MULE does a double take when she sees Lucise in his fake Armani suit...))


%%
I hope I don't smell like sheep pee!  There was a funny yellow stain on the back of my shirt here..I sure hope Peeing Sheep has not been messing about in my trailer again... >:(..
Anyway...focus Lucise..FOCUS!
%%


**
Everybody! Can I have your attention please?
Jee, I am sure as hell sorry if I am interrupting any intense coupling scenes, but this is important business ...
**


((Silence ...))


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**** COMMERCIAL BREAK!!    COMMERCIAL BREAK!!    COMMERCIAL BREAK!!  ****


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**
And as a Promotional Offer (thanks to our MARKETING ADVISOR), every single person who purchases one of our Bedroll Blankets gets a free T-shirt:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/c8cfa8e4.jpg)


I thank you for your time!

**
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Post by: alec716 on July 22, 2006, 10:49:53 pm
((Then, when nobody expects it, Olivia plunges down and grabs her beloved warshrag...))  :o

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulemitWarshrag2Kopie.jpg)

((...and off she flys with a completely dumbstruck Terry cloth!))
  :)


TERRY CLOTH:

(( Aghast that he has been kidnapped for at least the second time in this Performance Thread, TERRY CLOTH squirms to try to break free of OWLMA's piercing talons.  ))

** Have I not spent enough of this Thread without control of my destiny??!  OWLMA, now please come to your senses and stroke me against your down put me down!!  **

(( TERRY CLOTH's efforts to regain the right to self-determination fail miserably.  He is again subject to OWLMA's piercing voice and whims... ))


((A little later in Olivia's new luxury owl-partment...))  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BaumhausKopie.jpg)


TERRY CLOTH:


&&  Uh-oh, I can just see it coming... first it's a wing-rub and then she's gonna wanna dance and next she'll molt that tube-top right off ...  not the tube-top I'm hoping to get off ...  ;)  &&

(( TERRY CLOTH sends up a prayer a desperation that his beloved JBB will show up ta help him out a this predicament and tar-quelle his fears.  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: cmr107 on July 23, 2006, 01:06:04 am
** This image was captured earlier from the Sacred Relic Room surveillance tape.  Apparently YOUNG JACK was so baffled by the DISAPPEARING LOG, he conducted an extensive search for it, leading to his discovery of a multitude of logs that had 'disappeared' over the years on Brokeback.  YOUNG JACK appears to be nursing his hurt feelings of 'wood abandonment'. **

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/choppedlogs.jpg)

THE DISAPPEARING LOG:

Jack! Jack! I'm right here!! I'm sorry I'm dressed the same as all my friends, but tree bark is totally in this season, it was on all the runways. Take me back to the campsite with you, I promise I won't disappear again!

%% Oh wait, that was only a video of him, wasn't it? Now how do I get out of this room, and back to the camp with those boys? %%
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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 23, 2006, 02:04:58 am
((CHILEAN Sheepherder #1 welcomes CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #2 on the set:

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/2-shotgaucho-negro_embrace.jpg)

))
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Post by: Lynne on July 23, 2006, 02:55:44 am
((CHILEAN Sheepherder #2 (understudy) reminisces on shared childhood memories with CHILEAN Sheepherder #1))

¡Mi amiga muy buena! ¡Es maravillosa verle otra vez!
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Post by: Ellemeno on July 23, 2006, 11:09:14 am
THE ASSISTANT

= Casting Call =

The following roles are still available.  PM me if you would you like one:
Jimbo
Biker #1
Monroe
Ennis, Age 9
Farmer #2 (in the "pissant scene")
Jenny, as a little girl


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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 23, 2006, 11:11:49 am
~~Aw, Sheepherder Lynne, those are great memories! So sweet to have U here on the sunny side of Brokeback Mountain! Let me give U a tour. Here's one side of our tent. We have a three-woman tent in case Fuzzy decides to show up again (the more the merrier!) ~~

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/3-shottentcomputer.png)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 23, 2006, 11:29:00 am
~~Here's where we cook our delicious meals, usually a pot roast with plenty of potatoes, lamb, and maybe a banana or two. ~~

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/pot.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 23, 2006, 11:31:10 am
~~And we also have a campfire just for sitting around, talkin and drinkin and all.~~

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/gauchofire.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 23, 2006, 11:38:29 am
((Lucise Indapaddock walks confidently onto the set, dressed to kill. 
The cast and crew members stare at him, stunned, wondering what the big occasion is; even MIKA the DUMBASS MULE does a double take when she sees Lucise in his fake Armani suit...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/ed14ac18.jpg)


MARKETING ADVISOR:

**Why, Mr. Indapaddock, who knew you would clean up so well...** ((clears throat)) **We still have yet to discuss your salary and other privileges, er, I mean benefits. Would you like to come over for dinner, so we can get this all down into writing?**
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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 23, 2006, 11:39:50 am
~~Meanwhile, back at the Chilean Sheepherder set:

When it gets hot on the mountain (and it does!!) we like to go for a dip with our horses~~

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/gauchowhorsesstream.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on July 23, 2006, 12:52:45 pm
MARKETING ADVISOR:

**Why, Mr. Indapaddock, who knew you would clean up so well...** ((clears throat)) **We still have yet to discuss your salary and other privileges, er, I mean benefits. Would you like to come over for dinner, so we can get this all down into writing?**


**
Yes sir!  I would love to discuss my privileges benefits with you!
I would definitely like to come over and take it all down .....in writing, yes.

I am preparing to launch our second Broken Arsed Woolen Ecstacy product.
I love sheep, yeah, but I absolutely love this spokesperson stuff..
When would you like me to come .. errr...to this dinner?

**




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Post by: JennyC on July 23, 2006, 02:10:24 pm
**The sky gets darker and darker, and the thunderstorms is gathering near Brokeback.  In the upper portion of the thunderstorm, a piece of tiny frozen raindrops starts its journey to become a piece of hailstone. **

((As the frozen raindrop comes to impact with small, tiny supercooled droplets, it increases its size.))

Look, I am getting fatter and fatter.  Woohoo, this is a nice ride.

((All of sudden, a strong updraft disrupts the fall and carries the frozen raindrop back up to the top of the thunderstorm.))

Wait, wait… What’s happening?  Am I supposed to go the other way instead of moving up?

**Little does the frozen raindrop know, it can only fulfill its destiny to become a true hailstone after it has stayed long enough in the colder air in order to get bigger in size.**

%%I know that some point, I will have to start my determined and irreversible fall to the earth.  What’s waiting for me down there?  I can not help but wonder.%%
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Post by: Daniel on July 23, 2006, 02:11:02 pm
MARKETING ADVISOR:


**
I suppose I had better stop hiding beneath the shield of anonymity. I knew this job was going to get too interesting... I mean intriguing... sooner or later.

Allow me to introduce myself properly. My name is Guy Raphaelson. The marketing firm I work for, Un Limited, is very interested in the product possibilities and marketing venues that Broken Arsed Mountain has opened for mainstream merchandising. Right now we are basically in the creative and advertising phase of our product lines, and currently offer over 12 specific Broken Arsed themed products through mail order, phone orders, and e-commerce. In certain niche markets, products such as Ms. Olivia's organic fertilizer are selling remarkably well and, as you can tell from the photographs the property mistress has provided for us, are expanding the retail and boutique possibilities.
**
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Post by: Daniel on July 23, 2006, 02:15:55 pm

**
Yes sir!  I would love to discuss my privileges benefits with you!
I would definitely like to come over and take it all down .....in writing, yes.

I am preparing to launch our second Broken Arsed Woolen Ecstacy product.
I love sheep, yeah, but I absolutely love this spokesperson stuff..
When would you like me to come .. errr...to this dinner?

**






GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):


**
Oh, I wouldn't mind having you over right now, if you're available. I think I'm very fortunate that you're full steam ahead on these wool products as I know very little about the wool industry. I have always considered myself more of a general advertising and marketing advisor, but perhaps you'll be able to offer more insight into wool marketing. I'm sure it must be fascinating.

You can bring over some of those bedroll blankets and demonstrate their craftsmanship. The colors are beautiful.
**
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Post by: DeeDee on July 23, 2006, 04:37:39 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Thunder rips across the sky as Jack finishes making dinner. He looks up and sees black clouds from horizon to horizon, and shakes his head. He quickly gets up and secures as much as he can under a tarp, even as Ennis rides up to help him.))

((They say nothing as they prepare their camp for the storm to come. Jack, determined, looks over and can see Ennis's eyes filled with worry.))

Ennis?! You doin' alright?


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, now in the camp, rushes to Jack and starts helping secure the campsite.))

Not too shur, bud.  Mebbe I better git back up ta them sheep.  I mean, you wuz tellin' me that time the lightin'  burnt up all them sheep.

%% Tha only thing I wan' burnin' is our bodies in that tent.%%

(( Ennis looks up and huge hailballs start to fall, as the lightning gets closer.))
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Post by: Daniel on July 23, 2006, 04:47:55 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, now in the camp, rushes to Jack and starts helping secure the campsite.))

Not too shur, bud.  Mebbe I better git back up ta them sheep.  I mean, you wuz tellin' me that time the lightin'  burnt up all them sheep.

%% Tha only thing I wan' burnin' is our bodies in that tent.%%

(( Ennis looks up and huge hailballs start to fall, as the lightning gets closer.))

YOUNG JACK:

%% Ennis ain't done this afore. He couldn' know. And I know he's scairt of somethin'%%

((checks the tent to make certain its solidly tied to the stakes in the ground then dives in as hail falls from the sky. He holds the tent flap open for Ennis, who doesn't take too much time to get in.))

Don't think that's a good idea, Ennis. Those winds'll pitch ya off the mountain, if the lightnin' don't kill ya first. It's best we jes' stay here until th' storm blows over.

((A sudden bolt of lightning strikes the mountain, the clap of thunder immediate and deafening. Jack shrugs off the pounding in his ears. but looks over at Ennis and can see he is terrified.))

Ennis, whats wrong?!
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Post by: DeeDee on July 23, 2006, 05:01:24 pm
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 23, 2006, 05:29:53 pm
(( TERRY CLOTH sends up a prayer a desperation that his beloved JBB will show up ta help him out a this predicament and tar-quelle his fears.  ))

((JBB hears a piercing cry and a spine-chilling squawk and is suddenly caught up in a flurry of feathers and towelling tufts, as he looks up to see...))

(http://www.lightwaterbirdsofprey.co.uk/images/henry_onhill_tm2.jpg)

** TERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWLMA, you feathered fiend, you'll never take my TERRY CLOTH from me! He doesn't love you, he loves ME you feathered fool! Let him go! Give him his freedom! He will never be yours I tell you! NEVER! TERRY, my love, I'll find you! I will never stop searching! **

((Feeling a little hoarse from all the shouting, JBB ponders his next move. He hears the distant laughter of the fiendish OWLMA.))

(http://www.mnzoo.com/animals/minnesota_trail/images/ghowlB.jpg)

** I'll make you eat your ill-chosen squawks OWLMA... I have a plan to rescue my beloved TERRY... a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel! **
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Post by: Lumière on July 23, 2006, 08:50:06 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):


**
Oh, I wouldn't mind having you over right now, if you're available. I think I'm very fortunate that you're full steam ahead on these wool products as I know very little about the wool industry. I have always considered myself more of a general advertising and marketing advisor, but perhaps you'll be able to offer more insight into wool marketing. I'm sure it must be fascinating.

You can bring over some of those bedroll blankets and demonstrate their craftsmanship. The colors are beautiful.
**



((Indapaddock gets on the phone to the Marketing Advisor ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/3b7b49a9.jpg)


**
Hey Mr Raphaelson!  Errr...may I be so bold as to call you Guy?
I am ready to come over now if you are!
I just gotta put some clothes on and I could be there in a flash!

Yeah ... I am very versed in all things wool and I am just so thrilled to be working with you on this venture.  You and I could make magic together, err, with our Woolen Ecstacy Products.

I got some blankets ready to bring over to your place ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/8758dc82.jpg)

We can ...errr...test them out as you say.  You got a bedroll or a tent or somethin' like that?  Just to be thorough, I like being thorough! 

Okay .. See ya soon!

**



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Post by: DeeDee on July 23, 2006, 08:57:27 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Ennis ain't done this afore. He couldn' know. And I know he's scairt of somethin'%%

((checks the tent to make certain its solidly tied to the stakes in the ground then dives in as hail falls from the sky. He holds the tent flap open for Ennis, who doesn't take too much time to get in.))

Don't think that's a good idea, Ennis. Those winds'll pitch ya off the mountain, if the lightnin' don't kill ya first. It's best we jes' stay here until th' storm blows over.

((A sudden bolt of lightning strikes the mountain, the clap of thunder immediate and deafening. Jack shrugs off the pounding in his ears. but looks over at Ennis and can see he is terrified.))

Ennis, whats wrong?!

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis' hands are shaking slightly as he watches the storm become severe.))

%% He keeps lookin' at me. Wonder if he knows that I'm not likin' this storm much.%%

(( The hail starts falling hard from the sky now.   Ennis takes a breath, and decides to show off a bit by sticking his hat out of the tent catching a piece of hail.))

Wow, looka tha size a these here balls...uh..hail, I mean.

%% uggghh...smooth Del Mar..%

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Post by: Daniel on July 23, 2006, 09:35:46 pm

((Indapaddock gets on the phone to the Marketing Advisor ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/3b7b49a9.jpg)


**
Hey Mr Raphaelson!  Errr...may I be so bold as to call you Guy?
I am ready to come over now if you are!
I just gotta put some clothes on and I could be there in a flash!

Yeah ... I am very versed in all things wool and I am just so thrilled to be working with you on this venture.  You and I could make magic together, err, with our Woolen Ecstacy Products.

I got some blankets ready to bring over to your place ...

We can ...errr...test them out as you say.  You got a bedroll or a tent or somethin' like that?  Just to be thorough, I like being thorough! 

Okay .. See ya soon!

**





GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR)


%% Clothes?... Who said anything about clothes? %%

**Alright, I'll see you then.**

%% Now what to make for dinner? %%


((After a few hours of labor over a hot stove, Guy sets the dinner table and the mood for their *business* dinner))
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Post by: JennyC on July 23, 2006, 09:59:07 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( The hail starts falling hard from the sky now.   Ennis takes a breath, and decides to show off a bit by sticking his hat out of the tent catching a piece of hail.))

PIECE OF HAILSTONE:

((The hailstone is much bigger and heavier now, and the updraft can not carry it anymore.  The hailstone starts its headlong, irreversible fall.))

%%I think this is it.  I am going down.%%

((The hailstone travels at an accelerated rate toward Brokeback pulled down by the gravity. The sight of the camp site and the tent quickly zooms in.))

%%Not good… I am coming down way too fast.  This is going to be a hard landing.%%

Arrr......

((To the hailstone’s surprise, it comes to a rather soft landing, in Ennis’ hat.))

%%Oh, that was not too bad…  Now where am I?%%
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Post by: alec716 on July 23, 2006, 10:29:51 pm
((JBB hears a piercing cry and a spine-chilling squawk and is suddenly caught up in a flurry of feathers and towelling tufts, as he looks up to see...))

(http://www.lightwaterbirdsofprey.co.uk/images/henry_onhill_tm2.jpg)

** TERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWLMA, you feathered fiend, you'll never take my TERRY CLOTH from me! He doesn't love you, he loves ME you feathered fool! Let him go! Give him his freedom! He will never be yours I tell you! NEVER! TERRY, my love, I'll find you! I will never stop searching! **

((Feeling a little hoarse from all the shouting, JBB ponders his next move. He hears the distant laughter of the fiendish OWLMA.))

(http://www.mnzoo.com/animals/minnesota_trail/images/ghowlB.jpg)

** I'll make you eat your ill-chosen squawks OWLMA... I have a plan to rescue my beloved TERRY... a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel! **


(( Fortuitously for TERRY CLOTH, the fully and bewitchingly engorged HAILSTONE beaned the increasingly desperate OWLMA directly on her head as it fell irreversibly to earth.  Stunned by the sudden blow to her h-OWL-ow cranium   ;) , OWLMA reflexively opens her talons and releases TERRY CLOTH, who begins his own irreversible fall.  TERRY CLOTH lands softly, of course, as fabrics are wont to do, and alarmingly near a pool of sheep pee.   ))


TERRY CLOTH:

** JBB HELP ME!!  **
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Post by: Lumière on July 24, 2006, 12:46:35 am
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR)


%% Clothes?... Who said anything about clothes? %%

**Alright, I'll see you then.**

%% Now what to make for dinner? %%


((After a few hours of labor over a hot stove, Guy sets the dinner table and the mood for their *business* dinner))


((Indapaddock throws some clothes on, grabs the blankets he has prepared for his demonstration and heads over to Mr Raphaelson's place..

Lucise knocks firmly on the door...  No answer ...  He knocks a second time..

In a moment, the Marketing Advisor comes to the door, opens it and smiles at the sight of Indapaddock ...
))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/ea8f4217.jpg)


**
Hey Guy! 
Hope I am not too late for dinner!

**


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Post by: Pipedream on July 24, 2006, 12:48:01 am
The Props Magician:
** Ahem, Mr. Sheepwrangler and Mr. Marketing Advisor! You need an appropriate meeting tent don't ya? **  ::)

(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/hilwood05/sleeping%20beauty/flora2.gif)
(http://www.exclusivetents.com/pic-tents/tent-gallery/gallery31.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 24, 2006, 05:46:47 am

((Indapaddock throws some clothes on, grabs the blankets he has prepared for his demonstration and heads over to Mr Raphaelson's place..

Lucise knocks firmly on the door...  No answer ...  He knocks a second time..

In a moment, the Marketing Advisor comes to the door, opens it and smiles at the sight of Indapaddock ...
))

**
Hey Guy! 
Hope I am not too late for dinner!

**




GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR)

((blushes fiercely when he sees Mr. Indapaddock's shirt.))


**
So glad you could come over. A nice casual atmosphere, not like those office buildings, huh?

Do you want to eat first or shall we get down to the demonstration?

**

%% This is a swanky place. Thanks Ms. Property Manager %%
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Post by: YaadPyar on July 24, 2006, 10:29:49 am
** The FSD assess the swirling energy on the set, as narrative plot and cast and crew intersect in unprecedented glory.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Heaven2005.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 24, 2006, 10:42:28 am
SHEEPHERDER #1 (weather-eyed):

((Scans darkening sky and spitting hail)) (translated from the Spanish) Gonna hail for sure!! ((Spurs horse (gently) and turns back toward tent))

C'mon Dos!! (Using favorite pet name for SHEEPHERDER #2) Let's call it an early day. I can think of two things I need back at the tent!! Vamos!!

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/gauchosunset.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on July 24, 2006, 12:05:15 pm
The Props Magician:  :(

** Bad news people! Our very own Owl Olivia has been found unconscious on set today and had to be taken to the Broken Arsed Infirmary. Diagnosis: concussion of the brain. Obviously, she had been knocked out by an unknown flying object while venturing out for a little hunt.
Her child Olli Owl has been put into the care of the High Priestess for the time being. The warshrag, Olivia recently persuaded to follow her to her new owl-partment, has disappeared. **


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleimKrankenzimmertrumt.jpg)

** Meanwhile, her new assistant has taken care of her successful fertilizer business. Owl Olivia's Finest Natural Manure still enjoys unbroken international demand! ** :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Elefant.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on July 24, 2006, 01:18:30 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR)

((blushes fiercely when he sees Mr. Indapaddock's shirt.))


**
So glad you could come over. A nice casual atmosphere, not like those office buildings, huh?

Do you want to eat first or shall we get down to the demonstration?

**

%% This is a swanky place. Thanks Ms. Property Manager %%


**
Wow Guy!  This is a great place you got here!
**


(( Indapaddock glances around the meeting tent, feeling Mr Raphaelson's intense gaze resting on his body..
He notices the well-laid table ... ))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/66fcce66.jpg)

**
Gee!  You really shouldn't have gone to so much trouble!  Look at that table, it's a feast!
And it smells like heaven, wow!  Gosh, I shoulda brought a bottle of wine or something ...
I think we should eat and talk about them privileges, err, benefits before we get into them bedroll blankets.
Well, I didn't mean you and me need to get into the blankets, well, unless you wanna try 'em out too..

Jeez, I am babbling, I hang around my sheep too much, I seem to be forgetting how to carry a conversation.. Haha..
**


%%  I am acting like an idiot..Relax! %%


((The two men walk over to the table, pull up their chairs and sit down...))


**
I hope you don't take this the wrong way Guy, but you look nice! 
I like the shirt, it really brings out the color in your eyes ...
Now, let's dig into this feast...
**





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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 24, 2006, 01:46:45 pm
((SHEEPHERDERS #1 and #2 APPROACH SHEEPHERDERS' TENT))

SHEEPHERDER #1: (translated from the Spanish)

What's that aroma?? And there seems to be a glow, as of candlelight, coming from our tent??!!

((SHEEPHERDER #1 dismounts))
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Post by: Daniel on July 24, 2006, 03:59:26 pm

**
Wow Guy!  This is a great place you got here!
**


(( Indapaddock glances around the meeting tent, feeling Mr Raphaelson's intense gaze resting on his body..
He notices the well-laid table ... ))

**
Gee!  You really shouldn't have gone to so much trouble!  Look at that table, it's a feast!
And it smells like heaven, wow!  Gosh, I shoulda brought a bottle of wine or something ...
I think we should eat and talk about them privileges, err, benefits before we get into them bedroll blankets.
Well, I didn't mean you and me need to get into the blankets, well, unless you wanna try 'em out too..

Jeez, I am babbling, I hang around my sheep too much, I seem to be forgetting how to carry a conversation.. Haha..
**


%%  I am acting like an idiot..Relax! %%


((The two men walk over to the table, pull up their chairs and sit down...))


**
I hope you don't take this the wrong way Guy, but you look nice! 
I like the shirt, it really brings out the color in your eyes ...
Now, let's dig into this feast...
**



GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((smiles at Mr. Indapaddock))

**
I agree. We should eat before a demonstration...
((blushes again)) But I don't really need to try out the product tonight, I just wanted to see the colors and the craftsmanship. I would hate to think that we are merchandising a shoddy product, particularly when Broken Arsed Mountain is gaining momentum as a cultural landmark film.
**


((pulls out the seat for Indapaddock then seats himself at the table))


**
I hope you don't mind what I made. I was thinking of serving lamb but thought perhaps you had an aversion to it, so I just avoided meat alltogether. Although there is a little chicken. **
((a little chicken flies by the window)) ** Is there something less formal I can call you, Mr. Indapaddock? I regret that I haven't had much time to familiarize myself with the cast and crew since arriving on set.**

((A sound outside the tent.))


**
Did you hear something?
**
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Post by: Daniel on July 24, 2006, 04:09:20 pm
The Props Magician:  :(

** Bad news people! Our very own Owl Olivia has been found unconscious on set today and had to be taken to the Broken Arsed Infirmary. Diagnosis: concussion of the brain. Obviously, she had been knocked out by an unknown flying object while venturing out for a little hunt.
Her child Olli Owl has been put into the care of the High Priestess for the time being. The warshrag, Olivia recently persuaded to follow her to her new owl-partment, has disappeared. **


** Meanwhile, her new assistant has taken care of her successful fertilizer business. Owl Olivia's Finest Natural Manure still enjoys unbroken international demand! ** :)


GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR)


((rubs his forehead with his fingers))

**
Ms. Property Master.... Some of us are trying to eat here.... And as much as I can appreciate the success of Owl Olivia's Finest Natural Manure, I do not need to know any details of its production at this time. **
%% Nor at any other, God willing. %%


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Post by: Lumière on July 24, 2006, 04:14:34 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((A sound outside the tent.))


**
Did you hear something?
**



**
Yeah, I think I heard something - I could be wrong, but it sounds like someone speaking in German ...
**


((Turns his attention back to Guy ... and the dinner

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/86a6a830.jpg)

))


** 
And please Guy, call me Lucise (pronounced Lou-chis), no need for this Mr. Indapaddock stuff.
I don't mean to be forward or nothing, but since we'll be working closely together in this Broken Arsed Ecstacy venture,
it'd be great if we could get to know each other better and be less formal, you know?...

So what are some of these privileges I'm signing up for?
**



((Lucise looks up, directly into Guy's eyes..))



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Post by: Daniel on July 24, 2006, 04:38:49 pm

**
Yeah, I think I heard something - I could be wrong, but it sounds like someone speaking in German ...
**


((Turns his attention back to Guy ... and the dinner))


** 
And please Guy, call me Lucise (pronounced Lou-chis), no need for this Mr. Indapaddock stuff.
I don't mean to be forward or nothing, but since we'll be working closely together in this Broken Arsed Ecstacy venture,
it'd be great if we could get to know each other better and be less formal, you know?...

So what are some of these privileges I'm signing up for?
**



((Lucise looks up, directly into Guy's eyes..))


GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((is a little surprised when Lucise looks so intently at him. He blushes again and looks down at the food.))


**
Well, Lucise.... The privileges we can offer you are negotiable... I mean the benefits... Slip of the tongue earlier. But the benefits vary greatly, based on the success of OOC Productions and the BAM Venture, for starters. I believe we have negotiated a lifelong contract for representation with the producer, so that you will continue to be spokesperson even after Broken Arsed Mountain has faded from the big screen. The television spots and commercials will continue for about 5 years unless there are television spin offs, although this may vary as well depending on the popularity of the products, name brand recognition, etcetera.**


((clears his throat and looks back up at Lucise.))

**
Do you understand so far..? I mean there are other benefits as well, but lifelong representation is the main one. It basically means that you will recieve a stipend everytime your image or name is used in conjunction with the sales, merchandising, or advertising of the products you are representing for the rest of your life. I will have to call my boss and confirm this, as he is the one directly dealing with the producer, but I'm pretty sure that the producer was very excited about the financial opportunities product merchandising is affording the production company, and I can see no reason why he wouldn't have agreed. Um. I'm not going too fast for you, Lucise? I'll be glad to try and explain something in more detail if you want me to.
**

((pauses and looks into Lucise's eyes for a moment, startled by their warmth))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on July 24, 2006, 04:46:27 pm

(( Fortuitously for TERRY CLOTH, the fully and bewitchingly engorged HAILSTONE beaned the increasingly desperate OWLMA directly on her head as it fell irreversibly to earth.  Stunned by the sudden blow to her h-OWL-ow cranium   ;) , OWLMA reflexively opens her talons and releases TERRY CLOTH, who begins his own irreversible fall.  TERRY CLOTH lands softly, of course, as fabrics are wont to do, and alarmingly near a pool of sheep pee.   ))


TERRY CLOTH:

** JBB HELP ME!!  **

((JBB, hearing the dulcet tones of TERRY CLOTH's piteous cry for assistance, realises that his laundered lover is near.))

%% Aha! That oversexed OWLMA obviously did not get far. Damn her jealousy!! %%

((JBB looks up to see...))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BaumhausKopie.jpg)

** Oooooo, nice pad!! **

%% Ummmmm... what was I here for? Oh yes... er... of course... my Beloved is in great danger and I must rescue him on my noble stallion. Where is that old nag Arse-Butt, or whatever his name is, when you need him? %%


((Rather fortuitously, Dumbass Mule #14 emerges from the undergrowth, absently chewing on an old box of soup. JBB sighs heavily, then attempts to catch the mule's attention by whistling at it.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 24, 2006, 04:59:10 pm
SHEEPHERDER #1:

((Rummaging around in saddlebags, pulls out an object about 12 inches long.

Walks furtively towards the open flap of the tent))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 24, 2006, 05:14:55 pm

((Little Olli Owl has been sent to the High Priestess' trailer. He knocks at her door...)) :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BabyEuleKopie.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 24, 2006, 05:24:09 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):


**
Do you understand so far..? I mean there are other benefits as well, but lifelong representation is the main one. It basically means that you will recieve a stipend everytime your image or name is used in conjunction with the sales, merchandising, or advertising of the products you are representing for the rest of your life. I will have to call my boss and confirm this, as he is the one directly dealing with the producer, but I'm pretty sure that the producer was very excited about the financial opportunities product merchandising is affording the production company, and I can see no reason why he wouldn't have agreed. Um. I'm not going too fast for you, Lucise? I'll be glad to try and explain something in more detail if you want me to.
**

((pauses and looks into Lucise's eyes for a moment, startled by their warmth))

((Lucise smiles at Guy ...))

**
I understand you perfectly well.  I love everything I have seen heard so far ..those sound like excellent benefits!  I have had a sneak peek at the list of Broken Arsed Ecstacy Products to come, and I am just beside myself with excitement.
**


((Lucise looks over, notices Guy watching him intently ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/2a8aaa75.jpg)

Indapaddock blushes slightly, keeps talking ...))

**
I must say that the food is excellent, you are quite the Chef, Guy!
Wow ... It must feel great to be attractive, smart, eloquent and a gourmet cook!
You got it made!
**


((Flashes a smile at Guy...))

**
Didja hear that, I am sure there are people out there, did you just hear that noise?
We better finish dinner and get to them Bedroll Blankets..
If you wanna see all the colors, I got some more blankets back at my trailer..
Although I am sure that the 5 I brought with me will do for now.
**


((Indapaddock takes a sip of wine, avoiding Guy's gaze..))


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Daniel on July 24, 2006, 05:38:23 pm

**
Didja hear that, I am sure there are people out there, did you just hear that noise?
We better finish dinner and get to them Bedroll Blankets..
If you wanna see all the colors, I got some more blankets back at my trailer..
Although I am sure that the 5 I brought with me will do for now.
**


((Indapaddock takes a sip of wine, avoiding Guy's gaze..))


((nods to Lucise then gets up and heads toward the tent flap))


**
Well, I don't wish to be inhospitable. Someone could need something.
**

((calls out))
**Hello, anyone out there?**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 24, 2006, 05:45:31 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, catching hail in his hat, feels the stirrings of excitement as he sees Jack's silly grin, which is aimed at his fear of the storm.))

%% Oh, this boy is gonna be payin' fer mockin' me%%

(( Ennis turns toward Jack and in one quick move, takes the frozen rocks and shoves them down his shirt.  Jack jumps, but he's not quick enough.  Ennis pins him down and starts smothering him with kisses, the hail already melting from their heated bodies.))

I'll give ya sumptin' better to grin about boy.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on July 24, 2006, 06:18:18 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, catching hail in his hat, feels the stirrings of excitement as he sees Jack's silly grin, which is aimed at his fear of the storm.))



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/0faac374.jpg)


((Raging hormones in the tent ... Raging storm outside the tent..))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/ae17fc7f.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 24, 2006, 06:25:09 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, catching hail in his hat, feel the stirrings of excitement as he sees Jack's silly grin, which is aimed at his fear of the storm.))

%% Oh, this boy is gonna be payin' fer mockin' me%%

(( Ennis turns toward Jack and in one quick move, takes the frozen rocks and shoves them down his shirt.  Jack jumps, but he's not quick enough.  Ennis pins him down and starts smothering him with kisses, the hail already melting from their heated bodies.))

I'll give ya sumptin' better to grin about boy.

YOUNG JACK:

** Um, folks, this is gonna get a little steamy, so probably not suitable for younger eyes, if ya take my meanin'. **

Jesus, Ennis, that's c-mmm!

((The rest of the word is muffled against Ennis's mouth, pressing hard against his own. The ice melts beneath his shirt, becoming a trickle of cool water running down his back. It somehow makes Jack relax more into the kiss and he slowly wraps his arms around Ennis's shoulders to hold him against him. He moans in excitement and anticipation, his eyes closed. Ennis's mouth running over his face, his lips, his neck.))

((The tent flap still waves wildly in the wind and large hailstones plop against the tent floor. With a great lack of enthusiasm for doing so, Jack pulls out of Ennis's liplock long enough to tie the tent flap closed, then turns back to Ennis, who is grinning at him with that heartbreaking smile.))

((Jack quickly crawls back into Ennis's arms, allowing their lips to find one another once again, his tongue brushing against Ennis's lips as they move against his. Ennis goes shock still for a moment, but Jack deftly kisses his lips and strokes them with his tongue until Ennis's lips are moving against his own with that steady rhythm and his own tongue is reaching out for Jack's. Jack pulls away long enough to hurriedly unbutton Ennis's shirt and rip it off him then falls back against Ennis with a force that leaves them lying on the tent floor, Jack's body on top of Ennis's, as he crushes his mouth into Ennis's, but still yielding his own to him. Ennis takes full advantage of that surrender.))

((With warm, soft hands, Jack caresses Ennis's body as he relaxes his kiss. His hands wander down Ennis's chest and torso, moving towards his jeans. His deft fingers quickly undo the closure and he grabs the waistband and pulls them off his body. Jacks hands slide across Ennis's hard hips and up his torso again, and he breaks their kiss to look into those melted chocolate brown eyes. He lowers his mouth again, and places a teasing kiss on Ennis' nose, then his lips, his chin, and then drags his lips down Ennis's neck, allowing his tongue to caress the tendons there, the adams apple, as his fingers had only moments before. He lays his head against Ennis's bare chest for a moment, allowing his warmth, his scent, the muscles across his chest to absorb into his own. Ennis's breathing deepens. His heartrate quickens. Still Jack lays there, once again thinking of how wonderful this person is and what all he can do to make him know just how beautiful and special he makes him feel.))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 24, 2006, 06:48:09 pm
((Meanwhile, at the Sheepherders' Tent, SHEEPHERDER #1 approaches.))

(Translated from the Spanish) Good evening gentlemen. Welcome to my tent!!

I can see by your lack of reply that you do not understand Spanish. Never fear, I will speak the universal language to you!!

((He pulls an object about 12 inches long from his gaucho vest))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 24, 2006, 06:49:26 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( As Ennis lays there with Jack stretched out on top of him, he can only wonder how this could ever get better.  As his hands caress Jack's back, he can feel the hot breath of his lover against his neck.  He turns his head and again their lips meet.  He knows he cannot get his fill.))

((Ennis runs his hand along Jack's hairline and down behind his ear. He knows in only a short time, this is a seductive area for Jack and he can feel him react.  As he puts both hands on his face, he goes nose to nose with him staring at this man who has taken his heart.))

(( They can already read each other as if they were born as one.  As they look at each other, their hands are exploring parts of their bodies already familiar, but nonetheless new each time.))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 24, 2006, 06:59:14 pm
((Meanwhile, at the Sheepherders' Tent, SHEEPHERDER #1 approaches.))

(Translated from the Spanish) Good evening gentlemen. Welcome to my tent!!

I can see by your lack of reply that you do not understand Spanish. Never fear, I will speak the universal language to you!!

((He pulls an object about 12 inches long from his gaucho vest))


GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((is surprised to find two strangers coming into the tent.))

** Oh, I'm sorry, I don't underst.... ** ((His voice trails off as he spies something glinting in the speaker's hand))

** Wait, is that a.....? Oh, sh*t!.... Lucise! He has a--a--a-----a--** ((THUD))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 24, 2006, 07:10:26 pm
CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1:

Do not be alarmed gentlemen!! I am only trying to help!!

You see, I noticed that you are drinking a white wine with your dinner. All wrong!! What, are you, some kind of cowboy tavern floozies??

((CS#1 eases the cork out of the bottle.))

Please allow me to pour you each a glass of this fine merlot from Chile's oldest winegrowing region. Hopefully, it will revive your friend!!
(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/montesalphamerlot.png)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 24, 2006, 07:29:56 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( As Ennis lays there with Jack stretched out on top of him, he can only wonder how this could ever get better.  As his hands caress Jack's back, he can feel the hot breath of his lover against his neck.  He turns his head and again their lips meet.  He knows he cannot get his fill.))

((Ennis runs his hand along Jack's hairline and down behind his ear. He knows in only a short time, this is a seductive area for Jack and he can feel him react.  As he puts both hands on his face, he goes nose to nose with him staring at this man who has taken his heart.))

(( They can already read each other as if they were born as one.  As they look at each other, their hands are exploring parts of their bodies already familiar, but nonetheless new each time.))


YOUNG JACK:

((The thunder shakes the tent once again, the crack of a tree breaking in the forest, the pounding of hail on the tent walls and all Jack can hear is Ennis's heart beating only a few feet away. He is somehow vaguely aware that these events occured, but can't recall knowing how. Ennis also seems to have forgotten the darkened world outside and in their dim light his eyes express a deep emotion that make Jack want to kiss him and start all over again.))

So yer afraid of thunderstorms, hunh, Ennis? ((Waiting for Ennis's reply, Jack nestles himself against Ennis's body, silently giving him all the love and support he can in this world, trying to let him know that its alright that he's afraid and that he's there for him, with him, beside him, and that he would always be there, if he knew he would be welcomed. He tilts his head upward and kisses Ennis's neck, allowing the heat from Ennis's body and his own to mingle.))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on July 24, 2006, 07:34:50 pm
CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1: ((Pouring the wine))

Yes, I will speak to you in the universal language of wine. No matter that you are two stupid gringos who have stumbled into my tent just as a hailstorm is about to break loose.

Now, Dos
(speaking to CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #2) let us vamos to the Owl's treehouse for an evening of tango and Patagonian lobster stew!! ((They retreat.)) Adios, "amigos."

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/gauchodancing.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on July 24, 2006, 08:27:33 pm
CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1: ((Pouring the wine))

Now, Dos [/b] (speaking to CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #2) let us vamos to the Owl's treehouse for an evening of tango and Patagonian lobster stew!! ((They retreat.)) Adios, "amigos."


(( Lucise rushes over to Guy's side and goes down on all fours, considers the option of giving him mouth-to-mouth to revive him, decides against it.
He pats Guy slightly on his cheek (the cheek on his face ..  ::) ), grabs Guy firmly by the shoulders, lifts him up..))

**
Guy!  Guy - are you okay?  The intruders were a pair of Chilean sheep herders!  They are leaving now!  Turns out they just wanted to share some of their fine Chilean wine with us!  Are you feeling okay?
**


((The Chilean Sheep herders wander off, not before giving Lucise and Guy a curious look ..))

**  Remember when I was saying that I heard someone speaking German?  Haha..silly me, they were speaking Chilean, ummm...I mean, Spanish.  Go figure!
Are you feeling okay Guy?  You need to lie down or something?
I can leave the blankets here so you can take a look at 'em later...
**


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 24, 2006, 08:36:27 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((at Lucise's gentle prodding, Guy gradually comes back around.. He looks up and sees Lucise and is able to smile at him before seeing what he is holding in his hand...))

%% NO NO NO NO! KEEP IT AWAY %%

((He crawls back up onto his feet as he is scrambling toward the tent flap, he runs out into a wild hailstorm, slips in ice cold mud and falls flat on his face, unconscious again))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 24, 2006, 09:00:48 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((He crawls back up onto his feet as he is scrambling toward the tent flap, he runs out into a wild hailstorm, slips in ice cold mud and falls flat on his face, unconscious again))

%%
 :laugh: ...
Grow up Lucise, there's nothing funny about this!  He might be seriously hurt..
%%

((Worried, Lucise rushes outside to Guy's side, discovers that his breathing is uneven; he lifts Guy up in his arms and carries him back into the tent.))

%%
This time, he needs the mouth-to-mouth ...
Poor Guy, he is so delicate and frail.. and ... wow, he smells damn amazing too..
Focus Lucise!
%%

((Not unlike how he does it for his sheep, Lucise gently holds Guy's nose shut and lowers his mouth on Guy's, in an attempt to revive him .. He feels Guy begin to stir ... ))

%% 
Wait ... is that his tongue? ? ? ? ?
%%



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 24, 2006, 09:08:27 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((awakens to the feeling of Lucise's lips against his own, but for a moment, forgets where he is.))


** Mmm mmm - you c-c-c-can get off me now! **


((Guy sits for a moment on the wet ground, the stones of ice and freezing rain falling around him. He doesn't seem to care though. He crouches into a fetal position, hugging his knees close to his body and rocks in the wintery air, shaking and muttering something under his breath. He appears to be lost in a world of his own and doesn't recognize that he's back inside the tent.))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 24, 2006, 09:28:50 pm
**  Guy!  It's okay, you'll be okay!  The mean Chilean herders can't hurt you now.  They are gone, you'll be okay!  Are you cold?
**


((Lucise leaves Guy's side for a moment, grabs one of the Bedroll blankets lying beside the table and rushes back to Guy, and drapes the blanket all over his body..))

** Is this better?  I can take you home if you like!  To your home, I mean..**

%%
Gosh, to think I only came here for a business dinner ... 
Thank goodness my trusted assistant Iqualuit is taking care of my lovely lil woolies right now..
%%

((Lucise looks down at Guy, whose body seems aglow in the candlelight ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/fbcc631d.jpg)

))
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Post by: Daniel on July 24, 2006, 10:09:02 pm
**  Guy!  It's okay, you'll be okay!  The mean Chilean herders can't hurt you now.  They are gone, you'll be okay!  Are you cold?
**


((Lucise leaves Guy's side for a moment, grabs one of the Bedroll blankets lying beside the table and rushes back to Guy, and drapes the blanket all over his body..))

** Is this better?  I can take you home if you like!  To your home, I mean..**

%%
Gosh, to think I only came here for a business dinner ... 
Thank goodness my trusted assistant Iqualuit is taking care of my lovely lil woolies right now..
%%

((Lucise looks down at Guy, whose body seems aglow in the candlelight ...

))

GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((Guy reacts to Lucise's warm touch, and his voice, allowing himself to come back fully into the moment...He smiles up at Lucise again.))

** I uh... I seem to have gotten a little muddy.... You can take this back now. I don't want to ruin it. **

((He removes the wool blanket from around his shoulders and starts to hand the blanket back to Lucise, but at that moment he becomes aware of the glass filled with red liquid. With a shriek he flings the blanket at the bottle and glass which crash to the floor, knocking the candles over in the process, and tries to bolt out the door again, but Lucise is read for him and plants his body firmly in the way.))

((Guy's eyes are wild, almost inhuman as he struggles to escape Lucise's strong embrace. Slowly realization dawns on him, and tears fill his eyes. He throws himself on the bed, and sobs loudly.))

==The picture attached has nothing to do with this scene, but is just for Lucise's entertainment==
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 24, 2006, 10:34:17 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((Guy's eyes are wild, almost inhuman as he struggles to escape Lucise's strong embrace. Slowly realization dawns on him, and tears fill his eyes. He throws himself on the bed, and sobs loudly.))


%%
Holy Hannah!  This dude is a nut-job!
%%

(( Lucise rushes over to the bed, gently massaging Guy's trembling shoulders, trying to console him ..))

**  Guy, it's okay!  I am sorry, I dint realise that you have a fear of wine or all red liquids in general .. **   %% wacko wacko !!!  %%    **Please don't cry, it's alright..**

((Lucise sits on the bed beside Guy, unsure of what to do, continues to massage Guy's shoulders ...))

** Come on, let me get you outta here!  We can go back to my trailer and I can keep an eye on ya, okay?  Forget the blankets, we can talk about that later ...**


((Lucise pulls Guy back on his feet ... glancing over at the mess ...

(http://www.atlascarpetclean.20fr.com/images/wine_spill_photo_big.gif) (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/013609a9.jpg)
))

**  Come on!  let's get outta here! **


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 24, 2006, 11:11:54 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((stops sobbing long enough to let Lucise lead him away from the horrible tent.... most of the hail has let up by now and they travel quietly in the cold rain))

%% Oh, god, I've ruined everything. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 24, 2006, 11:17:14 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((The thunder shakes the tent once again, the crack of a tree breaking in the forest, the pounding of hail on the tent walls and all Jack can hear is Ennis's heart beating only a few feet away. He is somehow vaguely aware that these events occured, but can't recall knowing how. Ennis also seems to have forgotten the darkened world outside and in their dim light his eyes express a deep emotion that make Jack want to kiss him and start all over again.))

So yer afraid of thunderstorms, hunh, Ennis? ((Waiting for Ennis's reply, Jack nestles himself against Ennis's body, silently giving him all the love and support he can in this world, trying to let him know that its alright that he's afraid and that he's there for him, with him, beside him, and that he would always be there, if he knew he would be welcomed. He tilts his head upward and kisses Ennis's neck, allowing the heat from Ennis's body and his own to mingle.))




(( Ennis lays back and holds Jack tighter than he's ever held anyone.  The storm is dying down just as their lovemaking is.  Ennis is in a mellow mood,  and decides he's never felt closer to anyone, and decides to confide his fears.))

Ya see, when I wuz young an' we had this thunderstorm, couldn' have been more than five or six, I ran ta ma folks bed to hide.  My pa wuz beside himself.  He said no boy a his is ever gonna be afraid of no weather. 

So tha next storm came an' I wuz still scared senseless.  My ma, she tried to help, but he would have none of it.



(( Holds Jack tighter, knowing this is the hard part.))

So, one night it was stormin' like crazy out there.  I couldn' help myself.  I stayed in my room but I was so scared, I was cryin'.   He came in, he pulled me outa bed an' dragged me outside, with nuthin' but my pajamas and bare feet.  Made me stand in the backyard till it stopped.  Every storm after that, I had to go inta tha yard.  He said it would make a man outa me.

(( Ennis' eyes fill up with the pain of his daddy's cruelty.  He tries not to look at Jack, fearing he's made a fool out of himself.))


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 24, 2006, 11:40:17 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((nodding slowly, Jack reaches around his shoulders and holds him, nestling his body in the crook of Ennis's arm and leaning his head against his chest again. Every time the thunder strikes overhead or a flash of lightning fills the sky with burning light, Jack feels Ennis tense against him; Ennis's heart skips a beat, his breathing becomes uneven. Jack doesn't need to look up to know that Ennis is frightened.))

((He whispers against Ennis's skin)): Shhh, s'allright, Ennis. It'll be allright. ((He shifts his body up some so he's laying right next to Ennis, they're faces inches apart. Jack looks at Ennis but doesn't see his fear, only the beauty of the love he is offering him silently. Jack leans forward and kisses Ennis, allowing his lips to rest on Ennis's gently, like a leaf landing on water.))

((Ennis tries to deepen their kiss but Jack pulls back, shaking his head.)) Not now, Ennis, just lay still fer a minute.

((The thunder shakes the tent, and Ennis loses his breath, exhaling it all suddenly. Jack leans further in quickly inhales and exhales his own breath into Ennis's mouth, knowing that in his fear, Ennis had expelled too much air too soon and his breath was becoming ragged. He couldn't teach Ennis's heart not to fear, but he could teach Ennis's body how to remain calm.))

((Jack lowered his own naked body onto Ennis's, still keeping contact at the mouth, he positioned his heart and lungs near Ennis's: slow, steady breaths, a paced heartbeat quickened only by Ennis's close proximity. White light pierced through the tents of the wall, only to be followed by another deafening peal. Jack remained calm. He had weathered such storms before. One deep breath, another. Thump-thump-thump-thump: steady and rhythmic.))

   
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Post by: Meryl on July 25, 2006, 12:08:08 am
((Little Olli Owl has been sent to the High Priestess' trailer. He knocks at her door...)) :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BabyEuleKopie.jpg)

((HIGH PRIESTESS looks down at Olli and frowns))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/BirgitNilssonAxe.jpg)

** Come stay with me?  Honey, you know I ain't set up for that. **

((Olli sees the axe in the HP's hand, gasps in terror))

** Oh, don't worry about the axe!  I'm just taking it back to the Sacred Relic Room now the woodchopping scene is over.  Come on, we'll take it back together and then I'll see that you get a meal, but it won't be mouse stew! **

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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 12:12:04 am
NON-MENOPAUSAL AUDIENCE MEMBER:

(http://www.aartrijk.com/images/people/man.sweating.jpg)


**
 I am having hot flashes!  These actors are facking brilliant!!
I think I wet my pants with excitement!  I better go clean up in the men's room!

Hawt Damn !! BRAVO!! BRAVO!!

Oooops...looks like security is coming this way!  Better run...!!

**
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Post by: alec716 on July 25, 2006, 12:31:28 am

(( TERRY CLOTH drags himself, exhausted, talon-pierced, hailed-upon, and in desperate need of fluffing, to the nearest tent.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:  Thank goodness I got away from that domin-OWL-trix. 


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/MeetingTentKopie.jpg)


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Tent don't look right.  Which tent am I in now?  What am I gonna have to wipe up this time?  Sheepherders, marketing execs, bed-rollers, off-key equines, at least one ewe in need of personal absorbent pads, everyone goin' all crazy 'round here and all I want is my JBB.  **

JBB, come git me!!
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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 12:50:11 am
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((stops sobbing long enough to let Lucise lead him away from the horrible tent.... most of the hail has let up by now and they travel quietly in the cold rain))

%% Oh, god, I've ruined everything. %%

((Lucise holds on tightly to Guy as they walk briskly back to his trailer.  They both get in, Lucise closes the door behind them..))

**
Make yourself at home!  I hope that you are feeling abit better already!
Your clothes are wet, you'll catch a cold.  Go on, take 'em off.  I can give ya something else to wear ..  I gotta go remove my wet clothes too, will be right back!
**


((Guy watches in silence as Indapaddock walks out of the room.  A moment later, he comes back to join Guy ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/85b0eeec.jpg)

))

** Can I get ya something to drink?**
%% Red wine, perhaps? hehe.. %%
**  Glass of water or somethin'?  **




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Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 01:35:27 am
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((In Lucise's trailer, Guy only hangs his head in worry, silently waiting for Lucise to come back in. When he does, Guy is completely abashed at his undressed state, but he only momentarily registers it. He prefers to play it smooth and comfortable when meeting potential clients and other important people at these movie sets but the nights events had left his resolve in tatters.))


**
I.. I'm sorry, Mr. Indapaddock. **
((looks down for a moment in shame))** I didn't know that that would happen, or I would have tried to warn you. I am an Erythroenophobe.** ((At Lucise's puzzled expression)) **I have an irrational fear of red wine. It's not something... **((he looks up at Lucise and then moistens his lips, suddenly dry mouthed.))** It's not something I like other people to know... I'm very sorry I ruined our dinner and your presentation.
**


((Guy looks down at his muddy clothes again then back up at Lucise with sad eyes.))


**
You said you had some clothes I can borrow, Mr. Indapaddock?
**
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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 01:50:03 am
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):


**
You said you had some clothes I can borrow, Mr. Indapaddock?
**


**
Don't you worry about anything Guy!  I understand!  I mean, I have a fear of ducks!  Everyone has one of those irrational fears, I completely understand!

..And yeah,  I have something for you to wear ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/49b5c71f.jpg)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/ba2d5026.jpg)

Sorry, I haven't done any laundry in a while, will these do?
I'll step out so you can get outta them wet clothes.. If you need help with that, I don't mind ..

**


((Lucise notices Guy staring at his chest, blushing slightly ..))

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Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 02:18:17 am
**
Don't you worry about anything Guy!  I understand!  I mean, I have a fear of ducks!  Everyone has one of those irrational fears, I completely understand!

..And yeah,  I have something for you to wear ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/49b5c71f.jpg)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/ba2d5026.jpg)

Sorry, I haven't done any laundry in a while, will these do?
I'll step out so you can get outta them wet clothes.. If you need help with that, I don't mind ..

**


((Lucise notices Guy staring at his chest, blushing slightly ..))



GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((takes a look at the clothing and takes them, murmuring "thank you" as Lucise leaves him alone for a moment, although he wondered at Lucise's offer of help. It almost sounded... erotic. He could have come up with something in response to that, if hadn't been so adled by the night's events. Guy sighed and changed his clothing, peeling the mud soaked shirt off his body and trying to get as much off his face as possible on the inside of it.))

((He dressed in the clothing that Lucise had provided, knew he looked ridiculous but searched for a mirror anyway. Not finding one, he reaches into the pocket of the mud-soaked pants and pulled out a small black leather container. Opening it, he revealed all his daily necessities: a small mirror, tweezers, razor, small toothbrush, small vial of mouthwash, hand soap and a folded up paper towl, comb, brush, eyebrow brush, and of course day and evening colognes. He reached for the hand soap first, lathering it in his hands then scrubbing his face with them, patting his face dry with the paper towl. The mud came off easily enough, and Guy folded the paper towel the other way when he replaced it in the container. With that out of the way, he dragged the comb through his hair and tried the best he could to remove the mud particles from his eyebrows. In the end, he had recovered as much as possible, at least visually. He splashed on the day cologne, a cool sea breeze fragrance that for some reason made him think of the color blue. At last he was presentable, except for the clothing, but at least they were clean.))

((He leaves through the same door Lucise left by, and he blushes again at the sight of Lucise's bare chest.))


**
I hope I'm more presentable now, Mr. Indapaddock. **
((he looks down at his clothing and can't help but laugh at the rainbow tiedye tanktop.))** It's kind of pointless to be formal in this getup isn't it?
**
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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 02:34:09 am
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((He leaves through the same door Lucise left by, and he blushes again at the sight of Lucise's bare chest.))


**
I hope I'm more presentable now, Mr. Indapaddock. **
((he looks down at his clothing and can't help but laugh at the rainbow tiedye tanktop.))** It's kind of pointless to be formal in this getup isn't it?
**


(( Lucise looks Guy up and down, taking in the sight of his long legs, the silk shorts and the rainbow tiedye tanktop..))

**
No need for all this 'Mr Indapaddock' stuff .. please, call me Lucise!
You look ...errr..you look so adorable fine!  I am glad to see you smiling and abit more relaxed.  Feeling much better, I guess?
I have just changed the sheets on my bed ...

(http://www.foamorder.com/graphics/beds/spade_canopy_bed_01_small.jpg)

You can sleep there tonight!  I'll take the couch!  But I'll be close by, in case you need me at night ...well, in case you get frightened or somethin' ..
**



(( Lucise looks at his feet, then back up at Guy ...))


**  I have an idea, I have been working on our next Broken Arsed Woolen Ecstacy product launch ..
Wanna do it with me right now?  Do the launch, I mean?  **


((Lucise looks away, his face dark red ...))

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Post by: vkm91941 on July 25, 2006, 02:37:51 am
** mean while back at the ranch, left to their own devices the sheep are forced to seek other means of entertainment since their beloved Lucise is otherwise engaged and forgot to set up a video for them**

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/farm.gif)
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Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 02:43:35 am
[/b]
(( Lucise looks Guy up and down, taking in the sight of his long legs, the silk shorts and the rainbow tiedye tanktop..))

**
No need for all this 'Mr Indapaddock' stuff .. please, call me Lucise!
You look ...errr..you look so adorable fine!  I am glad to see you smiling and abit more relaxed.  Feeling much better, I guess?
I have just changed the sheets on my bed ...

(http://www.foamorder.com/graphics/beds/spade_canopy_bed_01_small.jpg)

You can sleep there tonight!  I'll take the couch!  But I'll be close by, in case you need me at night ...well, in case you get frightened or somethin' ..
**



(( Lucise looks at his feet, then back up at Guy ...))


**  I have an idea, I have been working on our next Broken Arsed Woolen Ecstacy product launch ..
Wanna do it with me right now?  Do the launch, I mean?  **


((Lucise looks away, his face dark red ...))


GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((Smiles at Lucise, almost laughing at his Freudian slip))


**
Well, Lucise, I would certainly like to see what products you are interested in launching. We may have to do a little more research before actually launching them, but if its something that I think will capture interest before production we could consider an advertising campaign.
**


((Guy sits on the edge of the bed and regains his composure, now genuinely interested in whatever wool product (or any product which could be sold or marketed due to BAM's success) that Lucise wants to show him.))

**
Let's do it. Look at the products I mean.
((Grin))
**

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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 02:48:51 am
** mean while back at the ranch, left to their own devices the sheep are forced to seek other means of entertainment since their beloved Lucise is otherwise engaged and forgot to set up a video for them**


(( Back at the ranch, Iqualuit, the Assistant Sheep Trainer, frowns, paces ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/15e6a077.jpg)

He mumbles some expletives in Mongolian, continues pacing ..

))


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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 02:57:20 am
[/b]GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((Guy sits on the edge of the bed and regains his composure, now genuinely interested in whatever wool product (or any product which could be sold or marketed due to BAM's success) that Lucise wants to show him.))

**
Let's do it. Look at the products I mean.
((Grin))
**



(( Lucise smiles, looking into Guy's eyes..))

** Okay, this is what the commercial looks like .. **

** COMMERCIAL BREAK!!  COMMERCIAL BREAK!!  COMMERCIAL BREAK!!  COMMERCIAL BREAK!! **


              (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/884fabcc.gif)

presents

An Indapaddock and Raphaelson Production ....

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/5dd05807.jpg)

...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/bacabf0a.jpg)



((Lucise looks over at Guy, trying to focus on his face, not the way the silk shorts are clinging to his body .. Lucise licks his lips hesitantly ..))

** What do you think?  **



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Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 03:10:14 am
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((His eyes twinkle as he laughs out loud.))


**
"Better than sex." I love it... Hmm, are these yarns in the same 10 colors as the wool bedroll blankets?**
((appreciative smile)) ** That'll save a lot of money in production costs if we can use the same dye lots before expanding our resources. I do think we can come up with a more flavorful name than Specialty Yarn, though... We'll have to give it some thought. But I definitely see the product possibilities for expanding our crafts and textiles product line.**

((Guy notices Lucise's eyes keep wandering down to the silk shorts. Under that heated gaze he has difficulty obscuring the physical reaction in his body, and the silk shorts aren't helping any.))
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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 03:23:05 am
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((His eyes twinkle as he laughs out loud.))


**
"Better than sex." I love it... Hmm, are these yarns in the same 10 colors as the wool bedroll blankets?**
((appreciative smile)) ** That'll save a lot of money in production costs if we can use the same dye lots before expanding our resources. I do think we can come up with a more flavorful name than Specialty Yarn, though... We'll have to give it some thought. But I definitely see the product possibilities for expanding our crafts and textiles product line.**

((Guy notices Lucise's eyes keep wandering down to the silk shorts. Under that heated gaze he has difficulty obscuring the physical reaction in his body, and the silk shorts aren't helping any.))


(( Lucise heaves a sigh of relief .. flashes a wide grin ))

**  I am thrilled you like it!  And yeah, the yarn comes in the same 10 colors as the Bedroll Blankets!  I am very excited, we could have ourselves a very lucritive venture here! **


((Lucise's eyes wonder back to Guy's shorts, he notices the not-so-slight "reaction" in them.  Lucise licks his lips again, a bead of sweat appearing on his forehead..))

** Errr..are you ready for bed Guy?  I can feel a rising ... ummm, in the temperature in here  **  ((Lucise fidgets, looks at everything in the room but Guy ..))
**  Wanna call it a night?  Ummm, you must be in need of a release ... ummm, some relief after all the drama of the day.  A good night's sleep might do the trick..
**


((Lucise walks away from the bed, turns and looks appraisingly at Guy ...))

** If you need me, I'll be on the couch ..**


%% .. sweating like a pig!  Gosh its gotten damn hot in here!!  %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 03:41:44 am
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((Wonders what has upset Lucise))


**
Um, yeah. That might be a good idea, Lucise. Maybe we can talk more about it tomorrow. I need to get back on set to have some...**
((Yawn)) ** meetings with the property manager and to call my boss, and I have some...** ((Yawn again - sorry)) ** papers for you to sign, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
**


((Guy leans back on the bed, nestling his head on the pillow. It has a freshly laundered scent but also something else, the scent of the wild hills and the wind. In a few moments he has drifted to sleep.))
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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 03:48:02 am
(( Indapaddock retires to the couch, tossing and turning .. unable to get a wink of sleep ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/1fc3f1b4.jpg)

))

%%  I think I need a few minutes in the men's room ... %%

(( Lucise jumps off the couch, sneaks over to the bedroom, catches a glimpse of Guy sleeping peacefully in his bed.  Lucise sighs softly, turns around, heading for the bathroom ...))
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Post by: Jack-and-Ennis on July 25, 2006, 12:08:05 pm
TS3 ROUNDUP, tryin' ta untangle them Chilean scenes outta ours.
Quote from: DeeDee
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, catching hail in his hat, feels the stirrings of excitement as he sees Jack's silly grin, which is aimed at his fear of the storm.))

%% Oh, this boy is gonna be payin' fer mockin' me%%

(( Ennis turns toward Jack and in one quick move, takes the frozen rocks and shoves them down his shirt.  Jack jumps, but he's not quick enough.  Ennis pins him down and starts smothering him with kisses, the hail already melting from their heated bodies.))

I'll give ya sumptin' better to grin about boy.

Quote from: Lucise

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/0faac374.jpg)

((Raging hormones in the tent ... Raging storm outside the tent..))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/ae17fc7f.jpg)


Quote from: Daniel
YOUNG JACK:

** Um, folks, this is gonna get a little steamy, so probably not suitable for younger eyes, if ya take my meanin'. **

Jesus, Ennis, that's c-mmm!

((The rest of the word is muffled against Ennis's mouth, pressing hard against his own. The ice melts beneath his shirt, becoming a trickle of cool water running down his back. It somehow makes Jack relax more into the kiss and he slowly wraps his arms around Ennis's shoulders to hold him against him. He moans in excitement and anticipation, his eyes closed. Ennis's mouth running over his face, his lips, his neck.))

((The tent flap still waves wildly in the wind and large hailstones plop against the tent floor. With a great lack of enthusiasm for doing so, Jack pulls out of Ennis's liplock long enough to tie the tent flap closed, then turns back to Ennis, who is grinning at him with that heartbreaking smile.))

((Jack quickly crawls back into Ennis's arms, allowing their lips to find one another once again, his tongue brushing against Ennis's lips as they move against his. Ennis goes shock still for a moment, but Jack deftly kisses his lips and strokes them with his tongue until Ennis's lips are moving against his own with that steady rhythm and his own tongue is reaching out for Jack's. Jack pulls away long enough to hurriedly unbutton Ennis's shirt and rip it off him then falls back against Ennis with a force that leaves them lying on the tent floor, Jack's body on top of Ennis's, as he crushes his mouth into Ennis's, but still yielding his own to him. Ennis takes full advantage of that surrender.))

((With warm, soft hands, Jack caresses Ennis's body as he relaxes his kiss. His hands wander down Ennis's chest and torso, moving towards his jeans. His deft fingers quickly undo the closure and he grabs the waistband and pulls them off his body. Jacks hands slide across Ennis's hard hips and up his torso again, and he breaks their kiss to look into those melted chocolate brown eyes. He lowers his mouth again, and places a teasing kiss on Ennis' nose, then his lips, his chin, and then drags his lips down Ennis's neck, allowing his tongue to caress the tendons there, the adams apple, as his fingers had only moments before. He lays his head against Ennis's bare chest for a moment, allowing his warmth, his scent, the muscles across his chest to absorb into his own. Ennis's breathing deepens. His heartrate quickens. Still Jack lays there, once again thinking of how wonderful this person is and what all he can do to make him know just how beautiful and special he makes him feel.))

Quote from: DeeDee
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( As Ennis lays there with Jack stretched out on top of him, he can only wonder how this could ever get better.  As his hands caress Jack's back, he can feel the hot breath of his lover against his neck.  He turns his head and again their lips meet.  He knows he cannot get his fill.))

((Ennis runs his hand along Jack's hairline and down behind his ear. He knows in only a short time, this is a seductive area for Jack and he can feel him react.  As he puts both hands on his face, he goes nose to nose with him staring at this man who has taken his heart.))

(( They can already read each other as if they were born as one.  As they look at each other, their hands are exploring parts of their bodies already familiar, but nonetheless new each time.))

Quote from: Daniel
YOUNG JACK:

((The thunder shakes the tent once again, the crack of a tree breaking in the forest, the pounding of hail on the tent walls and all Jack can hear is Ennis's heart beating only a few feet away. He is somehow vaguely aware that these events occured, but can't recall knowing how. Ennis also seems to have forgotten the darkened world outside and in their dim light his eyes express a deep emotion that make Jack want to kiss him and start all over again.))

So yer afraid of thunderstorms, hunh, Ennis? ((Waiting for Ennis's reply, Jack nestles himself against Ennis's body, silently giving him all the love and support he can in this world, trying to let him know that its alright that he's afraid and that he's there for him, with him, beside him, and that he would always be there, if he knew he would be welcomed. He tilts his head upward and kisses Ennis's neck, allowing the heat from Ennis's body and his own to mingle.))

Quote from: DeeDee
(( Ennis lays back and holds Jack tighter than he's ever held anyone.  The storm is dying down just as their lovemaking is.  Ennis is in a mellow mood,  and decides he's never felt closer to anyone, and decides to confide his fears.))

Ya see, when I wuz young an' we had this thunderstorm, couldn' have been more than five or six, I ran ta ma folks bed to hide.  My pa wuz beside himself.  He said no boy a his is ever gonna be afraid of no weather. 

So tha next storm came an' I wuz still scared senseless.  My ma, she tried to help, but he would have none of it.


(( Holds Jack tighter, knowing this is the hard part.))

So, one night it was stormin' like crazy out there.  I couldn' help myself.  I stayed in my room but I was so scared, I was cryin'.   He came in, he pulled me outa bed an' dragged me outside, with nuthin' but my pajamas and bare feet.  Made me stand in the backyard till it stopped.  Every storm after that, I had to go inta tha yard.  He said it would make a man outa me.

(( Ennis' eyes fill up with the pain of his daddy's cruelty.  He tries not to look at Jack, fearing he's made a fool out of himself.))

Quote from: Daniel
YOUNG JACK:

((nodding slowly, Jack reaches around his shoulders and holds him, nestling his body in the crook of Ennis's arm and leaning his head against his chest again. Every time the thunder strikes overhead or a flash of lightning fills the sky with burning light, Jack feels Ennis tense against him; Ennis's heart skips a beat, his breathing becomes uneven. Jack doesn't need to look up to know that Ennis is frightened.))

((He whispers against Ennis's skin)): Shhh, s'allright, Ennis. It'll be allright. ((He shifts his body up some so he's laying right next to Ennis, they're faces inches apart. Jack looks at Ennis but doesn't see his fear, only the beauty of the love he is offering him silently. Jack leans forward and kisses Ennis, allowing his lips to rest on Ennis's gently, like a leaf landing on water.))

((Ennis tries to deepen their kiss but Jack pulls back, shaking his head.)) Not now, Ennis, just lay still fer a minute.

((The thunder shakes the tent, and Ennis loses his breath, exhaling it all suddenly. Jack leans further in quickly inhales and exhales his own breath into Ennis's mouth, knowing that in his fear, Ennis had expelled too much air too soon and his breath was becoming ragged. He couldn't teach Ennis's heart not to fear, but he could teach Ennis's body how to remain calm.))

((Jack lowered his own naked body onto Ennis's, still keeping contact at the mouth, he positioned his heart and lungs near Ennis's: slow, steady breaths, a paced heartbeat quickened only by Ennis's close proximity. White light pierced through the tents of the wall, only to be followed by another deafening peal. Jack remained calm. He had weathered such storms before. One deep breath, another. Thump-thump-thump-thump: steady and rhythmic.))
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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 12:40:52 pm
((Back at Lucise's trailer ...

After tossing and turning all night, Lucise sluggishly forces himself off the couch.  He tiptoes to the bedroom, Guy is still sound asleep, snoring softly ... the bed covers thrown aside, Guy is stretched out on the bed, the rainbow tie-dyed tank top around his shoulders.  Lucise swallows with difficulty, eyeing Guy's smooth torso and long legs..
He shakes his head, tears himself away from the doorway, heading again for the bathroom.

Moments later, he emerges in his work clothes and cooks a quick breakfast ..

(http://static.flickr.com/50/125594115_49c3573caf_m.jpg)

.. scribbles a note for Guy ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/0f107bcf.jpg)

... and tiptoes out of his trailer, shutting the door quietly behind him.
))


%% I better get outta there before I do something I'll regret later ...%%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 12:57:03 pm
((Back at Lucise's trailer ...

After tossing and turning all night, Lucise sluggishly forces himself off the couch.  He tiptoes to the bedroom, Guy is still sound asleep, snoring softly ... the bed covers thrown aside, Guy is stretched out on the bed, the rainbow tie-dyed tank top around his shoulders.  Lucise swallows with difficulty, eyeing Guy's smooth torso and long legs..
He shakes his head, tears himself away from the doorway, heading again for the bathroom.

Moments later, he emerges in his work clothes and cooks a quick breakfast ..

(http://static.flickr.com/50/125594115_49c3573caf_m.jpg)

.. scribbles a note for Guy ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/0f107bcf.jpg)

... and tiptoes out of his trailer, shutting the door quietly behind him.
))


%% I better get outta there before I do something I'll regret later ...%%



GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((Awakens slowly, yawns and stretches, before he realizes he's on a strange bed. He begins to panic until the memories from last night flood in. Smelling toast, he grudgingly gets out of bed, looks at his watch and realizes how late it is.))


%% Damn, I overslept. No time for meditation today. And I have to get my other other other suit.%%


((Guy rushes through the kitchen, sees the note and stops to read it, smiling to himself.))

%% He scratched out.... Hard? Well he does seem kind of lonely.%%

((Guy goes back into the bedroom, makes the bed, puts on his own muddy clothing and leaves the clothes that Lucise gave him to wear neatly folded on the bed. He rushes out to head back to the amenities the property manager provided for him, where he had left his suitcase and important documents.))

((As he gets back to the tent he realizes with a start that the red wine was still on the floor. He... he wasn't going to be able to get back into the tent.... Maybe he could find someone to help him.))
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Post by: Pipedream on July 25, 2006, 01:17:44 pm
The Props Magician:

** Hey folks! I only just realized what celebrities we have amongst our actors. Not only does Owl Olivia star in the famous "Harry Potter" Movies, but JBB also gained praise overseas! Our much valued Body Butter got an award for it's very convincing portrayal of a suntan lotion in the German production Sommersturm! **

Just look:  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI80_gAfj8g&search=Sommersturm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI80_gAfj8g&search=Sommersturm)
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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 02:57:16 pm
(( Back at the ranch ...

Lucise settles things with Iqualuit, narrating some of the events of the previous night, trying his best to explain why he was away from the woolies the entire evening.  His mind remains slightly muddled, filled with images of the night before, the dinner, the Chilean sheep herders ... Guy!  He walks past a few woolies doing their morning push-ups:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/0e66eaed.gif)

He heaves a sigh of relief.
))

%% I am glad to see things looking normal around here ...%%


((Lucise saddles his horse, and gets back to the herd ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/f98e3062.jpg)

.. Obviously relieved that the woolies all seem to be doing fine ))


%% Looks like Iqualuit did an excellent job as usual .. :)  %%


((Meanwhile ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/ec122a27.jpg)

))

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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 25, 2006, 03:41:23 pm
**Mr. Sheep Wrangler really got it bad!! He doesn't even notice that there are twice as many sheep as there were yesterday, due to the Chilean sheep getting tangled up with ours!!**

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Post by: Pipedream on July 25, 2006, 03:59:33 pm
((While his mother is in hospital, young Olli Owl is having a jolly good time at the High Priestess' place...))  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/JungeEuleimKaminraumKopie.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/JungeEuleimBad.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 04:13:13 pm
(( Meanwhile ...

Some cast and crew members (still very concerned about Owlma's condition) decide to surprise her at the hospital with ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/358fdd40.jpg)


.. and a snack (She can't have no mice just now, Doctor's orders! )

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/99afd22b.jpg)

))


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Post by: YaadPyar on July 25, 2006, 04:16:32 pm
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Spiral.jpg)

** Healing energy for Owlma from the FSD **
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 25, 2006, 04:24:24 pm
The Props Magician:

** Hey folks! I only just realized what celebrities we have amongst our actors. Not only does Owl Olivia star in the famous "Harry Potter" Movies, but JBB also gained praise overseas! Our much valued Body Butter got an award for it's very convincing portrayal of a suntan lotion in the German production Sommersturm! **

Just look:  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI80_gAfj8g&search=Sommersturm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI80_gAfj8g&search=Sommersturm)



JBB:

** Well well well Ms. Spanke, who'd have thought that this little gem from my back catalogue would get a mention on the Performance thread!! It is true that I received an Acadarsecream Award for Best Supporting Toiletry and a Golden Mule at Cannestan...**

(http://www.pbs.org/teachersource/mathline/images/oscartop.jpg)(http://www.lifestylestore.com/images/6738.jpg)

**As you can see I got to work with some buff and very talented young gentlemen on this production (notice a pattern emerging?:P). It's a tough job, but an arse-cream's gotta do what an arse-cream's gotta do ::). Things sure got steamy on occasion... it's a hard life, and no mistake ;).**
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 25, 2006, 05:05:50 pm
TERRY CLOTH:

**  Tent don't look right.  Which tent am I in now?  What am I gonna have to wipe up this time?  Sheepherders, marketing execs, bed-rollers, off-key equines, at least one ewe in need of personal absorbent pads, everyone goin' all crazy 'round here and all I want is my JBB.  **

JBB, come git me!!


((JBB purses his lid and attempts to whistle, but all that comes out are a few dribbles of lotion and no sound at all.))

** Oi! Dumbass Mule!! Git over here!!**

((Dumbass Mule #14 takes no notice and continues to happily chew its soup box. JBB catches hold of its tail as it ambles by...))

%% Sweet Lord of all that is holy, this mule STINKS!! I sure hope he's goin' in the direction of the tent TERRY is in! An' I hope he gets there FAST!!%% *cough cough*

((Spying a tent appearing on the horizon - one that most definitely looks more than right - JBB gratefully lets go of Dumbass Mule #14 and surveys his surroundings)).

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/MeetingTentKopie.jpg)

**Well, if he ain't in the don't-look-right-but-looks-so-right-with-TERRY-in-it tent, then maybe he might be in the looks-so-very-inviting-even-without-TERRY-shag-pad-tent? Let's go in and see...**
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Post by: Pipedream on July 25, 2006, 05:12:12 pm
Owl Olivia:

** Hey folks! Cheers for yer good wishes and the energy an all! Makes me already feel much better! **  ::)


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleimPatientenzimmer2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 05:17:15 pm
((JBB purses his lid and attempts to whistle, but all that comes out are a few dribbles of lotion and no sound at all.))

** Oi! Dumbass Mule!! Git over here!!**

((Dumbass Mule #14 takes no notice and continues to happily chew its soup box. JBB catches hold of its tail as it ambles by...))

%% Sweet Lord of all that is holy, this mule STINKS!! I sure hope he's goin' in the direction of the tent TERRY is in! An' I hope he gets there FAST!!%% *cough cough*

((Spying a tent appearing on the horizon - one that most definitely looks more than right - JBB gratefully lets go of Dumbass Mule #14 and surveys his surroundings)).

**Well, if he ain't in the don't-look-right-but-looks-so-right-with-TERRY-in-it tent, then maybe he might be in the looks-so-very-inviting-even-without-TERRY-shag-pad-tent? Let's go in and see...**

GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((As he is waiting for someone to come along that might help him, spies a mule walking by the entrance to the tent. He looks around, maybe its owner is around somewhere. He hears a rustle in the grass and looks down to see a small tube of Jack's Body Butter.))


%% That's not a tube of Jack's Body Butter. That's JBB himself!! %%


((He quickly scoops up the tube of body lotion and gently holds him up.))


**
Hello, Mr. JBB. How are you doing today?
**
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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 05:30:37 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((He quickly scoops up the tube of body lotion and gently holds him up.))


**
Hello, Mr. JBB. How are you doing today?
**



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/b46bc234.jpg)

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Post by: saucycobblers on July 25, 2006, 05:40:38 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):


**
Hello, Mr. JBB. How are you doing today?
**


**Oh... er... hello Mr Raphaelson. How delightful. May I call you Guy? What a pleasure to make your acquaintance! You may have noted my first TV spot advertising the Broken Arsed range of masculine skin soothers? I hear the range is doing extremely well - particularly in the more remote parts of Oklahoma.

May I take the opportunity to invite you to discuss my percentage and list of perks over a few glasses of... er... chilled fruit smoothie? The banana is particularly good round these parts.**

%% Dang it! What the hell was it I came here for in the first place?? Damned if I can remember... :-\%%


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Post by: DeeDee on July 25, 2006, 05:43:21 pm
**Mr. Sheep Wrangler really got it bad!! He doesn't even notice that there are twice as many sheep as there were yesterday, due to the Chilean sheep getting tangled up with ours!!**




YOUNG ENNIS:

(( The next morning, Ennis and Jack, not wanting to be apart, head up to the sheep together.  As they get closer, they can hear cursing and yelling in spanish.))

Jack! Whut the hell is goin' on?  Our sheep is all mixed up.  Whut we gonna do about it?  Aguirre's gonna have our hides.  This ain't no good boy.  Shoulda came on up here last night.

%% Wouldn't a come up here las' night for a shoebox a twenties %%
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Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 05:46:44 pm
**Oh... er... hello Mr Raphaelson. How delightful. May I call you Guy? What a pleasure to make your acquaintance! You may have noted my first TV spot advertising the Broken Arsed range of masculine skin soothers? I hear the range is doing extremely well - particularly in the more remote parts of Oklahoma.

May I take the opportunity to invite you to discuss my percentage and list of perks over a few glasses of... er... chilled fruit smoothie? The banana is particularly good round these parts.**


GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):


**
That sounds delicious, but right now I have to get inside this tent, grab my suitcase and briefcase and find more suitable lodgings so I can change into something not covered with mud. Perhaps we can meet later on this evening and discuss those things... I hear the banana smoothies are..**
((winks at JBB) ** particularly good round these parts.

Actually, I think you might be able to help me. I'd go in myself, except there's some spilled red wine in there, and I have a rather strong psychotic reaction to the sight of red wine due to my Erythroenophobia.... It doesn't affect my work any, except when people insist on having it at business meetings, but people do have a tendency to look at you weird when you tell them about it. Please try and keep it to yourself and a few close friends, so my career isn't ruined.
**
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Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 05:50:22 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( The next morning, Ennis and Jack, not wanting to be apart, head up to the sheep together.  As they get closer, they can hear cursing and yelling in spanish.))

Jack! Whut the hell is goin' on?  Our sheep is all mixed up.  Whut we gonna do about it?  Aguirre's gonna have our hides.  This ain't no good boy.  Shoulda came on up here last night.

%% Wouldn't a come up here las' night for a shoebox a twenties %%

YOUNG JACK:

((looks over the scene slightly bored.))

Now calm down, Ennis! We'll get through this somehow. We always have afore. We just gotta get in there and get our sheep sorted out. The dogs'll help us.

((Jack is afraid to admit he's a little concerned himself, but the steamy way that Ennis's looking at him isn't helping him think any.))
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 25, 2006, 05:53:04 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):


**
Actually, I think you might be able to help me. I'd go in myself, except there's some spilled red wine in there, and I have a rather strong psychotic reaction to the sight of red wine due to my Erythroenophobia.... It doesn't affect my work any, except when people insist on having it at business meetings, but people do have a tendency to look at you weird when you tell them about it. Please try and keep it to yourself and a few close friends, so my career isn't ruined.
**


((JBB tries not to snigger))

** Uh... ok, Guy. **

%% Sheesh, what a loser...%%

** How can I help? **

%% I'm sure I came here for something?? %%
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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 05:55:36 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((looks over the scene slightly bored.))

Now calm down, Ennis! We'll get through this somehow. We always have afore. We just gotta get in there and get our sheep sorted out. The dogs'll help us.

((Jack is afraid to admit he's a little concerned himself, but the steamy way that Ennis's looking at him isn't helping him think any.))


(http://www.bioscop.cz/_web/_filmy/b_zkrocena_hora/fotografie/nahledy_nejvetsi/034_zkrocena_hora.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 05:59:55 pm
Owl Olivia:

** Hey folks! Cheers for yer good wishes and the energy an all! Makes me already feel much better! **  ::)


(( Meanwhile ...
With OWLMA in the hospital, OSCAR feeling low after his break-up with Owlma, and Ollie Owl with the HIGH PRIESTESS..
The mice are having a field day!  Celebrating, making merry and even making utter fools of themselves ...   ::)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/72991e02.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/5f5cd787.gif)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/d7a66ef3.jpg)

 ::)
))
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Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 06:02:13 pm
((JBB tries not to snigger))

** Uh... ok, Guy. **

%% Sheesh, what a loser...%%

** How can I help? **


GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((is stung by JBB's reaction to his disorder. He thought he would understand him at least a little))


**
JBB, it's not easy to live with this thing. I have no control over it. It's a.... it's a disease.
**

((thinks for a moment to himself))

**
Maybe you can go in and find some way to clean up the red wine on the floor, or at least most of it, so I can go inside.
**
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Post by: opinionista on July 25, 2006, 06:04:26 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((looks over the scene slightly bored.))

Now calm down, Ennis! We'll get through this somehow. We always have afore. We just gotta get in there and get our sheep sorted out. The dogs'll help us.

((Jack is afraid to admit he's a little concerned himself, but the steamy way that Ennis's looking at him isn't helping him think any.))

((The bluehealer just heard Jack say that they were going to help untangle the sheep, and he's annoyed.))

The hell we are! Who are you kidding? We've been baby-sitting the sheep the whole time, while you two keep going at it, and we aren't getting paid!

((The blue healer sees one of his partners barfin and helping Jack and Ennis out))

Blue healer one: Hey! yo! hey! What do you think you're doing?
Blue healer two: What do you think? Helping out
Blue healer one: Get back here, NOW! they haven't worked shit all this time. Now is their turn.
The rest of the blue healers in unison: Yeah, he's right.
Blue healer three: we're going on a strike!
Blue healer two: Oh, ok
All in unisom: strike, strike, strike!!!!!


((Blue healer 3 joins his co workers who are sitting down watching Jack and Ennis untangle the sheep))

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Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 06:10:41 pm
((The bluehealer just heard Jack said that they were going to help, and he's annoyed.))

Like hell we are! Who are you kidding? We've been watching the sheep the whole time, while you two keep going at it, and we aren't getting paid!

((The blue healer sees one of his partners barfin and helping Jack and Ennis out))

Blue healer one: Hey! yo! hey! What are do you think doing?
Blue healer two: What do you think? Helping out
Blue healer one: Get back here! they haven't worked shit all this time. Now is their turn.
The rest of the blue healers in unison: Yeah, he's right.
Blue healer three: we're going on a strike!
Blue healer two: Oh, ok


((And joins his co workers who are sitting down watching Jack and Ennis untangle the sheep))


YOUNG JACK:

((lazily turns his gaze towards the dogs laying down on the job %%which as the dogs said were exactly what he and Ennis were doing, but still being a star of the show carried certain privileges%% and gives them the Jack look %% Uh huh, you know the one I'm talkin' about. %%))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/987c20e9.jpg)

Come on, boys. You mean to tell me that yur gonna let those sheep tell ya who's boss. I reckon ya'll will get juicy T-bone steaks for helpin' out here, too.
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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 06:12:46 pm
((

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/350af078.jpg)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/69635325.jpg)


))
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 25, 2006, 06:14:09 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

**
Maybe you can go in and find some way to clean up the red wine on the floor, or at least most of it, so I can go inside.
**
[/b]

** Well, I gotta tell ya Guy, if it's moppin' up ya need then I'm the wrong... er... utensil for ya. My bud TERRY CLOTH... it's more his kinda bag. **

((JBB suddenly remembers...))

%% Goddammit...TERRY!... THAT'S what I wuz supposed to be doin'! %%
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Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 06:17:14 pm
** Well, I gotta tell ya Guy, if it's moppin' up ya need then I'm the wrong... er... utensil for ya. My bud TERRY CLOTH... it's more his kinda bag. **


GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):


**
That's a great idea, JBB. We have such a creative cast on this movie! Do you happen to know where he is right now? I could really use his help.
**
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Post by: opinionista on July 25, 2006, 06:23:40 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((lazily turns his gaze towards the dogs laying down on the job %%which as the dogs said were exactly what he and Ennis were doing, but still being a star of the show carried certain privileges%% and gives them the Jack look %% Uh huh, you know the one I'm talkin' about. %%))

Come on, boys. You mean to tell me that yur gonna let those sheep tell ya who's boss. I reckon ya'll will get juicy T-bone steaks for helpin' out here, too.

((Blue healer 1, doesn't believe Jack's words))

Blue healer 1: That's a lie, that's a lie! All you got is beans! We know, we heard you!!

All in unisom: liar, liar!!!! strike, strike, strike!!!
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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 25, 2006, 06:24:33 pm
~~Meanwhile, back on the mountain

SHEEPHERDER #1 and SHEEPHERDER #2 are surveying the puzzling scene of 2,000 sheep all networking together~~

SHEEPHERDER #1 (translated from the Spanish):
I swear! It looks like a Crosby Stills Nash & Young concert!! And with those red and blue brands, a pretty unlikely group if you ask me!

I think I will name this "Woolstock."


((Pulls a sheepskin of tequila out of vest, takes a swig, and hands to SHEEPHERDER #2))

That was some nite we had last nite at the Owl's treehouse!! Loved the tango and lobster. I told U there was two things I needed and that was it--tango and lobster!!
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 25, 2006, 06:26:04 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):


**
That's a great idea, JBB. We have such a creative cast on this movie! Do you happen to know where he is right now? I could really use his help.
**


** Well last I heard he was at OWLMA's place (ahem... we'll discuss Ms. OWLMA's salary and how the hell she can afford a pad like that later >:(). But I'm sure I heard him nearby. Maybe we can, like, team up and find him? Sniff... I miss my TERRY CLOTH...**
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Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 06:30:19 pm
((Blue healer 1, doesn't believe Jack's words))

Blue healer 1: That's a lie, that's a lie! All you got is beans! We know, we heard you!!

All in unison: liar, liar!!!! strike, strike, strike!!!


YOUNG JACK:

** You testin' me, dogs? Cause here is your moment ta shine. But ya gotta act now if you wanna get remembered in this film. And I will tell ya right now that you can be durn sure that those animal talent agents are out there watchin' this very scene. Some of em may be lookin' for a sheepherder or two for their next movie.**
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Post by: Daniel on July 25, 2006, 06:33:28 pm
** Well last I heard he was at OWLMA's place (ahem... we'll discuss Ms. OWLMA's salary and how the hell she can afford a pad like that later >:(). But I'm sure I heard him nearby. Maybe we can, like, team up and find him? Sniff... I miss my TERRY CLOTH...**

GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((something about the lament in her voice reminds him of Lucise's hasty retreat the previous night))


**
Everything will be allright, JBB. Let's look around and see if he's nearby... Do you think he could be in the tent? I didn't see him there last night.
**
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Post by: Becky on July 25, 2006, 06:36:26 pm
((Slurps pina colada, whilst wearing hawiian shirt and takes of sun glasses. Pina Colada of course goes straight through her))

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack....So what I miss?

%% Wahoo! My suspension is over now most of the touching(literally) scenes are gone. So who is ready to get this Crude party goin' again?%%

(( Opens suitcase full of toilet humour gags...))

who wants one?...A gag I mean! ;)


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Post by: Lynne on July 25, 2006, 06:37:52 pm
~~Meanwhile, back on the mountain

SHEEPHERDER #1 and SHEEPHERDER #2 are surveying the puzzling scene of 2,000 sheep all networking together~~

SHEEPHERDER #1 (translated from the Spanish):
I swear! It looks like a Crosby Stills Nash & Young concert!! And with those red and blue brands, a pretty unlikely group if you ask me!

I think I will name this "Woolstock."


((Pulls a sheepskin of tequila out of vest, takes a swig, and hands to SHEEPHERDER #2))

That was some nite we had last nite at the Owl's treehouse!! Loved the tango and lobster. I told U there was two things I needed and that was it--tango and lobster!!

((SHEEPHERDER #2 gratefully accepts the tequila and turns up the bottle, takes a healthy shot and passes the bottle back to SHEEPHERDER #1, licking her lips to get every last drop.))

~~The two things I'm most in need of at this moment are salt and lime, but I guess life is harder up on Broken-Arsed Mountain.  This sheepherdin' ain't for the faint of heart.  Tell you what, friend, 'Woolstock' is a mighty fine name for these events.  If things go much further down that path, maybe we can play in the mud and wash our hair in the rain ;) ~~
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Post by: Becky on July 25, 2006, 06:40:02 pm
Hey, #2! I'd watch that tequila...you never know who has #2d in it! ;D
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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 25, 2006, 07:06:05 pm
SHEEPHERDER#1:

A mudbath with you, mi amiga, would be a pleasure and so good for my complexion!! But first, take a look at these gringos draggin the sheep around, aren't they comical!! They don't know that sheep naturally follow their herder. Let's jes sit here and watch them overexert themselves!

((Looks at Jack more closely))

Funny, the blue-eyed one looks familiar...reminds me of a guy I ran into last summer on this mountain. It was after a storm too...a lightning storm. ((Lost in reverie))

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/Gaucho-at20workwsheep.jpg)

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Post by: Lumière on July 25, 2006, 07:11:37 pm
((Meanwhile ...
Indapaddock is grateful for a moment's peace.  While the actors struggle with untangling the herd, Lucise finds a nice quiet spot to focus on the one man main thing in his thoughts ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/88d1e8cb.jpg)

))

%%  Jeez, what am I doing?  I am getting weak in the knees just thinking of those silk shorts he had on..
%%

((Lucise hears snoring coming from the nearby bushes, and notices that it is the SLEEPING SHEEP, Vickee ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/341024f4.jpg)

))

= Vickee!  Why are you away from the herd?  You are missing a day's wages by dozing off over there!  =

(( Vickee ignores him, snoring even louder ..))

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Post by: RouxB on July 25, 2006, 11:41:38 pm
((warming up))








(http://www.hohnerusa.com/images/hchromatic_Chromonica-48.gif)
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Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 01:21:32 am
(( Meanwhile ..
Lucise returns to his trailer, haunted by thoughts he hasn't been able to get rid of all day long.  He walks into his trailer, glances at the table, notices that the note he left for Guy is gone.  He walks over to the bedroom, the bed is impeccably made up, the silk shorts and tiedyed tank folded neatly to the side.  Lucise walks over to the bed, picks up the tank top, caressing it tenderly in his hands and bringing it to his face, taking in the faint scent of Guy's cologne ..))

%% Jeez, I need to go take a shower ... I feel like I am spending way too much time in the bathroom lately .. ah well ...%%

(( He takes a quick shower, returns to the bedroom, picks up the tiedyed tank and puts it on .. his body tingling from the thought that Guy had worn this same tank the night before. ))

%%  What should I do?  call him? or not ...%%

((Lucise paces for a few minutes, walks over to the phone, picks it up and dials Guy's number ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/5380c23c.jpg)

))

**Hello?  Guy?  Lucise here ... **

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Post by: Pipedream on July 26, 2006, 01:07:37 pm
((On the mountain...))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/SchafeaussortierenKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 04:04:17 pm

**Hello?  Guy?  Lucise here ... **


GUY RAPHAELSON'S PHONE MAILBOX SERVICE:


**
Hello, this is Guy Raphaelson. I'm sorry I'm unable to take your call at the moment. I'm either with clients or on an important conference call. If you'd like to leave your name and number, I'll be happy to get back with you as soon as possible.....
..........
..........
BEEP
**
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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 04:08:47 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):


((hears his cellphone ringing in the tent, and almost goes in to answer it.... His hand freezes on the tentflap, the sight of the red wine spilled across the floor flashing into his mind. Stunned, he backs away from the flap, shaking his hand as though it had been burned.))

((He looks down at JBB with a little smile of regret.))


**
I hear hypnotherapy is a good treatment for most phobias. Do you think there are any hypnotherapists around?
**
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Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 04:33:48 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON'S PHONE MAILBOX SERVICE:


**
Hello, this is Guy Raphaelson. I'm sorry I'm unable to take your call at the moment. I'm either with clients or on an important conference call. If you'd like to leave your name and number, I'll be happy to get back with you as soon as possible.....
..........
..........
BEEP
**



**
Errr...Hey Guy!  It's Lucise.  Um, I .. I just wanted to see how you are doing today.
Hope you slept okay last night. Umm .. last night was a rough one for you, so I thought I'd see how you are doing today.
Umm .. you can call me back if you like!  I am sure we still got some business to take care of, errr.. wool business.
Jeez, I am rambling on and on .. Umm, call me anytime!  It's Lucise!
Bye!
**


%%  F--k!  %%

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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 05:11:59 pm
SHEEPHERDER#1:

A mudbath with you, mi amiga, would be a pleasure and so good for my complexion!! But first, take a look at these gringos draggin the sheep around, aren't they comical!! They don't know that sheep naturally follow their herder. Let's jes sit here and watch them overexert themselves!

((Looks at Jack more closely))

Funny, the blue-eyed one looks familiar...reminds me of a guy I ran into last summer on this mountain. It was after a storm too...a lightning storm. ((Lost in reverie))


YOUNG JACK:

((heaves a bleating sheep back to the group that he and Ennis had managed to round up already.))

Come on, dumbass sheep, get back there with yer family.

((as soon as the sheep has cleared the main tangle, it runs for the group. Jack wipes his brow with his kerchief, and grins at Ennis.))

Told ya this wouldn't be too hard. Kinda wish the paint brands had stayed on though. They wear off too quick.
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 26, 2006, 05:35:00 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

**
I hear hypnotherapy is a good treatment for most phobias. Do you think there are any hypnotherapists around?
**


((JBB looks at GUY and shakes his lid solemnly))

%% Jeez, this is gonna be harder than I thought. %%

** Well GUY, don't think there's much call fer hippytherapists up on Broken Arsed Mountain. We jest talk to the sheep when we need a friend. But buddy, ya kin talk ta me ya know... go on, let it aaaaaaall out...**

%% And then we can discuss that bird-brained OWLMA's exit from this production...%%
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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 05:41:39 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((sighs and shakes his head.))


**
I know.. it's so stupid. I feel so out of control of my life. Right now... I just missed that phone call. It could have been someone important... But did I go and get it? No! I stayed out here on this tent porch afraid of my own shadow. I... I... I don't know what to do about it...
**


((Guy refuses to cry over his life. He can change it, he knows he can. He just doesn't know how. After a moment of contemplating his sorry life, he looks down at JBB again.))


**
Do you want to look for Terry? I'll look around outside if you want to peek in the tent.
**
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 26, 2006, 05:55:00 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):


**
Do you want to look for Terry? I'll look around outside if you want to peek in the tent.
**


((JBB has an idea...))

** Guy, I have an idea... I know my TERRY CLOTH is around these here parts someplace. I can sense him. You know how that feels? Reckon we just need ta hold each other's hands... er... well... how about you jest hold me right in yer palm there?... that's it... and we shout fer TERRY. It'd be like you were shoutin' that there Erythydooleywotsit... er... phobia thing, right outa yer body. Kinda like a "lurgy begone!" exorcism. TERRY's bound ta hear us. Shall we give it a try? **

%% If it don't work I kin just skip him and get the hell outa Dodge. Find Terry myself... %%

** C'mon now Guy... altogether now - one... two... three... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! **
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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 05:59:24 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):


**
I guess we can try that... And it's Erythroenophobia. Should we count to three?
**
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 26, 2006, 06:05:43 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):


**
I guess we can try that... And it's Erythroenophobia. Should we count to three?
**


JBB:

** Er, yeah. I jest said that Guy. **

%% I'm beginning to think this boy ain't too bright. Thank God he's pretty. %%

** Now come on... feel that Earthyphoneyknob leavin' yer body fer good... do ya feel it?? Shout it Guy, shout it.

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **
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Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 06:12:23 pm
(( Meanwhile ..

Lucise paces in his trailer, wondering if he should try to call again or just wait till Guy calls back ..
He decides a lil fresh air would do him some good, so he steps out of the trailer ..
and who does he see out there?  Vickee the SLEEPING SHEEP .. ))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/5d506e11.jpg)


%% She must've followed me all the way back here ...%%

= Hey Vickee!  I really need to talk to someone right about now!  I could use a patient ear, even if it is a sleepy one!  There is this person I have been thinking about all day!  I dont know what has gotten into me really, but I cant stop thinking about him!  We are supposed to be working together on this new Broken Arsed Wool venture, but I think there is more to it than that .. at least from my end! 

So far, I have only spent one evening and night with him .. okay, not that kind of night!  Well, he is smart and cute and adorable .. okay, so he is afraid of red wine, but who's perfect?  I just think he is beautifully faulted  ;)!  I just called him and got his voice mail .. I dont know if I should call him again!  What if he calls me in a week or even two weeks time?  What'll I do then?
=


((Lucise looks over at Vickee, who is now snoring very audibly ...))

= I mean, I need to see him before that.  The other night was crazy, I could hardly get a wink of sleep knowing that he was only a few feet away in the bedroom .. I can't understand it!  I didn't realise I "liked boys" that way ...
Okay sure, I was obsessed with David Hasselhoff in Knight Rider ...

(http://www.mortystv.com/showcards/knight_rider.jpg)

.. Damn he was HOT and I had several..errr..dreams about him, but does that make me gay?  My head is a friggin' mess!  I can't think about this anymore .. it's doing my head in!

Umm .. Thanks for listening Vickee!
=


((Lucise turns abruptly, walks back into the trailer, slamming the door shut behind him .. leaving a snoring, droolly-mouthed SLEEPING SHEEP, Vickee sound asleep at the doorstep.))

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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 06:14:09 pm
JBB:

**TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **

((Enlivened by JBB's rancor and pure determination, Guy can only smile and join him in his primal roar.))


**TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **


((Still uncertain if it did any good, Guy acknowledged that the yell did thoroughly expand his lungs. He felt alive and his skin tingled a little. He grinned down at JBB.))


** Now what?! **
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 26, 2006, 06:24:22 pm

** Now what?! **


((Slightly embarrassed that TERRY CLOTH has not appeared...))

*Cough* **Er... good point Guy... ummmm... ah! I have another idea. How about if I go in there and cover up the wine stains with some o' the good stuff, so you don't see 'em? Then you could have a look round the tent and see if Terry's anywhere fer me? How's that sound? **

((Despite his initial misgivings, JBB is starting to like this boy and wants to help him. And he sure is purty... :P))
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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 06:31:15 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((Feeling a lot more courageous from his primal moment with nature, nods to JBB.))


**
That sounds like it would be okay. If you can get in there and somehow hide the red wine, I can go in without too much difficulty. If I can't find Terry, maybe I can at least grab my cellphone, then call someone to help us find him.
**


((Holds the tent flap open for JBB and puts him down on the floor.))
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 26, 2006, 06:35:32 pm
((JBB enters the tent and, after a mere 30 minutes of concentrated grunting and straining, has manged to cover up the worst of the wine stains))

JBB:

** All clear bud! You mind me askin' where this... er... rather unusual fear stems from? **
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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 06:43:51 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((enters the tent and wrinkles his nose as the scent of the wine accosts him. He looks around the tent: the candles on the table (those that weren't knocked over) had melted down to stubs, the wax ruining the tablecloth beneath them. The dinner he had worked so hard to prepare sat mostly untouched. He sighs then looks to make certain that JBB is alright.))

((shrugs and shakes his head))


**
I don't know. I've had it for as long as I can remember. But I heard once that irrational fears are deeply rooted in the subconscious... so I think something must have happened. I don't know what though.... Let me grab my cellphone and then we'll look for Terry. He could be hiding in here somewhere, too, especially if he thinks that owl's still after him.
**


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Post by: saucycobblers on July 26, 2006, 07:00:13 pm
((JBB, feeling spent after all the straining, relaxes on the deep shagpile carpet adorning the floor of the luxury tent))

** I must say Guy, this is a mighty fine place ya got here. Ya must be goin' places in the Marketing Advisory business. Ya mind if I take a nap? I need ta... er... recharge a little. If you'd jest lay me on that nice soft pillow ya have on that there bed a yourn, that'd be just dandy. **

((JBB nods off and begins to snore gently))
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Post by: Meryl on July 26, 2006, 07:06:16 pm

Owl Olivia:

** Hey folks! Cheers for yer good wishes and the energy an all! Makes me already feel much better! **  ::)


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleimPatientenzimmer2.jpg)

HIGH PRIESTESS ( accompanied by Olli and wearing her nicest winged hat to make Olivia feel at ease):

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Nilsson_helmet.jpg)

** Olivia, dear, I saw your plaintive plea for some proteins, so Olli and I have brought you a nice trio of likkered up mice we found staggering about the compound.  They won't feel a thing when you have them for dinner, and you'll have your cocktail included! **

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/d7a66ef3.jpg)

** Bon appetit! **
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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 07:10:52 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((As JBB sleeps on the fluffy pillow, Guy quickly dresses in something less... well, muddy and then picks up his cellphone to check his messages. He goes out the tent's back flap and sits on the warm bench to avoid disturbing JBB))


**
Errr...Hey Guy!  It's Lucise.  Um, I .. I just wanted to see how you are doing today.
Hope you slept okay last night. Umm .. last night was a rough one for you, so I thought I'd see how you are doing today.
Umm .. you can call me back if you like!  I am sure we still got some business to take care of, errr.. wool business.
Jeez, I am rambling on and on .. Umm, call me anytime!  It's Lucise!
Bye!
**




** Oh, Geez. Lucise. **


((worried and a little bashful for some unknown reason, Guy quickly dials Lucise back...))


**Hello, Lucise? It's Guy...**
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Post by: DeeDee on July 26, 2006, 07:37:32 pm
YOUNG JACK:

** You testin' me, dogs? Cause here is your moment ta shine. But ya gotta act now if you wanna get remembered in this film. And I will tell ya right now that you can be durn sure that those animal talent agents are out there watchin' this very scene. Some of em may be lookin' for a sheepherder or two for their next movie.**



YOUNG ENNIS:


(( Ennis and Jack mount their horses and ride up to new pasture, with less than the 1,000 sheep.))

Hope Aguirre don't know how ta count.  We shur have a lot less than when we came up here.  I should stay up here with 'em tonight, don't need no more trouble.

(( Ennis looks over at Jack hoping he stays with him, but Jack is looking down playing his harmonica.))
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Post by: RouxB on July 26, 2006, 08:22:04 pm
(http://www.hohnerusa.com/images/hchromatic_Chromonica-48.gif)

((smiles evilly)) Let me see if I can scare them sheep off.

(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumbimg_23/1127813747m8bD14.jpg) (http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumbimg_23/1127813747m8bD14.jpg)
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumbimg_23/1127813747m8bD14.jpg) (http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumbimg_23/1127813747m8bD14.jpg)
He never shoulda sat on me...
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Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 08:39:19 pm
((Lucise , now very visibly stressed and agitated, sits down on the edge of the bed, his head in his hands ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/c892ed8f.jpg)

))

%%  I am going outta my friggin' mind ..  %%

(( He is awakened from his reverie when he hears his phone ringing.  He jumps to his feet  .. ))

%% Sh!t!  It could be Guy .. %%


GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

** Oh, Geez. Lucise. **


((worried and a little bashful for some unknown reason, Guy quickly dials Lucise back...))


**Hello, Lucise? It's Guy...**


%% YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!  %%

**
Umm .. Hey Guy!  How are ya doing?  I hope you are feeling better today?
I was sure you would be doing just great after a good night's rest, I didn't give it a moment's thought ..
**


%% What a horrible liar I am ... :-\  %%
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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 08:44:39 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((His heart leaps to his throat when he hears Lucise's voice.))


**
Oh Lucise... I've had such a terrible day. I've been trying to get back into the tent to get my stuff, but the wine... It was still in there... Oh god! I'm okay. I managed to get through it with some help from my friend JBB, but I feel so lonely now. I mean... I don't even know why I told you that... Umm, can you come over, just for a minute or two...?
**
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Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 09:04:42 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((His heart leaps to his throat when he hears Lucise's voice.))


**
Oh Lucise... I've had such a terrible day. I've been trying to get back into the tent to get my stuff, but the wine... It was still in there... Oh god! I'm okay. I managed to get through it with some help from my friend JBB, but I feel so lonely now. I mean... I don't even know why I told you that... Umm, can you come over, just for a minute or two...?
**


%% OMG OMG OMG!  Did he just ask me to come over?  :D  %%

**
Sure, I'll be over there in a sec!  And I don't have to be around only for a minute or two .. I could stay abit longer .. you know, keep you company.  Fact is, I been having a pretty rough day myself and I could use the pleasure of ..ummm... **
  %% your incredibly sexy body %%  ** .. of your company.**

((Lucise blushes fiercely ..))

** See you in a lil while!  **


%% OMG OMG OMG!   %%

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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 09:11:00 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((Is visibly relieved when Lucise says he can come over.))


**
Oh, thank you, Lucise. I don't mean to be such a problem for anyone, but thank you.... from the bottom of my heart. I'll see you in a few minutes, I hope.
**


((Lucise's farewell trails off in his mind, echoing gently against the chaotic images that still remained there. Guy reviewed the events of the day silently, uncertain of where his life was going next. The images of the red wine returned to him again, and he forcefully pushed them away, feeling somewhere between being the author of his destiny and being a tattered page in the wind. A single tear slipped down his cheek and he quickly raised his hand to wipe it away.))
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Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 09:30:11 pm
** A Moment **

I just wanted to bring another lighted candle here for our dear Chris.
Chris, you are THE PRODUCER of this here production,
we need you to come check out what a beautiful work of art and chaos it has become.
 :-*

(http://www.ranablog.com/gallery/burning_candle.jpg)

With all our Light and Love!


**

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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 09:34:57 pm
And remember, Chris,

T H E    S H O W    M U S T    G O   O N !
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Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 09:35:41 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((Is visibly relieved when Lucise says he can come over.))


**
Oh, thank you, Lucise. I don't mean to be such a problem for anyone, but thank you.... from the bottom of my heart. I'll see you in a few minutes, I hope.
**


((Lucise's farewell trails off in his mind, echoing gently against the chaotic images that still remained there. Guy reviewed the events of the day silently, uncertain of where his life was going next. The images of the red wine returned to him again, and he forcefully pushed them away, feeling somewhere between being the author of his destiny and being a tattered page in the wind. A single tear slipped down his cheek and he quickly raised his hand to wipe it away.))


(( Lucise busies himself with getting ready, his heart pounding in his chest.
He goes into the bathroom for yet another shower, puts on the cleanest clothes he can find and heads over to meet Guy ..))

%% I am a nervous wreck!  Lucise ..calm down ..%%

((He arrives at the Meeting Tent, and walks in ... his heart pounding in his chest.  He makes an effort to calm and steady himself .. ))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/a4631b1f.jpg)


**  Hey Guy!  **


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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 09:42:36 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((Smiles at Lucise when he arrives and comes up close enough to whisper in his ear.))


**
Let's go in the back, JBB is sleeping on the bed.
**


((He quietly leads Lucise to the bench behind the tent and sits down, waiting for Lucise to join him.  Feeling relaxed, he unties his tie and opens his top shirt button.))


**
Thank you for coming, Lucise. I'm... I'm still not sure what came over me earlier today... This thing.... It's not the easiest in the world to live with.
**


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Post by: Meryl on July 26, 2006, 09:45:39 pm

I just wanted to bring another lighted candle here for our dear Chris.
Chris, you are THE PRODUCER of this here production,
we need you to come check out what a beautiful work of art and chaos it has become.

With all our Light and Love!

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/Bluehills.jpg)

YEEHAW
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Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 09:58:29 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

**
Thank you for coming, Lucise. I'm... I'm still not sure what came over me earlier today... This thing.... It's not the easiest in the world to live with.
**


(( Lucise, feeling strangely calmer now that he is this close to Guy, smiles back at him warmly ..))

** I am here to help if I can be of any assistance at all.  And don't worry about last night .. I understand.  **

((Lucise fidgets alittle, his hands in his pockets, looking at his feet; his heart starting to race ..))


** Do you think we should get out of here?  Go for a walk, grab a bite to eat, or something?  I dont have to worry about the sheep for a few hours, so we can keep each other company for abit .. ummm... what do you think?
**


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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 10:04:47 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((smiles at Lucise))


**
I'd like that, I really would... But, I don't feel like we should leave JBB here alone. He's had a tough day. And we've still got to look for Terry. He's missing.
**


((Looks into Lucise's eyes for a moment, not certain what to expect there. He's not sure why, but Lucise is so easy to trust and share with.))


**
Maybe if we don't go too far, JBB will be alright. We can walk around for a bit.
**
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Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 10:43:48 pm
((Lucise looks dreamily at Guy .. forgetting for a second that Guy had just spoken and was waiting for him to respond .. ))

** Oh ... yeah!  While I am here, why don't we look for Terry in the tent?  Can't hurt right? **

((They both walk back into the tent, silently, trying not to wake JBB.  Lucise walks over to the side of the bed, he looks down at his feet, feeling like he'd just stepped on something very soft and fluffy...))

** GUY..!! I think we found 'em, he was lying here fast asleep, practically under the bed!  I wonder how he got here ..**


((Guy walks over to where Lucise is standing, picks up Terry from the floor, slowly and gently, folds him up neatly and takes him to the bed.  Lucise watches as Guy gently lifts up JBB and places him ontop of his beloved WarshRag, Terry .. the two now sleeping in peaceful communion ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/b0e86905.jpg)

))

%%  I wish he could hold me the way he handled that warshrag ..%%


** JBB will be so relieved to wake up in Terry's fluffy loops !
Ah!  Love is in the air ...
**


%% Sh!t!  Why T F did I say that ...%%


** Umm..Guy, let's leave these two be for a while.  Fancy that walk now?  **

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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 10:55:01 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((Looks at JBB and Terry lying together on the bed; he smiles at the scene, allowing the peace of the moment to overtake him.))

((When Lucise addresses him again, he looks up and nods, still smiling.))


**
Alright. I'm glad they're together now.
**

((His eyes twinkle with laughter.))

**
Ambulate on, courageous leader!
**

((As they silently slip outside, Guy becomes aware of Lucise's easy gait, his presence and carriage, and how different it was from his own. Guy tried to relax his body as they walked outside through fallen leaves.))

((Very softly, Guy speaks aloud to Lucise.))

**
Is there something you wanted to talk about, Lucise? Maybe I can help you with something... the way you helped me yesterday and today...**
((laughs softly at himself)) ** I don't know why I'm telling you this... but you're so easy to talk to.... Maybe there's somethiing you want to say to me too?
**

((Guy waits quietly as they continue their slow walk for Lucise to say something.))
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Post by: Lumière on July 26, 2006, 11:25:39 pm
(( As Lucise and Guy walk at a relaxed pace ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/2c42d602.jpg)

..Lucise thinks of how to answer Guy's question.))

%%  How can he tell that I have this heavy load on my chest right this minute.
This guy just gets more incredible by the minute .. %%

((Lucise lets out a nervous laugh ..))

**
Umm, Guy, I .... I don't know if I can really tell you what is on my mind.
I mean, we only met really recently and I just ...
Damn, this is so hard .. umm, I am really enjoying your company.
You are ..umm, well you are a very smart person and I could really learn alot from you ..
**


%% WTF am I talking about .. ??? %%

** Ummm, I mean you are great! Umm ...  **


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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2006, 11:39:40 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((reaches over and puts a finger across Lucise's lips, hushing him. He doesn't seem to realize how intimate that gesture is.))


**
Shh, Lucise. Its all right. You don't have to tell me if you don't want to...
I am just trying to be there for you, the same way you were there for me when I became hysterical last night.
The same way you were there for me today when I asked you to come over.
The same way you were there for me last night when I had disgraced myself in the mud.
The same way you were there for me this morning when you made me breakfast.
I didn't ask you to do any of that, and you did it anyway....
**

((Guy pauses for a moment, trying to put his feelings into words.))

**
No one has done all those things for me.
The last time I had a hysterical attack due to my Erythroenophobia, people just stared and laughed.
You didn't. You probably wanted to, and I can accept that. But you didn't.
**

((Guy leans back for a moment, looking up into Lucise's eyes. His eyes burned with unshed tears, but he wouldn't disgrace himself again. Not in front of Lucise.))

**
You're.... different, Lucise. You care.... about me. And thats not something I'm used to.
**
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Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 12:07:09 am
((Lucise lowers his head, overwhelmed by Guy's touch, his proximity, his words, his tears .. Lucise keeps his eyes low, hiding the tears rapidly forming in them.. ))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/66cb3043.jpg)


** Guy ..you have no idea .. Umm, nobody's ever said words like that to me before.  I am just a sheep trainer, I don't know too much, but ...I mean, you have no idea what your words mean to me .. **


((Lucise musters up the courage to look into Guy's eyes ..))

**Guy, the truth is, well ... truth is, .. promise me that you won't freak out if I tell you ..
**


((Guy's gaze into Lucise's eyes is all the answer he needs ...))

** Well, truth is, I dint sleep much last night .. and umm, I have been a bundle of nerves all day!  I have been dying to talk to someone and I was kinda hoping that I'd see you today.  You see, after our evening yesterday, I can't stop thinking about you and ..f--k, I am sorry, I hope I have not offended you.  I must sound like a lunatic..  I mean, when I saw you last night in those silk shorts, I felt something .. not sure what .. but I felt like I wanted to spend more time with you and get to know you and .. shit .. I am going on and on again ..
**


((Lucise quickens his pace a little, his face hot with embarassment, fear, shame? ..))

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Post by: Daniel on July 27, 2006, 12:13:30 am
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((Guy looks at Lucise with gentle empathy... He knows Lucise is trying to tell him something important.))


**
Lucise? Perhaps it would help you if I told you that I want you to tell me. Whatever it is thats on your chest? I want to know. I want to share it with you. If its a problem we can figure it out together. If its something sad, I'll help you mourn.... If you just want to stand here silently, I'll stand here with you. Whatever you want to do, I'm okay with it.
**
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Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 12:34:57 am
(( Lucise's tears roll at Guy's words ..))

**
Umm, thank you!  You are so kind!
Okay ..I'll tell you .. I'll try to tell you ..
**


((Lucise sniffs and looks at Guy, his eyes glittering with fresh tears ..))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/25dc27d7.jpg)                 (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/5f421cd8.jpg)

**
Guy, I am attracted to you..ok?  I am attracted to you!  I think you are beautiful and you have shown me how kind and thoughtful you are.  I have never felt this way about another person before, and certainly not another man! ... There is something about you that I am so attracted to.. please, dont get angry or anything.  Umm, I have been wondering what the hell is wrong with me all day today.  I know I just met you and all that, I cant even understand why I am feeling like this.  But last night, after you fell asleep in my bed, I walked in there and saw you looking so peaceful and so beautiful ..I..well I felt like touching your body so bad!
**


((Lucise looks at his feet again, a lonesome tear from his eye hits the ground .. ))

**
I dont know what I can say now or what to do, but you asked, so I've told ya ..
**


((he wipes off another tear running down his cheek ..))



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Post by: Daniel on July 27, 2006, 12:55:45 am
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((Guy was struck dumb by Lucise's outpouring of emotion.))

%% Me? Beautiful? I don't think so. I mean, I've always tried to keep a professional appearance, but I'm nothing special. I mean I'm not extremely attractive like Lucise is, with his rugged airs and self ease... %%

((Stricken, Guy eases away from Lucise. He turns away for a moment, trying to find the right words without letting his confusing emotions become apparent to Lucise.))

**
I..... I don't know what to say, Lucise. I'm certainly not beautiful.... And when you say attracted, you mean in a sexual way? **
((At Lucise's nod, Guy sucks in his breath)) ** I don't know.... I can't breathe right now... Let me think for a moment, okay?
**

((Guy had to sort out his own feelings before pursuing anything like this. He was hardly in control of his life right now, and he badly wanted Lucise's companionship.... But sex?.... That wasn't something he gave much thought to, unless his career required him to. He walked a few paces away from Lucise and crouched down on the ground, almost kneeling.... He very badly needed to think, to get his thoughts in order, to try to take control of a life that was rapidly escaping him. He wanted to get back to his briefcase and reoorganize his folders, going through one paper at a time, identifying it, and placing it in its correct folder, sometimes arranged alphabetically, sometimes by date, sometimes by order of importance, sometimes by most recent use.... After a moment, he stood up.))

**
Lucise, there are a lot of things you don't know about me yet... I like you... a lot. But I've got a lot of things to work out in my life before I can get into something like that..... I... I hope you can understand that. I wish I could... Maybe then I would feel more like myself, and not someone placed in this world without some sense of where I'm going or who I am or what I'm doing.
**

((Guy cringed inwardly as he waited for Lucise's response.))
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Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 01:12:34 am
%%
F--k!  F**K!!
I knew I shoulda kept my mouth shut!  Now I have freaked him out completely ..
f...!
%%

((Lucise takes a moment to let Guy's words sink in ... he can feel his hands sweating, his face and ears burning ..))

** Guy .. I am sorry!  Forget I said anything!  Shit!  I am an idiot!  I am sorry ..
I mean, I am sure this is a phase or some kind of thing I am going through .. as a matter of fact, I have been kicked in the head by alot of sheep in my day, maybe it is finally catching up with me ..
**


((Lucise smiles absent-mindedly ... looking yet again, at his feet ..))

**
I hope you won't be uncomfortable working with me now.  I hope this doesn't jeopardise my Broken Arsed Woolen Ecstacy endorsement .. I .. I have been silly.  Forget I said anything ..okay?

I should get back to my trailer, and to the sheep ..
Thanks for not laughing while I cried like a girl and made a complete ass of myself ..
**


((Lucise smiles shyly .. squirming under Guy's intense gaze ..))

** I'll talk to you later Guy!  Have a good night! **

(( At that, Lucise turns around and walks off with a stiff gait, completely lost and unsure of what had just happened ..))

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Post by: Daniel on July 27, 2006, 06:13:15 am
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((Guy looks up as Lucise walks off, noting with sadness how changed he is. He knew that Lucise had poured out his heart to him, and that he hadn't given the response that he wanted to hear. For a moment he considered calling out to him, calling him back, but... he didn't think he could do that. Not now. Maybe someday.))

%%
Someday may be too late, you idiot! You hurt him..... bad.
%%

((Guy hangs his head shamefully. He didn't mean to hurt Lucise, he really hadn't.... but those words made his head spin. That wasn't a sensation he liked. Bitter cold winds rushed by him again and he made his way back to the Meeting Tent, hoping that Lucise was still there for some reason but knowing he would not be.))
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Post by: Meryl on July 27, 2006, 11:32:18 am
((After Olivia and Olli share their supper of soused mouse, the High Priestess looks thoughtful))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/screechowlbaby.jpg)

** Olivia, it's curious, but the more I look at Olli, the more it seems he reminds me of someone.  I can't imagine who.  I really have very few owlish acquaintances.  He is such a fluffy li'l darlin,' isn't he? **
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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 27, 2006, 11:46:12 am
~~Meanwhile, on the trail to the tent....~~

SHEEPHERDER #1: (translated from the Spanish)

It has been a very long day of watching those gringos try to untangle sheep. I admit I am xhausted. I hope those other two strange gentlemen are finished using our tent because I long to return there and take a siesta.
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Post by: Pipedream on July 27, 2006, 01:14:52 pm
** Olivia, it's curious, but the more I look at Olli, the more it seems he reminds me of someone.  I can't imagine who.  I really have very few owlish acquaintances.  He is such a fluffy li'l darlin,' isn't he? **

((After that delicious soused mouse supper, Owl Olivia is feeling quite a bit tipsy and quite talkative, so does Olli...))  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/OlliundOliviaimKrankenhaus.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 27, 2006, 02:25:58 pm


YOUNG ENNIS:


(( Ennis and Jack mount their horses and ride up to new pasture, with less than the 1,000 sheep.))

Hope Aguirre don't know how ta count.  We shur have a lot less than when we came up here.  I should stay up here with 'em tonight, don't need no more trouble.

(( Ennis looks over at Jack hoping he stays with him, but Jack is looking down playing his harmonica.))

YOUNG JACK:

((plays an old Rodeo tune on the harmonica.... "Don't Let Him Sit On You" which for some reason comes out horrible... He looks over and grins at Ennis, trying to keep from laughing as he plays a sour noted rendition.))
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Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 02:37:00 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((plays an old Rodeo tune on the harmonica.... "Don't Let Him Sit On You" which for some reason comes out horrible... He looks over and grins at Ennis, trying to keep from laughing as he plays a sour noted rendition.))


((

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/834c1ee3.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/2e9b43ac.jpg)

))

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Post by: Daniel on July 27, 2006, 02:39:23 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR):

((Guy looks up as Lucise walks off, noting with sadness how changed he is. He knew that Lucise had poured out his heart to him, and that he hadn't given the response that he wanted to hear. For a moment he considered calling out to him, calling him back, but... he didn't think he could do that. Not now. Maybe someday.))

%%
Someday may be too late, you idiot! You hurt him..... bad.
%%

((Guy hangs his head shamefully. He didn't mean to hurt Lucise, he really hadn't.... but those words made his head spin. That wasn't a sensation he liked. Bitter cold winds rushed by him again and he made his way back to the Meeting Tent, hoping that Lucise was still there for some reason but knowing he would not be.))

GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Quietly enters the tent. He looks around but sees no sign of Lucise.... He sighs quietly in an effort to release the tight pressure off his chest. JBB and Terry are still sleeping on the bed. Guy rebuttons his collar and reties his tie. He still has meetings to get to today... And contracts that needed signing. He opens his briefcase and looks at the file folders there, where his own printing is neat and legible even in the dim light of the tent: Jack's Body Butter, Terry Cloth, Owl Olivia, Lucise Indapaddock. Guy picks up the last file folder gently and opens it, looking at the files inside. Lucise still had to sign his contracts. Guy wasn't certain if he could meet with him again, not face to face.... He didn't want to hurt Lucise anymore than he already had..... and he certainly didn't want to be hurt anymore himself.))

((He places the folders gently back in his briefcase, grabs his suitcase and quietly heads toward the tent flap, looking back and wondering if he should stay for JBB and Terry. They looked so vulnerable and exhausted.))
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Post by: Meryl on July 27, 2006, 02:48:10 pm
((After that delicious soused mouse supper, Owl Olivia is feeling quite a bit tipsy and quite talkative, so does Olli...))  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/OlliundOliviaimKrankenhaus.jpg)

** GASP!! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/wideeye.jpg)

((The High Priestess looks again at Olli))

** Son of a cloth! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Jenufa.jpg)

** By all that's Brokeback, where will it all end?!  He's not only shamelessly punning and padding his role, inciting all the other Relics to revolt, and kissing up to Heath like there's no tomorrow.  Now he's debauching owls and taking up with tubes!  It's too much, too much! **
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Post by: nakymaton on July 27, 2006, 03:03:18 pm
**Meanwhile, somewhere in the Pacific Ocean...**

SNOW (or the various water molecules that will eventually become SNOW):

((The water molecules gaze upwards, seeking the attention of the SUN. They concentrate very hard, then evaporate, launching themselves at the sky...

...only to fall, once again, as rain on the ocean.))
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Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 03:24:32 pm
((Meanwhile ...
Lucise now back at his trailer, collapses on his bed, his head in his hands.))

%%
Oh god!  What in the f--k have I done?  What must Guy be thinking of me now?
What am I gonna do now? 

Pull yourself together Lucise!  You are acting like a lovesick slip of a girl.
You just met this Guy guy, I mean, he ain't all that special, is he?
Ok..so he is intelligent, thoughtful, caring, and drop-dead gorgeous.  That ain't all
that special is it?  Yeah, sure I feel like melting when he looks at me, and he smells
like heaven, but so what?  I can live without all that, right?

Aww .. f---!  Who am I kidding?

%%


((Lucise closes his eyes, dreaming of being by Guy's side again ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/fe1147b8.jpg)

))


%% He must think I am a desperate loser who has been spending way too much time with his damn sheep!  %%

((Lucise tosses and turns on the bed, the tightness below his belt revealing his excitement at the thoughts of Guy ..))

%%  I need a drink, a large one ...  I bet he has a large ...
Oh grow up Lucise!  Argh!
%%


(( Still lost in his thoughts, Lucise unbuckles his belt and unzips his pants, as he heads over to the kitchen to fix himself a gin and tonic ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/61623707.jpg)

))
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Post by: Pipedream on July 27, 2006, 03:26:08 pm
** GASP!! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/wideeye.jpg)

((The High Priestess looks again at Olli))

** Son of a cloth! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Jenufa.jpg)

** By all that's Brokeback, where will it all end?!  He's not only shamelessly punning and padding his role, inciting all the other Relics to revolt, and kissing up to Heath like there's no tomorrow.  Now he's debauching owls and taking up with tubes!  It's too much, too much! **



(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleimPatientenzimmer6.jpg)

((From under her feathers, Olivia produces a little brooch...))  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulenbrosche.jpg)
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Post by: nakymaton on July 27, 2006, 04:05:12 pm
**...some time after the sheep have gotten sorted out...**

SNOW:

((The water molecules, jealous of all the attention being focused on some mountain range in Wyoming, leap into the air again and this time manage to hitch a ride on the jet stream...))

(http://www.terradaily.com/images/storm-system-pacific-northwest-coast-satellite-bg.jpg)

((...sneak past the Cascades...))

(http://www.us-parks.com/pub/pages/mount_rainier/rainier003.jpg)

((...and arrive in Wyoming in the dead of night.))

(http://imagesource.art.com/images/-/Jimmy-Chin/View-of-the-setting-moon-over-Grand-Teton-National-Park-Photographic-Print-C11977465.jpeg)

%
Yeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaa!! I've been wanting to go on a ski vacation for years.
%

((Looks at tent.))

%
This is NOT my idea of fine accomodations. Where's the lift? What's that smell?

I want a ride to Jackson Hole, dammit. And I want it NOW.

%

((Stamps foot.))
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Post by: Daniel on July 27, 2006, 04:07:56 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Quietly enters the tent. He looks around but sees no sign of Lucise.... He sighs quietly in an effort to release the tight pressure off his chest. JBB and Terry are still sleeping on the bed. Guy rebuttons his collar and reties his tie. He still has meetings to get to today... And contracts that needed signing. He opens his briefcase and looks at the file folders there, where his own printing is neat and legible even in the dim light of the tent: Jack's Body Butter, Terry Cloth, Owl Olivia, Lucise Indapaddock. Guy picks up the last file folder gently and opens it, looking at the files inside. Lucise still had to sign his contracts. Guy wasn't certain if he could meet with him again, not face to face.... He didn't want to hurt Lucise anymore than he already had..... and he certainly didn't want to be hurt anymore himself.))

((He places the folders gently back in his briefcase, grabs his suitcase and quietly heads toward the tent flap, looking back and wondering if he should stay for JBB and Terry. They looked so vulnerable and exhausted.))

((Guy's cellphone starts ringing... Hoping it is Lucise, he quickly turns it on and lifts it to his ear, as he slips out the tent as quietly as possible.))

**
Hello, Lucise? I - Oh... Yes sir..... Yes sir..... I'm right on top of that, sir.... I'll have them signed by tomorrow evening.
**

((With a heavy sigh, Guy lowers the cellphone from his ear and puts it in his pocket. The contracts have to be signed as soon as possible. JBB and Terry were asleep, and he didn't know where Owl Olivia was, but he could at least find Lucise's trailer, see if he was still awake, and get him to sign those contracts.))

((The dark clouds now rushing in on set was a sure sign to Guy that snow was coming. It was kind of sudden, but a lot of sudden things had been happening to him since he came on set as Marketing Advisor))

((In the icy wind, Guy realized he forgot to bring a winter coat with him to the set. All he had was his wool suit. He reached Lucise's trailer and knocked on the door.))

**
Lucise...?
**
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Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 05:00:50 pm
(( Lucise was looking out of his trailer window .. trying to sort out some of his liquored-up, hazy thoughts ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/8c811c61.jpg)


.. when he heard a sharp knock on the door .. ))



**
Lucise...?
**



%% Who could it be?  Can't a man get a moment's peace to wallow in alcohol and self-pity?  >:(
%%


((He walks over to the door, opens it abruptly .. ))


** Sh!t!  Guy .. **


((Lucise looks down at his half-naked body, feeling very self-conscious as Guy's eyes roam lazily, taking in his bare chest and boxers.  Lucise takes a step back, his face now beet-red .. ))

** Guy!  Ummm, I wasn't expecting you at the door just now!
Please, come in .. I better go put some clothes on ..
**


%% Now God only knows what he thinks of me!  Crap! %%


(( Lucise hurries off to the bedroom ... ))


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Post by: Daniel on July 27, 2006, 05:12:44 pm

** Guy!  Ummm, I wasn't expecting you at the door just now!
Please, come in .. I better go put some clothes on ..
**


(( Lucise hurries off to the bedroom ... ))


GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy's face burns bright red when he sees who opens the door. Fortunately, its cold enough, that his face is already a little red. He steps neatly into the trailer and closes the door behind him.))

**
Sorry to bother you again, Lucise. I was hoping you'd be awake, we need to get these documents signed. And then I'll get out of your hair. I should really get off set and see if I can find a hotel room or something, although the tent was nice. It's just gotten very cold really fast, so I don't think that's the best place to stay tonight... I hope JBB and Terry will be all right. I had to leave them there before I realized this cold front was moving in tonight.
**

%% Oh my god, am I blabbing like an idiot. I never blab like an idiot. Calm down, Guy and say what you have to say, slowly. %%

**
Anyway, to make a long story short, I just came to get your signature on these papers, and then I'll get out of here..
**


((Guy places his suitcase on the floor and puts his briefcase on a nearby surface. He opens it and pulls out the folder marked with Lucise's name.))



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Post by: nakymaton on July 27, 2006, 05:28:22 pm
SNOW:

((The snow begins to pile up... on the mountain tops, on the pup tent, on YOUNG JACK's tent, on the backs of the sheep and horses and mules, on LUCISE INDAPADDOCK's trailer...

Although the snow around YOUNG ENNIS's tent isn't deep enough to go over the tops of his boots, it somehow manages to pile up a six-foot high drift outside the door of LUCISE's trailer.))

Oh the weather outside is frightful
but the fire is so delightful...



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 06:01:14 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**
Anyway, to make a long story short, I just came to get your signature on these papers, and then I'll get out of here..
**
[/b]

((Guy places his suitcase on the floor and puts his briefcase on a nearby surface. He opens it and pulls out the folder marked with Lucise's name.))


%% Sh!t! Shit!  He is sitting over there now waiting ... &%^&!  What am I gonna wear??
Boy, I really need to get some laundry done around here.. %%


((Lucise finally finds something presentable, puts it on and heads back out to meet Guy in the main room ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/5be50c65.jpg)

))

** Gee .. I am sorry about opening the door in that state.  I been having a lil bit to drink and I guess I was feeling abit uninhibited, you know?  Good thing you didn't find me naked or nothing ...
**


%% Lucise!  Shut up NOW!!  :-\  %%

((Lucise blushes wildly, walks over to where Guy is sitting, nervously fidgetting with his fingers.  He glances over to the little table beside them and sees a folder:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/30f9ea0f.jpg)

))

%%  Ah, so he did come over here for me to sign stuff.. :( %%


** So ... what do you need me to sign?  **


((Lucise looks down at the papers, doing everything he can to avoid Guy's eyes. ))

%% I can't pretend as if nothing happened earlier ..what to do ...what to do ..??  %%
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Post by: Daniel on July 27, 2006, 06:20:47 pm

** So ... what do you need me to sign?  **


GUY RAPHAELSON:

((flips open the folder and stands up so that Lucise can sit down where he was and see it better. He fishes for a pen in his coat pocket, black ink of course, and then turns to Lucise with a professional smile. As Lucise sits down, Guy catches what his blue tanktop says and blushes again, clearing his throat to recover quickly.))

**
Ahem, sorry. Well, this first one here is the standard legal release. Basically, it just says you won't sue anyone if something bad happens. You'll want to sign here, here, and here, and initial and date here.
**

((Guy leans over Lucise to point to where he needs to sign, smelling the mountain air that always seems to follow him wherever he goes and the strong scent of alcohol. Far from being unpleasant, Guy thought it was an enthralling aroma and leaned closer to breathe in Lucise's scent.))

**
And then this second one here is your contract for representation of OOC Productions through my Marketing firm Un Limited. That'll put into effect everything we discussed earlier. Your commission and compensation benefits are also listed there for your review. You just need to initial these first two pages and then sign and date the last one.
**

((The wind howled against the trailer ==Sorry, Elle== and Guy shivered thinking about the cold air he would have to endure later that night.))

**
And the third one is a Writ of Exclusiveness. It means that you while you're representing OOC Productions you are obliged to work only for them, and that you agree not to represent or endorse any products or services not associated with OOC Productions or Broken Arsed Mountain Film, LTD. Normally it would have been included in your contract, but for some reason it was left out, so they had to create a whole new legal document. Only one page in this one, so just sign and date it.
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 06:50:02 pm
%%
Try to look as if you are paying attention to what he is saying ..
How can I?  He is leaning in so close to me ..
I missed everything he just said there .. If I ask him to repeat it, I'll look like a first class idiot!
I better just shut up and sign the damn papers ..
%%

** Sure .. I understand completely! **

((Lucise takes the pen from Guy's hand, their fingers brushing, setting Lucise's heart a-pounding and his hands shaking slightly.  He tries to focus on what he is writing ...

(http://www.scitech-consultants.co.uk/images/hand_pen_pic.jpg)

))

** Done .. **

((Lucise hands the papers back to Guy, unconsciously licking his lips as he watched Guy.  Almost abruptly, Lucise stands up from where he is sitting, walks over to the window, peering outside for a moment.  He looks back at Guy ..))


** I guess that means you are leavin' now, hunh? **


((Lucise looks back outside, the SNOW is coming down with a vengeance .. ))


** Guy, there seems to be a snow storm out there.  Looks like we are snowed-in!  Come take a look .. **


((Guy gets up, walks over to the window, dumbfounded by the sight that meets his eyes ..

(http://www.lcida.org/snowing.JPG)

(http://www.mastgeneralstore.com/news/beautifulsnow.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/03471850.jpg)

))


%%   HALLELUJAH!!  HALLELUJAH!!  :D :D

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Animes/734d2d9b.gif)

%%



** Crap, that sucks Guy!  **


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Post by: Daniel on July 27, 2006, 08:40:03 pm

** Crap, that sucks Guy!  **


** Sorry everyone, I fell asleep. :( **

GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Looks sadly at Lucise, then goes back and sits down.... his eyes already brimming with tears.))

%% I'm not going to cry. Why am I so weepy lately. %%

((Guy wipes his eyes with his suit sleeve))

**
Oh. Geez, Lucise.  What am I supposed to do now...?
**
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Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 08:59:39 pm

GUY RAPHAELSON:


**
Oh. Geez, Lucise.  What am I supposed to do now...?
**



(( Lucise rushes back to Guy's side, sitting down again next to him ..))

** Guy .. what's the matter?  **

%%  :-\ :'( :-\ %%

** Listen, if this is about us being snowed-in here, don't worry.  You can stay the night here ..**


((Lucise swallows with difficulty, suddenly dry-mouthed ..))

** Look Guy, umm, it's better if you stay here tonight than to go out there in this weather.  And in case you are worried that ..... well, don't worry about that. 
**


(( Lucise looks at Guy for a moment, wanting so badly to reach out to him and hold him and caress his face and smooth the lines of worry off his face ..))

** Err, I'm gonna make a lil something to eat .. I'm afraid all I got is some Kraft dinner, mac and cheese.  I'll be back in a jiffy, you can help yourself to some gin ..
**


((At that, Lucise heads for the kitchen ..))

%%  How am i gonna get through this night ..? %%

(( Once in the kitchen, Lucise stands behind the counter, doing the best he can to obscure the growing bulge in his pants ..))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 27, 2006, 09:14:41 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Resolved to the situation, for now, Guy still finds himself lost in a chaotic mess of emotions. He holds Lucise's folder in his hands and considers taking everything out of it, sorting it and stacking it perfectly, and then putting it back in again, but he wasn't going to do that. That would seem odd.))

((Instead he opens up the briefcase and puts it back in, wondering for a moment if he should put it in the back or in the front and finally decides to put it in the front. He neatly closes the briefcase and sets it on the floor, then goes into the kitchen to watch Lucise cook.))

**
I can cook a little bit. Are you sure you don't have something else here that we can use to make a more suitable meal? Not that I don't like Kraft, I just want to help out some, and Mac and Cheese is kind of a one person cooking job.
**

((Guy gives Lucise a weak smile. He's trying to make the best out of a bad situation.))

((Without waiting for a response, Guy goes to the nearest drawer and pulls it open. He is barely able to hide his shock at the disorganized mess in the drawer.))

**
If you don't have anything else to cook, I guess I can organize these drawers a little..... if you don't mind, that is.
**

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Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 09:32:30 pm
%% Who gives a flying f about the mess in the drawers?  The only drawers I am interested in this minute are not household furniture items .. %%


** Umm, no Guy, leave the drawers .. I can see to them later .. **


(( At that, Lucise steps away from behind the counter ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/4a42b686.jpg)


.. looking at Guy with an intense gaze, his heart pounding, his breathing slightly uneven ..))


** Guy, suddenly I don't feel hungry anymore, well not for mac and cheese anyway .. I think I need a stiff drink .. **


(( Guy looks at Lucise, puzzled by his rather strange behavior; he then follows him slowly into the main room, wondering exactly what was going on ..))

** You want a drink ? ..**




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Post by: Daniel on July 27, 2006, 09:38:49 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((shakes his head, smiling at Guy))

**
No, to be honest, I'm still a little cold, I was kind of looking forward to some hot food... Are you sure you're not hungry? I can cook if you want me to.
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Brown Eyes on July 27, 2006, 09:49:39 pm
SUN here-
**Trying to remind all that Snow that it's summer!  It's summer!  Even if this is a cold mountain!  SUN is concerned that the coming of Snow might be a bad sign for the Boys and their budding love affair.  I fear that even if I can get this Snow to melt... it might still cause a hasty end to the summer frolic.**

((SUN tries hard to melt the Snow...))

(http://www.bergoiata.org/fe/divers60/25/Edenpics-com_001-007-Plain-near-a-forest-edge-with-snow-and-frontal-sun-Switzerland-Vaud-Marchairuz.jpg)

(http://www.ibiblio.org/yugen/images/snow_etc_pics//snow_sun.jpg)

**Finally... it's beginning to work a bit...**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiLVbMlETGsBE7ejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12qs5ue73/EXP=1154137685/**http%3a//www.mellman.org/bill/camping/nols86/020-melting_snow_fields.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 09:59:19 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((shakes his head, smiling at Guy))

**
No, to be honest, I'm still a little cold, I was kind of looking forward to some hot food... Are you sure you're not hungry? I can cook if you want me to.
**



** No, let me .. **

((Lucise walks back into the kitchen and starts the dinner, busying himself with the cooking, doing his utmost to concentrate .. ))

%%  Burning the mac and cheese is NOT an option right now .. %%

(( Lucise returns to the main room, handing Guy a nice warm cuppa hot chocolate..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/4e6795b8.jpg)

))


** I hope this'll warm you up a lil bit while I cook ..**



(( Guy takes the cup from Lucise, smiling faintly as he retreats to the kitchen..  After a few more minutes, Lucise emerges with two hot bowls of food ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/ecfaa14b.jpg)       (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/ecfaa14b.jpg)

.. setting them down on the table ..))


** Umm, food is ready ..  I ain't hungry, but umm, I can watch you eat have some too ..**


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Post by: Daniel on July 27, 2006, 10:06:08 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:


**
Thank you so much Lucise. You should let me do something... You said you wanted a drink. I can get it for you, um, as long as you don't have any red wine stored in there.**
((laughs nervously)) ** Please let me help, somehow.
**


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Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 10:16:15 pm
** Ummm, sure if you want, you can go right ahead and make some drinks.  I dont have any red wine about the place.  Between yesterday and today, I drank all the wine I had here .. been alittle stressed lately ..
**


%% Better not bring that up now!  %%

((Lucise sits down at the table, looking distractedly at his bowl of boring mac and cheese, wondering when the insanity of his thoughts would subside .. wondering how he was expected to cope with this bizarre situation in which he was firmly planted ..))
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Post by: Daniel on July 27, 2006, 10:23:59 pm
** Ummm, sure if you want, you can go right ahead and make some drinks.  I dont have any red wine about the place.  Between yesterday and today, I drank all the wine I had here .. been alittle stressed lately ..
**


GUY RAPHAELSON:


**
Stressed? Why - oh.
**

((Guy blushes fiercely and forgets about the drink for a moment.))

**
Is it because of me?
**

((Guy looks over at Lucise intensely.))
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Post by: Lumière on July 27, 2006, 10:40:32 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:


**
Stressed? Why - oh.
**

((Guy blushes fiercely and forgets about the drink for a moment.))

**
Is it because of me?
**

((Guy looks over at Lucise intensely.))


%% No, its not because of you .. its because of friggin' OWLMA ..
  WTF do you think?  ::)  Of course it's because of YOU .. ::)
%%


((Lucise looks up at Guy..shaking his head slightly..and then nodding in response..))


** Look, Guy .. I told you everything I could yesterday, you told me what you had to say and that's fine.  I just need to deal with it.  My mind is abit of a mess frankly .. because I have never done anything with another man before .. umm...I don't mean done it done it, I mean .. attraction.  I have never really been attracted to another man before.

But with you, there was just some strange thing that clicked there...
**


((Lucise looks uneasily at Guy ..))


** We don't have to talk about this.. we can stop now.
I just have one question .. I hope I am not being too forward or nothing .. but ..**


((Lucise, now playing with his fork, piercing fiercely at the macaroni in his bowl, looked up quickly at Guy, lowering his head again ..))


**  Dont answer if you dont want ..ummm, I ..umm..I ..well, are you gay?
You did tell me yesterday that you liked me alot ..  **


(( Lucise keeps his head down .. ))


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Post by: Meryl on July 27, 2006, 10:49:13 pm


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleimPatientenzimmer6.jpg)

((From under her feathers, Olivia produces a little brooch...))  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulenbrosche.jpg)


** Why, how perfectly sweet of you, Olivia!  No one has given me a gift for ever so long!  I think I'm going to cry... **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/eye-crying.jpg)

** I'm sorry!  I'm still so fragile after my horrific experience of last week.  The slightest thing sets me off!  I'll always cherish this little brooch.  Well...Olli and I will leave you alone now.  Get some rest so you can come home soon! **

%% Oh Terry, what will become of you and your wild ways when you are no longer fluffy, with all of it before you? %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: nakymaton on July 27, 2006, 11:04:43 pm
((SUN tries hard to melt the Snow...))

((SNOW acts cold and symbolic, and refuses to budge until Lucise and Guy get it on YOUNG ENNIS has a chance to wake up and dance.))

&
And I'm not leaving until somebody gives me a season pass to Jackson Hole. And a ride. And... and... and... and a pony.
&
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Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2006, 12:04:30 am
((Lucise, now playing with his fork, piercing fiercely at the macaroni in his bowl, looked up quickly at Guy, lowering his head again ..))


**  Dont answer if you dont want ..ummm, I ..umm..I ..well, are you gay?
You did tell me yesterday that you liked me alot ..  **


(( Lucise keeps his head down .. ))

GUY RAPHAELSON:

((is a little unsettled by the question, but knows that Lucise deserves the truth))


**
I.... That's a difficult question to answer.
My life has never been that simple, I wish it was.
**

((Guy sighs and looks down at the untouched bowl of macaroni in front of him. He considers picking up a fork and poking at it, since Lucise had gone and made it for him, but he wasn't hungry... he thought he had been.))

**
I know you were deeply hurt by what I said yesterday. And I didn't mean to do that. There are things about me.... things which even I don't know yet.... I'm not the most mentally stable person in the world. I have.... issues. Erythroenophobia is just one vase on the shelf.
**

((Guy looks up at Lucise and sees with some surprise that Lucise is looking at him in such a caring way, waiting for him to share more with him.))

**
I don't share these with other people, normally... I have a therapist back home, but he says he's done all for me he can. The rest is up to me, and that makes me afraid, Lucise. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do now, about these issues.
**

((Pauses for a moment and lets himself look at Lucise fully. Allows himself to admire Lucise's beauty. He sighs, gulps, and looks away again.))

**
But you deserve some type of explanation.... I know I owe you that much.... You may have noticed, when we first met, or on any other occasion, I never once shook your hand. In fact, the only times we have touched at all were when I was suffering from that psychotic attack due to the red wine and yesterday when I touched your lips with my finger. I was surprised I was able to do that... 
You see, I cannot stand being touched by other people.
When our fingers brushed just a while ago it was everything I could do to keep from bolting out the door into that snow....
So I hope you can see how it's a little difficult for me to answer that question.
**

((Blushes fiercely but keeps looking down, uncertain of what Lucise is thinking, afraid to ask him))

**
I never had the opportunity to experience sex, never wanted to, because I have had this thing since my childhood.
**

((Guy stands up slowly and moves away from Lucise, as far away as he can, grabbing his briefcase and busying himself with something in it. He doesn't want to know what Lucise thinks of him.... Even that knowledge frightens him.))
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Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 01:02:18 am
((Lucise sits rooted at the spot, absorbing all that Guy has just poured out to him.
He gets up hesitantly, takes a step towards Guy who is still fidgeting with his briefcase.
Lucise walks over gently, quietly to Guy .. He speaks, almost whispering: ))


** Guy .. please, give me the briefcase ..**


(( Guy hesitates, letting go of the briefcase, his demeanour downcast, and his tears forming rapidly.  Lucise takes the briefcase from him, placing it on the floor beside them.  Going on his knees beside Guy's feet, Lucise looks up at Guy, unflinching in his gaze till Guy locked eyes with him .. ))


** I am sorry that you are hurting so much.  I am not here to make your pain worse or to ask you for things you are not in a position to give.  But I see you differently from the way you see yourself ..  I see much more than you give yourself credit for ..
You and I have some things in common - we are both trying to figure out what to do in our lives .. so I do feel ya ..
**


(( Lucise shifts abit closer to Guy, still looking deep into his eyes - unsure of where he was finding the courage to face Guy this way ..))


**  Guy .. can I hold your hand?  Please .. let me .. **



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Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2006, 01:14:06 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((looks down at his hand for a moment, not seeing it through his tears.... He holds up his hand gently reaching it out towards Lucise. Everything in his body is pulling back on it, trying to restrain him, but Guy knows he is mentally stronger than whatever subconscious agent in him wants to prevent him from being touched.))


%% It's just a hand, Guy. Just your hand. He won't hurt it. He won't hurt you. %%


((Holding his hand out toward Lucise, Guy is tense. He's afraid, uncomfortable, and he doesn't understand why. He never has, he just knew it was unnatural to feel this way.))
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Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 01:43:22 am
(http://www.arizona-pi.com/images/holding%20hands.jpg)


(( Lucise smiles faintly at Guy, his own heart beating faster and faster in his chest.  He looks at Guy's outstretched hand.  Slowly, gently, he takes his right hand to it  .. touching it ever so slightly, gentle as a feather.  He could feel Guy trembling ..))


** Guy .. I won't hurt you!  I don't want to hurt a single hair on your head .. **


(( Lucise takes Guy's hand into both his palms, rubbing gently on his fingers; turning his hand over and tracing the lines on his palms.  So simple an act, yet how intimate it felt .. His eyes focussed on Guy's hand in his, Lucise manages to find a voice to continue ..))


** I think you are beautiful... Yes, you have a lot issues to resolve, but all of your faults put together do not begin to diminish anything about you  ..  **


(( Lucise looks back up at Guy, whose tears are now flowing freely .. Lucise starts to lift Guy's hand to his lips, brushing the back of his hand with the tenderest kiss .. 

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/727fbfeb.jpg)

..he could really feel Guy tembling now .. Lucise moves closer to him, their eyes meeting ..))


**  I am willing to be patient, if you are willing to trust me ..  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2006, 02:05:38 am
GUY RAPHAELSON

((Guy nods through his tears, trying his hardest to smile reassuringly at Lucise. The sensation of being touched had been, at first, hellish torture, as though his skin were burning in acid. He knew this was an illusion, but his hand still jerked a little bit to avoid the pain. He steeled himself, forcing his hand to remain in Lucise's, despite the burning and the sense of disgust rising up in him.))

**
I can trust you, Lucise. I already do. I think I have from the moment I saw you. I trust you almost more than I trust myself. I'm.... unstable. You're more like a rock.
**

((Guy pauses for a moment, allowing himself to enjoy the warmth of Lucise's body standing close to his. That felt natural, welcome, it was the actual touch of flesh upon flesh that he abhorred and did not know why. His therapist had suggested deep regression under hypnosis to address that issue and even then had come up with nothing.... except a memory block.))

%% Well are you going to trust him, or are you going to trust him? %%

** Lucise....? All these issues, I think they must have come from my childhood..... Theres a portion missing from my memory. I have lost a major part of my childhood. I'm not certain why I'm telling you... Actually, yes I do. Its because I trust you... God, you're easier to talk to than my therapist.**

((looks at Lucise with a pain and a longing for something deep within himself, but hoping that Lucise will have the answers.))

**
What do you think it means? Why am I like this?
**

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Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 02:25:40 am
** Guy, I don't have the answers to those questions .. I don't know what happened in your childhood to make you so scared.  But you can't live your past forever, if I can help you move forward, I will.  You are scared of the one thing you need the most ..
**


(( Lucise takes Guy's other hand in his, massaging them gently .. moving his body closer to Guy's.  Without giving him a chance to object, Lucise wraps his arms around him, holding him close in a tight embrace; his right hand running up and down Guy's back ..))


**  Sshhh ..Guy ...just let me .. feel this .. just feel it ..
Put your arms around me Guy .. please, trust me .. **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 02:43:58 am
= While Lucise and Guy sort out their emotional crisis,  ;)
I thought it's a good a time as ever to post this:  :-*


A Hug - The Universal Perscription


No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation proof, non-taxable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable;

It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.

Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorate your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self esteem!

Your circulation it corrects
Without unpleasant side effects
It is, I think, the perfect drug:
May I prescribe, my friend... the hug!

And, of course, fully returnable!


(from: http://www.storybin.com/words/words114.shtml)

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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2006, 02:57:37 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((With Lucise's arms wrapped around him, Guy begins to panic. He squirms to get away but Lucise only holds him tighter.))

**
Lucise, no! This is too fast... I can't... I can't do this.
**

((His breathing ragged, his heart racing madly, his body stiffening at every joint to the point of pain. His flesh burning in agony, Guy tries desperately to regain control of the situation. He tries.... for Lucise. Lucise isn't hurting him, but he is being hurt. He's hurting himself.))

((His body stiff in Lucise's arms, Guy focuses on relaxing his body, regaining control over it..... His breathing returns to normal. His flesh stops burning. He can stand in Lucise's arms without experiencing the torture of being touched. Several minutes pass by until Guy's sense of guilt and terror and disgust fade away into uncomfort.))

%% Can I do this.... Should I do this... What...?? %%

((Before he can think about it too much, Guy raises his arms and wraps them around Lucise, as tightly as he can, despite the agony. It is a sudden and rash movement for him and he cried out in the pseudopain that screamed along his nerves when his arms touched and pressed against Lucise's body. The pain shot back to every nerve that was even remotely involved in touching Lucise. Guy wimpers in pain but is defiant. Every muscle in his body wants to move away but Guy remains where he is, his arms pressing into Lucise's back.))

((In a voice raspy with pain, Guy mournfully whispers))

**
I don't know how much longer I can do this, Lucise!
**
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Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 03:18:55 am
(( Lucise whispers soothingly in Guy's ears ..))


** Shh..just let me hold you Guy!  Let me ..
I want you to see that this cannot hurt you, the way I feel for you cannot hurt you..  It is hard, I know, but you can do this ... **



((Lucise clings to Guy, holding him in a tight, warm embrace ... whispering with a smile .. ))


** Guy ... we forgot all about the mac and cheese ..  **


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Post by: Pipedream on July 28, 2006, 03:46:52 am
((After her fabulous mouse supper, Owl Olivia has been feeling much better. So much better, in fact, that the doctors at the Broken Arsed Infirmary removed her head bandage and released her from the hospital. Somewhat puzzled, Olivia ventures out...))   :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleimSchneeKopie.jpg)
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Post by: nakymaton on July 28, 2006, 09:53:35 am
SNOW:

...And I want a luxury suite at the resort, and a giant walk-in refrigerator, and champagne for breakfast, and a sleigh ride...

**Hey, I might be just an Everyday Natural Phenomenon, but that doesn't mean I can't be as demanding as a Greek god when I feel like it...**
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Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2006, 11:00:34 am
(( Lucise whispers soothingly in Guy's ears ..))


** Shh..just let me hold you Guy!  Let me ..
I want you to see that this cannot hurt you, the way I feel for you cannot hurt you..  It is hard, I know, but you can do this ... **



((Lucise clings to Guy, holding him in a tight, warm embrace ... whispering with a smile .. ))


** Guy ... we forgot all about the mac and cheese ..  **




GUY RAPHAELSON:

((As Lucise deepens their embrace, Guy tries to yield his body to him, tries to relax the muscles in his body that are struggling to get away, tries to ignore the false pain that he's receiving from his skin.))

**
I know..... I'm sorry.....I don't thin....
**

((Guy's ragged whisper barely escaped his lips before he collapsed in Lucise's arms, his head falling forward onto Lucise's shoulder, eyes closed and even breath in the slumber of unconsciousness.))
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Post by: DeeDee on July 28, 2006, 11:47:55 am
SNOW:

((The snow begins to pile up... on the mountain tops, on the pup tent, on YOUNG JACK's tent, on the backs of the sheep and horses and mules, on LUCISE INDAPADDOCK's trailer...

Although the snow around YOUNG ENNIS's tent isn't deep enough to go over the tops of his boots, it somehow manages to pile up a six-foot high drift outside the door of LUCISE's trailer.))

Oh the weather outside is frightful
but the fire is so delightful...






YOUNG ENNIS:

%% He looks over and sees Jack sleepin' next to him.  He reaches over and strokes his face and hairline, causing Jack to stir a little.
He never wants to leave this king size bed that they share.  They are living together and are so happy.  He leans over and kisses his lover on the lips geting a sleepy smile out of him.  Jack turns and pulls him close and they snuggle together against the cold.
Why is it so damn cold in here?  Ain't the heat workin?...%%

(( Ennis jumps up and realizes he's still in the pup tent and there is close to a foot of snow outside.  His heart drops realizing just then that it was only a dream and he feels a tear fall to his cheek.  Inside, he knows that dream will never come to pass.  He folds up the pup tent and heads down towards the camp.))
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Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2006, 11:54:42 am

YOUNG ENNIS:

%% He looks over and sees Jack sleepin' next to him.  He reaches over and strokes his face and hairline, causing Jack to stir a little.
He never wants to leave this king size bed that they share.  They are living together and are so happy.  He leans over and kisses his lover on the lips geting a sleepy smile out of him.  Jack turns and pulls him close and they snuggle together against the cold.
Why is it so damn cold in here?  Ain't the heat workin?...%%

(( Ennis jumps up and realizes he's still in the pup tent and there is close to a foot of snow outside.  His heart drops realizing just then that it was only a dream and he feels a tear fall to his cheek.  Inside, he knows that dream will never come to pass.  He folds up the pup tent and heads down towards the camp.))

YOUNG JACK:

((Jack busies himself cleaning up camp, putting all the fixings and trimmings away in their boxes and parcels, doing his hardest to get it all back up on the pack mules.))

%% I hope Ennis didn' get too cold up thar. This wind can be bitter 'nuff without the snow on th' ground.  I wonder what he's gonna think bout Aguirre's news...%%

((He starts taking down the tent just as Ennis arrives in camp.))
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Post by: nakymaton on July 28, 2006, 12:29:44 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

%% He looks over and sees Jack sleepin' next to him.  He reaches over and strokes his face and hairline, causing Jack to stir a little.%%

SNOW:

%%
Hey, something's kinda hot in that tent.
%%

((Tries very hard to resist the combination of the SUN's rays and the heat radiating from YOUNG ENNIS's dream, but it's too much.))

I'm meeeeeeeelllllllllltttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggggggggg!! Mmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllltttttttttiiiiiiiiinnnngggggggg!!! Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!!!

%%
I'll get you, my pretties... and your little dogs, too. See what happens when you don't appease the Bitchy Natural Phenomena, why don't you. You live in Wyoming, dudes. When you live in the mountains, you don't want to piss off the snow. Not if you want to drive through life without chains.
%%

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1835000/images/_1836151_afghanbehind8.jpg)

**Metaphorically speaking, of course.**

((Barely sticks around for an hour.  Except in front of Lucise's door, which happens to be in the shade.))
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Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 01:17:49 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((As Lucise deepens their embrace, Guy tries to yield his body to him, tries to relax the muscles in his body that are struggling to get away, tries to ignore the false pain that he's receiving from his skin.))

**
I know..... I'm sorry.....I don't thin....
**

((Guy's ragged whisper barely escaped his lips before he collapsed in Lucise's arms, his head falling forward onto Lucise's shoulder, eyes closed and even breath in the slumber of unconsciousness.))


((Lucise could feel Guy going limp in his arms, Guy's head falling on his shoulder.
Lucise slowly moves his arms, loosening his embrace on Guy.  He could feel Guy's even
breaths on his neck and the heat emanating from his body .. He could feel his body slowly
responding to being in such close proximity to Guy, their faces so close, their lips only a few inches apart ..))


%%
%$#& Lucise!  This aint the time to get a friggin' boner!
Sh!t, this is getting harder .. and this here is not an easy situation either ..!
%%


((Lucise, still holding onto Guy, whispers into his ear, tapping ever so slightly on his cheek..))


** Guy ... Guy ..  Can you hear me?  I think I should take you to bed.
I'll be by your side, I can hold you all night .. I can be there for you.
Guy .. can you hear me?  Let me take you to bed .. Guy ..?
**



((Lucise closes his eyes for a second ... ))


%% 
What can it feel like to be held intimately, completely in his arms..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/06c8039b.jpg)

.. what can it feel like to have my feelings reciprocated ..
.. what can it feel like to kiss those tender lips, to whisper into his ear, and feel his touch and his hands on my body ..
If only I could convince him and show him how special he is, if only I could show him how much he deserves to be held and ...

Jeez, I am getting way too carried away, talking as if I am in love with him .. Jeez!
We've only known each other..for what? under a week?  I can't love him,  I don't even know what I feel and what this attraction is ... I just want to be near him. 
%%


** Guy ..? **

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Post by: DeeDee on July 28, 2006, 03:03:16 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack busies himself cleaning up camp, putting all the fixings and trimmings away in their boxes and parcels, doing his hardest to get it all back up on the pack mules.))

%% I hope Ennis didn' get too cold up thar. This wind can be bitter 'nuff without the snow on th' ground.  I wonder what he's gonna think bout Aguirre's news...%%

((He starts taking down the tent just as Ennis arrives in camp.))



YOUNG ENNIS:


(( By the time Ennis reaches the camp, the snow is melting.  He sees Jack taking the tent apart and wonders what is going on, while the dream is heavy on his mind also.))

Hey bud, whatcha doin'?  Where we gonna sleep tonight?

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Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2006, 04:17:04 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack looks over at Ennis and is slightly bemused by the confused look on his face. But he realized it really wasn't a laughing matter. He didn't think Ennis was going to be pleased with the news.))


Ennis, we gotta break camp. Aguirre came up again. Said to bring the woolies down.... especially after I told him I wouldn't do nothin' to try and control the weather. I told him last time. No chants. No mumbo jumbo. No wild dances around the campfire. My Ma raised me right. Asides, I think this weather's movin' in with a purpose. Gonna be a bad storm up here, worse than the last one even.


((Jack is concerned when Ennis's face expresses his disappointment, but he doesn't know what to say.))

You, uh... You wanna help me take this tent down?

((Jack looks up with a grin, his eyebrows raised hopefully.))
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Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 04:26:53 pm
((

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/e658520a.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/a345095a.jpg)

))
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Post by: nakymaton on July 28, 2006, 04:33:02 pm
SNOW:

((Stays partially stuck to tent in hopes of getting a ride to Jackson.))

((Gets folded up and squashed.))

Hey, you! Cute guy with the blue eyes! I'm gonna mildew your love nest tent here! Lemme out!

Mmmmmmfffff!
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Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2006, 04:35:36 pm
SNOW:

((Stays partially stuck to tent in hopes of getting a ride to Jackson.))

((Gets folded up and squashed.))

Hey, you! Cute guy with the blue eyes! I'm gonna mildew your love nest tent here! Lemme out!

Mmmmmmfffff!


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/e658520a.jpg)

((Before Jack completely folds up the tent, he gives it one last shake to get all the clingy bits of snow off it.))

%% Also, note said snow attacking Ennis for failing to dance.....: Dance, Cowboy, Dance!!! Evil snow laughter. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 28, 2006, 04:50:41 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack looks over at Ennis and is slightly bemused by the confused look on his face. But he realized it really wasn't a laughing matter. He didn't think Ennis was going to be pleased with the news.))


Ennis, we gotta break camp. Aguirre came up again. Said to bring the woolies down.... especially after I told him I wouldn't do nothin' to try and control the weather. I told him last time. No chants. No mumbo jumbo. No wild dances around the campfire. My Ma raised me right. Asides, I think this weather's movin' in with a purpose. Gonna be a bad storm up here, worse than the last one even.


((Jack is concerned when Ennis's face expresses his disappointment, but he doesn't know what to say.))

You, uh... You wanna help me take this tent down?

((Jack looks up with a grin, his eyebrows raised hopefully.))


YOUNG ENNIS:

Whut are ya talkin' 'bout?  Summer ain't even over yet.  Why's he doin' this?


(( Ennis starts walking in circles, his heart ready to explode.  He is angry and scared.))


Whut about the money?  He gonna pay us fer the whole summer?  Shit, Jack, this ain't right.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2006, 04:57:38 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

Whut are ya talkin' 'bout?  Summer ain't even over yet.  Why's he doin' this?


(( Ennis starts walking in circles, his heart ready to explode.  He is angry and scared.))


Whut about the money?  He gonna pay us fer the whole summer?  Shit, Jack, this ain't right.

YOUNG JACK:

((shrugs)) Don't know why, Ennis. Aguirre's never saw fit to 'splain himself ta me. Reckon I don't really want ta know anyway, thats high fallutin' sheep herdin' stuff. Upper management. Ain't my cup a tea.

((Notices Ennis is all bent out of shape over this.))

You need ta borrow some money? I'll gladly lend ya some if it'll help. When we get back ta town that is.... Hey, you wanna go out and get a Pastrami on Rye when we get back ta town? I wouldn' mind payin'.
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Post by: DeeDee on July 28, 2006, 05:12:26 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is so angry he wants to hurt someone.))

Money?  Ya think I want yer f**kin' money?  I don't need no charity,  'specially not from you Twist.  An' I kin pay ma own way, don't need ya payin' fer ma food.

%% I can't leave 'em.  I know I hafta, feel sick.%%

(( Ennis slams down a log and walks away.))
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Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 05:26:14 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Notices Ennis is all bent out of shape over this.))

You need ta borrow some money? I'll glady lend ya some if it'll help. When we get back ta town that is.... Hey, you wanna go out and get a Pastrami on Rye when we get back ta town? I wouldn' mind payin'.


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/8717c29e.jpg)


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is so angry he wants to hurt someone.))

Money?  Ya think I want yer f**kin' money?  I don't need no charity,  'specially not from you Twist.  An' I kin pay ma own way, don't need ya payin' fer ma food.

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/1c2db481.jpg)


YOUNG ENNIS:
(( Ennis slams down a log and walks away.))



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/b56b6bbe.jpg)


(( Meanwhile ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/fc120b6b.jpg)

))
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Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2006, 05:28:57 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack is saddened, angered, and embarassed by Ennis's verbal attack on him.))

%% What the hell's come over that boy. Maybe I should try and talk to him. Let me know what he's thinkin'. No, he needs time to be alone, I reckon. %%

((Notices the next to last picture above... yeah, like that))
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Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2006, 05:40:31 pm

((Lucise could feel Guy going limp in his arms, Guy's head falling on his shoulder.
Lucise slowly moves his arms, loosening his embrace on Guy.  He could feel Guy's even
breaths on his neck and the heat emanating from his body .. He could feel his body slowly
responding to being in such close proximity to Guy, their faces so close, their lips only a few inches apart ..))

((Lucise, still holding onto Guy, whispers into his ear, tapping ever so slightly on his cheek..))

** Guy ... Guy ..  Can you hear me?  I think I should take you to bed.
I'll be by your side, I can hold you all night .. I can be there for you.
Guy .. can you hear me?  Let me take you to bed .. Guy ..?
**


** Guy ..? **


GUY RAPHAELSON:

((a few hours later, Guy wakes up on Lucise's bed, Lucise laying next to him and embracing him. He blushes fiercely... moves to get away, then stops suddenly.))

%% Where's the pain? The terror.... I... God, Lucise? What did he do to me? And why didn't I do it sooner? %%

((Guy wonders if Lucise is awake, slips his arms around him and whispers in his ear.))

** Lucise? Are you awake? **
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Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 06:08:50 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((a few hours later, Guy wakes up on Lucise's bed, Lucise laying next to him and embracing him. He blushes fiercely... moves to get away, then stops suddenly.))

%% Where's the pain? The terror.... I... God, Lucise? What did he do to me? And why didn't I do it sooner? %%

((Guy wonders if Lucise is awake, slips his arms around him and whispers in his ear.))

** Lucise? Are you awake? **



(( Lucise slowly opens his eyes, immediately welcomed by the sight of Guy's eyes looking
searchingly into his face .. Lucise moves his head a little closer to Guy's, moving his hand
up and down Guy's back ..))


** Guy .. you are awake .. this feels good.
So good, to be so close to you, holding you like this.
We can stay like this for a while .. do you like this ..
How do you feel? **



((Lucise moves his hand to Guy's face, pushing aside a lock of hair lying on his forehead ..))


%% God, he is beautiful! 


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/e88e4598.jpg)


Try to think pure thoughts Lucise, try to think pure thoughts ..
Can't freak him out with a boner right now! 
Think of your mother ..something ...anything ...  :-\

%%


** Guy ..?  **

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Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2006, 06:20:40 pm

(( Lucise slowly opens his eyes, immediately welcomed by the sight of Guy's eyes looking
searchingly into his face .. Lucise moves his head a little closer to Guy's, moving his hand
up and down Guy's back ..))


** Guy .. you are awake .. this feels good.
So good, to be so close to you, holding you like this.
We can stay like this for a while .. do you like this ..
How do you feel? **



((Lucise moves his hand to Guy's face, pushing aside a lock of hair lying on his forehead ..))

** Guy ..?  **



GUY RAPHAELSON:

((As Lucise lifts his hand up to Guy's face, Guy's old reactions flared up again.... Where Lucise touched his face a red welt quickly appeared. Guy reached up and grabbed Lucise's wrist, pulling his hand away. He looks at Lucise sadly, his face paling with pain and self-disgust.))

** I- I guess I'm not completely cured yet... I'm sorry, Lucise... I can touch you with my hands and arms, though... See.**

((Guy slides his hands up to Lucise's shoulders, brushing his bare skin with his fingertips.))

** My face is still.... vulnerable.**

((Overcome by the sadness he sees in Lucise's eyes when he tells him that, he takes Lucises hand and places it against his neck, testing, gently probing in self discovery. He brings it up to a little closer to his face.))

** Right here. If you go any higher, It burns like the fires of hell.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 07:09:28 pm
((Lucise holds on to Guy..trying hard not to weep like a baby.. he manages a weak smile ..))


**
Guy ... I know that you are not completely cured yet ..
But it says something that you are lying against me now,
our bodies touching so intimately.  It says that you are opening
yourself up.  I know we only just met, and I can't claim that I love you
or nothing, but I feel an overwhelming need to protect you.
Of course, being so close to you does things to me ..umm, my body,
but I am just happy that you trusted me enough to let me hold you and
show you that you can be touched, and cared for .. intimately ..
**


((Lucise manages another weak smile ..))

** If you feel .. umm, well if you feel me 'pitching my tent' or something,
don't freak, okay .. being so close to you does that to me ..
**


((Lucise takes Guy's right hand, brings it to his mouth .. placing a kiss on each of his fingers ..
caressing them with his lips .. And then moving his hand to the small of Guy's back ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/cac0048f.jpg)

))


%%  I'll have to get back to the sheep soon!  &*%^!!   %%

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Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2006, 07:33:56 pm
((Lucise holds on to Guy..trying hard not to weep like a baby.. he manages a weak smile ..))

**
Guy ... I know that you are not completely cured yet ..
But it says something that you are lying against me now,
our bodies touching so intimately.  It says that you are opening
yourself up.  I know we only just met, and I can't claim that I love you
or nothing, but I feel an overwhelming need to protect you.
Of course, being so close to you does things to me ..umm, my body,
but I am just happy that you trusted me enough to let me hold you and
show you that you can be touched, and cared for .. intimately ..
**


((Lucise manages another weak smile ..))

** If you feel .. umm, well if you feel me 'pitching my tent' or something,
don't freak, okay .. being so close to you does that to me ..
**


((Lucise takes Guy's right hand, brings it to his mouth .. placing a kiss on each of his fingers ..
caressing them with his lips .. And then moving his hand to the small of Guy's back ..))


GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy nods. He lays close to Lucise, keeping his head stiffly away. But he felt both empowered and curious by his newfound freedom of touch. A world of possible sensations opened before him, every kiss to his fingertips made him more aware of that fact. Even when Lucise released his hand he raised it back up to his companion's lips again, feeling with awe and wonder what he had never before desired or dared to feel. He brushed his fingertips along Lucise's scratchy jawline, across his eyebrows, down his nose, learning to explore with his hands this wonderful person that lay before him.  He felt his lips go dry and wondered if there was some part of him that wanted to kiss him, which momentarily sent his head reeling until he pushed that thought out of his mind.))

((He noted with dry humor that Lucise was responding to his touches, and one of those situations that he had recently been describing quickly arrived. He moved his body away to give him more space if Lucise needed it.))

** I'm sorry, Lucise. I'll try not to do anything to make you more uncomfortable.**

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Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 09:41:23 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:
((He noted with dry humor that Lucise was responding to his touches, and one of those situations that he had recently been describing quickly arrived. He moved his body away to give him more space if Lucise needed it.))

** I'm sorry, Lucise. I'll try not to do anything to make you more uncomfortable.**

(( Lucise's breath caught in this throat when he felt Guy's hands on his face, touching him ever so gently, ever so tenderly .. exploring, testing the waters, opening up even more to him ..  Lucise could not help but be aroused by the feel of Guy's sensuous hands, his need rising once more to the surface..  ))

%%  I would like to kiss him so bad!  But he is not ready for that, not yet ..%%

**
Guy .. you make me anything but uncomfortable.  Don't worry ..
When you touch me the way you do, it excites me .. sure, but I won't want you to do anything that you are not ready to do.  Truth is that, this kinda intimacy is new to me too, it scares me a lil bit .. okay .. more than a lil bit, but I am willing to share it with you when you are ready ..
**


((Lucise moves his right hand back to Guy's neck, caressing the soft warm skin, his heart beating hard against his chest ..  Lucise whispers again into Guy's ear ..))

** I wish we could stay like this all day, but I guess I have to get back to the sheep at some point.  Today is their last day on Broken Arsed, and I should be there to help sort out any problems .. you know? 
**


((Lucise reaches for Guy's hand, holding it firmly in his, their fingers intertwined ..))

**  I get to feed you before you leave though ..
I'll make you some breakfast, if you don't mind toast and a few fried eggs that is.. **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2006, 10:39:30 pm


**  I get to feed you before you leave though ..
I'll make you some breakfast, if you don't mind toast and a few fried eggs that is.. **



GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy marvels at the way his hand feels when his fingers are entertwined with Lucise's.))

** I know... I need to get the rest of these papers signed. I hear Ms. Snow is available for open table discussions now, and I think we can market a whole line of August Snow Ice Cream products. But I need to find Mr. Butter, Mr. Cloth, and Ms. Owl. Umm, I guess I can eat a little bit of something....**

((Guy gets up and moves around a bit, stretching his muscles. He suddenly thinks of something.))

** Do you think the snow has melted by now?**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 28, 2006, 10:57:10 pm
(( Still lying on the bed, Lucise watches as Guy rises and stretches his muscles..
At Guy's question, Lucise gets up, walks over to the window to check if the SNOW had budged alittle.  He is surprised by what he sees ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/3152870e.jpg)


His face now pink, Lucise turns away from the window .. ))


** Umm, well, most of the snow is gone now.  Looks like someone was busy out there at night, making some ..well, some snow men or something ..  It has stopped snowing though, thankfully ..
**


(( Lucise looks back at Guy, who is now sitting at the edge of the bed, his head downcast ..))


** Guy, I'm gonna go make something for breakfast now ..umm, if you wanna shower or something, feel free to use the facilities .. there is a clean towel in the bathroom as well..

I'll be in the kitchen if you need me ..
**


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 28, 2006, 11:16:27 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy watched Lucise leave, keeping his eyes on him until he had fully disappeared from view. He sighed then. He wondered what was happening between them. He felt so special in Lucise's arms; he trusted Lucise as completely as any person could trust another, and certainly more than he trusted himself; perhaps more importantly, he could tell that Lucise cared about him in a special way. It made him feel a little brighter and happier and more open with the world when he thought about it. Even if the plan wasn't layed out step by step, even if the end wasn't in sight, he could still move forward. Lucise had helped him to see that.))

((Guy looked at his watch, noticing that he wouldn't be able to get through his morning routine entirely in time to eat and be on the set by a normal time, so he would have to use his shortened version. He went to his suitcase and grabbed a large toiletries bag, then stepped quietly into Lucise's bathroom where a shower and sink waited for him. Four hair products, a body cleanser, two facial cleansers, two toothpastes, a bit of floss, and two mouthwashes later, Guy felt almost as good as new. And it had only taken him 55 minutes. He felt his cheeks, wondering if he should shave again, but decided not to. He didn't like lifting the blade up to his skin. The metal had an odd smell. Within another 25 minutes, Guy had dressed suitably, groomed his hair and eyebrows, and had applied his daytime cologne. When he stepped out of the bathroom he found Lucise staring at him, his arms crossed across his chest.))

**What?**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Brown Eyes on July 29, 2006, 12:48:02 am
((SNOW acts cold and symbolic, and refuses to budge until Lucise and Guy get it on YOUNG ENNIS has a chance to wake up and dance.))

&
And I'm not leaving until somebody gives me a season pass to Jackson Hole. And a ride. And... and... and... and a pony.
&

The SUN... listening closely to the Snow's negotiating terms has been working hard to satisfy the demands spelled out...  I have friends in high places ya know.
 ;)

So, here's the deal for a "luxury" trip to Jackson Hole PLUS I'll go ahead and throw in the season passes to the ski resort.  The SUN did some quick online research into travel packages...  How does this sound to you?  It sounds like there will be a lot of other Snow there for you to hang out with!  Maybe the Snow could spark up a romance of her own.  Oh, sorry... I hope the word "spark" didn't upset you...  The SUN even re-scheduled this trip (it had originally been advertised for the month of January) to accommodate the Snow's desire to be all active in August.

Here's the package as advertised by:
Singles Adventure Vacations & Trips  
Jackson Hole, Wyoming    "Our Big Mountain Bargain"
August 8th - August 15th                        While Space Lasts!


Price:             

                         LAND & AIR INCLUDED                     

$1,400   Double Occupancy

$375      Single Supplement

Full trip insurance available upon request.

Package Includes:

R/T Air from Brokeback Mountain to Jackson Wyoming.
      Other Cities See Below
7 Nites Lodging at 49er Hotel (dbl occ), Located in Center of Town
5 full day lift tickets (4 Jackson + 1 Targhee)
Special Private Group Mountain Tour
R/T Private Bus to Grand Targhee Ski Resort
Welcome Party
ALL Breakfasts (7)
5 Dinners:
Jackson's Famous Bubba's Chicken and Ribs     
Virginian American Special                                             
Pizza & Salad Party Dinner                                             
Special "Wings & Beer" Happy Hour                             
Buffet & Cocktail Party
Taxes & Gratuities Included


(http://p5.hostingprod.com/@fastdatertravel.com/images/Jackson.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiUf48pEdV0Bg3ajzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12qdrhnra/EXP=1154233503/**http%3a//p5.hostingprod.com/@fastdatertravel.com/images/jackson-ski3.jpg)

(http://p5.hostingprod.com/@fastdatertravel.com/images/danny_000.jpg)

And... here's the pony...

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiGC58pE.VIBfeOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ak5o3i6/EXP=1154234626/**http%3a//www.yenra.com/my-little-pony/my-little-pony.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Brown Eyes on July 29, 2006, 01:13:40 am
SNOW:

...And I want a luxury suite at the resort, and a giant walk-in refrigerator, and champagne for breakfast, and a sleigh ride...

**Hey, I might be just an Everyday Natural Phenomenon, but that doesn't mean I can't be as demanding as a Greek god when I feel like it...**

SUN here-  OK,  so I think we have the "luxury" part of the Jackson Hole trip covered...

Hmmm... Snow, you drive a hard bargin. 

Walk-in refrigerator...

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMihL68pESXEBq1ejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11p2bfflb/EXP=1154235595/**http%3a//walkincooler.com/floral/ws.jpg)

Or free-range, "natural phenomenon" variety of refrigerator?
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiKf6spEhNkAvAijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1393hvt97/EXP=1154235423/**http%3a//konradperlman.typepad.com/photos/konrads_photography/winged_refrigerator_1.jpg)

Champagne breakfast...

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiL_68pEIdkA.a2jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ke5g9f1/EXP=1154235775/**http%3a//www.takeabreak.com.au/photos/1434/Champagne_Breakfast.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiVr7MpEkmMBzkyjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12i84je1f/EXP=1154235883/**http%3a//www.londontown.com/lycos/assets/champagne_breakfast.jpg)

And... sleigh rides...  Two varieties.

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMinv7MpENo4AT82jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12mie1t8s/EXP=1154236015/**http%3a//www.woodentco.com/rides_attract/sleigh_ride/sleigh_ride.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiV27cpER2MBa6KjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1263hilef/EXP=1154236150/**http%3a//www.free-press.biz/graphics/sleigh-ride.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on July 29, 2006, 04:39:25 am

%%Tardy Anya%%
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Ennis-Skaters-0.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Ennis-Skaters-0.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Ennis-Skaters-0.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 29, 2006, 09:01:24 am

((When Owl Olivia enters her owl-partment, she is not amused...))  ;)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BaumhausKopie2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 29, 2006, 12:26:06 pm
((While she is cleaning up the mess the Chilean sheep herders have left in her owl-partment, it suddenly occurs to Olivia that Ennis and Jack are about to leave the mountain and the Broken Arsed Mountain filming will soon take place elsewhere, where no owls are needed. She sheds a tear or two, and then she has a brilliant idea…))


 :'(  :D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulehateineIdee.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 29, 2006, 12:31:43 pm

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EuleimWeinkellerspricht.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 29, 2006, 12:32:52 pm

((A little later...))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulenimWeinkellersprechen.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 29, 2006, 12:38:00 pm

Owl Olivia:

** Look what's waiting for you! **
:P

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Vorspeise.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Hauptgericht.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Nachtisch.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on July 29, 2006, 01:32:23 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack is saddened, angered, and embarassed by Ennis's verbal attack on him.))

%% What the hell's come over that boy. Maybe I should try and talk to him. Let me know what he's thinkin'. No, he needs time to be alone, I reckon. %%

((Notices the next to last picture above... yeah, like that))



YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis angrily walks away from Jack and starts up the hill.  He was sucker punched.  Didn't think this was gonna end so soon.
He realizes he shouldn't be angry at Jack,  but if it weren't for him, these feelings wouldn't exist.))

%%  How do I end this?  We could never have no life, not in tha way he wants.  How'm I supposed to say goodbye?  Mebbe he will.  Mebbe he knows things like my dream can't really happen, not if ya wanna stay alive.  Wish I had jes' one more night.%%

(( Ennis sees Jack looking at him and puts his head down, his heart heavy.))
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Post by: nakymaton on July 29, 2006, 02:58:34 pm
SNOW:

**There are some clear advantages to being able to be molded into any shape, form, gender, sexual orientation...**

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/3152870e.jpg)

((Moans incoherently.))

**...But there are some clear disadvantages to having a tendency to melt whenever things get a bit, ummmm, hot...**

(http://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/200x/2005/01/13/IMG_3180.png)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on July 29, 2006, 03:06:09 pm
((A little later...))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulenimWeinkellersprechen.jpg)


** Am I the first to arrive? **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Partycowgirl.jpg)


** What a fabulous idea, Olivia!  I've brought along a supply of the Sacred Beverage for that "echt Brokeback" touch... **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/whiskeykeg.jpg)


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: nakymaton on July 29, 2006, 03:08:47 pm
SNOW:

((Reads SUN's offer.))

Ski package... check. Luxury suite... check. Walk-in refrigerator... check.

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiGC58pE.VIBfeOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ak5o3i6/EXP=1154234626/**http%3a//www.yenra.com/my-little-pony/my-little-pony.jpg)

And a PONY!!!!!!!!!!!

((Runs to hug SUN.))

%%
Hey, the SUN is kinda...

hot...

%%

((Melts.))

(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/506233/2/istockphoto_506233_spring_thaw_ii.jpg)

**You know, this melting business is enough to make a Natural Phenomenon a bit vindictive and capricious.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 29, 2006, 03:13:51 pm

** Am I the first to arrive? **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Partycowgirl.jpg)

** What a fabulous idea, Olivia!  I've brought along a supply of the Sacred Beverage for that "echt Brokeback" touch... **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/whiskeykeg.jpg)


Owl Olivia:

** Yeehawww! Take a seat, High Priestess! You want a glass of wine don't ya? **
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Post by: Meryl on July 29, 2006, 03:30:20 pm
Owl Olivia:

** Yeehawww! Take a seat, High Priestess! You want a glass of wine don't ya? **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/womandrinkingwine.jpg)

** Don't mind if I do, my dear!   I hope the others arrive soon! **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: nakymaton on July 29, 2006, 03:42:14 pm
SNOW:

**About that party: Can I hang out in the freezer and talk to people when they come to get more ice? Maybe help mix some frozen margaritas or something?**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 29, 2006, 04:03:56 pm
SNOW:

**About that party: Can I hang out in the freezer and talk to people when they come to get more ice? Maybe help mix some frozen margaritas or something?**

Owl Olivia:

**  Sure, snow! Everybody is welcome! ** ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Party.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 29, 2006, 06:34:27 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis angrily walks away from Jack and starts up the hill.  He was sucker punched.  Didn't think this was gonna end so soon.
He realizes he shouldn't be angry at Jack,  but if it weren't for him, these feelings wouldn't exist.))

%%  How do I end this?  We could never have no life, not in tha way he wants.  How'm I supposed to say goodbye?  Mebbe he will.  Mebbe he knows things like my dream can't really happen, not if ya wanna stay alive.  Wish I had jes' one more night.%%

(( Ennis sees Jack looking at him and puts his head down, his heart heavy.))

YOUNG JACK:

((After a few hours of watching Ennis mope up on the hill, Jack is still not sure how to console him. He wants to be up with him so bad right now, but Ennis seemed to just push him off when he'd offered himself so sincerely back at camp. He reaches up to the LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE and grabs his lasso, slowly climbs up the hill.))

%% Maybe just a little fun. Try an' cheer 'em up. %%

((As he approaches Ennis he twirls the Lasso over his head and throws the loop neatly over Ennis's shoulders.))

Time ta go, Ennis. Face the music, ya know.

%% Jes' cause we're leavin' this mountain don't mean we ain't ne'er gonna see each other again. Surely he can't still be thinkin' about marryin' that Alma. Not after all we been through up here. %%
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Post by: cmr107 on July 29, 2006, 06:39:20 pm
THE DISAPPEARING LOG:

(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1190787/2/istockphoto_1190787_tree_log_in_a_forest.jpg)

((With a faint popping sound, appears in Owl Olivia's apartment.))

Is there room for me? I hope I'm not too late, I just now escaped the Sacred Relic Room.

((Sees High Priestess.))

%% Uh oh...%%

Oh hello High Priestess! I didn't see you there? Did I say Sacred Relic Room? I meant, um, Sacred Selleck Room. I sure loved Tom Selleck in Three Men and a Baby!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 30, 2006, 01:52:57 am
(( Meanwhile ..

Back at Lucise's trailer, a few slices of toast and a coupla fried eggs later, Guy and Lucise sit around the little table, sipping on coffee ..))


**  Looks like my job as Sheep trainer has finally come to an end up here on Broken Arsed.  I'm gonna miss them woolies .. it has been an interesting ride, that's for sure!  I'm gonna miss all 1000 of them ~ PEEING SHEEP, LIMPING SHEEP, SLEEPING SHEEP .. all of them..  I am glad that I get to stay on though, thanks to the Broken Arsed Wool venture.  I can work on that full-time now ..
**


(( Lucise looks up from his cup of coffee, catching Guy's gaze resting on him ..  Lucise then empties his cup and gets up almost abruptly from his seat ..))


** I better get ready to go to them woolies ..**


((At that, he wipes his hands on the table-cloth and walks back to the bedroom ..))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Daniel on July 30, 2006, 02:00:37 am
(( Meanwhile ..

Back at Lucise's trailer, a few slices of toast and a coupla fried eggs later, Guy and Lucise sit around the little table, sipping on coffee ..))


**  Looks like my job as Sheep trainer has finally come to an end up here on Broken Arsed.  I'm gonna miss them woolies .. it has been an interesting ride, that's for sure!  I'm gonna miss all 1000 of them ~ PEEING SHEEP, LIMPING SHEEP, SLEEPING SHEEP .. all of them..  I am glad that I get to stay on though, thanks to the Broken Arsed Wool venture.  I can work on that full-time now ..
**


(( Lucise looks up from his cup of coffee, catching Guy's gaze resting on him ..  Lucise then empties his cup and gets up almost abruptly from his seat ..))


** I better get ready to go to them woolies ..**


((At that, he wipes his hands on the table-cloth and walks back to the bedroom ..))


GUY RAPHAELSON:

((nods, happily watching Lucise walking back to the bedroom. He speaks a little louder so he can be heard.))

** That reminds me, I need to get Owl Olivia to sign her papers here, do you know where I can find her? **

((At that moment there was a knock (or was it a scratching?) at the door.))

**I'll get it, Lucise.**

((There wasn't anyone at the door but Lucise swore he could smell feathers. He looked down and amongst a few gray owl feathers found a hastily scrawled note. He quickly read it, his face paling, then went in to talk to Lucise. Without really thinking about it he walked into the bedroom, staring intently at the note.))

**Oh, Lucise?.... Oh!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 30, 2006, 02:25:16 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((There wasn't anyone at the door but Lucise swore he could smell feathers. He looked down and amongst a few gray owl feathers found a hastily scrawled note. He quickly read it, his face paling, then went in to talk to Lucise. Without really thinking about it he walked into the bedroom, staring intently at the note.))

**Oh, Lucise?.... Oh!**


(( Lucise, not in the least bit startled by Guy's sudden appearance in the bedroom, stays rooted on the spot with a faint smile on his face ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/744d7aa1.jpg)

))


**  Who was that ..?  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 30, 2006, 02:33:17 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy is unable to take his eyes off Lucise in his undressed state, but when Lucise speaks out loud, Guy realizes he's staring, blushes and looks away.))

**What was who?** ((He realizes he's clutching the note with some force and relaxes his hand.))
**Oh. It's from Owl Olivia, apparently she's having some sort of party, so at least I know where she is... It says here that everybody's invited... I don't think I can go though, its being held in a.... in a wine cellar.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on July 30, 2006, 02:57:53 am
(( Lucise walks over to where Guy is standing, well aware of Guy's eyes on him.  He takes the note from Guy's hand ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/869056d8.jpg)

))


** A party!  Hey that sounds fun!  I guess I'd pop round there before I get back to the sheep!  **

(( Lucise drops the note on the bed and looks back at Guy, taking another step closer to him ..))


** You know .. you should come to the party.  Who cares if it's in a wine cellar?  We can go there together if ya want .. **



(( Lucise places a hand on guy's left shoulder, looking searchingly into his face ..))


** Hmm?  What do ya say? **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 30, 2006, 03:09:00 am


** You know .. you should come to the party.  Who cares if it's in a wine cellar?  We can go there together if ya want .. **


(( Lucise places a hand on guy's left shoulder, looking searchingly into his face ..))


** Hmm?  What do ya say? **



GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Is at first apprehensive as Lucise approaches him, but relaxes almost completely when Lucise touches his shoulder. He wonders if it would be acceptable to touch Lucise's body, but immediately realized that was intimate, too intimate for where they were right now.... another confusing mentalism he would have to review later.))

**I care if it's in a wine cellar. What if there's red wine there, as there is likely to be since its a wine cellar? I don't want to have a nervous breakdown in front of everyone.**

((Guy reaches up and grabs hold of Lucise's hand, considering for a moment pulling the tall sheeptrainer closer to him.))

**Other than the wine being there, I would love to go. A great chance to network, meet some other members of the cast and crew who might like to be spokesperson for a variety of Broken Arsed products....**
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Post by: Lumière on July 30, 2006, 03:27:50 am
%%  DUHH!!  Of course he wouldn't want to go if there is a wine cellar anywhere in the vicinity...aww crap! %%


** Okay..I know, there is probably gonna be wine there.  Of course, yer right .. **



(( Lucise suddenly realises that standing there in his drawers so close to Guy might be making him uncomfortable .. Lucise takes his hand off Guy's shoulder, sighing heavily ))


** I better get dressed then .. **


(( He walks away self-consciously, finds his "Horny Devil" tee-shirt lying on the chair by the bed, grabs it and puts it on quickly, picking up his soiled denims from the floor by the bed and slipping them on as well ..))


** I am good to go ... you coming?  **

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Post by: Daniel on July 30, 2006, 03:40:43 am
%%  DUHH!!  Of course he wouldn't want to go if there is a wine cellar anywhere in the vicinity...aww crap! %%


** Okay..I know, there is probably gonna be wine there.  Of course, yer right .. **


(( Lucise suddenly realises that standing there in his drawers so close to Guy might be making him uncomfortable .. Lucise takes his hand off Guy's shoulder, sighing heavily ))

** I better get dressed then .. **

(( He walks away self-consciously, finds his "Horny Devil" tee-shirt lying on the chair by the bed, grabs it and puts it on quickly, picking up his soiled denims from the floor by the bed and slipping them on as well ..))


** I am good to go ... you coming?  **



GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy sighs as Lucise pulls away from him and puts on his black t-shirt again.))

** I suppose I could wait outside... Maybe you can ask Ms. Owl to sign those papers for me then bring them back to me?**

((Guy grabs his briefcase and waits for Lucise by the door.))

** Oh, can I leave my suitcase here for now until I can get a hotel room? **

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Post by: Lumière on July 30, 2006, 03:54:08 am
** Umm.. sure, you can leave your suitcase here.  And ..ummmm...well ... you know that you can stay here if you like.  But I am sure you'll be more comfortable in a hotel room .. umm.. sure, whatever you wanna do .. **


%% WTF am I babbling about ..? Of course he wants to get a hotel room!   :-\!  %%


(( At that, both men step outside the trailer, closing the door behind them; heading for OWL OLIVIA'S owl-partment.))
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Post by: Pipedream on July 30, 2006, 03:58:07 am

((Meanwhile the party has gotten a bit less formal...))
  ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Party4Kopie.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on July 30, 2006, 04:44:16 am
(( Silence falls on Guy and Lucise as they walk over to OWLMA's place.  A few feet away from the owl-partment, sounds of roaring laughter and merriment meet their ears ..))


** Umm, Guy, I'm gonna go in there and hang out for abit.  You can gimme the documents you want Owlma to sign and I'll take 'em to her.  If she seems sober enough, I'll get her to sign 'em and I'll bring them back to you so you don't have to wait out here ..
**


((Guy nods and hands the papers to Lucise,  he walks in ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/267f3861.jpg)
))


**  Hey everyone!!  Looks like a great party you got goin on here ..! **


%%  Wow .. seems quiet in this room, where is everyone?
And, damn!  How can OWLMA afford this place??
I dint think Director Raymille used his couches for owls too ..  ??? %%


(( Lucise walks over to the next room, where some of the crew and cast, including the stars YOUNG JACK and YOUNG ENNIS are already partying it up .  Lucise walks in and mingles with the crowd ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/e6644ecc.jpg)
))


%% Sh!t!  The documents for OWLMA to sign .. better git to it before I forget ..%%

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Post by: Pipedream on July 30, 2006, 09:19:11 am

((Everybody is having a jolly good time at Olivia's party, some dancing with her on the table...)) :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/TanzaufdemTischKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 30, 2006, 09:40:34 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy waits patiently outside, shivering a little in the cold air, but warmer inside because he knows he's not alone in the world, not like he used to be.))
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 30, 2006, 11:07:00 am
((Awakening from his full 96 hour slumber in the fluffy loops of TERRY CLOTH, JBB groans under the strain of a top-grade lidache. He smiles tenderly as he looks at the still sleeping TERRY, marvelling again at the strong and firmly stitched hem which caresses his 100% recyclable exterior. Gently moving TERRY's hem aside, JBB stretches, yawns and slowly focuses on a new day.

TERRY CLOTH hasn't been the only thing on JBB's mind...

GUY RAPHAELSON (MARKETING ADVISOR) has been troubling JBB since they met. He's sure he knows him from somewhere... a film set perhaps?... ummmmmm...))

%% Godammit, THAT'S IT!!! A year ago I was contracted to attend to the silkiness of Mr Kevin Spacey's arse as he played arch-villain Lex Luther on the latest high-profile addition to the Superman oevre!! Friends, the story of me and Kev will have to wait for another day, but i knew I knew that Raphaelson guy from somewhere! %%

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_returns/_group_photos/brandon_routh1.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on July 30, 2006, 01:53:14 pm

((A little later, Owl Oscar overcomes his inhibitions and decides to show up at the party, too...))
  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/OscarmitBlumen.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 30, 2006, 02:24:28 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Oh, hello. You must be Olivia's owl partner. They're having the party inside. I guess you can just go in.**

((Guy notices the bunch of flowers in Oscar's talon.))

**That's not an apology bouquet, is it?**
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Post by: Pipedream on July 30, 2006, 03:01:54 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Oh, hello. You must be Olivia's owl partner. They're having the party inside. I guess you can just go in.**

((Guy notices the bunch of flowers in Oscar's talon.))

**That's not an apology bouquet, is it?**

Owl Oscar:

**Oh, hi! An apology bouquet? Hell, no! That's just what civilized owls do when a Lady invites them... ((blushes)).
Yeah, I guess I'll go in there. Why don't you come with me? **


%% Only hope the warshrag isn't there... %% 
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Post by: Daniel on July 30, 2006, 03:07:44 pm
Owl Oscar:

**Oh, hi! An apology bouquet? Hell, no! That's just what civilized owls do when a Lady invites them... ((blushes)).
Yeah, I guess I'll go in there. Why don't you come with me? **



GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy wonders if he should tell Owl Oscar the truth or make up something to save face. He decides to go somewhere in between.))

**Oh, well it's a wine cellar, and I have something like an allergic reaction to red wine, so it might not be the safest place for me to be.... I'd break out in hives or something. **
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Post by: Pipedream on July 30, 2006, 03:16:26 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy wonders if he should tell Owl Oscar the truth or make up something to save face. He decides to go somewhere in between.))

**Oh, well it's a wine cellar, and I have something like an allergic reaction to red wine, so it might not be the safest place for me to be.... I'd break out in hives or something. **

Owl Oscar:

** Rubbish! Are you a man or a mouse? You come with me, boy! For all I know, the Props Magician ran out of red wine quite a while ago, anyway! Besides, we got two renowned psychologists up here on Broken Arsed. They should be at the party, too! **


((Grabs poor Guy with his talons and drags him down the stairs to the cellar...))
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Post by: Daniel on July 30, 2006, 03:23:32 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Being dragged down a flight of stairs by a giant owl was not his idea of fun, but besides ripping out of a broadcloth dress shirt designed specifically not to be ripped, he didn't see like he had much choice. He tried to take in the stairwell he was being dragged through, but through the flurry of gray feathers could see very little. A cold draft rushed up from the cellar below, dry but chilling. He had a terrible sensation that something horrible was about to happen.))

**Please, Mr. Owl...! Just let me wait outside... I don't want to be any trouble, honestly!**

((The owl ignored his complaints and dragged him into a room full of raucous laughter, wild music, loud murmurs, and the occasional clink of glass on glass. Guy closed his eyes fiercely and held them shut with as much strength as he could muster.))

**Well, Mr. Owl, did she finish all the red wine?**
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Post by: Pipedream on July 30, 2006, 03:39:00 pm
Owl Oscar:

**  Red wine? I don't see no red wine. Come on, friend. This is a party! Yeehaww!! **

((Just as Oscar and Guy enter the wine cellar, the rock band begins to play a song that seems oddly fitting so shortly before the departure from Broken Arsed Mountain...))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Europe.jpg)

The Final Countdown (Europe)

We're leaving together
but still it's farewell
and maybe we'll come back,
to earth, who can tell?

I guess there is no one to blame
we're leaving ground (leaving ground)
will things ever be the same again?
It's the final countdown.

The final countdown.

Oh, We're heading for Venus (Venus)
and still we stand tall
cause maybe they've seen us
and welcome us all, yeah
with so many light years to go
and things to be found (to be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so
It's the final countdown.

The final countdown.

The final countdown (final countdown).

oh...oh

The final countdown.

oh...oh

It's the final countdown.

The final countdown.

The final countdown. (final countdown)

It's the final countdown
we're leaving together
the final countdown
we'll all miss her so
It's the final countdown (final countdown)
oh, it's the final countdown.

[size=08pt](play me!)[/size] 
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Post by: Daniel on July 30, 2006, 03:51:23 pm
Owl Oscar:

**  Red wine? I don't see no red wine. Come on, friend. This is a party! Yeehaww!! **

((Just as Oscar and Guy enter the wine cellar, the rock band begins to play a song that seems oddly fitting so shortly before the departure from Broken Arsed Mountain...))


GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy cracks an eye open, peers around the room, trying to gauge the size of it. If it was large enough to house this many people and a rock band comfortably, there couldn't be too much wine in the place. In the far distance he can see a single wall stocked with bottles of some type, but he couldn't tell what they were from where he was.))

**Oh, thank goodness. I was certain that there would be wine all over the place down here. It's been rather nicely cleared out.**

((No longer confronted with the continual fear of the red wine that could be, Guy was able to relax a little bit. He looked around to see if he could see Lucise, but the room was rather full of people enjoying themselves. Another difficulty emerged in Guy's mind. While Lucise had helped him to relax under the touch of one person, Guy saw no way to maneuver the packed room without brushing against several people. His throat tightened at the mere thought of it and he almost collapsed in agony but managed not to. With a deep, steadying breath, he looked around again, trying to find a distant corner where he could be by himself, away from any red wine, not being touched too often by people... Guy realized he was a mess. Maybe he could find those psychologists Mr. Owl was talking about.... But what he really wanted to find right now was Lucise... As Guy thought of the person whom he had woken by four times in the past few days, he could feel a warm melting inside of him.... Was this what it felt like to be attracted to someone?))

**I'll just be over here, out of the way, Mr. Owl! You go and enjoy yourself.**
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Post by: Pipedream on July 30, 2006, 04:00:01 pm

Owl Oscar:

** Right. Guess I should first get rid of my flowers. **

((Stares at the table where Olivia is still dancing with her guests))

** You tell me, guy, isn't Olivia the sexiest lil' owl you've ever seen? **


%%Gotta get her back...%%

** See ya later! **
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Post by: Pipedream on July 30, 2006, 04:38:16 pm

((Before long, Dr. Statler has spotted Guy in a corner...))  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Party5mitStatler.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 30, 2006, 04:41:52 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy tries to smile for Dr. Statler.))

**Not exactly, Dr. Statler. I have some major issues in my life and.... they're making it a living hell.**

((Guy lowers his voice so the nearby crowd won't hear him.))

**And a memory block to top it all off.**
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Post by: Pipedream on July 30, 2006, 04:53:18 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy tries to smile for Dr. Statler.))

**Not exactly, Dr. Statler. I have some major issues in my life and.... they're making it a living hell.**

((Guy lowers his voice so the nearby crowd won't hear him.))

**And a memory block to top it all off.**


((Of course, Dr. Statler has waited for a chance like that all week. Nobody has consulted him or Waldorf for ages!))  ;)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Party5mitStatler2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 30, 2006, 04:55:37 pm

((Of course, Dr. Statler has waited for a chance like that all week. Nobody has consulted him or Waldorf for ages!))  ;)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Party5mitStatler2.jpg)

GUY RAPHAELSON:

((looks over his shoulder at the crowd mulling around them, looks again toward the room for Lucise.))

**Perhaps we can go somewhere a little more private and quiet for this type of thing, Dr. Statler?**
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Post by: saucycobblers on July 30, 2006, 05:25:36 pm
((Having at last returned to full wakefullness, JBB notices that there are two pieces of paper lying on the welcome mat of the luxury tent...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/869056d8.jpg)

Snorting loudly, JBB dismisses the invitation with a flick of his lid.))

%% Ha ha, nice try Liv. No way yer gettin' yer conniving claws in my TERRY CLOTH again... What's this?? %%

((JBB picks up a postcard. On it is a French postmark.))

(http://www.buttpaste.com/images/splashLogo.jpg)

((On the reverse of the postcard, JBB reads (in a thick French accent:)

"Tarquelle, mon petit-chou. Your Uncle Pierre is tres, tres ill. Ze doctors do not expect 'im to make it through ze night. Please come soon as you can. Your Mama."

JBB drops the postcard. How long it is since he last heard from his mother, the highly perfumed boudoir balm who stole his father's heart, and then broke it when she ran off with the heir to the famous Boudreaux Butt Paste dynasty.))

** SACRE BLEU!!! Uncle Pierre!!! I must go at once!! I ain't no use if I stick around here!! I'm coming Mama!! **

((JBB goes to where TERRY CLOTH lies, still gently snoring, and places the postcard next to him before nuzzling him gently.))

%% Ah, my handsome and oh-so-strokable TERRY. Parting is such sweet sorrow, but leave you I must. I will return my love. But for now, adieu! %%

((JBB makes a quick phone call to Director Raymille, interrupting the great man in the middle of a... *cough*... "casting (couch) call", before taking the slow boat to China via Calais...))

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Post by: Lumière on July 30, 2006, 05:45:12 pm
((JBB makes a quick phone call to Director Raymille, interrupting the great man in the middle of a... *cough*... "casting (couch) call", before taking the slow boat to China via Calais...))


AUDIENCE MEMBERS:

** I can't believe JBB is taking off to China ...sniff ... leaving poor Terry behind ...
sniiiiiiiff **


(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38098000/jpg/_38098263_koreafan150.jpg)


** So f--kin sad!  **


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/c1df9549.jpg)


*SNIFF* .. *SNNIFFF*



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Post by: Lumière on July 30, 2006, 05:54:40 pm
(( Meanwhile ..

Back at OWLMA's party, Lucise strikes an interesting conversation with YOUNG ENNIS ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/177c8930.jpg)

His eyes wander .. darting from one corner of the room to another ..))


%%  I wonder if Guy joined the party .. I better get back to him .. %%

((As Lucise is about to take off in search of Guy, he finds him sitting in a dark corner with Dr. Statler, or could it be Waldorf?  Lucise immediately feels a pang of emotion hit him, could it be jealousy?  His eyes rest on Guy as he watches him engage in deep conversation with the old shrink .. ))

%%  >:(  %%

(( Lucise tries to catch Guy's eye, to no avail .. ))


%% On the other hand .. maybe the wrinkled old prune of a shrink could help him work out some of his issues ..  I better let them talk ..%%



((Lucise looks on, turning a pale shade of green ...))



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Post by: DeeDee on July 30, 2006, 06:03:09 pm
(( Meanwhile ..

Back at OWLMA's party, Lucise strikes an interesting conversation with YOUNG ENNIS ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/177c8930.jpg)



YOUNG ENNIS:

(( As Ennis is moping up on the hill, he starts to remember a fella he met some time ago at a party.))

%%Hmmm...what was that guys name? Lucas, Louie?  OH thats right..  Lucise.  Meebe if it don't work out with Twist, I could find him.  Wonder if he's involved?%%


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Post by: Meryl on July 30, 2006, 06:15:22 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Partycowgirl.jpg)

((The High Priestess spots Lucise and Heath talking and pops over to say hello))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/LuciseEnnis.jpg)

** Why Lucise, how nice to see you again.  You look much more relaxed than when we first met!  HAHA!  So sorry about that, but now that we're the same size, it's much easier to have a conversation, isn't it?  Thank you again for all your help on that terrible night!  And Heath, dear, I'm very glad to see you looking so well.  Did I ever mention I bumped into a certain near-relation of yours not long ago? **
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Post by: Pipedream on July 30, 2006, 07:12:51 pm

((Almost everybody is enjoying themselves at the party... )) ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Party6.jpg)
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Post by: Sashca1007 on July 30, 2006, 08:31:06 pm
JACK'S PANTS -

(( JACK'S PANTS are somewhat disoriented as they make their way to the front door of the party already in progress.  Familiar voices are heard from within. ))

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/CUredpants.jpg)

%% I am SO not sure I should be here...  but I found that invitation that musta been stuck in my pocket during the night when I was layin' next to YOUNG JACK on the tent floor.  It said 'bring a guest', so I figgered I should find somebody sorta suitable. I think me and ENNIS'S PANTS make a fine lookin' couple.  I feel real bad about sneakin' off and leavin' YOUNG JACK pants-less for awhile...  I'll try to get us both back real quick-like before they notice.%%

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/doublepants.jpg)

((JACK'S PANTS and ENNIS'S PANTS are greeted at the door by a gracious Owlma, who immediately clamps her beak onto one of the remaining JACK'S FLY buttons and pulls the Wranglers and Levi's into the main party room. JACK'S PANTS follow the sound of a familiar voice until...   ))

JACK'S PANTS -

**  What the HEL-L-L?!!!!  That's YOUNG JACK standing over there, chatting it up with YOUNG ENNIS---  What's that he's wearing?!  Oh, NO he isn't!  Is that a pair of... black ....tuxedo pants?   Oh, they are SO shredded!  They are gonna get a Clorox splash on top of that!  What do they think they're doing??!!  I'M JACK'S PANTS!  Where did they slither in from?  Was it that Props Lady?  Oh, those pants are going DOWN! **

ENNIS'S PANTS -

** Come on now, J.P.....   it just ain't gonna be that way.  Them fancy-pants probly ARE gonna 'go down ' tonight.  But you gotta jus be happy for YOUNG JACK, and let 'im have his fun tonight, lookin' special purty for his man.  Don't worry, Bud, we'll both be right back where we belong tomorra morning, sure as shootin'.  **

((ENNIS'S PANTS hoped his reassuring words rang true for JACK'S PANTS, as they each shot their wrinkled denim scowls of worry, anger, disbelief and jealousy straight towards YOUNG JACK and YOUNG ENNIS.))

JACK'S PANTS - %% I think I saw some Clorox in the property room.%%

ENNIS'S PANTS - %% I'm purty sure I seen some Clorox in that property room.%%



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Post by: Lumière on July 30, 2006, 08:45:13 pm
** Why Lucise, how nice to see you again.  You look much more relaxed than when we first met!  HAHA!  So sorry about that, but now that we're the same size, it's much easier to have a conversation, isn't it?  Thank you again for all your help on that terrible night!  And Heath, dear, I'm very glad to see you looking so well.  Did I ever mention I bumped into a certain near-relation of yours not long ago? **


((

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/b904ebe9.jpg)

))

** Hey HP!  HAHA .. For sure, you gave me a fright back then!  I had to do yoga for 2 weeks straight after that encounter with your gi-normous self!  I am so glad to see you looking, umm, well, normal after all that you've been through ..**

((Lucise smiles to himself as he catches the HP giving YOUNG ENNIS a very lingering, up-and-down look, her gaze lingering even longer around his 'middle' ..  As the HP and YOUNG ENNIS start chatting, Lucise looks intently at the corner of the room again, where Guy is sitting with the Old Shrink, now surrounded by MIKA the DUMBASS MULE and CIGAR BUTT?? ))

%%
I wonder if I should go rescue him from that lot .. 
Maybe he is having a good time and doesn't need to be rescued ..
I sure would like to know what they're all talking about over there .. :-\
%%


((Lucise takes a sip of his beer, his eyes planted on a certain corner of the room..))

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Post by: Sashca1007 on July 30, 2006, 09:19:15 pm
CIGAR BUTT -

%% I feel like Mika and I are takin' up too much space in this little bird-house...   everybody's havin' to rub up against us to get to the refreshments.  Well, all except for this pretty fella named 'Guy', he seems to keep his distance.  I don't mind all the touchin', but I'm kinda scared of this she-human they call the 'High Priestess'.  She's a fine-lookin' gal, but I think she musta taken some a Alice's Wonderland pills a while back...  WHAT was THAT?!  I don't mind sayin', she scared even big, bad, me when she was taller than the Devil's Tower!  My DUMBASS MULE-friend was scared, too, but I know how to quiet that little darlin'.  I sure am gonna miss my beauty of a biped buddy, YOUNG ENNIS.  I know it's almost time for him to leave, with his blue-eyed baby-doll in tow.  This sure has been a great summer for me....  that fine specimen of manhood ridin' my back all this time...   and my sweet little DUMBASS singin' so purty and makin' sweet mule love to me (sorry, Mama)....   I wonder if this 'Guy' feller would want to saddle up and let me give him the ride of his life.....?  And WHY does that danged Bo-Peep Indapaddock keep lookin' over here?!%%

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/horse_mule.jpg)

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Post by: Meryl on July 30, 2006, 10:13:37 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/HPEnnis2.jpg)(http://i66.photobucket.com/alb
ums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/HPEnnis3.jpg)

** Why, Heath, do you mean to tell me it was Hoss who cussed out those awful paparazzi and got those terrible stories written about you being so temperamental and all?  Oh my stars.....What?  He's actually threatened to do MORE of those terrible things unless you give him money?  Why, that boy is more of a scamp than I ever thought possible--- **

((The High Priestess breaks off suddenly at the approach of two pairs of seedy looking denim pants.  One of them is bent over in an attempt to conceal a suspicious bulge))

** Excuse me, but Mr. Ledger and I are trying to have a conversa--  EEEEK!! **

((In an instant the High Priestess has nobly embraced Heath in an effort to shield his body with her own as a stream of acrid liquid is launched toward him))

** Help, help!!  Security!  Security! **

((Meryl hugs Heath in a near death grip as nearby party guests leap upon the denim perpetrators))
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Post by: nakymaton on July 30, 2006, 11:15:35 pm
SNOW:

((Snow comes out of the freezer carrying a couple of cold drinks and sees that, while the High Priestess is protecting YOUNG ENNIS (or Heath, one or the other) from the ANGRY PANTS, YOUNG JACK seems to have been left alone...))

Hi there. Don't I know you from someplace? I could swear I've worked with you before or something...

(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k55/nakymaton/tdat.jpg)

Want my autograph?
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Post by: Meryl on July 31, 2006, 12:03:40 am
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/horrified_fans.gif)

((Party guests look on in horror as the drama unfolds.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/heathwoozy.jpg)

((Heath (or YOUNG ENNIS, one or the other),  in great duress due to the High Priestess's surprisingly vise-like grip, is finally rescued by the always quick-thinking LUCISE INDAPADDOCK, who hitches up CIGAR BUTT and DUMBASS MULE to a cable wound round the HP's feet and hauls away with great vigor.)) 

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Lucia.jpg)

((Exhausted, the High Priestess falls swooning amidst the melee.))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 31, 2006, 12:13:39 am
SNOW:

((Snow comes out of the freezer carrying a couple of cold drinks and sees that, while the High Priestess is protecting YOUNG ENNIS (or Heath, one or the other) from the ANGRY PANTS, YOUNG JACK seems to have been left alone...))

Hi there. Don't I know you from someplace? I could swear I've worked with you before or something...

(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k55/nakymaton/tdat.jpg)

Want my autograph?

YOUNG JACK:

**Hi there, Ms. Snow. Yeah its good to see you again. Hell of a job ya did the other night. That was classic... Just like that other thing you're rememberin', that wasn't only classic, that was epic!!! I guess I don't need to tell ya that. You knew 't already. But you worked with Wind in that one too, didn't ya?**

((With YOUNG ENNIS being torn between Lucise and the High Priestess, who for some reason insists on calling him Heath, YOUNG JACK finds himself being left alone for the most part, except for the giggling gaggle of gorgeous German guys just behind him and for Snow, who has at least attempted some intelligent conversation.))

**Ya'd think I get more attention in a party like this. It's good that I'm secure with myself, else I'da gotten upset.**

((YOUNG JACK notices GUY over in the corner talking with Dr. Statler, trying to stay away from everyone.))

**Hey, who's that guy? Haven't seen him before.**
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Post by: nakymaton on July 31, 2006, 12:22:58 am
YOUNG JACK:

But you worked with Wind in that one too, didn't ya?**

Well, you know how the Wind is, always blowing me off.
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Post by: Daniel on July 31, 2006, 12:32:37 am

** Hey HP!  HAHA .. For sure, you gave me a fright back then!  I had to do yoga for 2 weeks straight after that encounter with your gi-normous self!  I am so glad to see you looking, umm, well, normal after all that you've been through ..**

((Lucise smiles to himself as he catches the HP giving YOUNG ENNIS a very lingering, up-and-down look, her gaze lingering even longer around his 'middle' ..  As the HP and YOUNG ENNIS start chatting, Lucise looks intently at the corner of the room again, where Guy is sitting with the Old Shrink, now surrounded by MIKA the DUMBASS MULE and CIGAR BUTT?? ))

((Lucise takes a sip of his beer, his eyes planted on a certain corner of the room..))


GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy is surrounded by a buffer zone of animals, and so he's grateful to MIKA and CIGAR BUTT, but he still doesn't want them to overhear his delicate conversation with Dr. Statler. His eyes kept searching the room for Lucise, but the lights were dimmed when the music started playing and he couldn't see very much. The darkness was beginning to irritate him, mentally, just a little bit. He looked back over at Dr. Statler, who seemed to be enjoying his own very long sip of beer far too much.))

**Dr. Statler, I'd really like to go somewhere else and talk about some of these things with you. I'd really value your professional opinion.**
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Post by: Daniel on July 31, 2006, 12:42:42 am
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/horrified_fans.gif)

((Party guests look on in horror as the drama unfolds.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/heathwoozy.jpg)

((Heath (or YOUNG ENNIS, one or the other),  in great duress due to the High Priestess's surprisingly vise-like grip, is finally rescued by the always quick-thinking LUCISE INDAPADDOCK, who hitches up CIGAR BUTT and DUMBASS MULE to a cable wound round the HP's feet and hauls away with great vigor.)) 

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Lucia.jpg)

((Exhausted, the High Priestess falls swooning amidst the melee.))



YOUNG JACK:

((Distracted by the goings on with the High Priestess, Jack can't stand it anymore. He walks away from Ms. Snow, excusing himself for a moment, and puts his hands on his hips. He doesn't seem to realize how ridiculous this looks when he's wearing a tuxedo.))

**Ennis! What the hell is goin' on here? You got this mad woman gropin' ya all over right here in public. If you'da wanted that type of gropin' all ya had to do was ask, I'd have obliged ya.**           
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Post by: Lumière on July 31, 2006, 01:50:14 am
(( A few beers later, Lucise finally notices that Guy is alone at a corner in the room.  He squeezes through the crowd and finally makes it to where Guy is sitting ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/0e8fff2c.jpg)

))


** Hey Guy .. how are ya?  Glad to see that you joined the party.  :) 
I noticed you were in deep conversation with the old what's his name, and I dint want to interrupt you.  Cool party aint it?
**




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Post by: Daniel on July 31, 2006, 01:59:46 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Is overjoyed when he hears Lucise's voice, jumps up and embraces him.))

**Oh, Lucise... It was the most terrifying thing I've been through in a long time. When that owl grabbed me and dragged me down here, I thought for sure I would freak out in a major way. But I didn't. And I have an appointment to see Dr. Statler tomorrow so maybe he can do what my own therapists haven't been able to do.**

((Backs away a little bit and smiles up at Lucise.))

**Umm, are you having a good time at the party? I was looking for you but I didn't see you.... I don't think I am mingling as much as I should be. It's a little crowded in here. Well, not over here in this corner, but the party in general. What did you need the mule and horse for? There is a lot of screaming and shouting going on over there.**
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Post by: Lumière on July 31, 2006, 02:25:27 am
((Lucise smiles warmly when Guy jumps up and embraces him ..))


** Ohh..forget about the MULE and HORSE ..
I am just so glad to see you looking relaxed .. and well, happy. 
Do you want to stick around here longer, or ...? 
What are your plans for the rest of the day?  **



((Lucise sits down beside Guy, their knees brushing slightly ..))


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Post by: Daniel on July 31, 2006, 02:34:16 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Well, I still need those papers signed by Ms. Owl. I kind of promised my boss I'd have them signed by tonight.**

((Guy thinks for a moment, letting his hand casually fall into Lucise's, interweaving their fingers like they had done the previous night.))

**But I would really like to get out of this underground space. The atmosphere is a little oppressive. I didn't know I was claustrophobic like this. I never have been before...**

((Guy looks sadly at Lucise.))

**Lucise, what is going on? All these fears, they keep surfacing, right when I don't need them to. Well some I know I've always had... But I don't like being underground, and thats putting it mildly. Another vase on the shelf I guess... My psyche is more fragile than a house of cards.**
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Post by: Lumière on July 31, 2006, 02:53:49 am
(( Lucise moves closer to Guy, taking his hand more intimately in his ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/89f0863b.jpg)

))


** Sure thing .. let's git out of here.  If OWLMA is not too drunk right now, you can get her to sign the documents ..

Oh.. dont look now, but it looks like OWLMA has made up with OSCAR .. they are in the middle of ..ummm...a make-out session over there.
**


((Lucise looks away, blushing slightly ..))


** I am ready to leave when you are Guy. **
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Post by: Pipedream on July 31, 2006, 03:21:00 am

((Somewhere outside, the Continuity Director and the Director's Assistant are complaining about that party messing up the whole schedule of today's shoot and demand it being ended immediately, but Owl Olivia doesn't pay attention right now. After a few owl cocktails, she and Oscar have discovered they still like each other a lot...))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/ZweiEulensingen-1.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on July 31, 2006, 03:27:13 am
THE WIND

((Getting ready for the party seems to be taking forever))

Oh do hurry up, I want to get there before it's over, you know.

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/img.jpg)

THE MOUNTAIN

Yes, Miz Mariah.

((Rolls eyes at Mariah's usual whinin' and dronin'.))
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Post by: Ellemeno on July 31, 2006, 03:48:46 am
THE WIND

((blowing this way and that))

%% Which to wear, which to wear? %%

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/VivienLeighOut4.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 31, 2006, 04:09:31 pm
~~Meanwhile, outside the treehouse, two people are sitting on a bench smokin...one of them is CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1.~~

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/powdernoseshot.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on July 31, 2006, 04:35:56 pm

** Commercial Break! ** Commercial Break! ** Commercial Break! **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/DurcheinanderKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 31, 2006, 04:37:43 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

** Ms. Property Manager, I don't think pink is the best color text to use for that commercial. No one can read the slogan.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on July 31, 2006, 04:39:26 pm
The Props Magician:

** Tell that your grocer, Guy! ** 
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 31, 2006, 04:47:15 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Oh, I'm sorry, my real grocer was on vacation that day. We'll get this fixed with the proper ink color: I'll have the boys down in advertising fix it up before final print.**

**Yeah, Sam does have a thing for pink, but I've told him before not to let his artistic selections interfere with the client's requests.**
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Post by: Pipedream on July 31, 2006, 04:55:04 pm

The Props Magician: ::)
** Dr. Statler!!!! I think your services are needed here! ** 

%% Gotta get out of this madhouse. What am I doing here in the first place? After all, I've got a million things to do down at our town set. This Guy guy is driving me nuts... %%
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Post by: nakymaton on July 31, 2006, 04:58:04 pm
~~Meanwhile, outside the treehouse, two people are sitting on a bench smokin...one of them is CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1.~~

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/powdernoseshot.jpg)

SNOW:

((Steps outside for a breath of fresh air. Settles on the back of CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1's neck. Melts and drips down his back.))

** ;D **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on July 31, 2006, 05:01:28 pm
The Props Magician: ::)
** Dr. Statler!!!! I think your services are needed here! ** 

%% Gotta get out of this madhouse. What am I doing here in the first place? After all, I've got a million things to do down at our town set. This Guy guy is driving me nuts... %%

GUY RAPHAELSON:

%% I'm driving her nuts ? ? ? %%
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Post by: Pipedream on July 31, 2006, 05:19:08 pm
((Down in the wine cellar, the temperature drops by several degrees as a cool wind blows in, which gives Owl Olivia a welcome opportunity to send her remaining guests home...))

** Oh, hi wind! Kinda late to show up here, isn't it? Your dress is nice, though. Sorry to say so, but our lil' party is over now. You can have a take away bottle a wine if you want to! **


((adressing the crowd))

** Right, thanks for coming everbody! But we gotta get to work on the production again. See ya all on set! **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/EulebeichtetKopie2.jpg)

((Then, whispering in Oscar's ear))

** Come on baby, let's get to the owl-partment! **
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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 31, 2006, 05:40:50 pm
CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1:

%%If only I were back in my beloved country, I would be skiing right now!! Just the thought of it gives me chills down my back like a blue streak!!!%%
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Post by: Daniel on July 31, 2006, 05:57:28 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Here, Ms. Property Manager, try this one.**
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Post by: Lynne on July 31, 2006, 06:01:25 pm
CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1:

%%If only I were back in my beloved country, I would be skiing right now!! Just the thought of it gives me chills down my back like a blue streak!!!%%

CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #2 (Understudy):

((Nodding in commiseration))

~~ I'm with you, chica.  It's too CALIENTE to be up here with these sheep.  That hombre we work for ain't got no right to make us do this! We oughta both be on that ski slope!~~

% Uh-oh; I think I may be sounding too much like that really sexy shepherd who complains, complains, and complains!!%%
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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 31, 2006, 06:29:47 pm
CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1: (Translated from the Spanish)

Mi Amiga, if I could control the weather, I would ask the wind and the snow to send an early snowstorm over Brokeback Mountain so you and I could bring our herd down early, and redline it back to Patagonia, where the powder is deep, the mountainsides are devoid of Hollywood types, the wine is delicious, and the sea bass is excellent, broiled with a little cilantro sprinkled on top. It is my fervent wish that we reunite for a couple of high-altitude rides on the mountain each year, at least!! And why are we always in the friggin cold anyway? Next year, instead of Brokeback Mountain, let's go to Mexico!!
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Post by: Ellemeno on July 31, 2006, 06:48:53 pm
THE WIND

%% Fiddle dee dee!!  I'm not leaving this party til I get what I need. %%

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/fiddle_dee.jpg)
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Post by: Lynne on July 31, 2006, 06:52:08 pm
CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1: (Translated from the Spanish)

And why are we always in the friggin cold anyway? Next year, instead of Brokeback Mountain, let's go to Mexico!!


CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #2 (Understudy):

Those sound like the sorta high times in Patagonia to make one feel like pawing at the moon, chica.  But ol' Mexico...there we could also achieve much of the same.  We may have to settle for Tecate or Modelo instead of wine, but I bet the sea bass con cilantro es excellente, and there's always tacos del pescados.  We could camp on the beach in Baja, no tents scented by piss del gato, nothing but the sweet/salty ocean breeze...And last but not least, if we run into Hollywood types, we can only hope it will be Rodrigo Prieto!!
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Post by: Daniel on July 31, 2006, 06:53:22 pm
THE WIND

%% Fiddle dee dee!!  I'll leave the party when I'm ready and not one minute before! %%

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/fiddle_dee.jpg)
YOUNG JACK:

((also hangs around to talk with his friend, Wind))

**I like how you think, Ms. Wind. We can have us a party of our own. Whadya make of that High Priestess makin' on with Ennis like that? And he was standin' there lettin' her do it too. Ya know, I got a hankerin' to go find that boy and give him a piece of me, I mean a piece a my mind after that stunt last night.  You pretty much been everywhere 'round here. Ya know where he is?**

((Jack takes a sip of the sacred whiskey.))
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Post by: Ellemeno on July 31, 2006, 07:02:14 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((also hangs around to talk with his friend, Wind))

**I like how you think, Ms. Wind. We can have us a party of our own. Whadya make of that High Priestess makin' on with Ennis like that? And he was standin' there lettin' her do it too. Ya know, I got a hankerin' to go find that boy and give him a piece of me, I mean a piece a my mind after that stunt last night.  You pretty much been everywhere 'round here. Ya know where he is?**

((Jack takes a sip of the sacred whiskey.))

THE WIND

** Jack, you know you're my special guy and that I'm almost always there for you, Hun, but there are two things I need right now, and I'll talk to you soon....  Gotta go. **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/155479QVyU_w.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 31, 2006, 07:06:12 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Frankly, my dear.... I still need ta find Ennis. I hope he's not sore at me fer yellin' last night. We gotta get up on that mountain and finish our scene.**
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Post by: Pipedream on July 31, 2006, 07:34:51 pm
((The Orchestra, suddenly feeling swept away by the cold breeze, starts to play a tune especially for the wind...))   :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Orchester2.jpg)
(play me!)
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Post by: Daniel on July 31, 2006, 07:36:50 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack considers raiding visiting the High Priestess's trailer to make sure she hasn't stolen off with Ennis again. After a moment he disregards that thought.))

%% Nah, he wouldn' do that. Not after last night. %%

((Jack decides that Ennis must be playing a game of hide and seek with him.))

**Ennis! Ennis! Come out, come out, wherere you are!!**

((Young Jack gets out his lasso again, twirls it around looking for him.))

**Hope you didn' get too drunk last night, Ennis!! Cause me'n'you, we're gonna do somethin' when I catch you. **
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Post by: Meryl on July 31, 2006, 09:30:09 pm

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Travposter.jpg)

** Ah me, such a sweet dream I had of that dear boy.  He was awfully kind to see me back to my place.  He was even kind to those childish pants of his that got so envious of his party trousers.  It was worth ruining my outfit to share such a moment with YOUNG ENNIS.  I so wish we didn't have to leave the Mountain, to come down to the real world.  They say it's only a movie, but sometimes it feels all too real.... **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/Ennisonhill.jpg)
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Post by: Brown Eyes on July 31, 2006, 10:48:54 pm
-THE SNOW'S PONY- I certainly hope the party's not over!  I just got here and was hoping to meet a few other horse/pony/mule types.  Am I too late to join in the fun?


(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiGC58pE.VIBfeOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ak5o3i6/EXP=1154234626/**http%3a//www.yenra.com/my-little-pony/my-little-pony.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 31, 2006, 10:51:50 pm
-THE SNOW'S PONY- I certainly hope the party's not over!  I just got here and was hoping to meet a few other horse/pony/mule types.  Am I too late to join in the fun?


(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiGC58pE.VIBfeOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ak5o3i6/EXP=1154234626/**http%3a//www.yenra.com/my-little-pony/my-little-pony.jpg)

YOUNG JACK:

**Sorry, little darlin', ya just missed 'em. I'd say let's go find 'em and have a party of our own, but Ennis's gone missin. You ain't seen him, have ya?**
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Post by: Meryl on July 31, 2006, 10:55:44 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/high_priestess_coyote.jpg)

For there came a time in that bright summer when the Mountain turned against Our Boys.
The Wind blew hard, and Hail stung them, and in a night of storm, the Sheep ran away West.

Snow came early, melted quick, but cloud on cloud gathered over the Pacific, looming large...

They packed in their game and headed down and down, and the Mountain sent stones rolling after them.
They drove the Sheep hard, pursued by snow-dark clouds, and the Grass moaned as the Wind passed over it.

They were falling, falling headlong, into the Chasm--the name we now give to that terrible month,
The month of parting, the month passed over for November, the month when death found Jack on a lonely road---
 Dark August.
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Post by: Daniel on July 31, 2006, 11:19:50 pm
(( Lucise moves closer to Guy, taking his hand more intimately in his ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/89f0863b.jpg)

))


** Sure thing .. let's git out of here.  If OWLMA is not too drunk right now, you can get her to sign the documents ..

Oh.. dont look now, but it looks like OWLMA has made up with OSCAR .. they are in the middle of ..ummm...a make-out session over there.
**


((Lucise looks away, blushing slightly ..))


** I am ready to leave when you are Guy. **


GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy and Lucise walk together out into the sunlight, and Guy breathes an audible sigh of relief. Being in the open washes away all his doubts and fears, and he enjoys the sunlight beaming on his face. He looks down at his hand, the one still linked with Lucise's, and wonders at the feel of Lucise's warm firm skin against his own. He looks up at Lucise from beside him, only to find Lucise looking back at him. Guy blushes.))

**Umm... did you mean what you said earlier. Would it be alright if I stayed at your place?**

((At Lucise's nod, Guy genuinely smiles. He immediately steps in front of Lucise, reaches his arms up around his neck. Lucise wraps his arms around Guy's torso, holding him close.))

**Let me try something...?**

((Lucise nods again, smiling. Guy's fears are washed away everytime he sees Lucise looking at him that way. But now they've come back, again. But he doesn't care. He can't be ruled by his fears all the time, he has to face them, overcome them. Guy leans close to Lucise, brings his face up next to his. There is no ominous feeling, no sense that he would experience any pain by touching Lucise. Before he can think about it too much, Guy presses his cheek against Lucise's.))

((There was pain. It seared through his flesh like burning acid. Guy tried the best he could to ignore the sensations. They weren't real. He focused on the sky and the clouds the sunlight the grass and golden forest around him. As tears of pain filled his eyes, he focused on his breathing, until the pain had faded to nothing. Guy was amazed that Lucise had stayed still during his exploration of touch, but then he realized he shouldn't be. Lucise was strong. He was strong enough for both of them. Guy felt a subtle burning in his chest region. He didn't know why, but it wasn't like the other pain he had experienced. This was something different. He wanted to cry, laugh, and cry out in fear all at the same time. Instead he whispered into Lucise's ear.))

**Oh, Lucise. I'm so sorry. I've made your life quite an ordeal.**

((Lucise didn't respond just turned his head slightly and kissed Guy gently on his jawline, which was the only thing he could reach. Guy stilled for a moment, still surprised that he experienced no pain. Then he turned his head and kissed Lucise's cheek in return. He backed away for a moment, breaking their contact, but still wrapped in their embrace. He looked into Lucise's dark blue eyes, his own reflecting fear and self doubt.  Lucise's eyes offered only warmth, compassion, and understanding. How could Guy keep from giving Lucise what he knew he so desperately needed.))

((Guy raised his head up again, pressing his lips against Lucise's. Lucise's lips yielded to his own and Guy found himself deepening their kiss naturally, without thinking about it. Lucise responded and pulled him closer, and Guy found himself reeling in response. He was losing control, wrapped in Lucise's arms, and he was enjoying it. This was an entirely new sensation for him. Guy felt like falling into Lucise, melting into him completely, knowing that Lucise would be able to handle whatever came their way. It was Lucise who broke their kiss. He pulled away gently and Guy could see some unreadable expression in his eyes. Guy swallowed guiltily. Had he been doing it wrong?))
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Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 12:31:04 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy raised his head up again, pressing his lips against Lucise's. Lucise's lips yielded to his own and Guy found himself deepening their kiss naturally, without thinking about it. Lucise responded and pulled him closer, and Guy found himself reeling in response. He was losing control, wrapped in Lucise's arms, and he was enjoying it. This was an entirely new sensation for him. Guy felt like falling into Lucise, melting into him completely, knowing that Lucise would be able to handle whatever came their way. It was Lucise who broke their kiss. He pulled away gently and Guy could see some unreadable expression in his eyes. Guy swallowed guiltily. Had he been doing it wrong?))


(( Lucise pulls away from that head-spinning kiss with Guy ..  He literally feels faint, unprepared, overwhelmed, blown away ..  A mixture of emotions too intense to put to words; his lips tingling from Guy's touch; his imagination running wild with the kiss he had just experienced, filling his mind with erotic images of himself and Guy ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/cd0675fd.jpg)

))

%% Breathe Lucise .. breathe..%%

((Lucise looks into Guy's eyes .. momentarily forgetting the English language .. ))

**
Ummm...wow ..Guy, umm, I..wow..I mean, .. you are great!  That was great!
Are you sure you want to do this?  I don't want to get too carried away ..
Umm, I need to know if this is really what you want to do ..
**



((Lucise pulls Guy closer to himself, gently rubbing his back where his hands lay..))


** You look so friggin' hot right now!  Damn! **


%%
SHEEP BE SOOOOO DAMNED!
%%

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Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 01:49:21 am
(( Lucise pulls away from that head-spinning kiss with Guy ..  He literally feels faint, unprepared, overwhelmed, blown away ..  A mixture of emotions too intense to put to words; his lips tingling from Guy's touch; his imagination running wild with the kiss he had just experienced, filling his mind with erotic images of himself and Guy ..))

((Lucise looks into Guy's eyes .. momentarily forgetting the English language .. ))

**
Ummm...wow ..Guy, umm, I..wow..I mean, .. you are great!  That was great!
Are you sure you want to do this?  I don't want to get too carried away ..
Umm, I need to know if this is really what you want to do ..
**



((Lucise pulls Guy closer to himself, gently rubbing his back where his hands lay..))


** You look so friggin' hot right now!  Damn! **



GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Blushes as Lucises words wash over him.))

**I don't know. I mean, it doesn't feel like we're doing very much right now. I just wanted to show you how much I appreciate everything you've done for me.... and that I could do that now. It's like taking babysteps, sometimes. But what we were just doing... Me kissing you... That was okay, right...?**

((Guy looks around, his eyes focusing on everything but Lucise's face. When Lucise pulls him closer again, Guy looks up, hoping to see something in Lucise's eyes that registered with approval.))

**That wasn't too difficult. I mean, it took a while, but I was finally able to do that....to kiss you I mean. I don't know what to do next. But I'm willing to try. Maybe not today. But someday.... soon.**
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Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 02:05:19 am
((Lucise smiles warmly at Guy's nervous fidgetting ..))


**
You were great .. That was one of the hottest kisses I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing .. Umm, let me just tell you here and now that you can practise that with me anytime you like ..
**



(( Guy visibly relaxes at Lucise's comment as they loosen their embrace, holding their hands firmly, fingers intertwined, bodies still touching ..))


** You know Guy, some of this stuff is new to me too, .. well, alot of it is new to me, but you make it feel so damn right.  There is no need for us to rush into anything, we can take it slow and explore other things ..you know, like getting to know each other better.. umm, and like I said before, you can stay at my place if you like .. I'd love to do ..umm, I mean have you. 
**



((Lucise giggles nervously, blushing slightly .. ))


** I'm gonna head out to the ranch now and spend some time with the sheep before they leave today ..  I hope I see you for supper tonight?  I'll cook .. :), something more elaborate than mac and cheese this time .. I feel like celebrating for some reason ..
What d'ya think?
**


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Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 02:16:32 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy laughs at Lucise's giggle. It seems so out of place.))

**That sounds alright.... Hopefully, I'll get these documents signed (finally) and I'll have a reason to celebrate too. Don't forget that I can cook also.**

((Guy slowly pulls away from Lucise, unmeshing their hands at the last moment. He takes a few steps away from Lucise, grabs his briefcase, which he had dropped when the Owl grabbed him, turned back toward Lucise with a smile, and waved his hand as he left.))
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Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 02:47:33 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy slowly pulls away from Lucise, unmeshing their hands at the last moment. He takes a few steps away from Lucise, grabs his briefcase, which he had dropped when the Owl grabbed him, turned back toward Lucise with a smile, and waved his hand as he left.))


(( Lucise waves to Guy and looks on, licking his lips as Guy walks away ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/990a9ce7.jpg)

))

%%
I need to get back to the trailer for a sec, I need another moment in the bathroom..
%%

((At that, Lucise turns around and rushes back towards his trailer, ..
.. and why on earth is he walking so strangely? ))





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Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 03:05:23 am
(( A few moments later, Lucise gets back to his trailer and  .. umm, relieves himself in the bathroom .. puts on his overalls for work and heads back out again to the ranch ..

On his way there, he passes by Vickee, the SLEEPING SHEEP dozing off in the shade ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/74bd10e2.jpg)
))


** Vickee, come with me .. go on ..get up!  We are going back to the herd, come on ..wake up sleepy head ..!!  Today is the last day on Broken Arsed, you dont wanna be left behind, do ya?    Come on ...**



((Vickee reluctantly awakes from her slumber and follows Lucise, nodding off from time to time as she trots ..  As they approach the herd, Lucise grins heartily when he sees his trusted Assistant, Iqualuit ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/454e5c33.jpg)

))


** Hey Iqualuit!!  Looks like it's the last day up here after all.  Damn!  I'm gonna miss them woolies .. I'm really gonna miss 'em ..  Now we just gotta sit tight and wait for them actors to proceed with the scene .. How you been anyway bud?  Life has been full of surprises for me lately .. **


((Lucise looks down at Vickee, smiling to himself ..))




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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 01, 2006, 10:52:48 am
~~Also heading up the hill are the CHILEAN SHEEPHERDERS, ready for their last scene, along with THE BASQUE, of counting the sheep...~~

SHEEPHERDER #1: (translated from the Spanish)
Ay, I'm not ready for a full day on the set, after last evening with my sister sheepherder! I fear if I count the sheep, I will fall asleep, it's a professional hazard! I'll just have to keep myself awake by thinking of days to come with her in Mexico after this! (Lost in reverie...)

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/wayofthegaucho.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 12:35:33 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy arrives at the owl-partment, looking around a bit. He doesn't see any way to reach the branch-bevied balconied boudouir. He shouted out, hopefully not disturbing the owl family or any other nearby animals.))

**Ms. Owl? Are you at home?**
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Post by: Pipedream on August 01, 2006, 01:07:43 pm
((No answer from the owl-partment...))  :P

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/VerliebtimBaumhaus.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 01:29:14 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy notices the sign and sighs in dismay. He'll have to come back later. Maybe he can find Ms. Snow and discuss the August Snow Ice Cream Venture.))

%%Now, where would Ms. Snow be?%%
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Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 02:29:46 pm
((Meanwhile .. back at the ranch:

Lucise lays on the ground, his hands behind his head .. dreaming of all the incredible adventures he has had with the woolies up on Broken Arsed ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/ad5680e8.jpg)

))


%%
I sure am gonna miss the woolly lil things!  From PEEING SHEEP's cousin's niece's husband who loves dressing in drag, to the aromatic PEEING SHEEP herself, to SLEEPING SHEEP nodding off everywhere, to LIMPING SHEEP's excellent moves, to all the cute lil lambs I have birthed up here, to the horny-as-hell Bavarian sheep, to the lovable Chilean additions to the herd, to the HIPPIE SHEEP and even the TORY ones ... *sigh* ..
I am gonna miss the lil bastards ..  :-\  :'(
%%



((Lucise wipes a tear forcing its way out of his right eye ..
Slowly but surely, his mind drifts to other things ..
Things that hold some promise for the future, new hope, new beginnings ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/e88e4598.jpg)

))
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Post by: Pipedream on August 01, 2006, 02:58:34 pm
((Meanwhile .. back at the ranch:

%%
I sure am gonna miss the woolly lil things!  From PEEING SHEEP's cousin's niece's husband who loves dressing in drag, to the aromatic PEEING SHEEP herself, to SLEEPING SHEEP nodding off everywhere, to LIMPING SHEEP's excellent moves, to all the cute lil lambs I have birthed up here, to the horny-as-hell Bavarian sheep, to the lovable Chilean additions to the herd, to the HIPPIE SHEEP and even the TORY ones ... *sigh* ..
I am gonna miss the lil bastards ..  :-\  :'(
%%



The Props Magician:

** Awww! Don't cry, Mr. Indappadock! Here's a lil' wooly for you to rewarm that old, cold time on the mountain in the days to come. And a lil' flower... **
  :-*

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/SchfchenimWaldKopie.jpg)

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00007996.gif)
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Post by: nakymaton on August 01, 2006, 03:20:38 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy notices the sign and sighs in dismay. He'll have to come back later. Maybe he can find Ms. Snow and discuss the August Snow Ice Cream Venture.))

%%Now, where would Ms. Snow be?%%

((SNOW has been reduced to a dirty, ever-so-slightly-yellow-stained pile in the shade of a cluster of lodgepole pines. And she looks grumpy because her PONY appears more interested in mules and horses than in sleigh rides.))
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Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 03:34:10 pm
The Props Magician:

** Awww! Don't cry, Mr. Indappadock! Here's a lil' wooly for you to rewarm that old, cold time on the mountain in the days to come. And a lil' flower... **
  :-*

**
Sniff ... Cheers Ms Spanky .. sniff
He is just adorable and so cuddly ..
**


%% Jeez!  I sound like a girl!  :-X  %%


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/5c29665d.jpg)



** I feel much better now thanks.   :)**


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Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 03:39:43 pm
((SNOW has been reduced to a dirty, ever-so-slightly-yellow-stained pile in the shade of a cluster of lodgepole pines. And she looks grumpy because her PONY appears more interested in mules and horses than in sleigh rides.))

GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy finally finds Ms. Snow.))

**Ah, there you are. Ms. Snow. No, please don't fluff up on my account, I'm a professional. I would just like to take a few moments of your time to discuss Un Limited's newest marketing venture in collaboration with OOC Productions: August Snow Ice Cream products, which we would love for you to be a seasonal spokesperson for. All year round in ski resorts and polar climes, if you like. So, what do you think?**
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Post by: nakymaton on August 01, 2006, 05:20:24 pm
%%
Just as long as I'm not shipped to NYC or Chicago or something as a form of emergency air conditioning...
%%
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Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 05:37:53 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Emergency air conditioning? All those beautiful individual snowflakes being used for air conditioning? I would hope not. You'd be receiving the star treatement. And listen to these flavors: "Rocky Range Road", "Brokenback Butterscotch Banana", "Del Mar Twist" (that's a swirl of chocolate and vanilla), "Cassie's Cherry Champagne", "Lureen's Lime'n'lemon", "Alma's Almond A La Mode", "Greyhound Apple Pie", "Bobby's Birthday Brownie", "Jenny's Jubilee" (something like Neapolitan, but we used cherry instead of strawberry), "Junior's Jamberry", "Bluebird Blueberry", "Whiskey Springs Eternal", "Coffee (Not for Texans)", and Cow'n'Calf Operation Dairy's busy making more even as we speak. That's the best part of it, as far as I'm concerned, you'd be working with one of the newest, up and coming Dairies out there. Cow'n'Calf Operation is going places.**
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Post by: DeeDee on August 01, 2006, 05:38:43 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack considers raiding visiting the High Priestess's trailer to make sure she hasn't stolen off with Ennis again. After a moment he disregards that thought.))

%% Nah, he wouldn' do that. Not after last night. %%

((Jack decides that Ennis must be playing a game of hide and seek with him.))

**Ennis! Ennis! Come out, come out, wherere you are!!**

((Young Jack gets out his lasso again, twirls it around looking for him.))

**Hope you didn' get too drunk last night, Ennis!! Cause me'n'you, we're gonna do somethin' when I catch you. **


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis comes stumbling back up the hill with a top grade headache. He rubs his eyes trying to figure out if he was dreaming. He remembers a priestess of some sort.  Was she hitting on him?  He was in a trailer somewheres, but can't remember much.))

%% Now where's Jack?  Where'd that boy go to?  I'm in the mood for some tusslin' and don't know what got me so randy.  I think sumpthin's up with that whiskey.  Did I even drink any whiskey?%%

((Ennis turns suddenly to the sound of Jack's voice.  His heart skips a beat at the sight of him walking up the hill with the lasso.))

%% Can think of a few things that rope might be good fer.%%
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Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 05:47:58 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis comes stumbling back up the hill with a top grade headache. He rubs his eyes trying to figure out if he was dreaming. He remembers a priestess of some sort.  Was she hitting on him?  He was in a trailer somewheres, but can't remember much.))

%% Now where's Jack?  Where'd that boy go to?  I'm in the mood for some tusslin' and don't know what got me so randy.  I think sumpthin's up with that whiskey.  Did I even drink any whiskey?%%

((Ennis turns suddenly to the sound of Jack's voice.  His heart skips a beat at the sight of him walking up the hill with the lasso.))

%% Can think of a few things that rope might be good fer.%%

YOUNG JACK:

((Not wanting to remind Ennis that they played with the rope some just before that annoying invitation for the party arrived, Jack tried to sneak up on Ennis and threw the lasso over his shoulders in a smart little trick. He was always good at rodeo roping, just couldn't do most of the tricks.))

Come on, Ennis.... **After your little excursion out there, I hope you're ready for more fun.** Let's get a move on, it's gonna be a busy day.

((Jack pulled a little on the lasso, trying to get Ennis to get up.))
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Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 06:12:52 pm
((


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/dd446ac4.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/9014f635.jpg)


))
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Post by: DeeDee on August 01, 2006, 06:36:35 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Not wanting to remind Ennis that they played with the rope some just before that annoying invitation for the party arrived, Jack tried to sneak up on Ennis and threw the lasso over his shoulders in a smart little trick. He was always good at rodeo roping, just couldn't do most of the tricks.))

Come on, Ennis.... **After your little excursion out there, I hope you're ready for more fun.** Let's get a move on, it's gonna be a busy day.

((Jack pulled a little on the lasso, trying to get Ennis to get up.))

YOUNG ENNIS:

((Ennis stands up, shakes off the rope and starts walking down the hill.  After a few steps, he finds himself flat on his back. Jack roped his feet and now Ennis is pulling Jack down with him.))

Come on, boy. You think you can rope me?  I'll show ya whut yer gonna git for this.

(( Jack stumbles and falls on top of Ennis.  Ennis then tackles Jack and they can both feel the tensions of the last day becoming apparent.  Suddenly, Ennis is kissing every part of Jacks face and neck.  He is torn between sadness, anger and lust.  He doesn't want to let go, making this last is all he has left.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 06:45:36 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Ennis stands up, shakes off the rope and starts walking down the hill.  After a few steps, he finds himself flat on his back. Jack roped his feet and now Ennis is pulling Jack down with him.))

Come on, boy. You think you can rope me?  I'll show ya whut yer gonna git for this.

(( Jack stumbles and falls on top of Ennis.  Ennis then tackles Jack and they can both feel the tensions of the last day becoming apparent.  Suddenly, Ennis is kissing every part of Jacks face and neck.  He is torn between sadness, anger and lust.  He doesn't want to let go, making this last is all he has left.))

YOUNG JACK:

((Jack reaches up and embraces Ennis, holding him tighter to him. He's not gonna let this boy go. There's no one in the world that's gonna make him. Even if that high priestess came storming up the mountain again, and he still remembered what happened the last time she was here. Jack tries to talk between Ennis's kisses.))

Ennis??? - mmff - What are we supposed ta do now?

((Jack tries to hold Ennis off him, pushes him a little to make eye contact, to try and really communicate with him, to let him know that he's afraid and uncertain but still loves him. Ennis won't stop kissing him, though, keeps his eyes closed.))
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Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 07:03:22 pm
((


YOUNG ENNIS:

((Ennis stands up, shakes off the rope and starts walking down the hill.  After a few steps, he finds himself flat on his back. Jack roped his feet and now Ennis is pulling Jack down with him.))

Come on, boy. You think you can rope me?  I'll show ya whut yer gonna git for this.

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/d86a2314.jpg)


(( Jack stumbles and falls on top of Ennis.  Ennis then tackles Jack and they can both feel the tensions of the last day becoming apparent.  Suddenly, Ennis is kissing every part of Jacks face and neck.  He is torn between sadness, anger and lust.  He doesn't want to let go, making this last is all he has left.))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/bc718859.jpg)


YOUNG JACK:

((Jack reaches up and embraces Ennis, holding him tighter to him. He's not gonna let this boy go. There's no one in the world that's gonna make him. Even if that high priestess came storming up the mountain again, and he still remembered what happened the last time she was here. Jack tries to talk between Ennis's kisses.))

Ennis??? - mmff - What are we supposed ta do now?

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/fef59759.jpg)

))
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Post by: nakymaton on August 01, 2006, 08:20:18 pm
**In response to Guy's offer to let SNOW rule an ice cream empire...**

Yay! Ice cream! I think the pony likes ice cream, too.
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiGC58pE.VIBfeOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ak5o3i6/EXP=1154234626/**http%3a//www.yenra.com/my-little-pony/my-little-pony.jpg)

((And suddenly... the weather over the Pacific clears???))
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Post by: DeeDee on August 01, 2006, 08:24:19 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack reaches up and embraces Ennis, holding him tighter to him. He's not gonna let this boy go. There's no one in the world that's gonna make him. Even if that high priestess came storming up the mountain again, and he still remembered what happened the last time she was here. Jack tries to talk between Ennis's kisses.))

Ennis??? - mmff - What are we supposed ta do now?

((Jack tries to hold Ennis off him, pushes him a little to make eye contact, to try and really communicate with him, to let him know that he's afraid and uncertain but still loves him. Ennis won't stop kissing him, though, keeps his eyes closed.))


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is out of control right now.  He doesn't care that they're out in the open, not in a tent or late at night or in the woods.  He wants him now and Jack seems to be in the same mind as him.))

(( Ennis start to undress both of them, clumsy as he is intent.  He feels the sun beating down on his already hot body, and it only escalates his desire.))

(( He feels Jack reacting under him, and starts their lovemaking under the bright sun and the darkness of his future.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 09:28:25 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is out of control right now.  He doesn't care that they're out in the open, not in a tent or late at night or in the woods.  He wants him now and Jack seems to be in the same mind as him.))

(( Ennis start to undress both of them, clumsy as he is intent.  He feels the sun beating down on his already hot body, and it only escalates his desire.))

(( He feels Jack reacting under him, and starts their lovemaking under the bright sun and the darkness of his future.))


YOUNG JACK:

((Jack responds the only way he can when Ennis undresses him, with eager anticipation. But Ennis was different this time, more wild, frenzied. He could feel his body being torn apart almost with Ennis's forceful entries. His grunts were both pleasure and pain, but he had never felt this close to Ennis before. Jack wondered what Ennis could be thinking, but any logical mental thoughts were completely overriden by the experience of Ennis's taut muscular body above him, in him. He could feel Ennis's breath on the back of his neck, hear it grow ragged and rhythmic as the man above him reached the rapid rhythm he would finally lose himself in.))

((In the fevered frenzy of their lovemaking, Ennis groans and collapses ontop of Jack, who suddenly arches his back in the moment of his own orgasm. Jack's head slams into Ennis's nose, blood flowing out suddenly. At Ennis's groan of pain, Jack tries to recover from the shock and pleasure of the moment and turns his head to look up at him, make sure he's alright. Ennis falls violently onto him, his forehead cracking against his jaw.))

Jeez. Ennis?! Are you all right?!

**Moral of the Story: Simultaneous Orgasm. It's not always a good thing.**
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Post by: Lumière on August 01, 2006, 10:12:29 pm
(( The post-coital scene (Minus the clothes of course .. ;D )

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/21b91c64.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/3a2d0125.jpg)

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((
P/s: Guy - if you are listening, Lucise Indapaddock says he has no beef with .. umm..simultaneous orgasms!   
Apparently, he doesn't mind getting a bloody nose if it means he'll get some!  ::)
))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on August 01, 2006, 10:44:11 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack responds the only way he can when Ennis undresses him, with eager anticipation. But Ennis was different this time, more wild, frenzied. He could feel his body being torn apart almost with Ennis's forceful entries. His grunts were both pleasure and pain, but he had never felt this close to Ennis before. Jack wondered what Ennis could be thinking, but any logical mental thoughts were completely overriden by the experience of Ennis's taut muscular body above him, in him. He could feel Ennis's breath on the back of his neck, hear it grow ragged and rhythmic as the man above him reached the rapid rhythm he would finally lose himself in.))

((In the fevered frenzy of their lovemaking, Ennis groans and collapses ontop of Jack, who suddenly arches his back in the moment of his own orgasm. Jack's head slams into Ennis's nose, blood flowing out suddenly. At Ennis's groan of pain, Jack tries to recover from the shock and pleasure of the moment and turns his head to look up at him, make sure he's alright. Ennis falls violently onto him, his forehead cracking against his jaw.))

Jeez. Ennis?! Are you all right?!

**Moral of the Story: Simultaneous Orgasm. It's not always a good thing.**



YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis jumps up and quickly puts his clothes on while blood gushes from his nose.))

What happened?? What'd ya do ta me?

(( Ennis is angry now. He tries wiping the blood with his shirt sleeve.  His post coital elation is mixed with contempt for letting Jack Twist get under his skin.  For giving him the best summer of his life, knowing the end is here.))
 
(( Jack comes over trying to help, but Ennis will have none of it, doesn't even want to look at him right now.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2006, 10:48:55 pm


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis jumps up and quickly puts his clothes on while blood gushes from his nose.))

What happened?? What'd ya do ta me?

(( Ennis is angry now. He tries wiping the blood with his shirt sleeve.  His post coital elation is mixed with contempt for letting Jack Twist get under his skin.  For giving him the best summer of his life, knowing the end is here.))
 
(( Jack comes over trying to help, but Ennis will have none of it, doesn't even want to look at him right now.))

YOUNG JACK:

((Jack rubs the place on his cheek where Ennis's head struck into him. He could already feel a bruise coming.))

I think its more of a question of what we did ta each other.

((Jack grabs his clothes also, quickly putting them on. Ennis was in a bad mood. Again. Not the time to talk to him. But he looks over and sees Ennis trying to stop his nose from bleeding.))

Jesus, Ennis. I'm sorry about that. Wasn't really all my fault, but let me help with that.

((Jack tries to hold Ennis in his arms, but Ennis keeps pulling away.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on August 02, 2006, 12:54:16 pm
(( Meanwhile ..
Some of the sheep who were not so thrilled with the Broken Arsed experience, simply because they didn't get enough camera time, are ecstatic, pleased to leave it all behind them ...  ::)

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))


= Puh!  Dumb-ass woolies!  ::) =
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 02, 2006, 01:24:29 pm
SHEEPHERDER #1: **I see my help is needed here**

Yaw, you woolies!! Stop that dancin and head down the mountain, ya hear me??

((Rounds up the herd))

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Post by: Pipedream on August 02, 2006, 04:36:33 pm

((As Ennis and Jack prepare to leave the Mountain, the orchestra gathers for their grand farewell Open Air.))  :'(

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(play me!)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on August 02, 2006, 04:48:43 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack rubs the place on his cheek where Ennis's head struck into him. He could already feel a bruise coming.))

I think its more of a question of what we did ta each other.

((Jack grabs his clothes also, quickly putting them on. Ennis was in a bad mood. Again. Not the time to talk to him. But he looks over and sees Ennis trying to stop his nose from bleeding.))

Jesus, Ennis. I'm sorry about that. Wasn't really all my fault, but let me help with that.

((Jack tries to hold Ennis in his arms, but Ennis keeps pulling away.))

YOUNG JACK:

((Mounted on the back of LSP, Jack remembers back to those few precious moments earlier that morning. Ennis had pulled away so suddenly and so sharply it left him reeling and in more pain than the crack to his jaw. He looked up to see if Ennis was looking at him, but Ennis stared straight ahead, occasionally looking back at the DUMBASS MULES.))

((Jack took the hint and faced forward himself, focusing on the sheep and the events at hand: gettin' the sheep down the mountain.))

%% We never..... we never had a chance to talk 'bout this. About what's going on. I never got to tell him.... Maybe there's still time. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on August 02, 2006, 05:45:27 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Mounted on the back of LSP, Jack remembers back to those few precious moments earlier that morning. Ennis had pulled away so suddenly and so sharply it left him reeling and in more pain than the crack to his jaw. He looked up to see if Ennis was looking at him, but Ennis stared straight ahead, occasionally looking back at the DUMBASS MULES.))

((Jack took the hint and faced forward himself, focusing on the sheep and the events at hand: gettin' the sheep down the mountain.))

%% We never..... we never had a chance to talk 'bout this. About what's going on. I never got to tell him.... Maybe there's still time. %%


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, on top of Cigar butt, stares straight ahead as if in a trance.  The ride down the mountain seems almost like a dream to him.  He sees Jack look back, but won't look at him.))

%% I shouldn't be mad at 'em.  It ain't all his doin'.  I should'a known betta.  This thing we had ain't gonna happen off a this mountain.  Should'a told him so.  I hope he understands, he looks so damn sad.  Can't look at 'em though, don't know what I'll do if I see them eyes lookin' at me.%%

(( The boys and the animals continue their journey down Brokeback and into a life that was much more lonlier before they first went up.))




Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on August 02, 2006, 05:46:43 pm
((

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))


((Indapaddock weeps uncontrollably off-camera..))

** Bye bye my precious lil woolies!  :-\ :'(  **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on August 02, 2006, 07:20:42 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Young Jack sits in one of the little chairs, the one with his name across the back of it.))

**Okay, folks, I guess we need ta take 5 here. No offense to any directors, but I'm tired out. And no, not because of that, so stop sniggering, you gaffer.**

((Jack rolls his eyes... and sits back in the chair reading his script. %% It's actually a giant book of Mad Libs, but someone forgot to tell him. %%))

**We're gonna need the tapdancing basques, Victoria.... I guess you're already on top of that....
And Mr. Indapaddock, lets get the rest of them ballet-dancin' sheep off the mountain so we can get on with the next scene.
I know, I know, sorry Aunt Em and Miss Jane, I'm tryin' ta direct again. This next scene's important though. I'm jes' tryin' to make sure its a good one.
And I guess, Ms. Spanky, we're gonna need some special effects... the fires of hell for Aguirre's song. I knew you don't go down there regularly but this is a special occasion. Of course, the Orchestra is always ready, I've noticed. So looks like we're all just about ready.**


((Young Jack suddenly wakes up in his trailer in the middle of the night; the strange dreams of dancing sheep have returned.))
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Post by: RouxB on August 02, 2006, 08:56:08 pm
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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on August 02, 2006, 11:22:57 pm
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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: welliwont on August 03, 2006, 02:51:20 am
**Message from Director Raymille’s Blackberry (private number):**

==I never knew directing from afar could be so easy and rewarding!!  Thank Jack for my trusty Blackberry!

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And of course I would be lost without my laptop computer and cell phone!


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Well, the results of the endless rehearsals we carried out for the whole month of June are plain to see.  You are all outstanding!  I told you farkeen ac-tors that you can't just fly by the seat of your pants on this!  Improvisation is fine for that loser Lorne Michaels and his tired old show, but what we got here is polish!  Glad to see that some of you have taken my directions to heart.  Now here are some more:

When the two principal Players, and I'm talking about Jack and Ennis here, are anywhere within spittin' distance of each other (say 50 yards), all other ac-tors who are not contributing to the scene being played out should keep their pieholes shut for the duration of the scene, and not make a sound until Jack and Ennis are sated.  In other words, when you see some loving happening between our Jack and Ennis, can ya please give them some space?  This will preserve the special magic that we all know embodies the essence of these two special boys.

I regret that my busy schedule has kept me from personally guiding y'all in this Performance, but y'all are doing a fine job in spite of my dereliction of duties absence.  I especially like the performance of the actor TERRY CLOTH formerly known as WARSH RAG.  I am hearing excellent reviews of his angsty acting all the way over t'here in Tasmania!  Can you believe it?!



Now everybody break a leg!!==


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Post by: welliwont on August 03, 2006, 03:40:53 am
CALL SHEET


==HEADS UP PEOPLE!!!  THE NEXT TWO SCENES ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN:


  SCENE # 29 – THE SHEEPS' DELIVERANCE TO AGUIRRE
  SCENE # 30 – JACK AND ENNIS PART



THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION ASSISTANTS ARE NEEDED ON SET:
Lucise Indapaddock  -  Milli (Lucise)
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director  -  Celeste (YaadPyar)
Props Magician  -  Anke  (Pipedream)

THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Terry Cloth formerly known as Warsh Rag  -  alec716
Jack  -  Daniel
Ennis  -  DeeDee
Joe Aguirre  -  Lee (Front-Ranger)
The Basque  -  Rouxb
Low Startle Point  -  Jenny (newyearsday)
Cigar Butt  -  Melinda (Sashca1007)
Lucy the Blue Heeler Sheepdog  -  Leslie (MaineWriter)
Peeing Sheep  -  Becky
1000 Sheep Extras  -  uncredited
The Rearview Mirror on Jack's Truck  -  Nipith (Starboardlight)
The Man Who Passes Ennis Crouched In The Alley  -  ??
The Wind  -  Clarissa  ( Ellemeno)
Sun and Moon  -  Amanda (azt75)


THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS (IMPROV):
High Priestess (as always)  -  Meryl
Jack's Body Butter  -  Nicky (Saucycobblers)
Olivia Owl  -  Anke (Pipedream)
any other BetterMostian who cares to jump in==


CD JT
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on August 03, 2006, 10:30:52 am
((AGUIRRE pulls up to the corrals in his beat-up brown Rambler, a pair of foam dice hanging off his rearview. Gets out, reaches back in to grab thermos and copy of The Advocate, slams door, and stomps off to ancient falling-down shed where a couple of Basques are milling around.))

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Post by: YaadPyar on August 03, 2006, 11:59:25 am

The Rearview Mirror on Jack's Truck  -  Nipith (Starboardlight)


** Please note that The Rearview Mirror is out of the country until Augsut 24, and may not have Internet access. **
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Post by: Ellemeno on August 03, 2006, 12:06:45 pm
** Please note that The Rearview Mirror is out of the country until Augsut 24, and may not have Internet access. **

THE CASTING DIRECTOR

** Thanks Celeste, Well, if anyone can do their part, looking back, with hindsight, it's The Rearview Mirror. **
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Post by: newyearsday on August 03, 2006, 12:15:15 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Mounted on the back of LSP, Jack remembers back to those few precious moments earlier that morning. Ennis had pulled away so suddenly and so sharply it left him reeling and in more pain than the crack to his jaw. He looked up to see if Ennis was looking at him, but Ennis stared straight ahead, occasionally looking back at the DUMBASS MULES.))

((Jack took the hint and faced forward himself, focusing on the sheep and the events at hand: gettin' the sheep down the mountain.))

%% We never..... we never had a chance to talk 'bout this. About what's going on. I never got to tell him.... Maybe there's still time. %%




YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, on top of Cigar butt, stares straight ahead as if in a trance.  The ride down the mountain seems almost like a dream to him.  He sees Jack look back, but won't look at him.))

%% I shouldn't be mad at 'em.  It ain't all his doin'.  I should'a known betta.  This thing we had ain't gonna happen off a this mountain.  Should'a told him so.  I hope he understands, he looks so damn sad.  Can't look at 'em though, don't know what I'll do if I see them eyes lookin' at me.%%

(( The boys and the animals continue their journey down Brokeback and into a life that was much more lonlier before they first went up.))



LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

((Carrying JACK with her head held mournfully low to the ground))

Goddam that Joe Aguirre! He's makin this summer come to an end before its time...it ain't fair. This boy's heart is heavy as lead, I can feel the difference in him today.

((lifts her head slightly to look over at CIGAR BUTT, who looks just as low, carrying ENNIS))

I wish me and Cig could just take off right now and fly these boys back up the mountain--we could all survive on berries 'n bananas and elk meat, couldn't we? There's sure as hell enough love to go around. Bet we could even bring MIKA THE MUSICAL DUMBASS MULE with us. Aww hell, I'd be so happy I wouldn't even care if that ol' tube a body butter and  it's warshrag lov-ah came with us, too.

**no offense, Terry. Me an' JBB just got a little history between us is all.**

((LSP Horse shoots CIGAR BUTT a piercing glance, communicating her desired plan to him/her(?) telepathically in horse-speak.))

%%Come on Cig! We can do it, now's our chance! What'daya think?%%

--------------------------------------------


**LSP horse apologizes to the cast and crew for her recent AWOL behavior while attending to other matters, and regrets having missed the last 20 pages of action, love, and chances to pull a big ego trip on everyone  ;)**

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Post by: YaadPyar on August 03, 2006, 12:20:40 pm
** The FSD places an important figurine on the set - The Mandarin Ducks.  In the world of Feng Shui, mandarin ducks are used for relationship healing purposes. They are recognized as symbols of a strong and long-lasting relationship.

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This originates from the fact that mandarin ducks mate for life. When they find a partner, they will stick with that same partner for the rest of their lives. It is said that if they are ever separated, they will pine for each other and will soon die of loneliness.  A pair of Mandarin Ducks are excellent symbols for keeping love alive. **

%% The FSD think Jack and Ennis need this figurine as a symbol of their connection that will have to remain intact over an upcoming and long separation. %%
 
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on August 03, 2006, 01:06:19 pm
((Lucise Indapaddock arrives on set ..))


%%  Hmmm,  I have some creative ways the boys can make up for the wrong sheep count.
We can keep our fingers crossed that Aguirre doesn't notice the difference.
How about we add these 'sheep' to the herd?


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/7ec4f2c0.jpg)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/7ec4f2c0.jpg)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/7ec4f2c0.jpg)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/7ec4f2c0.jpg)


(http://www.charmingshoppe.com/custom/Product/sheep_250.jpg)(http://www.charmingshoppe.com/custom/Product/sheep_250.jpg)


I am sure Joe is too daft to notice the difference ..
The main problem: the other sheep could suddenly get an urge for cauliflower and start snacking on them ... :-\

Hmm..looks like the Wrath of The Aguirre must come to pass.   :-\


%%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: newyearsday on August 03, 2006, 01:47:06 pm

((Lucise Indapaddock arrives on set ..))


%%  Hmmm,  I have some creative ways the boys can make up for the wrong sheep count.
We can keep our fingers crossed that Aguirre doesn't notice the difference.
How about we add these 'sheep' to the herd?

(http://www.charmingshoppe.com/custom/Product/sheep_250.jpg)(http://www.charmingshoppe.com/custom/Product/sheep_250.jpg)


I am sure Joe is too daft to notice the difference ..
The main problem: the other sheep could suddenly get an urge for cauliflower and start snacking on them ... :-\

Hmm..looks like the Wrath of The Aguirre must come to pass.   :-\


%%


LSP HORSE:

((rolling her eyes at Lucise Indapaddock's resignation to his fate))

No it don't, if we can get these boys outta his sites before he unleashes it! Hmmf. If certain players would get on over here, we could make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here....wait, forget them sheep! We could make like horse shit and hit the trail! ;D :D

%%Those cauli sheep do look mighty refreshing after all them bananas and beans though... %%
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Post by: Mikaela on August 03, 2006, 02:00:02 pm
Mika the musical dumbass mule:

=Poor Mika has been keeping out of sight and lying low as much as possible due to the unfortunate loss of voice as a result of drinking too much sheep-pee whiskey. Mika feels like less than half a mule when unable to bray and sing....=

((Walks slowly, deflatedly, ears wilting and head drooping - the mournful vibes coming from YOUNG ENNIS; YOUNG JACK; CIGAR BUTT and LSP HORSE adding to MIKA's already less-than-perky state of mind.))

**What is this? What's going on? I've been so immersed in my own silent world of sorry voice-loss, but I see now that something else must have been lost as well. Or it's about to be lost. Can't anything be done about it? Oh, please!!**

((Senses urgent and forceful wordless equine communication between CIGAR BUTT and LSP HORSE))

**Hunh?**

((MIKA lets the ears perk up and sidles closer, stepping faster despite the heavy load the mule carries on his back of absolutely everything that two cowboys would need to camp out on the mountain for some more time.))

((Draws breath and signals to the two horses:))

Come on, CIGAR BUTT and LSP HORSE, let me know what's going on?


((A small *pop* is heard))

=That long, deep breath loosened MIKA's vocal cords at least. The voice is back! Glory Hallelujah!=

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Post by: Lumière on August 03, 2006, 02:20:10 pm
LSP HORSE:

((rolling her eyes at Lucise Indapaddock's resignation to his fate))

No it don't, if we can get these boys outta his sites before he unleashes it! Hmmf. If certain players would get on over here, we could make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here....wait, forget them sheep! We could make like horse shit and hit the trail! ;D :D

%%Those cauli sheep do look mighty refreshing after all them bananas and beans though... %%



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/b3085aaa.jpg)


%%
Looks like not only MIKA THE DUMBASS MULE has been sniffing Sheep Pee lately!
 ::) ::)
%%


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Post by: newyearsday on August 03, 2006, 02:27:26 pm
LSP HORSE:

((hears the cry of MIKA THE MUSICAL DUMBASS MULE and turns to focus her telepathic message to him in mule-speak (she is multilingual) ))

%%MIKA! You gotta put on your mule-ish charms and help me convince CIG here to escape this madness and soon-to-be sadness. This is our last chance!! No telling when these boys'll see each other again if we don't do sump'n to get 'em back where they belong. We gotta make like a bakery truck and haul buns!! %%
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Post by: Lumière on August 03, 2006, 02:37:09 pm
((Indapaddock frowns ..))

**
Umm.. LSP, I can decipher telepathic Mule-speak, and that plan you got there is nuts!
Wanna think on it some more before you do anything rash?

And another thing .. the way you are eyeing them cauliflower sheep is making me mighty uncomfortable .. >:(
Keep ya hooves off 'em!
**


((Lucise looks over at MIKA, rolls his eyes ..))


%%
Jeez, now that she has found her voice .. We wont be getting any rest from unending mule-singing 'round here!  ::)
 ....
Ahh, why am I so irritable today?
Maybe meeting Guy later on will make me feel alot better ..  :)
%%

((Lucise smiles at LSP and MIKA ..))


**
You two don't do anything I wouldn't do okay?  I need to go get somethin' to eat!
**



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Post by: Meryl on August 03, 2006, 03:30:28 pm
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Sweet beasts, you cannot understand the Destiny of Men.  Be at peace. 

The story of Our Boys must play out according to their chosen path.  They come to us not only to show us what it is to love truly, but also to teach us what it is to go through this life with eyes and hearts closed by fear and misunderstanding.  They are our teachers, and through their trials are we made more compassionate and wise.  Seek not to change the road they must travel.  The arrow has left the bow.  Let it now fly where it must.

YEEHAW
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Post by: Mikaela on August 03, 2006, 03:37:06 pm
MIKA THE DUMBASS MUSICAL MULE:

((Frowns right back at Indapaddock))

**Is the plan nuts? Nuts? I don't *like* nuts! Now them cauliflower sheep, though, they smell mighty nice...... That Indapaddock fellow is lucky I'm *much* too torn-up and conflicted to eat just now!**

((MIKA wonders whether the boys understand what awaits them..... If they know how sad everyone will be to see them part....? How low and beat the horses and mules are feeling?))

=Having now at last re-found her voice, the musical mule thinks the time is ripe for a mulish song=

((Sung emotionally in mule-speak with insets of braying))


There's a truck stands rigged and ready down in Signal
Today for sad old Lighnin’ Flat it hales
Far away from Brokeback heights of endless sunshine
To lonesome days of rainy skies and gales
You’ll part today, go separate ways tomorrow
And my heart is full of tears at this farewell

For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish voice can tell
For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish words can tell

I hear there's a wicked winter coming
With the taste of loss and longing, sad to tell
Even now I see the grief and sorrow flowing
Your hearts on fire’ll feel as if in hell
I fear no heavy loads, that brings no sorrow
But how bitter seems this desperate farewell

For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish voice can tell
For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish words can tell

Though pain and darkness gather all around you
Your hearts be torn, while trite customs you heed
you shall remember the fragrance of old Brokeback
and the altitudes that saw your true love freed!
And as I return home saddened to my stable
I shall always recall Brokeback very well!

For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish voice can tell
For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish words can tell.....



((Stumbles along, nearly blinded by tears. Brays, sniffs and sobs for every step))

((Bows low before the HIGH PRIESTESS))

**What must be, will be, oh exalted one**


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Post by: Pipedream on August 03, 2006, 03:38:53 pm
**Message from Director Raymille’s Blackberry (private number):**

When the two principal Players, and I'm talking about Jack and Ennis here, are anywhere within spittin' distance of each other (say 50 yards), all other ac-tors who are not contributing to the scene being played out should keep their pieholes shut for the duration of the scene, and not make a sound until Jack and Ennis are sated.  In other words, when you see some loving happening between our Jack and Ennis, can ya please give them some space?  This will preserve the special magic that we all know embodies the essence of these two special boys.


The Props Magician:

** Some loving happenin between our Jack and Ennis, hunh? Folks, this means that for the next four fuckin years, you can pretty much do as you please... **
  :'(

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on August 03, 2006, 03:54:18 pm
MIKA THE DUMBASS MUSICAL MULE:

((Frowns right back at Indapaddock))

**Is the plan nuts? Nuts? I don't *like* nuts! Now them cauliflower sheep, though, they smell mighty nice...... That Indapaddock fellow is lucky I'm *much* too torn-up and conflicted to eat just now!**

((MIKA wonders whether the boys understand what awaits them..... If they know how sad everyone will be to see them part....? How low and beat the horses and mules are feeling?))

=Having now at last re-found her voice, the musical mule thinks the time is ripe for a mulish song=

((Sung emotionally in mule-speak with insets of braying))


(( Lucise looks are MIKA .. smiling at her cheerfully ..))

%%
I can see her lips moving but .. got no clue what she's saying ..
%%



((Well, No wonder ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/94989bf6.gif)

))

%%
 ;D :laugh:
%%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on August 03, 2006, 04:11:29 pm
MIKA THE DUMBASS MULE:

((Is distracted from his heavy heart for a moment in contemplating how human ears are so small and puny and clearly inadequate. MIKA feels certain all humans must envy mules their lovely, long and sound-sensitive ears something fierce))

**Hah! That Indapaddock fellow even seems to have blue ear wax! How weird *is* that?**

((Shudders in near-revulsion, tries to hide it as best she may. MIKA is after all a polite mule))
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 03, 2006, 04:14:36 pm
Meanwhile at the sheep corral...

AGUIRRE:

Damn!! I left my binocs in the car!

**No matter, even I can see a thousand sheep with my squinty eyes. Hafta wait ta get a good look at those two young bucks I hired tho. Damn, they're sweet-lookin! And so's that Basque with the mustache--reminds me of Harold. Now, there's a guy who can grow a mustache!! Yeehaw!!**

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Post by: Meryl on August 03, 2006, 05:01:45 pm
Quote
MIKA THE DUMBASS MUSICAL MULE:

There's a truck stands rigged and ready down in Signal
Today for sad old Lighnin’ Flat it hales
Far away from Brokeback heights of endless sunshine
To lonesome days of rainy skies and gales
You’ll part today, go separate ways tomorrow
And my heart is full of tears at this farewell

For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish voice can tell
For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish words can tell

I hear there's a wicked winter coming
With the taste of loss and longing, sad to tell
Even now I see the grief and sorrow flowing
Your hearts on fire’ll feel as if in hell
I fear no heavy loads, that brings no sorrow
But how bitter seems this desperate farewell

For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish voice can tell
For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish words can tell

Though pain and darkness gather all around you
Your hearts be torn, while trite customs you heed
you shall remember the fragrance of old Brokeback
and the altitudes that saw your true love freed!
And as I return home saddened to my stable
I shall always recall Brokeback very well!

For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish voice can tell
For you’re both beautiful, and I have loved you dearly
More dearly than my mulish words can tell.....



(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/mule36.gif)


Out of the mouths of beasts.....

The High Priestess is humbled before the simple eloquence of our musical MIKA, who brays for us all.

YEEHAW
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Post by: Daniel on August 03, 2006, 08:16:12 pm
**In response to Guy's offer to let SNOW rule an ice cream empire...**

Yay! Ice cream! I think the pony likes ice cream, too.
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiGC58pE.VIBfeOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ak5o3i6/EXP=1154234626/**http%3a//www.yenra.com/my-little-pony/my-little-pony.jpg)

((And suddenly... the weather over the Pacific clears???))

GUY RAPHAELSON: ((quickly runs out and talks to Snow some more while the coast is clear))

**We all like ice cream, Ms. Snow. So shall we sign you on with Un Ltd and OOC Productions.... We'd also love your input on product development as well, I'm sure you must have amazing insights on cold.**
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Post by: RouxB on August 03, 2006, 08:47:11 pm
I guess y'all think all Basques look alike...

I'm the Basque, not a Basque but I'll count them damn sheep anyway.

Three, six, nine the goose drank wine. The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked and they all went to heaven in a little white boat.

Looks like about this many

(http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/AGE/AGE054/F52-176992.jpg)

and there should be about this many more
(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/AGE/AGE054/B20-222962.jpg)

Joe is gonna have their asses

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Brown Eyes on August 03, 2006, 09:31:19 pm
((A stampede of tiny, pastel colored hooves can be heard across the mountain peaks and valleys....))

Oh, Ms. SNOW, we heard all sorts of rumors about ice cream and good weather!  We're here to see if you might like more than just one pony!

(http://www.ponyworld.altervista.org/immagini2/my%20little%20pony.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyGYX79NEKFkBqW.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12hv7atvg/EXP=1154826391/**http%3a//www.plush-toy.co.uk/acatalog/my-little-ponys-small.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9htfR5279NEyqUA3H6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=127bs6ppb/EXP=1154826486/**http%3a//www.sue-chan.com/art2/my_little_sleipnir.jpg)
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Post by: nakymaton on August 03, 2006, 09:41:47 pm
SNOW:

Mr. Guy, could we have a whole fleet of ice cream wagons? Pulled by ponies?

Just think of all the places where we could sell ice cream then...
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Post by: Daniel on August 03, 2006, 09:58:12 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

** Of course we can. What an ingenious way to bring them to market. Wagons pulled by ponies... Sleds in ski resorts and polar climes. But the wagons are a brilliant idea... we'd have to find a way to keep them refrigerated, but that shouldn't be too hard.... Maybe even have some parades or pageants. Can you think of a Miss August Snow competition? Sounds great.**

((Guy reaches into his briefcase and grabs out pen and pad, quickly jotting his and Ms. Snow's ideas down.))
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Post by: nakymaton on August 03, 2006, 11:45:11 pm
SNOW:

((Can't quite sign paper, because she keeps melting. But she eventually manages to stain them with a watermark.))

(http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/b/r/broo/sugarplum_watermark_for_elfwood.jpg.index.jpeg)

**This image showed up when I google-imaged "snowflake watermark." No, I have no idea what a purple unicorn has to do with snowflakes, but I'll take it. ;D **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on August 03, 2006, 11:50:35 pm
GUY RAPHEALSON:

((Carefully takes paper and places it in the refrigerated part of his briefcase.))

**That will do. You have a lovely watermark, Ms. Snow. We might put you in with our design team for the August Snow logo.**

((smiles at Snow clinging to the shadow by the tree.))

**Do you want to be refrigerated or something... or would you just rather reform again somewhere else?**
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Post by: nakymaton on August 03, 2006, 11:57:24 pm
((The combination of the warm SUN and the darker color from the peeing... elk? ... are too much for the last remnant of SNOW, and she melts, rejoining the groundwater and heading downstream for the ocean...))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on August 04, 2006, 12:47:20 am
THE CASTING DIRECTOR

= Yeehaw!  We have an Alma!  Lee (Front-Ranger) has taken on the role from Victoria who needed to step down.  And we have Bikers #1, Mel (nakymaton), and #2, Meryl.  We are still looking for a Monroe, an intriguing role, A LOT could be done with. =
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 04, 2006, 12:50:00 pm
((Sheep, AGUIRRE, THE BASQUE, JACK, ENNIS, LSP HORSE, CIGAR BUTT, JACK's PANTS, et al. are milling around together at the sheep corrals))

AGUIRRE:
These Basque sure have a differnt system for counting sheep! Well, the count's all messed up, that's fer sure. But one thing I can tell with my own eyes, some a these sheep have red brands, and some have blue brands!! There's nothin that gets me more riled up than seein sheep with red brands!! It ain't right, I tell you!

This is all the fault a those two deuces over there, cavorting with the wildlife, Chileans, disappearin logs and all manner of voodoo!!!


(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/corral.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on August 04, 2006, 01:06:50 pm
((A stampede of tiny, pastel colored hooves can be heard across the mountain peaks and valleys....))
(http://www.ponyworld.altervista.org/immagini2/my%20little%20pony.jpg)

Amanda, "Stampede," mixed with "tiny, pastel" is about the cutest image ever. :)

I hope you are doing well.

Clarissa
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on August 04, 2006, 05:13:32 pm
AGUIRRE:

**These boyz is just too puzzlin for words!! They've got me all befuddled, and I'm so upset, my hat brim's startin' to curl!! I've got to tell 'em a thing or two to assert my foremanship fer sure!! What to say, what to say?**

Some a these never went up 'ere with you.

**How lame!! I could hit myself!** ((Swats self on neck))

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/Aguirrewbinocs.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on August 04, 2006, 07:45:47 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((At Aguirre's proferred statement, Jack looked up at him, eyebrows raised as if to say, "What are ya gonna do about it?"))

Yeah?? And??
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Front-Ranger on August 04, 2006, 08:19:09 pm
((AGUIRRE starts to blow up into a big, blue cloud with maleavolent eyes resembling...??????))

(slow, melancholic music) (Think "Sunrise, Sunset")

Tapdancing Basques lift sheep chorus line over their heads and place them down again on other side as they are counting them (sung):

One, Two, Three, Four
Five, Six, Seven, Eight
Nine, Ten, Eee-leev-en.



Aguirre:
((loud click as he lights a cigarette.))
(spoken):
Come on, men, pick up the pace!

((Tapdancing Basques still with sheep chorus line (sung, a little faster, but not really)):

One, two, three, four.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Oh how we all
despise our fate.



Aguirre (to Jack and Ennis) (sung):

Well now, boys, it seems
like this is the end,
and don't dare cover it up
by calling me "friend"!

Ya only had a thousand
White woolies to watch.
But somehow ya blew it.
'Tweren't asking much.

(spoken to Basques):
Watch that gate there.
((turns back to Jack and Ennis))
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 04, 2006, 08:21:16 pm
(http://www.whatsitsgalore.com/disney/villainart/ursula.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on August 04, 2006, 08:27:31 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((At Aguirre's proferred statement, Jack looked up at him, eyebrows raised as if to say, "What are ya gonna do about it?"))

Yeah?? And??

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis and Jack leaning on the fence, Ennis whispering.))

Easy Twist, don't go gettin' him pissed off.  Need ta git all my pay.

%% Stupid sumbitch, ruined my summer fer me.  Like ta bloody his ugly nose%%
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Post by: Lumière on August 04, 2006, 09:25:20 pm
((

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/4334097e.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/b0008300.jpg)

))
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Post by: Brown Eyes on August 04, 2006, 09:27:49 pm
Amanda, "Stampede," mixed with "tiny, pastel" is about the cutest image ever. :)

I hope you are doing well.
Clarissa


**Why thank you very much.  It just so happens that the SUN and the MOON have a special gift for wrangling tiny pastel ponies.  Unfortunatley these talents don't extend to sheep.  But, the "in" with the ponies came in handy whilst dealing with the un-seasonal August SNOW.  It seems that the SUN and MOON really should be expected to at least try to "control the weather"... or so it would seem.**

(http://www.ponyworld.altervista.org/immagini3/RAVEN.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby6DE89NE9F4BCwijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=122c1hcv7/EXP=1154827588/**http%3a//dreamvalley-mlp.com/graphics/i-good.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on August 04, 2006, 09:44:17 pm
(http://www.whatsitsgalore.com/disney/villainart/ursula.jpg)

YOUNG JACK:

((backs up a step or two, frightened by Aguirre's expression))

Uhh, Mr. Aguirre? You tryin' to sing again?
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 05, 2006, 12:04:34 am
ATTENCION!! WRATH ALERT!! WRATH OF AGUIRRE AHEAD!! SECURE ALL HATS AND SHIRTS!!!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Front-Ranger on August 05, 2006, 12:26:17 am
AGUIRRE (seeing red) boils with demonic energy, glazed with flickering broken-cloud light; the wind combs the grass and draws from the krummholz and slit rock a bestial drone!! The curse of BrokenArsed Mountain, first visiting him 20 years before,  is reenergized!!
(http://www.animationartgallery.com/images/WDC/WDC877A.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Front-Ranger on August 05, 2006, 12:33:53 am
`~~AGUIRRE sees red in the paint brands of the Chilean sheep, which trigger the ancient curse of BrokenArsed Mountain~~

AGUIRRE:

**All I cain thaink about is that day, 20 years ago, when Harold and I said goodbye, see ya around, and drove off in differnt directions...**

~~In an outpouring of angst and suffering~~

**AAAAAAAGGGGUUUUIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEE**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Brown Eyes on August 05, 2006, 12:36:28 am
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby6DE89NE9F4BCwijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=122c1hcv7/EXP=1154827588/**http%3a//dreamvalley-mlp.com/graphics/i-good.jpg)

SUNSHINE PONY- Um, Mr. Aguirre, sir... I see that you're all upset and blustering around because the sight of Ennis and Jack together has caused you to recall your own secret, long-smoldering and long-repressed "thing" for Uncle Harold.  Maybe you have some issues of your own to work out...  Maybe you could look on the bright side  of this situation and see it as an opportunity for personal growth.  Or maybe a sign that it's time to reach out to good ol' Hal and see if there's a chance at a second try...
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 05, 2006, 12:42:02 am
((AGUIRRE catches glance from Jack. The impression from those blue, blue eyes has a sudden impact. He catches himself, calms down, deflates...))

AGUIRRE:

Ranch stiffs. . . they. . . they ain't never no good. . .

((He stumbles away))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Front-Ranger on August 05, 2006, 01:50:15 am
((AGUIRRE drags himself into space between two sheep trailers, kneeling down, suffering from gut cramps))

**Was it somethun I ate in Dubois?? No...no...it can only be one thing...**

Ranch stiffs... ain't good...

((gasps))

Ain't no good... ain't never good...

((gasps again))

((Sound of pounding pastel pony hooves echoes in his ears))

**goddam...I cain't remember...the words...**



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Front-Ranger on August 05, 2006, 01:58:54 am
~~(The difference between the Curse of BrokenArsed and the Benediction of BrokenArsed lies in the number of negatives in the sentence!)~~
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Brown Eyes on August 05, 2006, 02:14:34 am
((Sound of pounding pastel pony hooves echoes in his ears))

(http://www.ponyworld.altervista.org/immagini2/MLP4.jpg)

Mr. Aguirre, sir... we're TWINKLE and STARLIGHT and we've been sent by MOON PONY to inspire you on your journey of self-awareness.  We had an awfully tough time too when we first got together.  We never believed that the other LITTLE PONIES would ever accept us... and let us tell you, there was some drama between the two of us as we worked through our fears.  But it turned out that there's really nothing to fear from a crowd of pastel LITTLE PONIES.  In the end, they were really all just happy to see that we were happy... 

Anywho... to make a long story short... we're here to encourage you to go find that Harold of yours!  See if you two can't work something out!  No need to take your frustrations out on a couple of cute cowboys...
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Post by: Ellemeno on August 05, 2006, 02:26:36 am
Amanda, "Stampede," mixed with "tiny, pastel" is about the cutest image ever. :)

I hope you are doing well.

Clarissa

** Oops, that was supposed to be a PM.  Sorry.  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on August 05, 2006, 05:33:02 am

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/AmIonyet.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on August 05, 2006, 09:23:32 am
%% YEEHAW and YAHOO!  Lureen is in da house! %%   8)  8)  8)  8)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on August 05, 2006, 10:58:39 am
** I couldn't have said it better myself, so I'll say the same. **

     %%  YEEHAW and YAHOO!  Lureen is in da house!  %%     
    

(( * MWA * ))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on August 05, 2006, 12:04:24 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/AmIonyet.jpg)

YOUNG JACK:

**Not yet, hold yer horses!!!.... I know I gotta few more scenes afore I have to meat get to meet ya.**
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Post by: Pipedream on August 05, 2006, 05:18:09 pm

((Later that day, after working extra hours with Oscar in the owl-partment  ;), Olivia ventures out and comes back all excited.))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/Eulefliegt2Kopie.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 05, 2006, 06:48:47 pm
**I know Aguirre in his wrath let loose with a loud yowl, but enough to rouse Lureen from hr adolescent slumber all the way to the land down Under?? Shit, that's loud!! Anyway, now that yr up, Lureen, it's just about time for U to report to makeup anyhow!!**

~~We've reached a turning point in our story, dear audience. Sheep are goin to market, the Basque went to town in a little rowboat, the Owls have the mountain owl to themselves agin, the snow has melted, the horses are free to cavort and frolic until winter, Guy and Lucise have done their deals, the Chilean sheepherders are off on holiday in Mexico. And Aguirre has slumped away in a fog, still wondering what hit him. There's just one thing clear in his mind, a notion whispered to him by the Chinook winds of the south. It's high time he took off in his Rambler to the northeastern corner of Wyoming to rendezvous with Harold, who didn't die after all, and see if Harold is up for a little getaway to the Medicine Bows; fish should be jumpin **and me too!**~~

~~But what of the BrokenArsed curse? Is Ennis doomed to xplode whenever he sees red? There's no antidote xcept one. No one can save Ennis from the curse of BrokenArsed xcept a blue-eyed healer, no one who can soothe his soul, only one who can quell the blooming of the red passion in his breast, only one who can stem the rose. ~~

Stay tuned, everybody!!
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Post by: Pipedream on August 05, 2006, 08:18:12 pm

~~We've reached a turning point in our story, dear audience. Sheep are goin to market, the Basque went to town in a little rowboat, the Owls have the mountain owl to themselves agin, the snow has melted, the horses are free to cavort and frolic until winter, Guy and Lucise have done their deals, the Chilean sheepherders are off on holiday in Mexico...

((...and Jack and Ennis are about to go their separate ways. The Wheel of Fortune is spinning, and the orchestra and the newly hired choir are picking up it's tune...)):'(

O Fortuna (Chorus) O Fortune!!!

O Fortuna                      O Fortune,
velut luna                      like the moon
statu variabilis,               you are changeable,
semper crescis               ever waxing
aut decrescis;                and waning;
vita detestabilis              hateful life
nunc obdurat                 first oppresses
et tunc curat                  and then soothes
ludo mentis aciem,         as fancy takes it;
egestatem,                     poverty
potestatem                    and power
dissolvit ut glaciem.         it melts them like ice.

Sors immanis                  Fate - monstrous
et inanis,                         and empty,
rota tu volubilis,                you whirling wheel,
status malus,                   you are malevolent,
vana salus                       well-being is vain
semper dissolubilis,          and always fades to nothing,
obumbrata                       shadowed
et velata                           and veiled
michi quoque niteris;          you plague me too;
nunc per ludum                 now through the game
dorsum nudum                  I bring my bare back
fero tui sceleris.                to your villainy.

Sors salutis                       Fate is against me
et virtutis                          in health
michi nunc contraria,          and virtue,
est affectus                       driven on
et defectus                        and weighted down,
semper in angaria.              always enslaved.
Hac in hora                        So at this hour
sine mora                          without delay
corde pulsum tangite;          pluck the vibrating strings;
quod per sortem                 since Fate
sternit fortem,                    strikes down the string man,
mecum omnes plangite!      everyone weep with me!

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/CarminaBurana.jpg)

(Play me!!)
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Post by: Ellemeno on August 06, 2006, 12:51:17 am
(http://www.gaiantarot.com/majors/images/wheel.jpg)

(http://www.alltarot.com/Wheel-of-Fortune-Frame.jpg)

(http://www.brightweavings.com/funstuff/tarot/wheel.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on August 06, 2006, 02:07:12 am
((The High Priestess looks again at Olli))

** Son of a cloth! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Jenufa.jpg)

** By all that's Brokeback, where will it all end?!  He's not only shamelessly punning and padding his role, inciting all the other Relics to revolt, and kissing up to Heath like there's no tomorrow.  Now he's debauching owls and taking up with tubes!  It's too much, too much! **


((  JBB The first snow came early, on August thirteenth, piling up a foot, and was followed by a quick spurt of lotion melt.  The next week Joe Aguirre sent sour pus word to bring them fluff down -- another, more unscrupulous EBAY TRADER was moving in on the Sacred Relics Trailer -- and they packed in the laundry and Trashy Show Props and moved off the mountain with the SHEEP, PEEING and otherwise, bad puns and Twisted prose rolling at their heels, BLUE HEELERS crowding in from the west and the metal smell of BetterMost Bean cans coming ...  um, snow, yeah, snow, it was definitely snow that was coming, this is a family show, right... pressing them on.  The mountain boiled with demonically hot warsh water, glazed with flickering Broken-Arsed light, the WIND combed the grass and drew from the damaged HIGH PRIESTESS krummholz and slit lotion tube the bestial drone of assorted equines and other ungulates, musical and otherwise, not to mention miscellaneous canids, in heat.  As they descended the slope, back in ENNIS' jacket pocket with his nights of bath towel-sized passion seemingly behind him but not as JBB had been, TERRY CLOTH felt he was in a slow-motion, but weft-long, irreversible Tumble Dry cycle.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on August 06, 2006, 06:54:42 am



(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/StatlerWaldorf11.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on August 06, 2006, 07:05:34 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/StatlerWaldorf11.gif)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EuleaufAstKopie2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on August 06, 2006, 07:27:40 am
As they descended the slope, back in ENNIS' jacket pocket with his nights of bath towel-sized passion seemingly behind him but not as JBB had been, TERRY CLOTH felt he was in a slow-motion, but weft-long, irreversible Tumble Dry cycle.

...some call it a Tumble Dry Cycle. For others it's the Wheel of Fortune!   ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Wschetrockner.jpg)

(The inside of my mum's tumble dryer...);D
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Post by: Daniel on August 06, 2006, 08:10:44 am
((AGUIRRE drags himself into space between two sheep trailers, kneeling down, suffering from gut cramps))

**Was it somethun I ate in Dubois?? No...no...it can only be one thing...**

Ranch stiffs... ain't good...

((gasps))

Ain't no good... ain't never good...

((gasps again))

((Sound of pounding pastel pony hooves echoes in his ears))

**goddam...I cain't remember...the words...**


YOUNG JACK:

((looks on as Aguirre suffers from heartburn or whatever the heck he's got.))

Mr. Aguirre? You havin' a conniption fit?... You wan me to git someone?

**Psst. If you're tryin' to stick with the script its "ain't never no good"**
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Post by: Daniel on August 06, 2006, 09:03:52 am


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/StatlerWaldorf11.gif)

GUY RAPHAELSON:

((blushes when he sees how happy Statler and Waldorf are))

**Congratulations on your nuptials, S & W!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on August 06, 2006, 06:05:29 pm
SCENE:  Late afternoon outside Aguirre's trailer, the boys are by Jack's truck just coming down from the mountain.

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is looking under the hood of Jack's truck.  Jack can't get it started and Ennis is tightening the spark plugs.))


%% Damn, I shouldn'ta had that las'sip a whiskey.  Don't know why ma gut is tumblin' like a weed.  Hmmm.. a loose plug, should stretch this out.  Mebbe he'll give me a lift.  Mebbe it's a bad idea to get in this truck with 'em.%%

Okay, start 'er up.

((After 2 turns of the ignition, Jack's truck comes to life.  Ennis shuts the hood and puts his head down preparing for the inevitable.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 06, 2006, 06:14:13 pm
SCENE:  Late afternoon outside Aguirre's trailer, the boys are by Jack's truck just coming down from the mountain.

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is looking under the hood of Jack's truck.  Jack can't get it started and Ennis is tightening the spark plugs.))

Okay, start 'er up.

((After 2 turns of the ignition, Jack's truck comes to life.  Ennis shuts the hood and puts his head down preparing for the inevitable.))

YOUNG JACK:

((Jack steps out of the truck, slams the door, smiles over at Ennis.))

Gee, Ennis, how come your hands always know the right things to do?

%% Now, how can I keep this boy here in my sights. Need some time ta think.%%

You, uh, you wanna grab a bite to eat at the diner? Maybe some coffee, a pastrami on rye?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on August 06, 2006, 06:58:16 pm
((Meanwhile... somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean...))

(http://www.clasohm.com/photodb/img/6975-md.jpg)

JBB:

%% Hmmmmm... I always thought the Queen Mary 2 was a bit bigger than this... I've a sneaking suspicion the Cruises-R-Us representative may not have been entirely on the level. My luxury cabin with sea view ain't what I hoped for neither...%%

(http://www.charteradria.com/images/kabina2i3.jpg)

%% Sleeps 6 - 8 tubes, my ass...%%

** I sure do miss TERRY...  :'( **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on August 06, 2006, 07:57:50 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack steps out of the truck, slams the door, smiles over at Ennis.))

Gee, Ennis, how come your hands always know the right things to do?

%% Now, how can I keep this boy here in my sights. Need some time ta think.%%

You, uh, you wanna grab a bite to eat at the diner? Maybe some coffee, a pastrami on rye?

YOUNG ENNIS:

Uh, well I don' know now.  Should be gettin' back home.  You in a rush ta go?

(( Ennis is restless now, can't decide what to do.))

%% Sure would love some more time with 'em, though.  Might not wanna leave then.%%
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Post by: Daniel on August 06, 2006, 08:17:46 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

Uh, well I don' know now.  Should be gettin' back home.  You in a rush ta go?

(( Ennis is restless now, can't decide what to do.))


YOUNG JACK:

((smiles at Ennis, still a little uncertain that what he's doing is the right thing to do.)

We don't haf ta spend much time there, just get a bite ta eat. After that, you can go home if ya want.

((Jack looks down at the ground uneasily. He looks like an animal trapped in a beartrap and unsure if he can escape.))
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Post by: DeeDee on August 06, 2006, 08:29:49 pm
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Post by: Lumière on August 06, 2006, 08:50:09 pm
((

Audience members hold their breaths, and chew on their finger nails as they anxiously await YOUNG ENNIS' answer to YOUNG JACK'S Pastrami on Rye suggestion ... :-\


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/c532867d.jpg)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/fe67124c.jpg)

))
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Post by: Lumière on August 06, 2006, 09:15:07 pm
AUDIENCE MEMBER:


(http://programmers-progress.com/images/crying-woman.jpg)


%%
YOUNG ENNIS, please say YES to the Pastrami on Rye ..

(http://jschumacher.typepad.com/joe/pastrami.jpg)

Go on ...!!

%%

**
SAY YES!!
**


%%  OOPS .. did I scream that out loud?  :-\   %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on August 06, 2006, 09:23:10 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles at Ennis, still a little uncertain that what he's doing is the right thing to do.)

We don't haf ta spend much time there, just get a bite ta eat. After that, you can go home if ya want.

((Jack looks down at the ground uneasily. He looks like an animal trapped in a beartrap and unsure if he can escape.))


YOUNG ENNIS:

Sure, why not?  I guess I could go fer somethin' ta eat. 

((Ennis looks down in his bag and notices something.))

Hmmm...wonder where my shirt's at?  Could a sworn I took it with me, huh.

%% Somethin' is tellin' me I need to go to lunch.. Somethin' far away whisperin' in my ear..
%%

Okay, let's git a move on.. maybe a beer too, huh?
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Post by: Daniel on August 06, 2006, 09:53:00 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

Sure, why not?  I guess I could go fer somethin' ta eat. 

((Ennis looks down in his bag and notices something.))

Hmmm...wonder where my shirt's at?  Could a sworn I took it with me, huh.

%% Somethin' is tellin' me I need to go to lunch.. Somethin' far away whisperin' in my ear..
%%

Okay, let's git a move on.. maybe a beer too, huh?

YOUNG JACK:

((At the mention of Ennis's shirt, raises his eyebrows a little.))

The one you wore when we, uh.... never mind.

((Breaks into a wide Jackish grin at Ennis's "let's git a move on."))

Sure nuff. More hungry than anything else though. Come on get in the truck; if we're gonna run it, we might as well use it.
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Post by: YaadPyar on August 06, 2006, 10:16:30 pm
**  FSD has discovered a new product that could transform any future campfire experiences between our boys.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/octodog2.jpg)

** The Octodog is a Frankfurter Converter.  What the heck is an Octodog?? Well it's a new, unique way to make your hot dog. Just insert hot dog into the Octodog push down and get the craziest looking hotdog you've ever seen. So simple, yet so fun. Perfect for remote trysts with your gay lover in the wilds of Wyoming, and fun for the whole family! **
 
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/octodog1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on August 06, 2006, 10:22:56 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Excellent...!! Should we add you to the Un Ltd Product Research team? And let's not forget all those marvelous Broken Arsed Mountain themed Feng Shui equipment, tools, and accessories.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on August 06, 2006, 11:06:52 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((At the mention of Ennis's shirt, raises his eyebrows a little.))

The one you wore when we, uh.... never mind.

((Breaks into a wide Jackish grin at Ennis's "let's git a move on."))

Sure nuff. More hungry than anything else though. Come on get in the truck; if we're gonna run it, we might as well use it.


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis and Jack get in the truck, Jack driving, and head off to the nearest restaurant.  Ennis feeling brave, puts his hand on Jack's knee and feels him tense up. He then takes his hand and puts it on the back of Jack's neck, caressing his skin.  He can't help himself.  He needs to touch him whenever he is this close, and that's why it's going to be hard to go, but necessary.))

Ya know bud, it's jes' lunch.  Need to say good bye real soon.  Me an' Alma, we're gettin' married in November. Ya know, like I said, it kin never be with us, so let's enjoy one more meal, ok?

%% Ennis pulls his hand away, and finds tears, suddenly forming in his eyes, but blinks them back, keeps his eyes on Jack and wonders if this pain in his heart will ever go away.%%

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/bmtrailer059.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on August 06, 2006, 11:20:42 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis and Jack get in the truck, Jack driving, and head off to the nearest restaurant.  Ennis feeling brave, puts his hand on Jack's knee and feels him tense up. He then takes his hand and puts it on the back of Jack's neck, caressing his skin.  He can't help himself.  He needs to touch him whenever he is this close, and that's why it's going to be hard to go, but necessary.))

Ya know bud, it's jes' lunch.  Need to say good bye real soon.  Me an' Alma, we're gettin' married in November. Ya know, like I said, it kin never be with us, so let's enjoy one more meal, ok?

%% Ennis pulls his hand away, and finds tears, suddenly forming in his eyes, but blinks them back, keeps his eyes on Jack and wonders if this pain in his heart will ever go away.%%


YOUNG JACK:

((Jack nods, keeping his eyes facing forward. He doesn't look at Ennis, not sure how he would react. He could have been sure that Ennis had tears in his eyes.))

This Alma girl.... Do you love her?

%% Jack, no! Why'd you ask that? %%


((Jack gulps and looks out the side window for a moment, catching a glimpse of the REARVIEW MIRROR and seeing his own sadness reflected back at him. It reminded him of a moment a long time ago before he and Ennis had gone up to the mountain when he had seen a much different face in the MIRROR, one which was so familiar to him now, but which then had prodded his curiosity. In those first brief instances he thought he had seen Ennis looking back up at him, pulling toward him slowly yet surely. He can feel Ennis physically coming closer to him, trying to reassure him... but his words were alien to those movements. Ennis was pulling away from him... Jack could feel it.))

%% What am I gonna do now? %%
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Post by: alec716 on August 07, 2006, 12:10:47 am

TERRY CLOTH:

&&  I sure am jealous of where that glove is in Ennis' jeans pocket... how did I get second position in his jacket?  Gotta see that union steward again...  &&

(( TERRY CLOTH gulps furtively in ENNIS' jacket pocket as he realizes that his inevitable separation from his beloved JBB is looming large.  TERRY CLOTH is scowling ANGriLEE at ENNIS for carting him away and not being brave enough to recognize that they should stay with JACK and JBB.  Then again, maybe ENNIS is able to recognize that truth but not able to act upon it.  Therefore, being soft at heart, TERRY CLOTH is also feeling compassion for ENNIS' internal ANGst at this warshwatershed moment in their lives.  ))


**  FSD has discovered a new product that could transform any future campfire experiences between our boys.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/octodog2.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/octodog1.jpg)


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Wow, like I am so sure that John Bobbit is grateful that his lovely bride Lorena did not buy one of these from an UNSCRUPULOUS EBAY TRADER.  Yikes!!  Not to mention... what if OWLMA gets hold of one of these new CAST-ration MEMBERS?  Put down the war toys, FSD!   ;)  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on August 07, 2006, 05:57:46 am
=%% ORIGHT, Who the Fark is this Ralf's son's Guy?  I've read, re read, and all I can come up with is that some  drunk has wandered onto set and security has been too busy watching American Pie in the FSD trailer to notice he brought his trumpet along!  WTF?!%%=
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Kelda on August 07, 2006, 08:07:15 am
=%% ORIGHT, Who the Fark is this Ralf's son's Guy?  I've read, re read, and all I can come up with is that some  drunk has wandered onto set and security has been too busy watching American Pie in the FSD trailer to notice he brought his trumpet along!  WTF?!%%=
;D  :laugh:
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on August 07, 2006, 10:33:21 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Mr. Raymille, I'm the marketing advisor sent to research product possibilities and marketing strategies which will help OOC Productions rake in as much profit as possible from the BAM Venture. You know. Merchandising. Where the real money from the movie is made. Broken Arsed Mountain-the T-shirt, Broken Arsed Mountain-the Coloring Book, Broken Arsed Mountain-the Lunch box, Broken Arsed Mountain-the Breakfast Cereal, Broken Arsed Mountain-the Flame Thrower. (A personal favorite.) And any other products that may or may not be suitable for merchandising with the Broken Arsed Mountain theme which people will throw money at first then think about later.**
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Post by: Pipedream on August 07, 2006, 10:44:35 am
** Commercial Break! ** Commercial Break! ** Commercial Break! ** Commercial Break! **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Werbung/RaucherKopie.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on August 07, 2006, 11:17:26 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**For a limited time only, purchase two jars of Broken Arsed Frankfurters and receive a Broken Arsed Frankfurter Converter free.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on August 07, 2006, 12:42:26 pm
** The FSD has located another campside food preparation tool designed to ease the life of our boys during future camping expeditions.  We know Jack & Ennis enjoy a good ear of corn.  Now they can choose between cut or uncut with a simple flick of the wrist. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/corncutter.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: welliwont on August 07, 2006, 12:57:34 pm

MEMO

P R I V A T E    A N D    C O N F I D E N T I A L

TO:         Guy Raphaelson, Marketing Advisor
               Lucise Indapaddock, collaborating with Mr. Raphaelson
CC:         Mr. Raymille, Director
FROM:   JakeTwist, Continuity Director, acting on behalf of Director Raymille
RE:         Special Offers

Hello Mr. Raphaelson, I see you are advertising a Limited Time Offer for some of the new Broken Arsed products.  That is good news!!  We are very glad to see that you are ramping up on schedule!  However, would you please be sure to publish your Contact Information when you create these ads, as in the absence of such information, our phone lines have been flooded with enquiries for the past 45 minutes since this advertisement appeared.  So going forward we would appreciate if you would include your Contact Information, not OCC Productions, in the ad.  Have you gotten your 1-800 number set up yet?

Attached is an order that needs to be filled directly, this crazy old man has called eight times already!  Some people's kids!!  Sheesh!

Quote
Send me a case will ya?  here is the shipping address, and I will phone in my credit card number to your office right now.  And how many Converters will I receive with one case of Franks?

Mad Max
c/o Hollywood, Calif


CD JT
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on August 07, 2006, 01:43:18 pm
((Still floating around somewhere in the Atlantic, JBB peers out of the porthole of his not-as-advertised-in-the-brochure cabin...))

(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/IDX/IDX031/196140.jpg)

**I hope TERRY understands when he reads my postcard. Hope that there Ms WIND didn't carry it off somewheres else. Goddamn, I miss him enough to make me whip sample tubes. Still, be nice ta see the folks agin. Hope I make it afore Uncle Pierre spurts his last...**

((JBB takes out his only and therefore very precious family photo, gazing at it and remembering carefree childhood summers spent in Pays-de-la-Lotion.))

(http://www.equineman.com/images/cowboy_magic/cm003.jpg)

((JBB also thinks wistfully of TERRY CLOTH, remembering the laughter, the playful romps in the mountain breeze, when they had the sun on their backs and not a care in the world.

JBB begins to sing a sad lament, reminiscent of something he once heard by some Denver fellow when he was an arse-roadie...))

**All my bags are packed,
And I'm already gone,
I'm standin' by the door of the john,
I couldn't wake you up to say goodbye.
But the dawn is breakin',
It's early morn',
The ship/boat/dinghy is sailin',
It's blowin' its horn.
Already I'm so lonesome,
I could die.

So squeeze me and fluff for me,
Tell me that you'll wait for me,
Hold me like you'll never let me go.
Cause I'm bound for France (via Spain),
Dont know when I'll be back again,
Oh TERRY, I hate to go.**


((JBB suddenly breaks down into uncontrollable sobs, lotion going everywhere.))
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Post by: YaadPyar on August 07, 2006, 02:58:25 pm
** The FSD posts this adjunct to the original Octodog post only as there has been some confusion as to how the product actually works. **

(( The FSD demonstrates the product. The product designer does encourage users to watch their weiners and fingers.  Safety is never an accident!! ))

Step 1
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/step1_dog.gif)

Step 2
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/step2_dog.gif)

Step 3
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/step3_dog.gif)

Step 4
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/step4_dog.gif)

Step 5
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/step5_dog.gif)
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Post by: welliwont on August 07, 2006, 03:28:51 pm
MEMO

TO:      Guy Raphaelson, Lucise Indapaddock
FROM:  JT CD
CC:       FSD

Hey Guy and Lucise, can you please ensure that you include a mimeograph* copy of the operating instructions as posted by Feng in each shipment?  We want to negate any possible liability here...

tks, JT

*mimeograph:  the forefather of the photocopy machine.  (This *is* 1963 here, is it not???)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on August 07, 2006, 04:42:32 pm
MIKA THE DUMBASS MUSICAL MULE:

((Mika is very worried over YOUNG ENNIS and YOUNG JACK, and whether they'll survive going their separate ways, if such is their fate. The mule hopes for the best, but sadly suspects that the future may be bleak.......))

((MIKA is however even *more* worried at the recent product development efforts.))


**Frankfurter converter? Won't the next logical step then be to produce the Frankfurters and Wieners to be converted? And HOW are Frankfurters made, I ask you? What ingredients are needed? Haven't I heard YOUNG ENNIS mutter to me more than once: MIKA, the sausage factory is too good for you!**  :o :o


((MIKA stomps feet in fear and horror, brays mournfully:))


Hey, LSP HORSE and CIGAR BUTT, are you guys aware that there's no more use for us till next year? What if the company decides to make us an immediate part of their product development fervour instead? Tell ya what, I won't stand for this here lousy end to my fine-tuned services!


((Spotting the stable door opening, MIKA feels sure that a one-way transport to the factory of no return is waiting right outside.

In a panic, the musical mule manages to tear the halter rope, and free of all restraints bounds through the door - taking off down the road at breakneck speed for parts yet unknown!))

Yeeee-haw!
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Post by: Daniel on August 07, 2006, 04:53:00 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Speaking through bullhorn from a helicopter marked with the Un Ltd logo))

**Attention, all horses and mules!!! Broken Arsed Frankfurters are quality products made from non-equine materials.**
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Post by: opinionista on August 07, 2006, 05:01:51 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Speaking through bullhorn from a helicopter marked with the Un Ltd logo))

**Attention, all horses and mules!!! Broken Arsed Frankfurters are quality products made from non-equine materials.**

((The blue healers just heard about the Frankfurters and are pissed because no one has given them some))

Bluehealer 1: ((Loud noise of a stomach growling)) Frankfurters? Someone said Frankfurter?
Bluehealer 2: Yeah, the dumbass mule was having some just now
Bluehealer 1: What about us?!?! We don't get paid and on top of that, no frankfurters!
Bluehealer 3: Life's a bitch isn't it?
Bluehealer: Life or the people running this show?
Bluehealer 2. Shut up! we're gonna be fired
Bluehealer 1: And so what? We 're done with our job, and I remind you that Jack and Ennis didn't do shit, we had to do it all, and we didn't get paid. FRANKFURTERS FOR US NOW!!! FRANKFURTERS, FRANKFURTERS!!
Bluehealer 2, 3: Shut up!
Bluehealer 1. The hell I'm gonna shut up. WE WANT SOME FRANKFURTES NOW!!
((Bluehealer 2,3 roll eyes))
Bluehealer: As soon as I'm getting MY Frankfurter, I ain't sharing it with you!
((Bluehealer 2,3 roll eyes again))
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Post by: Mikaela on August 07, 2006, 05:06:31 pm
MIKA:

((Hears terrifyingly loud helicopter noise approaching, and someone shouting something about Frankfurters. Hears the Blue Heelers yipping and barking loudly about Frankfurters too. ))

**They're all chasing me! Hunting me down! By land and air! They want me! They all know how delicious I'm bound to taste! I've gotta run faster! Faster! Faaaaster!!**

((Pounds down the road and is soon lost from sight - for now))

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Post by: Daniel on August 07, 2006, 05:13:15 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((As Mika disappears into a forested region, he orders the helicopter down.))

**Drat! How are we going to sign her up for that compilation album?**
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Post by: Mikaela on August 07, 2006, 05:36:52 pm
MIKA:

((Not knowing that she risks missing out on the break-out performance opportunity of a life-time, the musical mule wanders through the woods all alone. The immediate risk of losing life and limb seems to be avoided for now, and poor MIKA returns to worrying over ENNIS and JACK. ))

%%I sure hope they're OK. They looked so down and so lost when they left us there at the jump-off point to return to Signal.%%


((Used to expressing feelings, hopes and wishes through song, MIKA starts braying crooning softly in the dusk:))

And now I’m all alone – how strange!
Nowhere to turn, no one to go to!
Without a home, none at close range,
no kindly face to say hello to....
The future does seem black -
And how I miss ENNIS and JACK!


((Sniffles))

I’ll have to walk alone this night
When everybody else is sleeping
I’ll think of them, and wish them well; 
ponder the company they’re keeping.
I hope they go to bed
together, nothing left unsaid……..


 :-*

((MIKA is a romantic and soft-hearted mule, and it shows!))
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Post by: Lumière on August 07, 2006, 07:26:58 pm
(( The woolies are off the mountain now, after a few hours of weeping under an oak tree, Lucise returns to his trailer and finds all the notes the Continuity Director has left for him.  He gets on the phone with the CT .. ))

** Sure boss, the.. umm..mimeograph request has been duly noted!  I will talk to Guy about that in a minute..
Okay ..  No, everything is fine.  Now that my sheep tending duties are over, I will be working with Guy full-time as Spokesman for our Broken Arse Woolen Ecstacy Line of products  ..  Sure thing  ..  Well, thanks for the memos Boss!  .. yeah  .. yeah  .. okay, bye! **



%%  WTF is a mimeograph .. ???   
I guess I better call Guy right away!  Can't wait to hear his voice again ... %%


(( Lucise dials the number he now knows by heart ..))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/46d5c60d.jpg)


**  Hello?  Guy?  Lucise here ..  **


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Post by: Daniel on August 07, 2006, 07:38:31 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((With the whirring of the helicopter blades above him, Guy can hardly hear the telephone ringing, but he left it on vibrate so he quickly goes to see who it is... Lucise's name flashes on the display. He flips it open and answers it, shouting to be heard.))

**Hello, Lucise!!! A lot of things have been coming up with the transition between locations!!! I have a lot of work to do tonight. Probably won't be in until much later tonight!!!** ((After a brief pause.)) **Can you wait for me???**
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Post by: Lumière on August 07, 2006, 07:49:18 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((With the whirring of the helicopter blades above him, Guy can hardly hear the telephone ringing, but he left it on vibrate so he quickly goes to see who it is... Lucise's name flashes on the display. He flips it open and answers it, shouting to be heard.))

**Hello, Lucise!!! A lot of things have been coming up with the transition between locations!!! I have a lot of work to do tonight. Probably won't be in until much later tonight!!!** ((After a brief pause.)) **Can you wait for me???**



(( Lucise smiles at Guy's shouting ..))


**  Geez .. quite the racket you got going on there?  Sounds like a helicopter?!!
Sure, I'll wait for you .. We could have a late dinner or something, I'll cook!
Umm, in the mean time, I am ready to launch the next Broken Arsed Woolen Product, umm ..
Should I proceed with the launch or wait for you? 
**
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Post by: Daniel on August 07, 2006, 07:53:54 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Can barely hear Lucise.))

**If you're asking my permission for something, go ahead!!! You're a full contracted representative now, and I trust your product decisions!!! I'll talk to you later, Lucise!!! This is no way to have a conversation!!!**

((Guy folds up his phone, hanging it up. He knows its not the nicest thing to do, but he wasn't going to subject poor Lucise's ears to any more of the ruckus that was already giving him a headache.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 07, 2006, 07:59:18 pm
MEMO

TO:      Guy Raphaelson, Lucise Indapaddock
FROM:  JT CD
CC:       FSD

Hey Guy and Lucise, can you please ensure that you include a mimeograph* copy of the operating instructions as posted by Feng in each shipment?  We want to negate any possible liability here...

tks, JT

*mimeograph:  the forefather of the photocopy machine.  (This *is* 1963 here, is it not???)


GUY RAPHAELSON:

%% Why on earth am I getting memos from the direction team? They should be focusing on making the movie, not on product development. Well, if they're getting the wrong mail and somehow our order line is down, I can see why I would be receiving these.%%
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Post by: welliwont on August 07, 2006, 08:04:18 pm
CONTINUITY DIRECTOR:
 
Due to unforseen complications in the re-negotiation of my Contract, I have been called to a meeting at the executive offices of OOC Productions at this late hour.  I may not be back on set in time to post this Call Sheet at the right interval in the Performance; so I am posting it early instead of late, while there seems to be a lull in the Show. 

CALL SHEET

ACT II

==THE NEXT FOUR SCENES ARE:

SCENE # 31 – ALMA & ENNIS GET HITCHED
SCENE # 32 – PLAYING IN THE SNOW
SCENE # 33 – SPREADING ASPHALT
SCENE # 34 – DRIVE-IN MOVIE FEATURING “SURF PARTY”


THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION MANAGEMENT STAFF ARE DUE ON SET:
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director  -  Celeste (YaadPyar)
Props Magician  -  Anke (Pipedream)
High Priestess  -  Meryl
Production Psychologists - Statler & Waldorf  -  ?   &   ?
Wedding Planner  -  Martin Short and/or Jennifer Lopez (optional)


THE FOLLOWING HUMAN ACTORS DUE ON SET:
Ennis  -  DeeDee
Alma  -  Lee (Front-Ranger)
Jolly Minister  -  Isabelle
Wedding Guests  -  any Extras we can round up on short notice
Timmy  -  Meryl
Guy Raphaelson, Marketing Advisor  -  Daniel
Lucise Indapaddock (as himself)  -  Milli (Lucise)


THE FOLLOWING NON-HUMAN ACTORS DUE ON SET:
Terry Cloth formerly known as Warshrag  -  alec716
Jack's Body Butter  -  Nicky (Saucycobblers)
Toboggan  -  Courtney (cmr107)
Olivia Owl  -  Anke (Pipedream)


THE  IMPROV PLAYERS:
any former Player who would like to reprise their role
any other BetterMostian who cares to jump in==


CD JT
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Post by: Lumière on August 07, 2006, 08:06:56 pm
(( Lucise sighs as Guy hangs up ..))

%%  Well, I got tonight to look forward to..Hmm..what do I cook for dinner today.. %%


((Lucise walks over to the fridge, opens it ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/4a1d0fe3.jpg)

))

%%  Well, this won't do at all!!  I better go git some groceries or somethin' ..
Hmmm, what to cook for Guy?  Spagetti..?  Nah, too simple..  Duck Al'Orange?  Who TF am I kidding?  I can't cook that! 
..  Maybe I'll just order something and pretend I made it .. :D  ..  :-\
Nah, I can't lie to him .. I gotta think of something quick!  %%

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Post by: DeeDee on August 07, 2006, 09:01:29 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack nods, keeping his eyes facing forward. He doesn't look at Ennis, not sure how he would react. He could have been sure that Ennis had tears in his eyes.))

This Alma girl.... Do you love her?

%% Jack, no! Why'd you ask that? %%


((Jack gulps and looks out the side window for a moment, catching a glimpse of the REARVIEW MIRROR and seeing his own sadness reflected back at him. It reminded him of a moment a long time ago before he and Ennis had gone up to the mountain when he had seen a much different face in the MIRROR, one which was so familiar to him now, but which then had prodded his curiosity. In those first brief instances he thought he had seen Ennis looking back up at him, pulling toward him slowly yet surely. He can feel Ennis physically coming closer to him, trying to reassure him... but his words were alien to those movements. Ennis was pulling away from him... Jack could feel it.))

%% What am I gonna do now? %%


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Jack pulls into the parking lot of the "Funky Cow" restaurant.  They each exit the truck without a word.  Ennis feels lightheaded, maybe from hunger, maybe not.   They take a booth in the back and both order beer.))

Guess we're both sick a whiskey, huh?

((Ennis tries to smile, but it falls flat.  Jack is looking at him and he needs to answer his question.))

It don' matter if I love Alma or not. I made a promise, and I'm gonna keep it.  This world ain't set up for guys like you, Jack.

(( Ennis looked up at Jack's stunned face and wished he could take back the words.))

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Post by: Daniel on August 07, 2006, 09:53:06 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Jack pulls into the parking lot of the "Funky Cow" restaurant.  They each exit the truck without a word.  Ennis feels lightheaded, maybe from hunger, maybe not.   They take a booth in the back and both order beer.))

Guess we're both sick a whiskey, huh?

((Ennis tries to smile, but it falls flat.  Jack is looking at him and he needs to answer his question.))

It don' matter if I love Alma or not. I made a promise, and I'm gonna keep it.  This world ain't set up for guys like you, Jack.

(( Ennis looked up at Jack's stunned face and wished he could take back the words.))



YOUNG JACK:

((Jack can't think of anything to say in response. He lowers his face, looks down at the table, quiet, silently mourning the few moments that have already passed where he could have expressed himself sincerely. Their beers are delivered and the waitress takes their orders. Ennis quickly mumbles something about the Pastrami on Rye but Jack just shakes his head, gripping the bottle on the table in front of him tightly, as though it were trying to escape.))

((He tries to get angry with Ennis... The last sentence was extremely cruel, but Jack began to realize what Ennis was afraid of, what Ennis couldn't look at in himself.))

Ennis?...... I... I got a few things to say to ya. Maybe they'll mean somethin' to ya. Maybe they won't.

((Jack looks around for a moment, not for his own sake, but for Ennis's... lowers his voice when he turns back.))

I guess what I'm tryin' ta say here, Ennis...  I mean... I've tried so many times ta say it already.

((Ennis tries to interrupt him. Jack looks up at him with an angry stare.))

Don't you dare try ta shut me up.

((When Ennis backs down, Jack takes a deep breath and continues, still in a quiet tone.))

This thing that was goin' on atween us, an' still is. You ever wonder what it is?

((Jack doesn't wait for Ennis to respond, but keeps on speaking))

If you're anythin' like me, I think ya have. I know that you mean tha world to me, Ennis. I'm not for certain what that means.
But if we're leavin' and never seein' each other again... I need you ta know it.
You got fine dreams and plans fer your future. Don't never let no one take 'em away from ya. I care about how the world's treatin' ya.
I'm gonna be wishin' all the best ta ya in the future. Every joy you ever brought anyone.... I hope its rewarded tenfold.

My whole life long, I know I'm gonna never forget you... or every little wonderful thing you ever done. You can bet I'll be thinkin' about you
from time ta time. Just ta put my mind at ease. To remember yer laughter.
((Jack smiles despite his sad expression.))

The point is, Ennis, you're somethin' special in this world, and what we have is somethin' special too... I don't think you recognize those... Either one.

((Jack takes a swig from the beer bottle.))

So I guess I'll see ya 'round. I was thinkin' of givin' you a ride back to Sage but its a bit outta tha way I guess. There was a whole lota stuff I was thinkin' but I reckon you ain't wanna hear it.

((The waitress arrives with Ennis's sandwhich just as Jack gets up.))
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Post by: DeeDee on August 07, 2006, 11:06:26 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis throws a ten on the table, food untouched and takes off after Jack.))

Jack wait!  Please, let me explain.

%% Stop 'em you fool.  Don't let him leave.%%

(( They are standing by Jack's truck and Jack is looking down, heartbroken.  Ennis lowers his head and his voice.))

Ya got ta know it jes' ain't right, Jack. I tol' ya it's a one shot deal and I meant it.  My life is with Alma now, got ta get some work.  We need ta git on now, and it ain't gonna be with each other.  We was lonely and it was fine for a while, but now I need to git going.  Maybe I'll see ya one day, Jack.  You take care.

(( Ennis, with a lump in his throat and a pain in his gut, starts the long walk home.))

%% I'll never forget ya, Jack Twist. %%
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Post by: Lumière on August 07, 2006, 11:18:48 pm
AUDIENCE MEMBER:


(http://programmers-progress.com/images/crying-woman.jpg)

%%
Men!  .. They wouldn't know something good if it bit them in the ass ..
Maybe that's what they need!  Another roll in the hay before they leave each other ..aww.. this is too sad!  :'(  :'(
%%
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Post by: Daniel on August 07, 2006, 11:21:34 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((As Ennis walks off, Jack looks after him and shakes his head. Ennis had a way of taking bad situations and makin' em worse, especially when he opened his mouth.))

((Jack gets in his truck, manages to start it without any difficulty, and heads off home. The opposite direction than Ennis is going. He looks in the REARVIEW MIRROR and can see Ennis's lone silhouette in the afternoon sunlight. His heart flips over in his chest, and he almost brings the truck to a stop, thinking of going back and getting him.))

%% Easy now, Jack. He don't want ya. Didn't ya just hear it from his own mouth? He was lonely and thats all it was. You were a way to pass the time.
%%


((Jack could feel the sharp ache in his throat. It would be a long drive home.))

**
Where youth had once declared the hearts desire,
now sharpened with steak knives his empty pain.
'Tis said that absence makes the heart grow fonder,
But in that absence, hope flickered like a flame.

The flame that burned in silence almost dimmed.
Its light, offered in love, had been snuffed out.
But still something on that candle gleamed.
An ember trickled down a string of soot.
**
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Post by: Lumière on August 07, 2006, 11:34:34 pm
((

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/d0abfbba.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/dc7d83db.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/2adbe3e7.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/52142e75.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/507989be.jpg)

))

 :'(
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Post by: Meryl on August 08, 2006, 12:20:04 am
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/tussle.jpg)

THE HILL

Breathless, we flung us on the windy hill,
Laughed in the sun, and kissed the lovely grass.
You said, "Through glory and ecstasy we pass;
Wind, sun and earth remain, the birds sing still,
When we are old, are old...."  "And when we die
All's over that is ours; and life burns on
Through other lovers, other lips," said I,
"Heart of my heart, our heaven is now, is won!"

"We are Earth's best, that learnt her lesson here.
Life is our cry.  We have kept the faith!" we said;
"We shall go down with unreluctant tread
Rose-crowned into the darkness!"....Proud we were,
And laughed, that had such brave true things to say.
---And then you suddenly cried, and turned away.

~Rupert Brooke~
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Post by: Lumière on August 08, 2006, 12:38:25 am
(( As audience members struggle to come to terms with the sadness of Jack and Ennis' parting,
more sweet moments like the Tussle Scene above spring to their minds.  Moments when the lads had
all the time in the world, time to share a meal, crack a joke, bitch about the sheep or just stare into each other's eyes ..

Times when they simply enjoyed each other's company ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/24523ec8.jpg)


))
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Post by: Lumière on August 08, 2006, 01:00:42 am
((  Meanwhile, back at Lucise's trailer ..
In the midst of struggling to cook a gourmet dinner for Guy, Lucise suddenly realises that he has forgotten to launch the next Broken Arsed Woolen Ecstacy product.  He stalks off to the living room to compose himself for his "speech", leaving the kitchen in quite a state ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/8d1edd87.jpg)


Lucise clears his throat ..  ))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/f8c710b8.jpg)


**
Folks,  I am here to launch our next Broken Arsed Woolen Ecstacy product!
I am sorry .. I look abit of a mess .. Well, I am in the middle of making dinner for .. well, a close friend,
so without much ado, here is our latest product ...  Thank You!

**



....
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Post by: Lumière on August 08, 2006, 01:01:22 am


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/884fabcc.gif)


presents


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/61d894a5.jpg)


%%
Can't wait to hear what Guy thinks of it ..
%%
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Post by: Mikaela on August 08, 2006, 09:46:39 am
MIKA:

((Wanders through the deep, dark woods. Comes to a still, deep pond, reflecting tall black pines and a little bit of clear sky))

((Bends down to drink with a weary sigh.))

I'm still worrying over ENNIS and JACK. Hope they found the wisdom and courage to do the difficult and *right* thing. Not an easy life fer sure, never an easy life, but......the alternative so much worse! I wish I could see what is happening!!

((A crystalline drop falls with a *plink* into the still water. In the gentle ripples forming, MIKA suddenly sees images. The forest pool is a wishing well! Hazy and indiscernible at first, but slowly becoming clearer; - the pool shows MIKA images of real events elsewhere:))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/aaaaaaaaaaaaa5.jpg)


((MIKA falls to the ground, sobbing uncontrollably.))

Nooooooooooo! Poor Ennis, poor Jack! My heart is nearly breaking for them!

((Continues in this style for quite a while, scaring the inhabitants of the forest. Braying sobs make a penetrating and unusual, not to say downright frightening, sound in the stillness of the woods.))




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Post by: alec716 on August 08, 2006, 11:04:39 am
** The FSD has located another campside food preparation tool designed to ease the life of our boys during future camping expeditions.  We know Jack & Ennis enjoy a good ear of corn.  Now they can choose between cut or uncut with a simple flick of the wrist. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/corncutter.jpg)


(( Not all of the less-than-eager-to-be-CAST-rated MEMBERS cobrehend the beauty, innocence, generosity, and pure warmth of the FSD's latest offerings of love and redirection to her beloved minions.  Frankfurtly, those who recognize the well-manicured talons hands of the HIGH PRIESTESS on the bris-kit are very worried.  No one's contract calls for an onset cob-clipping, like you'd crop a ear or scorch a brand.  Every well-hung Nelson Mandala all over the set is running for cover, and TERRY CLOTH discovers that he has a kernel of fear due to bad memories of an early, painful circumhemsion.  ))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Please, HIGH PRIESTESS, give me your ear!  No flicking, please, no flicking!  Can't we go back to the dozy days of embracing pre-composted piney cowboy thingies?  I would hate for there to be a tragic Octo-accident or cobulation.  **
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Post by: Meryl on August 08, 2006, 12:54:27 pm
(( Not all of the less-than-eager-to-be-CAST-rated MEMBERS cobrehend the beauty, innocence, generosity, and pure warmth of the FSD's latest offerings of love and redirection to her beloved minions.  Frankfurtly, those who recognize the well-manicured talons hands of the HIGH PRIESTESS on the bris-kit are very worried.  No one's contract calls for an onset cob-clipping, like you'd crop a ear or scorch a brand.  Every well-hung Nelson Mandala all over the set is running for cover, and TERRY CLOTH discovers that he has a kernel of fear due to bad memories of an early, painful circumhemsion.))

TERRY CLOTH:

**  Please, HIGH PRIESTESS, give me your ear!  No flicking, please, no flicking!  Can't we go back to the dozy days of embracing pre-composted piney cowboy thingies?  I would hate for there to be a tragic Octo-accident or cobulation.  **

THE HIGH PRIESTESS REPLIES:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/major_high_priestess.jpg)


** Ah, TERRY, I understand your concern!  Our FSD is unconsciously (I presume) picking up on the overt phallic overtones of this male on male story, which is about to be made more complex by the introduction of not one, but two strong females who will do their best to 'trim the horns' of their beloveds to suit themselves.

While I enjoy a good ear of corn as much as the next High Priestess, those are not my hands pictured above:  rather they are meant to suggest the imminent arrival of a certain lady who has a great fondness for the color red, that Charmer of Childress, Miss Lureen Newsome.  She will 'stalk' our Jack, 'husk' him quite handily, and set him to simmering right soon.

Meanwhile, Ennis is about to be engulfed by the many-armed monster of matrimony, represented by the clinging limbs of the lovely Alma Beers and two adoring little girls.  Like the frankfurter above, he will not escape entirely unscathed. **

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Every well-hung Nelson Mandala all over the set is running for cover, and TERRY CLOTH discovers that he has a kernel of fear due to bad memories of an early, painful circumhemsion.

** I'm sorry to hear that you still suffer from diaperhood trauma!  Your golden rack is waiting for you in the Sacred Relic Room any time you feel the need for some rest and relaxation.  The piney cowboy thingie is no more, however.  Perhaps the FSD could be persuaded to provide a fresh one, if that's the sort of thing you're into.  ::) **
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Post by: Lumière on August 08, 2006, 04:06:36 pm
(( Lucas Indaloo, the ALLEY DUDE .. shows up on the set to prepare for his scene with YOUNG ENNIS ..))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/52b42ecb.jpg)


ALLEY DUDE:

%%
I know I only got like 1 line in this movie, but I'll be damned if it don't sky-rocket my acting career to superstardom!  :D
Nashville Hollywood, here I come!
%%

((Indaloo clears his throat, waiting for his cue to walk over to YOUNG ENNIS ..))
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Post by: DeeDee on August 08, 2006, 04:20:41 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((As Ennis walks off, Jack looks after him and shakes his head. Ennis had a way of taking bad situations and makin' em worse, especially when he opened his mouth.))

((Jack gets in his truck, manages to start it without any difficulty, and heads off home. The opposite direction than Ennis is going. He looks in the REARVIEW MIRROR and can see Ennis's lone silhouette in the afternoon sunlight. His heart flips over in his chest, and he almost brings the truck to a stop, thinking of going back and getting him.))

%% Easy now, Jack. He don't want ya. Didn't ya just hear it from his own mouth? He was lonely and thats all it was. You were a way to pass the time.
%%


((Jack could feel the sharp ache in his throat. It would be a long drive home.))

**
Where youth had once declared the hearts desire,
now sharpened with steak knives his empty pain.
'Tis said that absence makes the heart grow fonder,
But in that absence, hope flickered like a flame.

The flame that burned in silence almost dimmed.
Its light, offered in love, had been snuffed out.
But still something on that candle gleamed.
An ember trickled down a string of soot.
**


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis starts walking to the main highway aware that Jack is probably watching him in is mirror. The walk is likened to the "dead man walking" stroll to the gas chamber.  He feels dread, sadness, pain and an overwhelming desire to run after the old pickup. 

He starts reflecting back to the begining when he first noticed his summer cowboy.  Tried to remember at what point he found Jack Twist so damn attractive and when his feelings started to become sexual.  He remembers fighting them and then ultimately giving in to them. The first night in the tent of the first full moon they were up there. 

He smiles to himself, remembering the shock of waking up and finding his hand on Jack's fly.  He almost hit him until he realized how he was responding to that touch.  He knew from then, this was what the summer would hold for him.

Every step Ennis took now grew slow.  He could feel the bile in his throat, and the pain in his gut.   What was happening to him?  After a few more steps, he saw an alley and had to duck into it, gagging and dry heaving,  causing him to keel over.))

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Post by: Lumière on August 08, 2006, 04:44:15 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

 After a few more steps, he saw an alley and had to duck into it, gagging and dry heaving,  causing him to keel over.))

((

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/7056a919.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/5d670c8f.jpg)


Indaloo walks slowly to the alley, sees YOUNG ENNIS crouching in the dark ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/a953705a.jpg)


))

ALLEY DUDE:

**
Umm, mister! You alright over there?
I saw that other dude in an old truck drive off in a mad haste .. 

%% Who could drive off from this manhunk? %%
Something the matter?  I could take ya to the Funky Cow diner over on Center Street for a beer or something ..
Could cheer you up some!
**



%%
Nice ass in them jeans by the way ..
%%
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Post by: Pipedream on August 08, 2006, 04:50:24 pm

Audience Member:

** Oh no!!! Poor Ennis! And poor lil' Jack!! What in the hell will happen to our boys now?? ** 

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/DerSchrei.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on August 08, 2006, 04:53:48 pm
MIKA:

((Still sobbing piteously in the woods))


 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: Pipedream on August 08, 2006, 04:58:10 pm

The Props Magician:

** Umm... Tissue, somebody? **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Taschentcher.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on August 08, 2006, 05:03:12 pm
The Props Magician:

** Umm... Tissue, somebody? **


AUDIENCE MEMBER:

(http://programmers-progress.com/images/crying-woman.jpg)


** Thanks Ms Spanky ..I have been weeping for hours!  SNIFF!  **


%%
Who is the silly twerp in the leather chaps trying to pick up YOUNG ENNIS? 
And especially when he is in such a state over Jack's departure?  >:(
Ahh..men!
%%

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Post by: DeeDee on August 08, 2006, 05:22:07 pm
((

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/7056a919.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/5d670c8f.jpg)


Indaloo walks slowly to the alley, sees YOUNG ENNIS crouching in the dark ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/a953705a.jpg)


))

ALLEY DUDE:

**
Umm, mister! You alright over there?
I saw that other dude in an old truck drive off in a mad haste .. 

%% Who could drive off from this manhunk? %%
Something the matter?  I could take ya to the Funky Cow diner over on Center Street for a beer or something ..
Could cheer you up some!
**



%%
Nice ass in them jeans by the way ..
%%


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis falls to his knees in the alley and starts weeping while punching the wall, clearly the pain taking him by storm.  He looks up and notices someone standing there.))

WHAT THE F*CK  YOU LOOKING AT?  HUH?

(( Ennis takes another look at this cowboy dressed like a cartoon.))

%%Why's he got them leather things cut out by his crotch? Kinda creepy.%%

Keep walkin' bud, ain't in no mood for beers, can't ya tell?  Ain't in the mood ta be cheered up, neither...NOW GIT!!
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Post by: Lumière on August 08, 2006, 05:34:51 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis falls to his knees in the alley and starts weeping while punching the wall, clearly the pain taking him by storm.  He looks up and notices someone standing there.))

WHAT THE F*CK  YOU LOOKING AT?  HUH?

(( Ennis takes another look at this cowboy dressed like a cartoon.))

%%Why's he got them leather things cut out by his crotch? Kinda creepy.%%

Keep walkin' bud, ain't in no mood for beers, can't ya tell?  Ain't in the mood ta be cheered up, neither...NOW GIT!!

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/8fb3bf52.jpg)


(( Indaloo frowns slightly at Ennis' harsh response .. he is crushed..))


**
Well, alright, alright!  I'll be on my way then!  :(
No need to git yer drawers in a bunch cowboy!


%% If you are wearing drawers, that is!  Hawt damn!  :o  %%
**

((Lucas takes a step forward and looks back at Ennis ..))


**
 Well, if you're gonna be around Signal and you need a good time a friend to talk to,  you can just go over to Luc's Buns 'N Cakes Bakery on Center Street, and ask for Lucas .. Lucas Indaloo.. Okay?
**



(( Ennis throws him another mean look, his fists clenched ..))


**  Okay..Okay..I'm going!  **


%% I could teach this cowboy how to handle a hot bun!  Damn!  %%


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Post by: Pipedream on August 08, 2006, 05:45:29 pm
The Props Magician:

** Hey, Mr. Raymille! Just wanted to tell ya that the Church is ready for our next scene. I couldn't find any nice Methodist churches, so I chose something more presentable. Hope that's okay with you! It's French, so I think our Jolly Minister will like it, too! It was a bit more expensive to rent than the lil' churches, though... **

 ::)

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/NotreDame.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/NotreDame2.jpg)

%% Shit, I can't get that Wheel of Fortune outta my head! %%   

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/NotreDame3.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on August 08, 2006, 06:05:50 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/AssCrack.jpg)

((TIMMY arrives on set for his costume fitting))

%% Man oh man, this is excitin'!  I got to find me the hottest shirt n' jeans combo they got.  YOUNG ENNIS is gonna have somethin' to feast his eyes on, all right!  He'll forget all about that Jack Twist fella when he gets a load o' this hunk o' manflesh.  Yessirreee Bob! %%
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Post by: isabelle on August 08, 2006, 06:22:37 pm
Minister:

%% Ok, I've got this nice young couple getting married today, local people, should go smoothly... Ah, here they are...
My oh my... I thought this was supposed to be a wedding! The young fellow looks like he's come to his father's funeral. Mind you, no, I know his father. Going to his funeral wouldn't put such a sour puss on anyone's face. What is it though? He looks so heartbroken. Yet his bride looks lovely, and he himself is very, very... Hey, stop it down there! What's coming over me?! An erection on a priest, even when he is a minister, never does look good! Better get the prayer going%%

"...forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who have trespassed against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen"

%%Phew, I needed that. Looks like the groom didn't. I guess this is not the right place to ask why he doesn't look chuffed at the idea of what is awaiting him tonight...%%
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Post by: YaadPyar on August 08, 2006, 07:44:15 pm
** FSD sends out apologies to guys in alleys, jolly ministers, etc., for this brief interruption.  Apparently, the notorious corpse flower is blooming once again, and folks from around the world are flocking to see it.  Cast and crew take a short break to marvel at this wonder. **

(( FSD magically transports the cast and crew to Virginia Tech, where hundreds of visitors file through a greenhouse to get a glimpse, and a whiff, of a powerfully malodorous "corpse flower" as it bloomed. The large Indonesian plant's botanical name is Amorphophallus titanum. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/corpseflower.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/corpseflower1.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/CorpseFlower2.jpg)

** As it unfolds, the smell gets stronger.  The plant emits a stench to attract decaying flesh-eating beetles, flies and sweat bees for pollination. Once it blooms, the odor lingers for about eight hours, then it takes several more years before the plant has enough energy to bloom again.

How bad does it smell?  "It's like several days old road kill on a hot, sunny day," Wiley-Vawter said.  She said she went home shortly before midnight Friday and returned about 8:15 a.m. Saturday and could smell the plant from her parking spot about 100 feet from the greenhouse.

"Inside the greenhouse it was quite overpowering," she said.

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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 08, 2006, 07:45:10 pm
**Alma, the blushin' bride here! Well, I'm finally almost ready. My sis has been workin on my hair all morning, which is dumb, because I'm goin to be wearing a satin cowgirl hat with my veil. What do U think of my dress? My sister and I sewed it up. No JC Penney specials for me!! She fixed it up real nice, don't U think? U don't think it emphasizes my, um, derriere too much, do U??**

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/Alma/dress_back.gif)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 08, 2006, 08:00:01 pm
ALMA:
**Now that I think of it, I'm goin to change into a pair of gaucho weddin pants for the ceremony so's I can hop on Ennis's other horse for the honeymoon getaway. Don't want to waste any time! I'm on a deadline to get pregnant by next month, so's I can prove to my sis that she was All Wrong about Ennis! She said he aroused her Gay-dar, whatever that means, I have no idea! She's got all fancy ways of talkin since she came back from vacation in Denver, that's for sure!!**

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/Alma/gauchopantsweddin.jpg)
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Post by: Brown Eyes on August 08, 2006, 08:07:54 pm
(http://www.ponyworld.altervista.org/immagini3/BABY%20BLEUROSEA.jpg)

**The PONIES have heard that another SNOW might be around the corner... they wanted to reassure everyone that they'll be ready!**
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 08, 2006, 08:18:45 pm
ALMA:

Okay, everybody, let's git this party started!!

**Probably wasn't a good idea to plan a weddin out on the lawn of the cathedral church in November!! But if we can git that preacher to stop yucking it up with Ennis's cowbooty friends over there, we can probly git the vows said before the snow flies!! And here's my sis now with ma bridesmaids to make sure Ennis shows up and does right by me!!**

Hey, girls, you seen a guy by the name of Ennis? ((giggles)) What, is he out in the alleyway upchucking again?? **I swear!!**

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/Alma/bridesmaids.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on August 08, 2006, 08:48:48 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((  Ennis is across from the church watching the guests file in.  He is amazed it is 3 months since he's seen Jack Twist.  He is waiting to marry his Alma.  Only 6 months before he thought he was in love with her.  He knows now this is a different love, unlike the love he discovered on Brokeback Mountain.))

%% I guess it's time to head on over there.  Look at all them people, jes' ta see me and Alma git married.  I'm gonna try ta be a good husband, after all, look at them ugly sisters she's got.  They likely blow me away, even thinkin' a hurtin' her.%%

(( Ennis starts walking to the lawn with the worries of having ta pretend to love this little gal, who did nothing to deserve this.))
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 08, 2006, 09:06:07 pm
ALMA:

**I can't believe this day has finally come! All the months of work down at the Methodist church between my sis, my dad, and my Uncle Harold, talkin with Ennis's brother and sister to figure out how to git Ennis inta this church!! I remember I just about gave up on him that day in May he took off hitchiking and didn't come back till the end of August!! Well he won't git away this time if I have to put a weddin ring thru his nose!!**

((Walks down the aisle garden path real slow and ladylike accompanied by her Uncle Harold, Ennis's horse Best Man horse, and her dad. )) ~~Cue music~~

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/Alma/weddin.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 08, 2006, 09:22:06 pm
ALMA:
**I'm so glad Uncle Harold made it all the way down here from the opposite corner of the state, and that he agreed to give me his weddin ring, since he and Aunt LaShawn are divorced. I could'a never afforded a ring for Ennis any other way!!**

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/Jackring.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on August 08, 2006, 09:48:59 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((  Ennis is across from the church watching the guests file in.  He is amazed it is 3 months since he's seen Jack Twist.  He is waiting to marry his Alma.  Only 6 months before he thought he was in love with her.  He knows now this is a different love, unlike the love he discovered on Brokeback Mountain.))

%% I guess it's time to head on over there.  Look at all them people, jes' ta see me and Alma git married. I'm gonna try ta be a good husband, after all, look at them ugly sisters she's got. They likely blow me away, even thinkin' a hurtin' her.%%

(( Ennis starts walking to the lawn with the worries of having ta pretend to love this little gal, who did nothing to deserve this.))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/ce0b9bdd.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on August 08, 2006, 10:55:13 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/AssCrack.jpg)


(( TERRY CLOTH gasps very loudly for one with no actual mouth, astonished to see the HIGHLY CRACKED UP PRIESTESS sans regalia.  ))
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Post by: alec716 on August 08, 2006, 11:32:08 pm

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/CorpseFlower2.jpg)



(( TERRY CLOTH Roves over to The Polling Place on BetterMost.net and posts his first query thereon.  ))


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/corpseflower.jpg)


TERRY CLOTH:

**  OK, who thinks that the FSD is having a bit of a fixation these days?  Frankfurter Converters, Corn Cob Circumcisers, and now this stinky-skanky-nasty papier-mache Olympic Torchie thingie.  I mean really... vote! 

___ yes, the FSD seems a bit, um, focused these days, but we absolutely LOVE her anyway and no uppity warshed-up rag better mess with her, OR

___ no, the FSD is just bloomin' fine, leave her alone.

 ;)

((  Noting that either response leads to a vote of confidence for his beloved FSD, TERRY CLOTH is happy.   :)  ))
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 08, 2006, 11:39:44 pm
ALMA:

**Am I ever glad, for the first time ever, that I invited my dad Vinnie to the weddin, even tho he walked out on me when I was just a toddler, and moved to New Jersey**

Hey, Dad, will U plz ditch that Timmy guy pronto, so's we can get on with the weddin photography pleaz!!
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Post by: alec716 on August 08, 2006, 11:57:30 pm
BRIEF FLASHBACK SEQUENCE:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/3e173800.jpg)


(( The subconscious realization that he may never see his beloved JBB again falls like a hot steam iron upon TERRY CLOTH.  At first, he thought the feeling was from a bad spin cycle at that laundromat in Dubois.  Then, within a mile TERRY CLOTH felt like someone was pulling his weft out hand over hand a yard at a time.  He stopped at the side of the road, leaned out of Ennis' bluejeans pocket from which he had displaced that upstart GLOVE with the kind and timely assistance of the Union Steward, and, in the whirling new detergent flakes, tried to puke but nothing came up.  He felt about as bad as he ever had and it took a long time for the static cling to wear off.  ))
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Post by: Meryl on August 09, 2006, 12:01:14 am

(( TERRY CLOTH gasps very loudly for one with no actual mouth, astonished to see the HIGHLY CRACKED UP PRIESTESS sans regalia.  ))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/HighPriestessAwe.jpg)

** TERRY, thank you for the innocent compliment!  It is my fervent hope that the transformation required of me for my assumption of the role of TIMMY will be an inspiration to my fellow performers.  Only complete immersion will do.  We all have many backsides faces, and it is incumbent on those of us who take on multiple roles to enter into them with every ounce of talent that we possess.  There is no room for vanity here.  Art is everything!

I encourage you to do the same, now that your duties as Warshrag are lighter.  Surely there is a role you can 'cotton' to, one that can be 'tailored' to your formidable abilities, one that is 'fabric-ated' with you in mind.  Be bold!  You're too young to be hung out to dry. **
   ;)
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Post by: Lumière on August 09, 2006, 12:03:40 am
ALMA:

**Am I ever glad, for the first time ever, that I invited my dad Vinnie to the weddin, even tho he walked out on me when I was just a toddler, and moved to New Jersey**

Hey, Dad, will U plz ditch that Timmy guy pronto, so's we can get on with the weddin photography pleaz!!



(( An audience member kindly lends TIMMY a t-shirt to cover his .. well,  ::)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/bc8f5252.jpg)

About time!  There ain't no full moon this time of the month Timmy ..  ::)...))

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Post by: Meryl on August 09, 2006, 12:17:08 am

(( An audience member kindly lends TIMMY a t-shirt to cover his .. well,  ::)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/bc8f5252.jpg)

About time!  There ain't no full moon this time of the month Timmy ..  ::)...))

%% Alas, not everyone is able to bear the searing truth of an in-depth characterization.  Perhaps in time.... %% :'(
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Post by: Daniel on August 09, 2006, 12:27:04 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((After a long day at work, Guy somehow manages to make his way back to Lucise's trailer. He looks up at the black skies. More snow? He hopes so. He doesn't quite relish getting up again the next morning to go off after mules, owls, or try to get Lureen's lovely photograph for her Ice Cream flavor carton. He climbs the few steps to Lucise's trailer and knocks on the door...))

**Lucise?! It's Guy.**
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Post by: alec716 on August 09, 2006, 12:41:56 am

** TERRY, thank you for the innocent compliment!  It is my fervent hope that the transformation required of me for my assumption of the role of TIMMY will be an inspiration to my fellow performers.  Only complete immersion will do.


((  Faint sounds arise from the darkened Sacred Relics Trailer.  No, they are not those of the TWO BLOODY SHIRTS lustily going at it again, although they are, but silently this time.  It is not the TACKY BLONDE WIG OF THE EARLY EIGHTIES teasing the TACKY BLONDE WIG OF THE LATE SEVENTIES to new heights of laughter.  It is not even the hacking cough of the HACKED-UP TURKEY CARCASSES.  It is the spiritual devotion of TERRY CLOTH as he offers up a prayer a thanks that the AUDIENCE MEMBER offered up a tank-top rather than a warshrag to the HIGHLY NOT TIM-ID PRIESTESS.  TERRY CLOTH is all too aware that, but for a twist of dernier on this warped Thread, he could have been completely immersed in the crack of the HIGHLY ASS-UMING PRIESTESS.   ;)  CASSIE'S TUBE TOP is also grateful that she was not called upon to shoulder the burden of covering TIMMY's charming and unique vertical smile.  ))

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Post by: opinionista on August 09, 2006, 08:00:21 am

((  Faint sounds arise from the darkened Sacred Relics Trailer.  No, they are not those of the TWO BLOODY SHIRTS lustily going at it again, although they are, but silently this time.  It is not the TACKY BLONDE WIG OF THE EARLY EIGHTIES teasing the TACKY BLONDE WIG OF THE LATE SEVENTIES to new heights of laughter.  It is not even the hacking cough of the HACKED-UP TURKEY CARCASSES.  It is the spiritual devotion of TERRY CLOTH as he offers up a prayer a thanks that the AUDIENCE MEMBER offered up a tank-top rather than a warshrag to the HIGHLY NOT TIM-ID PRIESTESS.  TERRY CLOTH is all too aware that, but for a twist of dernier on this warped Thread, he could have been completely immersed in the crack of the HIGHLY ASS-UMING PRIESTESS.   ;)  CASSIE'S TUBE TOP is also grateful that she was not called upon to shoulder the burden of covering TIMMY's charming and unique vertical smile.  ))



((While everyone was sleeping, Bob the janitor who has been cleaning the stage, the teather etc., has gone into the trailer to continue cleaning and sees Terry Cloth. Confusing it with another warshrag, took it with him. Then goes to the basement, and tosses Terry into a warshing machine, along with the tents, Jack and Ennis's clothes, as well as their dirty and smelly undies.

(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/nataligv_2006/var_janitor.jpg)


Bobs adds some:

(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/nataligv_2006/197618189_2eaf66bab3.jpg)


And then some:

(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/nataligv_2006/CloroxBleach55010.jpg)

Terry Clothe is now in the warshing machine, where nobody can find it. ))

 
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Post by: Pipedream on August 09, 2006, 10:53:59 am

((Just as Alma is about to enter the church, she hears a little hoot from a tree nearby. Out of curiosity, Owl Olivia has taken a day off and made it down the mountain to watch the wedding. She addresses the young and clueless bride...))   

Okay, girl. Since you seem to be thinking this Ennis guy is the right man for you, let me tell ya something from owl to woman.
I might not have managed to d-rag the dude who fathered my son in front of an altar, but I think I can give you some precious advice anyway.

Rule 1: Should you have kids, make sure he supports them. I, for example, have never gotten any filthy lint from my rag-anova. He just used me as a one-night-owl and then left me with lil’ Olli before I could even hoot. By the way, Olli was the cutest lil’ egg you have ever seen!
 
Rule 2: Git yerself a job! It can never be a bad thing to have a little extra money for some smokes and red wine to carry you through all those lonely weekends in the years to come… Not that I wish you too many of them.

Rule 3: Nothing is forever, so watch out for other possible marrying candidates in time (i.e. as long as you look half-way presentable). Some nice dresses and another hairdo might be in order here.

Well, and now my girl, I wish you a nice wedding and a good life with your cowboy (as long as it may last). Make the best out of it!

Yours

Owl Olivia


%% Poor thing. If she knew what I know about her Ennis... %%  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EuleaufZweig2.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on August 09, 2006, 12:07:25 pm

Out of curiosity, Owl Olivia has taken a day off and made it down the mountain to watch the wedding. She addresses the young and clueless bride...))   

Rule 1: Should you have kids, make sure he supports them. I, for example, have never gotten any filthy lint from my rag-anova. He just used me as a one-night-owl and then left me with lil’ Olli before I could even hoot. By the way, Olli was the cutest lil’ egg you have ever seen!

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EuleaufZweig2.jpg)



(( TERRY CLOTH feels his head spinning and realizes that in fact all of him is spinning in the d*mn warshing machine.  TERRY CLOTH is therefore now able to puke, and not just because of missing JBB or his own so-called sense of humor or the long ties of CASSIE'S FUNKY WEDGE SANDALS wrapped around his midsection in the rinse cycle.  TERRY CLOTH sends a big Shout-out of thanks to Bob the Janitor for facilitating resolution of those purgent and queasy feelings.  Still feeling a little fuzzy-headed from the laundering, TERRY CLOTH finds OWLMA in the tree outside the church... ))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Hey, OWLMA, down here!  It's me!  Look, I know you might not be too fond a me at the moment, but I really have cleaned up my act and I want to make an honest owl out a you.  I learned a lot up there on that Mountain, and I don't want OWLMA JR. to grow up all lonely like I was raised.  So I guess what I'm sayin' is ... will you marry me?  It would be a hoot!  **
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Post by: saucycobblers on August 09, 2006, 12:14:22 pm
((Coming to the end of his transatlantic journey, JBB reflects sadly upon how quickly he has been forgotten by his beloved TERRY CLOTH... :'())

*Sigh* **It comes as no surprise really. He was always outa my league, that good-lookin' stud rag-muffin. I sent him a lurve note an' I ain't had no reply. Mebbe he's gone an' got himself a new pa-rag-mour? Or mebbe that OWLMA's gone an' got her connivin' claws inta him an' got him down that aisle faster'n you can say son-of-a-ultra-absorbent-dishcloth? After all, they got that fluffy kid together... I can't compete with that ***Sniff*

**Then agin, that cruise carrier pigeon service these folks provided wasn't as-advertised-in-the-brochure neither...**

(http://www.familygenealogist.net/images/postal_carrier_-_pigeon.gif)
As advertised in Cruises-R-Us brochure...

(http://www.wobshite.co.uk/b3ta/carrier_pigeon_s.jpg)
Carrier pigeon actually provided...

**Mebbe TERRY didn't even get ma message????!!!!**

((On his trip JBB has been comforted by another towelling travel companion he met in the Officer's Club bar whilst drowning his sorrows over a bottle of Sheep-Pee whiskey (which now enjoys world-wide distribution - well done Guy  ;))... Fellow Bettermostians, may I introduce Colin. I know Y'all will give him a warm welcome...))

(http://p.vtourist.com/2062256-Travel_Picture-Calais.jpg)

((JBB's meanderings are cut short by the announcement of the ship/boat/dinghy's arrival in Calais.))

(http://www.directferries.co.uk/images/maps/main/calais.gif)
(http://atrey.karlin.mff.cuni.cz/~efa/fotky/anglie/02%20nocni%20pristav%20Calais.jpg)
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Post by: nakymaton on August 09, 2006, 12:24:52 pm
**The PONIES have heard that another SNOW might be around the corner... they wanted to reassure everyone that they'll be ready!**

**SNOW is feeling a bit cold, wet, slippery, and disgruntled at finding that the promised ski slopes in Jackson seem to have been replaced by a tobaggan hill in Riverton... so she is prepared to be appropriately dismal and forboding for the "honeymoon."**
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Post by: alec716 on August 09, 2006, 12:25:53 pm

((Coming to the end of his transatlantic journey, JBB reflects sadly upon how quickly he has been forgotten by his beloved TERRY CLOTH... :'())

*Sigh* **It comes as no surprise really. He was always outa my league, that good-lookin' stud rag-muffin. I sent him a lurve note an' I ain't had no reply. Mebbe he's gone an' got himself a new pa-rag-mour? Or mebbe that OWLMA's gone an' got her connivin' claws inta him an' got him down that aisle faster'n you can say son-of-a-ultra-absorbent-dishcloth? After all, they got that fluffy kid together... I can't compete with that ***Sniff*



TERRY CLOTH:  (to JBB)

** You shut up about OWLMA, this ain't her fault.  And it ain't that I fergot you, Bud, it's that I don't know where you are... and what message?  And besides, I got that kid to think about...  **


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/owl.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on August 09, 2006, 12:33:35 pm
TERRY CLOTH:  (to OWLMA)

** Look, OLWMA, I know you it ain't cheap.. to get married.  Maybe this will make it easier.  You can use my cousin Vera as a white wedding gown.


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/washcloth.gif)


'Cause you know I sure Wang it out a hunderd times thinkin' about JBB you.  **


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Post by: Lumière on August 09, 2006, 12:44:53 pm

(( As YOUND ENNIS and ALMA are busy tying the noose knot ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/385c4555.jpg)



... back at Lucise's trailer  ..... ))




GUY RAPHAELSON:

((After a long day at work, Guy somehow manages to make his way back to Lucise's trailer. He looks up at the black skies. More snow? He hopes so. He doesn't quite relish getting up again the next morning to go off after mules, owls, or try to get Lureen's lovely photograph for her Ice Cream flavor carton. He climbs the few steps to Lucise's trailer and knocks on the door...))

**Lucise?! It's Guy.**



(( Lucise hears a knock and a voice outside the door ..))

%%
OMG .. Could be Guy!
%%

((Lucise hastily removes his apron, rushes off to the bedroom to change his shirt and splash on a
dash of his best cologne .. He looks at his reflection in the bedroom mirror for a second (not bad!)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/5be50c65.jpg)


Lucise rushes to the door, opens it and finds Guy sitting on the doorstep ...))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/abfc0593.jpg)


** Guy!  Come in!  I wasn't expecting you till abit later ..**


((Guy steps into the tidied-up trailer, the inviting aroma of dinner drawing him in ..))


** I hope yer hungry, I been cooking all day! **
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Post by: Daniel on August 09, 2006, 03:25:30 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy follows his nose into the kitchen where the tasty aromas are coming from. He looks back over his shoulder at Lucise with a smile.))

**This is... impossible. How on earth did you manage to make a basil alfredo sauce in just one day? And... mandarin oranges are out of season but these are as fresh as they can be!!**

((Guy walks over to Lucise and pulls him into an embrace, putting his head on his shoulder, mumbles against his neck.))

**You would not believe the crazy day I had.**
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Post by: DeeDee on August 09, 2006, 04:57:22 pm
ALMA:

**Am I ever glad, for the first time ever, that I invited my dad Vinnie to the weddin, even tho he walked out on me when I was just a toddler, and moved to New Jersey**

Hey, Dad, will U plz ditch that Timmy guy pronto, so's we can get on with the weddin photography pleaz!!



YOUNG ENNIS:

(( After Ennis and Alma kiss, they are now Man and wife.  Ennis looks around the room and knows he should be happy, Alma is a sweet girl, but he's not.  He sees all the (kinda ugly) smiling faces and wonders if anyone can pick up on his discomfort.))

%% Wonder whut Jack is up ta now?  Is he thinkin' a me? %%

(( Before Ennis could finish his thoughts, they were calling everyone for pictures.  As they stood on the lawn, the first snow of the winter started coming down.))
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Post by: nakymaton on August 09, 2006, 05:02:44 pm
((SNOW covers the tobaggan hill in preparation for the next scene.))

**Hey, if you're sick of all the bad omens and being out in the f***ing cold all the time, you could always honeymoon in Mexico.**

%%
Isn't that the dancing cowboy? Where's his partner? Who's the chick?
%%
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Post by: Lumière on August 09, 2006, 05:08:59 pm
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Animes/474d00a3.gif)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/79597ba1.jpg)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Animes/474d00a3.gif)
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Post by: Lumière on August 09, 2006, 05:42:39 pm
(( Meanwhile ... Back at Lucise's trailer ..



GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy follows his nose into the kitchen where the tasty aromas are coming from. He looks back over his shoulder at Lucise with a smile.))

**This is... impossible. How on earth did you manage to make a basil alfredo sauce in just one day? And... mandarin oranges are out of season but these are as fresh as they can be!!**

((Guy walks over to Lucise and pulls him into an embrace, putting his head on his shoulder, mumbles against his neck.))

**You would not believe the crazy day I had.**

))


((Lucise allows himself to be pulled into a close embrace with Guy, he relishes the feeling of Guy's breath on his neck and the thought that Guy feels comfortable enough with him at this point to show his affections in this way.  Guy sure has come a long way .. ))


** 
We'll talk all about that!  I have been cooking and cleaning all day, as you can see .. and I sure hope you'll be impressed, coz I damn well worked my butt off all day, poring through old cook books and praying for a decent outcome ..
**



((Lucise smiles into Guy's eyes and relaxes when he sees the grin on Guy's face.  Lucise holds onto Guy's hands and leads him to the well-laid, candlelit table ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/a8f62b44.jpg)

))

** Here's what we'll be having for dinner tonight .. I went all out!  I just felt like there was a reason to celebrate, you know .. okay .. anyway ..  To start, we'll have a garden salad ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/85e15a10.jpg)


.. then some Penne pasta with red pepper and basil alfredo sauce ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/397262d6.jpg)


.. then some Duck A L'orange .. I swear, this one took me forever, I was freaking out actually, but it turned out okay,  I think ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/b4a6e155.jpg)


.. I made some fruit salad for dessert ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/7fd61843.jpg)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/7fd61843.jpg)

..although I am convinced that your company will be sweeter than any dessert I could ever make ..**



((Lucise smiles, lowers his head, blushes at just how corny he must sound ..))

**
Okay, truth is, I don't think I could've been able to handle all this and baking as well.  I am new at all this stuff.  Remember, I am a mac and cheese sorta guy!  :)
**


((Lucise pulls up a chair for Guy, and anxiously awaits his reaction ..))

%%
I hope I didn't over do it!  Oh heck! 
What the hell does an ex-sheep trainer like myself know about wooing a stud like this..?
%%




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Post by: Meryl on August 09, 2006, 06:10:27 pm

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/rosedecal.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/wedding.jpg)

ENNIS and ALMA

November 1963


YEEHAW

***


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Post by: Pipedream on August 09, 2006, 06:30:43 pm

The Props Magician:

** Hey Ennis, I know, you probably can't eat no cake just now, but here's a lil' wedding cake anyway! ** ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Hochzeitstorte2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on August 09, 2006, 06:47:59 pm

((Lucise allows himself to be pulled into a close embrace with Guy, he relishes the feeling of Guy's breath on his neck and the thought that Guy feels comfortable enough with him at this point to show his affections in this way.  Guy sure had come a long way .. ))

** 
We'll talk all about that!  I have been cooking and cleaning all day, as you can see .. and I sure hope you'll be impressed, coz I damn well worked my butt off all day, poring through old cook books and praying for a decent outcome ..
**


((Lucise smiles into Guy's eyes and relaxes when he sees the grin on Guy's face.  Lucise holds onto Guy's hands and leads him to the well-laid, candlelit table .))

** Here's what we'll be having for dinner tonight .. I went all out!  I just felt like there was a reason to celebrate, you know .. okay .. anyway ..  To start, we'll have a garden salad ..

.. then some Penne pasta with red pepper and basil alfredo sauce ..

.. then some Duck A L'orange .. I swear, this one took me forever, I was freaking out actually, but it turned out okay,  I think ..

.. I made some fruit salad for dessert ..

..although I am convinced that your company will be sweeter than any dessert I could ever make ..**


((Lucise smiles, lowers his head, blushes at just how corny he must sound ..))

**
Okay, truth is, I don't think I could've been able to handle all this and baking as well.  I am new at all this stuff.  Remember, I am a mac and cheese sorta guy!  :)
**


((Lucise pulls up a chair for Guy, and anxiously awaits his reaction ..))


GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy sits down carefully, grateful to see that Lucise had chosen a well-suited white wine for their dinner instead of the other type. He looks at everything that Lucise has prepared.))

**You call this not being able to cook? I couldn't have done better if I'd have done it myself. But as it is I'm grateful that I didn't have to. The folks back at Un Ltd are getting peculiar about wanting everything done on time. I asked them why of course, considering the fact that the commercials are doing so well and that things like.... well all those things we're advertising.... are selling.**

((Guy shrugs, picks up the nearest glass of wine and holds it up to the light.))

**You can't please everyone, though, you know... What wine did you pick for tonight..?** ((blushes)) **Not that I'm a connoiseur or anything. I just wanted to know.**

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Post by: Lumière on August 09, 2006, 07:10:06 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy sits down carefully, grateful to see that Lucise had chosen a well-suited white wine for their dinner instead of the other type. He looks at everything that Lucise has prepared.))

**You call this not being able to cook? I couldn't have done better if I'd have done it myself. But as it is I'm grateful that I didn't have to. The folks back at Un Ltd are getting peculiar about wanting everything done on time. I asked them why of course, considering the fact that the commercials are doing so well and that things like.... well all those things we're advertising.... are selling.**

((Guy shrugs, picks up the nearest glass of wine and holds it up to the light.))

**You can't please everyone, though, you know... What wine did you pick for tonight..?** ((blushes)) **Not that I'm a connoiseur or anything. I just wanted to know.**

((Lucise smiles with a glitter in his eyes ..))


**
I know what you mean about not being able to please everyone ..  sometimes, you gotta just do what you gotta do.  I think you are doing a fine job as a marketing advisor ..  and I'm not just saying that to flatter ya .. You're beautiful, i mean, you're doing a beautiful job! .. Umm, about the wine ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/00a401e4.jpg)

.. It is a Chardonnay, I think.  The lady at the liquor store said that it'd be great with poultry, salad and cream sauces .. so I bought it.  Hope you  like it!  I had considered getting a cake or something from that Luc's Buns & Cakes Bakery over on Center Street, but the guy who owns it, I think his name is Lucas Indaloop or something .. well, he gives me the creeps ..

Please, help yerself, the food'll get cold ..
**

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Post by: Pipedream on August 09, 2006, 07:17:51 pm

TERRY CLOTH:

**  Hey, OWLMA, down here!  It's me!  Look, I know you might not be too fond a me at the moment, but I really have cleaned up my act and I want to make an honest owl out a you.  I learned a lot up there on that Mountain, and I don't want OWLMA JR. to grow up all lonely like I was raised.  So I guess what I'm sayin' is ... will you marry me?  It would be a hoot!  **

((Owl Olivia and lil' Olli Owl who has accompanied her to the wedding can't quite believe their owl-ears...))  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/JungerBartkauzKopie.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EulebeichtetKopie3.jpg)

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Post by: Pipedream on August 09, 2006, 07:26:22 pm
((Before Olivia and Olli fly back to their owl-partment, Olivia remembers that she brought some presents for the newly wed couple!))

** Hey, Ennis! This is for you my dear! It's... umm.... a Jack-in-the-Box! **  ;)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Jackinthebox.jpg)

** And this is for you, Alma! Some knitting wool for long winter evenings. Courtesy of Mr. Lucise Indappadock... **
  :-*

%% Well, better a woolen ecstasy than none, I guess... %%

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Wolle.jpg)

((And off they take...))
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 09, 2006, 07:37:51 pm
ALMA: Why that yarn will make a loverly sweater for my honey. Thank you kindly for the presents, Ms. Owl-livia!  **But not for the advice that I didn't even ask for, I swear! Anyone can see that my man is the answer to a girl's dreams! No way am I goin to "keep my options open" whatever that means. Why, it sounds downright comically obscene! And a Jack-in-the-box?? I'll keep his Jack in the box! I'll knit a little sweater for it, too! **

(dreamily):

Mrs. Del Mar here is just about ready to take off on our honeymoon, Ennis! **Let's see, where would I like to go honeymooning--how about Morocco, that sounds good!**
(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/Alma/morocco.jpg)
**I just wonder about that advice I got from Owl-livia. Get a job?? Nuh-huh, when I have this big hunkin man to support me! It won't be long before we're livin in Brooklyn, or sumthun like that!! An it will be no time at all before I give him a couple of sons who will adore and take care of me long after he's gone! **
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Post by: Daniel on August 09, 2006, 07:40:12 pm
((Lucise smiles with a glitter in his eyes ..))

**
I know what you mean about not being able to please everyone ..  sometimes, you gotta just do what you gotta do.  I think you are doing a fine job as a marketing advisor ..  and I'm not just saying that to flatter ya .. You're beautiful, i mean, you're doing a beautiful job! .. Umm, about the wine ...

.. It is a Chardonnay, I think.  The lady at the liquor store said that it'd be great with poultry, salad and cream sauces .. so I bought it.  Hope you  like it!  I had considered getting a cake or something from that Luc's Buns & Cakes Bakery over on Center Street, but the guy who owns it, I think his name is Lucas Indaloop or something .. well, he gives me the creeps ..

Please, help yerself, the food'll get cold ..
**



GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy picks up his fork carefully and digs into the garden salad... First he pierces the tantalizing shrimp and breaks off the tail with a practiced flick of the wrist. Suddenly a thought enters his mind.))

**I forgot to wash my hands, Lucise. I'll be right back.**

((He heads to the bathroom, and the world becomes unsure of his return.))
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Post by: Ellemeno on August 09, 2006, 07:50:12 pm
** Look, OLWMA, I know you it ain't cheap.. to get married.  Maybe this will make it easier.  You can use my cousin Vera as a white wedding gown.

'Cause you know I sure Wang it out a hunderd times thinkin' about JBB you.  **

To:  Mr. TERRY CLOTH

From: Ms. VERA WANG

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/vera_about5.jpg)

Subject: Use of my name in vain

Message: Dear Mr. CLOTH (BTW, I like that name!),

It has come to my attention that you have used my name in reference to a certain bodily act.  My attorneys assure me that if I should take you to court on this matter, we would beat you.  They say we would masticate you, and spit you out.  

Bearing this in mind, I ask that you refrain from tossing off my name that way.  I bear you no ill will.  In fact, I send you two bottles of my eponymous cologne.  Not sure what's in it - a sheep brought some by one day and said we could bottle it under our name....

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/TN_Flacons_2004.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on August 09, 2006, 08:20:32 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/potbelly.jpg)

(( TIMMY tries on his costume ))

** Now THIS is what I call a classy production.  Y'all made me a pair o' pants from the bottom up!  Goshdarn if they don't fit me like a second skin, and no buts about it!  Heh heh, get it?   No "butts" about it!  Heh heh heh heh!! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on August 09, 2006, 08:42:56 pm
To:  Mr. TERRY CLOTH

From: Ms. VERA WANG

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/vera_about5.jpg)

Subject: Use of my name in vain

Message: Dear Mr. CLOTH (BTW, I like that name!),

It has come to my attention that you have used my name in reference to a certain bodily act.  My attorneys assure me that if I should take you to court on this matter, we would beat you.  They say we would masticate you, and spit you out.  

Bearing this in mind, I ask that you refrain from tossing off my name that way.  I bear you no ill will.  In fact, I send you two bottles of my eponymous cologne.  Not sure what's in it - a sheep brought some by one day and said we could bottle it under our name....

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/TN_Flacons_2004.jpg)


TERRY MOXIE-IS-BACK-LIKE-OWLMA-DID-NOT-JUST-DISS-HIS-MARRIAGE-PROPOSAL CLOTH:

** Hey, fancy Vera lady, my lawyer would write you back but he's Wang-king off in MASTER BATEMILLE's MISTER RAYMILLE's trailer.  You don't happen to reupholster casting couches, do you?  Maybe you and I could get together sometime... my fabric, your design talent... who knows what could happen.  ;)  And thanks for the emuleponymous cologne!  But sheepers creepers, I could asphyxiate from the smell.  Kinda reminds me a whiskey.  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on August 09, 2006, 09:21:01 pm
AUDIENCE MEMBER:

(http://www.avenuetheater.com/Bob%20Gasps%20Small.jpg)

**
OMG!! OMG!!
Some one call the paramedics!
Someone dial 9-1-1! NOW!

TIMMY has twisted his beer gut!  He is mooning us from the front!  :o

Heeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!
**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on August 09, 2006, 10:05:25 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy picks up his fork carefully and digs into the garden salad... First he pierces the tantalizing shrimp and breaks off the tail with a practiced flick of the wrist. Suddenly a thought enters his mind.))

**I forgot to wash my hands, Lucise. I'll be right back.**

((He heads to the bathroom, and the world becomes unsure of his return.))

GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Surprisingly, Guy returns after a few minutes.))

((Guy sits down with a smile in Lucise's direction, noticing how he is watching his every movement.))

**So how did the sheep sorting go?**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: alec716 on August 09, 2006, 11:28:31 pm
((Owl Olivia and lil' Olli Owl who has accompanied her to the wedding can't quite believe their owl-ears...))  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EulebeichtetKopie3.jpg)



TERRY CLOTH:

**  C'mon, OWLMA, you an' OLLIE ain't married.  You don't want JUNIOR to grow up the product of a broken nest, do ya?  I'm saving money for a branch, got a tobacco can with two dryer sheets inside.  Not a big nest egg, but a start.  And maybe either the HIGHLY AVAILABLE PRIESTESS or her HIGHLY OVEREXPOSED BUTTY BUDDY TIMMY would officiate when we buy our vOWLs take our vows.  So c'mon for a spin on life's wheel a fortune with me!  And don't give me a pat "no" for an answer... gimme a pat and say JACK .... I mean say yes!  **


&& Phew, close one there, almost blew it... better be careful there, Cloth, Butter her up but don't mention JACK... &&


(( TERRY CLOTH, in reviewing his brilliant contributions to Western civilization and the human condition in general ridiculous postings from earlier today, realizes that he posted reply number 2000 on this Thread!!  A big Broken Arsed YEEHAW to all of us and our long-suffering AUDIENCE!!!!  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on August 10, 2006, 12:34:46 am
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Animes/99723f16.gif)




(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/3b93673c.gif)




(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Animes/99723f16.gif) 
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on August 10, 2006, 12:58:43 am
AUDIENCE MEMBER:

(http://www.avenuetheater.com/Bob%20Gasps%20Small.jpg)

**
OMG!! OMG!!
Some one call the paramedics!
Someone dial 9-1-1! NOW!

TIMMY has twisted his beer gut!  He is mooning us from the front!  :o

Heeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!
**

TIMMY:

** A-HAHAHA!  Don't worry, son, I'm fine, I'm fine!  HAHA, yessirree Bob, I get that all the time.  It's nothin' to worry about, just my particular gift, y'might say.  I like t'think my U-Neek Phyzeek is what got me my role on this here movie!  Before I was born, "ass backwards" was just a sayin'!  Now it's the gospel truth, heh heh heh!  Relax, m'boy, relax!  **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/buttcrackvertical.jpg)

((Still chuckling to himself, TIMMY obliges the fascinated audience members by modeling his finished costume from both front and back, to enthusiastic applause, and ends with an impromptu autograph session. ))


MERYL:
Congrats to Alec on Post #2000, and to Broken Arsed Productions, too!!  YEEHAW!  8)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on August 10, 2006, 07:55:54 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( After the wedding, Ennis and Alma settled into life with each other.  Ennis loved her like a dutiful husband, but he was not in love with her.  That part of his heart was already taken.))


Hold on ta me, Alma...wheeeeeeee...

(( Down the hill on the sled, they went.  Giggling like kids, having fun.  He was pulled into the snow by her and images of that last snow on Brokeback flashed through his mind.))

%% That was tha beginnin' of tha end for us.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: isabelle on August 10, 2006, 08:23:06 pm
Minister:

%% OK, so they got married without me having to tell them that they were now Man and Wife. Well, that's good, because with the look on the poor boy's face I'd never've had the guts to actually marry them. I'd've simply told Ennis to run out of the Church while I kissed his bride, and do whatever it was that he ought to have been doing.
Come to think of it, maybe they should have come to me for advice...%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on August 10, 2006, 08:39:04 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/hoffman-reclining.jpg)

((Meryl relaxes in her trailer after her makeup and wig session for TIMMY's big scene))

%% I feel ready.  More than ready!  Just put me in my costume, hand me a shovel and bring on that hot, sweaty YOUNG ENNIS! %%  :P
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on August 10, 2006, 09:14:30 pm
Minister:

%% OK, so they got married without me having to tell them that they were now Man and Wife. Well, that's good, because with the look on the poor boy's face I'd never've had the guts to actually marry them. I'd've simply told Ennis to run out of the Church while I kissed his bride, and do whatever it was that he ought to have been doing.
Come to think of it, maybe they should have come to me for advice...%%

GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Now that your part has passed, Joll E. Minister, we thought you might like to see the new hard candy line we're pushing out. Jolly Ministers, cause the ranchers in this sure ain't. Flavors: Cherry, Apple, Lemon, Coconut Pecan**

((Guy smiles jauntily))

**If you notice all the Jolly Ministers start out straight and narrow, but if you put them in your mouth and suck on them a little, they soften up really easily.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on August 10, 2006, 11:20:28 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Timmybutt.jpg)

((TIMMY puts on The Jeans, singing to himself))

** You put yer right foot in, you put yer left foot out, you put yer both legs in, and you shake 'em all about.... **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on August 11, 2006, 12:21:56 am

(( TERRY CLOTH has noticed MR. RAYMILLE's suspicious absence from the BAM set.  Since Our Beloved Director's previous hiatus involved enhancement of certain supposed-to-be-private-but-heck-what-are-boundaries-here-on-the-Performance-Thread parts, TERRY CLOTH cannot help but wonder if MR. RAYMILLE has had facial reconstruction surgery in an attempt to lure ever more talent talented actors onto the casting couch into the BAM production family.  If so, this would be just one more example of MR. RAYMILLE's willingness to suffer for our art.  (Clarification:  the AUDIENCE suffers due to our art, the Director suffers for it.  ;) ) ))

TERRY CLOTH:

**  MR. RAYMILLE, if you don't want folks to recognize you, you'd better change your wardrobe color...  **

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/red1.jpg)  (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/red3.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: alec716 on August 11, 2006, 12:30:03 am

TERRY CLOTH:

**  I just want to be clear, before MR. RAYMILLE's legal department contacts me, that I am IN NO WAY insinuating that MR. RAYMILLE had any cheeks enhanced other than those on his face.    ;)  TIMMY is not MR. RAYMILLE, he just borrows occasionally from his wardrobe.  **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/potbelly.jpg)

(( TIMMY tries on his costume ))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on August 11, 2006, 08:50:21 am

TERRY CLOTH:

**  C'mon, OWLMA, you an' OLLIE ain't married.  You don't want JUNIOR to grow up the product of a broken nest, do ya?  I'm saving money for a small tree, got a tobacco can with two dryer sheets inside.  Not a big nest egg, but a start.  And maybe either the HIGHLY AVAILABLE PRIESTESS or her HIGHLY OVEREXPOSED BUTTY BUDDY TIMMY would officiate when we buy our vOWLs take our vows.  So c'mon for a spin on life's wheel a fortune with me!  And don't give me a pat "no" for an answer... gimme a pat and say JACK .... I mean say yes!  **


Owl Olivia:

** Wait a second, Terry! I'll be right back! **

((In the owl-partment...))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/BaumhausKopie4.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on August 11, 2006, 08:57:22 am

((A little later...))

Owl Olivia:

Okay, Terry F*ckin Cloth, I agree to marry you and move to Riverton, but I have the following conditioners:

1. You are the warshrag, so you’ll keep the house clean. You are used to hangin around anyway, aren’t ya?
2. I will go out for hunting or else whenever I like. You don’t ask where I fly and I won’t make you eat mice...
3. None of your butt lotion buddies in our house, please! 
4. You pay all the bills, and we use your fees to get our kid a good education.

Can we agree on all that? Fine then. Here I am.  ;D


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/Euleguckternst.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ann on August 11, 2006, 09:49:44 am
Hello everyone.

Daniel asked me to come play a part, so here I am. I'm still not sure what all is going on, but I'd like to help out. Does anyone know how to change your name. I was having some problems with the activation e-mail earlier.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: alec716 on August 11, 2006, 11:02:47 am
((A little later...))

Owl Olivia:

Okay, Terry F*ckin Cloth, I agree to marry you and move to Riverton, but I have the following conditioners:

1. You are the warshrag, so you’ll keep the house clean. You are used to hangin around anyway, aren’t ya?
2. I will go out for hunting or else whenever I like. You don’t ask where I fly and I won’t make you eat mice...
3. None of your butt lotion buddies in our house, please! 
4. You pay all the bills, and we use your fees to get our kid a good education.

Can we agree on all that? Fine then. Here I am.  ;D


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/Euleguckternst.jpg)


(( TERRY CLOTH shudders as he ponders this Critical Plot Juncture.  ))


TERRY CLOTH:

&&  Uh-oh, OWLMA is one tough old youthful and blushingly radiant bird.  This ain't gonna be easy like I thought.  But I gotta make it work.  I don't want a be lonely and eatin' all pie by myself forever, gettin crusty.  I told JBB that I ain't sequined lame', and he told me he weren't no K-Y Jelly.  He said it weren't nobody's business but ours, but I know that everyone on this Thread had a pair a 10x42 binoculars on us until he capped up and I pulled my loops in.  And now I ain't heard from him in a BLUE HEELER's age, what with OWLMA's cousin, that STRUNG-OUT CARRIER PIGEON, droppin' out a the sky and into some TIMMY'S crack ... house somewhere. 

(http://www.wobshite.co.uk/b3ta/carrier_pigeon_s.jpg)

So I guess it was a one-tube deal we had goin on.  JBB sure left me with a Broken Arse heart.  And there is JUNIOR to think about.  Now that he's outta the shell, I'll be shellin' out owlet support iff'n I don't marry his effen mother.  &&


**  Alright, OWLMA, you got yerself a deal!  What you ask is fine, and besides I can't eat no mice right now.  And when we get married, I think JUNIOR should be the wing-bearer.  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on August 11, 2006, 11:13:49 am
**Welcome to our merry band of playerz, dansmom! Which part did U want to play? There are several available! To change yr name U will have to go into your profile. U can change yr avatar, signature, etc. but I'm not sure U can change yr name. U might just delete yr account and join again with the name U prefer. Let's see, dansmom, would that be like Daniel's Mom?? Anyway, welcome!!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on August 11, 2006, 11:49:04 am
Hello everyone.

Daniel asked me to come play a part, so here I am. I'm still not sure what all is going on, but I'd like to help out. Does anyone know how to change your name. I was having some problems with the activation e-mail earlier.

** Hi dansmom,

Welcome to BetterMost!  I am a moderator here, and also The Casting Director for the Performance thread, so I am happy to help you change your username, and to help you pick the role you want.  I'm sending you a Private Message (PM) now, with info on both.

Anytime you want to ask me a question, you can send me a PM, by clicking on my username in blue (Ellemeno), and then clicking on "Send user a private message." 

Clarissa**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on August 11, 2006, 11:58:52 am
OSCAR is astounded:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/owlcartoon.jpg)

And so is the crew:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/horrifiedfolks.jpg)

But, OWL plus CLOTH = I LOVE YOU!  :-*

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/owlface.jpg)  (http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Washcloth.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/heart.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on August 11, 2006, 12:14:28 pm

(( In order to warsh the lotion outta his loops like he will NEVER be able to warsh JBB outta his mind or heart  cleanse his soul for his upcoming spirtual life cycle event, TERRY CLOTH pursues a nun-convent-ional route.  ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/laundry.jpg)



(( ALEC smooches the FSD's cheek in gratitude!  :-*  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on August 11, 2006, 12:44:14 pm

(( And beginning her ablutions and preparations for the ceremony, the HIGHLY LYP-STICKA'D PRIESTESS gets a-head of TERRY CLOTH as she gazes dreamily into her many closets to pick just the right outfit for the occasion. ))


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/terryturbin.jpg)


(( ALEC gives the FSD's cheek two smooches this time!!   :-*  :-*  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: opinionista on August 11, 2006, 12:50:41 pm
((Sexy audience member calls Terry Cloth))

(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/nataligv_2006/kiss.jpg)

Terry! yooo hoo! ((waves to Terry)), Terry dear.

((sexy audience member approaches Terry, carrying something))

There you go, dear. It'll give you luck on the honeymoon. ((Gives Terry her present))


(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/nataligv_2006/Baldessarinivelky.jpg)

Now you can feel like a stud, with Del Mar cologne, Terry dear. It works believe me. Del Mar, the smell of Brokeback.

((sexy audience member returns to her seat))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on August 11, 2006, 12:58:04 pm

(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/nataligv_2006/Baldessarinivelky.jpg)

Now you can feel like a stud, with Del Mar cologne, Terry dear. It works believe me. Del Mar, the smell of Brokeback.

((sexy audience member returns to her seat))



TERRY CLOTH:

&&  This stuff might help me on my wedding night, since I am more used to feeling a stud than feeling like a stud.... ahhhhh, where oh where is my sweet JBB??  How could he have left me aloe-ne??!   :'(  &&

**  I am so eggscited that the entire Broken Arsed Community is turning out for the wedding!  Even the GROOMSRAGS have arrived already! ))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/0dac252f.jpg)


**  And even the equines are getting into the act.  Some DUMBASS MULE has volunteered to serve as a model for the caterer!  **

(http://www.vrag.ru/images/news_pic/funny_food.jpg)


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on August 11, 2006, 01:28:27 pm
((The HIGH PRIESTESS swings into action))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/callaspointing.jpg)

** Bring in the Sacred Centerpiece! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/pickelcandles.jpg)

** Prepare the Sacred Ceremonial Wine! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/stomping.jpg)

((Meanwhile, MIKA the MUSICAL MULE arrives to rehearse for her Special Guest Appearance at the reception))


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/mules_forsale.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on August 11, 2006, 01:32:13 pm
OWLMA & TERRY CLOTH WEDDING PLANNER:


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/dcb45ae8.jpg)


**
Howdy Folks! 
My name is Juniper, and I am the Planner for this here wedding!
This is gonna be a wedding to remember.  It'll go down in Broken Arsed history as the best catered, most lavish sham wedding ever organised.  Everyone is invited .. Ya hear me?  All Broken Arsians are invited!!   :D

Well, I thought it'd be a great idea for Terry and Owlma to have an outdoor wedding.  Well, so Alma won't leave owl droppings scratches on no polished church pews..  ;)


Wow, looks like some of the guests are starting to arrive ... **


%% Glad to see the CLOTH family made an effort to be laundered and pressed.  I think they went a little overboard on the bleach, I can smell it from here .. Hmmm, I'll need to spray some of that Del Mar perfume on their loops .. %%


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/80ac3d21.jpg)


**
And we are ready to go..the HIGH PRIESTESS has made a special effort to change into her best fuschia frock; TC is draped all over his latest silver-swirl rack and Owlma is looking positively pathetic glowing in her getup.. Stunning!  Just stunning! 
**



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/edd36415.jpg)


%% I wish TERRY would smile more.. he looks like he's choking on that bow tie..Jeez!   :-\
And where are the Wing bearers??  %%


** Enjoy the wedding Folks!!!  **

(http://www.dennisbenson.com/images/wedding-bells.gif)



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on August 11, 2006, 01:40:54 pm
By the power invested in me as

High Priestess of the BrokenArsed Cult

I now pronounce you Towel and F-Owl


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/owlfemalespiritmanip.jpg)

TERRY CLOTH and OLIVIA OWL

November 1963

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bouquet.jpg)

YEEHAW
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on August 11, 2006, 01:41:13 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Surprised when his mama had said they were invited to Olivia's wedding, Jack drives the rickety old truck down to the chapel.))

%% Oh god, what if Ennis's here?... It's already November, guess he must have married that Alma girl.%%

((still uncertain if he really wants to be there, Jack considers getting back in the truck and heading back home.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on August 11, 2006, 01:46:24 pm
((Meanwhile ..

TIMMY and his girlfriend are redlining it all the way to the wedding ...(guess he heard about the free food/booze..)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/1ce2e842.jpg)


.. Only to be busted for crack!  :-\  Some people ..  ::)

))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on August 11, 2006, 01:52:43 pm


THE CLOTH FAMILY:

**  So sad that our parents could not be here... one curve on Dead Rag road, and they miss it.   :'(  But it is great to see that, finally, OWLMA has bagged herself a husband...    **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/terrytowels.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on August 11, 2006, 02:01:52 pm
((  Wedding guests admire the beautiful wedding grounds that Juniper has spent hours preparing ..

(http://www.rochesterhills.org/city_services/images/WeddingGrounds.jpg)

(http://www.affinitychapel.com/images/grounds_fall.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/37f613be.jpg)

(http://www.cdislands.com/photos_plants/plants6/x9902316.jpg)

Quite a sight!  ))


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on August 11, 2006, 02:05:18 pm

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/37f613be.jpg)


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Looks like TIMMY made it after all... I was hedging my bets that he wouldn't get here...  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on August 11, 2006, 06:37:21 pm
THE HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/cryinghanky.jpg)

** WAH...what a beautiful wedding!  That Juniper did such a lovely job with the arrangements.  I certainly hope TERRY and OLIVIA will be happy.  If anyone can straighten  iron TERRY out, she can.  But she'll have her claws full, as I know all too well from experience! **


((MEANWHILE....the crew is busily preparing for the next scene....))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Asphalt.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on August 11, 2006, 06:55:44 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Surprised when his mama had said they were invited to Olivia's wedding, Jack drives the rickety old truck down to the chapel.))

%% Oh god, what if Ennis's here?... It's already November, guess he must have married that Alma girl.%%

((still uncertain if he really wants to be there, Jack considers getting back in the truck and heading back home.))


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis and Alma arrive at the wedding of the century, the first social event as man and wife.  Ennis looks around and sees TERRY and OLIVIA, the owl and the cloth, the happiest  they've ever been.))

**There's a sentence I never thought I'd type**

%%Wonder if tha Twists were invited.  Jack always was fond of ma warshrag.  Can't imagine him not showin'.%%

(( Ennis truly does miss his rag, he fondly remembers the days on Brokeback, squeezing him, rinsing him, spinnig him, not to mention running him over his entire body....ah the good ole' days..))

Could it be?  Is that Jack Twist?

(( Ennis is stunned right now, and looks over at Alma's confused look, because he didn't realize he said that out loud.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 11, 2006, 07:03:17 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack sees a familiar face in the crowd, surrounded by his favorite color - denim blue, but with a brown jacket that brings the golden tone of his skin out and makes his eyes light up like gold.))

%% Damn, there he is. What do I do now....%%

((As much as he wanted to go over and greet Ennis, he was put off by the plain girl standing so close to him.))

%%That must be Alma. She looks alright, I guess.%%

((Jack  tries to mingle with the crowd, inching farther away from Ennis. When he had first spotted him his heart and flipped over three times in his chest, and he had to get away from him. As much as possible.))
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Post by: Ann on August 11, 2006, 07:20:02 pm
**Hi, everyone... Stepping in as Alma temporarily since we seem to need one here.**

ALMA:

((Alma looks up at Ennis, sees him looking off in the distance, a strange look on his face.))

**Who's Jack Twist? Someone ya know?**

**I hope I got the little marky things right.**
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Post by: DeeDee on August 11, 2006, 07:32:20 pm
**Hi, everyone... Stepping in as Alma temporarily since we seem to need one here.**

ALMA:

((Alma looks up at Ennis, sees him looking off in the distance, a strange look on his face.))

**Who's Jack Twist? Someone ya know?**

YOUNG ENNIS:

Uh, um... thought it was someone I used to know, but it's not.

(( Ennis puts his head down in shame.  He doesn't want to have to explain to Alma, or have her and Jack meet.  He knows he can't go to him.  He needs to just walk away. 
He takes Alma's arm and pulls her away from the crowd.))
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Post by: Ann on August 11, 2006, 07:36:31 pm
ALMA:

((looks back over her shoulder at the crowd, doesn't see too many people she recognizes))

** Are you sure? Maybe it was someone you knew. We should go see.**

((Alma gently guides Ennis back towards the crowd.))
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Post by: DeeDee on August 11, 2006, 09:54:20 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Ennis pull Alma back.))

ALMA! STOP IT!

%% I need ta stop her.  She can't meet 'em.%%

((Ennis sees the bruised look on her face, and suddenly regets his outbursts.))

Look, I tol' you, it's not who I thought it t'was.. leave it alone.
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Post by: Daniel on August 11, 2006, 10:02:57 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((At Ennis's raised voice, Jack turns to look for him.))

%% Trouble in Paradise? Already? %%

((Jack sees Ennis drag Alma away from the crowd. Should he say something... More than a few people were distracted by the commotion.))
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Post by: Ann on August 11, 2006, 10:11:52 pm
Alma:

((looks wounded at Ennis))

**Alright, alright. I need to go congratulate the Terry Cloth and Olivia before the party is over. You....**

((Alma looks at Ennis pointedly))

**Go mingle. You're gonna need a steady job soon and you'll need all the contacts you can git.**
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Post by: Daniel on August 11, 2006, 11:59:50 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((As he is about to start the next course, his cellphone rings.))

**What's that? A wedding party? Yes, I'll go right away.**

((Guy folds up his cellphone.))

**Apparently Olivia and Terry Cloth are getting married. I still need them to sign their contracts, so I have to go, before there's too much legal name changing.... Do you want to come with me?**
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Post by: DeeDee on August 12, 2006, 12:07:07 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis watches Alma walk away and sees Jack in the corner.  He takes a deep breath and starts towards him.))

Jack, how ya been?  Have ya seen OLIVIA and TERRY?  They lookin' good huh?
Didn't know if you'd show up today.  Got Alma with me.  Got married 2 weeks ago.  She's a good woman, Jack. She's lookin' fer me, so I guess I'll see ya around, huh?


((Ennis looks down and brushes his hand along Jack's hand as he walks away towards his new wife.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 12, 2006, 12:12:38 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack's heart throbbed painfully in his chest as Ennis came toward him. He was filled with elation when Ennis' mouth opened to speak to him, his heart pounding so loudly in his ears that he could not hear the words. Ennis's hand reached out and caressed his own, and Jack could feel Ennis moving away again.))

%% Not this time. %%

((Jack grabbed Ennis's wrist and pulled him a distance away from the crowd, not wanting for them to be seen.))

Ennis..... I'm sorry. I didn't hear a word of what you just said to me. I gotta know one thing, though. Just this once.

((Jack steels himself and waits to see if Ennis will listen to him.))
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Post by: Lumière on August 12, 2006, 12:26:59 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((As he is about to start the next course, his cellphone rings.))

**What's that? A wedding party? Yes, I'll go right away.**

((Guy folds up his cellphone.))

**Apparently Olivia and Terry Cloth are getting married. I still need them to sign their contracts, so I have to go, before there's too much legal name changing.... Do you want to come with me?**


(( Lucise and Guy have been enjoying a quiet yet intimate dinner thus far and Lucise is hesitant to leave ..))

** Well Guy, if you really wanna go..I'll understand, go ahead, I'll stay here and take a nap, relax abit.  I feel abit tired, guess I am not made for spending all-day cooking.  I'll go lie down for abit.  If you don't mind, you could take some gifts to the happy couple on my behalf? 
When I was out shopping yesterday, I saw this and I thought of OLLIE, so I got it ..

(http://149.170.238.243/memorabilia/Images1/owl.jpg)


For TERRY CLOTH, I found this cute little Warsh Basinette for bubble soaks etc...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/719bcefb.gif)

And for OWLMA, I got her an excellent cookbook with hundreds of mouse vegetarian recipes and recipes for stuff a Warsh Rag might like to eat.

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/cd360e5d.jpg)


I'd really appreciate it if you could take 'em for me.
I'll be here if you wanna come back later .. got plenty of room.
You could stay the night .. if you want..
**


(( Lucise looks away, trying to focus on wrapping up the gifts ..))

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Post by: DeeDee on August 12, 2006, 12:42:24 am


YOUNG JACK:

((Jack's heart throbbed painfully in his chest as Ennis came toward him. He was filled with elation when Ennis' mouth opened to speak to him, his heart pounding so loudly in his ears that he could not hear the words. Ennis's hand reached out and caressed his own, and Jack could feel Ennis moving away again.))

%% Not this time. %%

((Jack grabbed Ennis's wrist and pulled him a distance away from the crowd, not wanting for them to be seen.))

Ennis..... I'm sorry. I didn't hear a word of what you just said to me. I gotta know one thing, though. Just this once.

((Jack steels himself and waits to see if Ennis will listen to him.))


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis pulls his hand away from Jack's grip almost violently.))

Now you listen up, boy.  I came here with ma new wife an' I know lots a people here.

(( Ennis tries to be cold, but one look from those blue eyes and all the anger is replaced with pangs of lust, love and desparation.  Something he knows he can no longer indulge.  This is his life now and Jack needs to know it too.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 12, 2006, 12:43:32 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy smiles at Lucise wrapping the presents. He uses his thumb and forefinger to crease the edges of the packages for a nice, professional touch as Lucise finishes wrapping them.))

**That shouldn't be a problem. I'd love to take them. I didn't get them anything myself. I hope the contracts will be wedding present enough.**

((Guy fits what presents he can in his briefcase and carries the rest with him as he heads toward the door. He stops just at the door, looks back at Lucise and walks back over to him. He puts the briefcase and present carefully down then reaches up and pulls Lucise closer to him. He reaches up and allows his lips to gently press against Lucises, twisting his head slightly so that their noses are touching side by side. Guy deepens the kiss and smiles as Lucise naturally brings his arms up around him. He hesitantly breaks the kiss but stays in Lucise's arms for a brief moment longer before gently pulling away.))

((Still smiling he grabs up his briefcase and the presents and heads back to the door.))

**I will definitely be back tonight**
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Post by: Daniel on August 12, 2006, 12:49:34 am


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis pulls his hand away from Jack's grip almost violently.))

Now you listen up, boy.  I came here with ma new wife an' I know lots a people here.

(( Ennis tries to be cold, but one look from those blue eyes and all the anger is replaced with pangs of lust, love and desparation.  Something he knows he can no longer indulge.  This is his life now and Jack needs to know it too.))


YOUNG JACK:

((Jack lets Ennis pull his hand loose with a bitter grimace.))

You ain't listening to me, Ennis. I know a lot of people here too. I don't understand why you're mad at me! I never did anything that you didn't want to do.... But I need to know something.... All those... things that we did up there. You said you were just lonely?!?! Ennis, that was more than loneliness. What happened, it happened cause you wanted it too.

((Jack's eyes fill up with tears for a moment, and he rapidly blinks them away.))

Please tell me that you wanted it too.
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Post by: Pipedream on August 12, 2006, 08:53:54 am
((Olivia’s head is spinning. Before she really knew what was going on, the wedding planner had put a bride’s veil on her head (generously none of Terry’s ragelatives…) and dragged her and Terry Cloth in front of the High Priestess who seemed determined not to waste any time.)) 

Owl Olivia:  ::)

** Damn! You guys are in a hurry! Well thank you, dear High Priestess! That wedding ceremony was very moving, indeed. A real tear-jerker! **

%%  Like hell it was! How long did it last? 30 seconds? Pah! And who the f*ck has hired that stupid wedding planner?? I didn't want all that pomp, and I certainly didn't want to invite the whole f'ckin crew once again after they emptied the Props Magician's wine cellar at my party just weeks ago! By the way, where's Ms. Spanky? Doesn't matter now. I just gotta get outta here! %%

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EulemitSchleier.jpg)

** I’m glad everybody is enjoying the party (again). Please help yourself to the food and the drinks and put the presents on the table overthere. We’ll unwrap them later. Thanks!**

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Geschenketisch2.jpg)

** And now, dear guests, would you please excuse us? Terry Cloth here and I are leaving for a lil honeymoon! Bye, bye! Olli my dear, will you please stay with the High Priestess?? Mummy and Daddy will be back in a couple a days! **


((And off she takes with her new husband.))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EulemitSchleierundWarshrag.jpg)

%% Gotta make him fulfill his conjugal duties... He might be a rag-anova, but a damn fluffy one! %%  :P
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Post by: Ray on August 12, 2006, 09:25:51 am


((KNOCK KNOCK))

HELLO!  HEEEELLLOOOOOOOO!  Sorry to interupt all you little poor people during your ritual chicken killin' an' all!

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Driveby2.jpg)

%%Pfft!  Like they'd even know what a 'phone' is anyway!  I'll go to that smelly lookin' shed down the road with that hunky man with the hot moustache.  I do love the tickle of a bit o' lip fur!%%
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 12, 2006, 12:43:26 pm
~~Across the room, Alma has seen it all.~~

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Post by: Meryl on August 12, 2006, 02:03:58 pm
((With production temporarily suspended for the celebration of OLIVIA and TERRY'S wedding, TIMMY's Performance Coach recommends a game of chess to keep things simmering, but safely))

%%  I sure don't wanna peak too soon.  Gotta stay cool, stay focussed.  This's just a one-shot deal I got goin' here.  It's gotta be right. %%

** Your move, Raoul... **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/buttchess.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on August 12, 2006, 05:39:51 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy arrives just in time to see Olivia and Terry fly off together.))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EulemitSchleierundWarshrag.jpg)

**Missed them again! That Olivia is one busy owl.**
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Post by: DeeDee on August 12, 2006, 06:43:38 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack lets Ennis pull his hand loose with a bitter grimace.))

You ain't listening to me, Ennis. I know a lot of people here too. I don't understand why you're mad at me! I never did anything that you didn't want to do.... But I need to know something.... All those... things that we did up there. You said you were just lonely?!?! Ennis, that was more than loneliness. What happened, it happened cause you wanted it too.

((Jack's eyes fill up with tears for a moment, and he rapidly blinks them away.))

Please tell me that you wanted it too.


YOUNG ENNIS:

%% I wanted it too, Jack.  I stiil want it.  Marryin' Alma was a big mistake.  Please Jack forgive me.%%

(( Ennis feels his eyes fill up because he knows he is sleeping right now and he wasn't at OLIVIA and TERRY'S wedding  and there was no Jack.  He doesn't want to open his eyes knowing Jack's image will disappear if he does.  He has these dreams often and each time, it gets harder to get Jack out of his mind.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 12, 2006, 09:21:18 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack arrives at the Wedding party a little late; he doesn't want to see the man that stole his heart away. When he does arrive, most of the guests have left, including Olivia and Terry. A few people are still mingling, and Jack is relieved to not see Ennis in the crowd. One young man stands off to the side though. He's seen him around the set before but never had a chance to talk to him.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 12, 2006, 09:39:47 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy is crestfallen. How is he going to explain that he managed to miss Olivia Owl and Terry Cloth a second time in pursuit of their contractual obligations? He places the presents that he and Lucise had lovingly wrapped on the table with the other presents. He doesn't notice the tall man approaching him from behind, in black cowboy hat and blue denim.))

((Guy turns to head back to the helicopter and collides into him. He burns bright red in the face and stumbles back a few paces.))

**Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.-**
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Post by: alec716 on August 12, 2006, 09:54:54 pm

** And now, dear guests, would you please excuse us? Terry Cloth here and I are leaving for a lil honeymoon! Bye, bye! Olli my dear, will you please stay with the High Priestess?? Mummy and Daddy will be back in a couple a days! **
[/b]

((And off she takes with her new husband.))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EulemitSchleierundWarshrag.jpg)

%% Gotta make him fulfill his conjugal duties... He might be a rag-anova, but a damn fluffy one! %%  :P



(( TERRY CLOTH and OWLMA land in their posh honeymoon suite.  TERRY CLOTH is confused, a bit scared, involuntarily pierced in new places, and wondering eggsactly what he has gotten himself into.  Maybe a lifetime of diner pie and chick support would have been alright.  TERRY CLOTH knows that he misses JBB more than anything and longs for his firm, smooth tube and creamy kisses.  What is he doing here with this sharp-beaked harpy anyway?  Not being aroused, that's fer sure, despite OWLMA's feathery touch.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

&&  Damn, I miss that man.  What is this here foul owl tryin' a do to me... and where?!  And what's she got here?  And where's her... oh, right.  Funny, ain't like it used ta be with her... &&

(( TERRY CLOTH tries kissing OWLMA back but finds that her pellet breath leaves him, um, uninspired in his goobly bits.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

&&  Alright, I gotta make this work.  I can't get it to stand, so I gotta fix it...  &&

(( TERRY CLOTH dons his ragring so that the marriage can be consummated.  ))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/16df8c20.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on August 12, 2006, 11:38:17 pm
((With production temporarily suspended for the celebration of OLIVIA and TERRY'S wedding, TIMMY's Performance Coach recommends a game of chess to keep things simmering, but safely))

%%  I sure don't wanna peak too soon.  Gotta stay cool, stay focussed.  This's just a one-shot deal I got goin' here.  It's gotta be right. %%

** Your move, Raoul... **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/buttchess.jpg)


(( While TIMMY is busy playing chess with Raoul, he forgets that he has to pick up his girlfriend Latiana for their evening out.  After the incident on the highway (when they were pulled over and frisked thoroughly by the dutiful police officer), TIMMY and LATIANA were spared the embarassment of being arrested when TIMMY informed the police officer that his cousin's best friend's wife's nephew worked in the local police department's Crack Squad.  Quite the narrow escape ..


TIMMY was supposed to have picked up LATIANA 30 minutes ago, he had promised to take her out to make up for the highway incident. 
Now, LATIANA sits outside TIMMY's trailer, slowly losing her patience, wondering where the terd has gone off to. 

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/f07bfb32.jpg)

))
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 13, 2006, 02:58:51 pm
MEANWHILE...

ALMA:

**Mah new husband's looking all perky all of a sudden...perkier than I have seen him in the last two weeks!! And that's the most words I've seen him spoke in the past two weeks, as well!! What's goin on here?? I'm seein a new side of mah groom....**

((Lost in reverie, she thinks back to the days before the weddin, when everything seemed so simple, and all their lives were before them.... Her handsome groom, on their wedding day.))

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/Alma/heathgroom.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on August 13, 2006, 05:23:33 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy is crestfallen. How is he going to explain that he managed to miss Olivia Owl and Terry Cloth a second time in pursuit of their contractual obligations? He places the presents that he and Lucise had lovingly wrapped on the table with the other presents. He doesn't notice the tall man approaching him from behind, in black cowboy hat and blue denim.))

((Guy turns to head back to the helicopter and collides into him. He burns bright red in the face and stumbles back a few paces.))

**Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.-**

YOUNG JACK:

((Jack grabs hold of Guy's right hand with his own and shakes thoroughly, a firm grip and a grin.))

**None o' this Mr. stuff, I'm Jack Twist, hain't you seen me around afore?**

%% This fella ain't no Ennis, but he's not bad on the eyes. %%
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Post by: Daniel on August 13, 2006, 05:32:17 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy tries to gently remove his hand from Jack's grip, but after a second, jerks it free, grimacing in embarassment. He looks up at Jack Twist.))

**Well of course, I've seen you around before... You're one of the stars.**

((Guy finds himself looking into deep blue azure eyes and realizes that he's never been this close to him before.))

**I... I'm Guy Raphaelson.... the Marketing.... Advisor.**

((Guy is completely overcome by that crystal blue gaze fixed on him with a curious intensity.))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/987c20e9.jpg)

**I'm sorry, Jack Twist. I think... I might need... to.... to sit down for a moment.**

((THUD!))
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Post by: Daniel on August 13, 2006, 05:39:55 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack tries to catch Guy as he falls, but doesn't quite make it before Guy's head lands on his boot.))

%% At least its better than the ground. Why tha hell this always happenin' to me? %%

((Jack gently lifts Guy up to his feet, trying to shake him back awake.))

%% Oh wait, you're not supposed ta do that. %%

((Jack looks around for someone to help him, slowly laying Guy out on the ground.))

**Anyone around here?**
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Post by: alec716 on August 13, 2006, 09:31:35 pm

((  At this point, a confused TERRY CLOTH is unsure if ENNIS is asleep at home with ALMA or still at the wedding reception and not the only one passed out on the floor from the stress of it all.  Nonetheless, TERRY CLOTH knows that ENNIS needs him almost as much as TERRY CLOTH needs JBB.  A bit freaked out himself by recent events and having no idea in the world where JBB might be, TERRY CLOTH slips away from snoring OWLMA, risking ruffling her feathers, and goes to his beloved pal ENNIS to offer what comfort he can.  ))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/b384a198.jpg)


((  TERRY CLOTH and ENNIS sleep the sleep of the bewildered, dreaming dreams to be stoked and slid forward in the coming years.  ))
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Post by: Meryl on August 13, 2006, 10:26:21 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka1.jpg)

((Escaping from the press photographers, the High Priestess passes through the room where all the wedding gifts are displayed))

** I really must pick up little Ollie from Celeste and be getting back to my chambers to recover from all this to-do....Why, what's this?  A man passed out on the floor?! **

((YOUNG JACK starts to explain, but Meryl cuts him short))

** Quick, don't just stand there, loosen his clothing! **

((As YOUNG JACK unbuttons GUY's shirt, the High Priestess opens her bag and whips out the bottle of Sacred Sage Smelling Salts she is never without.  Kneeling next to GUY, she waves the salts under his nose and pats his cheek.  His eyes flutter open.))

** There!  Now let's help him onto that sofa. **

((Together, Meryl and YOUNG JACK help GUY sit up and lift him onto the sofa.  YOUNG JACK sits next to him, takes off his hat, and gently fans GUY while looking anxiously into his face.  This is too much for GUY, who proceeds to faint again.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/passedout.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on August 13, 2006, 10:31:08 pm
((  At this point, a confused TERRY CLOTH is unsure if ENNIS is asleep at home with ALMA or still at the wedding reception and not the only one passed out on the floor from the stress of it all.  Nonetheless, TERRY CLOTH knows that ENNIS needs him almost as much as TERRY CLOTH needs JBB.  A bit freaked out himself by recent events and having no idea in the world where JBB might be, TERRY CLOTH slips away from snoring OWLMA, risking ruffling her feathers, and goes to his beloved pal ENNIS to offer what comfort he can.  ))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/b384a198.jpg)


((  TERRY CLOTH and ENNIS sleep the sleep of the bewildered, dreaming dreams to be stoked and slid forward in the coming years.  ))


zzzzzzzzzzzz.....


%% Jack... Terry....Jack....Terry....%%
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Post by: alec716 on August 13, 2006, 10:33:41 pm
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(( When TERRY CLOTH awakens, he will be glad to see that the HIGHLY FASHIONABLE PRIESTESS is fully dressed again and regalia-ing everyone with her humor, even if she might be slipping the occasional Sacred Wedding Gift into her pocket.  Her posts were getting a little, shall we say, cheeky for a while and TERRY CLOTH was feeling a little in-TIMMY-idated.   ;)  ))
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Post by: Daniel on August 14, 2006, 01:48:04 am

((Escaping from the press photographers, the High Priestess passes through the room where all the wedding gifts are displayed))

** I really must pick up little Ollie from Celeste and be getting back to my chambers to recover from all this to-do....Why, what's this?  A man passed out on the floor?! **

((YOUNG JACK starts to explain, but Meryl cuts him short))

** Quick, don't just stand there, loosen his clothing! **

((As YOUNG JACK unbuttons GUY's shirt, the High Priestess opens her bag and whips out the bottle of Sacred Sage Smelling Salts she is never without.  Kneeling next to GUY, she waves the salts under his nose and pats his cheek.  His eyes flutter open.))

** There!  Now let's help him onto that sofa. **

((Together, Meryl and YOUNG JACK help GUY sit up and lift him onto the sofa.  YOUNG JACK sits next to him, takes off his hat, and gently fans GUY while looking anxiously into his face.  This is too much for GUY, who proceeds to faint again.))


YOUNG JACK:

((YOUNG JACK transfers his anxious gaze from GUY to Meryl, the HIGH PRIESTESS.))

**You reckon we should call someone... maybe try to get 'em home?**
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Post by: Pipedream on August 14, 2006, 04:38:27 pm
(( A bit freaked out himself by recent events and having no idea in the world where JBB might be, TERRY CLOTH slips away from snoring OWLMA, risking ruffling her feathers, and goes to his beloved pal ENNIS to offer what comfort he can.  ))

((Owl Olivia who, less than thrilled with the lover skills of her husband, had fallen asleep, wakes up alone in her posh honeymoon suite and begins to ask herself how in the hell she could have married such a Waschlappen*…))

* Waschlappen: German for "warshrag" = cream puff / loser / coward / eunuch (fig.)

%% Oh dear. Poor old ragged Terry cloth! He sure is well past his peak. But then, silly me. What exactly did I expect? Maybe some starch would help him? Well, that’s all not my problem. Main thing is, he fulfills his other duties!
Boy, do I look forward do visit my Oscar! %%


((A little later in the owl-partment))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/BaumhausKopie6.jpg)

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Post by: DeeDee on August 14, 2006, 06:47:15 pm
**SCENE: Ennis working on the highway the summer after the wedding with TIMMY, a friend Alma's family.**

YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Boy, if this ain't tha worse job ever.  Damn summer heat and the smelll a this blacktop, makin' me sick.  I sure do miss the cool mornin's and fresh air up on Brokeback.  Miss my Jack mostly.  Wish this guy would shut his trap.   Can't get a word in mostly.%%


So, ya hear me an' Alma's gonna have a child come September? 


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Post by: Meryl on August 14, 2006, 07:32:00 pm
TIMMY:

%% Oh man, I can't believe this is really it!  When I walked outta my trailer and took a gander at YOUNG ENNIS warmin' up:


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/scuzzypsh.jpg)(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/construction_crack.jpg)

my heart was like t' jump right outta my chest, not to mention somethin' wantin' to jump right outta my pants!  Hoo-eee!! ((Takes a deep breath)) Well, here goes nothin'... %%


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/layingasphalt.jpg)


** Well, I'll be dogged, boy, I didn't know yer little lady was in the family way!  That's a blessin' and no mistake!  No wonder yer out here sweatin' yer ass off shovelin' asphalt.  Those baby birds need a lotta worms, I tell ya, a lotta worms!  You'll be needin' every blessed cent you can make, lemme tell ya.    My old lady, ever' time she had a bun in the oven, she'd tell me, "Daddy, it's feedin' time," and I knew just what she meant.  Heh heh, "Daddy, it's feedin' time..." 

Yep, those li'l buggers'll eat y' outta house n'home in no time flat.  You'll be out here breakin' yer back for a good long time t'come, son, and no mistake.  Aw, now, don't go lookin' so down in the mouth, boy, it's not like they ain't some good stuff to boot.  Those babies'll steal yer heart in no time.  One look outta those baby blue eyes n' you'll be as lost as a lamb.... Lemme tell y'about how my boy n'me went out huntin' one time..... **

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Post by: welliwont on August 14, 2006, 08:39:58 pm
CALL SHEET

ACT II

==THE NEXT SCENES ARE:

SCENE # 34 – DRIVE-IN MOVIE FEATURING “SURF PARTY”             
SCENE # 35 – JACK GOES BACK TO SIGNAL HOPING TO FIND ENNIS
SCENE # 36 – ENNIS & ALMA AT THE LONESOME OLD RANCH           


THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION MANAGEMENT STAFF ARE DUE ON SET:
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director  -  Celeste (YaadPyar)
Props Magician  -  Anke (Pipedream)
High Priestess  -  Meryl
Production Psychologists - Statler & Waldorf  -  ?   &   ?


THE FOLLOWING HUMAN ACTORS DUE ON SET:
Ennis  -  DeeDee
Jack  -  Daniel
Alma  -  Lee (Front-Ranger)
Aguirre  -  Lee (Front-Ranger)
Young Alma Jr  -  Anne Marie
Baby Jenny  -               
Guy Raphaelson, Marketing Advisor  -  Daniel
Lucise Indapaddock (as himself)  -  Milli (Lucise)


THE FOLLOWING NON-HUMAN ACTORS DUE ON SET:
Terry Cloth (formerly known as Warshrag)  -  alec716
Jack's Body Butter  -  Nicky (Saucycobblers)
Olivia Owl  -  Anke (Pipedream)
Ennis's Pajama Bottoms  -  Katherine (latjoreme)


THE  IMPROV PLAYERS:
any former Player who would like to reprise their role
any other BetterMostian who cares to jump in==


CD JT
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Post by: alec716 on August 14, 2006, 08:54:20 pm
((A little later in the owl-partment))

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TERRY CLOTH: 

** Hey OWLMA, I thought you an' Oscar was just mousin' buddies!  **
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Post by: Meryl on August 14, 2006, 08:57:47 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((YOUNG JACK transfers his anxious gaze from GUY to Meryl, the HIGH PRIESTESS.))

**You reckon we should call someone... maybe try to get 'em home?**


((Meryl gazes at GUY's pale face))

** Well, the company infirmary is just down at the bottom of the hill.  My trailer is parked outside--- **

((Looking up at YOUNG JACK, she is hit full force and at close range by two lethal blue eyes))

** GUH.... **
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Post by: DeeDee on August 14, 2006, 09:29:12 pm
Quote
now, don't go lookin' so down in the mouth, boy, it's not like they ain't some good stuff to boot.  Those babies'll steal yer heart in no time.  One look outta those baby blue eyes n' you'll be as lost as a lamb....

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is listening now to TIMMY and chills run down his spine.  The mere mention of baby blue eyes makes Ennis shake with memories.  His Jack, the only baby blue eyes he wants..))

%% I wish he would jes' shut up.  He's talkin' about goin' down in the mouth?  Whut he say?  He flirtin' with me? %%

(( Ennis sighs again, wondering if he'll ever get what he wants and surely needs again.))
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Post by: Meryl on August 14, 2006, 11:16:19 pm
((His big scene completed, TIMMY feels weak in the knees and has to take a short time-out))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/buttcrack4-1.jpg)

%% Jeezus, that was somethin'!  Wheweee!!  I'm plumb knackered.  I don't expect I'll ever get t'be in a scene with somebody as great as that YOUNG ENNIS again!  He is somethin' else!  That Lawrence of Oliveray fella can't even lay a freakin' finger on 'im!  I just hope I didn't look like a idjit blabberin' away like I did.  Holy Jeezus, this is shore one day I won't never forgit.  No sir-ree Bob! %%
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Post by: DeeDee on August 14, 2006, 11:50:06 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis and Alma are at a drive-in movie.  Ennis would much rather be seein' a western movie, maybe with John Wayne, but Alma insisted on this "Surf party" beach movie.  He gives her what she wants now, because the Doc says the baby might be comin' any time now, and maybe their last chance to get out.))

%% Where are ya Jack?  Summer's here agin and I wonder if you're back on Brokeback.  I wish I wuz up there with ya..%%

(( Ennis knew this was not going to happen.  He was going to be a father and he needed to learn that this was his life now.  A wife and a child, with no more room for Jack Twist.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 15, 2006, 01:27:07 am

((Meryl gazes at GUY's pale face))

** Well, the company infirmary is just down at the bottom of the hill.  My trailer is parked outside--- **

((Looking up at YOUNG JACK, she is hit full force and at close range by two lethal blue eyes))

** GUH.... **


YOUNG JACK:

((Jack watches in disbelief as the HIGH PRIESTESS collapses onto the sofa, nearly toppling onto GUY.))

%% Jeez. Is tha flu goin' around or somthin....? Guess I better go find someone at that infirmary to help out here. Somthin's goin' round and I ain't gonna catch it. %%

((Leaving the unconscious HIGH PRIESTESS and GUY behind, YOUNG JACK tries to find the set infirmary. Is that where the set psychologists/psychiatrists are? He'd seen them before.))

((He finds the infirmary without much difficulty and steps inside.))

**Howdy... anyone here that can help? I got folks collapsin' up at the weddin' reception.**
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Post by: Pipedream on August 15, 2006, 05:51:43 am

TERRY CLOTH: 

** Hey OWLMA, I thought you an' Oscar was just mousin' buddies!  **


Owl Olivia:

**Well, what can I say? You're too little for me Terry! **  :P
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Post by: Pipedream on August 15, 2006, 05:56:56 am

The Props Magician:

** All right everybody, the Riverton and Childress sets are ready for the next scenes.
We just got the Newsome house in place. So on with the show!! **
  :)

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Post by: Pipedream on August 15, 2006, 06:01:41 am
((His big scene completed, TIMMY feels weak in the knees and has to take a short time-out))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/buttcrack4-1.jpg)

%% Jeezus, that was somethin'!  Wheweee!!  I'm plumb knackered.  I don't expect I'll ever get t'be in a scene with somebody as great as that YOUNG ENNIS again!  He is somethin' else!  That Lawrence of Oliveray fella can't even lay a freakin' finger on 'im!  I just hope I didn't look like a idjit blabberin' away like I did.  Holy Jeezus, this is shore one day I won't never forgit.  No sir-ree Bob! %%


The Props Magician:

** Poor Ennis! That's how it is in this world...**
;D

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Post by: Ray on August 15, 2006, 07:07:14 am


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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 15, 2006, 10:22:17 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis and Alma are at a drive-in movie.  Ennis would much rather be seein' a western movie, maybe with John Wayne, but Alma insisted on this "Surf party" beach movie.  He gives her what she wants now, because the Doc says the baby might be comin' any time now, and maybe their last chance to get out.))

%% Where are ya Jack?  Summer's here agin and I wonder if you're back on Brokeback.  I wish I wuz up there with ya..%%

(( Ennis knew this was not going to happen.  He was going to be a father and he needed to learn that this was his life now.  A wife and a child, with no more room for Jack Twist.))

ALMA: ((Snuggling with Ennis at the drive-in))
**Well, here I am! Where I always wanted to be…in the arms of my man, and with little Ennis Junior on the way! And how do I feel about it? In a word: crummy! The smell of that popcorn is makin me sick, I crave a nice filet of Chilean sea bass. And Ennis himself smells like he’s been castratin calves all day! Plus, I wish he’d close his mouth when he eats! I can hardly hear the movie! Not that it’s Hamlet or anything. . . . sigh. Wouldn’t Hugh be good in that role? Arrgghh! There goes my stomach now, rumbling with aching for a nice fish taco… I’ll pretend it’s the baby kicking! Ennis will get a kick out of that. . . his low startle point filly, as he likes to say all the time, whatever that means. **

((Grabs Ennis’s hand and puts it on her belly. But Ennis moves his hand farther south. . . nearly all the way to “Mexico”))

Ennis! You behave yourself. Somebody might see! It’s not like we’re way out in the middle of nowhere!!

((Ennis grabs the Coke bottle between her legs, brings it to his lips, and swallows all that's left)) Hey, that's my Coke! You already drank yours!

**Better not have any more Coke anyway, I can't stand the little girl's room at this drive-in. And the movie keeps showing the ocean and the sound of the surf! Maybe we should leave early...** Ennis? Want to get out of here and have our own little surf party at home?

**What a funny look! Ennis? Enigma, is more like it. . . .**

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Post by: Lumière on August 15, 2006, 02:23:20 pm
(( MEANWHILE .. Back at Lucise's trailer..

Lucise decides to treat himself to a long, relaxing soak in the bathtub ..

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))


%%
Guess the wedding must be real kickin', coz Guy ain't back yet..must be having himself a good time there..
Ahhhhh...I could sit in here forever .. vanilla and almond bath oils are God's gift to semi-unemployed sheep trainers everywhere ..ahhhhhh...I can only wish Guy could be in here with me ..ahhhhhhh...
Wait a minute, there is usually red wine at weddings ..OMG!!  He might be lying in a shivering pile on a floor somewhere.. Why dint I think of that before?  Shit!  I gotta call his cell ..
%%



((Lucise jumps out of the bathtub, water, soap suds and rose petals falling everywhere.  He rushes to the bedroom, fishes out his cell phone from his denim pocket, fumbles with it and dials Guy's number hurriedly .. The phone starts ringing ..))


%% Shit!  I shoulda gone with him to the damn wedding!.. COME ON! Answer your damn phone .. %%



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Post by: Becky on August 15, 2006, 03:54:53 pm
ALMA: ((Snuggling with Ennis at the drive-in))
**Well, here I am! Where I always wanted to be…in the arms of my man, and with little Ennis Junior on the way! And how do I feel about it? In a word: crummy! The smell of that popcorn is makin me sick, I crave a nice filet of Chilean sea bass. And Ennis himself smells like he’s been castratin calves all day! Plus, I wish he’d close his mouth when he eats! I can hardly hear the movie! Not that it’s Hamlet or anything. . . . sigh. Wouldn’t Hugh be good in that role? Arrgghh! There goes my stomach now, rumbling with aching for a nice fish taco… I’ll pretend it’s the baby kicking! Ennis will get a kick out of that. . . his low startle point filly, as he likes to say all the time, whatever that means. **

((Grabs Ennis’s hand and puts it on her belly. But Ennis moves his hand farther south. . . nearly all the way to “Mexico”))

Ennis! You behave yourself. Somebody might see! It’s not like we’re way out in the middle of nowhere!!

((Ennis grabs the Coke bottle between her legs, brings it to his lips, and swallows all that's left)) Hey, that's my Coke! You already drank yours!

**Better not have any more Coke anyway, I can't stand the little girl's room at this drive-in. And the movie keeps showing the ocean and the sound of the surf! Maybe we should leave early...** Ennis? Want to get out of here and have our own little surf party at home?

**What a funny look! Ennis? Enigma, is more like it. . . .**

Baby Alma Jr reporting for duty...almost ready to be born!

((Baby Alma Jr does can-can in Alma's tummy))

Wow it's a good job that I have been getting dancing lessons from that charlestoning Elk or they'd never notice me! Wonder if my Mummy and Daddy are as stunning as their insides are! Hmmmm I wonder! Well there is only one way to find out...
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Post by: Daniel on August 16, 2006, 12:07:41 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack watches in disbelief as the HIGH PRIESTESS collapses onto the sofa, nearly toppling onto GUY.))

%% Jeez. Is tha flu goin' around or somthin....? Guess I better go find someone at that infirmary to help out here. Somthin's goin' round and I ain't gonna catch it. %%

((Leaving the unconscious HIGH PRIESTESS and GUY behind, YOUNG JACK tries to find the set infirmary. Is that where the set psychologists/psychiatrists are? He'd seen them before.))

((He finds the infirmary without much difficulty and steps inside.))

**Howdy... anyone here that can help? I got folks collapsin' up at the weddin' reception.**

YOUNG JACK:

((Looks around is disbelief as all the medical staff at the infirmary fall unconscious beneath his gaze. With a genuine confused look on his face, even. (See picture below.)))

%% If Ennis're here, he'd know what ta do...? But how in tha hell am I gonna find him now. Aguirre might know. I gotta go ask him. Time ta get more work anyway.
%%


SCENE:

((Jack's rickety old truck drives into Riverton, parks near Aguirre's trailer. Jack gets out of the truck, walks up the steps with purpose, knocks on the door and steps inside, pulling his hat off his head.))

Hey, Mr. Aguirre... ((Jack's words freeze in his throat as Aguirre transfers his cold stare to him, the fan behind him whirring quietly.))

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Post by: Ray on August 16, 2006, 05:45:38 am
Ledge  Heather:   Oh woe is me.  Not you again!  Go on, just walk all over me without a word of hello!  I suppose that spunky tight arsed  cowboy you were with last year will be along soon to perch his buns all over me again while he sucks his fags and chews his lunch… hang on! Didn’t you end up doing that for him? Groan!  I wish I was a tree again!  At least then a wood was a wood!  %%Geez I wanna kill Guy!%%
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 16, 2006, 02:14:14 pm
AGUIRRE:

Jack F**king Twist!!

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Post by: Daniel on August 16, 2006, 08:02:52 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack nods at Aguirre.))

That's ma name. Don't wear it out. Anyways, can't stay for long cause folks're collapsin' over at the reception but just came to see if you had some more work for me this summer?

((Jack looks up, a little hopeful.))
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 17, 2006, 04:45:28 am

AGUIRRE: ((Finally takes cigarette out of mouth and fixes Jack with a long stare))

No! Hell, no!

Well…what I mean is…Jack, the job’s already taken. You see, I … me and your Uncle Harold… what I mean to say is, well, him and me’s goin up on Brokeback this summer. Yeah, no more of this choky little trailer for me. I seen as how I’m wastin away here, like in a coffin. So, when Hal, that’s your Uncle Harold, got over his pneumonia, I went and saw him agin. Your ma insisted we get together. And…it’s been 20 years since we met up, herdin sheep on Brokeback Mountain. We ain’t hardly seen each other agin in all that time. So, sorry Twist, you’re out of luck. Lest you want to stay down here and man this trailer! But I know you’ve got some things to do, some wild oats to sow, some roses to stem, ain’t you?



((Lost in reverie over Hal))

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Post by: Daniel on August 17, 2006, 10:18:06 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Completely baffled (and a little amused by) Aguirre's revery into his own past and his desire to patch things up with Uncle Harold, Jack breaks into an ear-splitting grin.))

Sure do.... Hey, you ain't seen Ennis Del Mar around here any, have ya?
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 17, 2006, 11:08:25 am
AGUIRRE: ((Drumroll, please))

Twist...You boys wasn't gettin paid to let the dogs babysit the sheep while you stemmed the rose!! Now, git outta my trailer!!

((Breaks into ear-to-ear grin as soon as Jack's back is turned. To hide it, he buries nose in clipboard, where on the back is drawn a big heart and the words Joe & Hal))

**Won't be long before I'm out of here--Brokeback, here we come!!**
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Post by: Daniel on August 17, 2006, 11:19:14 am
YOUNG JACK:

((completely baffled by Aguirre's behavior, Jack steps out of the trailer, lights a cigarette.))

%% Well, at least he didn't try ta sing none.%%
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 17, 2006, 12:35:42 pm
((XINT: Outside ramshackle ranch house somewhere in central Wyoming. ALMA is taking clothes off the line, since a blustery wind has come up. She looks right, where we see a beat-up old black pickup with two horses, coming down the road, swathed in a halo of wind, dust, and water.))

ALMA:
**Confound it! I just get the clothes up on the line and this wind comes up like to blow ‘em all away! An this is Ennis’s only other shirt, he’ll be on my tail if I lose it! Course he’ll be on my tail anyway, he always is when windy weather comes up. Only good thing about it is I don’t have to worry about makin any more babies that way!!**


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Post by: Meryl on August 17, 2006, 12:41:06 pm
((Meanwhile, the HIGH PRIESTESS has come to and realizes she's been drooling on GUY's knee))

** Hunh? **

((After taking a hit of Sacred Sage Smelling Salts, Meryl feels perkier and offers the same to GUY, who sneezes decorously and sits up))

** Well, young man, it seems we were taking an unscheduled nap.  How do you feel?  Shall we go outside and get some fresh air? **
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Post by: Pipedream on August 17, 2006, 04:04:29 pm

A wooly:
** Hey Mr. Indappadock! We miss our sheep trainer! **  :P

%% Unemployment is kinda uncool! %%

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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on August 17, 2006, 04:49:42 pm
((XINT: Outside ramshackle ranch house somewhere in central Wyoming. ALMA is taking clothes off the line, since a blustery wind has come up. She looks right, where we see a beat-up old black pickup with two horses, coming down the road, swathed in a halo of wind, dust, and water.))

ALMA:
**Confound it! I just get the clothes up on the line and this wind comes up like to blow ‘em all away! An this is Ennis’s only other shirt, he’ll be on my tail if I lose it! Course he’ll be on my tail anyway, he always is when windy weather comes up. Only good thing about it is I don’t have to worry about makin any more babies that way!!**


(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/clothesline.jpg)

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis returns home to the old ranch after another gruelling day of work.  He brings the horses to the barn and heads into the house.))

Hey honey, how's it goin?

(( He gives his wife a light kiss on the cheek and wonders what in the hell happened to her.  No make-up, wearing a housedress, looking tired all the time.))

%% I know she ain't no bathin' beauty, but she kin make it so's I at least have somethin' ta look at.  Jes' because a two kids, and warshing clothes and makin' dinner and cleaning house don't mean she's got ta let herself go.  Jack always looked good and smelt good whenever I came back down ta camp. 
Oh, now the girls are cryin' and she'll probably want me ta help.%%

(( Ennis heads off into the girl's room to see what all the screamin' is about.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on August 17, 2006, 04:57:10 pm
((ALMA is in the kitchen, doing the laundry on an old-fashioned washboard.))

Shhh, don’t say nothing Terry, don’t let on that I’m not washin Ennis’s underwear. ((Rubs him against the washboard)) Dya’ think I’m goin too fast, Terry? Think we should put the brakes on? When I get my fingers on your fluffy loops, this whole sordid house and pitiful piece of land just fades away!! Let me give you a little more of this sage and soapweed clothwash that I made. Dya’ like it??
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Becky on August 17, 2006, 05:12:36 pm
((see's Ennis entering her's and Jenny's room. Smiles but continues crying for attention))

%% Wait for the deafening, um I mean defining perfomance of this performance%%

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *whimpers* Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

((Ennis looks into her bed and ruffles her hair and then goes over to Jenny's cot))

%%Fine then, go to her I know she is your favourite%%

((gets out of bed and waddles over to Ennis and grabs his ankles not letting him go until he paid her attention))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on August 17, 2006, 05:33:00 pm
ALMA:
Ennis, can you wipe Jenny’s runny nose? **I can just tell her nose is goin to start running like whale spouts, whenever Ennis shows up. Maybe she’s allergic to him or something? And Alma is cryin her eyes out as soon as he’s here…I never saw a man who could cause so much wind to blow and water to flow, whenever he appears. It’s uncanny!** ((Watches through the window at Ennis rocking Jenny)) Terry you are the man to have around in this house, that’s for sure, with a husband who's like a torrential rainstorm. Terry? I didn’t pour it on too much did I? Terry?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on August 17, 2006, 06:05:47 pm
ALMA:
Ennis, can you wipe Jenny’s runny nose? **I can just tell her nose is goin to start running like whale spouts, whenever Ennis shows up. Maybe she’s allergic to him or something? And Alma is cryin her eyes out as soon as he’s here…I never saw a man who could cause so much wind to blow and water to flow, whenever he appears. It’s uncanny!** ((Watches through the window at Ennis rocking Jenny)) Terry you are the man to have around in this house, that’s for sure, with a husband who's like a torrential rainstorm. Terry? I didn’t pour it on too much did I? Terry?



YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Here it comes, Ennis help with this, Ennis help with that...don't she do anythin' around here for herself?  Leavin' these girls cryin' all the time. 
And where in the hell is ma warshrag?  She shoulda' warshed it by now.%%

WHAT DO YA THINK I GOT 3 ARMS OR SUMPTIN' ALMA?

(( Ennis picks up his girls and tries to quiet the mayhem.))
Title: An interpolation from a would-be Jimbo
Post by: moremojo on August 17, 2006, 07:50:37 pm
We beg your forgiveness for the interruption, but let it be known that Jack's scene with rodeo clown Jimbo draws nigh, and I, the fella engaged to play Jimbo, am being run out of the library in which I'm clinging onto my online access! I won't be online again until tomorrow morning, and may not have a lot of time to extend to my performance for a few hours. So please all be patient, or if needed, someone may step in and fill in as Jimbo on an emergency basis. So sorry for the trouble, folks--first the bear, then this! Never enough time...

Please resume your normal(?) thread.

Scott
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Daniel on August 17, 2006, 08:20:12 pm
((Meanwhile, the HIGH PRIESTESS has come to and realizes she's been drooling on GUY's knee))

** Hunh? **

((After taking a hit of Sacred Sage Smelling Salts, Meryl feels perkier and offers the same to GUY, who sneezes decorously and sits up))

** Well, young man, it seems we were taking an unscheduled nap.  How do you feel?  Shall we go outside and get some fresh air? **

GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy looks over at Meryl, trying to remember the events of the day. He checks his phone to see what time/day it is.))

**God, what on earth happened? I've gotta get back....**

((Guy is surprised that he was about to say "home", and holds it back at the last moment.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: DeeDee on August 17, 2006, 09:53:56 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis comes out of the bathroom and sits on the bed.  He is so tired and he knows Alma is going to want some, but he just isn't in the mood.  On Brokeback he couldn't get enough.  He will have to give in if she starts talking about moving again.. the only way to shut her up.  His salary barely pays covers their expenses in this rickety old house.))

%% Oh boy, here she comes now.  Pretend she's Jack, pretend she's Jack.......%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Front-Ranger on August 17, 2006, 10:02:26 pm
ALMA is in the bathroom, combing thru all the cabinets, looking for JBB. No luck.

Friends, don't fail me now! C'mon, show yourselves!!

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: welliwont on August 18, 2006, 09:42:41 am
**There is a lull here, everyone is resting up, so I am posting the next Call Sheet here....**

==CALL SHEET

ACT II

THE NEXT THREE SCENES ARE:

SCENE # 37 – JACK RIDES THE BULLS AND HITS ON JIMBO
SCENE # 38 – FOURTH OF JULY 1966
SCENE # 39 – LUREEN GETS JACK


THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION MANAGEMENT STAFF ARE DUE ON SET:
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director  -  Celeste (YaadPyar)
High Priestess  -  Meryl
Props Magician  -  Anke (Pipedream)
Production Psychologists - Statler & Waldorf  -  ?   &   ?


THE FOLLOWING HUMAN ACTORS DUE ON SET:
Jack  -  Daniel
Ennis  -  DeeDee
Alma  -  Lee (Front-Ranger)
Lureen  -  Ray
Young Alma Jr  -  Becky
Baby Jenny  -               
Announcer - Chantelle (FuzzyChanny)
Jimbo  -  Scott (Moremojo)
Bartender in Jimbo scene - Jude (j. U. d. E.)
The Guys around the pool table  -  Extras, any who show up on the day
Biker #1 - Mel (nakymaton)
Biker #2 - Meryl
Bartender in Lureen scene - JeffWrangler
Singer – Sarah (henrypie)
Guy Raphaelson, Marketing Advisor  -  Daniel
Lucise Indapaddock (as himself)  -  Milli (Lucise)


THE FOLLOWING NON-HUMAN ACTORS DUE ON SET:
Terry Cloth (formerly known as Warshrag)  -  alec716
Jack's Body Butter  -  Nicky (Saucycobblers)
Olivia Owl  -  Anke (Pipedream)
Jack's Pants - Melinda (Sashca1007)


THE  IMPROV PLAYERS:
any former Player who would like to reprise their role
any other BetterMostian who cares to jump in==


CD JT
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: nakymaton on August 18, 2006, 10:22:31 am
BIKER #1:

**I can't believe that, with all the money flowing around here, they wouldn't give me a f***in stunt double. Well, I'm prepared, anyway...**

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Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on August 18, 2006, 10:58:26 am
~~Oh Mr. Casting Director up there with the gorgeous blue eyes, this is Front-Ranger now appearing as Alma, and I wonder if you would make that casting call to Nicky larger and in red with a few exclamation marks or somethun?? Because I can't do the next scene without a generous helpin of Jack's Booty Body Butter!! If she does not get her scrawny ass in here pronto (sorry, I still am recovering from being Aguirre) I am just goin to have to do the scene with Terry Cloth between my teeth to muffle the screams!! ~~
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on August 18, 2006, 11:01:30 am
((ALMA is in the kitchen, doing the laundry on an old-fashioned washboard.))

Shhh, don’t say nothing Terry, don’t let on that I’m not washin Ennis’s underwear. ((Rubs him against the washboard)) Dya’ think I’m goin too fast, Terry? Think we should put the brakes on? When I get my fingers on your fluffy loops, this whole sordid house and pitiful piece of land just fades away!! Let me give you a little more of this sage and soapweed clothwash that I made. Dya’ like it??


((  A soaked and sudsy TERRY CLOTH tries to contains startled yelps as ALMA grinds him against the warshboard.  And now a frustrated ALMA seems to be grinding herself against him as well.   ALMA slipped her hand up TERRY CLOTH's hemline and stirred the cottony loops, then eased him down, fingers moving up his dernier to the jelly stain, over his flat belly and knee and up into the wet bubbles all the way to the warp or the weft depending on which way you thought you were scrubbing, working at it until he shuddered and bucked against her hand and she rolled him over, did quickly what he hated.  ))


TERRY CLOTH:

&&  Not like when JACK warshed me so smoothly and gently in the river... and sure not like those in-tents nights with my beloved JBB...

((  As TERRY CLOTH tries to hold this Thread his threads from being ripped asunder by the sheer force of ALMA's pent-up need   ;)  , he ponders the memory of his recent, disasterous honeymoon ....

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/61f1b5b2.jpg)  ))


TERRY CLOTH:

&&  Not like the old days... I sure hope I ain't stuck with what I got here.  &&
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on August 18, 2006, 11:06:05 am
~~Oh Mr. Casting Director up there with the gorgeous blue eyes, this is Front-Ranger now appearing as Alma, and I wonder if you would make that casting call to Nicky larger and in red with a few exclamation marks or somethun?? Because I can't do the next scene without a generous helpin of Jack's Booty Body Butter!! If she does not get her scrawny ass in here pronto (sorry, I still am recovering from being Aguirre) I am just goin to have to do the scene with Terry Cloth between my teeth to muffle the screams!! ~~


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Yeah, and I ain't lookin to get bit.  Since this Thread started, I been pierced, lathered, & rolled ... ain't lookin to get bit.  Ain't lookin to get bit.  PLEASE, JBB, for me and even for ALMA, send a PM, say if you're there!  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on August 18, 2006, 11:10:42 am
((Sitting on the commode with a cell phone on each ear)) Wait...wait...this just in. JBB got bumped off a plane, somethun about no liquids allowed. Says she's stuck in Portland, Oregon. What do you think, TC, could we send Olivia on a mercy mission to fly her here?? Please? I know you have some pull with Olivia, or do you still after the honeymoon and all??
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: j.U.d.E. on August 18, 2006, 11:50:09 am
%% I'm on the CALL SHEET and received a warning PM  ;D but I have really no idea what to do here.. I haven't followed the performance at all - sorry - .. I am the bartender, but I haven't watched BBM in over 3 months or so.. *shame*.. (I borrowed my DVD to a third colleague now!!) and I forget what he says..  HELP? I'll be online again Monday only, though.. sorry guys! You'll have to find a way to cover for me until then..%%

((Standing behind my bar with this look on my  ???  :-\  :o face - spotting Jack Twist nearby though..  :P))

j. U. d. E.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on August 18, 2006, 01:04:06 pm

((Somewhere in the trees Owl Olivia and Owl Oscar are discussing Olivia's very brief honeymoon...))
  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/ZweiEulenlstern.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/HoneymoonKopie.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: FuzzyChanny on August 18, 2006, 04:45:36 pm
%% I'm on the CALL SHEET and received a warning PM  ;D but I have really no idea what to do here.. I haven't followed the performance at all - sorry - ..

Ditto  :-\
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on August 18, 2006, 04:53:01 pm
=Meanwhile, in Riverton's one and only Super Market=


MONROE, THE ASSISTANT MANAGER:


((Restlessly wanders the aisles of the Super Market. Gets lost in reverie in the condiments aisle))


%% I wish I wasn't so darn shy! I wish all the girls didn't just say Awww, Monroe you're so niiiice and then rush off to see some fistfighting Cowboy type! I wish I'd had the opportunity to sin, good and proper! I sure hope this here book I've just bought will mean the break-through for me at last. %%


((Sneaks the book out from where it's been hidden behind the impressive Ketchupy Chili Sauce Selection; "The road to any woman's heart - successful dating the culinary way". Peeks at chapter 3: The ABC of a successful date.))


%%I got to remember all these here words. Impress'em with my brain and knowledge, that's it. A guy who doesn't just yell for Ketchup at every opportunity but knows his way smoothly round the Balsamicos should make an impression on the ladies..... Now I've got the A's and the B's down pat - I gotta start thinking on the C's. What impressive and unusual "C" words are there? Hmmmmmm.....%%

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/aa574758.jpg)


((Monroe remains lost in deep thought amid the Condiments, for now woefully neglecting getting around to the issue of hiring the required new part-time shop assistant))

 

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on August 18, 2006, 07:53:31 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/BikersRiding.jpg)

They're coming.....
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: moremojo on August 18, 2006, 07:57:25 pm
((Up-and-coming rodeo clown Jimbo surveys the west Texas horizon, drinking in that open space while he prepares to get into his truck to go grab some beers. Evening is falling, and he's feeling strangely wistful--almost expectant.))

Jimbo:

%%Hope I can make it on time to that rodeo comin' up. When did they say it was? Tuesday, August 22nd? Yeah, I think I'm rememberin' right--Tuesday I could make. Wonder if any pretty gals be there.%%

((Catches last patch of vivid sky-blue as the sun sinks lower. Heart catches strangely, notices, but lets feeling fall away.))

You guys have a great weekend. See ya next Tuesday, August 22nd.

Scott
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on August 19, 2006, 05:04:11 am

OMG!  I just found actual pix of Guy Ralfup!

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/GuyR.jpg)
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/GutyR2.jpg)
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/GuyR6.jpg)


How did I discover these pix? Let's just call it fate!  




Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on August 19, 2006, 08:35:55 pm

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Bikers-twisty-road.jpg)

Getting closer.....
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on August 20, 2006, 12:29:38 am


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/statlerwaldorf270.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: vkm91941 on August 20, 2006, 02:16:40 am
A strong wind blows through the set kicking up dust devils and the place echos like a tomb with all the cast and crew AWOL for the weekend...... Somebody check those contracts, call the Union Rep....Can they do this  ???  Did some one authorize this time off?

(http://www.airbum.com/NeatShtpix/NonAvGhostTown2.jpg)

(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Cowboys/19613643-M.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on August 20, 2006, 02:22:15 am
((In the nearly empty town, a tumbleweed rolls by...))

(http://www.mactavishland.ca/pictures/tumbleweed.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on August 20, 2006, 02:26:02 am
((With no one around to allure, Timmy hikes up his pants and takes a nap in some tumbleweed.))

(http://www.perfect.co.uk/2005/10/tumbleweed_head_falls.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on August 20, 2006, 02:29:09 am
((With no one around to allure, Timmy hikes up his pants and takes a nap in some tumbleweed.))

((Or so Timmy thought))
(http://www.newmexicophotos.com/blog/photos/tumbleweed-snowman.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: vkm91941 on August 20, 2006, 02:31:26 am
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h153/vkm91941/Lines%20Visualized/19613652-M.jpg)

**Cecil B the feral  set cat wonders if the Owls will be back and if he will be getting any more yummy rodent left overs**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ellemeno on August 20, 2006, 02:33:30 am
The Tumbleweed SnowMan teaches Timmy how to accentuate his assets

** That's right, draw the eye UP, Timmy.  Lookin' good, Baby! **

(http://www.woodpecker.com/news/news04/tumbleweed.gif)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on August 20, 2006, 09:08:12 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**It's good that you're interested in my career, Mr. Raymille, but I think you need to do a little more research. I look nothing like that picture. I just thought I'd let you know.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on August 20, 2006, 09:16:07 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Without prospects on Brokeback Mountain, Young Jack is forced to search elsewhere for entertainment employment.))

%% Well I can't go back to the ranch, Pa'd laugh my ass off. Guess I'll hit the rodeo circuit. Should keep me busy til September. Hey, didn' Ennis say he got in on 'em occasion'ly? Maybe he'll do it 'gin.%%

** I hope them folks that was faintin' all over the set the other day are gettin' better. Don't have time to check on em now. Movin' on to greener pastures.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: nakymaton on August 20, 2006, 10:07:48 am
BIKER #1:

%%
How come he's got a partner and I don't?
%%

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Bikers-twisty-road.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: welliwont on August 20, 2006, 11:52:09 am
Memo to Director Raymille:

Hi Ray, didja know that your cell phone mailbox is full, and has been for three days??  WTF is goin on???   ??? :(     Here you've been off site for a month, supposedly *working* 18 hour days, circling the globe in search of the next Jake Gyllenhaal, and still this production is short on actors!!  Where are all the fine actors you are supposedly finding and approving?  Nary a one has shown up here on the set!   >:(

Don't try to fool me no more Raymille, I know what these casting trips are *really* about -- it's all about your f'n casting couch collection!   ;) :D  Well I got news for you, you are going to cost OCC the completion of this fine oeuvre if you don't get us some damn*d actors pronto!   :'(  And just forget about Angelina Jolie and that fella, whass-is-name, they ain't interested!   :P ;D

So here is where B.A.M. stands today:  we are at the very end of:

SCENE # 36 – ENNIS & ALMA AT THE LONESOME OLD RANCH.

Ennis and Alma have not retired to bed yet, it seems that Alma is frantic to find JACK'S BODY BUTTER.

.

After that scene is completed we have:

SCENE # 37 – JACK RIDES THE BULLS AND HITS ON JIMBO

#1  -  we do not have a bull
#2  -  JIMBO (Scott M. - moromojo) has written that he can do his scene on Tuesday August 22md.  He lives in Austin, Texas.
#3  -  the ANNOUNCER (Chantelle, FuzzyChanny) has been PM'd 7 hours ago to discuss the role, but she has not replied yet.  She has not been online for about 16 hours.  She lives in South Africa!
#4 -  the BARTENDER (j.U.d.E.)- I PM'd jUdE and sent her some tips and I let her know when Jimbo would be available -- on Tues. Aug. 22nd.  and I am waiting to hear.  She was last online at BetterMost 48 hours ago. She lives in Belgium. 

It seems that most of the rest of the cast and crew have taken the weekend off, and they will be back whenever they damn well feel like it.  This is what happens when the Director drops the reins of his ship.  We are like a herd of cattle with no captain!

Anyway I accidently hit the post button, so this incomplete memo in rough draft will have to stand as it is, and I am going back to bed!

CD JT



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on August 20, 2006, 12:25:01 pm
BIKER #1:

%%
How come he's got a partner and I don't?
%%


BIKER #2:

** I thought that was your partner!  Well, whatever, I'm willin' to share.  'Sides, there'll be plenty o' pussy on the hoof to be had shortly, bro.  Let's hear it for patriotic feelin'! **  ;D

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Bikerchicks.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on August 20, 2006, 04:37:51 pm
JACK'S PANTS temporarily taking on the role of ENNIS'S PERKY-PRINT JAMMY BOTTOMS -

** Mm-m-m....I feel so much better now--  back where I belong, cradling my cowboy's magnificent backside and glorious frontside, along with his long, lean, hard-as-a rock muscled legs with their soft-as-a-baby-woolie skin (thanks, JBB  ;) ) .  ALMA just took me off the clothesline today and I have that Big Wonderful Wyoming WIND scent permeating my 80-thread-count self.  There was no mistaking that look she gave me as she pressed me to her face for a deep sniff....   satisfaction that she had scrubbed me (viciously) hard enough to remove the traces of.... what she frequently found dried in patches on my thigh area.  ALMA had been both hurt and baffled by what she discovered her husband liked to do in the wee morning hours when he thought she was asleep.  One time she actually turned over and saw me pulled down a ways onto ENNIS'S thighs.  She got an eye-full all right, and an ear-full, too, although she couldn't make out what he was muttering as he neared completion of this special and private activity of his---   it sounded something like...  'Chack-fa Queen-Dwist??'  ALMA had tried desperately to decipher ENNIS'S words, sure they would be a clue in helping her find out if her husband was attracted to (or having an affair with) some other woman in Riverton.  He sure wasn't giving her the kind of loving a man should be giving his wife.  Now here's ALMA again...   trying to get ENNIS to drop me so she can work her little housewifely magic on him....  Newsflash, ALMA, he's going to flip you over like a hot griddlecake and give it to you like a love-starved sheepherder whether you like it or not.  **

%% Ha!  That old RAG-a-muffin ain't got nothin' on me...  that smart-alec-y WARSHRAG struttin' around with all his rag-hags admirers in tow...  thinks he's all that because he gets to warsh the man's goobly-bits once in a while.  Sorry, Bud, but I got ya beat....  I get to stay wrapped around all those heavenly parts all night long...   and some 'o those nights I get to soak up some VERY special offerings from our love-sick cowboy. I am one lucky pair of JAMMY PANTS.  *dee-e-ep sigh...*  %%   ;D
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Post by: Meryl on August 20, 2006, 05:53:37 pm
%% Oh yeah.....definitely have missed the sizzlin' stream-of-consciousness of the Pants.... %%    8)
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Post by: Sashca1007 on August 20, 2006, 05:58:10 pm
Ahh, Meryl, lassie, ye warm the cockles of me fly!   ;D

PANTS
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Post by: Ellemeno on August 20, 2006, 06:10:17 pm
I am one lucky pair of JAMMY PANTS.  *dee-e-ep sigh...*  %%   ;D

** And we are one luck-eeee audience, O Perky Prince Jammy Bottoms.  And I must say, you do sound like you get your special share o' Jam. **
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Post by: Daniel on August 20, 2006, 06:23:49 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Speaking of garments, we need to launch our Broken Arsed denim line before the end of August, but we hadn't really thought of pajama bottoms as a fastfire merchandise product, so we're reconsidering that one. I think it would make a great holiday sale item.**

((Guy looks at his watch and realizes how late it is, again. Making sure that no one else needs him for anything he heads back out to the waiting helicopter, where the pilot has fallen asleep. Guy bangs on the door to wake her up and they are soon airborne again.))

((A few moments later, Guy is knocking on Lucise's trailer door again.))
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 20, 2006, 09:52:19 pm
((Alma is in the bathroom--STILL!))

**Yes, I know what I look like in my flannel nightgown, but I'm sure when my man looks at me, he sees this!!**

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/Alma/OhEnnisImissyousomuch.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 20, 2006, 10:13:59 pm
((ALMA is in communion with Mother Mary, kneeling in the bathroom with arms raised in prayer))

**Dear Mother Mary, please hear the prayer of your lowly servant, a mother and wife of... a man, a good man, but
...**
((she is taken over by tears))

**to tell you the truth, I am married to a ... a ... a back-door man!!

Dear Mary, bring me strength!! **
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 20, 2006, 10:18:40 pm
ALMA: **Okay, if Jack's Body Butter is going to foresake me.... I'll just use the next best thing available!! Somebody said, Necessity is the mother of invention, and I am the mother of the mother of invention, so here goes!! ((She pulls out of the cabinet, a jar of Vick's Vaporub!!))

**VVR, my new best friend!!** ~~Vick's is the medicine of choice for asthmatic children like Jenny.~~
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 20, 2006, 10:26:04 pm
ALMA: **You know, if I am going to go through this, week after week, I might as well get something out of it...I know!! I will get Ennis to agree to us moving to town! No more of these lonesome ranch houses, where my only friend is Terry Cloth! I will get him to make a commitment tonite!!!**

((Determinedly, she exits the bathroom, and goes into the bedroom, where Ennis is sitting in his perky jammies))

Hi, hun! Are the girls asleep??

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/Alma/ennissleepyiv5.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on August 20, 2006, 11:01:31 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis feels Alma crawl on the bed, the same time his skin is crawling with her touch.  He closes his eyes and imagines it's Jack's strong arms circling his body and blowing in his ear..and he starts to grin until he hears her voice.))

Yep, both girls are asleep, sumpthin' we should be doin' right about now.

(( He feels her breath getting hotter and knows sleep is not on her mind right now.))
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 20, 2006, 11:08:02 pm
ALMA: Ennis, hunny, you know we need to move to town. There's a real nice place available right over the laundromat...think how wonderful it would be to have clean clothes all the time...just like when your mom was alive to do your laundry for you? Hunny? **She thinks she hears the sound of a dryer running... but it's only the wind**
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 20, 2006, 11:11:57 pm
ALMA: **I know I can get my way with Ennis, cause here's how he sees me:**

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/Alma/michelle_williams_22.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on August 21, 2006, 03:53:46 am
%% Them Perky PJ bottoms are so hot, they levitate Ennis's feet right off the floor a couple a inches. %%

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/111379289_aac961096c.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on August 21, 2006, 01:45:07 pm
JACK'S PANTS temporarily taking on the role of ENNIS'S PERKY-PRINT JAMMY BOTTOMS -

%% Ha!  That old RAG-a-muffin ain't got nothin' on me...  that smart-alec-y WARSHRAG struttin' around with all his rag-hags admirers in tow...  thinks he's all that because he gets to warsh the man's goobly-bits once in a while.  Sorry, Bud, but I got ya beat....  I get to stay wrapped around all those heavenly parts all night long...   and some 'o those nights I get to soak up some VERY special offerings from our love-sick cowboy. I am one lucky pair of JAMMY PANTS.  *dee-e-ep sigh...*  %%   ;D



TERRY CLOTH:

** Look, ya upstart JAMMY PANTS, I was playin a seminal role on this here production, not just a goobly bit part, back when you were still a bale a cotton in a whorehouse warehouse.    ;)   And trust me, I know, there's enough of ENNIS' offerings to go around, so don't get all possessive.  We gotta work together as a team, so let's just semen-t a friendship here and move on ...  **

(( ENNIS grabs TERRY CLOTH from under the bed and swirls him goobly-ward.  ENNIS brushes TERRY CLOTH up against JAMMY PANTS and TERRY CLOTH likes what he feels.  He is glad to have found a companion where none was expected.  TERRY, riding against JAMMY PANTS' back in the treacherous, drunken night, thought he'd never had such a good time, felt he could paw the white out of the fabric that covers ENNIS' moon.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

** Hey, JAMMY, that tickles!   :laugh:   **

(( TERRY CLOTH is surprised at JAMMY's whispered suggestion.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

** Um, sure, JAMMY, you can cuff me...   ;)  **

(( And TERRY CLOTH begins PANTing ... ))

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Post by: alec716 on August 21, 2006, 02:34:48 pm
ALMA: **Okay, if Jack's Body Butter is going to foresake me.... I'll just use the next best thing available!! Somebody said, Necessity is the mother of invention, and I am the mother of the mother of invention, so here goes!! ((She pulls out of the cabinet, a jar of Vick's Vaporub!!))

**VVR, my new best friend!!** ~~Vick's is the medicine of choice for asthmatic children like Jenny.~~



= TERRY CLOTH will stand in for the role of VICK SVAPE O'RUB  =

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/VICK.jpg)


VICK:

** Hey, ALMA, watch where yer grabbin!  It says right here on my label, "Not intended for goobly bits or warsh rags!!"  This bed is kinda full and there's a lot goin' on... I don't wanna get any a the men-th-all excited just to leave 'em burned.  **

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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 21, 2006, 05:11:25 pm
ALMA: Ennis, hunny, you know we need to move to town. There's a real nice place available right over the laundromat...think how wonderful it would be to have clean clothes all the time...just like when your mom was alive to do your laundry for you? Hunny? **She thinks she hears the sound of a dryer running... but it's only the wind**

((Alma wraps her arms around Ennis's shoulders, and continues to whisper sweet nothings in his ear))

Ennis, just think how nice it would be, to hear the water rushing, the soap bubbling, and the dryers humming, not to mention the steam huffing, and the drains gurgling. Wouldn't that be nice, Ennis?
**I just hope I don't smell funny, with this Vicks VapoRub emanating from my backside!! It's sort of like a combination of musky sweat, cigarettes, a faint sweetness like grass, and the rushing cold of a mountain of menthol!!**
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 21, 2006, 05:24:57 pm
ALMA (aside to Vick):

Hushup, Vick, I don't care what yer label says, I had to press you into service cuz JBB is AWOL in Portland, Oregon!! Now, just help me relax and satisfy my man, I have enough problems without you complainin about Alma got no right to make us break the rules! None of this, "That ain't in my job description." Well, being a back-door woman wasn't in my job description, either, and, furthermore, note to all the women out there: get a pre-nup, and be sure to specify percentage of allowable rear vs. frontal entries, or you'll get pitched off your horse, flipped over, and wish you hadn't tried!!

**What's this?? I seem to feel a feelin of...um...warmth in my nether regions. Oh, as I recall that Vick's is supposed to generate heat when applied to the skin. I'm feelin warm...just about ready to flip myself over!! Ride 'em, cowboy!!**
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Post by: DeeDee on August 21, 2006, 05:29:42 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

%% What is all that smell comin' from?  How come now I feel like eating a peppermint patty?  What is this woman doin"?  This ain't no turn on, no way.%%

I tol' ya once already Alma, can't afford no place in town.  Workin' hard enough as it is, can't ya make do here? This place can be fixed up nice enough.  Me an' the girls kin go ta town on Saturday and you kin start fixin' it up then.

(( Ennis starts to kiss Alma, partly to shut her up and partly to get this over with.  He knows he needs to do what husbands are supposed to do, but his way.  He flips her on her stomach, and thinks to himself...))

%% Boobs are overrated anyways.%%
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 21, 2006, 05:37:51 pm
ALMA (Aside to Terry):

Psst, Terry, you take jammy pants and go play under the bed, it's gettin crowded in here!!

(Aside to boobs) Perk up, girls it's showtime!!

((All of a sudden ALMA is upside down as if she took a ride on Mister Twister at Elitch's.)) Never mind, girls, guess we're goin to skip Act 1! **Well, I guess I'll just continue to not bother to shave under my arms. Ennis seems to like me hairy anyway. But I will miss the hand job, he's usually a liiiiittle more considerate!! However, I'll overlook it this time because Vick's got me all ready for Act 2!!!** ((She grabs the bars of the brass bed))

SOUND: Bob Dylan singing "Lay lady lay, lay across my big brass bed...



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Post by: nakymaton on August 21, 2006, 06:15:03 pm
~~Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas, there's a rodeo goin' on...~~

BULL:

((Stands in pen, looking a little...

(http://www.bullshop.com/images/usr/708062)

... umm, horny, you might say.))

%%
So, cowboy, think you're man enough to ride me for eight seconds?
%%
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Post by: alec716 on August 21, 2006, 06:39:21 pm

ALMA (aside to Vick):

Hushup, Vick, I don't care what yer label says, I had to press you into service cuz JBB is AWOL in Portland, Oregon!!



VICK:

**  Of all the places I been pressed into, I ain't never known one like this here dark place called "service."  Talk about asphyxiatin' from the smell.   ;)   Folks think movie stiffs never do much of a job, but this work is hard... here I am, up at the crack of ALMA dawn, jes' hopin' TIMMY don't get a hold a me next, while ENNIS is lettin' them perky front girls go to waste.  I'm more of a chest man, myself.   Speakin' a chests, I heard about that time TIMMY got a hold a TERRY....  **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/timmyterry.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on August 21, 2006, 06:51:54 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

%% What is all that smell comin' from?  How come now I feel like eating a peppermint patty?  %%



TERRY CLOTH: (from under the bed, where ALMA has tossed him and where he is man enough to ride JAMMY PANTS for more than eight seconds):

** Which kind, ENNIS?   ;)  **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/PPcandy.jpg)

or

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/PeppermintPatty.jpg)  ?
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Post by: Daniel on August 21, 2006, 08:06:27 pm
~~Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas, there's a rodeo goin' on...~~

BULL:

((Stands in pen, looking a little...

(http://www.bullshop.com/images/usr/708062)

... umm, horny, you might say.))

%%
So, cowboy, think you're man enough to ride me for eight seconds?
%%

YOUNG JACK:

%% Sure as hell am gonna try. Gotta wave to the girls in the stands ya know, not like there's any there I'd really wanna wave to, but 'skinda expected a'me. You can make it easier for me by not buckin' so much.%%

**Totally off topic: The North Texas state fair and rodeo is this week. Yee Haw.**
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 21, 2006, 11:01:16 pm
ALMA:

Ennis? Ennis? I tried clicking on refresh, but no Ennis there...

**Terry, JBB, I miss U! At least in town and over the laundry, reliable electrical connections would be assured...and access to my best friend and mother's little helper, Vick's Vibrator Rub!!**
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Post by: alec716 on August 21, 2006, 11:34:31 pm

ALMA:

**Terry, JBB, I miss U! !**



TERRY CLOTH:

** ALMA, I'm down here under the bed where you threw me an' JAMMY PANTS to get it on amongst the dust bunnies whilst you was gettin' tumbled like a weed.   Anyways, I gotta go... time to read my kid a bedtime story...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/fsd/020604-FS.jpg)


** Oh no, I meant this one...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/owlma/owltowel.jpg)


** By the way, it turns out I'm not the only one onset with a hitherto-unknown kid... looks like TIMMY mighta been pregnant, not just chubby, after all!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/timmyschild/110-1095_IMG.jpg)  **
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Post by: DeeDee on August 22, 2006, 12:08:25 am
YOUNG ENNIS:

((Ennis looked over at Alma, as beguiling as she was with her hands wrapped around the brass bed posts. In his mind, all he could think of was Jack. Without any warning he reached up, turned out the light, grabbed Alma and turned her over. A few pounding moments in the dark as Ennis listened to Alma's grunts beneath him, closing his eyes tighter trying to see someone else entirely.))
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Post by: alec716 on August 22, 2006, 12:13:11 am

((  If ENNIS had instead kept his eyes open and looked up to the ceiling, he would have seen why TERRY CLOTH left the room so suddenly to attend to his parental duties.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/owlma/owl_in_room_3.jpg)

OWLMA had found him...
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Post by: nakymaton on August 22, 2006, 12:15:38 am
YOUNG JACK:

%% Sure as hell am gonna try. Gotta wave to the girls in the stands ya know, not like there's any there I'd really wanna wave to, but 'skinda expected a'me. You can make it easier for me by not buckin' so much.%%

BULL:

%% Reckon if I buck enough, maybe I'll get to be on top eventually...%%
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 22, 2006, 12:18:52 am
YOUNG ALMA:

((rolls over, spent and wet, lying spread-eagle on the bed. But Enns doesn't notice, as he has the propensity to roll toward the wall and go immediately to sleep after sex))

**well, that was nice...for a start... but I'm left in third gear, and just past the startin line! I wonder if Terry and Jammy are still around here somewheres?? Where are my buddies? I'm just buddin out for you now, if yr lookin for a rose to stem!!** ((She checks under the bed))
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Post by: Daniel on August 22, 2006, 12:23:54 am
YOUNG JACK:

((With the assistance of the rodeo hands, YOUNG JACK manages to get onto the back of the BULL in the holding cell. He can feel it start to buch beneath him and Jack relaxes a bit until the BULL calms down again.  He hadn't done this in a while, a year or so at least. It was a fine way to make money. Jack could feel his reflexes and rodeoin' instincts goin' into high gear. The BULL seemed to sense the tension above him and bucked a little, as much as it could in the small cell keeping it from kicking its legs back. Jack's body was thrown upward for a moment; he felt a surge of pleasure tingle through his muscles and he instinctively gripped harder with his legs and thighs. He knew this would throw the BULL into a frenzy though, so he relaxed them again, just barely holding onto the one rope. Everything seemed like it was just perfect for the bull ride that would earn him a summer of luxury. He waited patiently for the announcer's voice, ready to grip with all his might when the BULL fled the cell.))

%% What the hell is keepin' the man.... er woman. We got a rodeo to win! %%

((JACK looks up and sees a man in a suit and tie approach the rodeo masters, a badge reading A.H.A. across his left chest.))

%% What in tarnation is goin' on now? %%
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 22, 2006, 12:27:31 am
Vick, this one's these two are for you!!

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/Alma/The-Sheltering-sky-3.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on August 22, 2006, 12:32:11 am

((  If ENNIS had instead kept his eyes open and looked up to the ceiling, he would have seen why TERRY CLOTH left the room so suddenly to attend to his parental duties.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/owlma/owl_in_room_3.jpg)



What in the hell is that? You tryin' to give ever'one nightmares?
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Post by: Lumière on August 22, 2006, 12:43:36 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Speaking of garments, we need to launch our Broken Arsed denim line before the end of August, but we hadn't really thought of pajama bottoms as a fastfire merchandise product, so we're reconsidering that one. I think it would make a great holiday sale item.**

((Guy looks at his watch and realizes how late it is, again. Making sure that no one else needs him for anything he heads back out to the waiting helicopter, where the pilot has fallen asleep. Guy bangs on the door to wake her up and they are soon airborne again.))

((A few moments later, Guy is knocking on Lucise's trailer door again.))



((Lucise sleeps soundly on the couch after yet another bubble bath.  He is wakened suddenly by a sharp knock on the trailer door..He jumps up suddenly and heads over to open it..))

** Guy!!..I was beginning to wonder if you were coming back at all!  Come on in..**

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Post by: Meryl on August 22, 2006, 12:46:15 am
TERRY CLOTH:
** By the way, it turns out I'm not the only one onset with a hitherto-unknown kid... looks like TIMMY mighta been pregnant, not just chubby, after all!**

The awful truth is out at last.  TIMMY, in addition to having an arse both front and back, is also capable of bearing children:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Timmypregnant.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on August 22, 2006, 12:56:38 am
((Meanwhile, the Biker Boyz have arrived in town.))

BIKER #2:

** Okay, I'm here.  Lock up your daughters!  BWAHAHAHAHA!! **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bikerbear.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on August 22, 2006, 01:00:14 am

The awful truth is out at last.  TIMMY, in addition to having an arse both front and back, is also capable of bearing children:



TERRY CLOTH:

**  And look how quickly TIMMY's little crack off the old block is growing!  He's already crawling!  **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/timmyschild/Image130.jpg)

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Post by: Meryl on August 22, 2006, 01:27:51 am
%% I think I have an idea for a new BrokenArse tie-in product to propose to Mr. RAPHAELSON: %%

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/butt_crack_ointment-1.jpg)
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Post by: j.U.d.E. on August 22, 2006, 05:21:10 am
BARTENDER GNARLS (Jimbo's Scene)

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25998xt.jpg)

((wiping, cleaning, drying glasses.. and again.. and more..)) %% Boring crowd tonight. I'm bored. I am booored. Wondering whether the Rodeo guys later bring in some fun. Oh, thinking.. I swear I had a Vicks VapoRub and a Butt-Crack Ointment bottle here somewhere.. ((bending down searching)) Hmm.. *giggle* I feel so childish tonight.. %% ((back up)) %% What the f***!? %%

Girls, girls! You're blocking my view!

(http://i8.tinypic.com/259972x.jpg)

%% Ooops! Did I say that out loud?!%%

What? You can stay? Of course you can stay girls........

%% Damn! Don't need THEM here tonight.. >:( %%
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Post by: Ray on August 22, 2006, 05:59:12 am

TERRY CLOTH:

**  And look how quickly TIMMY's little crack off the old block is growing!  He's already crawling!  **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/timmyschild/Image130.jpg)




%%.......uuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm.............is it just me, or is anyone else starting to feel a little Michael Jackson about proceedings here?  Just me?  oh okay!%%
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Post by: moremojo on August 22, 2006, 09:32:14 am
((Rodeo cowboy Jimbo has shown up to the north Texas rodeo. Feels anxious and excited all at the same time)).

JIMBO:

%%Hear some Wyoming cowboy name of Jack Twist is ridin the bulls tonight. NO ONE rides the bulls better than us Texas fellas. Can't wait to see how this one turns out.%%

((Stands ready to dance the bulls safely off any hapless cowpunchers. Waits for announcer's call))
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Post by: nakymaton on August 22, 2006, 10:11:37 am
((Meanwhile, the Biker Boyz have arrived in town.))

BIKER #2:

** Okay, I'm here.  Lock up your daughters!  BWAHAHAHAHA!! **


BIKER #1:

** Wait, I thought this is what we looked like? **


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Jake/35.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on August 22, 2006, 10:12:48 am

Emergency Casting Call:

Hello Performers, we have a bit of a situation here, it seems that both the ANNOUNCER and the Understudy for the ANNOUNCER are both A.W.O.L. and there's nothin I can do I guess.

Anyone who feels that they can ad-lib this part, please feel free.  Thanks.

CD JT
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Post by: moremojo on August 22, 2006, 10:23:55 am
The awful truth is out at last.  TIMMY, in addition to having an arse both front and back, is also capable of bearing children:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Timmypregnant.jpg)
Forgive my breaking the flow of the thread, but I'm responding to this to better preserve it in my archive of posts, including all things Timmy! Poor Timmy--his singular beauty goes unappreciated in so many quarters. But not in the mind of this bear connoisseur!

Scott, once and future Brokeback bear
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Post by: j.U.d.E. on August 22, 2006, 11:17:19 am
**Hey, I'm clocking off in about half an hour and won't be on-line again until tomorrow morning (around 10am my time, that's 5am NYC and 2am Los Angeles).. SORRY! I'll have internet at home from next Monday on only!! j. U. d. E. **
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Post by: j.U.d.E. on August 22, 2006, 11:43:20 am
BARTENDER GNARLS (Jimbo's Scene)

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25998xt.jpg)

%% FINALLY, the girls are gone!  ;D But what a freakish crowd here tonight.. I'm in no luck..  :( %%

(http://i7.tinypic.com/259ftpz.jpg) (http://i8.tinypic.com/259fzx0.jpg) (http://i7.tinypic.com/259fupl.jpg)

Please make yourself comfortable... %% But not too much..%% .. And HOW many times have I told you not to take off those boots!?

(http://i8.tinypic.com/259g2zl.jpg) (http://i8.tinypic.com/259fy2f.jpg) (http://i8.tinypic.com/259fyfd.jpg)

%% Where's that Vicks VapoRub bottle when you need it?.. At least the karaoke boy looks cute.. Not the best singer, but cuuute still..%%

(http://i8.tinypic.com/259g46g.jpg) (http://i7.tinypic.com/259g7sh.jpg)

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Post by: Daniel on August 22, 2006, 11:57:59 am


((Lucise sleeps soundly on the couch after yet another bubble bath.  He is wakened suddenly by a sharp knock on the trailer door..He jumps up suddenly and heads over to open it..))

** Guy!!..I was beginning to wonder if you were coming back at all!  Come on in..**



GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy steps into Lucise's trailer with a sheepish grin. The air is filled with a light floral and almond scent which quickly relaxes him.))

**Yeah, sorry. I fell unconscious.... again.**
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Post by: Meryl on August 22, 2006, 12:18:05 pm
BIKER #1:

** Wait, I thought this is what we looked like? **


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Jake/35.jpg)

BIKER #2:

** Nah, those nancy boys wouldn't last a minute on a hog! **
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Post by: YaadPyar on August 22, 2006, 01:27:25 pm
FUK, LUK and SAU

** The three most important Household Gods of China, also known as "The Three Immortals," are Fuk, Luk and Sau.  Fuk is the God of Wealth and happiness, who is pictured in the middle. Luk is the God of high ranking and affluence, pictured on the right holding a ru-ly, meaning that 10,000 good things will come with ease, and Sau is the God of health and longevity, pictured on the left holding a walking stick which represents longevity. Fuk should be placed in the center, between the other two, like in the picture. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/immortalgods.jpg)

%% The FSD places The Three Immortals on the set to bring all good things to Jack and Ennis, JBB and Terry, and all other cast and crew.  %%

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Post by: alec716 on August 22, 2006, 02:38:45 pm
FUK, LUK and SAU

** The three most important Household Gods of China, also known as "The Three Immortals," are Fuk, Luk and Sau.  Fuk is the God of Wealth and happiness, who is pictured in the middle. Luk is the God of high ranking and affluence, pictured on the right holding a ru-ly, meaning that 10,000 good things will come with ease, and Sau is the God of health and longevity, pictured on the left holding a walking stick which represents longevity. Fuk should be placed in the center, between the other two, like in the picture. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/immortalgods.jpg)

%% The FSD places The Three Immortals on the set to bring all good things to Jack and Ennis, JBB and Terry, and all other cast and crew.  %%




(( An unru-ly TERRY CLOTH, fresh from his good Luk F*k with JAMMY PANTS during which 10,000 good loops came with ease, and back from reading JUNIOR his nest-time story, helps ENNIS smarten up with all manner of goobly swirling...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/almaennis/cowpcard.jpg)


now that ALMA has smartened up the Lonely Raunch Ranch Bedroom.  

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/almaennis/cowboybedroomset.jpg)  ))
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Post by: YaadPyar on August 22, 2006, 02:51:46 pm
** To provide an additional infusion of focused energy, the FSD brings crystal massage wands onto the set.  **

** These wonderful massage wands have been carved and polished into a spiral shape, so it is easy to grip with your hand and comfortable to use while massaging out sore spots, reflexology points, acupressure points and tense muscles, tense cast members, tense....

1) To align the spinal column and remove energy blockages, gently rub the massage wand from the base of the spine to the back of the head. To soothe energy, rub in reverse, from the back of the head to the base of the spine. 2) Massage muscles to promote flexibility within the basic structure. 3) Use on energy points (reflexology or acupressure meridians) to facilitate regeneration of the underlying cellular structures. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/wand4.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/wand5.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/wand6.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/wand7.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on August 22, 2006, 03:18:18 pm


(( TERRY CLOTH is humbled to view the arrival of a true star, someone higher than the Highest Priestess, right here on the B.A.M. set... DORIS has finally learned the whereabouts of her beloved JAMMY PANTS and has come back to claim him toDAY...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/almaennis/the20pajama20game.jpg)  ))


DORIS:

Now, Mr. ENNIS, I don't know who you are or how you got into my JAMMY PANTS, but you'd better give him back and I ain't jokin...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/almaennis/Raitt_Day_Pajama_Game.jpg)

And my boys here will help me make my point...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/almaennis/TresHombres_standing.jpg)

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Post by: Daniel on August 22, 2006, 03:22:48 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Now hold on here, Miss Day. We might be able to work something out about these Jammy Pants as you call them. We're in the process of making a film here and then on to marketing these fashionable high-waisted cotton/polyester blend Jammy Pants in the holiday season. Perhaps we might be able to borrow them for a bit longer? I'm certain we can work something out.**

((Guy whips out the corporate Un Ltd checkbook.))
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Post by: opinionista on August 22, 2006, 03:25:41 pm

%%.......uuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm.............is it just me, or is anyone else starting to feel a little Michael Jackson about proceedings here?  Just me?  oh okay!%%

((Michael Jackson, who to everyone's surprise has been on the audience all this time, is very offended by Ray's comment. He rises from his seat, proudly showing everyone  his new looks. The audience can't believe their eyes))

Michael Jackson {in his usual whispery, girlish voice}: (clears thoat). Excuse me. ((waves a hand)). May I speak to Mr. Guy Raphaelson please? That cute guy who is in charge of this play. I'd like to know what this Mr. Ray somebody exactly means by saying that he feels a little Michael Jackson. He hurt my feelings.

(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/nataligv_2006/Michael20Jackson.jpg)

Note from the poster: I did not do this on photoshop, just found it in a google search.
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Post by: Daniel on August 22, 2006, 03:37:55 pm
((Michael Jackson, who to everyone's surprise has been on the audience all this time, is very offended by Ray's comment. He rises from his seat, proudly showing everyone  his new looks. The audience can't believe their eyes))

Michael Jackson {in his usual his whispery, girlish voice}: (clears thoat). Excuse me. ((waves a hand)). May I speak to Mr. Guy Raphaelson please? That cute guy who is in charge of this play. I'd like to know what this Mr. Ray somebody exactly means by saying that he feels a little Michael Jackson. He hurt my feelings.

(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/nataligv_2006/Michael20Jackson.jpg)

Note from the poster: I did not do this on photoshop, just found it in a google search. If anyone is offended, please let me know via pm, and I'll change the pic.

GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Ah yes,.... Miss?.... Jackson. I believe Director Raymille was referring to the brilliance of your musical career and creativity and how blessed he felt that our little production here is beginning to shine with the same luster. I certainly do not believe that he meant any harm by his choice of words and you should not feel hurt or insulted in any way. Of course, it is up to Mr. Raymille to explain himself, but that is how I interpret his ramblings. OOC Productions is very reluctant to stand in the way of his creative vision, but if anything at all offensive was intended by Director Raymille, than I am certain that OOC Productions will take the necessary disciplinary measures..... We are honored that you're in our audience. Please enjoy the rest of the show.**
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Post by: alec716 on August 22, 2006, 03:42:45 pm
((Michael Jackson, who to everyone's surprise has been on the audience all this time, is very offended by Ray's comment. He rises from his seat, proudly showing everyone  his new looks. The audience can't believe their eyes))

Michael Jackson {in his usual his whispery, girlish voice}: (clears thoat). Excuse me. ((waves a hand)). May I speak to Mr. Guy Raphaelson please? That cute guy who is in charge of this play. I'd like to know what this Mr. Ray somebody exactly means by saying that he feels a little Michael Jackson. He hurt my feelings.



TERRY CLOTH:

** Is this what might be meant by a little Michael Jackson?

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/almaennis/MJ1.jpg)  **



** And here is a photo of Michael Jackson at The Pajama Game after-party, celebrating with cast and crew...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/almaennis/EgyptianSculptCleo.jpg)  **


MICHAEL JACKSON:

** Those are not my titties!  That's not me, it's Nefertiti!  **

(( MICHAEL JACKSON sobs audibly into his ample cleavage.  ))
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Post by: opinionista on August 22, 2006, 03:50:58 pm

TERRY CLOTH:

** Is this what might be meant by a little Michael Jackson?

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/almaennis/MJ1.jpg)  **



** And here is a photo of Michael Jackson at The Pajama Game after-party, celebrating with cast and crew...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/almaennis/EgyptianSculptCleo.jpg)  **


MICHAEL JACKSON:

** Those are not my titties!  That's not me, it's Nefertiti!  **

(( MICHAEL JACKSON sobs audibly into his cleavage.  ))

((Michael Jackson can't believe what Terry Cloth just said, and is now very offended  ;)))

Michael Jackson in a whispery, girlish voice and pouting: That's it!  Mr. Raphaelson, I'll see you in court!
(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/nataligv_2006/Michael20Jackson.jpg)

((Michael Jackson leaves the theater, moving his hips and shaking his boobs))
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Post by: alec716 on August 22, 2006, 03:57:39 pm

(( A very angry MICHAEL JACKSON, while keeping his lawyer abreast of this transvesty travesty, is deflated by this latest publicity malfunction. ))


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/almaennis/godlike2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on August 22, 2006, 03:58:55 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy frowns down at TERRY CLOTH))

**I know you're all excited about being offered the spokesperson position for the Broken Arsed Mountain linen products, but do you think we might avoid offending celebrity guests in the future?**

Daniel:

**Good lord, deflated? What a horrible pun.**
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Post by: alec716 on August 22, 2006, 04:20:06 pm


(( MICHAEL JACKSON remembers JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE just in time that more has escaped on this set than TERRY CLOTH from the Sacred Relics Room.  This sort of thing seems to run in his family.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/almaennis/ph0922.jpg)


JANET JACKSON: (in a girlish, whispery voice not distinguishable from MICHAEL's):

** It's OK, MICHAEL, I felt like a complete turkey when the same thing happened to me.  C'mere, s'alright, s'alright...  **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/almaennis/janet_jackson_as_turkey_xxx.jpg)


((  And meanwhile, as the international media crisis heats up, a global wave of celebrity support comes in for MICHAEL JACKSON to help him Muppet mop it up and nip this problem in the bud.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/almaennis/MP.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on August 22, 2006, 04:26:14 pm
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/almaennis/godlike2.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/almaennis/janet_jackson_as_turkey_xxx.jpg)

**Similarities too uncanny to be faked, except that Janet has a much more supportive backup**
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Post by: alec716 on August 22, 2006, 04:59:49 pm

**Similarities too uncanny to be faked, except that Janet has a much more supportive backup**


** And a better supported front...  ;)  **
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 22, 2006, 05:09:30 pm
What??? That's my name, don't wear it out!!  ;)
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Post by: southendmd on August 22, 2006, 05:19:47 pm
**What have you done for me lately?**

**Front, don't let that turkey Terry get your bra in a knot**
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Post by: YaadPyar on August 22, 2006, 08:51:33 pm
** Some time ago, all the cast and crew were given, as personal gifts from Director Raymille, special tokens of love direct from Australia.  Each person received a koala bear, and then a kangaroo was given as the set mascot. **

** Unfortunately, the koalas are not actually tame, and their more wild nature has emerged as they've matured.  The koala caretaker has captured some of their more disturbing activity on camera.  Director Raymille will be taking many of these koalas back home to Australia himself, as there is a rumor that it was his influence that corrupted their cute fuziness on his casting couch. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/koala-1.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/koala1.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/koala2.jpg)


** The set mascot kangaroo is being sent to Hollywood to audition for a part as an action-movie hero.  If he can overcome his Aussie accent, they think he has a real shot at stardom! **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/kangaroo.jpg)



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Post by: nakymaton on August 22, 2006, 09:41:48 pm
BIKER #2:

** Nah, those nancy boys wouldn't last a minute on a hog! **


BIKER #1:

((Hides Spandex carefully beneath dirty t-shirt and lots of leather.)

**By the way, about that pussy on the hoof... is that some kinda weird experimental critter out a the university or somethin? Like some kind a cross between a mountain lion and a mountain goat or somethin?  Cause, I mean, last time I looked at a kitty, it had claws, not hooves...

And who knows what they'll do now that they set the jackalopes loose...
(http://www.geocities.com/nodotus/jackalope.jpg)**
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Post by: alec716 on August 22, 2006, 10:39:14 pm
BIKER #1:

((Hides Spandex carefully beneath dirty t-shirt and lots of leather.)

**By the way, about that pussy on the hoof... is that some kinda weird experimental critter out a the university or somethin? Like some kind a cross between a mountain lion and a mountain goat or somethin? 



((  TERRY CLOTH cannot hear well, his ears being all caked with dried Vick's and Jammy lint an' all...  ))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  What'd he say about pussy under the hood?  Like this?  **


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/119561nsUR_w.jpg)


(( And after consulting with his lawyer, MICHAEL JACKSON begins tampering with the jury pool....  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/17304_w.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on August 22, 2006, 11:42:36 pm
BIKER #1:

((Hides Spandex carefully beneath dirty t-shirt and lots of leather.)

**By the way, about that pussy on the hoof... is that some kinda weird experimental critter out a the university or somethin? Like some kind a cross between a mountain lion and a mountain goat or somethin?  Cause, I mean, last time I looked at a kitty, it had claws, not hooves...

And who knows what they'll do now that they set the jackalopes loose...**


BIKER #2:

** Damn, I can see you boys need a little coachin' in biker lingo!  See, we bikers tend to speak metaphorically.  (Don't spread this around, but most of us have college degrees.)  So when I refer to pussy on the hoof, I'm actually employin' a term for young human females, the silky coverin' of whose genitalia calls to mind the sleek coat of the common house feline, and joinin' it with a term for the horny coverin' that protects the toes of ungulate mammals that's simply meant to imply that said young females are out trottin' around, and thus available for ridin', which is in itself a veiled term for sexual intercourse.  I hope that clears it up for ya.

By the way, jackalopes make pretty good eatin' with a little pickapepper sauce and washed down with a cold one.  Not bad at all. **
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Post by: nakymaton on August 22, 2006, 11:54:00 pm
BIKER #2:

** Damn, I can see you boys need a little coachin' in biker lingo!  See, we bikers tend to speak metaphorically.  (Don't spread this around, but most of us have college degrees.)  So when I refer to pussy on the hoof, I'm actually employin' a term for young human females, the silky coverin' of whose genitalia calls to mind the sleek coat of the common house feline, and joinin' it with a term for the horny coverin' that protects the toes of ungulate mammals that's simply meant to imply that said young females are out trottin' around, and thus available for ridin', which is in itself a veiled term for sexual intercourse.  I hope that clears it up for ya.


BIKER #2:

** Sheeeeee-it. Next thing you know you'll be telling me that "humped like a frog" don't mean to have bent one's back in an awkward, semi-amphibious pose.

And that "wrang it out" don't have nothin to do with laundry.**
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Post by: Ray on August 23, 2006, 02:53:20 am
((Michael Jackson, who to everyone's surprise has been on the audience all this time, is very offended by Ray's comment. He rises from his seat, proudly showing everyone  his new looks. The audience can't believe their eyes))

Michael Jackson {in his usual whispery, girlish voice}: (clears thoat). Excuse me. ((waves a hand)). May I speak to Mr. Guy Raphaelson please? That cute guy who is in charge of this play. I'd like to know what this Mr. Ray somebody exactly means by saying that he feels a little Michael Jackson. He hurt my feelings.




I feel your hurtings Ms Jackson.  Please let me explain that to "feel MJ" means to feel like singing.  The picture reminded me of a few of your songs; "Soldier's Entrance" and "Creep Inn", "Tubeway", "Secret Passage" & "Beat It" just to name a few.  I have always been a great admirer of your music, learning to moon dance at age 15! I felt that only you could create a dance which is about backing up while appearing to be thrusting forward! You have long been an idol of mine and I would die to know that I had offended you and made you cry, as I can imagine how painful it would be trying to squeeze tears down those spectacular nostrels.  I can't imagine why you would take offence!   Great tits by the way!


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Beat-it2.gif)
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Post by: opinionista on August 23, 2006, 09:04:30 am



I feel your hurtings Ms Jackson.  Please let me explain that to "feel MJ" means to feel like singing.  The picture reminded me of a few of your songs; "Soldier's Entrance" and "Creep Inn", "Tubeway", "Secret Passage" & "Beat It" just to name a few.  I have always been a great admirer of your music, learning to moon dance at age 15! I felt that only you could create a dance which is about backing up while appearing to be thrusting forward! You have long been an idol of mine and I would die to know that I had offended you and made you cry, as I can imagine how painful it would be trying to squeeze tears down those spectacular nostrels.  I can't imagine why you would take offence!   Great tits by the way!


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Beatit.jpg)

((Michael Jackson has been hiding behind the back exit door  of the theatre all this time, so he heard Mr. Raymille's heartfelt apology. He peeks through the door, then comes in again, moving his hips, shaking his new boobs with a big grin on his face))

Michael Jackson in his girlish voice: All right Mr. Raymille, apology accepted. I love it that you like my new looks. Don't I look great? I just love myself. I'll stay to watch this wonderful play. Please, tell Mr. Raphaelson that I won't be suing him but that stinky Terry Cloth is not forgiven ( ;)). He has to learn to behave itself. If you want me to sing and dance on that beautiful stage of yours, you let me know. I'll love to do it.

((Michael Jackson goes back to his seat, shaking his boob some more, and sits down. Audience applauds. Michael Jackson rises, waves a hand, similing, and sits)).



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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 23, 2006, 03:10:30 pm
** And a better supported front...  ;)  **

~~Speaking of that, where WERE my supporting players JBB and Terry when my big flipover scene happened?? Dallying with jammies and who knows what else!! If it weren't for Vick's I would be on actor's embarassing disability with more than a wardrobe malfunction!! ~~
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Post by: Pipedream on August 23, 2006, 03:59:33 pm
The Props Magician:

** Hey folks! I'm going on a business trip to Europe and I'm taking Owl Olivia with me. Don't worry, we'll be back. See ya next month! **
;D
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Post by: Mikaela on August 23, 2006, 05:17:29 pm
MONROE:

%%I've gotta get moving on this help urgently required situation.%%

((Gets hold of pen and paper and sits down to create "help wanted" poster))

%%If they only knew just how urgently it's required, and exactly what kind of help I'm looking for!%%

((Blushes furiously, bites pen absently for a while, finally starts writing:))


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/eba35a41.jpg)


((Looks at finished poster))

**Sigh**

%%I guess not. But I sure would have liked to place this up front to see what happens. %%

((Crumples the poster and starts from scratch))
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Post by: Daniel on August 23, 2006, 06:29:35 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((After flying for what seems like hours, Guy finally arrives in Texas in the blazing June heat.))

%% It's 108! How do they stand it down here!%%

((As the sun begins to sink beneath the horizon, Guy looks at the waiting crowd of barely-paid extras who really just came to see a good show at the rodeo. The crowd goes silent as Guy climbs the stairs leading to the announcer's stand.))

**Thud! Thud! Is this thing on? Okay, I guess it is.**

((Guy takes a breath to steady himself.))

**Um, it looks like we may have to cancel this rodeo. We can't seem to find the announcer. We've already called in Inspector Moose, but it looks like we won't find the announcer tonight. So, unless someone else is willing to come up here and be the rodeo ceremonial master, we'll have to cancel and move on to the next scene. Anyone want to try?**
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Post by: Daniel on August 23, 2006, 06:33:10 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack can't believe his ears at the terrible turn of events. A missing announcer? What foul play is this? He raises his voice to be heard over the murmur of the crowd.))

**Come on... Somebody get up there. Gotta get a chance at this rodeo prize, whatever it is. That's right, the announcer ain't announced a prize yet.**
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Post by: moremojo on August 23, 2006, 06:35:27 pm
((Jimbo stands pensively, noting the hushed anticipation in the stands. Crowd is restless, expectant, even volatile.))

JIMBO:

%%I sure hope this rodeo don't get rained out, so ta speak. I'm particular to our Texas riders, to be sure, but I still wouldn't mind seein' what this Twist fella has to show us. I coulda sworn I seen that announcer earlier. Hope they show.%%

((Jimbo eyes the bull in the pen, hoping to dance with him tonight. Loves to show off for the ladies with his bull-dancin'))
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Post by: opinionista on August 23, 2006, 06:40:11 pm
((Michael Jackson is the first to stand up and waves his hand))

Michael Jackson in a girlish voice, he's now shouting: Mr. Raphaelson, I'll do it!! and free!!
(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/nataligv_2006/Michael20Jackson.jpg)

(( Sexy audience member stands too, and also wants to do the part))

(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/nataligv_2006/kiss.jpg)

Sexy audience member: I think i'm better for the part. My voice is deeper

((Michael Jackson is suddelny red, and he won't have it))

Michael Jackson: I have more experience in show business, mam. So i fyou please shut up, and sit down!  (;))

Sexy audience member: Whatever.
((Sexy audience member sits down))

Michael Jackson: So, what do you say, Mr Raphaelson?
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Post by: Daniel on August 23, 2006, 06:44:09 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy smiles, then wipes the sweat off his brow with his handkerchief.))

**And we have a winner!**

((Guy extends his arm out dramatically towards Mr. Jackson.))

**Come on up, Mr. Jackson. Let's hear your beautiful voice echo through the stands.**

((Guy rushes to hold up a black umbrella for Mr. Jackson, even though the sun has practically set.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 23, 2006, 06:50:55 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Confused by Michael Jackson's appearance, Jack hollers out to the nearby rodeo hands.))

**Who the hell is this Jackson lady, and why is Guy calling her Mister?**
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Post by: nakymaton on August 23, 2006, 06:56:38 pm
BULL:

((Hops a little bit, intrigued by the way YOUNG JACK's legs tighten around his back...))
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Post by: opinionista on August 23, 2006, 07:04:51 pm
((Michael Jackson walks towards the stage along with Mr. Raphaelson who's holding an umbrella for him. Michael Jackson smiles and waves to the audience who's applauding))

MJ: Gimme a sec



((MJ walks backstage, and after a while comes back again to the stage. He has changed his clothes and now looks like he normally does. Grabs a mike, and clear his throat))

MJ: Before I begin to do the part I so humbly offered myself for the sake of this play that has captured my heart, I'd like to thank you all for your support. As you all know ((sniffles)), I've gone through some serious rough path lately ((audience is sniffiling too)) and i've being accused of some terrible lies ((more sniffiling)) and I'm innocent. Well, now i'm working hard to get my career back. Well, i thought a whole new look might help me. The titties are still here, close to my heart. Don't let this oufit fool you. I have them strapped in tape inside this shirt. Do you like my new tities? ((Audience says yes in unison)) Oh, you are so sweet ((sniffles and clears his nose with a hankie)). Ok, ok, now: the part.

MJ as the announcer and trying to make his voice sound deeper to no avail:

MJ announcer: Let 'em rip and snort, boys!  This one will be quick.  Jack Twist, hangin' on for dear life! Oh my god! This is so bizarre

((Jack rides out and flies off the bull.))

MJ announcer: Oh and down he goes."Did you hurt yourself dear? Is there a doctor? He must've hurt himself. It was such a nasty fall"

((The bull is right on top of him.))

MJ announcer: "Whoa, watch out there, fella!  He's comin' for ya!  Send in the clowns!  Clowns? Where are the children? ... oops sorry.. A fine ride for Mr. Twist.  Four seconds for him."

((Jack rolls, gets up, the the Rodeo Clown comes jumping in.))

MJ announcer: "Give 'em a hand folks, are very own rodeo clowns! Now beat it Twist!

((Music begins: Beat it))

MJ sings and dances:

They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it

You have to show them that you're really not scared
You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll kick you, then they beat you,
Then they'll tell you it's fair
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it

Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or who's right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it




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Post by: Daniel on August 23, 2006, 07:10:00 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Somehow, in all the commotion, the flashing lights, the pillars of smoke, the glittering costumes, the throbbing speakers, Jack manages to get away from the dazzled Bull, which seems more entranced by the musical performance than by the clown trying his hardest to get the Bull's attention.))

Sh*t

%%That's what I get for thinkin' of Ennis at a time like that.%%
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Post by: moremojo on August 23, 2006, 07:10:40 pm
((Right in rhythm to the scintillating beat of Mr. Jackson's rousing song, Jimbo runs into the dusty thick of things and deftly tangos the bull safely away from Jack and all other bystanders. Lithe and nimble, Jimbo is a born rodeo clown.))

JIMBO:

%% Well, I'll be. That Twist fella wasn't too durn bad! But somethin' about him don't feel quite right. Glad he's okay though.%%

((Jimbo and bull dance back into the pens.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 23, 2006, 07:17:21 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((To Jack, it didn't seem like Mr. Jackson's song was one suitable to tango to, but the rodeo clown and the bull seemed to be getting along nicely.))

%% Nice moves, rodeo clown. I wonder where he learned to dance like that.%%
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Post by: moremojo on August 23, 2006, 07:26:04 pm
((Jimbo, back in the pens, wipes the sweat from the brow and gives the bull a goodbye pat on the rump.))

%%All them years horseback-ridin' sure got me limber. And Pedro, come all the way down from Argentina to work on the ranch that summer, showed me those fancy tango moves with his wife Maria. Maria, she sure was a pretty gal...blue eyes, dark hair...%%

((Jimbo blinks the memory away, and waits for what is to come next.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 23, 2006, 07:30:47 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Self-disgusted with his lack of concentration and control, and not a small bit disgusted with the musical performance of "Beat it!", which seemed a bit inappropriate somehow, Jack leaves the flashing lights and throbbing speakers of the rodeo arena behind, and tries to find a bar suitable to drown his misery (and his rapidly developing headache) in.))

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Post by: moremojo on August 23, 2006, 07:34:14 pm
((Jimbo, parched, heads for the local watering hole for some liquid refreshment. Just noticed out of the corner of his eye that blue boy Jack was headed in the same general direction.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 23, 2006, 07:38:51 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Notices the rodeo clown and walks more rapidly to get a little closer to him.))

You wear that stuff all the time?
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Post by: moremojo on August 23, 2006, 07:48:18 pm
((Jimbo is startled to have Jack sidle up beside him, matching him stride for stride. He is dismayed, upon hearing Jack's query, to remember that he still has his rodeo-clown garb and makeup on! Begins to awkwardly clean all of it off from his person.))

Oh...uh...nah, pardner, I jest clean forgot to take this stuff off! Hey, thanks for reminding me. Pretty good on the bulls tonight, by the way.

((Jimbo takes a close look, for just a second, at Jack's face. Notices [can't help but notice] the vivid blue eyes, the lush black hair, the charming, scampish smile. Beautiful...))

%%But fellas ain't sposed to be beeyootiful!%%

((Jimbo notices he's sweating just as bad as at the rodeo arena. Feels a flicker of relief when the bar comes into view.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 23, 2006, 07:52:31 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% This fella's got a long gait. My leg's sore enough from gettin' thrown, but I sure am glad that bar's close now.%%

((Jack extends his hand out.))

Jack Twist, from up in Wyoming, Lightnin' Flat.
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Post by: moremojo on August 23, 2006, 07:56:53 pm
((Jimbo shakes Jack's hand politely. Is embarrassed by the sweat on his palm, but figures Jack's hand is about the same, and won't mind.))

Oh...howdy, there, friend. Jimbo here...Jimbo Van Damme.

((The two men approach the bar's threshold. Jimbo feels awkward and excited, more uncomfortable than in many a year, but somehow in a good way.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 23, 2006, 08:15:34 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack is feeling a little awkward himself. He wonders if it was because he let that Bull throw him, or because of something else.))

You got some other clothes to change into...? I don't want anyone in there makin' fun of you for that getup.

((At that moment, another rodeo clown comes out of the bar in full rodeo clown costume and makeup.))

RODEO CLOWN #2:

Jimbo, there you are. We were waitin' for you... Umm, ya got undressed a little early didn' ya?
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Post by: moremojo on August 23, 2006, 08:24:09 pm
((Jimbo is strangely touched by Jack's concern. Not too many folks have bothered about his feelings before.))

Oh, those folks pretty much all know me. But I spose I WOULD feel a bit funny without my regular duds. I think I'll hop on over to my truck, pull 'em on, and get on back here. Guess I'll see you around in there?

((Jimbo hardly waits for an answer before skipping off for a change of clothes. Allowing Jack to enter the bar before him, which somehow makes Jimbo more comfortable.))
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Post by: alec716 on August 23, 2006, 08:27:53 pm

After putting his son on the bulls instead of the woolies,

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/1395002301.jpg)


MICHAEL JACKSON demostrates his prowess in the rodeo's Pairs' Umbrella Holding event

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/MJ.jpg)


but refuses to disclose the publicly identify of the donor for his breast-enhancement surgery

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/1436382186.jpg)


much to the disappointment of fans across the B.A.M. set,

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/plate2gall.jpg)



((Jimbo is strangely touched by Jack's concern. Not too many folks have bothered about his feelings before.))


some of whom may have been strangely touched.   ;)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/Michael-Jackson-With-Kids.jpg)

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Post by: Daniel on August 23, 2006, 08:30:14 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack shakes his head at the situation and enters the bar, hoping its not Rodeo Clown night or sumthin'. He heaves a sigh of relief when he sees there's only a few rodeo clowns in full getup and heads over to the bar.))

I'll have whatever's on tap.
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Post by: moremojo on August 23, 2006, 08:35:02 pm
((Jimbo, in his nervousness, almost didn't notice the other rodeo clown or his query. Stops for a moment to collect his thoughts.))

JIMBO (just outside the bar):

Oh...howdy, Frank. Yeah, I don't know whether I'm comin or goin with my duds tonight. Ol' Jack here just reminded me that I still had my clown makeup on.

((Jimbo feels torn. Decides to go ahead and change into regular clothes.))

Hey, I'll be right back, okay? Best to take off my clown getup, so's not to get it wet or sumpin in there.

((Turns awkwardly, unusual in someone so nimble, to nip on over to truck for clothes change.))
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Post by: moremojo on August 23, 2006, 08:39:31 pm
((Jimbo, looking now like the regular cowboy he is, returns to the bar. Goes up to the counter and sits. In his flustered state, doesn't even notice that Jack is seated just a few feet away.))

Beer...on tap's fine.

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Post by: alec716 on August 23, 2006, 08:43:37 pm

((At that moment, another rodeo clown comes out of the bar in full rodeo clown costume and makeup.))



((Jimbo, in his nervousness, almost didn't notice the other rodeo clown or his query. ))



MICHAEL JACKSON:

&&  Hmmmmph, how do you not notice THIS?  What do I have to do to get some attention in this bar?!  &&

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/clown.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on August 23, 2006, 08:46:17 pm
((Jimbo, looking now like the regular cowboy he is, returns to the bar. Goes up to the counter and sits. In his flustered state, doesn't even notice that Jack is seated just a few feet away.))

Beer...on tap's fine.



YOUNG JACK:

((Jack gets up from his seat as Jimbo approaches the bar, smiles a little at him. He walks over to where Jimbo is standing and leans on the counter next to him, holding his beer in his hand. He slaps a few bills on the counter.))

I'd like ta buy Jimbo here a beer. For the best goddamn tango I have ever seen in a rodeo arena, and to that ruckus that even I got a problem callin' music.
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Post by: alec716 on August 23, 2006, 08:53:35 pm

((  MICHAEL JACKSON quietly observes JACK and JIMBO at this Critical Career Juncture, and sees someone at the bar who captures his attention.  ))

MICHAEL JACKSON:

&&  Oh, so that's how you get someone's attention in here  ... offer to buy them a drink...  ))

Bartender, we'll take two cold cans of Jesus Juice beer!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/jackson_umbrella.jpg)
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Post by: moremojo on August 23, 2006, 08:54:13 pm
((Jimbo looks up, remembers, feels a jolt of excitement at Jack's approach.))

JIMBO:

Oh..howdy, friend. I got back here, jest like I said I would. Ah...but you know, I mean that's mighty friendly about the offer, but if I were to let every cowboy I worked with buy me a drink, I woulda been an alcoholic long ago.

((Jimbo misses the irony that he's already well on the way to becoming an alcoholic. Not much else to do in this one-horse town. Looks at Jack's warm, welcoming face.))

%%Goddam, this fella's got something about him. So nice, and special...almost pretty. But only girls sposed to be pretty!%%

((Feels self-conscious, and very aware of all the other people in the area...not least the bartender, whose shadowy features can't quite yet be fully discerned in the dim, smoky light.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 23, 2006, 09:20:25 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack looks over at the bartender anxiously, the air thick with an awkward silence. His money is still on the counter, and the bartender looks at them for a moment before rushing over to help the bizarrely dressed Michael Jackson.))

((Jack looks back to Jimbo, letting his eyes take in his lean frame and how strangely familiar his cream colored shirt and tan ten-gallon are.))

I hope I'm not like every cowboy you worked with. You don't have ta let everyone buy ya drinks either, just the special ones, like me. ((wink))
We can make a deal if ya like. I'll buy you this one, and you can buy me the next. That way we're even.

((Jack smiles hopefully up at Jimbo from his barstool.))
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Post by: alec716 on August 23, 2006, 09:39:52 pm
((  MICHAEL JACKSON quietly observes JACK and JIMBO at this Critical Career Juncture, and sees someone at the bar who captures his attention.  ))

MICHAEL JACKSON:

&&  Oh, so that's how you get someone's attention in here  ... offer to buy them a drink...  ))

Bartender, we'll take two cold cans of Jesus Juice beer!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/jackson_umbrella.jpg)


((  MICHAEL JACKSON, though waxing eloquent, finds a snub where none was expected.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/JohnJackson.jpg)


MICHAEL JACKSON:  (all whispery and pouty, holding back The Tears of A Clown in this Smokey Rob-bar-son)

**  Gosh darn it, I guess he wasn't interested.  I'll just leave these drinks here on the bar... maybe those two fellas over there will want 'em.  I just can't believe I am going home alone after I bothered to come here in this place after the bouncers were so mean to me.  I'll Neverland in here again.  **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/securitygall.jpg)
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Post by: moremojo on August 23, 2006, 09:44:13 pm
((Jimbo's anxiety lessens somewhat. Jack seems such a friendly guy, and good friends can be hard to come by sometimes in these hardscrabble dusty Western towns. Still feels uncomfortable, but more and more because of that odd Mr. Jackson and his insistence on getting some decent Jesus juice. Bartender's got his hands full with that one.))

JIMBO:

Why, that's mighty neighborly of you, and fair, too.

((Winks, just barely, back at Jack, without consciously intending to do so.))

Ya know, they say that once you start workin with someone, you might as well start drinking with 'em! And I reckon we worked together tonight.

((Waits to see Jack's response, and is transfixed by this strange new feeling swelling in his breast.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 23, 2006, 09:50:14 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack smiles broadly now. He slides the money over to the bartender who just returned from dealing with Jackson.))

You reckon we can drink 'em away from these noisy characters over there?

((Jack nods his head towards Jackson, who is leaving the bar.))
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Post by: moremojo on August 23, 2006, 09:59:00 pm
((Jimbo melts at the sight of Jack's smile. He feels a quiet interior joy that is new to him, which he finds fascinating, despite the glimmer of fear that accompanies it.))

JIMBO:

Oh...sure, you bet. Amazing the clowns that come into this place! Where do you reckon we should go? I see a table over by the corner there.

((Nods towards an empty table in a darkened corner...more quiet, and a bit more secluded, than the rest of the establishment.))
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Post by: DeeDee on August 23, 2006, 09:59:35 pm
(( The bar door flies open and a bouncy voluptuous woman comes stomping into the bar.))

JIMBO! What in tha hell ya doin'? I been waitin' all night fer ya to come home, and here ya are sittin' with this pretty boy here.  Well, howdy do handsome.  I'm Bimbo, Jimbo's lady.

(( Bimbo strikes a pose, making Jack tense, thanking God he's gay.))

Mebbe ya wanna come home with us blue eyes?

(( Winks at Jack, and starts to go.))

JIMBO!! NOW!!


(http://www.momofreaksout.com/media/2/20050330-effie.jpg)
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Post by: nakymaton on August 23, 2006, 10:05:20 pm
BULL:

((Rather depressed at once again getting dragged out of the arena before he had the chance to be on top, the BULL walks into the bar. But instead of being bought beers, this is what happens: ))

(http://www.showartisten.de/westernparty/bullriding_pringles3.jpg)

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Post by: alec716 on August 23, 2006, 10:05:38 pm
JIMBO:

((Waits to see Jack's response, and is transfixed by this strange new feeling swelling in his breast.))



(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/nataligv_2006/Michael20Jackson.jpg)


((  A highly indignant MICHAEL JACKSON storms over to JIMBO and asserts in no uncertain terms  ;) , while pointing at JACK... ))

MICHAEL JACKSON:

Look, Buddy, you may want to have this strange new fella feeling your breasts, but the swelling is all mine!


(( With that, MICHAEL JACKSON and his DEVOTED MINIONS leave the bar.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/arrivalgall.jpg)


(( And MICHAEL JACKSON is honored that MRS. TWIST, who just might'a been spying on her son, would leave the bar in a show of solidarity with him.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/jacksongall.jpg)


MICHAEL JACKSON:

Why, yes, MRS. TWIST, cherry cake is my favorite!  Let's go!
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Post by: moremojo on August 23, 2006, 10:07:23 pm
((Jimbo, alarmed, starts at the sight of Bimbo, his barely remembered cow-town gal-pal. Jack made him forget ALL about her!))

JIMBO:

Oh...hi, honey. Sorry bout that.

((Turns to Jack))

Sorry, friend, but Bimbo here don't know the meaning of the word 'wait'. Better hang onto your money so's to pay for your next entrance fee. And friendly offer though it was, pulling bulls off you buckaroos is jest my job, ya know. So sorry...mebbe next time?

((Jimbo awkwardly strides towards Bimbo and his fellow cowboy friends, who oddly resemble Bimbo in build and profile. Wants to talk about the most beautiful person he's ever seen, but starts fumblingly talking shop...until Bimbo starts dragging him toward the door.))
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Post by: Daniel on August 23, 2006, 10:16:37 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((At the rush of sudden events beyond his control, Jack is nearly in tears. He watches Jimbo get dragged away but dreads the appearance of Bimbo, the sudden direct attack from the singer, and the forcing of the Bull to slave labor in the far side of the bar. Where was that AHA officer when you needed him?))

%% At least I got a last name up front this time. That Bimbo character ain't right for him.%%

((Reluctantly, he turns back towards the barkeeper, silently smirking at him.))

What?


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Post by: alec716 on August 23, 2006, 10:21:10 pm

(( Back in the ringside bull pen, a worried EBONY N. IVORY has heard that the top-heavy MICHAEL JACKSON has left the bar.  ))


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/119672rWyV_w.jpg)


EBONY:

**  I hope MICHAEL JACKSON is not coming my way... I heard he is looking for zee-bra to go wit zee dress he is wearing...  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on August 23, 2006, 11:12:55 pm

(( And MICHAEL JACKSON is honored that MRS. TWIST, who just might'a been spying on her son, would leave the bar in a show of solidarity with him.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/jacksongall.jpg)


MICHAEL JACKSON:

Why, yes, MRS. TWIST, cherry cake is my favorite!  Let's go!

(( MICHAEL JACKSON and MRS. TWIST head off to ... where else... ?  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/neverland93.jpg) (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/neverlands-inside-040405.jpg)


MICHAEL JACKSON:

Hey, MRS. TWIST, I want to show you around! 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/mapaneverland.jpg)


See, this is where I taught SEXY AUDIENCE MEMBER how to wear a boa...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/neverland31.jpg)  (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/neverland54.jpg)


MICHAEL JACKSON:

And this is BILLIE JEAN ...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/image_king.jpg)

but she is not my lover.


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Post by: nakymaton on August 23, 2006, 11:35:19 pm
BIKER #1:

**You got any idea what the musical entertainment is going to be tonight? Stars & Stripes Forever? Think the piccolo player might have a wardrobe malfunction?**
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Post by: alec716 on August 23, 2006, 11:51:40 pm
BIKER #1:

**You got any idea what the musical entertainment is going to be tonight? Stars & Stripes Forever? Think the piccolo player might have a wardrobe malfunction?**



(( MICHAEL JACKSON, still tuned in to the Performance Thread from his media room at Neverland, thinks to himself in a girlish and whispery voice... ))

&&  Oh I hope so! About the music, I mean.  I just love patriotic music!  Alll those horns & fifes...  &&

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/65759LqSP_w.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on August 23, 2006, 11:54:51 pm
BIKER #1:

**You got any idea what the musical entertainment is going to be tonight? Stars & Stripes Forever? Think the piccolo player might have a wardrobe malfunction?**


BIKER #2:

** Geez, man, now I know why we're pardners, 'cause you knew jus' what was runnin' through my mind... **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bikerstripedchick.jpg)

** Hang on, and I'll ask her whut her special talent might be... **
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Post by: Lumière on August 24, 2006, 12:07:49 am
((MEANWHILE, BACK AT LUCISE'S TRAILER ...

Lucise steps outside his trailer after a few days of self-imposed seclusion.  After the sheep came down from Broken Arsed, he has been having a bit of an identity crisis.  So many things have happened to him since he came to this BAM set weeks ago..))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/706dacbb.jpg)


**
Howdy folks!  Well, here I am again to launch another product from our Broken Arsed Woolen Ecstacy Line.
I have been working purty hard putting this together over the past few days, so I hope the Marketing team approves.

In case anyone is wondering where I been over the last coupla days, well, I been busy working on this launch, and thinking about a thing or two.  I got a letter the other day from my Ma in the ol' country and it looks like she wants me to come home, get married and take over the lil family operation we got goin' back there!  Needless to say I am very confused, I don't know what to do .. I have developed..umm, well, strong feelings for someone here, and I don't know how I can just up and leave him..umm, them, here.  At the same time, I can't abandon my Ma when she needs me..
I have no idea how to break this to her, or this person, or what the flyin' f--- I oughta do!  :-\ :-\

Ah shit, look at me rambling on and on..my apologies ..umm, well, without much ado, here is our latest BAM Woolen Ecstacy..

**



              (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/884fabcc.gif)

                                                                       presents ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/95d06541.jpg)




**
I thank you for your time!
**

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: j.U.d.E. on August 24, 2006, 06:35:59 am
(http://i8.tinypic.com/25gysdv.jpg)

GNARLS THE BARTENDER

HEY GUYS!! Didn't ANYONE HERE SEE THIS SIGN??! Hunh?! Guess not.. Damn! And s/he sings too.. Where's the karaoke guy gone?..

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25gyskg.jpg)

I'm your bartender today and I make the rules here! So beat it creep!! And - like it or not, but I always look like this..

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25gyux3.jpg)

Is anyone even listening?! And what are you two looking at me? By the way, I have an exquisite choice of beers and Jimbo here you just ordered an ordinary beer?


%% Gosh, people have no taste! %%

Pick one, please! And I mean beer..

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25gyvk8.jpg)(http://i8.tinypic.com/25gyvm1.jpg)(http://i8.tinypic.com/25gyvqo.jpg)(http://i8.tinypic.com/25gyvtd.jpg)(http://i8.tinypic.com/25gyxia.jpg)(http://i8.tinypic.com/25gyx54.jpg)(http://i8.tinypic.com/25gyxap.jpg)(http://i8.tinypic.com/25gyxd5.jpg)

And plenty of -

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25gyy53.jpg)(http://i8.tinypic.com/25gyy53.jpg)(http://i8.tinypic.com/25gz0cw.jpg)(http://i8.tinypic.com/25gyy53.jpg)

Please you in the back, shut up for a second! And stop giggling and waggling those... ((making weird face with his weird face, sickened by what he sees))

((Turns away in horror, when he sees the crowd in the back not moving and inch out of his bar..))
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Post by: nakymaton on August 24, 2006, 11:50:12 am
BIKER #2:

** Geez, man, now I know why we're pardners, 'cause you knew jus' what was runnin' through my mind... **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bikerstripedchick.jpg)

** Hang on, and I'll ask her whut her special talent might be... **

BIKER #1:

**Glory, glory, hallelujah! I'm gettin swelled up with patriotic feelin just thinkin about it...**
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Post by: nakymaton on August 24, 2006, 11:53:54 am
BULL:

((Escapes from Michael Jackson's entourage of small children and sidles up to the bar.))

I'll have a pint of heifer-weizen.

((Looks over at JACK.))

So, you been ridin bulls a lot, cowboy?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on August 24, 2006, 12:52:19 pm

=  Meanwhile, back at Neverland... =

MICHAEL JACKSON:

C'mon, MRS. TWIST, come into my cherry garden! 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/burying_ground.jpg)   

I really like to pick nice fresh cherries! 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/cherries.jpg)! 

I really like to pick baskets of the ones that look like little balls! 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/81585NSUr_w.jpg)


(( And from far across the garden, another voice is heard.  ))

BILLIE JEAN:

Hey MICHAEL!  MRS. TWIST!  I found the cake pan! 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/bjkwimbledon.jpg)

Or did you want the gold one? 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/bjk.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on August 24, 2006, 07:37:26 pm
BULL:

((Escapes from Michael Jackson's entourage of small children and sidles up to the bar.))

I'll have a pint of heifer-weizen.

((Looks over at JACK.))

So, you been ridin bulls a lot, cowboy?


YOUNG JACK:

((Jack tries not to act surprised when the bull sits on the barstool.))

Yeah, I have, but apparently there's money to be made in dancin' with 'em too. You considerin' givin' lessons?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on August 24, 2006, 09:03:46 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy is exhausted after flying back to Wyoming to the Riverton set, wearily heads back to the trailers. He rests his head on Lucise's trailer door, letting the cold metal cool his heated skin. He's too tired to lift his arms to knock.))

**Lucise? I'm back....... again!**
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Post by: nakymaton on August 24, 2006, 11:15:07 pm
YOUNG JACK:

Yeah, I have, but apparently there's money to be made in dancin' with 'em too. You considerin' givin' lessons?

BULL:

((Pulls JACK onto the dance floor. Makes a brave attempt at Western swing, but, unfortunately, bulls have two left feet. (Two right feet, too, but that's beside the point.)

Stomps on Jack's boot.))
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Post by: Lumière on August 25, 2006, 01:28:15 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy is exhausted after flying back to Wyoming to the Riverton set, wearily heads back to the trailers. He rests his head on Lucise's trailer door, letting the cold metal cool his heated skin. He's too tired to lift his arms to knock.))

**Lucise? I'm back....... again!**

((Lucise lies relaxing on the couch, lost in his thoughts when he hears Guy's voice outside the trailer door.  He immediately abandons his knitting ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/a993dd76.jpg)

..and rushes to open the door ..))



** 
Guy..shit!  You look...well, exhausted..come on in!  You look like you could use a break!
Please, sit, relax abit .. You fancy a drink or something..?

Umm, I hope we get a chance to talk sometime .. sometime later, when you are well rested. 
I got something to tell ya ..
**


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: j.U.d.E. on August 25, 2006, 08:39:39 am
** SORRY, I didn't see that JIMBO had already left.. **

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25ixlck.jpg)

GNARLS THE BARTENDER
**half asleep..**

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25ixlr9.jpg)

%%..what just happened?! OH! JIMBO's gone.. Jack Twist - you didn't do that right! .. but I'm here.. look at me..  I hope the look at me doesn't make you physically sick.. hmm.. %%

((awkward smille on awkward face))

You ever tried ropin' calves? I hope you DON'T! It's inhumane.. it's violent.. it's unnecessary and idiotic..

((Jack turning around, about to leave))..

Hey, wait! What did I say? It's true, I'm just letting you see my soft spot *..*, I mean, my softer side.., I mean.. Hey! Don't go!! Let me re-phrase that.. Do you want a cocktail? I'm good at cocktails too!

((Jack pale-faced and with a tormented look)..

Here you go!

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25iy7fq.jpg)

It's called "Désir d'un Soir"..  :P No? You drink too much? Who said that?! Hunh?


((Jack turning around and leaving the bar))..

%% .. damn it!! %%

Jack, wait! Did you see my t-shirt? Did you? Jack!?


(http://i8.tinypic.com/25iyb09.jpg)

And the back, Jack? Jaaaaaack!!?

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25iyc0o.jpg)

((Jack left))

%% .. bugger! .. I think next time I have to try somethin' less subtle.. %%

((Crying in some corner and meditating..))

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25iyhvl.jpg) (http://i8.tinypic.com/25iyeyx.jpg) (http://i8.tinypic.com/25iyf52.jpg)

((looking up))

%% Oh, look! New crowd! %%

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25iyfde.jpg)

%% .. mmmh.. I like what I see.. %%

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25iygwp.jpg) (http://i8.tinypic.com/25iyhc6.jpg) (http://i8.tinypic.com/25iygza.jpg)

((..pulling off his t-shirt enthusiastically..))



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Post by: Daniel on August 25, 2006, 01:22:37 pm
BULL:

((Pulls JACK onto the dance floor. Makes a brave attempt at Western swing, but, unfortunately, bulls have two left feet. (Two right feet, too, but that's beside the point.)

Stomps on Jack's boot.))

YOUNG JACK:

((It's a good thing those boots are fire tempered.))

** SORRY, I didn't see that JIMBO had already left.. **

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25ixlck.jpg)

GNARLS THE BARTENDER
**half asleep..**

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25ixlr9.jpg)

%%..what just happened?! OH! JIMBO's gone.. Jack Twist - you didn't do that right! .. but I'm here.. look at me..  I hope the look at me doesn't make you physically sick.. hmm.. %%

((awkward smille on awkward face))

You ever tried ropin' calves? I hope you DON'T! It's inhumane.. it's violent.. it's unnecessary and idiotic..

((Jack turning around, about to leave))..

Hey, wait! What did I say? It's true, I'm just letting you see my soft spot *..*, I mean, my softer side.., I mean.. Hey! Don't go!! Let me re-phrase that.. Do you want a cocktail? I'm good at cocktails too!

((Jack pale-faced and with a tormented look)..

Here you go!

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25iy7fq.jpg)

It's called "Désir d'un Soir"..  :P No? You drink too much? Who said that?! Hunh?


((Jack turning around and leaving the bar))..

%% .. damn it!! %%

Jack, wait! Did you see my t-shirt? Did you? Jack!?


(http://i8.tinypic.com/25iyb09.jpg)

And the back, Jack? Jaaaaaack!!?

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25iyc0o.jpg)

((Jack left))

%% .. bugger! .. I think next time I have to try somethin' less subtle.. %%

((Crying in some corner and meditating..))

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25iyhvl.jpg) (http://i8.tinypic.com/25iyeyx.jpg) (http://i8.tinypic.com/25iyf52.jpg)

((looking up))

%% Oh, look! New crowd! %%

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25iyfde.jpg)

%% .. mmmh.. I like what I see.. %%

(http://i8.tinypic.com/25iygwp.jpg) (http://i8.tinypic.com/25iyhc6.jpg) (http://i8.tinypic.com/25iygza.jpg)

((..pulling off his t-shirt enthusiastically..))



Can't ya see I'm tryin' to get tango lessons from this here Bovine. After that I gotta go, otherwise I'd stay around for yer cocktails (that don't sound right) and whatever else you're doin' round here for entertainment. Other rodeos to sign up for out there.
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Post by: Daniel on August 25, 2006, 01:42:43 pm
((Lucise lies relaxing on the couch, lost in his thoughts when he hears Guy's voice outside the trailer door.  He immediately abandons his knitting ..
..and rushes to open the door ..))


** 
Guy..shit!  You look...well, exhausted..come on in!  You look like you could use a break!
Please, sit, relax abit .. You fancy a drink or something..?

Umm, I hope we get a chance to talk sometime .. sometime later, when you are well rested. 
I got something to tell ya ..
**



GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy drags himself into Lucise's trailer. Manages to make it to the couch and flop into it, gently moving the knitting project to the sidetable. He examines the worksmanship of the knitting.))

**Hey, that's pretty good. You know you can do this with three yarns also, not just two.**

((Guy laughs at how ridiculous he sounds. Puts the knitting down.))

**Anyway, I just flew in from...... some dinky little town in Texas whose name I've forgotten.... and boy are my arms tired.**

((Guy nervously laughs, tears of stress and exhaustion already welling up in his eyes.))

** It's amazing what they've got me doing around here. I'm working triple shifts around this place. They're rushing me back and forth between the sets, and then they keep piling stuff up on me that I was never intended to do. I'm a full time marketing advisor, I don't have time to be a publicity agent and consumer relations specialist also. It's enough to drive a man to drink. Even the red stuff.**

((Guy smiles at Lucise.))

**I'll tell you one thing, though. The busier I am the less time I have to worry about all that other stuff. I haven't been able to get back to Dr. Statler in some time, he's been busy doing profiles for Inspector Moose. Well, I'm only grateful I don't need him lately. It's not like I've come across any religious figures lately, that would have been a little embarassing. And I've been able to steer clear of the red wine and dark cellars and other uncomfortable places.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: FuzzyChanny on August 25, 2006, 01:44:19 pm
**Really sorry, didn't come on for a week and have appeared to miss my cue! Sorry for the inconvience**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: welliwont on August 26, 2006, 12:48:41 am
==CALL SHEET

ACT II

THE NEXT THREE SCENES ARE:

SCENE # 38 – FOURTH OF JULY 1966
SCENE # 39 – LUREEN GETS JACK
SCENE # 40 – ENNIS DROPS THE KIDDIES OFF AT ALMA'S WORK


THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION MANAGEMENT STAFF ARE DUE ON SET:
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director  -  Celeste (YaadPyar)
High Priestess  -  Meryl
Props Magician  -  Anke (Pipedream)
Sycophantic Assistant to Director Raymille  -  Clarissa (Ellemeno)
Production Psychologists - Statler & Waldorf  -  ?   &   ?


THE FOLLOWING HUMAN ACTORS DUE ON SET:
Jack  -  Daniel
Ennis  -  DeeDee
Alma  -  Milli (Lucise)
Lureen  -  Ray
Young Alma Jr  -  Becky
Young Jenny  -  Courtney (cmr107)
Biker #1 - Mel (nakymaton)
Biker #2 - Meryl
Announcer for Lureen's and Jack's rides - Chantelle (FuzzyChanny)
Bartender in Lureen scene - JeffWrangler
Singer – Sarah (henrypie)
Munroe  -  Mikaela
Guy Raphaelson, Marketing Advisor  -  Daniel
Lucise Indapaddock (as himself)  -  Milli (Lucise)


THE FOLLOWING NON-HUMAN ACTORS DUE ON SET:
Terry Cloth (formerly known as Warshrag)  -  alec716
Jack's Body Butter  -  Nicky (Saucycobblers)
Olivia Owl  -  Anke (Pipedream)
Jack's Pants - Melinda (Sashca1007)


THE  IMPROV PLAYERS:
any former Player who would like to reprise their role
any other BetterMostian who cares to jump in==


CD JT
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on August 26, 2006, 07:01:45 am
MONROE:


((Reacts to information that someone has finally appeared to apply for the part-time store clerc job, (no matter how dull the revised "help wanted" notice made it seem). Hurries forward with a stressed-out yet polite smile plastered on his face))

((Takes one little look))

GULP!!!!!

%% I can't believe this! My prayers have been answered! Her looks....I see her, and she looks.....like this: %%

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/Front-Ranger/Alma/michelle_williams_22.jpg)


%% This goddess really wants to work here? She's interested in stocks and shelves and condiment assortments? Oh, if there ever was a time I needed to seem calm and competent and in charge......%%

((Prepares to greet her politely:))

A la Carte Kringle Falafel Ravioli Vinaigrette Zabaglione?

((Blushes and is near fainting))

%%Oh God! Now I've done it! She'll think she's stepped into the Riverton loony bin by mistake!%%

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Post by: alec716 on August 26, 2006, 01:32:13 pm
== Meanwhile, back at Neverland... ==

(( MICHAEL JACKSON and MRS. TWIST are hard at work in the kitchen.  ))

MICHAEL JACKSON:

Here's the bowl of cherubs...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/tkd69104.jpg)

&&  Oh, right, my therapist says I can't use that one any more.  &&

I mean cherries...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/bxp154702.jpg)

and we can get the other ingredients off of the make-up table in my dressing room...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/67735239_1d06fa79e4.jpg)

and here's what my good friend Walter Walkin' Jesus uses to make his cherry cake really juicy!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/67734768_31015e0a9b.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on August 26, 2006, 04:38:36 pm
==Meanwhile, at the Super Market==


MONROE:

((In the middle of more befuddled stuttering, notices the glint of gold on the bright goddess' finger))

((Comes crashing back down to earth with a big fat SPLAT!!! ))

**Monroe, you stupid git! Too busy talking in freakish culinary tongues to realize that - of course! - she's married! Some lucky guy has snapped her up and surely must be focusing on nothing else night and day than making her happier and more carefree by the minute..... **

((Sighs heavily))

((Coughs))

I'm sorry - this laryngitis of mine sure makes for some strange throat sounds now and then. Hopefully it'll pass soon. Come this way, into the office, we can talk about the job there. Very pleased to meet you, Mrs.......  I don't think I caught your name?
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Post by: DeeDee on August 26, 2006, 04:58:53 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis and his family are arriving at the park for the July 4th fireworks.  Ennis is in a mood tonight remembering July 4 three years ago in 1963.  Him and Jack, holding each other and watching across the vast horizon a fireworks display, feeling as if it were meant for their eyes only.
Ennis loves his family but has little patience for public outings.  He doesn't small talk much, but Alma seldom gets out anymore, so for her sake, he agreed.))

C'mon Alma, pick a spot already. Jenny, she's gettin' fidgety.  Just park it here.
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Post by: YaadPyar on August 26, 2006, 05:01:53 pm
MRS. TWIST:

"Them sure is some mighty fine cherries ya got there Mr. Jackson.  I been inspired to put my crafting skills to use making a gift fer Jack next time he visits."

((Mrs. Twist shows Michael Jackson her fine handiwork at making customized toilet seats, a Twist family tradition in crafting.))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/cherrytoiletseat.jpg)
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Post by: cmr107 on August 26, 2006, 06:45:21 pm
JENNY:

%% Oh, I'm getting fidgety am I? Sure Daddy, blame it on me. And I suppose Mama doesn't want to go closer because I'll get scared. Look Daddy, just because you don't like to go out doesn't mean everything is the baby's fault. %%

((Stays silent in Ennis' arms.))

%% And why do I feel like Jenny isn't my real name? %%
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Post by: Meryl on August 26, 2006, 08:46:13 pm
((The BIKERS enter the fairgrounds, ready for a good time))

BIKER #2:

** Man, there's a whole herd o' pussies on the hoof, jus' like we figgered!  It's a good thing I wore my best leather vambraces.  Shore am glad we stopped by that li'l grocery store.  Who'd a thought we could get such a superfine gourmet picnic basket in this flyspeck of a town?  Whoever runs that store is a guy after m'own heart.  We got duck liver pate, triple cream brie, Kalamata olives, cherry vine tomatoes, a fresh baguette and a coupla bottles of a nice pinot noir!  Hooo-ee! **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/picnicbasketone1.jpg)

((The BIKERS find a nice spot to sit down, not far from the Del Mar family))

BIKER #2 (to BIKER #1):

** Can I spread some o' this pate de foie de canard sur un tranche de baquette pour toi ? **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/BikerbehindEnnis.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on August 26, 2006, 08:50:25 pm

Meanwhile, back at Neverland...

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/cherrytoiletseat.jpg)


(( MICHAEL JACKSON is flush with excitement upon viewing MRS. TWIST's latest creations, and simply cannot keep a lid on his enthusiasm.  ))

MICHAEL JACKSON:

And the shoes, MRS. TWIST, the shoes!!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/NatCheeries_top.jpg)

I'm Scholl sure you'll good in them!

Now let's hurry up, we don't have much time!  Let's pour the batter in the pans

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/67734761_d1db892c90.jpg)

and get these into the oven!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/nana.jpg)

Great, now we can relax and have a drink before the evening starts...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/11603-Wacko-Wine_w.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on August 26, 2006, 09:00:22 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/BikerbehindEnnis.jpg)

(( TERRY CLOTH, as usual, was in ENNIS' pocket, for ENNIS loved a little rag.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

&&  Dang, I just know how ALMA hates havin' to sit on the wet ground, 'specially with her babies here... how can I help?  Mebbe if I think really hard about JBB...  &&

(( TERRY CLOTH begins to approach a size usable for this Wholesome Famly Occasion.  ))
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Post by: Lumière on August 26, 2006, 09:11:08 pm
ALMA:


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/851a6153.jpg)


** I think we found the perfect spot to sit.  I don't want the girls gettin' scared when the fireworks go off..

Ennis .. you look kinda tense hun, everything okay?
**
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Post by: alec716 on August 26, 2006, 09:14:12 pm
Meanwhile, back at Neverland...

MICHAEL JACKSON:

Oh, MRS. TWIST, the cherry cakes look beautiful!  

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/cherry-cheesecake.jpg)(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/tn_newcherrywhite.jpg)

Now, real quick, let's just smarten you up

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/65818QVYU_w.jpg)

and since I already picked up some things for the kids

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/11613-Half-Off_w.jpg)

we can be on our way!
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Post by: alec716 on August 26, 2006, 09:30:12 pm

** I think we found the perfect spot to sit.  I don't want the girls gettin' scared when the fireworks go off..

Ennis .. you look kinda tense hun, everything okay?
**


(( TERRY CLOTH has now reached functional dimensions for the task at hand.  Many unwholesome thoughts later, TERRY CLOTH can now serve as the understudy for the PICNIC BLANKET who was not cast.   ;)  ))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/769ee396.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on August 26, 2006, 09:40:14 pm
ALMA:

** I think we found the perfect spot to sit.  I don't want the girls gettin' scared when the fireworks go off..

Ennis .. you look kinda tense hun, everything okay?
**



YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Why would I be tense?  I hate my life, don't like no women, missin' Jack somethin' fierce, wonderin' if he's thinkin' a me.%%

Sure, everything's just fine.  Aside from Jenny bein' wet on me now.
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Post by: Lumière on August 26, 2006, 09:44:37 pm
ALMA:

%% I better not piss him off tonight, looks like he's going into one of his moods again..oh boy!  %%

**
Ennis, that's why TERRY CLOTH is here..use him to clean yourself off.  Hang on, I got a diaper somewhere in here..
**


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Post by: alec716 on August 26, 2006, 09:45:32 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Why would I be tense?  I hate my life, don't like no women, missin' Jack somethin' fierce, wonderin' if he's thinkin' a me.%%


TERRY CLOTH:

**  ENNIS, don't go thinkin' about JACK right now... I only thought a JBB so I could help you out... you go thinkin' a JACK and there won't be room enough on this field for both of us!   ;)  **
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Post by: alec716 on August 26, 2006, 09:56:51 pm
(( MICHAEL JACKON and MRS. TWIST and their special guests get ready to leave Neverland

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/11614-Scoutmaster-Jocko_w.jpg)

and arrive at the fireworks a short time later.  Except for MRS. TWIST, who has brought her own handmade seat, the group stands patriotcally at attention next to the Del Mar family.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/michaeljacksonboyscoutpic.jpg).  ))

MICHAEL JACSKON:

Here, everyone, want a piece a cherry cake before the fireworks start?

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/67735240_9d5d8c4a7c.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/65863PUwt_w.jpg)

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Post by: Meryl on August 26, 2006, 10:19:13 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bomberjacket.jpg)

BIKER #2:

** That jacket o' yours plus my vambraces 'n this here gourmet picnic 'r bound to get results soon.  Lookie there, now! **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/cowgirlspistols.jpg)

** HEY THERE, LI'L PUSSIES, WANNA GET STROKED?  WE GOT SOME REAL NICE KITTY TREATS RIGHT CHEER! **
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Post by: DeeDee on August 26, 2006, 10:29:08 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis shifts uncomfortably listening to the bikers behind him.  He doesn't want any trouble, but knows he needs to be manly in front of Alma.

He stands up to see what's behind him and can't believe his eyes...Michael Jackson is here with his "friends". ))

Hey little boy, what's is like bein' out in public here with Michael Jackson?
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Post by: alec716 on August 26, 2006, 10:29:48 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/picnicbasketone1.jpg)

(( TERRY CLOTH looks toward the BIKERS and notices that, although the CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE is unimpressed with the advances of the WINE BOTTLE and one WINE GLASS could not give a carafe about other, the BAGUETTES are having a little picnic of their own.  This makes TERRY CLOTH think again about JBB, and the PICNIC BLANKET becomes large enough for MICHAEL JACKSON and MRS. TWIST and the BOY SCOUTS to sit upon also.  ))
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Post by: alec716 on August 26, 2006, 10:31:51 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis shifts uncomfortably listening to the bikers behind him.  He doesn't want any trouble, but knows he needs to be manly in front of Alma.  ))


TERRY CLOTH:

** Um, ENNIS, Bud, aren't you usually manly behind ALMA?   ;)  **
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Post by: alec716 on August 26, 2006, 10:34:08 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

Hey little boy, what's is like bein' out in public here with Michael Jackson?



BOY SCOUT:

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/27f4d28e.jpg)


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Post by: nakymaton on August 26, 2006, 11:26:57 pm

BIKER #2 (to BIKER #1):

** Can I spread some o' this pate de foie de canard sur un tranche de baquette pour toi ? **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/BikerbehindEnnis.jpg)

BIKER #1:

**Mais bien sur. Ah.... j'aime manger sans la poussiere.

Where do you think the most poussiere's at, Las Vegas or California?**
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Post by: Meryl on August 27, 2006, 12:38:30 am
BIKER #1:

**Mais bien sur. Ah.... j'aime manger sans la poussiere.

Where do you think the most poussiere's at, Las Vegas or California?**

BIKER #2:

** Ah, certainement Las Vegas, mon ami! **


((Loudly, in the direction of the Del Mars))

**MAIS WYOMING EST SI PLEIN DE POUSSIERE, IL N'EST PAS COMIQUE!! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/EnnisGettingUp.jpg)
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Post by: cmr107 on August 27, 2006, 01:26:37 am

YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Why would I be tense?  I hate my life, don't like no women, missin' Jack somethin' fierce, wonderin' if he's thinkin' a me.%%

Sure, everything's just fine.  Aside from Jenny bein' wet on me now.

JENNY:

%% OK, so maybe some things are my fault.  ::)%%
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Post by: Mikaela on August 27, 2006, 05:28:48 am
MONROE:

((Has entered the fairground with his five younger siblings -  (Helping his dad and young step-mother out, taking the kids off their hands for a bit, don't you know)  - as ready for a good time as you can be with a near-broken heart and a big picnic basket filled with delicious luxury food samples from the store))


This is a nice spot we've found ourselves to watch the fireworks. Now none of you go haring off where I can't se you in the crowd. Mona, Molly, Mabel, Matthew, Mike - you all hear me? Stay right here! You can make a racket all you like and toot your little horns and blow those firecrackers up without running off, is what I'm saying. I'll be ready to serve you my assorted Caspian Caviar samples in a moment.


((Gets distracted by words floating on the smoky breeze:))


**We got duck liver pate, triple cream brie, Kalamata olives, cherry vine tomatoes, a fresh baguette and a coupla bottles of a nice pinot noir!  Hooo-ee! **


Hey! Those are the bikers stopped by the store earlier today. Wow, did those guys know their foie de canard from their motor lube!

((Sighs appreciatively))

Wish I got more customers than that - people to discuss the finer points of my new Brie assortment with.  Those guys are in on all ins and outs of quality food and luxury wines.... I'm utterly impressed. Should I head on over and ask their opinion of these here truffles?


((Stares in the bikers' direction and sees:))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/EnnisGettingUp.jpg)

GULP!!!


It's her! It's HER! And that person next to her has to be...... Oh. Oh-oh. Oh. I'm getting to see her hubby at last. Wish he wasn't wearing that hat. Wonder if he's as much of a foie de gras-appreciating person as I am? I hope so, for her sake.


((Looks with interested curiosity in the Del Mar family's direction, heart beating double time. Is too far off to hear what's being said because of the general noise and racket.))


Hmmm....... Now what's happening? The hubby is getting up.......?
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Post by: Meryl on August 27, 2006, 10:28:28 am

((Meanwhile, TIMMY, having consumed his usual fare of pork rinds and a cold one, baby-sits the Bikers' hogs, oblivious to the fact that all hell is about to break loose, both above and below.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bikernap.jpg)
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Post by: Becky on August 27, 2006, 01:38:05 pm
%% Oh right, I am here. Um what am I supposed to be doing. Oh yeah I remember...%%

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

%% Another fine performance I think you will agree. Is it me or does that kid over there who is setting of fireworks look like the milky bar kid? What are those french bikers blabbering on about? Oh looks like daddy learnt french in that year of school he got...they must have said something to upset him. Muhahaha they are about to meet the rath of my daddy. Hey Jenny will you get your wet ass out of my face?! I'm trying to watch my dad beat the cherries out of those guys over there%%
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Post by: DeeDee on August 27, 2006, 05:38:21 pm
BIKER #2:

** Ah, certainement Las Vegas, mon ami! **


((Loudly, in the direction of the Del Mars))

**MAIS WYOMING EST SI PLEIN DE POUSSIERE, IL N'EST PAS COMIQUE!! **




YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, now standing and over the shock of seeing Michael Jackson 20 years before his time, turns towards the bikers.))

You wanna keep it down, I have 2 little girls here.  Now meebe I don't know what poussiere  means, but I sure don't like tha look on yer face when yer sayin' it. 
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Post by: Mikaela on August 27, 2006, 05:41:28 pm
MONROE:

((Watches transfixed as Alma’s hubby gets up and proceeds to kick biker ass with a vengeance))

%% OH NO! I don’t believe this! THE HORROR! Attacking those poor guys probably just because they were praising my quality selection paté de canard and I would guess my especially-imported escargots as well! %%

((Cold sweats))

%% There's no doubt my poor Bright Angel Alma (BAA) is married to a violent cibophobe! No wonder her face gets that blank, vacant look when I happen to mention flambéing  –  she’s plain terrified! Possibly her hubby’s an oenophobe too! Perhaps some spoiled food childhood experience made him a coprastasophobe! And to cap it off, it’s pretty certain he’s a mageirocophobe! %%

((Moans in near-panic))

%% Clearly he’s an imminent danger to the likes of me……. And I’m sure he’s not the only one around. They’re everywhere! I’ve been way too careless! I’ve got to keep my culinary leanings much more of a secret! Gotta keep the cooking in the closet! %%

((Squirms, worriedly considering the content of the picnic basket))

%% Those violent cibophobes ever get ahold of me, I’ll be kicked around, beaten, drug around by my tongue till it pulls off!! A guy publicly preoccupied with luxury food? No way. Now I can talk gorgonzola and prepare glace de viande on those rare occasions when everyone else is off to that new Burger King just opened way out there in the middle of nowhere, - those times when noone but BAA is around, but…….. %%  

((Squares shoulders and prepares to stand it for as long as it takes.))

%% It’s just as my old grandma used to say about the ingredients when she was making her famous pancakes: “If you can’t mix it in, Monroe,” she used ta say, “you gotta can it.” %%

((Nods pensively))

%% Grandma sure was a wise woman. %%


~~~~~~


Phobia definitions:
Cibophobia –fear of food
Oenophobia – fear of wine
Coprastasophobia – fear of constipation
Mageirocophobia – fear of cooking
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Post by: DeeDee on August 27, 2006, 05:59:21 pm
SHORT INTERRUPTION IN THE FLOW OF THE PT:



%% It’s just as my old grandma used to say about the ingredients when she was making her famous pancakes: “If you can’t mix it in, Monroe,” she used ta say, “you gotta can it.” %%


 :laugh:   LMAO
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Post by: nakymaton on August 27, 2006, 06:15:12 pm

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, now standing and over the shock of seeing Michael Jackson 20 years before his time, turns towards the bikers.))

**Damn. And I was kinda hoping that Ennis would kick Michael Jackson's ass instead of mine. I guess French is more offensive than... well, whatever Michael Jackson is doing here, exactly.**

Quote
You wanna keep it down, I have 2 little girls here.  Now meebe I don't know what poussiere  means, but I sure don't like tha look on yer face when yer sayin' it. 

Non, il n'y a pas de fromage pour vous. Asseyez-vous.

((To BIKER #2:))

Il se pouleche les babines, comme il n'a jamais mange. You know how that is.

**The actor would like to apologize to everyone who actually speaks French for the really, really bad mangling I'm doing. And for leaving out the accent marks.**


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Post by: Meryl on August 27, 2006, 06:50:19 pm
BIKER #2:

** Hey, young fella, eat my poussiere !! **

((Immediately regrets having drunk so much pinot noir))


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/wideeye.jpg)

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Post by: Mikaela on August 27, 2006, 07:44:45 pm
MONROE:


(( Tears gaze away from bikers and BAA’s hubby for a moment. Notices with utter horror that all five siblings have gone AWOL ))

** Oh crap and botheration! Could this 4th of July possibly be any worse?  **

(( Remembers that rather suspect-looking Jackson person being present, and presently entirely unaccounted for, right here at the fairground ))

** Oh woe is me! I guess there could still be worse to come…..  I’d better find them, find them NOW! **

(( Shouts into the night, words however drowning in loud firework explosions: ))

Mona, Molly, Mabel, Matthew, Mike ! You all come back here! Or I’ll…….uhm,  strike!

(( Rushes off, leaving huge picnic basket full of choice delicacies behind on its own ))
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Post by: Daniel on August 27, 2006, 08:03:35 pm
**Damn. And I was kinda hoping that Ennis would kick Michael Jackson's ass instead of mine. I guess French is more offensive than... well, whatever Michael Jackson is doing here, exactly.**

Non, il n'y a pas de fromage pour vous. Asseyez-vous.

((To BIKER #2:))

Il se pouleche les babines, comme il n'a jamais mange. You know how that is.

**The actor would like to apologize to everyone who actually speaks French for the really, really bad mangling I'm doing. And for leaving out the accent marks.**


YOUNG JACK:

((watching this scene from the sidelines, scratching his head.))

**Well soma us don't speak or understand French at all, so we're completely lost.**

**This is what I'm thinkin, but it probly ain't right:**

Quote
pate de foie de canard sur un tranche de baquette pour toi ?

** Pat the foil of the can sore and ranch the bucket's poor toy?**

Quote
Mais bien sur. Ah.... j'aime manger sans la poussiere.

**Ma's been sore. Ah... Jamie mangier sounds lot oozier. (Sounds painful. Hope your Ma Jamie can get that mange under control.)**

Quote
** Ah, certainement Las Vegas, mon ami! **

**MAIS WYOMING EST SI PLEIN DE POUSSIERE, IL N'EST PAS COMIQUE!! **

**Ah the entertainment in Las Vegas, Mona me.**

**May's Wyomingest the plane deep oozier, I'll nest past comic.**

Quote
Non, il n'y a pas de fromage pour vous. Asseyez-vous.

((To BIKER #2:))

Il se pouleche les babines, comme il n'a jamais mange. You know how that is.

**None, If'n you'll pass the orange juice. I sees yous.** %%They speek Brooklyneese?%%

**I'll just pull out these ba-beans,, come here for Jamie's mange.**

**So as ya can see, I'm completely confused. And poor Jamie had better get that mange taken care of.**










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Post by: alec716 on August 27, 2006, 08:45:54 pm
MONROE:

%% Clearly he’s an imminent danger to the likes of me……. And I’m sure he’s not the only one around. They’re everywhere! I’ve been way too careless! I’ve got to keep my culinary leanings much more of a secret! Gotta keep the cooking in the closet! %%

((Squirms, worriedly considering the content of the picnic basket))

%% Those violent cibophobes ever get ahold of me, I’ll be kicked around, beaten, drug around by my tongue till it pulls off!! A guy publicly preoccupied with luxury food? No way. Now I can talk gorgonzola and prepare glace de viande on those rare occasions when everyone else is off to that new Burger King just opened way out there in the middle of nowhere, - those times when noone but BAA is around, but…….. %%  



(( From his seat under ALMA and ENNIS and JENNY -- ick, wet on his weft -- and JUNIOR, TERRY CLOTH bears witness to MONROE's internalized foodaphobias.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

**  Hey, MONROE, when you go down the produce aisle, do you ever think everyone is looking at you, like they know?  **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/107581VbDA_w.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on August 27, 2006, 08:54:01 pm
((MEANWHILE .. Back at Lucise's trailer..))


GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy smiles at Lucise.))

**I'll tell you one thing, though. The busier I am the less time I have to worry about all that other stuff. I haven't been able to get back to Dr. Statler in some time, he's been busy doing profiles for Inspector Moose. Well, I'm only grateful I don't need him lately. It's not like I've come across any religious figures lately, that would have been a little embarassing. And I've been able to steer clear of the red wine and dark cellars and other uncomfortable places.**


((Guy and Lucise are sipping on lemonade and watching fireworks on the telly ..  Lucise fidgets alittle .. He has not been able to tell Guy what has been on his mind all these days.  He is unsure how Guy will take the news .. ))

**
Umm, Guy .. Like I said to you before, I got something I wanna talk to ya about.  Um, it has been on my mind for days and I can't seem to focus on anything, just look at the knitting I tried to do there, just horrible ..  Anyway, you feel like talking now ..?  It's jus' that I really need to get this thing off my chest.. Wait, I need a stiff drink, fancy some whiskey or something?
**

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Post by: Lumière on August 27, 2006, 08:59:42 pm
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/421a19d2.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/f71bf1ab.jpg)


ALMA:


**
Ennis..Ennis..where are you going?  Those bikers look pretty tough, they could beat you to a pulp!
Ennis, please just leave it!  Ennis .....
**


%%
O boy!  This aint gonna be good...
%%


((Alma turns to her now crying baby..))

**
Sshhh Jenny...sshhh...S'ok!  S'ok sweetheart ...sshhh........!
**


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Post by: DeeDee on August 27, 2006, 10:00:17 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is furious now, and also a little scared.  These dudes are big and ugly.))

You need to shut your slop-bucket mouth, ya hear me?

%% Slop-bucket?  Whos says this?%%
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Post by: Lumière on August 27, 2006, 10:10:02 pm

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/d09418c5.jpg)


ALMA:

**
Ennis, please .. Ennis ..jus' leave it alone, we can find another spot to sit..Ennis..
**


%%
Now he's gone an' got himself all riled up, no tellin what he's gonna do now..
I don't like it when he gets like this ... :-\
%%

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Post by: Meryl on August 27, 2006, 10:26:56 pm

BIKER #2:

** Hey, cowboy, the little chippie has a point.  There's plenty o' room for all of us----**


((A fist suddenly fills his line of vision))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/redstars.jpg)

** Ooh, pretty! **
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Post by: DeeDee on August 27, 2006, 10:55:44 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is trying to shake the pain out of his hand.  He just punched this biker dude and memories of him punching Jack took over his mind.))

**ASIDE**   Yes folks everything will remind MY Ennis of Jack, just in case your wondering.

(( Ennis desperately looks around forTERRY to wipe the blood off his knuckles, but all he sees is this well endowed gray towel.))

%% Alma is not gonna be happy 'bout this.  Now my little girls is cryin'.%%

(( Ennis notices the other biker start to get up.))
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Post by: nakymaton on August 27, 2006, 10:58:21 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis notices the other biker start to get up.))

BIKER #1:

Whoa.

</Keanu Reeves>

** I think YOUNG JACK ought to be in charge of all subtitles from now on.  :laugh: :laugh: **
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Post by: Lumière on August 27, 2006, 11:07:42 pm


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/fbf5de3d.jpg)


ALMA:

** Sshhhh...s'alright Jenny ..s'alright..  **

%%
Great, all I need tonight is Ennis losing his temper and causing a scene.  As long as he is in that mood, he aint gettin none tonight.. >:(
%%

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Post by: DeeDee on August 27, 2006, 11:23:45 pm
YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis whips around and in one kick, knocks out the other biker.))

%% Guess I'll be sleepin' on the couch tonite.  Alma looks mad, but I need to show who's the man 'round here.%%

(( Ennis turns to Alma who is walking away.))
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Post by: Meryl on August 27, 2006, 11:32:40 pm

BIKER #2:


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bird003.gif)(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bird003.gif)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bird003.gif)
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Post by: Lumière on August 27, 2006, 11:36:25 pm
((Fireworks bursting, lighting up the night sky..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Animes/b958484e.gif)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Animes/b958484e.gif)(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Animes/b958484e.gif)

 ))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/7885c209.jpg)


**
Looks like we'll be going home early tonight my lil darlins, I expect daddy won't wanna stick around here much longer ..
**


((Alma looks over in Ennis' direction.. terrified, slightly scared to speak..))


** Ennis, let's just go home..  I had hoped we could sit here in peace and enjoy the fireworks ..**


%% But ya had to jus' get angry and burst out like that.. :(  %%

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Post by: Meryl on August 27, 2006, 11:48:52 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Enniskicking.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/EnnisFuckinTeeth2.jpg)

BIKER #2:

** Uhhh, what was that y'said?  Somethin' about teeth? **
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Post by: Lumière on August 28, 2006, 12:00:15 am
AUDIENCE MEMBER:


(http://us.inmagine.com/168nwm/stockdisc/sd165/254505sdc.jpg)

** Woohoo... ;D  Go Ennis!  :D  **


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/fa5ef51a.gif)



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Post by: Mikaela on August 28, 2006, 03:17:34 am
MONROE:

((While rushing frantically through the crowd, distinctly hears a question drifting loopily - or fuzzily - after him:))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Hey, MONROE, when you go down the produce aisle, do you ever think everyone is looking at you, like they know?  **


((Panics some more))

%% Pretend you didn't hear, pretend you didn't hear, there's nothing to hear, here! %%

** 'Course I sometimes think so. And on those days when I go over to the fresh meats selection, there's every last little pork chop looking at me, like they all know too......... **

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/c3a3f0f4.jpg)

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Post by: welliwont on August 28, 2006, 04:29:41 am

==CALL SHEET
aka WE ARE RIGHT ABOUT HERE NOW:


ACT II -- SCENE # 39 – LUREEN GETS JACK
and the Performers will be:
Jack  -  Daniel
Lureen  -  Ray
Announcer for Lureen's and Jack's rides - Chantelle (FuzzyChanny)
Bartender in Lureen scene - Jeff Wrangler
Singer – Sarah (henrypie)


ACT II -- SCENE # 40 – ENNIS DROPS THE KIDDIES OFF AT ALMA'S WORK
and the Performers will be:
Ennis  -  DeeDee
Alma  -  Milli (Lucise)
Young Alma Jr  -  Becky
Young Jenny  -  Courtney (cmr107)
Munroe  -  Mikaela


ACT II -- SCENE # 41 – JACK BECOMES A FATHER
and the Performers will be:
Jack  -  Daniel
Lureen  -  Ray
Fayette Newsome  -  Barbara (Goadra)
L.D. Newsome  -  Scott F.
Bobby  -  Flashframe777


THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION STAFF ARE DUE ON SET:
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director  -  Celeste (YaadPyar)
High Priestess  -  Meryl
Props Magician  -  Anke (Pipedream)
Sycophantic Assistant  -  Clarissa (Ellemeno)
Production Psychologists - Statler & Waldorf  -  ?   &   ?


THE FOLLOWING VIRTUAL ACTORS DUE ON SET:
Guy Raphaelson, Marketing Advisor  -  Daniel
Lucise Indapaddock (as himself)  -  Milli (Lucise)
Mystery Shopper(s)  -  Casting Extra(s)


THE FOLLOWING NON-HUMAN ACTORS DUE ON SET:
Terry Cloth (formerly known as Warshrag)  -  alec716
Jack's Body Butter  -  Nicky (Saucycobblers)
Vicks VapoRub -  alec716
Jack's Pants - Melinda (Sashca1007)
Owl Olivia  -  Anke (Pipedream)


THE  IMPROV PLAYERS:
any former Player who would like to reprise their role
any other BetterMostian who cares to jump in==


CD JT


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Post by: Ray on August 28, 2006, 07:16:46 am
YEE   HAWWWWW!!!!

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Rodeo-Clown-4.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Rodeo-Clown-4.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Rodeo-Clown-4.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Rodeo-Clown-4.gif)
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Post by: alec716 on August 28, 2006, 11:32:37 am
MONROE:

((While rushing frantically through the crowd, distinctly hears a question drifting loopily - or fuzzily - after him:))

TERRY CLOTH:

**  Hey, MONROE, when you go down the produce aisle, do you ever think everyone is looking at you, like they know?  *8

((Panics some more))

%% Pretend you didn't hear, pretend you didn't hear, there's nothing to hear, here! %%

** 'Course I sometimes think so. And on those days when I go over to the fresh meats selection, there's every last little pork chop looking at me, like they all know too......... **


(( TERRY CLOTH, though he thinks MONROE is adorable  ;) , cannot help but tease him...  ))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Can't go in the condiments aisle, either, can ya, Bud?  **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/262439JoQN_w.jpg) (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/262524afHE_w.jpg)


**  And it ain't even safe to snake down the dairy aisle, is it?  **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/262774TyBX_w.jpg)


YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis is trying to shake the pain out of his hand.  He just punched this biker dude and memories of him punching Jack took over his mind.))

(( Ennis desperately looks around forTERRY to wipe the blood off his knuckles, but all he sees is this well endowed gray towel.))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Look, ENNIS, flattery will usually get you everywhere, but can this family go nowhere without having major bodily disharge issues?!  Servin' as this BLANKET ain't no picnic... I got your blood, a smidge a VICK's from where ALMA is sittin', snot from some Boy Scout with a pollen allergy, JENNY's pee, and let me tell you ALMA JUNIOR ain't exactly got her diaper on too tight neither, she must a heard them fancy French biker guys talkin' about poop-on mustard.  This is a g-dd*mn bitch of an unsatisfactory hygiene situation.  Now just stop thinkin' a JACK until I get laundered again, OK?!  The fireworks are doin' enough exploding for one night.  Sheesh....   >:(  ))
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Post by: Daniel on August 29, 2006, 12:51:26 am
YEE   HAWWWWW!!!!

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Rodeo-Clown-4.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Rodeo-Clown-4.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Rodeo-Clown-4.gif)(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Rodeo-Clown-4.gif)

YOUNG JACK:

((Jack tries to see whats goin' on in the three-point race that everyone's hollering about...))

%% Hey, hold the horses!! Ain't that Jimbo in there? Someone needs to get in there and help him out!! Apparently too much Bimbo ain't too good fer ya. But I coulda told 'em that.%%

((Jack directs his attention to the red blur flashing by on the horse's back.))

%% And this pretty little filly is just prancing around for attention, leavin' poor Jimbo out there in that Texas heat. Someone get 'em some water at least!!%%
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Post by: Daniel on August 29, 2006, 12:55:46 am
((MEANWHILE .. Back at Lucise's trailer..))


**
Umm, Guy .. Like I said to you before, I got something I wanna talk to ya about.  Um, it has been on my mind for days and I can't seem to focus on anything, just look at the knitting I tried to do there, just horrible ..  Anyway, you feel like talking now ..?  It's jus' that I really need to get this thing off my chest.. Wait, I need a stiff drink, fancy some whiskey or something?
**



GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy looks up, concerned by the note of worry in Lucise's voice.))

**What's wrong? Did something happen, Lucise? Are the sheep alright? Did Ms. Snow's refrigeration unit give out? Have the elephants stopped digesting properly?--**

((Guy shakes his head.))

**Oh no, that can't be it. I'm sorry, Lucise, I've got work on the brain. This sounds serious, whatever it is you have to tell me. I guess I'd better get a drink if you think its that serious.**
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Post by: Lumière on August 29, 2006, 01:11:55 am
INDAPADDOCK:

((Lucise pours some whiskey for Guy and himself ..

(http://www.tourismireland.jp/images/interest_ireland/whiskey_glass.jpg)(http://www.tourismireland.jp/images/interest_ireland/whiskey_glass.jpg)

..and proceeds to sit beside Guy, taking Guy's hands in his and looking straight into his eyes..))


**
Guy, I do have something to tell you.  Umm, I really don't know how to get it out.  Please bear with me..thing is..umm, I got a letter the other day from my Ma and ..umm, she would like me to return home and take over the sheep operation we got goin' there.  I don't know, but I think she has been looking for nice girls I could marry too..shit, I dont know..
**


((Lucise lets go of Guy's hands and grabs his whiskey glass, emptying its contents in one gulp..))

**
Umm..thing is..I know she needs me.  I know I can't leave her when she wants me by her side ..  But I dint tell her yet that I am in love with someone here .. that I would like to stick around here and keep working on Broken Arsed Woolen Ecstacy products and get to spend more time with ..you.  Leaving Broken Arsed is proving to be harder than I ever imagined..shit!  I just can't ...
**


((Lucise lowers his head, holding it in his hands, his eyes starting to tear up ..))

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Post by: Daniel on August 30, 2006, 12:40:30 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy is perplexed, agitated, and worried by Lucise's heartfelt apologetic explanation.))

((He gets up and begins to pace around the trailer.))

**This isn't fair, Lucise. I just met you... Does she need you right away?**

((Guy waits for a moment for Lucise to respond, then charges forward anyway, still agitated.))

**Maybe she doesn't need you right away. You can at least stay with m-... I mean stay and finish the production with us, right? So many of our other production members have gone missing on various trips. First Terry Cloth gets kidnapped, then JBB vanishes somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean (Do you think he was near that Bermuda Triangle?), and then we have a missing announcer, and now you have to go.... Where is home anyway?**
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Post by: Ellemeno on August 30, 2006, 02:29:47 am
Dearest Wonderful Performers,

Effective immediately, I am resigning as Casting Director, and as Mr. Raymille's assistant.  I haven't been keeping up with the job well for the last couple of weeks, and it's not fair to you all.

I'll admit that when someone I roped into offered a role to is particularly funny, or brilliant, or poignant, I feel a certain self-congratulatory tender pride.

Love,

Elle

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Post by: Sashca1007 on August 30, 2006, 03:41:37 am
EllemeNO-O-O-O-OOOOO!!!!!   :'(  :'(  :'(  >:(  ???
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Post by: YaadPyar on August 30, 2006, 05:22:04 pm
(( Upon hearing of Ellemeno's resignation, the FSD bows deeply in respect to Ellemeno's great contribution to the Performance Thread.  The FSD then bestows upon her a special gift that is known as the most potent and popular enhancer of good fortune, a powerful magnifier of wealth, business, prosperity and riches. ))

** It is a Natural Crystal Lotus Water Fountain.  The rolling ball water feature is designed with a crystal carved lotus.  The lotus is carved from the superior natural Yellow Flourite crystal; yellow is also the color of wealth, royalty and power, and yellow crystals in specific belong to Period 8's gemstone, which means they produce the maximum earth energy to spark up your luck for Period 8's earth element. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/crstalwaterball.jpg)

** While the FSD will miss Ellemeno's servile, puerile, obsequiously sycophantic fawning over Director Raymille, she wishes her the best and wonders if she won't reappear in another incarnation at another time... **
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 30, 2006, 05:25:16 pm
Thank U so much, Elle, for encouraging me. U saw in me the hidden Alma and Aguirre. I even had to jump from Aguirre's trailer to Alma's bedroom with not enough time to take the toothpick out of my mouth!! Say you'll stay on as LSP horse, though!!!
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Post by: welliwont on August 31, 2006, 12:19:26 am

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
S.E.R.V.I.C.E   A.N.N.O.U.N.C.E.M.E.N.T
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


The Continuity Director would like to step up at this hallowed moment in time and volunteer for the role of Casting Director as well.  The two roles (Continuity Dir. and Casting Dir.) are actually very co-minglingly synergenic and will blend together just like the cherries and batter of Mrs. Twist's famous cherry cake!  Yum yum!    :D

I expect a few of you have noticed that there is a lull happenin' here on the stage of B.A.M.  --  not to worry, the performers are just recharging their batteries, and will be back before much longer.  Roly-poly Monroe was gone for just a coupla days, and is back tonight, DeeDee went on a little visit to her family, and she will be back tomorrow night or Friday.  So that's is the scoop with that.

We just have the same re-occuring prob that we had last week, the Announcer just refuses to show up!!   :-\   Last week we were lucky enough that Michael Jackson was in town, and he filled the Announcer's shoes and something else as well - for us.  I (Stevie?) Wonder who will be able to do so this week???

C&CD JT

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Post by: alec716 on August 31, 2006, 09:52:28 am

We just have the same re-occuring prob that we had last week, the Announcer just refuses to show up!!   :-\   Last week we were lucky enough that Michael Jackson was in town, and he filled the Announcer's shoes and something else as well - for us.  I (Stevie?) Wonder who will be able to do so this week???

C&CD JT



MICHAEL JACKSON: (in that girlish and whispery voice, so unique unless you count his sister Janet's, which has become endlessly grating to the ears of BetterMostians everywhere...   ;))

Why, Mr. C&C Director, what a great idea!  Let me get my friend for you!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/MJ2020Stevie20Wonder202_jpg.jpg)


STEVIE WONDER: (in a refreshingly masculine voice)

Hey everyone ... great to, um, see you.. or not!   ;)


MICHAEL JACKSON:

OK, bye, everyone!  It's been great to perform with all of you! 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/jackson21.jpg)


I might be seeing you in Child-ress ... always loved that town, don't know why...  ;)  ... but now I have to go to my new volunteer job as a tour guide at a major new cultural center!!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/65740lQSp_w.jpg) (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/jackomuseum.jpg)

(( To the collective relief of BetterMostians worldwide, MICHAEL JACKSON departs the B.A.M. set.  AUDIENCE cheers.  Occasional sobs of gratitude for the return of what passes for, um, ahem, normalcy here on the Performance Thread are heard.  ;)  ))
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Post by: alec716 on August 31, 2006, 02:55:41 pm

((  STEVIE wonders if this is, in fact, the right gig for him.  ))


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/natural03.jpg)

STEVIE WONDER:

** I was just thinking... maybe I am not so well suited for this job  ... who's going to announce to the ANNOUNCER?   ;)   I gotta think strategically about my career and not just let blind ambition take over.  Maybe someone else better do this!  **


(( MICHAEL JACKSON, his departure from the B.A.M. set disasterously short-lived, tries to reel in another superstar pal for the job. ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/whlv0114.jpg)

MICHAEL JACKSON:

C'mon, girl, I know you can do it!


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/350516.jpg)

WHITNEY HOUSTON (loud, angry and insulted and detoxing):

NO!  I don't announce for JACK.  JACK is whack!  JACK is cheap.  Why would I announce for JACK when I can announce for top-shelf ENNIS?!

&&  Anyone who thinks that I have bottomed out has not met JACK TWIST!  &&


(( And having heard that TIMMY'S CHILD was onset,

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/timmyschild/DSC05945.jpg)

WHITNEY HOUSTON moves off in search of a little crack.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/203637.jpg)  ))


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Post by: alec716 on August 31, 2006, 04:24:29 pm
** Alec is not trying to hog the Thread here, it's just working out that way  ;)  ... it is just painfully apparent from the paucity of posts that the show cannot go on until a new ANNOUNCER is located... so here goes.... just pitchin' in...  ;)  **

(( While stretching out at the plastic surgeon's office, MICHAEL JACKSON prepares for his next attempt to Turn Back Time and tries to relax and figure out who the next ANNOUNCER can be...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/11620-Feels-Pretty--So-Pretty_w-1.jpg) ))

((  Fortuitously, MICHAEL JACKSON spies an appropriately dressed toothpick of an old friend across the medical suite and, projecting his gleeful and whispery voice as far as he can, says... ))

Hey, I can't believe I am seeing you today!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/ringmaster.jpg)

Look, CHER, there's this gig...

((  CHER immediately cuts him off.  ))

CHER:

Look, whatever it is, you got me, Babe.  I have costumes and wigs I never even got to wear during the second decade of my farewell tour.  Just give me the info and I'm there for you.  I'll stick my neck out for you.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/Cher20w20bangs20-20LG.jpg)

That's what friends are for.


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/dionneWarwick.jpg)

DIONNE WARWICK:

Hey, don't steal my lyric!


CHER:

Where'd she come from?  One of her psychic friends tell her we were here?  Anyway, MICHAEL, Believe me, I'd never let you down.  What, you think I got a Heart of Stone?

(( CHER snatches the C&C Director's Call Sheet from MICHAEL JACKSON's hand and hurries to the B.A.M. set.  ))





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Post by: Meryl on August 31, 2006, 10:21:16 pm

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Bikers-Nintendo.jpg)

((BIKER #1 and BIKER #2, recovering from their disastrous encounter with YOUNG ENNIS at the Fourth of July picnic, kick back and enjoy some Nintendo in their room at the Siesta Motel, ironically kept company by an actual pussy sent over by the sympathetic Monroe, along with a gift basket of nutritious gourmet goodies.))

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Post by: Mikaela on September 01, 2006, 02:23:02 am
((Meanwhile, Monroe himself is taking some time out at a mountain garden retreat where a famous yogi imparts serenity to hungry minds))


==After having gotten on in there, untangling his five straying siblings at last from the partying crowds, Monroe was ready to collapse. What with his realizations concerning BAA's hubby and the consequent dire dangers to culinarily tending guys like himself, there was no way he could remain in Riverton without regaining some sort of strength of mind first.

He gathered up the kids, recollected that brimming picnic basket, sent it on to the bikers as a gift (seeing he could not eat a bite himself what with all the stress and worry) - and took off.


At the retreat, while taking in the beauty of the landscape, and the entirely meagre austerity of the diet, he's been given a code word by the yogi. It's a mantra to repeat over and over whenever thoughts of French Cuisine appear in his mind - to repell and quell those sometimes overwhelming urges to prepare delicate dishes and to snack on gourmet tidbits: ==

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/d57de9c5.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on September 01, 2006, 02:53:32 am
((A little belatedly, The Wind blows in))

(poussière=dust)

%% La poussière dans le vent... %%

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/ervilhokinha/allweareisdustinthewind.gif)
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Post by: alec716 on September 01, 2006, 11:43:56 am
((Meanwhile, Monroe himself is taking some time out at a mountain garden retreat where a famous yogi imparts serenity to hungry minds))

At the retreat, while taking in the beauty of the landscape, and the entirely meagre austerity of the diet, he's been given a code word by the yogi. It's a mantra to repeat over and over whenever thoughts of French Cuisine appear in his mind - to repell and quell those sometimes overwhelming urges to prepare delicate dishes and to snack on gourmet tidbits: ==

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/d57de9c5.jpg)


(( CHER is always glad to help old friends like MICHAEL JACKSON (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/82876626839-m1.jpg) and new friends like MONROE, whom she finds adorable    ;) .  ))

CHER (in that distinctive, alluring and occasionally profanity-laden baritone voice which some people might mistake for that of the FSD with a cold  ;) , several octaves lower than the not-missed-by-BetterMostians MICHAEL JACKSON):

Hey, MONROE!  Your palate is too g-d*mn special to eat just beans all the time!  Here are some recipes to keep you going...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/cher6.jpg)

Let's see what you and I can whip up, Grocer Boy!   ;)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/whip.jpg)

&& Alec's note: now if our own r-andy ENNIS would just write a book...!  &&
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Post by: welliwont on September 02, 2006, 03:01:30 pm

**The novice Casting Director is puzzled…. no sooner has she usurped the Role of Casting Director, has the B.A.M. stage gone eerily silent!!**

CONTINUITY & CASTING DIRECTOR JAKETWIST:

%%What a strange turn of events, could these two situations be related?  Or is this just a cruel coincidence??

Or could it simply be that each of three of the players in the immediate next scene  --  THE ANNOUNCER, LUREEN, and JACK, are each waiting for the other to go next?  Is this the real reason for this standstill?  Well I think that either THE ANNOUNCER or LUREEN can say the next line, and then JACK will say his line, etc. etc. etc. and of course the BARTENDER after that, but they know that, they don’t need me to butt in…  and anyway, how can I talk to them if they turn off their Blackberrys?

Oh, if only our beloved Director Raymille were here, he would know how to get the ball rolling again!  This job is too stressful, I think I need to have another session with Statler and Waldorf, maybe they might even renew my prescription?%%


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Post by: Ray on September 02, 2006, 06:35:08 pm


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Hat.gif)

Wad are ya waitn fer, a freeken bra and knickers as well?!
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Post by: alec716 on September 02, 2006, 06:39:54 pm
Wad are ya waitn fer, a freeken bra and knickers as well?!


CHER:

Look, MR. RAYMILLE, if you had to share a dressing room with WHITNEY HOUSTON,

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/whitney_houstons_crack3.jpg)

you'd still be looking for your effen' bra and knickers too! 
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Post by: Daniel on September 02, 2006, 06:52:44 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Distracted from trying to see if Jimbo was allright by a red blurry object rolling by, Jack focuses his attention on the red hat more closely.))

%% Is that a Vera Wang Royal Carmine Limited Edition? Those are upwards of $700.00. It shouldn't be rolling around in the dust like that.%%

((Jack snatches the hat off the ground and dusts it off a bit. He admires the signature on the label inside.))

%% Now who could this belong to? That girl in the red I reckon.%%

Ma'am, I think ya dropped this.

((Jack reluctantly holds the hat out to the girl, admiring the way the fur felt feels against his hand. He wondered for a moment if he would look good in it. Would Jimbo notice him or think it was silly. Would Ennis.... Jack wasn't quite ready to go down that line.))
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Post by: alec716 on September 02, 2006, 06:53:41 pm

(( CHER remembers that she is CHER and does not need knickers or a bra.  That should save some time.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/cost_turnbacktime.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on September 02, 2006, 06:59:44 pm


(( Before running to the ANNOUNCER's booth high above the rodeo ring, a still undergarment-impaired CHER leaves some bait outside her trailer for that hottie stud-muffin man MONROE.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/tf157-1l.jpg)

CHER:

Can I have one more minute to try to find a bra, please?!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/asongforthelonely.jpg)

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Post by: alec716 on September 02, 2006, 07:08:03 pm

CHER:

OK, alright, alright, sometimes a girl just needs a minute to find the perfect outfit for the occasion!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/cher_red_cowboy3_web.jpg)

(( Cowgirl CHER ascends the stairs to the ANNOUNCER's booth.  ))
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Post by: henrypie on September 02, 2006, 07:12:29 pm

Mi-mi-mi-mi....

(warming up)

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Post by: alec716 on September 02, 2006, 07:19:32 pm

(( Having effectuated one more costume change while ascending the stairs to the ANNOUNCER's booth, CHER grips the microphone and welcomes the crowd.  Her husky and alluring baritone floats over the crowd like Dust in the Wind... oh wait, we're in Texas, not Kansas.. sorry  ;) ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/turnbacktime.jpg)

CHER:

Hello all you gypsies, tramps, thieves, & rodeo clowns!  Before we talk about LUREEN, I just gotta ask, anyone know where MONROE is?
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Post by: YaadPyar on September 02, 2006, 07:57:23 pm
** The art of Feng Shui prescribes the use of faceted crystals, especially balls to facilitate the flow of positive energy.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Crystalfacets.jpg)

** Additionally, the ba gua mirror is the ultimate feng shui device to create good fortune and to protect against bad energy.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Mirrorbagua.jpg)


** In an apparent tour de force of feng shui, there's been a confluence of a faceted crystal and ba gua mirror, resulting in a whole new energetic experience! **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/CherMirror.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on September 02, 2006, 08:01:51 pm
** The art of Feng Shui prescribes the use of faceted crystals, especially balls to facilitate the flow of positive energy.  Additionally, the ba gua mirror is the ultimate feng shui device to create good fortune and to protect against bad energy. 

[

(( Feeling brave, CHER asks... ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/bangbang.jpg)

CHER:

Speaking of balls and force  ;) , again I ask, WHERE IS MONROE?
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Post by: Mikaela on September 03, 2006, 06:20:58 am
THE SELF-APPOINTED GURU at the “FINE FOOD IS FUTILE” TREATMENT RETREAT:


((Has retired to the windowless room for the inmates’ guests’ contemplation and confession of culinary wrongdoings – which also happens to be where all meals are served.))

((Is preparing the inmates' guests’ main meal for the day, especially designed to demonstrate how all culinary delight is vain. This is an important part of the cure.))


**I’m happy to have found my calling in life! Instead of wasting my talents on ungratefully dumb hungry shepherds, I can help those poor souls who cry out for help in their dire need to fight their inappropriate culinary urges.**


((Opens the last can of beans to be served for the day. All is now ready.))


**I’ve a true talent! I can cure them! Help them get their lascivious haute cuisine urges under control! Permanent lock and key! I was born to spread the message that what you stuff in your gob is meant for survival and life’s continuance, not pleasure! THERE'S TO BE NO DELIGHT!**


((Notices a slip of paper on the floor. It has been pushed under the door a while ago, but the light is so dim in the contemplation room that the note has gone unnoticed. Picks note up and reads:  ))


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/83199f9a.jpg)

Revered and enlightened guru,

It is with regret but also with self-accptance that I have to inform you I’m leaving the Retreat for good. After much soul-searching I’ve realized that my culinary delights define me. I am a gastronome! I WILL ALWAYS SAY THAT PROUDLY FROM THIS DAY ON when I look in the mirror!  Even if I may have to hide this REAL me away from the world, and I realize I will have to live in danger and fear of one day being spotted while preparing Chicken Marengo, so be it. I cannot hide the truth from myself. I’m not ashamed. I will no longer run from who I am.

All the best, and please please please would you at least heat those beans of yours properly before you serve them, for hygiene reasons if not for culinary ones!!!

Yours in hungry haste,
Monroe




%% S**t! There goes another one! I have to work harder to cure'em! Feed’em less, – scare’em more! %%
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Post by: Mikaela on September 03, 2006, 06:34:05 am
== Cher, you'd better pay attention!  ;) ==


MONROE:

((Is redlining it all the way back to Riverton, filled with immense happiness and relief. Spies an overfilled deluxe picnic basket enticingly placed outside a mysterious trailer))

** Oh-wow! Haven’t seen food like that since forever!! I’m so starved for delicacies I could scream!  Must take a closer look! **

((Pics up picnic basket. Looks for a moment at the cook book there: ))

%% Ennis? Oh my, what a strange coincidence! Or – can it possibly be a pointer from above? %%

((Walks up to the trailer door and knocks politely.))


Hello? Anyone there? Is this your gourmet basket? Would you mind sharing a tidbit or two, or at least a recipe? Helloooooo?


((Takes one look inside as door swings open on well-greased hinges))

((Stares in horror and disbelief))

Screams !!!


== What has happened? Did he just now discover that the cowboy hat emoticons have been removed in the upgrade? Or is it something else and even more shocking? ==
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Post by: Mikaela on September 03, 2006, 06:08:11 pm
MONROE:

(( Feeling certain that he just came within an inch of a massive heart attack, MONROE realizes that it's not CHER herself but a life-sized CHER cardboard standee that scared the living daylights out of him with a vengeance in the trailer:))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/cost_turnbacktime.jpg)

~~ CHER always leaves this beauty behind to welcome guests while she's away on jobs. Wouldn't want guests to be robbed of her magnificence at any time, you know ~~


** I've never been this horrified in my life! Those clothes....  She'd freeze to death in a second if she ever ventured to Wyoming in that outfit! Freeze her bits right off fer sure! Perhaps that'd be for the best though.**

((Shakes head, sighing longingly))

**Luckily, the woman of my dreams knows how to dress with a view to both the extremely flattering and the entirely sensible! Oh, my one and only BAA! In my most cherished dreams you appear in this beautiful, alluring and classy attire: **

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/a4af2669.jpg)


%% Well, there's nobody here. The horrific standee shock has left me more peckish than ever. I really need to recharge my batteries with a 5-course dinner or some such. Suppose I'd better be on my way. %%



=aside=
Monroe has had the PT all to himself all day! Where is everyone? Well, at the rodeo, of course - but why don't they report in??
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Post by: Meryl on September 03, 2006, 06:56:21 pm
((Before heading off for parts unknown, in gratitude for Monroe's solicitous care and feeding, BIKER #1 and BIKER #2 send him a framed photo to remember them by, accompanied by a complimentary subscription to their bi-monthly newsletter, Bike Appetit.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/BIkerPortrait.jpg)
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Post by: Ray on September 03, 2006, 08:45:01 pm


((Gallop Gallop around the barrels.))  %%Haeck, I hopes ay hitched thaet hat on all firm like now.  I would haete it to flae off at some cruecial point in thah storay!%%  ((Gallop Gallop Gallop))
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Post by: Daniel on September 03, 2006, 08:46:45 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack waves the hat in the air.))

** It already flew off, ma'am! I got it right here. You wanna come 'n get it? **
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Post by: Ray on September 03, 2006, 08:49:20 pm
%%Cor, there's a bit 'o oright!%% 

Hey git yer freekin' ands orf me 'at!

%%Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen I always say!%%
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Post by: Daniel on September 03, 2006, 08:51:46 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack has some difficulty understanding the woman.))

Ma'am, if you spit out your tobacco, I might could hear ya better.
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Post by: Ray on September 03, 2006, 08:58:54 pm


((HHUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKK TTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO))

I saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid... I think I'll give a flirtatious nod, take the hat, and canter off into the crowd!  OOOkkkaaaaaaaaaaay?! 

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Post by: Daniel on September 03, 2006, 09:01:12 pm
YOUNG JACK

((Jack sighs as the girl in red gallops off.))

%% There goes a fine hat. %%
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Post by: Ray on September 03, 2006, 09:06:23 pm
((Canter Canter Canter)) Sorry... oops, 'scuse me..., well move your foot, oh, get up.................!  I didn't run over him!  He was like that when I cantered through the crowd! 
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Post by: Daniel on September 03, 2006, 09:09:14 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack heads towards the bull pens but it momentarily distracted by screams of pain from the crowd. He looks back, sees the girl on the horse again.))

%% She always in a hurry? I thought she was racing? %%
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Post by: YaadPyar on September 03, 2006, 09:58:49 pm
(( The FSD positions these beautiful Feng Shui room dividers in red fabric and gold calligraphy print, for good fortune (even the FSD was surprised that there were Feng Shui room dividers!). The fine satin fabric is opaque, so very little light comes through, providing complete privacy.  Lureen has requested this to provide privacy for her between scenes. ))

** The FSD's only concern is that Lureen will have to fight Director Raymille for use of these lovely red dividers. **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/shojiscreen.jpg)(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/shojiscreen.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on September 03, 2006, 11:39:01 pm
== Cher, you'd better pay attention!  ;) ==

MONROE:

((Is redlining it all the way back to Riverton, filled with immense happiness and relief. Spies an overfilled deluxe picnic basket enticingly placed outside a mysterious trailer))

** Oh-wow! Haven’t seen food like that since forever!! I’m so starved for delicacies I could scream!  Must take a closer look! **



**Luckily, the woman of my dreams knows how to dress with a view to both the extremely flattering and the entirely sensible! Oh, my one and only BAA! In my most cherished dreams you appear in this beautiful, alluring and classy attire: **

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/a4af2669.jpg)

%% Well, there's nobody here. The horrific standee shock has left me more peckish than ever. I really need to recharge my batteries with a 5-course dinner or some such. Suppose I'd better be on my way. %%

=aside=
Monroe has had the PT all to himself all day! Where is everyone? Well, at the rodeo, of course - but why don't they report in??

(( MONROE had the PT to himself all day because CHER was trying everything she could think of to get her mind off of MONROE.  She tried spending time with her BAGEL BOY

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/rob.jpg)

but could not stop looking for GROCER BOY MONROE everywhere she went.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/1180581.jpg)

She treated MICHAEL JACKSON'S BOY SCOUTS to a day of beauty at the spa

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/arubadancers.jpg)

and she even thought about partying with TINA, but didn't want to meth up her day.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/chertina1.jpg)

But, sadly, nothing worked.  ))

CHER (thinking to herself in that recognizable and husky voice):

&&  Flattering, alluring, sensible, and classy... like I am not known for those wardrobe choices!!  GROCER BOY better get his head out of the condiments aisle and take me a la cart(e)!  &&

(( CHER picks a out a few flattering, alluring, sensible, and classy ensembles for the road trip ahead...  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/halloween.jpg) (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/9195.jpg)  (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/oscardress85.jpg)

&&  And I'll show him that he's not the only one who packs a full basket.  &&

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/Picnic_Basket_3_015Fnl_500w.jpg)

**  And now it's time to find that man!  **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/chercar.jpg)

((  The squealing of car wheels is drowned out by the squealing of MICHAEL JACKSON's newly coiffed BOY SCOUTS as CHER pulls out of the B.A.M. set in search of MONROE.  ))
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Post by: Meryl on September 04, 2006, 12:01:38 am

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/mb-candles-big.jpg)

((The HIGH PRIESTESS organizes an emergency candlelight vigil to pray for the safety of both YOUNG JACK and MONROE))
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Post by: alec716 on September 04, 2006, 01:17:30 am
((The HIGH PRIESTESS organizes an emergency candlelight vigil to pray for the safety of both YOUNG JACK and MONROE))

((  CHER, suddenly feeling Pharoah-scious, (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/Cher88.jpg), is horrified at the way in which the HIGHLY VIGILANT PRIESTESS dresses her Boy Scouts.  ))



((Before heading off for parts unknown, in gratitude for Monroe's solicitous care and feeding, BIKER #1 and BIKER #2 send him a framed photo to remember them by, accompanied by a complimentary subscription to their bi-monthly newsletter, Bike Appetit.))

&& note from Alec: by the way, Meryl, I wouldn't give that magazine house vroom!   ;)  &&
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Post by: Mikaela on September 04, 2006, 02:39:32 am
MONROE:

(( Getting closer to Riverton. Has once more been redlining it, can't get back home fast enough, driving like mad, because he's occasionally plagued by this strange and frigthening scarecrow vision. It seems to signify that some dire danger is closing in: ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/oscardress85.jpg)


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Post by: Ray on September 04, 2006, 07:03:44 am


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Recognised.jpg)

Go away, I'm watching my Child's future being crushed!


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Post by: alec716 on September 04, 2006, 01:33:14 pm
MONROE:

(( Getting closer to Riverton. Has once more been redlining it, can't get back home fast enough, driving like mad, because he's occasionally plagued by this strange and frigthening scarecrow vision. It seems to signify that some dire danger is closing in: ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/oscardress85.jpg)

((  CHER, always the humble public servant, makes a brief detour from her pursuit of MONROE in order to pick up BOB MACKIE

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/vaol_cher.jpg)

and deliver him to the B.A.M. set so that he may make life a more glamorous place for the HIGH PRIESTESS' tragically clad and under-coiffed BOY SCOUTS.  Shortly after this, CHER is run off the B.A.M. set by the as-usual-wearing-red MR. RAYMILLE 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/takemehome.jpg)

and resumes her pursuit of MONROE, who fortunately has been slowed down by the terrifying appearance of yet another scarecrow, this one ahead of him,

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/65726inPM_w.jpg)

because fortunately for CHER she had been able to reach MICHAEL JACKSON on her cell phone.

Finally overtaking MONROE on the open road, and doing her best to look alluring, sensible, and classy,

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/cher06.jpg)

CHER suggests a picnic and hands him a treat...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/mustard_was_a_request--large-msg-11.jpg).  ))

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Post by: Mikaela on September 04, 2006, 01:57:32 pm
** Gulp!! **

%% Is she for real? Is this for real? %%

%% I think I may have seen that face before, it's quite distinct consisting of 90% cheekbones as it does, but there's always been too much to distract from the face.....    :o %%

((Backs up against the car door, regrets getting out of the car at all))

Ma'am? Are you quite sure this sausage is for me? I've got no sausage for you.....

((Blushes like mad))
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Post by: alec716 on September 04, 2006, 02:18:25 pm

(( CHER half-whispers in an alluring, sensible, and classy way and fully longs for MONROE to deflower her.  CHER hopes that MONROE is fully long for her.   ;)  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/Cherlove1.jpg)


CHER:

I'm quite sure there is a sausage in there for me, silly man, and you know I have a big appetite!  ;)  You just don't know the effect you have on me, MONROE.  And unlike virtually all of my hair colors and facial features, it's real.  C'mon, let me take you away from all this... we can leave that Riverton grocery store and open a

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/cherbill.jpg) 

Cherbuck's Starbuck's wherever you want!



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Post by: nakymaton on September 04, 2006, 02:44:13 pm
The BULL:

((Meanwhile, the bull has mostly recovered from his encounter with Michael Jackson and the Boy Scouts. Unfortunately, it took significant quantities of prescription and over-the-counter medications, which left the bull with the tendency to fall aslee..........))

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

((...at the drop of a hat.))

((So Sleepy the Bull is now currently snoozing in the waiting pen, in preparation for the next bull ride.))
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Post by: Mikaela on September 04, 2006, 02:45:39 pm
MONROE:

Ma'am, if my heart were free, be assured I'd take you up on your loony generous, frightening alluring and indecent classy demand offer.

As it is, I'm saving my sausage. My sausage is completely spoken for.

Anyway, you probably do know sausages are unhealthy, don't you? Hot dogs, wieners, salami........ very unhealthy. Ruins your looks. You look like you care for preserving your exterior. Certainly your plastic surgeon does. Hasn't he ordered you strictly off all types of sausages?



** Help me, I'm blathering like a fool, but what else can I do? The way she's staring at me hungrily, you'd think I was a Lobster Thermidor to be devoured! Once I stop blathering she'll probably just knock me over the head with those knockers and drag me off! **

((Stares desperately up and down the empty road, hoping against hope for a couple of bikers or some fighting-spirit cowboy to appear to the rescue))

%% Heeeeeelp!! %%

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Post by: nakymaton on September 04, 2006, 02:49:15 pm
BIKER #2:

((Unfortunately, Biker #2's knock to the head caused a personal transformation, and Biker #2 has checked into a meditation center to attempt to become one with the universe.))

(http://webcontent.harpercollins.com/images/large/0688002307.jpg)
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Post by: nakymaton on September 04, 2006, 02:54:22 pm
SNOW:

((As CHER continues trying to seduce MONROE, the sky begins to darken, the temperature begins to drop, and big, cold, wet flakes of snow begin to fall onto CHER's ample cleavage.))

(http://www.digitalsportszone.com/Wyoming%20snow%20coaches%2012-28-02.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on September 04, 2006, 02:58:17 pm
MONROE:

** Help me, I'm blathering like a fool, but what else can I do? The way she's staring at me hungrily, you'd think I was a Lobster Thermidor to be devoured! Once I stop blathering she'll probably just knock me over the head with those knockers and drag me off! **

((Stares desperately up and down the empty road, hoping against hope for a couple of bikers or some fighting-spirit cowboy to appear to the rescue))

%% Heeeeeelp!! %%



(( CHER thinks, apparently mistakenly, that MONROE is staring desperately up and down her full length.  She lays down upon the SNOW and her hopes rise.  CHER hopes her hopes are not all that rise today.    ;)  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/cher10.jpg)


CHER:

C'mon, MONROE, it's getting cold, and I'll make you see fireworks!  

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/wayne.jpg)

(or at least a tacky headress!)
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Post by: Mikaela on September 04, 2006, 03:06:04 pm
MONROE:


((Prays for an avalanche))

**Today, If you please! Right now! The day after tomorrow is not an option here!! **

((The cold sets MONROE to shivering, in fact his teeth are soon chattering uncontrollably))

** I've got to quit this hammering! She'll mistake it for big-time passion! Eeeeep!!  **
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Post by: welliwont on September 04, 2006, 04:20:49 pm
MONROE:

((Prays for an avalanche))

**Today, If you please! Right now! The day after tomorrow is not an option here!! **

/snip



CASTING DIRECTOR filling in for SCRIPT GIRL:

**pst!!  the line should read  "Day After Tomorrow" **


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/TheDayAfterTomorrowDVDcover-1.jpg)


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Post by: alec716 on September 04, 2006, 04:39:46 pm

CASTING DIRECTOR filling in for SCRIPT GIRL:

**pst!!  the line should read  "Day After Tomorrow" **



(( CHER elbows upstart SCRIPT GIRL out of her way and into a snowbank and out of MONROE's line of sight.  CHER does not suffer compeition well.   ;)  ))

MONROE:

Ma'am, if my heart were free, be assured I'd take you up on your loony generous, frightening alluring and indecent classy demand offer.


CHER:

&&  Hmmm, his heart may not be free but he sure could charge by the pound for that sausage!  And that sexy way his teeth chatter is driving me wild.  I think he's losing control.  &&

It's cold up here, MONROE

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/35021_-_Liberty_Cap_from_summit_of_.jpg)

and this fur is NOT keeping me warm.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/arcticqueen.jpg)

We're all alone up here, and I found this little tent over here... it looks right ...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/Tentinsnow.jpg).

I got all myself dolled up for you

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/marriagegonebad.jpg),

and all alone on a snow-covered mountaintop is nowhere for a little CHASTITY.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/babychas.jpg)

So gimme your bulk section and let's go!

(( CHER urgently urges MONROE to be manly about his manly urges.  ))
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Post by: welliwont on September 04, 2006, 06:07:25 pm
Emergency Casting Call:

Hello Performers, again we have a bit of a situation here, this time it is the BARTENDER for the Lureen scene who has just now informed me that:

>>Sorry, but I'm not able to take on my roles.<<   :-\

Of course he had a whole week to say some little word about this...  As our beloved Director Raymille would say, (if only he were here to say it), FARKEEN AC-TORS GIVE ME GAS!!  -- a course it sounds way more natural coming from him....   ::)

Sooooo, if anyone would care to step up and do the single line for the BARTENDER, I am sure you will be duly recompensed in heaven, any BetterMostian who feels that they can ad-lib this part, please feel free.  Thank you.   :-*

C&CD JT

PS:  Here are a coupla suggestions:

LINE:  Ah sure do!  Lureen Newsome.  Her dad sells farm equipment, I mean big farm equipment.  Hundred thousand tractors, shit like that.
  OR:  Sure do.  Laren Newsom.  Her dad sells farmer things, I mean big farmer.


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Post by: Mikaela on September 04, 2006, 06:35:49 pm
MONROE:


((Watches in disbelieving horror as CHER moves in on him. No escape seems possible. She purrs into her ever-present microphone in victorious delight: ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/arcticqueen.jpg)


((Watches in even more disbelieving horror as CHER lifts her microphone triumphantly. No escape seems possible! ))

((Is completely stunned as a sub-zero suddenly tornado hits, sucking the temperature down to an impossible all-time low, piling up SNOW in record time, passing within inches of the stupefied  MONROE. Once the air clears, he realizes that CHER wasn't quite that lucky:  :o  :o ))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/34e4f654.jpg)


**Uhm.......Huh?**



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Post by: Meryl on September 04, 2006, 08:25:35 pm

((With a whoosh of flying snow, BIKER #2 pulls up beside the beleaguered MONROE.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bikerbear.jpg)

** I was deep in meditation when I heard your call for help!  Couldn't say no to an old pal, so...here I am!   Hop on, dude, and make it fast.  Them coyotes is on the prowl! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/howlingwolftrio72.jpg)

((Greatly relieved, MONROE hops on.  With another whoosh, BIKER #2 points the bike toward Riverton and zooms away.))
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Post by: Daniel on September 05, 2006, 02:35:33 am
**Daniel: Okay, I have had the craziest day ever. I got up at 6 AM (which is normal), then rolled over and went back to sleep (which is not normal), then woke up again at 8:45, hurried to my floral design class which started at 9 AM this morning instead of 10 AM because the teacher wanted to show us some special projects, which she somehow managed to forget anyway. Rushed home at 1:45. Managed to get a shower and something cold to drink before heading off to work at 3:00, where I worked til 10:00 PM. Got home, went out and grabbed some Jack in the Box, where the shake machine was out of shake mix, came home and managed to sit through Requiem for a Dream, since a roommate wanted me to watch it with him. I will let you in on a hint, that movie is supposed to be one of the most depressing films ever created. So now It's 1:35 AM the next morning, and I finally get to my computer to post something.... *Sigh*. I am completely lost in the P/T right now... so I'll do what I've always done, and just post something and get you all to follow suit so that the PT makes sense.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 05, 2006, 02:38:56 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack heads over to the bull pens when the snow starts falling.))

%% Snow, in August? Feels more like Wyoming weather than Texas weather. %%

((Jack looks at the bull he's been assigned to.))

**Oh! Ain't we met before, stranger? I reckon ya were wantin' a second shot at gettin' me off yer back. Well, I think I can manage ya this time. I got my heart set on winnin' that prize money.**
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Post by: Ray on September 05, 2006, 06:06:17 am


%% Be farked if'n I can work out where we're upta%%

((Sits on a bar stool and endures a splinter up a saddle sore poofoo valve just to get a glimps of the handsome bastard who tried to steal hat earlier))

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssighTSK!  I've bin sitting here for 12.467 minutes now and that thief just won't look at me!  He's stealing now.., as I speak to noone in particular which makes me wonder why I'm speaking this in a crowded bar room instead of thinking it!   %% So anyway, I know he's a thief because from this angle I can see he's hiding something very large down the front of his pants!  AAAhhhhhhhhahahahahhahahagigglesnort.  Nah, really, he looks dopey enough to believe my........................%%

Oh Hi.....

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/No2.jpg)
%% But wait!  I can't go now after I stalked this thief with the big haul for all this time!%%

Nah, pissorf!
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Post by: Ray on September 05, 2006, 06:13:57 am
%%Ahh hell dang tarnation.  I's jis gonna waltz raht upta him and aKs him if he wants to father mah child!%%

Watcha waiting fer Cowboy?  A matin' call?

AAAAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOHOnKkhoNkaHOOOOnKaAWAAHKWAHHKCUcKKOWcUKKow!

Right lets root!
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Post by: DeeDee on September 05, 2006, 09:56:41 am
Diane:


As of today, Louise will be taking over the role of Ennis.  It has been a blast to do, but now it's time to pass my warshrag to the next upcoming star.

I will miss everyone I've worked with especially my "Jack",  but I'm not out all together, I have a feeling Bimbo is getting restless.... ;)
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Post by: welliwont on September 05, 2006, 10:08:47 am
Dear Performers,

Effective immediately, I am resigning as Continuity & Casting Director.  It has been lots of fun for me, as I hope it has been for all of you as well.  I have had a better offer, and I am going to work for Mel Gibson as his First Director on his next fourteen films.  I will miss you all terribly, and I wish you all the best.

Sincerely,

Jane
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Post by: Mikaela on September 05, 2006, 12:10:25 pm
MONROE:

((Gets off bike outside the Super Market back home in Riverton. Tired, but happy))

Thank you for driving me all the way home. Best of luck to you, BIKER #2. It's been such fun discussing pastries with you on this here trip, let's do it again sometime!

((Watches BIKER #2 drive off with a wooosh))

%% Wow, what a wild ride these last couple of days have been! The 4th of July madness, the depressing weirdness of the Fine Food is Futile Retreat, finding and finally accepting my inner gourmet, being stalked by an amazingly lovesick CHER, nearly freezing to death in the wilderness, half the cast and crew of BAM resigning..... :-\  (MONROE and MIKA the dumbass mule both would like to thank all of you lots and lots for all the fun here in the PT, sincerely hoping you'll still be sticking around!!  :-* )

I'll go inside the Super Market and see about doing a very careful inventory of the cans of beans. That should provide boredom enough to get my heart rate back to normal. After that I'll build a nifty and intricate peanut butter sales display. That shouldn't provide much excitement either.

Pure unadulterated boredom is too often underrated in a person's life, let me tell you!! %%



((Door closes behind MONROE. The WIND gusts down the empty street, carrying some few last flakes of SNOW along. For now, peace and quiet rein in Riverton. Whether the same can be said for the Childress Rodeo and dance hall locations is another matter entirely!))
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Post by: Daniel on September 05, 2006, 12:24:42 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Having just managed to get astride the bull in the holding cell, is completely surprised by the split screen moment with Lureen in the Dance Hall.))

%% Dang, how'd she get there ahead of me. Mebbe she's gettin' a drink.... Wait a minute, she uses that pickup line with EVERYONE???%%
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Post by: nakymaton on September 05, 2006, 12:56:59 pm
SLEEPY, the NARCOLEPTIC BULL:

((The pen opens. It takes a couple guys with cattle prods to get Sleepy moving, but eventually he stumbles into the ring...

Half an hour later, he is still ambling around the ring with JACK on his back, and the announcer finally decides to call JACK's winning ride.))

**So now you can go to the bar and deal with that young lady, cowboy. ;D **
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Post by: Daniel on September 05, 2006, 01:02:35 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Hey, what about the announcer...? Oh, right, she's still frozen.**

((Jack sighs.))
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Post by: Meryl on September 05, 2006, 01:19:32 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/BikersToasting.jpg)

((BIKER #2 reunites with BIKER #1 and shares a welcome cold one))

** I worry about that guy MONROE.  I hope he don't hide his light under a bushel, so to speak.  We'll have t'keep an eye on him so he don't go completely into the closet again.  I'm gonna put a big article in the newsletter about the Gastronomic Getaway Cruise along the Riviera next spring.  He needs t'see that a lot o' the world is more enlightened about eats than they are out here in the sticks, n'est ce pas?.  Us 'nomes gotta watch out fer each other's all I'm sayin'.**
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Post by: nakymaton on September 05, 2006, 01:31:59 pm
BULL:

**Last I saw of that... announcer?... she was red-lining it for Wyoming. Something about a man she wanted to see. What is it about those Wyoming boys, anyway? You got any idea, Jack?

And then, when I was sitting around in my pyjamas, sipping cow-ppucino and listening to NPR, I heard that she was selling her stuff on Ebay: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5767783 (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5767783).**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 05, 2006, 01:37:16 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Realization dawns on him.))

**Ohhhhh.... So we just did all that without an announcer eggin' me on. I think you let me win, that ain't fair. I was hopin' to hear the equivalent of "Sure looks like a winnin' ride to me."**

((Jack hops off the Bull.))

**Well, guess I better head over to that Dance Hall now, get this over with...** ((Jack looks up for a minute.)) **Hey, you comin'? Wouldn't mind some more Tango lessons.**
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Post by: nakymaton on September 05, 2006, 02:06:56 pm
BULL:

**Sorry, Jack... my therapist tells me that I should probably avoid bars from now on. You know, bad to relive traumatic experiences, and so on. (Plus my actor isn't going to be around this afternoon and doesn't want to hold up the thread.) Anyway, you've gotten good enough at those lessons to dance by yourself, cowboy.**

 :-*

**Oh, and a hint? Watch out for ladies in red. You know how bulls react when they see red? Yeah. Just... watch out, cowboy.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 05, 2006, 02:14:04 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Well now, I don't mind seein' red, just don't necessarily want a lady to be wearin' it. But I'll take yer warnin' inta consideration.**

((Jack approaches the Dance Hall, feeling a little giddy about winning a rodeo tournament, even if the bull did let him win. He saunters over to the bar and orders a drink.))

%% Here is where a kind-hearted person jumps in as the Bartender in this scene. %%
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Post by: louisev on September 05, 2006, 02:22:07 pm
BARTENDER:

**Hey bud, what'll it be?  Ain't you the one who just won that ride out there?  You must have a passel a prize money comin to ya, so's you can order a fancy drink or sumpin.**

((Bartender obviously schmoozing for a hefty tip from the winning rider.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 06, 2006, 01:00:57 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack's young, but he ain't innocent. He knows what the bartender's about.))

** Yeah, I'll just have a beer. Nothin' special for me tonight. I gotta save that money for something I really want.**

((Jack notices the girl in red out of the corner of his eye. She keeps looking at him and making weird faces.))

Hey, what's the matter with that girl? ((Jack nods his head toward the girl in red.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on September 06, 2006, 03:48:03 am


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Tatoo.jpg)


Who me?
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Post by: Daniel on September 06, 2006, 01:11:24 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Yeah, you. But I was asking the Bartender here so he can deliver an alternative of a classic line from some movie that we all watched.**
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Post by: louisev on September 06, 2006, 01:31:21 pm
BARTENDER:

**"Oh, that one.  Why that there's Lureen Newsome.  Cute little thing ain't she?  Daddy runs a tractor business, you know, big... BIG equipment... big EXPENSIVE equipment... "

((The bartender sucks on a bad tooth for a moment, puts a bottle of Corona on the bar, then adds for emphasis: "And it's VERSATILE.

That'll be eighty five cents.  Plus tip."
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Post by: Mikaela on September 06, 2006, 04:48:38 pm
= While JACK and LUREEN are by no means quick about gettin' it on in Childress, the PT takes a brief little detour back to Riverton =


MONROE:

((Has finished an intricate Peanut sales display. Is walking towards the store office with the filled-in bean inventory lists when he senses BAA close by and turns just in time to observe the following:))


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/fe0f972f.jpg)


((Super Market customers are somewhat concerned when they then observe MONROE dancing on tip-toe through the aisles, whistling "I feel happy", grinning like a fool, and twirling about in crazy pirouettes that threaten to send every last box, pack and can flying off the shelves))
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Post by: Ray on September 06, 2006, 04:52:03 pm
((Flicks hair and walks toward handsome thief leaving a full bourbon and coke on the table))

Watcha starin' at Cowboy? Do I have peanut on my chin?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 06, 2006, 07:59:40 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack looks over at Lureen.))

No ma'am, but you do have a bit of tobacco juice... right.... there.

((Jack grabs a napkin from the counter and wipes her chin.))

Wasn't the most attractive thing in the world, ya know. Just thought you'd want it taken care of.

((A lively little country music number starts up with a great SINGER. %%No, not a sewing machine.%%. Deprived of the fine rhythm of the bull's blues, Jack wonders if he can find another dancing partner.))

Say, ya don't dance, do ya? Cause I'm willin' to get out there if you want.

%% Just keep your hands where I can see 'em. %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on September 07, 2006, 02:45:15 am

Dance?!  What, ya mean dance?!  Like two people who aren't married to one anutha?!  No one has ever wanted to dance with me afore! 

%%I guess it'd be a good way to keep mah eye on those light fingers of his and expose that stash he has hidden in his neather regions%% 

Sure!  But I'm leading and we're doing the Stomp!   

%% Just keep your hands where I can see 'em. %%

Hhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Tttttttttttttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu  ((spits out chawed tobacco into Jack's top pocket for retrieval after the dance))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 07, 2006, 02:57:21 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Trying to hide his disgust, grabs another napkin and retrieves the chewed tobacco from his pocket.))

Miss Newsome, this here's an unclean habit. A pretty gal like you shouldn't be rottin' out her gums with this devil's chaw.

((Stands and tries to lead Lureen to the dance floor, but finds him tripping over his own feet as she grabs his arm and yanks him out there.))

%% Guess I won't be leadin' nothin'. %%
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Post by: louisev on September 07, 2006, 03:07:19 pm
BARTENDER

((Titters uncontrollably and has a coughing fit, till one of the other patrons pounds him on the back to get him to cough up the gum he swallowed.))

Yep, that Miz Newsome, she's a prize, she is!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on September 07, 2006, 05:06:28 pm
%%Righto then, nows me chance to find out what this guy's hiding down them daks%% 

((rub rub rub))

%%mebee ifin I stand on his feet I can get a better feel!%%

((rub rub rub))

%%Hhhhhhmmmmmmm, is it one o' them clocks with a steeple?  It feels like one o' them clocks with a steeple!%%

So..., D'ya like ten pin bowling?  I like abseiling. And please call me Lurrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

((rub rub rub))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 07, 2006, 05:38:09 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Tries in vain to remove Lureen's hands from his.... er... nether regions.))

Lureen, thats not how you dance... %% At least not for another 20 years or so. %% You gotta keep your hands up here.

((Jack drags Lureen's hands to his shoulders and clamps his hands over her wrists, looking at her with a pointed, daring look.))

I suggest ya keep em there.... Pardon me for a moment.

((Jack reaches into his pants and pulls out the clock with the steeple.))

(http://www.vermontclockman.com/images/BargainBasement/bbClock682-004f.jpg)

%% I was wonderin' where that had gotten to. It's gettin' bad, I'm losin' sensitivity... And where the heck is our singer?%%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on September 08, 2006, 03:04:44 am
I wasn't using mah hands!

%%Man, what a droid!  This guy'll be a sinch to lumber with mah ba......%%

WHOA!  Nice clock! You can tell that hands have run around that a few times! 

%%Now this stupid spinning thing he wants me ta do wot he calls dancin', well he can bloody well forget it.  Don't think I's gonna turn mah back on him fer one minute.  I don't want no clocking on the back o' the head....or do I ?!%%

Gawd I love this song!  I saw Cher sing et at her last concert! It's sorta real nice and stuff.  No one's gunna love ya like me, no one else can't, you 'C'!  hawheehehehahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaasnort!  I jist called ya a "C"! hawhawhawsnort!

%%Phew his breath stinks!  %%

Hey, by tha way, I watched ya ride today.................d'ya need a job?  Wanna work fer me Daydy?


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on September 08, 2006, 10:47:07 am


MONROE

((Is completely stunned as a sub-zero suddenly tornado hits, sucking the temperature down to an impossible all-time low, piling up SNOW in record time, passing within inches of the stupefied  MONROE. Once the air clears, he realizes that CHER wasn't quite that lucky:  :o  :o ))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/34e4f654.jpg)


(( Having thawed out sufficiently to resume her never-ending attempts to satisfy the depths of the hunger of her global audience, and grateful that she is once again able to lower her microphone to her lips, CHER thinks about opportunities seemingly lost.  ))

CHER:

&&  Too bad MONROE iced me out.  Maybe I'll try a more subtle approach with him next time.  And there will be a next time!  ;)  && 



YOUNG JACK:

And where the heck is our singer?%%



(( Having heard the rustling in the crowd about the SINGER's absence, and recognizing a possible opportunity to satisfy the needs of millions of devotees worldwide, or at least a few rodeo folks and one narcoleptic bull out in the middle of nowhere, CHER hustles her bustle backstage.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chercd04.jpg)

and meets her new back-up band

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/VP20CHER20Backstage.jpg)  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on September 08, 2006, 11:38:00 am
Quote
And there will be a next time!  ;)


MONROE:

(( Stops his raspberry jam jar decorating for a moment as an inexplicable chill passes through him, leaving him goosed and jittery ))

** Huh! All of a sudden I've got the urge for some hotter'n hot Cher.... (Urrgh! Ominous slip of the tongue there!) I mean Chai, of course! I need Chai! I've a chill right down to my bones, it's spooky! **

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: henrypie on September 08, 2006, 12:45:43 pm
a-pling...a-pling...a-pling-a...

No one's gonna love you like me.
No one else.
Can't you see?

[I'm singing this song to Jack.
Watch his eyes when he turns his back.]

I know sometimes you felt so lonely,
I know you felt so sad and blue,
But this time you know I'm the only
Love for you that's coming through
With everything I say and do....


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on September 08, 2006, 12:49:57 pm

MONROE:

** Huh! All of a sudden I've got the urge for some hotter'n hot Cher.... (Urrgh! Ominous slip of the tongue there!) I mean Chai, of course! I need Chai! I've a chill right down to my bones, it's spooky! **


(( Still backstage, waiting to see if she is needed for this scene, CHER has been meditating while seated delicately, alluringly, sensibly, and classily upon the Genuine Vegan Faux Leopard Skin mat which was given to her lovingly and humbly by the FSD,

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/ae_feat-1.jpg)

but she simply cannot stop thinking about MONROE and where she would like his tongue to slip.   ;)  ))

CHER:

&&  Hmmm, I would just love to have Tea With Mussolini (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/teawith.jpg) chai with MONROE!  &&

((  CHER sets about making chai from the FSD's special recipe, finds her best china mugs in the Sacred Relics Room, visits the B.A.M. crew room vending machine to secure further gastronomic bait for MONROE, and rushes back to the dressing room which, thankfully, BOB THE JANITOR has cleaned after WHITNEY HOUSTON's sudden arrest departure.  CHER is glad not to have to share that, um, joint with WHITNEY HOUSTON any longer.  ))


CHER:

Hey, MONROE, want a cup a chai, don't cha?
 
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/8a_1_b.jpg)


Piece a my CHER-ry cake?

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/31520cherry20350g.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on September 08, 2006, 02:33:34 pm
((Sailing into Ennis Ellis Island, JBB stands at the owlpoop deck of the ship/boat/dinghy Queen Lizzie 2andahalf and thinks of all that happened to him since he set sail for Pays-de-la-Lotion near Calais, leaving his beloved TERRY CLOTH behind... :'(

It had been the hardest decision of his short and troubled life, as he'd wanted so badly to spend the remaining time until his sell-by-date with TERRY, until he was called to that great recycling plant in the sky, or TERRY's weft was whisked to the Pentecost Co laundry relic room for retired RAGamuffins - which ever came soonest.

Meeting his mother, the burlesque boudoir balm Fifi Boudreaux, after 4 effen years had been an uneasy experience marked by slippery embraces and lanolin-free kisses, and JBB discovered that lotion is indeed thicker than water. It had been good to see the Boudreaux clan once more...

(http://www.hanksclothing.com/images_1/buttpaste_250.jpg)

...they even enjoyed several picnics together in the places of their youth...

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009PAO20.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

...though the joy was tempered when poor Uncle Pierre spurted his last. He was cream-ated, like he wanted.

Now JBB smiles as he remembers his adventures in Europe, and wishes he had Photoshop so that he could show you all the exciting places he visited  ::).

He remembers less fondly the unfortunate incident which led to his unscheduled departure - coming home from a trip to B-arse-celona to find the Boudreaux boys gettin' rather closer aquainted than was proper for cousins...

(http://www.boondock.org/photos/2004/DSC00892.JPG)

So JBB found himself returning home to BAM, but would his darling TERRY be there with open loops?))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on September 08, 2006, 03:04:49 pm
= Never has it been said before that MONROE is psychic, but........there truly seem to be BAM higher forces and a secret symbolic purpose at work here! Is this symbolism intentional? Is it accidental? Is it subconscious? Who can tell? BAM followers will debate this for years to come!

At any rate......... =


MONROE:

((Sits down in the office with a blazingly hot cup of the finest Chai, looking into supplier promotional material and ditto order lists, deciding on new products that will become available for sale in the Super Market: ))

** Hmmm...mmmm. We need something for the Cher-rylicious customer segment. And would you look at these cherries? Very satisfying. Mmmmmm. Yes. Should be a winner. **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/31520cherry20350g.jpg)

((Goes on to order a choice selection of French cheeses, Italian Wines, Norwegian salmon and Swedish meat balls))

** Sigh. I suppose only those big meaty balls will find much favour with the average customer here. But I'll keep trying! **


((Then on to another type of product altogether.))

** The altogether, sure enough......... Can't forget this needy segment either........ Yes, I'll order these on trial basis.....**

(http://www.boondock.org/photos/2004/DSC00892.JPG)


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on September 08, 2006, 06:16:35 pm

%%I HAVE to visit this Munroe guy's shop.  I so need a new cherry with butt cream on top! I'm having the strangest cravings these past few weeks.%%

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Cravings.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on September 08, 2006, 06:30:25 pm
((  Cheers JBB, Monroe and Ray .. :laugh: ))


**
 I been missing in action here lately. 
But as y'all know, Alma don't talk too much .. and
Guy and Lucise ain't done, so don't put away the butt cream just yet ..hehe ..  ;D

**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on September 08, 2006, 07:08:22 pm
MONROE:

%% Cherries with cream? Oh, deluxe! Cream with cherry delight......%%

** Aaaah.  I think I've deserved this tasty little treat by now. The shop's in perfect order. All the orders are perfect. Those apricot turnovers to complement the cherry cakes will really do tricks!  **

(( Sighs voluptuously as the first sweet taste bursts onto his tongue. ))

%% I'll call this one Alma Supreme. %%



(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/000000000000000000000apricot_cherry.jpg)

%% Only thing could make life even better would be if Bright Angel Alma started talking to me a little bit. She adds ambrosia and nectar to my simple grocer's life, but she nearly never speaks............ 'Course, she's married and she's got little kids too. I should stop thinking of her, but she's as essential to me as breathing - or cooking! %%

((Sighs))

 
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on September 08, 2006, 07:25:36 pm
Back at EnnisEllis Island...

((JBB looked at the fast approaching and rather imposing Statube of Lidberty and thought of the irony of his situation... lidberty... what had that felt like???))

%% I sure had some fun on this ship/boat/dinghy, despite missin' my TERRY sumthin' awful. Sure was lucky that the 23rd Annual Towelling Reunion of Descendants of the Heroes of the First World Weft War were on board, makin' their way to the poppy fields of the Somme to pay their respects %%

((JBB pauses to pay his respects to the brave hessian heroes whose memory was honoured during that rather unwieldily monikered gathering. Leafing through his precious holiday snaps, trying to hold them by the edges so as not to make them all sticky, he sees...))

(http://www.toys-to-you.co.uk/acatalog/ben.jpg)
%% Rupert. Ah, salt of the earth old Rupert. Same colour too. Wonder if I'll ever see TERRY and be able to pass on Rupe's sudsy tips for that whiter-than-white summer freshness? Lord know there were times he coulda done with a warsh and good old 1200 rpm spin ;)%%

%% I met some good folks on this here ship/boat/dinghy. Take these three for example...

(http://static.paulsmith.co.uk/images/originals/r2sk-linz-pig-1-detailb-4181.jpg)
...Hughie, Louie and Dave. And their cousins...

(http://static.paulsmith.co.uk/images/originals/r2sk-linz-ele-1-4173.jpg)
Ross, Joey and Chandler. Chandler's the one on the left. Cute aren't they? It was like being left overnight at the Lancome counter at Harrods. Sigh...

...Oh, and please let me introduce you to Eric. Not blessed in the looks department, but pretty handy with a tumble-drying anti-static sheet, I can tell you... ;). Here he is, sunbathing...
(http://mollychicken.blogs.com/my_weblog/images/img_6576.jpg)

Here's some scary kid that kept appearing like the spawn of Suede-tan (sorry)
(http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/210000/214700/214749/Products/7839471.jpg)
Like something from Village of the Damned... **Shivers**

LSP's loopy wefted cousin was there too...
(http://www.james-howard.co.uk/james%20howard/images/wb%20SS05/mp%20brown.png)

%%TAAAAAAAAAAAARQUEEEEEEEEEEELLE!!!!!

((JBB's reverie is interrupted by the appearance of...))
(http://www.toys-to-you.co.uk/acatalog/karla.jpg)

((JBB shivers violently and breaks out into a cold lotion sweat))

%% Bettermostians... let me introduce you to my......WIFE!!!!!

((JBB looks up at the now towering-overhead Statube of Lidberty and quietly begins to sob...))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on September 08, 2006, 08:49:11 pm
MONROE:
(( Sighs voluptuously as the first sweet taste bursts onto his tongue. ))

%% I'll call this one Alma Supreme. %%

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/000000000000000000000apricot_cherry.jpg)

%% Only thing could make life even better would be if Bright Angel Alma started talking to me a little bit. She adds ambrosia and nectar to my simple grocer's life, but she nearly never speaks............ 'Course, she's married and she's got little kids too. I should stop thinking of her, but she's as essential to me as breathing - or cooking! %%

((Sighs))


((Unaware that Monroe is positively drooling over her to the point of naming a cherry dessert after her, Alma smartens up and decides to make a quick stop at the super market for some:

(http://www.diapersite.com/images/huggies_supreme_generic_size.jpg)  and  (http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/10787/200.jpg),  and a packet of:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/412344c5.jpg)

She fears telling Ennis that she is late this month and may very well be carrying another 'bundle of joy'.  Could be anything .. I mean she has been busy with the girls, abit stressed out, money problems ... fingers crossed.  Lord knows Ennis might sh!t watermelons if she announces she is pregnant with the third when they are barely getting by as is ..


The minute Alma steps into the super market, she meets Monroe at the front desk, smiling from ear to ear..))

**
Oh, Hey there Monroe .. How you been?
**


((Monroe closes his eyes for a minute and sees the picture that has been popping up in his mind for days, or could it be hours, on end ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/1c8c8a98.jpg)

The poor sod!
))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: alec716 on September 08, 2006, 08:49:42 pm

MONROE:

%% Cherries with cream? Oh, deluxe! Cream with cherry delight......%%


==  Speaking of cherries and cream and delights  ;)  ...  ==

(( Finished with signing autographs backstage for her insatiable, adoring, global fan base, which rivals but does not surpass that of MR. RAYMILLE,

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/IMG_8871.jpg)

CHER redlines it back to Riverton and perches herself alluringly, sensibly, fashionably, and color-coordinatedly upon the sofa in the bakery aisle of the local grocery store.  

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/cher08.jpg)  ))


CHER:

Oh, MONROE, why who knew that this was YOUR grocery store?!  Say, I have some questions about the condiments (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/193368193_5f011d5e7d_m.jpg)

and the condi-meats  (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/Meat-Now-Jump-Chart-R.jpg)

and the condi-starches.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/Condi.jpg)

CONDI RICE:

HEY, LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!

CHER:

Hey MONROE, I can handle someone who is (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/wgregg.jpg) GREG ALLMAN all man, so get your firm buns over here.

(( And with that,

MONROE:

** Aaaah.  I think I've deserved this tasty little treat by now. The shop's in perfect order. All the orders are perfect. Those apricot turnovers to complement the cherry cakes will really do tricks!  **

(( Sighs voluptuously as the first sweet taste bursts onto his tongue. ))
 

More than the yeast is rising.  MONROE, despite his love for ALMA, stumbles, and surrenders.  ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on September 09, 2006, 04:16:54 am
MONROE:


(( Bangs head on walll ))

%% Alma asked me how I've been! She did! She cares! Glory Hallelujah! Oh, how I want her to make me an honourable man!  But all I managed to answer was: Aughargle! %%

((Bangs head some more))

 ::) ::) 

** But how was I supposed to be able to speak or even mumble to her when my tongue was all in a nasty twist from the loud tolling wedding bells in my ears and that dratted horrible pregnancy test in her basket! **

((Exhales heavily))

%% It's not to be. I'm sure she and her hubby won't stop till they have a baker's dozen full and they'lll live happily ever after........ %%

((Shoulders drooping, deflated and defeated, MONROE turns to go hide, to nurse his heavy heart and lick his wounds in peace ))

(( Crashes into CHER, looking as alluring as never before, practically dripping with pheromones and whispering delicately about buns rising, before starting to croon "noone's gonna love you like me" in his ears))


Augh! Gargle! Oh, ma'am! I'm lonely! I'm blue!
And yes! Do I ever surrender to you!
Your mating call lures me,
you're yeast to my bread!
so let's get it on here
just like you said!



(( Cher discontinues her mating call tactics for a little moment to jot down MONROE's beautiful and romantic words for her next song's lyrics, then swoops back in for the coup de grace! ))


Aaaaahhhhhhhh! Oh Honey! Ooohhhh!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on September 09, 2006, 04:53:51 am

%% All this head bangin' and talk of yeast and honey has made me OHHHHHH so hungry.  I wonder if there's a 7eleven around here wot sells beetroot & icecream.  I could sure do with some beetroot and icecream.%%

So Jack, has your crotch just hit midnight, or are ya jist ready to drive me somewhere.....?  Hang awn a second will ya, I gotta throw up..................

...................... An' don't go talking ta all the other fellas about women always gotta throw up before going to a party, and how we gotta throw up agin when the party's ova just go home ta go ta bed!!  I know what you blokes are like! HaaawwwHaaahahahahaaasnort!   


BBBBBmmmmmmm................
     (http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/T0oot.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 09, 2006, 11:21:16 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack was not at all anxious for Lureen to get finished doing anything anywhere, and he definitely didn't need to know about Lureen's party pasttimes. Still, he considers staying around just to see what happens next.))

**Sure 'nuff, Ma'am, I mean Lureen. I'll see if I can order you a Mint Julep for when you're outta there.**

((Jack was a little too confused by the rest of Lureen's archaic assembly to respond more fully.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on September 09, 2006, 02:34:25 pm
JACK'S PANTS -

&& What the HELL-L is goin' on here?!  JACK, boy, what are you doin'?!  What's all this fuss and interaction with that Texas She-Devil in Prada?  ???  Those fancy-pants o' hers are glued onto parts that have NOTHIN' to do with you, YOUNG JACK.  I can tell yer tryin' awfully hard to pitch a tent for this upchuckin' floozy of a filly, and guess what, JACK...  (do I hafta say it?!)  TENT DON'T LOOK RIGHT!  Think, boy....  you KNOW what it feels like to have my 'tent' area stretched out to full capacity....strained to the limit...  bustin' buttons offa me right and left, all because a certain light-blue-Levi-wearin' sheepherder was nearby...  in your proximity...in your thoughts....in your beautiful backside....   Now THAT'S a proper tent, JACK, and what you got goin' on here with this Princess of Darkness dressed in red is gonna leave you, me, and my button-fly front as limp as a terry-cloth warshrag that's been wrang out a hunderd times.  &&

**  RUN, JACK, KEEP YER PANTS ON AND GET TO RIVERTON, PRONTO!!! **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Sashca1007 on September 09, 2006, 03:50:36 pm
ENNIS'S PERKY-PRINT JAMMY PANTS -

&&  Aw, HELL, no---   who said that?!  Was somebody talkin' about MY Terry?  Must be some other warshrag, 'cause MY Terry-Cloth was anything but 'limp' when we were under the bed, my 80-thread-count 500-denier-derriere on the receivin' end of some mighty fine and firm terry-loop lovin'.  Okay, maybe both of us had a little help with our stiffness from Ennis's 4:00 A.M. Blue-Boy-inspired splash-fests.  That ALMA better never go 'Downy' on me and Terry.  No fabric softener for us--  just leave us alone with our ENNIS Starch! &&



((Sailing into Ennis Ellis Island, JBB stands at the owlpoop deck of the ship/boat/dinghy Queen Lizzie 2andahalf and thinks of all that happened to him since he set sail for Pays-de-la-Lotion near Calais, leaving his beloved TERRY CLOTH behind... :'(


So JBB found himself returning home to BAM, but would his darling TERRY be there with open loops?))



&& Dream on, Little Squirt....   looks like these JAMMY PANTS are gonna have to kick some BUTTer.  Yer gonna end up tube-tied if I catch you slimin' yerself all over a certain warshrag.  You just up and left him, so he gravitated to somebody a little closer to his own kind, if ya know what I mean.  Your cold hard plastic sides got nothin' on my big, warm, cottony goodness that Mr. Cloth has been thriving on while you were gallivanting the globe with others of your kind.  Now, shoo--  quit leakin' those creamy tears all over the place, 'cause Terry is NOT comin' to dry 'em up.  %%

%%  Aw-w...  that JBB really is a cute little thing.....   I wonder.....  %%

(( Thoughts of a JBB/TC/JP menage a trois begin swirling through JAMMY'S mind, like a hot load of clothes in a Riverton Laundromat dryer.))




**(Welcome back, JBB!   ;) )**
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Post by: Meryl on September 09, 2006, 04:32:48 pm

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/WashclothBabyBath.jpg)

((In the midst of his new duties as a family warshcloth, TERRY feels his ears (and another region) start to burn...))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on September 09, 2006, 06:05:49 pm

Righto, I'm back let's go.  Sorry about that, I've been throwin' up at tha drop of a hat lately.  Must've been all that cherry cake I ate at tha reunion.  Ever been to a college reunion Jack?  I dunno why I bothered going ta mine, but it was so great to see how bald everyone is after all this time.  'Cept me of course.  I have always had the most gorgoeus hair.  Ahs voted ' Charm Queen' three years runnin' back in school. All those jealous bitch skanks in my frat were so envious.  D'ya like me hair Jack? The colour's natural ya know. How'd ya like ta be pickin' mah natural hair afrom ya teeth fer the next coupla days? So, let's go git some lovin'!  My car or yours?
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Post by: Lumière on September 09, 2006, 07:28:30 pm
(( Meanwhile .. Back at the Del Mar household ..

Alma tries to steady her shaking hands as she leans on the closed bathroom door.  She has just performed a pregnancy test, and is doing her utmost to muster up some courage to check the results .. she has been dreading this moment.  ))

%%
What ever will I do if I am pregnant again?  Junior and Jenny are still so young, and Ennis is already working like a slave to look after all of us.  I don't even wanna know what his reaction might be .. Oh god ..please ..let it be negative ..  if it is negative, we'll have to be more careful next time .. we can't just be doing it willy nilly .. Well, it's not like he wants it often anyway ..
%%



((Her hands still shaking, Alma picks up the pregnancy test lying close to the bathroom sink ... and her worst fears are confirmed ...

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/626db34d.jpg)

Alma drops the pregnancy test and holds her head in her hands, tears burning her eyes .. 
She cries quietly in the bathroom for a few minutes and finally decides to go break to news to Ennis, who is lying in bed, resting after another back-breaking work day .. 

Still shaking, Alma walks over to the bedroom, Ennis is lying on the bed in the dark, she walks closer to the bed ...



..and then ... she finds ........




(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/382c8a5d.jpg)


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
))




---




((Alma jolts up to a sitting position in the bed .. her head reeling from that wierder-than-Cher-and-Michael-Jackson-put-together dream.. sweat beading on her brow.. her heart racing ..))


%%
Shit!  I gotta find the courage to take that pregnancy test .. it is doing my head in..!!!  :-\
%%


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Post by: Daniel on September 10, 2006, 12:51:07 pm
Righto, I'm back let's go.  Sorry about that, I've been throwin' up at tha drop of a hat lately.  Must've been all that cherry cake I ate at tha reunion.  Ever been to a college reunion Jack?  I dunno why I bothered going ta mine, but it was so great to see how bald everyone is after all this time.  'Cept me of course.  I have always had the most gorgoeus hair.  Ahs voted ' Charm Queen' three years runnin' back in school. All those jealous bitch skanks in my frat were so envious.  D'ya like me hair Jack? The colour's natural ya know. How'd ya like ta be pickin' mah natural hair afrom ya teeth fer the next coupla days? So, let's go git some lovin'!  My car or yours?

YOUNG JACK:

Car, what car? Why do we need to go to a car?

((Apprehension settles uneasily on Jack's shoulders.))

**Has she got an unnatural obsession with her natural hair or is it just my imagination?**

((Jack considiers taking the heed of his pants, which seem to be straining away from Lureen as much as possible, but he was lonely and hadn't seen hardly noone willin' ta give him the time a' day since Jimbo got snatched up by Bimbo. Still he thought this Lureen gal was just a little odd and had a few habits too hot to handle.))
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Post by: Ray on September 10, 2006, 04:10:15 pm

Awww shuddarp an' git in!

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Car.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 10, 2006, 06:44:32 pm
Still at EnnisEllis Island...

((It's all coming back to JBB in vivid, lotion-curdling detail... the Sheep Pee Whiskey... the soft lighting... the dulcet tones of Kenny Gee playing seductively over the sound system  ;)... the strange and yet oh-so-familiar touch of towelling on the back of his knotted ridge...))

** Whatcha waitin' fer Butt Cream? A maitin' call?**

((Aching for TERRY, yet needing 100% cotton comfort wherever he could find it to softener the gnawing emptiness in the pit of his snap-shut lid, JBB gave in to his drunken lust and told the wefted ministering angel he wanted it fast, and he liked the direction it was going.

The foolish JBB surrendered himself to this...
(http://www.toys-to-you.co.uk/acatalog/karla.jpg)

But one top-grade lidache later he woke up next to this...
(http://www.toyvault.com/montypython/Mini%20Rabbit%20-%20Large.jpg)

And then JBB had noticed the piece of paper on the sideboard...))
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Post by: alec716 on September 10, 2006, 08:31:11 pm
(( TERRY CLOTH, all bed-rag-gled from his family warsh cloth duties and lookin' like Jenny peed on him before placing him on her head, feels the vibe of JBB and thinks...  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

**  That JBB is gonna tube-time me with Bun-een?  Wasn't her father in the Israeli government, Yitzchak Rab-bit-een?  Could be a long four effen' years (and a million regrettable puns  ;), even longer than those two effen' ears ) for both of us until that postcard arrives!  **
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Post by: YaadPyar on September 11, 2006, 02:41:28 pm
** The FSD has just returned from a refresher course on Feng Shui and food.  The concept of yin and yang relate to food in terms of having a balance in color, flavors, and textures. Certain foods  have yin or cooling properties, while others have warm, yang properties.  The challenge is to eat a diet that contains a healthy balance between the two.**

** The FSD notes that when treating illnesses, an Oriental physician will frequently advise dietary changes in order to restore a healthy balance between the yin and yang in the body. For example, let's say one suffers from nausea and vomiting caused by consuming too many chocolate-covered sausages (yang); the remedy is likely a prescription for herbal teas to restore the yin forces.  It is the the balance and contrast between ingredients in each dish that is important. **

%% Judging by the lovely assortment of foods Lureen's been craving, the FSD wonders if Lureen's sickness is caused by a yin/yang imbalance....or, could it be something else!?!?!     %%


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Cravings.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 11, 2006, 04:34:08 pm
ENNIS'S PERKY-PRINT JAMMY PANTS -
&& Dream on, Little Squirt....   looks like these JAMMY PANTS are gonna have to kick some BUTTer.  Yer gonna end up tube-tied if I catch you slimin' yerself all over a certain warshrag.

=Realising his earlier faux pas, JBB would like to clarify the exact location of his majestic, watery entry onto Brokeback soil once more. He realises now that the Queen Lizzie 2andahalf docked at Lidberty Island and not EnnisEllis Island, but he only got a year a high school afore the transmission went on the damn pickup an' all the travellin' he'd ever done was round the bathroom cabinet lookin' for the shavin' mirror  ;)=

((Later, lying on his soft, slumbersome bed covered with soft 100% brushed cotton sheets (Oh TERRY!!!) at the Siesta Motel...
(http://www.byouville.com/images/Siesta%20Motel.JPG)

...JBB was finding their claims to 'Paradise' rather over ambitious. But it was indeed very clean...

Bun-een is prodding JBB's recyclable rear and fiddling with his lid in an effort to tempt her new husband into makin' some emolient ecstacy. JBB snores loudly in an attempt to avoid the furry fiend's amorous advances))

%% I'm gettin' the strangest feelin' that TERRY's bin' in some sticky situations since I bin gone. Had the strangest dream about... whut was it?... some kinda fruit-based preserve in the form of a nocturnal garment...???%%


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Post by: alec716 on September 11, 2006, 05:55:15 pm
** The FSD has just returned from a refresher course on Feng Shui and food.  The concept of yin and yang relate to food in terms of having a balance in color, flavors, and textures. Certain foods  have yin or cooling properties, while others have warm, yang properties.  The challenge is to eat a diet that contains a healthy balance between the two.**


JBB
%% I'm gettin' the strangest feelin' that TERRY's bin' in some sticky situations since I bin gone. Had the strangest dream about... whut was it?... some kinda fruit-based preserve in the form of a nocturnal garment...???%%


(( TERRY CLOTH is amazed by the feeling that he and JBB can somehow still communicate tele-reg-ically (no, not telepathetically!), even though that postcard is still about three effen' years away.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

**  Look, JBB, don't get an atti-tube about it.  I'm sorry, but you been riding more than bunnies and I was tired a just wrangin' it out over you.  There was this fruity new guy workin' at the PenteCostCo in the body condiments aisle.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/strawberry-body-sauce.gif)

It was just one night that I capped off in a bad way, went barkin' up the wrong tube.  I came to my senses and got outta there when he brought his girlfriends in to play yang-yang with us.  Didn't seem right, not balanced.  One was just hangin' around, actin' all crotch-ety.  He called her CANDY THONG

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/302caloriesBEAUTY.jpg)

and the other one wanted me to put her over my knee.  She was CANDY GARTER.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/5022782222642.jpg).

Kinda strange they was both named Candy, don'cha think?  Then it got real bad, some woman they called CHER runnin' in, yellin' about "get back in the Sacred Concert Tour Relics Wardrobe Trunk!"  Anyways, JBB, no one is sweeter than you.  **
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Post by: Daniel on September 12, 2006, 12:24:36 am
Awww shuddarp an' git in!

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Car.jpg)

YOUNG JACK:

((Without much choice in the matter, Jack felt as though Lureen was definitely in control. His sense of subtle pleasure at winning the rodeo now faded away in the face of the dangers he now considered.))

Now look here, Lureen. I don't need a ride or anythin', just gonna get along to the next show now. It was nice dancin' with you and all...

((Jack looks around hastily, but sees no one that can help him.))

%% Ennis!!! Help me! %%
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Post by: Ray on September 12, 2006, 03:31:28 am

Hey, that chook shed hidden conspicuously under the only street lamp in twenty two miles looks the perfect place fer us ta pull over and have secret passion!  Waddya reckon Jock?

I'm starvin'! C'mere and let me see if ya got anything ta eat in there!(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Kissy.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 12, 2006, 08:02:30 am
YOUNG JACK:

((As Lureen's lips descended onto his, Jack tried to squirm away but found himself in her vice-like grip. He reached behind and rattled the door handle. Locked! Lureen had sprung her trap and now Jack faced a demise too terrible to more fully illustrate here without a horrifying account. To be certain though, the combined taste of vomit and chewing tobacco was not his idea of a good time.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on September 12, 2006, 09:37:54 am

Awww Jock!  You look so hot in those tight denims ya wearin'.  I swear I could  tie dye 'em with me tongue by mornin' if I had the chance.  Here let's ditch the cowboy hat...well c'mon, ya ain't no cowboy now is ya?!  An' it ain't no 'pissant' hat!  Hey, ya wanna climb in tha back seat?  I got me spur caught in tha aircon vent up here.  C'mon, let's do a glamour dive inta tha back and ditch this gear stick poking up me hooter...!  Hellooooo JOCK!  Are ya hearin' a word I'm sayin'?!
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Post by: Pipedream on September 12, 2006, 12:00:15 pm

((Meanwhile, an aircraft, coming in from Europe, lands at Broken Arsed International Airport...))  ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/FlugzeugKopie.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: YaadPyar on September 12, 2006, 01:00:10 pm
%% The FSD has been giving more thought to a diet that might help Lureen's digestive problems, and has found what she considers to be an excellent yin/yang solution. %%

(( In order to make sure there's enough protein, the FSD has imported toad's poo tofu direct from the ancestral homeland in Gui Linn. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Tofu.jpg)

(( She pairs it with some lovely brussell sprouts in a nice Vegamite sauce. ))


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/brussellsprouts.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/vegamite.jpg)

** When cooked under the loving direction of the FSD, Lureen won't even realize that it's a vegetarian dish.  **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/surfandturf.jpg)

** And no, of course a meal consisting of tofu, brussel sprouts and Vegamite won't make her even a bit gassy! **

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Post by: Pipedream on September 12, 2006, 04:27:02 pm

((Another aircraft is landing at Broken Arsed International Airport...))  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/FlugzeugKopie2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 12, 2006, 05:45:41 pm
Awww Jock!  You look so hot in those tight denims ya wearin'.  I swear I could  tie dye 'em with me tongue by mornin' if I had the chance.  Here let's ditch the cowboy hat...well c'mon, ya ain't no cowboy now is ya?!  An' it ain't no 'pissant' hat!  Hey, ya wanna climb in tha back seat?  I got me spur caught in tha aircon vent up here.  C'mon, let's do a glamour dive inta tha back and ditch this gear stick poking up me hooter...!  Hellooooo JOCK!  Are ya hearin' a word I'm sayin'?!

YOUNG JACK:

((Jack grimaces as Lureen hollers across the car at him, only about 2 feet.))

Ma'am, my name's Jack, not Jock. I think that was the other fella you were talkin' ta. You want me to see if I can get him? ((Lureen seems to ignore him and proceeds to attempt to scrape off his tonsils with her tongue. Jack manages to get her away long enough to pay attention to her other needs.)) If yer uncomfortable, mebbe we could switch positions 'r somethin'?

%% The door on the driver's side can't be locked too. %%
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Post by: Mikaela on September 12, 2006, 06:46:48 pm
= Meanwhile, back at the Riverton Super Market, late night turning to early morning…….. Jack sure isn’t the only guy in BAM who's caught the active and hands-on attention of a forceful female lately. =


MONROE:

(( Struck with guilt and remorse at having betrayed his 100% true devotion  and dedication to his beloved BAA, MONROE still can't find it in his heart to wish last night had never happened.  He needed something to relieve all his tension, stress and grief - and he sure needed someone to help mitigate his considerable inexperience in a certain area.... In fact, his newly acquired skills may one day (or night) yet come to benefit his BAA immensely! ))

((Which explains why the divine Ms. C is leaving Riverton behind with the following signed photo tucked more or less discreetly away over her heart: ))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/000000000000000000cher.jpg)


(( MONROE meanwhile turns his attention back to his ordinary everyday passion, and sits down humbly at the feet of the FSD to partake of the Yin/yang diet wisdom ))

%% Tofu?!? Vegemite?!  I may have even more to learn here than I ever did last night! %%
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Post by: alec716 on September 12, 2006, 06:53:26 pm

%% The FSD has been giving more thought to a diet that might help Lureen's digestive problems, and has found what she considers to be an excellent yin/yang solution. %%

(( In order to make sure there's enough protein, the FSD has imported toad's poo tofu direct from the ancestral homeland in Gui Linn. ))

(( She pairs it with some lovely brussell sprouts in a nice Vegamite sauce. ))



(( MONROE meanwhile turns his attention back to his ordinary everyday passion, and sits down humbly at the feet of the FSD to partake of the Yin/yang diet wisdom ))

%% Tofu?!? Vegemite?!  I may have even more to learn here than I ever did last night! %%



(( TOAD crawls out from under his rock high up on Broken Arse Mountain, horrified at the culinary news.  ))

TOAD:

**  MONROE, stop!  STOP!! The mere thought of my excrement being used in cooking makes me want to do what Lureen did

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/Toad.jpg)

but I'll try to hold it in.  Since this must be an Australian recipe, with Vegemite and all, why not try adding a more authentic ingredient instead?

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/roopoo.jpg)

And for full cultural authenticity, the well-accessorized FSD should consider wearing proper jewelry when cooking this scrumptous meal.  More than a mandala or a sheep herder or a grocer can be well-hung!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/koaear.jpg)  **

(( Upon realizing the depths to which Alec will stoop for a laugh, the AUDIENCE, CAST AND CREW, and SHEEP scat-ter.  ))
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Post by: Daniel on September 12, 2006, 06:56:50 pm
Daniel: ((pinches bridge of nose and shakes head slowly with closed eyes.))
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Post by: Ray on September 13, 2006, 04:12:36 am

Haw ppssorrf!  Ya said "Jock" 'cause I remember thinkn' "his name rhymes with his steepled bit!"  So ya wanna be called Jack do ya?  Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!  I guess I'll jist hafta remember that rhymes with what I intend doin' to ya steepled bit! HawHeeeehehehesnort!

((Grabs the collar of the smoulderingly handsome man cowering against the clutch peddal and chucks him into the back seat.))
CCcccoooooooooooooooooooooWWWWWWWWEEEEEE I'm gonna eat me some coyote apples t'night! 
I's gonna crush ya like jam and spread ya on me toast!  I's gonna crack ya like nuts and sprinkle ya on me ice cream! 
I's gonna peel ya like a banana and stick ya fair in mah Sundae! I's gonna MAKE YOU THA FATHER OF ME KID! 
Ya got any food in the glovebox?  Na?


 ((Drags fingernails along the beautiful torso as Jack crumbles into the back seat, leaving trails of blood seeping through the shredded material. 
Flings self into a double turn backflip to land on top of Jack with head in lap.  Buries down into his crotch and rips off belt buckle and all five fly
buttons with teeth in one bite.  Rips off own blouse in less spectacular fashion as it is only fastened with touch tape; a new and convenient
means of 'fastening'!  Holding Jack's face up against rear window and, using knees, works Jack's demims down onto his ankles.  Wonders how
Jack's pants feel about all this hot Lureeeeeeeeeen action, shrugs, and bites into his bleeding nipple.  Suddenly, like in a bolt of lightning, through
his wimpering, a thought occurs;  %%What if this guy likes Vanilla only??!%%))

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Lureens-Ray-ULTIMATE.gif)

Ya don't think I'm going too fast do ya? Mebee we should put tha breaks awn?


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Post by: YaadPyar on September 13, 2006, 10:25:16 am
%% FSD thinks that the tofu & brussel sprouts in Vegamite sauce has perhaps done the trick.  And what an unusually...handsome (?!?) woman Lureen is. %%

(( The FSD erects an entire rack of Feng Shui crystal balls to help move the chi along between Jack and Lureen.  Crystal balls provide a positive energy and bring light and brightness, as well as deflecting negative energies.  They are especially useful for encouraging positive chi'.  ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Crystal_ball_group.jpg)

%% FSD wonders if her assistance is needed here, as Lureen seems to have balls enough on her own.  %%


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Post by: alec716 on September 13, 2006, 10:50:09 am
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Lureens-Ray-ULTIMATE.gif)


(( A quiet, humble, conservatively-attired, and almost demure CHER is taking roll call back at the Sacred Concert Tour Relics Wardrobe Trunk and realizes that there has been an escape!  Or perhaps a theft!  Has LUREEN stolen more than JACK's right to sexual self-determination?  Never short on balls of her own, CHER yells... ))


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/34.jpg)

CHER:

HEY WHERE ARE MY SPINNING PASTIES??!!

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Post by: DeeDee on September 13, 2006, 11:18:28 am

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Lureens-Ray-ULTIMATE.gif)

LUREEN'S PASTIES:


%%WHOA, STOP MOVING...Jeez where am I?  My heads are spinning..ooh hello blue eyes.  Haven't seen you 'round and 'round and 'round these parts.  And who is this person I am hanging on to?  She's kind of cute, but she ain't the one I remember being stuck on last week. 
OH NO!  Someone must have taken us, covered us with a shirt and snuck us away..

I can't seem to remember.. were we at the Super Bowl?%%   






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Post by: Pipedream on September 13, 2006, 02:04:39 pm

And for full cultural authenticity, the well-accessorized FSD should consider wearing proper jewelry when cooking this scrumptous meal.  More than a mandala or a sheep herder or a grocer can be well-hung!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/koaear.jpg)  **


Owl Olivia:

%% Poo Earrings... Interesting!%%

** Hi folks! I'm back. Had some stuff to do at the Harry Potter set near London during the last three weeks. As you might know, this ain't my only job, on here. Has anybody seen my rag?? **


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/Euleguckternst.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 13, 2006, 02:14:14 pm
OLDER JACK:

((Graying hair and a rapidly developing moustache seem to be the result of Jack's most recent experience with Lureen and her Spinning Pasties. Shock apparently can do that to you.))

Um.... ((Considers breaking through the window with his fist, but the look on Lureen's handsome face tells him immediately not to try it.))

Fast or slow... in any direction .... I'd like to be goin'. ((Jack's eyes dart around the cramped car some more, but there is no escape.))
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Post by: alec716 on September 13, 2006, 02:32:49 pm
NEW AND IMPROVED POST WITH AUDIO TRACK!  CLICK LINK AT BOTTOM AND SING AT HOME!

LUREEN'S PASTIES:

%%WHOA, STOP MOVING...Jeez where am I?  My heads are spinning..ooh hello blue eyes.  Haven't seen you 'round and 'round and 'round these parts.  And who is this person I am hanging on to?  She's kind of cute, but she ain't the one I remember being stuck on last week. 
OH NO!  Someone must have taken us, covered us with a shirt and snuck us away..

I can't seem to remember.. were we at the Super Bowl?%%   



CHER:

**  Maybe one of you was... (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/ph0922.jpg).  **

((  CHER is feeling rather Cage-y (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/NOJE-07s27-moonstruck-23.jpg) due to the apparent "borrowing" of her SPINNING PASTIES by LUREEN.  Sometimes she is sari (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/big78.jpg) sorry that she ever got involved with these people.   ;)  ))

CHER:

You bet Lureen's star-spangled bosom I'm getting those pasties back!

(( CHER looks toward LUREEN's car and has finally found what she is looking for. ))

CHER (singing loudly, proudly and patriotically in a baritone as lusty and rich as she is, in the correct Francis Scott Key):

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/27.jpg)   

O say, can you see
by that lamp's measly light
what so proudly I wore
In my career's last gleaming?

Whose broad chest and bright sequins
through each big concert night
o'er falsies they watched
their Cher gallantly screaming

And the footlights' red glare
the wigs bursting in air
gave proof through the night
that my fans were still there!

Say, does that star-spangled bosom yet wave
o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

(( With that, CHER lunges toward LUREEN's car, reaching either for JACK or the SPINNING PASTIES or perhaps all three.  Luckily for the artistic integrity of the B.A.M. production, on-set security guards hold her back.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/big34.jpg)  ))
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Post by: Daniel on September 13, 2006, 02:56:00 pm
OLDER JACK (rapidly finding his youth at the sound of Cher's miraculous voice):

Hey, you hear somethin' out there?

((Jack turns around in hope that someone can potentially save him.))
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Post by: Lumière on September 13, 2006, 03:01:15 pm

%%
Those friggin PASTIES do get around, don't they? Jeez!  ::)


(http://www.playahata.com/images/celebpics/lilkim_purpledress.jpg)

(http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020823/175614__lilkim_l.jpg)

%%
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Post by: Pipedream on September 13, 2006, 03:06:16 pm

((The Props Magician gets a bit worried and thinks a bucket might be needed, in case anybody gets sick in that shaking car...))  :P

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Eimerbild.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on September 13, 2006, 03:38:52 pm
JAKETWIST:

**Well people, you will never guess in a million years, so I guess I will have to be the one to tell you.  It seems that James Schamus and the other mucky-mucks at O.O.C. Head Office did not take kindly to my abrupt departure. :o   After much discussion and wrangling they have decided to enforce the terms of the Contract I signed way back around SNIT, when my mind was obviously preoccupied with other, better things. ;D

So here I am!  Back in the bosom of my B.A.M. family. :-*   (Truth is, I did not much care for working for Mel.)  For one thing, that crazy old man insisted that he be addressed always as Mister Director Gibson Sir.  Can you imagine!  What a mouthful!  And there were other disturbing requirements that caused me to feel ill at ease, having to do with extremist fanatical prayers and rites, but I signed a Confidentiality Agreement and I don’t want to get served with legal papers two times in two weeks, so I will clap my gob shut and without further ado, here is the next Call Sheet:**


==CALL SHEET
aka THE NEXT SCENE IS ALMOST UPON US:



ACT II -- SCENE # 40 – ENNIS DROPS THE KIDDIES OFF AT ALMA'S WORK
and the Performers will be:
Ennis  -  Louise
Alma  -  Milli (Lucise)
Young Alma Jr  -  Becky
Young Jenny  -  Courtney (cmr107)
Munroe  -  Mikaela


ACT II -- SCENE # 41 – JACK BECOMES A FATHER
and the Performers will be:
Jack  -  Daniel
Lureen  -  Ray
Fayette Newsome  -  Barbara (Goadra)
L.D. Newsome  -  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Bobby  -  Flashframe777


C&CD JT
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Post by: Pipedream on September 13, 2006, 04:09:02 pm

The Props Magician and Owl Olivia in unison:

** Juhuuuu!!!
Our Continuity Director is back!!! Yay!!!**
    :o :D ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Champagner.jpg)

Owl Olivia:

%% Poor thing. Probably couldn't pay her rent any more and had to get back to this job. Maybe I should talk about some business ideas with her one of these days... %%
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Post by: welliwont on September 13, 2006, 04:39:31 pm

%% Poor thing. Probably couldn't pay her rent any more and had to get back to this job. Maybe I should talk about some business ideas with her one of these days... %%


JAKETWIST:

**whispering:  I already have one business idea in mind, dear Anke Spanky, I mean Madame Props Magician.  Maybe we can get together later on and discuss?  All I can say is it involves DVD's, and the PT.**

PS:  GOOD GRIEF!!  Where are my manners??  ??? ::) :P   Thank you for the warm welcome back Magician Spanky!  Glad you to see you back as well!!  Yeehawww!!

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Post by: Ray on September 13, 2006, 05:23:55 pm

= WooHooooooo great to see you all back.  Missed your presence.  'taint tha same without you. I've already had Mel on the phone demanding I send you back, so I told him you were circumcised and he went away quietly. =
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Post by: Ray on September 13, 2006, 05:39:47 pm
Quote
Fast or slow... in any direction .... I'd like to be goin'.
(( looks longingly into Jack's eyes.  ))

%% No one has eva sed nothing so sweet ta me afore.  I's thinking I's falling for this guy!%%

((Rips off Jack's bunch elastic Bonds 8 pack undies and commences ta chaw))

Hey look at I found down here, a Royal Doulton serving plate and a set of silver cutlery.  %%Man, this guy will be sarch a great provider! %%

%% Slow ya spinnin' down pasties.  You'll have me boobs looking like taffy if'n ya keep twirlin' so fast, and Daydy didn't pay all them big bucks for 'em to come out lookin' like taffy!

Hey Jack, I understand the value of the antique clock, tha expensive dinnerware, the lawn mower, and even this brass door knocker, but why d'ya bother stealin' these eight purple crystal balls...?  Sorry, six!  ...................I gotta puke! 

Some fool put a bucket outside without telling us!  I almost vomited right into it!!



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Post by: Daniel on September 13, 2006, 05:48:21 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack was thankful that he managed to get all that down in there, though he had forgotten them for the moment. )) %% Hey, wait a minute, lawnmower? I didn't get a lawnmower. Still,... if it'll keep her off me...%%

Hey, hey, hey! Those are personal.

((As Lureen leans out the window to vomit on the ground, missing the bucket by mere centimeters, Jack finds himself scratching his head.))

I think it might be those spinnin' things that're makin ya sick. They been goin' on this whole time?

((As long as the scene has been, Jack can't believe he is about to say this line.))

Well you are in a hur - a bit hairy. You been takin' hormones or somethin? That'll make ya sick too.

((Jack wonders for a moment where his other two amethyst spheres went, then sees the bulge in Lureen's cheeks.))

Lureen, that's a collection I'm savin' up for a very special person, so if ya don't mind...

((Jack reaches into her mouth and gently extracts the two amethyst balls to finish his collection, grabbing her brassiere to clean the vomit off them.))
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Post by: Ray on September 13, 2006, 06:13:50 pm
Hey, I was eating those!

((Takes knee out of Jack's chest))

Mah Daydy's tha hurry.  He want's me home with tha car by midnight!

((Rams pasties into Jack's eyes.  Kisses Jack on lips, tongue jammed right in.))
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Post by: Daniel on September 13, 2006, 06:18:59 pm
YOUNG JACK:

Lady, I don't want to know how hairy your daddy is. That's just not somethin' I need ta know. But --

((Still restrained by Lureen's other leg braced against his neck, he could not move his head as she removed her pasties and stuck them over his eyes.))

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!!  IT BURNS !!

** Apparently someone forgot to tell Lureen that that particular body glue should be kept away from the eye area.**

((He considered biting down hard on that tongue shoved down his throat, but his mama had raised him right.))
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Post by: DeeDee on September 13, 2006, 06:27:32 pm
LUREEN'S PASTIES:


%%Hey! Wait a minute lady! Stop pushing me into those ....oooh sexy, stunning blue eyes. Wow, I can get on board with this here fella. Wish he had something I could stick to.

((Notices Jack's pants))

%%hmmmmm....%%
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Post by: Ray on September 14, 2006, 03:35:32 am

Righto then, it's 20 minutes to midnight!  Now, working backwards, if I allocate 49 seconds ta close the garage door, a four minute detour at the all night food stop plus eight seconds to eat, 12 minutes to driving home, a minute and a half for a post coital cigarette, an' three seconds for our goodbyes, 32 seconds ta mop up and warshrag our stash, leaving us approximately 16 free seconds after we have sex.  Wanna game of knuckles?   

You look good in mah pasties bah the way!
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Post by: alec716 on September 14, 2006, 11:18:59 am
 
(( As LUREEN tries to engage a dazed JACK in a sweet, wholesome post-coital game of knuckles, CHER escapes the grip of the Artistic Integrity Police and, summoning the strength of a thousand righteously aggrieved divas, wrenches LUREEN's car door open so that she may retrieve what is rightfully hers, the SPINNING PASTIES, which, when autographed, will be extremely valuable on eBay.  As CHER opens the car door, she sees an overwhelmed, frightened, oxygen-deprived, and yet oddly sated JACK, too out of it even to rub his abraded eyelids, slide out and hit the ground...  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/jake.jpg)

(( Sympathetic to the state that poor JACK is in, and hoping to put him there herself someday, CHER declines to donate some used wigs to the coif-impaired LUREEN.  Glad to have liberated that sweet post-coital hunk, better late than never, and glad that she has his phone number and onset trailer location memorized, CHER drives off to celebrate the repaste-triation of her pasties with

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/200px-David_Hasselhoff_at_Baywatch.jpg)

DAVID TASSLE-HOFF, who is taking a break from shooting his hit television series BAMwatch.  ))
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Post by: DeeDee on September 14, 2006, 01:14:34 pm
LUREEN'S PASTIES:

%% Whew.. All this swooshing back and forth between divas is really tiring, but I sure am glad we got some time to "stick" around with Jack and his "friends".  Now our momma has come to save us from this blonde hoochie with the bad hairdo, and bring us back up on stage where we belong.  Can't wait to see the others again. %%


(http://bluelightburlesque.com/bluelight/imagesburlesque/stock_ouioui/pasties.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on September 14, 2006, 02:11:34 pm
LUREEN'S PASTIES:

  &&  Now our momma has come to save us from this blonde hoochie with the bad hairdo, and bring us back up on stage where we belong.  %%


(( Overhearing this comment, a prone-to-being-righteously-aggrieved CHER shar peis sashays away from her love puppy DAVID TASSLE-HOFF

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/david-hasselhoff-img_2.jpg)

and makes inquiry of the impertinent Sacred Concert Tour Relics.  ))

CHER (in a baritone which bespeaks her rich irritation at the interruption in her lustiness):

Excuse me, to exactly which blonde hoochie with the bad hairdo are you referring?

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/chercyndi2.jpg)

Keep up such CYNDI sinful talk and I'll LAUPER lop yer sequins off!  You'll be on eBay before you know it!

(( Her rebuke delivered, CHER saunters back to her love nest du jour and continues helping DAVID TASSEL-HOFF get the wrinkles out of his, um, .... puppies.
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Post by: Ray on September 14, 2006, 04:27:59 pm
Hey!  give back those pasties ya hag! Weren't you never taught to Cher?  %%Bytch, where did she come from?!  there goes mah game o' knuckles!%%

%% David Hasselhoff?!  Now there's a real man!  Here I am stuck with Jack bloody Frost in this cramped automobile and my childhood idol, Cher the queen if pasties and hair, and DH, my childhood fantasy, are hanging outside with a bucket.  Oh Lord, why do you smythe me so?!
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Post by: Daniel on September 14, 2006, 04:39:41 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Who said anythin' about bein' sated? %%

((Jack somehow comes out of his traumatized state and manages to get up, barely making it to the bathroom before vomiting himself.))

%% Whatever that Lureen's got, its catchin'. Think I'll stay in today.%%

((Jack takes a long shower using soap vigorously, tries to gently remove the abrasive glue remains from his eyelids, and spends the rest of the day wonderin' where Ennis is. He gets out a piece of paper and starts to write.))

%% Dear Ennis....  Well, I've done it with a woman, I think. I mean I'm not for certain that it was a woman, nor am I hunnerd percent sure I did it either. The whole night was kinda a terrifyin' blur. I'm not certain what it was, but it weren't like bein' with you. I hain't seen ya in a few years now, and I don't know where you're at neither, but I hope ya know I'm thinkin' on ya. It's the only thing keepin' me sane...%%

((Jack begins to mull over what he just wrote, and then he thinks to the last time they saw each other and how bitterly they departed each other's company... He's overcome by a desperate sadness as he knows he'll never see Ennis.... He crumples up the note and throws it away.))
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Post by: alec716 on September 14, 2006, 04:54:23 pm

(( Having learned from the print media that her appearance on the B.A.M. production is not universally beloved, CHER packs up her well-traveled Sacred Concert Tour Wig Trunk and prepares to leave the set.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/76-CHERTRUNK.jpg)

(( However, after an international wave of celebrities and politicians, including former U.S. President BILL CLINTON and former U.S. First Lady and current U.S. Senator HILLARY CLINTON arrive on the B.A.M. set

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/big13-1.jpg)

to voice their support for CHER and to bolster her sagging... um, ego... CHER decides to stay.  ))
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Post by: Ray on September 14, 2006, 05:19:50 pm

Hey Cher, you don't know me yet, but do ya wanna be mah bridesmaid?  I's got me an inclin' that I's gonna be hitchin' up to ol' blue eyes at tha tip of a shotgun now he's gone an' hidden half his stash in me vault.  He ain't much ta talk to I grant you, but man those buns o' steel.  Them's speak volumes!  So waddya say about bein' in me bridal party?  There'll be fresh prawns at tha reception!
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Post by: alec716 on September 14, 2006, 06:32:28 pm

(( Showing that CHER has support on both sides of the bed American political spectrum, U.S. President GEORGE W. BUSH insists on turning the television back to the B.A.M. Cable Network, much to the disgust of CONDI RICE.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/condi_bush_bed.jpg) ))

(( Meanwhile, despite suffering a headache caused by today's international media frenzy,

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/singing.jpg)

CHER is continuing her humanitarian works and explaining to one of the dejected BOY SCOUTS

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/tea.jpg)

why she had to auction off the entire troop's collection of pasties on eBay

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/pasties.jpg)

when she hears LUREEN's invitin' call.  ))

Hey Cher, you don't know me yet, but do ya wanna be mah bridesmaid?  So waddya say about bein' in me bridal party?  There'll be fresh prawns at tha reception!

CHER (putting aside her own attraction to JACK, realizing that this poor twirly girl needs him more than she does):

Why, LUREEN, you know I'd love to help you out!  Come look at my Sacred Wedding Dress Closet and find something that fits ... or that will by the time of the nuptials! 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/CHER153.jpg)


== Insert pregnant pause for LUREEN's response.  ==
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Post by: Daniel on September 14, 2006, 06:42:24 pm
YOUNG JACK:

Yeah, there's going to be a weddin'!!!

((Jack pauses for a moment.))

Wait a minute, a weddin'? ((Lureen's words finally sink into his head.)) ... Shotgun?!... Prawns?!... ((Jack considers runnin' for the border a ways ahead of his moment.))

((At Lureen's "buns of steel" comment, Jack reaches into the back of his jeans and pulls out the metal dishes he'd had stashed up there.))

%% Thanks for remindin' me a those. Was wonderin' why I was sittin' funny.%%
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Post by: Lumière on September 14, 2006, 06:58:16 pm

(( Meanwhile, back in Signal Wyoming ..

Lucise Indapaddock walks into a small jewellery shop on Center Street, Rings 'N Chains R We, owned by Piotr Indaloo, father of Lucas Indaloo .. aka the ALLEY DUDE ..  Lucise hesitates when he sees the sign..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/330974a0.jpg)

.. but decides to give the little shop a try.  Truth is, Lucise has been contemplating doing this for weeks.


After a few minutes checking out the meagre selection, Lucise spots a ring that catches his eye:

(http://www.buckfergesonoriginals.com/images/Jewlry/sheep_ring.jpg)
))

%%
  :D A Sheep ring!  A friggin' Sheep ring!  :D  I am buying this ..!

Focus Lucise ... FOCUS!  That ain't what you came here for ..
%%



((Lucise is about to call out to the shop owner when he sees ..

(http://www.furthers.com/images/CK22-Silver-Small.jpg)


%%
 :o :D That's it!  That's it!  This is the one!
%%



((Moments later, Lucise walks out of the jeweller's, a little smile on his lips ..
his heart pounding with excitement ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/a4631b1f.jpg)

Well okay, he looks very calm in this picture, but you get the idea ..  ;D

))




....


Milli:

** WTF was that about, you ask? lol..Stay tuned will ya..!!  **
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Post by: Daniel on September 14, 2006, 07:03:02 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Tries not to point out that he was abandoned mid-conversation.))

Daniel:

It's obvious to me. A hot guy in his sexy torn-hole cableknit sweater is visiting a jewelry store for the perfect accessory that will fit in his sweater-hole.
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Post by: Lumière on September 14, 2006, 07:10:59 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Tries not to point out that he was abandoned mid-conversation.))

Lucise Indapaddock:

((Telepathically strokes Guy's bruised ego .. and umm, other places ..  ;D ))
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Post by: Daniel on September 14, 2006, 07:13:01 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Is slightly alarmed by Lucise's telepathic infiltration.))

:: Lucise, is that you? ::
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Post by: alec716 on September 14, 2006, 07:14:29 pm
Lucise Indapaddock:

((Telepathically strokes Guy's bruised ego .. and umm, other places ..  ;D ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/robin2.jpg)

ROBIN:

HOLY SUBPLOTS, BATMAN!  I thought JACK was the one who was bruised.  Did LUREEN get to GUY too?
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Post by: Daniel on September 14, 2006, 07:17:22 pm
BATMAN:

No, Robin, don't you remember, he kept collapsing over at the Wedding Party? He happened to get a few bruises that way.

(http://online.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/Batman.jpg)

((Looks over and sees Robin with his batrang.)) Oh, for crying out loud, Robin. Put down the toys until we can get to the safe room.
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Post by: alec716 on September 14, 2006, 07:28:06 pm

BATMAN:

((Looks over and sees Robin with his batrang.)) Oh, for crying out loud, Robin. Put down the toys until we can get to the safe room.


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/sofa_artigo_batmanseriado_02.jpg)

ROBIN:

HOLY CREEPY POP STARS, BATMAN!  I don't want to go back in the safe room... what if that Joker MICHAEL JACKSON on duty in there again?!  I'll just stay here in the AUDIENCE with you.  We can sit back down now.
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Post by: Daniel on September 14, 2006, 07:38:52 pm
BATMAN:

No, no, Robin, not that safe room. The other safe room. You know.... ((lowers voice intimately)) ... our little personal one.

(http://www.bellapix.com/user/global/ACCOUNTS/USER4103635cd708a/images/441fd986399f4.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 14, 2006, 07:48:13 pm
AUDIENCE MEMBER (wandering in from The Rocky Horror Picture Show by mistake after visiting the toilets):

%% Too... many... subplots... Cannot... compute %% ((THUD))

(http://www.hrdctheater.com/shows/2005E2The%20Rocky%20Horror%20Show/photo/Faint.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on September 14, 2006, 09:31:29 pm
BATMAN:

No, no, Robin, not that safe room. The other safe room. You know.... ((lowers voice intimately)) ... our little personal one.


ROBIN:

HOLY SWEET TRANSVESTITES HOLY HUGS AND KISSES, BATMAN!  Just please call ahead and make sure that RIDDLER and PENGUIN have cleaned up after themselves this time!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/burt_ward_adam_west_batman_the_movi.jpg)

(( And the Batmobile speeds off in a cloud of dust... ))
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Post by: Pipedream on September 14, 2006, 09:57:45 pm


%% Holy tit shit! Why does everybody seem to be getting married suddenly? Even the butt lotion!! %%

** Hey JBB! Hope ya had a great bunnymoon! Hehe. **


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EuleaufZweig2.jpg)

((Owl Olivia remembers her own not so long ago wedding and shakes her feathered head.))

** By everybody! I'm off to London again! Business, ya know... **
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Post by: Ray on September 15, 2006, 03:36:12 am
==Plot Update..................................................................................anyone?!==

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Post by: YaadPyar on September 15, 2006, 10:14:13 am
YOUNG JACK:

%% Who said anythin' about bein' sated? %%


** The FSD is concerned about Jack.  She had provided amethyst crystal balls for clarity and enhanced Chi flow between him and Lureen, but inexplicably Jack's balls now seem blue! **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/lapis40mm1.jpg)(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/lapis40mm1.jpg)

%% The FSD consults her ancient scripts, which confirm that blue balls do not promote proper Chi, but instead block it.  %%

(( The FSD places the appropriate purple amethyst crystal on the set, once again restoring Chi flow and balance. ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Amethystballs.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on September 15, 2006, 10:21:21 am
==Plot Update..................................................................................anyone?!==



TERRY CLOTH (in one very long breath):  

Alright, MISTER RAYMILLE, as far as I can tell, LUREEN's breasts might be swelling as her possible pregnancy advances, DIANA ROSS is wondering why LI'L KIM's breast is firmer than her own, and a celibate-so-far-today-but-hey-it's-early-yet CHER is waiting for the eBay auction to close to see how much someone will pay for her used but still-glamorous pasty collection.  LUREEN is wondering if her KAPPA PHI SORORITY SISTERS are for real when they are telling her to wear KOALA POO EARRINGS as "something old" at the possible wedding.  JACK is hyperventilating about being caught in LUREEN's prawns prongs, and DAVID TASSLE-HOFF, BATMAN, GEORGE W. BUSH, ROBIN, and CONDI RICE are enjoying their respective refractory periods.  Not so sure that THE CLINTONS are in need of such, or at least on the same day as each other.  It looks like L.D. and FAYETTE NEWSOME paid the entry fee for LUREEN's barrel racing but that JACK is gonna pay another kinda entry fee with respect to her.  The ever-maternal FAYETTE NEWSOME did interrupt her rigorous hair-spraying schedule to remark to L.D. NEWSOME that their only begotten be getting home late.  As with THE CLINTONS, the refractory period issue is unclear here.  And poor MRS. TWIST has probably even forgotten what one is.  JIMBO and BIMBO could likely describe the notion to her.  GUY and LUCISE are still flirting, hoping to need a mutual refractory period some day, and LUCISE seems about ready to whip out his... Mastercard.  SEXY AUDIENCE MEMBER has been tragically quiet, and JACK'S PANTS and ENNIS' JAMMY PANTS are perhaps gettin' steamy at the Riverton laundry.  We'll have to look.  The SWEET TRANSVESTITE is recovering in the infirmary along with the naseous FROG.  Don't know where the HIGH PRIESTESS is, maybe she's playing nurse in the infirmary.  TIMMY left, got sick of being the butt of everyone's jokes.  MICHAEL JACKSON, thankfully, is nowhere to be seen.  He is possibly at his therapist's office.  WHITNEY HOUSTON is filing for divorce from BOBBY BROWN.  OWL OLIVIA is off to a business meeting and the FENG SHUI DIRECTOR has shown everyone that she herself has plenty of balls.  She has also shown everyone something blue of JACK's that ain't his eyes, and I don't know how JACK feels about that.  ANNIE PROULX, LARRY McMURTRY, DIANA OSSANA, and ANG LEE are speaking to their lawyers about the possibility of obtaining an injunction against the entire CAST and CREW.  JBB is held firmly in my heart.  The SHEEP seem to have run off again and the DUMBA&& MULES have been very quiet.  LOW STARTLE POINT and CIGAR BUTT may be off foalin' around somewhere.  The SHAR-PEI PUPPIES, momentarily usurping the role of one of our beloved SHEEP, are peeing on the red carpet in your trailer as I speak.  Since YOU are on the CASTING COUCH "interviewing" potential understudies for MONROE, look over and tell them to stop.  Therefore, I believe that it is time for ENNIS to drop ALMA JUNIOR and JENNY off to ALMA at MONROE's grocery store, except that the regularly-scheduled MONROE has no computer access (either that or he is sick from the FSD's toad's poo and brussels sprouts) and casting of the UNDERSTUDY is pending... as, um, you know, and you seem to have your hands full undressing the candidates addressing that need.

Looks like more than LUREEN'S PASTIES are spinning out of control!  I hope we are carrying out your wishes... about the subplots, I mean.

(( LIke JACK the day before him but for very different reasons, TERRY CLOTH collapses in an oxygen-deprived heap. ))
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Post by: Front-Ranger on September 15, 2006, 11:04:17 am
Never fear Terry!! The Chilean Sheepherders are standing by faithfully with tanks full of Downy fabric softener/fluffer with Active Oxygen and lanolin, and are well trained in cardo-pilmonary resusitation!! If we see U turning blue, we'll be there by your side immediatly!!
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Post by: alec716 on September 15, 2006, 11:12:43 am

TERRY CLOTH (gasping for air but coming around faster than LUREEN on the barrel course):

Thanks, CHILEAN SHEEPHERDERS.  Here on the Performance Thread, we are all respectful of each other's opinions (and senses of humor!) and I am glad to have companions where none had been expected.

(( TERRY CLOTH smiles.  ))

(( ALEC too.  ))
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 15, 2006, 11:52:13 am
((AUDIENCE MEMBERS clap heartily at TERRY CLOTH's welcome recital of the plot points of the BAM production, as they themselves lost the plot about four 'effen years ago...

(http://www.nmshtd.state.nm.us/photo_galleries/NMDOT/US64-87/images/i.%20audience%20clap%20.jpg)

...and thought they'd actually come to see 'Oklahoma!'.

(http://www.digitallyobsessed.com/cover_art/oklahoma.jpg)

They are still hopeful, however, that CHER will entertain them with a rousing rendition of 'I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say No'...))

(http://www.bambooloungetulsa.com/gallery/cher.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on September 15, 2006, 12:42:44 pm

They are still hopeful, however, that CHER will entertain them with a rousing rendition of 'I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say No'...))


CHER:

I told my agent to shred that photo!  I hated my clothes and make-up that day ... who's gonna want to ride on that surrey with the fringe on top hussy with the fringe 'n slop?!
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Post by: Daniel on September 15, 2006, 12:54:05 pm
TERRY CLOTH (in one very long breath):  

She has also shown everyone something blue of JACK's that ain't his eyes, and I don't know how JACK feels about that.  


YOUNG JACK:

((Jack scratches his head, slightly confused.))

**Well to be honest, I don't remember collectin' blue balls, just the amethyst ones. I don't think anyone'd want the blue ones.**
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Post by: alec716 on September 15, 2006, 01:02:57 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack scratches his head, slightly confused.))

**Well to be honest, I don't remember collectin' blue balls, just the amethyst ones. I don't think anyone'd want the blue ones.**

CHER (in a slightly husky, rich and lusty whisper, coming close to clinching her title as On-set Harlot, not that anyone else is apparently in the competition):

JACK, you got blue balls?  Need help with 'em?

(( JACK should feel free to run for the hills!  ))
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Post by: Daniel on September 15, 2006, 01:09:03 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Still scratching his head, holds up the blue balls for Cher to see with his other hand.))

**Well apparently I do. I mean, unless the FSD's turned 'em back to amethyst again.**

((Hands the blue balls to Cher))

**You can have 'em. I don't need 'em.**

((Jack walks across the room and sits down, brooding over the latest turn of events.))
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Post by: Lumière on September 15, 2006, 01:25:42 pm
(( Meanwhile .. back in Wyoming ..

Lucise, elated after his successful jewelry purchase, hurries off home and changes into something more comfy.  He picks up his phone and dials the familiar number ..))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/46d5c60d.jpg)


**
Guy .. hey!  It's Lucise..
Gee .. you sound kinda tired .. you okay?
**


%%
I hope I didn't overdo the telepathic stroking .. he sounds worn out ..  :-\
%%

**
Guy, I know we dint finish our chat the other day ..  I just needed some time is all, I promise to make it up to you .. are you busy tomorrow night?  I thought we could get together again, hang out abit .. you know..? I'd love to see you real soon .. can you make it?
**


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Post by: Daniel on September 15, 2006, 01:33:39 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy is delighted to hear Lucise's voice, even over the phone.))

** Of course I can make it.... And well, if I can't I'm gonna do it anyway. This marketing job is time-consuming, but I have to make time for myself too... Did you want to get reservations anywhere, I can probably get us bumped up on the lists...?**

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Post by: Lumière on September 15, 2006, 01:55:13 pm
LUCISE I.:

(( Lucise grins like an imbecile at Guy's words..  ;D))

**
Great!  If you can make reservations for dinner somewhere, that'd be great!  :D
Some place nice and fancy would be awesome.. I can't wait!  See you tomorrow 'round 6pm?
**
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Post by: Lumière on September 15, 2006, 01:59:17 pm
(( Meanwhile, back at the Del Mar Household ..

ALMA busies herself preparing lunch before she takes off for her shift at the supermarket ..
She absent mindedly day-dreams as she expertly attacks the carrots she is chopping ..

))

%%
I dint work up the nerve to do that blasted pregnancy test yet ..  I feel okay though.. no nausea
..none of those things .. Good thing Ennis has been too tired these days in bed to try anything ..
I am so not in the mood for that right now .. especially that thing he likes doing back there .. ::)

Tonight .. I'll do the damn test and git it over with ..
Just so that Ennis doesn't wake up one morning and finds me looking like:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Celebres/0e0d503e-2.jpg)

Yes .. tonight ..

Oh crap..look at the time .. I'm gonna be late !!
%%
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Post by: Daniel on September 15, 2006, 02:08:01 pm
Does Alma frequently take off her shift at the supermarket?
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Post by: Lumière on September 15, 2006, 03:17:46 pm
Does Alma frequently take off her shift at the supermarket?

Errr .. she takes off for her shifts though .. what exactly are you gettin' at, Mr Smart Alec Daniel ..  :P
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Post by: louisev on September 15, 2006, 04:25:06 pm
ENNIS: 

Tossing hay to the heifers at LONELY OLD RANCH, worrying:

%%
Sure hope I got her knocked up, fulfillin my marital duty is startin ta wear on me.  All day tossin hay an muckin stables, an every night she's after me ta put on the cutesy pajamas an smooch.  I'm about ready ta try for artificial insemination.  It's good enough for these heifers, it'll suit her just fine...
But ...can I really afford another mouth ta feed?  Have ta take on another job if that's the case...

Just one good night's sleep without her hangin all over me for sugar... what I really need is a good roll in the tent with Jack.  Wonder what he's up to nowadays?  Should a never punched em in the face that last day, probably scared em off.  Jack, if I knew what a lousy kisser Alma was I would a never married her! 

%%%

RANDOM HEIFER:    Hey moo-  (TRANSLATION:  "You handin that hay out or scratchin yer balls there, boy?")

ENNIS:  Yeah yeah I'm gettin to it, damn cattle.
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Post by: Daniel on September 15, 2006, 04:33:13 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((From offstage))

** When did ya punch me in the face? Tryin' ta remember..... Nope, didn' punch me at anytime. Ya always found more creative ways to 'spress yer anger. **
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Post by: Daniel on September 15, 2006, 04:45:05 pm
Errr .. she takes off for her shifts though .. what exactly are you gettin' at, Mr Smart Alec Daniel ..  :P

So what exactly is she taking off for her shifts... Does the supermarket have an underground stip club or something?
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Post by: louisev on September 15, 2006, 04:45:22 pm
ENNIS:  

((Looks around him wildly at the sound of a voice, then fixes a wary eye on RANDOM HEIFER))

Are you sassin me there, Elsie?  Cause there's plenty more heifers out here I can hand out hay to.

RANDOM HEIFER:  Yeah moo-whatever
((munches and yawns at the same time, a skill known only to Herefords))

ENNIS: ((actually scratching his balls this time))

%%Thought sure I heard Jack.  I didn't punch em that day?  Well maybe I threw that pastrami sandwich.  I had some sort a catharsis there... somewheres that I been regrettin ever since....%%

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:  Yo Moo!!

ENNIS:  Jesus Christamighty you cows never give it a rest do ya?


((Tosses the rest of the hay at the milling bovines.))

%%About time ta head home.%%



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Post by: Lumière on September 15, 2006, 04:54:02 pm
So what exactly is she taking off for her shifts... Does the supermarket have an underground stip club or something?

I'll let Monroe answer that ..  ;D

Speaking of Monroe .. when the heck did he join the army .. ?

(http://services.windowsmedia.com/vidpic/pic200/drV000/V041/V0041733NI8.jpg)


Wait..maybe he has joined the French Legion in an attempt to escape Cher's insatiable demands for his body and time .. The poor sod!
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Post by: Daniel on September 15, 2006, 04:57:45 pm
RANDOM HEIFER:

** So what's this about happy cheese again? We need ta find some for this Hay person. He seems sad. **

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:

** Yeah, either happy cheese, or he needs to eat more chikin.**

RANDOM HEIFER:

** Are you being serious, or was that some kinda obscure sexual joke? **

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:

** Well we're puttin up the bullboards billboards all the time.**

(http://www.advertka.ru/img/print/aragon_bov_board2.jpg)

RANDOM HEIFER:

** That was so last year. We're on to bigger and better things now.**

Daniel:
** Having a hard time spelling today. **
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Post by: louisev on September 15, 2006, 05:07:07 pm
ENNIS: 

((Gives RANDOM HEIFERS a poisonous look before stalking off to go back to LONELY OLD RANCH HOUSE.))

I can't HEAR YOU!  LA LA LA LA!!!


((Scratches his balls again.))

%% Better go down the store an pick up some Obtundia, I think I got jock itch again.%%
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Post by: Daniel on September 15, 2006, 05:15:43 pm
SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:

**Say, do you ever miss those billboard climbin' days?**

RANDOM HEIFER:

**Miss 'em? You insane? You know I'm skeerd of heights. And those ladders ain't really meant for cows.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:

** Still, gives me an idea... We gotta get hay man onto bein happier, or he'll sit there scratchin' his balls all day and we won't never get our fair share of the sweet stuff.**

((The random heifers put their heads together and after much whispering... separate.))

RANDOM HEIFER:

** I won't like doin' it, but alright. I kin see yer point.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:

** Okay, I get to be on top this time.**

RANDOM HEIFER:

**Sigh!**

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Post by: louisev on September 15, 2006, 05:21:25 pm
ENNIS: 

((Driving away from LONELY OLD RANCH feed lot, wiggling uncomfortably with a blooming case of Jock Itch (TM.) slams on the breaks when he spots: ))

"FIND JACK QUICK"


%%DAMN!  Find Jack Quick.  Yeah... how the hell am I gonna do that?%%


((Scratches his balls again.))
%%Just better forget about em. Better for all concerned. I got my girls ta think about now.  THE GIRLS! I better go pick em up from Alma's sister before she makes em redecorate the house with crayons!!!%%

((Roars off at high speed, leaving a cloud of dust.))
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Post by: Daniel on September 15, 2006, 05:27:26 pm
RANDOM HEIFER: ((perched precariously on the ledge of the billboard sign))

** Damn, he's goin' the wrong way. You reckon he needs directions? **

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:

**Hold still, I'm jumpin down.**

RANDOM HEIFER:

**I still think we need to find the happy cheese.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:

**You're gettin that wrong. Its "Great cheese comes from happy cows.".**

RANDOM HEIFER:

**Oh posh! Well, send a moocow telegram, find this Jack fellow?**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ((Jumps off the other cows back))

**Wheeee!**

RANDOM HEIFER: ((shakes head and sighs))
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Post by: Daniel on September 15, 2006, 05:45:02 pm
MOSCOW TELEGRAM SERVICE:

(http://www.cheaptickettorussia.com/mail/mail%20to%20Russia.gif)

**Ya? Did someone orter Moscow Telegram?**
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Post by: Daniel on September 15, 2006, 06:00:23 pm
RANDOM HEIFER: ((out of breath from trying to climb down the billboard ladder.))

** Not a Moscow Telegram! A Moocow telegram. That's completely different.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ((peels itself off the ground.))

**Yeah, it's different. I wanna go first! I wanna go first!**

RANDOM HEIFER:

**Fine, you go first... Don't run across the field, you moron. The humans'll suspect something.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:

** Right, gotta be sneaky.**

((Slowly mosies across the field to the fenced edge, where nearby cows from the next field are casually grazing.))

**Okay, let's see here. One long moo, too shorts. No, that's not right.**

((calls back to RANDOM HEIFER)): **How do ya do this again? I forgot.**

RANDOM HEIFER: ((rolls eyes))

**Well first, you gotta introduce yourself properly, flip your tail like theres a fly or somethin'.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:

**Oh right.**

((After a few fumbles, finally gets the message sent across properly, with the loving support of RANDOM HEIFER.))

(http://www.jpcs.on.ca/biodiversity/ghg/images/cows-fence.jpg)

((Soon, all the herds in the county were mooing the same message: "Find Black, I mean Jack. Potential Sweet Life for Cows and Calves. Roll of hay for everyone." and the message was moving across the state.))

Daniel:
Just thought I'd point out that we've got over 2500 posts now! Congratulations everyone.
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Post by: alec716 on September 16, 2006, 12:22:58 am
Daniel:
Just thought I'd point out that we've got over 2500 posts now! Congratulations everyone.

2,500 POSTS AND CLOSING IN ON 23,000 PAGE VIEWS!!!

YEE-HAW!!!

(( All RANDOM HEIFERS dance wildly.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/dancing_cow.jpg) (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/danccow.gif) (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/dancing_cow.jpg) (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/danccow.gif)


(( And more than LUREEN'S PASTIES and JACK's head are spinning wildly.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/dancecowcowcow.gif) (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/dancecowcowcow.gif) (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/dancecowcowcow.gif)
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Post by: alec716 on September 16, 2006, 01:27:04 am
(( One scrawny-a&&ed RANDOM HEIFER, possibly number 21, is not yet on message with the new slogan

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chickfilabobble-1.jpg),

but all the others are trying to help find JACK a'fore ENNIS gives them something more poisonous than glances.  And the RANDOM HEIFER who ENNIS missed feeding, possibly number 98, is having to nose around for her own food. 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cow_tongue.jpg) ))


RANDOM RANCH HAND:

Jeez, ENNIS, number 132 is a huge heifer!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cow06.jpg)


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/hugh_hefner_150d1.jpg)

HUGH HEFNER:

Sorry, was someone talking to me?

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/2510heartb.jpg)

My ears were, um, sort of blocked, so maybe I heard wrong.


RANDOM PLAYBOY BUNNY:

** giggle giggle **


SECOND RANDOM PLAYBOY BUNNY:

** giggle giggle **


THIRD RANDOM PLAYBOY BUNNY
FIRST RANDOM DIVA
CHER:

Hey, what does it take for a bunny to just maintain a little CHASTITY around here?!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cher_playgirls.gif)


SECOND RANDOM DIVA:

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/rupaul.jpg)

Excuse me, but did I hear that my picture was being featured prominently on the Performance Thread?!  Ooooo, I am so excited!!  I just love free publicity!


THIRD RANDOM DIVA:

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/tomdame.jpg)

No, possum, that was Roo Poo!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/00001.jpg)

It's Australian, you know, just like me!  And that red-clad cad MISTER RAYMILLE!


SECOND RANDOM DIVA:

Oh, I see it better now! 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/rupaul5.jpg)

My bad!  But can I hang out with you girls anyway and watch the show?


THIRD RANDOM DIVA:

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/Dame_Edna_Back_With_A_Vengeance-732.jpg)

** That one's not exceptionally bright, I'm afraid.  How terribly, terribly sad for her!  Be nice to her, possums, anyway, could you?  Just for me? **
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Post by: Ellemeno on September 16, 2006, 02:12:29 am
POSSUMS

%% So friendly!! %%

((Settling in among all the scripts TERRY has been sent since becoming a star.))


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/918.jpg)



((Offering a hostess gift they know will be popular around here))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/possumpoo.jpg)


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Post by: Daniel on September 16, 2006, 07:46:15 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Although he does not really want to post so close to the above article of refuse, no one else seems to want to either, so he decides to get it over with. He sits on the couch and finishes Lucise's knitting project, doing his best to match Lucise's beautiful stitches. The wool yarn felt so delicate in his hands, but he had tested the skein's strength before and knew it was a magnificent batch.))

%% This must be the Broken Arsed Yarn... It has Lucise's signature attention to detail all over it.%%

((Guy hoped Lucise would like the the restaurant he had picked out. He couldn't exactly pronounce the name of the restaurant, and he always enjoyed exotic restaurants with even more exotic menu entrees, though he was certain the restauranteur had thought him insane when he made his strange requests about red wine.))

%% What are you thinking, Guy, you are insane!! %%

((Guy scowled at the thought that interrupted his thought-narration.))

%%Hush. I'm trying to think! %%

%% I can see that. You aren't doing too well. %%

((Guy shook his head and got up, heading toward the bathroom.))

%% What are you doing, Guy? You don't have to use the bathroom. %%

((Guy frowned solemnly and continued toward the medicine cabinet, quickly jerking it open and scanning the contents. He grabbed a small white bottle and swallowed a few pills.))

%% Guy, what did you just take? That wasn't -- %%

((The thoughts in his head silenced for the moment, Guy smiled to himself, made his way back to the sofa and resumed his knitting.))

((After a few minutes of knitting, Guy suddenly jerks upright.))

%% How did I get here? %%
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Post by: Lumière on September 16, 2006, 10:59:26 pm
LUCISE INDAPADDOCK:


((Lucise whistles loudly as he opens his bedroom door heading for the bathroom ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/502f6455.jpg)

He is anxious about getting ready for his dinner date with Guy tonight .. when suddenly ..
He spots Guy in the living room, busy knitting away .. looking slightly disoriented..

))

**
Guy......??
How did you get in here ..? 
I was just about to go take a shower ..
You okay?
**


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Post by: Daniel on September 16, 2006, 11:03:25 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Looks up anxiously as he hears Lucise's voice, then blushes and looks down hurriedly at the sight of his companions' undressed state.))

** I.. I don't know. I mean I called and got our reservations, and the next thing I know I was here knitting, and then I didn't know how I had gotten here, and then... then, you showed up. **

((Guy looks away, ashamed of his mental state of confusion. He definitely doesn't want to mention his mental disphoria.))

**I- I- hope I didn't break the lock or anything when I came in. I honestly don't remember coming here.**
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Post by: alec716 on September 16, 2006, 11:11:58 pm
FAYETTE:

%%Eeeeek! I’m out of hairspray! I’ll never be ready for my close-up!%%

((Finds a spare bottle in the pocket of her mink coat))



(( FAYETTE is likely confused ... has she ever seen this brand before?  FAYETTE may be thinking that LUREEN borrowed her mink coat again ... she has been favoring bulky clothes lately, don't know why that girl worries so much about her figure... and picked this up from that scallywag bull rider with the dollar signs in his blue eyes.  After all, LUREEN does have a habit of borrowing from other people's wardrobes.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/JBB/in053380_16b9b.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on September 16, 2006, 11:20:46 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Looks up anxiously as he hears Lucise's voice, then blushes and looks down hurriedly at the sight of his companions' undressed state.))

** I.. I don't know. I mean I called and got our reservations, and the next thing I know I was here knitting, and then I didn't know how I had gotten here, and then... then, you showed up. **

((Guy looks away, ashamed of his mental state of confusion. He definitely doesn't want to mention his mental disphoria.))

**I- I- hope I didn't break the lock or anything when I came in. I honestly don't remember coming here.**



LUCISE I.:


((Smiles and walks over to where Guy is sitting .. picks up the knitting from Guy's hands .. looks at it closely ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/a993dd76.jpg)


**
I dint know you could knit so well.  This is great .. your stitches are a little weaker than mine..but boy, you do have some knit and purl  rhythm there  ;D .. gosh, I learn something new about you everyday ..
**


(( Lucise smiles at Guy .. sits down beside him.. glances at the front door ..

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/students/2002/08/images/living_in_a_student_house_270.jpg)

))

**
Shit, you really did break the lock on the door ..  ;D..Ah well, never mind about the door ..  We can have it repaired ..
We better get ready and git going for dinner .. I am getting pretty hungry..
I am just gonna jump into the shower .. care to join me ..?
**


(( Lucise smiles and winks at Guy, he glances back at the broken door and smiles, shaking his head ..))

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Post by: Daniel on September 16, 2006, 11:31:23 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((With Lucise's bare, warmth-radiating body so close to his, Guy is completely overcome by emotional confusion at the sultry look Lucise throws in his direction.))

**I don't think so... Umm, not right now... Yes, definitely... No, better not.... Ummm.... Is this a multiple choice question?**

((Guy finally shakes his head with some finality.))

**I'm more hungry right now than anything else... Umm, I hope you like Bavarian Cuisine? I found this nice little restaurant thats not too expensive but the menu had some tantalizing entrees. So I can wait for you to step out of the shower. If I tried, I'd probably take four hours anyway.**
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Post by: Lumière on September 16, 2006, 11:46:19 pm
LUCISE I.:


(( Lucise smiles again to himself as Guy fumbles for an answer to his question ..))


**
Bavarian Cuisine..! Excellent ..sounds fab!
Okay .. I better go clean up then .. and Guy, take it easy .. relax ..this should be a fun night .. just the two of us ..
**


((At that, Lucise gets up and strolls off to the bathroom, very much aware of Guy's eyes burning holes on his derriere ..

About 30 minutes later, Lucise emerges from the bedroom .. shoving something quickly in his jacket pocket before Guy looks up at him..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/341bec91.jpg)

))

**
I made an effort tonight .. this Bavarian rest'rant sounds like quite the fancy place ..so I thought I'd look all fancy ..
I might be a sheep trainer, but I got my moments ..  ;)  Shall we go??
**


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Post by: Daniel on September 16, 2006, 11:54:47 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy smiles at Lucise in his classy suit, standing up to grab his jacket also... except it's not there.))

** Guess I'm going without my blazer... again. Oh well, I think its only semiformal, so I should be alright in just this shirt and tie. **

((Guy walks over by Lucise and takes a hold of his hand, entwining their fingers together. He leans into Lucise's shoulder, letting his head relax.))

**I guess if it gets cold enough, we can share yours, huh? **
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Post by: Lumière on September 17, 2006, 12:20:41 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy smiles at Lucise in his classy suit, standing up to grab his jacket also... except it's not there.))

** Guess I'm going without my blazer... again. Oh well, I think its only semiformal, so I should be alright in just this shirt and tie. **

((Guy walks over by Lucise and takes a hold of his hand, entwining their fingers together. He leans into Lucise's shoulder, letting his head relax.))

**I guess if it gets cold enough, we can share yours, huh? **


LUCISE I.:

**
You bet ..
**


(( Lucise blushes slightly, smiling brightly..))

**
Okay .. I called a cab already, it should be here any minute now ..
**


(( About 15 minutes later, Lucise and Guy arrive at The Bavarian Inn .. where they are greeted at the door by the hostess Martha, a cute lady in a dirndl and apron ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/5184df2f.jpg)


She leads them into the restaurant .. Lucise gasps as he looks around ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/1f919caa.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/85c8b8c7-1.jpg)

Lucise leans close to Guy and whispers .. ))

**
Who knew there was a place like this in Wyoming ?? Holy sh.. :D
**




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Post by: Daniel on September 17, 2006, 12:29:52 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy smiles as Lucise leans over to whisper in his ear.))

** Well, its a popular food, you just have to know where to look for the restaurants... Do you know what you want, or shall we get a menu?  I've heard the blood sausage is pretty good but I think I'm going to have the spaetzle. And liver dumpling soup. **

((Guy lowers his voice to a conspiratorial whisper, leaning in closer to Lucise and smelling him.))

**And of course the desert. No Bavarian meal would be complete without kaiserschmarm**
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Post by: Lumière on September 17, 2006, 12:49:34 am
LUCISE I.:

(( Lucise licks his lips as Guy keeps leaning in to whisper to him .. ))

**
I don't know squat about Bavarian food .. I better look at the menu ..
I do know that I ain't gonna be having no blood sausage, that's for damn sure! 
**


((After a minute or two of struggling to figure out the german names on the menu .. Lucise finally gives up ..))

**
Hmm.. okay .. I think I'm gonna have the Fried sausages served with sauerkraut ..
**


((Lucise glances over at the bar and sees the hostess Martha talking to the barman ..

**
I'll be back in a sec .. order some wine .. okay?  white wine ..of course.. ;)  I'll be right back ..
**


((At that .. Lucise walks over to the bar to have a word with Martha .. Guy looks on..puzzled..))


**

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Post by: Daniel on September 17, 2006, 12:58:53 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy orders a white wine without too much flavor and waits for Lucise to return to his seat.))

%% He is acting very strange today. I hope everything's all right back home. %%

%% Oh yeah, right Guy. That's the problem. It's not you, its them. %%

((Guy shakes his head, trying to rid himself of the second thoughtstream.))

%% Leave me alone! %%

%% Can't. This is too much fun. %%

((Guy looks worriedly over at Lucise, still talking with the hostess. He looks away for a moment, listening to the voices debate in his mind.))
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Post by: Lumière on September 17, 2006, 01:22:57 am
LUCISE I.:

((Lucise walks back to the table and takes his seat as Guy pours him some wine ..))

** Ahh....this place is nice!  We gotta come here more often.  I just love the ambiance in here, great choice Guy!  **

((Lucise sips on his wine, looks up at Guy and continues ..))

** I been thinking alot these past days and if you remember from our last discussion, I've been struggling with the decision of staying on here ..working for OOC Productions and the BAM stuff or going back home to my folks' place.  After several days of hard thinking and about 20 litres of wine later, I have a clearer idea of what I want ..
**


((Lucise smiles to himself again .))

** Ah look .. our food is here!  :) I am famished ..  **

((Lucise looks over at the blood sausage on Guy's plate .. trying hard not to look disgusted ..

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/b/b0/250px-Morcilla_cocida.jpg)

))

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Post by: Daniel on September 17, 2006, 01:31:44 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy smiles up at Lucise as he sits down again, and the smile broadens when the food arrives.))

%% Wait, did I order blotwurst???.... What's wrong with me?%%

** Here, Lucise, try some of this. I think you might like it.**

((Guy cuts into the blotwurst and watches the red viscous fluid squirt out onto the plate. The fried food was perfectly edible.
At least he got his soup order right though.))

**Where is back home, anyway? You never answered me before?**

((Guy tries to place the knife back on the plate, but it slips in the blood and twirls around, slicing Guy's hand.))

**Ow!..... Oh!..... Umm, Lucise... I'm bleeding.**
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Post by: Lumière on September 17, 2006, 01:48:36 am
LUCISE I.:

**
Shit!
**


((Lucise grabs his napkin and presses it against Guy's cut ..trying to stop the blood..))

**
Umm..we better see if they have a first aid kit around here .. I hope they do..
Hold this down on the cut .. I'll be right back..
**


((Lucise hurries off in search of some help and returns with Martha and a man dressed like a Chef, armed with a first aid box ..))

**
Guy, I think you better go with him and get a bandage put on that ..
**


%%
..and the evening was going so damn well ..
%%
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Post by: Daniel on September 17, 2006, 02:02:30 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy allows the chef to administer first aid to his hand, then listens carefully as the Chef proclaims it only a small scratch and not something to worry about.))

((Guy wearily smiles up at Lucise.))

**See, Lucise, it's not so bad. Just a scratch. I was a little worried by the sight of blood, but that's just me, I think.**

((Guy still wonders how he got the Blood Sausage in the first place since he thought he had ordered something totally different. It sat there on its plate, basically untouched.))
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Post by: Lumière on September 17, 2006, 02:19:13 am
LUCISE I.:

** Only a scratch .. that's good!   :)
I think we better move on to dessert, we might have better luck with that ..
**


((As the table is being cleared .. Lucise continues ..))

**
So where was we??  .......

Ahh.. I think you were asking me where home is ..
Well, my family is from Romania .. from Petrosani to be exact, beautiful little city .. my folks are back there now.
America is home for me now, but I won't mind going back home sometime .. maybe sooner than later actually .. time'll tell.
I still got a few Broken Arsed Woolen Ecstacy items to launch .. then after that .. I'd love to go back home for a while, visit my family ..
Maybe you could come with me .. I bet you never been to Romania before ..
**


((Lucise moves alittle uneasily in his seat and continues ..))

**  As a matter of fact, I got something very important to ask you ..
But first, i got a little something for you ... I hope you like chocolate ..  :)
**


(( Guy is still trying to figure out what Lucise means when Martha appears beside him, holding a gift basket ..


(http://www.belengiftandbasket.ca/images/baskets/Chocolate/medley_big.jpg)
))



MARTHA: (to Guy)

**  Sir, this is compliments of the gentleman you are dining with .. :)  **



Still puzzled .. Guy looks with amazement at the items in the basket ..
He pulls out one of the boxes of chocolate and opens it ...


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/8271470f.jpg)

........

))

%%
I hope he doesn't faint ..
%%

((Lucise holds his breath .. awaiting Guy's reaction ..))



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Post by: Daniel on September 17, 2006, 02:28:45 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy is astonished and more than a little confused by the message scrawled across the chocolate.))

** The hostess wants me to marry her? But we only just met.**

((Realization slowly dawns on Guy. Particularly when the hostess gave him that patronizing little smile. Lucise had set this up.))

** I... I... Lucise, I..... **

((Tears begin to fall down Guy's cheeks as he looks across the table at Lucise. He jumps up from his seat and runs into Lucise's arms, wrapping his arms around Lucise's neck and pressing his lips against Lucise's, allowing himself to feel Lucise's warmth and joy spread out all over him.))

** Do you really want me to? I mean, I have so much going on in my life... and I.... If you think that being with me will make you happier, I'll gladly be with you for the rest of my life... If thats what you want, I mean.**

((Guy clings to Lucise's neck as he waits for Lucise's response. He wants to make Lucise happy even if he's not certain where that path will take him.))
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Post by: Lumière on September 17, 2006, 02:41:24 am
((Elated, his heart pounding in his chest .. Lucise holds onto Guy and kisses him with a passion only second to that Reunion Kiss in BBM ..  ::)
Lucise pulls away for a second, now aware that all the patrons in the restaurant are staring at them, whispering to each other ..))

**
Guy, yes .. I do want to marry you.  We can go up to Canada and do it!
I know we still have so much to figure out about each other, but I am sure I want this .. I want you ..
**


((Still trying to figure out if this is really happening, Guy takes his seat again .. trying to steady himself ..
Lucise reaches into his pocket and produces a little box .. placing it on the table infront of Guy .. ))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/80368d1b.jpg)

**
I hope you like it ..
**


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Post by: Daniel on September 17, 2006, 02:53:18 am
Guy Raphaelson:

((Guy is sobered by Lucise's words.))

** I would prefer not to go up to Canada just yet. I mean, I know its not legally binding here, but I would like to have a ceremony among our friends here at the set.**

((Guy stops for a moment.))

**Wait a minute... what does that mean, legally binding? What exactly is this union you're proposing? Is it necessary? It sounds so very romantic, but is it necessary...?  I would have no problem at all declaring my love for you publicly and that I would willingly spend the rest of my life with you to make you the happiest person as I can, but are you asking for more than that?**

((Guy still hangs on Lucise's neck, looking down at the ring for a moment.))

**It's beautiful, it really is... But I can't accept it right now.. Not until I know more fully what it is we're getting into.**

((Guy lowers his face and buries it in Lucise's chest, tears rising up again.))

**Please don't hate me, Lucise. I just need to know what it is that you want and expect of me. If I knew what that was, I would do it with no questions asked.**
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Post by: Lumière on September 17, 2006, 03:04:21 am
LUCISE I.:


((Lucise holds onto Guy, smiling at his words ..))

**
That's fine by me .. I completely understand .. There aint no rush at all ..

We can start by moving in together .. my trailer is a little shitty, but I don't mind staying there if you don't ..
I am just so excited right now .. I can't tell you how much ..
**


((Lucise looks uneasily at the other tables ..))

**  Jeez .. Some of these patrons look really freaked out ..  ;D  Well, I guess it is to be expected .. we are still in Wyoming after all, two men kissing in a restaurant will surely make the morning papers ..

I am too excited to actually sit down and eat dessert right now .. maybe we could settle up here and go home ..
What d'ya say? 
**
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Post by: Daniel on September 17, 2006, 03:11:45 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy is oblivious to the other tables. He nods his head, tucking it under Lucise's chin.))

**Alright, let's go home. Most of this chocolate should keep.**

((Guy laughs a little to himself.)) **We won't be able to eat it all anyway. We'll have to share it with the cast and crew.**

((Guy grabs the ring box off the table, gently closes it, and puts it back in Lucise's pocket.))

**Keep this for me, for now. I promise I'll wear it, soon.**

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Post by: Lumière on September 17, 2006, 03:27:05 am
LUCISE:

((After paying for their meal, Lucise holds tightly onto Guy's hand as they leave the restaurant ..))


MARTHA:

**
I hope you gentlemen have a great evening ..
Do come back and dine with us again very soon ..
**


((Martha winks at Lucise, who smiles back shyly ..
At that, Guy and Lucise leave the restaurant, heading for Lucise's trailer.

It had been an adventurous evening .. good wine, a bleeding blotwurst, a bandaged wound, a basket of chocolates, a wedding proposal and two men happily engaged to one another ..  Who knew life in a small town in Wyoming could be so interesting for two gay men who have just officially 'come out' to each other and a few puzzled patrons in a Bavarian restaurant?  It will be interesting to see the BAM Cast/Crew's reaction to this turn of events ..))
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Post by: Ray on September 17, 2006, 08:03:35 am



(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/Homer-Inn9.gif)
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 17, 2006, 11:03:25 am
((AUDIENCE MEMBERS are made up at the news of another BAM wedding...
(http://www.123rf.com/400wm/phildate/phildate0510/phildate051000041.jpg)

A few even burst into tears of joy...
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41161000/jpg/_41161017_fans_getty.jpg)

Local hat shop owner Mr. H. Milliner thinks Christmas has come early, and busies himself restocking the shop))
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/Were-moving.jpg)

MR MILLINER:
(http://www.apersonalsite.com/pixnbook/journal/dec04/images/12160402.jpg)
%% YEEHAWWWW!!!! %%
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Post by: Daniel on September 17, 2006, 12:07:52 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((As the news begins to travel quickly across the set, Young Jack takes the time out of his busy moping schedule to respond with a little happiness.))

**So that cute marketin' guy that was faintin' all over me is gettin' married... and to the sheep trainer? Well ain't that sumthin'? Wish 'em all the happiness in tha world.**

((Jack smiles a sad little smile.))

**Wished I coulda gotten to know 'em a bit better 'fore he was collapsin' at ma feet. Wouldna minded it a bit. But I'm still stuck on ole Ennis, I reckon. Prolly always will be.**
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Post by: Kelda on September 17, 2006, 02:22:49 pm
CASSIE:

((Cassie walks in with her bum cheeks falling out the bottom of her hot pants and promptlyy falls over in her high wedges - she picks herself up off the floor hoping noone will notice But Terry Cloth notices - and sniggers - she nearly begins to cry))

*Hey y'all - I'm meant to turn up and cry over apple pie at some point..but I'm a confused what with Batman and Robin being in here... (I've been kinda sleeping on the job and have missed whats goin on in here.. I'm sure sorry guys!)  should I go back to pullin' pints and the odd sad looking drunk in the bar till Ennis arrives!?*
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Post by: Daniel on September 17, 2006, 02:30:07 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Don't worry about that Batman and Robin, looks like they hightailed it to their personal honeymoon spot. Don't think they're gonna be comin' back.**

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Post by: Kelda on September 17, 2006, 02:43:46 pm
CASSIE:
*Phew! and where are we up to then you little cutie!?  Do I need to try it on with yer man yet?*
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Post by: Daniel on September 17, 2006, 02:46:57 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Ah. Well, I just escaped the clutches of Lureen, that woman's a fast driver, can't seem to put on the breaks a little. We're waitin' for Ennis to bring his girls to Alma at the supermarket, then comes Bobby in the baby carriage. I think it's sweet that we're adoptin'.**

**Shh, don't tell her parents though, they're supposed to think he's ours.**
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Post by: Kelda on September 17, 2006, 03:17:32 pm
CASSIE:

*alright-y then.. I'll just mosey on back to the bar and fin some other young man to occupy my time while I wait for Ennis.. unless you'd like to make my aquentence before you settle down with Lureen??*
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Post by: Daniel on September 17, 2006, 03:20:41 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Well, I'd rather not be settlin' with Lureen. But Ennis ain't around none, and I can't find Jimbo, though I thought I saw 'em earlier. If I weren't so sick over losin' em both, I might take up yer offer. But its just not happenin' for me, and I ain't happy.**
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Post by: Daniel on September 17, 2006, 06:00:07 pm
A BOVINE ESCATOLOGY ANTHROPOLOGY

NARRATING VOICEOVER:

**As it is, the complicated communications efforts of the bovine species, known among their race as a moocow telegram, is not as exact a science as humans might believe. For one thing, a cow's memory is a fickle thing and heifers are often distracted by the smallest and simplest of things... It might be useful for communicating things across short distances, but across larger areas becomes a less precise event and more a wondrous chance that it would be received at all, let alone successfully communicated. To demonstrate this, we can examine the current flow of the telegram and how it has evolved.**

RANDOM HEIFER 1,492: ((runs up to a herd of heifers diligently transmitting the message.))

** Hey, you guys hear the news? There's gonna be a wedding up on the BAM set!**

RANDOM HEIFER 346: ((a little irritated at being disturbed from his part of the transmission))

**Can't you see we're in the middle of a - hey, that's good news. Who is it?**

((The cow shakes its head, glaring at the message bearer.))

**Never mind, gotta keep transmitting this telegram. Us cows deserve a sweet life too. You'll distract me.**

NARRATING VOICEOVER: **But by then it was too late. The message was transformed, subtly at first, but the variance grew larger as it progressed further east and south. Consider, the original message was meant to read:

Find Black, I mean Jack. Potential Sweet Life for Cows and Calves. Roll of hay for everyone..


By the time it reached the ranches near Lightning Flat, where some of the bovines might have knowledge worth transmitting back, the message was thus:

Find Jack Black for potato scene with dolls and wives. Role will pay for everyone.

Of course, the heifers at the Twist's ranch had never heard of Jack Black, so the moocow telegram was simply transmitted further and no particular heed given to it.

As it neared the southern border of Oklahoma, a Native American who was well versed in bovine speech heard this instead:

Play Blackjack. Potential sweet life for guys and gals. High rollers, everyone.
.

Inspired by this seemingly spiritual message, he opened a casino and made millions within a few weeks. You can still see this message on billboards from time to time approaching Oklahoma from Texas. The message continued southward, across the Red River into the state of Texas. We shall wait and see how convoluted the message has become when it is next received by a herd of cattle near Childress.**
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Post by: alec716 on September 17, 2006, 11:33:20 pm

NARRATING VOICEOVER:

Inspired by this seemingly spiritual message, he opened a casino and made millions within a few weeks.


(( Not normally the gambling sort, but always eager to help when the chips are down, CHER made a token appearance at the casino.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chercaesars2.jpg)



ALEC:

** Yes, these things apparently really exist... who'd a'thunk it?!  **
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 18, 2006, 01:02:10 pm
In anticipation of the eagerly awaited BAM nuptials between our two lovebirds (the other two), MR H. MILLINER is keen to advertise his new stock to the Riverton buying public. He's herded up the cream of Riverton modelling talent to show off his new head-warmers to best advantage in a stunning new catalogue,The Broken Arsed Collection...
(http://static.flickr.com/36/115661685_b9e70931db_m.jpg)

But he's saved the best for CHER, who he hopes will become his first celebrity client and really put him on the map. He thinks this will meet with her approval...
(http://www.paradisecostumes.com/product_images/showgirls/peacock_headdress_21053.jpg)

MR MILLLINER:
(http://www.apersonalsite.com/pixnbook/journal/dec04/images/12160402.jpg)
%% YEEHAWWW!!! %%
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Post by: Daniel on September 18, 2006, 04:23:55 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**If Cher is gonna want that peacock feather 'stravaganza, I think we'll be fightin' fer it. Allays wanted a feather in my hat... sumun said 'twere in a book or sumthin. Oh right, that Annie Proulx gal... Gramma?**

**Hey, anyone tell Ennis the good news?** ((Upon being told that Ennis had not yet been informed, Jack smiles a little.))

**Well someone needs ta, dontcha think? All right, all right; I'll do it.  Thought I was supposed ta be gettin' the star treatment round here!**

((Jack makes his way to Ennis's trailer and raps on the door.))

**Ennis? You in there?**
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Post by: louisev on September 18, 2006, 05:08:50 pm
 
ENNIS:   (Drowsy, wakes up at the banging on his trailer door.)

%% Who the heck is disturbin my beauty sleep, I got a peanut strewin scene in an hour or two. %%

Who's there? 

((opens the trailer door, blinking in surprise.)) 

Hey, we ain't supposed ta see each other before the Reunion! It's bad luck ya know, Jack!
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Post by: Daniel on September 18, 2006, 05:16:22 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Is surprised when the door opens so suddenly.))

**Ya look... different, Ennis. Hope ya been gettin' yer vegetables.**

((Jack recalls the last time they saw each other, all that time ago.))

**Yeah, I know we ain't supposed to see each other before our scene, but I just wanted ta let ya know that our Sheep Trainer, Lucise, and the Marketing Advisor, Guy, they're gettin' married. Wanted to make sure you were comin' ta the celebration.**

((Despite Ennis's confused and worried appearance, Jack finds him irresistably attractive. He pulls him out of the trailer and embraces him tightly, leaning in to kiss him. Ennis turns at the last moment, however, and Jack rests his head against Ennis's cheek, sighing raggedly.))

**I know, I know, save it for the reunion....**

((Jack backs away slowly, taking a last glance before walking down the steps of the trailer.))

**Reckon we both got a lot of changes goin' on before then.**

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Post by: Lumière on September 18, 2006, 05:18:31 pm
((Meanwhile ..

ALMA drapes herself all over her bed in her trailer, hoping Heath Ennis will come in for a little romance before the dreaded broken jar of peanuts and crying baby scene ..


(http://oseb79.free.fr/images/Stars/michelle%20williams%2001.jpg)

))
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Post by: louisev on September 18, 2006, 05:33:22 pm
Ennis:

((Panting heavily, turns away with an air of decision.))

Jack... I promise it'll be good when we get to it.  But I got Michelle Alma warmin up in the other trailer an I can't be two places at once.  If I can make it I'll make it.

%%Ain't never been to no MAN ta MAN weddin before, sounds kind a freaky, like that Sonny an Cher show they had a few years back, peacock feathers an all that foofarah.%%

((Ennis adjusts himself and combs messes up his hair, puts on a red sweatshirt to be flashy, then heads off to Michelle Alma's trailer to work off a little steam before he starts looking for something formal to wear for the MAN ta MAN weddin.))
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Post by: louisev on September 18, 2006, 05:58:03 pm
ENNIS HEATH:

((Slips in through the back door of ALMA'S MICHELLE'S trailer, steals into the bedroom and strikes a pose.))

Hey, look at us, we're both wearing red.  Want to date?
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Post by: Lumière on September 18, 2006, 06:05:30 pm
ALMA MICHELLE:


(http://www.moviemachine.nl/images/news/207williams,%20michelle.jpg)

**
Boy, you Aussies sure are straight forward aint ya? 
Come on in here, bedroll's bed's big enough ..
You ready for the next scene ..?
I thought you were great in the Alma-flipping scene by the way..!  Looks like you were working from experience there .. Come on in..
**


((Alma Michelle winks at  Ennis Heath seductively .. ))
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Post by: louisev on September 18, 2006, 06:13:52 pm
ENNIS HEATH:

((Grins boyishly.))

Royt.

((Snuggles in next to her.))

We could talk them into letting us do the cutesy pajama scene again.  That has a lot of necking in it, which I could use some practice at.  I was just necking with JACK JAKE out by my trailer and got a little worked up.  Love the lingerie.

((Changes into the cutesy pajamas just in case it's a go.  Fortunately there are several extras on hand so he can levitate back to the bed.))

(http://static.flickr.com/45/111379289_aac961096c.jpg?v=0)
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Post by: Daniel on September 18, 2006, 06:22:26 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack surreptitiously follows Ennis to Alma's trailer, hiding in the shadows. He is astonished to see a much younger looking Ennis Heath slip in through her back door. More curious now than ever, Jack tries to tell what's going on in the rapidly fogging trailer.))

%% Who the heck are these ENNIS HEATH and ALMA MICHELLE characters? They're not in the cast! %%

((Jack is worried by their extremely close appearance to ENNIS and ALMA and their strange mode of voice.))

%% Oh, please don't tell me... !!! This ain't becomin' a sci-fi flick!? %%
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Post by: Lumière on September 18, 2006, 06:24:54 pm
ALMA MICHELLE:

((Snuggles closer to Heath ..))

** I'm glad you like the lingerie.   100% silk .. feel how soft it is ..**

((ALMA MICHELLE takes his hand and places it on her hip ..))

** I love the cute PJ's too .. but I bet they look better lying carelessly on the floor .. **

%% Yeah, yeah..I know it's cheesy..but whatever ..He gets my drift!  %%


((At ENNIS' HEATH's stunned look .. ))

**  Am I being subtle too for ya ..?

Oh wait .. you are not into JACK JAKE ..are ya?  I mean you said you were kissing him earlier ..
What's up with that..?  **


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Post by: Daniel on September 18, 2006, 06:29:39 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((A new sense of worry coming over him... He backs away from the trailer silently, trying not to make any sound.))

%% Jesus, now they're tryin' ta get some body snatcher down here after me too. Some JACK JAKE?!! %%

((Jack turns and runs back to the other trailers. The invasion has begun!!!!!))
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Post by: louisev on September 18, 2006, 06:31:28 pm
ENNIS HEATH:

Hush up an kiss me, woman.  Kissin men's for when I'm on camera.


((Wiggles out of the cutesy pajamas quicker than you can say Scene Recreation and plants a big wet one on her, ALMA-style.))

Never too subtle.

%Can't help but think somebody's watchin, though.  Damn extras, always trying to help me dress.%%
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Post by: Daniel on September 18, 2006, 06:33:01 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((As Jack flees through the forested region of the set, he hears a familiar Whooo!))

**Miss Olivia, is that you???**

((Jack stops and looks all around hoping that the Owl has not been possessed by some extracinematic entity.))
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Post by: Lumière on September 18, 2006, 06:49:28 pm
((ALMA MICHELLE is melting in ENNIS' HEATH'S arms as he fumbles with her bra.  He finally gets it undone and then tries to flip her over...
))

**  Whooooaa there ... you better not be tryin' to do what I think you are about to try here Ennis Heath ..  **

((ENNIS HEATH pulls away, struggling to catch his breath .. ))
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Post by: Daniel on September 18, 2006, 07:14:37 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((With no response from the owl, Jack assumes it was some other owl. In the dark of the night, every sound he hears seems to somehow be otherworldly, alien in one respect or another. The branches of the trees overhead brush each other in the wind, and Jack hears the crunch of broken bones. The wind howls through some opening, and Jack finds himself humming along with a sepulchral tune that flows through the air. The underbrush rustles nearby and Jack can feel small eyes piercing into his skin. The world is not right tonight.))

((He tries to think of some rational reason why a familiar face would behave so strangely. But he comes up with nothing. Beset with terror that some otherworldly force was slowly making its way into the world he knew so well, Jack tried to find some safe place to hide, just for a little while, while he gathered the strength and courage to move on.))

((He found himself hoping, just a little bit, for something that was familiar, someone that he recognized and he knew that it was actually him... or her.))

((Jack sat down solemnly between the safe roots of a giant tree that he had climbed on when he was herding sheep in '62. It had shown no worse the wear for the years that had passed since then, and Jack felt safe there. Not as safe as he had once felt in Ennis's arms, but safer than the destitute loneliness he felt that night, with the foreboding sense of wrongness flowing through the filming set. He wanted to go home, back to Lightning Flat... and hoped his mother was alright and his father was still his ornery old self.))
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 18, 2006, 07:50:34 pm
((JBB lies on the creaking bed of the cheapest room in the Siesta Motel and considers his miserable fate. Bun-een is mercifully unconscious, snoring and dribbling and making faint grunting noises in her sleep. JBB lies with his recyclable back to her, weeping silent, creamy tears of desperation. Why did nothing ever come to his lid the right way?  :'())

JBB:

%% Boy, that woman can shag a blue-streak! Not a fluid once o' the good stuff left. Geez, my ridge is sore... an' it sure wasn't pointin' at that jaunty angle a week ago! %%

((JBB shifts uncomfortably on the stained and cream-soaked mattress, and sighs heavily, wondering how it ever got to this...))

%% Funny, but it's like me an' TERRY are communicatin' by teloopathy. Oh Terry, I know about JAMMY PANTS an' I forgive ya Friend. We both made mistakes an' said things we didn't mean. I didn't mean ta marry Bun-een! Ya know how it is, one minute you're feelin' yer best friend's a bottle of Sheep Pee whiskey an the next thing yer wakin' up in a motel bed with some hessian harpy claimin' she's yer wife an' got the papers ta proove it!
(http://www.sylvanian-families.co.uk/collection/images/whiterabbitbride.jpg)

((Feeling a sudden resolve, JBB alights painfully from the honeymoon bed, being careful not to wake the snoring, dribbling and grunting Bun-een. He shuffles stiffly across the cheap linoleum easy-clean floor and carefully opens the door to room number 17, wincing as it creaks loudly. But Bun-een is out for the count, and JBB closes the door carefully without waking the lascivious lapin. He leans against the doorframe and lets out a small cry of pain, or relief, or maybe a little of both)).

%% Dammit JBB, get a holda yerself. You got the reins boy. You gotta fix this!... gotta get ta the gift shop an' get me a postcard...%%
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Post by: Daniel on September 18, 2006, 08:07:36 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack listens to the sounds in the forest around him, learning to distinguish each one as something natural and not frightening in the least way. He sits, still, his back against the tree's trunk, looking up at the moon until its eerie glow vanishes and is replaced by a clear glass field, with only the stars sparkling through.))

%% I forgot Ms. Moon's autograph! Darn it!%%

((Soon, however, he hears a sound that is not quite as natural as the ones he was listening to before. A rapid plop, plop, plop like little feet scampering across the ground. He gets up to investigate.))

**Hello? Anyone there?**

((The plopping sound stops, and Jack sees something small and white lying in the path. He leans down closer to have a better look.))

%% Wait, its my lotion. I've been missin' this for years now. Last I saw it, was up on Brokeback. The night me and Ennis, um.... yeah.%%

((Jack picks up JBB tenderly.))

%% It sure knows how to get around. %%
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 18, 2006, 08:17:14 pm
((JBB feels himself being levitated from the leafy forest floor he's been struggling through these past 4 hours, after he took a wrong turn at the laundromat and completely missed the motel gift shop)).

%% Hey YOUNG JACK! Good ta see ya bud! Now listen big boy, there's no time ta lose. Ya gotta help me find somewhere sells postcards! %%
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Post by: Daniel on September 18, 2006, 08:27:32 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Right you are. Umm, I think there's a little shop on the set over here....%%

((Jack was not at all disquieted by the harmonious telepathic measures that JBB seemed to be communicating with him with. It came as no surprise to him, particularly when he realized that JBB had been telepathically communicating with him all this time, and he had just easily forgotten it.))

((Jack puts JBB in his front pocket, and swiftly makes his way back to the set.))

%% Gotta be on the lookout, JBB. There's somethin' weird goin' on tonight. Can't quite put my finger on it.%%

((He walks into the Broken Arsed Mountain souvenir gift shop, newly installed by Guy and the Un Ltd crew, and looks to see what they have.))

%% It looks like all they have are these Broken Arsed ones... Will they do?%%

(http://images.cafepress.com/product/67206199v4_240x240_Front.jpg)
http://www.cafepress.com/brokenarsed.67206199 (http://www.cafepress.com/brokenarsed.67206199)
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 18, 2006, 08:34:44 pm
((JBB is enjoying the warmth of YOUNG JACK's front pocket, nestling in his welcoming PANTS and feeling like he's back where he belongs)).

%% Whut?? Yeah, they're just the thing! Err... could ya spare me a loan bud, I'm so broke I'm nearly in the poorhouse! Ain't even got enough fer this postcard! And... um... *blushes*... could ya write it fer me too? %%
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Post by: Daniel on September 18, 2006, 08:38:45 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Sure!... Well, provided that the sales clerk here ain't possessed by sumthin' ... unnatural.%%

((Jack walks up to the sales clerk with the postcard in hand and seeing no slashes through the SALES CLERK's name, relaxes visibly.))

**Whew, I thought you was one of those snatched people... I mean... Well you coulda been. I'll jest take these, then.**

((Jack lays down a few bills at the stand and quickly walks out, shaking his head at the offer of change. He takes JBB back to his trailer where he's got a pen handy.))
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Post by: alec716 on September 18, 2006, 08:58:47 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack surreptitiously follows Ennis to Alma's trailer, hiding in the shadows. He is astonished to see a much younger looking Ennis Heath slip in through her back door. ))


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/VICK.jpg)

VICK:

&&  How'd he slip in her back door without me around to help?  Damn, she must be getting, um, practice...  &&
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Post by: Cher on September 18, 2006, 09:53:19 pm
((Cassie walks in with her bum cheeks falling out the bottom of her hot pants and promptlyy falls over in her high wedges - she picks herself up off the floor hoping noone will notice But Terry Cloth notices - and sniggers - she nearly begins to cry))

(( This news reaches CHER in her guest room bed at NEVERLAND RANCH

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/NOJE-07s27-stuckonyou-93_368.jpg)

and she races back to the set to give yet more of herself.  That's just how she is.  Recognizing that her bum cheeks and her bum cheeks alone are fit to hang out of clothes, and recalling the TIMMY debacle with a cold shiver, CHER recognizes her duty to uplift and accessorize the fashion-impaired.  ))

CHER:

Dear CASSIE, you sweet, well-intentioned but sorely misguided walking fashion felony, victim of your decade, come into my trailer and we'll find you something to wear.



(( About 15 minutes later, Lucise and Guy arrive at The Bavarian Inn .. where they are greeted at the door by the hostess Martha, a cute lady in a dirndl and apron ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/5184df2f.jpg)

CHER:

And you, dirndl girl, come on, there's hope for you too!

And MR. MILLINER, peacock feathers are SO 1970s

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k288/Ms_Cher/peacock.jpg) ...

can we go for a more modern feather look?

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k288/Ms_Cher/cherheaddress.jpg)

(( The trio, CHER and her pupils, heads off to CHER's Wardrobe Trailer Number 5.  CHER stops to call BAM onset security to remove the unsexy AUDIENCE MEMBER's hand from her semi-private area.  ))
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Post by: Daniel on September 18, 2006, 09:55:05 pm
YOUNG JACK:

** Hey, I happen to like peacock feathers!! Does this mean ya don't want the hat?**
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Post by: Cher on September 18, 2006, 10:11:24 pm
YOUNG JACK:

** Hey, I happen to like peacock feathers!! Does this mean ya don't want the hat?**

(( Learning for the first time that JACK wants to be uplifted and accessorized, CHER generously invites him to accompany herself, CASSIE, and the dirndl girl into her trailer.  ))

CHER:

Sure, cowboy... it's all yours!

(( CHER rustles through her Sacred Concert Tour Relics Wardrobe Trunk for other treasures for her new disciples.  ))

CHER: 

Here, JACK, want a cup a moisturizer, don't 'cha?  Piece a co  Peacock hat?

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k288/Ms_Cher/peacockhat2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 18, 2006, 10:17:02 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**I can't take no moisturizer right now. But the hat's mighty hansome.**

((Jack tries on the hat and tries to look in one of Cher's mirrors. They all seem to be angled so only Cher is reflected in them.))

** You gotta mirror that works around here?**
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Post by: Cher on September 18, 2006, 10:42:28 pm

(( CHER reflects upon this. ))

CHER:

JACK, you're right... I am in all the mirrors!

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k288/Ms_Cher/chermirror3.jpg) (http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k288/Ms_Cher/chermirror.jpg) (http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k288/Ms_Cher/chermirror2.jpg)

And what's an outfit without a parasol?

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k288/Ms_Cher/jakeparasol.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 18, 2006, 10:44:58 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((puts the Parasol down.))

**Okay, I ain't that twirly... Just a few peacock feathers'll do me.**
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Post by: Daniel on September 19, 2006, 09:31:06 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy is happily excited about moving into Lucise's trailer. For one thing, he's much closer to the center of the set; it should make his job a lot more easier. Lucise even had a spare dresser that Guy was neatly packing his clothing in. Guy stole a glance to the queen-size bed in the center of the room and felt his cheeks burning. He shakes his head with a smile and a gleam in his eye.))

RRRRIIINNNGGGG! RRRIIINNNGGGG!

((Guy quickly reaches over to his phone on top of the dresser. He hoped Lucise was calling from.... wherever he was.))

**Hello? Guy Raphaelson.**

GUY'S BOSS:

**Mr. Raphaelson.... What are you doing on that goddamn set?!!!**

GUY ((blushing fiercely)):

**Um, well right now, I'm helping to prepare a wedding, it'll be a great publicity event.**

GUY'S BOSS:

**Our sales are plummeting!!! We haven't sold a thing in the past 24 hours except a goddamn set of postcards! Find out what the hell is going on and fix it!**

GUY ((gulps)):

**Sure thing!**

GUY'S BOSS: ((CLICK))

((Guy quickly scans through the last events of the performance... a disastrous sense of shock washing over him.))

((Guy makes his way to the filming station and presents this general announcement to the audience.))

** Thank you for watching our bonus clip from "Invasion of the Extracinematic Entities". We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.**

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Post by: saucycobblers on September 19, 2006, 12:52:14 pm
And MR. MILLINER, peacock feathers are SO 1970s

((MR MILLINER is crushed by CHER's dismissal of his feathered offering. He'd been so sure he'd got it right...))

A visibly diminished MR MILLINER:
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/12160402.jpg)
%% yeehaw... *sniff*...*sob*...*howl* %%

((But MR MILLINER remembers YOUNG JACK's delight in the hat, and whilst he's looking for a celebrity client with a slightly higher price-per-wear limit, he takes heart in the young cowboy's encouragement and goes about his search for THE PERFECT HAT FOR CHER. Surely this must meet with the demanding diva's approval?))

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/ascot2.jpg)

((Or perhaps this?))

(http://www.livetourartists.com/al_simmons/simmons-big-hat.jpg)

((Or even this??))

(http://andykaufman.jvlnet.com/an_two.gif)
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 19, 2006, 01:29:00 pm
** Thank you for watching our bonus clip from "Invasion of the Extracinematic Entities". We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.**

MEL GIBSON:

(http://hoover.archives.gov/exhibits/HollywoodCowboys/leading%20men/MEL%20GIBSON.jpg)

** Gidday mates. Y'rilly orta check aht me new film. It's bonzer!!

Promise nah Jesus sheet this toime, or it's in tha dunny with me!! This wahn'll proove oi've got a rippa sensa huma and down't taike meseylf at auuull seriouslee. **


(http://www.intersinema.com/haber/resimler/200203/br_mel_gibson.gif)

** Hay!! Nah laaffin' at the baeck!! **

((Notices CHER with her disciples...))

(http://www.bollyfirst.com/images/mel-gibson.jpg)

** Hey, CHER!! Ya lookin' fair dinkum for an auld Sheila! Wanna come to a baabie?? **
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Post by: Daniel on September 19, 2006, 01:36:46 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

** Oh, Mr. Gibson. I didn't expect to see you here... We, um, that is... Congratulations on your new film. Its about time we got some classy horror pictures made. "Invasion of the Extracinematic Entities" seems like just the thing to go see if we're in the mood for that type of thing.**

((Guy smiles at the famous director.))

**We'll be sure to include a preview in the DVD release.**
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 19, 2006, 01:41:08 pm
MEL GIBSON:

** Nah woerries Goiy. Ya seem loike a rippa blowke. Faency a beeir? **
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Post by: Daniel on September 19, 2006, 01:45:31 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**As much as I would like to, Mr. Gibson, we have a show to put on... and I'm currently embedded in an attempt to procure our next scene from the various actors... I know that is more of a director's job, but someone needs to do it.**
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 19, 2006, 01:52:56 pm
MEL GIBSON:

(http://www.saturn.sk/new/herci/obrazky/gibson.jpg)

** Ah, dan't cam the raw prawn Goiy!! Sink ah fiew stubbys with yor owld maite Mel. Nah? Oh weill thin, it'll havta be that owld Sheila CHER...**
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Post by: Daniel on September 19, 2006, 01:56:21 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy is a little unsettled by Mel's intense gaze.))

** Well... perhaps just this once we could get something...**

%% No. No! I need to stay clear of this man. He's trouble. I can tell. %%

** No, I'd better not. You know how difficult it is to get actors to do what you want.**
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Post by: Daniel on September 19, 2006, 01:58:38 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((steps into the small office space that Guy and Mel have been standing in.))

** Oh, sorry, there a meetin' or sumthin? I was jest wonderin' if it was time for the... ah... adoption scene.**
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Post by: Daniel on September 19, 2006, 02:01:58 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy loosens his collar in the rapidly heating room with both Young Jack and a rapidly rejuvenating Mel standing only a few feet away from him.))

**Ah.. not now, Jack, we're still waiting for the scene with Ennis, Alma, and Monroe at the Grocery.**
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Post by: welliwont on September 19, 2006, 02:36:56 pm
JAKETWIST:

%%Well awrighty then!  This has not worked the last coupla times I did it, but here goes:%%

Emergency Casting Call:


**Hello Performers, instead of waiting for our beloved Mikaela to return to B.A.M. in a little week or two, it appears that the other Players (our beloved lead Player Daniel)  would like the show to move forward. Sooooo, if anyone wants to step up and be Mikaela’s Understudy and play MONROE in this Scene, please feel free, you are very welcome to do so!

Anyone who feels that they want to take on this part, please do!!  Thanks.**

C&CD JT
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Post by: Daniel on September 19, 2006, 02:40:33 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy listens to the voice of God booming from the sky above.))

**Well I didn't really mean right this instant... just letting everyone know where we are, keeping up keeping up the good work.**
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Post by: Lumière on September 19, 2006, 02:49:35 pm
((Meanwhile back in ALMA's MICHELLE's foggy trailer ..

The voice of the Casting Director interrupts her snogging session with ENNIS HEATH.
ALMA MICHELLE jumps up from the bed ..))


**
Ummm...we better get dressed and git back to the set ..
Shit..Look at the time .. Gotta hurry! The set awaits ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/fc87c8e9.jpg)


**
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Post by: louisev on September 19, 2006, 02:56:13 pm
 ENNIS' HEATH:

((Manages to figure out how to make love the regular way, and he and ALMA MICHELLE do the nasty eight ways to Sunday.  Suddenly, ALMA MICHELLE remembers that they have a scene to do and nudges him back to reality.))

Hey, you suppose we can do this again later?  I sort of like heterosexual intimacy!    Can I help you get your bra back on?

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Post by: Lumière on September 19, 2006, 03:03:36 pm
ALMA  MICHELLE:


**  Err..you better hurry up.. I am dressed and ready to go ..  **


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/a328f75a.jpg)


((She hurries off to the trailer door, opens it, turns around and looks back at Ennis Heath who is still sitting on the bed ..))

** You coming or what?   :)**

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Post by: louisev on September 19, 2006, 03:29:12 pm
HEATH ENNIS

((Hops up and puts on his Ennis clothes, and hurries off to the Props Room to get Jenny and Junior, scooping them up to bring onto the Supermarket set))


(http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/1154/brokebackmtn1511rc7.jpg)

Yup, ready now!   these the right little girls for the scene?  They seem a little light.
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Post by: Pipedream on September 19, 2006, 05:36:22 pm
JBB:
%% Funny, but it's like me an' TERRY are communicatin' by teloopathy. Oh Terry, I know about JAMMY PANTS an' I forgive ya Friend. We both made mistakes an' said things we didn't mean. I didn't mean ta marry Bun-een! Ya know how it is, one minute you're feelin' yer best friend's a bottle of Sheep Pee whiskey an the next thing yer wakin' up in a motel bed with some hessian harpy claimin' she's yer wife an' got the papers ta proove it!

Owl Olivia, addressing her husband:

** High there, Terry Cloth! Ummm... I think I can enlighten you some on the mistakes our lil' Butt Lotion mentioned above. I just happened to attend a business meeting in London with him, and let me tell you just this much: during the short time it lasted, your beloved JBB had an affair with a mop in our hotel, got hot and heavy with the Towel of London and made out with a Jet Rag on our way home. Rather tacky, ain't it? Oh well, just thought I oughta tell ya... **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/Eulegucktmisstrauisch.jpg) 

** Ah, Jack! Was that you who called me earlier?? Sorry. I been rather busy. Preparing my new product-line, ya know. **
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Post by: Pipedream on September 19, 2006, 05:57:56 pm

** Commercial Break! ** Commercial Break! ** Commercial Break!  ** Commercial Break! ** 

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/SouvenireulenKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on September 19, 2006, 07:52:07 pm
MONROE:


**So little happening here at the Super Market! I've placed all my orders, I've ensured our selection of fine wine and choice foodstuffs is fit to rival anything north or south or east or west of Anchorage! Alma's nearly never around..... and Cher has left........ I need something to occupy my mind!**

((Has super-bright idea))

%% I know! I could start a small catering business. Use my gastronomical skills..... put aside money while having some serious fun. A perfectly legitimate way of indulging the true me. %%

Wo-Weeeee!


((Has even super-brighter idea))

And I could team up with someone who sings. I'll be a wedding caterer..... complete with wedding singer! If that doesn't hit the jack-pot (possible hint-hint here), I don't know what will!

((Storms into back office to start producing colorful dreams, plans and leaflets galore))


%% All I need is one wedding, that special One Wedding to Rule Them All!  With me as caterer! If my BAA isn't moved by that, I don't think she's capable of being moved! %%

Woo-hoo!



~~~~~

(Please note that Monroe is currently performing telepatically from New York......)
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Post by: Daniel on September 20, 2006, 02:20:11 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((After somehow managing to resist the charms of an increasingly younger and more handsome Mel Gibson and the intriguing Young Jack, Guy is exhausted. His steps back toward Lucise's trailer are slow but methodical... He hopes that Lucise has cooked something for dinner cause he was starving.))

Scene: Lucise's Trailer

((Guy reaches up to knock on the door, then sees the latch hanging from its frame. He pales a little, remembering that he had done that. He gently pushes open the door and steps in.))

**Lucise, are you home?**
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Post by: Lumière on September 20, 2006, 02:29:20 am
LUCISE I..

((At the sound of Guy's voice, Lucise walks over to the broken front door .. ))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/cdbf0bec.jpg)


**  Hey you .. I just got out of the shower ..
Was about to cook something .. But suddenly, I dont feel so hungry any more ..**


(( Lucise walks over to Guy, pulls him in his arms and seeks his lips .. planting a warm kiss on them ..))
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Post by: Daniel on September 20, 2006, 02:36:30 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy sinks into Lucise's arms, deepening their kiss naturally and moving his lips against Lucise's. He drops his briefcase on the floor and his arms slither up Lucise's chest and around his neck.))

((After a moment of perfect bliss in the arms of the dark haired angel, Guy leans back a little.))

**You may not be hungry, Mr. Indapaddock, but I am starving.** ((Guy tries to untangle himself from the embrace but Lucise holds him tightly.))

((Guy laughs.)) **Whatever you're doing, we'll have to do it some more in a little bit. I need to eat something.**
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Post by: Lumière on September 20, 2006, 02:51:57 am
LUCISE I:

((Struggles to get his bearings straight after that intensely passionate embrace ..))

** Errr...what..?   Oh..food .. yeah ...right ...food. 
A quick dinner sounds like a plan .. dessert is on me .. and I mean that literally.. ;D**


((Lucise walks to the kitchen,  smiling at Guy's blushing face ..
A few moments later .. the aroma of pizza fills the little trailer, Lucise returns to the main room and picks up his knitting project ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/a993dd76.jpg)

.. looks at it for a moment ..tosses it aside ..))


**  I got pizza in the oven .. ready in 5 minutes..  Got any ideas what we can do while we wait ..? **


%%  I hope I don't sound like I'm auditioning for a 'Sheep trainers gone wild!' informercial ..%%


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Post by: Daniel on September 20, 2006, 02:58:38 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy smiles over at Lucise, unaware of his natural seductive allure.))

**Well I suppose I could get out of this suit and tie... put on something a bit more comfortable.**

((Guy retreats to the bedroom and manages to change into a simple blue teeshirt and some black shorts, before returning.))

(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n91/iris69flirt/Me/jared2.jpg)

**Um, if you're going to be cooking, I suggest you get an apron...**
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Post by: Lumière on September 20, 2006, 03:06:24 am
From the Sheep Trainer to all BAM Cast and Crew ...  :D


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/4c0b70cd.gif)
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Post by: Lumière on September 20, 2006, 03:12:43 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Um, if you're going to be cooking, I suggest you get an apron...**

LUCISE I:

(( Lucise eyes Guy in his blue tee and shorts .. swallows alittle ..))

** I better get that pizza now ..**

((A few moments later .. Lucise returns with the pizza and two plates ..

(http://www.fricanospizza.com/images/steamer.jpg)

))

** Dig in ..**

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Post by: Daniel on September 20, 2006, 03:18:05 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy drapes himself on the couch next to Lucise as Lucise sits down near the small coffee table.))

**Mushrooms and pepperoni... my favorite... How did you know? And not garlic but ... ((sniffs the air)) basil? When did you become such a good chef?**

((Guy grabs a mushroom, swirls it around in the cheese and lifts it up to his lips, gently pushing it into his mouth with his thumb. His thumb all covered in grease now, Guy looks around for some napkins.))

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Post by: Lumière on September 20, 2006, 03:32:43 am
LUCISE I:

((Lucise gobbles down one slice of pizza, his mind clearly preoccupied ..))


** Oh..napkins ..**


((Lucise grabs an unopened packet from a kitchen cabinet, and returns to the table .. placing the napkins before them ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/5c648ffc.jpg)

))

** Sorry .. leftover napkins from last Christmas .. **
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Post by: Daniel on September 20, 2006, 03:38:32 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Smiles up at Lucise again.))

**Thanks.**

((Guy grabs a napkin from the package and wipes his fingers and lips. He chuckles quietly to himself as a sudden thought comes over him, and leans over and wipes Lucise's greasy lips.))

((Despite his earlier misgivings, Guy now felt completely secure in Lucise's presence. He carefully grabbed a piece of pizza and began to slowly eat it... trying not to get too much grease on himself.))

**Um, what do you want to do tonight, Brain?**
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Post by: Lumière on September 20, 2006, 03:57:28 am
LUCISE I:

** I don't know about you .. but I've had enough pizza ..  :)


It sure seems like pretty much everyone on the BAM set has heard about the wedding ..
I am so happy I could just .. explode ..   
Well ..  not yet anyway ..  ;D **



%% That's it .. I officially sound like a spokesperson for 'Sheep herders gone berserk!' .... %%


((Lucise takes Guy's hand in his and rises ..))

**  Shall we ...?  **



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Post by: alec716 on September 20, 2006, 10:01:59 am
Owl Olivia, addressing her husband:

** High there, Terry Cloth! Ummm... I think I can enlighten you some on the mistakes our lil' Butt Lotion mentioned above. I just happened to attend a business meeting in London with him, and let me tell you just this much: during the short time it lasted, your beloved JBB had an affair with a mop in our hotel, got hot and heavy with the Towel of London and made out with a Jet Rag on our way home. Rather tacky, ain't it? Oh well, just thought I oughta tell ya... **


TERRY CLOTH:

** Now you shut up about JBB, that ain't his fault!  And besides, it looks like you ain't been lonely on this ranch while I been off raking asphalt with TIMMY.  You been feathering some other nests, hunh?  I hear what they got in other nests for owls like you, OWL OLIVIA.  I don't even think JENNY is mine.  She don't look nothing like my folks.  **   

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/owlma/119687BGJF_w.jpg)  **

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Post by: Daniel on September 20, 2006, 10:06:33 am
Meanwhile, somewhere in Northern Texas:

RANDOM HEIFER 4,592: **You know, folks, I got some beef transmittin' this moocow telegram, it don't make any sense at all.**

RANDOM HEIFER 4,596: **Well, its obviously important... came all the way from Wyoming.**

RANDOM HEIFER 4,592: **Fine, fine.... I still think its ridiculous.**

((Working together with the herd of cattle they were in RANDOM HEIFER 4,592 and RANDOM HEIFER 4,596 help transmit the moocow telegram.))

Pay back Jack. Pokin' tails with poison paths. Roll in hay forever one.

RANDOM HEIFER 4,592: **You sure its "forever one" and not "for every one." Not that either one makes much more sense.**

RANDOM HEIFER 4,596: **I suppose it could be... what do you think that means anyway.**

RANDOM HEIFER 4,592: **Well, apparently Jack's been pokin' tails with poison paths, whatever that means...**

RANDOM HEIFER 4,596: **Sounds like one a those newfangled Rodeo events.**

RANDOM HEIFER 4,592: **Sure nuff. Well Jack's been doin that and someone wants to get 'im back, roll him around in the hay. I seen humans do that once or twice. Ain't the prettiest sight in the world. Looks painful.**

RANDOM HEIFER 4,596: **Hey, ya remember Bill Bull... He's involved in all sorts a Rodeo events... Maybe we can ask 'im if he's hearda Jack.**

((The cattle gather together and mosey over to the edge of their field where the rodeo stables are, hoping to find the free roaming BULL.))

Daniel: Would it be Rodeo Stables or Rodeo Stockyards?
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Post by: nakymaton on September 20, 2006, 12:46:56 pm
BULL:

**Actually, with this BULL, it would be the Rodeo pharmacy, where the BULL is currently trying to get his prescription(s) re-filled, despite his official clean bill of mental health.**

See, my new friend Elvis, he says I really need to take some of those other pills...
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Post by: Daniel on September 20, 2006, 12:50:18 pm
Random Heifer 4,592: **Hey, Bull. Did you hear the moocow telegram that we got... We're lookin' for a fella named Jack. Somethin' about pokin tails. We figgered that was a Rodeo Event.**
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Post by: nakymaton on September 20, 2006, 01:05:29 pm
BULL:

((Falls asleep about halfway through the MOOssage. Them heifers sure talk a blue streak.))

%%Hunnh? What was that? Something about Jack's tail?? Last I checked, Jack's tail sure looked in one piece to me.%%
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Post by: Daniel on September 20, 2006, 01:09:31 pm
Random Heifer 4,592: **Hey, Bull, you listenin'? We need ta find Jack! Someone wants to roll him in the hay for all the bad things he's done to the rodeo cows.**
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Post by: nakymaton on September 20, 2006, 02:39:54 pm
BULL:

((Wakes up.

Crashes through several china shops looking for JACK.

Snorts.

Breaks stuff.))

I hear Jack Twist has been ridin more than bulls. I want an explanation, and I want it NOW.
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Post by: Daniel on September 20, 2006, 02:42:09 pm
Random Heifer 4,592: ((backs away quietly.))

**Umm, Okay.. I'll just be over here with the other heifers. We got a moocow telegram from Wyoming that someone's lookin' for him.**
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Post by: Pipedream on September 20, 2006, 03:01:38 pm


((A little laster on the pasture...))  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/KheKopie.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 20, 2006, 05:52:31 pm
** High there, Terry Cloth! Ummm... I think I can enlighten you some on the mistakes our lil' Butt Lotion mentioned above. I just happened to attend a business meeting in London with him, and let me tell you just this much: during the short time it lasted, your beloved JBB had an affair with a mop in our hotel, got hot and heavy with the Towel of London and made out with a Jet Rag on our way home. Rather tacky, ain't it? Oh well, just thought I oughta tell ya... **

((From the BAM Gift Shop, by the power of teloopathy...))

JBB:

%% Lies!! All lies!!! You fowl temptress Owl Olivia... don't think for one minute... OH...%%

((JBB's memory dimly recalls a furtive fumble in the broom cupboard of a far-away land.))

%% I'd forgotten about the mop. That fowl owl may have a point. Damn that Sheep Pee whiskey!!%% *blushes*
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Post by: alec716 on September 20, 2006, 10:53:29 pm
BULL:

I hear Jack Twist has been ridin more than bulls. I want an explanation, and I want it NOW.

Meanwhile, back at the White House ...

(( Having averted a domestic crisis because a woman thought to utilize a commonly available commerical service as would have be-hoove-d MONICA LEWINSKY,

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/bush_condi_dress.jpg)

U.S. PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH rustles himself a bull to ride.  Seems like everyone else is doing it!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/GWBcowboy.jpg)  ))
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Post by: nakymaton on September 20, 2006, 11:05:18 pm
BULL:

**Look, I may be a Texan, but I didn't vote for him either, all right? I'm a lifelong DeMOOcrat.**

((The BULL keeps crashing through curio shops and souvenir shops until he finally finds Jack staring at a bunch of postcards.))

Hey, bud, I've got a message for you from Wyoming. Someone who thinks you've got a nice tail says some cows want you for some kinda calf operation. They said there may be a paternity suit involved or somethin.

Didn't think you owned a suit, but that's what they're sayin.
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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 12:28:58 am
YOUNG JACK:

((puts down the postcards.))

**Huh? Wyomin' you say? A paternity suit? For calves?**

((Jack blinks for a moment, saying nothing, is a little irritated by the peacock feather drooping into his face.))

**I ain't touchin' that with a ten foot pole. They got the wrong fella.**

ANGRY SOUVENIR STORE OWNER:

** Excuse me sir, does this BULL belong to you?**

YOUNG JACK:

** Nah, I only bested him once. He's still wild.**

((Jack leans down and whispers to the bull.))

** I'd get off those antidepressants if I were you. Ya don't need em that much.**
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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 01:13:25 am
LUCISE I:

** I don't know about you .. but I've had enough pizza ..  :)


It sure seems like pretty much everyone on the BAM set has heard about the wedding ..
I am so happy I could just .. explode ..   
Well ..  not yet anyway ..  ;D **



%% That's it .. I officially sound like a spokesperson for 'Sheep herders gone berserk!' .... %%


((Lucise takes Guy's hand in his and rises ..))

**  Shall we ...?  **


GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Mentally sobered by Lucise bringing up the subject of the wedding again, Guy turns to him with a serious expression.))

**Lucise.... wait, please... we need to talk about the wedding some more... about what it means to you for us to be married. I still am confused.**

((Guy gently pulls on Lucise's hand until he's sitting down on the couch again, nestling his body against Lucise's with his head against his shoulder.))

**Can we talk about that a little bit....?**
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Post by: Lumière on September 21, 2006, 01:26:27 am
LUCISE I.:


((Suddenly beaming with excitement about the wedding, Lucise's mind is temporarily drawn from his earlier thoughts ..))

** Okay .. I feel very much at peace about this decision to get married!  It seems so right somehow .. just us ..you and me .. starting a life together...all thanks to Director Raymille's movie here .. bringing us together on Broken Arsed .. 

Um .. You're not having second thoughts are ya?   **
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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 01:32:52 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**No, no. It isn't that...** ((Guy hesitates for a moment.)) ** I think I want to marry you too.. I just need to know what it is we're getting into. What will this mean for us 5, 6 years down the line....? 10? 20?  Will we still be together... because I don't think I could stand it if you grew tired of me somewhere along the way, or if my little problems suddenly become your big problems, or if my life crumbles away and you have to take care of me.  I don't want any of that to happen... but it could.**

((Guy's voice is caught in his throat as tears rise to his eyes.))

**I don't want to be anyone's burden. I never have. But I can barely take care of myself. Every day I come across something I'm dreadfully afraid of. Every day, something else cracks inside me. I'm not getting better, Lucise. I'm getting worse.**

((Guy tries to bury himself in Lucise, visibly weeping now.))

**How can I ask anyone to put up with me when I can barely put up with myself...?**
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Post by: Lumière on September 21, 2006, 01:57:33 am
LUCISE I.:

((Lucise is slightly taken aback by Guy's breakdown .. tries to console him ))

**  Umm..Guy, please don't cry .. **


((Lucise is busy drying Guy's tears when his phone rings ..))

**  I better get that .. I'll be right back..**

((Lucise picks up his phone in a hurry ..))


**  Hello ...?  Mom!...Hi!  **


(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/corbis/DGT445/CB107442.jpg)

%% Sh!t  %%
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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 02:05:45 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((As Lucise answers his phone, Guy tries to quiet down, wiping the tears leaking from his eyes off his face and sniffling slightly to make the itch in his nose go away.))
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Post by: Meryl on September 21, 2006, 02:20:05 am
((The HIGH PRIESTESS returns to the set of B.A.M., having just completed a wildly successful publicity tour for her new book:   Altitude Adjustment:  Getting High on BrokenArse))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkaRed.jpg)

** Hello my dears, did you catch me on Leno? 

What's this I hear about a wedding?  Two weddings, in fact!  GUY and LUCISE and JACK and LUREEN.  How exciting!  Will Guy and Lucise be married on the Mountain?  Has Lureen chosen her bridesmaids?  Who will be Jack's best man?   Will big equipment be involved--farm equipment, I mean.  I do so hope I can be of assistance in the planning! **
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Post by: Lumière on September 21, 2006, 02:33:07 am
((Meanwhile .. at the Del Mar household ..

ALMA finally found the courage to take the darn preggie test
ENNIS will never find out that that time, it was a miss
He busies himself with trying to create some kind of marital bliss
A kiss, a caress, a flip .. well you can see the rest ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/01eb82bf-1.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/01eb82bf.jpg)


))
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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 10:06:29 am

** Hello my dears, did you catch me on Leno? 

What's this I hear about a wedding?  Two weddings, in fact!  GUY and LUCISE and JACK and LUREEN.  How exciting!  Will Guy and Lucise be married on the Mountain?  Has Lureen chosen her bridesmaids?  Who will be Jack's best man?   Will big equipment be involved--farm equipment, I mean.  I do so hope I can be of assistance in the planning! **


YOUNG JACK:

**Yeah, I was kinda resistant, but at the mention of a shotgun, I felt I kinda had ta.**

**My best man is Ennis.... oh, you mean fer the weddin'.**
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Post by: Meryl on September 21, 2006, 10:39:24 am
YOUNG JACK:

**Yeah, I was kinda resistant, but at the mention of a shotgun, I felt I kinda had ta.**

**My best man is Ennis.... oh, you mean fer the weddin'.**

HIGH PRIESTESS:

** Yes, dear honey-chile, I'm afraid Ennis will not do for this particular duty.  Perhaps JIMBO, or even TIMMY?  Either of them would need some serious wardrobe consultation first, though.  I'll check with CHER to see if she has someone to recommend. **
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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 11:55:05 am
HIGH PRIESTESS:

** Yes, dear honey-chile, I'm afraid Ennis will not do for this particular duty.  Perhaps JIMBO, or even TIMMY?  Either of them would need some serious wardrobe consultation first, though.  I'll check with CHER to see if she has someone to recommend. **

YOUNG JACK:

**Well I keep forgettin' about the weddin'. I guess it jes' keeps fadin' from ma mind. Course, all Lureen has ta do is say "shotgun" and I'm called ta heel.**

**If it weren't fer the weddin, though, Ennis'd definitely be my best man.**
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Post by: nakymaton on September 21, 2006, 12:01:37 pm
YOUNG JACK:
** I'd get off those antidepressants if I were you. Ya don't need em that much.**

BULL:

Oh, I know. Though are Valium and sleeping pills antidepressants? Never was clear about that. Anyway, between the equinox and seasonal affective disorder and these nightmares I keep having about Bad Thrillers, it's hard to break the habit. And then I keep hearing this song, "I Got You Babe," like someone is wandering around the set in costumes singing or somethin, and it reminds me about that affair I had with Babe the Blue Ox back some time ago. Still can't forgive him for takin up with that Paul Bunyan.

Anyway, I'm gettin out of this rodeo business. Goin to Mexico. Heard they got somethin or another there for BULLS like me. Better drugs, maybe.
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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 12:09:00 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Friend, sounds like ya got a plan there.**

((Jack looks at the postcards but decides not to get them. He goes to put them back on the rack, but the BULL had knocked it over. He daintily steps over the fallen rack and puts them on the counter near the still fuming ANGRY SOUVENIR STORE OWNER.))

**I'll just leave those here then.**

((Turns back to the BULL.))

**Send us a postcard when you git where yer goin'. Let us know how ya been.**

((Jack suddenly steps up and hugs BULL))

**Gonna miss ya around these parts.... Hey, sure you don't wanna stay for that Weddin' we got goin on soon? Sounds like this one'll be a real show. Ya can try and throw me again. Jes' one last time 'afore givin' it up fer good.**
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Post by: nakymaton on September 21, 2006, 12:25:59 pm
**Gonna miss ya around these parts.... Hey, sure you don't wanna stay for that Weddin' we got goin on soon? Sounds like this one'll be a real show. Ya can try and throw me again. Jes' one last time 'afore givin' it up fer good.**

BULL:

Last time I went to a wedding, I got attacked by a horde of 5-year-old girls with flowers. Ain't much worse than that, tell you what, bud. If I wanted flowers in my hair, I would be on my way to San Francisco right now.

I think I would rather be drinking tequila and eating weeds... or somethin like that.

See ya round, hunnh?
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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 12:30:55 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Nods sadly.))

**Sure nuff.**

%%

And Jack sat down with heavy heart,
Knowing his life would not be the same.
Having lost a friend in one good part,
One who he'd fought again and again,

But never with hatred, terror, or rage.
Indeed their battles had been quite tame.
Jack watched his bovine friend exit stage,
and wished all the best to one BULL in name.

%%
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 21, 2006, 12:35:13 pm
((Jack looks at the postcards but decides not to get them. He goes to put them back on the rack, but the BULL had knocked it over. He daintily steps over the fallen rack and puts them on the counter near the still fuming ANGRY SOUVENIR STORE OWNER.))

**I'll just leave those here then.**

JBB:

%% WTF???!!! Hey cowboy, ain't ya fergettin' sumthin? You promised ta help me write ma postcard!! C'mon, time is of the essence... chop, chop! An' while yer at it, tell yonder BULL ta watch where he's puttin them hooves. %%  >:(
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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 12:36:40 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% JBB, those were the other postcards.... the other night... You dozed off fore you could tell me what you wanted written on 'em. I got those from SALES CLERK, not ANGRY SOUVENIR STORE OWNER. I know its hard ta tell these twin actors apart, thats why the name badges help.%%
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 21, 2006, 12:40:22 pm
((JBB blushes...))

%%Ooops... sorry 'bout that. It's that warm pocket o' yourn makin' me sleepy. Ya ready ta take dictation Mr Twist?%%
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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 12:42:46 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Sure thing... Got a pen back in ma trailer. Need to get an autograph for Ms. Moon while I'm at it.%%
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 21, 2006, 12:47:02 pm
JBB:

**ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....**
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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 12:50:08 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((pen in hand))

**Is that three "Z"s or four?**
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 21, 2006, 12:58:31 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((pen in hand))

**Is that three "Z"s or four?**

JBB (sleepily):

** Hunh? Whut?? Hellfire, you wash these PANTS in lavender detergent or sumthin? I can't keep ma lid op...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz **
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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 01:01:32 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Well you're usin' sumthin ta talk... thought it was yer lid.**
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Post by: alec716 on September 21, 2006, 01:36:51 pm
((The HIGH PRIESTESS returns to the set of B.A.M., having just completed a wildly successful publicity tour for her new book:   Altitude Adjustment:  Getting High on BrokenArse))

What's this I hear about a wedding?  Two weddings, in fact!  GUY and LUCISE and JACK and LUREEN.  How exciting!  Will Guy and Lucise be married on the Mountain?  Has Lureen chosen her bridesmaids?  Who will be Jack's best man?   Will big equipment be involved--farm equipment, I mean.  I do so hope I can be of assistance in the planning! **[/b]


HIGH PRIESTESS:

** Yes, dear honey-chile, I'm afraid Ennis will not do for this particular duty.  Perhaps JIMBO, or even TIMMY?  Either of them would need some serious wardrobe consultation first, though.  I'll check with CHER to see if she has someone to recommend. **


(( While attending to her humanitarian duty to uplift and accessorize the ill-dressd and ill-tressed, CHER conducts her global Search for Signs of Intelligent Hair In the Universe and visits in the humble countryside with a Poor Unfortunate.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/teawcher.jpg)

The call of the HIGH PRIESTESS reaches CHER through the International Diva Cell Phone Network.  ))


CHER"S CELL PHONE:

One ringy-ding-y, two ringy-ding-y, ... 


LILY TOMLIN:

Hey, that's my line!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/lily.jpg)


(( CHER, ever the humanitarian, is eager to respond to the HIGHLY WELCOMED BACK PRIESTESS' sisterly plea for help.  ))

CHER:

Sorry, Lily, you are soup.  The Performance Thread, art.   It's been a Laugh-In a minute with you, but I gotta go.  Kiss Jane for me, would ya?


(( BATMAN and ROBIN arrive to speed CHER back to the B.A.M. set.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/batmobile.jpg)

ROBIN:

HOLY INTERNATIONAL MEGASTARS, BATMAN!  Will her hair fit in the Batmobile?
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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 01:46:08 pm
BATMAN:

**Who can tell Robin? Its her hat I'm more worried about. What we need is.... I have just the thing.**

((BATMAN tries to stand up from the car but ROBIN is still leaning over his lap.))

**We can do that sort of thing later. Right now, we have to find a way to get our diva back to the production set.**

((BATMAN stands up from the car and opens his accessory belt, pulling out a compact size Tre'Semme Salon styling gel and several hair pins.))
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Post by: Cher on September 21, 2006, 02:20:23 pm

(( Freshly re-coiffed, I emerged from the Batmobile and stepped foot again on the sacred ground of the B.A.M. set.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/IMG_8875.jpg)

ME:

BATMAN, that gel was tre' chic!  What say let's sell it on my next infomercial.  And this sparkley headband from your sparkle-eyed trick did just the trick!  I'll give it back to ROBIN now.

(( The air is thick with diva air-kisses as I greet the HIGH PRIESTESS, whom I have not seen since our time together absolute decades ago very recently at DAME EDNA's Finishing School for International Megastars in Brisbane.  Little-known fact: MISTER RAYMILLE was in our class!  But he was much older than we were, coming back to school for training in a second career.  ))

ME:

OK, I am here to help, but this wedding wardrobe planning will best be a team effort.  Since BOB MACKIE is still working his fingers bloody sewing sequins on those ghastly BOY SCOUT uniforms you bought your kids at the Salvation Army,

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/mb-candles-big.jpg)

let's see who else with a flawless fashion ethic we can find sitting around the set.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/madonna9.jpg)

THERE SHE IS!!  Do you think we can strongarm FOURTH RANDOM DIVA into helping?

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/madonna4.jpg)

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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 02:34:07 pm
Daniel: I love how Miss M's working on that unibrow there.
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Post by: alec716 on September 21, 2006, 02:37:46 pm
Daniel: I love how Miss M's working on that unibrow there.

ERNIE:

Hey, BERT, is the FOURTH RANDOM DIVA related to you?

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/berternie/Bert_and_Ernie-thumb.jpg)

I was just wondering... about the eyebrow, I mean.

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Post by: Front-Ranger on September 21, 2006, 07:06:39 pm
Miss M? Did someone say Miss M? Sorry, I was sleepin on my feet like an equine!! This is Monroe's understudy reporting to the set for service!! Just call me Miss M for short. That'll be Ms. M to you, Mr. Ray Mille!! An I brought some condiments with me...some lovely tapenade and pesto... also some of Ennis's stone biscuits and a couple bottles of power reds from Sardinia, by way of Lureen. A lovely sheep gorgonzola, and to top it off a modicum of quince paste. The flavour is so je ne sais quois . . . I've got to get Impish's opinion on this!!

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Post by: Meryl on September 21, 2006, 07:16:38 pm
Quote
(( The air is thck with diva air-kisses as I greet the HIGH PRIESTESS, whom I have not seen since our time together absolute decades ago very recently at DAME EDNA's Finishing School for International Megastars in Brisbane.  Little-known fact: MISTER RAYMILLE was in our class!  But he was much older than we were, coming back to school for training in a second career.  ))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/magic.jpg)

HIGH PRIESTESS:

** Yes indeed!  Here is a picture of dear Secky (short for Sexual Being Raymille) with his first partner, none other than my dear mama, Dame Deirdre Dimplearse.  She would teach me all I was to know about the mystic healing properties of sacred tap dancing. **


Quote
This is Monroe's understudy reporting to the set for service!! Just call me Miss M for short.

** Ah, Monroe, the very person we need to cater Lureen and Jack's special day!  How are you at wedding cakes and ice sculptures? **
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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 08:19:44 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Ice sculptures, in this heat? You've got ta be kiddin'.**
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Post by: Meryl on September 21, 2006, 08:55:09 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Ice sculptures, in this heat? You've got ta be kiddin'.**

** Oh my dear innocent boy, no one of stature nowadays can give a bride a proper sendoff without an ice sculpture at the reception!  The only question is, what shall it be a depiction of?  The State of Texas?  A Conestoga wagon?  The Alamo?  Lady Bird Johnson?  We must think of the perfect subject! **
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Post by: Daniel on September 21, 2006, 09:12:57 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**All I can tell you is that without some freak hail storm er somethin' we won't have an ice sculpture for more than 5 minutes. It'll be a water feature.**
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Post by: Arad-3 on September 22, 2006, 03:14:22 am
((Alone in his trailer...Lucas whom has seen Alma at the store stocking shelves for awhile couldn't help noticing her beauty. The attraction has been unbearable for him. He finally has to say something .now. It's now or never!  He pose's in front of his mirror one more time before he heads for the store))

Oh my Sweet Alma! Ennis has nothing over me! I am one fine speciman of a man!"

%% I have got to get to that store!! %%
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Post by: Daniel on September 22, 2006, 05:14:43 am
Daniel: It's Santa Claus!!!

Meanwhile back in Texas:

Random Heifer 4,592: **Well, ya reckon BULL is gonna get back with us on that Jack fella?

Random Heifer 4,596: **Prolly not. Prolly warned him off. We'd better get a message back up to Wyoming.**

Found Jack in Childress. Pay him back. Revenge is sweet. Waiting for instructions.

((The moocow telegram began making its way back northward toward the border of Oklahoma.))
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Post by: Daniel on September 22, 2006, 05:36:29 am
A BOVINE ESCATOLOGY ANTHROPOLOGY, PART 2

NARRATING VOICEOVER: It is with some amazement that I can tell you that the first moocow telegram managed to reach a destination it was intended to go to and that it even found its intended subject. Perhaps the bovine populations are becoming smarter, or perhaps it was just dumb luck. In either case, it was a once in a lifetime event, to be certain, and there is no way that the response message will reach Riverton, Wyoming with even the slightest hint of sensibility. Then again, it seems that the bovine population (and certain politicians and college professors who shall not be mentioned) can get along fine without any sensibility. However, the anthropological discourse requires a humble approach to the observation of the passage of the second moocow telegram. Consider that it was meant to say:

Found Jack in Childress. Pay him back. Revenge is sweet. Waiting for instructions.

By the time it had reached the casino in Oklahoma, and its message picked up by the Native American again, it read as follows:

Poor Jack is Childless. Pain in the back. Refrigerate sweet wafers and confections.

The message inspired the Native American to add a world famous bakery to his casino specializing in frozen delicacies.
The message continued in a northwesterly direction, and by the time it reached the ranches near Lightning Flat, the message read as thus:


Porridge kiss cold mess painted black. Revin engine's sweet way. For some infections.

Of course, this meant nothing to the cattle of those ranches, so they simply passed the message along, once more heading westward on the open plains. It makes one wonder why one would want to study bovine anthropology in the first place, so I can bid this entire concept goodbye with a Shakespearean quote: Westward ho!
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Post by: Meryl on September 22, 2006, 10:46:26 am
HIGH PRIESTESS:

** Getting back to the important subject of the day, I think this crystalline Texas flag would be tasteful at the reception:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/icesculpttexasflag.jpg)

Lureen's mother has put in her vote for this one, though:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Ice_SculptureHairspray.jpg)

Um, Mr. Monroe-of-the-Moment, I hope you will take a short break from your contemplation of Alma Del Mar (and your own splendid physique) to devote some thought to Lureen's big day.  There is still a wedding cake to be designed.  I'm afraid I can't do everything myself, as beneficial as that would prove.  Pretty please? **
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Post by: Front-Ranger on September 22, 2006, 11:21:18 am
From Miss M to Miss M: Comin right up!!

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-8/1210035/bellhop.jpg)

U know, I've been thinkin...I know I'll be an awful good help on this. I have an idea for a fabulous weddin cake. Y'see there was a mountain, north of where I got my start in Wyoming. And I was thinking about making a cake shaped like a mountain...with trees and waterfalls on it, and bears and jumping trout...and with the bride and groom in their cowboy hats at the top!! Yes, I'm going to order those cowboy hats right now, from Linda Higgins wedding supply store. One black and the other red... yess sireee

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Post by: Arad-3 on September 22, 2006, 11:30:21 am
((while walking to the store Lucas can't help but stop and look at his reflection in every store window he passes,))
((unfortunately  he did'nt see that 18 wheeler coming! Cause It would of been( besides himself) the last thing he ever would of seen)) Poor Lucas!

(Witness said just before the truck hit him he was shouting into his reflection something that sounded like...




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Post by: Daniel on September 22, 2006, 11:34:11 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Although GUY is deeply involved in a personal and intimate scene with LUCISE at the moment, he hopes the he will be able to tell LUCISE and LUCAS apart.))
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Post by: Meryl on September 22, 2006, 12:02:14 pm
U know, I've been thinkin...I know I'll be an awful good help on this. I have an idea for a fabulous weddin cake. Y'see there was a mountain, north of where I got my start in Wyoming. And I was thinking about making a cake shaped like a mountain...with trees and waterfalls on it, and bears and jumping trout...and with the bride and groom in their cowboy hats at the top!! Yes, I'm going to order those cowboy hats right now, from Linda Higgins wedding supply store. One black and the other red... yess sireee

((The HP, afraid she is having a senior moment, wonders if she is seeing double Monroes, then decides to consider Lucas an interesting new life force in the BAM universe))

** What a glorious idea for a cake, my dear!  (I'm sure JACK will be, er, rather strongly moved by the sight of it, but it is so in touch with the theme of our overall effort that I can't deny its potency).   Please go ahead full steam! **
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 22, 2006, 02:20:15 pm
It makes one wonder why one would want to study bovine anthropology in the first place, so I can bid this entire concept goodbye with a Shakespearean quote: Westward ho![/b]

((AUDIENCE MEMBERS are horrified to learn that the RANDOM HEIFFERS' moment in the BAM spotlight may be over so soon...))

(http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/arts/2005/07/images/picture_MG.jpg)

((Moocow Telegrams had provided so much chucklesome fun... :'())

((RANDOM ELK was evidently pleased to see the HEIFFERS go...

(http://www.tmurphywild.com/2X3jpegs/7346eElk-tongue.jpg)

...but was quickly removed by BAM security.))
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Post by: Ellemeno on September 22, 2006, 02:46:55 pm
Knowing Jack's penchant for travel, some of his old BAM buddies suggest transportation motifs for the wedding ice sculpture:

THE TRUCKER WHO DELIVERED ENNIS TO SIGNAL proposes this one:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/icetruck.jpg)



BIKERS #1 AND #2 like this for a centerpiece:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/icebike.jpg)



For old times' sake, LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE offers to convey Jack and Lureeen to their wedding in style:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/icecarriage.jpg)



But here's the piece of art that JACK himself leans toward:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/icerocket.jpg)

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Post by: Daniel on September 22, 2006, 03:55:54 pm
RANDOM HEIFER: **Who said anyone about us goin'? We're still waitin' fer a reply to our moocow telegram!**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **Yeah, we gotta get the reply... You reckon they found Jack so our Ennis and him can start workin' on their sweet life together?**

RANDOM HEIFER: **That's what we're waitin' ta find out.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **Ooh, there's some typa commotion down at the other field... Sounds like our response.**

RANDOM HEIFER: **I think you're right.**

((Sure enough a moocow telegram was being delivered in the nearby field... and its words left Ennis's troupe ecstatic:))

Bull in Childress found Jack. Roll out the sweet hay for cow'n'calf operations.

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **They found him!!! Now we gotta get Ennis to go and get 'em!**

RANDOM HEIFER: **I GET TOP THIS TIME!**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **Okay, no need ta shout... but I thought you was skeerd a heights.**

RANDOM HEIFER: **I'm even more skeerd a yer dumbass fallin' on me, and I don't think ye can spell 'Childress'.**

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Post by: Daniel on September 22, 2006, 04:14:52 pm
SECOND RANDOM HEIFFER: **Ye've got really wobbly handwriting.**

RANDOM HEIFER: ((considers stamping his hind hoof, but thinks better on it.))

**It's this darn Wyomin' wind.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **Well, guess its legible.**

RANDOM HEIFER: **Now, where's Ennis at? Taking girls to the market er sumthin' like that? Should be along here any moment now.**
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Post by: Daniel on September 22, 2006, 04:23:53 pm
Knowing Jack's penchant for travel, some of his old BAM buddies suggest transportation motifs for the wedding ice sculpture:

But here's the piece of art that JACK himself leans toward:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/icerocket.jpg)


YOUNG JACK:

**Well, if it's cold enuff ta warrant ice sculptures, I guess they're lickable.**
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Post by: Lumière on September 22, 2006, 05:04:10 pm
((while walking to the store Lucas can't help but stop and look at his reflection in every store window he passes,))
((unfortunately  he did'nt see that 18 wheeler coming! Cause It would of been( besides himself) the last thing he ever would of seen)) Poor Lucas!

(Witness said just before the truck hit him he was shouting into his reflection something that sounded like...


**
Ahem .. that Santa Clausy Lucas is not to be confused with Lucas Indaloo  ..aka THE ALLEY DUDE..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/52b42ecb.jpg)


..Son of Piotr Indaloo, the proud owner of Signal's biggest jewellery store:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/330974a0.jpg)


.. Where LUCISE INDAPADDOCK

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/ea8f4217.jpg)


purchased the ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/80368d1b.jpg)


..for his fiance, the Marketing Advisor ..aka MR RAPHAELSON ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/4f3012ba.jpg)


Just in case there is any confusion ...  ;D

**


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Post by: louisev on September 22, 2006, 05:59:46 pm
((Meanwhile .. at the Del Mar household ..

ENNIS AND ALMA wash up and do dishes after their all-too-brief MARITAL COITUS))


ENNIS:
%%I don't know why we always have ta warsh the dishes after sex... is this some kind a CHILDHOOD TRAUMA a hers or somethin?  She's got that glazed look in her eyes...%%

Alma, you ain't... pregnant again are you?



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Post by: Lumière on September 22, 2006, 06:20:50 pm
((ALMA turns and faces the stove after Ennis' question ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/149e0a71.jpg)


She stays quiet for a while, sensing his eyes on her ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/10efa6ec.jpg)

))

ALMA:

**  I guess you found the pregnancy test in the bathroom .. and no..don't worry, I ain't pregnant .. Although we oughta be more careful.  We can't afford another baby the way things are going .. can we?  I mean, I'd love another kid and all, maybe a little brother for JUNIOR and JENNY, but ..

Do you want another baby Ennis?
**


((ALMA averts Ennis' eyes, unsure of his response ..))

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Post by: louisev on September 22, 2006, 06:37:40 pm
ENNIS:

((Heaves a sigh.))

%%Now what do I tell her?  Yeah that'd be great?  Then I won't be able ta get away with FLIPPIN so many times, an she'll tell me it's all my idea cause I want ta have another kid.  Damn.  Can't win for losin.%%

Gee, I dunno.  Money's tight.  Yer already workin four days a week at the GROCERY STORE, an with me workin on LONELY OLD RANCH, we still ain't makin ends meet.  Maybe we ought ta ... you know... say two's enough.  ((Queue FORESHADOWING MUSIC))



(http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/3622/brokebackmtn1934um2.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on September 22, 2006, 06:53:24 pm
~~Meanwhile, in Monroe's bakery studio, a work of art is taking form~~

So how do you like my Bluebird Mountain Weddin' Cake? 

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-8/1210035/mountaincake.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 22, 2006, 07:03:43 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((looks at Cake and scratches head.))

**I don't get it.**
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 22, 2006, 07:03:50 pm
((JBB is taking a short break from sighing heavily and dreaming of TERRY CLOTH to assist in the search for a suitable cake for the next BAM wedding...))

%% how 'bout this one? See, it matches Mr Indapaddock's tie-die tank top %%

(http://www.cakesbytrish.com/images/wedding/cake4.jpg)

((And if CHER ever sees fit ta take MEL GIBSON up on the offer of a date, and thing's... ya know... get matrimonial, JBB thinks he might have found just the cake for her...))

(http://www.arrakeen.ch/usacan/063%20%20wedding%20cake.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on September 22, 2006, 07:08:11 pm
MONROE:
So it's a cake duel you want then...Awlright, you'll get it!!

But wait, I haven't put the topper on my Bluebird Cake yet. Off with the bicycle and on with...

TA DA!!


(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-8/1210035/dragcake.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 22, 2006, 07:09:30 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((wrinkles his nose at the tie-dye wedding cake))

**Is that supposed to be for Guy and Lucise? I dunno... Guy's a classy fella. He'd prolly like something more like...**

((Jack points at the towering monstrosity))

**that one, 'cept in cream and gold.**

((Jack notices the topper on the other wedding cake.))

**Okay, this is more like what I'm goin' through with Lureen, cept she's supposed ta be holdin' a shotgun.**
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 22, 2006, 07:21:31 pm
YOUNG JACK:
Guy's a classy fella. He'd prolly like something more like...**[/b]
b]

((JBB warms to the task and starts to enjoy himself...))

%%Hmmm... well, if it's classy ya want then look no further...%%

(http://www.wiztext.com/iStates/images/MVC-652S.JPG)

%% Tasteful, no? Though mebbe it more up Lureen's street...%%
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Post by: Daniel on September 22, 2006, 07:26:18 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((shudders))

**Yeah, that's more like Lureen's tastes.... only she wants those twirly things on it too.**

((Jack looks like he wants to spit.))

**I told 'er that weren't the best idea in tha world, but she's insistin' on it.**
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Post by: Cher on September 22, 2006, 07:39:28 pm

OK, I am here to help, but this wedding wardrobe planning will best be a team effort.  Since BOB MACKIE is still working his fingers bloody sewing sequins on those ghastly BOY SCOUT uniforms you bought your kids at the Salvation Army,

let's see who else with a flawless fashion ethic we can find sitting around the set.

THERE SHE IS!!  Do you think we can strongarm FOURTH RANDOM DIVA into helping?


I will lend this wig to LUREEN for her wedding so that she has something borrowed and something blue.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cher-044.jpg)

And as chairsiren of the International Diva Wedding Planning Committee, I was able to get MADONNA to agree to help select the wedding gown for the upcoming nuptials once she addressed that pesky eyebrow issue.

MADONNA:

OK, like how many wedding gowns do we need?  We got four prospective spouses and not even one is Like a Virgin.  I'm not sure who wants to wear what, so let's see what we got.  There's this one from my Sacred Future Concert Tour Trunk which I won't need back until the mid-1980s

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/madonna5.jpg)

and there is this Electra-fying number.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/dennisrodman.jpg)

We also got this flash-the-flesh one from some RANDOM DIVA, probably not a good choice for LUREEN.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/rupaul-008.jpg).

And finally, we got a couple of choices donated by other International Diva Network members ...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/whitneywedding.jpg)

WHITNEY HOUSTON should have guessed that this would not work out

and I Gest that LIZA MINELLI won't be needing this one again.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/LizaYikes.jpg)

Any takers?  About the dresses, I mean... not the ex-husbands.




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Post by: saucycobblers on September 22, 2006, 07:40:09 pm
((JBB is convinced he has found a new and previously untapped talent, and excitedly produces the WEDDING CAKE TO END ALL WEDDING CAKES))

%%Yeehaw!! I don't give a flyin' fart who has it, but someone has to have this cake fer their weddin'!!%%

(http://static.flickr.com/48/108572179_b91f38f6b5_m.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 22, 2006, 07:59:49 pm

Any takers?  About the dresses, I mean... not the ex-husbands.


YOUNG JACK:

**Yeah, I don't think we want any used wedding gowns. That's pretty much the "new" part that most spouses are supposed ta have. Where's the props magician when ya need her?**
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Post by: Lumière on September 22, 2006, 08:55:52 pm
BAM SET BUSBOY .. BARNIE, who looks remarkably like ..


(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Jude-Law-Photograph-C12148029.jpeg)


**
Okay, all the cakes so far are fab but I would suggest you use something like this on top of the cake:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/d3cdee46.jpg)

When I married my sweetheart KEN, we had the most spectacular cake .. It was not over-the-top crazy or wild .. KEN definitely doesn't like flash and glam and all that kind of drama ..  The cake was simple but beautiful ..

(http://i24.ebayimg.com/04/i/06/56/af/f5_1_b.JPG)

 Plus we had tablecloths at the reception with "Barnie Loves Ken" scribbled all over them .. ::)  Don't ask .. Ken's mother has incredibly horrible taste, she even wanted to have our pictures printed on the tablecloths as well, I had to put my foot down on that one ...

Jeez, I am babbling ...If the wedding planners for this wedding, whoever they are, want the number for the caterers who did our cake .. I'd be glad to give the information.

Gotta go!  **


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Post by: saucycobblers on September 22, 2006, 09:01:06 pm
When I married my sweetheart KEN, we had the most spectacular cake

KEN:

(http://us.inmagine.com/168nwm/digitalvision/dv173/dv173045.jpg)

%%Didn't I take out a restraining order against you??%%
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Post by: Lumière on September 22, 2006, 09:02:22 pm
((JBB is taking a short break from sighing heavily and dreaming of TERRY CLOTH to assist in the search for a suitable cake for the next BAM wedding...))

%% how 'bout this one? See, it matches Mr Indapaddock's tie-die tank top %%

(http://www.cakesbytrish.com/images/wedding/cake4.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/46d5c60d.jpg)   


** Errrr......   ;D ;D  **
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Post by: Lumière on September 22, 2006, 09:11:34 pm
KEN:

(http://us.inmagine.com/168nwm/digitalvision/dv173/dv173045.jpg)

%%Didn't I take out a restraining order against you??%%


BARNIE ...

(http://www.jasononline.com/judelaw/jude008.jpg)

** Err....Not you, freakishly-scarily-stalkerish-looking MICROPHONE CARRIER KEN ..  I am talking about this KEN, my sweet dumpling ..who looks nothing like you, but remarkably like ...

(http://keanua-z.com/webpix/keanu_reeves_5.jpg)

Okay FREAKY KEN?  ::)  **




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Post by: saucycobblers on September 22, 2006, 09:19:09 pm

** Err....Not you, freakishly-scarily-stalkerish-looking MICROPHONE CARRIER KEN .. **


MICROPHONE CARRIER KEN:

(http://us.inmagine.com/168nwm/digitalvision/dv173/dv173046.jpg)

%% Sorry 'bout the mix up. You've no idea how many good looking men I've had to take restraining orders out on. Tsk, tsk. You lose track, y'know? %%
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Post by: Lumière on September 22, 2006, 09:26:24 pm
MICROPHONE CARRIER KEN:

%% Sorry 'bout the mix up. You've no idea how many good looking men I've had to take restraining orders out on. Tsk, tsk. You lose track, y'know? %%


BARNIE:

(http://www.bloggers.it/CARRIE/itcommenti/Jude%20Law%204.jpg)

%%  Uh huh.. yeah right!  ::) %%
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Post by: Meryl on September 22, 2006, 10:59:22 pm
Knowing Jack's penchant for travel, some of his old BAM buddies suggest transportation motifs for the wedding ice sculpture:

BIKERS #1 AND #2 like this for a centerpiece:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/icebike.jpg)

BIKER #2:

** Sacre bleu!  C'est magnifique!  It'd be almost be worth gettin' hitched t'see somethin' like that settin' all cool 'n' classy amidst the truffles and escargots.  How could Jack and Lureen choose anythin' else? **


Quote
But here's the piece of art that JACK himself leans toward:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/icerocket.jpg)

BIKER #2:
** Oh.  Well, it does have a certain je ne sais quoi.  But ultimately, I'd hafta say it lacks finesse. **
  ::)
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Post by: Meryl on September 22, 2006, 11:49:49 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka1.jpg)

HIGH PRIESTESS:

** I'm thrilled to see all the lovely cakes and sculptures!  Now we're getting somewhere!  Dear CHER, you never do anything by halves.  Your intensive research on wedding dresses is beyond admirable.  Perhaps you and BOB MACKIE can take LUREEN in hand and guide her to the perfect look for her Western Tart esthetic.  My own modest research has led me to this insouciant look for the bridesmaids:


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/CowgirlChaps.jpg)

By the way, I love the idea of the blue hair.  Along with a red hat and white dress, it will be the perfect complement for the combine harvester that L.D. has set aside to carry the bride and groom from the church to the reception: **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/1660combine.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 23, 2006, 12:33:38 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((As Lucise answers his phone, Guy tries to quiet down, wiping the tears leaking from his eyes off his face and sniffling slightly to make the itch in his nose go away.))

GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy uses the napkins to wipe away the last of his tears and smiles up at Lucise as he comes back from the telephone.))

**Good news I hope? Was that your mom?**
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Post by: Lumière on September 23, 2006, 12:42:27 am
LUCISE I:

**  Yeah .. dear Ol' Momma .. she worries about me ..  She doesn't know about the wedding yet.   But don't worry, I'll have to tell my whole family about it, but I gotta do it face to face .. maybe when we go back to Romania for a honeymoon or something ..  What d'ya say? **

((Lucise walks over to where Guy is sitting, wiping the last of his tears .. Lucise takes him by the hand .. ))

** Let's go to bed, okay?  We'll talk more about the wedding tomorrow ..okay? **
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Post by: Daniel on September 23, 2006, 12:53:26 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Smiling a little quirkily now, Guy once again pulls Lucise down, but this time on top of him, leaning back into the cushions of the sofa as he feels Lucise's weight on his body.))

**Bed? We need a bed?**

((Without much other warning, Guy leans upward and lets his mouth seal itself to Lucise's, moving his lips against his.))

((He pulls Lucise closer, maneuvering himself further beneath him. He reaches up with his hands and drags his fingertips gently across Lucise's tightly fitting t-shirt, then gently peeling the t-shirt away from his body as his fingers finally touch the warm flesh beneath. He explored every inch of Lucise's muscular, toned body with his hands and fingers, but lingered lovingly at his chest and stomach.))

((Guy pulls out of the kiss reluctantly, looking deep into Lucise's warm smokey eyes.))

**Is this okay?**
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Post by: Lumière on September 23, 2006, 01:11:53 am
LUCISE I:

((Lucise struggles to catch his breath as Guy's hands wonder all over his body, caressing him and pleasuring him to no end..))

** Err.. Yes .. It's more than okay ..it's ..**

((Lucise lowers his lips once more onto Guy's, feeling his heart pounding louder and louder with every touch ..))

** Err... I think the bed is bigger .. better than the couch .. **

((Lucise rises slowly from the couch, pulls Guy up to his feet and they stagger together towards the bedroom, kissing, fumbling with their clothes..))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/cd0675fd.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 23, 2006, 01:21:57 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Tries to nod and kiss at the same time.))

**I (mmff) I guess you're right.... Wouldn't (mm) want us rolling into that leftover pizza.**

((Guy blushes furiously, even though he's still got his hands all over Lucise.))

**I feel so... wanton.**

((Guy raises his lips to Lucise's for a deep passionate kiss, mashing their mouths together. When he relaxes his kiss again, his tongue, unbidden, slips into Lucise's mouth. He wraps his arms around Lucise's body and leans against him in that special way that seems to be the perfect fit as he allows his mouth and tongue to explore Lucise's, feeling the roughness of Lucise's tongue and tasting his sweet, smoky flavor... mixed with the flavor of mushroom and pepperoni, but who could fault that?))

((When they reach the bedroom, Guy manages to pull Lucise down on the bed with him with their mouths still holding onto each other's.))

((Guy pulls away for a moment and looks around, then turns back to Lucise and smiles. He leans his head down and kisses his shoulder.))
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Post by: Lumière on September 23, 2006, 01:38:02 am
(( Lucise smiles down at Guy, relishing the feel of the warm body beneath him. 

Lucise rises (in more ways than one .. :P) and gently removes Guy's blue t-shirt, and then his shorts.  In a few short moments, they lie next to each other, naked for the first time, each craving the others' touch ..  Lucise's lips are drawn to Guy's as their eyes stay locked together ..))

**  Guy, I've done it with a girl or two in my day .. but it don't ever feel like this .. **

((Lucise lowers himself onto Guy, unsure of how much of his burning passion he can contain ..))
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Post by: Daniel on September 23, 2006, 01:47:07 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy reaches his hands up and links his fingers behind Lucise's neck, looking into his eyes deeply again.))

**I haven't done it with anyone else before... You're the first.**

((Guy can feel his ears and face turning red, but he shakes his head a little and reaches up to give Lucise another deep, passionate kiss, before gently breaking it again.))

((blushing furiously)): **I guess we just do it like they did it for the movie... I, um, haven't really given this particular event much thought.**
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Post by: Lumière on September 23, 2006, 02:07:12 am
LUCISE I.:

((Lucise laughs nervously .. feeling the entire length of Guy's..........................body ..  ;D underneath him ..))

** You haven't given this much thought?  **  ((A kiss ..))

**  I have ..**  (( A deeper kiss .. ))

**  .. been thinking of this for a while actually .. **  (( An even deeper kiss ..))

** ..Umm..I think we need some stuff ..umm..from the bathroom cabinet ....okay?... I'll be right back ..**


(( Once in the bathroom ..Lucise tries to psyche himself for what is about to happen .. ))

%% My hands are shaking, my knees feel weak.  I don't really know what to do .. I mean I do, but what if he doesn't like it .. This kind of thinking is dangerous at a time like this .. Holy ..he is gorgeous..%%

((Lucise manges to walk back to the bed, climbs ontop of Guy .. his lips close to Guy's ear ..))

** I don't wanna hurt ya .. **
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Post by: Daniel on September 23, 2006, 02:34:52 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy smiled up at Lucise, uncertain, but certainly willing.))

((Before he could think about it too much, Guy positioned himself beneath Lucise's and reached down to guide him into his body. The lubricant was slick and soft beneath his fingers, and the feeling of being invaded was almost overbearing. Guy knew that Lucise loved him though. He'd told him many times. He'd showed him. There wasn't anything to worry about, to be afraid of.))

((After a second of positioning, Guy began to strain against Lucise, wanting to be filled as much as possible by his lover above him. Lucise responded passionately and began to thrust rhythmically. Guy responded the only way he could, by giving more of himself, body, heart, and soul to his lover. He was the beloved, and this was the most beautiful way Lucise knew how to show it...))

((Guy began to rock into the thrusts, listening to the grunts escaping from Lucise's mouth, hearing his own moans of ecstasy as he surrendered to the feelings of fulfillment that rushed over him. How could loving one person in this way be so euphoric, so blissful... so perfect?))

((As the thrusting became more frenzied, Guy did what he could to match Lucise's rapid pace... Within seconds he could not even think of doing that... He could not even think at all... just felt himself climbing a peak of glorious stars in a galaxy of streaming light, waiting for.... the edge that was so near.  Was this what Lucise was going through too? Guy felt Lucise's body stiffen and heard the cry of delight above him, and he too fell over the edge of a glistening waterfall into a pool of love. Lucise's body now rested on top of his, and Guy luxuriated in the feeling for a few moments before bringing his awareness back to the bedroom and the bed they shared.))
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Post by: Lumière on September 23, 2006, 02:47:41 am
((  The scene in INDAPADDOCK's trailer ......... ;D


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/c28dbd91.jpg)

))
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Post by: Daniel on September 23, 2006, 10:19:05 am
Meanwhile, back at the Bake-off

YOUNG JACK:

((Is dismayed that he doesn't see a wedding cake perfect for Guy and Lucise, but notices something finally.))

**Hey, what about that one in the corner? What are y'all tryin' ta do, hide it from me?*

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f215/starryeyedme04/dsc01585_large.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on September 23, 2006, 10:27:59 am
(( Ray comandeers Celeste's account ))


((Suddenly a burst of flame leaps through the roof of Indapaddock's trailer as the fireworks ignite the ning-ning hippy drapes Lusice has hung throughout, and hundreds of fire fighters burst through the door, puting an end to the gut wrenching passion.  Out of the closet jumps the pizza delivery person who has secretly poisoned the Celeste pizza the newly weds have just sucked from each others tongues!  Realising that the urgency of the situation called for more immediate action, the pizza boy pounds the sage laden vegetarian supreme into Guy's face to douse the flames. ))

 
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/pizzababy.jpg)

(( Ignoring Guy's protests that his face was not on fire, but in fact that is just how he normally looks, the firemen mistake him for a fire hydrant and shove their hose into his outlet.  Sadly the honeymoon scene comes to an abrupt, yet hot end! ))

Fireman One: "PHew, anyone for a slice? "

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/firemen2.jpg)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/Pizza.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 23, 2006, 10:51:08 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy wakes up with a start, the fire engine sirens from his nightmare still ringing in his ears.))

%% Where am I? %%

%% What do you mean, where are you? %%

((Guy shakes his head, tries to listen to the things going on outside his head instead of in it. He can hear a steady breathing near him: Lucise. Asleep and adorable. Still a little uncertain if its the right thing to do, Guy curls up next to Lucise and lays his head on his shoulder, tries to drift off to sleep again.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on September 23, 2006, 11:02:23 am
Fireman two:

Hey mate, are you crazy.  Your goddamn trailer's on fire.  Get out while you still can....... but first, may I have a bite of your face?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 23, 2006, 11:04:25 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy wakes with a start. The hallucination of the fireman still stands next to the bed.))

**What?**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Cher on September 23, 2006, 11:28:00 am

(( I am completely shocked to be awakened in the middle of the night by the smell of smoke.  Imagine my horror when I look out the window of my Sacred B.A.M. Set Trailer and see...

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k288/Ms_Cher/burningpizza2.gif)

across the parking lot.  So I turn to my loved one and say...))

Alright, MONROE DAVID TASSLE-HOFF JACK whoever you are, we better get away from here!

**  Lucky for us, a room was available nearby even though it was the middle of the night.  **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/BB-CO-Durango-Siesta_Motel_16.jpg)

** The midnight check-in clerk looked familiar and yet a little creepy at the same time.  Not sure exactly what kind of Entity she was.  **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/tinaauntie.jpg)

** I guess we'll find out.  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Cher on September 23, 2006, 11:46:15 am

** I understand that my abrupt, emergency-based departure to the safety of the Siesta Motel has caused pain and heartbreak on the B.A.M. set.  **


RANDOM FIREMAN:

&& I cannot believe that CHER left without me.  She's hotter than any blaze I've ever fought.   &&

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k288/Ms_Cher/fireman.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Ray on September 23, 2006, 11:52:40 am
Quote
&& I cannot believe that CHER left without me.  She's hotter than any blaze I've ever fought.   &&


((The Random Fireman is obviously so distressed by the Cherking Super Star, that he places his thoughts with his ands.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 23, 2006, 11:58:08 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy woke again, this time to muffled darkness. Some type of light filtered into the darkness, but it was too dark to tell what its source was.))

%% Now where am I? %%

%% Guy, its time to wake up and smell the coffee, or burnt flesh, as the case may be. %%

((Guy remembered the fireman whom he had suddenly hallucinated when he woke up.))

%% That wasn't a hallucination. Well maybe part of it was. Heh! %%

%% Lucise?! Is he alright? %%

%% Wouldn't worry about him too much, lover-boy. Its yourself you should be thinking of. %%

%% Why? %%

%% Well let's just say the nurses around here don't call you pizza face for nothing. %%

((Guy tries to feel his face, but his arms have been strapped down to the bed.))

%% So I'm in a hospital? %%

%% Takes awhile for reality to sink in, doesn't it? %%

%% Get out of my head!!! %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Cher on September 23, 2006, 12:00:14 pm

((The Random Fireman is obviously so distressed by the Cherking Super Star, that he places his thoughts with his ands.))


RANDOM FIREMAN:

&&  I know where I'd like to place my 'ands, no doubt about that... but she's probably jouncing a bed at the Motel Siesta by now...  &&
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Cher on September 23, 2006, 01:56:59 pm
** The midnight check-in clerk looked familiar and yet a little creepy at the same time.  Not sure exactly what kind of Entity she was.  **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/tinaauntie.jpg)

** I guess we'll find out.  **

**  In the latest of a string of fortuitous coincidences, U.S. PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH called CONDI RICE as she was on her way back from the dry cleaner's and asked her to jet over to quell the diplomatic firestorm on the B.A.M. set.  CONDI RICE checked into the Siesta Motel and was glad to see old friends.  **

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k288/Ms_Cher/tinacondi.jpg)

CONDI RICE:

The clerk, CHER, you know her... think...


ME:  TINA!!!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/big74.jpg)

(( The air is full of diva hugs and air-kisses and strands of real human hair shedding off the heads of humans who really did not grow it.  ))

ME: 

Why didn't you say who you were?  Why did you make me Wonder, Woman?

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/wonderwoman.jpg)

Haven't seen you since our graduation from DAME EDNA's Finishing School for International Megastars!  You're not still mad that I stole that darling MISTER RAYMILLE away from you, are you?!
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Post by: Lumière on September 23, 2006, 02:02:24 pm
LUCISE I:

((Lucise wakes up to find Guy lying next to him ..shaking and mumbling something about firemen, Celeste pizza faces and something else ..))

%% WTF is going on?  %%

** Guy .. umm..what is going on .. you having a bad dream..relax..The hippy drapes are not on fire.. and there are no firemen about .. unless they snuck in to watch the fireworks going on in here last night ... ;)  ..  **


((All is still well in paradise............................ :P

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/146b04de.jpg)
))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 23, 2006, 02:13:03 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((At Lucise's gentle shaking, Guy jerked awake again.))

**There's no fire, then? God, I thought I was going insane.**

((Guy sits up and rubs his head.))

**Don't you hate those dreams where you keep waking up but you're still dreaming?**
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Post by: Lumière on September 23, 2006, 02:17:26 pm
ENNIS:

((Heaves a sigh.))

%%Now what do I tell her?  Yeah that'd be great?  Then I won't be able ta get away with FLIPPIN so many times, an she'll tell me it's all my idea cause I want ta have another kid.  Damn.  Can't win for losin.%%

Gee, I dunno.  Money's tight.  Yer already workin four days a week at the GROCERY STORE, an with me workin on LONELY OLD RANCH, we still ain't makin ends meet.  Maybe we ought ta ... you know... say two's enough.  ((Queue FORESHADOWING MUSIC))

(http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/3622/brokebackmtn1934um2.jpg)


ALMA:


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/c18f9cc0.jpg)


**  Sure thing Ennis .. two's enough .. so we gotta be abit more careful from now on..
You know .. we can talk about that later.  I am gonna be late for work ..  I have a long shift today, so you'll have to watch the girls for a few more hours.  Good thing you can stay home all day today ...  I cooked an' everything, you just need to serve the food when it's time to eat ..   I bette change an' get goin..**


((Moments later, Alma returns to the kitchen, dressed up in her work clothes.  She kisses the girls hurriedly on their foreheads ..))

**  Ennis, see you later tonight .. Monroe'll be wondering where I got to ..**


((ALMA kisses ENNIS on the cheek, grabs her bag and leaves for work ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/fc87c8e9.jpg)

))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: louisev on September 23, 2006, 02:32:16 pm
ENNIS:

Don't work too hard, darlin.

((Give ALMA a discreet peck on the cheek.  Sits down on the sofa and lights a cigarette.))

%%At last, alone to chain smoke and drink while the girls play KEN and KEN with their KEN dolls.  And now I don't need no excuse for BOTTOMS UP in the bedroom now that we're bein careful an all.  Whoo wee!  That was a bonus I didn't see comin.  So ta speak.%%

((Goes in the kitchen and checks the supply of beer.))

%%Maybe I should a told her to pick up a six pack or two.  Or three.%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on September 23, 2006, 03:25:15 pm
ALMA:

((Alma arrives at the supermarket, she looks around nervously but there is no sign of Monroe ..))

%%  Thank goodness .. maybe he won't notice that I am alittle late ..%%

((Alma rushes to her post, taking inventory in the "Canned Foods" section ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/119765d5.jpg)

Her mind wanders back to the conversation she'd just had with ENNIS .. ))

%%  I know I told him we gotta be more careful next time .. but I sure hope he doesn't try to do more of that ..  There must be other stuff people do when they don't wanna get pregnant .. I need to find out some of these things ..  But who can I ask? ... Mom..?? No way!!  Umm.. my friend JULIET..?  Nah, she'll tell all the girls at the beauty parlour and it'll be all over the place quicker than I can imagine .. arrghhh!!

Me an' Ennis need to talk!
%%
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Post by: Meryl on September 23, 2006, 03:36:07 pm
** Guy .. umm..what is going on .. you having a bad dream..relax..The hippy drapes are not on fire.. and there are no firemen about .. unless they snuck in to watch the fireworks going on in here last night ... ;)  ..  **

((All is still well in paradise............................ :P

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/146b04de.jpg)
))


HIGH PRIESTESS:

** Oh thank goodness!  The thought of GUY looking like a pizza was too horrible to contemplate! **

((Meryl hugs her shrink, whom she'd called in for an emergency session))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinkaFrankDeCaro.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: louisev on September 23, 2006, 03:59:53 pm
Meanwhile, At the Del Mar Household
Inside Ennis's Beer-Soaked Imagination

((He imagines a steamy encounter in a fantasy island setting, perhaps triggered by the season premiere of "Fantasy Island" playing on the TV in the background, and he imagines YOUNG JACK in Hawaiian Garb, showing up to go with him on a LUXURY CRUISE.))

FANTASY JACK:

Well Aloha, Cowboy!

((Utterly distracted by FANTASY JACK, Ennis fails to notice that ALMA JR. and FRANCINE have slipped out to go play on the swingsets, leaving him alone to his fantasies is the living room, and he drifts into NC-17 rated dreams about FANTASY JACK.))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on September 23, 2006, 05:55:25 pm

Why didn't you say who you were?  Why did you make me Wonder, Woman?

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/wonderwoman.jpg)

I'm wondering, too!  Separated at birth?

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/fatsuperlady.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 24, 2006, 12:18:59 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Still looking over the wedding cakes, wondering what his own will look like.))

**Wait a minute, so Guy's alright then? Good ta hear.**

**Not that I particularly wanna see 'er pretty face agin, but anyone seen Lureen... We got a shotgun weddin' ta get thru... she still tryin' on those bridal gowns.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 24, 2006, 12:24:35 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy rolls over on his back, looking up into Lucise's dreamy eyes.))

**I need to get back to the set, see if I can find more marketable wonders for our customer base.**

((Guy reluctantly gets up, performs his 3-hour ritual in the bathroom, then dresses and grabs his briefcase.))

** Do, um.... do you want to eat lunch later on?**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Lumière on September 24, 2006, 01:14:54 pm
LUCISE:

((Lucise is busy knitting away when Guy finally emerges from the bedroom about 3 and a half hours later ..))

**Babe ..you know I love you, but we really gotta talk about the amount of time you spend in the bathroom.  Three hours??  It's alittle ..well..much! Don't cha think?   

Hey look, while you were in the bath, I finished the scarf I was working on .. look..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/9413adc5.jpg)

And look what I started working on now ..

(http://pic3.picturetrail.com/VOL19/1338926/8271365/116919340.jpg)

This lack of sheep thing on BAM has really brought out my creative side ..

Oh,..you asked about lunch .. I am working on the next BAM Woolen Ecstacy launch, so I got an appointment with 2 people about that .. so I'll have to give lunch a miss today ..**


((Lucise walks over to where Guy is standing, takes his briefcase and sets in on the floor ..))

** I know you were alittle freaked when you woke this morning .. what with the burning Celeste pizza dream an' all .. but last night was ..damn!  **

((Lucise draws Guy into his arms ..))

** I'll see ya tonight..**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 24, 2006, 01:30:17 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy enjoys being pulled into Lucise's arms one last time before he has to leave, the wool scarf itching against his face, but somehow softer than a normal wool scarf because he knew that Lucise had made it. The warmth of Lucise's skin may also have had something to do with it.))

((Guy sighs before continuing): **Alright. Yeah, that was some nightmare. I'm glad you woke me.... I'll see you tonight.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 24, 2006, 03:55:50 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Bored stiff with wedding cakes, Jack decides to try and leave the engagement party and see if he can find a way out of this situation. He goes to the door.))

**Oh hey, LD, just seein' if Lureen's ready yet. That's a real nice 30-30 ya got there.**

((a little paler than normal, Jack closes the door and finds himself trapped in the room with all the wedding cakes.))

**God, Ennis, what have I gotten into now?**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 24, 2006, 04:26:56 pm
Meanwhile, on a fenced field somewhere in Riverton...

RANDOM HEIFER: ** We been chewin' cud here all day, watchin' cars go by. And I ain't seen Hay Man go by yet.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ** Yeah, well. If we could get into that field across the highway we could put up another sign.**

RANDOM HEIFER: **We're already puttin' up as many signs as we can.... I think we already got that billboard across the highway.... We're leavin' more signs than God.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ((stops chewing for a moment)) **Maybe he kent read.**

RANDOM HEIFER: ** Nah, he's drivin'. If yer drivin', ya can read.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ((ambles over by the billboard signpost in their own field.)) **Ya wanna go up again?**

RANDOM HEIFER: **What the hell fer?**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **Cause we're best buds and I wanna put somethin' else up.**

RANDOM HEIFER: **Fine!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 24, 2006, 04:30:18 pm
RANDOM HEIFER: ** Yer J's too thick an' yer heart's lopsided.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **Well its not easy teeterin' on yer back when yer lookin' up tryin' ta tell me what to paint. And asides, I happen ta like J. Its purty. Its a big swoop and then a line.**

RANDOM HEIFER: ((sighs)).

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **So whats this about tha other weddin'?**

RANDOM HEIFER: **Jack and Lureen.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **He can't marry her... how are we cows'n'calves gonna have a sweet life then?**

RANDOM HEIFER: **That's why we gotta get Ennis to go down'n save him.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ((jumps off RANDOM HEIFER's back to the ground below, flailing its legs as it falls.))

RANDOM HEIFER: **Yer gonna hurt yerself one a these days and I ain't gonna stick around ta pick up the pieces.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ((hits the ground running, hops and skips a little before looking back up.)) **Yer jest jealous. You wanna do it too.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 24, 2006, 05:24:13 pm
Meanwhile, at the BAM production set.

((Guy finds a nice quiet spot outside... despite the harsh winds whipping through the set, it was a beautiful day, a perfect opportunity to come up with some product.))

%% I have just the thing.... where are those bikers when you need them? %%

((Excitedly, Guy picks up his cellphone and dials the product development crew.))

**I've found our next Broken Arsed Mountain product, and this time we can begin production immediately.... Biker's Baskets, the perfect cuisine meal for on the go. Get with Monroe about the various menus we'll be providing.**

(http://www.canneryseafood.com/images/picnic_basket.jpg)

**Yep.... yep.... un hunh. Wait, what?** ((dramatic silence as Guy listens)) **What do you mean Lureen's Lime 'n' Lemon Sorbet isn't selling too well. It's delicious, and I thought the "Pucker up, fella." line was particularly good.... Oh, yes... I can see that would be a problem......... Well just replace the image with something else then.... the running horse or something....... No! Absolutely no twirling pasties on the icecream cartons!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on September 24, 2006, 05:48:22 pm
((HUNGRY AUDIENCE MEMBER))

** I WANT ONE! I WANT ONE!! **

(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/PHD/PHD579/200117334-001.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 24, 2006, 05:55:08 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((still on the phone.))

**As soon as there's about 1,000 of those biker baskets, bring them over. Everyone in the audience will get one. Then make more.... yes, yes, the corporate account.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on September 24, 2006, 05:58:14 pm
((OTHER HUNGRY AUDIENCE MEMBERS))

** ME TOO! ME TOO!! We don't want no goddamn gherkins though...**

(http://www.nonstopconcerts.com/images/repetitive/hands-200.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 24, 2006, 06:04:31 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((to the audience))

**I don't know if there will be any gherkins or not, but the Biker's Baskets will employ the time-honored cuisine mentality of our very own grocer, Monroe, whom we've all seen perform at his best in the kitchen. What marvels these Baskets will have remains a mystery even to me, but I'm sure we'll enjoy every last morsel.**

**While we're waiting for these, would anyone like a free carton of Lureen's Lime'n'Lemon Sorbet? We're discontinuing this run to change the graphics on the carton.**
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 24, 2006, 06:11:15 pm
((INCREASINGLY HUNGRY AND GRUMPY AUDIENCE MEMBERS))

** Well there'd better be cherry cake, or else... Lime'n'Lemon sorbet, you say??**

(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040519/040519_911_commission_hmed8a.h2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 24, 2006, 06:22:41 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Yeah, the carton's being remodified, but we still got these available.**
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Post by: nakymaton on September 24, 2006, 06:33:13 pm
Meanwhile, on a fenced field somewhere in Riverton...

ANNIE (no, not THAT Annie... Annie Oakley III, owner of ANNIE'S HOMESTYLE BAR-B-Q, BINGO PARLOR, and SHOOTIN RANGE):

((Drives past a fenced field somewhere in Riverton.))

Hey! I thought I paid for that billboard until Thanksgivin! I want my money back...

((ANNIE gets her GUN and looks for whatever RANCHER happens to own that field...))
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Post by: Daniel on September 24, 2006, 07:09:32 pm
RANDOM HEIFER: ((notices lady with shotgun))

**Woah, there, someone help me get down. That lady's lookin' mad. Don't wanna end up as hamburgers, still lookin forward to tha sweet life.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFFER: ((can't yet see the lady))

**What's goin' on?**

RANDOM HEIFER: **Mad-looking lady with a gun. She's headin' straight towards the billboard... I think.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **What? We gotta save the billboard!!!** ((Begins pacing nervously about, trying to think of what to do.))

RANDOM HEIFER: **Don't just stand there... Raise the alarm.... Gotta save the sweet life for the cows'n'calves!!!**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: **Right!** ((begins Mooing provocatively, getting all the other nearby cattle mooing also.))

((The herd continues to moo and slowly gets tighter and tighter, ambling towards the woman in their field.))
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Post by: Cher on September 24, 2006, 10:01:26 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((to the audience))

**I don't know if there will be any gherkins or not, but the Biker's Baskets will employ the time-honored cuisine mentality of our very own grocer, Monroe, whom we've all seen perform at his best in the kitchen.



ME:

Well, actually, I believe that MONROE performs at his best in the bakery aisle.  ;)  And so I have arranged for this special award for my own big, golden man.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/main1.jpg)

(( I think that at this point, I sigh dreamily.  ))
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Post by: Mikaela on September 25, 2006, 12:09:37 pm
MONROE:

((Still busily planning his wedding catering business sideline))

((Gets caught up in reverie and sits staring dreamily into space, while flickering visions appear before his inner eye))


**ALMA.....CHER...... cuisine.... ostentacious wedding banquets..........big-time catering..... the golden Michelin five star best -in-show and best-in-the-aisle award  ;) ........ALMA.... ALMA...... CHER....... gourmet food galore..... oh, ALMA.....**

((Sighs long and dreamily, for the moment entirely lost to the world))

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Post by: Daniel on September 25, 2006, 12:20:09 pm
Meanwhile, back in Childress.

YOUNG JACK:

((Jack has been trapped inside the wedding cake room for days and, being nearly famished, has eaten through about half of them... Some of them, he realized with dismay, were styrofoam look-alikes.))

**Ugh, I can tell this is gonna make me fat. I wish that woman would hurry up and git her gown on er whatever she's doin... better yet, maybe she's changed her mind.**

((Jack gets up off the floor where he had quaffed one of the champagne fountains under a wedding cake, only to find that it was ginger ale. He opens the door and looks out, uneasily, as he had countless times before, hoping not to see LD with a gun, or Lureen with a gun which was scarier.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 25, 2006, 12:21:49 pm
YOUNG JACK:

%% Could it be? Is the coast clear? %%

((Seeing no sign of LD or Lureen in the hallway, Jack makes a dash for the exit. Its a lonely Texas country road. Jack makes his way down the road and a little while later finds a gas station. He's got hardly any money, but he can at least use the restroom!))
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 25, 2006, 02:52:17 pm
((JBB emerges from the BAM gift shop dragging a now rather moth-eaten and lotion smeared postcard of the BAM set))

(http://p.vtourist.com/585206-Travel_Picture-Webshots_photo_of_Moraine_Lake_Canadian_Rockies.jpg)

((He looks for YOUNG JACK, not feeling in the jolliest of moods, and spots him loitering around the entrance to a gas station, looking furtive))

JBB:

** Yo! Blue Eyes!! We gonna write this effen postcard or whut?? **
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Post by: nakymaton on September 25, 2006, 02:56:48 pm
((The herd continues to moo and slowly gets tighter and tighter, ambling towards the woman in their field.))

ANNIE:

((As the cows get closer, ANNIE begins to panic. She tries to aim, but fumbles the gun, and...

BANG!!!!

...shoots herself in the foot.))

**Granny didn't give lessons.**
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Post by: Daniel on September 25, 2006, 03:00:28 pm
((JBB emerges from the BAM gift shop dragging a now rather moth-eaten and lotion smeared postcard of the BAM set))

(http://p.vtourist.com/585206-Travel_Picture-Webshots_photo_of_Moraine_Lake_Canadian_Rockies.jpg)

((He looks for YOUNG JACK, not feeling in the jolliest of moods, and spots him loitering around the entrance to a gas station, looking furtive))

JBB:

** Yo! Blue Eyes!! We gonna write this effen postcard or whut?? **

YOUNG JACK:

*Sure thing.... lets go in, get a pen from the clerk.**

((Jack opens the door for JBB who promptly rolls in and they approach the clerk.))

**Need ta borrow a pen if I can.**

((Jack's stomach begins to grumble... Apparently a diet of wedding cake and styrofoam is not the healthiest thing in the world.  Jack grabs some chips, jerky, and a beer.))

**I'll buy these too.**

((Jack considers the most recent diet pills which are prominently displayed on the counter. As soon as his eating habits get back to normal, he can worry about losing weight.))
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Post by: Daniel on September 25, 2006, 03:07:18 pm
ANNIE:

((As the cows get closer, ANNIE begins to panic. She tries to aim, but fumbles the gun, and...

BANG!!!!

...shoots herself in the foot.))

**Granny didn't give lessons.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ((begins to laugh out loud.)) **She shot herself in tha foot. Haw!**

RANDOM HEIFER: ((trying to see what's going on from its towering height.)) **That ain't a laughin' matter. Move away, see if a human'll come help.**
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Post by: Daniel on September 25, 2006, 03:10:32 pm
((A sleek black mercedes pulls up next to the fenced field.. An impeccably dressed, but austere woman steps out of the vehicle, quickly walking over next to the fence.))

LAUREL SPARTA: **Are you alright?.... Let's get you to a hospital.**
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 25, 2006, 03:36:17 pm
((As JBB and YOUNG JACK enter the gas station, the CLERK stares at the tube of butt lotion slithering across the linoleum floor))

(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/46/48/22874846.jpg)

CLERK:

** What the... Geez, I gotta stop smokin' so much ganja man. Hey, ain't you that fella I saw bein' led ta that there Weddin' shop at the end a L.D Newsome's shot gun? **
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Post by: Daniel on September 25, 2006, 03:45:39 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Yeah that's me. I'm makin' a run fer it. Ain't sure where I'm goin' yet, but gonna get as far away from this place as possible.**

((Jack sighs, resigned to his fate, as he accepts the pen from the CLERK. He pulls out the postcard he had gotten for JBB.))

**Okay, JBB, what do ya want on it.... We'll keep ya outta my pocket til you can tell me, that way you won't fall asleep.**
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 25, 2006, 03:56:28 pm
CLERK:

** Ahm telln' ya, if ya want some free advice I'd be stayin' away from that L.D fella. His young 'un is mighty purty, but her daddy's a mean old sonofabitch. Ya cross him an' you'll end up on the wrong end of a tyre-iron. Get out while you still got the chance...**

((Looking at JBB))

**Lotion, huh? Ah got me a sore patch on ma butt... just there. Ya reckon yer little friend can help me out any? **
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Post by: Daniel on September 25, 2006, 03:59:31 pm
YOUNG JACK

((Jack looks down at JBB, wonderin' what he thinks.))

** I don't think this lotion'll help ya. It's been formalated... formelated... ah special made for mah skin. Says so right on the label. If ya want some, though I think they're sellin some over at the Piggly Wiggly.**
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 25, 2006, 04:03:35 pm
((JBB blanches at the thought of getting down 'n' dirty with the butt in question))

JBB:

** Uh, Mr Twist, you mind if we go? This old timer's givin' me the creeps **
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Post by: Daniel on September 25, 2006, 04:09:58 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((looks down at JBB again.))

**Sure thing...I'll be right back with yer pen, sir.**

((Jack lays down some cash on the counter and heads out the door, wavin' at the CLERK's offer a change. He holds the brown paper bag with one hand as he opens the door for JBB to roll back out.))

**Feel better now?**
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 25, 2006, 04:23:45 pm
JBB:

** Thankye kindly Mr Twist. Now, back ta this postcard. Ahm not too good with words when it comes ta... um... sweet wefted nothings, so I thought I'd borrow from a friend a mine... Mr Peter Gabriel. Ya know, ah toured with Genesis back in '72, just afore he left and did that there Cranberry Hill and Nail Hammer an' all that caper. But that's another story... er... ah was thinkin' ah usin' this...**

((JBB clears his throat of creamy phlegm))

**Love I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
When I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are.

Ya remember when we was drivin' away from Broken Arse in yer little truck, Mr Twist? You weren't the only one who wuz weepin' creamy tears... Ya reckon ya kin fit all a that on the postcard?**
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Post by: Daniel on September 25, 2006, 04:31:22 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Sure we can... I jes' gotta write small.**

((Jack looks at his handiwork.))

**Ain't much room for a signature.**

((JBB's last words finally start to sink in. Tears quickly rise to his eyes.))

**Oh, dang it all, JBB... Why'd ya have to bring up leavin' the mountain?**

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Post by: saucycobblers on September 25, 2006, 04:36:14 pm
((JBB sniffs loudly))

** Sorry Mr. Twist. Don't worry 'bout the signature. He'll know who it's from. Reckon ya could post it fer me? **

((JBB wonders if he'll ever hear from his beloved loopy, wefted one again and swallows hard))

**Would ya mind puttin' me back in yer pocket? Bin a long day...**
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Post by: Daniel on September 25, 2006, 04:42:14 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack nods.))

**Who we postin' it to?**
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 25, 2006, 04:46:52 pm
JBB:

** Mr TERRY CLOTH, c/o Ms CHER's Sacred Comeback Tour Wig Trunk **

((JBB collapses into a pool of lanolin-free, non-comedogenic weeping))
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Post by: Daniel on September 25, 2006, 04:55:25 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((starting to get a little weepy himself.))

**Allight, 'nuff of that, now... Maybe he's happier whar he is? We.... we gotta learn ta let go of 'em.**

((Jack looks down at the postcard.))

**But I'll send yer postcard. Lettin' em go don't mean you haf ta hide yer feelin's from 'em. Jest means they're their own people... got their own dreams 'n such... I guess I always thought I'd be part a Ennis' jes like you'd be part of Terry's, I wonder if we can be happy like that agin.**

((Jack gets up from where he was sitting on the stoop just outside the gas station. He gently picks up JBB, puts him in his pocket, then heads in to return the pen and get the postcard posted.))
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Post by: Ellemeno on September 26, 2006, 02:52:28 am
JACK'S TEMPORARY IMAGINATION

%% In your eyes
The light the heat
In your eyes
I am complete
In your eyes %%

((humming along with the haunting Peter Gabriel song, JACK'S IMAGINATION fantasizes ENNIS as a Venice Beach surfer dude, playing the guitar to it))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/dogtowndancebig.gif)

%% In your eyes
The light the heat
In your eyes
I am complete
In your eyes %%

((in a reverie, the look in ENNIS's eyes comes back vividly to JACK'S IMAGINATION, the memory still green

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/YYearlong.jpg)

The memory of those beautiful eyes makes JACK'S IMAGINATION so sad, that it hurries to a new imagining, one that never made the final cut of their time together

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/Ellemeno_2006/bmtrailer059.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 26, 2006, 12:35:51 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((still uncertain where he was going, Jack decided to heed the old CLERK's advice. He moved on as fast as his legs would carry him, wishing all the time for a spirited horse that could at least get him someplace faster... Even his old filly: the LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE sounded good right now, and heavens knew, she was a handful.))

((Thinking on old friends in high places wasn't helping matters much, though, and Jack felt a sadness wash over him. Didn't have enough money for a bus to anywhere, let alone up to where Ennis was, which was where he wanted to go. Would he be welcomed even if he went?))

((Jack pulled out a piece of beef jerky, chewed as he walked, which some people claim to have difficulty doing but Jack found he had a knack for.))
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 26, 2006, 01:59:11 pm
((The mood seems right for JBB and JACK'S TEMPORARY IMAGINATION to give a full and heartfelt rendition of 'In Your Eyes' by Mr Peter Gabriel. They link... er... metaphorical arms and belt it out with full and reverent emotion...))

JBB and JACK'S TEMPORARY IMAGINATION:

** Love I get so lost, sometimes
days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
when I want to run away
I drive off in my car
but whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are

all my instincts, they return
and the grand facade, so soon will burn
without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside

in your eyes
the light the heat
in your eyes
I am complete
in your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your eyes
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your eyes
I see the light and the heat
in your eyes
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
the heat I see in your eyes

Love, I don't like to see so much pain
so much wasted and this moment keeps slipping away
I get so tired of working so hard for our survival
I look to the time with you to keep me awake and alive

and all my instincts, they return
and the grand facade, so soon will burn
without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside

in your eyes
the light the heat
in your eyes
I am complete
in your eyes
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your eyes
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your eyes
I see the light and the heat
in your eyes
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light,
the heat I see in your eyes **


AUDIENCE MEMBERS:

** Geez... that is so durn saaaad. **

((AUDIENCE MEMBERS are crying...))

(http://www.blhs.org/resources/spiritualResources/reporter/2004/images/crying.jpg)

((CHILDREN are crying...))

(http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0017-0309-1021-0602_SM.jpg)

((ANIMALS are crying...))

(http://www.funnyville.com/funny-pictures/cryingcat.jpg)

((Even PM TONY BLAIR is struggling to hold it together...))

(http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,484725,00.jpg)

TONY BLAIR:

Sniff** It's, like, soooo unfair! **
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Post by: Arad-3 on September 26, 2006, 02:54:08 pm
(http://www.programmers-progress.com/images/crying-woman.jpg)

Audience member


Somebody please...send in the clowns!
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Post by: Arad-3 on September 26, 2006, 02:57:36 pm
(http://www.clpc.org/images/clowns.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on September 26, 2006, 03:00:18 pm
Rodeo clown Ryan Rodriguez

(http://www.festivalwestern.com/images/x_photos/995_ryan.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on September 26, 2006, 03:02:54 pm
Rodeo clown Quail Dobbs and his dog Phyllis

http://www.americanprofile.com/issues/20010527/20010527cen_895.asp (http://www.americanprofile.com/issues/20010527/20010527cen_895.asp)

(http://www.maryellenmark.com/images/large/gallery/rodeo/215R-257-002.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on September 26, 2006, 03:04:40 pm
Rodeo clown Mark Swingler

http://www.markswingler.com (http://www.markswingler.com)

(http://www.markswingler.com/images/mark_headshot2004.gif)
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Post by: Ellemeno on September 26, 2006, 03:09:35 pm
Rodeo clown Crash Cooper

http://crashcooper.com (http://crashcooper.com)

(http://crashcooper.com/photos/crashcooper3.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on September 26, 2006, 03:10:49 pm
(http://www.joseflebovicgallery.com/Catalogue/Archive/Cat-119-2006/Large/0198.jpg)

*Much releived audence members**

Clowns!!!
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Post by: Ellemeno on September 26, 2006, 03:15:50 pm
Rodeo clown Keith Isley

http://www.keithisley.com (http://www.keithisley.com)

(http://www.keithisley.com/KJustin.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on September 26, 2006, 03:23:13 pm
Would a sweet life with Jimbo have been possible?

(http://www.rounder-graphics.com/gallery/traditional_art/pencil/rodeo_clowns/main_image.jpg)

(Of course not for Jack, but maybe for a fellow rodeo clown.)
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Post by: Arad-3 on September 26, 2006, 03:24:39 pm
Rodeo clown Keith Isley

(http://www.keithisley.com/KJustin.jpg)
 

**Back in the childrens viewing room the children just love Rodeo clown Keith Isley**

(http://www.faribault.org/lib/images/000_0024_000.JPG)
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Post by: Ellemeno on September 26, 2006, 03:29:30 pm
Rodeo clown Dennis Halstead

(http://www.vernonprorodeo.com/images/dennishalstead.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on September 26, 2006, 03:33:15 pm
(http://www.vimixx.net/imgs/funny/images/laughing.jpg)

*This poor guy laughed so hard at the clowns that it became a little bit of a concern*
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Post by: Arad-3 on September 26, 2006, 03:49:32 pm
(http://www.vimixx.net/imgs/funny/images/laughing.jpg)

*This guy just couldnt stop laughing to the point where it was a little bit of a concern*

* thankfully, a quick exam by these  two strange "in the house" Doctors and a couple valium settled him back down*   
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Post by: moremojo on September 26, 2006, 04:11:52 pm
Would a sweet life with Jimbo have been possible?

(http://www.rounder-graphics.com/gallery/traditional_art/pencil/rodeo_clowns/main_image.jpg)

(Of course not for Jack, but maybe for a fellow rodeo clown.)
Aw...thanks for the sweet thought. But you know that Jimbo was railroaded into marriage by Bimbo...check the critics' gallery for proof! I still like to think, though, that Jimbo nurtured a soft spot in his memory for that fleetingly glimpsed blue boy from Wyoming.

Scott
('Dr.' Jimbo)
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Post by: Arad-3 on September 26, 2006, 06:04:10 pm
**meanwhile Chopper and  Miss Snffer get the news the clown show is over and are not too happy that they will not  have a turn**

(http://www.jerezac.com/dali/rodeo-clowns-2.jpg) (http://www.jerezac.com/dali/6.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on September 26, 2006, 06:07:20 pm
*But the news doesn't seem to bother these clowns who need to be pulled apart as they were already taking their turns*


(http://www.jerezac.com/dali/clowns2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 26, 2006, 08:03:35 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((peers out from behind a tree.))

**Is the rodeo clown montage over? Cause I know its makin' everyone else feel better, but it jes' reminds me of Jimbo.**

((Jack sighs.))

**Thinkin' of Jimbo remine's me a bulls. Thinkin' a bulls remines me a Ennis. And thinkin' a Ennis just hurts the hell outta me.**
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Post by: Meryl on September 27, 2006, 08:59:24 pm
((JACK and JBB trudge sadly down the road til they find a dusty old post office.  JACK buys a stamp, JBB licks it, and in the blink of an eye, the postcard is on its way to find TERRY CLOTH.  With a sigh, JACK steps out of the post office, JBB safely in his jeans pocket, and sees that a fancy trailer has pulled up.  A lady leans out the window and smiles at him.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/lucy3.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/HPsmall.jpg)

HIGH PRIESTESS:

** My dear, I can see you're like a lost lamb.  I know what it's like to be stuck in a situation that seems like it will never be resolved.  Won't you step inside and have something to eat and drink?  I have one of those nice Biker Baskets full of good things.  Maybe you'll feel better if you have a decent meal instead of that jerky.  Then, if I can give you a lift somewhere, you just have to say the word. **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/picnicbasketone1.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 27, 2006, 10:05:55 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack tips his hat to the lovely lady.))

**Sure nuff, ma'am. Could use a bit more ta eat than what I got here.**

((Jack steps into the trailer and sits down, pulling JBB out of his pocket and putting him gently on a flat surface.))

((Jack reaches into the basket, breaks some bread into manageable pieces, as the HIGH PRIESTESS pours some wine.))

**Is this here the gordon blue or black forest ham Biker's Basket, or they come out with a new one? Who the hell is Gordon Blue anyway?**

 

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Post by: Meryl on September 28, 2006, 12:01:12 am
YOUNG JACK:

**Is this here the gordon blue or black forest ham Biker's Basket, or they come out with a new one? Who the hell is Gordon Blue anyway?**

HIGH PRIESTESS:

** I really haven't got a clue, honey.  Just enjoy! **

((While JACK helps himself to ham and cheese, apples and chocolate cake, the HP gets out a wide, shallow bowl and places it carefully on a small table, then fills a pitcher with water and places it next to the bowl.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Bowl2.jpg)

** When you've had plenty to eat, I have a little something I want to show you. **
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Post by: Lumière on September 28, 2006, 12:04:17 am
((  Meanwhile, Mailman BILL has arrived ...

(http://www.geeksbearinggifts.com/humor/bill%20the%20mailman.jpg)


.. and he is delivering the invitations for the next BAM wedding!  ;D


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/29d282b4.jpg)

))
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Post by: Daniel on September 28, 2006, 02:42:43 am
HIGH PRIESTESS:

** I really haven't got a clue, honey.  Just enjoy! **

((While JACK helps himself to ham and cheese, apples and chocolate cake, the HP gets out a wide, shallow bowl and places it carefully on a small table, then fills a pitcher with water and places it next to the bowl.))


** When you've had plenty to eat, I have a little something I want to show you. **

YOUNG JACK:

((Jack finishes the meal quietly, silently wondering what the HIGH PRIESTESS wants to show him...))

**I reckon that's all I can stand ta eat right now.... Whatcha wanna show me?**
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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 05:14:06 am
Meanwhile, back at Riverton's one and only Super Market:


MONROE:

((Wakes from sculpted, sugar-sweet, creamy, glazed and deflowered flowery reveries - of wedding cakes, that would be  ;)  - and realizes how much time has gone by))


Ooooops! I'd better see to the Super Market business that's right here under my nose and not only the future catering business of my dreams. Get real, MONROE!

Anyways, Doris-Doreen down at check-out said she wanted to speak to me about something..... and she's always going on about how she likes nothing better than a big, old, good and proper wedding. Hinted there might soon enough be this massive wedding invitation coming up.

Perhaps I can ask her opinion of these here wedding cake ideas. She might even want to join in on the fun and help out!



((Rushes into the store proper and heads towards the cash registry by the front door, wedding cake sketches firmly in hand))


Do-Do, you wanted to see me 'bout sumthing?
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Post by: Meryl on September 28, 2006, 10:53:30 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack finishes the meal quietly, silently wondering what the HIGH PRIESTESS wants to show him...))

**I reckon that's all I can stand ta eat right now.... Whatcha wanna show me?**

((The HIGH PRIESTESS tugs at the pullstrings on the trailer's venetian blinds til the light is just right--dim, not dark.  She picks up the pitcher and looks at JACK.))

** This is a little trick I picked up from a book some folks think is fantasy.   I found out that the old professor who wrote it knew a thing or two about telecommunications--the kind that came before electricity and wires and all. **

((Meryl slowly pours water into the bowl on the table and calls JACK over to it))

** Now, I want you to think about what's troubling you.  Then look in the water and let it show you what it wants.  It could be something from the past, present or future, but maybe it'll help you decide what you need to do. **

((As JACK peers at the flat, shining surface of the water, he sees it shimmer and shift, slowly revealing an image from the past))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/embrace2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 28, 2006, 11:07:00 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack looks into the water and sees the emotionally disturbing image of himself in Ennis's arms. He nods sullenly. That happiness had passed him by and he saw no way to find it again. He could not make time flow backwards, for he eagerly wanted to move forward in life, past the painful moments of the past.... painful, because they were joyous.... painful, because they could not be lived again.))

**Yeah, that pretty much is it.... Now what?**

((Jack looked up to the Priestess with a heart-wrenching, sobering expression.... He knew what his problem was. He didn't know how to fix it.))
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Post by: Meryl on September 28, 2006, 11:10:04 am
HIGH PRIESTESS:

** The water is changing...look again. **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/KitchenEnnisAlma.jpg)



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Post by: Daniel on September 28, 2006, 11:20:18 am
YOUNG JACK:

**That must be Alma... He said they were gettin' married.... He don't look too happy. I reckon I know the feelin'.**

((Jack looks at the water again, hoping it will show him something about what he should do next.))
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Post by: Meryl on September 28, 2006, 11:39:08 am
((Another shimmer, another shift....))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/BikerbehindEnnis.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 28, 2006, 11:44:41 am
YOUNG JACK: ((eyebrows raised))

**And two kids? Well he's gettin' lucky all the time, I bet. Still don't look happy, though... Ain't there no happy pictures of 'em in this water? How ya get it to change channels?**
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Post by: Cher on September 28, 2006, 11:48:00 am
Meanwhile, back at Riverton's one and only Super Market:

MONROE:

((Wakes from sculpted, sugar-sweet, creamy, glazed and deflowered flowery reveries - of wedding cakes, that would be  ;)  - and realizes how much time has gone by))

Ooooops! I'd better see to the Super Market business that's right here under my nose and not only the future catering business of my dreams. Get real, MONROE!

Anyways, Doris-Doreen down at check-out said she wanted to speak to me about something..... and she's always going on about how she likes nothing better than a big, old, good and proper wedding. Hinted there might soon enough be this massive wedding invitation coming up.

Perhaps I can ask her opinion of these here wedding cake ideas. She might even want to join in on the fun and help out!


((Rushes into the store proper and heads towards the cash registry by the front door, wedding cake sketches firmly in hand))

Do-Do, you wanted to see me 'bout sumthing?


**  When I heard MISTER RAYMILLE's anguished call asking me to "Come Back to the Riverton Grocery, CHER You Queen, CHER You Queen,"

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chercomeback2.jpg)

how could my humanitarian nature and desire for endless comebacks resist?  So I was running late but reported back to the B.A.M. set

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chercar3.jpg)

on Bring-A-Boy-Scout-to-Work Day.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chercar4.jpg)

I hurried into the dressing room to get into costume with the other RuDivas

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/rupaul/cherrupaul2.jpg)

met the other cashiers and waited for the scene to resume.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cherfiveanddie.jpg)   **
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Post by: Meryl on September 28, 2006, 11:59:34 am
YOUNG JACK: ((eyebrows raised))

**And two kids? Well he's gettin' lucky all the time, I bet. Still don't look happy, though... Ain't there no happy pictures of 'em in this water? How ya get it to change channels?**

((The scene shifts again...))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/BobbyTwist2.jpg)

HIGH PRIESTESS:

** Aw.....  Call me crazy, but he looks like a Twist to the life! **
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Post by: Daniel on September 28, 2006, 12:08:05 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((smiles at the scene....))

**Yeah, 'cept me and Lureen.... ('less I can git away from 'er) we're adoptin', so the original film'll make sense.**

((Another thought comes to Jack's mind.))

**Wait, is that me? I'm gettin' confused.**
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Post by: alec716 on September 28, 2006, 12:34:30 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Another thought comes to Jack's mind.))

**Wait, is that me? I'm gettin' confused.**


TERRY CLOTH (piping up from the Sacred Relics Room, where he awaits his return to ENNIS' jacket pocket when the Grocery Store scene gets hoppin' again, or he finally gets a darn postcard or maybe even both):

** Like maybe before your dad put you on the woollies?  **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/woolies2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 28, 2006, 02:00:57 pm
YOUNG JACK

**Oh that ain't me.... that there's Lucise whatchacallit.... the sheep trainer....**
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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 02:52:09 pm
DORIS-DOREEN (AKA DO-DO)


((Eyes CHER sceptically from behind her register))

Hey, you a new cashier 'round here? Didn't hear MONROE had hired somebody new, but then again he's the silent and shy sort, most of the time.


((Looks up and realizes MONROE has arrived, though he is staring at CHER with a dumbfounded expression))

Speaking of the...... Erm........Hi there, Monroe! Good of you to come over. I wanted to......


((Gently takes his arm and propels him a little away from the now positively radiantly blazing CHER.))

.....wanted to propose some additions to the sortiment of goods here at the Super Market. Is this a good time to talk?
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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 02:53:55 pm
MONROE:

Uh.........ah......aughargle..... uhm, yes?
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Post by: Lumière on September 28, 2006, 03:03:13 pm
** The SuperMarket scene continues .. (at friggin' last ..)  ;D**


ALMA:

((Alma arrives at the supermarket, she looks around nervously but there is no sign of Monroe ..))

%%  Thank goodness .. maybe he won't notice that I am alittle late ..%%

((Alma rushes to her post, taking inventory in the "Canned Foods" section ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/119765d5.jpg)

Her mind wanders back to the conversation she'd just had with ENNIS .. ))

%%  I know I told him we gotta be more careful next time .. but I sure hope he doesn't try to do more of that ..  There must be other stuff people do when they don't wanna get pregnant .. I need to find out some of these things ..  But who can I ask? ... Mom..?? No way!!  Umm.. my friend JULIET..?  Nah, she'll tell all the girls at the beauty parlour and it'll be all over the place quicker than I can imagine .. arrghhh!!

Me an' Ennis need to talk!
%%
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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 03:07:13 pm
DO-DO:


Now, you may find this hard to believe, but I'm a Senior Member of the Sisterhood of Devout Acolytes to the High Priestess, - the one and only, may her light and wisdom shine forever on us all, -and as I'm sure you're completely aware she guards the sacred relics and possesses many strange and mystical powers?

((Draws deep breath and gets going))

Anyway, and now this may seem even stranger, but there was this mule that discovered a lake of very special water deep in the forest and who contacted the High Priestess about a certain quality of the water there, abilities to show visions of the past and the future that was, if you'll believe it, and after testing it she has found it compatible with the most refined of BAM spiritual and physical wellness requirements, and she's just started using it in her spiritual healing rituals, and so I was thinking that we Sisters would like to see this water being sold in specially designed little bottles right here. I'm sure you could make a deal with that mule and we could get you the HP's blessing....... We'd all like to be able to buy it without going on a pilgrimage into the deep woods. It would be torn off the shelves, let me tell you!  I wouldn't mind designing the bottle, and if you want I could also make contact with the marketers of all those BAM tie-in products, you know how successful they have been, what with the woolen products, and.......

(http://www.lotrplaza.com/lothlorien/battle/phial1.jpg)

((Has to stop to breathe for a moment))
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Post by: Lumière on September 28, 2006, 03:11:52 pm
((Setting the scene ...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/fc87c8e9.jpg)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/73a18a35.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 03:15:13 pm
MONROE:


((Suddenly wants to weep))


%% CHER staring at me ravenously from over there, while ALMA's just a few aisles away, and now here's DO-DO ranting and raving, obviously having gone completely off the deep end.......Crazy as a moonstruck mule at midsummer....... Could this day possibly be any worse? %%


((Near-panicked gulp as premonition strikes))


%%Oh yes it could. Now, if ENNIS showed up, that would be it! %%

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Post by: louisev on September 28, 2006, 03:15:48 pm
Meanwhile, Back at the Del Mar Household

ENNIS:

((Notices while he is jamming down beers one after the other while compulsively chain-smoking, that Francine and Alma Junior have runofft to go play on the swingsets.))

Girls?  Girls?

((He goes down the stairs next to the laundromat, staggering slightly.))

%%Shee it!  I'm in no fit condition ta be watchin over my two little girls, I better go dump em on ALMA so I can get good an drunk an maybe have a few a them wringin it out fantasies about JACK again.%%

((Snatches up Alma Junior and Francine, one under each arm, and heads for GROCERY STORE at a wobbly amble.))
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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 03:47:10 pm
DO-DO:

%% I don't think I've gotten my point across  :( %%

((Renews grip on MONROE's arm))

I can go into much more detail, of course, I 'spose I wasn't too clear, was I? Well, as I just said, the High Priestess has......

((Keeps talking. At length. And then some. Envisioning beautiful little bottles of brilliantly shimmering crystal water all the while, her eyes shining to match))


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Post by: louisev on September 28, 2006, 03:54:07 pm
ENNIS:

((Shambling into the grocery store looking bewildered, with one child under each arm, comes up to Monroe, talking to Do-Do, squints, and wobbles.))

Hey, MONROE, you seen ALMA?  Cute little gal, nose like a button, works down here somewheres?

ALMA JR: 

((tugging on Ennis's jacket))

Daddy I got ta go pee.
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Post by: Lumière on September 28, 2006, 03:57:38 pm


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/a86de558.jpg)


((Meanwhile, unaware that ENNIS is in the store .. ALMA concentrates on her work ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/db4729f6.jpg)

))
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Post by: Pipedream on September 28, 2006, 04:01:40 pm
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/29d282b4.jpg)

((Meanwhile, Owl Olivia and lil' Olli Owl have received the wedding invitation.))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EulemitKindKopie2.jpg)


Owl Olivia:

%% So two other silly idiots are going to get married! Glad, I won't be the one with the veil this time... By the way, what the f*ck has happend to my cloth?? %%
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Post by: Cher on September 28, 2006, 04:03:59 pm
MONROE:

%% CHER staring at me ravenously from over there, while ALMA's just a few aisles away, and now here's DO-DO ranting and raving, obviously having gone completely off the deep end.......Crazy as a moonstruck mule at midsummer....... Could this day possibly be any worse? %%



(( I lift myself off the ledge and saunter over to MONROE in that disarmingly casual way of mine.  ))


ME (all rich-y and baritone-y):

Now, MONROE, I didn't expect to see that silly bird Do-Do around here either.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/dodo.jpg)

I thought her kind had all been run off like the SHEEP who heard JACK's harmonica.  But I am a Moonstruck mule  moon-stitched mules

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/moonmules.jpg)

a moonstruck

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chermoonstruck.jpg)

fool for you, Babe.
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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 04:06:41 pm
MONROE:


((Having just shaken off DO-DO's grip, dons stiffest smile ever))

Oh, hi there, ENNIS!

%%Don't panic, don't babble! He'll notice something's amiss! He mustn't find out about me!

**What was that mantra I had again? Focus on the calm of beans, that's it!**

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/00000000000000000000000000000_1658.jpg)


ALMA? Sure enough, cute as a button..... I mean, I've seen her around.

%% Beans, beans beans, beans...........%%

She's right over there in the condiments aisle.

((Freaks out))

%%Nooooooooooooooooooooo! How could I?%%
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Post by: alec716 on September 28, 2006, 04:10:52 pm
((Meanwhile, Owl Olivia and lil' Olli Owl have received the wedding invitation.))

Owl Olivia:

%% So two other silly idiots are going to get married! Glad, I won't be the one with the veil this time... By the way, what the f*ck has happend to my cloth?? %% [/b]


TERRY CLOTH:

** Right here, darlin', just cleaning the nest like you told me to... **

&&  How many more effen' years until that postcard arrives?  &&
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Post by: louisev on September 28, 2006, 04:11:20 pm
ENNIS:

((Stares in a befuddled manner at MONROE, not noticing the lithe charms of Do-Do leaning on the conveyor belt at the checkout counter))

Condoms aisle?  MONROE, I didn't think you had them things here, I thought they was sold at the Drugstore along with the K-Y Personal Lubricant an Jack's Butt Butter.

ALMA, JR:

Daddy, I got ta go pee.
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Post by: Daniel on September 28, 2006, 04:19:20 pm
Meanwhile, on a field in Riverton.

RANDOM HEIFER 13: ((watches Ennis's truck drive on by.))

**Here he comes..... and there he goes.... Told ya he cain't read.**

RANDOM HEIFER 18:

**He was drivin' awful hard... must not a seen it... Maybe he jes' ignores billboards?**

RANDOM HEIFER 13: ((rolls eyes and leans down to chomp more grass.))

**I ain't doin' the stupid sandwich board thing again.**

RANDOM HEIFER 18:

**No, if there's anythin' we don't want, its people associatin' cows with sandwiches.**
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Post by: Lumière on September 28, 2006, 04:19:39 pm
ANGRY SHOPPER WAITING TO BE HELPED:

(http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/j/jy/jynmeyer/496053_angry_woman_2.jpg)


**  Can someone please take that kid to the bathroom??  All that whining is starting to grate on my nerves!!  >:(  And can I get some assistance this century PLEASE?!  **
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Post by: Pipedream on September 28, 2006, 04:20:47 pm

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chermoonstruck.jpg)


Owl Olivia:

** Talk about moonstruck fools, people! You won't believe what I've seen (and heard!) up on Broken Arsed Mountain! Have you ever wondered what happened to Mika, the musical mule?? Well, it looks like she's got herself a lover. And he looks somewhat like Cigarbutt, but sounds like Bata Illic.* When I saw them together he was singing something for her. An old German Schlager from the Seventies... Kinda weird, if you ask me!**

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/PferdundMuliKopie2.jpg)   

Dunkel war die Nacht, ein Vogel sang
Und ich ging allein am Fluss entlang
Da sah ich Dich dort am Ufer stehn
Und Du gingst mit mir, es war so schön
Du bist alles für mich, denn ich liebe nur Dich
Mikaela
Und mit Dir ganz allein will ich nur glücklich sein
Mikaela
Jeder Tag ist so schön, weil wir zwei uns verstehn
Mikaela
Du bist mein Sonnenschein, lass mich nie mehr allein
Mikaela
Ich brauch keine Schätze dieser Welt
Weil für mich nur Deine Liebe zählt
Und ich sag Dir dass ich glücklich bin
Seit Du kamst da hat mein Leben Sinn
Du bist alles für mich, denn ich liebe nur Dich
Mikaela
Und mit Dir ganz allein will ich nur glücklich sein
Mikaela
Jeder Tag ist so schön, weil wir zwei uns verstehn
Mikaela
Du bist mein Sonnenschein, lass mich nie mehr allein
Mikaela
Dark was the night, a bird sang
And I walked alone by the riverside
There I saw you standing on the shore
And you came with me, it was so nice
You are everything for me, because I love only you
Mikaela
And with you alone I want to be happy
Mikaela
Each day is so beautiful, because we understand each other
Mikaela
You are my sunshine, don’t ever leave me alone again
Mikaela
I don’t need any treasures of this world
Because your love is all that counts for me
And I tell you, I’m happy
Since you came along my life makes sense
You are everything for me, because I love only you
Mikaela
And with you alone I want to be happy
Mikaela
Each day is so beautiful, because we understand each other
Mikaela
You are my sunshine, don’t ever leave me alone again
Mikaela

*Bata Illic:

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/BataIllic.jpg)

(Play me!!)
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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 04:30:02 pm
MONROE:

((Gapes, lets out a small sigh of relief))

%% He didn't get the slip! Didn't hear me right! Wooo-hoooo%%

((Comes back down to earth quickly))

Uh, oh, I wouldn't know about where they sell condoms...... I'm more into Consomme myself.

%% Oh, Shit, here I go again! Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans... %%

((Points))

You'd hafta ask the talented CHER here 'bout such stuff, she'd know all about that for sure.

((Can't help grinning a little at CHER in the middle of it all))

But ALMA, now, she's over there with the mustard. Ketchup. You know, next to the beans. Think you can find it?

((Looks apologetically at ANGRY SHOPPER))

DO-DO, could you please help this lady.........?


%%What a day! I think it'll be me going crazy next! %%
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Post by: louisev on September 28, 2006, 04:34:02 pm
ENNIS:

((gives MONROE an odd look, though with his alcohol-numbed consciousness, he can't really figure out what is making MONROE so jumpy.))

Ketchup.  That shouldn't be next to the Personal Lubricant...

((wanders down the aisle and sees ALMA stacking PEANUTS.))

Hey Alma, Junior here's got ta pee an I am shee threets ta the wind, can you take care of it for me?

(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6463/brokebackmtn1846jq2.jpg)
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Post by: Cher on September 28, 2006, 04:38:08 pm

ALMA, JR:

Daddy, I got ta go pee.[/b]


ME:

Alright, I'll take the poor kid to pee... she seems so Elijah blue ...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/michael%20jackson/withelijah.jpg)

(( As difficult as it is to step away from sweetet-thing-in-the-bakery-aisle MONROE and that hot cowboy-type who just showed up talking about condoms, my humanitarian and maternal side takes over and I pick up ALMA JUNIOR and take her to the warshroom.  ))
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Post by: Lumière on September 28, 2006, 04:42:24 pm
ENNIS:

((gives MONROE an odd look, though with his alcohol-numbed consciousness, he can't really figure out what is making MONROE so jumpy.))

Ketchup.  That shouldn't be next to the Personal Lubricant...

((wanders down the aisle and sees ALMA stacking PEANUTS.))

Hey Alma, Junior here's got ta pee an I am shee threets ta the wind, can you take care of it for me?


(( ALMA looks puzzled as ENNIS struggles with the girls ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/9a2003d2.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/10d81472-2.jpg)

))


**  Ennis?? ... what do you mean you are "shee threets ta the wind" ..?  What are you doing here anyway?  Yer supposed to be watching the girls AT HOME ..  Ennis, I am in the middle of working here.  **

((ENNIS hands over JENNY to ALMA as if he hasn't heard a word she has been saying ..))


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/870609b1-1.jpg)


** Ennis!  What are you doing?  I am in the middle of work here!  Monroe could gimme the sack for this ..!  **
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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 04:45:24 pm
DO-DO:

((Huffily to ANGRY CUSTOMER))

I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, ma'am. I'm however not employed here to take care of peeing kids, so the assistance I provide cannot fulfil all your wishes. CHER here is helping out with that, though. I apologize for any inconvenience. How may I help you?

((Gets very, very bright idea))

Ma'am, your foul temper seems to indicate you're in dire need of improved spiritual well-being. Have you ever heard of the Sisterhood of Devout Acolytes to the High Priestess? I am more than willing to enlighten you.........

((Watches in surprise as ANGRY CUSTOMER storms off))

Was it something I said?

((Hears CHER snickering loudly on her way to the loo with ALMA JR.))
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Post by: louisev on September 28, 2006, 04:47:15 pm
ENNIS:

((Hiccups loudly))

I was watchin TV an guess I had a few too many beers, but I figured you could keep an eye out for em.  I saw a billboard outside I got ta check out, had my name on it.  But then again, maybe I was seein things, cause there was two Holsteins climbin up over each other ta change the message last time I drove past...

Come on ALMA, you know how I get when I'm drinkin...
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Post by: Cher on September 28, 2006, 04:52:43 pm
DO-DO:

((Hears CHER snickering loudly on her way to the loo with ALMA JR.))


ME: 

** I'm snickering because this darling little ranch urchin said "wanna see my sheep trick" and now my dumb-a&& moon-stitched mules are wet.  Someone call wardrobe, please! **
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Post by: Lumière on September 28, 2006, 05:02:40 pm
ANGRY SHOPPER, NOW SUPER PISSED:

((Storms off after DO-DO's suggestion of improved spiritual well-being in a Sisterhood of some kind .. Still fuming, she marches out of the supermarket, pulls out a can of spray paint from her purse and heads for the side of the building ..  She is almost done with her "work of art" when she hears approaching voices ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/wall.jpg)


She hops on her bike and takes off ..

(http://fabienne-migout.esprit-racing.com/5/img/dps86_erwe_13.jpg)

 ..))

%%  I'll be back ..muahhahahaha..%%


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Post by: alec716 on September 28, 2006, 05:05:43 pm
ANGRY SHOPPER, NOW SUPER PISSED:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/wall.jpg)


(( TERRY CLOTH, returned to his customary position in ENNIS' jacket pocket, sees the vandalism outside the Riverton Grocery.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

&&  Price-gouger?  MONROE is a price-gouger?  I thought what he was asking for those condiments was fair.  &&
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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 05:08:23 pm
MONROE:

((Shakes head in utter disbelief at all the goings-on))

**These here aisles sure have seen many strange events lately. Wet sheep tricks, blazingly hot CHER tricks...... Cult prozelytizing...... Kids being brought in here as for regular kindergarten.........customers storming off all enraged! Are we ever selling any groceries here anymore? And what about my culinary selections, are they quietly rotting on the shelves? **

((Sighs deeply))

**Guess I'd better go and peek carefully at what's happening to ALMA: That husband of hers seemed about as unstable and about to go off as ever.**

((Tip-toes towards the condiments))

**She may soon need help! She may be in danger! **
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Post by: Cher on September 28, 2006, 05:09:48 pm

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/wall.jpg)


(( I see the graffiti and could not agree more.  ))

ME:

&& MONROE is a prince alright, and a d*mn sure fine prince at that ... ummm-hmmmmm...  &&

(( At this point, I believe that I sigh dreamily again despite my pee-soaked shoes.  ))
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Post by: Lumière on September 28, 2006, 05:10:10 pm
ENNIS:

((Hiccups loudly))

I was watchin TV an guess I had a few too many beers, but I figured you could keep an eye out for em.  I saw a billboard outside I got ta check out, had my name on it.  But then again, maybe I was seein things, cause there was two Holsteins climbin up over each other ta change the message last time I drove past...

Come on ALMA, you know how I get when I'm drinkin...


((Now very upset .. ALMA shakes her head at Ennis in disbelief..))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/870609b1-2.jpg)

** Ennis, why are you drinking when you are supposed to be looking after the girls?  >:(  Do I ask so much from you that you can't just take care of your own daughters for one afternoon while I work?  What am I supposed to do now .. I got like 3 more hours on this darn shift ..  **

((ALMA relents a little when she sees the look on Ennis' face ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/603b25a3.jpg)  ))

** Fine, I'll figure something out ..  you aint doing right by me here Ennis ..**



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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 05:14:16 pm
ANGRY SHOPPER, NOW SUPER PISSED:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/wall.jpg)



DO-DO:

((Steps outside to calm herself down by means of the fresh air and a cigarette or rather five))

((Eyes the writing on the wall sceptically))

** Monroe is a priest?  HAH! I think not! Hah! What a joke! He wouldn't even hear me out on my fanatical fantastical visionary water marketing proposal! He's so not spiritual, I bet he wouldn't know the sacred relics if he stumbled over them in the road! He's far too much the over-cautious money-counting capitalist pri**, sometimes! **

((Sighs and lights yet another cig))

**Why doesn't he see there's more to living than food? Spiritual products can put money in the till, too!**

 >:( >:( >:(
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Post by: louisev on September 28, 2006, 05:22:23 pm
ENNIS:

ALMA, don't go lookin at me all that way, a man's home is his castle, an his liver is his beer gut.  Or somethin.  Call yer sister, she's too ugly ta have a date tonight, she'll help out with the girls.  I got ta go... need some Butt Butter at the Drugstore.

((Staggers out))
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Post by: Cher on September 28, 2006, 05:27:30 pm
((Now very upset .. ALMA shakes her head at Ennis in disbelief..))

** Ennis, why are you drinking when you are supposed to be looking after the girls?  >:(  Do I ask so much from you that you can't just take care of your own daughters for one afternoon while I work?  What am I supposed to do now .. I got like 3 more hours on this darn shift ..  **

** Fine, I'll figure something out ..  you aint doing right by me here Ennis ..**


(( My humanitarian desire to help this poor mother and her children and try to save that towering peanut display dovetails beautifully with my need to get my perky peanut of an ex-husband out of MONROE's grocery store pronto.  ))

ME:  

Here, ALMA, we'll help.  SONNY, you take ALMA JUNIOR outside to the swingset.  Ask her if she needs a push or something.  

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chastityparents.jpg)

** GO, SONNY, now!  Outside! **


SONNY:

OK, c'mon ALMA JUNIOR, let's go ouside.  Be careful about those peanuts we're walking by.  Be really careful, OK?

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chastitysoony.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 05:28:18 pm
MONROE:

**Oh, bother! I can't see a thing from behind this here shelf. The beans are stacked so tightly, I bet they're even sound-proof. I'll have to go round the other way.**

%% Hope my BAA is all right. It turned so silent here, all of a sudden...... %%

((Hurries off in the other direction))

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Post by: Lumière on September 28, 2006, 05:35:43 pm
ENNIS:

ALMA, don't go lookin at me all that way, a man's home is his castle, an his liver is his beer gut.  Or somethin.  Call yer sister, she's too ugly ta have a date tonight, she'll help out with the girls.  I got ta go... need some Butt Butter at the Drugstore.

((Staggers out))


((Alma watches in continued disbelief as Ennis staggers out of the supermarket ..Unsure of whether to be more upset by the fact that Ennis just called her sister butt-ugly or that he was about to buy a product called Butt Butter .. ))

%% What is the problem with that man?  %%

((Alma is not lost in her thoughts for long .. when JENNY starts to cry ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/a5fa2f03.jpg) 
))

** Sshh..sweet heart.  Don't cry .. Momma's here ...sshh..**

((ALMA looks around her to see where JUNIOR has got to when .. next thing she hears are bottles of roasted peanuts crashing to the floor ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/13f20422.jpg)

))

%% Aww crap!  Today is starting to turn into a real nightmare ..%%

** Junior!  Step away from the peanuts ..now!  Oh gosh!  **

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Post by: Lumière on September 28, 2006, 05:43:12 pm
(( ALMA stoops down to clean up the peanut mess when she sees MONROE standing before her ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/22a33b7f.jpg)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/be3569a4.jpg)
))

** Monroe .. I am jes' so sorry.  It is proving to be a pretty darn rough day for me .. I am so sorry about this mess..**
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Post by: Cher on September 28, 2006, 05:47:14 pm

((ALMA looks around her to see where JUNIOR has got to when .. next thing she hears are bottles of roasted peanuts crashing to the floor ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/13f20422.jpg)))

** Junior!  Step away from the peanuts ..now!  Oh gosh!  **



ME:

&&  Damn, it's my fault that ALMA JUNIOR knocked over the peanuts... I was supposed to take her outside.  I forgot that I was playing both SONNY and CHER in this scene... &&

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/sonnyandcher.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 05:58:44 pm
 MONROE:

((Hears a crash and fears the worst, rushes around the shelves without further thought to his own safety.))

%% ALMA! ALMA! She's in danger! %%

((Stops to review the carnage of nuts, listens to ALMA's apology with joy in his heart that she seems unhurt))

ALMA, don't worry about that. I'm just so happy you're not hurt! You could have been killed!

((Sighs))

Oh, ALMA!

%% Guess he took it out on the peanuts. He must have sensed I made that nutty display to impress ALMA. Must have seen how she loved it. Bet he's in a fearful rage. Jealousy all the way. I'll have to thread carefully. But what else is new? %%

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/0000000000000000000beans2.jpg)

%% Or perhaps the condiments and consomme references penetrated in the end? Does he think I'm a culinary freak now? Destroyed my peanut masterpiece because of that? I know how he hates gourmets, he's such a Cibophobe. He's probably off plotting what to do next.%%

((Squirms and shudders a little, remembering the terrible fate of the BIKERS at ENNIS's hands (or rather, feet)))

%% Perhaps he's even a Arachibutyrophobe! That might explain why he attacked the peanuts! %%


ALMA, don't you worry none. I'll clean up here. You can take the rest of the day off if you like. You must be so shook up.

((Smiles weakly but very lovingly))

I know I am.

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/be3569a4-1.jpg)



(Definition Arachibutyrophobia: Fear of having peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth)



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Post by: Lumière on September 28, 2006, 06:09:31 pm

((ALMA smiles weakly in response to MONROE's kind gesture ..))

** Are you sure ..?  I mean .. I really appreciate this Monroe ..  I shoulda kept a better eye on JUNIOR ..I am sorry for the trouble again ..  I best get going so's to call my sister to take the girls for the rest of my shift.  Ennis seems to be .. umm..busy,  something came up and he had to go  **  %% ..to buy Butt Paste apparently .. ::)  >:(  %%


** Thanks Monroe!  'Preciate it!
 .. Alma ..come with me ..Alma!  **



(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/82d49fe4.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on September 28, 2006, 06:22:24 pm
MONROE:

%% Or perhaps the condiments and consomme references penetrated in the end?


TERRY CLOTH:

** No, MONROE, all the years I been hanging out in ENNIS' pocket, I ain't never seen him get that.  Now you might wanta check with JACK, though.  He would know for sure.  ** 
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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 06:24:57 pm
MONROE:

((Joyfully:))

** She's continuing the shift, she doesn't want to leave me! Woo-hooo! **


((Realizes:))

%% Of course she's staying. She's got nowhere to go but home, after all - and she'd better stay away from there for a while, till her husband calms down or falls asleep or something.%%


((Sudden surprise blossoms as ALMA's words sink in:))

%% She blames this disaster and carnage on ENNIS junior? Junior did this? Well, the man sure kept talking about condoms and such, so he probably had some urgent need going on, but still....... I can hardly believe my current mental image. Eep!  %%

%% I think it's probably for the best if I never get to know the details of their marriage dynamics. %%

((Starts cleaning up nuts and broken glass with a far-away look in his eyes))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on September 28, 2006, 06:38:04 pm
Ahem,

(Definition: Condiibutyrophobia: Fear of having condiments penetrating in the end)

Scary!!
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Post by: nakymaton on September 28, 2006, 06:58:38 pm
Meanwhile, a REALLY BIG SPIDER crawls out from behind the condoms ketchup...

(http://pe.elmstreet-online.com/shop1/catalog/images/ss9337.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 07:00:42 pm
TERRY CLOTH:

** No, MONROE, all the years I been hanging out in ENNIS' pocket, I ain't never seen him get that.    ** 

Quote
Author=Front-Ranger

Definition: Condiibutyrophobia: Fear of having condiments penetrating in the end

Scary!!


MONROE:

((Still on his knees clearing up peanutty mess))

((Starts snickering helplessly))

**I can't stop hearing daring innuendo! Saucy comments whispering along the aisles! It sure can't be real, it must be all the recent events have impacted me like this. I probably need professional help to achieve the right kind of de-stressing! Get rid of these here very strange erotic ideas! **

((Looks up to see CHER standing in front of him, right next to the ketchup........ She's removed the peed-upon shoes and is standing barefoot; - squeaky-clean feet.))


Oh, I was just thinking of you! Scout's honor, I really was! Look out, don't come closer - there's broken glass all over the floor over here.

((Blushes wildly at his own audacity:))


We could go....somewhere else. If you'd like.
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Post by: Lumière on September 28, 2006, 07:15:23 pm
(( Meanwhile, ALMA takes the girls to the front desk and calls her sister, GWENDOLINE .. who incidently doesn't wish to show her face completely after ENNIS called her ugly earlier ..))

(http://old.coldjet.com/graphics/woman%20on%20phone.jpg)

** ALMA ..!  Hi!..Why are ya calling me now?  Aint you supposed to be at work or sumthin' ?**

ALMA:

** I am at work, silly.  I really need a favor right now .. I need ya to take the girls off my hands for like 3 or 4 hours .. I know .. I know .. Ennis came and left 'em here, says he has things to do.  Honestly, that man makes me wonder sometimes ..**


GWENDOLINE:

**  Sh!t, now aint a good time. **  ((Whispers into the phone ..))  ** I got company .. I can't have yer kids over now..!!  **

ALMA:

** Gwen!  I need you to do this for me .. I am almost at my wits end!  And Alma just crashed about half our inventory of roasted peanuts all over the darn floor .. I could get the sack if I have the girls here like this!  Please Gwen! ..Please ?!  **

GWENDOLINE:

** Argh!  Fine!  I'll come over and pick up the girls!  But tell that incredibly hot, crazy husband of yers that he'll be getting an a$$-whooping from me one of these days!  I'll be right over ..**

((ALMA heaves a sigh of relief as she waits at the front desk for GWENDOLINE to arrive .. wondering whether ENNIS had really gone to the Pharmacy to buy BUTT BUTTER, and what he was planning on using it for ..))


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Post by: Cher on September 28, 2006, 08:53:01 pm

MONROE:

((Looks up to see CHER standing in front of him, right next to the ketchup........ She's removed the peed-upon shoes and is standing barefoot; - squeaky-clean feet.))

Oh, I was just thinking of you! Scout's honor, I really was! Look out, don't come closer - there's broken glass all over the floor over here.

((Blushes wildly at his own audacity:))

We could go....somewhere else. If you'd like.


ME (in a lush, low, rich, and sultry baritone whisper):

Sure, my sweet grocer man... there's another nice couch in the produce aisle...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chercouch.jpg)

or there's always that posh motel down the road with the great desk clerk ...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/13SiestaMotelKingmanAZ20small.jpg)

or we can go back to my trailer, which has been cleared of smoke damage from that onset fire

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cher17.jpg)

and redone marvelously, thanks to MISTER RAYMILLE's generous budget and great taste.

So c'mon, MONROE...

(( At this point, I sigh softly and dreamily into MONROE's ear.  ))


&&  Speaking of that near-tragic nightmare fire,


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/pizzababy.jpg)

it's given me great inspiration for a new movie project.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chermask.jpg)  &&
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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2006, 09:22:08 pm
MONROE:

((Watches in horror as REALLY BIG SPIDER emerges and crawls over CHER's feet))

Urgh Argh!!


((Jumps forward, kicks spider aside with a loud yell, takes CHER's hand and drags her towards exit))

Come on -  your trailer it is! Let's go! Too much strangeness happening here today, I'm exhausted! Not that there won't be new and exhausting strangeness happening in your trailer, if I know you at all, but..... never mind. Let's just get out of here! I can't take anymore!

((CHER in tow, he rushes past the front desk at top speed, out the door, past the chain-smoking DO-DO, past the writing on the wall, and on down the street.))

%% What was that written there? MONROE is a primate? What's that supposed to mean? Someone hinting that I enjoy bananas? Uh-oh. Here I go again with those thoughts. And whoever wrote it was wrong in any case.  %%

((Runs faster))

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Post by: Meryl on September 28, 2006, 09:26:20 pm
((Meanwhile back in Texas, JACK is peering into the mystical mirror of the HIGH PRIESTESS.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/BobbyTwist2.jpg)

YOUNG JACK:

((smiles at the scene....))

**Yeah, 'cept me and Lureen.... ('less I can git away from 'er) we're adoptin', so the original film'll make sense.**

((Another thought comes to Jack's mind.))

**Wait, is that me? I'm gettin' confused.**

((The scene in the water shifts slowly to....))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/JackBobby.jpg)

HIGH PRIESTESS:

** I think that about answers your question.  There's a little boy on the way who's going to need his Daddy to help him grow up strong and happy. **

((One more picture starts to form, but the Mirror is fading fast, and JACK is left straining his eyes to catch what it is....))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/Ennisleaving.jpg)

((The water's surface returns to normal.  Meryl opens the venetian blinds, and daylight streams in.  JACK crosses to the door of the trailer and stands there looking out at the dusty parking lot, deep in thought.))
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Post by: Cher on September 28, 2006, 09:51:47 pm
MONROE:

((Watches in horror as REALLY BIG SPIDER emerges and crawls over CHER's feet))

Urgh Argh!!

((Jumps forward, kicks spider aside with a loud yell, takes CHER's hand and drags her towards exit))

Come on -  your trailer it is! Let's go! Too much strangeness happening here today, I'm exhausted! Not that there won't be new and exhausting strangeness happening in your trailer, if I know you at all, but..... never mind. Let's just get out of here! I can't take anymore!



ME (breathless and delighted and rich and baritone-y, thrilled to be back in my trailer with MONROE):

MONROE, honey, you must be really tired... they're just socks, dear.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/spiderfeet.jpg).

These flowers you got me from the produce section are beautiful! 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cherflowers.jpg)

Why don't you just relax... I'll light a candle.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chercandle.jpg)

C'mere.. s'alright, s'alright...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cher-033.jpg)

(( The lights dim in tasteful fashion.  In every situation, I am known for tasteful fashion.  ))
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Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 12:42:47 am

** I think that about answers your question.  There's a little boy on the way who's going to need his Daddy to help him grow up strong and happy. **


YOUNG JACK:

((Jack swallows... looks out at the dusty parking lot.))

**Alright... Still wish I had seen Ennis happier... I reckon ya can't control the water too much, huh? I'll try not to get on yer ass about it... I know what that feels like.**

((Jack grabs up JBB, puts him in his pocket, and steps out the door. He looks both directions on the street, turns back around and looks at the PRIESTESS.))

**Thankee kindly, ma'am.**

((Jack turns back toward the bridal store and begins the slow, long walk back to.... to whatever destiny waited for him there.))
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Post by: welliwont on September 29, 2006, 04:00:09 am

==CALL SHEET
aka THE NEXT SCENE IS ALMOST UPON US:


ACT II -- SCENE # 41 – JACK BECOMES A FATHER
and the Performers will be:
Jack  -  Daniel
Lureen  -  Ray
Fayette Newsome  -  Barbara (Goadra)
L.D. Newsome  -  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Bobby  -  Flashframe777


ACT II -- SCENE # 42 – THE REUNION
and the Performers will be:
Jack  -  Daniel
Ennis  -  Louise
Alma  -  Milli
Young Alma Jr  -  Becky


C&CD JT
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Post by: Meryl on September 29, 2006, 11:10:26 am
((Jack grabs up JBB, puts him in his pocket, and steps out the door. He looks both directions on the street, turns back around and looks at the PRIESTESS.))

**Thankee kindly, ma'am.**

((Jack turns back toward the bridal store and begins the slow, long walk back to.... to whatever destiny waited for him there.))

HIGH PRIESTESS:

** Hold on, sonny!  I offered you a ride, and I meant it. **


((Meryl whisks JACK and JBB back to the wedding shop in style.  While JACK is being fitted for his tux, Meryl takes stock.))

** Before Lureen becomes a Mother, she's got to be made an Honest Woman.  Let's see if we can wrap up this wedding in style!  We've got the cakes and a proper bridal adornment:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/mountaincake.jpg)  (http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Redcake.jpg)
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/dragcake.jpg)

And some nice ice sculptures:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/icesculpttexasflag.jpg)  (http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/icebike.jpg)
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/icerocket.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on September 29, 2006, 11:20:57 am
** There are the Bridesmaids' ensembles:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/CowgirlChaps.jpg)

How about some Groomsmen?

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/groomsmen.jpg)

And every wedding needs Flower Girls: **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/LittleCowgirls.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on September 29, 2006, 11:40:57 am
MIKA the MUSICAL DUMBASS MULE has graciously agreed to appear as the Special Entertainment, along with her Special Admirer, Bata Illic:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/mules_forsale.jpg)

The Childress Chug-A-Lugs have been signed for the dancing:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/cowboyband.gif)

And Harley "Hellboy" Hogg will be waiting to lead the procession of harvester/combines that will carry the wedding party to the reception after the nuptials: **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/harvesterguy.jpg)


SHOUT OUT TO OUR FASHIONISTA, CHER and HER BOY TOY, MONROE:   Have you and  BOB MACKIE been able to come up with a proper wedding dress for our Rodeo Queen?  And is there any hope of some food at this shindig?
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Post by: welliwont on September 29, 2006, 12:35:21 pm
:D ;D  Joyful Announcement!   ;D :D


The B.A.M. production is very pleased to announce that world-renowned artiste Kelda will be performing in the role of L.D. Newsome, Yeaaaah!!!!!  :o ;D ;D    This VERSATILE highly accomplished actress-actor is also scheduled to play the part of CASSIE later on.  Would everyone please give a warm welcome to Kelda!  Yeehaw!!!!

C & CD JT
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Post by: Meryl on September 29, 2006, 01:08:55 pm
AUDIENCE MEMBERS:

**YEEHAW!  Fantastic casting coup!  Go, Kelda! **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/clapping.jpg)
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Post by: Scott6373 on September 29, 2006, 01:22:40 pm
What a hoot this thread is
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Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 01:28:55 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**As much as ah don't really like what's goin' on.... I've decided ta come back and stay awhile. Can probably work out mah differences with Lureen and try ta be happy, specially considerin' I don't got much options at the time bein'.**

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Post by: saucycobblers on September 29, 2006, 02:08:14 pm
Have you and  BOB MACKIE been able to come up with a proper wedding dress for our Rodeo Queen?

((Buoyed by the fact that his wedding cake has made it to the HP's shortlist, JBB attempts to repeat his triumph in the dress department, having been whisked by her Priestessness back to the wedding shop. They have a varied and...er...interesting selection, and JBB hopes one of these may meet with the bride-to-be's approval...))

A colour-coordinated gal like Lureen will want her dress ta be matchin' the cake perhaps?
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/daisyredft2mm.jpg)

And she could jazz up the ensemble with a nice new hat...
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/7B6db3ccc2-6e78-4088-94fd-2adfd0ebc.jpg)

...and matching gloves.
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/discountdressup_1715_15859122.jpg)

JBB knows Lureen's a patriotic kinda gal. She loves the old USofA.
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/8295.jpg)

But maybe she wants ta give YOUNG JACK a weddin' night preview?
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/Cowgirl.jpg)
Saucy!!!

But he's left the best 'til last, convinced he's scored a double whammy by combining the cream of Riverton Haute Couture with a possible new addition to the BAM Woollen Ecstacy line.))

JBB:

**Mr Guy Raphaelson, put that sheep trainer down fer a dang second and git yer ass over here. We got a business opportunity here!!**
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/red20gown20338-04.jpg)
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Post by: Cher on September 29, 2006, 02:20:35 pm
SHOUT OUT TO OUR FASHIONISTA, CHER and HER BOY TOY, MONROE:   Have you and  BOB MACKIE been able to come up with a proper wedding dress for our Rodeo Queen?  [size]

ME:

Sorry, I thought MADONNA could handle that, but I haven't seen her since she went over the Borderline on another Holiday with BRITNEY SPEARS.  Talk about Ooops, doing it again.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/madonnabritney.jpg)

So Boy Toy MONROE

((  At this point, I sigh dreamily.  ))

and I put out a special call.  Even though JACK did not want LUREEN to have a used wedding dress, she's not going to be able to turn this one down.  

((  At this point, l tear my gaze away from MONROE's ... not easily, mind you... and look out my B.A.M. set trailer window.  ))

They're almost here!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/priscila5.jpg)

Yes, you can park over there!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/priscilla4.jpg)

Here they come!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/priscilla7.jpg)

(( The air is exceptionally thick with diva kisses ... and cosmetics... as I greet a classmate and two ever-so-slightly younger mentees from DAME EDNA's Finishing School for International Megastars in Brisbane.  We met on a field trip to Alice Springs.  What an Adventure to see them again!! ))


MITZI (in a baritone voice as lusty and rich as mine, but with the added advantage of a distinct and manly Australian accent):

I absolutely INSIST that LUREEN wear this wedding gown...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/pris_wedding.jpg)

It will bring her the best of luck!  And all the make-up she could ever need is Hathaway hidden away in the secret pockets.  Can I be one of the flower girls?

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/priscilla6.jpg)


(( And with that, MITZI, FELICIA, and RALPH BERNADETTE head off to do some shopping and choreography and to get BERNADETTE's hormone prescriptions refilled.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/priscilla5.gif)
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Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 02:24:21 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((hurries over))

**What? Oh... of course, a woolen wedding gown... how could I have let that slip through my fingers.**

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/red20gown20338-04.jpg)

**Ohh!.... On second thought, maybe just some cardigan fleece accessories.**

(http://www.fuzzyhats.com/images/hats/pink_cheetah.jpg)

(http://qualityfleece.com/store-images/thumb.php?name=w-hat-scarf-01.jpg&maxd=200)

**We'll have to get into production right away if we're to have enough for the bridesmaids... and what about those fleece cumberbunds?**

((At the outrage at the mention of cumberbunds, Guy changes his mind.))

**Umm, fleece chaps? What colors are we doing these in?**

((Just at that moment, a bus full of female impersonators (drag queens ?) pulls up.))

** Oh never mind, I like that silvery flowing one.... That one will be just right.**

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Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 02:26:08 pm
YOUNG JACK:

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/priscilla7.jpg)

**Hey look! More peacock feathers! You fellas, er ladies, sure know how to bring a guy's spirit up.**
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Post by: Pipedream on September 29, 2006, 02:27:11 pm

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EulemitHut.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 29, 2006, 02:30:09 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:
** Oh never mind, I like that silvery flowing one.... That one will be just right.**

((JBB squelches off, muttering...))

**Ya idjit, Raphaelson. That weddin' dress woulda made us a fortune I tell ya, A FORTUNE!!!**
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Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 02:33:49 pm
((JBB squelches off, muttering...))

**Ya idjit, Raphaelson. That weddin' dress woulda made us a fortune I tell ya, A FORTUNE!!!**

GUY RAPHAELSON:

**I meant for me, silly JBB... Of course Lureen must wear the red woolen one.... It matches the rest of the decorum.**

((considers the silver flowing dress for a moment.))

**As beautiful as it is, I just can't imagine myself getting married in it now.... Maybe I can borrow some material for a vest or something.**
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Post by: Pipedream on September 29, 2006, 02:34:07 pm

((The Queen, who has received a digital photo of Owl Olivia in Bucking-Ham Palace is delighted...))  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/HteQueen6Kopie.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 02:36:48 pm
BUCKING HAM:

(http://flashgoirl.blogspot.com/big%20pig.jpg)

**So when are the guests arriving? **
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Post by: alec716 on September 29, 2006, 02:42:05 pm

TERRY CLOTH (unsure how he is seeing all this from ENNIS' pocket, but seeing it he is):

And now the Queen of the Desert England has her own hat for the wedding.  She is, of course, invited.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/queenE.jpg)

Since the Queen represents the epitome of good taste and understated elegance (sorry, CHER), she has also brought an addition to the wedding wardrobe of our peacock feather-lovin' bridegroom JACK.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/peacockhat.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 29, 2006, 02:42:51 pm
**I meant for me, silly JBB...

((JBB shakes his lid and sighs heavily))

%%The boy's a fool. Hope that sheep trainer Indawhatsit knaws whut he's tekkin' on.%%

JBB:

** Oi! Cloth-ears!! Ah never said it wuz fer YOU. Ah knaw that yer beau'll be the one wearin' the dress. He's got better legs! **

%% Cloth-ears... *sigh*... ma TERRY had the softest cloth ears... %%
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Post by: alec716 on September 29, 2006, 02:46:30 pm
BUCKING HAM:

(http://flashgoirl.blogspot.com/big%20pig.jpg)

**So when are the guests arriving? **


MISS PIGGY (squealing in delight as she arrives for the wedding, borne aloft by a cast of thousands of support staff from DAME EDNA's Finshing School for International Megapork):

** OOOOO, he is one fine piece of hamhock!  All for moi!  **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/misspiggy1.jpg)

Over here, Mr. Ham, over here!  Hellooooo-oooo!!

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Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 02:47:02 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Hmm..... Hey, what's wrong with my legs? I could pull off a dress like that.**
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Post by: Pipedream on September 29, 2006, 02:59:32 pm

((The Queen, having received that lovely invitation in Bucking-Ham Palace, answers right away!))  ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/Antwortkarte.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 03:02:31 pm
BUCKING HAM:

**Gorsh... we got celebrities and everything!**

((blushes, but no one can tell.))

**Hey there, Miss Piggy. You're my favorite porcine actress! I'm too big to make it in showbiz.**
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Post by: Meryl on September 29, 2006, 03:04:15 pm
JBB knows Lureen's a patriotic kinda gal. She loves the old USofA.
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/8295.jpg)
And she could jazz up the ensemble with a nice new hat...
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/7B6db3ccc2-6e78-4088-94fd-2adfd0ebc.jpg)
...and matching gloves.
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/discountdressup_1715_15859122.jpg)

MITZI (in a baritone voice as lusty and rich as mine, but with the added advantage of a distinct and manly Australian accent):

I absolutely INSIST that LUREEN wear this wedding gown...It will bring her the best of luck!  And all the make-up she could ever need is Hathaway hidden away in the secret pockets.
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/pris_wedding.jpg)

HIGH PRIESTESS (tactfully avoiding comment on the little woolen number):

** I must say I'm impressed with how energetically JBB has thrown himself into the search for a wedding gown, and that patriotic ensemble is quite, quite fetching!  However, CHER, as usual, has called on her extensive acquaintance to come up with a ravishing alternative.  I simply can't choose my favorite!  I wish the Bride herself were here to offer her opinion.  But THE QUEEN is here, so perhaps she can settle the question!**
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Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 03:08:07 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((looks around worried.))

**I think we're gonna haf ta have this here weddin' outdoors, Bucking Ham and Miss Piggy would be uncomfterble in the church.**

%% I would be too.%%

**Speakin' of weddin' gowns.... anyone seen Lureen??? I hope she's gettin' ready.**
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Post by: Pipedream on September 29, 2006, 03:47:36 pm
HIGH PRIESTESS (tactfully avoiding comment on the little woolen number):

** I must say I'm impressed with how energetically JBB has thrown himself into the search for a wedding gown, and that patriotic ensemble is quite, quite fetching!  However, CHER, as usual, has called on her extensive acquaintance to come up with a ravishing alternative.  I simply can't choose my favorite!  I wish the Bride herself were here to offer her opinion.  But THE QUEEN is here, so perhaps she can settle the question!**

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EuleundQueenmitHut.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on September 29, 2006, 03:58:47 pm
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EuleundQueenmitHut.jpg)

((The HIGH PRIESTESS stands in awe, not only of THE QUEEN's perfectly tactful and diplomatic reply, but of the exquisite taste displayed by her choice of hats for herself and OLIVIA.))

** Bravissima, your Highness! **
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Post by: Mikaela on September 29, 2006, 04:00:46 pm
MIKA THE DUMBASS MUSICAL MULE:


((Though long she was happy in the deep forest, guarding the lake of psychic water, and swooning under the stars with her lover BATA BUTT ILLIC, MIKA heeded the call of the HP and knew the time had come to leave at last, taking up her magnificent musical calling once more))


BATA, dear, I have to leave you for a while, unless you'd rather come with me?  :-* :-*

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/000000000000000000000000PferdundMul.jpg)

?? Oh, for a moment there I thought you meant that we would.......   :'(  But of course, you're talking of JACK and LUREEN.

((Brays loudly to ensure voice is still in working order))

Well, then I'm off. Childress, here I come!
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Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 04:24:50 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack is excited about the news of Mika the Musical Mule's arrival.))

(http://www.mondo-digital.com/donkeyskin3.jpg)

**Hey Mika... stop eatin' the flower girls... Won't make your voice any better.**
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Post by: Pipedream on September 29, 2006, 04:27:30 pm
((The HIGH PRIESTESS stands in awe, not only of THE QUEEN's perfectly tactful and diplomatic reply, but of the exquisite taste displayed by her choice of hats for herself and OLIVIA.))

** Bravissima, your Highness! **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EuleundQueenmitHutpink.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 29, 2006, 04:35:07 pm
((JBB looks at Owl Olivia, now visibly bloated by her own importance and royal connections, and cackles evilly...))

** Yo! Feather-brains!! Ah heard yer new friend's hat maker got a use fer owls like you...**

(http://www.fashion-era.com/images/SocialHistory/hatfeather.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on September 29, 2006, 04:39:41 pm
SHOUT OUT TO OUR FASHIONISTA, CHER and HER BOY TOY, MONROE:   Have you and  BOB MACKIE been able to come up with a proper wedding dress for our Rodeo Queen?  And is there any hope of some food at this shindig?


MONROE:

((Wakes up in a daze, noticing CHER has long since left the building trailer. Realizes the HP's call to action has hit him completely unprepared.))

**My first catering assignment, and I'm not ready! I've been too busy with...... other matters. Of every possible kind. For the longest time.**

((Turns pale with shame and worry))

%% Well, there's nothing for it. I'll have to make the best of this. No way I'm letting this juicy assignment go!! %%

((Puts on thinking cap, but decides to contact HP for some inside info on the happy couple instead. Has the whole low-down in short order thereafter.))
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Post by: Lumière on September 29, 2006, 04:40:36 pm
(( Unaware of the  umm.. hideous red woollen dress awaiting her, Lureen is busy trying on all kinds of fancy wedding dresses.  We all know Jack can't afford any of these here gowns, but L.D. has pots of money .. so no worries ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Celebres/229df328.jpg)
Black??  Jeez, it aint a funeral, lady!!  (Well, maybe only a funeral for YOUNG JACK's dreams of shacking up with ALMA's hubby..   :-\)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Celebres/229df328-1.jpg)
Aww, the pretty pink flower ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Celebres/229df328-2.jpg)
Wow.. at least one person is excited about the wedding!   :D


And finally ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Celebres/6371613d.jpg)

If this one above don't make YOUNG JACK forget YOUNG ENNIS for at least the wedding night, then there aint no hope indeed!  ;D

))
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Post by: Pipedream on September 29, 2006, 04:41:44 pm
((JBB looks at Owl Olivia, now visibly bloated by her own importance and royal connections, and cackles evilly...))

** Yo! Feather-brains!! Ah heard yer new friend's hat maker got a use fer owls like you...**

(http://www.fashion-era.com/images/SocialHistory/hatfeather.jpg)

Owl Olivia:

** Dearest JBB! I know, your're gelous. But one more of these unrefined comments and I'll squeeze you as an icing onto one of your hideous wedding cake suggestions! **

 >:(
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Post by: Lumière on September 29, 2006, 04:45:21 pm
Owl Olivia:

** Dearest JBB! I know, your're gelous. But one more of these unrefined comments and I'll squeeze you as an icing onto one of your hideous wedding cake suggestions! **

 >:(


SOMEONE CHOKING ON THE SET:

(( :laugh:  :laugh: ))
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 29, 2006, 04:51:30 pm
Owl Olivia:

** Dearest JBB! I know, your're gelous. But one more of these unrefined comments and I'll squeeze you as an icing onto one of your hideous wedding cake suggestions! **

JBB:

%%Don't show her yer scared! Show no weakness!%%

**Like...yeah...um...an' you'll squawk a lot higher with some taxidermist's hand up yer ass!**

(http://www.melaniesemporium.com/barney_owl.jpg)

%% Lame, JBB... LAME %%
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Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 04:55:19 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Owls and body products.... please, let's not fight on this joyous occasion. You both get to work with popular extremities.**
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Post by: louisev on September 29, 2006, 04:57:49 pm
ENNIS:

((Meanwhile wanders out of the grocery store, almost getting run over by the ANGRY CUSTOMER who spray-painted the side of GROCERY STORE, and can't seem to find his truck, so he sets off on foot, looking for that billboard that had his name on it.  Or was it Jack's name.  Something... he tried to remember, in a fog of too many bottles of Coors.))

"Hey, didn't I have two girls here with me a minute ago?"
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Post by: Mikaela on September 29, 2006, 04:58:29 pm
MONROE:

((Has travelled to Texas post-haste))

**Well, I was hoping to cater an impressively grand-style haute cuisine affair for my first assignment, but according to my information, strangely enough this is the meal the groom would find most fitting to the occasion and his mood of the day  :( : **

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/0000000000000000000000beans.jpg)


** While the Über-Texan father-in-law, who just happens to be paying for the whole shinding, cannot accept anything but this here:

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/00000000000000000ox2.jpg)

Barbequed whole bulls with plenty of condiments ketchup on the side - the only meal fitting for real men in every festive occasion, is his creed as far as I understand.

((Sighs))

** Well, at least I'll have no difficulty getting this done in time for the wedding - there are calf ropers all over the place down here in Texas, and lots of bull-riders too. I'm sure one of them will bring me the necessary bulls to get the barbeque going! **
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Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 05:11:02 pm
ENNIS:

((Meanwhile wanders out of the grocery store, almost getting run over by the ANGRY CUSTOMER who spray-painted the side of GROCERY STORE, and can't seem to find his truck, so he sets off on foot, looking for that billboard that had his name on it.  Or was it Jack's name.  Something... he tried to remember, in a fog of too many bottles of Coors.))

"Hey, didn't I have two girls here with me a minute ago?"

RANDOM HEIFER: ((notices Ennis strolling down the street a little ways off))

**Well lookie here, if it ain't Hay Man himself.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ((runs over to the fence edge where the other cow is.))

**Is he comin' with more sweet grass? I still didn't get mah fair share last time.**

RANDOM HEIFER: ((tries to follow Ennis's movements.))

**Nah, looks more like he's ramblin' across the road. Hope he can avoid the -** ((the cow cringes as a yelp of pain echoes down the street.)) ** barbed wire.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ((rolls eyes))

** So when's he gonna save Jack...?**

RANDOM HEIFER: ((shrugs as much as a cow is able.))

**Don't know.**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:

** I reckon Jack and Lureen are gettin' hitched about now. Is that it for us then... No sweet life?**

RANDOM HEIFER:

**We'll just have ta see.**
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Post by: Pipedream on September 29, 2006, 05:16:19 pm
JBB:

%%Don't show her yer scared! Show no weakness!%%

**Like...yeah...um...an' you'll squawk a lot higher with some taxidermist's hand up yer ass!**

(http://www.melaniesemporium.com/barney_owl.jpg)

%% Lame, JBB... LAME %%

 ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EuleaufAstKopie4.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 05:17:36 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy looks up at Olivia.))

**Miss Owl, is that a hat or a miniature wedding cake?**
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 29, 2006, 05:20:49 pm
((JBB looks at Owl Olivia and guffaws loudly, almost choking on plegmy lotion...))

** Hawhawhawsnortcough... looks like they emptied a tin of Jel-lo on yer head... snortcackle **
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Post by: Pipedream on September 29, 2006, 05:22:17 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy looks up at Olivia.))

**Miss Owl, is that a hat or a miniature wedding cake?**

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EuleaufAstKopie5.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on September 29, 2006, 05:23:39 pm
LUREEN:

((Lureen, looking around her bedroom for her dress and panicking.))

%% I can't believe my weddin' day is finally here.  I am such a lucky girl, marryin' the cutest boy in the whole damn state.  I just wish he wouldn't sweat so much everytime I go near him.  Well, I guess he's just nervous..now where is my dress?%%

(( Lureen notices a hideous red whoolen apparel and nearly faints dead away.))

%% OH NO!! Who put this here?  Must be that horrid little diva who wants to outdo me at my own wedding%%


DADDY!!!

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 05:29:37 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Alright, everyone get together for some group photos... JBB, why don't you get next to the Queen and Owl Olivia... We'll have Bucking Ham and Miss Piggy in the back. Mika, Monroe, Cher, and other divas... Come on, get together.  This'll be just the guests... I hope I haven't forgotten anybody.**
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 29, 2006, 05:33:12 pm
((THE QUEEN has been made aware of the aspersions being cast upon her choice of head apparel))

THE QUEEN:
(http://www.cto-ict.org/images/queen.jpg)

** One is not amused! **

((HRH takes the matter to the House of Lords...))
(http://www.britishembassy.se/images/queen.jpg)

** Orf with his lid! **
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Post by: Mikaela on September 29, 2006, 05:42:20 pm
MIKA and MONROE:

((Both scramble to immediately heed GUY's group photo call.))


MONROE:

((Whispering))

I wonder if TERRY CLOTH will be lying flat as a doormat low during this here wedding, or if he has the loops of steel to face OWL OLIVIA and JBB amid all their barbed comments and snide bickering?


MIKA:

((Laughs brayingly in commiserating response))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on September 29, 2006, 05:44:23 pm
(( MEANWHILE ... a few hours later, ALMA waits outside the supermarket for her sister GWEN to bring the girls and pick her up after her shift.  As she waits outside, she spots the wall graffiti that DO-DO had been grumbling about a few hours back ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/326fc379.jpg)

))

%%  Riverton is really turning to crap these days.  First, I find out that the Pharmacy sells something
called BUTT BUTTER, now this .. whatever will happen next? %%



((ALMA is still staring at the wall when GWEN finally arrives.  She picks up ALMA and drops her off at home with the girls.  Much to ALMA's surprise, ENNIS is not home yet.  ALMA changes her clothes and goes into the kitchen .. JUNIOR joins her Momma..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/19f9dd0f.jpg)


..  JENNY amuses herself on the living room floor ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/19f9dd0f-1.jpg)

))

%%  I wonder where ENNIS has got to now!  That man troubles me!
All I know is that after that stunt he pulled at the supermarket today, he better not try to get 'friendly' with me tonight ..  >:( I just wish he'd talk to me more .. or look at me with some kind of .. desire .. :-\ :( %%



((ALMA is getting carried away in her thoughts when she hears the front door open .. ))
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Post by: louisev on September 29, 2006, 05:57:36 pm
ENNIS

((Wanders in through the front door, heads for the kitchen and goes to the sink and washes his hands repeatedly, then notices ALMA is home with the girls.))

There they are.  I was wonderin where those girls went off ta. Thought I lost em when I got caught in the barb wire.  Any beers left in the fridge?

((Leans heavily on the sink to keep his balance.))
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Post by: Mikaela on September 29, 2006, 06:02:06 pm

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/326fc379.jpg)



DO-DO:

((Returns from the loo to continue her chain-smoking. Spots added-on wall decoration.))

%% I think I was wrong about that ANGRY CUSTOMER. She's obviously more in need of a "Finish Your Task" course than improved spiritual wellbeing. %%

((Regards wall speculatively))


** MONROE is a...principled...fumbler  ??? **


((Shakes head))

**How weird**

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on September 29, 2006, 06:09:40 pm
((JBB has a stab at it...))

** Monroe is a...pricey...fundraiser? Naw, don't make sense neither...

...pristine furrier?... prickly furniture restorer?... hmmm**


((JBB is lost in thought...))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Lumière on September 29, 2006, 06:11:33 pm
ALMA:

**  Ennis .. where you been?  :( 

..And no .. there aint no beer left!  **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: louisev on September 29, 2006, 06:26:44 pm
ENNIS:

((Gesturing vaguely))

I was out tryin ta find... some Butt Butter.  Ya know, they kind I like ta use for... gettin up ta no good at bedtime... but I couldn't find my truck, so I went ta look for one a them billboards instead.  You see any Holstein heifers climbin up on billboards a late?  I don't know if that is really happenin or if I'm seein things.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Mikaela on September 29, 2006, 06:33:33 pm
MIKA THE DUMBASS MUSICAL MULE:

((Clears throat loudly. Speaks sincerely to the assembled group of wedding guests:))

Dear wedding guests, travellers from near and far, of every species and fabric, creed, complexion and conviction - I have been asked to provide some entertainment at this wedding and will do my best. In order to set the mood properly I will now sing a song to you of sincere love and longing.

((Clicks hoofs sharply to make a point:))

I do assure you all that any similarity whatsoever to real persons or real events is neiter incidental nor intentional, but simply unavoidable.

((ahems and starts singing softly))



On a dark mountain evening
Cool wind in their hair:
Mix of  drink and desire
had them floating on air.
All the world at a distance,
their love a shimmering light.
Too soon, hearts heavy, and their future dim
they’d  spent their last sweet tent night…..

Then he met her in a bar, voice
like a rodeo bell
And he was thinking to himself
this could be Heaven or this could be Hell.
She lit up like a candle,
and soon showed him the way.
Talked of mating calls, some kisses,-  then
he thought he heard her say:

”Welcome to the Newsome clan in Childress
Such a lovely place,
profitable days;
your’s a lovely face!
Plenty of room selling tractors here in Childress
Any time of year
Any make or gear
You can make it here
We will make it, dear!

Her mind is bright, she looks pretty
She barrel-races for fun
She's got a bullish daddy, loves her so,
he’d buy her the sun.
Soon they’ll dance in the courtyard
Sweet wedding sweat
Bride’ll dance to remember
Groom’ll dance to forget
He’ll tell the barkeeper,
“Please: Whiskey, not wine…… “
But knows:
No drink will make him forget the one for whom his heart truly pines.
And still a soft voice keeps calling from far away,
waking the groom in the middle of the night,
dwindling when his bride says:

”Welcome to the Newsome clan in Childress
Such a lovely place,
profitable days -
your’s a lovely face!
We’ll be  livin' it up in our grand wedding in Childress
What a nice surprise
What a bright sunrise
Over our knot’s ties! “

Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And she says:
”We’re mutual prisoners here
of our love’s device.”
In their nuptial chambers
alone at last, though he smiles –
he feels stabbed as with steely knives,
his heart yearning thousand miles!
One thing he’ll remember
is looking at the door,
wishing he’d find the passage back to his Mountain from before
”Relax,” coos the bride then -
”I love you,  soon we’ll receive
A darling little one, I’m very sure
that you will never leave………”




~~~~~~

= Actor's side comment:
EURO Brokies, I said during our recent meet that I'd try to have MIKA the MULE  make something of Hotel California on the PT, in honour of several of you staying at the California Hotel. That quest has hereby been achieved!  ;D



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: saucycobblers on September 29, 2006, 06:40:39 pm
((Meanwhile, back at the BAM post-office))

MR DINKLE, BAM POSTMASTER:

** Dang it, whut the hell's happened here?**

(MR DINKLE looks at JBB's postcard and notices that the stamp has fallen off))

**Musta bin when the little feller tried lickin' that there stamp 'n' didn't realise butt lotion don't make it stick too good... darn it, where's ma glue pot? If those durn kids bin tryin' ta glue MR RAYMILLE ta his castin' couch agin, Ah'll give 'em whut fer...**

((Scratches his stubbly chin, turning the postcard over in his hands))

**Looks pretty important. "To MR TERRY CLOTH, huh? C/o CHER's WIG TRUNK"... damn, is there any part a that woman whut ain't made from recyclable synthetic polycarbons? Well, it looks pretty important... only one thing fer it. Havta send CYRIL.**
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Post by: Lumière on September 29, 2006, 06:48:32 pm
((BACK at the DEL MAR Household ..))

ENNIS:

((Gesturing vaguely))

I was out tryin ta find... some Butt Butter.  Ya know, they kind I like ta use for... gettin up ta no good at bedtime... but I couldn't find my truck, so I went ta look for one a them billboards instead.  You see any Holstein heifers climbin up on billboards a late?  I don't know if that is really happenin or if I'm seein things.

ALMA:

** Ennis, are you drunk?  Coz if yer drunk you best go sleep it off ..
I aint in no mood to talk to you when yer like this .. 

Oh ... and if you want to go look for a billboard, be my guest ..! **



((ALMA gives ENNIS a sad look and returns to the living room to her knitting.))

%%  Holstein heifers climbing on billboards?  Wtf is he on about?  ???  %%

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Post by: saucycobblers on September 29, 2006, 07:07:36 pm
((Out back at the BAM post-office, there a lot of cooing going on...))

PIGEONS:

**Coo... coo... coo... etc, etc**

MR DINKLE (in a sing-song voice):

**CYYYYYRIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!**

((Suddenly there is a gentle whoooshing sound and a magnificent, winged creature lands gracefully on MR DINKLE's head, before lifting its tail and crapping down the back of his shirt.))

(http://www.abc.net.au/science/features/reindeer/img/pigeon.jpg)

MR DINKLE:

**Hellfire, why'd ya always havta do that? I swear, if ya wasn't the best darn carrier pigeon in Broken Arse... Humph... anyway, make sure ya get this postcard ta its destination at Ms CHER's. The hearts a two gentle souls are dependin' on ya!!**

((Another gentle whooosh, and CYRIL is gone...))
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Post by: louisev on September 29, 2006, 07:15:35 pm
ENNIS:

((Stares at ALMA uncomprehendingly))

Me?  Drunk?  Hey Alma, any beers in that fridge?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Meryl on September 29, 2006, 07:32:05 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Alright, everyone get together for some group photos... JBB, why don't you get next to the Queen and Owl Olivia... We'll have Bucking Ham and Miss Piggy in the back. Mika, Monroe, Cher, and other divas... Come on, get together.  This'll be just the guests... I hope I haven't forgotten anybody.**

HIGH PRIESTESS:

((Clears throat loudly))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 07:36:40 pm
Meanwhile, in Childress.

YOUNG JACK:

((paces nervously back and forth by the HIGH PRIESTESS))

**Ma'am.** ((lifts hat)) **We're gonna be gettin' pictures soon enuff.. I think Guy just wants the guests... yer officiatin', ain't ye? We'll get our pictures later.**

((peers around at the rest of the guests.))

**I still ain't seen Lureen in days. Hope she's doin' alright. Once I got ma balls back from her, I mean, she's not too bad to be around.**

Daniel: Ladies and gentlemen, we have been read 27,000 times... and this is the 2900th post!!!! Congratulations.
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Post by: Pipedream on September 30, 2006, 04:46:16 am

((Up on Broken Arsed Mountain, the EAGLES are not amused...))   ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/SeeadlerKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Kelda on September 30, 2006, 08:14:35 am
LD Newsome:

((Walking on toset looking a little confused and tired as he's realised hes late hes late for a very important date (maybe)...))

**so has that girl of mine had her baby yet. Bet if its a girl it'll look like Rodeo. hes femine that way ye know. If it's a boy it'll look like me. No doubt. Hey Maw.. you got that processed milk ready???**
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Post by: Mikaela on September 30, 2006, 12:30:32 pm
MIKA THE DUMBASS MUSICAL MULE:


((Brays in exasperation at the angry noise from Broken Arsed Mountain))

Lighten up on me, you bald-headed guys. You fly down here to the wedding, have yourselves a real good time, instead of sittin' up there complainin' four hours a day!


((Inspiration strikes))

What are you all waiting for, the mating song? Well, it's up next so you're in luck! You can join me in the chorus if you'd like to.


((Regards MONROE's frantic barbeque preparations))

And tell you what, there'll be so much to eat here for you lot, you won't have to hunt again tiill November, won't have to kill yourselves no nice elk nor nothing.

So many whole bulls lined up for the feast - everyone here should be full and satisfied, except SLEEPY if he shows up. He'd be in grave danger, if you know what I mean.


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Post by: Pipedream on September 30, 2006, 12:59:26 pm
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/EaglesKopie3.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on September 30, 2006, 01:08:46 pm

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/AdlerruftKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on September 30, 2006, 01:27:39 pm
LD Newsome:

((Walking on toset looking a little confused and tired as he's realised hes late hes late for a very important date (maybe)...))

**so has that girl of mine had her baby yet. Bet if its a girl it'll look like Rodeo. hes femine that way ye know. If it's a boy it'll look like me. No doubt. Hey Maw.. you got that processed milk ready???**

HIGH PRIESTESS:

** Hey, L.D., nice to see ya!  About time you appeared.  You need to get your time-travelin' arse to the wedding shop and get your tux fitted.  We're marrying Rodeo and Lureen sometime this weekend, and you need to give away the Bride!  Tell that lovely wife of yours she'd better get out the Superfine Spray and her nicest Mother of the Bride dress, too.  See you in church! **
  8)
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Post by: nakymaton on September 30, 2006, 01:50:11 pm
So many whole bulls lined up for the feast - everyone here should be full and satisfied, except SLEEPY if he shows up. He'd be in grave danger, if you know what I mean.

SLEEPY the BULL:

**from somewhere in Mexico**

Wastin away again in Margaritaville
lookin for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
but I know

(duh duh duh duh)

it's nobody's fault.

HIC.


((SLEEPY passes out and has a nightmare about...

(http://st.msn.com/as/ls/i/images/recipes/images/BHBRC/1843-Large.jpg)

...tequila beef fajitas.))

**MONROE, don't you go lettin your culinary fantasies get out of hand there, now.**
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Post by: Kelda on September 30, 2006, 03:39:27 pm
HIGH PRIESTESS:

** Hey, L.D., nice to see ya!  About time you appeared.  You need to get your time-travelin' arse to the wedding shop and get your tux fitted.  We're marrying Rodeo and Lureen sometime this weekend, and you need to give away the Bride!  Tell that lovely wife of yours she'd better get out the Superfine Spray and her nicest Mother of the Bride dress, too.  See you in church! **
  8)

LD NEwsome
**Ma Tux is ordered... whaddaya think!? I thought it was appropriate given the romantic day it twas.. but I couldn't get a fitting so a sent the wife along instead.. dont she look pretty!?**

(http://www.hollidayflowers.com/hollidays/images/l_img207.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Daniel on September 30, 2006, 06:00:33 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Okay, we'll have to see how that picture came out when it's developed... I think it was alright.... I didn't realize the bald guys were coming, so we may do it again if they want to be in the picture...**

((Guy turns and faces the rest of the wedding crowd.))

**Okay, now for the families of the bride and groom, and the groomsmen and the bridemaids, and yes the High Priestess, and the flower girls.**

**We'll have to take pictures of the bridge and groom after the ceremony.**

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Post by: Daniel on September 30, 2006, 06:06:35 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack looks back at the groomsmen.))

**Didn't bring no family with me... this was kinda a split second thing for me... But speakin' of bride, ain't that corny music supposed ta start yet?**
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 30, 2006, 06:11:41 pm
((CYRIL the BAM CARRIER PIGEON has arrived safely at CHER's Sacred Comeback Tour Wig Trunk at CHER's trailer in Riverton...

Landing softly and with infinite grace, CYRIL gently lays down his precious cargo and raps on the lid.))

Rattitty-tap-tap... tap-tap.

((The lid opens a fraction...))

**Yeah? Whut??**

CYRIL:

**Coo...coo...I have a delivery for Mr TERRY CLOTH...coo...coo...**

((The lid opens further to reveal...))

DOROTHY WIG:

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/accessories_wig_dorothy.jpg)

**Yes honey, TERRY was here but he skipped town a few days ago.**

DISCO WIG:

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/green-wig.jpg)

**We think he went to some laundromat somewheres around these parts. And not before time, I might add. That cloth damn near stunk this trunk out!**

DOROTHY WIG:

**You hush now, Chaka Khan! You cud stand a while in the suds yerself!**

DISCO WIG:

**Bitch! Why don't ya go the hell back ta Kansas!**

FEATHER WIG:

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/resizesq160uid346124898mid113126.jpg)

**Ladies! Ladies! All this wigging ain't helpin' Mr CYRIL none. Besides, y'all know Ms CHER loves me the best.**

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN WIG:

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/001724703_12.jpg)

**Least y'all don't get everyone tryin' ya on thinkin' they're goddamn Johnny Depp...**

((CHER's WIGS shake themselves in commiseration.))

CYRIL:

**Coo...coo...thankyou, er, ladies. Guess I'll try an find this laundromat then.**

BEATLES WIG:

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/wigoruk.jpg)

**You going anywhere near Liverpool, mate?**


((Actor's note: "wigging" - British slang word meaning 'to berate severely'  ;)))
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Post by: Brown Eyes on September 30, 2006, 06:32:14 pm
**The sun returns!**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiSb7x5FTQcBqjGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12hijips8/EXP=1159741723/**http%3a//www.lanternblog.com/pelk/pictures/alius/1/Sunshine.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on September 30, 2006, 07:31:18 pm
((Cheered by the appearance of THE SUN after all the rain Riverton's been getting, but still reeling from his surreal encounter with CHER'S WIGS, CYRIL picks up the precious postcard that will reunite our two wefted and emoliated lovers in sweet smelling harmony, and sets off on the long trek to the Riverton laundromat...))

(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/369260/2/istockphoto_369260_pigeon_bum.jpg)

((It's been a long day, however, and after 3 effen hours looking for the damn laundomat, CYRIL decides it's time to hitch a lift from one of the passing trucks...))

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/p1090347.jpg)

((A kindly but confused gas station CLERK picks him up and spends the rest of the journey muttering something about definitely cutting down on the ganja now...))

(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/46/48/22874846.jpg)

((...and after placing the postcard on the doorstep of the flat above the laundromat, CYRIL accepts the welcome offer of a lift home from the CLERK.))

CLERK:

**Cyril... Can ah call ya CYRIL? Cyril, ya don't happen ta knaw any tubes a talkin' butt lotion, do ya??**

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/BN631_2003Truck-On-Dirt-Road-At-Sun.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on September 30, 2006, 07:36:26 pm
MIKA THE DUMBASS MUSICAL MULE:


((Bathed in new-emerged sunlight, greets the bald-headed ones as soon as they arrive from Broken Arsed Mountain, in a decidedly harrowed and stressed-out fashion:))

Good that you're finally here, guys!! What took you so long - your feathers gone rusty and your wings creaky or sumthing? I just heard the groom asking for Corny Music! There's no time to practice - let's just get on stage this minute!

Don't know if this is what he's after, but this is what he's getting:



((Announces proudly with a voice that carries to Dallas:))

It's MIKAAAAAAA and the MIKETTES!


((Strikes a graceful yet sexy pose on stage))

= Cue very corny music of the BAM Mating Dance=


MIKA:
This is nature’s mating call
Simply telling all
to fall…….
in love


MIKETTES:
Do-be-do-be-do-be-doooooo

MIKA:
And that's why mules do it, flies do it
Even eagles in the skies do it
get to it, just fall in love
Shy camp tenders, 'gainst their wish, do it
Even horses, sheep and cows do it
Get to it, just fall in love
I've heard that coyotes and dogs do it
skipping ‘round a rock
They say that roosters do it
With a doodle and cock
Some cute cowboys without means do it
I hear even no-more-beans’ll do it
Get to it, just fall in loooove!


MIKETTES:
Do-be-do-be-do-be-doooooo
The mating dance:
Just fall in looooooooooooooooooove!



(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/000000000000000000000000Pferdund-1.jpg)



((Suddenly and sheepishly realizes something, and whispers to the MIKETTES))

Guys, perhaps he was really wanting to hear "Here comes the Bride".

Well, no problem! Let's do that one too!
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Post by: Daniel on September 30, 2006, 07:46:10 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Also known as the Bridal March from "Lohengrin"**
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Post by: Daniel on September 30, 2006, 08:35:12 pm
Meanwhile on that same old field in Riverton.
RANDOM HEIFER ((weeps uncontrollably.))

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:

**It ain't that bad, fella... Hay Man'll come around... you'll see.**

RANDOM HEIFER: ((sniffles))

**It's not that.... I don't wanna be a cow!**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ((rolls eyes))

**You watchin' that dumb people TV again?**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpJRd1HLMFM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpJRd1HLMFM)
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Post by: Ellemeno on September 30, 2006, 10:17:58 pm
Some cute cowboys without means do it
I hear even no-more-beans?ll do it
Get to it, just fall in loooove!

I think Cole Porter would approve. :)
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Post by: alec716 on October 01, 2006, 12:10:33 am
I think Cole Porter would approve. :)


COWL PORTER:

I do, I do!  Udderly fantastic, Mika!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cow.gif)
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Post by: welliwont on October 01, 2006, 04:45:19 am
SHORT-NOTICE CASTING CALL

Role to be filled:  Young Alma

Attention BetterMostians!  We have an unexpected urgent opening for the role of a lifetime!  Our beloved Milli (Lucise) has been lured away by the lights of Broadway, and she got herself a damn good lawyer (better than the one I had!) to break her contract with B.A.M. Productions Ltd..  It is our loss and their gain, but oh well, we must soldier on, 'cause we all know that if ya cain't stand it ya gotta fix it.... 

So, if you feel you are in the same league as Michelle Williams, if you feel that you can go from this:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/seductressmichellewilliams.jpg)



to this:



(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/FrumpyAlma19722.jpg)


please PM myself, JakeTwist, Casting Director Extraordinaire (Oh yeah)
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Post by: Pipedream on October 01, 2006, 06:25:53 am
((Owl Olivia, returning to her town-owlpartment from a hat-fitting with the QUEEN, finds a postcard...))  ;)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/ApartmentAusschnittKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on October 01, 2006, 04:05:05 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Also known as the Bridal March from "Lohengrin"**

((After a rather long period of unemployment, the Broken Arsed Orchestra gathers again and takes position in the parking lot in front of the Riverton Laundromat...))  :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Orchester3Kopie.jpg)

(Play me!)
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Post by: Mikaela on October 01, 2006, 06:20:56 pm
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Orchester3Kopie.jpg)


MONROE:

((As the orchestra strikes up the very distinct Wagner piece, Monroe is suddenly reminded with a jolt that he's yet to finalize the marzipan bride and groom figurines that are to feature prominently atop the immense wedding cake.

In a hurry, he pulls out the sketch FAYETTE recently handed him, outlining the desired look of this most important wedding accessory:))


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/00000000000bbmvalkyrie.jpg)

 
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Post by: Meryl on October 01, 2006, 06:29:55 pm
((The photos from the wedding rehearsal dinner are back!  L. D. went all out and rented Roy Taylor's place on Lake Kemp for a Splash Party and Barbecue.

The Bridesmaids and Groomsmen made a big splash!))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bikini_girls1.jpg) (http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/beachboys.jpg)

((THE BIKERS beat the heat))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bikersSwimming.jpg)
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bikerTowelhead.jpg)

((And even TIMMY showed up to take a crack at diving))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/buttdiving.jpg)

((Best of all, MIKA, that multi-talented MULE, demonstrated her amazing diving skills as well))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/mule-diving.jpg)

((Later on, the Bridesmaids got ready to party hearty))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/sororitybeachparty.jpg)

((And TIMMY settled down to help cook the steaks))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/buttcrack3.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on October 01, 2006, 06:52:06 pm
((The photographer tried to get a paparazzi shot of the HIGH PRIESTESS in swimwear, but she was too quick for him))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka2.jpg)

((As the evening wore on, however, and the Old Rose supply diminished, the Groomsmen went from this

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/fratboys-1.jpg)

To this

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/nakedwithHats.jpg)

And the HIGH PRIESTESS got inspired to relive her days at the DAME EDNA Finishing School in Brisbane, treating the astonished wedding party to a special demonstration of Sacred Tap Dancing))


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/Lypsinkashowgirl.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on October 01, 2006, 06:54:14 pm
MONROE:

((Rifles through the wedding rehearsal photos with interest inbetween marzipan sculpting sessions))

**Wow - those bridesmaids sure could sidetrack a saint! **


((Whistles softly))

** Look - it's my good friends, the gourmet BIKERS! Good to see they were there. Their presence vouches for quality and finesse in the entire proceedings!**


Eeeeeeeeeeek!!

%% If they bring TIMMY back to assist with the barbeque, I risk cracking up so much and so long and loud that all the prime quality rumpsteaks will be charred to nothing but cinders! %%
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Post by: welliwont on October 01, 2006, 08:22:16 pm

:D ;D  Joyful Announcement!   ;D :D



(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/BalloonsforDeeDee.gif)



It gives all of us at B.A.M. Productions great pleasure to herald the return of our beloved ingenue, the fantabulous DeeDee!  Yea!!!   DeeDee will be taking on a new role this time, she will be the third one to fill the pants, uhm I mean dress, wedding dress that is, of Miss Lureen Newsome, soon-to-be-Twist, of Childress, Texas.  You go girl!  Yeehaw!!!!  We are all very happy to have you back Miss DeeDee.   :-*  Now git to yer wedding!


C & CD JT


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Post by: alec716 on October 01, 2006, 08:48:13 pm
And the HIGH PRIESTESS got inspired to relive her days at the DAME EDNA Finishing School in Brisbane, treating the astonished wedding party to a special demonstration of Sacred Tap Dancing))[/b]

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/Lypsinkashowgirl.jpg)

(( To the absolute delight of everyone, DAME EDNA herself was able to jet in from Brisbane for the festivities.  Truly touched to see that the HIGH PRIESTESS remembered every last, graceful step in the routine that she herself had taught her decades ago, DAME EDNA could not possibly deny the gathered party a short and most digniifed Sacred Megastar Tap performance of her own, complete with discretely-sized entourage of current students from the School,

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/dame%20edna/edna8.jpg)


before running off to accept the Key to Childress from the mayor and assembled dignitaries and townspeople.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/dame%20edna/edna14.jpg)  ))
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Post by: welliwont on October 01, 2006, 09:20:52 pm

:D ;D  Both a Sad and a Joyful Announcement   ;D :D


B.A.M. is having a passing of the torch.  Our beloved Milli has reluctantly but most willingly passed on her role as  Alma to the next up-and-coming star, Geri (Arad-3).  Welcome to B.A.M. Geri!   :-*

Although we will miss Milli's presence as Alma, we are very fortunate and blessed in that Milli is not leaving the set of B.A.M. altogether.  Thankfully she will still be with us as her other character Lucise Indapaddock, Guy Raphaelson's other half.

I personally would like to welcome Geri to the fold, as I am sure everyone else would as well.  (welcome her I mean.)  If you have any questions Geri, ask anyone, they will be glad to answer, and I know that Milli has offered to be your guide for the first little while.

And last but not least, I have been promoted to the position of Director, due to the unfortunate extended absence of Director Raymille.  It does not appear that he will be making it back to the set any time soon, so Jim (James Schamus) called me last night and offered me the job.  Since B.A.M. is near and dear to my heart, and  I have been more or less doing the job anyway, I accepted the position.  (and I will be getting more money, which is always a good thing!   ;D)

So now I have three titles, and I am chuffed!   :o  Yippee!!!  And my Ma couldn't be more proud a me!   ;)


Director, Casting Director, & Continuity Director JakeTwist

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Post by: Daniel on October 02, 2006, 02:52:23 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((As the Ride of the Valkyries plays for the seventeenth time hoping that Lureen will make an appearance at just the right moment.... Someone must have forgotten to tell her what her cue was, Jack can't stand it any longer. He rolls his eyes and looks desparingly at the orchestra.))

**Can we please play somethin' else until she actually shows up? That music is unnervin' enough as 'tis. Don't need it to be playin' in my head til kingdom come.**
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Post by: Kelda on October 02, 2006, 03:12:20 pm
LD Newsome:

**Maybe she's having the baby as we speak - and we're missin it!**
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Post by: DeeDee on October 02, 2006, 03:30:46 pm
LUREEN:

(( Lureen starts down the aisle with her father and sees Jack standing there looking quite handsome, if not for the pallor of his skin. ))

%% Look at my man, so much in love with me, he looks ill.  It must be the dress.  I knew I picked the right one.  Can't wait for tonight, wonder what he has planned?
He's such a ladies man...sigh%%

Look at 'em daddy, isn't he everything I said? 
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Post by: Meryl on October 02, 2006, 04:11:35 pm
((The scene is set))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/outdoorwedding.jpg)
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/outdoorwedding2.jpg)

((The flowers have been set on the dais))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/harvestflowers.jpg)

((The symbolic bridal bouquet is prepared))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/wheatbouquet.jpg)

((The HIGH PRIESTESS is in wedding mode))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/harvestpriestess.jpg)

((The bride is ready to make her entrance))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/SilhoueteBride-1.jpg)

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Post by: Daniel on October 02, 2006, 04:20:37 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Finally sees Lureen. Notices her gown.))

%% Oh look, another Vera Wang Limited Edition.... The girl's loaded, that's for sure.%%.

((Jack wonders for a moment what it would be like if he were wearing the wedding gown.... he's not sure why.))

%% Course, then my pa wouldn't touch me with a 10-foot pole, let alone walk me down an aisle.%%

((Jack allowed his mind to wander even more.... wondering if this is what Ennis had felt... the sense of loneliness growing exponentially even as his bride walked down the aisle toward him. 'tweren't right... whatever this feeling was. Everyone around was acting like it was the happiest event of his life, but he didn' quite see it that way.))

((He should be tryin' ta find Ennis, not standin' here waitin' for ol' grubby paws to get down the aisle. He remembered the last time he saw Ennis, though... pushin' him away, sendin' him away, lettin' him know in words not too difficult to understand jes' exactly what he meant to him... Jack's wanderlust faded dramatically.... his feet were glued to the floor. With all the gravity of a funeral ceremony he stood and waited for the inevitable.))
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Post by: Meryl on October 02, 2006, 05:02:12 pm
((The processional begins.  The HIGH PRIESTESS takes her place at the end of the aisle, and JACK, pale and serious, stands to her left.  LUREEN, her face glowing, sweeps slowly down the aisle toward them.))

HIGH PRIESTESS:

%% I feel the spirits of JACK and LUREEN strongly right now.  But I feel a third spirit here, too, and it's not the spirit of the child who will be born of this union.  There is another who belongs here as well. %%

** My children, the marriage rite marks the passage from being single to being united with another in love.  Your vows to each other are binding and are not to be made lightly.  Is there anyone present who knows of a reason this man and this woman should not be wed?  Speak now, or be forever silent. **

%% Is he here?  Will he speak? %%

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Post by: Pipedream on October 02, 2006, 05:03:46 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((As the Ride of the Valkyries plays for the seventeenth time hoping that Lureen will make an appearance at just the right moment.... Someone must have forgotten to tell her what her cue was, Jack can't stand it any longer. He rolls his eyes and looks desparingly at the orchestra.))

**Can we please play somethin' else until she actually shows up? That music is unnervin' enough as 'tis. Don't need it to be playin' in my head til kingdom come.**

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Orchester4Kopie.jpg)
(Play me!)
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Post by: Meryl on October 02, 2006, 11:37:51 pm
Quote
%% Is he here?  Will he speak? %%

((Silence.  The creek at the far end of the meadow can be heard rushing over its rocky bed.  Meryl looks at JACK, whom she didn't think could grow any paler, but he has gone dead white.  A sudden gust of wind lifts Lureen's veil high in the air.  The Maid of Honor rushes to catch hold of it and tame it again.  Nervous laughter.))

%% Poor lad, I won't make him suffer longer than he has to. %%

** Today this man and this woman are brought together to pledge their love and trust before all, under a clear sky and brilliant Sun.  May they be given the strength they need to make and keep their vows.

John Harold Fitzgerald Twist, will you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?  Will you love her, honor and keep her, and forsaking all others be faithful to her so long as you both shall live? **


((With an effort, JACK tears his thoughts away from Ennis and clears his throat.   LUREEN takes his arm and smiles up into his face, encouraging.  He croaks his reply.))

** I will. **

** Lureen Desiree Newsome, will you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?  Will you love him, honor and keep him, and forsaking all others be faithful to him so long as you both shall live? **

** I will. **

 ((The ceremony continues, the young couple dutifully going through the round of questions.  The rings, engraved with a wheat motif, are exchanged.))

 (http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/wheatsheavesrings.jpg)

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Post by: Meryl on October 02, 2006, 11:58:23 pm
((At last the HIGH PRIESTESS reaches the end of the ceremony.))

** LUREEN and JACK  have together made their covenant before this company; they have made their vows to each other, and have shown their consent by joining their hands and by giving and receiving rings.  I therefore pronounce them to be Husband and Wife. 

Those whom the Author Almighty has joined together, let no man put asunder. **





JACK and LUREEN

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/wedding-top.jpg)

Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter to the other.
Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other.
Now there is no more loneliness.
Now you are two persons, but there is only one life before you.
Go now to your dwelling place, to enter into the days of your life together.
And may your days be good, and long upon the earth.

YEEHAW


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Post by: Meryl on October 03, 2006, 12:21:15 am
JACK and ENNIS


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/besidelake.jpg)

Love one another, but make not a bond of love;
Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.
Fill each other's cup, but drink not from one cup.
Give one another of your bread, but eat not from the same loaf.
Sing and dance together and be joyous, but let each one of you be alone.
Even as the strings of a lute are alone, though they quiver with the same music.
Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping,
For only the hand of life can contain your hearts.
And stand together, yet not too near together;
For the pillars of the temple stand apart,
And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.
Let there be spaces in your togetherness,
And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.
Love one another, but make not a bond of love.


~ Kahlil Gibran ~


YEEHAW
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Post by: Meryl on October 03, 2006, 02:53:51 pm
Thank goodness that wedding is over!  Now to let it all hang out at the reception!

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/reception.jpg)

Naughty Monroe!  Look at the ice sculpture he chose for the buffet.  Hey, we need the Pasties and the Blue Balls for adornment!

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/icesculpttorsos.jpg)

The Bridesmaids are already making good use of the gifts LUREEN gave them:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bridesmaids-gifts.jpg)

Bimbo and Jimbo are ready to hoedown:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bimbojimbo.jpg)

The HIGH PRIESTESS is already three sheets to the wind:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/dancingmatron.jpg)

And MIKA is so chuffed that she caught LUREEN's bouquet that she's signing free copies of her new record!

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/miraclemule.gif)

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Post by: Kelda on October 03, 2006, 02:59:34 pm
LD Newsome

**Lureen - you got him to send that pre-nupt dintcha? All he'll get of ma business if you two split are the woman's uniforms and yer wedding dress right?**
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Post by: Pipedream on October 03, 2006, 03:42:18 pm

((The bikers, enjoying themselves at the bar after that lengthy wedding ceremony...))  ;D

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00006086.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on October 03, 2006, 05:05:13 pm
MONROE:

= Has been watching the solemn ceremony from the sidelines, while simultaneously preparing the ice sculptures. (Never enough time, never enough, our poor exhausted caterer finds....) =


((Starts daydreaming:))

%% What if that was ALMA 'n me, getting hitched? That would be the perfect day, a day to remember........ And then, as the night drew in, we'd.......   :-*:P  %%

((Is lost in daydreaming, hands sculpting a representation of his mind's eye view. Entranced... ))

** Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm**


At the HP's final "YEEHAW" , MONROE wakes up and is utterly stunned to see his own creation))

Eeeeeeeeeeeeep!


(( In total panic, hurtles forward, grabs a couple of the symbolic wedding bouquets and salvages the unsatisfactory ice sculpture situation as best he may:))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/00000000000000000000000000000icescu.jpg)


**Whew! Close call! Bet that LD fellow wouldn't have taken too kindly to lewd and naughty ice sculptures, practically dripping indecency, here at his only daughter's wedding and all!**

((Studies the assembled guests, and ponders the likely goings-on as the feast progresses))

** The again, maybe I'm wrong. Why should the ice sculptures be any different than the rest....**


((Suddenly smells burning and sees smoke billowing through the air))

Oh no! OH NO!! Is it the barbeque going up in flames?!? What else could be burning that hotly?


((Dashes off once more, wiping sweat off his weary brow. This catering thing sure is no picnic!  ))
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Post by: Mikaela on October 03, 2006, 05:15:39 pm
MIKA:


(( Busily signing records and handing them out to all and sundry, totally delighted by the incredible damand, while drinking far too much pink champagne))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/miraclemule.gif)


Why my album is called the sub-dudes, you ask? Well, I decided to name it in honour of the Mikettes, of course!  He-Heeeeee-Haaaaaaa-Ho-Ho! But there's only one miracle on it, of course, and that's me!

(( Brays noisily (and if truth is to be told, rather drunkenly), drowning out the orchestra's first notes of the very enchanting bridal waltz ))


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Post by: welliwont on October 05, 2006, 02:54:48 am

==CALL SHEET
aka WE HAVE MOVED EVER CLOSER TO THIS:


ACT II -- SCENE # 41 – JACK BECOMES A FATHER
and the Performers will be:
Jack  -  Daniel
Lureen  -  DeeDee
Fayette Newsome  -  Barbara
L.D. Newsome  -  Kelda
Baby Bobby  -  _ _ _ _ _ _


ACT II -- SCENE # 42 – THE REUNION
and the Performers will be:
Jack  -  Daniel
Ennis  -  Louise
Alma  -  Geri
Young Alma Jr  -  Becky


D, CD & CD JT
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Post by: Daniel on October 05, 2006, 07:54:51 pm
YOUNG JACK:

Just wait here, Lureen... I'm gonna go sign the rest of the adoption papers... Remember to act like he's really yours when yer folks get here. Be back in a moment...

((Jack slips out the door into the hallway of the hospital.))

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Post by: DeeDee on October 05, 2006, 08:05:35 pm
LUREEN:

(( The new baby is put in Lureen's arms and she wonders if LD will notice this baby has no resemblance to either family.))

I know daddy, but babies change everyday.  He will start to look like one a us as he gets older.  Don't worry, you're family name will be carried on.


%% Lureen looks down at little Bobby, and wonders if this child can pass for a Twist.%%

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/JustlikehisgrampaAguire-1.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on October 05, 2006, 09:15:45 pm
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/JustlikehisgrampaAguire-1.jpg)



RANDOM MATERNITY NURSE FELICIA:

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/priscilla8.gif)

Will you name him, uh, Gary?
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Post by: DeeDee on October 05, 2006, 09:29:49 pm
OMG.....LMAO


YOU ARE A RIOT

 :)
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Post by: Kelda on October 06, 2006, 03:44:32 am
LD newsome:

**It's in the car ma mink loving wifee--ee (good angle by the way - wait till I git ye home - we might try some babymaking ourselves!). Rodeo - you git it.**

((Throws Jack the keys))
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 06, 2006, 08:23:31 am
((Meanwhile, in YOUNG JACK's pocket...))

JBB (through heavy sighs and wet sniffles):

%% Wonder if ah'll ever git a reply ta ma effen postcard?? %%
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Post by: Daniel on October 07, 2006, 11:34:04 am
YOUNG JACK

((having returned from signing the adoption papers, Jack goes to catch the keys flung in his general direction but misses them.))

%% Goddamn it, LD, why d'ya throw like a girl?%%

((Jack looks over at his wife and her family, coddling the moustached malcontent. Getting a glimpse of the babies face, he shuddered.))

%% No wonder they put him up for adoption.%%

((Jack sighs, shakes his head, and heads out the door.))

%% Now's my chance I can run for it!!! Take LD's car, head north. %%
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Post by: Pipedream on October 07, 2006, 04:37:22 pm
((Before heading out of the house, Jack goes to the bathroom where their wedding present from The Queen got it's special place. One thing is for sure: he and Lureen ain't in the poor house...))  ;D

(http://www.cool-pix.de/pix321/00007198.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on October 08, 2006, 01:39:26 pm

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/a2af118b.jpg)


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/e772a94b.jpg)


Dear Guy, my lover, my friend, my mate
You and me gettin' together must've been fate.
I long for you, my bride groom to be.
Before the owls, the rags and sheep that pee,
The heifers, the bikers and all who'll see -
We'll be wed, ...so make haste and set a date.


I have grown used to your wacky ways:
Like your baths that last days and days.
You excite me with everything you do
The way you cook and knit and shampoo
The way you arrange your beauty products in the loo..
Ah .. this must be love!  This ain't no phase!


No doubt there are some crazy days ahead..
Life'll surely throw some adventures on the road we tread..
Like burning pizza days and spilled red wine..
But I'll be by your side, I'll never whine
We'll go at it madly (knitting), until we're both fine ..
In the kitchen, on the couch or even in bed.


God bless the woolies for bringing me here
And Director Raymille for showing me a care..
(..And the Casting Couch .. I'll leave out that part)
You've captured this unemployed Sheep Trainer's heart.
If I could sing like the Dumbass Mule, I'd burst into song
If I could dance like Cher (and get to live that long)..
You'd be the beau of my ball, we'd dance the night away ..
I know I ramble but I hope you see what I mean to say.
I'm counting the seconds to our Broken Arsed Wedding Day ..




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Post by: Daniel on October 08, 2006, 02:39:44 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Busy in his office with telephone calls from various clients, employers, and more, he barely has time to open the embossed ivory legal-size envelope.))

**Awww, that's so sweet..... No, I don't mean you... I mean, yes you are sweet, but that's not what I was trying to-..... I know.... Would you just get those CDs ready for shipment?!!**

((Guy hangs up the phone disgusted, but it quickly rings again.))

**Guy.... Yes, get the Cher wigs on the market ASAP, demand is rising fast.... What do you mean there's not enough peacock feathers for the Cherstravaganza Boas? Didn't we buy that peacock farm in Andelusia?..... Well tell Rolf that the cowboy hats don't need that many feathers, we have to share resources here.**

((No sooner had the phone been placed on the receiver, than it rang again.))

**Guy.... No, the artificial moustaches should be a polyester/acrylic blend... no wool in them at all.... Oh you got the wrong shipment, that's supposed to go to the Woollen Ecstasy factory. I'll let Lucise know about the shipment error.... We're doing fine, thank you.... Umm, that's not really any of your business, is it? Talk to you later.**

((Guy jots down something in his notebook as he puts the phone back on the set. It rings again. Guy sighs as he reaches for it.))

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Post by: Pipedream on October 08, 2006, 03:21:59 pm

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/a2af118b.jpg)



((Enchanted by the Sheep Trainer's love poem, the Props Magician urges Max Raabe and his Palastorchester to the Broken Arsed Mountain set again to play something appropriate...))
;D

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/flora.gif)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/MaxRaabe2.jpg)
(Play me!)
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Post by: Lumière on October 08, 2006, 07:00:54 pm


((Enchanted by the Sheep Trainer's love poem, the Props Magician urges Max Raabe and his Palastorchester to the Broken Arsed Mountain set again to play something appropriate...))
;D


LUCISE I:

Dear Ms Anky Spanky, you're the best!!
I hope you'll provide some more Maxie Raabe for the wedding reception!   :-*
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Post by: Daniel on October 08, 2006, 07:40:59 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((A long, grueling day of phone-conversations, complete with telecommunications breakdown and, thanks to the rapidly developing international marketing aspects of Broken Arsed Mountain, a phenomenal language barrier later, Guy Raphaelson sits in a silent office, nursing a rapidly developing headache with whatever means he has available. He considers loosening his tie but thinks better on it.))

((He opens the window to let in some cool air and along with it enters the musical notes of Max Raabe and the band.))

%% Well, that's soothing, at least. %%

((Guy starts to put all his files back into their correct order, first alphabetically, then by date, taking some small pleasure in the little ritual that sets his mind at ease. His mind begins to drift however... he finds himself thinking of getting back home.))

%% Home? That trailer? I wouldn't hardly call that home? %%

((Guy realizes with a start that he calls it home because that is where Lucise is, and he nearly drops everything on the floor. He calms himself down a bit, stacks the papers neatly in his briefcase, buttons up his blazer and heads out the door.))

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Post by: saucycobblers on October 09, 2006, 02:26:19 pm
((Soothed by the lavender aroma in YOUNG JACK's pocket, and oblivious to all the weddin' commotion and baby birthin' goin' on, JBB drifts in and out of fitful sleep. His dreams are consumed by portentous images of TERRY CLOTH, their last sad parting and the creamy tears they both shed. JBB feels a rising panic in his gut... or is that just where YOUNG JACK's Wranglers are catching him at an unfortunate angle?... in any case, JBB does not feel good about the way things are coming to his handlid. Will he ever see TERRY again? Will Buneen and her daddy, L.D. Newbun, get to him before he can touch his flanelletted friend again? With his mood growing ever darker, JBB remembers a song his mama used to sing to him when he was a sample tube... a sad story called The Warshrag's Lament.))

%%As I walked out in the streets of Riverton,
As I walked out in Riverton one day,
I spied a poor warshrag wrung out like in dishcloth,
Wrung out like a dishcloth and cold as the clay.

Oh, warsh the rag gently and spin the drum slowly,
Play the harmonica as you carry me along;
Take me to Broken Arse, there lay me on the drying rack,
For I'm a young warshrag and I know I've done wrong.

"I see by your tubing that you are a butt-cream"
These words he did say as I boldly rolled by.
"Come sit down beside me and hear my sad story;
I am shot in the weft and I know I must die."

"Let sixteen HIGH PRIESTESSES come handle my coffin
Let sixteen of CHER's wigs come sing me a song.
Take me to the Relic's Room and lay JAMMY PANTS o'er me,
For I'm a poor warshrag and I know I've done wrong."

"My friends and relations they live in Warshington DC (Delicates Cycle),
They know not where their warshrag has gone.
He first came to Broken Arse and hired to a sheepherder,
Oh, I'm a young warshrag and I know I've done wrong."

"It was once in ENNIS's pocket I used to go warshing,
It was once in his JAMMY PANTS I used to go gay;
First to the Relic's Room and then to the pup tent;
Got shot in the weft and I am dying today."

"Get six JOLLY MINISTERS to carry my coffin;
Get six TWIRLING PASTIES to bear up my pall.
Put flakes of detergent all over my coffin,
Put softener to deaden the suds as they fall."

"Then put me on 'delicates' and set the spin slowly,
And give a 'yeehaw!' as you carry me along,
And in the drum throw me and roll the suds o'er me,
For I'm a young warshrag and I know I've done wrong."

"Oh, bury beside me a feather from Lil' Ollie,
He’s the best thing ‘bout me and I done him wrong,
And over my coffin put a bottle o' Sheep Pee Whiskey,
That ENNIS may drink as he carries me along."

"Go bring me a cup, a cup of hot water,
To fluff up my parched loops," the warshrag then said;
Before I returned his soul had departed,
And gone to the laundromat -- the warshrag was dead.

We warshed the rag gently and spun the drum slowly,
And bitterly wept as we bore him along;
For we all loved our warshrag, so brave, young and handsome,
We all loved our warshrag although he'd done wrong.%%


((JBB continues to rock gently and hum softly, lost in thoughts of TERRY CLOTH...))
(http://www.kbmountainadventures.com/Bob--Phyllis-silhouette.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on October 09, 2006, 03:36:03 pm
Owl Olivia:
%% I have a feeling that the butt lotion is going to sing out loud at any moment. Well, I'm prepared... %%   ;D

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Post by: Pipedream on October 09, 2006, 06:16:28 pm

Impatient audience member on one of the cheaper seats...:
::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Publikum1Kopie.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 09, 2006, 07:25:04 pm
Auience Member:

And then  Another Audience Member who seemed to be taking notes right along,  points out...
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 11, 2006, 02:39:11 am
((JBB, ignoring the scary audience member-prophet in the front row, peeks out from YOUNG JACK's pocket and sees nothing but...TUMBLEWEED))

JBB:

**Where the effen 'ell is everyone??**

TUMBLEWEED:

**Yeehaw!!**
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Post by: Kelda on October 11, 2006, 04:52:02 am
JB Newsome:

**Well I think I'm done with now. Does that mean I can retire to my next big film - Free Willy 7 - the Directors Cut? **
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Post by: Daniel on October 11, 2006, 11:30:41 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Arrives on set to find it mostly empty.))

**What is going on here? Where is the director?!!! We'll never get through this in time.**

((Walks up to the director's office and bangs on the door impatiently.))
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Post by: welliwont on October 11, 2006, 11:34:56 am

DIRECTOR:

((JakeTwist's head snaps around so quickly she gets a crick in her neck))

**Owww!**

%%Now what?!  I hope it is one of our farkeen actors finally turning up to do their scene...  they have been lollygagging for weeks now!!%%

((Sees the smartly tailored Young Miss jump back suddenly as she flings the trailer door open much too quickly.))

**Yes, may I help you?  How did you get by security?**

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Post by: Daniel on October 11, 2006, 11:39:32 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

**I sign their paychecks.... I also sign yours. I'm the Producer's assistant.**

((Laurel crosses herself and looks up in the sky for a moment.))

**He wants to know why everything's slowed down recently.... We need to talk.**

((Laurel nods her head towards the director's office.))
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Post by: Daniel on October 11, 2006, 11:43:12 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Driving like a maniac, almost crashes into the director's trailer. He hops out.))

**Where the hell is the post office on the other set.... how the heck am I s'pposed ta mail a postcard without a post office? I gotta drive all the way up here to Riverton just ta mail a postcard?**

((Notices Laurel and the new director Jane talking at her door. Lifts his hat.))

**Oh, howdy, Ma'am.**
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Post by: Daniel on October 11, 2006, 11:57:59 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel nods back to the attractive cowboy.))

**You must be one of our actors... Why has everything slowed down so much?**
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Post by: Daniel on October 11, 2006, 12:05:13 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((reaches up and scratches his head.))

**Yeah,... um, about that. We were waitin' fer a weddin'... Guy (he's our Marketing Advisor), and Lucise (he's the sheeptrainer)... They met 'n took a liking a eachother. We're jest waitin' fer 'em ta get hitched, er whatever it is they're doin'. Then we can get on with the show.**

((The director's door slowly closes, Jane retreating back into the trailer.))

((Taking the clue, Jack moves forward a bit, planning to distract the production assistant for as long as he can.))

**But noone's seen er heard of 'em since the other day. Lucise was doin' somethin' with a band, an' Guy, he left the office, last I heard, was headin' back to their trailer.... They're probly still there.**
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Post by: Daniel on October 11, 2006, 12:21:37 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((nods))

**Guy Raphaelson I know. I had the priveledge of meeting him with some sponsors at our Un Ltd marketing session. But I had found him very accountable and almost impossible to jar from his schedule. I had not realized that he was so interested in pursuing such nonsense.**

((Laurel pauses.))

**Lucise I know little about.** ((flips open a binder)) **Lucise Indapaddock? Yes, chosen by the direction team and we signed off on it.**

((sighs))

**Well go and get them... If they're having a wedding we need to get it over with and back to the storyline!!!**

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Post by: Daniel on October 11, 2006, 12:27:38 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((uncertain why the production assistant would want to know about Guy's counting, Jack nods and gets back in the car.))

((leaning out the window)) **I'll see if I can dredge 'em up.**

((Jack backs away from the trailer at an unsafe speed and quickly zips through the set to Lucise's trailer. He gets out of the car and approaches the door.))

%% Huh, handle's broken. %%

** Lucise, Guy? You in there? **
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Post by: Lumière on October 11, 2006, 01:16:41 pm
LUCISE I:

((Hearing voices at the door, Lucise gets out of bed, grumbling .. He goes to the door to see who it is...))

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/85b0eeec.jpg)

** Hey Jack!  What's up? 
You wanna talk to Guy or ..?  Coz he's in the bath right now .. if you need to talk to him,  come back in two and a half hours.  If it is urgent, come back in an hour or so..  I'm sure he'll be done then.. ok?  **
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 11, 2006, 01:40:31 pm
LUCISE I:
** he's in the bath right now .. if you need to talk to him,  come back in two and a half hours.**

((From inside YOUNG JACK's pocket, JBB laughs his ass off  :laugh:))
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Post by: Pipedream on October 11, 2006, 02:04:20 pm

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/GardendirectorKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on October 11, 2006, 02:39:35 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel flips open her notebook again, swishes through the pages until she's near the end of it.))

**Here we are, Defecation and Horticulture Director... You're currently paid 4 Premium mega-size beef and chicken flavor all natural Holistic Animal Care containers of dog food every week, provided exclusively by Azmira, and so far I see we've given you ten raises for managing to keep the scenes clean... if I'm reading this correctly... each of one large chew bone with added natural hickory smoke-house flavors. You are quite expensive, but I suppose its worth it... I'm certain your endeavors will help our profits considerably.**
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Post by: Daniel on October 11, 2006, 02:47:26 pm
LUCISE I:

** Hey Jack!  What's up? 
You wanna talk to Guy or ..?  Coz he's in the bath right now .. if you need to talk to him,  come back in two and a half hours.  If it is urgent, come back in an hour or so..  I'm sure he'll be done then.. ok?  **


YOUNG JACK:

((is a little... agitated... by Lucise's undressed state.))

**.... Who said anything 'bout Guy? - I mean, yeah.... there's a big-shot on set, wants to get the weddin' over with, er whatever it is you two got planned.**

((Jack hesitates a little, tries to focus on the picture of Ennis he has in his mind.))

**Umm, see y'all in a little bit. Gonna go report to that big-shot.**

((Jack slowly but firmly closes the door the best that he can.))
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Post by: Lumière on October 11, 2006, 04:59:10 pm
LUCISE I:

%% Why is it that men get so flustered over my naked chest?  It drives Guy positively over the edge .. and lucky me too!  %%

**  Well .. okay Jack ..you can't rush two people into matrimony, you know! 
Oh .. I'm sorry, didn't mean to rub it in about you and Lureen and all ...
First Guy has to get out of the bath, then we can finally get some things ready for the big event!  **


((Lucise watches as Jack walks away slowly from his trailer .. ))

** Talk to you later!  **

((Lucise turns around and heads back towards the bedroom.  His nose draws him to the vanilla, almond bubble bath Guy's got going in the bathroom .. he opens the door to find Guy soaking and luxuriating under mountains of bubbles, his face covered in a thick coating of what Lucise figures is mud ..))

** Umm..honey .. we really need to talk about the length of your baths .. A turtle could climb Mount Everest and back in the amount of time you spend in here ..  ;D ..
Well, while I'm here, I might as well..**


((Lucise strips off his clothes and jumps into the tub, startling Guy ... who has now lost one of the cucumber slices that rested impeccably on his closed eyelids...))

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Post by: Daniel on October 11, 2006, 05:03:14 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack hurries back to the director's trailer, jumps out of the car again.))

((Laurel is still there, tapping her foot.))

**Howdy 'gin. They're gonna get the weddin' done soon, I hope. Guy's bathin'.**
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Post by: Daniel on October 11, 2006, 05:04:53 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((agitated by that rather simplistic response, she wonders why that should answer all her questions about the delay of the nuptials.))

**And?**
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Post by: Daniel on October 11, 2006, 05:10:17 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**You dunno Guy as well as ya think ya do... He can take his time about bathin'.**

((Laurel sighs and starts to pound on the door again.))

**If ya like, ma'am, I can show ya 'round the place.... Have ya met our props magician?**
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Post by: Pipedream on October 11, 2006, 05:31:30 pm

Frustrated cast member:  ;D

** Hey, Spartacus! You can tell your boss that I want more money, pronto! This udder-costume sucks, and it wasn't my idea to star as a heifer, anyways. I always said that I was seriously miscast here, but nobody would listen! Who'll ever give me decent role again after this travesty? Huh? **

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/miscastKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on October 11, 2006, 05:34:38 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((A little unnerved by the bear-heifer talking to her.))

**All casting choices were made by the direction team... You'll have to take your complaint up with them. As for payment.... All minor cast characters, such as the random heifers, are paid a fair wage in accordance with all national and state laws.**
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Post by: Daniel on October 11, 2006, 06:49:28 pm
LUCISE I:

((Lucise turns around and heads back towards the bedroom.  His nose draws him to the vanilla, almond bubble bath Guy's got going in the bathroom .. he opens the door to find Guy soaking and luxuriating under mountains of bubbles, his face covered in a thick coating of what Lucise figures is mud ..))

** Umm..honey .. we really need to talk about the length of your baths .. A turtle could climb Mount Everest and back in the amount of time you spend in here ..  ;D ..
Well, while I'm here, I might as well..**


((Lucise strips off his clothes and jumps into the tub, startling Guy ... who has now lost one of the cucumber slices that rested impeccably on his closed eyelids...))


GUY RAPHAELSON:

**What are you -? Oh, hello again, Lucise. Am I taking too much time? I'm sorry, but I really need to get clean, you know... I also like to relax a bit.**
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Post by: welliwont on October 13, 2006, 12:12:24 am
Quote

((Laurel sighs and starts to pound on the door again.))


DIRECTOR JAKETWIST:

((trailer door opens, slowly this time, and JAKETWIST pokes her head out then gives a smile))

**Well you're back!  I am so glad that you're still on the set!  I would have hated to miss you, MISS SPARTA, may I call you LAUREL?  Sorry I could not break away before; y'see I was on a conference call with Jim and Ang, they were just bringing me up to speed on the latest developments over at OOC.  I suppose you have already heard all about them....

I know that YOUNG JACK has been filling you in on what's been goin' on over here, do you have any more questions that I can answer for you?   I am very  relieved to tell you that our show is back in full motion, it was touch and go for a while with all the cast turnover.  Glad that's over for a while...**

((looks expectantly at LAUREL SPARTA))


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Post by: Pipedream on October 13, 2006, 08:00:48 am
*** Commercial Break!! *** Commercial Break!! *** Commercial Break!!

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Post by: Daniel on October 13, 2006, 10:03:35 am
DIRECTOR JAKETWIST:

((trailer door opens, slowly this time, and JAKETWIST pokes her head out then gives a smile))

**Well you're back!  I am so glad that you're still on the set!  I would have hated to miss you, MISS SPARTA, may I call you LAUREL?  Sorry I could not break away before; y'see I was on a conference call with Jim and Ang, they were just bringing me up to speed on the latest developments over at OOC.  I suppose you have already heard all about them....

I know that YOUNG JACK has been filling you in on what's been goin' on over here, do you have any more questions that I can answer for you?   I am very  relieved to tell you that our show is back in full motion, it was touch and go for a while with all the cast turnover.  Glad that's over for a while...**

((looks expectantly at LAUREL SPARTA))


LAUREL SPARTA:

**Jim and Ang? Why would..... nevermind. No, I think all of my questions have been answered. I am, however, very anxious to see this wedding over and done with so that we can resume the production.**
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Post by: Pipedream on October 13, 2006, 03:20:26 pm

((Owl Olivia and her longtime lover Owl Oscar are starting to get ready for the next wedding.))
   :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EulenmitPerckenKopie.jpg)

Title: Happy Ninth Brokeback
Post by: Toast on October 13, 2006, 03:44:54 pm
The New Yorker Magazine
(http://www.cartoonbank.com/assets/2/50920_l.jpg)
Just a note to remind everyone that it was on October 13, 1997
NINE YEARS AGO
that Annie Proulx saw the publication of
Brokeback Mountain
in this edition of The New Yorker Magazine.

since then it has appeared in their magazine as
a movie review,
a spoken word recording by Suzy Amis
and grist for their cartoons
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What if I dont want to be Jack or Ennis.


Thank You Annie and The  New Yorker
for getting Brokeback off to a start.

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Post by: Pipedream on October 13, 2006, 04:43:22 pm

** Gradually, the supernumeraries on set get impatient...**

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/KnguruhKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on October 13, 2006, 04:49:32 pm

** Then, suddenly, a thundering voice is heard from above, just at the 9th anniversary of the publication of Broken Arsed Mountain Brokeback Mountain in the New Yorker...**


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/NewYorkerKopie.jpg)

** Thanks for the picture, Toast! **  ;) 
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Post by: Pipedream on October 13, 2006, 05:05:52 pm

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/KnguruhKopie2.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 13, 2006, 06:09:48 pm
((Owl Olivia and her longtime lover Owl Oscar are starting to get ready for the next wedding.))   :)
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EulenmitPerckenKopie.jpg)

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AUDIENCE MEMBER IN BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE:

**WTF?? Is that owl wearin' a Beatles wig? Is this the level they're stoopin' to now fer cheap laughs? Animals in cheap wigs?? I paid 5 lousy dollars ta see this damn production! I was robbed!! Hey, there any o' that Lime'n'Lemon sorbet left?...**
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Post by: Daniel on October 13, 2006, 09:29:43 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((sighs))

%% I wonder if I should call the Producer, this is getting ridiculous... the audience is getting bored... things are taking much longer than I was expecting they would.%%

((Laurel crosses herself and makes a quick prayer to heaven at the mention of the Producer.))

**JACK!!!!!!!**
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Post by: Daniel on October 13, 2006, 09:31:29 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((hears Laurel shout for him from the post office, where he's trying to find a postcard to send to Ennis's trailer, three buildings over. He runs back to see what she wants.))

**Yes'm... What can I do ya fer?**

((Jack tips his hat again.))
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Post by: Daniel on October 13, 2006, 09:34:46 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

**As tempting an offer as that is, I want to get on with the production. Do you think we can delay the wedding a bit and just get the next scene over with.... Our audience has been waiting a while, and the Producer** ((crosses herself)) **is getting upset as well. Surely we can move it along some, before I have to take more drastic measures.**

((Laurel begins to pace back and forth in tight, neat rows as Jack watches her in amazement.))
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Post by: Daniel on October 13, 2006, 09:45:39 pm
YOUNG JACK:

**Sure nuff, Ma'am.** ((Jack reaches for the postcard he just got finished writing.))

**Have ta send this to Ennis, then.. And, then comes the next scene, I reckon.... Whattaya think?**
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Post by: Daniel on October 13, 2006, 09:48:56 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((peers at the postcard with disinterest.))

**As long as it moves us along.... wait, what's this crossed out part?  And do we really need the smiling face?**
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Post by: welliwont on October 13, 2006, 11:27:58 pm

DIRECTOR JAKE TWIST:

((comes out of the Director's trailer holding her before-supper martini in one hand and the B.A.M. script in her other hand))

**Excuse me, Miss SPAR --  I mean LAUREL, could I have a word with you?

I know you are new here, and you are really  trying to do a good job I am sure, but perhaps we could have a little tête-à-tête and I could fill you in on how things have been running here so far?

Y'see, the actors are the ones who drive the scene, pretty much, and they have been doin' a damn fine job of it up until now....  If you have a problem with the scheduling, or lack of it, perhaps we should discuss before you start getting involved in making changes.  Hmmm??  I am the director here, did you not know that?**

%%Is this little piece of fluff tryin' to steal my job?  hellfire and damnation!!!%%

**Would you like to step into my office for this meeting?  I think it would be best.**

((JAKETWIST looks at LAUREL hopefully))
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Post by: welliwont on October 13, 2006, 11:29:03 pm

==CALL SHEET
WE HAVE ARRIVED!  FINALLY!!



ACT II -- SCENE # 42 – THE REUNION
and the Performers will be:
Jack  -  Daniel
Ennis  -  Louise
Alma  -  Geri
Young Alma Jr  -  Becky==


D, CD & CD JT
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 13, 2006, 11:31:36 pm
shee-it...did I miss the dal garn auditions!?  ???
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Post by: welliwont on October 13, 2006, 11:46:42 pm
shee-it...did I miss the dal garn auditions!?  ???


DIRECTOR JAKETWIST:

**Why hello there!!!   :D  Miss the auditions?  Why no, you haven't missed anything!  But we don't usually hold audtions right here on the set, we could retire to the Green Room (MSN Messenger) for a brief meeting if you have the time?

It won't take long, and my Alberta Prime Boeuf en Croûte has to set for 10 more minutes, so let's do this now, shall we?**

((JAKETWIST spins around and sprints up the steps to the Green Room.))
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 14, 2006, 01:06:47 am
 ALMA~

((After a long day at the store Alma stops at THE Burger Daddy to pick up the kids a happy meal. After she swings by the post office and picks up the mail. She's really feeling tired tonight and is hoping Ennis will be in a good mood and not start his drinking.))

%  I don't know why he's drinking so much lately.I hate it that he drinks so much%

((suddenly she has a vision))

% I must be tired from working too shifts all the time. Must be why  I keep getting these crazy visions%%
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 14, 2006, 01:24:16 am
ALMA~

((Finally arriving home Alma puts the happy meal on the table for the girls and reads through the mail.))

%% Bills, bills bills ..hummm, what's this? a postcard for Ennis? whos this Jack? i didn't know Ennis had a friend named Jack i didn't know Ennis had any male  friends for that matter. And  what beautiful handwriting. Smiley face and all. Jack better not be a Jackie! or a Jacklynn! %%

((Alma  puts the postcard on the table and gives the kids their happy meal))
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Post by: RouxB on October 14, 2006, 01:53:16 pm
                   

                            %%good thing I Tivo'd this%%

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The Basque
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Post by: Pipedream on October 14, 2006, 02:27:20 pm

** Little party interlude !! **  ;D ** Little party interlude !! **  ;D ** Little party interlude !! **  ;D

More than 3.000 posts!!! Yay!   :D

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Post by: louisev on October 14, 2006, 04:27:21 pm
ENNIS:

((Comes home from a long day tossing hay to RANDOM HEIFERS who keep giving him dirty looks and mooing up at the billboards outside the fence at LONELY OLD RANCH.))

Hey Alma, I see ya weren't in too much mood ta cook tonight, you get me a Big Jack er, Big Mac?


((Comes over to the sink to warsh his hands  before reaching for his Big Mac. (TM) )).

(http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/6259/brokebackmtn1921gd0.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on October 14, 2006, 04:35:11 pm

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Post by: Arad-3 on October 14, 2006, 04:41:18 pm
ALMA~

Speaking of Big Jac's, I mean Big Macs honey, do you know somebody by the name of Jack? Theres a postcard on the table for you.
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 14, 2006, 04:57:20 pm
ALMA~

Whoever wrote it has some  pretty fancy handwriting! Even drew a little smilely face on it.

((Again another vision pops into her head))

%% oh my I hope thats not the case..Whew... I don't think that was my Ennis's hand anyways,,Ennis's are alot rougher from all his hard work.%%
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Post by: louisev on October 14, 2006, 05:12:18 pm
ENNIS:

Jack?  Maybe, I dunno....


%Postcard?%

((He wipes his hands on his shirt and picks up the post card.))

%Well ho leeee shit... THAT Jack!%%

Be right back, got ta go see a man about a random heifer... I mean a horse.

((Dashes out of the house.))

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Post by: Arad-3 on October 14, 2006, 05:25:48 pm
ALMA~

Sure enough!

%% what the f....?  He didn't tell me who this Jack is! %%

I love ya too..  ...!

%% where in the heck did he go now? Maybe to get some beer??%%
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Post by: louisev on October 14, 2006, 05:44:29 pm
ENNIS:

((Hops in his truck and roars off to the RIVERTON POST OFFICE, spends 10 cents on a post card, and another 5 cents on a stamp.  Big spender!))

%24th, huh?  Got ta take a day off a Hay Tossin for that.  Get my pipes cleaned!%%

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Post by: Daniel on October 14, 2006, 07:51:43 pm
DIRECTOR JAKE TWIST:

((comes out of the Director's trailer holding her before-supper martini in one hand and the B.A.M. script in her other hand))

**Excuse me, Miss SPAR --  I mean LAUREL, could I have a word with you?

I know you are new here, and you are really  trying to do a good job I am sure, but perhaps we could have a little tête-à-tête and I could fill you in on how things have been running here so far?

Y'see, the actors are the ones who drive the scene, pretty much, and they have been doin' a damn fine job of it up until now....  If you have a problem with the scheduling, or lack of it, perhaps we should discuss before you start getting involved in making changes.  Hmmm??  I am the director here, did you not know that?**

%%Is this little piece of fluff tryin' to steal my job?  hellfire and damnation!!!%%

**Would you like to step into my office for this meeting?  I think it would be best.**

((JAKETWIST looks at LAUREL hopefully))


LAUREL SPARTA:

**Oh, I understand completely, Miss Director. I was only informing the cast and crew that the producer was a tad bit upset with the slow pace as of late, and had authorized me to make pay cuts if necessary for a little inspiration. I've also brought along a few inspirational materials in the trunk of my car.**

((Laurel steps up to the director's office.))

**I really don't want anyone to feel badly of me, but around the office, I am known for getting things done. But of course all creative and leadership decisions should be yours and the actors. I have no quarrel with any of that, just with the pace of things.**
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Post by: welliwont on October 14, 2006, 10:48:57 pm

JAKETWIST:

**Well LAUREL, no harm done, and I am glad we both agree on the division of duties here at B.A.M.  Personally I would hate  to be the one threatening pay cuts, it just don't seem right.  But you do what you have to do....

Oh, please forgive my bad manners, here is another new cast member for you to add to the payroll!   May I present Geri (Arad-3), playing the part of ALMA?  Actually there will be a second young new unknown starting this week, I will send you the paperwork for both actors together.  And please do not cut their pay, they have not  been lollygagging.**

%%Phew it's hot in here!%%

**Anyone care for a beer?  All I've got is Bud...**

D, CD & CD JT
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Post by: welliwont on October 15, 2006, 11:31:25 am
:D ;D  Cast Rotation Announcement

Well this part of my job never gets any easier, and this one is particularly poignant.  Our beloved Daniel, who has been a linchpin of the B.A.M. Performance since the very beginning, has decided to pass the torch to another deserving Actor.  Our new JACK will be played by our second newcomer of the week, Leslie (coffeecat33).  Leslie is a refreshing infusion of new talent, and she is going to be a new different JACK for us!  (Not that we did not like the old JACK, oh no, no no no, nothing of the sort!)

(Welcome to B.A.M. Leslie!   :-*

Daniel: thank you for playing JACK up until now, for giving us such a loveable character (of course who couldn’t love JACK F’N TWIST?)  I am sorry to see you go Daniel, but since the PT is a constantly-evolving creation, this new development is another step in a new different direction.  Again, just like before, we are blessed in the fact that you will still be among us playing your other fine characters:  Guy Raphaelson, Laurel Sparta, and others too, we hope. 

And now to the next chapter in B.A.M.:  Welcome to you Leslie, I hope you will feel right at home here and if you have any questions please don’t hesitate to ask them of any of us.  It’s too bad that Daniel does not have the time to teach you how to swim, that boy has some kind of secrets up his sleeve, so his favoured approach is to just push you into the pool.  Oh well, I am sure you will do fine.  Welcome aboard Leslie!

Director, Casting Director, & Continuity Director JakeTwist

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Post by: alec716 on October 15, 2006, 01:11:10 pm
((Owl Olivia, returning to her town-owlpartment from a hat-fitting with the QUEEN, finds a postcard...))  ;)

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(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/EnnisanderSpleKopie.jpg)


TERRY CLOTH:


**  ENNIS!!  Hello there, Cowboy!  Pick me the eff up so I can get the eff off this soggy countertop ... I got a postcard to mail! **

(( TERRY CLOTH's loopy head is full of memories of that powerful summer that was his and JBB's.  TERRY CLOTH cannot believe his good fortune in hearing from JBB again after all this time.  Joy flows through his veins, or well it would if he had any, as he is happily re-ensconced in ENNIS' jacket pocket and still caught up in that headlong, irreversible spin cycle of love.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

**  Hey, ENNIS, can you get me a postcard and a stamp too?  Thanks!  **

(( TERRY CLOTH wrote back, you wet, gave the Riverton address. ))

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Post by: Arad-3 on October 15, 2006, 01:34:45 pm
ALMA~

%% todays the big visit from this Jack fella. I better get the girls and me real prettied up. I'm sure Ennis can't wait to show us off to him%%

((Alma comes out into  the living room to see Ennis sitting on the window sill))

%% why is he drinking and smoking so much today? Why is he so nervous? He's just an old fishing buddy%%

(( Alma walks over and takes the ashtray to empty it again))

%% who the heck did I marry,  The Marlboro Man?%%

(( another vision))
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 15, 2006, 01:43:07 pm
ALMA~

((shaking the vision out of her head))

%% that one wasnt too bad though He's kinda cute like that !%%

Ennis maybe we could get a babysitter and take your friend Jack out for a bite?

((Alma picks up some more empty beer bottles))
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Post by: louisev on October 15, 2006, 02:41:25 pm
ENNIS:

((Smoking up a storm))

I don't think so, Alma.  Squallin babies just ain't Jack's style.  We got FISHIN BUDDY shit ta do... ya know, drinkin, burpin, feelin each other up ---- I mean --- feelin each other out...

((burps inelegantly.)) 

Any more beer in the fridge?


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Post by: Arad-3 on October 15, 2006, 03:05:46 pm
ALMA~

((Yells out from the kitchen))

Yea you got plenty of beer! Did I just hear you say burpin?

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Post by: Arad-3 on October 15, 2006, 03:08:02 pm
ALMA~

((on her way back in with  Ennis's beer Alma notices something))

ENNIS..THE B A B Y !!!
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 15, 2006, 03:15:11 pm
ALMA~

((runs and grabs the beer from the baby))

That's it Ennis..I'm taking that sign off the wall!
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 15, 2006, 03:22:29 pm
ALMA~

((grabs the beer sign and throws it in the trash))

And that one too!!
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Post by: louisev on October 15, 2006, 03:28:43 pm
ENNIS:

Just gimme the damn beer, Alma.  What has got inta you?  Beer is healthy an keeps yer digestion regular.
  ((Burps)).  See?

%%What the hell does she expect, with me workin at LONELY OLD RANCH six-seven-eight days a week?  I'm gonna drink SPRING WATER OR SOMETHIN?  DAMMIT.%%

((Lights another cigarette, then peers out the window as he hears a truck pull up.))

I think that's him.

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Post by: Arad-3 on October 15, 2006, 03:45:53 pm
ALMA~

Well go out and invite him in. Ill clean up this mess while you do


**I just noticed that's my 500th post! Yeehaw!!
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Post by: louisev on October 15, 2006, 04:07:35 pm
ENNIS:

Thanks, Alma, guess I was just smokin nervously or somethin.

%%Maybe I should a brushed my teeth...%% 

((He dashes out the door, stops dead at the top of the stairs.))

WHOO WEE, It's Jack Effin Twist!


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Post by: alec716 on October 15, 2006, 05:30:19 pm

((  It was a sunny day, everything was A-OK, but by noon the clouds had pushed up out of the west rolling a little sultry air before them.  ERNIE, wearing his best shirt, green and yellow with wide black stripes, didn't know what time BERT would get there and so had taken the day off, paced back and forth, looking down into a Sesame Street pale with dust.  MISS PIGGY was saying something about taking his friend to Mister Hooper's General Store for supper instead of cooking it was so hot, if they could get a piglet-sitter, but ERNIE said more likely he'd just go out with BERT and drink chocolate milk.  BERT was not a restaurant type, he said, thinking of the dirty spoons sticking out of the cans of cold beans balanced on the countertop.

Late in the afternoon, MISS PIGGY growling, that same old green pickup rolled in and he saw BERT get out of the truck, beat-up Resistol tilted back.  A hot jolt scalded ERNIE because he was not careful with the hot water like his mother told him to be but he did pull the door closed behind him like his mother told him to do when he went out on the landing.  Always listen to your parents.  BERT took the stairs two and two equals four.  They seized each other by the shoulders, hugged mightily, squeezing the foam out of each other, saying...  ))

BERT and ERNIE:

Son of a Henson, son of a Henson.

(( Then, and as easily as the right wand turns the marionette's arm, their mouths came together, and hard,

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/berternie/bert_and_ernie.jpg)

BERT's non-existent teeth bringing blood, his hat falling to the floor, foam rasping, wet saliva welling, and the door opening and MISS PIGGY looking out

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/berternie/misspiggy2.jpg)

for a few seconds at ERNIE's straining shoulders and shutting the door again and still they clinched, pressing chest and groin and thigh and leg together, treading on each other's toes until they pulled apart to breathe and ERNIE, not big on endearments, said what he said to his grouches and piglets.  ))

ERNIE: 

Little Muppet.

(( The door opened again a few inches and MISS PIGGY stood in the narrow light.  What could ERNIE say?  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/berternie/misspiggy3.jpg)


ERNIE:

MISS PIGGY, this is BERT. 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/berternie/bertAndErnie.jpg)

BERT, my wife MISS PIGGY.


(( ERNIE's chest was heaving.  He could smell BERT -- the intensely familiar odor of crayons, rubber duckies and a faint sweetness like cookies, and with it the rumbling warmth of their basement apartment that summer.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/berternie/berternie15.jpg)


ERNIE:

MISS PIGGY, BERT and me ain't seen each other in four episodes. 

**  As if it were a season.  **


MISS PIGGY (in a low voice):

ERNIE, it's "BERT and I have not seen each other."

(( MISS PIGGY had seen what she had seen.  ))


ERNIE:

MISS PIGGY, BERT and me is goin out and get a drink of chocolate milk.  Might not get back tonight, we get drinkin and sayin the alphabet.


MISS PIGGY:

ERNIE, it's "BERT and I are going out." 

(( MISS PIGGY takes a dollar bill from her purse.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/berternie/misspiggypurse.jpg)

ERNIE guessed she was going to ask him to get her a pack of cigarettes, bring him back sooner.  BERT is trembling like a run-out horse.  ))


BERT:

Please to meet you.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/berternie/bert2.jpg)


MISS PIGGY (in her misery voice):

It's "pleased to meet you."  ERNIE --

(( But that did not slow him down on the stairs and he called back.  ))


ERNIE:

MISS PIGGY, you know cigarettes are bad for you.  Please don't smoke.  There's some a COOKIE MONSTER's cookies in the pocket a my other green and yellow and black striped shirt in the bedroom.

(( They went off in BERT's truck, bought a bottle of chocolate milk and within twenty minutes were in the Motel Sesame-esta saying the alphabet and jouncing.  ))
 
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/berternie/BertInErnieC.jpg)


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Post by: Pipedream on October 15, 2006, 06:14:37 pm

((The Cookie Monster is delighted to see some of his old buddies!))  ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Krmelmonster.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 15, 2006, 06:31:10 pm
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0015.jpg)

(( SCREECH !!! - sound of squealing tires as a red and white truck rumbles down the road, kicking up clouds of dust as it pulls into laundromat parking lot.))

%% >whew<!  I almost missed my cue - and this is my debut! Where's the dang A.D. when you need them, or even the script girl!? %%

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0019.jpg)

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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 15, 2006, 06:33:12 pm
** Is the ever-present wind present? **   
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 15, 2006, 06:38:52 pm
COMMERCIAL BREAK

<VOICE OVER> Jack Twist: Even in windy, dusty weather, I can rely on my Resistol to resist all!
%% I can resist everthin' 'cept temptation in the form a Ennis Del Mar %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Resistol_ad.gif)
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Post by: welliwont on October 16, 2006, 05:59:15 am
Clarissa, you have THE BEST sign line, ever' time I see one of your posts now, I laugh!   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I will copy it here and here for posterity, 'cause I know how you like to change your sign line often!


"We warshed the rag gently and spun the drum slowly,
And bitterly wept as we bore him along;
For we all loved our warshrag, so brave, young and handsome,
We all loved our warshrag although he'd done wrong."  ~ JBB


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Post by: louisev on October 16, 2006, 03:11:09 pm
ENNIS:

((running down the stairs))

You ol' sumbitch you, goddamn! 

((heading for Jack at full speed, in line for a full collision.))

(http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/2348/brokebackmtn2014kk1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 16, 2006, 03:55:43 pm
ALMA~

((Alma tidies up the house quickly while Ennis goes to greet his friend))

%% this is really a good thing I suppose. Ennis needs a friend. Maybe this will be the thing that can get him fired up again! Maybe I should start thinking of putting on some supper.%%

((Alma quickly runs and puts a rump roast into the oven))

%% I sure hope Jack likes a good rump roast, That's Ennis's favorite piece of meat anyways.%%

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Post by: Arad-3 on October 16, 2006, 04:07:55 pm
ALMA~

%% I do know Ennis did say they were just going to drink and get into it, and do some burpiin', but they can do all that guy stuff first and then have a nice piece of  rump roast after their done catching up %%
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 16, 2006, 04:29:47 pm
COMMERCIAL BREAK~
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 16, 2006, 07:40:40 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/2_Ennis.jpg)

Ennis!  - sonofabitch - Ennis!

%% Look a how happy he is to see me! sonofabitch! %%
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 16, 2006, 07:45:27 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/195373.png)  %% I am grinning like an idiot I am so glad to see 'at sonofabitch.  %%
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Jack_Nasty.png) %% I am SO ready for this! %%
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 16, 2006, 08:24:20 pm

** Jack anticipates the impending embrace with Ennis **

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/car-crash-1.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 17, 2006, 08:18:16 am
(( TERRY CLOTH wrote back, you wet, gave the Riverton address. ))

((Though the answer didn't rightly make sense considerin' what JBB had actually written on the postcard to TERRY CLOTH, the teloopathic power between them was so potent as to render the actual wording meaningless. JBB knew to come to the laundromat on the 24th, and he knew his TERRY CLOTH would be waitin'. Then a thought suddenly struck him...))

JBB (from YOUNG JACK's pocket):

%%Hellfire, what am I waitin' fer? It is the 24th! I'm already in Riverton - or at least the part of the set that doubles fer Riverton! And isn't YOUNG JACK at the bottom of the reunion steps, like, right now??

((Spies the leaping YOUNG ENNIS))

Hey, there's that cowboy ma man has his heart set on! Takin' the steps two at a time!! Wherever he is, TERRY must be there too!!!%%

((Bellows with all the creamy might his little tube can muster...))

**TEEEEERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!**
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Post by: Pipedream on October 17, 2006, 09:26:13 am
((As ENNIS and JACK are redlining it towards their grand reunion, the new Broken Arsed musical ensemble takes position in the Riverton Concert Hall and plays Carl Teike's famous march Old Fishing Buddies Alte Kameraden...))  :D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Jugendmusikkorps.jpg) 
(play me!)
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Post by: alec716 on October 17, 2006, 12:46:17 pm

JBB:

%%Hellfire, what am I waitin' fer? It is the 24th! I'm already in Riverton - or at least the part of the set that doubles fer Riverton! And isn't YOUNG JACK at the bottom of the reunion steps, like, right now??

((Spies the leaping YOUNG ENNIS))

Hey, there's that cowboy ma man has his heart set on! Takin' the steps two at a time!! Wherever he is, TERRY must be there too!!!%%

((Bellows with all the creamy might his little tube can muster...))

**TEEEEERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!**



(( The warsh water was hot and clear in the morning, but by noon the dirt had pushed up out of his fibers rolling little sudsy bubbles before it.  TERRY CLOTH, wearing his best dernier, grey with no stripes, didn't know what time JBB would get there and so had taken the whole day off, ironed himself back and forth, looking down into a street pale with dust he did not want to be made to wipe up.  OWLMA was squawking something about taking his friend to the Warsh 'n Fold for cleaning instead of doing laundry at home because the water was not so hot, if they could get a fledgling sitter, but TERRY CLOTH said more likely he'd just go out with JBB and get loopy.  JBB was not a laundromat type, he said, thinking of the dirty clothespins sticking out of the jugs of cold detergent balanced on the log.

     Late in the afternoon, dryers grumbling, that same young blue-eyed sheep herder rolled in and he saw JBB get out of his pocket, beat-up screw-top tipped back.  A hot jolt from the steam iron scalded TERRY CLOTH and he was out on the landing hanging onto ENNIS' pocket.  JBB slithered up the stairs two and two.  They would have seized each other by the shoulders if they'd had them, hugged mightily, squeezing the aloe and lint out of each other, saying son of a cloth, son of a tube, then, and easily as the right combination of coins turns on the dormitory laundry room warshing machine, their mouths came together, and hard, JBB's big snap-cap lid bringing blood, his cap falling to the floor, warp and weft rasping, wet emolients welling, and the door opening and OWLMA looking out for a few seconds at TERRY CLOTH's straining loops and shutting the door again and still they clinched, pressing stitching and oils and seams and hard ridges together, treading on each other's hem and flat end until they pulled apart to breathe and TERRY CLOTH, not big on endearments, said what he said to his bleaches and owlets, little darlin.

    The door opened again and OWLMA stood in the narrow light.

     What could he say?  "OWLMA, this is JBB.  JBB, my wife, OWLMA."  His dernier was heaving.  He could smell JBB -- the intensely familiar odor of coconut, musky sweat and a faint sweetness like tea tree oil, and with it the rushing cold of the spin cycle.  "OWLMA," he said, JBB and me ain't seen each other in four years."  As if it were a reason.  He was glad the light was dim on the landing and, forgetting that owls can see well in the dark, did not turn away from her.

     "WHOOOOOO???!!" shrieked OLWMA.  She had seen what she had seen.  Behind her in the nest lightning lit the sky like a white sheet waving and the baby cried.

     "You got a hatchling?" said JBB.  His shaking tube grazed TERRY CLOTH's seam, static electricity snapping between them.

     "Two little chicks," TERRY CLOTH said.  "OLMA JUNIOR and FUZZY.  Feed them vermin in pieces."  OWLMA's beak twitched.

     "I got a boy," said JBB.  "Eight months old.  Leaks a lot.  Tell you what, I married a cute little old Chicago rabbit -- Buneen.  Airport named after her father, O'Hare."  From the vibration of the floorboard on which they both stood, JBB could feel how hard TERRY CLOTH was starched.

     "OWLMA, me and JBB is goin out and get me dry cleaned.  Might not get back tonight, we get pressin and steamin."

     "WHOOOOOO???!!" shrieked OLWMA, taking a fur and bone fragment pellet from her gullet.  TERRY CLOTH guessed she was going to ask him to get her a pack of dead mice, bring him back sooner.

     "Please to meet you," oozed JBB, trembling like a run-out sale item. 

     "TERRY -- " hooted OWLMA in her misery screech, but that didn't slow him down on the stairs and he called back, "OWLMA, you want mice there's some in the pocket a JAMMY PANTS in the bedroom."

     They went off in JACK's pocket, bought a bottle of fabric softener and within twenty minutes were in the laundromat jouncing a dryer.  ))
     
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Post by: louisev on October 17, 2006, 01:18:31 pm
ENNIS:

((Throws his arms around Jack and squeezes all the air out of him.)) SUMBITCH. SUMBITCH.

(http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/236/brokebackmtn2018pf3.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on October 17, 2006, 04:36:35 pm

   The door opened again and OWLMA stood in the narrow light.

     What could he say?  "OWLMA, this is JBB.  JBB, my wife, OWLMA."  His dernier was heaving.  He could smell JBB -- the intensely familiar odor of coconut, musky sweat and a faint sweetness like tea tree oil, and with it the rushing cold of the spin cycle.  "OWLMA," he said, JBB and me ain't seen each other in four years."  As if it were a reason.  He was glad the light was dim on the landing and, forgetting that owls can see well in the dark, did not turn away from her.

     "WHOOOOOO???!!" shrieked OLWMA.  She had seen what she had seen.  Behind her in the nest lightning lit the sky like a white sheet waving and the baby cried.

     "You got a hatchling?" said JBB.  His shaking tube grazed TERRY CLOTH's seam, static electricity snapping between them.

     "Two little chicks," TERRY CLOTH said.  "OLMA JUNIOR and FUZZY.  Feed them vermin in pieces."  OWLMA's beak twitched.

     "I got a boy," said JBB.  "Eight months old.  Leaks a lot.  Tell you what, I married a cute little old Chicago rabbit -- Buneen.  Airport named after her father, O'Hare."  From the vibration of the floorboard on which they both stood, JBB could feel how hard TERRY CLOTH was starched.

     "OWLMA, me and JBB is goin out and get me dry cleaned.  Might not get back tonight, we get pressin and steamin."

     "WHOOOOOO???!!" shrieked OLWMA, taking a fur and bone fragment pellet from her gullet.  TERRY CLOTH guessed she was going to ask him to get her a pack of dead mice, bring him back sooner.

     "Please to meet you," oozed JBB, trembling like a run-out sale item. 

     "TERRY -- " hooted OWLMA in her misery screech, but that didn't slow him down on the stairs and he called back, "OWLMA, you want mice there's some in the pocket a JAMMY PANTS in the bedroom."

     They went off in JACK's pocket, bought a bottle of fabric softener and within twenty minutes were in the laundromat jouncing a dryer.  ))
     

Owl Olivia:
Sure enough! You take yer slime, err time, dear!   >:(

%% Man, that rag is hallucinating. Guess he's had one or two laundries too many. As if I didn't know old butt lotion here! And what's all that talk about two kids? I haven't even laid that other egg (maybe tomorrow...)! Oh well, I better get me one of them lil' mice out of JAMMY PANT's pocket before they rot. %%

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/Eule.jpg)     
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 17, 2006, 05:51:22 pm
THE CAUK  BROTHERS~
**the Cauk Brotherss live secretly across from The Laundromat. They have been waiting for their chance to join in The Performance, they missed their scene at Ennis's farm as they were engaged in a Cauk fight**

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/004_rooster_dj-4.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/002_rooster_dj-7.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/003_rooster_dj-2.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/002_rooster_dj-11.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on October 17, 2006, 06:13:12 pm
= At this crucial  moment, yet another representative of the Broken Arsed fauna makes her presence known. =

(( It's MIKA THE DUMBASS MUSICAL MULE, whose voice now comes drifting out of the nearest laundromat vent, mixed with the steam, and borrowing its warm, soft and misty quality as a song floats delicately in the air all around the stairwell: ))



You’re a song
Written by the hands of god
Don’t get me wrong, cause
This might sound a little bit odd
But you own the place
Where all my thoughts go hiding
And right under your clothes
Is where I’ll find them

Underneath your clothes
There’s an endless story
There’s the man I chose
There’s my territory
Friend, all the things you deserve
For being here! I’ve felt so lonely……..

Cause a you
I say all my restraint good-bye
cause a you
I feel so happy that I could cry
All my doubts are gone
This thing grabs with power
We still sure belong to each other

Underneath your clothes
There’s an endless story
There’s the man I chose
There’s my territory
Friend, all the things you deserve
For being mine! This ain’t so lonely……..

I’ve missed you, every breath I drew for four years
Movin’ talkin’ walkin’ ridin’
You bet its true
And now that you kiss me
I almost can’t believe it
As every voice to hold us back are silenced
dreams are hanging on this moment
Like the right key turns the lock tumblers
at last I know I’m home, now

Underneath your clothes
There’s an endless story
There’s the man I chose
There’s my territory
Friend, all the things you deserve
For finding me! I’ve been so lonely……..


 :-* :-* :-*


((Mika very obviously must have borrowed some inspiration from Shakira's "Underneath your clothes"))
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Post by: Ellemeno on October 17, 2006, 06:55:43 pm
AUDIENCE MEMBER

%%Here comes...%%

(http://www.dugrenier.com/corp_awards/images/03MTVMA.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 17, 2006, 08:22:08 pm
A hot jolt scalded them (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/lightning2.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/3_EnnisJack_hug-1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 17, 2006, 08:44:15 pm
Ennis sonofabitch!!!

%% I was so afraid I'd never see you agin and now you're in mah arms and I ain't never lettin you go - even if you squeeze the breath right outa me. I cain't get close enough to ya. Feels so raight to be here in your arms, feel your beard scratchin mah cheek, your hard chest next to mine, I kin feel your heart hammerin'. Feels like my heart's gonna leap right outa mah chest. Mah heart's been achin' I ache fer you Ennis. %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/pc47.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on October 17, 2006, 08:54:57 pm
and  easily as the right key...

(http://www.academylocksmithsmaryland.com/images/AcademyLocksmiths_KeyLock.jpg)


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Post by: Ellemeno on October 17, 2006, 09:07:56 pm
...turns the lock tumblers

(http://www.urichlock.com/images/key_lock_detail_hg_clr.gif)
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Post by: Ellemeno on October 17, 2006, 10:00:48 pm
...their mouths came together

(http://www.finderskeypurse.com/images/products/key_lips_lg2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 17, 2006, 10:19:24 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0026.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0027.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0028.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0029.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0030.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0031.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0032.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0033.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 17, 2006, 10:35:16 pm
The Cauk Brothers~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/003_rooster_djd.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/002_rooster_dj-21.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/004_rooster_dj-5.jpg)

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Post by: alec716 on October 17, 2006, 10:40:30 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/002_rooster_dj-21.jpg)


(( TERRY CLOTH stops mashing wildly with JBB just long enough to whip out his... rapier wit.  ))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Why don'cha wanna know?  You chicken?  **


(Alec's note:  I tried not to let him make such a fowl pun.  I told him we have to have some standards around here.  He never listens to me.  I can't keep him cooped up.)
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Post by: Ellemeno on October 17, 2006, 10:51:58 pm
(Alec's note:  I tried not to let him make such a fowl pun.  I told him we have to have some standards around here.  He never listens to me.  I can't keep him cooped up.)

(Clarissa's note: I've gotta hen it to ya, Alec.  This ain' no poultry thing we got goin' on here.)
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Post by: alec716 on October 17, 2006, 10:58:10 pm
(Clarissa's note:   This ain' no poultry thing we got goin' on here.)

(Alec's note:  My point, eggsactly.  Terry Cloth loves to yolk around.)
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 17, 2006, 11:08:14 pm
 HARRY (THE KILLER) CAUK

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/004_rooster_dj-5.jpg)

I'll have you know you little rag, I am not a chicken. I happen to be world  heavy weight Cauk fighting champian! One more crack like that and you my scranney little friend will  look like swiss cheese!
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Post by: Ellemeno on October 17, 2006, 11:16:58 pm
(Alec's note:  My point, eggsactly.  Terry Cloth loves to yolk around.)

(Clarissa's note:  Shell we end this?  I'm startin' to grow pun feathers.)
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Post by: alec716 on October 17, 2006, 11:44:14 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/004_rooster_dj-5.jpg)

I'll have you know you little rag, I am not a chicken. I happen to be world  heavy weight Cauk fighting champian! One more crack like that and you my scranney little friend will  look like swiss cheese!


TERRY CLOTH:

NO, OWLMA, STOP!  I THINK HE WAS JUST KIDDING!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/owlma/owlma3.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/owlma/owlma5.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/owlma/owlma4.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/owlma/owlma9.jpg)


&&  Wow, she works fast! &&

(( TERRY CLOTH is glad to have found a defender where none was eggspected.  ))


(Clarissa's note:  Shell we end this?  I'm startin' to grow pun feathers.)

(Alec's note:  You tellin' me to flock off?!  ;) )
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 17, 2006, 11:52:09 pm
FAUK"S NEIGHBOR JOE~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/rooster-3.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on October 17, 2006, 11:55:12 pm
FAUK"S NEIGHBOR JOE~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/rooster-3.jpg)




look at his brother already chasing the hens and his brother still warm


(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/roosters.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Meryl on October 18, 2006, 01:14:54 am
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkaSpot.jpg)

Deep within the Sacred Relic Room, the HIGH PRIESTESS senses a disturbance in the Force of Nature.  An old prophecy intrudes itself on her meditations: 

"And there shall be lightnings and gales and the banging of clothesdryers....out of the South shall appear the One Born of Wind with his slippery small servant...the air shall be rife with the cries of owls and sundry poultry..."

** Oh no, can it really be happening? ** 

((Filled with foreboding, Meryl unlocks the door to the Sacred Library.  Entering into trance, she runs a trembling hand along the dusty shelves until it is inexorably drawn to one crumbling parchment.  Taking it down carefully, she returns to the Sacred Relic Room and spreads it out on a table.))

"And the One Born of Earth shall keep vigil from on high, his brow wreathed in smoke.  Strange musick in 4/4 time shall cause the Faithful to fall down and rend their clothes, shouting "IswearIswear."  The Voice of the Mule shall be heard in the holy places, and a cloth of many loops shall rise up to be ironed.

And the Earth shall be brought low, two steps at a time, and He shall embrace the Wind, and they shall speak in tongues, crying out "jackfarkeentwist" and "sonuvabitchsonuvabitch." The Sacred Key shall turn on Itself, a great sucking and grinding shall envelop them, and the sheets of the Holy Laundry shall be rent.

But the Faithful will weep and gnash their teeth, for they shall be cast down and sorely tried by a plague of bad puns descending upon them from the huge sadness of the Northern Plains, and a gusting breeze and a little Warshrag shall lead them..."

** The horror, the horror....**


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkaHorror.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 18, 2006, 01:32:05 am
ALMA~

((Alma starts to get alittle anxious after she looks out the window and see's no sign of them))

%% Where are those two? Sure been out there along time!  Probaly catching up i guess  . Mmmm! That rump roast is starting to smell real good. I sure hope Jack likes rump .I can't wait any longer I am going out to say Hello %%

(( Alma heads toward the door. Alma goes to push the door open and ...))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bb4904sc-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 18, 2006, 01:42:31 am
ALMA~


(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/486whatAlmasees4.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 18, 2006, 01:44:40 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/485whatAlmasees3.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 18, 2006, 01:46:04 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/484whatAlmasees2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 18, 2006, 01:47:30 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/483whatAlmasees1.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 18, 2006, 01:52:47 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bb4904sc-2.jpg)

Whooaa! Nelly!

((VISION))



(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Gay_country.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 18, 2006, 03:26:44 am
ALMA~

((shakes vision out of her head))

%% NO! Cant be! I can't believe this! Why? My husbands outside kissing a man he fished with four years ago?%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/487Almaclose-upofhershock.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 18, 2006, 03:31:04 am
ALMA~

%% I think I'm gonna get sick. I can't watch this no more %%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/490Almacloseupofhershock4.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 18, 2006, 03:40:59 am
ALMA~

%% My God, this is crazy! And to think I was gonna serve them RUMP ROAST!!%%

((Alma hurries to get rid of the roast))

%% what am i suppose to say to them? How should I act? Ill just act like i know nothing, yes that's it. maybe he will just leave and get out of our lives. Maybe this can be all forgotten. OMG is that why Ennis gets me from the behind all the time?%%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/498Almacannotbelievehereyes2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on October 18, 2006, 11:13:22 am

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/owlma/owlma9.jpg)


((After she has made Chicken McNuggets out of Fauk Harry*, Owl Olivia - not liking fowl herself - takes another lil' snack.))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/BartkauzmitBeuteKopie2.jpg)

((Young Olli Owl is impressed:))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/JungerBartkauzaufAstKopie.jpg)

*Please note: the victim was played very convincingly by a stunt hen in that scene; the real Fauk-actor is still alive and picking!


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 18, 2006, 12:52:32 pm
HARRY( THE KILLER) FAUK

Yeehaw folks! Old Olivia and me really had ya going on that one!  We have been working on that scene for a long time while waiting for this reunion. hell Olivia and me go way back. She used to come watch me in the ring. I've ruffled her feathers a few times back then but you wont get her to admit it!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/004_rooster_dj-2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: louisev on October 18, 2006, 12:53:33 pm
ENNIS:

((Using all of his remaining willpower to pull away from the earth-shattering SUCKING FACE that he and Jack have been doing for the past six or eight minutes of screen time))

Uhh, uhhh... c'mere.

((Totes Jack along upstairs.))

(http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/2927/brokebackmtn2069kj3.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 18, 2006, 01:10:46 pm
ALMA~

((while Alma tries to get herself together she decides to start smoking. she looks all over for one of Ennis's cigarettes))

%% What now there's no smokes when I want one?%%

((grabs her purse to go to the store and hears them coming up the stairs))

Gulp! Oh sheet!!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bbm8-4.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: louisev on October 18, 2006, 01:15:38 pm
ENNIS:

((Shaking and trembling with irrepressible LUST))

Hey Alma, this here's Jack Twist, my old FISHIN BUDDY.

(http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/3412/brokebackmtn2098cj0.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 18, 2006, 01:18:56 pm
ALMA~

(( As soon Ennis opened his mouth this popped into her head))



((Vision))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/euclid.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 18, 2006, 01:32:58 pm
ALMA~

((trying very hard to compose herself manages to give Jack a nod))

%% Oh I know who you are alright, your the cowboy that has come here to steal my husband %%

((another Vision))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/gaybandit-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 18, 2006, 01:53:46 pm
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/47030-2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on October 18, 2006, 02:08:33 pm
HARRY( THE KILLER) FAUK

Yeehaw folks! Old Olivia and me really had ya going on that one!  We have been working on that scene for a long time while waiting for this reunion. hell Olivia and me go way back. She used to come watch me in the ring. I've ruffled her feathers a few times back then but you wont get her to admit it!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/004_rooster_dj-2.jpg)

Owl Olivia:

** Hey Big Beak! Ain’t your screen time over? You better parade back to yer dung heap and save your cock and bull stories for the chicks! **    >:(

%% Conceited old twit! I shouldn't a let him rummage my plumage back then... %%  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/Euleeiferschtig.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 18, 2006, 02:42:28 pm
HARRY(THE KILLER)CAUK~

Hee! hee! hee! You fiesty old owl.  You still want me!  After all these years you still can't get me out of
your system !   You know nothing can make you hoot the way I can!! Why dont you stop in over to the coop later, Ill give ya another story to tell your girlfrends about!


 (http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/004_rooster_dj-2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Pipedream on October 18, 2006, 04:20:56 pm
The Props Magician:

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Fairy.gif)

** Okay, it kinda looks like it's Poultry Day today. So what about another lil' musical interlude?? In the meantime, Alma, Ennis and Jack can collect their thoughts... **
  ;D

Ich wollt' ich wär ein Huhn!

Ich wollt ich wär ein Huhn.
Ich hätt nicht viel zu tun.
Ich legte vormittags ein Ei
und nachmittags wär ich frei.
Mich lockte auf der Welt
kein Ruhm mehr und kein Geld.
Und fände ich das große Los
dann fräße ich es bloß!
Ich brauchte nie mehr ins Büro.
Ich wäre dämlich, aber froh!
Drum hab ich mir gedacht:   
Ich wollt ich wär ein Huhn.
Ich hätt nicht viel zu tun.
Ich legte jeden Tag ein Ei
und Sonntags auch mal zwei!
Ich brauchte nie mehr ins Büro.
Ich wäre dämlich, aber froh!
Ich wollt ich wär ein Huhn.
Ich hätt nicht viel zu tun.
Ich legte jeden Tag ein Ei
und Sonntags auch mal zwei!
I wish I was a hen!

I wish I was a hen.
I wouldn't have much to do.
I'd lay an egg in the morning
And be free in the afternoon.   
No Glory and no money on earth
would tempt me anymore.
And if I'd find the winning ticket
I'd only eat it!
I'd never have to go to the office again.
I'd be stupid but happy!
That's why I thought:
I wish I was a hen.
I wouldn't have much to do.
I'd lay an egg every day
and on sundays maybe two.   
I'd never have to go to the office again.
I'd be stupid but happy!
I wish I was a hen.
I wouldn't have much to do.
I'd lay an egg every day
and on sunday maybe two!


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/RaabeCD.jpg)
(Play me!)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 18, 2006, 07:04:44 pm

<< Jack tries desperately to put his feelings aside in front of Alma but his mind is full of pictures from that FNIT with Ennis. >>

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BrokebackMountain_25.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 18, 2006, 07:39:28 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0046.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0047.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0048.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 18, 2006, 07:42:50 pm
<< Kissing Ennis has left Jack hard and aching. >>

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0052.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 18, 2006, 07:45:45 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0053.jpg)

<< Jack can hardly stand to see Ennis walk away, to be parted for even for a minute. >>
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 18, 2006, 08:14:02 pm
(( Jack goes upstairs to meet Alma. ))
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Pleased_ta_meet_ya.jpg)

.......but thinks %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 18, 2006, 08:14:53 pm
%%(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Freight_entering_tunnel_29-1.jpg)%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 18, 2006, 08:26:34 pm
(( Jack hears a familiar noise , , , ))
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/crying-baby-contactus1a.jpg)


  You gotta kid?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/you_gotta_kid.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 18, 2006, 08:35:06 pm
((  Jack's shaking hand grazed Ennis's hand, electrical current snapped between them.  ))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/lightning.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/God-and-Adam-Michaelangelo.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 18, 2006, 08:37:37 pm
(( Jack is trembling like a run-out horse ))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/dexton-dixie-rocking-horse.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 19, 2006, 11:53:00 am
((  Jack's shaking hand grazed Ennis's hand, electrical current snapped between them.  ))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/lightning.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/God-and-Adam-Michaelangelo.jpg)

ALMA~

((Alma notices Jacks hand touching Ennis's and remembers something she seen in a magazine))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/CAC6Z5H8-1.jpg)

%% I wish I could get a better look at their hands%%


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: louisev on October 19, 2006, 05:59:09 pm
ENNIS:

Yeah, two little girls... you?


(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/1604/brokebackmtn2096zu9.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 19, 2006, 06:51:07 pm
I got a boy. Eight years old. Tell you what. People say he's the spittin image of me.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/JackBaby.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 19, 2006, 07:19:01 pm
(( Jack is STILL trembling like a run-out horse ))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/dexton-dixie-rocking-horse.jpg)

** sorry  - but I jest love this picture!  ;) **
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: welliwont on October 19, 2006, 07:30:05 pm
I got a boy. Eight years old. Tell you what. People say he's the spittin image of me.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/JackBaby.jpg)

PHANTOM VOICE-OVER:

JACK is so overcome with feelings brought on by being close to his one-and-only ENNIS that his voice is working independently of his brain.  He doesn’t know that half of what he is saying is actually BS, no way  could his son be 8 years old (although the pictures ARE incredibly cute, no doubt about that!).


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 19, 2006, 07:38:51 pm
JACK

Smiles a lot. My boy I mean. He smiles a lot.

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 19, 2006, 07:51:25 pm
ALMA~

{{Looks at Jack and nods again))

%% Oh i can imagine everyone who around you smiles all the time %%

((VISION))


((cute kid?))


(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/qcfunnybabysmiles1.jpg)

%% Just look at my husband over there> What the hell?? %%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/47030-2lk.jpg)
%% What's with that goofy look? His hair has even started to curl!!  He's glowing for Goodness sakes! What the fu...!!%%

((Alma shakes her head to get the visions out))

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 19, 2006, 07:53:07 pm
ALMA~

((Alma relizes she was  just seeing things again))

%% I must be losing my mind %%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn2096zu9.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 19, 2006, 09:26:44 pm
Jack:

Tell you what, I married a cute little old Texas girl down in Chilled Dress, Texas -- Lureen

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Cowgirl.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 19, 2006, 10:51:11 pm
ALMA~

%% Yeah right, she probley looks more like your son. Otherwise you would never be kissing  my Ennis%%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Cowgirl-2.jpg)




**Sorry Leslie I just couldn't resist!**



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: louisev on October 20, 2006, 01:14:42 pm
ENNIS:

Listen, Alma, Jack an me are gonna go have a drink or six or so, I'll be back late so... don't wait up okay?


(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5853/brokebackmtn2101zv7.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 20, 2006, 02:13:15 pm
ALMA~ 

Sure Enough

%%Why did I just say that? I don't want Ennis to go offf with this man. If they carry on like that again who knows what will happen%%

 ((Alma tries to give him a reason to hurry back))

Ennis! Could you get me a pack of smokes?  I'm gonna start smoking!

((Alma remembers a story Ennis told her about his father. Desperately she shouts out))

Could you get me a pack of the NEW  Earl And Rich brand??

%%HINT HINT HINT%%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/lot10-3.jpg)

*** The pictures of Earl and Rich came from Lucise's post on LINES VISULISED  page 1
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Post by: Pipedream on October 20, 2006, 03:05:26 pm
HARRY(THE KILLER)CAUK~

Hee! hee! hee! You fiesty old owl.  You still want me!  After all these years you still can't get me out of
your system !   You know nothing can make you hoot the way I can!! Why dont you stop in over to the coop later, Ill give ya another story to tell your girlfrends about!


Owl Olivia:

** Harry, just do a good deed: retreat! **   >:(

%% Sweet and sour chicken, that's what I should a made outa him! Sweet and sour chicken with white mice rice! %%    ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/Eulegucktmisstrauisch.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on October 20, 2006, 05:07:27 pm
HARRY(THE KILLER) CAUK

Oh don't get yourself in such a tizzy! I'm heading out of this ghost town anyways. Headed for Vegas. Miss being in the ring and besides I wanna try to catch my favorite gals show tonight. So I'm off on a Vegas booty call. See ya around kid!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/153056328_a0b46cd1c9_b-1.jpg)(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/chickenranch.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 20, 2006, 08:04:59 pm
Jack

**  Jack emitted an intensely familiar odor of cigarettes . . . **
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/cigs-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 20, 2006, 08:06:50 pm
Jack

** . . . musky sweat . . . **
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/musk_ox_10.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/hot_musk.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 20, 2006, 08:09:50 pm
Jack

** . . . a faint sweetness like grass, . . .
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/mountain_grass_pajomal.jpg)
. . . and the rushing cold of the mountain. **
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/pure_cold_rushing_mountain_stream.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 20, 2006, 08:11:39 pm
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/brokeback_17.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on October 20, 2006, 08:15:31 pm
**  COMMERCIAL BREAK  **

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/cowgirl_camp_logo1-1.jpg)  Learn postures like "The Cowboy Hook" (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/thecowboyhook.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Ellemeno on October 20, 2006, 11:51:01 pm
ENTHUSIASTIC AUDIENCE MEMBER

%%  Gee, I can't wait to see the illustrations for the scents of the motel room.......... %%
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Post by: louisev on October 21, 2006, 06:03:22 am
ENNIS:

((Rushing out the door, smelling that familiar odor, especially the SWEET GRASS, which drives him mad with Man-Lust.))

There's some cigarettes kickin around the ashtray there, or somewhere under the bed.  I got ta go.

(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/8223/brokebackmtn2103tq5.jpg)


((Adjusts his crotch as he grabs Jack's arm and dashes down the stairs.))

C'mon... quick, Jack.
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 21, 2006, 12:46:56 pm
Jack
%%                                                                                                      %%
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0052.jpg)

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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 21, 2006, 12:52:36 pm
Jack

Pleased to meet you ma'am


(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Pleased_ta_meet_ya.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/maam.jpg)

** Audience: if you look quickly back and forth between these two photos, you will see Jack nodding his head to Alma. **
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 21, 2006, 01:48:20 pm
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/487Almaclose-upofhershock-1.jpg)

((Still too stunned to get get anything out but a nod,  thinks about...)))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/486whatAlmasees4.jpg)

(turns and walks away))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bb5934iz-1.jpg)

%% I can't believe this!! %%





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Post by: louisev on October 21, 2006, 01:56:23 pm


((ENNIS red-lines it with JACK to the SIESTA MOTEL, where there is MUCH JOUNCING in Room 24.))

(http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/5794/brokebackmtn2108if9.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on October 21, 2006, 02:57:38 pm
THE BED IN ROOM 24:

(( Matty mattress talking to Box spring Billy))

Damn Billy, I never had such a workout, have you?  Just counting my blessings they fell asleep for a while.  I'm real sorry buddy.  I know you're under me, and you probably got the worst of it.  I tried to stay steady for you, but they was goin' nuts.
Damn near pulled my tags right off.

 Can't wait to tell the whole linen gang, whenever they makes us up again, they ain't gonna believe none of it.  Imagine that!  Both a them men!  Never knew I could handle it, them jouncing like that, but I got ta tell ya buddy, got me all firmed up.  Never thought I'd be able to get firm again since I been around since forever and most people abuse me. 

Think we should get some sleep now Billy. These two wake up and we need to be ready.  Gonna make sure they have the ride of their lives.
 
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Post by: Daniel on October 21, 2006, 02:58:44 pm
BOX SPRING BILLY:

**Oh, come on... They're probably up for another round.... I'm up for it. My springs'll take it.  How are the sheets doing? They're not too overcome are they? **
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Post by: DeeDee on October 21, 2006, 03:12:24 pm
THE BED IN ROOM 24:

Well, to tell the truth Billy, they haven't said much.  They been too busy trying to get untangled and dry.  Right now they seem to be resting along with our buddies here.  Sure hate to disturb 'em now.  Though they got a first hand look at all the action.  Befored they get tossed, I'm gonna make sure they give us all the dirty details.
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 21, 2006, 03:45:46 pm
ALMA~

**Meanwhile back at home Alma makes herself a drink while the girls are watching 'THE WIZARD OF OZ '    Alma can't get the vision of Ennis and Jack out of her head**

%% I wonder where they went? This is not good. What about Me?  Where do I fit in if Ennis loves him instaed of me? What will I do? Where will I go?

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bb5177rwijpo.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on October 21, 2006, 05:58:06 pm
MONROE:

((At this very moment, MONROE who has gone to bed early as always, wakes with a sudden start:))


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/0000000000000000nightmon.jpg)

I feel a great disturbance in the force! A cosmic shift in the fates! Something portentuous beyond belief is happening right now  -  something that will impact many more lives than just mine!!!

(( Blinks))

** Huh? That must have been impressions left over from some dream.... I can't really recall it anymore **

((Shakes head))

**  Wishful dreaming.....No use!  But for a moment there I felt so certain that one day, my beloved Alma will be mine! **

((Sighs and lies back down))

%% I'd better sleep. It's the middle of the night. Wishing and wanting in the dark won't get me closer to her........ :-\  %%

((Closes eyes. Drifts into uneasy sleep, buffeted by the lightning energy and electrical currents that suffuse the Riverton air on this special night))

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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 21, 2006, 06:31:50 pm
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 21, 2006, 06:34:50 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/static.gif)

** sorry for the interruption but thought some clarity was needed on electrical current. **
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Post by: louisev on October 21, 2006, 06:58:11 pm
(http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/3008/brokebackmtn2117qk2.jpg)

((Their jouncing having come to a temporary halt, ENNIS  lights up a cigarette and snuggles up with Jack, enjoying the Pause that Refreshes...


or is that Coca-Cola? ))
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 21, 2006, 07:06:46 pm
THE BED IN ROOM 24:

Well, to tell the truth Billy, they haven't said much.  They been too busy trying to get untangled and dry.  Right now they seem to be resting along with our buddies here.  Sure hate to disturb 'em now.  Though they got a first hand look at all the action.  Befored they get tossed, I'm gonna make sure they give us all the dirty details.

BOB the Motel Siesta BEDSHEET:

**Wooeee!! MATTY? BILLY? How y'all doing down there? Darn it, ah feel like a wrung out warshrag! An' poor PETEY the Hotel Siesta PILLOWCASE's still recoverin' from all the bite marks! Darn near tore up his thread count they did...

Gotta tell ya though, that JBB's bin doin' a fine job attendin' ta that young cowboy's butt. Feels real soft against ma cotton weave. It's a sweet life...**
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 21, 2006, 08:12:29 pm
((The laundromat stank of lotion and mothballs and weft and Sheep Pee whiskey, of old undergarments and sour milk, leather trim, shit stains and cheap detergent. JBB lay spread flat, spent and sticky, breathing deep, still half tube-escent, TERRY CLOTH blowing forceful soap powder clouds like big loops, and TERRY said, "Christ, it got a be all that time a yours on YOUNG JACK's butt makes it so goddamn good."

"I didn't know where in the hell you was," said JBB. "Four effen years. I was about give up on you. I figured you was sore about that punch you had ta clean up at Owlma's party. Don't know if ya ever got that postcard I sent. I was over in Pays de la Lotion with the folks. How I met Buneen. There's some serious money there. Her old man's got it. Got this warshin' machinery business - $100,000 industrial warsher-dryers, shit like that. Hates ma fuckin' guts though."

"L'Oreal didn't get you?", Terry said. A rumbling tumble drier sounded far to the east side of the laundromat, moving from the wall on it's 1200 rpm spin cycle.

"Naw. Too squeezed out. Got a crushed snap-shut lid. And a stress crack, the ridged flat end here. Even if you tape it you break it a little goddamn bit at a time. Arse smoothin' ain't what it was in ma daddy's day..."

TERRY brought his loops to JBB's lid and JBB took a hit from the soap powder, exhaled. "Sure as hell seem in one piece to me," said TERRY. "I like doin' it with owls, yeah, but Jesus H., ain't nothin' like this. I never had no thoughts a doin' it with another lotion except I sure got wrang out a hunderd times when I was think' about you. You do it with any other textiles? JBB?"

"Shit no," said JBB, who had been slathering more than arses, not emoliating his own. "You know that. Old Broken Arse got us good and it sure ain't over. We gotta work out what the fuck we're goin' a do now."))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 21, 2006, 08:55:53 pm
Time Out to Roll His Own!
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/TexasCowboyRollingCig1934.jpg)
A West Texas Working Cowboy, Rear View
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Post by: alec716 on October 21, 2006, 09:11:18 pm
((The laundromat stank of lotion and mothballs and weft and Sheep Pee whiskey, of old undergarments and sour milk, leather trim, shit stains and cheap detergent. JBB lay spread flat, spent and sticky, breathing deep, still half tube-escent, TERRY CLOTH blowing forceful soap powder clouds like big loops, and TERRY said, "Christ, it got a be all that time a yours on YOUNG JACK's butt makes it so goddamn good."

"I didn't know where in the hell you was," said JBB. "Four effen years. I was about give up on you. I figured you was sore about that punch you had ta clean up at Owlma's party. Don't know if ya ever got that postcard I sent. I was over in Pays de la Lotion with the folks. How I met Buneen. There's some serious money there. Her old man's got it. Got this warshin' machinery business - $100,000 industrial warsher-dryers, shit like that. Hates ma fuckin' guts though."

"L'Oreal didn't get you?", Terry said. A rumbling tumble drier sounded far to the east side of the laundromat, moving from the wall on it's 1200 rpm spin cycle.

"Naw. Too squeezed out. Got a crushed snap-shut lid. And a stress crack, the ridged flat end here. Even if you tape it you break it a little goddamn bit at a time. Arse smoothin' ain't what it was in ma daddy's day..."

TERRY brought his loops to JBB's lid and JBB took a hit from the soap powder, exhaled. "Sure as hell seem in one piece to me," said TERRY. "I like doin' it with owls, yeah, but Jesus H., ain't nothin' like this. I never had no thoughts a doin' it with another lotion except I sure got wrang out a hunderd times when I was think' about you. You do it with any other textiles? JBB?"

"Shit no," said JBB, who had been slathering more than arses, not emoliating his own. "You know that. Old Broken Arse got us good and it sure ain't over. We gotta work out what the fuck we're goin' a do now."))


TERRY CLOTH:

**  That summer, when we split up after we got paid out I had weft cramps so bad I pulled a thread out and tried to puke, thought I got a bad spray starch at that dry cleaners in Dubois.  Took me about a year a figure out it was that I shouldn't a let you out a my loops.  Too late then by a long, long while.  **

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Post by: saucycobblers on October 21, 2006, 09:24:12 pm

TERRY CLOTH:

**  That summer, when we split up after we got paid out I had weft cramps so bad I pulled a thread out and tried to puke, thought I got a bad spray starch at that dry cleaners in Dubois.  Took me about a year a figure out it was that I shouldn't a let you out a my loops.  Too late then by a long, long while.  **



JBB:

**TERRY," said JBB. "We got us a fuckin situation here. Got a figure out what to do."
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Post by: alec716 on October 21, 2006, 09:48:48 pm
JBB:

**TERRY," said JBB. "We got us a fuckin situation here. Got a figure out what to do."


TERRY CLOTH:

** I doubt there's no warsh we can do now.  What I'm sayin, JBB, I ironed out a life in those years.  Love my little fledglings.  OWLMA?  It ain't her fault.  You got your baby and bunny, that airport in Chicago.  You and me can't hardly be decent together if what happened back there --

(( TERRY CLOTH jerks his head in the direction of the PenteCostCo.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

** grabs on your cap and my warp like that.  We do that in the wrong aisle we'll be dead.  There's no sale tag on this one.  It scares the suds out a me.  **
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 21, 2006, 10:32:57 pm
JACK

%% When I drove up t’ yer place, I was still kind a afraid that maybe you’d jest want a go down t’ the bar an’ get a beer or somethin’. Oh gawd, Ennis, thought you’d a never want t’ see me again after that sucker punch you threw me on Brokeback. I took sech a chance sendin’ that card but I could’t live without you no more. Two words on a 15 cent postcard – “you bet!” – sweetest words I ever heared in m’life. An’ seein’ you at the top of them stairs… Hell I’d been hard fer half the trip but when I saw you, din’t think it was possible but I got harder still. Nothin’, not nothin’ has made my heart soar the way it did when you was lookin’ at me from the top o’ those stairs. I knew you felt the same as me. %%
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 21, 2006, 10:34:30 pm
Jack

%% I remember ‘xactly how you looked when I realized I was in love with you. %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Hmm_Ennis.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on October 21, 2006, 11:14:51 pm
ALMA~

**Meanwhile back at home Alma makes herself a drink while the girls are watching 'THE WIZARD OF OZ '    Alma can't get the vision of Ennis and Jack out of her head**

%% I wonder where they went? This is not good. What about Me?  Where do I fit in if Ennis loves him instaed of me? What will I do? Where will I go?


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/dame%20edna/edna3.jpg)

DAME EDNA:

ALMA, possum, have you seen what your hair looks like?

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/dame%20edna/alma3.jpg)

Obviously, you haven't, or you would not have let a movie camera anywhere near you.  Please don't let the impending collapse of one teensy little marriage take your glamour-girl soul to hell.  All the RANDOM DIVAS are here for you.  And to show our support, we have given you a scholarship to DAME EDNA'S FINISHING SCHOOL FOR INTERNATIONAL MEGASTARS in Brisbane!  Pack up, possum, you've got a plane to catch!
 
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Post by: alec716 on October 21, 2006, 11:47:15 pm

(( DAME EDNA rings Les Girls to let them know that she has announced the scholarship winner for this year.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/dame%20edna/edna2.jpg)


DAME EDNA:

Hello, BERNADETTE, FELICIA, MITZI!  Get the winner's room ready!  I think she'll be on her way shortly!


BERNADETTE:

I think I'll need a drink to get through this ...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/priscilla9.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on October 22, 2006, 12:05:25 am
ALMA~

**Meanwhile back at home Alma makes herself a drink while the girls are watching 'THE WIZARD OF OZ '   

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/dame%20edna/edna12.jpg)

DAME EDNA:

Oh, good idea, possum, some movies will keep your little ones occupied while you travel to Brisbane to learn your way around a blush pot looking for the brush.  Why don't we leave those delightful little girls with these darling shows to watch. 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/woz.jpg)

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/berterniebbm3.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 12:47:17 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bb5177rwijpoo.jpg)

((With a few drinks Alma wants a smoke really bad. She remembers what Ennis said about the coat pocket. She searches and finds a funny looking cigaarerre and lights it up)).

%This is a funny looking cigarette. Oh well...%%

(Alma takes a hit drag off of the cigarette and feels really good))



%% wow this smells funny, what kind of tobacco is this?%%

((Alma feels really good for a moment and then starts to drift off))

%% My husband doesn't love me no more, my Ennis loves another, where will I go ...where will I go ..what , where.....%%



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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 12:58:24 am
ALMA~
(( drifts deeper and deeper and deeper))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/1679-2.jpg)(( and deeper))
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/60s20Party20Hangings20BlueSwirl-1.jpg)((And deeper))
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/rainbowm-1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 01:35:10 am
ALMA~

((Alma wakes with the baby in her arms. She's dressed differently, everything is different. She looks out into the beautiful blue sky))

%% where are we? we are not in Riverton anymore! that's for sure. I feel like singing%%

((music starts to swell)  And Alma starts to sing!!)).
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Dorothyqrty.jpg)
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/flying20monkeys-710837.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 01:47:16 am
Audience member~


(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/82_jan03_-_child_crying.png)



(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/crying.jpg)

**A guy in the hall**

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Crying_Man.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 02:10:51 am
ALMA~

((looks up to the sky and see's..))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/rainbowm8uio.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/rainbowmhjk.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on October 22, 2006, 02:23:32 am
((With a few drinks Alma wants a smoke really bad. She remembers what Ennis said about the coat pocket. She searches and finds a funny looking cigaarerre and lights it up)).

%This is a funny looking cigarette. Oh well...%%

(Alma takes a hit drag off of the cigarette and feels really good))

%% wow this smells funny, what kind of tobacco is this?%%

((Alma feels really good for a moment and then starts to drift off))



ERNIE:

ALMA, don't smoke that strange cigarette.  It's dangerous and bad for you, and I ain't tokin'.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/berternie/1143155934.jpg)

BERT:

Yes, ERNIE, actually you are.
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Post by: Daniel on October 22, 2006, 03:31:58 am
Jack

%% I remember ‘xactly how you looked when I realized I was in love with you. %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Hmm_Ennis.jpg)


OLDER JACK'S INNER CHILD:

%%

Especially for you
I wanna let you know what I was going through
All the time we were apart I thought of you
You were in my heart
My love never changed
I still feel the same.

Especially for you
I wanna tell you I was feeling that way too
And if dreams were wings, you know
I would have flown to you
To be where you are
No matter how far
And now that I'm next to you

No more dreaming about tomorrow
Forget the loneliness and sorrow
I've got to say it's all because of you

And now we're back together, together
I wanna show you my heart is oh so true
And all the love I have is especially for you

Especially for you
I wanna tell you, you mean all the world to me
How I'm certain that our love was meant to be
You changed my life, you showed me the way
And now I'm next to you

I've waited long enough to find you
I wanna put all the hurt behind you
And I wanna bring out the love inside you, oh and

Now we're back together, together
I wanna show you my heart is oh so true
And all the love I have is especially for you

You were in my heart
My love never changed
And now that I'm next to you
No more dreaming about tomorrow
Forget the loneliness and sorrow
I've got to say it's all because of you.

-Kylie Minogue, "Especially For You" %%
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 04:01:17 am
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/rainbowmhjk.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/rainbowml.jpg)

((then appears the strangest, cutest thing Alma has ever seen))

%% What the...?.%%

((the bubble thing lands on the ground  and bubbles go everywhere!!))
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 04:14:37 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/rainbowmnpo.jpg)
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/LittleCowBoykiuy-1.jpg)
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/rainbowmn.jpg)

** with a brite lite so bright that Alma had to cover her eyes**


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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 04:28:52 am
Audience Members~

((Quickly put on the glasses that were supplied under everyones seat))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/audience-1.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Imax-audience-1.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/3DGlasses-1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 04:32:14 am
 
TO BE CONTINUED

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Post by: Mikaela on October 22, 2006, 08:10:31 am
MONROE:


Sleeping uneasily, MONROE once more jolts awake in the night.

** Was that the hooting of an owl I heard? Ain't no owls here in Riverton, far as I know. **

(( Gets out of bed and tip-toes uneasily to the window, looking out into the night ))

** Well, I've never....... **

(( Watches as a big bird of prey glides on silent wings through the night, hooting once as it goes, its dark shape outlined against the skies' blackness by the flickering lights from..... ))

WOW!!!

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/00000000000000000000000000rainlight.jpg)


** Every natural phenomenon - all at once! Spooky! And all of it centering on that dilapidated old motel at the outskirts of town?  ??? **

(( Shudders slightly in the cold draft from the window))

%% I must be asleep still, and dreaming. I'll be seeing soap bubble men floating by next! Alma, doing cartwheels and handstands dressed in silk and feathers! Better get myself back into bed pronto! %%

(( Hurries back under the warm quilt. Closes eyed determinedly))

%% Once this strange night comes to an end, I'll cook myself the best 5-course meal ever. I feel so very alone all of a sudden. I need something delicious to cheer me up. %%
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 22, 2006, 11:13:05 am
Jack

%% I admit I had m' fantasies about Ennis over the last 4 years... %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Ennis_fantasy2.jpg)    (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Ledger_as_Casanova.jpg)


%% ... about Ennis's sword in my sheath. %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Ennis_fantasy.jpg)

 ** gang - I'm sorry - I'm weak. I couldn't stay away from my photo addiction   :-\  **
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Post by: louisev on October 22, 2006, 11:27:43 am
ENNIS:

((Enjoying the cigarette almost as much as he just enjoyed Jack...))

(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7636/brokebackmtn2153du5.jpg)

Whoo wee... Jesus H.... doin it with women just ain't the same....
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Post by: alec716 on October 22, 2006, 11:29:15 am

As the strange cosmic bubble falls to earth, it looks down and sees...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/re_03013_m.jpg)

If only either JACK or ENNIS would disentangle limbs from the other's and look out the window of their room, said sheep herder would be surprised to see a solitary figure standing outside...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/siesta-motel-thumbnail.jpg)

who upon closer inspection just may be

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/motel.jpg)

JACK'S FATHER, who wunders whut the hell his son's pickup truck is doing parked here.

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Post by: Ellemeno on October 22, 2006, 12:49:05 pm
UNCLE HAROLD

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/motel.jpg)

((Sighs))

%% This old hotel might look delapidated to some fancy Norwegian with superlative English skills, but to me, it brings up my best memories - jouncin' with my darlin' so long, long ago %%

My darlin after tusslin together up on Brokeback in August snow
(http://www.hollywoodskinny.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/cousineddie.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on October 22, 2006, 12:57:59 pm
UNCLE HAROLD

%% I've got more reveries comn' %%

My darlin' the first time I saw him, dressed up so fine, in The Last Picture Show by Larry McMurtry.  We were young men then , with all of it before us...
(http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes5/LastPictureShow23.jpeg)


But he always did have that hot temper
(http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes22/ChistmasVacation36.jpeg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 22, 2006, 02:44:35 pm
TERRY CLOTH:

** I doubt there's no warsh we can do now.  What I'm sayin, JBB, I ironed out a life in those years.  Love my little fledglings.  OWLMA?  It ain't her fault.  You got your baby and bunny, that airport in Chicago.  You and me can't hardly be decent together if what happened back there --

(( TERRY CLOTH jerks his head in the direction of the PenteCostCo.  ))

TERRY CLOTH:

** grabs on your cap and my warp like that.  We do that in the wrong aisle we'll be dead.  There's no sale tag on this one.  It scares the suds out a me.  **

JBB:

**Got to tell you, TERRY, maybe the HIGH PRIESTESS seen us that summer. I was back there the next June, thinkin' about goin back - I didn't, YOUNG JACK lit out for Texas instead - and DIRCTOR RAYMILLE's in the office and he says to me, he says, "You sacred relics found a way to make the time pass up there, didn't you," and I give him a look but when I went out I seen he had a big-ass pair a sacred binoculars hangin off his director's chair with 'RAYMILLE (SIR)' written across the back."

JBB neglected to add that DIRECTOR RAYMILLE had leaned back in his plush leather castin' couch, said, JBB, you relics wasn't gettin paid to leave actors attend to their own ablutions while you stemmed the rose-scented laundry detergent, and declined to rehire him. JBB went on, "Yeah, that little punch a yours at OWLMA's party surprised me. I never figured you to throw a dirty fruit punch when you knew you'd have ta clean it up."**
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Post by: alec716 on October 22, 2006, 03:15:15 pm
JBB:

**Got to tell you, TERRY, maybe the HIGH PRIESTESS seen us that summer. I was back there the next June, thinkin' about goin back - I didn't, YOUNG JACK lit out for Texas instead - and DIRCTOR RAYMILLE's in the office and he says to me, he says, "You sacred relics found a way to make the time pass up there, didn't you," and I give him a look but when I went out I seen he had a big-ass pair a sacred binoculars hangin off his director's chair with 'RAYMILLE (SIR)' written across the back."

JBB neglected to add that DIRECTOR RAYMILLE had leaned back in his plush leather castin' couch, said, JBB, you relics wasn't gettin paid to leave actors attend to their own ablutions while you stemmed the rose-scented laundry detergent, and declined to rehire him. JBB went on, "Yeah, that little punch a yours at OWLMA's party surprised me. I never figured you to throw a dirty fruit punch when you knew you'd have ta clean it up."**



TERRY CLOTH:

**  I come up under my brother K.E., a hand towel bigger'n me, hit me with the spot remover every day.  Dad got tired a me come bawlin in the linen closet and when I was about six he sits me down and says, TERRY, you got a problem and you got a fix it or it's gonna be with you until you're niney cents and K.E.'s ninety-three cents in the clearance bin.  Well, I said, he's fluffier 'n me.  Dad says, you got to spray-starch him unawares, don't say nothin to him, make him feel some steam jets, get the wrinkles out fast and keep doin it until he holds a crease.  Nothin like hurtin somebody to make him hear good.  So I did.  I got him on the towel rack, jumped him on the clothesline, come over to his pillow case girlfriend's hope chest in the night while he was sleepin and ironed him down good.   Took about two cans a spray starch.  Never had trouble with K.E. since.  The lesson was, don't say nothin and get it over with quick.  **

((  A dryer buzzer rang in the next room, buzzed on and on, stopped abruptly in mid-buzz.  ))
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 22, 2006, 03:44:17 pm

TERRY CLOTH:

**  I come up under my brother K.E., a hand towel bigger'n me, hit me with the spot remover every day.  Dad got tired a me come bawlin in the linen closet and when I was about six he sits me down and says, TERRY, you got a problem and you got a fix it or with you until you're niney cents and K.E.'s ninety-three cents in the clearance bin.  Well, I said, he's fluffier 'n me.  Dad says, you got to spray-starch him unawares, don't say nothin to him, make him feel some steam jets, get the wrinkles out fast and keep doin it until he holds a crease.  Nothin like hurtin somebody to make him hear good.  So I did.  I got him on the towel rack, jumped him on the clothesline, come over to his pillow case girlfriend's hope chest in the night while he was sleepin and ironed him down good.   Took about two cans a spray starch.  Never had trouble with K.E. since.  The lesson was, don't say nothin and get it over with quick.  **

((  A dryer buzzer rang in the next room, buzzed on and on, stopped abruptly in mid-buzz.  ))


JBB:

**You won't catch me again. Listen. I'm thinkin, tell you what, if you and me had a little cosmetics counter in Pentecost Co together, little facial and exfoliation operation, your handtowels, it'd be some sweet life. Like i said, I'm gettin out a YOUNG JACK's pocket. I ain't no broke-ridge smoother but I don't got the bucks a slide out this pool a lanolin I'm in and I don't got the tubing a keep gettin squeezed. I got it figured, got this plan, TERRY, how we can do it, you and me. Buneen's old man, you bet he'd give me a squirt if I'd get lost. Already more or less said it..."
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Post by: alec716 on October 22, 2006, 05:27:00 pm
JBB:

**You won't catch me again. Listen. I'm thinkin, tell you what, if you and me had a little cosmetics counter in Pentecost Co together, little facial and exfoliation operation, your handtowels, it'd be some sweet life. Like i said, I'm gettin out a YOUNG JACK's pocket. I ain't no broke-ridge smoother but I don't got the bucks a slide out this pool a lanolin I'm in and I don't got the tubing a keep gettin squeezed. I got it figured, got this plan, TERRY, how we can do it, you and me. Buneen's old man, you bet he'd give me a squirt if I'd get lost. Already more or less said it..."


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Whoa, whoa, whoa.  It ain't gonna be that way.  We can't.  I'm stuck with the weave I got, caught in my own loop.  Can't get out of it.  JBB, I don't want a be like them lavender an' lilac-hued bathtowels you see around sometime.  And I don't want a be dyed.  There was these two old towels folded together down in the basement linen chest, Teal and Puce -- Dad would pass a remark when he seen them.  They was a joke even though they was pretty tough old textiles.  I was what, nine years old and they found Teal dead in the sump pump drain.  They'd took a steam iron to him, scorched him up, drug him around by his care instruction tag until it pulled off, just bloody pulp.  What the steam iron done looked like pieces a burned dryer sheets all over him, hem tore up from skiddin on gravel.  **
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 22, 2006, 06:10:33 pm

TERRY CLOTH:

**  Whoa, whoa, whoa.  It ain't gonna be that way.  We can't.  I'm stuck with the weave I got, caught in my own loop.  Can't get out of it.  JBB, I don't want a be like them lavender an' lilac-hued bathtowels you see around sometime.  And I don't want a be dyed.  There was these two old towels folded together down in the basement linen chest, Teal and Puce -- Dad would pass a remark when he seen them.  They was a joke even though they was pretty tough old textiles.  I was what, nine years old and they found Teal dead in the sump pump drain.  They'd took a steam iron to him, scorched him up, drug him around by his care instruction tag until it pulled off, just bloody pulp.  What the steam iron done looked like pieces a burned dryer sheets all over him, hem tore up from skiddin on gravel.  **


JBB:

**You seen that?**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 22, 2006, 07:22:01 pm
Jack

**  Jack recalls some afternoon delight **

WARNING     WARNING     WARNING     WARNING     WARNING     WARNING

You are about to view GRAPHIC content. Mature audiences only.
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 22, 2006, 07:22:51 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/etch_a_sketch.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 22, 2006, 07:54:56 pm
Jack

%% Felt like it took two hours to drive from Ennis’s place to this motel but Ennis said t'was only 10 minutes away after we pick up the whiskey. I could hardly breathe I was so excited to be with him again. Couldn’t hardly swallow nor keep m’ hands off a him but knew I had to - else we’d be at each other in the truck and prob’ly have a wreck. Seemed like all sense went clean out a m’ head and all the blood went straight to m’ dick.  I can barely remember goin’ in to the clerk an’ payin’ fer the room but I do remember ‘xactly how Ennis looked on that bed. %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/heath_at_Siesta_Model.jpg)

%% I was tremblin’ like a run-out horse just bein’ near him. Couldn't hardly wait. Twisted open the cap on the whiskey bottle, took a long swallow then handed it to Ennis who did the same. About 2 seconds later we both had our clothes off an' were jouncin’ the bed. Later, much later when we was enjoyin’ a cigarette, I had to tell him. %%

Christ, it got a be all that time a yours ahorseback makes it so goddamn good.

%%  Aint’ never felt that way with Lureen, nor any other girl fer that matter. %%
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Post by: louisev on October 22, 2006, 08:00:55 pm
ENNIS:

I didn't think I was gonna hear from you again.  I thought you was sore about that punch.


((Takes another drag on that deeee licious cigarette.))

(http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/5411/brokebackmtn2117gm1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 22, 2006, 08:58:58 pm
Jack

It got a be all that time a yours ahorseback makes it so goddamn good

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Ennis_on_horse.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 09:19:30 pm
ALMA~

** meanwhile somewhere under the rainbow**

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bb5801str-1.jpg)

((Alma still can't believe her eyes but manages to speak))

Who are you? What are you?

FAIRY GODFATHER~

Hey kid I'm your fairy Godfather! Don't yea recognize me? Then again how  could you. The big guy justi assigned me to your case today. As a matter of fact your my first case! ..... So the boss tells me your having a bad day.

ALMA~

Why yes I am .I caught m....    .

FAIRY GODFATHER~

((Interrupts))

Yeah its been a rough one for me too.." I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my lunchpail  and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom  Yeah I can't get no respect'

ALMA~

Well that doesn't sound too bad! I saw my husband  kissing a man today.

Fairy Godfather~

You think thats bad ,One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early." What do I have to do to get some respect around here.





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Post by: Daniel on October 22, 2006, 09:28:49 pm
ENNIS:

I didn't think I was gonna hear from you again.  I thought you was sore about that punch.


((Takes another drag on that deeee licious cigarette.))

(http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/5411/brokebackmtn2117gm1.jpg)

CONFUSED AUDIENCE MEMBER:

**What punch?**
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 09:48:41 pm
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/LittleCowBoykiuyiyt.jpg)

(( watching her fairy Godfather go on and on about his problems finally says))

I think you have alot to learn about being a fairy Godfather. Your suppose to listen to my problems and help me, not  the other way around!
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 10:02:13 pm
Fairy Godfather~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bb5801str-2.jpg)

Ok kid  sorry I do have alot of bad memories myself. I said to my psychiatrist  the other day...

((ALMA covers her ears and starts to walk away))

OK kid come back. I will give you some advice.

((Alma comes back ))
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 10:20:14 pm
Fairy Godfather

Ok kid the way I see it is you got three men in your life right now. One that your married to. One that your threatened by. And one who loves you.

((Show's Alma this Image))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/WizardofOzddd-1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 10:24:21 pm
ALMA~

That's my Ennis his friend Jack and that's Monroe whom  I work for!! What does this mean??
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 10:35:39 pm
FAIRY  GODFATHER~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bb5801str-1.jpg)

That you will have to figure out for yourself. And you will.Hey listen kid I gotta go, but you call me and I will be beside you every step of the way! Maybe youll be the one that will give me some respect!

((With that the bubble started to form around him again ))

Oh kid one more piece of advice. stay as far away from this one that you can!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/ozshutdown-1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 22, 2006, 10:44:51 pm
FAIRY GODFATHER~

(( Then he flooted up into the sky and just before he was out of sight he turned and said))

Hey kid I almost forgot! I brought you a gift. Yeah the boss keeps the key hidden from me or I  could a brought some hard stuff, but so much for respect

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/rainbowmlkut-1.jpg)

((throws the bannanas in Almas lap and disappears))

(( With that Alma wakes up))
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 23, 2006, 01:00:12 am
Earlier that evening in Vegas Chickara performed to a full house at THE CHICKEN RANCH. Harry was there dressed to the hilt.  And enjoyed the after hour booty call.

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/chickenranch.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/103-0378_IMGt.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/chicken01a.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Dancing_Chickens.jpg)
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Post by: alec716 on October 23, 2006, 02:17:25 am
JBB:

**You seen that?**


TERRY CLOTH:

**  Dad made sure I seen it.  Took me to see it.  Me and K.E.  Dad laughed about it.  Hell, for all I know he done the starching.  If he was alive and was to put his warp in that door right now you bet he'd go get his steam iron.  A warshrag and a tube a lotion livin together?  No way.  All I can see is we get together once in a while way the hell out in the back a Harrod's--  **

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Post by: saucycobblers on October 23, 2006, 01:53:34 pm

TERRY CLOTH:

**  Dad made sure I seen it.  Took me to see it.  Me and K.E.  Dad laughed about it.  Hell, for all I know he done the starching.  If he was alive and was to put his warp in that door right now you bet he'd go get his steam iron.  A warshrag and a tube a lotion livin together?  No way.  All I can see is we get together once in a while way the hell out in the back a Harrod's--  **



JBB:

**How much is once in a while? Once in a while ever four effen years?**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 23, 2006, 07:24:59 pm
Jack

Christ it was such a relief to be with Ennis in that motel, makin’ as much noise as I wanted, not tryin’ to hide it. Weren’t no one around and even if there were don’t reckon I give a damn the need for that sweet release was so strong inside a me. We done it three times a’ready and I was wrung dry but I could go again. I only jus’ wish I could a taken a snap shot of Ennis on that motel bed.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Heath_at_Siesta3.jpg)
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Post by: louisev on October 23, 2006, 07:34:14 pm
ENNIS:

((Nudges Jack.))

Hey.  You want ta go again?

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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 23, 2006, 08:00:09 pm
Jack

You bet.
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 23, 2006, 08:03:18 pm
** The room stank of whiskey and . . .

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Whiskey_Explorers.jpg)      other things . . .  **
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 23, 2006, 08:06:57 pm
>> COMMERCIAL BREAK     COMMERCIAL BREAK     COMMERCIAL BREAK     COMMERCIAL BREAK    COMMERCIAL BREAK     COMMERCIAL BREAK<<

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/sp_cowboy_main.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 23, 2006, 08:14:57 pm
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/motel1.jpg)
 We got to talk about this.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/motel2.jpg)
 Swear to god I didn't know we was goin a get into this again --
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 23, 2006, 08:17:33 pm
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/motel3.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/motel4.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/motel5.jpg)
-- yeah I did. Why I'm here. I fuckin' knew it.
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 23, 2006, 08:19:07 pm
Jack
Redlined all the way, couldn't get here fast enough
 (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ist2_852409_350z_tach_at_redline.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on October 23, 2006, 11:01:50 pm
(http://jmk.smugmug.com/photos/1856906-L.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on October 23, 2006, 11:06:46 pm
(http://www.2nashville.com/images/2nas25s.jpg)
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Post by: louisev on October 24, 2006, 04:30:15 am
ENNIS:

((Puffing on a fresh cigarette))


(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7636/brokebackmtn2153du5.jpg)

Uh... yeah.  Tell ya the truth, I wasn't sure I'd ever hear from ya again.  Army didn't get ya?
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Post by: magicmountain on October 24, 2006, 10:11:39 am
Well yeah, for a moment there I think it did!

(http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/images4/jarhead.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on October 24, 2006, 10:57:04 pm

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/Siesta.jpg)

NOW

Out of your whole life give but a moment!
All of your life that has gone before,
All to come after it,---so  you ignore
So you make perfect the present,---condense,
In a rapture of rage, for perfection's endowment,
Thought and feeling and soul and sense---
Merged in a moment which gives me at last
You around me for once, you beneath me, above me---
Me---sure that despite of time future, time past,---
This tick of our life-time's one moment, you love me!
How long such suspension may linger?  Ah, sweet---
The moment eternal---just that and no more---
When ecstacy's utmost we clutch at the core
While cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut and lips meet!

---Robert Browning
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Post by: Brown Eyes on October 25, 2006, 12:12:15 am
**meanwhile, outside the Siesta... the full moon shines down with approval.**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyGXP4z5Fc00A6ACjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=120s3tj6f/EXP=1161835855/**http%3a//www.buckstar.com/images/full_moon.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 25, 2006, 09:20:44 pm
Jack

Nah, army din't get me, too busted up.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/bullriding3.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 25, 2006, 09:27:13 pm
Jack

Rodeoin' ain't what it was in m' daddy's time

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/bullriding.jpg) (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/BullRiding2.jpg)   

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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 25, 2006, 09:48:30 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/bullridingequipment.jpg)
Professional Bull Rider Equipment
1. Protective Vest
The protective vest absorbs shock, and dissipates it over a larger area. After a ride, you'll often see a cowboy put something into the front pocket of his vest. He is usually putting away his mouth guard.
2. Rosin
A sticky substance that provides the cowboy with a little extra grip.
3. Glove
Cowboys wear a glove only on their riding hand. The glove is made of thick yet soft leather, and protects a cowboy's hand. The glove usually bears the initials of the athlete over the wrist. The cowboys actually tape the gloves onto their hands, since the force of the bull and the friction of the rope could easily tear a glove off during a ride.
4. Bull Rope
The bull rope is what the bull rider hangs on to throughout the ride. Most cowboys run the rope through the pinky or index finger. Some exceptions use a "suicide" wrap which is harder to get out of, increasing the chances a rider will get hung up in his rope.
5. Boots
The boots the cowboys ride in have a special heel which helps the spurs to stay in place. Some cowboys wear the traditional pull-on boot, while others prefer those that lace up to fit the foot snuggly.
6. Cowboy Hat
Wearing a cowboy hat is not only traditional, it is practical as well. A hat offers a layer of protection between the cowboy's skull and a sharp hoof.
7. Flankstrap
The flankstrap is the rope that goes around the bull's midsection. Its purpose is to enhance the natural bucking motion of a bull and to encourage the animal to extend its hind legs when trying to get his rider on the ground. A common misperception is this strap irritates or is tied to the bull's testicles! This is simply not true. The flank strap never covers or goes around a bull’s genitals, and no sharp or foreign objects are ever placed inside the flank strap to agitate the animal.
8. Chaps
Each PBR athlete wears distinct chaps. Chaps may be flashy, but they also offer an added layer of protection against a bull's horns and hoofs.
9. Spurs
Bull riding spurs help the cowboy stay in position on a bull. The rowels (the wheel-like part of the spur) are dull so they don't or cut the bull’s hide, which is seven times thicker than a human’s skin. You will often see a cowboy "spurring" a bull. This is often done when a cowboy is in control of the ride and is looking for a few extra "style" points from the judges.
10. Athletic Cup
Hard to believe, but not one PBR athlete wears one! A cowboy will often wear a pair of tight spandex bicycle style shorts under his Wranglers, but no cup. Apparently wearing a cup during bull riding is just plain uncomfortable!
 

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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 25, 2006, 09:56:18 pm
Wranglers . . .
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/bbmRodeoJack.jpg)
. . .  what's underneath the wranglers
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/jake-spandex-butt.jpg)


and what's underneath that...
censored   censored   censored   XXX   censored   censored   censored   XXX

(this is a FAMILY thread!) ::)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 25, 2006, 10:03:51 pm
Jack

Son of a bitch, Ennis, take a couple days off. Right now. Get us out a here. Throw your stuff in the back a my truck and let's get up in the mountains. Couple a days. Come on, Ennis, put that cigarette out and tell Alma you're goin.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/ashtray.gif)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 25, 2006, 10:06:44 pm
Jack

This ain't no little thing that's happenin here!
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/bbmRodeoJack.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 26, 2006, 02:17:18 pm
ALMA~

((Suddenly awakes from her dream))

Oh my! What happened? What time is it? What a crazy dream!!.

((Alma and Jenny were already up running around eating banannas)

%% Last I remember they were watching television last night, and I smoked Ennis's funny cigarette...%%

Ennis! are you here?

%% Oh no! he didn't come home! Where is he? He spent the night with him! This can't be good. It's 7 o'clock and Ennis has to be to work soon. I'd better get this mess cleaned up.%%

((Alma hurry's and cleans the the glasses and wipes off the table. notices the banannas))

%% What the...?   Dont have time to think of that right now!%%

((Hurrys and makes a pot of coffee and brings two empty cups to the table))

%% . This morning the three of us are going to sit down and have a cup of coffee and straighten this thing out!! I don't care if Ennis has to go into work late!  I am going to lay down the law today! This thing they got going on, is going no further!%%

(( Alma has a cup of coffee while she waits for them to get back and thinks about what she's going to say to them .))

%% Oh my head hurts! i just wish I didn't  get into it so much last night %%


(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bb5177rwfg-4.jpg)




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Post by: Arad-3 on October 26, 2006, 08:06:17 pm
Commercial Break


Rough night? Have a little too much to drink? Head hurt? Sour stomach? Tired? Achy? Feeling bad just reading these symptoms? Sounds like a hangover.

It may help you feel better to know that the symptoms commonly referred to as a "hangover" aren't necessarily a result of excessive drinking. For many people it can take no more than a late night with one or two drinks, funny cigarettes, husband out with another man and a crazy dream to cause minor aches and pains with fatigue or drowsiness the next morning
 
PLOP PLOP  FIZZ FIZZ....OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!   PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ..OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 26, 2006, 09:08:53 pm
Intermission    Intermission    Intermission

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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 26, 2006, 09:21:50 pm

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/constandpopcorn1.jpg) (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/constandraisinets.jpg) (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/constandsoftdrink1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 26, 2006, 09:37:24 pm
Some Audience members step outside and discuss the show

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Intermission.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on October 26, 2006, 09:44:39 pm
Some try to get autographs from the cast.

(http://www.udel.edu/alumni/events/shelia_photo_album/images/shelia120205.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on October 27, 2006, 12:02:33 am
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bellestar.jpg)

LUREEN grants a few photo ops

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkaRed.jpg)

And the HIGH PRIESTESS graciously consents to another book-signing session
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 27, 2006, 01:22:20 pm
i am so excited for the next act to start!
 i hope i'm in it, are ewe?                                (http://www.nutrocker.co.uk/images/60x60/sheep.gif)
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Post by: Arad-3 on October 27, 2006, 02:15:02 pm
And Alma jr makes a new friend during intermission!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/kidskissing.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on October 27, 2006, 03:16:11 pm
UNCLE HAROLD

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/motel.jpg)

((Sighs))

%% This old hotel might look delapidated to some fancy Norwegian with superlative English skills, but to me, it brings up my best memories - jouncin' with my darlin' so long, long ago %%

My darlin after tusslin together up on Brokeback in August snow
(http://www.hollywoodskinny.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/cousineddie.jpg)

JOE AGUIRRE
%%And, down below Brokeback Mountain, in a choky little trailer filled with blue cigarette smoke and butt-filled ashtrays, a lone foreman lowers his newspaper and tips his chair back, thinkin about a young man named Hal who he hasn't seen in many years. He always meant to reunite with Hal, in fact he was redlining it to Lightning Flat one day back in '42, when the Army got him before he could make it there...%%
(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-8/1210035/Jackring.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 27, 2006, 07:12:08 pm
(http://blog.oneamericacommittee.com/images/user/4752/Elizabeth_dole___animated_clapping.gif)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 27, 2006, 07:42:01 pm
<<  The Psychotic Psychic Predicts  .  . .  a great show!  >>
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/fengsuitad.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 27, 2006, 07:44:18 pm
** The actors prepare to go back on stage for the next act by going over their lines, **

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/normal_004.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 27, 2006, 07:46:03 pm
**  and getting into their costumes.  ** 
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/motherclappsmollyhouse082001.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 27, 2006, 07:47:33 pm
**  Some in the audience eagerly await the next porn love scene.  **

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/theater_crowd_mbsp2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on October 27, 2006, 08:27:49 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy groans as he wakes up. He feels as though he has been sleeping for days and days. His moan is muffled, and he finds himself in complete darkness.))

** Mmm-mmff?**

%% Now what's going on? %%

((Guy found his arms tied behind his back and his legs tied to a chair he was sitting in: a gag in his mouth and some blindfold over his head. He tried to pull loose of the bindings, shook his head to remove the gag, but they were bound tightly.))

((For a moment, Guy felt like he would be very, very ill... he began to hyperventilate. Where was his briefcase???!!!))

%% Alright, calm down, Guy. You don't need your briefcase. You need to figure out where you are, what happened, and what we can do about it. %%

%% Right. I have no clue where I am. I'm bound to a chair, blindfolded, and gagged. %%

%% What happened? I had to get Lucise out of the bathroom. It's impossible to do anything with him in there with me. Well there was something we could do, but I was trying to get ready for the day, not do that.%%

%% Okay, spare the details. %%

%% Anyway, so I got him out of the bathroom. Got back to my facial scrub and shave. Looked in the mirror for a moment... I kind of went blank after that. %%

(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/210000/210212SXaW_w.jpg)

%% You are one sick person. %%

%% My medication ran out. %%

%% You do realize you're talking to yourself right. %%

%% Well you're only in my head, you don't count. %%
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Post by: Brown Eyes on October 27, 2006, 11:25:28 pm
**The sunshine decides to make a random appearance at the festivities taking place during the interlude...**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4I3zUJF.GcAeA.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12tj3c29l/EXP=1162092215/**http%3a//img1.travelblog.org/Photos/1878/20766/f/95451-Hello-sunshine-1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 28, 2006, 11:47:22 am
** The crowd . . . **
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/theater_crowd.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 28, 2006, 11:49:08 am
** starts to get a little impatient and demanding. **
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/clapping.gif)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 28, 2006, 11:51:02 am
Hey! That crowd is turning ugly!!
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/ugly.gif)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 28, 2006, 11:52:34 am
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/frankenstein4.jpg) (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/BOF2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 28, 2006, 11:54:17 am
Look out! They're trying to set fire to the stage set!!
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/mob.jpg)  (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Theatre_Shot.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on October 28, 2006, 12:16:25 pm
((The HIGH PRIESTESS, thinking on her feet, grabs the Sacred Bullhorn and whips into action))

**FREE CIDER AND DONUTS IN THE GREEN ROOM!!**

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/ciderdonuts2.jpg) (http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/ciderdonuts.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on October 28, 2006, 12:53:18 pm
((The lit torches are instantly extinguished.  The unruly mob descends upon the Green Room and makes quick work of the catered Halloween buffet originally intended for the Cast and Crew. 

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/pelicans.jpg)

After ordering several more truckloads of cider and donuts from Monroe, Meryl keeps the audience entertained with an impromptu recap of the story of BrokenArsed Mountain, paraphrased from FRiend Lee's account, with particular emphasis on her own adventures as an Extremely High Priestess.  As a result, she sells 240 more copies of her best-seller, High on BrokenArsed.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinkatwoguys.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on October 30, 2006, 12:11:01 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy groans as he wakes up. He feels as though he has been sleeping for days and days. His moan is muffled, and he finds himself in complete darkness.))

** Mmm-mmff?**

%% Now what's going on? %%

((Guy found his arms tied behind his back and his legs tied to a chair he was sitting in: a gag in his mouth and some blindfold over his head. He tried to pull loose of the bindings, shook his head to remove the gag, but they were bound tightly.))

.....


((Meanwhile .. Lucise has never been happier ..  he is having the time of his life ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/0b5f0b7e.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/f8673603.jpg)


))


%% 
Wait ...!  Is this a friggin dream??  ??? ..   NO, it can't be ..
All I know is that I've been in this trailer for weeks .. days, living THE life with my husband-to-be .. 
Let's just say that we have ... ummm.. cuddled .. yes, cuddled on every surface in this trailer ..  8)
Ahh.. this is the life .. These are some of the best weeks .. days of my fantastic, pretty-much-unemployed existence ..
Ahh...
%%

((Lucise rolls over contentedly and falls into a sweet slumber ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/4dd38a4b.jpg)

))

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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 30, 2006, 11:37:01 am
Jack

Z-Z-Z-Z-z-z-z-z Huh!? (snort) z-z-z-whuz'at? z-z-z-z Jes' lemme sleep a little longer, okay? z-z-z-z-z (snores happily)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 30, 2006, 11:47:14 am
Jack

%%  Jes' let me dream this beautiful dream a bein in bed with Ennis a little longer. Like about an hour...  %%


(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/thumb__017.jpg) AAaahhh!!!! Nightmare! Lemme try again. z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z- (snore, snort)

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Proof_kiss.jpg)
AAAAaahh! Aaarggh! Aaiii - (( wakes up in a cold sweat ))
Yikes!! That nightmare was even worse! Gonna try one more time. zz-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z- (snore, snort)

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/10681528.jpg) Ahhhh . . . that's better. C'mere loverboy, s'alright, s'alright, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 30, 2006, 05:58:36 pm
**  Some entertainment for you while the crew sets up the next scene.  **

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/paris-hilton-008.jpg)





**  of course some people think Paris Hilton sucks....  **
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/paris-hilton-sucks-707009.jpg) **  in which case we have some alternative entertainment  **

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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 30, 2006, 06:04:46 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Gina_trapeze.jpg) **  And she's doing it without a net!!  **
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 31, 2006, 12:00:48 am
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/rosie_riveter.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 31, 2006, 07:10:39 pm
Ladies & Gentlemen, Mares & Stallions, Geldings (sorry about that guys!)
Studs & Bitches may I have your attention!?

The final act tonight before we go to curtain is
Pit Bull Riding!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/pitbullriding.jpg)

((  big round of applause           big round of applause              big round of applause  ))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 31, 2006, 07:16:30 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/newstagecurtains.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 31, 2006, 07:40:47 pm
Chapter Five

Scene One: Inside the Siesta Motel (Jack & Ennis)
Scene Two: Closing the door to the room at the Siesta Motel (Jack)
Scene Three: Outside the Siesta Motel (Jack & Ennis)
Scene Four: Getting into Jack's fancy red & white truck (Jack & Ennis)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on October 31, 2006, 07:53:56 pm
** The crowd looks excited for the 5th chapter to start. **
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Halloween-crowd-shot.jpg)

voice over:
Ladies & gentlemen, mares & stallions, etc., we are excited here on the Performance Thread
because - and now this is just a rumor - but we MAY have a surprise appearance by Jack's Pants !!


(( hearty applause ))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 01, 2006, 11:37:55 am
Scene: inside the Seista Motel

Jack

C’mon Ennis, let’s go. As for what the hell other people do if this happens to them, I don’t give a flyin f*ck. Son of a whoreson b*tch, Ennis, take a couple days off. Right now. Get us out a here. Throw your stuff in the back a my truck and let’s get up in the mountains. Couple a days. Tell Alma you’re going.


%% You and Alma, that’s a life, hunh. %%

(( They put on their clothes and hats then exit the Siesta Motel. ))
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 02:02:15 pm
ALMA~

Alma still sitting at the kitchen table waiting and worring about Ennis. Goes over in her head what she's gonna say to them when they come iin and thinks about the strange dream she had.

%% that was so crazy. If that's suppose to be my fairy Godfather than I am in trouble! And what was the meaning of the "one that loves you"? That had to be Monroe. Does Monroe  love me?  Sure hope someone loves me. %%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bb5177rwfg-5.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 02:11:27 pm
ALMA~

%% I can't think about that right now. I just have to talk to Ennis and straighten this all out. I just don't understand whats going on. How could Ennis wanna be with a man? Why did he marry me if he did? Where the heck did those bananna's come from? %%

((Just then Alma hears footsteps running up the stairs))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2169-1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 02:40:14 pm
ALMA~


(( feeling a sense of relief that Ennis is home but notices that he's ignoring her tries to catch his eye as he walks right passed her))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2178.jpg)

%% stay calm, stay calm,  stay...what's he doing? %%
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 02:42:34 pm
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2179.jpg)


%% where's that Jack? We need to talk!%%

((Alma gets up and looks out the window))
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 02:46:07 pm
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2184.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 02:47:51 pm
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2186.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 02:58:42 pm
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Copyofindexe-1.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2201.jpg)



((Alma see's Jack at the truck waiting))

%% Son of a ....Where are they going now?%%

((feeling anxious and confused Alma looks at Ennis))
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 03:05:44 pm
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2203.jpg)

(( Ennis who is now in some sort of a rush looking for things finally says..))

Me and Jack are heading up to the mountains for a day or two. Do a little fishing.'

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 03:11:35 pm
ALMA~

(( feeling overwhelmed))

You know your friend could come inside , have a cup of coffee, we ain't poison or nothin!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtna03987orl.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 03:16:33 pm
ALMA~

(( Ennis replies to her with...)

"He's from Texas"

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2197.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 03:43:09 pm
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2206-1.jpg)


(( feelin frazzled,  just can't believe her ears))

%% I have got to keep them here!%%

What Texan's don't drink coffee?

((feeling desperate))

Well I can make him a cup of tea, or how about a cup of hot chocolate or a cup of...

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 03:45:59 pm
ALMA~
(( Ennis gave her a look that made this pops into her head, and she stops))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/gvbcd-5.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 03:53:46 pm
ALMA~

((Alma watches Ennis as he opens the hall closet and takes out his duffel bag and starts to pack))

%% He's really leaving !%%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2205.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 03:59:53 pm
ALMA~

** with one more desperate attempt to make him stay she says...**

You sure that foreman wont fire you for taking off?

%% he's the one you should of been kissing, maybe then I wouldnt have to work so hard %%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2200.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 04:19:12 pm
ALMA~

(( after Ennis gets his fishin rod and case out of the closet he says ...))


"That foreman owes me. I worked through a blizzard last Christmas remember?  Besides I'll only be gone for a couple days"

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2203.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 04:32:00 pm
COMMERCIAL BREAK   COMMERCIAL BREAK    COMMERCIAL BREAK   COMMERCIAL BREAK    COMMERCIAL BREAK

                                                         (http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/billy.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 01, 2006, 04:35:08 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/billy2.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on November 01, 2006, 05:14:49 pm
The Music Department uses the commercial break to get active again.

In eager anticipation of Jack's and Ennis' first fishing trip, the Palastorchester plays "Wochenend und Sonnenschein".
  ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/VordemAusflugKopie.jpg)

Wochenend und Sonnenschein
Wochenend und Sonnenschein
und dann mit dir im Wald allein,
weiter brauch ich nichts zum Glücklichsein:
Wochenend und Sonnenschein!

Über uns die Lerche zieht,
sie singt genau wie wir ein Lied.
Alle Vöglein stimmen fröhlich ein:
Wochenend und Sonnenschein!

Kein Auto, keine Chaussee
und niemand in unserer Näh!
Tief im Wald nur ich und du,
der Herrgott drückt ein Auge zu.
Denn er schenkt uns ja zum Glücklichsein
Wochenend und Sonnenschein!
Weekend and Sunshine
Weekend and sunshine
and then alone with you in the woods,
I don’t need anything else to be happy:
weekend and sunshine!

Above us the lark flies,
it sings a song just like us.
All birds join in happily:
weekend and sunshine!

No car, no street
and nobody near us!
Deep in the woods only me and you,
God turns a blind eye. 
After all he gives us to our happiness:
weekend and sunshine!
(Play me!)

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Post by: Pipedream on November 01, 2006, 05:35:51 pm
And John Denver jumps in with Annie's Ennis' Song!   :)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/JohnDenver.jpg)
(Play me!)
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Post by: Pipedream on November 01, 2006, 05:57:29 pm

The Bloodhound Gang are getting quite a bit more specific...
  ::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/TheBadTouch.jpg)
(Play me!)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 01, 2006, 10:56:59 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/oldtangad.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 01, 2006, 11:04:09 pm
Jack

**  Meanwhile, down below in the parking lot, Jack is thinking.  **

%%  Hmmm  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/red_white_truck.jpg)(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/red_white_truck2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 01, 2006, 11:08:08 pm
Jack~

%%                                                                                     %%
           (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Heath_at_Siesta2.jpg) 
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Post by: Brown Eyes on November 02, 2006, 12:14:27 am
FULL MOON checking in here...

**I've heard tell that NYC is the "city that never sleeps" so I'm off for a visit there for a long weekend... It sounds like the perfect place for a moon.**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMib8bklFUhQBJWWjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12qi4chtj/EXP=1162526844/**http%3a//www.naturalhistorymag.com/city_of_stars/images/21a_fullmoon.jpg)

**But, I'll leave behind a "moon in the mountains" in case I'm not back in time for the "prayer of thanks" camping trip.  As the Full Moon I feel that I really must be there to cast my shiny rays down on our boys.**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMilncElFUSoAaRajzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12fmtl4bd/EXP=1162527207/**http%3a//www.canmorealberta.com/gallery/rmo/images/photo8.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on November 02, 2006, 01:27:41 am
**As a temporary modicum, I am stepping in as Ennis until a more endowed performer can be discovered.**

ENNIS:

%% Wonder why all a sudden she's so interested in my career. Never was much before. %%

Well, best be headin' out. Gonna see if ah can't catch something nasty tasty with this pole.

((Ennis gathers up some more supplies and moves towards his fishing equipment, trying to evade the little woman following him, pestering him with all those questions and delays.))

Second thought, Alma, get some ah that coffee in a thermos; take it ta go.
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Post by: welliwont on November 02, 2006, 02:37:23 am

((ENNIS and ALMA's movements through the tiny abode have awakened their progeny, and ALMA JR scurries into the living room, rubbing her little eyes with her little fists, and commences to whine))

ALMA JR:

I wanna go fishing too Daddy!  I wanna see you and Jack kiss.

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/BringmeabigfishDaddy.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 02:50:58 am
ALMA~

((Cant believe what Alma jr just said but Ennis didn't seem to hear it))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2206-2.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:05:06 am
ALMA~

(( watches as Ennis picks Alma jr up and gives her as kiss. Then he hands her to Alma))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2213-1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:14:22 am
ALMA~

((then he awkwardly gives Alma a peck on the cheek))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2221-1.jpg)

%% Oh my...is that all he can do?  That's it?))

(( Ennis mumbles something about Sunday and runs out))
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:19:01 am
ALMA~

(( runs to the window))



(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2223-1.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:20:56 am
ALMA~

(( See's them leave))


(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2232-2.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:23:27 am
ALMA~

%%  please don't go Ennis %%

(( starts to cry))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2233-1.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:31:47 am
ALMA~

(( walks over to the kitchen to get a tissue))

%% I can't believe he left us like that. My husband has just taken off with another man! he doesn,t even know i saw them kissing!  How did Alma jr see them? I must of been hearing things again. calm down, calm down calm down %%

(( just then a loud knock came to the door))

%% maybe they came back!!%%

(( Alma runs to the window and looks out))
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:33:46 am
ALMA~

%% What the fu...?%%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2232-3.jpg)

((Another loud knock))
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:36:49 am
ALMA~

((opens the door ))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/487Almaclose-upofhershock-3.jpg)

((And see's..))

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:39:20 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/jphnwayne1fciupww.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:41:33 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/jphnwayne1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:43:45 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/jphnwayne1f.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:49:31 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/jphnwayne1fci.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:51:29 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/jphnwayne1fc.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:55:21 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/jphnwayne1fciu-2.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:57:06 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/jphnwayne1fciup-1.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 03:59:39 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/jphnwayne1fciupw.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 04:02:58 am
ALMA~

Huh? 
(( The foreman tipped his hat and walked away))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/487Almaclose-upofhershock-3.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 04:07:17 am
ALMA~

(( closes the door and runs  to the window hears a loud rumbling and see's. this go down the street...))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumbnail-1.jpg)


%% OMG!  Ennis is in sooo  much trouble!%%

%%  wait tii he hears what his foreman said  But..., what exactly did he say??%%
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 02, 2006, 04:15:14 am
END OF SCENE!!

look's like wer'e back on... The.. .(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/10_Bing_bob-3.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on November 02, 2006, 01:42:53 pm
Meanwhile, somewhere in Riverton

RANDOM HEIFER #1:
((watches as Jack's truck races by.))
**Well, looks like they got back together after all. That's a relief. Now we can get to some sweet life.**

RANDOM HEIFER #2:
((looks up from chewing cud.))
**Hunh? Oh right, sweet hay, cows and calves, got all that. Hey who's that?**

RANDOM HEIFER #1:
((looks in the direction #2 pointed with his muzzle.))
**That there is a bonefied stampede, under the control of Hay Man Boss, ya know, the one that drug poor #16 to the Red House the other day.**

((RANDOM HEIFER #2 shudders at the mention of the Red House.))

RANDOM HORSE #1:
((gallops up to the fence))
**Hiya, mooers. What's goin' on?**

RANDOM HEIFER #1:
**Mooers? Did you just call us mooers?**

RANDOM HORSE #1:
**Yeah, what are ya gonna do about it?**

RANDOM HEIFER #1:
**Nothin, Hay Man Boss is over here right now, you're gettin' rounded up.**

RANDOM HEIFER #2:
**And get that bumper sticker off your ass, you look like an idiot. "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy", pfff.**

RANDOM HORSE #1:
**You think that's dumb? What's all this "Eat Mor Chikin" I been seein' all over?**

RANDOM HEIFER #1:
** Okay, okay, truce. I think we can both agree that the world would be a better place if people would just ride cowboys instead of horses and eat more chicken. If you're askin' about the spellin', that was his idea.** ((tilts his head toward Random Heifer #2.))

RANDOM HORSE #1:
**Yeah, Hay Man Boss is righteous angry 'bout Ennis takin' off. We was gonna do sumthin' special tonight. Where'd he go anyway?**

RANDOM HEIFER #2:
** Off with Jack. They're goin' to the mountains, talk things over a bit I guess.**

RANDOM HEIFER #1:
**Or sumthin' like that. Cows and calves are gonna get a sweet life if it all goes down smooth.**

RANDOM HORSE #1:
**What about us horses? Don't we get a sweet life?**

RANDOM HEIFER #2:
**Maybe if yer lucky you can get into the later riding scenes. But as great as your idea is, I don't think you're gonna get ta be the rider.**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 02, 2006, 03:37:45 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/truck_outahere.jpg)
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Post by: Becky on November 02, 2006, 06:37:06 pm
Alma Jr bitching to peeing sheep about missing her lines ::):

Damn it! I missed my line, that'll teach me to drink in my trailer.
I was so unprofessional in my performance as well, even gave away my secret. They saw the wire, they saw it. Jack's not going to be pleased! I know my pay will be cut for this year I know it. Right, seeing as you are my best friend in this entire world,  and although I've only had a few whiskies: I love you man! You know I don't tell you that often enough! Anyway Jack employed me a couple of moths ago, on the down low, to keep in contact with him, about the situation and pays me extra for getting in the way of Mummy and Daddy. I know it's breaking up my family, but I really need the money for drink. We've been using code names recently, He's "Big Fish", and by the way daddy's face lights up he must be BIG fish, if you know what I mean, and I'm "agent Del Mar". Recently he's employed Jenny too and she was bitching cause she doesn't get as much pay or even a headset to talk to Jack 24/7. But she knows I'm so much better than her.
Right I gotta get some more 'Old rose', want some?! *hick*
Oh yeah I forgot, dodgy stomach, right? Ah well did I tell you I love you?! Kebab?

 :P ::)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 02, 2006, 09:18:50 pm
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0195.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on November 03, 2006, 01:21:15 am
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkaSpot.jpg)

((The HIGH PRIESTESS, meditating in her chambers, is once again drawn out of a deep trance by awareness of a certain unrest in the Sacred Relic Room))


** Ah me, is there no rest for the weary?  Ever since TERRY CLOTH slipped under the door to join the Screen Relics Guild and wreak havoc on the Mountain, this place has been a hotbed of intrigue.  Night and day, those Relics are going on about agents, casting couches, subplots, new scenes.  What is it now? **

((A glance at the SRR surveillance camera shows everything in its proper place.  Still sensing trouble, Meryl grabs her keys and heads down the hall toward the Sacred Relic Room.))

** Just as I thought, I hear voices, music--there's light coming from under the door! **

((Approaching on tiptoe, she unlocks the door, opens it a crack, and peeks inside.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/wideeye.jpg)

((The Champagne Lounge is alive with revelers.  The room smells of he-men and smoke and sweat and whiskey, of old Scotch and sour mix, saddle leather,  chips and cheap dope.

ENNIS is holding court at the bar, face flushed and dark eyes alight, the sacred Bottle of Old Rose at his elbow.  The Bikers and the Childress Bartender are listening with rapt attention as he describes how to castrate calves and make Praire Oyster appetizers.

JACK, all long legs and blue eyes, is stretched out on a soft leather banquette, dreamily letting the sacred Flattened Harmonica slide slowly back and forth over his whiskey-wet lips as The Pants cradle and cup his lovely lower half.

At Ennis’s other elbow, TERRY CLOTH and JBB, draped luxuriously over Terry’s golden rack, are getting pleasantly high sniffing sheets of tequila-scented Bounce.

In a secluded corner, Cassie’s Tube Top huddles with Lureen’s 1983 Blonde Wig, scarfing down white wine coolers, watching tearily as The Shirts do a slow grind to “No One’s Gonna Love You Like Me” playing on the sacred Jukebox.

Meanwhile, at another table, Timmy, plastered on Skip-n-Go-Nakeds, watches glassy-eyed as Ennis’s Toothbrush slowly polishes Jack’s Belt Buckle, millimeter by loving millimeter.

As Meryl watches, ALMA and LUREEN emerge from the Ladies Room, followed a few minutes later by a distinctly rumpled but happy-looking MONROE.  They order champagne cocktails and retire to a booth in the back.  MONROE high-fives the Bikers and heads for the kitchen to whip up some omelets.

Glancing up at the SRR Surveillance Camera, Meryl sees that it’s been jerry-rigged to point at a photo of the empty Sacred Relic Room.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/AweHighPriestess.jpg)

%% So THIS is why the Performance Thread has been so quiet! %%
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Post by: DeeDee on November 03, 2006, 04:53:07 pm
ENNIS:

(( Ennis and Jack are travelling down the road, miles now from Alma and his family.  He looks over at Jack, catching his breath.))

%%  Feel like it's forever since we was on that mountain.  Last night was like a dream ta me.  Didn't think I'd ever see 'im again.  Whut do I do?  Tha look on Almas face when I was leavin' was so sad.  She needs to know I ain't leavin' her.  I jes' don't love her the way I love this boy. %%

Whatcha thinkin' there bud? 

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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 03, 2006, 06:40:10 pm
Jack

%%  Damn my pants are tight!  %%
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 03, 2006, 06:46:07 pm
Jack

Friend, I'm thinkin it'll be mighty fine to be up on the mountain again.


%%  . . . with you.  He's got a low startle point so I gotta be careful but damn that kiss outside the apartment when I drove up  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0032.jpg)(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0030.jpg)

%% makes me think Ennis is ready to be with me now. I never want a leave him again.  %%
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 03, 2006, 06:51:43 pm
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0199.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 03, 2006, 06:53:41 pm
Jack

How 'bout this spot fer a campsite?

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0202.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on November 03, 2006, 08:41:24 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Still uncertain about his predicament, and scared out of his wits, Guy is almost relieved when the silence is pierced by the sound of music drifting through a nearby wall. He strove with all his might to move the chair he was tied to closer to that wall, and he did finally manage to move it a few inches in that direction.))

%% This'll be a long night, or whatever it is. %%

((Guy begins to scream through his gag, but trying to save his voice for when he might need it. He tries to move the chair he's tied to again, making as much noise as possible.))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 03, 2006, 08:48:34 pm
Jack

Damn it's hot out!
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 04, 2006, 11:20:51 am
Need a little good luck from the Far East, but not sure how a cowboy gets it?
How about a handcrafted Western Feng Shui horseshoe?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Home_Page_Lucky_Horse_Shoes_Western.jpg)
      A Happy Anywhere Design Exclusive!
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Post by: Sashca1007 on November 04, 2006, 07:08:13 pm
Jack

%%  Damn my pants are tight!  %%

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/CUredpants.jpg)

JACK'S PANTS -

&& Tight?!  I can barely stretch myself over this ramrod of a bulge that's threatening to send my remaining buttons flying offa me like little wayward missiles.  I'm not complainin'....  I LOVE my job...my life.  Trying to contain this raging bull-beast within my 100% cotton confines is MY pleasure.  That beautiful  thing buckin' and strainin' against my fly...  DAMN, I'm one lucky pair a PANTS.  M-m-mm...  the man-scents....  rock-hardness underneath the most silky-soft skin... it must be that creamy BODY BUTTER that JACK luxuriates in allows to slather all over his butt and I KNOW that danged BUTTerhead snuck around to tha front and slathered where a BUTT BUTTER ain't got no right slatherin'.      WHOA, what's this?!  Looks like we're headin' for that cliff...?  These boys are gonna jump off into that water?!!!  I am SO sliding off JACK'S lean, muscular lower torso and gorgeous legs and gettin' outta here before they jump!  I'm just a touch scared of heights.  Maybe ENNIS'S PANTS are scared, too??!  It looks like they jumped right offa him, too, just in time!.  Dang!  I wouldn't mind havin' the job of bein' THAT  boy's PANTS, too, he's a real looker....  Oh-h-hhh....!  &&

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/handCUHL.jpg)

&& Are they planning to....? &&

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/BBM/thiconpostking7.png)

&&  That's okay...these boys need ta let off some steam..  I got a pretty clear picture of what's goin' on up there in Riverton, and it's just sad.  When JACK and me were there meetin' up with the MRS. Del Mar, I caught a glance of a pair of JAMMY PANTS scrunched up in a dirty laundry basket, there in the kitchen.  They were real nice, with a perky print, but they were screamin' for my help!  The sound was a little muffled, but I could make out somethin' about, "Don't let that woman scrub me so hard.."  and...  "Damned Warshrag, who does he think he is....  #@&%* tube.....   CREAMY?!?...  I'll snap HIS lid...   >sniffle<   TERR-RRYYY-Y...I thought we had sumthin' goin' ON, you ...you....saggin' old ho-rag!   WAA-AH-HHH!!!!"

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/thJammyPants.jpg)

Now that's just sad, it really is.  && 

 ;D

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Post by: welliwont on November 04, 2006, 08:35:34 pm
CAST UPDATE

Director JakeTwist~

Sorry for this tardy announcement folks, it should have gone out yesterday to herald the Great Event……..

DeeDee is back as Ennis!!!  Yaaaaayyyyy!!!!

Our beloved Star Performer DeeDee has returned to the fold!!  Yes, she was gone to Hollywood, but she missed us so much she gave notice to that old coot Gibson, and we have her back again, thank Jake!

So without further ado, back to the rest of the Reunion Scene!

D JT

PS:  Mr. Mel Gibson is no longer permitted to be anywhere on the premises of B.A.M., so if anyone sees him skulking about, would you please alert us right away.  Even if you are not sure that it's him, if you even suspect, please find a security person and let them know right away!  Thank you.
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Post by: DeeDee on November 04, 2006, 08:42:03 pm
ENNIS:

(( The boys run to the edge of the cliff, bare naked and jump in.))

%% Damn!  This water is ice cold, what was I thinkin?%%

(( Looks over at Jack, watching him laugh))

%%  The look on that boys face is wut I was thinkin'. %%

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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 04, 2006, 10:00:18 pm
Jack

Yeeeeeeeeeeeee  Haaawwwwwwwwwwww    !!!!

((  Dives underwater, comes back up shaking his head like a dog, treads water.  ))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 04, 2006, 10:23:47 pm
Jack

(( Swims over to Ennis, kisses him on the lips then dives underwater. ))
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Post by: Meryl on November 06, 2006, 01:01:29 pm
THE LADY OF THE LAKE:

Hello, what's this?  I do believe my mean temperature just went up about 3 degrees!  (Senses source of warmth on her southeastern flank)  Well, well, well, what critters are these?  No fur to speak of, and pretty small, so bears are right out.  No scales, and definitely warm-blooded, so they can't be fish.  I have to say I'm enjoyin' the feel of 'em.  Playful, too.  Perks me right up.  In the last 100,000 years, I can't remember a nicer afternoon diversion.  Wow, the action's gettin' goin' now.  Hee hee, I do believe something climactic just occurred!  Hmm, can lakes get pregnant?  If so, I think I may be about to have puddles.  ;D
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Post by: Daniel on November 06, 2006, 05:30:55 pm
RANDOM FISH #1:

** Well how's that for a school?!!! Wouldn't a thought of doin' THAT in a thousand years.**

RANDOM FISH #2:

** Yeah, I know, those big folk get to have all the fun.**

RANDOM FISH #1:

** I'm just waitin' ta see what's gonna happen as an encore.**
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Post by: DeeDee on November 06, 2006, 05:53:20 pm
ENNIS:

(( Ennis watches Jack swim away still smarting from that surprise kiss.))

%% I should go after 'im but what if someone is watchin'?  Still can't take that chance.  I'll just wait till later when I get him in that tent and show him what a real kiss is....Did  I just see that fish smirk at me?%%
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 06, 2006, 10:40:12 pm
Jack

((  Jack swims up behind Ennis then swims between his legs.  ))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 06, 2006, 11:30:10 pm
Jack

((  Jack comes up for air. Looks around, puzzled.  ))

Ennis??

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 07, 2006, 07:18:28 pm
                             
COMMERCIAL BREAK
 
Hungry?  Swimming?  And It's Just Too Dang Close To The Tent Scene To Have Something Filling? And Your Afraid Of cramping Up In That  Dang Water... Well Now You Don't Have To Wait!  Now There's ...

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/4-1.jpg)

When it's Just  Not The Right Dang Time To Have Something Bigger!
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 07, 2006, 07:22:05 pm
New From  The Makers Of  " Natures  Real World  Mineral Drinks"

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/6n.jpg) 

DON"T JUST DRINK IT...HAVE FUN WITH IT!!

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Post by: DeeDee on November 07, 2006, 07:51:08 pm
ENNIS:

(( Ennis swims up behind Jack and grabs him around the waist.  He turns him around and after looking into his blue eyes, he kisses him full on the mouth not caring who is watching.  As he feels Jack respond, they make their way to shore and the waiting tent.))


(http://www.coloradoyurt.com/images/tents/tent.jpg)

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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 07, 2006, 11:10:40 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/after_swimming3.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 08, 2006, 12:19:43 pm
Jack

C'mere

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/10681528-1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 08, 2006, 12:21:04 pm
Jack

Ennis, when you put your mouth on me . . .

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Mmmm.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 08, 2006, 12:21:34 pm
Jack

((  gasps, moans  ))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 08, 2006, 07:06:05 pm
Jack

Mmmm, Ennis, that feels so nice. I could do this forever.


%%  I can’t live without this man no more.  %%

I love havin’ your mouth on me. Anywhere.

%%  I got a say somethin’ to him ‘bout us bein’ together.  %%
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 08, 2006, 07:06:49 pm
 Jack

%%  When he gets that look in his eyes, I’d do anythin’ for him . . .  whatever he asks.  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Ennis.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on November 08, 2006, 07:32:01 pm
ENNIS:

(( Ennis looks into Jack's eyes. He leads his lover into the tent once again reminiscent of four years past.  He kisses him as he lays him down on the wet ground.))

%%  I want this ta last fo'ever.  I didn't know how much I missed 'im till jes' now.
This is no life for us.  How can I tell 'im?  Don't know whut ta say to 'im.  I need ta make this time last fo'ever.%%

(( He lays down next to Jack and softly touches his hair and face and can feel his body reacting as he knew it would.))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 08, 2006, 07:47:42 pm
Jack

Whispers: Ennis, Ennis


((  Jack runs his hands lovingly over Ennis’s chest and kisses his neck.  When Jack feels Ennis shudder, he smiles and continues the nuzzle.  ))

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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 09, 2006, 03:42:30 am
Jack

((  Jack kisses his way down Ennis's chest and continues a line down his belly until he can take Ennis in his mouth.  ))
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Post by: Pipedream on November 09, 2006, 06:10:52 pm

((The Props Magician feels it's getting a bit hot in the audience room and installs a turboventilator to be on the save side...))
;D   

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Turboventilator.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 09, 2006, 07:18:18 pm
AUDIENCE MEMBERS

Very grateful for the turboventilator

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/sd5_sweaty.jpg)(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/asweatypit.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 09, 2006, 07:25:01 pm
Audience Member

** This man said after the first tent scene he came prepared for the second one!
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/HotSixteen.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 09, 2006, 10:22:31 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/audience2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 09, 2006, 10:25:29 pm
Jack

%%  I love the way Ennis tastes, especially his goobly bits. Clean or not so clean, it don’t matter. Course we didn’t have to warsh after that swim in th’ lake and it’s a good thing because I don’t see a warshrag anywheres.  %%

%%  Sure hope my butt butter is aroun’ here someplace. I'm gonna need it like real soon an' I want my butt a be real nice and soft for mah mister.  %%
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 09, 2006, 11:00:14 pm
**  meanwhile, back at the lake, someone - or something - is watching and waiting  **

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/lochness.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on November 10, 2006, 09:51:09 am
Jack
%%  Sure hope my butt butter is aroun’ here someplace. I'm gonna need it like real soon an' I want my butt a be real nice and soft for mah mister.  %%

((The ever faithful JBB hears the desperate cry of his master and  gently extricates himself from the soft folds of his beloved TERRY CLOTH and hurries, as fast as a lil' tube of butt butter can, to TS...er...4(??). Seeing he has arrived in the nick of time, he hollers...))

**Mr Twist! Er... Mr Twist, SIR!! Do ya need some lubrication in some...er...places??**

%%That TERRY will most probly be sleepin' fer another week at least. Won't notice if I'm gone a short while...%%
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 10, 2006, 11:08:22 am
Jack

%%  Phew! There's my JBB. Just in th' Nick-y a time, too.  I'll jes' slather some on me bum and...  %%

What th' ?

%%  I knew me n' Ennis had been goin' at it some but this tube looks like it's been through th' wringer!  Well leas' there's still some left. Better get me a new tube a butt butter soons we hit town.  %%

((  Slathers the JBB on his butt and er... um... some other place.  ))

Aahhh....

%%  Tha's better. Now I'm ready!  %%

((  winks at Ennis  ))

whispers: than' kew butt butter - you've shore made things easier

((  winks at JBB  ))
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Post by: saucycobblers on November 10, 2006, 11:51:02 am
Jack
Better get me a new tube a butt butter soons we hit town.  %%

JBB:

**Whut?? A new tube o' butt lotion? Mr Twist, whut did I do wrong?** :'(

((JBB's bottom lid begins to tremble and a creamy tear trickles down his 100% recyclable plastic tubing. He thinks...))

%% Yeah, and if ya even try ta get another tube on set I'll sue your sorry ass from here 'til next week. I smeared a contract with DIRECTOR RAYMILLE ya know! Where's my union representation when ya need 'em??%%  >:(
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 10, 2006, 04:06:20 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Jack_Ennis.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 10, 2006, 04:17:44 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/tent4.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 10, 2006, 04:32:26 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/coyote_baby.jpg)(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/coyote_howling2.jpg)(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/coyote1.jpg)
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Post by: Sashca1007 on November 10, 2006, 05:11:33 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/ooennis.jpg)

 :o  :o  :o  ;D


JBB:

**Whut?? A new tube o' butt lotion? Mr Twist, whut did I do wrong?** :'


SPIT IN ENNIS'S HAND -

&&  Heh heh....  oh, little one, you have a lot to learn...   ::)    in case you don't recollect, I'M all the boys needed on their first night together in the tent....   JUST ME!!!  Nobody wuz fishin' around in their pockets fer a cream-cryin' little lubey-tubey that's runnin' on near empty.  I..... NEVER.... run out.  Better git that through yer little ridgy head, BUTT-boy.  I ain't sayin' ya ain't got no good qualities....  remember, I been up close an personal ((SPIT takes a deep, ragged breath in fond remembrance)) with Mr. TWIST's butt, 'n I know it's soft as a buttered peach (WAY softer than that ALMA gal's flip-side), but....   I think you'd best be stickin' to your original job description, little BUTTY, and leave the all-important Love-Lubin' job to me, the way Mother Nature intended.       ( >:( &#%@ little whoopersnapper thinks he can do MY job...   HA!  Mr. DEL MAR don't go fer none o' that sissy stuff.) &&
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 10, 2006, 08:51:45 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/coyote_moon2.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on November 10, 2006, 09:06:17 pm
ENNIS:

(( After many hours of lovemaking, Ennis leaves the tent to start cooking.  Food is not on his mind now.  He knows Jack is going to want more, but Ennis knows this is all he is able to give.))

%% Wut do I tell 'im?  How kin I look at 'im and tell him this kind of life is not gonna happen?  Maybe I'll just put it off till tomorrow. %%

(( Ennis turns and sees Jack coming out of the tent and his heart beats faster just to know that he has just made love to this beautiful man.))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 11, 2006, 03:41:32 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/bbmde.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 12, 2006, 05:34:01 pm
Jack

Ennis, I'm gonna take off my clothes and take a quick swim before we eat. BRB.
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Post by: saucycobblers on November 12, 2006, 06:37:18 pm
SPIT IN ENNIS'S HAND -

&&( >:( &#%@ little whoopersnapper thinks he can do MY job...   HA!  Mr. DEL MAR don't go fer none o' that sissy stuff.) &&

JBB:

**Au contraire MONSIEUR SPITTLE. I think you'll find Mr DEL MAR is mad for my coconutty creaminess. How else do you explain this...**

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/heath_ledger_09.jpg)

ENNIS:

**Ah loves ma JBB!**
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Post by: Front-Ranger on November 12, 2006, 06:47:36 pm
JBB:

**Au contraire MONSIEUR SPITTLE. I think you'll find Mr DEL MAR is mad for my coconutty creaminess. How else do you explain this...**

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/heath_ledger_09.jpg)

ENNIS:

**Ah loves ma JBB!**

~~Suddenly a third voice is heard, slightly muffled by denim, but clear as a bell~~

CLEAR SLICK:
Y'all are just amateurs compared to the likes of me, poor substitutes for the real thing!! I've been clearing the way since before the dawn of recorded his'try.
Now, s'cuse me, I have'ta catch up on my sleep. That's hard work, y'know.

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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 12, 2006, 07:24:35 pm
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Jack_dirty.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 12, 2006, 07:26:09 pm
Jack

I'll jest go fer a .....  YIKES that water is cold!!!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/jack_wet-1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 12, 2006, 07:32:12 pm
Jack

%%  I still git the feelin' someone or somethin' is watching.  Doggone it, it plain just gives me the willies.  &&

((  Jack shivers a little with fear and trepidation. And the cold water.  ))
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Post by: Sashca1007 on November 12, 2006, 08:40:50 pm
CLEAR SLICK:
Y'all are just amateurs compared to the likes of me, poor substitutes for the real thing!! I've been clearing the way since before the dawn of recorded his'try.
Now, s'cuse me, I have'ta catch up on my sleep. That's hard work, y'know.



SPIT IN ENNIS'S HAND -

** Aw, SLICK, calm down...  you know I ain't gonna argya  about you bein' King of All Lubes...   you, my man, are royalty!  Top o' the line, and there ain't NOTHIN' slicker'n you, 'specially some store bought little upstart tube a goo, or, can a 'continuous spray?!  (What the...  ?!?!  ???  >:( )  All I'm sayin' is...   you know me 'n you work together ALL the time..   we're partners, an we don't need any BUTT Butter hornin' in on our territory.  AND....   Sir...    we talked about this before--   Mr. Del Mar counts on me ta help out, 'cause you are a precious commodity.  Sure, yer there every time, but...  dang it, there ain't always enough of ya ta git the job done, so Mr. D. hasta stretch you out a little with somethin' he has plenty of, and that's ME.  **

&&  Hmm-m...   I know somewheres me and SLICK have both been that little JBB ain't NEVER gonna go....   :laugh: &&

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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 12, 2006, 10:03:31 pm
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/jackgoesdown.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 12, 2006, 10:04:15 pm
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/wcv1008-bubbles.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 12, 2006, 10:04:54 pm
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/handsw.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 12, 2006, 10:40:44 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/goindown.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 12, 2006, 10:45:02 pm
CeeCee The Lake Serpent~

((CeeCee has been watching Jack from the lake all day and now finally gets her chance to move in and grab him))

YEEEHAAAW!!    I Got him!!   I got him!!   He almost got away but I got him!!!  I got myself a real cutie this time! This one will marry  me for sure!!!

Why your a cute lil' thing!!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/171320Underwater-1.jpg)

Now calm down there sweetheart, we will be there in a sec!  Time for introductions later! Got to get you some air!!

(( Cee Cee puts on the headlights and swims as fast as she can))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bubble-2.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 12, 2006, 10:59:17 pm
CeeCee The Lake Serpent~

(( CeeCee finally reaches the entrance to her cave and lets Jack have some air))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/NormanCaves-1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 12, 2006, 11:03:53 pm
CeeCee The Lake Serpent~


(( Puts Jack down ))

Welcome Home Honey!!

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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 12, 2006, 11:45:16 pm
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Jack_uw3a.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 12, 2006, 11:58:54 pm
CeeCee The Lake Serpent~~

%% they always act like this at first! Mmmmm!  he sure looks yummy !! Well here goes everything....%%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/beachug.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 13, 2006, 12:25:13 am
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Jack_uw8a.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on November 13, 2006, 12:32:05 am
CeeCee The Lake Serpent~~

%% they always act like this at first! Mmmmm!  he sure looks yummy !! Well here goes everything....%%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/beachug.jpg)
((Suddenly dramatic operatic organ playing interrupts the scene, and a masked man steps from behind one of the cave columns.))

PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

**I have brought you to the seat of sweet music's throne ...
to this kingdom where all must pay homage to music ...
music...  and to me, of course. **

**Well, CeeCee helped. That's such a beautiful note, isn't it, C? There are so many lovely renditions of it. My favorite is Home C of course.**


((The masked man nods his head and the organ plays a deep C note. He laughs happily.))

Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Jack_uw8a.jpg)

PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((hides his face for a moment and reemerges with a sad mask on.))

**Yes, you do, don't y - Hey, you don't have a husband. You're married to that Lureen gal down in Texas.... I mean, to the young lady Lureen.**
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 13, 2006, 12:33:31 am
CeeCee the Lake serpent~

  Where did that Organ music come from??  Anyways.. I know what my honey needs!!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/beachu.jpg)

%% this will make him happy%%

((Ceecee goes down and starts nibbling))



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Post by: Daniel on November 13, 2006, 12:38:08 am
PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((sighs exasperated))

**Ahem.... CeeCee, munching on humans is expressly forbidden! I think the left ventrical pipe of the fourth Organ collinade needs cleaning, why don't you go see to it. I will help keep our... um, your guest... occupied.**

((hopes that the octopi didn't hear that))
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 13, 2006, 12:40:05 am
CeeCee the Lake Serpent~

((CeeCee nibbles on Jacks ....toes   first))
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Post by: Daniel on November 13, 2006, 12:43:13 am
PHANTOM OF THE FILM

((sighs again))

**This is what I get for sharing an underwater lair with a 6-foot sea serpent. And they say its easy to be a mastermind villain.**

((turns back to the sea-serpent))

**Cee, I'm certain you're enjoying yourself, but did you ever think what kind of psychological trauma you're putting that young man through?**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 13, 2006, 12:43:53 am
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Jack_uw4a.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 13, 2006, 12:45:52 am
Jack

He's my husband AND my wife!
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Ennis.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 13, 2006, 12:47:39 am
CeeCee!

But...

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/beanyciu.jpg)

%% Hehemmm! He doesn't  look too traumatized to me!!%%

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Post by: Daniel on November 13, 2006, 12:50:22 am
THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((flabbergasted by the turn of events))

**Alright, Jack, I'm sure it feels good, but you need to focus... Snap out of it, my boy. Get your gear in gear.... I haven't sung anything yet, this is disastrous!!!**

CeeCee!

But...

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/beanyciu.jpg)

%% Hehemmm! He does'nt look too traumatized to me!!%%


PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

**Cee, you say that about every man you pull into our underwater lair. And frankly, I'm getting tired of all this daytime drama stuff you keep dragging down here. Why don't you try to find another sea serpent? Someone that can share your underwater space, breathe through gills and spawn serpentlings with you. You'd like that, wouldn't you, Cee, little serpentlings?**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 13, 2006, 12:56:47 am
((Suddenly dramatic operatic organ playing interrupts the scene, and a masked man steps from behind one of the cave columns.))
PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((hides his face for a moment and reemerges with a sad mask on.))

**Yes, you do, don't y - Hey, you don't have a husband. You're married to that Lureen gal down in Texas.... I mean, to the young lady Lureen.**

Jack

Lureen who?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Lureen1a.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 13, 2006, 12:57:19 am
CeeCee~

%%Who is that Voice??%%

I'm not sure who the monster is here!! Go away!!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/beanyciuoirrtrre.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 13, 2006, 12:59:57 am
Jack

He's my husband AND my wife!
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Ennis.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/FC157566660X-2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 13, 2006, 01:01:24 am
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Jack_uw5a.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on November 13, 2006, 01:03:37 am
PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

**For crying out loud, literally, Cee. Please don't cry in here, its hard enough keeping the organ pipes from rusting without more saltwater. You're so emotional sometimes. Just think about what you're doing. There's nothing to cry about. We're just going to work together to find you a boyfriend. We can visit Loch Ness again, you liked that didn't you? All those other sea serpents. But we have to let this one go so he can get on with his life and you can get on with yours. He is indeed a beautiful, beautiful boy, but I think he'd be a lot happier in the fresh air and sunshine then in this stuffy-air bubble apartment that we're trying to share.... By the way, you didn't pay your part of the rent last month, and I have some more traps and contraptions coming from Italy next week but I have to set up something in a scene, so you'll have to sign for it for me.**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 13, 2006, 01:10:46 am
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Jack_toes.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 13, 2006, 01:10:58 am
CeeCee~~

  I dont want another boyfriend!! I want this one!!!   Jack will you please dance for me... Hit it Boys!!!!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumbnail-4.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/rockysquirrel.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 13, 2006, 01:14:35 am
CeeCee~ 

(( feeling desperate))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/beanyciuoirrtr.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 13, 2006, 01:16:00 am
CeeCee~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/beanyciuoirr.jpg)

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Post by: Daniel on November 13, 2006, 01:16:24 am
THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((Despite his best efforts to resist the tantric pulse of the music thrumming through the cavern, grabs up the microphone and begins singing. He feels embarassed singing about his "tush", but those were the words of the song, and he could not resist the temptation of music. At a break in the instrumental, he finally is able to take a little breather.))

**Alright, just one dance, then he has to go back up to the surface. C'mon, Jack!!!**
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 13, 2006, 01:18:08 am
CeeCee

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/beanyciuoirrtrre.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/beanyciuoirrr.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 13, 2006, 01:21:01 am
CeeCEE

Ok!! Ill get Scotty to bring him back...SCOTTY!!!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/SeaHorseDE.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 13, 2006, 01:23:21 am
CeeCee

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/beanyc.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on November 13, 2006, 01:23:39 am
PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((As the small musical group stops playing as CeeCee breaks down into tears, the masked figure is finally able to come down off the little stage/catwalk and hug his roommate.))

**It'll be alright, CeeCee. We have to let him live his own life, to go where he needs to go, to be who he needs to be... If we can't let him do that, we never really loved him in the first place.... I know, we'll go to Bermuda and visit some of our old friends in the Triangle. The waters'll be warm, the sun will be bright, and there'll be Pina Coladas for everyone.**

((As Jack mounts the seahorse that looks about ready to throw him off.))

** I don't know if he can hold his breath that long. I might need to take him back up through my underground labyrinth lair.**
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 13, 2006, 01:27:30 am
CeeCee~

***Already starting to forget about Jack

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/beanyciu-1.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/beanycrytvf.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on November 13, 2006, 01:35:42 am
PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((Sighs, exasperated, as CeeCee runs to change her lipstick color.))

**Well, lets get you out of here, Jack.**

((The phantom walks over to a barnacled wall, twists one and a part of the wall slides aside, revealing a secret passage. He leads Jack through the intricate and deadly labyrinth.))

**No more talk
of darkness,
Forget these
wide-eyed fears.
You're there,
nothing can harm him -
your words will
warm and calm him.

You can be
his freedom,
let daylight
dry his tears.
You're there,
with him, beside him,
to guard him
and to guide him . . .

Say you love him
every
waking moment,
turn his head
with talk of summertime . . .

Say you need him
with you,
now and always . . .
promise him that all
you say is true -
that's all I ask
of you . . .

You can be
his shelter,
You can
be his light.
He's safe:
No-one will find him
His fears are
far behind him . . .

All he wants
is freedom,
a world with
no more night . . .
and you
always beside him
to hold him
and to hide him . . .

Then say you'll share with
him one
love, one lifetime . . .
You can lead him
from his solitude . . .

Say you need him
with you
here, beside you . . .
anywhere you go,
let him go too -
Jack,
that's all I ask
of you . . .

Say you'll share with
him one
love, one lifetime . . .
say the word
and he will follow you . . .

Share each day with
him, each
night, each morning . . .


Love him -
that's all I ask
of you . . .

Anywhere you go
let him go too . . .
Love him -
that's all I ask
of you . .**

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Post by: Daniel on November 13, 2006, 02:09:38 am
((As the PHANTOM and JACK come to a solid looking brick dead-end, the Phantom stops for a moment as though puzzled.))

**Ah yes, I remember now.**

((The phantom steps towards the wall and his weight shifts a plate on the floor; an audible click comes from the wall. and the PHANTOM busies himself pressing on various corners of the bricks. After a moment, he pushes on the wall and it swings outward like a door. The PHANTOM enters the bright room beyond and looks around the Sacred Relics Room with no small pride.))

** Ah, a lovely room. Designed this myself, back when I and the HIGH PRIESTESS were planning it out. And I of course happen to have a key so that we might make our exit without allowing the sacred relics to escape.**

((A muffled sound from a nearby wall disturbs the PHANTOM in his reveries.))

**What have we here, a mumbling wall? I don't recall that in the sacred... well Ennis does mumble through a wall. No, that can't be it.**

((As JACK steps out of the secret passageway into the room, the PHANTOM goes back and closes the door, which turns out to be the closet door (the sacred one). He knocks on the paneling a few times then opens the door, revealing not the secret passage but the sacred closet and all the accoutrements within.))

**Now, this other wall here... This is unused storage space, if I remember the plans correctly. The place for things that might have been put into the performance, but were not, for whatever reason. I leave that to Miss Anke and the High Priestess, as I myself have no interest for those types of things... But I cannot recall where the entrance is.**

((After a moment of ponderous thought, the PHANTOM steps towards the wall again and gently places his palms against the wall. After shifting his hands around for a few moments, a panel in the door swings inward and a cloud of moths and dust exit the darkened chamber.))

** This shouldn't be too dangerous, at least not for a villainous mastermind such as myself.**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 13, 2006, 02:17:59 am
Jack

Yeeeeeeeee Haaaaawwwwww !
I'm so happy to be outa there I am gonna do my Santa Dance!!


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Jake/Anime/0eaabcfd.gif)
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Post by: Daniel on November 13, 2006, 02:23:29 am
THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM

((averts his eyes as much as possible as JACK goes into his Santa dance.))

**Please, Jack, let's try to have at least a little propriety until you are reunited with your lover. I'm not upset by it as much as I am... disturbed, we might say, so for the sake of common decency we might attempt to avoid such displays in the future, unless of course the storyline calls for it.**

((turns back to the unused storage chamber))

**Now, we must carefully investigate this room.**

((looks up at Jack from across the room.))

**Jack, what are you doing? No, put that harmonica down!!!**
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 13, 2006, 03:16:37 am
Sigmond~

Hey Phantom Boy!!!!  I hear you been picking on my gooyl friend Cee Cee!   Nobody make's my CeeCee cry!! Nobody!!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/johnny_whitaker_1f.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 13, 2006, 12:55:49 pm
Certain Persons were questioning our creditials. Well this should settle it.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/certifiednuts.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on November 13, 2006, 06:05:20 pm
AUDIENCE MEMBERS call out to JACK

JACK, you know the magic words to get out of this predicament!  Think back!  You have all you need!

(http://www.stargods.org/down_arrow.gif)

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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 13, 2006, 08:40:33 pm
Jack

Water walking Jesus - take me away!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/waterwalkingjesus.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 13, 2006, 08:44:10 pm
Jack

Ennis, Ennis! Where the hell are you? I get up here, hungry as hell and all I find is beans. Ennis?
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 13, 2006, 08:47:57 pm
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0208.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 13, 2006, 08:50:55 pm
Jack

Anything interesting up there in heaven?

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/1-300/BBM_cd2_0210.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on November 14, 2006, 10:12:21 am
ENNIS:

(( Ennis sits up and looks at Jack.  He is so happy at this moment and yet so sad in knowing that this will end soon.  Ennis clears his throat and starts to speak.))

Ya know bud, I'm real happy right now.  Was sending up a prayer of thanks that you found me.  Hate to see this end, but ya know, this can't be a life fer us.

(( Ennis tries not to look at Jack, knowing those words will sting.))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 14, 2006, 11:19:25 am
Jack

((  voice shaking a little  ))

Whut a you mean, END!?

((  Looks over at Ennis. By the light of the campfire sparkeling tears show in the indigo eyes.  ))

 
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 14, 2006, 11:22:02 am
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Post by: DeeDee on November 14, 2006, 11:31:22 am
ENNIS:

(( Ennis feels the lump in his throat grow bigger.  He sees Jack's expression go from hope to devastation.))

I'm with Alma, Jack.  We have a life together. We have the girls. You have a son.   We can't ever be together.  Ya know what happens ta guys like us?  Ain't pretty, bud.  Why?  Did ya think we had some future?

(( Ennis puts his head back down, almost shameful of his declaration.))
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Post by: Daniel on November 14, 2006, 01:58:35 pm
OLDER JACK'S INNER CHILD:

((As though struck by a chord of memory from a page on this very thread a very, very, very long time ago. Music wafts in again, bearing soft lyrics which once again fit the scene perfectly.))

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/rayart1/WS2.jpg)


%%There's a place for us,
Somewhere a place for us.
Peace and quiet and open air
Wait for us
Somewhere.

There's a time for us,
Some day a time for us,
Time together with time spare,
Time to learn, time to care,
Some day!

Somewhere.
We'll find a new way of living,
We'll find a way of forgiving
Somewhere . . .

There's a place for us,
A time and place for us.
Hold my hand and we're halfway there.
Hold my hand and I'll take you there
Somehow,
Some day,
Somewhere!
%%

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Post by: Sashca1007 on November 14, 2006, 03:16:56 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/various/brokeback-mountain-ang-lee-proulx.jpg)

**  Gotta wash that man right outta my hair.....? **   ;D



( ME -  The 'Cow & Calf' scene by the fireside still breaks my heart as I watch this pivotal, emotional moment between the boys.  I've not watched the DVD in its entirety since I bought it-- seeing it in my home still doesn't seem right to me.  The scene as portrayed by our wonderful Ennis and Jack performers beautifully brings back the sadness....  so...  I'm getting through it by adding my own touch of silliness.  Not the first silliness in our PT, is it?   ;) :laugh: )

** Carry on, boys. **

 :)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 14, 2006, 03:25:39 pm
Jack

Hell yes I thought we had a future! We could a had a little cow-and-calf operation. It would a been a sweet life. Now you're sayin we can't have that?
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Post by: DeeDee on November 14, 2006, 07:09:28 pm
ENNIS:

(( Ennis sits up with a heavy heart and tries to get his voice back, which is choked with emotion now.))

Jack, we talked 'bout this.  I tol' ya 'bout the rancher that was killed.  That wasn't no joke.  Things happen ta men like him.  We have families Jack, I have a life with Alma now.

((Ennis can feel Jack heatiing up, but can't bring his eyes to meet his lovers.))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 14, 2006, 08:04:50 pm
Jack

You 'n Alma, that's a life?
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 14, 2006, 08:49:45 pm
ALMA~

** At the same time back in Riverton.. Alma sits at the table thinking about her and Ennis's life together

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/amazing-bubbles-3d-screensaver-8-2.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 14, 2006, 08:54:28 pm
ALMA~

We have had some good times together Ennis and me. I thought we were gonna grow old together,  now it justs looks like I will grow old by myself sitting at this table waiting for him.

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/kjuy.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 14, 2006, 08:55:34 pm
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bb5934ize-1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 14, 2006, 08:59:19 pm
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/asw4-1.jpg)
%% No not that Lucas guy!   He's always scared me.  Besides,  I heard he got ran over by an 18 wheeler %%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bb5934izsd-1.jpg)


%% Monore!!.  That's what my Godfather said.  He's the one that loves me. I should talk to Monroe.

Maybe Tomorrow i will pay more attention to him at work.  Maybe even flirt alittle.%%
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 14, 2006, 09:22:35 pm
ALMA~

Yes...! thats exactly what I will do!   That's what Scarlet O'hara would of done. She survived and so shall I!!     After all... "Tomorrow is another day"!!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/gone_with_the_wind_vivien_leigh.jpg)


(( suddenly Alma started feeling much better))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 15, 2006, 10:45:20 am


What if you and me had a little ranch together somewhere, little ape-and-puppy operation, it'd be some sweet life.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/monkeydog.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 15, 2006, 11:06:38 am
Jack

**  Jack can hardly believe what he's hearing now . . . feels as if he's in free-fall.  **

Ennis, are sayin this is the END? You sayin we can't get together agin?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/freefall.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on November 15, 2006, 01:13:50 pm
MONROE:

((Preparing for another day at the Super Market. Still a bit shaken by the mysterious natural phenomenons recently seen in Riverton...))

** One day more! Another day, another destiny! Another day, another......dish of delicacies, I suppose.  ::) And suddenly I'm feeling the overpowering urge to tell Alma, as soon as I see her, that: Frankly, my dear, I do give a damn! You won't believe the enormously huge big damn I give! **


((Shakes head at the thought of being so forward))


%% She still barely notices me, what with that hubby of hers continually acting out, and the two kids and all. But she's still my bright angel and I'm not giving up hope!%%
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Post by: Daniel on November 15, 2006, 03:41:58 pm
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bb5934izsd-1.jpg)


%% Monore!!.   That's what my Godfather said.  He's the one that loves me. I should talk to Monroe.

Maybe Tomorrow i will pay more attention to him at work.  Maybe even flirt alittle.%%


THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM

((unable to resist, the phantom breaks into song))

**When the moon hits your eye, like-a big-a pizza pie, that's Monore!**
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Post by: DeeDee on November 15, 2006, 05:58:43 pm
ENNIS:

It's not the end Jack.  Maybe we can meet once in while out here.  No one will see us.  It would be private.  Please Jack, don't look at me that way.
This is the best I kin do.  It's jes too risky to meet anywheres else.


(( Ennis feels sick to his stomach.  He knows Jack is sad, but his safety must come first.))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 15, 2006, 06:27:39 pm
Jack

(( voice shaking ))

. . . Once in a while . . . ever' four fuckin' years!?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/brokeback_jake.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on November 15, 2006, 07:00:54 pm
(( Meanwhile, oblivious about the drama playing itself out in the mountains, MONROE goes about his everyday business, more than commonly distracted: ))


MONROE:

%% I've got the urge to prepare a pizza, all of a sudden. Wonder if I can remember that recipe for Pizza Amore I read in the "The Advanced Prairie Gourmet Companion" newsletter just the other day? %%

(( Concentrates his mind ))

%% Hmmm...... shredded cheese, obviously... jalapeno peppers ........red, green and yellow peppers, roasted, peeled and chopped.........onions, yes.....black pitted olives, snipped fresh cilantro...... and avocado, certainly. %%

** Perhaps I should rather create my own version and name it "Pizza Monro-ee". **

(( Shy little grin ))

** Wonder if Alma likes pizza? ** 

(http://catandmoon.com/throb2.gif)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 15, 2006, 08:16:25 pm
ALMA~

**At the exact same time Alma who was feeling alot better decided to send out for her favorite food
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumbnailj.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 15, 2006, 08:18:17 pm
ALMA~

 And it was delivered by...

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/pizzacostume.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 15, 2006, 08:34:15 pm
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokeback012-3.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on November 16, 2006, 12:17:42 pm
MONROE:

%% Pizza is good and well on a work-day, but the sweet things in life shouldn't be forgotten..... and in my view nothing has ever been or will ever be sweeter'n Alma. I should create a dessert in her honour. Something bright and bursting with taste, deliciously sweet, mouth-wateringly soft and tasty......

** Let's see: **

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/000000000000000000000apricot_cherry.jpg)


(( Starts humming ))

Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey,
my angel bright thrills me so!
Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey,
given the chance, I'll never let her go......



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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 16, 2006, 04:55:08 pm
Jack

Well, I guess I'll see ya around. I got a head back to Texas. And Lureen.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/cowboyjake.jpg)
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Post by: DeeDee on November 16, 2006, 05:12:40 pm
ENNIS:

Sorry Jack, I know you're angry at me, but I jes' can't see no other way 'round this.  Let's jes have one more night and we kin meet up 'ere again soon. I promise ya.

(( Ennis puts his head down to hide his tears and hopes Jack can't see the terror in his eyes.))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 16, 2006, 10:52:10 pm
**  Knowing it'll be their last night together for a while, the boys make the most of it.  **

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/couplewithflower.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 16, 2006, 10:52:44 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/haciendaforweblogo200.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 16, 2006, 10:54:52 pm
Jack

You know I hate drivin off and leavin ya. One last kiss goodbye.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/kissingsquirrels.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 16, 2006, 10:55:35 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/usmap.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on November 17, 2006, 12:28:54 am

~ And so it is written ~


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/hourglass3.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/EJPriestess.jpg)


Now beginneth the

Years in the Wilderness



YEEHAW
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Post by: welliwont on November 17, 2006, 12:44:41 am

CALL SHEET


==HEADS UP PEOPLE!!!  THE NEXT SCENES ARE:


       SCENE # 43 – ENNIS AND ALMA, THAT'S A LIFE?
       SCENE # 44 – PISSANT FARMERS
       SCENE # 45 – ANOTHER POSTCARD FROM JACK (HONEY)
       SCENE # 46 – MISSING BLUE PARKA
       SCENE # 47 – ALMOST FORGOT YOUR TACKLE BOX
       SCENE # 48 – SO DAMN HAPPY TO BE TOGETHER!



THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION ASSISTANTS ARE NEEDED ON SET:
High Priestess
Props Magician
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director
Laurel Sparta
Best Boy
Assistant To The 2nd Unit Assistant Director



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Ennis
Alma
Alma Jr
Jenny
Monroe
Jack
Lureen
Farmer # 1
Farmer # 2


THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS:
Jack's Body Butter
Terry Cloth
Guy Raphaelson
Lucise Indapaddock
any and all other BetterMostians who care to jump in ==

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Post by: saucycobblers on November 17, 2006, 09:34:37 am
ALMA~

 And it was delivered by...

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/pizzacostume.jpg)

Meanwhile, back in Riverton...

...the PIZZA DELIVERY GUY tears off his disguise in a smooth, yet passionate, sweeping motion... revealing...

(http://www.cultnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/RoadWarrior.jpeg)

MEL GIBSON:

**Awlroight ALMA, me lavly Sheila?? Invoite me in for a few stubbies an' oyl shaow ya whot it's reelly loike ta gaow Daan Unda...**

%%Since that owld sheila CHER came the raw prawn oy've been a bit laanly...%%


((MEL GIBSON winks knowingly at ALMA and flashes her a winning smile.))

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/saucycobblers/Mel20Gibson.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 17, 2006, 08:04:24 pm
Jack

(( daydreams as he drives back to Texas ))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/truckdream.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on November 17, 2006, 08:31:14 pm
D JT

PS:  Mr. Mel Gibson is no longer permitted to be anywhere on the premises of B.A.M., so if anyone sees him skulking about, would you please alert us right away.  Even if you are not sure that it's him, if you even suspect, please find a security person and let them know right away!  Thank you.


((MEL GIBSON, who's been waiting on the doorstep so long he's grown a beard...)) ;)

(http://www.justjared.com/pictures/2006/07/mel_gibson_mug_shot/thumbs/mel-gibson-mug-shot-03.jpg)

**Croipes ALMA let me in, there's a gud gerl. If that producer sheila gets a whiff a me, oy'll be up tha Murray River withowt a paeddle... Hey, it's awlroight - me 'n' yer owld man's mates. He'll understaand...**

(http://www.redhorn.de/madmax4/gibsonledger.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 17, 2006, 09:44:08 pm
ALMA'S nieghbors dog Roosevelt~
Has had enough of Mr. Gibsons annoying jbberish and knows His nieghbors boss, Jane , has forbidden him to be any where near the set!**
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Alma-on-landing.jpg)!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/dogs_restrictedentry.jpg)
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Post by: Brown Eyes on November 17, 2006, 10:20:45 pm
~ And so it is written ~


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/hourglass3.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/EJPriestess.jpg)


Now beginneth the

Years in the Wilderness


YEEHAW

**Sun and Moon report to the wilderness...**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4S9bF5FhkkBl2ujzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=139smeh40/EXP=1163902525/**http%3a//www.4yourmind.com/Mystic_Trader/images/Erie%2520sun%2520through%2520trees.JPEG)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby6ILbV5Fx_0AYi2jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12j1s4ut1/EXP=1163902603/**http%3a//www.andreas-griesser.de/live/archives/sun_thru_trees.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby6CQbV5F0EMBG3qjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12mrps6gs/EXP=1163902736/**http%3a//www.barbarabuckland.com/mainwebsite_html/moon-and-trees.jpg)


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Post by: saucycobblers on November 17, 2006, 10:40:12 pm
ALMA'S nieghbors dog Roosevelt~
Has had enough of Mr. Gibsons annoying jbberish and knows His nieghbors boss, Jane , has forbidden him to be any where near the set!**
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/dogs_restrictedentry.jpg)

MEL GIBSON:

**AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Ya mangy mongrel!! Back awff or oy'll pump ya fulla lead!!**

(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Mel-Gibson---Lethal-Weapon-Photograph-C10101886.jpeg)

((Looks around for ALMA...))

**ALMAAAAAAAA!!! Where's that sheila got ta??**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 17, 2006, 11:34:51 pm
Jack
%%                                                                                                                                                      %%
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/AG1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 17, 2006, 11:37:36 pm
ENNIS'S FOREMAN SARGE PAYNE~

** After a long day of herding random heifers,  Sarge Payne just happened to be warshing his overalls  in the laundramat downstairs when he heard all the commotion on the lawn.

Now hold on there just one moment there son!! If there's gonna be any shooting going on I suggest you might wanna start with me. And if you don't I suggest that you get off the pretty ladies property. cause I won't be wronged. and I wont be laid a hand on!  Roosevelt you get on home!!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/HotFifteen.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 18, 2006, 12:06:52 am
Jack

%%  I am always gonna remember lying with my lover, Ennis, looking up at the heavens and seeing the full moon. I thank my lucky stars for that man and our time together.  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/themoon.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 18, 2006, 07:05:46 pm
This is a public service announcement

A Way to Support Gay Rights

Watch Gay Television Shows
Despite what your parents said, watching television is good for you- especially if you're gay! By watching gay-theme television shows you increase their ratings. Increased ratings make the high-power networks and advertisers very happy. Hopefully, happy enough that they can't afford not to have gay programming. Showing Americans gay life on television may also lessen the fear of gay equality.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/gayspock.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on November 18, 2006, 08:14:59 pm
Gay televison? Err...  ;D

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Raumschiff3.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Raumschiff2.jpg)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/Raumschiff1.jpg)

For further information check:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0248408/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0248408/)
 
 ;D
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Post by: welliwont on November 18, 2006, 08:33:31 pm

This is a public service announcement

A Way to Support Gay Rights

Watch Gay Television Shows
Despite what your parents said, watching television is good for you- especially if you're gay! By watching gay-theme television shows you increase their ratings. Increased ratings make the high-power networks and advertisers very happy. Hopefully, happy enough that they can't afford not to have gay programming. Showing Americans gay life on television may also lessen the fear of gay equality.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/gayspock.jpg)

DIRECTOR JAKETWIST~

== Way to go Leslie!!   ;D  this post is brilliant!  You deserve a raise for that!!  Too bad all the extra money that was earmarked for Actors' raises and bonuses has been usurped by our lateest security requirements.  After the unfortunate breach of security (Mel Gibson), we had to divert the funds.... otherwise I am sure you would have been recompensed.  Too bad...  :-\ ==

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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 20, 2006, 04:46:14 pm
The Empress of Everything

Hmm... I am sensing the absence of activity
in this vicinity.  I had better drop in and see what is happening.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Gina-1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 20, 2006, 04:49:54 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/tired-baby.jpg)(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/kittyistired.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/sleeping.jpg)(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/06_andrew_sleeping.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 20, 2006, 04:55:28 pm
Empress of Everything

Oh the horror, the horror. Things are going from inactive to dead!
I must find a solution to this. Hmm... what to do, what to do?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/sleepbrosgrimm.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 20, 2006, 05:17:54 pm
Empress of Everything

Eureka !!! I have got it !!!
%% Or did I just say that? %%
The answer of course is Bananas!


(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/westindiabananas3.jpg)

How to eat a banana and keep your dignity

Bananas: The delicious yellow fruit that is very healthy for you. A fruit that is high in potassium that genuinely tastes really good. However, there's a catch: Bananas are the most phallic fruits on this planet.

George Carlin once said, "Men, how can you look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blowjob?" Well, unfortunately, he's right. When women eat bananas, men think dirty thoughts as a reflex. It's not that we're perverted people, we just can't help it.

What is even worse is when men eat bananas, they leave themselves open to lewd remarks from their friends. Most heterosexual men are very insecure about their sexuality, which most women love to complain about. As a result, many men are somewhat homophobic. Eating a banana in public does not help this matter at all. As a result, many men are not consuming as many bananas as they would like.

The following actions may be taken to allow men and women in general to eat bananas without feeling dirty or leaving themselves vulnerable to ridicule. You can eat a banana and keep your dignity by doing the following:

-Whenever possible, cut up the banana and mix it with cereal or the like. This eliminates the phallic nature of the banana while allowing you to enjoy the benefits.
-If on the run, hold the banana from the middle. Holding it from either end looks funny and suggestive.
-Peel the banana, and break off a small piece and put it in your mouth. Finish the banana a piece at a time. Never put the entire banana to your mouth at any time! This is somewhat suave and eliminates the opportunity to be ridiculed.

Hopefully these rules will prevent countless men and women from being the subject of inappropriate thoughts and gestures. This will also allow countless numbers to enjoy the healthy benefits of bananas and still keep their dignity.

Idea by zav200 from everything2.com
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 20, 2006, 05:20:07 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/miranda_show-1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 20, 2006, 05:21:19 pm
Carmen Miranda

Did someone call for me!?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/CarmenBananas.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 20, 2006, 05:25:49 pm
Carmen Miranda

My little chiquitas I have just what you need, bananas for everyone!!
Just head through that door. In an orderly fashion, chicquitas, in an orderly fashion.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/glitter_carmen_full.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 20, 2006, 05:26:45 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/nyc_bananas_mar_05.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 20, 2006, 05:35:18 pm
Audience member Jimmy Durante~

"Hey Lady! That's not a banana...that's my nose!"

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/jimmy_durante.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on November 20, 2006, 05:45:48 pm
((At the sudden and unannounced appearance of the Empress of Everything, the HIGH PRIESTESS chokes on her coffee and cherrycake.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka8crop.jpg)

%% What the...?  Who is THAT?!   And just who is she to walk in here and start going on about bananas without so much as a boy howdy? %%

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Post by: Meryl on November 20, 2006, 06:27:17 pm
((Meryl swings into action, rustling up her new Assistant))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkawithBryanBatt.gif)

** Alessandro, do be a dear and take a letter...

To:

Dame Edna Everidge
Headmistress and Divine Presence
DAME EDNA'S FINISHING SCHOOL FOR INTERNATIONAL MEGASTARS
Brisbane, Australia

Edna Dahling,

I'm faxing you a picture of a person who appeared on set just now styling herself the Empress of Everything.  Would you be a dear and run a fact check on her?  I must respond soon.

Kisses,
Meryl

High Priestess
Her Sageness
Head Gal
Brokeback Cult, Ltd. **
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Post by: Daniel on November 20, 2006, 06:54:39 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((At the mention of her codename, Empress of Everything, Laurel springs into action, leaving the production booth from its 1,000 foot high tower and making her way down the many stairs to the set.))

**Who's been painting the roses red??? Heads will roll for this! Umm, I mean, whats this about the Empress of Everything? And why is everyone asleep?**

((Laurel pokes a nearby production hand, a dozing gaffer.))

**Wake up, wake up, wake up! The Producer** ((Laurel crosses herself, looking skyward)) ** The Producer doesn't like it when we're not doing anything. The show must go on!!!**
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 20, 2006, 08:16:57 pm
ALMA~

** Meanwhile back in Riverton Ennis is back home. Little has been mentioned about the trip but there is alot of tension in the air. Alma is fixing Ennis soup for dinner. The same soup  she has made everynight since his return home.

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/funny-label-cocksoup.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 20, 2006, 08:22:09 pm
ALMA`

**being in one of her Scarlet moods today. Turns to Ennis and says..

Ennis your dinner is ready. I have to work a double today seeing your foreman Mr Payne cut your hours. Don't wait up!

%% Got to get to that store and see what Ashley's  Monroe's doing%%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtna03987orl-1.jpg)

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Post by: DeeDee on November 20, 2006, 08:56:18 pm
ENNIS:

Double?  You ain't doin' no double, Alma.  You come right home after your shift. I'm the man, I make the money.  You listenin' ta me?  ALMA!

%%  Need to calm myself down here.  Been too long since me and Jack been t'gether.  She's gonna wonder why I'm gettin' like this.  I need my man soon.%%

Whut the hell ya got on yer head woman?
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 20, 2006, 09:22:41 pm
ALMA~

Well I promised that I would take the second shift. need the extra money to buy you a new fishing pole seeing that one doesn't seem to work! and this is called a hat all the girls are wearing them! 

%% A hat...hatboy!!%%

(( Alma  hurry's  out the door ))

Like I said supper's on the stove!!

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 20, 2006, 09:26:18 pm
ALMA~

(( Relizes Ennis has followed her outside and picks up the pace))

Fiddle..dee..dee!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2367vbhh-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on November 20, 2006, 10:04:57 pm
ALMA~

((Picking up the pace))

%% oh he's right on my tail!%%
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2374bb-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on November 20, 2006, 10:06:33 pm
ALMA~

%% I like the new me!%%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2374bb-2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on November 20, 2006, 10:58:09 pm
Empress of Everything

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/gina5.jpg)

Geez... you try and help and wadda ya get? Grief, that's whut. Grief.


%%  Oh, no, now I'm all worked up. I'm sweating - me, the Empress of Everything,
sweating. The indignity of it all. Now I'm the one who needs help. But what is it
I need? Hmmm, ... let me think. I know what I need - no he's not around -
Hmm...  I know! I need a soothing bath.  %%

(( claps hands ))

Oh handmaidens! Draw me a bath!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on November 21, 2006, 12:36:17 am
Empress of Everything

AAAaaahhhhhhhhhhh................. that's better   **sigh**

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginaBath.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on November 21, 2006, 12:40:16 am
Jack

Lureen!! I'm home!!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/texas.jpg)

%%  No answer. She must be at work. I better get in to work, too. Those new combines must a come in by now. Gotta get sellin 'em.  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on November 21, 2006, 12:42:17 am
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/pissant.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 21, 2006, 12:43:23 am
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/pissantlook.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on November 21, 2006, 10:49:01 am
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/bullriding3.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on November 21, 2006, 04:06:41 pm
MONROE:

((Considering inventory at the Super Market. Is suddenly inspired: ))

** Probably time to stock up on beef. Sure seems like a beef kind of day to me. **


((Filled with secret glee: ))

** Gotta hurry and incidentally be near the door when Alma arrives, so I can greet her, all casual-like. Say something nice. And romantic. She's coming in to do that extra shift and everything, what with Do-Do going AWOL with nearly no notice. What should I say.....? **

((Thinks hard))


%%  Look what the wind blew in? %%

 ::)

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Post by: Mikaela on November 21, 2006, 05:37:03 pm
MONROE:


** I know what I'd *like* to say to Alma.......**


%% Did you ever think of marrying just for fun?

......or maybe:

I can't go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands.

No, wait, I'd most of all like to tell her that:

You need kissing, badly. You should be kissed - often, by someone who knows how.

I mean, seriously, not to boast - but those sessions with CHER *did* teach me a thing or two, after all....... %%


(( Heaves a small sigh and blushes ))

** It's just not *me*, saying such stuff. I'd feel strange, as if I was acting in a beautiful and romantic movie! **  ;)


%% Oh well. I'd better get cracking on these new advertisement posters. Fresh produce don't sell itself! %%

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/00000000000000000000000000000000-2.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 21, 2006, 06:40:55 pm
ALMA~

((Arrives at the store and see's Monroe up front, using hand jesters and talking to what seemed like himself))

%% ooops there he is!! I don't know what to say. Iv'e got to sneak by him some how %%

(( Alma darts and runs down to the condiment aisle.))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_1838v.jpg)

%% Oh no I am so nervous! I have got to calm down!  What would Scarlet do?  Think Scarlet!  But he doesn't know what my Fairy Godfather told me. Maybe he doesn't even feel that way!  After all my Fairy Godfather is a little strange!

(( Alma peeks through an opening !))

%% Where'd he go?))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/487Almaclose-upofhershock-4.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 21, 2006, 06:44:40 pm
ALMA~


((Suddenly someone touches her shoulder and she turns around startled))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/jjjjj.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/0000000000000000nightmonfr.jpg)

H..He..Hel...Helllo  .... Monroe!

%% My Lord, look at him!%%
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Post by: Mikaela on November 21, 2006, 06:54:38 pm
MONROE:


Hi, Alma.

Oh my! You look...........you look radiant!



%% Eeeep! She'll think I'm too forward! %%
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Post by: Mikaela on November 21, 2006, 07:03:19 pm
MONROE:


%% Oh what the heck, fortune favours the brave!  %%


I..... I've always thought you look beautiful, Alma. And your voice......... you've got such a sweet voice.

((Blushes furiously))


Erm...... uh........yes. Well then ......uhm, so you're OK taking the extra shift and all?

%% What's the matter with me!?! Way to kill the romance! But...could there be any romance, that's what I'd like to know..... %%
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 21, 2006, 07:10:31 pm
ALMA~

Whut?....I mean..   uhm...uhm......I ... I   had better get to work! 

%% What did he just say?  My Lord calm down!! Got to calm down%%

(( Alma starts is loosing her Scarlet confidence. Quickly ties her hair bac kand throws on her work uniform smock))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_1876hh.jpg)

((  Speachless, and can't stop starring at Monroe))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_1865.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 21, 2006, 07:11:20 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/0000000000000000nightmonfr.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on November 21, 2006, 07:19:30 pm
MONROE:

((Softly))

You know, I'm used to thinking of you as my bright angel, because you light up this place, you make it shine, and you make me glow too.....

I know I shouldn't be saying this. But it's true.



((Looks down with a sigh. Stands there silently for amoment, then turns to leave the aisle ))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 21, 2006, 07:24:59 pm
Empress of Everything

My goodness - it certainly is BRIGHT in here !

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/gina4.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 21, 2006, 07:27:05 pm
ALMA~

((hearing that, Alma has this quick vision))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/contracheck1smallest-2.jpg)

Monroe!  Maybe we can have coffee at break?

%% I cant believe I just said that%%
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Post by: Mikaela on November 21, 2006, 07:36:54 pm
MONROE:


I'd like that. A cup of coffee....... with you.


%% It's not just this room that is bright, it's the future! And I'll brew the best cup of coffee ever, hot as love and dark as...... my nights without Alma!!! %%

((Mood and spirit soaring, MONROE starts humming softly as he moves away down the aisle ))


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Post by: Arad-3 on November 21, 2006, 07:43:54 pm
ALMA~

((manages to say..))

Sure enough!

(( Alma still starring as Monroe walks away))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_1865.jpg)

Coffee... yes... that would be nice... finally,  someone who wants to have a cup of coffee with me!.
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Post by: Mikaela on November 21, 2006, 07:50:43 pm
MONROE:


%% Oh, never doubt I'd swim wild rivers of freshly brewed coffee to be with you, Alma. %%


(( Quietly closes the door to the office and is gone from view ))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 21, 2006, 11:49:13 pm
Jack

**Meanwhile, down in Childress, Texas, Jack has a thought.**

%%  I wonder if I should send a postcard to my humpin' buddy 'bout fishin'? %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/PostcardtoEnnis.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 12:15:17 am
Empress of Everything

Ah, activity! It looks like my bananas worked.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/gina7.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on November 22, 2006, 02:33:51 am
Empress of Everything

Ah, activity! It looks like my bananas worked.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/gina7.jpg)

THE HIGH PRIESTESS:

%% The nerve of the woman!  Waltzing in here, throwing around bananas, and now her bazongas!  Drat it all, Edna's not answering my faxes.  She must be on her four-millionth Annual Farewell Tour.   I'll have to sound her out myself. %%

((Heading for her wardrobe, Meryl chooses her outfit carefully))


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinkaHat.jpg)

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Post by: Ellemeno on November 22, 2006, 03:54:47 pm
Empress of Everything

Ah, activity! It looks like my bananas worked.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/gina7.jpg)

Appreciative AUDIENCE MEMBER chuckling,

%%Honey, those ain't bananas.%%
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Post by: southendmd on November 22, 2006, 03:58:22 pm
SECOND APPRECIATIVE AUDIENCE MEMBER:

**Bananas?  Looks more like a bag o' grapefruits.**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 04:52:39 pm
Empress of Everything

Why thank you, darling. It's so nice of you to notice!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Gina-1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 04:59:28 pm
Empress of Everything

Please, have a cup of espresso - it is my own special brew.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/tourniquetcoffee.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on November 22, 2006, 05:21:08 pm
THE HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka1.jpg)

** Did someone mention espresso?  Why, hello darling, I don't think we've met.  Dear me, aren't you a tad chilly?  Let me offer you a wrap. **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/cowhidecoat.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on November 22, 2006, 05:59:11 pm
MONROE:

((Totally breathless))


Oh my!


** I'm in the presence of the HIGH PRIESTESS and THE EMPRESS OF EVERYTHING at the same time! And on the surface of things they're discussing Espresso! Just what I need!**


Could you omniscient, all-powerful ladies please, please help me with one of the most important decisions of my life:

I'm making coffe for ALMA - for our appointed coffee break - and I can't decide which brand or blend to make her!  Ordinary Black? But what blend?? Or.......Cappuchino? Latte? Espresso? Mochachino? Frappuchino? Irish Coffee? Maybe not at work in the middle of the day..... ?

This cup of coffee could be the start of something beautiful, or the end of everything! I've got to get it right!

Help!!!


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Post by: Mikaela on November 22, 2006, 06:26:48 pm
MONROE:

((Calming down some))

And don't be worried you'll end up proposing something *too* special.

I've got it all! As you can see - if it just calls itself coffee, I'm prepared to brew it and serve it - right here and now!


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/coffee2.jpg)


(( Smiles politely and makes a welcoming gesture ))

I've poured each of you most formidable ladies a cup; - please won't you sit down and have a hot, dark, sweet cup of something special while you share of your immense wisdom with me?

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 22, 2006, 06:29:24 pm
ALMA~

**Meanwhile,  unaware of Monroe's efforts to make the perfect coffee himself,  Alma tries to think of somewhere they could go for coffee.

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/119765d5.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/delicious.jpg)



%% It's a couple miles out but.. Maybe Monroe wouldnt mind taking a little drive... It's a nice night out and Monroes got that cool Coupe he just bought!  Lord have mercy What am I thinking!  I'm married!%.

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/1951StarliteArt-1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 10:05:10 pm
Jack

Honey?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/lg_smoke.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 10:06:07 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/honey.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 10:18:26 pm
Honey - It's your choice!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/honeybear.jpg)  (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/honeypet-1.jpg)


Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 10:19:08 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/honeygoodnight.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 10:21:11 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/honeydancer.jpg)

HONEY DANCER
For pleasure, For enjoyment, For rent
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 11:01:25 pm
Jack

Honey! You seen my blue parka!?  I haven't seen it since that Ice Storm, have you?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 11:02:01 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/lureensmoke.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 11:14:44 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/theicestorm.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 11:16:43 pm
Jack

%% Could a swore I left here in the closet along with my real and true self. %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/JACKSBUM.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 11:17:22 pm
Jack

I'm still looking.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/JACKSBUM.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 11:20:16 pm
Empress of Everything

We're ALL looking, darling. purrrrrrrrrrrrr......

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/gina6.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 11:23:43 pm
Jack's Blue Parka

Heh...heh...heh...

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/blueparka3.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 11:24:50 pm
Jack's Blue Parka

kowabunga!!!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/hawaiiparka.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 11:26:08 pm
Thirsty? Have a Queer Beer!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/queerbeer.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 11:28:20 pm
Audience member

I have to say I'm enjoying The Performance Thread, but some of these people are so odd!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/honeyman.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 11:29:13 pm
Jack's Blue Parka

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/sphinx.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 11:29:57 pm
Jack's Blue Parka

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Statue_David.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 11:35:19 pm
Jack

Honey? Lureen, honey? I'm goin fishin' with m' fuckin' buddy. I mean, I'm goin' fuckin' with my - oops.

%%  I gotta think fast here, think on my feet. I almost let it slip out about me 'n Ennis.  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/6B.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on November 22, 2006, 11:43:34 pm
MONROE:

I've got it all! As you can see - if it just calls itself coffee, I'm prepared to brew it and serve it - right here and now!


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/coffee2.jpg)

(( Smiles politely and makes a welcoming gesture ))

I've poured each of you most formidable ladies a cup; - please won't you sit down and have a hot, dark, sweet cup of something special while you share of your immense wisdom with me?

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinkaCloseup.jpg)

** Dear Monroe, you are too kind!  I wouldn't say no to a triple shot sheep's milk skim latte caramel cappuccino no foam with a teensy drop of Old Rose.   

And what will you have, Eve Empress, a milk shake? **

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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 11:57:05 pm
Empress of Everything

I’ll have una bella tazza di caffe. That’s Italian for a beautiful cup of coffee. (( looks smug ))


(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/cup_small.jpg)

**mutters: biatch
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on November 22, 2006, 11:57:58 pm
Jack

Childress, Texas

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Roy-Lichtenstein-Forget-It--Forg-2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Meryl on November 23, 2006, 02:18:26 am
Empress of Everything

I’ll have una bella tazza di caffe. That’s Italian for a beautiful cup of coffee. (( looks smug ))


((Meryl lifts an eyebrow and smiles sweetly at the EE))

%% Tourist! %%

((Gestures toward the corner))

** Sediamoci a tavola while Monroe prepares our belle tazze? **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/cafetable.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on November 23, 2006, 03:15:03 am
THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((A burst of strange, exotic pipe organ music blares wildly as a masked man steps out from behind the columns))

**Pardon moi, Mademoiselles. I could not help but notice the quaint little afternoon coffee break. I am certain I can afford my presence to such an occassion. I hope you do not mind, but I have sto-, ah, procured some fine delicacies from Monroe's secret stash and can now offer the best of the best. Surely, you all would be willing to dine in style with me, and we could share the most delicious gossip from throughout the set. I must apologize for my fishy odor, it is not fresh caviar or baby squid or any other surprise of the sea, but one which I am currently unable to avoid.**

((The Phantom pulls out another chair and sits at the little bistro table, holding forth a Biker's Basket overflowing with scrumptuous goodies.))

**Now, where's the Espresso? - Oh yes, Milady High Priestess, I think I may have discovered a mutual friend of ours, for some reason left to rot in the bowels of the pit between the Sacred Relic Room and the Properties Storage Facility. He is quite famished, and I have offered what restitution I can, but be assured I am certain he is still hungry. He has not eaten in several days.**
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Post by: Daniel on November 23, 2006, 03:22:24 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy is scruffy looking, shabby in more than a few edges, his hair out of place and a wild glint in his eyes.))

**Ha! Hello, your Holy Highness, and the Empress of Everything. How alliterative. I-I-I only hope.... well I'm not certain what I hope, not anymore.**

((Guy's wildness is overcome by sudden and ubrupt vulnerability. He almost crumples to the ground but the Phantom steps forward with ease and catches him in his arms. Guy grabs hold of a bistro chair and pulls himself up.))

**I'm sorry, dear ladies. I haven't used my limbs for some time. If the Phantom hadn't found me when he did... I don't know what would have happened to me.**
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Post by: Ellemeno on November 23, 2006, 06:07:51 am
JOAN ALLEN, KEVIN KLINE, SIGOURNEY WEAVER

%% If we'd had blue parkas, maybe our movie wouldn't have been so cold %%


(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/191990~The-Ice-Storm-Posters.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 23, 2006, 10:46:21 am
Jack

%%  Where in tarnation is my butt butter? I gotta have m' butt as soft 'n silky as a peach for my man. I wonder if JBB comes in peach? My JBB is my most important asset. Gotta remember to take it with - as if I could forget! %%

** Jack's face takes on a rapt, fond look of remembrance at the thought of his JBB. **

%%  My pants are gettin' awful tight again.  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/bbmde.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 23, 2006, 12:51:19 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/soapad.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on November 23, 2006, 04:38:46 pm
MONROE:


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/MonroeThanksgiving2.jpg)

What happened to that romantic tete-a-tete coffee break I was looking forward to?   >:(

** Now here instead I've got a veritable 3-ring circus going: A formidable clash of the ultra-mega-divas, all barbed sugary remarks and arched eyebrows. A mysterious masked phantom complete with blaring pipe organ music in tow, and some scruffy-looking poor wild man, crumpling on the floor. **

((Sighs, exasperated))

%% And all of them wanting me to serve them tasty treats, coffee......... I'd normally be delighted to do so......but not just now!!! Alma can be here any minute! %%


((Realization dawning))

%% Nothing here will help me woo Alma, that's for sure. I'm on my own. %%


((Decisive))

Well all right! See if I don't make it anyhow! I'll just...... I'll ask her out, that's what!


((Distracted despite himself:))

** Butt Butter?!? What's that about? ** 


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Post by: Daniel on November 23, 2006, 07:47:39 pm
THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

** Nonsense, we've no interest in disturbing your tete-a-tete. I have taken the liberty of providing a more private ensemble for us. We will leave this lovely porch bistro to you and your paramour, as I have had the common courtesy of reserving our seats..** ((dramatic organ music plays)) **..within.**

(http://www.craigdoriasafaris.com/cu_crater/Crater%20Lodge.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 23, 2006, 11:20:29 pm
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/thinkofEnnis.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 23, 2006, 11:25:35 pm
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/shopping.jpg) (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/shopping2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 23, 2006, 11:26:49 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/peachbox.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 23, 2006, 11:30:05 pm
Jack

%%  Does my butt look fat?  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/jakesass1.jpg)

((Applies JBB to his butt.))

%%  Or does it look peachy?  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/jakesass1.jpg) (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/peach.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 24, 2006, 12:00:05 am
Empress of Everything

Hey you, High Prostitute er... Priestess - may I call you High? - I want to thank you for the fur coat you gave me the other day. I hope you don't mind, it was a tad too big so I had it altered.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginasweater.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on November 24, 2006, 02:28:58 pm
Empress of Everything

Hey you, High Prostitute er... Priestess - may I call you High? - I want to thank you for the fur coat you gave me the other day. I hope you don't mind, it was a tad too big so I had it altered.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginasweater.jpg)

HIGH PRIESTESS:

** My dear, it's taken us so long to get from the bar to our table, I'm only surprised you didn't order up a hat and gloves as well.   No matter, I see you must be possessed of that fortuitously thick skin type which allows you to move about lightly clothed in the chilliest of airs with little or no discomfort. **

((Meryl turns to greet the PHANTOM OF THE FILM and his wan companion))

** Why, Phan, what a delicious surprise to find you here with dear Guy!  May I introduce you to--I hope I have this right--The Empress of Everything--and her twins. **


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Post by: Arad-3 on November 24, 2006, 05:48:21 pm
ALMA~

** Aware that Monroe is looking frustrated ...

&& Got to get Monroe out of here..These two look dangerous to me And those twins look like trouble!!%%

** Alma walks up behind Monroe and whispers...

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Lahr20Bert20Wizard20of20Oz20The_01.jpg)

Let's get out of here. Ill meet you out at your car in Ten minutes!!

%% I need to get prettied up!%%
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 24, 2006, 06:33:17 pm
Local beautician, Miss Richfield of 1981

I'll say you need to get prettied up, hon!

%%  Good Lord, 10 minutes? I need about 10 hours.  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Miss_Richfield__1_2_2715.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 24, 2006, 07:46:50 pm
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/dreamin.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on November 25, 2006, 12:39:18 am
MONROE:

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/MonroeThanksgiving2.jpg)

What happened to that romantic tete-a-tete coffee break I was looking forward to?   >:(

** Now here instead I've got a veritable 3-ring circus going: A formidable clash of the ultra-mega-divas, all barbed sugary remarks and arched eyebrows. A mysterious masked phantom complete with blaring pipe organ music in tow, and some scruffy-looking poor wild man, crumpling on the floor. **

((Decisive))

** Well all right! See if I don't make it anyhow! I'll just...... I'll ask her out, that's what! **

((Intuiting MONROE's dilemma, the HIGH PRIESTESS excuses herself momentarily while the PHANTOM and GUY acquaint themselves with the Twins Empress.  Calling him closer, she whispers to him while pressing something into his hand.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/phial.jpg)

** Don't worry, darling, everything will work out between you and your Bright Angel.   I have seen it, if you know what I mean.  Here, drink down the contents of this phial and I promise you, you will be irresistible!  Now go! **

%% It's really Dr. Pepper with a dash of Worcestershire, but it'll give the poor man some chutzpah! %%
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 25, 2006, 12:23:37 pm
HIGH PRIESTESS:

** My dear, it's taken us so long to get from the bar to our table, I'm only surprised you didn't order up a hat and gloves as well.   No matter, I see you must be possessed of that fortuitously thick skin type which allows you to move about lightly clothed in the chilliest of airs with little or no discomfort. **


Empress of Everything

It's not thick skin, D-E-A-R, it's being hot-blooded. ((little smirk here)) After all, I'm Italian.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginasweater.jpg)

Now, let's have that coffee the Phantom so kindly prepared for us, shall we? (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/cup_small.jpg)

And who is that disheveled little man!?
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Post by: Daniel on November 25, 2006, 03:27:31 pm
THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((The phantom looks over at Guy Raphaelson, uncertain whether or not he should guide him to the table.))

**I'm not sure who he is now, but he was once a talented marketing advisor for Un Ltd, a corporation intrigued by the marketing possibilities made available by the film. I found him bound and gagged within the storage chamber I was telling you about. I am not entirely above kidnapping, but binding and gagging are just a little too much for me. No one can sing when gagged. If he will just eat or drink something, I'm sure he will soon be back to his normal self.**
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Post by: Mikaela on November 25, 2006, 03:52:56 pm
MONROE:


((Steps out of the room and closes the door, leaving the HP, the Empress, the twins, the Phantom and Guy behind to do their thing ))

** Tidings of comfort and joy!!!   The HP's words to me can't be called anything else! Woo-hoo! **


(( Reverently breaks vial and downs the contents in one gulp ))

** Gulp **


((Fine-tuned gourmet palate kicks immediately into action: ))

%% Huh! Who'd ever have thought that top-sacred magical concoctions taste just like Dr. Pepper with a dash of Worcestershire ?!? %%

((Shakes head in wonder))


%% Well, I'm not going to stand around wasting time, looking this gift horse further in the mouth.......   %%

(( Dashes out to the car ))


Alma! Are you ready?  Let's go! There's a whole wide IRRESISTIBLE world out there!
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 25, 2006, 06:44:53 pm
ALMA~

(( Alma brushes her hair out and puts in a barret that she had in her locker.))

%% What am I thinking? What if Ennis come's to the store looking for me?   Uhm.. Ill just tell him we had to go make a delivery. Well at least Don's should be quiet this time of night%%

((Alma stands in front of the mirror and sighs))

%% I wish I had something pretty to wear. I hate being so poor all the time. Someday... I am going to dress like a real lady, Someday. ...I am going to look like this...

((Alma has a vision))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/scarletfever1.jpg)

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Post by: Pipedream on November 25, 2006, 07:04:04 pm

** Olivia, flying over Riverton and coincidentally spotting Monroe in the street, can't quite belief her owl-eyes...**
:o 

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EuleaufBeutezugKopie.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 26, 2006, 01:33:37 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/smokersfat.jpg)

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/smoking6th.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 26, 2006, 01:38:43 pm
Jack

Lureen, honey, did you call Bobby's school about getting him some help with his studies?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/JackinTexas.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 26, 2006, 01:40:04 pm
Jack

I'd call but his teacher don' like me, says I complain too much. Cain't imagine why she'd say a fool thing like that.

(( scratches head ))

“A Twist of Bitch” by thesilverlining on YouTube



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Post by: Daniel on November 26, 2006, 04:27:03 pm
LUREEN NEWSOME TWIST:

** Why you callin' me honey like that. Bein' all plaintive like you been, Jack. I can tell you're wantin' me ta do somethin'. Well I ain't doin' it.**

((After Jack explains the situation.))

** Yeah I kinda been noticin' you complainin' all the time. Ya might as well just settle in and get it over with, ya know, put yer mind at ease.
Ya know I been harpin' on ya all this time... say wasn't ya goin' somewhere, up to Wyomin' again er something?**
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Post by: DeeDee on November 26, 2006, 08:01:47 pm
ENNIS:

(( Ennis is getting ready for his trip to meet Jack.  Looks over at Alma sitting at the kitchen table. ))

%% Look at 'er..sittin' there all smug, thinkin' she knows it all.  She should know the truth.  She should know where I'm puttin' it..%%

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 27, 2006, 04:18:58 pm
ALMA~

%% Look at him walking around like some big shot..going on another big 'fishin trip" darling? Don't think I dont know where your pole goes! %%

((Alma thinks about Jacks post card ))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2407.jpg)

%% I just hope you enjoy the note I attached to your hook!  We'll see how much fishin' you do!%%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2407k.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 27, 2006, 04:27:21 pm
ALMA~

Their hiring at the Electric Company, pay is real good

%% Lets hear what excuse he's got this time.. %%
(( put's her hand to her ear as if to hear better))

%% I'm still so mad he ruined my coffee date with Monroe. calling the store over a runny nose!%%


(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2460.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 27, 2006, 09:05:06 pm
Jack

I'm headin' up to the Big Horny mountains for a week.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/bighorn.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 27, 2006, 09:25:19 pm
Jack

%%  I'll just shift my weight from one foot to the other.
Give you a view of the other cheek.  ;)  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/jacksass-1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 27, 2006, 09:26:01 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Motelcuddle.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on November 28, 2006, 09:01:24 pm
THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((The phantom looks over at Guy Raphaelson, uncertain whether or not he should guide him to the table.))

**I'm not sure who he is now, but he was once a talented marketing advisor for Un Ltd, a corporation intrigued by the marketing possibilities made available by the film. I found him bound and gagged within the storage chamber I was telling you about. I am not entirely above kidnapping, but binding and gagging are just a little too much for me. No one can sing when gagged. If he will just eat or drink something, I'm sure he will soon be back to his normal self.**

The HIGH PRIESTESS:

** Now that you mention it, it has been extremely quiet on the Marketing front lately.  Poor Guy!  Who would have treated you so cruelly?  Sit down and eat something and tell us all about it.  We should call Mr. Indapaddock at once!  He must be frantic with worry for his fiance. **

((While THE PHANTOM urges GUY to tuck in to a plate loaded with pate, cheese, cold meats and fruit, the HIGH PRIESTESS leans over to the EMPRESS OF EVERYTHING))

** Darling, there's nothing I'd like more than to have a cozy tete-a-tete and trade Diva tales and bra sizes,  but you know how subplots are...they can pop up and bite you in the arse quicker than you can say Cher in a shoe store. **

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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 28, 2006, 09:28:03 pm
Empress of Everything

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginasweater.jpg)

Looks to me like his hands are still tied. Here, darling, let me help you.

%%  My! You are a good-looking guy. Now, what was your name again?  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/tied.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on November 28, 2006, 10:19:58 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

**I'm Guy Raphaelson, and I'm afraid I'm not quite able to respond to people as I once had. I have always had some mental and concentration difficulties, but over the past few days...... well, things have changed a bit. In order to keep from losing my sanity in the darkness I-I-I found myself repeating various marketing strategies and financing formulae over and over again in my head... That was good, because it kept those other disorganized aspects of myself from gaining hold, but now they won't stop. At this very moment I am calculating the variable interest rate of a 20-year mortgage. And I -**

((Guy stops momentarily as the Phantom accidentally drops a plate of fruit slices and caramel dipping sauce on the floor.))

**Thirty-eight and four ounces.**

((Guy shakes his head.))

**I'm sorry.... where was I again... mortgages?**

((Guy shakes his head as if muddled and looks down at the ground.))
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Post by: Daniel on November 28, 2006, 10:23:22 pm
THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

**How silly of me, ladies. I seem to have already ruined our little feast.... I will order some more. This time, perhaps I can handle the plate without these satin opera gloves. Why did I decide to wear opera gloves to a film, I haven't quite figured that out.**

((The Phantom removes his stark white gloves revealing the badly scarred flesh beneath.))

**Oh, try not to think of that. There are worse things in this world... Speaking of which.... Guy, you really must eat something.**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 29, 2006, 12:08:10 am
Jack

'Bye Lureen! Here's a little kiss for you afore I go.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/kiss.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 29, 2006, 12:12:25 am
Jack

I have to drive up to Wyomin' because I doubt his ol' truck would make it down to Texas.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Kendickson_old_truck.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 29, 2006, 12:16:52 am
Jack

((Heads north to Wyomin'))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/red_truck7.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on November 29, 2006, 11:34:47 am
LUREEN:

((shakes her head and rolls her eyes as Jack prounces out the door.))

**Remember ta get yer ass back down here for the new combines.  I jest heard musical mules make good sales.**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 29, 2006, 04:28:25 pm
Jack

%% I surely do hope that Ennis
is not late meetin' me at the campsite.
Him and me has got some serious lovin'
to catch up on! %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/10681528.jpg)

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Post by: Lumière on November 29, 2006, 09:11:15 pm
((  MEANWHILE ...

Back at LUCISE INDAPADDOCK's trailer ..



Lucise tosses and turns in bed ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/4dd38a4b.jpg)


.. He finally wakes up .. after sleeping for what seems like an entire year!  He looks around him, sleepily at first, as he rubs his eyes ..
He realises he is alone in bed ..))


%%  Where is Guy?    How long have I been asleep?  Why didn't someone wake me?  What the..?  What about the wedding..?  What about... %%


** GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYY!!!  **


(( Lucise jumps out of bed and staggers into the living area..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/744d7aa1.jpg)


He looks around some more .. nobody..he panicks..))


%%  Where the heck is Guy? .. What day is it?  What time is it anyway?  Where is he?  I need to tell him that  .. %%


** GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYY!!!  **

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Post by: Daniel on November 30, 2006, 12:30:27 am
((As if in reply to Lucise's panicked shouts, an ingenious little device is activated and an envelope of purest vellum falls from the ceiling, tied with a red ribbon to the ceiling. On its surface is written in elegant script "Monsieur Indapaddock." There is a sudden burst of lively, classical music from an invisible orchestra and a pensive humming of strings, as though waiting for something.))

PHANTOM OF THE FILM VOICEOVER: **Ahem**

((Sensing another musical number, Lucise is torn between reaching up to take the letter or heading out the door, finally fate decides for him, and he takes the letter, opening it, as the orchestra blares up again and the Phantom's voice is clearly heard.))

**My dear Mr. Indapaddock,
        Hope it's not an inconvenient time.
        To inform you, you laze.
        That you've slept for days.
        And now your lover's gone for he's the unsuspecting victim of some crime.

        Please do not be unbraided.
        This is not a postletter of ransom.
        But I think it's rather best,
        if you were up and dressed.
        My self discipline's quite stressed and your lover is really quite handsome.

        And to keep my musical letter short,
        I have found your Monsieur Guy.
        He's quite well,
        I can tell:
        A little addled in the head, I think, but I have no psychiatry degree.

        In short, I think you'd better be up.
        And on your way to find your beaux.
        Come at once, if you can,
        To obtain your man.
        We are waiting patiently at the little bistro on Ducksina Row.

        There is just one more small matter.
        And then I will say Adieu.
        I am still waiting for my pay.
        It should have been here yesterday.
        Please tell Ms. Sparta that my salary is long overdue.**


     
       

       
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Post by: Lumière on November 30, 2006, 01:54:41 am
(( LUCISE paces as he listens to the PHANTOM's voice over and over again, clutching the letter in his hand...))


%%  I must've been asleep way too long!  Who the heck is this phantom?  And what is that music?  And where TF is it coming from?  And where the heck is Ducksina Row and why would Guy be there with a Spartan?  AARRGGGHHHH.. I think I am going insane!!!!!!!  Maybe this a dream .. maybe I am still sleeping .. Maybe ..%%


((Lucise rushes back to the bedroom, throws some clothes on and picks up his phone from the floor beside the bed.
He quickly dials GUY's number..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/46d5c60d.jpg)

))

%% Come on babe, pick up the damn phone ..%%

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Post by: DeeDee on November 30, 2006, 11:23:46 am
Jack

%% I surely do hope that Ennis
is not late meetin' me at the campsite.
Him and me has got some serious lovin'
to catch up on! %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/10681528.jpg)


ENNIS:

(( Ennis, now driving to meet Jack is excited, but at the same time disturbed by Alma's attitude.))

%%Damn, that girl was so smug, wonder if she knows anythin'?  Nah, we been real good keepin' it from her.  There's just somethin' in those eyes tellin' me diff'rent.
Oh well, I'll jes' think about Jack, my beautiful Jack.%%

((Ennis see Jack by the at the site and love overwhelms him once more.))







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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 30, 2006, 11:53:20 am
Jack

ENNIS ! I sure am glad t' see ya!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Which%20Jake/Jack_in_purple2.jpg)

I got camp all set up.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/campsite.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on November 30, 2006, 11:54:13 am
Jack

Seriously, Ennis, I wanna be on top tonight.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Which%20Jake/Jack_in_purple.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on November 30, 2006, 12:11:37 pm
((Leaning over the croissants and baguettes, trying to choose the most luscious looking of them, the Phantom hears a ringing coming from Guy's pocket.))

THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:
**Pardon me, Monsieur, but your trousers seem to be ringing. Do you want to answer them?**

GUY RAPHAELSON:
**I can't tell, everything's been ringing.**

THE PHANTOM ((getting angry)):
**Eat something! Before one of us here forcefeeds you!**

((Guy reluctantly reaches for an orange slice. His cellphone continues to ring.))

((THE PHANTOM walks over to where Guy is crumpled in his chair, stands him up, then reaches in his pocket for his cellphone, trying desperately not to think of any number of other possibilities that closeness allows.))

**Bonjour, FG speaking. You've reached Guy's cellphone.**

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 30, 2006, 03:41:06 pm
ALMA~

((Alma still sitting at the table waiting for Ennis's response))

Ennis,  I said they are hring down at the Electric Company! The pay's real good.

(( looks around))

ENNIS...?   Where are you?   Ennis!   Ennis!

%% What the...? He left?  He just left like that?  He didn't even say goodbye this time!  Did I zone out again? Been doing that alot lately%%




(( Alma notices the tackle box still on the table))

%% He ran out so fast I didn't even get to remind him to take his tackle box!  Poor guy... now he will have to fish with his bear hands!!  LOL. Did I just say fish?   Fish, yeah... right!  Sure would of liked him to read my note though! %%
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokeback012f.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on November 30, 2006, 03:44:34 pm
ALMA~`

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2475ejh.jpg)
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2475rewwes.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on November 30, 2006, 03:50:55 pm
ALMA~

Fairy Godfather please... give me something to hold on to. This is just so hard!

FAIRY GODFATHER~

You got it kid!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokeback012f43h.jpg)

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Post by: Lumière on November 30, 2006, 06:59:07 pm
((Leaning over the croissants and baguettes, trying to choose the most luscious looking of them, the Phantom hears a ringing coming from Guy's pocket.))

THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

**Bonjour, FG speaking. You've reached Guy's cellphone.**


((Lucise stops breathing for a sec..))

** You are who??  For goodness sake, can you get Guy on the phone now please?  And why are you the one answering his phone?  I wish to speak to my fiance please, put him on ...  please!  **


((Lucise scratches his head, pacing faster now ..))
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Post by: Daniel on November 30, 2006, 07:10:35 pm
THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

**Ah, Monsieur Indapaddock. I am.... well, its really not important who I am. Suffice it to say that I wear a mask in part to keep my identity secret, and to hide the horrible dying tragedy that resulted when I bathed with the same water used for film treatment. But please come posthaste to the address I gave you on the letter. I would love to allow you to speak to Guy on the phone, but I fear he has been made somewhat more fragile by his recent harrowing experience, and I do not think he would be able to hear you very well. If you were to see him in person, you might better understand.... He can be... quite a handful, as I'm sure you are aware, and right now it is taking all of our discipline to just get him to eat something.**

((The PHANTOM pauses for a moment to see if Lucise will respond.))
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Post by: Lumière on November 30, 2006, 08:04:10 pm
LUCISE:


((Lucise stops pacing momentarily ..))

** What harrowing experience?  And what has this Spartan done to him?  I swear, if anyone has harmed even a hair on his head, I'll ...  >:( >:(**

((Lucise resumes his pacing, knocking down a vase of dead flowers on a dusty sidetable ..))

** Okay, I'll be there as soon as I can!  So wait there!! **

((Lucise hangs up .. scurries off to put some clothes on.  He tries to remember when was the last time he did his laundry.  He finds a rumpled T-shirt lying beside the bed, along with his jeans.  He puts them on hurriedly, checks for his wallet, grabs his phone and the crumpled note from the FG and dashes out of the trailer..

Moments later, a cab pulls up outside a bistro on Ducksina Row .. Lucise dashes through the door, colliding with a customer carrying an armful of baguettes.  The man falls to the floor, swearing loudly as he struggles to get back up, pausing to show Lucise his middle finger...

In a moment, Lucise forgets the angry customer as he looks around for Guy .. or this Spartan person .. ))

%% Is this even the right bistro?  ??? :-\ >:( :(  %%
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Post by: Daniel on November 30, 2006, 08:09:37 pm
THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((Still on the phone.))

**Oh, I think we can be certain it wasn't Miss. Sparta that kidnapped Guy.... hello? hello?**

((Lucise runs in, frantic and looking less than fashionably late.))

**Oh, that was fast. Guy is over here. Quite well, but a little hungy, as you might suspect.**
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Post by: welliwont on December 02, 2006, 02:36:49 pm

DIRECTOR JAKETWIST~

((walks out onto the stage, stops.))

%%Oh boy.  Why do I have to be the one to do this??  Where’s that Spartan Apple girl anyway?  This is right up her alley!!%%

**May I have everybody’s attention, please?  I am sorry to have to do this folks, but Ms. Spartan leaves me no choice…..**

((gives a nervous cough, looks around))

**I have an announcement to make.  Will everyone please stay quiet for a moment while  I read this…..  This letter was sent to us from Focus Features, however it was actually initiated by the Screen Actors Guild.

“The following Actors have been put on notice, have been sent a yellow warning letter (copy attached):

Ceremonial Feng Shui Director – Celeste
Jack’s Pants – Melinda
Lucise Indapaddock - Milli
Owl Olivia - Anke
Props Magician – Anke
Terry Cloth - Alec


“This warning is a consequence of being absent from the set for a period of more than thirty (30) days.  If an actor abandons their role in the midst of a production, they will be sanctioned by the Screen Actors Guild.  After the sanction is served, the actor has a further thirty (30) days to remedy the situation.  If the actor does not take up their role again within that time, they are subject to expulsion from the Screen Actors Guild.  For more information please visit our website at www.absentactor.com

"The yellow warning letter reads as follows:

Hey you!  ________________________

Get back to work!  What are ya waiting for, a matin' call?

Signed A. Lee, for J. Schamus"



JAKETWIST~

I must make some corrections here.  Three of the named transgressors:  Lucise Indapaddock, Owl Olivia, and Props Magician have all appeared in the last 30 days, probably just after the letter was mailed.  So they are excused from this sentence.  And surprisingly, some actors who should be on this list, such as Owl Oscar and Owl Olli, well, they have “flown under the radar.”**

((JakeTwist chuckles hopefully at her/his weak joke…))

((Silence from the audience, restless whispering….))

((JakeTwist’s discomfort ratchets up a notch))

**So that just leaves three, no, two actors in hot water:

Terry Cloth, and Ceremonial Feng Shui Director.  If they know what is good for them they will get their scrawny asses back on set pronto.  Since Terry Cloth is A.W.O.L. again, and his telephone is disconnected again, if anyone here knows his whereabouts, can you please pass the message on to him?

Thank You.**


((JAKETWIST turns to leave, relieved to have gotten through that ordeal, then after a couple of steps, spins quickly on her/his heel and faces the audience again))

**Oh, one more thing.  As far as this name being on the list:

Jack’s Pants – Melinda

... even though we have not seen JACK'S PANTS around these parts for a while, Melinda has favoured us with her other characters, SPIT IN ENNIS' HAND, and another uncredited part, so she is not in danger of expulsion.  For those of you who have a fierce longing to gaze at the tantalizingly erotic erotically tantalizing images of JACK'S PANTS, here is a little montage I created in my spare time.  Kind of a hobby of mine.....**


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/bbmJack-1.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/JACKSPANTS3.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/JACKSPANTSdeletedscene2.jpg)  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/Jack1964deletedscenepants22.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/screencaphaven_brokebackmtn5_183JAC.jpg)  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/bbmRodeoJack.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/screencaphaven_brokebackmtn5_164JAC.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/Jackspants2.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/JACKSBUM.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/JackwithLureenshatpants22.jpg)  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/Jacksbackside.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/JacksPANTS.jpg)  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/JacksPantssideshot2.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/JacksPantsmore2.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/JacksBlackPants2.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/IndependentJACKSPANTS.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/JacksPantspublicitystill22.jpg)  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/outtakeJacksbeautifulpants22.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/bothleaningagainstatruckpants22.jpg)  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/Deletedscene71copy33.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/JackEnniskickingback22.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/JackIgotsumthinIbinmeanintotellyou2.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/yetAnotherJackspants22.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/065_zkrocena_horaJacksPantshires33.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/055_zkrocena_horaPantsedited33.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/014_zkrocena_horamorePantsedited33.jpg) (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/jakesass44.jpg)  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/Billboard-sizeJacksPants33.jpg)


((JAKETWIST is suddenly slammed with shyness, and turns, runs off the stage.))


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Post by: Daniel on December 02, 2006, 03:09:06 pm
THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((in a strange and mysterious voiceover)):

**Pardon me, Miss Director, but Miss Owl graced us with her presence only a short while ago. You must have missed her due to all that paperwork you were buried in... As for the Feng Shui director, I believe she is leading a conference somewhere in east Asia. The props magician has been far too busy creating vast sets for our multitude of characters: the dream sequences of Alma's imagination, underwater sets, and not to mention the rapid changes in scenes... Her magic is certainly present, and if she weren't so busy, she'd love to discuss scenes with you.**

((A brief pause))

**Perhaps Miss Sparta would come down from her production office to have a word with her.**

**As for Jack's Pants, they haven't been the same since coming down from the Mountain. I think their most recent cleaning may have been a rather harrowing experience. Those laundromats can be dangerous places, as Terry Cloth discovered from personal experience.**

**And Lucise is currently in the bistro on Ducksina Row, which is also where I am, if you can believe that. He managed to sleep through most of the past few weeks... as contentment can do that to a man.**
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Post by: welliwont on December 02, 2006, 03:36:37 pm

THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((in a strange and mysterious voiceover)):

**Pardon me, Miss Director, but Miss Owl graced us with her presence only a short while ago. You must have missed her due to all that paperwork you were buried in... **

**And Lucise is currently in the bistro on Ducksina Row, which is also where I am, if you can believe that. He managed to sleep through most of the past few weeks... as contentment can do that to a man.**

JAKETWIST~

%%I cain't *believe* I am talking to a Phantom!!%%   ::)

**I know you are right, Dear PHANTOM, and if you will read the fine print of my post, you will see that I did acknowledge these facts.**   


Quote
I must make some corrections here.  Three of the named transgressors:  Lucise Indapaddock, Owl Olivia, and Props Magician have all appeared in the last 30 days, probably just after the letter was mailed.  So they are excused from this sentence.  And surprisingly, some actors who should be on this list, such as Owl Oscar and Owl Olli, well, they have “flown under the radar.”



**You are always so quick to think that I am delinquent in reading the PT, just because it happened one time last summer where I fell behind.  Don't mean it's still happenin'....  Are you ever going to let me forget that Daniel? ??? :P  uh, I mean PHANTOM?**

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Post by: Meryl on December 02, 2006, 05:29:47 pm

((The HIGH PRIESTESS calls an emergency session of the Priestettes to pray for the peace of mind of the beleaguered DIRECTOR))


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/womencandles.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 02, 2006, 05:44:40 pm
Overwhelmed Audience Member~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Crying_Man-1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 02, 2006, 06:28:31 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Hopkins20Miriam20Becky20Sharp_01-1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 02, 2006, 06:39:39 pm
Audience member~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Hopkins20Miriam20Becky20Sharp_01-3.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on December 02, 2006, 06:57:51 pm

((The Priestettes, after viewing the montage of JACK"S PANTS, pray even harder for the Return of the Pants!))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/candlenurses.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 02, 2006, 11:07:09 pm

"...the sparks flying up with their truths and lies, a few hot points of fire landing on their hands and faces, not for the first time, and they rolled down into the dirt. One thing never changed: the brilliant charge of their infrequent couplings was darkened by the sense of time flying, never enough time, never enough."   -Brokeback Mountain by Annie Proulx

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/campfire2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 02, 2006, 11:43:51 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Itcouldbelikethisjustlikethisalw-1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 02, 2006, 11:46:04 pm
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/SNIT2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 03, 2006, 01:17:16 am
Jack

Anything interesting up there in heaven?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/MOON.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on December 03, 2006, 05:47:42 am
DO-Do (the ditzy cashier):


((Gives her final notice at the Super Market))

Sorry, Monroe, but I just can't find the time to do this cashier job no more. I'm being constantly called upon in my important capacity as an experienced Priestette. The HIGH PRIESTESS's word cannot be disregarded!

((Wipes sweat from brow))

I'm practically praying 24/7!


((Grabs her jumbo delux package of tall candles and rushes out the door))

Bye now! I'm off to pray sincerely for the return of the PANTS! And the return of their hasty removal from a certain someone's anatomy, to be sure....
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Post by: Mikaela on December 03, 2006, 06:05:06 am
MONROE:


%% Priestettes? Would they be the Broken Arsed Greek Chorus? %%

((sighs))

** So many local women have left to join those there Priestettes, it's nearly impossible to get help at the Super Market any more. **

((Brightens))

** That means I'll have to ask ALMA take even more double shifts, of course.......Double shifts, all the time!!   :D And I'm pretty certain that she's the one woman on earth forever disinclined to pray for the return of anything to do with or belonging to JACK. So even if all the others go to join the chorus, she'll still be around! **

((Cheers the Priestettes on with all his might ))

Pray on ladies! It's working! It really helps!!

 
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 03, 2006, 10:08:45 pm
voice over: It appears the Feng Shui Director (FSD) is AWOL.
Here is a feng shui do-it-yourself kit, so please,
create your own feng shui. Thank you.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/fengshui.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 03, 2006, 10:30:14 pm
Audience member: This talk about feng shui makes me hungry for Chinese food!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/chinesedinner.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 03, 2006, 10:31:31 pm
COMMERCIAL BREAK

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/vibrafinger.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 03, 2006, 11:26:42 pm
Empress of Everything

Hey you, High. Yes, you. C'mon let's blow this pop stand and go out and get us some real drinks.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginadrink.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 03, 2006, 11:27:40 pm
at the Nearby Bar

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/bartender.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 03, 2006, 11:28:40 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/bananahangover.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 03, 2006, 11:56:17 pm
Sarge Payne. Ennis's Foreman~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bartender-1.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on December 04, 2006, 01:42:31 am
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinkaCloseup.jpg)

The HIGH PRIESTESS:

** How terribly sweet of you, dahling.  I'll have an Old Rose, neat.  Make it a double. **
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Post by: saucycobblers on December 04, 2006, 09:02:39 am
Here is a feng shui do-it-yourself kit, so please,
create your own feng shui. Thank you.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/fengshui.jpg)

JBB:

((Peers at the DIY Feng Shui kit with interest))

**What do I do with the celery??**
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 04, 2006, 12:15:44 pm
Mel~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bartenderrtw-3.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 04, 2006, 01:48:37 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/pic1_44-3.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on December 04, 2006, 02:01:24 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/pic1_44tr.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Meryl on December 04, 2006, 02:09:41 pm
HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/Lyplegs.jpg)

** Oh la, how you do go on! **

((Whispers to the EMPRESS))

** Great little place you picked!  I didn't know General Colin Powell was such a social creature. **
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 04, 2006, 02:32:03 pm
Dancer~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/cage-1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 04, 2006, 02:41:42 pm
Empress of Everything

((clears throat discreetly))

I believe he was referring to me, dahling. Me and my melons. You can have the admiral. I'll take the one on the right - he's kind of old but looks like he still remembers how to p-a-r-t-y!

((winks at the old guy, unaware there is a code red security alert for him))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginasweater.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 04, 2006, 03:00:28 pm
JBB:

((Peers at the DIY Feng Shui kit with interest))

**What do I do with the celery??**

**stick it in a Bloody Mary drink**

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/bloodymary.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 04, 2006, 03:56:18 pm
CeeCee~

** Meanwhile in the lake,  CeeCee exchanges vows with Scotty the seahorse. It is rumored that CeeCee has herself  in a " delicate condition"  But CeeCee swears up and down on Scotty's life it's not true.

%% Oh no...! I'm gonna throw up again! %%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/beach.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 04, 2006, 04:24:04 pm
Jack
%%  Hate like hell t' leave here, but got a think about gettin' back  %%  (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/texas.jpg)

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/motel2.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 04, 2006, 09:24:13 pm
paparazzi~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/valeri_cameraf.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 05, 2006, 12:03:51 am
bar patrons

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/barsailors.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 05, 2006, 12:04:59 am
bar patrons

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/barpatrons.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 05, 2006, 12:05:41 am
bar patrons in the back hallway

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/barpatrons2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 05, 2006, 12:06:21 am
Empress of Everything

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/yahoo.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 05, 2006, 12:13:02 am
Bartender

%%  Maybe I ought a call the bouncer. Some a these patrons is getting out of control.  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Stepping.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 05, 2006, 12:14:39 am
Jack

Yeeeee-Haaaawwww !!!!!!!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/jakesass1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 05, 2006, 12:18:31 am
Bartender

%%  Now I know I got a call the bouncer. There's that Mel character. He's hittin' on the Empress and the High Priestess.  I'm pretty sure there's a security alert out on him.  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/dui_holiday_ecard.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on December 05, 2006, 12:37:19 am

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypAccordionGuy.jpg)

HIGH (Very High) PRIESTESS:

** Do you know "I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better" ? **

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Post by: Daniel on December 05, 2006, 03:15:21 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel looks out from the Production Tower, turning on a lamp so she can see better))

(http://www.toontalents.com/Disney-Sleeping_Beauty37KB.jpg)


**What on earth?!?!**

(http://www.geocities.com/enchantedforest/tower/9989/images/malif1.gif)

**They're all getting drunk and rowdy.... again! No wonder we can't get through the scenes fast enough. I had better put a stop to this, before the Producer finds out.**


((Laurel makes her way down to the Director's Office and raps on the door insistently.))



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Post by: welliwont on December 05, 2006, 11:03:44 am

DIRECTOR JAKETWIST:

((opens door, pokes his/her head out))

**oh, hi there Ms. Sparta, long time no see....   Is there something I can help you with?**

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Post by: Daniel on December 05, 2006, 10:17:12 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel catches a glimpse of herself in a large mirror.))

**Oh! I forgot to take off my nightly regimen. This skin mask does wonders, but its such an odd color.**

((Laurel runs into a nearby restroom and after a few minutes of water running, returns looking more like her old self.))

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Post by: Daniel on December 05, 2006, 10:24:23 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

**Anyway, I was wondering what was going on over at that on-set bar. It seems awfully rowdy for this time of night, and while I'm as much of a party-girl as anyone, shouldn't we be getting to the next scene...? It would be wonderful to just celebrate the performance all night long..... but AFTER we finish it.**

((Laurel sits down on a settee, moving various script papers aside to afford her.))

**Perhaps you can assert some influence on the various performers? They have all gotten quite inebriated, or at least some of them have, and will no doubt make poor performances tomorrow. I would be grateful and appreciative if you would see what you could do.**
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 05, 2006, 10:56:19 pm
Meanwhile back at the bar~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/travoltac-1.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on December 05, 2006, 11:19:46 pm
THE HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkaElvira.jpg)

** Empress, honey, I haven't had this much fun in years!  Whaddya say?  Let's put on show for these rascals!  Can you tap dance? **
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Post by: welliwont on December 06, 2006, 12:01:57 am


**Perhaps you can assert some influence on the various performers? They have all gotten quite inebriated, or at least some of them have, and will no doubt make poor performances tomorrow. I would be grateful and appreciative if you would see what you could do.**


JAKETWIST~

Well to be quite honest with you, I am at my wit's end.  I don't know what to do anymore.  I think Ennis -- I mean the actor who plays Ennis  --  is holding out for more money or something.  Ever since his return, he has been very subdued, and now, heck, he won't finish this scene.  He says he will, but then he doesn't.  You may think we are up to the next scene, but in reality we are in the middle of another camping trip, and the actors (that being Jack and Ennis) are supposed to do another romantic interlude.  I have communicated this to both actors, but the scene does not happen.  I don't know what to do about this.  Do you think we should offer him more money to entice him back to the set?

((JakeTwist scrunches up his/her face, but it does come accross with the desired effect, which is supposed to be this))

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/orImightbebackfromIheartJake.jpg)

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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 12:15:05 am
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/wild_party_heilbronn.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 12:16:21 am
Cissy Fuss, Assistant to the Second Unit Assistant Director

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Sissy1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 12:18:10 am
Cissy

And there's a few more papers in back for you to sign too, Ms. Spartan, Spare Sparta.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/overworked-1.jpg)

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Post by: Meryl on December 06, 2006, 12:19:59 am

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinkaboyz.jpg)

** Hit it, Boys!! **


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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 12:21:06 am
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/manatbar.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 12:23:24 am
Cissy Fuss

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/brothel.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 12:26:04 am
Cissy Fuss, Assistant to the Second Unit Assistant Director

%%  What the... ?  %%

**Jake Twist, Ms. Director ma'am, I mean Mr. Director sir, is that you?**

oh hell....

((Gets up to investigate the noise she hears.))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 12:26:38 am
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/doorknocker.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 12:27:51 am
Cissy Fuss

OMG! Here, let me help you!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/tied-1.jpg)

((She unties the ropes.))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 12:28:59 am
Director Jake Twist's bedroom office

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/jake_doorway-1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 12:32:47 am
Cissy Fuss

((Heaves a huge sigh.))

%%  Working for this company is like pushing a boulder up a hill, only to have it roll down again.  %%

Ms. Director, sir, I thought the lawyers explained to you that you cannot keep Jake's pants in your office if Jake is IN the pants!

**Heaves another sigh and feels deeply put-upon.**
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 06, 2006, 12:36:23 am
Meanwhile down stairs at the bar

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/ab_fab_article.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 12:48:36 am
Empress of Everything

((Snarling)) Listen Missy, don't give me that song and dance! He was winking at me!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/cat_fight_4.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 12:51:24 am
Bar Patrons

((Chanting in somewhat drunken voices.))

Cat Fight!   Cat Fight!   Cat Fight!   Cat Fight!   Cat Fight!   Cat Fight!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/cats_fighting.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on December 06, 2006, 12:52:52 am

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/LoveDivine.jpg)

** Excuse me, Empressita, but you need to show me your Diva card before I can sanction your roughing up the HIGH PRIESTESS!! **

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Post by: Meryl on December 06, 2006, 01:13:27 am
((In danger of being crushed by the giant melons of the Empress, Meryl casts about for her troops))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka4.jpg)

** PRIESTETTES, TO ME!! **

((Shrieks of laughter emanate from the back room))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bikini_girls1.jpg)


** Oh Gawd, fuhgeddaboudit! ** ::)  ::)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 01:28:58 am
Empress of Everything

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/DivaLicense.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 01:30:40 am
Empress of Everything

Humpf! Satisfied!?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/DivaLicense.jpg) (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginadrink.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 01:33:47 am
Random Dancer

Oh pick me! Pick me to dance with you, Ms. High Priestess!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/dancewithme.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 06, 2006, 01:43:13 am
Later that night

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/melgibson.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on December 06, 2006, 01:44:31 am
paparazzi~


(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/valeri_cameraf.jpg)
The next day
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/star_march1_2004_cover-4.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on December 06, 2006, 01:49:58 am
Empress of Everything

Humpf! Satisfied!?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/DivaLicense.jpg) (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginadrink.jpg)


HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypRedwig.jpg)

** HA!! **

** What bogus website did you order that from?  Don't make me laugh! **
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Post by: Daniel on December 06, 2006, 04:59:57 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel barges into the bar.))

(http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Tower/9989/images/malif2.gif)

** I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!! **

((Laurel regains her composure as the bar patrons all quiet down suddenly.))

((Laurel finds Jack gyrating his hips in a corner, oblivious to his surroundings.))

**Jack, dahling, do you think we can get into costume? We're going to finish up this scene in just a few minutes.**

((Laurel turns to the bleary-eyed crowd, makes menacing glances at the High Priestess and Empress of Everything, who are still whipping their credentials out of their wallets.))

**The first person to bring me Ennis, alive and mostly unharmed, receives a mega-sized bonus.**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 11:18:00 am
Jack

Whoa, whoa whoa! Tell you what, I cain't go no where without m' pants!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Which%20Jake/jacknopants.jpg)

Although, come to think of it, I AM prepared to do a love scene.
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Post by: Meryl on December 06, 2006, 04:16:09 pm
((As all eyes are instantlly drawn to the pantsless JACK, the HIGH PRIESTESS grabs her assistant and whispers to him urgently.))

** Alessandro, cover my exit, then follow me to the limo.  The Diva count in this place just exceeded its limit! **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkawithBryanBatt.gif)


((In the blink of an eye, Meryl vanishes, leaving no trace except....))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/tap_shoes.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 08:43:08 pm
Empress of Everything

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginainjail1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 06, 2006, 08:43:56 pm
Empress of Everything

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginainjail2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on December 06, 2006, 09:36:05 pm

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/jailcell.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on December 07, 2006, 12:12:07 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel walks through the set security facility admiring the reinforced-steel prison cells.))

** I didn't know that we had this on the set. Quite handy.**

((Still dressed in her austere black and purple nightgown, Laurel has grown used to it over the past few hours and is now very comfortable. She stops next to Mel Gibson's cell.))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/jailcell.jpg)

**And you, yes, you sir. You were warned. We will not allow you or your kind to influence the film with these body-snatchers or anything else you have up your sleeve. We already have a director, and while we once were threatened with your take-over, we are quite happy to see that it has not yet taken place, nor will it... your films have a habit of failing - miserably.**

((Laurel walks into the security office. Congratulating the security officers responsible for the arrests.))

(http://www.medievalcottage.com/sbgoons.jpg)

((The Priestettes have prepared a surprise for her.))

**And here is the cause of all this trouble. Hello, Ennis, how are you doing today? I do hope you haven't been treated too poorly.**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 07, 2006, 12:15:13 am
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/novbeavermoon.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 07, 2006, 12:19:03 am
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/cleavers-leave-it-to-beaver.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 07, 2006, 12:27:46 am
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/menmakestrangerequests.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Daniel on December 07, 2006, 12:36:21 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

**CAMERAMAN!!!! FOCUS HERE!!!! Try to ignore those subliminal advertisements. Pay no attention to the Beaver behind the curtain!!!**

((At Ennis's muffled responses, Laurel arches her eyebrows.))

**I'm sorry, I can't understand you.... Oh right, the gag.**

((Laurel unties Ennis's gag.))

**Sorry, you were saying?**
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Post by: DeeDee on December 07, 2006, 12:53:34 am
ENNIS:

Hey!  Whata ya doin?  Who the hell are ya and where is Jack?

((Ennis squeezes his eyes closed and hopes when he wakes up he's dreamin'.  The last thing he remembers is him and his Jack by the fire talking about some plan Jack had.  Maybe he's blocking this out, cause he knows him and Jack ain't ever gonna be a real couple.))

%%Where is my beautiful Jack?%% 

(( Ennis opens his eyes and is overwhelmed by what he sees.))

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Post by: Daniel on December 07, 2006, 01:31:52 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

(http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Tower/9989/images/malif3.jpg)

%% Excellent, the drugs are starting to work!!! %%

**No no, not there, silly boy. We're here!**

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Post by: Sashca1007 on December 07, 2006, 03:06:12 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/CUwranglers200.jpg)

JACK'S PANTS -

%% What the HELL'S going on here?!!%%

Jack

Whoa, whoa whoa! Tell you what, I cain't go no where without m' pants!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Which%20Jake/jacknopants.jpg)

Although, come to think of it, I AM prepared to do a love scene.


**  JACK, boy, what's all this fuss about?!  You know exactly where I am, ever' second a the day and night!  You know I ain't more 'n a few feet away from ya....ever.  Now I'm gettin' folks pokin' at me and pullin' at my seams an buttons (what's left of 'em after that one lady chewed her way through more than she shoulda) and I can't figger out what's all the danged hubbub!  There was all this wailin' and cryin' and beggin' from this big buncha gals....I couldn't make out what they was sayin', only my name over 'n over....   then one day I caught a earfull blowin' in on the Wyoming Wind....  "Oh, Mr. PANTS....   this is Do-Do, Monroe's second favorite employee....   Please, Mr. PANTS...   return safely to JACK, and then....   well....  just get back on him so's you can get back off him, 'cause me and the other Priestettes have a very strong hankerin' for....."  Well, you git the idea, JACK---   I don't know what in the HELL all these WIMMIN have ta do with me an you, but couldja tell 'em ta stop their blubberin'---  I been here the whole time!  Okay...   well, wait a minnit....   yer not still sore at me fer my little visit with them purty JAMMIE PANTS a ENNIS'S are ya?  It didn't mean nothin', JACK, ya gotta believe me!  I swear I wasn't tryin' to sneak into the Del Mar laundry basket in hopes a ENNIS bein' fooled into thinkin' I was his and...  um...tryin' me on, or nothin'....   **



 ::)
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Post by: Meryl on December 07, 2006, 02:11:14 pm

((The HIGH PRIESTESS's slumbers are haunted by disturbing images))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/catfight2.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/catfight.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/catfight4.jpg)

** GAH!!! **

** Jeebus, what a dream!  What the heck was I doing last night?  Owie, owie, owwwwww... my head!! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/headache.jpg)


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Post by: Arad-3 on December 07, 2006, 03:23:17 pm
Commercial Break~

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Plop plop... fizz fizz... Oh what a relief it is!!   Plop plop...  fizz fizz...oh what a relief it is!
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/AlkaSeltzerFizz-1.jpg)(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Alka-original-10.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 07, 2006, 03:55:34 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/highball-pop.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on December 08, 2006, 02:14:19 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel barges into the bar.))

(http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Tower/9989/images/malif2.gif)

** I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!! **

**The first person to bring me Ennis, alive and mostly unharmed, receives a mega-sized bonus.**


Laurel Sparta having made good on her promise, the Priestettes pocket their mega-sized bonus and head for Mexico.

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/sororitybeachparty.jpg)

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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 08, 2006, 01:34:39 pm
**Meanwhile, back at the Del Mar/Twist camp...**

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/daytimecamp.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 08, 2006, 01:39:11 pm
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/heycowboy.jpg)

Ennis, I want you. Come ‘n make love t’ me one more time ‘fore we got a leave, cowboy.


%%  I wan’ a feel ya ‘n touch ya ‘n taste ya. The memories of us needs t’ last me three f*ckin’ months till I can be with ya again. Wish somethin’ would make ya change y’r mind so we can have that sweet life t’gether. Right now it’s still a dream, but I ain’t givin’ up hope.  %%
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Post by: DeeDee on December 08, 2006, 02:16:50 pm
ENNIS:

((Ennis walks toward Jack, with desire and pain in his heart at the same time.))

Let's make this last, bud.  Don't know when I kin git away agin.  Please don't look at me like that Jack.  You know this can't be changed. 

((Ennis bends down, takes Jacks hand and pulls him to his feet, kissing him hard and fast on the lips.))

%% How do I go without this for a while?  Don't know if I could.%%
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Post by: Mikaela on December 08, 2006, 05:28:31 pm
DO-DO:

((Though now cavorting in pleasant and exotic surroundings, still praying with all her might))

Quote
Mr. PANTS..........return safely to JACK, and then....   well....  just get back on him so's you can get back off him..........

((Deep breath))


Keep up the good work, fellow priestettes!! I think our prayers will very soon be answered! Don't let up now!

((Listens to the exhilarated shouts of "Praise be!" and "Amen!" and "Glory Glory" from the other girls))

((Smiles and keeps praying))

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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 08, 2006, 10:43:20 pm
Jack

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/jt2.jpg)

((Pulls back after the kiss, but Jack is unable to let go of Ennis. He holds on to his upper arms.))

Don’t give me that, Ennis! It can be changed. It don’t have t’ be like this always – getting’ together then leavin’ again. It ‘bout tears me up inside each time.

((He turns his back on Ennis but doesn’t move away. Continues in a quieter voice.))

Now I said make love t’ me, cowboy, so do it. Make me fergit we’re partin’. Again.


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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 11, 2006, 10:07:09 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/stagecurtain2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 11, 2006, 10:09:11 pm
Refreshments available in the lobby!  Refreshments available in the lobby!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Refreshments.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 11, 2006, 10:10:35 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Refreshments2.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/c_refreshments.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 11, 2006, 10:11:14 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/kyle_food.gif)
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Post by: Daniel on December 12, 2006, 05:06:45 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel carefully sips her caramel cappuccino. arching her eyebrows disapprovingly at the lowered curtain. She places the cup down on its saucer.))

**Phantom, are you there?**

((A shadow moves from the curtains near her shoulder and dramatic organ music begins to play..... Laurel rolls her eyes.))

**Oh please, spare me the dramatics. I'm better at it then you'll ever be.** ((The organ music stops suddenly))

THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((a grimacing smile under his mask.)) **Of course, Madame. How may I be of service?**

LAUREL SPARTA:

** I am concerned about the state of affairs in the performance. I have heard of artistic silence before, but this deafening, numbing experience is putting the audience to sleep. Something is not right. It's as though our poor Ennis is in a standing coma.**

THE PHANTOM:

**Perhaps it was the drugs....?**

LAUREL SPARTA:

**No, no.... not that type of drug... I need an expert's opinion. Bring me Statler and Waldorf!**

((Laurel's command seems to echo in the higher reaches of the theater, giving her a larger-than-life feeling. The Phantom bows and runs off to see if he can find the Cast Psychologists.))
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Post by: Daniel on December 12, 2006, 05:24:51 pm
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack turns to his counterpart, OLDER JACK))

**So... ya wanna have an internal dialogue?**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 12, 2006, 11:43:43 pm
Older Jack to Younger Jack

Do ya have any idea where Ennis is?

Maybe someone is holdin' him captive in a attic room somewhere?
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/heath_300x380.jpg)

Maybe he's joined a holy order?
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/HL-TheOrder1.jpg)

Or maybe he's (gasps) ... Ya don't think he went straight do ya!?
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/candy-bild01.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 12, 2006, 11:45:50 pm
audience member

Hello!? Hello!? Hello!? Hello!? Hello!? Hello-ello-llo-lo-o !? anybody there?
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 12, 2006, 11:47:26 pm
audience member


where IS ever'body? it's quiet as a ...

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/tombstone.jpg) in here.
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Post by: Daniel on December 13, 2006, 06:12:02 pm
Older Jack to Younger Jack

Do ya have any idea where Ennis is?

Maybe someone is holdin' him captive in a attic room somewhere?

Maybe he's joined a holy order?

Or maybe he's (gasps) ... Ya don't think he went straight do ya!?

YOUNG JACK:

**He's still there.... just standin' there silent as a doorknob. Think he might be havin' a fit er sumthin?**

**Ennis, ya there??!!??**

**Oh, I forgot. I ain't really here. Just in yer head fer the most part.**

**I know, I know. Yer gonna ask me how come I ain't using the "%" marks. This is easier.**

**Guess we could look on the bright side. Ennis can't boss ya around none if he's in a coma.**
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 14, 2006, 02:01:16 am
ALMA~

Where the F**K  is Ennis?  He said it was a weekend of fishing!! It's now been a month or fifty years!  I lost track!  I know there is church social coming up  that we could smart'in up for (that we won't get to)     Besides, Monroe is still waiting to have sex coffee with me.

ENNIS?    ENNIS?  ENNIS!!!!

I've had it!
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Post by: saucycobblers on December 14, 2006, 09:11:35 am
Audience members:

(http://www.atlanticproductions.tv/images/prog_special/alex.jpg)

Audience member 1: **I was just hittin' puberty when I started watchin' this darn production!**

Audience member 2: **When's the interval??**

Audience member 1: **About 2015**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 14, 2006, 10:36:09 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/EMPTY.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 14, 2006, 10:40:28 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/death-valley-2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 14, 2006, 10:45:27 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/alley.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 14, 2006, 10:46:51 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/headstone.jpg)
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Post by: Brown Eyes on December 14, 2006, 11:33:42 pm
(http://www.35degrees.com/gallery/d/3206-2/sunrise.jpg)


**The sunshine has decided to drop in at this bleak moment and bring some sun-shiny happiness to you all.**

**And... I'll even give you a CareBear if it will cheer the situation up.  Maybe if Ennis knows there is a CareBear waiting to be picked up, he'll come around.**   :-\

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0439455456.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j79/SADP/asf.jpg)
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Post by: moremojo on December 14, 2006, 11:38:42 pm
ASIDE FROM CONCERNED FAN AND OCCASIONAL PARTICIPANT:

O please, my Brokie brethren (and sistren), let not the P.T. die a cold, lonely death, in media res, with so many essentials and tangents still unresolved. I dipped my hand into the thread a couple of times, as a mostly absent Bear and as a curious, hen-pecked Jimbo, and would consider doin' what I could to get things flowing again. Lemme know if I can be of any help.

Hopefully,
Scott (the once and future Bear)
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Post by: Daniel on December 15, 2006, 02:06:52 am
YOUNG JACK:

**I'm agreein' with the bear. Last time this happened, I started spoutin' poetry. Course, then 'tweren't in the middle of a scene.**

((Nestles back on his heels, flips the rim of his hat back a little with his finger and a quirky, sideways, but sad grin.))

**Hell, I'd think a somethin' ta entertain ya with if I weren't so depressed about this sad little number.**

((Jack's reveries are interrupted by a black Mercedes screeching to a halt in the nearby gravel, rocks skidding everywhere.))
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Post by: Daniel on December 15, 2006, 02:14:30 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel is in a state of disrepair. Her black dress is disheveled, her mascara running, her hair wild in the Wyoming wind. She runs toward Ennis as far as her stilletto heels will carry her, then falls to the ground as a heel breaks. She pulls off the shoe and crawls back toward him, sobbing ferociously.))

**Please, please Ennis, don't pull this silent treatment.... The Producer.... The secretary called.... I don't want to die!!! What are you protesting??? Do you want higher wages.... is this something political.....? Let me know and I'll call the governor, I'll call the president. I'll even call the United Nations,** ((Laurel sniffs.)) **but I don't think they can do anything.**

((Laurel breaks down and sobs at Ennis's feet.))
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Post by: Daniel on December 15, 2006, 02:23:22 am
YOUNG JACK:

((Jack starts to go forward and help Miss Sparta back to her feet again, giving Ennis a sour look, but then raises his hands in disgust as he remembers he's not an active part anymore.))

**For cryin' out....** ((looks over at Older Jack)) **You wanna take care of this poor lady? I've had about enough a'this for right now. If you want me, I'll be relivin' my dream Christmas 1963.**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 15, 2006, 02:34:44 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/missingennis.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on December 15, 2006, 03:16:40 pm
MONROE:

((Reads missing poster and is torn between guilty joy and sad consternation))

** Poor, poor Alma! My bright angel must be far from glowing right now. She must be distraught. She must be desperate! Husband simply disappearing like that? I guess I really should go over, offer my help and support **

%% Not to mention my undying love %%
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 15, 2006, 05:33:42 pm
Alma~

** Trying to keep herself busy by baking cookies.
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/ad_cookies.jpg)

%% I need to get out of this apartment!  It's been awhile since Ennis left. Sure wish I knew if he is coming back or not!     I know!  I am gonna take some of these cookies over to Monroe's house. It's not too far and the walk today will do me good!  Besides I really do wanna see him, and the store is closed today.   

**Alma hesitates

%% What if he just thinks I'm too bold? What if he has company? What if he's not there!  I know... Ill just walk by it, if he see's me I'll just tell him I was just in the neighborhood. %% 

((Alma packs up some cookies real pretty))

%% but what shall I wear? I need something real pretty!  I don't  have anything!   Uhm? Lets see..  What would Scarlet do?  I have an idea!! 

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumbnailsw.jpg)

((Alma gets to work))
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 15, 2006, 05:37:42 pm
Alma~

%% I think it came out real nice..if I may say so myself!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/scarlett_drapery.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 15, 2006, 05:45:21 pm
Alma~

** After the babysitter came Alma heads on over to Monroe's house. She notices the car is in the driveway and pauses.

%% Maybe I should just keep walking!  What do I say? Its gonna look like I'm chasing him!   I know I'll tell him I am worried about Ennis and don't know who to talk to about it. Yes that's it!  Ok here goes everything!%%   

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Post by: Mikaela on December 15, 2006, 05:53:06 pm
meanwhile......

MONROE:

(( Having walked slowly, a long and meandering route to ALMA's apartment, all the while pondering what to say and how to act towards her ))

((Mounts the stair up to the apartment door))

Hello?

((Knocks on the door timidly))

Alma, are you there? Hello?

((Knocks once more, not so timidly anymore))

Alma?!?

((Bangs on door))
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 15, 2006, 06:05:11 pm
ALMA~

((Knocks on Monroe's door. No answer,  keeps knocking))

Monroe!   Hello! Are you there?  Hello!  It's Alma, I need to talk to you! Monroe!?

(( Alma turns the knob and the the door opens))

%% I wonder where he could be? His cars out front so he can't be too far.  I'll just drop the cookies off anyways! 

(( Alma goes into the house))

MONROE!!

(( Alma walks into the living room and notices all the pictures on the wall))

Oh good pictures!  I love pictures!  I should'nt be doing this but...
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Post by: Mikaela on December 15, 2006, 06:14:13 pm
((Since the babysitter has taken the kids out for a stroll, nobody answers the door))


MONROE:

Despondently gives up banging on the door and treads the steps back down, draggin his feet all the way.

%% Wonder where she is. Now that I'd prepared myself to face her and all, prepared to say....... I still don't know what. But I would say....something. Profound. Caring. True. %%

((Sits down on the bottom step, leaning head in hand))

** This is a strange place....there are strong vibes here that set my whole body and soul a-hummin'. I wonder why? Did something powerful happen here? I wonder if Alma's ever noticed? **

((Decides to rest there, and wait a spell, just in case))

%% She might be out for just a little moment.  %%

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Post by: Arad-3 on December 15, 2006, 06:15:19 pm
ALma~

%% Oh that's Monroe when he was a baby... look how cute he was!!%%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/untitled-3.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 15, 2006, 06:18:57 pm
ALMA~

%% Monroe as a teenager! Oh how I wish I knew him back then!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/fatactors1-1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 15, 2006, 06:22:11 pm
%% Who are these people?%%
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 15, 2006, 06:28:09 pm
ALMA~
%% Looks like Monroe has lots of friends! %%
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 15, 2006, 06:33:29 pm
ALMA~

%% That must be Monroe's mother! Why does she look so famliar? I never knew Monroe had brothers! And they look like their twins!
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 15, 2006, 06:48:04 pm
ALMA~

%% I had better get out of here before Monroe gets back!%%

(( Just then notices two other pictures on the wall))
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 15, 2006, 06:57:12 pm
ALMA~


%% Oh my!   Would you  look at that!  He does love me!   Maybe I will wait here for him after all !
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Post by: Mikaela on December 15, 2006, 07:30:38 pm
MONROE:


((After long waiting, falls asleep on the bottom step of the stairs......... dreaming sweetly of ALMA, the only normal-looking, pretty person in his entire life - when truth be told))


ZZZzzzzzz%%  ALMAALMAALMAALMAALMAALMAALMA %%Zzzzzzzzzzzz

(http://catandmoon.com/throb2.gif)   (http://catandmoon.com/throb2.gif)   (http://catandmoon.com/throb2.gif)
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Post by: Mikaela on December 15, 2006, 07:56:02 pm
Much later..........


MONROE:

((Wakes with a start and can't believe the lovely vision standing in front of him:))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/scarlett_drapery.jpg)

ALMA! Is that really you? Your dress! You look....... more beautiful than anyone I've ever seen in my whole life!

((Forgets every little thought of decorous and comforting comments he was planning to make))

Oh, ALMA!!!

(( Inspired by strong love and the equally strong vibes of that particular place, grabs hold of her, walks her backwards a couple of steps, pushes her up against the wall beside the stairwell, and kisses her thoroughly and soundly. ))

((And kisses her))

((And kisses her some more))

((Gasps and looks into her face, deep into her eyes, like she's the answer to all and every riddle of life))

My sweetest! My very dearest! Oh my! I don't ... I can't........we have to......

(( Arms and legs borrowing strength born of passion, he lifts her up, and holding her close takes the long flight of stairs to the apartment door, two steps at a time. ))

This is one night you're not turning me out!!!
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Post by: Brown Eyes on December 15, 2006, 10:44:47 pm
(http://www.zaldiva.com/images/TOYS/PLUSH/CAREBEARS/VARSITYBEARS/carebears_varsitybears_champbear(orange).jpg)

**more potential Ennis bait**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 15, 2006, 11:02:48 pm
Unidentified source

Okay, if the care bears don't work then maybe this will:

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Whiskey_Explorers.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on December 16, 2006, 12:54:06 am

C A S T     R O T A T I O N

In keeping with the repertory nature of this fine production, (and because the actor who plays Ennis will NOT show up for her scenes) effective immediately the following Cast Rotation is in effect:

Jack  -  Daniel

Ennis  - Leslie


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Post by: welliwont on December 16, 2006, 01:20:24 am

DIRECTOR JAKETWIST~

%%  I cannot believe it has been a month since the last Call Sheet!!  %%

**Just a quick reminder for the actors who have lost their place in the script:  We are either in the middle of, or at the very end of:  SCENE # 48 – SO DAMN HAPPY TO BE TOGETHER! (camping trip).  You decide.**

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Post by: Daniel on December 16, 2006, 06:05:17 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel picks herself up off the ground and rubs her eyes, smearing her mascara even more. She stands up completely and walks back with as much composure as she can muster to her Mercedes.))

**An excellent directorial choice. I could not have made a better decision. I am so happy that the producers are not so involved with the directorial job, and I can telephone the Producer's office back and let Him know that there's no need to come over...**

((Laurel is visible relieved.))

**Now, I'm certain we need to just make sure that all the cast and crew are on the same page... Sound editing, the prop mistress, any extras... I leave this all in your capable hands. Carry on, Ms. Director.**
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Post by: Mikaela on December 16, 2006, 07:12:13 pm
MONROE:


((Knees buckling, chest heaving, at long last reaches the top of the stairs))

**Gasp, pant**

%% Why on earth do people need to live anywhere else than the ground floor? %%

((Looks at ALMA, swooning prettily with love in his arms))

%% Oh, this is too good to be true. It's like a dream. A dream come true! Just let us get inside, and.......  :P %%

((Tries to open door. Door doesn't budge ))

Aaaaaaaaaarrrghhhhhhhh!


(( Looks around in consternation ))

** Just my luck!**



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Post by: saucycobblers on December 16, 2006, 07:26:50 pm
((Sensing that he at last has something to do after a Blue Heeler's age in limbo, JBB shuffles and rolls his way to the top step of the laundromat and squirts some of his highly emoliating contents on the stiff door hinge...))

**There ya go Mr. M... JBB at yer service! Now take yer lovely lady indoors an' show her whut yer made of!** ;)
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Post by: Daniel on December 16, 2006, 07:43:29 pm
JACK:

((Back at their campsite, Jack looks up at Ennis a little bashfully.))

**Hey... Afraid I can't find my lotion. Must've left it somewhere.**
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Post by: Mikaela on December 16, 2006, 08:14:55 pm
MONROE:


((Watches as door suddenly swings open on perfectly greased hinges, silently offering admittance))

%% Wo-hoooooooo! The last obstacle removed! %%

Thank you, JBB. Sure seems like the whole BBM machinery would soon enough grind to a screeching halt if not for your excellent and unstinting lubrication!


((Takes one step forward and immediately slips on some JBB drops on the floor))

(( Holding on to ALMA for dear life, MONROE sails at full speed through the door, doing his very own and very lively impression of Bambi on ice ))

Woooooooooooaaaaaaaah!


(( The two of them land in a gasping heap on the rug inside, hopelessly tangled together in ALMA's voluminous skirts ))

** gasp **

(( The door swings noiselessly shut on perfectly buttered hinges, as a soft bubbling giggle can be heard from JBB outside. ))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 16, 2006, 09:43:50 pm
Ennis

**S'alright. I got plenty of spit 'n with yer help I'll have plenty o' slick, too.**
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 16, 2006, 09:46:06 pm
ALMA~


** Meanwhile at Monroes house Alma being so exausted, has drifted off to sleep

((Suddenly she awakes and she's  on the floor beside  Monroe. Her skirts up over her hips .  Alma jumps to her feet and straightens out her dress))

Where am I?  How did we get here?  What is this place?  Monroe are my dreaming? What have we been doing? 

** Alma looks to her right and then to her left. when she swings back around she  hits Monroe with her curtain rod and knocks him back to the floor

Oh my!  Monroe are you alright? ...   Monroe I think I'm dreaming!  And  I'm dreaming I am a window!!     Well,  thank goodness your here!   

** Alma notices how nice Monroe looks

You sure enough look handsome in my dream Monroe!
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/448c29ab396bfcurtains2-1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 16, 2006, 10:42:30 pm
Empress of Everything

%%  It looks as though the action has picked up. I hope it continues to move forward. I wonder what can be done to ensure the energy keeps going up?  %%

((Worries her lower lip a little.))

**I know! Carmen! More bananas!!))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginagypsy.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 16, 2006, 10:43:30 pm
Carmen Miranda, the banana lady

I'm coming!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Carmen.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 16, 2006, 10:45:03 pm
Carmen

Please eat my bananas!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/CarmenBanana.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on December 16, 2006, 10:47:41 pm
CLEAR SLICK:

%%Rouses self. Slowly, slowly builds to a crescendo....%%

Did...someone call my name?? I...I...yes!!...I am here!!! You can't just turn me on and off like a spigot...but, somehow, I often appear!! Just when you least expect me!! And before you know it, I am overflowing!! YES!!! I will be!!! I am!! The! Real! Deal!
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Post by: Daniel on December 16, 2006, 11:02:59 pm
JACK:

((momentarily distracted from their conversation regarding clear slick))

**Ennis, ya hear somethin'... there's a woman singin' in those woods. Least, I think she's singin'. Maybe she's hollerin' in pain.**

((A pause as Jack listens))

**Somethin' 'bout bananas.**
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Post by: Mikaela on December 17, 2006, 06:24:47 am
Quote
Where am I?  How did we get here?  What is this place?  Monroe are we dreaming? What have we been doing? 

 


MONROE:

(( Getting to his feet once more, trying for dear life to *stay* on his feet - a difficult task when his shoe soles are slippery with ....slick? Body butter? At any rate.....  ))

We haven't been doing a whole lot yet, my bright, Bright Angel, but I mean to remedy that!

((Glides closer))

Now stand completely still, dearest. Your draperies are lovely but I think it's time to pull all these curtains of yours and see if the window behind can somehow be opened......

(( Hears oinking outside and turns in time to see three little cute pink pigs flying by the apartment's real window ))

Huh! Weird! I thought flying pigs should be quacking this time of year?

((After much tugging and pulling and curtain rod avoidance, manages to eventually remove ALMA's voluminous curtains ))

(( Stares in awe ))

Aahhhh! Oooh! **gulp** You look ravishing in that lacy chemise, honey. Irresistible! Let's just put these masses of fabric over to the side..... in fact, let's make a soft little love nest from them right here in the corner, and.......

(( Slips on banana peel and goes crashing to the floor, buried under green velvet ))

** Well honestly! I think this isn't as much a dream as a total nightmare! **
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 17, 2006, 01:06:08 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/pigs_flying.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 17, 2006, 01:07:38 pm
little piglet

Wait fer me!!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/flying_piglet.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 17, 2006, 01:14:43 pm
Ennis

I'm all slicked up 'n ready t' go, cowboy. I jes' need some music t' put me in the mood.



Hankerin 'fer some real Cowboy Music?

http://www.freewebs.com/buckthebigman/index.htm

Saddle up with Buck ”The Big Man”!
“I’m a rootin, tootin, sixgun shootin, yodeling cowhand!”
(courtesy of Wylie Gustafson)

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/buckthebigman.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on December 17, 2006, 02:53:45 pm
MONROE:


(( Digs himself out from under all the velvet, by now feeling embarrassed as hell ))

** This is such an upside-down world, I'd better have myself some really stiff shots of whiskey soon. Perhaps that'll make me stay on my feet! If not, at least it'll calm my nerves!**

(( Looks up at ALMA, who's remained standing silent, unmoving, watching him intently, a quizzical expression on her face ))

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/michelle_williams_22.jpg)

** gulp **

You're *beyond* sexy, angel dear. You make my knees go so weak, I've got no chance getting up from the floor. I'd just crumble on the floor and fall on my butt AGAIN!

((Pats the floor, voice soft and tender))

Please..... come here to me, dear? The curtains are so soft..... sit down right here next to me.....

(( Notices something lying on the floor ))

Oh, and do you want a banana?

((Groans at the unintentional innuendo ))

** I swear, I'll take a wow of silence! **


(( While ALMA inexplicably stands still and remains unresponsive despite her scorching looks, there's sudden commotion outside the window.))

Hey! The flying pigs are congregating outside the window to watch us! I just *knew* something would happen to botch my big seduction scenario. We can't get anything on with an oinking, panting, snuffling, staring audience! Oh, shoot!


(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/pigs_flying.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 17, 2006, 04:24:50 pm
ALMA~

**Alma has been watching Monroe can't help but giggle over his nervousness . She herself is feeling a confidence and a sexual desire that she has never felt before! She is feeling alive again, she feels beautiful. Right now she does'nt care if flying pigs or flying Ennis's are outside the window!

(( trying to control her giggleing))
  Monroe try to relax darling! How about pouring us a glass of champagne! (http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Romantic20Visions2020x24175B.jpg)





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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 17, 2006, 04:28:36 pm
Ennis

Jack, I half t' say, your pants are lookin' mighty good. Now take 'em off!
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Post by: Sashca1007 on December 17, 2006, 04:48:11 pm
SPIT IN ENNIS'S HAND -

** SPIT, reporting for duty.  Neverending SPIT.   'Turn Me On and Off Like a Spigot SPIT'.  Aw, SLICK, just funnin' ya...   you know yer Lube Royalty.  Most luscious of all lubes...  you ARE the King of 'Slippery When Wet'.  BUT....   I'm just sayin'....   there's never enough of ya....  never enough.  That's where I come in.   The name is SPIT.  Copious SPIT.  Abundant, plentiful SPIT.   AH-H-H  HAHAHAHAHA-A-AAA!!!!   :laugh:   Here I come, SLICK!**

%%  HOT DA-ANGG, I love my job!  ;D
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Post by: Daniel on December 17, 2006, 05:02:01 pm
Ennis

I'm all slicked up 'n ready t' go, cowboy. I jes' need some music t' put me in the mood.


JACK:

Say, that reminds me. Brought an old friend along...

(http://www.silentrunningaudio.com/imagegallery/images/sourceimages/thumbnails/Harmonica-1-copy.jpg)

Reckon I won't be able to play it though, if yer "slicked up" as ya say.


((Jack looks away for a moment, thinks for a bit, then suddenly turns back to Ennis and slams into him with force.))

'Nuff talk, Ennis. Can't believe I'm sayin' this, but you talk too much.

((Jack's lips close down on Ennis's and he arcs his body against his, trying to make contact in a million places as though Ennis were holding himself back.  His hands roam across Ennis's shoulders, his chest, his stomach, and lower, feeling the sharp texture of flannel and denim beneath his hand, and beneath that, the humming warmth of Ennis's body. Jack shudders and pulls back for a moment, looking up into Ennis's eyes.))

Think these clothes are gettin' in the way?

((Jack reaches over and starts to unbutton Ennis's shirt, brushing against Ennis's hand, which is somehow wet again.))

Ennis... Can't ya at least wait til we're undressed? Think you're jumpin' the gun a little there, cowboy.

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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 17, 2006, 05:16:37 pm
Ennis

((Wipes his hands on his jeans.))

Sorry, buddy, I jes’ got a little over-excited.

((Shrugs off his shirt as soon as Jack is done unbuttoning it then presses his chest against Jack, loving the feel of the rough fabric against his bare skin.))
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Post by: Daniel on December 17, 2006, 05:40:05 pm
JACK:

((Jack rubs his hands across Ennis's back, feeling the muscles tighten there as he brushes his fingers against him. Jack looks up at Ennis as he continues to rub against his shirt.))

S'allright. Just don't wantcha takin' off without me... ((Jack lets a little sadness in his voice.)) Might be a long time 'fore I can make it up here again. Just wanna make sure we both remember it.

((Tenderly, slowly, though every muscle in his body is aching to jump into Ennis as fast as possible, Jack lifts his head up and kisses Ennis's lips, moving his lips against his, letting Ennis take control of his mouth. Jack relaxes in Ennis's arms, pulling him down to the ground on top of him. He moves his hands, carresses Ennis's neck, runs his fingers through his hair.))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 17, 2006, 05:56:54 pm
Ennis

%%I remember ever' moment we spen' t'gether... how could I ever ferget?%%


((Without taking his mouth off of Jack's, Ennis unbuttons Jack's shirt and helps him out of it. Naked skin to naked skin feels like heaven. The press of denim together tells Ennis that Jack is as ready as he is but he wants to take it slow.))
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Post by: Mikaela on December 17, 2006, 06:38:36 pm
MONROE:


((Has gone right to the very core of desperate nervousness and now emerges into the calm relaxed confidence on the other side))

Drawing the curtains was a good idea, my love. This twilight mood makes for such an intimate  athmosphere..... It feels just right. Right for us, for our moment together.

(( Handles bottle suavely ))

Now, here's some champagne for you..... and some for me.

(( Finishes pouring, hands her the glass and looks deep into her eyes ))

Here's to us. To what we may become.

(( Suddenly and briefly wonders what on earth her husband is up to right now - and what could possibly be keeping him away from here......... ???  ))

%% I sure hope he's sufficiently occupied with something that'll be keeping him away for some time to come yet! %%

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Post by: Arad-3 on December 17, 2006, 07:15:10 pm
Alma~

((Watch's Monroes every move as she sips on the delicious champagne))

%% To us Monroe. I feel so safe and loved when I'm with you . I want to stay here with you forever%%

((Alma sets down the glass and takes Monroe by the hand and her favorite song begins to play. Alma not being quite sure what year it is in this dream , know's the song came out in 69'. ))

Monroe dance with me!     


Something  by The Beatles

Something in the way she moves
Attracts me like no other lover
Something in the way she woos me

I don't want to leave her now
You know I believe her now

Somewhere in her smile she knows
That I don't need no other lover
Something in her style that shows me

Don't want to leave her now
You know I believe her now

You're asking me will my love grow
I don't know, I don't know
You stick around now it may show
I don't know, I don't know

Something in the way she knows
And all I have to do is think of her
Something in the things she shows me

Don't want to leave her now
You know I believe her now
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/gone_with_the_wind_bigre-1.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on December 18, 2006, 08:46:03 pm
Ennis

%%I remember ever' moment we spen' t'gether... how could I ever ferget?%%


((Without taking his mouth off of Jack's, Ennis unbuttons Jack's shirt and helps him out of it. Naked skin to naked skin feels like heaven. The press of denim together tells Ennis that Jack is as ready as he is but he wants to take it slow.))

JACK:

%% Damn, Ennis is bein' a pushover this time. Wonder what's different. Normally he'd be... well... pullin' up his pants by now.  Hmmm, speaking of Ennis's pants...%%

((With their mouths still sealed and dancing together, Jack reaches down and unsnap-buttons Ennis's jeans, drags his hand up and across Ennis's chest, feeling the heat and tightness of his muscles.))

%% This may take a while, folks.... You might wanna go out and have dinner or somethin', then come back. %%

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Post by: Arad-3 on December 18, 2006, 09:24:43 pm
Alma~

(( As Alma and Monroe dance to the song Alma feels an ovwhelming sadness that it's time to go home.))

Monroe sit down for a minute I need to tell you something. 
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 18, 2006, 09:41:01 pm
ALMA~

Monroe this may have been a dream. And if it is I want you to know it has been the most beautiful time of my life.. For the first time in so many years I havn't felt lonely.  . I would stay here forever with you,. But I need to wake up now. If I don't I may not be able to control what will happen next. We both know that as long as I am still married to Ennis we have to honor that vow. But don't worry my love, it shall not be for long. This I promise you!

((Alma embraces Monroe and kisses him gently on the cheek))

%% goodbye for now my love%%

(( Alma opens her eyes))

%% my Lord how long have I been sleeping?  Oh my what a dream!  Looks the !time  I have got to get home it's almost sundown!

((Alma looks in the mirror to straighten herself before leaving , And runs out the door))))

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Post by: Arad-3 on December 18, 2006, 09:52:58 pm
ALMA~

(( As she hurries  down the street she cant help but think about her dream. She knew one thing, she wanted to feel that feeling she just had with Monroe again. With Monroe she felt safe. She felt beautiful. The world seemed more beautiful

%% Oh my...just  look at that sunset, I wish Monroe was here with me to see this. Someday. someday soon!
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/erleuchtetermann-3.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 19, 2006, 01:16:29 pm
Ennis

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/deeplake05.jpg)

(( Wakes up, yawns and stretches. Leans over to kiss Jack. ))

Time to rise and shine, cowboy!

(( Kisses Jack again and nuzzles his neck. ))

You gettin’ up? Hunh?

((In answer to that Jack sighs in contentment but doesn’t get out of the bedroll.))

Do I half t’ get in there ‘n make you get up?

(( Jack doesn’t say anything but his beautiful pink lips quirk up with a sly smile. Ennis takes that as a challenge and joins him inside the bedroll. ))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 19, 2006, 04:09:39 pm
**some time later**

(( Ennis squeezes Jack’s ass with his big rough hands then kisses his swollen lips. ))

I’m gonna git up ‘n make us some coffee.

(( Pause. Ennis crawls out of the bedroll, stands, and nudges Jack with his foot. ))

Yeah you jes’ lay there. Don’ bother gettin’ up and helpin’ with breakfast.

(( Ennis pulls on his jeans – no drawers – jams his boots on his feet – no socks – then shrugs on his shirt. He goes outside and puts on his jacket against the morning chill, puts his hat on then goes to rekindle the campfire.))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/CampfireCook-loc.jpg)  (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/campfirecoffee.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 19, 2006, 04:12:13 pm
Ennis

** 20 minutes later **

Mmm...

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/coffeeincamp.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on December 19, 2006, 04:21:26 pm
FLYING PIGLET:


(( Up in the sky directly above the camp, one little piglet is soaring happily, mood exuberant, floating on high and enjoying the fresh, crisp exhilarating air: ))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/pigwithwings.jpg)

Wooooo-Weeeee!!

(( Dips and spirals, moving upwards towards the blazing sun, diving back down, then floating lazily on a conveniently rising air current ))
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Post by: Daniel on December 19, 2006, 09:48:16 pm
Ennis

** 20 minutes later **

Mmm...

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/coffeeincamp.jpg)

JACK:

Hell, Ennis, why'd ya let me sleep in so late. Gotta get down to Texas 'fore tomorrow morning... Lureen'll have my hide fer sure.

((Jack looks over at Ennis and notices again with a smile how much more at ease Ennis is.))

%% Maybe I can bring up...%%

Hey, Ennis, I been thinkin' again. I've got enough saved up that I can buy a little ranch in these parts... Given any more thought to what we were talkin' 'bout before?.... I mean... Hell, after last night, how'm I s'pposed ta sleep without..... ((Jack looks away, sips from a mug of coffee.)) Well, ya know what I mean.... Good coffee.
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 19, 2006, 09:57:55 pm
Ennis

Mmm


(( Sips his coffee, rests his forearms on his knees and looks down at the ground. ))

%% Don't hardly know what t' say t' that. %%

Jack...
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Post by: Daniel on December 19, 2006, 10:08:16 pm
JACK:

((In response to hearing his name escape through Ennis's lips, Jack can only turn and give him his full attention, intense blue eyes and all.  He doesn't say anything, but tries to communicate through his eyes what he is feeling.))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 20, 2006, 12:32:08 am
Ennis

Us ranchin’ together? I mean, yeah, I give it some thought. Thing is, Jack…

((Chews on the side of his thumb.))
Don’ see how I can leave Alma ‘n the girls. You know how I love m’ girls…

((Ennis stands up to get more coffee. He turns his back to Jack as he pours.))

Truth is, sometimes I’m thinkin’ on ya ‘n how much I – ((Stops to clear throat.))

Listen, we got a pack up camp ‘n get back. I got a git up at 5 t’morrow ‘n go t’ work on the ranch. C’mon, let’s go.

((Ennis moves the coffeepot and douses the fire.))
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Post by: welliwont on December 21, 2006, 04:44:20 pm
DIRECTOR TWIST~

Well I guess we are at the next scene, since nobody has said anything for almost two days.....  Just 21 scenes left to go folks, some of them so short, others not so short.  Here is the next Call Sheet:


CALL SHEET


==THE NEXT SCENES ARE:


       SCENE # 49 – BOBBY AND HIS DADDY ON THE TRACTOR
       SCENE # 50 – ENNIS FEEDING THE STOCK
       SCENE # 51 – SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE DEL MARS'
                             WATCHIN' KOJAK
       SCENE # 52 – DIVORCE COURT
       SCENE # 53 – JACK IS KING OF THE ROAD
       SCENE # 54 – JACK GOES TO MEXICO



THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTION ASSISTANTS ARE NEEDED ON SET:
High Priestess - Meryl
Props Magician - Anke
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director - Celeste
Laurel Sparta - Daniel
Best Boy - Lee
Cissy Fuss, Assistant to the Second Unit Assistant Director - Leslie



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Jack - Daniel
Bobby - RouxB
Ennis - Leslie
Alma - Geri
Monroe - Mikaela
Alma Jr -
Jenny -
Divorce Judge -
Mexican Prostitute - Meryl


THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS:
Jack's Body Butter - Nicky
Terry Cloth - Alec
Empress of Everything - Leslie
Phantom of the Film - Daniel
Guy Raphaelson - Daniel
Lucise Indapaddock - Milli
any and all other BetterMostians who care to jump in ==

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Post by: Front-Ranger on December 21, 2006, 04:55:19 pm
Best boy present, ready, willing and able, Madam Director!!  :D
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 21, 2006, 10:07:32 pm
Brief Intermission

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/duocraftunderwear.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 21, 2006, 10:10:30 pm
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 21, 2006, 10:13:53 pm
Audience Member

I'm so glad they decided to move along. I really have to pee!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/lemur.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 21, 2006, 10:20:30 pm
Cissy Fuss, Assistant to the Second Unit Assistant Director

%%  Oh thank god. A two-minute break. While Ms. Director is away, I'm going to sneak onto the BetterMost web site and look at photos of Jake Jake Jake. %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Overworked1-1.jpg)

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/brokebackmountainpubh.jpg) %%Ooh! Nice pants!%%
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 21, 2006, 10:24:02 pm
More audience members who are happy for the pee break.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/happy9mc.jpg) (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/scott-happy.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 21, 2006, 10:26:57 pm
Empress of Everything

Hello dahlings!


(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginawave.jpg)

%% I hope they don't see me going to the Ladies' room for a pee. %%
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 21, 2006, 10:29:20 pm
Advertisement

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/man_handlers.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on December 21, 2006, 10:46:26 pm
Cissy Fuss

Oh, Mr. 2nd Unit Ass’t Director, sir! We’re ready for the 2nd Unit exterior shot.


(( Cissy reads aloud: ))
RIVERTON, WYOMING: RANCH: BACK OF HAY TRUCK: DAY: 1972

Ennis

C’mon, c’mon. Soooeeee, pigpigpig.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/guinea_pigs.jpg)

Damn. Cattle don't look right.


%% Can't keep my mind on my work no way, no how. Keep thinkin' of Jack Twist's lower lip 'n how curvy and pink it is. Thinkin' on how he loves t' run his slippery pink tongue over that lip and how I love t' run my tongue over his lip. Keep thinkin' of Jack's pants, too. 'Bout how tight they are 'n ever'thin'. %%
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Post by: Daniel on December 21, 2006, 11:05:00 pm
JACK:

((From the back of a Versatile Combine))

**Hold them.... cattle?....., fer cryin' out loud. Don't wanna run over any of 'em. These tractors are hard enough to manage as it is without the guinea pigs.... um, cattle.... gettin' in the way.**

Daniel: Well I helped a customer at work today who was very rurified. He even said "dang-nab" a few times, and "I'm a local boy." Considering he was several years older than me, I could tell this was pure rural slang. Reminded me a Jack.
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Post by: RouxB on December 22, 2006, 01:30:33 am
%%Things seem so much bigger in the theater...%%

(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/CSK/CSK402/KS96151.jpg)

"Daddy, doncha got somethin' biggern this?!"
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Post by: RouxB on December 22, 2006, 01:35:53 am
"better, better..."

(http://www.iol.ie/~manister/tractortrouble/nh1.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on December 28, 2006, 09:09:30 pm
(http://3danimation.e-spaces.com/character_animation/character_animation_monster.jpg)

JACK:

Okay, I know the script says I'm supposed ta be able ta drive anything, but this is pushin' it.
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Post by: Arad-3 on December 29, 2006, 04:01:34 pm
CEECEE THE LAKE SERPENT

** Meanwhile Scotty, CeeCee's husband of 4 weeks, goes on his weekly fishing trip with his buddy Freddy

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/sea20horse2012-2.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on December 29, 2006, 08:32:44 pm
((Meanwhile, back in Riverton...

...ALMA discovers JBB on her doorstep and mistakes him for a tube of ready-to-use Christmas cake frosting.))

(http://photos.blogexplosion.com/pic.php?u=298i0fbe&i=1141)

JBB:

**How undignified...**


(http://samuelgordonstewart.com/wp-content/Christmas2005/thumb-pict0087.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on December 30, 2006, 01:09:49 pm
((Meanwhile, back in Riverton...

...ALMA discovers JBB on her doorstep and mistakes him for a tube of ready-to-use Christmas cake frosting.))

AUDIENCE MEMBER:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/laughingman.jpg)

**Hee hee, that gives new meaning to the term Butt-er Cream Frosting!**
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 01, 2007, 05:08:25 pm
commercial  Break~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/cat_side.jpg)



What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, And makes a slinkity sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing, Everyone knows it’s Slinky…
It's Slinky, it's Slinky, for fun it's a wonderful toy
It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun for a girl and a boy
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 01, 2007, 05:09:39 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/SillyP11.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 02, 2007, 11:11:09 pm
The Del Mar Household

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/smarten_up.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 02, 2007, 11:31:00 pm
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/smarten_up-3.jpg)

%% Another Saturday night.  As always,  all I get is to watch him sitting there drinking his beer.. What is it he keeps on dwelling over?   Lord do I really wanna know? %%

Earth to  Ennis!! You know we could still smarten up and go to the church social. 

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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 02, 2007, 11:38:47 pm
Ennnis

b-u-u--r-r-r-p
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 02, 2007, 11:40:28 pm
Ennis

%%  There's only one thing I kin think about tonight.  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/tongue.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 02, 2007, 11:42:22 pm
Ennis

Aww... all that revivalist shit 'n I'm cured 'n everythin'?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/TentRevivalinOklahomaCity1963.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 02, 2007, 11:43:33 pm
Ennis

I don' wanna see that Fire and Brimstone crowd tonight.

%% ...or any night!  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/thatfirecrowd.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 02, 2007, 11:48:28 pm
ALMA~


Now why doesn't that surprise me?  You never want to go anywhere with me!

%% Tee hee tee hee! They should be here any minute!%%
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/smarten_up-3.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 02, 2007, 11:52:38 pm
ALMA~

**Suddenly there is a loud knock at the door!

%% Oh! oh!  They're here!
You wanna get that Ennis?

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/smarten_up-3.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 02, 2007, 11:59:11 pm
Ennis

%%  Do I wanna get that??  F*ck no.  She's closer to th' door anyway.  %%

((grumbling, Ennis heaves himself up off the couch, careful not to spill any of his beverage.))

Yeah!?? Who is it 'n what 'n th' hell you want this time a night?

**As there is no peephole in the cheap door to their apartment, Ennis is forced to open the door to discover who is standing at the threshold.**
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 03, 2007, 12:03:01 am
ALMA~

(( Jumps up behind Ennis While Ennis opens the door.))

%%This is gonna be good%%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/endisnear.jpg)

Why hello Reverend Mother Killjoy!  Come on in!

 
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 03, 2007, 12:12:12 am
Ennis

((Jumps back away from the door, very nearly spilling his beer. Turns and looks at Alma.))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/heathl_beitrag_400.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 03, 2007, 12:18:04 am
Alma~

(( Reverend mother brought the whole Church social with her.))

Ennis I was telling The Reverend about all those fishing trips of yours. You know the ones you take without your fishin box!  Why don't you tell them what goes on up there in the Mountains?  I'm sure they would all love to hear!
(( Alma looks over at her husband and laughs to herself))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/smarten_up-4.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 03, 2007, 12:19:44 am
Ennis

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/seehishardways.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on January 03, 2007, 12:20:12 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/marchiondaht.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on January 03, 2007, 12:21:53 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumbnailCA5ZDCURgt.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on January 03, 2007, 12:23:20 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/sealeyjy.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on January 03, 2007, 12:24:40 am
ALMA~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/CGilkesyt.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on January 03, 2007, 12:26:31 am
ALMA

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/monks1.jpg)
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Mahinda_rajapakse.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 03, 2007, 12:27:44 am
Ennis

NO!! I don't want none a yer durn liter-chur.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/latinboysgotohell.jpg)  (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/satansdaughter.jpg)

%%  Damn. Get a-WAY from me!!  %%
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 03, 2007, 12:28:08 am
ALMA~ Audience Members

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bp4jpghtiu.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 03, 2007, 12:28:55 am
Ennis

Oh, that book I'll take

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/satan-was-a-lesbian-.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on January 03, 2007, 12:32:48 am
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/chickenhell5.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on January 03, 2007, 12:33:54 am
Ennis

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/beerbottles.jpg)

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Ennis2.jpg)

That's one a two things I need right now.
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 03, 2007, 12:35:17 am
Ennis

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/GetoutofHellFreecard.jpg)

'N that's the other thing!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Ennis2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 03, 2007, 12:37:35 am
Ennis

%% Thinks about Alma %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/WishYouWereBeer_Thumbnail.gif)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 03, 2007, 12:38:37 am

COMMERCIAL BREAK

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/beerad.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 03, 2007, 12:44:01 am
Alma~

Whew! I have not had this much fun in a long time!  Its fun to watch him squirm!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/smarten_up-3.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on January 03, 2007, 12:45:16 am
COMMERCIAL BREAK

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/beerad.jpg)

AUDIENCE MEMBER:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/fatlady.jpg)

**I've drank a whole case o' the stuff.  When's the action supposed t'start?**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 05, 2007, 11:18:06 pm
Ennis

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/heaththinkalma.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 05, 2007, 11:19:39 pm
Ennis

%% 'Course I'd ruther think on Jack  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/FunnyAnimal9.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 05, 2007, 11:28:40 pm
COMMERCIAL BREAK

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/cokecurves.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 05, 2007, 11:49:22 pm
commercial break
..... Movies are BIG ..... See One This Weekend..... Movies are BIG ..... See One This Weekend ..... Movies are BIG ..... See One This Weekend..... Movies are BIG ..... See One This Weekend

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Post by: Meryl on January 06, 2007, 01:19:02 am
commercial break
..... Movies are BIG ..... See One This Weekend..... Movies are BIG ..... See One This Weekend ..... Movies are BIG ..... See One This Weekend..... Movies are BIG ..... See One This Weekend

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(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka7.jpg)

** Oh, Gawd, don't remind me!! **
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 06, 2007, 09:33:15 pm
audience member

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/nowwhat.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on January 07, 2007, 07:12:08 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Nearly sputters and chokes on her Cappuccino as the advertisements for other films start flying across the.... stage? screen? someplace in between?  She shakes her head and pinches the bridge of her nose, closing her eyes in the pain of a momentary stress headache.))

**Where are those psychologists when you need them?**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 07, 2007, 11:26:29 pm
Ennis:  You mean BOTH girls got the flu!?

Alma:
**In the girls' bedroom**
It's like the EXORCIST in here!!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/sickgirls.jpg)


Ennis:
((Ennis turns a delicate shade of chartreuse))
%% EEuuuwww... makes me wanna toss mah cookies jes thinkin on it! %%

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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 07, 2007, 11:28:26 pm
The Del Mar Household is temporarily quarantined. We'll return when we're healthy.
 -Ennis, Alma, Junior, and Jenny
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 07, 2007, 11:50:08 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Nearly sputters and chokes on her Cappuccino as the advertisements for other films start flying across the.... stage? screen? someplace in between?  She shakes her head and pinches the bridge of her nose, closing her eyes in the pain of a momentary stress headache.))

**Where are those psychologists when you need them?**

Cissy Fuss

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Overworked1-1.jpg)

You know Ms. Sparta, I don't mean to say I told you so but if you had signed some of these papers like I told you to asked, you'd know about the cash flow problem. This guy stopped by and said he'd give us $50.00 if we'd show some of his movie ads between acts, so I said yes. You got a problem with that?

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Post by: Meryl on January 08, 2007, 12:35:06 am
((Emerging slowly from the sacred stupor induced by her execution of a particularly exhaustive series of holy New Year's rituals, the HIGH PRIESTESS watches as Alessandro sorts desultorily through the last zillion or so posts for an idea of where the production is at the moment.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinkaNewYears.jpg)

** Any luck? **
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Post by: Meryl on January 08, 2007, 01:27:34 am

ALESSANDRO:

(http://www.divshare.com/uploads/thumbs/2007/01/07/33180/33180-190.jpg) (http://www.divshare.com/download/33180-190)

** Your Sageness, as far as I can discern, "Saturday Night at the Del Mar's" is more or less finito.  It would seem that "Divorce Court" is imminent. **
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Post by: Meryl on January 08, 2007, 01:53:13 am
HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://www.divshare.com/uploads/thumbs/2007/01/07/33230/33230-1d3.jpg) (http://www.divshare.com/download/33230-1d3)

** Okay, lemme get this straight.  That means "King of the Road" happens after that and then "Jack Goes to Mexico."  Right? **


ALESSANDRO:

(http://www.divshare.com/uploads/thumbs/2007/01/07/33182/33182-6a6.jpg) (http://www.divshare.com/download/33182-6a6)

** Appunto, bella.  Shall I make flight reservations for us?  You will be needing to research your upcoming role.  I will see that tutto e pronto. **

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Post by: Meryl on January 08, 2007, 01:53:47 am
HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinkaCloseup.jpg)

** Si, si!  Señor....**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 08, 2007, 12:33:21 pm
Cissy Fuss

(( Heaves a big, martyred sigh ))

%%  Why oh why is it always up to me to straighten up the mess? It's like pushing a boulder... oh yeah I already said that. %%

The next scene is the Del Mars attempting to have sex but there is failure to launch. As soon as the household recovers from their various illnesses, they will move out of the bathroom and in to the bedroom. Meanwhile I have work to do. I would suggest that you all straighten up and fly right. (sniffs self-righteously)


(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Overworked1-1.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on January 08, 2007, 06:45:45 pm
The Del Mar Household is temporarily quarantined. We'll return when we're healthy.
 -Ennis, Alma, Junior, and Jenny

((Having been temporarily roped into cake decorating duties by ALMA, the hapless JBB has also caught the Del Mar lurgy...))

**Goddamn snot-snortin' kids... share yer toys? OH NOOOOOOO! Share yer germ-infested phlegmfest? OH YEEEEESSSS! Please JBB, oh please let me pick my rancid, slime-slicked nasal cavities with your finely moulded, ridged flat end!!! ((Cough, cough. Hack, hack)) Goddamn kids... Urrrghhhhh, ah think ahm gonna hurl**


(http://www.origami-mitra.com/images/Mitras/himanshuagrawal/Green%20paint%20tube1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Daniel on January 08, 2007, 07:45:20 pm
JACK:

((Watching all this from off stage.))

**Ya know. Yer all makin' me wanna come up there real good.... Real good. Ennis, dontcha get sick too, or I won't touch ya fer a month.**
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Post by: Daniel on January 08, 2007, 07:53:50 pm
RANDOM HEIFER #1: **Whats goin' on now? We gotta make another sign?**

RANDOM HEIFER #2: **Yep, come on pardner. Lets get up there.**

RANDOM HEIFER #1: **Fine!** ((rolls eyes))

RANDOM HEIFER #2: **I get top!**

RANDOM HEIFER #1: ** You got top last time. Its my turn. What're we writin' anyway?**

RANDOM HEIFER #2: ** See. Ya don't know. I gotta be top.**

RANDOM HEIFER #1: **Don't move around so much then.**
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Post by: saucycobblers on January 08, 2007, 08:00:16 pm
RANDOM PASSER-BY:

(http://www.tilburguniversity.nl/univers/foreignaffairs/0405/10/cowboy2.jpg)

**DEL MARS QUART + TAND?? That some new saddle store or sumthin'??**
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Post by: Daniel on January 08, 2007, 08:01:39 pm
RANDOM HEIFER #1: ** What the hell's it say?**

RANDOM HEIFER #2: ** Del Mars Quarantined. That way more people don't get sick.**

RANDOM HEIFER #1: ** That don't say "Quarantined". Ya wrote Quart and Tand.**

RANDOM HEIFER #2: ** Tanned? Tanned ?!!**

((A large herd of cattle nearby suddenly stampedes, running by the bullboard, nearly knocking it over.))

RANDOM HEIFER #1 ((looking down)): **Whats got into 'em?**

RANDOM HEIFER #2 ((gets down shakily)): ** Ya said "tanned". What're ya tryin' ta do, give us all heart attacks?**
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Post by: saucycobblers on January 09, 2007, 01:20:51 pm
((The worried and stampeding RANDOM HEIFFERS are consulting a charity about a possible decampment overseas...))

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http://www.cowforce.com/ (http://www.cowforce.com/)
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 09, 2007, 02:09:03 pm
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 10, 2007, 07:20:18 pm
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 10, 2007, 11:13:31 pm
Clapper

Scene 3,795 The Del Mar Bedroom, Take one!

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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 10, 2007, 11:17:11 pm
Cissy Fuss

What's with the artist's sketch??
You mean the set has not been built!??
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 OMFG Ms. Director and the 2nd Unit Assistant Director
are going to have hissy fits. omg omg

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Post by: Arad-3 on January 10, 2007, 11:33:32 pm
ALMA~

**  After a hard days work Alma is lying in bed when she hears Ennis come into the bedroom and slips into bed.

%% Why is he coming to bed so early? I thought he would sit and drink his beer all night and dwell  Oh I hope he's not going to try something tonight! It's been awhile and I just don't feel like dealing with him %%

(( She feels Ennis hand slide across her back.   Aggravated,  She quickly turns on the light))

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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 10, 2007, 11:38:42 pm
Ennis

%% That's her best side. But I don't want her to get suspicious a nothin' %%

(( Ennis flips Alma over on her back and climbs on top of her.  ))

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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 10, 2007, 11:44:31 pm
Ennis

Mmmm, oooh

%% Don't say Jack's name. Don't say Jack's name. Don't say Jack's name. %%

MMM aaah aaahhhlllma ahlma, oh Alma!
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 10, 2007, 11:45:49 pm
Ennis

Hunh? Whut is it?

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Post by: Arad-3 on January 10, 2007, 11:47:27 pm
ALMA~

%% Oh No!  Not when he's been drinking!   Probably thinking of that Jack fella right now!%%

Hehem...As far behind as we are on the bills, it makes me nervous not to use any sort of protection

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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 10, 2007, 11:51:39 pm
Ennis

%% Hope she cain't read m' mind and know I'm thinkin' on Jack. %%

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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 10, 2007, 11:58:08 pm
Ennis

Protection!?? Yah mean.......

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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 11, 2007, 12:00:41 am
Ennis

Oh! Protection. Whut? Why? You don' want no more a mah kids??

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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 11, 2007, 12:02:06 am
Ennis

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%% Iffen she don't want no more a my kids then... %%

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Post by: Arad-3 on January 11, 2007, 12:04:01 am
ALMA~

%% here we go! Go ahead and think of your fishiin' buddy now! %%
I'd have em if you'd support em

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Post by: Arad-3 on January 11, 2007, 12:05:42 am
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 11, 2007, 12:12:59 am
Alma~


((Alma turns over and turns off the light))
%% Well that shut him up! But I have always wanted more children..well maybe just one more!%%

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Goodbye Goodnight Ennis!
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 11, 2007, 12:23:37 am
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 11, 2007, 01:00:24 am
Carmen Miranda

High Priestess! Chiquita darling you look much the worse for wear.
Still recovering from the New Year "rituals"? Do you need a banana?

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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 11, 2007, 08:13:21 pm
Ennis

%% Suppose it's inevitable Alma 'n me will be gettin' a divorce. Makes me mad as hell. %%

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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 11, 2007, 08:15:31 pm
Ennis

%% Guess I'd better do some research about this here divorce thing. %%

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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 11, 2007, 08:18:44 pm
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 11, 2007, 08:48:04 pm
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 11, 2007, 08:54:54 pm
Later that night~ Judge Privates poses for a feature article for "Life Styles Of The Rich And Famous"

All in a days work!

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Post by: Meryl on January 13, 2007, 02:08:13 am

((Upon arrival in Mexico, the HIGH PRIESTESS wastes no time but dives at once into the work at hand.))

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** This little hotel is all right, but it's really not conducive to my creative process.  I must become one with the people... **


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** So tell me, Concepción, where do you go when you need to find a male prostitute? **
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Post by: Mikaela on January 13, 2007, 03:49:33 pm
Meanwhile, back in Riverton.........


MONROE:

** Wonder how Alma's doing. Wonder what she's decided to do. She's been so quiet and pensive, we've barely spoken a word in forever...... I miss her. I miss her shy smiles. I want to see happiness back in her eyes. **


((Sighs longingly))


** Wish I knew if she's quit him.**


(( Discovers letter left on his desk in the Super Market back office, rips envelope open to read: ))


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Post by: Mikaela on January 13, 2007, 03:56:13 pm
MONROE:

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Post by: Mikaela on January 13, 2007, 04:06:13 pm
MONROE:

((Hands shaking badly, heart racing wildly))

(( Stuffs basketfuls of expensive champagne and assorted delicacies in the back of his car))


** I'm just going over there to offer my support.....a little comfort.....  She must be distraught and embarrassed too perhaps.....   Didn't even see her sneak into the Shop to leave her note! **

(( Hesitates for a tiny moment, then: ))

%% Just in case. No harm in being prepared..... %%

(( Puts box with small diamond ring in his pocket, then drives off ))


((Whistles happily and hums: ))

I'm getting married in the morning, ding-dong the bells are gonna chime.....
la-la-la-and...... get me to the church on time!!



(( Arriving at Alma's place, hurries to knock on the door: ))

Got your message the divorce came through. So...... Here I am!
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 13, 2007, 08:43:59 pm
Ennis

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Post by: Daniel on January 13, 2007, 09:22:02 pm
MONROE:

Got your message the divorce came through. So...... Here I am!


JACK:

Hey, that's my line!
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Post by: Meryl on January 13, 2007, 10:53:41 pm
HIGH PRIESTESS:

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** Sigh...  It's been 3 days since I sent Alessandro out to find research subjects.  All I hear from him is "send more money"!  I'm bored to tears.  I mean, there are only so many facials and French manicures one can stand in 3 days.... **


((A deferential knock is heard at the door))

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** Enterado! **

ALESSANDRO:


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** Signora, scusi.  I have at last succeeded in procuring several of the local...shall we say...professionals for your artistic purposes.  Are you prepared to receive them? **

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Post by: Meryl on January 13, 2007, 11:07:51 pm

HIGH PRIESTESS:

** At last!  This is so exciting!  Get me my tape recorder and notebook!  How do I look? **


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ALESSANDRO:

** Like the immortal Melpomene herself, Priestess.  Cominciamo! **

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Post by: Mikaela on January 14, 2007, 09:45:10 am
AUDIENCE MEMBER:

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Wow - our High Priestess *really* doesn't shirk her duties and obligations for the greater good of a perfect production, does she? What a woman!! I hope she knows what she's getting herself into this time....

(( Makes full use of especially big eyes in breathless anticipation so as to not miss out on the slightest little upcoming eventl ))
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Post by: Mikaela on January 14, 2007, 09:57:51 am
JACK:

Hey, that's my line!


MONROE:

(( Comes up for air for a moment, briefly extricating himself from ALMA's loving embrace: ))

Sure enough, bud - don't you agree it's simply the perfect line when you've been waiting and loving and wishing and longing for years and years, torn between dizzy hope and dark despair - and the love of your life *finally* gives you the "all clear"?

(( Turns back to the business of earnestly trying to break the Brokenarsed kissing record ))

Oh, happy day!!!!
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Post by: Meryl on January 14, 2007, 12:49:42 pm
HIGH PRIESTESS:

** Send in the first subject! **


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** Señorrrrrrr? **
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Post by: Meryl on January 14, 2007, 12:58:19 pm

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** Sainted Streep and Streisand in a kickline!!  This is gonna be the acting job from Hell! **
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 14, 2007, 05:07:38 pm

MONROE:

(( Comes up for air for a moment, briefly extricating himself from ALMA's loving embrace: ))

Sure enough, bud - don't you agree it's simply the perfect line when you've been waiting and loving and wishing and longing for years and years, torn between dizzy hope and dark despair - and the love of your life *finally* gives you the "all clear"?

(( Turns back to the business of earnestly trying to break the Brokenarsed kissing record ))

Oh, happy day!!!!

ALMA~

((As she leads Monroe to the door))

I know your excited Monroe as we have waited along time for this  but The girls will be coming home from school soon and Ennis will be picking them up for the weekend at 5 o'clock.   I have alot to do before then.  I know... why don't the two of us go for coffee on Saturday night up to Don's up on Old Route 69.     I hear they have a new owner from the city that has fixed up the place.   I havn't been to a restaurant in years!  What do you think?
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Post by: Daniel on January 14, 2007, 06:27:41 pm

MONROE:

(( Comes up for air for a moment, briefly extricating himself from ALMA's loving embrace: ))

Sure enough, bud - don't you agree it's simply the perfect line when you've been waiting and loving and wishing and longing for years and years, torn between dizzy hope and dark despair - and the love of your life *finally* gives you the "all clear"?


JACK:

Well, yeah! But now I gotta come up with somethin' original.
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Post by: Mikaela on January 14, 2007, 06:30:42 pm
MONROE:

(( Can't believe what ALMA's saying. Dazed smile dying on his lips, body sagging ))

I guess I thought this means you'd.........

%% I have to leave!?! She's longing for restaurant food when she could be tasting more of me mine?!?

(( Nearly faints with disappointment ))

Yeah, all right.

I'll see you next month weekend, then.....


(( Turns away, wanders back to his car, Alma's letter  stuffed randomly into his shirt pocket. ))

%% Never an easy way..... %%

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Post by: Meryl on January 14, 2007, 06:36:03 pm

AUDIENCE MEMBER:

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** Awww, gee, poor Monroe!  Sh*t, that's hard! **
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Post by: Mikaela on January 14, 2007, 06:38:37 pm
JACK:

Well, yeah! But now I gotta come up with somethin' original.


MONROE:

(( Depressed as hell ))

Well, sorry 'bout that, bud. Sure didn't mean to steal your thunder none.

((Sighs))

Hope you'll manage to find pure, unimaginable happiness and joy when you meet up with the love of YOUR life soon.....  Now, THAT sure would be very ORIGINAL   'round here.....

(( Opens Super-size Special Deluxe ice cream box and starts digging into the contents with a determinedly  lovesick vengeance ))

%% Being in charge of the Super Market is good for *something*..... At least I can get my hands on comfort food any time of day or night.... %%
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Post by: Daniel on January 14, 2007, 06:49:11 pm
JACK:

((Sitting up in bed.... by himself..... again, trying to watch the news on the television.))

Honey, ya comin' ta bed?

%% Not sure why I bother askin'. Know what the answer's gonna be.%%

((Flips the TV off and reaches for the tractor magazines he brought up from the mailbox. A blue postcard falls to the ground and Jack recognizes Ennis's handwriting immediately. His heart suddenly jolts in his chest and the all too familiar lump in his throat returns. He carefully picks up the postcard and reads it.... His heart pounding faster and faster....))

%% Does this mean?..... What's Ennis tryin' ta tell him?%%

((Jack let a little hope creep back into his heart, walked over to his closet and found the stash of money he'd put aside all these years. A sizable amount now. He and Ennis could start their own life together with it.))

((Suddenly Jack remembers the fear that crept into Ennis's eyes and voice when he mentioned it last. It wasn't just his wife, it was that other thing too. Ennis was afraid.))

Hell, we're all afraid. We just gotta do what we gotta do sometimes. We deserve a little happiness too, in addition to the fear. I know I do.

((Jack put the postcard in the top drawer of his dresser and got back into bed, turning off the light to sleep. Lureen probably wouldn't be done with her books (or whatever she's doing) until after midnight. As he drifted off to sleep, he developed a plan in his head. It wasn't the sanest, brightest thing he'd ever done, but he was definitely not afraid to try it. He'd faced what Ennis feared already. Wasn't too bad. Ennis thought it could get worse. Maybe. But Jack had to try and prove him wrong... and he knew how he was gonna do it.))


MONROE:

(( Depressed as hell ))

Well, sorry 'bout that, bud. Sure didn't mean to steal your thunder none.

((Sighs))

Hope you'll manage to find pure, unimaginable happiness and joy when you meet up with the love of YOUR life soon.....  Now, THAT sure would be very ORIGINAL   'round here.....

(( Opens Super-size Special Deluxe ice cream box and starts digging into the contents with a determinedly  lovesick vengeance ))

%% Being in charge of the Super Market is good for *something*..... At least I can get my hands on comfort food any time of day or night.... %%

((Jack winks at the invisible and far distant Monroe.))

Yeah, I hope this works too. Might need some help from some unusual people. Is that Miss Snow's Ice Cream? It's the best ya know.... Even the fat-free styles're tasty.
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 14, 2007, 06:55:23 pm
ALMA~

**After Monroe leaves Alma starts to pack Alma jr and Jennys bags for the weekend.

That was so hard controlling myself right then. Monroes sweet kisses. Just like in my dreams! I havn't been kissed like that before. Actually I havn't been kissed  in years!    But I have to be very carefull not to rush this.  I can't wait for Saturday night when he and I will be able to go on our first date together!  I'm starting to feel like such a school girl again!!  I just can't believe this is happening!

** Alma blushes and giggles to herself thinking about her and Monroe and all the fun they are gonna have together!
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Post by: Mikaela on January 14, 2007, 07:03:12 pm
MONROE:


(( Looks up at hearing distant voice ))

Sure enough, it's Miss Snow's.  But I plan to keep up the comfort binge till the volume resembles Mrs. Iceberg.

(( Self-conscious all of a sudden ))

It's only because I didn't have time to make my own special recipe ice cream, of course. Nothing beats that one, if I may say so myself. But in the present circumstances, this here will have to do.

(( Waves spoon high in the air and tearfully cheers the invisible and far distant JACK on: ))

Good.... good luck! May your hopes be fulfilled and your wishes come true!!

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Post by: Daniel on January 14, 2007, 09:05:10 pm
JACK:

((Jack goes through the plan in his head as he looks over everything he's putting in the back of his pickup.))

Rope, check. Bananas, check. Hell, we can git those anyplace, 'pparently. Let's see. Harmonica? Yep, found it this morning. Well I guess thats about it, 'sides me of course. Oh, and this old thing'll go in the cab with me.

((Jack pats the bulging case he's taking with him.))

I only hope this postcard means what I think it means.
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Post by: Daniel on January 14, 2007, 09:41:56 pm
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** Sainted Streep and Streisand in a kickline!!  This is gonna be the acting job from Hell! **

THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM

((Dramatic organ music plays as the Phantom steps out from behind a pillar in the Mexican hotel.))

**Pardon me, mademoiselle. I could not help but hear your cry of distress and thought I might be of some service. I believe I can procure a male prostitute for you from this demesne if you would ask me of it. I am sure you will be quite satisfied with my selections.**

((The Phantom drapes his black cloak over his shoulder with a dramatic flair.))

**Is it always this hot? I just cannot wear this full porcelain mask.... it is so grotesque.**

((The Phantom disappears behind the column and reemerges with a slightly different mask.))

**Ah, this is much better.**

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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 14, 2007, 09:57:37 pm
Ennis

%% Finally found a place I can afford, but I dunno, it don't look right. %%


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Post by: Meryl on January 14, 2007, 11:51:37 pm
Ennis

%% Finally found a place I can afford, but I dunno, it don't look right. %%
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AUDIENCE MEMBER:

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**WHOA!  That's MY house!  I been at this Performance so long, the wife must've give me up fer dead and handed the keys t' the real estate shark! **
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Post by: Meryl on January 15, 2007, 12:45:57 am
The HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypFunnyfaceCrop.jpg)

%% Oh Jeebus, tell me this guy didn't just appear in my suite smelling like fish and got up like the Lone Ranger... %%


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka1.jpg)

** Oh Phan, how nice of you to come to my rescue!  As you can see, though, I already have quite a long queue of interviewees, thanks to the tireless efforts of my assistant Alessandro, and I really must--

Oh, Alessandro, would you be a love and take Monsieur Fântome into my adjoining apartments and let him get out of his traveling clothes and order him something long and cool to drink.  Perhaps he could do with a nice, 2-hour massage, too.  Yes, that's the very thing for you, dear!  Ta-ta, we'll dine together later!  Kiss-kiss! **


((The Phantom, unable to get a word in edgewise, is hustled off by the ever-efficient Alessandro))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/headache.jpg)

** I must continue.  Everything pales beside my duty to my art.  NEXT! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/MexprosCarmen5.jpg)

** SEÑÑÑÑÑOR!!! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka7.jpg)

** AAAAAAUGH!! **
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Post by: Daniel on January 15, 2007, 01:33:04 am
THE PHANTOM:

((Already warming up to the friendly locals, the Phantom has acquired an accent. He turns to Alessandro.))

**Is it just me, or does thee woman love to scream?**

%% Fish? Smelling like fish? I haven't lived in the underwater complex since CC got married... Some people.%%

**To be honest though, since acquiring the slightly cooler costume rendering the European opera cloak obsolete, I feel quite at home in this country.**

((The phantom mounts the black horse the local stableboy was kind enough to bring him.))

**And now.... Off to find a male prostitute. Tell her Holiness that I shall return tonight to dine with her, as per her invitation.**

(http://www.bigfanboy.com/pages/reviews/filmreviews/2005/zorro/zorro-money.jpg)

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Post by: Daniel on January 16, 2007, 01:44:00 am
JACK:

((Entirely unawares of the current goings on in Mexico, Jack speeds along in his pick-up truck. He reaches for the radio and turns it on, hoping to find some of the good ol' boys on today. Instead, he hears a woman's voice singing out in soft, plaintive notes. He tries to turn the dial but nothing changes.))

**Well hell. What's wrong with the radio?**

www.accessyourinnerlight.com/03 The Dark Night of the Soul.wma (http://www.accessyourinnerlight.com/03 The Dark Night of the Soul.wma)

((Jack stops fiddling with the dials for a moment and just listens to the lady sing.  It was.... different, to be sure. But as he listened closely to the words he almost stopped the truck in the middle of the highway. His mind was flooded with the images of that night long, long ago on Brokeback Mountain, when he and Ennis had finally become truly intimate. Not just a physical intimacy but a deep and profound spiritual intimacy made clearer through that shared gold-lit night. It made Jack feel giddy as he saw the first signs pointing the way to Riverton. A genuine smile crept onto his mouth, and Jack almost laughed aloud at the immense hope that welled up in him.))

((When he stopped for Gas, Jack checked the radio tuner dial again. Sure enough, It'd been loosened so much that turnin' it didn't do anything. Jack smiled and shook his head.))

**That Bobby. He's either gonna be a car mechanic or a ..... well, or somethin' like that. Always gettin' into things and takin' em apart.**

((When Jack got back on the road again he turned the radio on again. This time finding a very enjoyable rendition of "King of the Road", a song he knew by heart.))

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Post by: Daniel on January 17, 2007, 01:35:57 am
JACK:

((As Jack drives into Riverton, he realizes he has no idea where Ennis is living at now. He sees an old billboard in a field of cattle with the words "Del Mars Quart + Tand" but has no idea what that means.))

**No doubt those heifers up to sumthin'. Now.... where do I go from here? Guess I can try the old apartment... see if anyone's there that knows sumthin'.**

((Jack pulls into the small parking lot near the laundromat again, looking cautiously up at the stairs, hoping that Ennis would come running out again, the way he had when they had finally been reunited after bein' apart for four years. No Ennis.))

((Jack gets out of the truck and climbs the steps on his own. He raps on the door.))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 18, 2007, 01:48:54 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/nomorekids.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 18, 2007, 01:52:08 pm
Ennis

%%  I wonder what Jack is doin' right now, this very minute?  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/enniscow6ib.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 18, 2007, 01:53:30 pm
Ennis

(( Thinking on what Jack is doing right now, this very minute.  ))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Which%20Jake/SNLcap064.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on January 21, 2007, 06:08:10 am
MONROE:


((Out strolling along the road in the hope of easing some quite annoying digestive trouble.))

** Well, now I've got both literal and figurative heartburn. Way, to go, Monroe!  ::)
Note to self: Not even far too much ice cream cools a truly burning heart. I should have gotten drunk instead. Should a followed time-honoured tradition.**

(( Suppresses another burp ))

**I'll never look at an ice cream cone in my life, not even from a safe distance! **


(( Steps out to the side of the road as a blue and white car drives up and stops next to him ))

Who? You're looking for Ennis Del Mar? Sure I  know who he is, but I can't tell you where he's moved to. He and his wife split up recently, I'm not sorry to say.

(( Conceals small sob and another burp while listening to follow-up question ))

Inquiring at the local supermarket would be a good idea, sure enough. Mr. Del Mar's ex-wife, Alma; - she works there. She's bound to know where he lives now. You a friend of theirs or something? I'm sure she'd be delighted to......

(( Sighs ))

Well actually, just now I'm not really sure about anything when it comes to ALMA.
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 21, 2007, 06:06:21 pm
Ennis

You girls okay in there, Jenny, Junior?

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0501.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on January 21, 2007, 06:40:28 pm
MONROE:

(( Stares after blue&white car ))

** Strange... I could have sworn I know that guy. Or at least, that I've heard his voice before..... talking to me about matters of the heart. **

(( Turns and walks slowly back home ))

%% That guy was grinning so happily, as if he was about to have his every wish come true. I hope it does, - my mood improved just from seeing that bright smile and the joy in those big blue eyes!  %%

(( Pensive ))

** Wonder what he wanted with Alma's ex-hubby, though.... **
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Post by: Meryl on January 22, 2007, 02:30:28 am
((The HIGH PRIESTESS tries to recuperate after a marathon day of research))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/cryingwoman.jpg)

** Egad, I'm exhausted.  I think offering 5 pesos a head for research subjects was a mistake.  Every he-ho in the Estado must have passed through here today! **

((Meryl leafs through her voluminous notes))

** The twins were kinda cute...


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Mexpros2.jpg)

More Carmen wannabees than you could shake a banana at...

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/MexprosCarmen2.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/MexprosCarmen6.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/MexprosCarmen4.jpg)

This guy had his own kink going....

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/MexprosMatador.jpg)

Then things got a bit better....

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Mexpros9.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Mexpros7.jpg)

Then much better...

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/MexprosFlamenco.png)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/MexprosPierce.jpg)


But THIS one finally taught me all I will ever need to know about how to say "Señor"!

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypLarryBullock.jpg)

All in all, a very worthwhile trip! **
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 22, 2007, 11:45:11 am
Carmen Wannabe

Yoo-hoo! Am I too late to audition for Mexican Male Prostitute?
((clears throat)) See see SEN-iorr !

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Carmenwannabe.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 22, 2007, 11:49:41 am
Carmen Miranda

There is only ONE TRUE Carmen Miranda!!


(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/glitter_carmen_full.jpg)

%% Actually I am from Brazil, not Mexico, but what do those movie PR guys know anyway? %%
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Post by: Daniel on January 22, 2007, 06:35:08 pm
MONROE:

(( Stares after blue&white car ))

** Strange... I could have sworn I know that guy. Or at least, that I've heard his voice before..... talking to me about matters of the heart. **

(( Turns and walks slowly back home ))

%% That guy was grinning so happily, as if he was about to have his every wish come true. I hope it does, - my mood improved just from seeing that bright smile and the joy in those big blue eyes!  %%

(( Pensive ))

** Wonder what he wanted with Alma's ex-hubby, though.... **

JACK

((Jack starts to drive away but swings back around and throws open the passenger door.))

**Get in, and be quick about it. We're goin' off script.**
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Post by: Mikaela on January 22, 2007, 06:49:34 pm
MONROE:


(( Too stunned to protest, gets into the car ))

OK. Sure enough. Happy to make your aquaintance, Mr..... But where are we going? Of course you've got no way of knowing, but let me tell you I don't think Mr. Del Mar would be at all thrilled to see me. In fact........ he might well punch my lights out.   :o

** Eeeep!**
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Post by: Daniel on January 22, 2007, 06:55:42 pm
JACK

((Jack looks over at the grocer. Extends his hand to shake the grocer's))

**Jack Twist.... Why? What'd you do to him? Truth be told, if anyone's gettin' punched on this trip, its gonna be me. Now, wheres Alma at? We'll get her next. We gotta hurry though, cause we're behind schedule.**

((Feeling adventurous and anachronistic, Jack turns on the radio again and finds a radio channel playing the theme from Mission Impossible. He accelerates dangerously as he speeds through the streets of Riverton.))
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Post by: Daniel on January 22, 2007, 07:03:17 pm
Meanwhile, at the production tower.

LAUREL SPARTA:

((Sniffs the air suspiciously. Rises from her throne armchair.))

**Did someone just say "off script"?**
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Post by: Daniel on January 22, 2007, 07:09:18 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel makes her way to the balcony overlooking the Riverton set. She looks at the bird on her staff, Diablo, the Sound Editor.))

**Fly, Diablo, fly. Find out who's trying to destroy my comic tragedy.**

DIABLO (Sound Editor):

((The bird's mouth opens and a radio voice emerges.))

**Okay, Miss Sparta. Sure thing.**

((The bird takes off towards the Riverton set.))
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Post by: Mikaela on January 22, 2007, 07:12:55 pm
MONROE:


(( Worrying what he's gotten himself into. ))

You can just call me Monroe. That's fine.

((Eyes car door and realizes the car's going much too fast for anyone to make a hasty retreat ))

Uhm.... I didn't do anything to him, I don't think. I think he did it all himself, mostly. 'Fraid so. But......

(( Blurts it out ))

I'm going to propose to Alma. I love her. He'll be sore as all hell when he hears, I'm sure..

(( Realizes what he just heard))

What? You're going to get Alma too ?!?

(( Stares, worries some more, then relaxes and gives in to fate or coincidence or life's utter strangeness and unpredictability))

Sure enough, Jack.... Mr. Twist, I mean. Alma's at the old apartment above the laundromat, do you know where that is? Ever been there?
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Post by: Daniel on January 22, 2007, 07:18:58 pm
JACK:

((Jack realizes he's headin' towards the grocery. Considers doing a 360, but with Monroe clinging onto the door handle like that, he guesses he'd better not.))

**Fine... Is there anyone at the grocery that we can pick up? Maybe 'nother employee'r somethin'??**
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Post by: Mikaela on January 22, 2007, 07:35:31 pm
MONROE:

(( Sheepishly lets go of door handle, leans back while watching Riverton fly by, and starts humming to the car radio. ))

%% I'll just wait and see what he does next. Sure seems he's the very unpredictable kind. %%

(( Conversationally ))

You're a real good driver, Jack. Nice car you've got, too. I bet you drive a lot.

(( Continues humming, feeling drowsy all of a sudden ))
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Post by: Daniel on January 22, 2007, 07:40:58 pm
JACK:

**Now don't fall asleep, Monroe. We're at the grocery now. Gonna see if I can find some more people here.**

((Jack parks the car easily and hops out of the driver's seat. He leans his head back in.))

**Don't go nowhere. Ennis ain't gonna be mad at ya, and I'm gonna need yer support.... Hell, Ennis'll need it too.**

((Jack rushes in to see if there's anyone in the grocery, and finds Do-Do at the checkout.))

**Come on, little lady, we're closin' up shop. Need yer help with somethin'.**
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Post by: Mikaela on January 22, 2007, 07:50:45 pm
MONROE:


** Not falling asleep.....Not falling asleep.........Not falling asleepzzz.... **

(( Falls asleep ))  ::)


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Post by: Daniel on January 22, 2007, 07:55:36 pm
JACK

((Jack runs out of the grocery, draggin' Do-Do behind him.))

**Get in the car!**

((Jack darts back into the grocery and puts up the "Will Return At:" sign on the front door. When he comes back out, two passersby are starin' at the sign wonderin' whats goin' on. Jack almost stops and talks to them too.))

**Hell, runnin' out of time!**

((Jack rushes over to the car and helps push the dozing Monroe into the back seat.))

**I'm just wonderin', ya know, when the hell did my pickup turn into a car?**
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Post by: Daniel on January 22, 2007, 08:55:39 pm
JACK

((Grateful for Do-Do's silence and Monroe's slumber, Jack accelerates out of the parking space and rounds the bend parking near a little bistro. He hops out of the car and heads inside. Everything is frozen in still-motion. A few patrons at the tables with food lifted to their mouths, servers pouring wine and coffee in frozen streams, a desert cart tumbling onto one of the patrons. Wait.))

**Lucise? You been frozen in here all this time?**

((Jack grabs Lucise by the collar and pulls him up, and everything in the room returns to normal. The desert cart falls with a huge crash on the spot where Lucise had been laying.))
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Post by: Daniel on January 23, 2007, 01:27:06 am
DIABLO:

((Flying low over the Riverton set, Diablo quickly spies a speeding car. He hovers over to investigate more fully, autotargetting combat vision in place. When he had the car right in the crosshairs, he fired.... the radio transceiver latched onto the roof of the car and drilled a tiny hole through it.))

%% The Mistress will be glad to know what's going on. %%
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Post by: Daniel on January 23, 2007, 01:31:09 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel listened carefully to the sounds being transmitted to her through the small earbud in her ear.))

**Excellent work, Diablo. Excellent work.**

((With a touch of a button on the computer keyboard in her office, she had the live sound feed channeled through the computer, recording it on a CD. She walked over to the balcony overlooking the Riverton set.))

**So Jack, you would undermine everything that everyone's worked on for so long, with these foolish whims of fantasy.** ((Laurel's slow, creepy voice echoed softly in the room.)) **Your days are numbered, boy. Your days are numbered.**

((Laurel turned and headed back to her private chambers, down the hall from the office which overlooked the Set.))

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Post by: Daniel on January 23, 2007, 02:52:45 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Drifting off to sleep, comfy in her bed, Laurel remembers one thing. She gets up for a minute and goes over to her laptop, punching a few keys.))

**That should keep him busy til we can amend the situation.**

((She crawls back into her luxurious bed, smiling as she had put the entire Riverton set on Shuffle.))
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Post by: Mikaela on January 23, 2007, 04:41:48 pm
MONROE:


(( Snores happily and contentedy on, oblivious to the fact that Jack may possibly have ripped the very fabric of reality as they know it....  :o  ))
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Post by: Daniel on January 23, 2007, 05:04:57 pm
JACK

((Jack drives on, growing more and more confused as time goes by.))

**Are the buildings moving? Why the hell are the buildings moving? We've been going down this road for what seems like hours and we've gone by the same building three times. That scene where I meet Ennis at his new little ranch house is supposed to start any minute and I can't even find anyone who knows where it is.**
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Post by: Daniel on January 23, 2007, 05:14:03 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel awakes gently, stifles a yawn, and gets dressed in her best business suit as she walks down the hall back to her office. She steps out on the balcony of the production tower and looks over the Riverton set, still moving about confusingly as per her instructions. She smiled to herself.))

**Sometimes, its good to be a production assistant.... Now to have a conversation with this so-called director.**

((Laurel gathers some motion sickness pills from her medicine cabinet, and makes her way down from the production tower, pausing to give Cissy Spacek a stamp with her signature in the hopes of avoiding future commercials with feminine hygiene products. She steps out on the small lawn surrounding the tower and looks around, trying to determine where the director's trailer is at this very moment.))

((She instantly cheers up.)) **Ah, yes, here we are.**

((The director's trailer was floating directly toward her on one of the islands of land that were moving around each other sporadically. Laurel took a breath and stepped off her own platform onto the moving one carrying the trailer. The short flight of stairs leading to the door were easily overtaken; Laurel knocked briskly and stepped into the director's office.))

**Goodness, my dear. You're positively green. You mustn't look outside too often when these little things happen. You'll get seasick. I brought some pills for you in any case.**
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Post by: Meryl on January 23, 2007, 05:26:46 pm
HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkaSpotCrop.jpg)

** Hmm, looks like JACK has gone off on a wild hair.  Not surprising in a bull-rider, they're all adrenaline junkies.  Although, I must say, it looks like he may be on something a little stronger than adrenaline!  Oh, well. **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkawithBryanBatt.gif)

** Alessandro, my big scena drammatica may be somewhat delayed.  Tell Phan to join me after his cape-swishing lesson.  We'll have one last fling a la Mexicana before heading back to the set. **
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Post by: Daniel on January 23, 2007, 05:51:43 pm
THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((The phantom leaps down from a hole in the ceiling, swishing his cape expertly in his landing.))

(http://www.onguru.de/kinoufilm/textubild/zorro.jpg)

**Did you say cape-swishing lessons, Senora? I need no cape-swishing lessons. But alas, my attempts to find a prostitute for you have only turned up one possible man whom I thought would be suitable. He is outside awaiting your inspection. Fernando by name, I believe. I told him I thought that was more of an Italian name, but he stared such daggers in my general direction that I quickly submitted an apology.**

(http://upload.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_comp/Acclaim_Images_0188-0511-2712-3025.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 24, 2007, 12:32:33 am
ALMA~

** Alma decides she will take twenty dollars of her support money and go to the big department store downtown. She feels guilty about buying herself an outfit for her Saturday night date with Monoroe but she has no more curtains to make an outfit out of and besides she hasn't bought a new outfit since her weddding dress years back.
The department store is huge and has everything imaginable in it.  Although Alma notices some of the clerks are quite snobby she still has a fun time trying on everything in the store**

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/shopping_5-1.jpg)
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/shopping_8.jpg)
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/shopping_7.jpg)
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/shopping_1-1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 24, 2007, 12:37:41 am
Alma~

Oh my! These  prices are way too expensive for me!  But they sure do have some beautiful things here!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/hat_1.jpg)

Oh I just love this outfit!
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/hat_3.jpg)

Oh I feeel just like one of them starlets in hollywood!
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/shopping_3.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 24, 2007, 12:47:53 am
ALMA~

** finding the perfect dress.

Excuse me Ma'am ,  how much is this dress? I just love this!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/33.jpg)

Salesclerk~

Well deary, how much would you be willing to pay for it?

Alma

** surprised by the clerks question excitedly blurts out

Well I have twenty dollars on me so..twenty dollars!?

Salesclerk~

Twenty dollars oh my!  You have had us putting clothes back all afternoon for you!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/joanbennettsa.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 24, 2007, 12:59:17 am
ALMA~

** Alma can feel herself start to blush!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/monet.jpg)

ALMA~
Oh my I'm sorry I just think everything here is just so beautiful and I.....

** Just then another Lady walks in and goes behind the counter. She motions for Alma to come to her. Alma feels like she wants to run out of the store but walks over to the lady

Sales lady~

Listen Honey don't mind them two.  You like the black dress?

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/mariamontez.jpg)
You have a job sweety?
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/mariamontezds.jpg)

Alma

Yes Ma'am I do. Work double shifts at it all the time

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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 24, 2007, 01:05:13 am
Eva, friend of Alma's

Alma!! You are lookin’ fine, girlfriend!
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/08evagreen.jpg)

Tell me, what do you think of my outfit? Do you think it’s a bit too much for a poky little town like Riverton?
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/evagreen.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 24, 2007, 01:06:51 am
Sales Lady

Tell you what. You fill out a couple forms for me. I make a couple calls and we will get you that dress.  it's called instore credit dear. Ill get you approved. Why I'll approve you myself. I'm Nancy Carrigan. My family owns this department store. Aound here we like to treat people right. 

** Gives the other two a stern look.

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/mariamontezdsdsds.jpg)

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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 24, 2007, 01:07:11 am
This performance is making my eyes hurt.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/jdepp.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 24, 2007, 01:10:09 am
Alma~

**Notices Eva and waves to her

Hi Eva!  What are you doing here??
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 24, 2007, 01:12:01 am
Lost driver

'S'cuse me! Bein' a Real Man 'n all, Ah hate t' ask for directions, but I think mebbe I should a turned right in New Mexico 'stead a left.  Ah was suppose t' give a big talk in front of the tv cameras 'n all t'night but Ah think Ah'm lost. Can you-all tell me where the White House is? Ah got my thumb up my bum and Ah can't find it. Don't know which way t' turn and need some advisin'

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Bush-in-hat-in-truck-crawfo.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 24, 2007, 01:13:27 am
Eva

There is NOTHING like a little black dress, is there?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/EvaGreen210-258.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 24, 2007, 01:16:01 am
Eva

I just thought I'd do a little shopping. I'm looking for a little black bag to go with my little black dress. Any suggestions?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/EvaGreen210-258.jpg)

My oh my, I just have to say it again, Alma. You look divine in that dress! It's a steal at only $200.
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 24, 2007, 01:27:23 am
ALMA~

You think Eva? I just love this dress too!  I have never had a dress like this.  Whut? $200.00?? Oh I just couldn't!
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/33.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 24, 2007, 01:28:43 am
Ennis

Jenny, Junior, c’mon girls. I just got a stop in th’ store for somethin’. Then I’ll buy you both an ice cream cone.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Ennis-1.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on January 24, 2007, 01:29:23 am
Saleslady~

You can and you will young lady! Your approved! Now go pick yourself out a pair of shoes and a purse to go along with it!!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/mariamontez-1.jpg)

ALMA~

Oh thankyou so much Ma'am!  Bye Eva ! Nice seeing you again! gotta run!

**Alma picks out shoes and a purse and  hurries home before somebody changes their mind!
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/shoes1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 24, 2007, 01:31:20 am
Eva

Don't forget the sexy lingerie to go under the dress, Alma. ((winks))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/eva_green.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 24, 2007, 01:33:01 am
Ennis

%% Hunh. Guess they got new security guards here at the store. %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/ElkeSommer.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 24, 2007, 01:34:59 am
Clerk:

Kin ah help ya sir?
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/clerk.jpg)

Ennis:
Yeah, I need a monkey wrench like this. Ya got one?
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/monkey_wrench.jpg)

Clerk:
Just a minute sir, and I’ll have my clerk bring it out to you.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/monkeywrench.gif)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 24, 2007, 01:43:21 am
Ennis

Alma! What’re you doin’ here?

 %% Gosh, she looks beautiful. As purty as the day we married. %%


(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Ennis.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 24, 2007, 01:46:58 am
Ennis

%% I remember our weddin' day. %%
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/weddin_kiss_EA.jpg)

%% Maybe it could be like this, just like this, always. %%
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/HeathLedgerMichelleWilliams.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on January 24, 2007, 07:39:48 am
JACK

((Becoming more and more frustrated.))

**Goddamn it, I'm gettin' nowhere fast!**

((The car screeches to a halt and all the passengers are slightly thrown foreward.))

**Everyone out!!! This is impossible, I swear.**

((Jack and the rest of the folks in the car look out the window as a herd of cattle float by, the cattle as shocked to see them as they are. A large department store floats across the road.))

**Okay folks. Guess this is the end of the line. I've been lookin' fer Alma's apartment for almost 8 hours now. My eyes're tired, My feet're sore. My arse... well don't even ask about that. Could use some body butter right now, but that's been gone for some time now.  Wife probly threw it out 'r somethin'.**

((The rest of the passengers get out, and Jack helps Do-Do with Monroe's slumbering body. Jack turns to the department store.))

**Maybe someone in here'll know how to get to Ennis's new place.**

((Jack walks up to the department store door, tries to take hold of the handle, but it lurches away at just that moment.))

**Goddamn buildings been floatin' around all night and mornin'.**

((Running at the door, Jack leaps into the building as it swings by him, not noticing the black bird following him in.))

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Post by: Daniel on January 24, 2007, 07:43:57 am
CLERK:

Kin ah help ya sir?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/clerk.jpg)

JACK:

**I need some body butter, where's yer cosmetics department.**

((At the clerk's stare, Jack blushes a little))

**It ain't fer me! Ran in ta grab it fer the Missus.**
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 24, 2007, 01:57:27 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/joanbennettde.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/monetfd.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/mariamontez2fd.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/joanbennettdefd.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/monetfdgf.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 24, 2007, 02:15:00 pm
Ennis

Alma! What’re you doin’ here?

 %% Gosh, she looks beautiful. As purty as the day we married. %%


(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Ennis.jpg)


ALMA`

**Shocked to see Ennis, tries to hide the department store bag!

Ennis! What are you doing here?  Uhm.. uhmmm!  I have to run Ennis!  I just remembered I left something on the stove!!!

** Alma runs down the street

Oh my!  Didn't expect that!  That look in his eyes!  What was that all about?  I thought for sure he would ask what I bought with his support!  I can see it now!  Ennis I bought a $200 dollar dress for my date Saturday night!  Don't you see my pretty new shoes?  Although he is looking really good these days.      Ouchhh!   These fancy new shoes are killing me! 

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/shoes1.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on January 24, 2007, 03:23:38 pm
((Meanwhile, in ALMA's kitchen...

...the still slightly phlegmy JBB has had time to reflect upon his goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation during his convalescence))

**No word from TERRY in 4 effen months. Got no idea where he went either. Didn't leave no word, or no sign. Just rolled himself up and disappeared from that laundromat like a fart in the wind...**

((JBB sniffs loudly, and only partly because of the Del Mar lurgy, as a creamy tear slides down his pale tubing))

**The WARSHRAG musta had his reasons, I guess. Though hell if I know what they coulda been. I gotta let ya go, bud... though it makes me madder than a jackrabbit with a cyote on its tail ta do it. Remember the time we spent together in the don't-look-right-tent up on Brokenarse? It coulda been like that, just like that, always... but I guess ya didn't want it TERRY.**

((JBB swallows hard and squeezes his lid tightly shut, trying to get a hold of himself, fearful that if he lets himself go to that place there won't be any way back...))

**Sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it. And I can't stand it no more... please don't be mad at me for needin' sumthin' I don't hardly never get. I gotta let yer soft folds and yer double-stitched hem go, friend, I swear...**

((JBB hums softly to himself, and gently sings in a melancholy voice that is barely a whisper...))

**Time it was, and what a time it was, it was
A time of innocence, a time of confidences
Long ago, it must be, I have a photograph
Preserve your memories, they're all that's left you.**


http://www.last.fm/music/Simon+%2526+Garfunkel/_/Bookends+Theme (http://www.last.fm/music/Simon+%2526+Garfunkel/_/Bookends+Theme)

(http://www.petfooddirect.com/store/images/prod/61051012_lg.jpg)(http://www.designerlinensoutlet.com/store/prodimages/thumbs/thd87002_2.jpg)
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Post by: southendmd on January 24, 2007, 03:39:32 pm
Audience member:

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:DyGnV4NYAjYqGM:http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j103/sexy_irish_lass/crying.jpg)
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Post by: Lumière on January 24, 2007, 08:37:12 pm
JACK

((Grateful for Do-Do's silence and Monroe's slumber, Jack accelerates out of the parking space and rounds the bend parking near a little bistro. He hops out of the car and heads inside. Everything is frozen in still-motion. A few patrons at the tables with food lifted to their mouths, servers pouring wine and coffee in frozen streams, a desert cart tumbling onto one of the patrons. Wait.))

**Lucise? You been frozen in here all this time?**

((Jack grabs Lucise by the collar and pulls him up, and everything in the room returns to normal. The desert cart falls with a huge crash on the spot where Lucise had been laying.))

LUCISE:


((Lucise looks around .. disoriented ..))

** Err, who are you?  And where are you taking me? And where is my hubby-to-be..?  **


((Lucise struggles to get away from Jack, throwing a punch in his direction, missing Jack's jaw by a mere millimetre.. Lucise staggers about, trying to figure out where he is..))

** Guuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??  BBaaaaaabbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee??  **

(( With no sign of Guy in the vicinity, Lucise crumbles to his knees and passes out cold .. his subconscious taking him back to the happy moments in his disoriented mind ..

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/146b04de.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/ad5680e8.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/e6644ecc.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/0f107bcf.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/ed14ac18.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/1fc3f1b4.jpg)

))




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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 24, 2007, 10:21:16 pm
Washcloth on Dog's Head

%% OooWeee! Look a that tube a JBB. She's hawt. At least I think she's a she. Hope so. 'Cause she is making my warp woof! Rrrrrowwww! %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/washcloth.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on January 24, 2007, 11:08:14 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy, who had also been saved by Jack from the Bistro of Frozen Doom, had lay crushed beneath Monroe's sleeping body and was a little unaware of his surroundings still as Lucise violently attacked Jack... He didn't care much. He was still trying to figure out who and what and where and why he was.))

((When the car stopped, Guy managed to get out on the other side of the car, and rambled on a ways in whatever direction he was facing. He stopped for a moment, but the world still floated by.
At least, he thought he had stopped. He looked down at his feet, firm on the ground. Yes, he had stopped. He had to duck rapidly when a low branch from a tree floating by might have struck him.))

((Somewhere beyond that tree, Guy heard a familiar voice moan his name in pain. When the tree moved aside he rushed toward the unconscious Lucise.))

**Ohhhh. I think I remember you.**
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Post by: Daniel on January 24, 2007, 11:11:42 pm
JACK:

((Walks up to the cosmetic counter.))

**Afternoon, ladies. Was wonderin' if ya had any special cowboy lotion or body butter on sale today. And none a that fancy french stuff, either. Lookin' for the good ole American body butter.**

**And if ya can wrap this sale up quick, I'll be outta yer hair in a jiffy.**

((Jack winks at the woman closest to him across the counter.))
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 24, 2007, 11:56:07 pm
Salesladies~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/joanbennett.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/monetcde-2.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/mariamontez2-2.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 24, 2007, 11:59:52 pm
Nancy Carrigan~

** Just then the store owner walks behind the counter

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!   Look who's here!   Jack Twist!   I thought that was you!  How have you been?   Why I havn't seen you in coons life!  What brings you to these parts?
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/mariamontez-2.jpg)


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Post by: Brown Eyes on January 25, 2007, 12:38:18 am
(http://www.grist.org/news/maindish/2004/09/22/dimming_sun.jpg)

(http://www.maion.com/photography/_photos/nepa0861.jpg)

(http://www.carebearslive.com/assets/emp/emp_000_character.gif)

(http://www.insidertricks.com/care-bears/images/bears/Bedtime_bear_large.gif)
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Post by: welliwont on January 25, 2007, 04:32:08 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

**Sometimes, its good to be a production assistant.... Now to have a conversation with this so-called director.**

((Laurel gathers some motion sickness pills from her medicine cabinet, and makes her way down from the production tower, pausing to give Cissy Spacek a stamp with her signature in the hopes of avoiding future commercials with feminine hygiene products. She steps out on the small lawn surrounding the tower and looks around, trying to determine where the director's trailer is at this very moment.))

((She instantly cheers up.)) **Ah, yes, here we are.**

((The director's trailer was floating directly toward her on one of the islands of land that were moving around each other sporadically. Laurel took a breath and stepped off her own platform onto the moving one carrying the trailer. The short flight of stairs leading to the door were easily overtaken; Laurel knocked briskly and stepped into the director's office.))

**Goodness, my dear. You're positively green. You mustn't look outside too often when these little things happen. You'll get seasick. I brought some pills for you in any case.**

DIRECTOR JAKETWIST~

((emits a loud gasp, REALLY LOUD!))

eeeeEEEEEEP!!!!

((springs up to a sitting position on the sofa, where she had been laying on a green towel, covered in layers of slimy green seaweed.  The two avocado halves that were adorning her.... fell to the floor, and bounced in opposite directions.  The seaweed started dropping off her body, and she quickly grabbed the towel she had been laying on and tried to stem the tide of seaweed landing on the floor in front of her.))

I have just now started my body regimen here, didn't your mother ever teach you how to knock???


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/beautyregimen.gif)


%%JakeTwist is mightily annoyed at the il-bred boorishness of Laurel Spartan-Apples%%

Shut the door!  My God, before you know it all those TERRY CLOTH-wanna-bes will be crowding in here, angling to fill dear old WARSH CLOTH's place.  As if!!  Jake knows, there will never be another TERRY CLOTH, I am so devastated by his AWOLiness.

((JakeTwist's face starts to tremble, and her eyes water and the tears spill over, run down her cheeks, making tracks in the mudpack on her face.))

%%Oh I feel such a failure, losing my beloved young protégé TERRY.  If only he would send a message or a postcard to say where he is, how he's doing.%%

((sobbing quietly))

%%Oh man, I am really losing it now!  Why did I have to think about him now in front of that job predator SPARTAN-APPLES?%%

((shakes her head, and clamps her mouth shut determinedly, wipes the tears, smearing mud all over her face.))

Is there something you need this very minute, or shall we set an appointment to meet?
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 25, 2007, 02:08:24 pm
Message to Terry, the warshrag


(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/washcloths.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 25, 2007, 02:09:57 pm
local audience member

LOOK OUT! It's a twister!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/twister2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 25, 2007, 02:11:17 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ennistwisterhouse.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 25, 2007, 02:12:29 pm
Twister

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/twistergame.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 25, 2007, 02:13:28 pm
Locals

OMG a twister!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/twisterpeople.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 25, 2007, 02:19:22 pm
Audience members lamenting Terry Cloth.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/LamentNGay.jpg)

'Achilles Lamenting the Death of Terry Cloth' by Nikolay Gay, 1855
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 25, 2007, 02:20:41 pm
More audience members lamenting the assumed fate of Terry Cloth, the warshrag

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Lament.gif)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on January 25, 2007, 02:22:25 pm
Hamlet, a Danish prince

Alas poor warshrag. I knew him.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Alas.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on January 25, 2007, 04:16:12 pm
Nancy Carrigan~

** Just then the store owner walks behind the counter

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!   Look who's here!   Jack Twist!   I thought that was you!  How have you been?   Why I havn't seen you in coons life!  What brings you to these parts?
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/mariamontez-2.jpg)




JACK:

**Well, I'll be!!!! Nancy! Haven't seen ya since high school, when ya were drawing pictures of dresses all the time. Glad ta see ya made it. I'm sellin' tractors down in Texas, but right now I'm just visitin a friend up here. Ennis del Mar. Ya know of him? Tall man, good lookin', always looks like he's jest about ta cry but never goes through with it. Just got divorced. Tryin' ta find what his new address is.**

**I'm also tryin' ta buy some lotion off one of these fine-lookin' sales ladies.**

((Just then a crash of crystal can be heard from the fragrance department.))

SALESPERSON: **Hold on to yer hats, folks. The store's goin' round a bend!!!**

((Sales associates run everywhere to try and keep various store fixtures from falling down.))

JACK: **What's goin' on, Nancy? All the buildings in Riverton are moving about. This ain't exactly normal.**
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Post by: Daniel on January 25, 2007, 04:24:56 pm
DIRECTOR JAKETWIST~

((emits a loud gasp, REALLY LOUD!))

eeeeEEEEEEP!!!!

((springs up to a sitting position on the sofa, where she had been laying on a green towel, covered in layers of slimy green seaweed.  The two avocado halves that were adorning her.... fell to the floor, and bounced in opposite directions.  The seaweed started dropping off her body, and she quickly grabbed the towel she had been laying on and tried to stem the tide of seaweed landing on the floor in front of her.))

I have just now started my body regimen here, didn't your mother ever teach you how to knock???


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/seaweed_body_pic-1.gif)


%%JakeTwist is mightily annoyed at the il-bred boorishness of Laurel Spartan-Apples%%

Shut the door!  My God, before you know it all those TERRY CLOTH-wanna-bes will be crowding in here, angling to fill dear old WARSH CLOTH's place.  As if!!  Jake knows, there will never be another TERRY CLOTH, I am so devastated by his AWOLiness.

((JakeTwist's face starts to tremble, and her eyes water and the tears spill over, run down her cheeks, making tracks in the mudpack on her face.))

%%Oh I feel such a failure, losing my beloved young protégé TERRY.  If only he would send a message or a postcard to say where he is, how he's doing.%%

((sobbing quietly))

%%Oh man, I am really losing it now!  Why did I have to think about him now in front of that job predator SPARTAN-APPLES?%%

((shakes her head, and clamps her mouth shut determinedly, wipes the tears, smearing mud all over her face.))

Is there something you need this very minute, or shall we set an appointment to meet?


LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel smoothly closes the door behind her.))

**I did knock, my dear. What an interesting regimen. My nightly skin cream is also green, you really must try it some time.... And I see then that you have no averse effects to the Riverton set being put on shuffle.**

((The branches of a passing tree burst through the window for a moment, chirping birds perched on a nest peeping wildly, before they are whisked out the window again.))

**But to be honest, I suppose you want to know what made me make this decision. A lot of the props are breaking, fortunately the sacred relic room is slightly off set. But you have another actor besides TERRY CLOTH who's gone crazy. What about that JACK fellow? Here, listen to this.**

((Laurel goes over to the director's computer and types a few buttons. She sets a CD in the CD-tray and pushes it in. JACK's voice can be clearly heard.))

JACK'S RECORDED VOICE: **Lucise, Lucise! Stop tryin' ta kill me! They're gonna do it without yer help!**

LAUREL SPARTA: **He's been going all over the set gathering up characters that he's not even supposed to know. You really must keep a closer eye on the boy. Can't have the film being ruined, now, can we?**
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Post by: Pipedream on January 25, 2007, 05:42:52 pm

** After a long holiday in Owlywood, Owl Olivia thinks it'd be about time to check out the set of Broken Arsed Mountain again.

They believed themselves invisible, not knowing, Olivia had watched them through her owl eyes for ten hours one day... She had seen what she had seen and heard what she had heard and flashed a winning smile... **


;D   

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/EuleverstecktsichKopie2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on January 25, 2007, 05:58:53 pm
Audience Member:

**10 Hours? Is that how long we've been here, it feels longer than that.**
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 25, 2007, 07:02:48 pm
JACK:

**Well, I'll be!!!! Nancy! Haven't seen ya since high school, when ya were drawing pictures of dresses all the time. Glad ta see ya made it. I'm sellin' tractors down in Texas, but right now I'm just visitin a friend up here. Ennis del Mar. Ya know of him? Tall man, good lookin', always looks like he's jest about ta cry but never goes through with it. Just got divorced. Tryin' ta find what his new address is.**

**I'm also tryin' ta buy some lotion off one of these fine-lookin' sales ladies.**

((Just then a crash of crystal can be heard from the fragrance department.))

SALESPERSON: **Hold on to yer hats, folks. The store's goin' round a bend!!!**

((Sales associates run everywhere to try and keep various store fixtures from falling down.))

JACK: **What's goin' on, Nancy? All the buildings in Riverton are moving about. This ain't exactly normal.**

Nancy~

Ahh!  Pay no mind Jack.   Nothings right in this town lately!  I could swear someday those doors are gonna swing open and someones gonna yell "Smile your on Candid Camera!"  Karma's are all off right now, that's all.    So your selling tracters in Texas huh?  How I miss Texas!  Miss those rodeo's.  Anyways Jack you came in for some lotion. Getting alittle chaffed in the britchs huh? Riding all those tractors!

(( Nancy smiles and winks at Jack))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/mariamontez-2.jpg)

Oh by the way! Del Mar, Yes there was just a pretty little lady in the store named Del Mar. She left about 20 minutes ago. Anyways let me get you that lotion. I have got a special promotional sale going on this week just for cowboys like you..

(( Nancy picks up the intercom phone))

Pango! Paging Pango. Pango would you please come to cosmetics. !

Oh here he comes!  You just help yourself to what ever you want there Jack. No charge for any of my friends from Texas!  Got to run, I'm needed in footwear!  I swear  I don't know why I have sales people here!  I  have to do everything myself! (( Gives Rose another stern look))  Hope you find your friend!  Bye Hon!!

Pango take care of this cowboy!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/mathieu.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on January 25, 2007, 07:12:37 pm
Pango~

((Pango smiles and whispers to Jack))

This is the one that I use!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/BBSCheekyBabyicon-1.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on January 25, 2007, 07:37:24 pm
((Meanwhile, back in ALMA's kitchen...

...completely unaware of the pretenders to the WARSHRAG's throne beating a path to his lid, JBB decides it's time to venture outside to the Riverton set.

Still a little disorientated, and high on industrial-strength anti-phlegm medication, JBB takes a wrong turn at the fridge and opens a kitchen cabinet door by mistake...))

JBB:

**Oh my...**

(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f123/LijeB/What_Were_They_Thinking/IMG_1844_filtered_ps_bq.jpg)

((A chorus of 'hallelujahs' are heard in the heavens above the Riverton set, and a comet passes overhead))

JBB:

**Heeeeeello. Oooo, mama...**
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Post by: welliwont on January 26, 2007, 10:58:23 am

SHORT-NOTICE CASTING CALL

Attention BetterMostians!  Our casting sub-contractor has asked me to post this urgent Casting Call, so here it is:


JBB Butt Cream Enterprises cordially invites applications for the part
of BAD BYRON, Mr JBB's new beau in the esteemed production 'Broken Arsed Mountain'


Recently B.A.M. Productions engaged this firm for the casting of the exotic hard-to-find Performers that we sometimes require.  So in this instance, any interested applicants can reply by PM to either Saucycobblers (Nicky) or to me.  (Must have current veterinary certificate of heath to work in this venue.)

DJT
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Post by: Daniel on January 27, 2007, 07:53:07 pm
Pango~

((Pango smiles and whispers to Jack))

This is the one that I use!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/BBSCheekyBabyicon-1.jpg)

JACK:

((A little uncomfortable by Pango's closeness in his undressed state.))

%% Gotta think on Ennis. Gotta think on Ennis. %%

**((gulp)) Well, thanks Pango, Guess I'll take that one then.... Ya've got nice arms for a department store mole. Sure ya don't rodeo in yer spare time or somethin'? I could probably teach ya a few wrangling tricks if ya want. -**

%% Get a hold a yerself, Jack. %%

((Jack takes the offered lotion and quickly moves away a bit.))

**But first thing's first. Gotta find Ennis del Mar. Ya know where he moved to after the divorce?**
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Post by: Mikaela on January 27, 2007, 08:01:02 pm
MONROE:


((Wakes up at last, completely disoriented ))

What? Where am I? My neck is killing me - how long have I slept? And I'm so hungry, tell you what!

((Steps out of car, too late noticing the scenery twirling by crazily ))

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

(( Swept off his feet and sucked into a swirling vortex of disintegrating reality that has parts of the Riverton set dancing cha-cha-cha in the sky ))
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Post by: alec716 on January 30, 2007, 11:10:36 pm
((Meanwhile, in ALMA's kitchen...

...the still slightly phlegmy JBB has had time to reflect upon his goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation during his convalescence))

**No word from TERRY in 4 effen months. Got no idea where he went either. Didn't leave no word, or no sign. Just rolled himself up and disappeared from that laundromat like a fart in the wind...**

((JBB sniffs loudly, and only partly because of the Del Mar lurgy, as a creamy tear slides down his pale tubing))

**The WARSHRAG musta had his reasons, I guess. Though hell if I know what they coulda been. I gotta let ya go, bud... though it makes me madder than a jackrabbit with a cyote on its tail ta do it. Remember the time we spent together in the don't-look-right-tent up on Brokenarse? It coulda been like that, just like that, always... but I guess ya didn't want it TERRY.**

((JBB swallows hard and squeezes his lid tightly shut, trying to get a hold of himself, fearful that if he lets himself go to that place there won't be any way back...))

**Sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it. And I can't stand it no more... please don't be mad at me for needin' sumthin' I don't hardly never get. I gotta let yer soft folds and yer double-stitched hem go, friend, I swear...**

((JBB hums softly to himself, and gently sings in a melancholy voice that is barely a whisper...))



(( To the abject horror of BetterMostians everywhere, a limp, fuzzy-headed, and grayer-than-ever TERRY CLOTH crawls back onto the Broken Arse set.  SHEEP groan in anticipation of a new round of bad puns, loopy humor, and a very warped weft.  AUDIENCE leaves in protest.  ))


TERRY CLOTH (sadly, faintly, but facing his fears and exhaustion with great hope):

**  JBB, now don't go givin' up on me just yet.  That ol' HIGH PRIESTESS, the one who fancies herself some fancy Lypstinka knock-off, had me chained deep in the bowels of ... well, now, you really don't wanna hear about her bowels, do ya?  Neither did I, but I had to stand it.  I got splinters in my dernier from the bottom a that Sacred Relics trunk.  Nasty ol' box should'a gone down with the Titanic.  The trunk, I mean.  Let's just say that I'm done puttin' the blocks to her for once and for all.  You are the only one for me, JB-effen-B.  Whaddaya say, still thinkin' about that little exfoliant and loofa operation we could have?  **

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Post by: Front-Ranger on January 30, 2007, 11:13:59 pm
AUDIENCE MEMBER:

Wooo-hooo the vigil is over at last!!! Terry is back!!!! Bring out the bath elixir let's all have a taste of the bubbly!!!!!!!!

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Post by: Meryl on January 30, 2007, 11:34:02 pm

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka3.jpg)

** HE ESCAPED! **

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Post by: Meryl on January 30, 2007, 11:35:41 pm

** Er, I mean...**

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkaOh.jpg)

** How could anyone possibly think that I would deprive the world of our precious TERRY?! **
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Post by: alec716 on January 30, 2007, 11:57:31 pm
** Er, I mean...**

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkaOh.jpg)

** How could anyone possibly think that I would deprive the world of our precious TERRY?! **



((  TERRY CLOTH, freshly laundered and folded and de-splintered, is getting his moxie back.  The few AUDIENCE MEMBERS who had returned in the hopes that his acting career might be all washed up leave yet again.  )) 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/JBB/terry.jpg)

TERRY CLOTH:

**  Deprive shmeprive, just check her hair for splinters, is all I'm sayin.  Now I got a tube a JBB to find... **

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Post by: southendmd on January 31, 2007, 12:09:56 am
AUDIENCE MEMBER:

The warshrag is back!  Long live the warshrag!

EAT LINT!
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Post by: Sashca1007 on January 31, 2007, 12:54:34 am
ENNIS'S PERKY PRINT JAMMY PANTS:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/thJammyPants.jpg)

** Hey! ...... Ps-s-s-s-st!    TERRY!  I know ya kin hear me, ya little worn out bundle a ravelin's!  And I know ya ain't forgot our night a 'dust-bunny lust', honey, under that bed in the dark.  Yeah...  all comin' back to ya now?  My big, long, cottony legs wrappin' around yore loopy little squareness...  an' you told me ya felt like you'd bin sprayed with a whole can a starch.....   and then ya said  'Ooooo, JAMMY, now I feel so relaxed it's like I had a double Downey dose....   what a pair o' PANTS!!!'   Remember THAT, little rag?  Hunh?!  So, what the HELL are you doin' lookin' fer that runty, rolled up tube a goo?!  Ya oughta at least be stickin' with your own kind, meanin' COTTON, and not some slatherin' little Slut Butt Cream!**

%%  Oh, what am I talkin' about....   I know I ain't nothin' compared to the likes a JACK'S PANTS ( ;D) what with all his fancy buttons and loops and french seams and whut-not, but I can still show a smarty pants little warshrag a better time than that little....   oh, who am I kiddin'.... that precious little tube is the sweetest danged thing I seen in years.  I reckon I'm just jealous a the both of 'em....  maybe one night Terry and JBB will get extra loopy an' invite me ta join 'em.....    sigh.....%%

**HEY!  Shake out your lint and listen to me, ya greasy little shop-rag!**

%% Ah, Terry, please come back to me.....  >snif<    :'(%%
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Post by: Pipedream on January 31, 2007, 07:54:55 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinka3.jpg)

** HE ESCAPED! **


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/Euleeiferschtigneu.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 01, 2007, 12:05:29 am
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/NotWorthy.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on February 02, 2007, 12:29:32 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

((As with the rest of the cast and crew, the production assistant Miss Sparta is overjoyed to hear of Terrycloth's return.))

**I'm overjoyed to hear of your return.... Now can we get on with the production?**

((Laurel grabs up her cellphone and quickly dials the production tower.))

**Alright, Cissy, go into my office and turn the Riverton set shuffle off. People are getting dizzy and I do want to avoid as many lawsuits as possible.** ((Laurel wrinkles her nose.)) **They can be quite expensive, and if there's anything this production does NOT have, its an infinite budget.**
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Post by: welliwont on February 02, 2007, 06:26:49 am

JAKETWIST~

Ok, does anyone  remember where we are in the script?  Daniel??  Leslie???  You guys?  do you even know  your lines?  Why are we still hanging in the middle of scene 53?  Who's up next?  Leslie?  Daniel?  Now ya know  we don't have any child actors to play the girls, so you will just have to imagine that there are two little girls sitting in that truck over there.....


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/twolittlegirls.jpg)


%%Why does it always hafta be me  who steers this show back on course?%%

Cheese Wiz you guys........

((JakeTwist turns and walks to the other side of the set taking deep breaths, eyes rolling and bugging out of his her head))

%%I gotta relax, relax....  calm down......  breathe.....  cain't let this happen again.....%%

Ok, now I am sure that everyone is over the moon that our beloved breakout star TERRY CLOTH has found his way back to us once more, and yes  Management has stepped up  the security on the set and we have  hired more security detail to be on watch for certain undesirables.


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/lypsinka3.jpg)


So everyone  can just relax  and get back to work goddammit....

((JT starts to lose it again, walks away again, breathing deeply))

%%Just my luck ol' SPARTAN APPLES would have to be hangin' around today.  She's probably spyin' on me, I just know  she's after my job....%%
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Post by: saucycobblers on February 02, 2007, 02:13:34 pm
TERRY CLOTH:

**  Now I got a tube a JBB to find... **

((After staring at BAD BYRON for near on a week, and even a few abortive attempts at friendly conversation, JBB is beginning to suspect that BB is either dead, a butt rub of few words (well, none actually), or that...*gasp*...JBB Butt Cream Enterprises and our beloved director-in-chief were unable to cast the part because no effen actors turned up for the audition  >:(.

JBB sighs heavily.))

JBB:

**Another butt rub bites the dust
        And JBB's left full of lust
        I just want a hug
        From that son of a rug
        But go on without him I must.**


((JBB draws himself up to his full height of 7 and one quarter inches and, now fully recovered from the Del Mar lurgy, straightens his lid and resolves to enter back into the PT with renewed vigour. He rolls out onto ALMA's porch and gasps...))

JBB:

**TERRY... FUCKIN'... CLOTH!!!**
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Post by: welliwont on February 02, 2007, 02:36:14 pm

JAKETWIST~

==Ok, I know this is not how we usually do it, but here are your cues, JACK and ENNIS:==

==JACK, you come in after this, these were your last lines:==


((JACK speaking to PANGO))

%% Gotta think on Ennis. Gotta think on Ennis. %%

**But first thing's first. Gotta find Ennis del Mar. Ya know where he moved to after the divorce?**



==And ENNIS, well I owe you an appology I guess.  It seems you have been waiting in your f'n driveway for JACK F'N TWIST for 12 days now!  :o  :o   Here is where you left off:==

Ennis

You girls okay in there, Jenny, Junior?

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/301-%20600/BBM_cd2_0501.jpg)

==Ok JACK, you're on!==
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Post by: welliwont on February 02, 2007, 03:34:00 pm

RANDOM STRANGER

%%Welll now, ain't this strange!  A man askin' for directions!  And what a man!!  whooeeeee!!!  He sure is purty!!  What a nice mouth, so curvy and just so sweet, I think I'd like to kiss it...... hunh?  whut am I thinkin'??  I thought I liked wimin?!!!%%

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/Jake9.jpg)

Here, young man, I'll give ya directions to del Mar's, just let me catch my breath.  First thing is, ya go five miles down this road right t'cheer, and then turn left, that would be East.  Drive down 'bout two miles, 'n then you will cross some railroad tracks.  Take the next left which is King Road.  Go another five miles down that road, 'n you will come to a driveway with a mounted elk head.  That there is del Mar's line cabin.  Ya cain't miss it, it is the only building out there in the middle a nowhere.
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 02, 2007, 04:02:12 pm
Ennis

((indignent))

Why ya always got a blame ME Ms. Director? HUNH?!  I hit my mark, two weeks ago and was jus' standin' there leanin' over 'n lookin' in t' m'  girls sittin' in m' truck till I got the worst crick in m' neck 'n now I find out there ain't even no real girls in the truck because S-O-M-E-B-O-D-Y didn't cast anybody in the parts!! T' top it off  a Twister hit my house, picked it up 'n dropped it somewhere 'n now her sister wants t' sue me. I tell ya Ms. Director, sir, this is OBOAUS!

I ought a be makin' more money at this here job. I ain't jokin'.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/heath-ledger-2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 02, 2007, 04:08:02 pm
...Commercial Break...Commercial Break...Commercial Break...


(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/littlepigsclosed.jpg)          (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/latte-french-paid-too-much-coffee.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on February 02, 2007, 05:02:41 pm
AND NOW A PERFORMANCE FROM OUR DAWSON COUNTY 4-H CLUB

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Post by: Meryl on February 02, 2007, 05:11:00 pm
JAKETWIST~

Ok, now I am sure that everyone is over the moon that our beloved breakout star TERRY CLOTH has found his way back to us once more, and yes  Management has stepped up  the security on the set and we have  hired more security detail to be on watch for certain undesirables.

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/lypsinka3.jpg)

So everyone  can just relax  and get back to work goddammit....


HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/Lypsinkacrawford.jpg)

** Undesirable?  That Warshrag turns up circulating lies, and it's all "Woo-hoo!" and "We are not worthy!" while I, who have been on an exhaustive field excursion in the service of my art, am forced to bear the consequences of his calumny by being termed an Undesirable on set?

Oh, you don't have to be on the watch for me, Madame Director.  This Undesirable will be more than happy to retire and leave you to enjoy the scatalogical stylings of that traitorous piece of toweling.  And if you should by chance care to see the magnificent results of my Mexican mission when the time comes to film that dark and sultry alley in Juarez, then all I can say is, you will have to call me back from other, much more uplifting, projects than the one so aptly named  BrokenArse Mountain. **

((With a disdainful sniff, Meryl retires in high dudgeon.))
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Post by: Arad-3 on February 02, 2007, 06:15:55 pm
Audience members~  In shock by what they just heard

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/hystericalfrt.jpg)

Don't you dare leave!!
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/natalia_shocked.jpg)

But, but.. your the High Priestess! The fairest in the land!
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/shocked.jpg)

 Oh! The memories!! My heart is broken again!  I 
really have to get a life!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Crying_Man-2.jpg)

The crowd starts chanting Meryl!!!  .Merly!!!  Meryl!!  We want Meryl!!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/crowds20cheering.jpg)


Somebody here better make Meryl an offer she can't refuse!     Fazzio... find out where that director lives!
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/10102222.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 02, 2007, 07:07:08 pm
Potential Audience Members

OMFG! Ellsworth, stop the car! If the High Priestess has left the building then there's no point in attending the production.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ooh.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on February 02, 2007, 07:25:24 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/villosh_alexandria_valeri.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on February 02, 2007, 09:36:03 pm


((Meryl is overcome))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/eye-crying.jpg)

** They like me....they really like me! **
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Post by: southendmd on February 02, 2007, 09:42:25 pm
AUDIENCE MEMBER:

Yes, we do.

(http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/sally-field-c1.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on February 02, 2007, 09:46:35 pm
JAKETWIST~

Now what's wrong?  What's all this commotion about?  What's ever'body whining 'n wailing about now??

%%How can there be so much thunder and lightening on a such a clear day?%%

Don't tell me the High Priestess has her panties in a Twist again??  ((groans))  OH NO, not again!!!

%%Shee-it, I don't usually post this much in one day, wtf!!%%

Picture?  what picture?  The one of Dubya that SPARTAN APPLES asked me to post?  She said that the Rent-A-Cops wanted it circulated to the cast and crew.  So that's what I did.  Is that a f'n problem?? 

%%I knew it!  I shoulda gone to Morocco like I'd planned.  If this Performance had stayed on schedule I coulda been on the beaches of Morocco right now!  And not alone, either...%%


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/normal_014.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 03, 2007, 12:27:44 am
Lamenters

O High Priestess we humbly ask for reassurance you are staying with the P.T. Otherwise we will rub ashes on our heads, rend our garments, and gnash our teeth as we keen and wail.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Lament.gif)
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Post by: Mikaela on February 03, 2007, 10:13:52 am
RANDOM PRIESTETTE in ceremonial finery:

(( Cries tears of joy - enough to raise the ocean levels ))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/mettemaritikirken.jpg)


The WARSHRAG is back! Waaah! Sniff! I'm so happy!

(( Sobs, -  although in a dignified and very pretty manner, of course))

The HP is leaving? Oh, say it isn't so!!! What will we do without her light to dazzle us, her strength to fortify us, her insight to guide us and her beauty of soul, mind and body to overwhelm us?

Please stay with us, oh exalted one - we're lost without you!


(( Sobs a lot more))


**Sniff** And that JakeTwist and her Moroccon beach-company! I bet I look green with envy! Green is *so* not my colour! Waaaah!

((Bawls some more))


(( Collapses due to acute dehydration ))  :o

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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 03, 2007, 05:03:23 pm
Vestal Virgins

O Mighty Aphrodite! We send up prayers that the warshrag and the High Priestess will stay among us mortals.

((begin chanting in a monotonous tone))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/vestalvirgins1.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on February 03, 2007, 05:31:37 pm
RANDOM STRANGER

%%Welll now, ain't this strange!  A man askin' for directions!  And what a man!!  whooeeeee!!!  He sure is purty!!  What a nice mouth, so curvy and just so sweet, I think I'd like to kiss it...... hunh?  whut am I thinkin'??  I thought I liked wimin?!!!%%

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/Jake9.jpg)

Here, young man, I'll give ya directions to del Mar's, just let me catch my breath.  First thing is, ya go five miles down this road right t'cheer, and then turn left, that would be East.  Drive down 'bout two miles, 'n then you will cross some railroad tracks.  Take the next left which is King Road.  Go another five miles down that road, 'n you will come to a driveway with a mounted elk head.  That there is del Mar's line cabin.  Ya cain't miss it, it is the only building out there in the middle a nowhere.


JACK:

((Extremely grateful to the attractive stranger, Jack almost considers giving him a hug...)) %% Hmmm, Guess that wouldn't seem right.%%

**Thank ya kindly, sir. He's a real good friend of mine. A real good friend. I hate to have missed him.**

((Jack wonders for a moment why no one else in town seemed to know where Ennis was.))

**Well, I best be goin'. 'twere nice meetin' ya.**

((Excited and hopeful again, after what seems like days of confusion wondering the streets of Riverton, Jack rushes out to his car???, hoping that it had turned back into a pickup.))
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Post by: Daniel on February 03, 2007, 06:00:14 pm
JACK:

((Back in his covered-flatbed pickup, Jack spies the house in the distance and he accelerates toward it.))

**YEEHAW! Thought I'd never find the place. Hope Ennis's around. Guess I can wait around if he's not.**

((notices the unkempt yard))

**We really need to hire a landscaper. I'd do it myself but I guess I gotta be in charge of the money stuff. The Cow-n-Calf Operation is gonna be a challenge, but we'll be able to get it done, I reckon.**
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Post by: Meryl on February 03, 2007, 07:27:23 pm
((Alessandro, in his role as Chief Acolyte, addresses the assembled masses))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/BryanBatt6.jpg)

O ye Followers of the Cult of Brokeback,
Elders of the Order of the Sage, Priestettes,
Keepers of the Eternal Campfire, Members of the Tent Erect,
Supplicants of Our Lady of Lightning Flat,
Benevolent Order of the Eaters of the Elk,
Preservers of the Holy Pickups, etc., etc., etc.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mesdames et Messieurs,
Meine Damen und Herren,
Cowboys and Cowgirls,

Hear ye the words of the High Priestess, the Lady Meryl, Her Sageness, Head Gal, Mistress of the Sacred Mountain:

Be it known that I have withdrawn behind the Veil of the High Passes and now meditate in solitude upon the Sacred Mountain. 

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Scenic/KananaskisArr.jpg)

My presence will be restored to you when the Force of Nature speaks to me of Return.
Until then, Brothers and Sisters, I bestow upon you all
 
A Solemn


YEEHAW
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Post by: Arad-3 on February 03, 2007, 07:40:50 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/beautifulhg.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 04, 2007, 02:42:09 pm
Amazon Warriors

Fear not, O High Priestess. We Amazon Warriors will protect you while you meditate upon the Sacred Mountain.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/amazons.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 04, 2007, 02:43:44 pm
Empress of Everything

Those guys have finally finished my statue. It looks just like me, the Empress of Everything. Now I can sneak off to dally with whomever I please as long as I please! No one will ever know the difference. ((Sneaks stealthily away.))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/empress-2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 04, 2007, 02:45:09 pm
Ennis

%%  Lately I’ve had a lot a time t’ reflect. I feel awful bad ‘bout tellin’ Jack we couldn’t have a sweet life together. I was too scared back then t’ consider it. Two guys living together? No way. But now I’m divorced ‘n the girls are older. I still gotta pay child support fer a long time but maybe a little cow ‘n calf operation would make more money than working somebody else’s ranch. My life is goin’ nowhere ‘n I am nothing without Jack. It might take until Hell freezes over to really admit what I feel for him but … WAIT A MINUTE!  %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Ennis_on_BBM-1.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 04, 2007, 02:48:21 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/colddayinhell.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 04, 2007, 02:56:39 pm
Ennis

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/post-divorce2.jpg)

**with delight in his voice**
JACK! What are you doing here!?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/post-divorce1.jpg)

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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 04, 2007, 03:00:21 pm
Ennis

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/post-divorce3.jpg)

That ain't no gun in m' pocket, little darlin, I'm jes' happy t' see you.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/post-divorce5.jpg)

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/post-divorce4.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 04, 2007, 03:02:19 pm
Ennis

Jack, I want you t’ meet my baby girls. They’re waiting in m’ truck. We was just gonna get some ice cream. I know it’s kind a cold but that’s what they want ‘n that’s what they’re gonna get.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/postdivorcevisit.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 04, 2007, 03:03:34 pm
Ennis

%% I’ll just kind of hunch over till I calm down a bit. There’ll be plenty of time for that later. %%

Girls, this is Jack. Jack, that’s Junior and this here’s Jenny.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Ennisandgirls2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 04, 2007, 03:06:27 pm
Ennis

There go some gawkers in a white pick-up truck. Let them stare till their eyeballs fall out. Gawkers can all go t' Hell - inferno or deep freeze, I don’t care. Jack, it's your happiness means more t' me than anyone else.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/overloadTruck.jpg)

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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 04, 2007, 03:10:18 pm
Ennis

Junior, Jenny, I want ya t' know if all goes like planned, you’re gonna have two daddies. I need t' talk t' him first, then we’ll go fer ice cream. Jack, come on over here, where we can talk private.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Ennisandgirls3.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 04, 2007, 03:12:55 pm
Ennis

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/postdivorcevisit2.jpg)

Jack, I got something t’ tell you. Thought it would be a cold day in hell when I said these words out loud but well, come t’ find out it IS a cold day in hell.  ((Takes a deep breath.)) Jack, what if you ‘n me took a chance on that sweet life together you was talkin' about ‘n start us our own little calf ‘n cow operation.

((Takes another deep breath and looks straight into those trusting sky-blue eyes.))

I love you Jack Fuckin’ Twist.
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Post by: Meryl on February 04, 2007, 03:27:12 pm
((In meditation atop the Sacred Mountain, the HIGH PRIESTESS feels a rather large bump in the Force of Nature))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkaSpotCrop.jpg)

** Hunh?  What's going on down there? **

((Meryl picks up her trusty Vision Thingy and peers down at ENNIS and JACK))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/crystalball.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on February 04, 2007, 04:10:15 pm

Memo To:  HIGH PRIESTESS MERYL

From:  DIRECTOR JAKETWIST

SubjectAbject Apology

Dear HP,

I tried to get our lawyers to issue a formal apology to you on behalf of B.A.M. Productions, but they would not.  They refused to touch it with a 10 foot pole.  And by "it" I am referring to this GDBOA freakin' situation.  They are afraid of you HP, afraid that you will bring the wrath of BBM Fandom down on our humble production if we admit we erred in the posting of one teeny tiny picture.

So I will take it on the chin, and humbly and sincerely beg for your forgiveness, your Wanted Picture should never have been released in that insulting fashion.

Will you please please come back to The Performance, and stop all this hallucinatory acting that is emanating from our Lead Performers??  Pretty Please??

DJT

(PS:  I know this does not make much sense, but this is being composed in extreme haste before God-only-knows what else comes spouting forth)

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Post by: Mikaela on February 04, 2007, 07:08:35 pm
VARIOUS DELIGHTED AUDIENCE MEMBERS:

(( Feeling that recent BAM events are almost too good to be true. Nevertheless immediately forms parade to celebrate ))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/yesyes.jpg)

YesYesYesYes!!!

(( Cheers ))

Ennis! You rock! Ennis! Ennis! Ennis!

** Hopefully the HP and the director will be locked up in litigation and memo-composing indefinitely, so that our guys can get on with their sweet life undeterred **

Woooo-Hoooo!
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Post by: Daniel on February 05, 2007, 05:22:45 pm
JACK:

((completely flabbergasted by Ennis's sudden and very pronounced interest in him and his rapidly increasing emotional availability, Jack has been grinning nonstop since arriving at Ennis's place. He wasn't expecting this at all.))

((Jack mutters something under his breath:))

**Guess that makes two of us.**

(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part4/brokebackmtn_2609.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on February 06, 2007, 02:19:05 pm
serpentee the lake serpant~

**Meanwhile in the depts the of lake, CeeCee and Scotty show off their new little family!

 The girls ...  Junebug, CeeCee jr. and their little boy, Scotty jr.
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Post by: Brown Eyes on February 06, 2007, 08:34:56 pm
(http://www.utdallas.edu/~awa021000/images/sunshine.PNG)


(http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/9801/moon_gal_big.gif)


**the sun and moon just felt like dropping by...  :-* **
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Post by: saucycobblers on February 07, 2007, 09:32:54 am
((Still waiting for the inert TERRY CLOTH to respond to his joyful declaration, JBB has nodded off...))

JBB:

**ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...**
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Post by: Daniel on February 07, 2007, 05:11:36 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel's ears prick up again.))

**Diablo!!!! Now its that Ennis that's going off script! This is ruining everything.... how can we create the perfect emotionally destabilizing film experience if everyone keeps trying to get around the sad parts? Can you do anything about that "I love you".**

DIABLO (SOUND EDITOR):

**Nope, sorry, Miss Sparta.**

LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel goes over to the wall where a sign posted "Emergency Grease Monkey Release" hangs over a lever... She considers pulling it for a long time, her hand resting on the grip, then she goes back to the balcony overlooking the Riverton set.))

**We'll see what happens next. In the meantime, see if you can get some of the gaffers and best boys to get Ennis to come up to the production tower so we can have a little talk...**

DIABLO (SOUND EDITOR):

**The gaffers.... and best boys...** ((Diablo shudders for a second before flying off)) **Yes, Ma'am.**
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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 07, 2007, 05:23:19 pm
BEST BOY #17:

Best boy, reporting to set, miz Sparta!! %%Should I salute or sumthun??%%

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Post by: Daniel on February 07, 2007, 05:26:59 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

**How nice of you to arrive so promptly..... but what's this?** ((Laurel looks angrily at the low wage worker))

**Why haven't you brought Ennis with you? Go and retrieve him posthaste.**

((Laurel smiles condescendingly at the best boy.))
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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 08, 2007, 07:42:53 pm
BEST BOY:

Yes'm!  %%I know I should have saluted!!%%

((Goes off stage right))

Oh, Ed, could you help me out here?? Throw on yr shirt and c'mon over here a sec, would ya??

((Leans over fence))

(http://apollo.divshare.com/files/2007/01/23/70091/The_Virginian.jpg)


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Post by: welliwont on February 08, 2007, 08:18:06 pm

MEMO FROM THE DESK OF:  James Schamus

In a sneaky effort to divert attention from our labour problems here at B.A.M. (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,2739.msg44864.html#msg44864) (farkeen actors!), I present to you a few diversionary links to our sister production:  Jake Watch: The Movie.  While there has been never-ending media coverage of this cinematic event, it has come to my attention that some of you may have somehow missed all the hysteria.  If you have not yet seen this fantastic performance, what are you waiting for?!  It's playing now!  And for now, B.A.M. Productions is going to overlook the blatant false advertising that they have stooped to:


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/WorldsFirstVirtualMovieJW2.jpg) (http://prophecygirl922.livejournal.com/2007/01/18/)

Ha!  I think not!!!  But we reserve recourse just in case, ‘cause ya just never know.  So without further ado, may I present The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies Part 1:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Jake%20Watch%20Movie%20TDATND/movie1pi4.jpg) (http://prophecygirl922.livejournal.com/5636.html)



Link to Jake's appearance at the Premiere:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/premiereTDATND.jpg) (http://jakegyllenhaalwatch.blogspot.com/2007/02/jake-takes-time-out-of-busy-shooting.html)



Link to a really cool hip song that is presently # 1 in Britain, and is featured in this fantastic movie:
Grace Kelly
by (http://www.myspace.com/jakewatchsoundtrack)
 
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/MusicalNotesByMika.jpg) (http://www.myspace.com/jakewatchsoundtrack)



Link to the amazingly fantastic Trailer:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/atticussecurityeg3trailerbutton.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R60VRYki7pw)



Link to Bonus Features:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/prepromo2sg1JakePeter.jpg) (http://prophecygirl922.livejournal.com/)


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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 09, 2007, 12:13:56 am
BEST BOY #17:

Well I'll be...looks like ma publicity agent is masqueradin' as the director around heah!!

hehehe....

Since Ed, I mean En, is busy, I'll see if I kin rustle up a gaffer or too, they're always good for bringing a little BUZZ to any production!!


Could I have a gaffer on the set please??
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Post by: Meryl on February 09, 2007, 01:40:31 am

((From her Mountain retreat, the HIGH PRIESTESS contemplates the confusion below))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinkaCloseup.jpg)

*Sigh*
 
** It's all too clear to me now that I have been far too distracted by worldly things.  I've neglected my sacred duty as Spritual Advisor of this benighted company.  They've been left to wander in the wilderness, bereft of purpose.

A set that spins and veers out of control, talking heifers, beer commercials, an Empress with a D-cup---we even have our own Phantom!  The Sacred Text is all but submerged along with sea serpents and their offspring.  The Warshrag seems to have come and gone, leaving dismay and heartbreak in his wake.  And now this chaos has infected ENNIS himself!

As for MADAME DIRECTOR, her apology was all very well, but now she appears to have joined some specious group who enjoy stalking celebrities named Jake.

Thank goodness for that LAUREL SPARTA, the only one with some sort of sense.  I think I'll drop her a note and ask her to come round for a chat. **



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Post by: welliwont on February 12, 2007, 10:06:02 pm
C A S T     U P D A T E

I am very happy to announce that once again we have a new Ennis.  This time the part of Ennis is a brand new face on our stage, it is Barb (ednbarby) who is taking over the role of Ennis.  Welcome to the PT Barb !

DJT


PS:  Ever'body GET BACK TO WORK!!!

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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 12, 2007, 10:16:23 pm
BEST BOY:

There you go! Ed, as in edandbarbie, that was who I was summoning to the set... and like magic, he's here!! Damn I'm good!!
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Post by: ednbarby on February 13, 2007, 09:41:43 am
ENNIS:

I got Jane's message about the cast change, So Here I Am!

**I've always wanted to say that.**

We are doing Hamlet, right?  I brought my own Yurick.



(http://members.aol.com/ednbarby/Pic2.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 13, 2007, 10:57:29 am
BEST BOY:

Hey, that's my line!! But you're welcome to it!! Welcome Ennis and, uh, friend!!
((Aside)) Hey, friend, take a tip from me...no more beans!

((Goes stage left))

(hopefully) So, Miz Sparta, was there anything else you wanted from the Best Boy, ma'am??

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Post by: Daniel on February 13, 2007, 12:34:35 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel looks down her nose at the Best Boy.))

**No, not at this time. Let's just try to stay on schedule.**
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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 13, 2007, 12:36:44 pm
BEST BOY:

What, you ain't got nothin? Nothin up on Brokeback?

((bats eyelashes))


(http://athena.divshare.com/files/2007/02/13/124853/aintgotnothin.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on February 13, 2007, 12:39:03 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel rolls her eyes.))

**Fine, go up on Brokeback and straighten out the snow, it looks rough in places.**
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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 13, 2007, 12:44:35 pm
BEST BOY:

Yes'm, right away, Miz Sparta!!

I'm gonna have that snow looking just as sweet as your beautiful complexion, if you don't mind my saying so Miz Ma'am!!


((puts on hat, clicks heels, flicks rodeo belt buckle and exits stage right))

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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 13, 2007, 01:41:33 pm
BEST BOY:

(http://athena.divshare.com/files/2007/02/13/124854/bigequipmt.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 13, 2007, 01:43:11 pm
BEST BOY (and inner child):

(http://athena.divshare.com/files/2007/02/13/124855/jacknbobby.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 13, 2007, 01:45:12 pm
BEST BOY:

Oh, Miz Sparta, Ma'am! D'ya want to come up an inspect ma work??

(http://athena.divshare.com/files/2007/02/13/124856/notyrcaddie.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 13, 2007, 06:47:24 pm
BEST BOY:

You ain't gonna get what I got with your caddie, you know that, Miz Sparta!! I told you, now I'm gonna show you!! You come up here!!


**I'm gonna show her who's the Best Boy around heah!!**

**maybe it will help if I add this**

~~Meanwhile~~

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Post by: ednbarby on February 16, 2007, 03:08:46 pm
NEW ACTOR PLAYING ENNIS:  Uh...  Is there some reason why there're no beans at the crafts table?  My contract specifically stipulates that there must be a supply of Grandma Brown's Baked Beans shipped directly from Rochester, NY, (please see below) on hand and readily available at all times.  I need them to get into character.  Anyone listening?  I can't work like this!

(https://secure3.nyhost.net/~tasteofcny/catalog/images/item27.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 16, 2007, 08:35:45 pm
Actor formerly playing Ennis formerly playing Jack aka the Empress of Everything


You expect special treatment? Good luck with that!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/HeathLedger_Granitz_7503141.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on February 16, 2007, 09:10:38 pm
BEST BOY:

You ain't gonna get what I got with your caddie, you know that, Miz Sparta!! I told you, now I'm gonna show you!! You come up here!!



LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel leans out from a sleek black helicopter, inspecting the Best Boy's work straightening out the snow. She reaches back into the helicopter and pulls out a megaphone and a huge flashlight.))

**YOU MISSED A SPOT, RIGHT THERE!!!**
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Post by: Daniel on February 16, 2007, 09:19:14 pm
Ennis

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/postdivorcevisit2.jpg)

Jack, I got something t’ tell you. Thought it would be a cold day in hell when I said these words out loud but well, come t’ find out it IS a cold day in hell.  ((Takes a deep breath.)) Jack, what if you ‘n me took a chance on that sweet life together you was talkin' about ‘n start us our own little calf ‘n cow operation.

((Takes another deep breath and looks straight into those trusting sky-blue eyes.))

I love you Jack Fuckin’ Twist.

JACK:

((completely flabbergasted by Ennis's sudden and very pronounced interest in him and his rapidly increasing emotional availability, Jack has been grinning nonstop since arriving at Ennis's place. He wasn't expecting this at all.))

((Jack mutters something under his breath:))

**Guess that makes two of us.**

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JACK:

((Jack looks away for a moment, tears stinging his eyes... He blinks a few times.))

**What the hell is that supposed ta mean, Ennis?! You love me?!?! After all this effin' time, when you had all those chances to say something, do something to really show it, and now you think you can just get by with a coupla words.
Well I'll tell ya sumthin, boy. It don't work that way. After everything we been through, and all you can say is 'I love you' like that's supposed to fix everything. That ain't gonna cut it.**


((Jack turns away back toward his truck for a minute, barely able to sustain his own tears. He turns back, as though he's about to change his mind, then turns back around and gets in the truck, starts the ignition, and pulls out faster than he pulled in.))

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Post by: ednbarby on February 17, 2007, 01:38:48 am
((Ennis kicks at the pebbles on the gravel driveway.  Hard.))

%%Son of a bitch.%%

((Another white pick-up truck drives down the main road in the distance.))

%%Just as well.%%

((Ennis feels like someone is pulling out his guts hand over hand.  He puts his right hand to his stomach and shuffles back to the girls in the truck, shoulders dropped, eyes on his boots.  Alma, Jr. leans forward and asks him "You all right, Daddy?"))

ENNIS:  I'm fine, little darlin'.

((Something seizes Ennis.  He staggers backwards a step.  Alma, Jr. says "Daddy?"  He stops.  Steels himself.  Lifts his head and resolutely steps back to the door, opens it, slides in next to Jenny.))

ENNIS:  So how about that ice cream?

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Post by: Daniel on February 17, 2007, 03:34:50 pm
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Post by: Daniel on February 17, 2007, 03:39:30 pm
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Post by: welliwont on February 17, 2007, 04:54:26 pm
CALL SHEET


==THE NEXT SCENES ARE:


          SCENE # 54 – JACK GOES TO MEXICO
          SCENE # 55 – A CHILDRESS THANKSGIVING
          SCENE # 56 – A RIVERTON THANKSGIVING
          SCENE # 57 – ENNIS PICKS A FIGHT



THE FOLLOWING CREW MEMBERS ARE NEEDED ON SET:
High Priestess - Meryl
Props Magician - Anke
Ceremonial Feng Shui Director - Celeste
Laurel Sparta - Daniel
Best Boy - Lee
Cissy Fuss, Assistant to the Second Unit Assistant Director - Leslie



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Jack - Daniel
Mexican Prostitute - Meryl
Lureen - Lee
LD Newsome - Kelda
Fayette Newsome - Barbara (Goadra)
Bobby - RouxB
Ennis - Barb (ednbarby)
Alma - Geri
Monroe - Mikaela
Alma Jr -
Jenny -
Beefy Redneck Street Brawler -


THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS:
Jack's Body Butter - Nicky
Terry Cloth - Alec
Empress of Everything - Leslie
Phantom of the Film - Daniel
Guy Raphaelson - Daniel
Lucise Indapaddock - Milli
any and all other BetterMostians who care to jump in ==
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Post by: Meryl on February 17, 2007, 05:43:08 pm
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((From her high altitude retreat, the HIGH PRIESTESS gazes on the comings and goings of the BrokenArsian clan))




** I must say, things have taken a decidedly more interesting turn.  Not only has JACK continued his destined arc despite the temptation laid at his feet by the wayward ENNIS, it's clearly left him speechless--a first for JACK TWIST! **

((Ennis kicks at the pebbles on the gravel driveway.  Hard.))

%%Son of a bitch.%%

((Another white pick-up truck drives down the main road in the distance.))

%%Just as well.%%

((Ennis feels like someone is pulling out his guts hand over hand.  He puts his right hand to his stomach and shuffles back to the girls in the truck, shoulders dropped, eyes on his boots.  Alma, Jr. leans forward and asks him "You all right, Daddy?"))

ENNIS:  I'm fine, little darlin'.

((Something seizes Ennis.  He staggers backwards a step.  Alma, Jr. says "Daddy?"  He stops.  Steels himself.  Lifts his head and resolutely steps back to the door, opens it, slides in next to Jenny.))

ENNIS:  So how about that ice cream?

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** Oh, bravo, ENNIS!  This bodes well.  I think I'd best start getting in character for la gran scena Mexicana! **

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Post by: Mikaela on February 17, 2007, 07:31:17 pm
MONROE:

((Is finally released from his swirling vortex of alternate reality and sent tumbling back to earth))


SPLAT!!!


((Dizzy, dazed, disoriented))

** How long have I been gone? What's been happening? Has the real me been gone, or just the alternate reality me? Am I bizarro Monroe or just plain old in-love-with-Alma and closeted-gourmet Monroe? How can I ever be sure? What a mess!! **

(( Stares at the surroundings, noticing Riverton in the distance ))

%% What if I've been gone for a long, long time - what if ALMA's married someone else? What if she's grown old? What if everyone I know are dead and buried %%

(( Spinning around himself in worried panic ))

** Gotta get back home and find out the worst at once! **

((Runs off))



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Post by: Mikaela on February 17, 2007, 08:18:18 pm
MONROE:

(( Tentatively walks up the steps to his own porch, noticing various nice potted flowers ))

%% I never put those there. I don't think I did. How strange! %%

(( Opens the door and walks into the hallway. Through the open door to the living room notices a picture on the wall: ))

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AAAuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!

** Did I get married while I wasn't here? Was it another me who got married? How many of us are there? **

(( Looks around tentativley ))

Uhm.... Angel Honey, I'm home! Or....uhm, am I possibly here with you already?
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Post by: Meryl on February 17, 2007, 11:20:38 pm
AUDIENCE MEMBER:

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** This is the 1960's, right?  Maybe we've entered *gasp* ......**


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Post by: Daniel on February 18, 2007, 03:18:35 pm
JACK:

**Um, Miss Director, Ma'am.... I don't really feel like havin' male companionship right now. Would it be possible to get a Mexican psychotherapist instead of a prostitute?**
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Post by: Meryl on February 18, 2007, 03:59:03 pm
JACK:

**Um, Miss Director, Ma'am.... I don't really feel like having male companionship right now. Would it be possible to get a Mexican psychotherapist instead of a prostitute?**

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** Oh gawd, back to the drawing board! **
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Post by: welliwont on February 18, 2007, 03:59:36 pm
JACK:

**Um, Miss Director, Ma'am.... I don't really feel like having male companionship right now. Would it be possible to get a Mexican psychotherapist instead of a prostitute?**

JAKETWIST~

((frantically flipping pages of the script))

**Well Jack, it's a bit late to be asking me this now, doncha think?  The scene has already started more or less, I don't follow you.....**


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Post by: Pipedream on February 18, 2007, 05:35:37 pm
The Props Magician: 
Oh. My. Gawd. I've been away for quite a while. But I've got an excuse... Sorry! ::)
Carnival!!!
  :D
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Post by: Mikaela on February 18, 2007, 06:10:45 pm
MONROE:

((Realizing that he's not the only one who's sojourned in alternate reality, the beautiful props Magician seems to have done the same - and to have had a far better time of it))

(( Whispering into the apparently empty house))

Bright Angel? You there?

(( Looks at Alma who comes bustling out of the kitchen, listening to her with mounting surprise:))

Monroe, you're finally back! The girls are still with Ennis, don't you think we should make the most of our all-too-rare time alone? Hmmmm?

(( Monroe tries to hide his confusion. Looks around furtively))

%% Seems there is no other me around. So far, so good. But how on earth did I miss out on my own marriage?!? My own courtship?!?  :o  :o  %%

Ahem, yes.... ALMA-angel, I think we could get in the mood by reminding each other of our first date, and the next one, and the marriage...... What say we have a glass of wine and relax and look back on those happy, delightfully romantic occasions?

(( Fails to notice the weird, confused and utterly surprised look ALMA gives him ))
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Post by: Meryl on February 18, 2007, 08:41:07 pm
The Props Magician: 
Oh. My. Gawd. I've been away for quite a while. But I've got an excuse... Sorry! ::)
Carnival!!!
  :D
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AUDIENCE MEMBER:

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** That must've been one helluva long Carnival!  She even remarried! **
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Post by: Ellemeno on February 19, 2007, 11:14:23 pm

** That must've been one helluva long Carnival!  She even remarried! **

VERY APPRECIATIVE AUDIENCE MEMBER:

And look how long her hair has gotten!!  Must be an indicator of how long Monroe's been gone too.

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Post by: Daniel on February 19, 2007, 11:38:39 pm
JACK:

**YEE-HAW!! Somebody say Carnival? Looks like I arrived in Mexico just in time. There should be plenty of psychotherapists here tonight.**
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Post by: Daniel on February 20, 2007, 12:03:25 am
THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((The phantom of the film gallops down the street, his black cape fluttering wildly behind him, but he reins in short and stops suddenly when he overhears Jack's words.))

**Psychotherapist? Psychotherapist? What is theese psychotherapist? You are eensane, I will tell you now. The night is young, senor. There are beautiful men here craving your attention, for you are still young and attractive and have not yet been horribly scarred by near fatal chemical accidents.  Live freely while you can.**
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Post by: Meryl on February 20, 2007, 01:18:54 am
JACK:

**YEE-HAW!! Somebody say Carnival? Looks like I arrived in Mexico just in time. There should be plenty of psychotherapists here tonight.**

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** You asked for a psychiatrist?  I am at your service, senor! **
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Post by: Daniel on February 20, 2007, 03:55:44 am
JACK:

**Well that sure was fast.... You got an office'r sumthin?**
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Post by: Arad-3 on February 20, 2007, 03:40:17 pm
MONROE:

((Realizing that he's not the only one who's sojourned in alternate reality, the beautiful props Magician seems to have done the same - and to have had a far better time of it))

(( Whispering into the apparently empty house))

Bright Angel? You there?

(( Looks at Alma who comes bustling out of the kitchen, listening to her with mounting surprise:))

Monroe, you're finally back! The girls are still with Ennis, don't you think we should make the most of our all-too-rare time alone? Hmmmm?

(( Monroe tries to hide his confusion. Looks around furtively))

%% Seems there is no other me around. So far, so good. But how on earth did I miss out on my own marriage?!? My own courtship?!?  :o  :o  %%

Ahem, yes.... ALMA-angel, I think we could get in the mood by reminding each other of our first date, and the next one, and the marriage...... What say we have a glass of wine and relax and look back on those happy, delightfully romantic occasions?

(( Fails to notice the weird, confused and utterly surprised look ALMA gives him ))

ALMA~

** starts to giggle and then relizes Monroe isn't kidding

Monroe you really don't remember!  I know you have been out of it lately but this isn't funny anymore!

(( notices the very serious look on Monroes face))

Ok Monroe sit down and I will tell you about our first date. Hopefully this will  stop all of your latest confusions

On our first date Monroe I was so excited. I wanted everything to be perfect[.  I spent the whole day trying different hairstyles, applying makeup, doing my nails. Why I felt like I was 16 again!  Finally the hour had arrive and a knock came to the door.  When I opened it there you were looking so hansome in the sweater I had knit you!
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  You brought me a flower peice for my hair but we decided it was a little big so I put it on the table to use for a center piece. We both laughed so hard over that.

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We decided we were going out to Don's Nuts for dinner. We had heard that new owners  from the city had bought it and they had fixed up the place  .
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All the way there we talked and laughed. I think the ride really helped calm us both down. It was so much fun.

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Post by: Arad-3 on February 20, 2007, 03:48:53 pm
ALMA~

When we arrived at Don's remember all the strange people honey?  Especially that waiter!
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  And the owner he was really wierd!

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And all those cooks!

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After everyone introduced themselves we were finally seated.

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And given only a few minutes to decide!  Remember the waiter was not in a very good mood

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Post by: Arad-3 on February 20, 2007, 03:54:48 pm
ALMA~

Anyways we ordered coffee to start, and oysters on a half shell for an appitizer. I just could'nt eat mine, it just didn't look right to me.
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  We would of sent it back but that waiter gave us "the look".  But we didnt care we were having a wonderful time.


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Post by: Arad-3 on February 20, 2007, 04:01:46 pm
ALMA~

While we were waiting for our dinner the place really started filling up! Honey remember Ennis's foreman came in too?  A lot of strange people that night but we did'nt care!

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Post by: Arad-3 on February 20, 2007, 04:05:58 pm
ALMA~

After dinner we went for a drive and you found a beach, and we walked along in the moonlight laughing and talikng for hours, Do you remember now honey??
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Post by: Mikaela on February 20, 2007, 04:17:34 pm
MONROE:

(( Moves closer))

No, Angel dearest, I don't remember any of those people.... or those events. Not even the nuts. What a date that must have been! But I'm not worried about not remembering, for I know the reason: I only had eyes for you!  :-*

(( kisses her))

Then...... as now.
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Post by: Mikaela on February 20, 2007, 04:22:42 pm
MONROE:

(( Sighs contentedly))

And anyway....I do remember that beach. We stayed there till dawn, and into the next day.... walking along the sand, splashing through the surf........ we even bought cute matching beach outfits! Trying out the romantic part of hippie lifestyle on a perfect day.

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Not even a surreal stint in alternate reality could make me forget that day!

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Post by: Mikaela on February 20, 2007, 04:29:19 pm
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:

(( Admonishingly, close to barfing))

Way to go with the extreme syrupy overload there, MONROE! Would you *please* recall what story you're actually in, man!


JACK: ** Looks like I arrived in Mexico just in time. There should be plenty of psychotherapists here tonight.**

(( Perks up with interest once more ))

Would this be psychoterapists of the amazingly multi-tasking kind?
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Post by: Arad-3 on February 20, 2007, 04:32:54 pm
ALMA~

Monroe you are the sweetest man I have ever come to know!

Come on darling lets see what other memories we can reinact together!
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Post by: Mikaela on February 20, 2007, 04:39:22 pm
MONROE:

**GULP!**

 :P


Sure enough!!
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Post by: Meryl on February 20, 2007, 08:02:04 pm
JACK:

**Well that sure was fast.... You got an office'r sumthin?**

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/hacienda.jpg)

** Would you like to step inside, senor?   Or, if you prefer, my outdoor suite...**

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Post by: Daniel on February 21, 2007, 01:12:05 am
JACK:

**Nah, the indoor one's fine.**

((Jack makes himself as comfortable as possible.))

**Guess this is the couch I'm s'posed ta lay on, huh? I reckon it's soft enough.**

((Now relaxed and comfortable, Jack pours out his heart and soul to the therapist, leaving out very little of the experiences over the past decade and a half.))

**... so I drove up to Wyoming, hopin' ta find him so we could settle down together'r somethin' like we talked about all those years ago... Course, like I told ya, he'd never been too keen on the idea, so I was right shocked when I got there and he was practically jumpin' in my arms. He was a totally different Ennis, kinda scary if ya ask me. It was scary in a good way, almost, but 'twas just too different. I do love Ennis, I really do... but I think Ennis's still got some problems showin' it, and really explorin' it. Still, kinda hard ta ignore the last words he said to me: 'I love you, Jack Fuckin' Twist', just like that, too....  That was the strangest thing, hearin' those words come off Ennis' lips.**

((Jack suddenly realizes he's been talking for nearly two and half hours and looks up guiltilly at the therapist.))

**Forgot to ask how much this's gonna cost me... Guess its an hourly rate.  Well, that's the story, Mister. I shoulda come down here lookin' for a prostitute'r somethin'... there's plenty of 'em out there, and some good lookin' ones too.... but after having everything ya ever wanted dumped in yer lap, includin' a handsome buckaroo thatcha've been in love with fer nearly fourteen years, I'm kinda tryin' ta get away from that stuff fer now.... least until I can figger out what the heck's goin' on.**
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Post by: Meryl on February 21, 2007, 01:41:42 am
MEXICAN PSYCHIATRIST:

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** Young man, you were quite right not to geeve in to your buckaroo, as you call heem.  Thees sudden change of heart could be a sign of a dangerous neurosis.  You do not seem to me to be in danger yourself, but let me admeenister a test that weel tell us more about what is going on in your psyche. **

((Puts JACK into a light trance and gives him paper and a magic marker))


** Now, express what you are feeling toward your buckaroo, not in words but in images! **

((JACK grabs the marker and feverishly completes a picture in the space of a few minutes))


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Post by: Daniel on February 21, 2007, 02:02:12 am
JACK:

((Jack looks down at the image he's just drawn.))

**Yep, that jest 'bout covers it. Torn apart and barely hangin' on.**

((Jack's overcome with a sudden sadness.))
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Post by: Meryl on February 21, 2007, 01:52:57 pm
AUDIENCE MEMBERS:

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** Oh Lord, I think I'll die if he gets any more beautiful! **



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** JACK, we love you!  Don't be sad! **
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Post by: Meryl on February 21, 2007, 02:18:26 pm
MEXICAN PSYCHIATRIST:

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** Your drawing has confirmed it, senor.  You need especially tender treatment at this time.  Please do not theenk of rendering payment to me.  I do thees because one so beautiful in grief will be all the more radiant when restored to heemself.  You may call me selfish, but I want to see your beautiful smile. **

((Takes out a prescription pad and writes))

** Thees prescription must be followed to the letter.  Do not omit one step!  First you will receive a full day of spa treatments at my clinic...


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/hacienda2.jpg)

After a good night's sleep, you will report to my outdoor office...

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 for an appointment weeth my associate, Juancarlo Bellissimo...


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/mexpros10.jpg)

Do not be deceived by hees appearance.  He ees fully qualified--two doctorates in Clinical Psychology and Special Certification in Sexual Surrogacy Counseling.  He weel counsel you, and eef you weesh, he weel provide the sexual release you appear to me to be so greatly in need of.  All completely professional and confidential.  It is entirely up to you whether you avail yourself of thees, but I must say I strongly urge you to do so!

After your treatment, I would like you to report to me so that I may see you smile and weesh you a safe treep back home.**
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Post by: Daniel on February 21, 2007, 06:15:13 pm
JACK:

((Jack takes all this into consideration.))

**Well, hell, I already feel better lettin' all this go on the couch,... guess I could let everything go for a day or two, just to get back inta bein' me, if ya take ma drift. I could use a bit a' complete release....**

((Jack looks at the prescription.)) **Sure 'nuff. Just doin' it once ain't gonna kill me.**
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Post by: Mikaela on February 22, 2007, 07:12:08 am
((In the meantime....))

MONROE:

((Wakes up and realizes he's got everything he's dreamed of. ALMA sleeping contentedly next to him, an instant little respectable family with two nice kids and (he wouldn't be at all surprised to find out) a third little one on the way. He's managing a small business. They live in a decent house, he's well enough respected in the community (nobody knows anything about CHER, nor about his constant gourmet urges, after all!), and it will soon be Thanksgiving, that wonderful day of relishing family reunions, a special time for closeness and for giving thanks for all the above. ))

** This probably is.... as good as it ever gets. **


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/Monroe_skrik.jpg)

** The world sure looks really colourful from my vantage point these days! **
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Post by: saucycobblers on February 22, 2007, 02:25:03 pm
((Meanwhile, somewhere in Riverton...

JBB wakes up outside ALMA's front door and realises he dreamt the whole thing. There's no TERRY CLOTH waiting at the bottom of the steps to hold the lovelorn butt lotion in his warm wefted folds. All that JBB can see is tumbleweed rolling lazily across the parking lot, and a few broken pieces of the Riverton set lying in some frankly peculiar places. JBB wonders what he missed during his long dream-fest.

Sighing heavily, JBB remembers the stinging rebuff he received from BAD BYRON, and suspects he has been replaced in YOUNG JACK's affections by one of those alluringly perfumed lotions one can procure at most major retail outlets (and online at Brokenarse Enterprises, subject to availability and handling charges). There doesn't seem to be much to stay around for...

And so our intrepid butt lotion must hit the road once more, and search for acting challenges anew. JBB takes one last look at the Riverton set and smiles at the many happy memories he will hold in his creamy heart always.

He thinks once more of the warshrag and, as is his wont at such times, sings a melody of Ms Tammy Wynette's that always made him think of his beloved TERRY CLOTH, as he shuffles off into the Brokenarse sunset...))

**Sometimes it's hard to be a butt cream
Giving all your lotion to just one rag
You'll have bad times, and he'll have good times
With JAMMY PANTS in the laundry bag

But if you love him please forgive him
Even though he makes you wanna nag
And if you love him, whoa be proud of him
Cause after all he's just a rag

Stand by your rag
Give him two loops to cling to
And wefts so warm to come to
When laundromats are cold and lonely

Stand by your rag
And show Brokenarse you love him
Keep following the care instructions on his tag
Stand by your rag

And if you love him, whoa be proud of him
Cause after all he's just a rag

Stand by your rag
Give him two loops to cling to
And wefts so warm to come to
When laundromats are cold and lonely

Stand by your rag
And show Brokenarse you love him
Keep following the care instructions on his tag
Stand by your rag**


(http://ericscouten.com/images/preview/es-008701.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on February 23, 2007, 01:39:59 pm
JACK:

((After two days of relaxation and, ahem, counseling, Jack returns to the psychiatrist.))

**Well, it didn't fix everythin' but it sure made me feel a whole lot better 'bout maself, and I guess that's the 'mportant thing.**

((Jack stops and looks in a mirror.))

**Juancarlo said I might look better with a 'stache, whaddaya think? It'd sure be different, but hell, different might be good.**
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Post by: Meryl on February 23, 2007, 02:09:16 pm
JUANCARLO BELLISSIMO, Ph.D.:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Mexpros11.jpg)

** Senor Twist, it has been my privilege to counsel you.  May I say that your buckaroo as you call him is a very fortunate man.  I wish you all good fortune with your relationship.  And do feel free to call me any time!  Adios! **


MEXICAN PSYCHIATRIST:
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**Senor Twist, I am only too happy to beed you goodbye.  Your beautiful smile has returned, and the mustachio ees just the thing for a mid-life crisis.  Eet has helped many an hombre Americano get through the travails of Thanksgiving weeth the in-laws.  Good luck to you, my son! **
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Post by: Mikaela on February 23, 2007, 05:58:38 pm
MONROE:

(( Blows nose and dries eyes))

** What's that I hear? "A mustachio ees just the thing for a mid-life crisis"?!? And here I am, quietly going through an extensive and shattering nervous breakdown, - totally unnoticed, very discreetly and all hush-hush. I might as well start the path to healing: Take the advice of the expertice and acquire the thing - right now. **


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/monroebart.jpg)

%% Hmmm.... well, would you look at that. But is it helping? %%
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Post by: Daniel on February 23, 2007, 11:43:50 pm
JACK:

((After a quick run down to the Sacred Relics Storage Chamber, Jack emerges with his new look.))

(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_2708.jpg)

**Well, don't know much about mid-life crisis, but this glue sure as hell stings.**
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Post by: Meryl on February 24, 2007, 12:16:21 am
MONROE:
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/monroebart.jpg)

%% Hmmm.... well, would you look at that. But is it helping? %%

HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypRufusCrop.jpg)

** Oh, yes, very nice! **


FAMOUS DEAD COMPOSER:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/verdi.jpg)

**Ma certo, signore, a very good move on your part! **


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Post by: Mikaela on February 25, 2007, 08:51:54 am
MONROE:

(( A bit dubious, still depressed:))

I don't know, signore Verdi, - somehow I don't feel it's helping all that much....

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/monroesnurrebart.jpg)

** Think I'll go sharpen my set of carving knives. I'm in the mood for knives, all of a sudden. **

(( Can't find knives anywhere ))

Alma-Angel, do you know what happened to all my especially-imported surgical-sharp designer carving knives?

((Listens to Alma's shouted response in surprise))

Seriously? You gave them all to Ennis? Both the old set and my new one? What on earth did you do that for?

(( Listens to response and grumbles a bit ))

One each as a gift from the girls, all right - but still, it seems way excessive! The man's hardly a chef, now is he? I seem to recall he mostly excists on beer and the occasional can o'beans!

((Decides that he must definitely have misheard Alma's next reply: What you might do with them knives in the house just now don't make for no food nor for happiness nohow.... ))

((Plaintively))

But Thanksigiving's coming up!? How am I gonna carve the turkey if I've got no proper knife at all? Did you think of that?
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Post by: coffeecat33 on February 26, 2007, 02:06:40 am
Salvatore Dali

A mustache can inspire great dreams!

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Post by: Mikaela on February 28, 2007, 06:39:38 pm
MONROE:


(( The last days of peace and quiet, of rest and contemplation has made MONROE a world of good. He's starting to look ahead optimistically again after his small mid-life crisis. ))

**Stacking bean crates at the SuperMarket for hours on end is *just* like meditation. And it provides effective physical exersice too. A combo that's great for the body, that boosts the spirit, and that's better than courmet cooking on the soul! **

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/lotsofbeans.jpg)

(( Ponders))

'%% Wonder if I should market this as a newly developed "wellbeing & workout" technique...... starting small, right here in Riverton, before going world-wide? It would even help me get the S-Market re-stocked for free! %%

(( Ponders some more, then turns to more immediate concerns ))

%% It's soon Thanksgiving. My first one as a proper, responsible Pater Familias! It's so important that I observe traditions, but..... I'm worried about the turkey.

((Studies his most recent gift from ALMA: ))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/knife3.jpg)

 ** Not that the new plastic cutlery isn't nifty, and functional, and trendy, and colorful, and .... mallable.... but it's just so..... wobbly! **

(( Sighs in near-exasperation ))

%% Well, I've still got some little time to figure it all out. Let me see if this can give me any ideas... %%

(( Grabs hold of Hamley's Carving Catalogue and starts leafing through it, pausing here and there to study a particularly fine item ))

Eureka!!!

(( Grins))

This will do the trick! Of course! Electrical carving is *obviously* the way to go in this day and age!!!!

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Post by: Daniel on March 02, 2007, 02:19:43 pm
JACK:

**Guess we're gettin' close to Thanksgivin' now... At least Ah think we are... Lureen's gone grocery shopping... and I'm startin' ta worry 'bout her cause she left two weeks ago.**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 03, 2007, 11:38:31 am
Unidentified lost and confused male driver

'Scuse me, can you all tell me whut direction this thread is goin'?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Bush-in-hat-in-truck-crawfo.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 03, 2007, 12:01:56 pm
Random potential audience members

We better get a move on for the marathon! We're going to camp in front of the theater this week so we can get good seats.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/stoppedtraffic.jpg)   (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/stoppedtraffic2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 03, 2007, 12:04:14 pm
Washcloth on dog's head

%% Hmm with that ol' warshrag out of the way, maybe I stand a chance with JBB!"

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/washcloth.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 03, 2007, 12:06:39 pm
Lureen

%% Good Golly - I cannot believe how expensive groceries are these days! %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/lureen.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on March 04, 2007, 03:41:33 pm
JACK:

**Guess we're gettin' close to Thanksgivin' now... At least Ah think we are... Lureen's gone grocery shopping... and I'm startin' ta worry 'bout her cause she left two weeks ago.**

LUREEN:

Ah'm gettin close now...closin' in on mah chosen turkey...I've been trackin that varmint thru the Upper Peninsula a Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnie-sota, the badlands a North Dakota, a corner a Montana, an way over here in eastern Wyomin!! That turkey's a goner now!! ((Raises shotgun, squints eyes, aims... ))

POW!!
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Post by: RouxB on March 05, 2007, 01:46:14 am
Poor Bobby is looking forward to some deeelish

(http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/ARP/ARP123/duckso_c.jpg)



stud duck soup
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 05, 2007, 04:11:54 pm
ALMA~

 Meanwhile Alma has bought tickets for a turkey raffle at the town hall. before the turkeys were raffled, they  put on a play for the ticket holders that they wrote themselves about the first Thanksgiving.

Oh My!  I thought these were suppose to be frozen turkeys!
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 06, 2007, 02:53:03 pm
Alma~

%%  Where is that husband of mine?   I can't believe he left me with everything to do myself!  Knowing I'm in a delicate condition right now!  I should of lied to him and said the mustache looked great. But I just couldn't!

 I hope he's back soon cause he invited his weird family over for Thanksgiving and Ennis is suppose to come too!


Alma hangs Monroes family portrait on the wall.  Stands back and looks at it.

Lord have Mercy!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Men20in20Hats.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on March 06, 2007, 04:10:59 pm
JACK:

((Armed only with a megaphone on the Childress Set, Jack yells north to Wyoming.))

**Ya havin' trouble with the turkey, hon? We can call out the national guard if ya need'em.**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 06, 2007, 08:47:28 pm
Unauthorized Actor

"Warning: Illegal Posting"

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/JakeCart.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on March 07, 2007, 08:34:46 am
((JBB, somewhere on a dusty road south of Wyoming...))

**Lube? Did I hear someone say LUBE??? Do ah hear the sweet song of Mr Twist callin' fer his JBB?**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 08, 2007, 12:58:49 am
A blur of yellow streaks by........

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Which%20Jake/buttpastecar.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 08, 2007, 01:04:15 am
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/peachbox.jpg) + (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/jakesass1.jpg) = (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/peach.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on March 08, 2007, 06:33:07 pm
JACK:

((Armed only with a megaphone on the Childress Set, Jack yells north to Wyoming.))

**Ya havin' trouble with the turkey, hon? We can call out the national guard if ya need'em.**

LUREEN: No Jack, I got it an' I'm high-tailin' it back to Texas now!! You wouldn't believe what I just saw--a yellow can of . . . sumpthun!! Redlining it past me on the freeway!! Whoo-eee!!
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Post by: Meryl on March 09, 2007, 12:04:15 am
MEMO to MISS LAUREL SPARTA from THE HIGH PRIESTESS:

The big Thanksgiving shoot is just hours away.  Do you have all your ducks in a row?


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/ducksrow.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on March 09, 2007, 12:13:46 am
BEST BOY:

Miz Sparta, is the snow smooth enuf now?? I been workin on it for four effin years!!

(http://athena.divshare.com/files/2007/02/13/124854/bigequipmt.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on March 09, 2007, 12:15:55 am

WORLD LEADER:

** Uhm, MISS SPARTA, would you come and take your star player off my nether parts hands, please? **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bush_turkey.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 09, 2007, 01:40:31 am
FOX NEWSROOM

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Post by: Arad-3 on March 09, 2007, 01:57:29 am
Don's Nuts~

Meanwhile crowds start to gather at Don's Nuts to watch the Marathon. Tullio, ( AKA Acoustic Man here at Bettermost) Does his best to entertain them while they wait.

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/3002.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on March 09, 2007, 02:15:01 am

PREHISTORIC CITIZEN OF WYOMING:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/dinoshake.gif)

** I love it!  Acoustic Man AND turkey with all the trimmins!! **
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 09, 2007, 02:41:33 am
Sarge Payne Ennis's foreman

After Acoustic mans rendition of "Annies Song" by John Denver,  Sarge Payne said he had to get up early in the morning. Another guest said they needed some air.

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/maxcnc.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 09, 2007, 02:56:52 am
News

Celabrations in honor of the Thanksgiving Marathon have started taking place in small towns across the nation!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/wong3.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on March 09, 2007, 06:53:20 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laura leans out from the production tower balcony and looks over the crowd of screaming fans, actors, and audience members. She quickly calls some of her assistants to help her surmise the situation.))

**My god, what do they all want..... The production to continue??? Yes, the show must go on.... You, make sure our choreographers are prepared, and I want the scene transitions to be seamless!!!!**

((Laurel reaches up and touches her aged face.))

**And you! I want a Caramel Cappuccino and more face cream!!**

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Post by: Daniel on March 09, 2007, 06:58:11 am
MEMO to MISS LAUREL SPARTA from THE HIGH PRIESTESS:

The big Thanksgiving shoot is just hours away.  Do you have all your ducks in a row?



LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel makes a general announcement to the assembly.))

**Yes, no doubt, all the ducks are in a row. Any ducks (or turkeys for that matter) not in their correct locations will be called to the negotiations office where they will be able to meet with our new contract negotiations officer. I have been lenient in the past, but we cannot delay much longer.**

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Post by: Daniel on March 09, 2007, 07:05:26 am
BEST BOY:

Miz Sparta, is the snow smooth enuf now?? I been workin on it for four effin years!!


LAUREL SPARTA:

((Irritated by this interruption at such an inopportune moment, Laurel rolls her eyes and yells through her megaphone.))

**Yes, yes, it looks fine. Now get down here and work on crowd control for this growing ensemble. The audience members are parking in all the wrong places!!**

((Laurel looks over the crowd once more, then takes her most trusted advisor and heads to the dungeons sanctuary.))

**Oh High Priestess, I humbly beseech you that all the scenes of this weekend will commence without failure so that I will not have to resort to releasing the Feared Ones before their just positions. All praises be! YEEHAW!**
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 09, 2007, 03:41:10 pm
Harry ( The killer) Cauk

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/turkey1.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/turkey3.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/turkey4.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 09, 2007, 03:43:58 pm
Harry (The Killer) Cauk

Harry has a vision.   

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/004_rooster_dj-5.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/004_rooster_djfr.jpg)

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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 09, 2007, 08:19:50 pm
Cissy Fuss

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/woman_sleeping_at_work.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 09, 2007, 08:58:12 pm
Blind turkey farmer
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Post by: Meryl on March 09, 2007, 11:27:57 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Irritated by this interruption at such an inopportune moment, Laurel rolls her eyes and yells through her megaphone.))

**Yes, yes, it looks fine. Now get down here and work on crowd control for this growing ensemble. The audience members are parking in all the wrong places!!**

((Laurel looks over the crowd once more, then takes her most trusted advisor and heads to the dungeons sanctuary.))

**Oh High Priestess, I humbly beseech you that all the scenes of this weekend will commence without failure so that I will not have to resort to releasing the Feared Ones before their just positions. All praises be! YEEHAW!**

HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkaSpotCrop.jpg)

%% Feared Ones?  WTF?  This gal is working on her Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown, methinks....%%


((Looking out at the ever-growing, restless mob chanting for the start of the promised entertainment, Meryl swings into action))

** I'm sending out my elite shock troops to get this mob under control.   PRIESTETTES, to the trenches, on the double! **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/batongirls.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on March 09, 2007, 11:50:57 pm


((Meanwhile, an old friend arrives in Wardrobe...))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/AssCrack.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 10, 2007, 01:03:57 am
Marathon watchers

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/private_parties.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on March 10, 2007, 01:08:39 am
LUREEN:

Bobby! Jack!! I'm home!!!
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 01:12:14 am
The audience is prepared to watch a feast for the eyes.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/3DAudience.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 01:13:32 am
READY WITH THE GONG TO ANNOUNCE THE START OF THE MARATHON

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/gong.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 10, 2007, 01:14:13 am
[partiers

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Post by: Brown Eyes on March 10, 2007, 01:17:24 am
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyGW2PfJFY3UBwwOjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ffie1n1/EXP=1173589814/**http%3A//solar-center.stanford.edu/images/bright-sunshine.jpg)


((The SUN arrives on set to bestow glad tidings and good wishes on the Marathon and looks forward to celebrating Turkey Day in Childress. ))


**The SUN has heard rumors that the MOON may drop in on the holiday proceedings in Riverton.**
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Post by: Front-Ranger on March 10, 2007, 01:19:12 am
LUREEN:

Woa, that sun is bright! Think I'll just put the turkey out in the sun to bake!! On second thought, ah better put it in the oven.
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Post by: Meryl on March 10, 2007, 01:19:40 am
JACK:

** Here we go! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/TwistTurkey.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on March 10, 2007, 01:24:48 am
LUREEN:

Yea, that was a short three hours but I got everthing cooked. Rocky Mountain oysters, ambrosia, and of course, the turkey!! Now, to get Jack here to serve the dang thing!! **Hope nobody notices all the buckshot in it!**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 01:33:20 am
Empress of Everything

%% Time to get ready for bed. Wait! Do I hear some activity below? %%

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Post by: Brown Eyes on March 10, 2007, 01:40:40 am
LUREEN:

Woa, that sun is bright! Think I'll just put the turkey out in the sun to bake!! On second thought, ah better put it in the oven.

SUN:

Well hello there Lureen!  Why thank you for noticing my brightness.  Yes, I thought I'd arrive on set with a showy entrance.  PLUS!  I thought I'd start practicing for my in this marathon as the hot, hot *Texas* sun!  But, now you inspire me!  I never considered before that I might be useful in helping you slave over the meal for *3 whole hours*  :o !!!  Let me know what I can do to help.  For now, I worked on baking a turkey!  I fear I may have only scourched it... you know, just blackened it.  I worry that the turkey on Jack's tray might be tooooo pale.  Wait til they taste my version of turkey!

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4C3Q_JFj28A6gqjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12h2o2aju/EXP=1173591351/**http%3A//cookshack.com/barbeque_guide/images/FriedTurkey_01.JPG)

Does this look over-done enough? 
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Post by: Meryl on March 10, 2007, 01:43:09 am
Empress of Everything

%% Time to get ready for bed. Wait! Do I hear some activity below? %%

TURKEY:

** WOW, and I thought I had some breast meat t'reckon with! **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/attack7.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 10, 2007, 01:45:35 am
Alma~

Meanwhile in Riverton, with the girls away for the afternoon,  Alma and Monroe are busy preparing their Thanksgiving dinner.   This will be the first time Alma meets Monroe's family and she wants everything perfect! (( Monroe's twin brothers Elvin and Melvin had allergies on their wedding day and couldn't attend!


%% I still have to get Monroe to shave that mustache before company comes. It makes his head look so big! %%

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Post by: Front-Ranger on March 10, 2007, 01:46:45 am
LUREEN:

Isn't that the way it always is? No one will come to the table when you call 'em!!

**Woa that bra shot reminds me of my early days. Oh to wear a front-closing bra agin!!**
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Post by: acoustic man on March 10, 2007, 01:46:45 am
Now here is some breast for you!
(http://www.screensaversplanet.com/img/t/turkeydance-l.gif)
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Post by: Brown Eyes on March 10, 2007, 01:48:39 am
SUN:  I experimented with frying a turkey... But, then I decided that the boiling oil wasn't hot enough.... Nowhere near as hot as me!

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4YRRfJFBlAAqCCjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=130q3gdju/EXP=1173591697/**http%3A//www.steppinoutmaine.com/archives/2005/nov_11/pix/Fried%2520Turkey.jpg)

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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 01:49:47 am
Empress of Everything

Is someone there?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/gina7.jpg)
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Post by: acoustic man on March 10, 2007, 01:50:30 am
Appparently the oil was hotter than they thought
(http://www.myclients.ca/mycampaign/temp/images/162/turkeyfryeronfire.jpg)
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Post by: Brown Eyes on March 10, 2007, 01:51:08 am
SUN:  I thought I might send this one on up to Riverton as my contribution to that Thanksgiving feast.  I prepared this one with my very own rays...


(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyGXJRfJFM4UBUD.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=120disjh8/EXP=1173591881/**http%3A//www.nsftools.com/misc/FriedTurkey.jpg)

What do y'all think?  Looks perfect to me!
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 10, 2007, 01:52:31 am
Partiers

Meanwhile the parties continue in Kansas

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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 01:52:36 am
emu

What kind of bird are you cooking!??

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/pissedemu.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 10, 2007, 01:54:39 am
Harry (the killer) Cauk

I hope it's these two Bozo's!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/004_rooster_djfr.jpg)
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Post by: Brown Eyes on March 10, 2007, 01:56:10 am
**Or maybe these...**

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyiFNQPJFtgkAS1OjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=144jlv458/EXP=1173590477/**http%3A//www.marzipanworld.com/Table%2520decorations/thanksgiving%2520turkey%2520table%2520decorations%2520jpg.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on March 10, 2007, 01:57:21 am
L. D. NEWSOME:

** Best let the Stud Duck do the carvin' around here! **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/wolverine.gif)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 01:59:31 am
Cher

**Singing, "A Cowboy's Work is Never Done"**

Ride, I used to jump my horse and ride
I had a six gun at my side
I was so handsome, women cried
And I got shot but never died

I could play, if I do every thing he'd say
Girls just seem to get in his way
Those days we weren't considered fun
A cowboy's work is never done

He was tough he was hard
But he was kind
But he was love, cause guys like him
Were hard to find

Ride, I like to ride again some day
A cowboy's work is never done

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/cher.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on March 10, 2007, 02:03:14 am
L. D. NEWSOME:

** Best let the Stud Duck do the carvin' around here! **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/wolverine.gif)

LUREEN:

Daddy?? Daddy!! **Gasp!**
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Post by: Brown Eyes on March 10, 2007, 02:05:48 am
SUN-

**Now, as some of you may know...  The parts of the SUN and the MOON are occasionally taken over by the Care Bears as understudies.  So, they wanted to be sure to send along warm and fuzzy Thanksgiving Wishes to Everyone!...  Even to good ol' Stud Duck himself.  Maybe the Care Bears will be able to help smooth out his grumpiness.**


(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyGbgSPJFSisANQGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12cn1c2ro/EXP=1173592672/**http%3A//img87.exs.cx/img87/6084/CareBearsThanksgiving.png)
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Post by: acoustic man on March 10, 2007, 02:06:18 am
I'll show you MR... this party is starting to get out of hand...OK guys time to take matters into our own hands... They want a party, we will give em a party. How do you like them apples buster.
(http://www1.hellocrazy.com/reserved/cards/200410131252370.uomoarrosto.gif)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 02:11:03 am
Television set in the Twist's living room on Thanksgiving Day

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/football-hug.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 02:12:38 am
Cissy Fuss

%% Good night! I can't believe I am still working with this bunch of CraZies! %%

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Post by: Meryl on March 10, 2007, 02:12:52 am
FAYETTE NEWSOME:

** Lands, L.D., quit foolin' and carve that thing afore we all starve t' death! **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/FayetteBird.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 10, 2007, 02:26:28 am
Sarge Payne, Ennis's foreman

Back at Don's Nuts ...After Acoustic mans rendition of "It don't come easy" By Ringo Starr, Sarge has to give another overwhelmed marathoner a ride home.

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/maxcnccdf.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 10, 2007, 02:31:08 am
Caught up in the moment marathoners

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Post by: Daniel on March 10, 2007, 10:40:55 am
JACK:

** Here we go! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/TwistTurkey.jpg)

JACK:

%% Geez, can't even wait til I'm here 'fore that priestess starts takin' over people's brains. 'slike a bad sci fi flick 'r sumthin'.%%

L. D. NEWSOME:

** Best let the Stud Duck do the carvin' around here! **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/wolverine.gif)

((Jack takes a look at those vicious claws knives that L.D.'s got sharpened already.))

**Wow, L.D., yer kinda cute.... I mean, uh.... yeah.... here, carve it then. Don't think I could take those knives from ya anyway, ya look kinda attached..... Not that I mind er anything, just sayin'.** ((Jack shrugs and sits back down.))

((Jack looks over at Bobby and Lureen with a surprised but tolerant glance.))
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Post by: Front-Ranger on March 10, 2007, 11:53:15 am
LUREEN:

Now you know why I had to have the car back by midnite!!

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Post by: Daniel on March 10, 2007, 11:56:16 am
JACK:

**Well, hell, if I had a man like that ta come back to, I'd be back by Midnite too.... You can retract those things, right, L.D.?**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 11:57:41 am
Alma, Jr.

**Anticipating her next big scene**

Catch a big fish, Daddy! Catch a real big fish!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/fishing.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on March 10, 2007, 12:01:35 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel takes a look at the stage/screen and shakes her head in misery.))

**I said seamless transitions, not senseless renditions.**
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Post by: Daniel on March 10, 2007, 12:10:13 pm
JACK:

((peers up at Laurel))

**Hey, lady, take it easy. Doin' the best we can down here.**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 12:12:52 pm
Alma, Jr.

%% I am so ashamed! Wrong scene, wrong line - I'll never be able to look anybody in the eye. %%

((sobs))

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Post by: Meryl on March 10, 2007, 12:13:37 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel takes a look at the stage/screen and shakes her head in misery.))

**I said seamless transitions, not senseless renditions.**


HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/lypsinkaCloseup.jpg)


** My advice is to chill, dahling.  We've a long way to go yet.  At least JACK is in da house at last, so there's a little bit of hope... **
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 12:17:48 pm
Cissy Fuss

OMFG - did everyone pick up the wrong script or what?

Please help me in my hour of stress, O High Priestess.
I'd bow down to you in supplication but I've got the worst freakin' headache - and it isn't even noon yet!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/stressedwomanGETTY_228x184.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on March 10, 2007, 12:21:22 pm
LAUREL

((Looking over at Cissy))

**You aren't the only one.**

(http://www.lepconnie.com/willow/pictures/pics/willow02.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on March 10, 2007, 12:49:26 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Slowly starting to come back to his senses, Guy tries to drag Lucise's unconscious body through the crowd of avid fans, cast members, and crew. He stops for a moment, sits down on the curb and rests.))

**Lucise, when you come back,... if you come back...., we need to talk about you losing some weight. Just a little. You know, in case this happens again or something.**
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Post by: Daniel on March 10, 2007, 12:59:50 pm
JACK:

((Jack peers over at the much younger looking L.D. than he remembered, and surprisingly attractive.))

%% Huh, musta been that surrogacy thing..... I sure ain't felt this way 'bout L.D. afore. Come on, come on. When's the argument start? %%
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Post by: Meryl on March 10, 2007, 01:07:20 pm

((BOBBY is fixated on the TV))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Bobbycartoon.gif)
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Post by: Daniel on March 10, 2007, 02:03:51 pm
JACK:

((Jack looks over at Bobby, then pointedly looks at Lureen, who is preoccupied with one of the side dishes.))

**Psst, hon. It's yer line.**

((Jack can't keep his eyes on Lureen for very long and finds his gaze redirected toward L.D.'s graceful display of manual dexterity as he carves and serves the turkey with.... claws. He's visibly quite impressed.))
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 10, 2007, 02:26:22 pm
Moorey and Molly

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/cows.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/cowsfde.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on March 10, 2007, 02:36:58 pm
Monroe

Meanwhile in Riverton, Monroe has  gone to pick up his beloved mother and twin brothers.

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/Batesign.jpg)

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Post by: LauraGigs on March 10, 2007, 03:19:48 pm
GRAVY:  AwYeah, Jack! Slather me on, cowboy!!

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/GoodGravy.gif)

Finally got my time to shine!  And a purty slick shine it is!!  Tell ya what — 'ol cousin JBB got nothin' on me!!  Wait'll he high-tails it here an' sees me in action!  Gotta keep the meat nice 'n wet ('specially seein how the burnin sun done cooked it . . .)
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Post by: Daniel on March 10, 2007, 03:40:17 pm
JACK:

((looks at the video clip-image thing.))

**What in the hell am I doin' with my other hand..... Oh wait, that's my belt buckle.**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 04:30:53 pm
Empress of Everything

**Taking ritual bath for the Day of Feast.**

Tra la la Tra la la

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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 04:35:43 pm
** Little does the Empress of Everything know there is a surprise waiting for her in the bedroom. **

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Post by: Front-Ranger on March 10, 2007, 05:12:49 pm
LUREEN:

Bobby, take yer eyes off those football players fer one second and eat yer dinner, uh, Fruit Loops!!  **I spent three hours cookin dinner and three weeks in Montana turkey huntin for this??**
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Post by: Pipedream on March 10, 2007, 05:37:44 pm
** Owl Olivia watches the Thanks Giving proceedings at the Twists' house with disgust... ** >:(

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/ThanksgivingKopie.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on March 10, 2007, 06:27:49 pm

HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/Lypsinkacrawford.jpg)

%% This is much more entertaining than I expected!  Between JACK's oscillating belt buckle, the EMPRESS's scrummy new boyfriend and the inspired casting of L.D., I just don't know where to look first! %%
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Post by: Meryl on March 10, 2007, 07:18:06 pm

L. D. NEWSOME:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/hugh-jackman04.jpg)

%% Whut the...!  Are my eyes deceivin' me, or is an owl settin' on the TV that pansy-ass about t'turn off the Big Game? %%
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Post by: Daniel on March 10, 2007, 07:38:14 pm
JACK:

((Jack reaches down and flips off the TV, turning around slowly.))

**He can eat first and -** ((GULP))  %%Damn, L.D.'s sexy when he's mad!%%

((Jack stops suddenly as L.D.'s face turns a little red.))
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Post by: Mikaela on March 10, 2007, 08:10:11 pm
Meanwhile, in Riverton:


A CERTAIN FAMILIAR TURKEY'S SAD DIRGELIKE LAMENT:

Theres a moon over Riverton tonight
I see faces as they gather round the table’s light
I’ve no choice but to throne in their midst:
Ol’ Monroe, his Alma, not-sad dad and kids
I hope that my taste will be strong
Though I worry the stuffing’s all wrong
Well, you’ll  na’more see me preen or hear me gobble, that’s gone:
It’s Thanksgivin’ here in Riverton.

It was some months ago that I became what I am
for Thanksgivin’ destined, a sweet innocent lamb
- I mean chick - but still you catch my drift
my quick growth rate soon proved a curse, no gift.
Now basting and sauce flavour my new-cooked meat
Since I’ve lost every feather, I’ve been glad of the heat!
Still, you’ll  never see me preen or hear me gobble, that’s gone:
It’s Thanksgivin’ here in Riverton.

I walked everyday to be fed, to grow fat:
All innocent and young, never suspecting that
I was destined for the axe this soon:
The focus for tradition by the harvest moon
How could  life be this way, when I dreamed of skies above
wishing for a richer life, - now I’m reduced to mere chow!

**sob-gobble-sob**

So no more you’ll  see me preen or hear me gobble, that’s gone:
It’s Thanksgivin’ here in Riverton.





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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 08:48:04 pm
Bobby's understudy

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/bobby2.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 08:51:01 pm
Empress of Everything bodyguard

Fear not, E of E, I will see that there is no fowl play tonight!


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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 08:53:28 pm
** Owl Olivia watches the Thanks Giving proceedings at the Twists' house with disgust... ** >:(

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/ThanksgivingKopie.jpg)

Hedwig

Who who who is that lovely lady!?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/snowyowl.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on March 10, 2007, 09:03:05 pm
Bobby's understudy

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/bobby2.jpg)


**I love how the Froot Loops are talking**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 10, 2007, 10:40:17 pm
Bobby's understudy

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/bobby1.jpg)

%% They expect me t' eat talkin' Froot Loops!? %%
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Post by: Meryl on March 10, 2007, 11:25:14 pm

L. D. NEWSOME:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/LDatTV.jpg)

** Hayl, we don't eat with our eyes.  You want your son to grow up t'be a man, don't y'daughter? **


((Turns the TV back on and looks directly at JACK))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/hughjackmanwolv.jpg)

** Boys should watch football. **
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Post by: Meryl on March 10, 2007, 11:44:54 pm

ANOTHER BOBBY UNDERSTUDY:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Bobbypuppetdog.jpg)

** Yay, gramps!  Today I am a man!  Heeheehee! **
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Post by: Meryl on March 11, 2007, 12:10:23 am

TAMMY FAYETTE NEWSOME:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/tammy_faye-1.jpg)

** Laws-a-mercy, L.D., how long does it take to get a slice o' turkey in this joint?  I'm about to waste away! **
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Post by: Meryl on March 11, 2007, 12:13:56 am

YET ANOTHER BOBBY UNDERSTUDY:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/alfred_e_neuman.jpg)

** Don't worry, Gramma, we'll be eatin' this food for the next four fuckin' years two weeks! **
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Post by: Front-Ranger on March 11, 2007, 12:46:53 am
LUREEN:

Daddy? Daddy!!

**Deja vu!!**

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Post by: Daniel on March 11, 2007, 01:13:11 am
JACK:

((Jack looks a little worried, but can't get over how hot L.D. looks in his leather jacket.))

**Well, I guess...... hey, whats this about growin' up to be a man? Real men.... they have courtesy!**

((Jack gets back up and heads back toward the T.V., wishing that he could implement his most recent invention idea which he called a remote control.))

**Now, L.D., honey. I'm gonna turn this T.V. off again, cause we're gonna finish our turkey day meals first, then we can watch the game.**

((Jack raises an eyebrow at Bobby, who starts to protest.))

**And whoever heard of a kid eatin' Froot Loops afore his meal. Eat the turkey that L.D.'s carvin fer ya. He went to a lotta trouble ta have those claws installed and I don' wanna see 'em go ta waste. And the whole meal took 3 hours for yer Mama to cook.**

((Jack looks up as Lureen taps him on the shoulder and whispers something in his ear.))

**Wow, really?... Okay, forty-five minutes with the new Sun-roaster.**
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Post by: Meryl on March 11, 2007, 01:25:16 am
STILL ANOTHER BOBBY WANNABE:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/BillyCrystal.jpg)

%% A new Sun-roaster?  Cool!  Wonder what it would do to a hamster.... %%
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Post by: Daniel on March 11, 2007, 01:28:52 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Feeling more and more like his old self.))

**Ladies and gentlemen of the audience, if I may have your attention for just a few moments to introduce this new extraordinary device that can do the same for you. Are you tired of slaving over a hot stove and oven hours on end, just to make the perfect Thanksgiving dinner? You can reduce your cooking time drastically with the new Sun-Roaster 2000.**

**It magnifies the sun's rays to the point of intense heat, hotter than anything you have in your stove or oven. And with the new timer we've installed in the latest model, you only have to Set it, then forget it. It will ring when the meat, vegetables, or bread has reached the perfect temperature, which you can set easily using the included Sun-Roaster 2000 Guide and Recipe Book.**

**Operators are standing by, so please place your orders today.**

**Un Ltd and its affiliates are not responsible for any damages or injuries relating to the misuse of the Sun-Roaster 2000. Failure to follow instructions may result in injury. Please read all instructions before operating any electrical device.**
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Post by: Meryl on March 11, 2007, 01:41:23 am
JACK:

**Now, L.D., honey. I'm gonna turn this T.V. off again, cause we're gonna finish our turkey day meals first, then we can watch the game.**

L. D. NEWSOME:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/WolverineAttack.jpg)

**Who you callin' "honey"?  Them's fightin' words, Rodeo!  Choose yer weapons! **
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Post by: Meryl on March 11, 2007, 01:48:09 am
FAYETTE NEWSOME:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/skull-fur.jpg)

** Oh lordy, I'm not gonna last much longer.... **
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Post by: Daniel on March 11, 2007, 02:02:26 am
JACK:

%% Did I really call him "honey"? Oh, guess I did. Oh well, no helpin' it now. %%

((Jack takes a deep breath as he looks up at L.D, with his razor sharp claws pointing straight at 'em. He doesn't have anything remotely dangerous nearby, and doubts that flickin' his belt buckle would impress anybody...... Still.....))

((Jack peers at L.D. for a moment, a combination of fear and anger crossing over his features. Then he jerks up from his chair with lightning speed and pointedly speaks to L.D, suddenly remembering many years ago the elocution lessons he had taken in High School as his required elective, afore he dropped out.))

**Sir, I do not see how you were offended by my recent title of endearment for you, but I will not fight you. Not here. Not ever. You are a guest in my house, and I do not tolerate rudeness. You have no command here over the rules of my household or of my children, and if you have any respect for either human decency or a man's responsibility towards his family and his household, you will desist this savage barbarism at once!**

((Jack wrinkles his nose in distaste.))

**It is apparent that you have a strong advantage in your selection of weaponry, but that is no excuse for intolerable behavior.**
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Post by: Meryl on March 11, 2007, 02:24:43 am

((After listening stone-faced to JACK's astonishing outburst of elocution, L. D. begins to show signs of an inner struggle.  He tries hard not to show it.))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/WolverineAngle.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on March 11, 2007, 02:29:34 am
JACK:

((Jack sits down uneasily, wary of L.D.'s prideful presence. He breathes a heavy sigh and thinks hard for a moment, trying to release all the mental energy he had to build up to do that.))

**Come on, L.D., we eatin' Turkey er what.... ya got the only carvin' knives in the house.  If ya don't wanna carve anymore, 'll be glad to do it seein' as how I'm host and all, but ya gotta bring yer dern hands closer so I can use 'em.**
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Post by: Meryl on March 11, 2007, 02:34:28 am

((LUREEN, BOBBY and FAYETTE look on in mingled astonishment and fear))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/astonishedwoman.jpg) (http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/astonishedboy.jpg) (http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/astonishedskull.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on March 11, 2007, 02:37:26 am

((Suddenly, without warning, L. D. assumes a subdominant position))


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/hugh_jackmanPosition.jpg)


((The contest of wills is over.  JACK has prevailed!))
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Post by: Daniel on March 11, 2007, 02:39:25 am
JACK:

((Gettin' worried bout LD now.))

**Stop crawlin' around on the floor, unless yer enjoyin it.... Come on. Let's finish this here meal then watch whats left of the game.**
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Post by: Meryl on March 11, 2007, 02:49:08 am
FAYETTE NEWSOME:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Fayetteskull.jpg)

** Praise be!  Serve me up some o' that white meat and a nice wing toot sweet, Jackie, afore I expire entire! **
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Post by: Daniel on March 11, 2007, 02:52:32 am
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel has been clinging to the edge of her seat during the past scene and breathes a sigh of relief as L.D. relinquishes control.))

**I swear, I'm gonna kill that boy.... Can't he stay on script? I need to find a stressfree work environment! And where is that beauty cream?**

(http://www.lepconnie.com/willow/articles/officialmagmarsh5.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on March 11, 2007, 03:05:09 am

HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkawithBryanBatt.gif)

** I'm exhausted, Alessandro!  Run me a bubble bath and order a late breakfast.  Tomorrow we've got to face yet another turkey, lord help us! **
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Post by: RouxB on March 11, 2007, 03:27:31 am



 O0
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Post by: RouxB on March 11, 2007, 03:33:05 am
Mama and Daddy, can we get cable internet? This dial-up business is for the birds.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/bobby1.jpg)

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Post by: Front-Ranger on March 11, 2007, 04:31:47 am
LUREEN:

No, not until they start havin football games on the Internet!! Tho yr daddy seems ta like it well enuf. He says the Internet is better'n goin to Mexico!! I wonder...husbands don't seem to wanna surf the Internet with their wives...
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Post by: Daniel on March 11, 2007, 01:16:02 pm
JACK:

**I jest don't think ye'd like the sites I visit, hon, that's all.**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 01:38:06 pm
Surrogate Monroe

(( Stands in front of the TV slack-jawed and wide-eyed. ))

I gotta get me one a those!!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/carvingknife.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 01:43:15 pm
Empress of Everything

I cannot BELIEVE I have been invited to Thanksgiving dinner at Alma and Monroe's house. I am a Diva - and I have the certificate to verify that. Where are the serving wenches and knaves? Where are the finger bowls? Most importantly, where is the pasta!?

%% How do I tactfully turn down this invitation? I want everyone to adore me, not abhor me. %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/gina_lollobrigida_02.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 01:55:00 pm
Proxy Ennis

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/EnnisonTDay.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 01:58:12 pm
Proxy Ennis

%% Think a all th' fun 'n frivolity I'll have there with Alma 'n Monroe. %%
(( Grabs the whiskey bottle and takes a slug. ))

**Ennis pictures what Thanksgiving could be like.**

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/TDay1.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on March 11, 2007, 02:03:28 pm
Quote
I wonder...husbands don't seem to wanna surf the Internet with their wives...
**I jest don't think ye'd like the sites I visit, hon, that's all.**

GRAVY:  Okay, so there's a little friction goin' on in Childress. . . I'm keepin' it as lubed up down here as I possibly can

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/Gravy2.jpg)

Unlike up in Riverton where things are lookin' a mite — uh, dry . . .

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/Dry.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on March 11, 2007, 02:20:12 pm
JACK:

**I jest don't think ye'd like the sites I visit, hon, that's all.**

LUREEN:
Hun, you don't know the half of it...I spend lo these many hours punchin numbers into an addin machine and thinking about the times I had with my Kappa Phi and barrel racing sisters!! There's just a mite bit too much testosterone around here for my taste, an it looks like we're headed for some antler-bashing!!
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Post by: Daniel on March 11, 2007, 02:42:31 pm
JACK:

**Been there, done that, moved on, wrote the book.**
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 03:22:27 pm
Riverton


(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/wong5.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 03:32:55 pm
Alma~
 
Meanwhile back in Riverton Alma nervously awaits the arrival of her new family. She has added the final touches to the meal and set a beautiful table.

%% Oh dear, I do hope that I meet with their approval.  Ive always wanted a mother in law that i could be close to.  I missed that with Ennis.  Poor Ennis grew up without a mother and father.  Not ever seeing my own.  I'm actually looking forward to meeting Enid and Melvin and Elvin.  They should be here any minute!%%
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 03:42:53 pm
Alma~

(( Alma hears a car pull up and rushes to the window))

Oh my!
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/bb4904sc-7.jpg)


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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 03:47:20 pm
Alma~

(( The door opens and in walks her new family))

%% Ooooh Myyyy! %%

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/47030-2lk-2.jpg)

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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 03:54:22 pm
Chi Chi

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/th-fcs_JY24_2_09.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 03:55:25 pm
Noxeema

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/wong5-1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 03:56:16 pm
Vida

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/wong5-2.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 04:05:55 pm
Alma~

Welcome to our house. Please come in a make yourselves at home!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/GULP-CHIKENLIVER.gif)

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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 04:13:55 pm
Alma`

(( Without a hello or any greeting Enid looks at Alma and asks))

My Monroe tells me that your ex husband is attending this dinner is that true?

Alma~

Yes Mother Enid, Ennis should be here any time!

Enid replies with

Hmmmm.

((Turns her nose up and walks into the living room followed by Elvin and Melvin))

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Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 04:34:54 pm
MONROE and ALMA's turkey:

** Well, I sure think I'm setting some kind of unbreakable record here..... I've been in the stove so long, my last drop of moisture is gone for good. I'll be the driest Thanksgivin' turkey since the dawn of time! I mean, since Cpt. Smith and Pocahontas pulled that first wishbone of my poor unfortunate predecessor (may he rest in peace) **
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Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 04:41:54 pm
STRESSED-OUT MONROE:


((Glares desperately into stove))

Hey! You hush up now! You're supposed to be the driest turkey there ever was! I just can't risk my family - or ALMA's violent gourmet-phobic ex - suspecting that I'm actually a magnificently skilled cook! They'd go berserk! Such things just aren't accepted here!  

((Wipes sweat from brow))

Now you be a good little bird and do your part here - be sure that everyone feels parched just by looking at you!

((Lookes around the kitchen))

** Now where's my new electric knife? I spent all last evening secretly unsharpening it so the turkey pieces will look ripped-to-tasteless-shreds when I cut the bird. **
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 04:42:52 pm
paula

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/paula_abdul492032.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 04:47:14 pm
Empress of Everything

Did someone mention the Twins? Well here they are, darling.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginasweater.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 04:48:09 pm
Alma ~

Ennis should be arriving anytime and then we can all be seated and enjoy our first Thanksgiving meal together

(( runs out of the living room and back into the kitchen))
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Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 04:50:16 pm
MONROE:

((Wipes more sweat from brow at the sight of the twins))

%% I'll soon be left as dry as that bird!! %%

Welcome, Your most exhalted Highness - and everyone else, twins and all! It's so good to see you!


%% I have no idea what's going on! I must have been sleepwalking through the last few days. %%

ALMAAAAAA!!
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 04:54:50 pm
Alma~

  Is that turkey ready yet?  Where's Ennis?  Don't look at me like that,  they're your family! Just tell me you were adopted, please tell me that!
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 04:55:57 pm
Proxy Ennis

%%I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go to Alma and Monroe's. But I HAVE to. I can do it. I can't fix it so I gotta stand it.%%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Heath_at_Siesta2.jpg)

((Reluctantly leaves bed and hurries to shower.))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 04:58:21 pm
Empress of Everything

Thank you for inviting me to your uh, humble abode.

%%Boy is it humble! I have to sit on a folding chair? Where's my throne when I need it?%%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginagown.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 05:01:24 pm
Empress of Everything

((Looks Alma up and down.))

%% Poor girl. She REALLY needs to visit Dame Edna's rejuvenating spa in Australia. She needs the full deluxe damaged-goods package.%%

Alma, darling, you are looking very uh, fetching in your homespun. And you are knocked up I see.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginagown.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 05:05:39 pm
MONROE:

(( Stress breeds protective impatience, in case y'all didn't know...))

You got a problem with that?
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 05:07:52 pm
Proxy Ennis

((Knocks on door then stands on threshold, unsure if he wants to go into the chaos or not.))

Mmm

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/EnnisatAlma.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 05:11:29 pm
MIKA THE MUSICAL MULE

(( Following right behind ))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/mikamulethanksg.jpg)

** And you'll get more conversation from me than from Ennis, if he stays true to form! **
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 05:13:44 pm
Alma~

Finally!  Thought for a minute that you weren't coming!   Ummmm!  Maybe you better say hi to the girls in the kitchen!
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 05:17:03 pm
Alma~

Ok everyone dinner's ready!!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2751.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 05:20:20 pm
MONROE:

Everyone, please be seated!

ALMA and I are delighted to have such an auspicious (or is that conspicuous? or suspicious?.... ) company present for this our first family Thanksgiving!




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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 05:21:04 pm
Alma~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2757.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 05:40:43 pm
MONROE:


Awww, mom, don't you know electric knives are all the rage among the really tough guys? Just trying to live up to your expectations, here!


(( Continues carving the bird. Decides more reasoning is probably needed to defend his choices to sceptical family members ))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/mermaid.jpg)

And anyways, it came with a free fountain! An opportunity not to be missed!  Look, there in the corner - if the turkey's a *tad* too well done, there's the incessant tinkling of water and moisture right here, to counteract any sense of dryness.

((Blathers on, nervously))

In fact, the piece is supposed to be a tribute to what men may find themselves when they go fishing.


(( Notices both ENNIS and ALMA glaring daggers at him ))

Uhm... uh......Did I say something wrong?

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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 05:42:19 pm
Alma~


(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/llllvc.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 05:43:49 pm
Alma~


(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2754-1.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/thumb_brokebackmtn_2754.jpg)
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Post by: Pipedream on March 11, 2007, 05:44:16 pm
*** Much needed commercial break!!! *** Much needed commercial break!!! *** Much needed commercial break!!!  :) ***

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/ColdTurkey2.jpg)


Getting sick of
eatin' the same
food for two fuckin'
weeks, huh?
So here's the
drink along with it.
Cheers!

 ;D

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Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 05:48:46 pm
MONROE:

(( Wisely shuts up, and keeps carving for dear life, gripping the knife as if tomorrow depended on it ))

%% There's such mounting tension in this room.... it's getting unbearable..... soon it'll be so thick I'll be able to cut THAT with this here knife! %%

(( Tiny dry turkey flakes fly like dust, coating the table ))

((Unwisely speaks up once more ))

A drop of whiskey, anyone?

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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 05:49:12 pm
Chi Chi


(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/th-fcs_JY24_2_09-1.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 05:51:33 pm
Alma~

Monroe I'll have a double straight up!  Oh Friiigggg! I forgot I'm  pregnant!
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 05:53:09 pm
Alma~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2757-1.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 05:56:43 pm
MONROE:

((Looks down on the half-carved turkey and the sight of it sets off a sudden vision: ))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/cher.jpg)

%% Oh my! Oh no!! The horror! That scares me !!! %%

(( Desperately commisserating with Chi-Chi:))

Guess we're all frightened by something.... The point is to somehow overcome our fears. We're getting the opportunity to try to do just that here, now wouldn't you say?


(( To ALMA: ))

Oh honey, this once will be OK I'm sure. We all need some stress relief. Here, I'll join you!!

(( Grabs bottle and starts pouring ))

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Post by: Pipedream on March 11, 2007, 05:58:39 pm

** In the meantime, Tony the turkey actor is assessing the situation... **
::)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Thanksgiving2-1.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 06:03:01 pm
MONROE:

(( Continues to denude Tony ))

Sure Alvin, glad you like the turkey! Here's some more for you! You just stuff yourself with that now!


%% How on earth can he even *chew* this sawdust? He's just so weird, he never fails to amaze me!%%

(( Downs more - MUCH more - whiskey to counteract sawdust thoughts, and family stress, and CHER visions, and all that mule braying from the kitchen ))
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 06:14:50 pm
Alma~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/llllvc-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 06:31:45 pm
MONROE:


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/MonroeThanksgiving.jpg)


(( Groans ))
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 06:33:36 pm
Marathoner

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/story_simon.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 06:37:33 pm
Enid to Simon

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/church_ladyhyt22bb.jpg)

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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 06:46:08 pm
proxy Ennis

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/EnnisJenny.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 06:50:15 pm
Elvin

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2758mk.jpg)

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Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 06:53:08 pm
Proxy Proxy ENNIS:


((Wanders in his mind from this event of horrible mayhem and dry turkey with stuffing, to a memory of loving peacefulness and sweet lamb with mint ))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/00000000000000000000000000000000Jac.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 06:53:44 pm
Elvin and Melvin

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2862-2.jpg)

Take your hat off in the house Elvin! Everyone is aware that your a cowboy now!
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 07:00:35 pm
The seven stages of Thanksgiving Dinner

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/chocolate.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 07:05:28 pm
MONROE:

((Hickups))


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/00000000000000000000000bull.jpg)

(( To the room in general: ))

Sure enough. Now that we're left with nothing more of dinner than a real sorry carcass, and with ma Enid here remindin' us so timely of Hell's eternal flames, we're in perfect mood for dessert!

(( Stares stupidly at mysteriously empty bottle ))

Alma, remind me what's for dessert?
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 07:10:56 pm
Empress of Everything

HEY! What's a gal gotta do t' get a DRINK aroun' here?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginadrink.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 07:15:23 pm
COMMERCIAL

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/camelad.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 07:18:40 pm
Faux Moon

%%It's gettin' on towards evenin'. Suppose I should think about comin' out. Where are those care bears when you need 'em?%%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/themoon.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 07:26:08 pm
MONROE:

(( Digs out another bottle ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/ColdTurkey2.jpg)

Dearesht Emphressshhh...... here you go! Some Satan's blood for you.... and one for each of the twinsshh too.... and one fer your host to keep you company!

(( Hiccups and gulps the drink down ))

Now why is Angel Alma taking sssuchhhs time with the desscchert?

(( Mellow mood descending ))

Look at that pretty, pretty, pretty moon!


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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 07:31:19 pm
Proxy Ennis

Hey Monroe, yer out a beer!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Adrunkbear.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 07:32:11 pm
Proxy Ennis

Mebbe you should call the Black & Blue Eagle bar... they deliver.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Black_Eagle.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 07:40:07 pm
ALMA~

Well Monroe now you have gotten yourself so intoxicated why don't you go sit in your favorite chair and  Ennis will help me clear the table.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 07:47:12 pm
Enid

Alma ...My Monroe never drank before.  Happy men don't drink dear

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/churchlady02.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 07:49:01 pm
Proxy Ennis

Whut - no dessert?

((Gets the evil eye from Alma.))

Al'right, al'right, I'm comin' t' help ya with the dishes.  ((sighs))

%% Guess the sooner we finish up the sooner I can leave this crazy place. This dinner was worse'n I thought it were gonna be. It can only get better the rest a the night - specially with that purty full moon. %%
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 07:50:02 pm
Enid~

Enid see's Ennis go into the kitchen and quietly follows

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2785gfre.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 07:53:54 pm
Alma~

(( now being in such a horrible mood after Enids remark joins Ennis in the kitchen))

Well what a day!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2782gf.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 07:59:14 pm
Alma~

((Slamming dishes around in the sink))

Ennis I'm pregnant and I craving fish. Would you happen to know somewhere where you can catch some nice brown trout? 
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 08:00:09 pm
MONROE:


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/MonroeThanksgiving2.jpg)


(( Stares grumpily at Enid, extremely peeved: ))

I'll have you know I'm the happiescht man alive! Or I was, before you all made thisch evening take off so schtrangely!


(( Meekly, to ALMA, although she's long since left the room: ))

Sure enough, Angel Honey dearesshht. I'm schorry. I'll go schit down and schober up. Thish hash been succh a horrible misshtake!

(( Hiccups ))

Pleasshe forgive me, Angel.  :-\

(( Sits down and shuts up ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 08:01:22 pm
Alma~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2773.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on March 11, 2007, 08:03:06 pm
GRAVY: Tell ya what, friend — cousin JBB or some other sloppy liquid-based (or basted) character better intervene right quick-like . . . 'cuz looks like we got us-selves some friction comin' down the pike!!
Whooo-wheee!

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/Gravy2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 08:03:20 pm
Phil Spector

Maybe you should put on some music, Alma. Music hath charms to serve the savage beast.

%% If she's not going to use the Dame Edna spa certificate, I wonder if she'd give it to me? %%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/PhilSpectorHair-sm.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on March 11, 2007, 08:05:32 pm
MIKA THE MUSICAL DUMBASS MULE:


(( Inspired by the MOON and the current mood, not to mention the general goings-on ))

You requested music? Sure enough, monsieur! Your wish is my command!


(( Braying Crooning softly: ))

Fly me to the moon
And let me play among the stars
Keep me tethered here, all ears,
away from seedy bars
In other words: Riverton…
Stay and watch as BAM plays on!
 
Fill us all with awe,
Our minds with shock and disbelief
This scene’s all we hoped for
it’s incredible! Good grief!
In other words, it’s too true:
Riverton Thanksgiving blues…...



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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 08:08:30 pm
Alma~


Yells from the kitchen

Phil just help yourself to the music..Monroe show him where the records are!!!

Alma gets back to Ennis

Ennis how come all those fishing trips you took you never brought us home any fish? You know how me and the girls love fish!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2776.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on March 11, 2007, 08:09:32 pm
Quote
Sure enough, Angel Honey dearesshht. I'm schorry. I'll go schit down and schober up. Thish hash been succh a horrible misshtake!

(( Hiccups ))

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/IrishYoga.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 08:11:07 pm
Phil Spector

((Pulls record from the stack and places it on the record player.))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/swingingmothers.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 08:12:22 pm
Alma~
hears the music and speaks over it

I put a note on the end of your line once Ennis. It said please bring us home some fish. Did you ever read that note Ennis?

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2810.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on March 11, 2007, 08:13:24 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Now back to him self completely, Guy has taken up residence in his office again, Lucise's unconscious body laying on the sofa in his waiting room.  The phone has been ringing off the hook the past hour or so.))

**....Yes, Mrs. Heddington, we can have 10,000 of those Electric Carvers in your warehouses by the end of March. I'll patch you through to our products department so you can fill out the order....** ((pushes a few buttons on the telephone and then picks up another line.)) **Hello, Guy Raphaelson speaking..... Is Mika going on tour? We're working on that. In the meantime her second CD "Mules get around" will feature her most recent chart-topping hits..... Yes, we can certainly accept pre-orders. I'll patch you through.** ((Taking a brief pause to breathe and take a sip of water, Guy leans back in his chair, the phone still ringing off the hook.))

**This is not a job for one man.**
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 08:17:35 pm
Cissy Fuss

**to Guy Raphaelson**

Tell me about it! The phone in my office is ringing off the hook, too. Everybody wants to talk to Ms. Director.

((Looks over at the inert form on Guy's sofa. Before she can decide if she should comment or not, the phone rings again.))

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/brothel.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on March 11, 2007, 08:19:48 pm
[Phil changes the record]

(http://www.musicmanmurray.com/recordplayers/mmm%20crossley/cr49ta_XL.jpg)

(http://www.d.umn.edu/~penrici/music/musicnotes.gif)Don't be confused 'bout my quest for romance
I'm still, I'm still Randall from the dance
Used to pack a little — now a lot in my pants
No matter where I go I know where I came from
(from the dance!)
Don't be fooled that I look straight at first glance
I'm still, I'm still Randall from the dance
I wanna get Twist's fist around my lance
No matter where I go I know where I came from
(from the dance!)

(http://www.d.umn.edu/~penrici/music/musicnotes.gif)
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Post by: acoustic man on March 11, 2007, 08:20:11 pm
(http://www.cosmicmilk.com/telemarketers.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 08:20:57 pm
Proxy Ennis

Uh... note? ...er, well that is - I think the fish ate it. Made good bait, Alma.
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Post by: acoustic man on March 11, 2007, 08:23:23 pm
(http://www.mindfully.org/GE/GE2/Salmon-Farming-Horror.GIF)
NOTE EATING FISH!
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 08:40:44 pm
Alma~


Fish ate the note??? Good one Ennis! The fact is is you didn't read the note cause that trip you were on you were in such a rush to get out of the door you forgot to take your tackle box!   If you don't believe me try reading  Reply  #3543!   Let me refresh your memory!

#3543
ALMA~

((Alma still sitting at the table waiting for Ennis's response))

Ennis,  I said they are hring down at the Electric Company! The pays real good.

(( looks around))

ENNIS...?   Where are you?   Ennis!   Ennis!

%% What the...? He left?  He just left like that?  He didn't even say goodbye this time!  Did I zone out again? Been doing that alot lately%%




(( Alma notices the tackle box still on the table))

%% He ran out so fast I didn't even get to remind him to take his tackle box!  Poor guy... now he will have to fish with his bear hands!!  LOL. Did I just say fish?   Fish, yeah... right!  Sure would of liked him to read my note though! %%
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 08:45:32 pm
Proxy Ennis

That don't mean nothin', Alma.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 08:46:29 pm
Alma~


You didn't go to fish on that there mountain did you Ennis?   You didn't need a tackle box did you?  Brokeback Mountain!  Jack Twist?  You mean Jack Nasty!!   Turn that damn music down!  Oh I'm sorry Milka I didn't realize you were singing!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2804.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 08:55:54 pm
Proxy Ennis

I'll tell you this just once. You don't know nothin' about it.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 09:00:38 pm
Proxy Ennis

You don't know nothin' 'bout Jack Twist. But for your information, his name is Jack Fuckin' Twist. Not Jack Nasty.

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0706.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 09:04:14 pm
Simon

Hey Ennis!    When your finished bloody lying  I'm outside waiting for ya!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/humbug_american-idol-simongf-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 09:05:56 pm
Simon

Hey Ennis!    When your finished bloody lying  I'm outside waiting for ya!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/humbug_american-idol-simongf-1.jpg)

Proxy Ennis

Who the fuck are you!?

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0707.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 09:12:01 pm
Alma``

forget him!  I'm singing to you!

Ennis and Jack
sitting in a tent
k-i-s-s-i-n-g  First comes love
then comes marriage
Then comes Ennis in
a baby carriage!

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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 09:19:48 pm
Proxy Ennis

Oh that's rich - comin' from someone who got knocked up FIVE MINUTES AFTER OUR DIVORCE!!

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0742.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 09:25:10 pm
Alma~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2839.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 09:28:10 pm
Proxy Ennis

GO AHEAD 'N FUCKIN' YELL!

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0746.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 09:29:17 pm
Proxy Ennis

I SAID GO AHEAD 'N YELL FOR MONROE!  I'LL MAKE HIM EAT THE FUCKIN' FLOOR !!

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0750.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 09:32:14 pm
Proxy Ennis

'N this is what your fuckin' is floor is gonna look like when I'm through makin' Monroe eat it!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/thefloor.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 09:35:54 pm
Marathoner

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/private_partiesfdr.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 09:43:39 pm
Alma~

You had better leave now! Before I sick my brother-n laws on you!!

%%  oh what was I thinking! %%



(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2862.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 09:45:13 pm
Enid~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2863.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 09:48:06 pm
Enid

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokebackmtn_2863-1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 09:51:14 pm
Proxy Ennis

**muttering to self**
g*ddamn son of a b%tchin' whoreson b@tch... stupid f#ck Ass mother-in-law and as for Alma....

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0754.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 09:53:08 pm
Alma Jr. and Jenny

Bye Daddy!

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0756.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 09:55:10 pm
Alma Jr. and Jenny

Jenny: Gee, Daddy left in kind of a hurry.

Alma Jr.: Yeah 'n what was Momma yellin' about some Nasty Fish? We had turkey fer dinner; what's she on about?

((Both girls shrug then go back to watching t.v.))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 09:56:14 pm
Proxy Ennis

#$>%% ... @*%+= ... son of a ...

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD2/601-900/BBM_cd2_0757.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 09:57:37 pm
Vida~

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/wong8ft.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/wong4.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 10:08:54 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/wong4.jpg)

Proxy Ennis

Lady - (that is if you ARE a lady... don't look right t' me) - looks like you're missin' something vida - I mean vital. And I ain't just talkin' about your car. Here's a quarter to use the phone. Now excuse me I got a date with myself to get good 'n drunk 'n have a dirty fight. ((tips hat)) Ma'am.
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 10:09:57 pm
Proxy Ennis

%%Maybe I should a asked that lady fer a date, even if she didn't look right.%%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/blackandblueeagle.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 10:11:39 pm
Proxy Ennis

%%Mebbe I should go see a movie after gettin' drunk. Wonder what's playin' at the cinema?%%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/cover_midnight_cowboy.gif)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 10:15:12 pm
Irate Truck Driver

Watch where yer goin' dumbass! @#% +&%#!!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/BBM_cd2_0765.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 10:16:20 pm
Proxy Ennis

Oh yeah Pig Head? Well get out a my way - I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/imwalkinghere.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 10:19:32 pm
Irate Truck Driver and Proxy Ennis

I'll show you - stompin' on m' truck - I'll stomp on you till there's nuthin' left but a grease spot. Take that 'n that 'n that

Ootch... ouch... oweee... uhhh... ooh eee...

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/stomping.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 10:42:53 pm
Soothing Interlude

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Mountain_Sunset___Copyright_C_Jim_B.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 10:43:43 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/MOUNTAIN_STREAM_WFL.jpg)

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/mountaingreen.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 10:51:27 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/bigfour-moon.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 11:06:43 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/night_sky_large_02.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 11:32:05 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Maxfield-Parrish-Ecstasy-.jpg) (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/stars.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 11, 2007, 11:36:11 pm

Good Night

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Blue_Moon_Fairy.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 11, 2007, 11:43:28 pm
Marathoners

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/private_partiesfdr-1.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on March 12, 2007, 12:06:27 am

HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/Lyplegs.jpg)

** Now, that's what I call a good two days' work!  Champagne all around, and a solemn YEEHAW to our cast and crew! **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/corkpopping.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 12, 2007, 10:40:07 am
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/chickenhawk_400_02.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on March 12, 2007, 02:18:11 pm
Need some gravy for that chickenhawk?
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/Gravy2.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on March 12, 2007, 04:33:07 pm
((Severely creased and with his tubing looking less than pristine, JBB rolls into ALMA's kitchen and surveys the scene...))

(http://joe.english.purdue.edu/sites/surviving/files/images/messy-kitchen.jpg)

**Sheeeit! Looks like ah missed the partaaay! Ah came as fast as ma lil' lid would take me!**

((Spots a familiar...er...face))

**GRAVY...F*CKIN'...BOAT!!! Whassup cuz?? I ain't laid ma lid on you since ah was a lil' sample tube and you was still in sachets!!**
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Post by: LauraGigs on March 13, 2007, 02:24:55 pm
J...f*ckin'...B...f*ckin'...B!! Am I ever bubblin' over with excitement to see you! Didn't think I'd hear from you again — thought you'd done rode off into the sunset. Heard you'd gotten a bit busted up on the old Riverton set, but you sure look in one piece to me!

I did my best to minimize the friction around these parts, but there's only so much a 'lil gravy can do, knowwhatImean, bud?
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Post by: Arad-3 on March 13, 2007, 07:37:38 pm
The Career girls

Having had a wonderful  and unexpected Thanksgiving weekend   Noxeema Vida and Chi-Chi ( in order) have to move on. Special thanks To Ennis taking the time out to fix their car before he got his head bashed in.  They send their thanks to all and plan on dropping in again to see their new friends!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/wong1.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on March 15, 2007, 08:56:01 am
J...f*ckin'...B...f*ckin'...B!! Am I ever bubblin' over with excitement to see you! Didn't think I'd hear from you again — thought you'd done rode off into the sunset. Heard you'd gotten a bit busted up on the old Riverton set, but you sure look in one piece to me!

I did my best to minimize the friction around these parts, but there's only so much a 'lil gravy can do, knowwhatImean, bud?

((JBB rolls towards GRAVY and they mix fluids for a few moments (it's the liquid equivalent of hugging mightily, y'know ;)), both surprised and delighted to have flowed into each other after all these years))

**Well cuz, ah was left high and dry by a wanderin' warshrag. Thought mah time on Brokenarse was over fer sure. That TERRY CLOTH, he...**

((JBB stops and swallows hard, choking back the creamy and highly emoliating tears that have suddenly sprung to his lid. After composing himself, he continues...))

**Ach, if ya can't fix it, ya gotta stand it. Know whut ah mean cuz? Goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation. A gravely upsetting situation. Ah had to get away to take stock. So whassup with you? Last ah heard you'd had some kinda bust-up with an OXO cube in Bristol...**

(http://www.tinshop.co.uk/pics/266c.jpg)

(http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Bisto_Gravy_Granules.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on March 15, 2007, 09:16:05 am
AUDIENCE MEMBER:

(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/296494/2/istockphoto_296494_agony.jpg)

**Arghhhh!! Stop him before I punish someone!!**
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Post by: Pipedream on March 15, 2007, 04:18:37 pm

** Having just finished the Thanks Giving scene at Monroe's place, Tony the turkey actor has gotten dressed again and gotten rid of those electric knife "injuries" (kudos to the make up department!!). He's more than pleased with his performance... **


(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/BAM/TurkeyKopie.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 15, 2007, 09:30:35 pm
Bjork

Excuse me, but I think that I am the feathered superstar around here!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/bjork.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 15, 2007, 09:40:38 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/intermission.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 15, 2007, 09:42:32 pm
My latest album is on sale in the lobby!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Mule280.jpg)  (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/PatsyMontana.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 15, 2007, 09:49:07 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/LobbyA.jpg)

http://www.filmack.com/products/ClassicLobbyA.htm
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 15, 2007, 10:02:44 pm
Mule
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/mule.jpg)

Donkey
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/donkey.jpg)

Ass
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/millionbush_george-bush.jpg)


Know the Difference!
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Post by: coffeecat33 on March 15, 2007, 10:03:56 pm
**The Empress of Everything and the High Priestess earn a little extra cash on the weekends.**

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/mud_wrestlers.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on March 18, 2007, 12:30:03 am
**The Empress of Everything and the High Priestess earn a little extra cash on the weekends.**

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/mud_wrestlers.jpg)

HIGH PRIESTESS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/HPEEcat_fight.jpg)

** Ah yes, reminds me of the good old days.... **
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Post by: Meryl on March 18, 2007, 12:58:35 am
((Meanwhile, Jack and Ennis have recovered from their respective 1977 Thanksgivings and are off together for some much-needed rest and relaxation))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/besidelake.jpg)

Proxy JACK:  ** Yeah, that L.D. was a real cut-up at dinner.  We had exceptionally good gravy this year, though....speakin' of which, I brought some extra butt cream.... **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/stream.jpg)

Proxy ENNIS: ** Yeah, well, that turkey at Alma's was so dry, we coulda used some gravy.  I think Monroe downed it all beforehand....he was sure enough sauced to the eyeballs... **

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Post by: Daniel on March 19, 2007, 09:35:53 am
JACK:

**That high priestess takin' over peoples' minds agin? I guess not, she put in the word "Proxy".**

((Jack turns back towards Ennis.))

**Anyway, apparently L.D.'d been cleaning his claws with gun oil afore he started carvin' on that ole turkey. Didn' all come off either. Everyone got food poisonin', 'ceptin' Bobby acourse... Couldn' get him ta eat any turkey, damn picky eater!... Ever since then, stomach's been just a little 'xtended..... Didn' hear you complainin' last night none either.**

(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_2890.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on March 24, 2007, 11:44:10 am
JACK:

((Jack looks around, surprised that Ennis is being so quiet, only to find that Ennis is gone!!!))

**Ennis? Ennis?!! This is no time to be playin' Hide and Seek... There's bears out here, and we know how well ya dance with 'em.**
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Post by: Meryl on March 31, 2007, 02:36:55 pm
**Anyway, apparently L.D.'d been cleaning his claws with gun oil afore he started carvin' on that ole turkey. Didn' all come off either. Everyone got food poisonin', 'ceptin' Bobby acourse... Couldn' get him ta eat any turkey, damn picky eater!...**

FAYETTE NEWSOME:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/long_neck_scrawny_sam.jpg)

** Gull dern it all, if I told L.D. once I told 'im a thousand times, don't polish them fingernails with Brylcreem mixed with Windex!  I knew it'd cause trouble.  Now we're all sick as dogs!   Only good thing is, I kin fit in my old prom dress again....**
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Post by: Mikaela on April 04, 2007, 03:41:26 pm
MONROE:


Goes all floaty-head spooky in response to Fayette's less-than-flattering new look:

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/monroespooky.jpg)

Booooh!!  ;) And Happy Easter!




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Post by: Daniel on April 04, 2007, 04:00:07 pm
Meanwhile, back at the production tower...

LAUREL:

**Alright, Ennis has vanished in the woods..... again, and this time we think the bear might have won. We need all parties involved in this one. Get the search teams ready. I will find that man, and we will finish this production, come hell or.... well, come hell anyway.**

((Laurel's assistants scramble away in the face of her wrath.))
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Post by: Front-Ranger on April 04, 2007, 04:09:05 pm
BEST BOY: ((hat in hand))

%%Hail, I know how to deal with people like this!! I'll just step in here%%

Hello, Miz Sparta...

(http://athena.divshare.com/files/2007/02/13/124853/aintgotnothin.jpg)

D'ya want me to lasso Mr. Ennis agin, Miz Sparta??
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Post by: moremojo on April 04, 2007, 04:22:35 pm
**Alright, Ennis has vanished in the woods..... again, and this time we think the bear might have won.
I assure you the bear is innocent...innocent, I tell ya!

Scott (once and future Brokeback Bear)
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Post by: Daniel on April 04, 2007, 04:23:39 pm
LAUREL:

**Absolutely, if you can find him. Lasso him, bring him to me, and we'll have another little chat.  That boy is more recalcitrant than a yacht of nuns.**
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Post by: Front-Ranger on April 04, 2007, 05:07:43 pm
Best Boy:

((Gives best puzzled look))

'Scuze me ma'am? I never heard tell of a ought-nine, but if you're lookin' for less recoil, you might try a 30-ought-six. But I don think we need to shoot im ma'am, I aim to lasso him real good so he caint get away, an he'll chat better if'n he aint injured or daid!

%%Boy this is one a them ball-breakin wimin, I can tell fer sure! I could teach her a thing or two if I had a inclination, which I don't!!%%
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Post by: Mikaela on April 04, 2007, 07:33:25 pm
MONROE:

((Comes slowly back to earth, and even more slowly regains his senses))

** I feel like a ghost, floating somewhere in the spheres beyond reality! With flashing lights and ugly spirits screaming! And unseeing eyes! And OH! OWW! Owwww! Seems I'm sporting the mother of all hangovers, too! **

(( Gulps painkillers by the truckload and looks around rather blearily ))

%% So......Thanksgivin's over then, and we all more or less survived? %%

((Heaves sigh of relief and whispers beseechingly:))


Alma, Angel, please let's agree to have a very quiet Christmas! Peaceful and still! No jingle bells jinglin' or merry ho-ho-ho's reverberating far and wide! No loud relatives bickerin' and hollerin'! I just can't take it! Please let there be blessed silence!!


(( Recovers some more and looks over at two very distraught girls ))

Come on now, girls. Please don't take on so! Even if your daddy *has* come on another bear, or an army of bears, he'll be OK. I'm sure he's fine! He'll just punch those bear lights out and keep right on going. And going. He's probably in Montana by now!


(( Regrets saying anything when this misplaced comfort attempt only causes the girls to cry harder - and louder. ))
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Post by: Meryl on April 05, 2007, 02:24:11 am
Deep within the recesses of the Sacred Relic Room:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Doors2.jpg)

The High Priestess consults her auguries.....


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/candlewithface.jpg)

**Can it be?  Can it be?  Ah, it must be so....the Force of Nature cannot lie.   The Mountain boils with demonic energy, the Wind combs the grass with a bestial drone.  Flickering broken-cloud light races before my Inner Eye.  I am tumbling slowly, slowly... in a headlong, irreversible fall....**

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypsinkaHorror.jpg)

((With a cry, the High Priestess falls to the floor, deep in trance, muttering strange prophecies....))

**And the Uni-Soul that forced Itself to become Two shall diverge yet again....the Day of the Ungainly Bird hath unleashed new turbulence of spirit.

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/bluehead.jpg)

The One Who Is Earth shall seek to conceal from his own Eye the Truth of his Being and shall fall down before a False Goddess....and she shall be known by the casting about of her tresses and her utterance of Wannadancewannadance....

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/Cassie3.jpg)


And the One Who Is Air shall discover himself ensnared of a sudden by Desire....A Dark Satyr shall appear when least expected, and he shall be led by a small Nymph endowed with the Gift of Gabbe.....


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/Malones.jpg)


And a beleaguered Condiment Purveyor shall go all floaty-head spooky.....

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/monroespooky.jpg)

at the vision of an emaciated Dog-Woman....

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/long_neck_scrawny_sam.jpg)

And the Consort of said Dog-Woman shall Find His True Self and commence an entirely new Life Path: **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/hughjackmanMaracas.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on April 07, 2007, 11:37:48 am
WELLIWONT~

Hello people, your wayward director has returned!  Sorry I had to leave without one little word about it, but I was on secret official business.  I have been moonlighting as a Jake Watch Agent, and at the end of January there was a break-in at JW headquarters, and following that Britpopbaby and Prophecy Girl were both kidnapped.  You must have seen the headlines?!!.


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/BPBstrashedoffice.jpg) (http://jakegyllenhaalwatch.blogspot.com/2007/01/umdo-you-guys-know-whats-going-on.html)

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/PG.jpg) (http://jakegyllenhaalwatch.blogspot.com/2007/01/intruder-alert.html)  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/BPB.jpg) (http://jakegyllenhaalwatch.blogspot.com/2007/01/initial-status-report.html)


It took us a month to track them down and rescue them, first Prophecy Girl, and then Britpopbaby.  They were in Mexico!!!  Can you believe that?!!!

Thank Jake they are both back safe and sound, and I am on a leave of absence from JW, and  I got a commendation!!  Oh one last thing, I had to change my name under the Witness Protection Programme, my new name is welliwont.  Oh well, I was getting kinda sick of the old name JakeTwist anyway, and now I don't have to pay any of my parking tickets!  Sweet!!

I am working on getting back up to speed ASAP, I only have last month’s posts left to read.  So maybe tonight or tomorrow I will post a new Call Sheet, if someone can tell me where we are in the show?
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Post by: Front-Ranger on April 07, 2007, 12:00:46 pm
~~Woo-hooo! The Director is in da house!!!

After the big marathon Thanksgiving blowout, we had a nice wacky interlude where JBB hooked up with gravy boat, the High Priestess and Empress of Everything tangled in the mud, and everyone went off on a bender due to somethin in the turkey. Turkeyethelene?? We had a very colorful intermission too, and now Ennis and Jack are together way up in the mountains reflectin upon the Thanksgiving fiascos. Oh, that Laurel Starkey is over her head, big-time, she'll be so happy to see you herding the cats sheep again!!

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Post by: Lynne on April 07, 2007, 12:31:17 pm
The One Who Is Earth shall seek to conceal from his own Eye the Truth of his Being and shall fall down before a False Goddess....and she shall be known by the casting about of her tresses and her utterance of Wannadancewannadance....

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/Cassie3.jpg)

**What has always impressed me most about the False Goddess is how she knows to look both ways.  Her mama raised her right!**

 :D 8)
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Post by: Lynne on April 07, 2007, 12:52:17 pm
Quote
And the One Who Is Air shall discover himself ensnared of a sudden by Desire....A Dark Satyr shall appear when least expected, and he shall be led by a small Nymph endowed with the Gift of Gabbe.....[/b]

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/Malones.jpg)

LASHAWN:

%%Why that is just so NICE for the High Priestess to acknowledge li'll ole me and say such kind things!  I bet I'm not supposed to know what she's up to, but there just ain't no secrets in a podunk town like Childress.  You want to know anything, all you need to do is to go to the hairdresser or the supermarket, plenty of people willing to talk about anything and everything, let me tell you!  Just think of li'll ole me leadin a dark satyr - what a hoot!  Randall is a dark satyr!  The first thing he'd do is get lost in the woods; I'm sure he doesn't know how to read a compass, Eagle Scout or not!  He was never really a scholar either.  Lord knows I had to push and prod him the whole time at A&M.  With me being Tri-Delt, we always had plenty of social events we just HAD to attend - It was so important for us to meet the right people, make the right connections, so we wouldn't end up in some nowhere town, but here we are anyhow!  It's funny how things work out.  Oh, well...the worst part is not having a Neiman Marcus...I'm going to have to drive into the city today to shop for a new Easter hat to wear on Sunday...I wish I had a girlfriend around here to shop with, but I haven't met anybody yet, being stuck out there on Roy Taylor's ranch day in and day out.  The silly ole Randall's been keeping himself busy weekends going fishing, doesn't even think to invite me, not like I'd actually bait a hook or anything gross like that, but it might be nice to sit and look at the lake, keep him company, and I could see to it he didn't get lost on the way back, he has no sense of direction whatsoever, I swear....%%
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Post by: Daniel on April 10, 2007, 12:37:26 am
BLUE CARNATION FLORAL ARRANGEMENT:

%% Wish she'd learn ta talk without widenin' her jaw as far as she can. Gettin' sprayed down here.%%
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Post by: welliwont on April 12, 2007, 04:32:51 am
WELLIWONT:

**Hello everybody, I am back finally, I just got caught up to where we are now in the show.  I can tell you that there are only 12 scenes left in the production, and the next four scenes are coming right up.  If I'm not around as much as I used to be it's because I'm busy preparing for my scene, learning my lines.  Y'see, in the next-to-last scene of the show I will be pulling double duty as director and as one of the characters.  I landed the part of John C. Twist Sr. way back at the beginning of this run, long before I was ever hired on as Continuity Director, Casting Director, and then finally Director.

So ever'body hang on to your seats, the ride is almost over.  The lease on this theatre expires on our one-year anniversary which is June 19th, so with any luck we can wrap this up before that day arrives.

The next Call Sheet is coming right up!**
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Post by: welliwont on April 12, 2007, 05:18:14 am
CALL SHEET

==THE NEXT SCENES ARE:

          SCENE # 58 – MAYBE YOU SHOULD MOVE TO TEXAS
          SCENE # 59 – CASSIE CATCHES ENNIS
          SCENE # 60 – JACK MEETS RANDALL
          SCENE # 61 – ENNIS, CASSIE & ALMA JR. ON A DATE



THE FOLLOWING CREW MEMBERS ARE NEEDED ON SET:
High Priestess - Meryl
Props Magician - Anke
Empress of Everyting - Leslie
Laurel Sparta - Daniel
Best Boy - Lee
Cissy Fuss, Assistant to the 2nd Unit Assistant Director - Leslie



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Jack - Daniel
Ennis -
Cassie - Kelda
Lureen - Lee
LaShawn - Lynne
Randall -
Alma Jr -


THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS:
Jack's Body Butter - Nicky
Phantom of the Film - Daniel
Guy Raphaelson - Daniel
any and all other BetterMostians who care to jump in ==
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Post by: Daniel on April 14, 2007, 04:41:29 pm
Meanwhile, in the production tower, Laurel has become more agitated by the disappearance of Ennis.

(http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/films/tt0096446/32839.jpg)

LAUREL:

**What's the hold up here? Has anyone called the mafia or any other criminal organizations that are actually capable of finding someone? We're losing money on a daily basis while filming stops.**
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Post by: Daniel on April 14, 2007, 08:45:31 pm
JACK:

**Umm, ma'am. I got a confession ta make. Never memorized no lines, been ad-libin' the whole thing so far. Umm, I'm waitin' for the Closed Captionin' prompters to catch up with the action so I know what ta say next.**
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Post by: Daniel on April 15, 2007, 11:29:34 pm
JACK:

((Jack starts grumbling to himself.))

**Ya know, I'm startin' ta think this Ennis just don't like bein' around me none. He's never really available, always workin' or rushin' off ta be somewhere else, like now. He seems ta have run off again, mid-conversation even.**

((Sits down on the ground and takes off his boots.  He looks at the Audience.))

(http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/albums/movies/brokeback/part5/brokebackmtn_2913.jpg)

**I can't believe I'm doin' this for you folks... Anything fer entertainment, I guess.**

((Jack strips off one of his socks, and in a few moments procures a formidable Ennis-look alike.))

(http://images.43things.com/entry/162084pw150.jpg)

((Jack admires his handiwork for a moment then looks back at the Audience.))

**I knew this was comin' someday. I just knew it.**
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Post by: welliwont on April 16, 2007, 02:49:12 pm

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/besidelake.jpg)

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/stream.jpg)


STAND-IN ENNIS~

%%my dream come true!  I always wanted to get a speaking part in a real show, what a lucky break!   ;D   I sure hope nobody answers the Casting Call for Ennis # 6.  I am gonna tear down all those adverts as soon as this scene is over.%%

((flips the pages of the script and whispers Ennis' next line one more time before tucking the tattered script into his jeans.  Glides onto the stage over to stage right, beside the fake river; crouches down, picks up blue speckled enamelware coffee pot))

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/brokebackmtn_2902.jpg)

**From the Screenplay, page 71:**

ENNIS
High-class entertainment.


%%phew!!  I did it!  Sure as hell ain't my fault that Daniel is not following the script; he shoulda said  the line before mine: 

JACK
All I'm sayin' is, what's the point to
makin' it?  If the taxes don't get it, the
inflation eats it all up.  You should see
Lureen, punchin' numbers into her adding
machine, huntin' for extra zeros, her
eyes gettin' smaller and smaller, it's
like watchin' a rabbit tryin' to squeeze
into a snakehole with a coyote on it's
tail.

....What-ever...  thinks he's too Goddam special......  %%
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Post by: Daniel on April 16, 2007, 03:48:18 pm
JACK:

((grins over at Ennis, who has suddenly reappeared))

**So you like the sock puppet, huh?**

((Jack looks at the puppet again.))

**Well. Don' know if I'd call it high class, but it's some kind of entertainment, fer what its worth.**
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Post by: welliwont on April 16, 2007, 04:01:47 pm
**.... fer what its worth.**

STAND-IN ENNIS~

((finally  a line I can reply to!))

**Still page 71 from the Screenplay:**

Lureen.  You and her, it's normal and all?

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/brokebackmtn_2909.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on April 16, 2007, 04:09:27 pm
JACK:

**Normal? Hell, don't know what ya call normal. She's off huntin' half the time when she ain't figgerin' numbers. 'parently she goes after big game from time ta time, knows what she wants...**

((Jack reaches into his truck and pulls out a bottle of whiskey, takes a swig.))

**And she's spoilin' our kid... which I guess a lot of mamas do, but still it's kinda odd if ya ask me. Well, if she can teack Bobby ta use a gun... may be some hope fer the boy yet.  But if Lureen'n me 'r normal, I'm guessin' that L.D. and Fayette are off the wall. L.D.'s got metal claws imbedded in his fingers and Fayette's wastin' away last I seen her... so not sure they're normal, that's fer sure.**
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Post by: welliwont on April 16, 2007, 04:35:29 pm
STAND-IN ENNIS~

%%what in Jake's name is he doing??  I can't foller this existential abstract stream-of-conscienceness jibber-jabber!!  Hell I don't even know if I can spell it!  What
do I say now??  ???  .....well I guess I gotta just stick to the script, cain't go too far wrong
with that....hmmmm....%%

**Screenplay, page 71:**

You ever get the feelin’, I don’t know,
when you’re in town, and someone looks at
you, suspicious…like he knows.  And then
you get out on the pavement, and
everyone, lookin’ at you, and maybe they
all know too?


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/SweetLifeForCowboys.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on April 16, 2007, 05:19:37 pm
DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

%%This is the hardest part of this job, but I gotta do it. :-\%%

Hello-ooo, Stand-In Ennis, could I have a word with you?  It’s ok, you can step away from the stage, Daniel is in his trailer at the moment…

It’s been great having you, even though you cain’t really act worth a damn, now I’m gonna have to bump you back down to your old position as Stand-In Ennis, minus the speaking part that is….  But thanks for helping us out of this pinch we were in....

((shuffles feet uncomfortably))

We emmm, just got ourselves a new Ennis, she will be here tonight.  So, uhmmm, thanks, I guess….

%%Damn I hate doin’ this, Schamus got no right to make me do this.%%
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Post by: Daniel on April 16, 2007, 07:53:07 pm
JACK:

((Jack freshens up his makeup quickly than runs back out to the campsite. His stache was startin' ta peel off. He looks over at Ennis knowingly. His smile is a little less apparent now.))

**Don't sound like yer livin' a normal life yerself.... why don't ya get out of Dodge, head down with me ta Texas. Could prolly find ya a place easy.**

((Jack hesitates with a hopeful look on his face.))

**Wouldn't mind puttin' ya up if Lureen don't mind. She's probably off huntin' now anyways. Big game season, I reckon. She don't quite get fishin'.**
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 16, 2007, 09:32:54 pm
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.... why don't ya get out of Dodge, head down with me ta Texas.

ENNIS:  %%Texas?%%

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/DeLoTruck.jpg)


**Texas?**

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/CatGun.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 16, 2007, 09:34:04 pm
ENNIS: TEXAS??

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/TXPoster.gif)
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 16, 2007, 09:57:28 pm
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/ETX.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 16, 2007, 10:08:25 pm
ENNIS:  . . . and maybe you'll convince Alma to let you and Lureen adopt my girls, and then we could all live together herdin' sheep, and it'll just rain money from L.D. Newsome, and whiskey'll flow in the streams and . . .  and . . . pigs'll fly!!


** Oh SHEEit, done summoned the flyin' pigs again!! **

(http://static.flickr.com/54/117398790_a6970dd0cc_m.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 16, 2007, 10:34:46 pm
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/HeathFlyPig.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on April 16, 2007, 11:30:50 pm
JACK:

**Well hell, Ennis. Texas ain't too bad. It's close to the border, we can get away from it all once in a while. But if yer gonna insist on pigs flyin', well I'm not too sure I can do anything about that. Once saw a pumpkin chunkin' contest, but I think pigs would be a damn mess.**

((Angry at Ennis's anger.))

**Ah, just forget it. Ya never listen ta ma ideas anyway.**
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Post by: Daniel on April 17, 2007, 06:00:45 pm
JACK:

((As a couple (flock/gaggle/herd?) of flying pigs lands a few feet behind Ennis, Jack stops dead in his tracks.))

**Well whattaya know? Well I done seen 'bout everything, but I never seen no pig fly.... reckon we can start lookin' for that whiskey stream now?**

((Jack holds up his sockpocket.))

(http://images.43things.com/entry/162084pw150.jpg)

Think Ennis here is gettin' a little thirsty. ((Grin.))
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 19, 2007, 12:44:05 am
This lil' piggy went to Market...

(http://www.4to40.com/images/poems/thislittlepig/little_pig.gif)
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 19, 2007, 12:44:49 am
This lil' piggy stayed home...

(http://www.chrisrose-artist.co.uk/prints/pigWagtail70.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 19, 2007, 12:45:48 am
This lil' piggy had roast beef...

(http://203.86.194.7/Images/signs/RoastBeef.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 19, 2007, 12:47:28 am
And THIS lil' piggy done dropped Ennis off at the Wolf Ear Saloon!

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/HeathFlyPigWolf2.gif)
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Post by: Meryl on April 19, 2007, 12:56:39 am

AUDIENCE MEMBER:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/laughingman.jpg)

**That Ennis is such a cut-up!  I love that guy!**
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 19, 2007, 12:59:09 am
%%Well I guess that was one way to end a campin' trip without a buncha blubberin' on Jack's part. How'm I gonna get a ride home from here though?%%

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/WolfEar2.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 19, 2007, 01:04:24 am
%%Dang high-flyin' pigs droppin' me in through the ceilin' like this... my ass is sore for all the wrong reasons. Better go to the mens' room an' check it out.

(My own ass, that is...)
%%

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/WolfEar3.jpg)
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Post by: Kelda on April 19, 2007, 03:46:52 am
CASSIE:

((Cassie sidles up to Ennis))

(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1146591/photo_20.jpg)

*Just 'bout to finish ma shift - just gotta give in this last order....Once I'm finished.....Wanna shimmy, Jimmy?*
((Cassie looks embarrassed when Ennis turns around))

*Oh god, you look just like my first love Jim - I'm sorry for disturbing ya.....

Ah heck! - I'm gagging for it. Dance with me!?*
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Post by: saucycobblers on April 19, 2007, 08:04:47 am
%%Dang high-flyin' pigs droppin' me in through the ceilin' like this... my ass is sore for all the wrong reasons. Better go to the mens' room an' check it out.


JBB:

**Wooohooo! Did i hear someone say sumthin' bout a sore ass??

Mr Del Mar, let ol' JBB attend ta that for ya...

...while ahm about it ah cud just squirt a little on the floor an' send that flicky-haired sort a-flyin'? If she's troublin' ya that is...**


((JBB looks at Ennis hopefully))

(http://www.petfooddirect.com/store/images/prod/61051012_lg.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 19, 2007, 06:59:25 pm
ENNIS (deer-in-the-uhh, headlights confused by all the sudden attention):

%% Sheeit, what ta do now?  'Tween the JBB an' the gag reference, feels like I'm back in the mountains with Jack!  (Only with ta-tas starin' me in the face...)

What now, hunh?  Think, cowboy — think!! %%

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/CassieScene2.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on April 19, 2007, 10:41:24 pm
BEST BOY:

Hey, cowboy! Don't get your head messed up about it! In fact, fuggeddaboutit! Just turn your sore ass around, get outa there, hop in yer truck, and head out to Brokenback Mountain with me!!

You can take it from me for dam sure...you think you might haveta put blocks to a gal, and she'll end up putting the blocks on you! Let it be, FRiend! Let it be!


(http://athena.divshare.com/athena2/files/2007/04/19/437102/JackTruck2.jpg)
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Post by: Kelda on April 20, 2007, 08:21:12 am
CASSIE:

*well.. we gonna dance or what?

I'm Cassie; Cassie Cartwright*
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Post by: saucycobblers on April 20, 2007, 08:57:55 am
((JBB squirts a coupla fluid ounces near CASSIE's right foot...))
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Post by: Kelda on April 20, 2007, 10:29:38 am
CASSIE:

*arrrggghhhhhh*

(Cassie slips and falls on JBB's deposit...)

*Where is Jimmy whern I need him... he was a DOCTOR you know!!

I fell in love with him while I was a nursing assistant..

(http://www.erheadquarters.com/images/cast/lkovac/luka13.JPG)

(http://www.erheadquarters.com/images/cast/staggart/taggart13.JPG)

I still do that part time - but this gig has better tips...

I either want to be a nurse.... or a veterinary nurse... I'm good with animals too!

(http://www.geocities.com/velmadinkley_86/Velma_Banner.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on April 20, 2007, 05:56:13 pm
CASSIE:

*well.. we gonna dance or what?

I'm Cassie; Cassie Cartwright*
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 21, 2007, 01:30:35 pm
ENNIS:  %%  Ah well, guess ah'm stuck with what ah got here . . . .  %%

**  Ennis.  Del Mar.  (Thanks there anyway for tryin, JBB . . . )  **

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/DANCE.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on April 21, 2007, 02:44:39 pm
Bar Patrons

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/hut.jpg)
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/d_dancing.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/dirty_dancing_1.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/riverdance.jpg)

We can't keep up with them!
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/crazy_rhythm.jpg)
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/tony_and_stephanie.jpg)

Forget it! That cowboy is just too good!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/dance_floor.jpg)
Man!  Look at him go!
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/DANCE.jpg)




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Post by: Arad-3 on April 21, 2007, 06:47:27 pm
competitors

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/lovakat.jpg)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on April 22, 2007, 11:57:02 am
A few more characters get into the (dance) act

Shiva: six-armed goddess

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/shiva.jpg)

Hawaiian cowboy

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/hawaiiancowboy.jpg)

Arnie: Lord of the Dance

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/LordArnieofthedance.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on April 22, 2007, 04:56:23 pm

HIGH PRIESTESS:

** It's too infectious! I must join in! **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/Lypsinkashowgirl.jpg)
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Post by: saucycobblers on April 22, 2007, 05:26:55 pm
((Remembering the immortal words of Gloria Estefan, the rhythm does indeed get JBB. He rolls happily around the dancefloor, leaving creamy trails behind him and chaos in his wake...))

RANDOM BAR PATRON:

**Whoopsie daisy!**
(http://www.yogabhava.com/picts/yoga-pose-ishwari-150.jpg)

MADONNA:

**Goddammit JBB!!
(http://www.kikoosland.com/images/MADONNA_CONFESSIONS%20ON%20A%20DANCEFLOOR.jpg)
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Post by: Meryl on April 22, 2007, 05:47:41 pm

**  WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! **


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/barfight.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on April 23, 2007, 02:24:05 am

**Whoa, watch out, they're careening all over the place!**


(http://ken_ashford.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sharksjets.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on April 23, 2007, 02:28:41 am

((Dancers catch each other...))


(http://www.danceinsider.com/images/Pilobolus_John_Kane.jpg)


(http://www.voiceofdance.com/hpimage/pilob_angerweb.jpg)


(http://www.artsjournal.com/herman/archives/DAYTWO.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on April 23, 2007, 02:32:21 am

%% You're real Thinkers there, Pilobolus. What're we gonna do now? %%


(http://www.bucknell.edu/images/Depts/Communication/PilobolusThinker.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on April 23, 2007, 02:35:39 am

((And then a dignified calm descends, as one young dancer takes the floor...))



[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyrJANFJKec[/youtube]


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Post by: saucycobblers on April 23, 2007, 07:35:24 am
AUDIENCE MEMBERS (watching via satellite link up to Hyde Park, London):

CISSIE:

**Oooooooo Ada, who is it? Who is it? I forgot to bring me opera glasses.**

ADA:

**Who the hell cares? I wanna know when them lovely young boys are gonna get nekkid again!**

(http://www.cwrl.utexas.edu/~bump/E603/web04/Thida/p2/old%20ladies.JPG)
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Post by: Arad-3 on April 23, 2007, 12:26:03 pm
After watching the young Knight step things up Johnny Castle could'nt take much more.

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/1067718969dirty2.jpg)


NO Johnny, no we can't! 

Don't worry Baby we can still do it!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/dirtydancinghg.jpg)
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/dirtygrt.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on April 23, 2007, 12:30:43 pm
Johnny steps on something slippery on the dance floor!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/slipsandfalls.jpg)

Wheres Baby?

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/slippreventionphoto.jpg)
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Post by: Arad-3 on April 23, 2007, 12:40:14 pm
Oh Oh!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/r1733813756.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 23, 2007, 07:49:34 pm
((  Daunted by formidable dancing from competitors, Ennis breaks out the big guns:


The Hitchhiker's Shuffle
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/OutOfTruck.gif)

and the Pup-Tent Spin  ))
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/SnowDance.gif)
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Post by: Arad-3 on April 23, 2007, 09:53:22 pm
Even Kevin Bacon struggled to keep up with Ennis's" Hitchhikers Shuffle"  But was no match for Ennis when he turned his "Pup Tent Spin" on against him

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/footloose.jpg)

I give up man!  He's in a league of his own!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/FootlooseGallery1.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on April 24, 2007, 02:00:43 am
AUDIENCE MEMBER wonders

%% Doesn't anybody ever partner dance anymore? %%



(http://www.heathersanimations.com/animals/anm14b.gif)
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 24, 2007, 02:37:33 am
ENNIS: **  Awright. Now that I've done put Kevin an that Swayze fella in their places, I reckon we can sit down now. Hunh?  **

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/PostDance2.jpg)
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Post by: Kelda on April 24, 2007, 03:53:02 am
CASSIE:

*You're off the hook; my feet hurt. I'll just swap shoes*

(Puts these on)

(http://www.slippersdirect.co.uk/items_images/1163542054puppy%20side.JPG)

*ahhhh! thats better!*
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Post by: LauraGigs on April 24, 2007, 01:53:11 pm
ENNIS:  **  Hunh. Looks like a good idea.  **


((  Puts these on  ))

(http://girtby.net/images/sheep-slippers.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on April 24, 2007, 03:43:39 pm
A total non sequitur, iffen that's possible:

Can anyone tell what these are?


(http://www.tinypineapple.com/kate/FreudianSlippers.jpg)

Look down for the answer





















































Freudian Slippers!



** rim shot! **
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Post by: Ellemeno on April 24, 2007, 03:50:33 pm


A young woman walks into the bar.

** Slippers? **




(http://bilder.vgb.no/2848/img_43b115d91901f.jpg)

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Post by: LauraGigs on April 25, 2007, 12:42:25 pm
ENNIS:  %%  WTF is she doin here?  %%


**   You know I ain't . . .     a friend of Dorothy!   **

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/IAint.jpg)
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Post by: Kelda on April 29, 2007, 06:31:17 am
CASSIE:

*Well I AM a friend of Dorothy - we were room mates for a little while, but then there was this big storm and she dissapeared for a while.. but she's back oh yipee she's back!*

Dot, are you okay? You want a foor rub??*
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Post by: Arad-3 on April 29, 2007, 11:56:00 am
Competiters

Somebody mention foot rubs?

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/feet.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/pocahontas-sexy-feet.jpg)

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/dirtyfeetcrop.jpg)

Baby

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/brokenleg-1.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on April 29, 2007, 04:30:54 pm


~ End of Scene 59 ~


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20on%20BetterMost/clapping2.gif)
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Post by: Pipedream on April 29, 2007, 04:53:49 pm
(http://www.susannealbers.de/smilies/applaus.gif) (http://www.susannealbers.de/smilies/argue01.gif)(http://www.susannealbers.de/smilies/c011m.gif)
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Post by: welliwont on April 29, 2007, 05:20:19 pm

WE ARE UP TO HERE:

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/ChildressCountyBenefitDinner_625.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on April 29, 2007, 05:23:22 pm

CALL SHEET

==THE NEXT SCENES ARE:

          SCENE # 60 – JACK MEETS RANDALL
          SCENE # 61 – ENNIS, CASSIE & ALMA JR. ON A DATE



THE FOLLOWING CREW MEMBERS ARE NEEDED ON SET:
High Priestess - Meryl
Props Magician - Anke
Best Boy - Lee
Laurel Sparta - Daniel
Empress of Everyting - Leslie
Cissy Fuss, Assistant to the 2nd Unit Assistant Director - Leslie
]


THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Jack - Daniel
Ennis - LauraGigs
Cassie - Kelda
Lureen - Lee
LaShawn - Lynne
Randall -
Western Dancer -
Alma Jr - Marleen (Cameron)


THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS:
Jack's Body Butter - Nicky
Phantom of the Film - Daniel
Guy Raphaelson - Daniel
any and all other BetterMostians who care to jump in ==

DW
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Post by: Daniel on May 02, 2007, 07:43:42 am
JACK:

**Whewee, looks like I missed a hell of a dance up there in Riverton. Didn' know Ennis could dance - never asked me to. Well, I'll just have ta find mah own ennertainment down here in Texas.**

((Jack looks over at Lurreen.))

**Hey hon, wasn't there s'pposed ta be a charity ball or sumthin' soon? Gotta work on my steppin' skills.**
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Post by: welliwont on May 02, 2007, 12:12:20 pm
B.A.M. CHOREOGRAPHER~

You can still do this can't you?

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/JakeRiverdanceGIF.gif)
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Post by: Daniel on May 02, 2007, 08:13:09 pm
JACK:

**Ah, takes me back to them good ole days. That was the day I married Lureen. Saw her in that weddin' dress and just couldn't move fast enough.**
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Post by: Meryl on May 03, 2007, 11:42:58 pm

((The TWISTS arrive at the Childress Dance Hall....

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/nudiecar.jpg)

followed by the MALONES

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/MalonesPickup2.jpg)

and notice that the EMPRESS OF EVERYTHING has preceded them

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/boobcar.jpg)

along with L. D. and FAYETTE NEWSOME

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/piglet-car.jpg)

and, of course, the HIGH PRIESTESS))


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/high-heel-car.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on May 04, 2007, 02:37:42 am
((Of course.))

:)
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Post by: coffeecat33 on May 05, 2007, 02:40:30 pm
Empress of Everything

Well red always was my best color.
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginasweater.jpg)

**The Empress notices the irony of talking about color when posting a b&w photo but there can't be nothing done about it right now. Gotta run.**
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Post by: Daniel on May 09, 2007, 08:08:53 pm
JACK:

((Jack runs outside to see what's keeping everyone.))

**What? Valet service? Folks, this is a charity dance. There ain't no valet parkin', now get in here! The band's already gone through three fiddles and workin' on a fourth!**
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Post by: Meryl on May 10, 2007, 12:18:04 am
JACK:

((Jack runs outside to see what's keeping everyone.))

**What? Valet service? Folks, this is a charity dance. There ain't no valet parkin', now get in here! The band's already gone through three fiddles and workin' on a fourth!**


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypAccordionGuy.jpg)

HIGH PRIESTESS:

**No worries, dahling.  The band and I are working up something special in the interim...**
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Post by: Lynne on May 10, 2007, 02:07:45 am
LaShawn:

%%I'm late, I'm late...I can't believe that Randall, rushing me - he doesn't give a woman a bit of time to get ready and I sure can't show up looking like I have the fashion sense of some TriDelt or somethin!

Just take Easter, for instance.  I went through a hunnerd hats, and all of them were wrong, wrong, wrong!  Finally settled on something sedate, but geez, the swag I had to wade thru!!!  Why am I a hunnerd plus miles from Nieman Marcus, hunh?

Just check out that trouble I had finding an Easter Hat...Randall was no help, I tell you...he just sits himself outside the dressing room and nods, no matter what I come out in - I swear I could be wearin a feed sack and he'd still nod and approve!!  His mind's elsewhere, on crappie fishin', I reckon.

Here are a few I considered and rejected:

(http://athena.divshare.com/s03/files/2007/05/10/607103/easterhats1.jpg)
(http://athena.divshare.com/s03/files/2007/05/10/607104/easterhats2.jpg)
(http://athena.divshare.com/s03/files/2007/05/10/607105/easterhats3.jpg)

Eventually, I just gave up and wore a small white pillbox...better to err on the side of conservatism here in Childress, I figure, at least until Randall gets established.  Jackie O was classy, right?  I sure wouldn't want any of his coworkers to think his wife is too flamboyant or somethin!

But now, the Charity Ball is here!

I swear, I don't think my heartbeat will ever get back to normal!  Getting invited to that, I think, means that Randall is finally accepted here in the Childress inner circle - so much rides on this one single night.  I sure hope nothin' goes wrong.  Nothin' I want more than for Randall to be acceptable so I we can make the right kinds of friends.

I'm waffling between two dresses:
(http://athena.divshare.com/s03/files/2007/05/10/607106/prom_dress.jpg)

or....

(http://athena.divshare.com/s03/files/2007/05/10/607107/prom_dress2.jpg)

I think choice 2 makes my posterior look like one of Roy Taylor's horses.  Guess I'll go with #1.  Sure wish I had a girlfriend here to bounce this stuff off of.  If wardrobe fails to impress, I'll just have to fall back on my bubbly personality, I reckon.  I don't think I've ever met a soul who didn't like me.  Though there was that one fraternity brother of Randall's at A&M...but I reckon that's old news...%%
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Post by: Meryl on May 10, 2007, 11:20:46 am
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/MexprosCarmen2.jpg)
<------Randall's fraternity brother
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Post by: Front-Ranger on May 11, 2007, 04:21:27 pm
LUREEN:

(to LaShawn)

You can bounce anything you want off me, GirlFRiend! Just remember I wuz Tri Delt and you wazn't! That shows who's bottom and who's top! I wouldn't say that about your posterior--we wouldn't want to insult Roy Taylor and his horses! Tell you what--why don't you dance with ma husband so I can see that cute lil posterior in motion?!
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Post by: welliwont on May 11, 2007, 06:52:29 pm

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/RandallLaShawn6_572.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on May 11, 2007, 06:53:43 pm

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/Randallgazing6_567.jpg)

RANDALL~

Go ahead and dance, I'll just sit here and watch you.


%%I wouldn't mind seeing some-a that!%%

((little bubbles rising from Randall to a cartoon balloon over his head))

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/JACKSBUM.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on May 12, 2007, 12:39:51 am
JACK:

((looks over at Lureen surprised then lowers his lashes with more than a little coy))

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Post by: Daniel on May 12, 2007, 12:47:58 am
JACK:

**Well, hell, hun. Didn' 'xpect ya ta offer me up so soon. Or are ya castin' off? Gonna lure in that good-lookin' fella over there while I'm off with his wife?**

((Jack nods his head towards Randall.))

**Well, fine. About time I showed these boys in here how ta move anyway. Seen more rhythm in a chicken coop when the cocks're randy.**

((Jack extends his hand to LaShawn and quirks an eyebrow toward Randall.))

**Reckon you have too, Randall, since you've seen just about all the barnyard action with that degree of yers.**
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Post by: Meryl on May 12, 2007, 01:25:24 am

((The PRIESTETTES take note of JACK's cute posterior as he leads LASHAWN onto the dance floor and smile their most fetching smiles))


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/sororitygirsl.jpg)

** Oh, MR. TWIST, you'll be sure to save a dance for us, won't ya?  Purty please? **
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Post by: welliwont on May 12, 2007, 05:47:58 am

((This is what The PRIESTETTES are drooling over:))

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/screencaphaven_brokebackmtn5_158.jpg)  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/IHJ657.jpg)  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/JACKSBUM.jpg)  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/Jacksbackside.jpg)  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/IndependentJACKSPANTS-2.jpg)  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/screencaphaven_brokebackmtn5_164-2.jpg)  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/screencaphaven_brokebackmtn5_183JAC.jpg)  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/JACKS%20PANTS/JACKSPANTSdeletedscene2.jpg) 


SOFTLY WHISPERING VOICE FROM STAGE RIGHT~


               (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/Breathywhisperyvoice.jpg)

Like a force of nature, an irrestible pull not unlike the strongest
magnet ever used on the Bugs Bunny Show overpowers the free
will of everybody in the theatre.  All eyes are drawn to the hypnotic
sight on the dance floor.  It is as though there is one single dancer
in the room, he (she?) is a vision of tastiness....


                  (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/JakeySNLcap0532.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on May 12, 2007, 02:36:31 pm
LUREEN:

**I'm speechless!!**

Huney, can I borrow your dress sometime??


((takes DRAG off cigarette))

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Post by: Daniel on May 12, 2007, 03:52:36 pm
JACK:

((peers down at his sparkling attire and looks up in disgust))

**Goddamnit. That props magician is doin' her costume changes outtasync... again. This was the costume fer that scene with Ennis.**

((Jack's costume goes back to the black, blue, and his favorite JACK'S PANTS.))

**If ya want it, hun, yer gonna have ta ask that props magician. Looks like she's feelin' feisty today, so 't might be yer lucky day.**
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Post by: LauraGigs on May 12, 2007, 11:35:44 pm
Quote
**The band's already gone through three fiddles and workin' on a fourth!**

(( Fourth fiddler gets worn out; enter JENNIFER LOPEZ ))

(http://www.wayneonline.net/photos/jlo.jpg)

%%  Can't believe I'm playing this dive. Some desperate red-bearded guy slipped me a bundle to change up my lyrics, so I can fly out to the Bronx tonight, thank God! So here goes . . . %

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:lG7ywV7ZaTlSTM:http://www.d.umn.edu/~penrici/music/musicnotes.gif)
Don't be fooled that I look straight at first glance
I'm just, I'm just Randall from the Dance
Used to have a little, now a lot in my pants
No matter where I go I know were I came from... [from the dance!]

Don't be confused by my quest for romance
I'm just, I'm just Randall from the Dance
I wanna get Twist's fist around my lance
No matter where I go I know were I came from... [from the dance!]

Don't be fooled -- I'm really watching Jack's pants
I'm just, I'm just Randall from the Dance
His fanny got me in a hypnotic trance
No matter where I go I know were I came from... [from the dance!]
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Post by: Daniel on May 13, 2007, 09:13:12 pm
JACK:

((Trying to dance the Texas two-step waltz to Ms. Lopez is downright difficult, and he hardly registers the lyrics as he focuses on his footwork. Instead he looks down at his dancing companion.))

**Fer some reason, thought you'd be a little more talkative.**
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Post by: welliwont on May 20, 2007, 03:40:30 am
DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

((walks slowly to the front and centre of the stage and in a very loud voice addresses the audience))

May I have your attention please!  Hello everybody!  can I have your attention for a minute?  Thank you.

((lowers her voice two decibels))

I have just received a communiqué from James Schamus to be read aloud:

       (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/JamesSchamus2006.jpg)

((speaking in a manly voice))

"The management of Bexalata Pipedream Entertainment and B.A.M. Production would like to apologize for the unscheduled lengthy intermission that has suddenly occurred without warning.  At least two of our actors have absconded to France without our approval ('cause they knew they would never get it!).  To be more specific, they are at the Festival de Cannes.  It is a veritable Sodom and Gomorrah over there at this time.  Broken Arsed will resume once Lynne ("LaShawn") and the rest return to where they belong!  The management does not take this matter lightly, however these reprobates are out of our reach right now, all we can do at this point is wait."

((goes back to her normal woman-voice))

This is all the information we have at the moment.  We're so sorry for the delay..... *sob*

((welliwont turns away while wiping her eyes, and leaves the stage))
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Post by: Mikaela on May 23, 2007, 03:03:25 pm
MONROE and ALMA:

(( Enter with loud fanfare and rattling of numerous cans ))


Hello everyone! Wake up!

We're here to provide you with some high-quality BAM intermission entertainment!


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/Nuts.jpg)


%% And boy, have we been practicing for this early and late! We'd better get a standing ovation - yes -  it'd better be madly standing on tip-toes! %%

Folks, we challenge everyone to join in with their own intermission number once we've awed you enough with ours! It's time to bring the house down! %% And put the tent up %%

(( Pirouetting and gyrating madly yet gracefully across the stage ))


Woo-Hoo !

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Post by: Ellemeno on May 23, 2007, 03:13:07 pm
AUDIENCE MEMBERS

%LOVE the graphic%

(http://4loves.com/links/uploaded_images/applause-754063.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on May 23, 2007, 05:44:58 pm
MONROE:


((Beams delightedly at the rounds of applause, but is also a little puzzled ))

** Graphic? There sure wasn't anything graphic about our entirely elevated performance. We're way too dignified and prim and proper. I left graphic behind with my CHER-loving days (and nights. Ahem) **

(( Worries ))

** Perhaps the tights were too tight and showing off much too much? **

(( Gets back to business ))

Thank you! Thank you! And if this wasn't enough, here's a brand new performance from my Bright Angel, the one..... The only......ALMA!

(( Makes dramatic gesture to someone yet hidden off-stage ))

Here just for tonight to prove her immense multitasking skills! Yes, good people! Watch her dance, watche her twirl, watch her juggle and sing, all at once!

Please give her the warm welcome she deserves!


(( Draws a huge breath))

Heeeeeeeeere's ALMA!!!!

(( Cue majorly sweeping music as the curtains rise ))


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/almajuggling.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on May 23, 2007, 09:03:32 pm
AUDIENCE MEMBERS

%%We are wowed.%%

(http://www.ess.ucalgary.ca/images/photos/Mechtoberfest%20039.jpg)(http://www.willisms.com/archives/dirndl.gif)
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Post by: Meryl on May 24, 2007, 01:19:58 am
FAYETTE NEWSOME:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/CopyofFayetteBird.jpg)

**Lands, L.D., will y'look at that!  They've gone n' hired a perfessional song n' dance team for this benefit!  Why, they're so good I'll bet they got 'em from New York City!  'Bout time we got some high-class entertainment in Childress. 

Don't y' just admire how she handles those balls? **



L.D. NEWSOME (who had been shaking more than balls, not handlng his own):

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/hughjackmanMaracas.jpg)

** Woman, watch what y'say in mixed company! **
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Post by: Meryl on May 24, 2007, 01:40:54 am

Heeeeeeeeere's ALMA!!!!

(( Cue majorly sweeping music as the curtains rise ))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/almajuggling.jpg)



HIGH PRIESTESS (on her fifth Seven-Up & Old Rose):

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/LypScottThompson.jpg)

** Brilliant, simply brilliant!  (Hic!) **
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Post by: Ellemeno on May 24, 2007, 04:38:25 am
From a distance, a song wafts on the breeze...

**High on a hill were two lonely shepherds
Little-Darlin-odel, Friend-odel
Pawin' the white out of the moon**

(http://www.morethings.com/music/rodgers_hammerstein/sound_of_music-lonely_goatherd-044.jpg)
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Post by: Ellemeno on May 24, 2007, 04:46:47 am
Ach, how the AUDIENCE MEMBERS love it...

(http://www.morethings.com/music/rodgers_hammerstein/sound_of_music-lonely_goatherd-039.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on May 24, 2007, 09:20:46 am
DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

((strides happily to the front and centre of the stage, flapping papers in her hand))

((in a very loud voice))

I have good news!  VERY good news!

I have just received a teletype message from France!  LaShawn is on the Eurostar Train, speeding her way back here as we speak!  I mean as I speak, hehe.

So if everyone could just be a little more patient and stop demanding their money back, she will be here very soon!  In the meantime, please continue to enjoy our excellent impromptu entertainment.

((welliwont turns and leave the stage))
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Post by: Lynne on May 25, 2007, 12:41:19 am
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LUREEN:

(to LaShawn)

You can bounce anything you want off me, GirlFRiend! Just remember I wuz Tri Delt and you wazn't! That shows who's bottom and who's top! I wouldn't say that about your posterior--we wouldn't want to insult Roy Taylor and his horses! Tell you what--why don't you dance with ma husband so I can see that cute lil posterior in motion?!

LASHAWN:

(to Lureen)

(winks)  Don't mind if I do, Lureen!  Thank you so much, darlin', for being so generous with this handsome man of yours.  It's not just husbands who don't never want to dance with their wives.  Just between you and me, sometimes wives don't want to dance with their husbands neither.

((LaShawn takes Jack's hand and leads him into the fray, but her attention is caught by Jennifer Lopez and she trips, craning her neck to get a better view.))

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JACK:

(to LaShawn)
**Fer some reason, thought you'd be a little more talkative.**

((LaShawn tears her gaze away from Jennifer and tries to focus on Jack.))

I am so sorry, Jack, I didn't mean to ignore you.  You're a mighty fine dancer and that's the truth.

((She smiles vacuously.))

I'd go gray waiting for Randall to dance with me and even if he did, he has two left feet.  I wouldn't be able to get my feet into my high-heeled strappy pumps for a week my feet would be so bruised.  Poor Randall ain't got a smidgen of rhythm  ((she trails off))...nothing like Jennifer Lopez...That woman has some moves...She is really sexy, don't you think, Jack?

((Her eyes roam back to Jennifer and she falls silent.))

%%Wonder if Lureen can dance like that??%%
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Post by: Lynne on May 25, 2007, 12:50:04 am
((LaShawn drifts back to the dances at the sorority house...))

(http://athena.divshare.com/files/2007/05/24/729702/tango1.jpg)

(http://athena.divshare.com/files/2007/05/24/729705/tango.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on May 25, 2007, 07:57:30 pm
LASHAWN:

That woman has some moves...She is really sexy, don't you think, Jack?[/b]


JACK:

((Jack peers up at the singer.))

**Sexy?....** ((Jack pauses)). **Don't know if I can call her that in such pretty company. Wouldn't seem right. But Ah'll tell you that that husband a'yers is a real keeper. He keeps lookin' this way, just can't keep his eyes off ya.**

((Jack swings LaShawn away from the speakers.))

**Couldn't care right now if she were the sexiest gal in the world anyhow. This room just ain't big enough for both the band and her voice.**
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Post by: Daniel on June 06, 2007, 11:58:24 pm
Laurel Sparta

((After spending a short spa holiday with her good friend the sea serpent CeeCee (which greatly restores her natural beauty), Laurel returns to the surface to discover how the production is going so far and get back to work so that everything is running on time. By her calculations the whole thing should have been completed by now, and she is anxious to play the last scenes and roll the credits.))

**What..... on earth!!!   Welliwont, where are you!!!**

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Post by: Daniel on June 07, 2007, 12:03:55 am
Jack:

**Hey, com'on now, ain't her fault. Our director and everyone here's been doin' their part. I didn't even know LaShawn had been to miming school, or knew any of that interpretive dance stuff, but hell she can get a lot more out that way than speakin' 130 words a minute.  She told me her whole life story in three sweeps 'round the dance floor.**
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Post by: Daniel on June 07, 2007, 11:54:29 am
JACK:

((Jack sweeps LaShawn back over to their table, which has already been cleared of their dinner plates, and looks over at Lureen.))

**Ready to go, hun?**

((Jack watches Lureen wiggle her nose, grab her purse, open it, and look inside for something. She then grabs LaShawn's arm and they both go off in the direction of the ladies' room.))

((Jack stands there and stares after them, then grabs his jacket from the chair, pulls out a cigarette from the pocket and lights it.))

**Reckon they'll be a while then. Let's wait outside.**
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Post by: welliwont on June 07, 2007, 11:25:15 pm
RANDALL~

Shore Jack, whatevah you say!  Ah wouldn't mind tha peace 'n qua'at, 'n yer prolly cravin' it too bah now, ain'tcha?  I know ma wife takes some gettin' use'ta.... a lot a gettin' use'ta!!

((RANDALL's voice trails off as he follows JACK past the dancers still twirlin', dippin', swayin'...))

%%Mah, what a fine derrière this boy's got  -wait a minit!  There ah go again, thinkin' a him as a boy, when he's obviously All Man.  Hrmmph!!?%%
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Post by: Mikaela on June 08, 2007, 03:23:34 pm
THE VERY PATIENT BENCH OUTSIDE THE DANCE HALL:

(( In delighted contemplation and anticipation of the fine derrière in question: ))


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/decoratedbench.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 08, 2007, 05:44:59 pm
Jack:

((Jack nods at Randall's wisdom, noting his devilish charming smile.))

**Yeah, your wife wore me out, that's for sure. She sure can dance, even if she's quiet one minute and a busybody the next. Not that I mind that sorta thing. Just sayin'.**

((Jack drags on his cigarette and gently eases himself onto the bench outside the Childress town hall. He smiles and quirks an eyebrow at Randall, suddenly feeling more youthful in Randall's presence.))

**So, you ever dance much? Saw you watchin' us when we were out on the floor.**
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Post by: welliwont on June 10, 2007, 09:48:18 pm
RANDALL~

Oh you noticed, did'ja?  Well sorry to be starin' at ya so hard, you jus' reminded me of someone, that's all.

%%Shhhee-it, I didn't know I was bein' so obvious!  I wonder who else noticed me starin' at him?!  Damn!!!%%

((Randall squirmed uncomfortably on the hard wood bench and spread his legs so much wider trying to get situated that his knee accidentally touches Jack's knee, but he leaves it there.))

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/RnJonthebench6_642.jpg)

Both of them sit silently smoking their cigarettes, in deep thought.

Naw, I don't dance much, I like fishin' better.  What about you?  D'ya like ta go fishin' Jack?

%%Uh oh, am I being too direct?%%

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/dyalikefishinJack6_679.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 11, 2007, 01:00:41 am
JACK:

**Fishin'? Hell no, don't know a darn thing about fish-...**

((Jack catches Randall's heated look focused straight on him and looks away suddenly. No denying what he saw there.))

**Oh you mean fishin'**

((Jack is uncertain what to say, so he continues to look around. A couple walk out of the dance hall and head down the sidewalk.))
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Post by: welliwont on June 11, 2007, 09:27:54 am
JACK:

**Fishin'? Hell no, don't know a darn thing about fish-...**

((Jack catches Randall's heated look focused straight on him and looks away suddenly. No denying what he saw there.))

**Oh you mean fishin'**

RANDALL~

That's what I said, fishin'.  Make up your mind, do ya know how to fish or don't ya??  'Cause I have the keys to Roy Taylor's croppie house.  You know Roy Taylor?  He's a good ole boy, and a pretty good boss too.  Do ya know what a croppie house is?  Never mind, that's not important.  The thing is, we can go fishin' and sip some whiskey, how does that sound?  The croppie house is over on Lake Kemp, that's not so far is it?  I haven't been there yet, but Roy says it's not too far to drive, even if just for one night.  I like fishing at night, it helps me to unwind.  We can go up there in my truck if you like, I can even pick you up.  What kind of whiskey do you like?  If you really don't know how to fish, I can teach you.  Do you have a rod and reel?  I can lend you some fishing equipment if you don't have your own stuff.  How about fly fishing?  Have you ever tried that?  If you're a beginner, best to learn with a rod and reel, then graduate to fly fishing later on.  A' course goin' up for the whole weekend would be better, easier for me to give you fishing lessons during the day.  We can save the whiskie for the evening.  How does that sound, Jack?  Wanna get away, relax some, sip some whiskie?  Hmmmm??
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Post by: Daniel on June 11, 2007, 10:55:14 am
JACK:

%% Fishin'... fishin'.... Do I know how ta fish?? Think I did a long time ago. But the way he's lookin' at me, don't think we'd get much fishin' done. It'd be jest like those fishin' trips with Ennis, 'xcept Randall here's payin' a whole lot more attention ta me.  Not that I'd mind fishin', we just never seem to do it any. %%

((Jack looks dead ahead, still uncertain of how to respond.))

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/WhycouldntthisbeEnnistalking6_705.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on June 11, 2007, 12:16:32 pm
RANDALL~

((looks over to Jack, waiting for an answer to at least one of his questions))

%%My isn't he a beauty!  That has got ta be  the prettiest face for fifty one hundred and fifty miles!  But why all-of-a-sudden does he look so stunned?  Maybe it's all that nervous yammering I just can't put a lid on sometimes.%%

%%Maybe he thinks I am morphing into LaShawn.  Hell's bells!!  All that gum-flapping is contagious; I was never such a motormouth until I married her!  I hope I don't scare him away, Yikes!!%%

I wonder what's taking the wives so long Jack?
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 11, 2007, 04:00:44 pm
JACK'S BLACK PANTS -

((Feels something making contact in the right 'knee area'...  seems accidental at first, but now the PANTS/PANTS connection is a little more firm and deliberate.))

%% Whoa, now, what's this?!  I know I'm new at this, but....  feels like somebody's cottonin' up to me fer sure!  When that Lureen gal snatched me up at the Wild & Woolly Western Wear store in Childress yesterday I was gettin' a little nervous-- that is, until I saw Mr. JACK here walkin' up behind her and sayin', 'Sure, hun, those'll be fine...'.  Then I watched him turn around and amble towards the Resistol aisle and...  um...  soon as I saw the way his beautiful backside filled out those blue Wranglers I knew I was gonna love my new job.  (Also wonderin' why a man a means like him would be hangin' on to a obviously old and worn out pair a jeans like those.)  While Mr. JACK was sleepin' last night I had a chance to get the lowdown from those blue Wranglers.  Seems those PANTS have been around since JACK'S Momma was the one washin' em.  'BLUE' tells me that here in Texas there ain't any action ta speak of in the 'fly zone' with the exception of all the times Mr. JACK is thinkin' on a certain special sheepherder-- then, he says, "Hang on to yer buttons, bud, 'cause there's gonna be some serious strainin' in those parts, 'specially when JACK gets to rememberin' a certain smooch-fest with his man after four effin' years.  Seems that's the thing that gets him goin' more than anything else.  Lureen?  Nah...   nothin'.  Sorry, Mr. BLACK Fancy-pants, but you ain't likely to see any of the real action, like *I* have.  JACK sure ain't gonna take you on any a his ~fishin'~ trips with ENNIS, it'll be me.  Ahh, who knows, maybe you can make a trip ta Mexico with 'im one a these days."  

So-o... now what's goin' on right here on this bench?!  I thought I felt a little movement south of the belt buckle, but... is it really this RANDALL feller that's wakin' up JACK'S 'Sleepin' Beauty' (and WHAT a beauty....  dang!  Whoo-EEE!) or, is all this talk about fishin' and cabins and whiskey makin' JACK ache for the true love of his life, which accordin' to JACK'S (blue) PANTS is one Mr. ENNIS DEL MAR.  Well, since I ain't got much of a say-so as ta whose knee is rubbin' all over my beautiful black brushed cotton knee, I reckon I'll just wait and see if Prince Charming Malone has what it takes to get a rise outta Mr. JACK.  (But if this Randall feller keeps talkin' about 'little fishin' and 'little boat' and 'little cabin' and 'little whiskey', *I'M* gonna be askin' his PANTS if there's anything ELSE 'little' he'd like to offer...)%%



(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/CUwranglers200.jpg)

JACK'S PANTS -

%% Dream on, Fancy-pants.  Nobody's takin' the place of Mr. ENNIS DEL MAR.  Ain't gonna happen. %%

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Post by: Front-Ranger on June 11, 2007, 07:29:42 pm

I wonder what's taking the wives so long Jack?


**Lureen and LaShawn got so busy talking and drinkin and all, they completely forgot to powder their noses and left their compacts in their purses with the price tags still on them!!**

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Post by: saucycobblers on June 12, 2007, 12:59:37 pm
JBB:

**Been a long time since we had us a fishing trip Mr Twist. So long I reckon ma lotion's congealed and ma lid's stuck harder'n a rodeo's thighs to a chargin' bull. That cabin sure sounds sweet ta me...**

(http://www.petfooddirect.com/store/images/prod/61051012_lg.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on June 12, 2007, 02:13:56 pm
THE NOT-SO- PATIENT-ANYMORE BENCH OUTSIDE THE DANCE HALL:


(( In exstacy ))

%% The good: JACK TWIST. Firmly placed. Aahhh. Positioned just so. So right.  :P My wildest Bench dreams come true. Oh, YEEEES! %%


(( Small reality check ))

%% The bad: These here silly unnecessary BLACK PANTS are in my way. They keep me from him! Of course, the fabric *is* thin and I'm still *this* close to heaven....but still: JACK, come on now. Drop those PANTS, but stay with me! It'd be a sweet life!  :-* %%


(( Big reality check ))

%% The ugly: Why did this other one, this RANDALL guy have to place his big butt so heavily down, too close to the fine firm object of my desire? Grrrrrr. He's causing a disturbance in my perfect force of nature experience. He's weighing me down, and causing me pain, and distractin' JACK from noticin' me! Aaarghhh! Take a fishin' hike, pal! Go away!! On your own, mind you! You can safely leave JACK to me!  %%


(( Continues to outwardly seem inanimate and calm, while inwardly seething with a battle of lust and caution ))
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Post by: Mikaela on June 12, 2007, 06:54:11 pm
THE AMOROUS BENCH OUTSIDE THE DANCE HALL:


(( Taking heart ))

%% Oh well, I'm not gonna worry overmuch about RANDALL. I've got something he hasn't got. A secret, alluring weapon! %%

(( Self-congratulatory ))

%% Just before they emerged from the hall, I luckily had the foresight to douse myself liberally with the one-of-a-kind essence in this little bottle: %%

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/perfume.jpg)


(( Preens ))

** Yep! Sure enough! I can fight dirty if I have to! No way JACK's ever gonna leave me unless someone practically drags him away! **
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Post by: welliwont on June 12, 2007, 09:23:56 pm
RANDALL~

OK, where were we again?  .....oh yeah, fishin'.  I was askin' you if you wanted to go fishin'.  Right after that is when you clammed right up, got this look in your eye, cain't say that I really recognized it or nothin'....

((RANDALL steals a glance at JACK, but it's as if he were in his own little world, JACK's still in a trance))

Jack?   Jack??


((No response from JACK.  RANDALL can't stop himself from sneaking another peek at JACK'S rapturous visage))


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/RandallsmittenbyJacksbeauty6_700.jpg)


%%He has got ta be the most beautiful man I have ever laid eyes on!  Prettier than any lil' lady, too.  I sure as hell hope he doesn't already have a fishin' buddy, oh dear!%%

**(SCREENWRITER's NOTES in the margin of the Working
Script:  The character of RANDALL should be portrayed as a
bit thick in the head)**

((RANDALL sniffs the air once, then again, then again and again; his head starts to pivot left and then right......))

Say, can you smell anything unusual JACK?  Owww!!!  That feels like a big wicked splinter poking me in the bum!!!!
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Post by: Mikaela on June 13, 2007, 11:16:41 am
THE VERY VERY VERY AMOROUS AND EQUALLY JEALOUS BENCH:


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Say, can you smell anything unusual JACK?

** Hrmf! Can you say "pearls before swine"? Still, it can't be helped. The allure of smell knows no boundaries and won't let me aim at single targets. **

(( Tenses and flexes ))

%% So instead, I'll just have to......umpf..... sacrifice yet another little piece of my heartwood, to get my message sharply across! %%

(( Lets go of another big, sharp splinter where it certainly will be noticed ))

((Tauntingly:))

Hey RANDALL, are you really sitting comfortably here? Maybe somewhere alse would be better?

(( Snickers, before re-focusing exclusively on JACK again ))

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Post by: Front-Ranger on June 17, 2007, 02:55:44 pm
~~Meanwhile~~

LUREEN:

%%I can't believe it was just a few hours ago we was bumping along the washboard road to the fundraising dance when we happened upon an angel by the side of the road!!%%

**sigh**

%%And then we all went to the dance together an we were talkin and drinkin and all when she gives me this look!%%

(http://www.divshare.com/img/980318-203.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 18, 2007, 03:26:31 pm
JACK:

((Jack gets to wonderin' more and more where Lureen and LaShawn are. He turns to Randall.))

**You reckon our wives are makin' out?**
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Post by: Mikaela on June 18, 2007, 03:47:33 pm
THE BY NOW RATHER EXASPERATED BENCH OUTSIDE THE HALL:

(( Never thought it would reach this moment in time, but there you go!  ))

** Why don't the two of you go check that out. That kind of things's supposed to be a hot sight. Besides, you're getting very heavy and I'm sure your butts must be absolutely numb by now. **

(( Creaks wearily ))

%% The hours have grown late, long and tedious, and I seriously need my beauty rest, guys. So do you, when truth be told. Don't make me regret falling in love here! What a shame that would be! %%

(( Sags ))
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Post by: welliwont on June 18, 2007, 04:06:14 pm
RANDALL~

((leaning in towards JACK, feeling and rubbing his own ass trying to locate the source of his pain))

%%Owww!! G_ _ D_ _ _ it!!!  It felt like a splinter a wood, where is it?  I swear, I felt a great big splinter slicing into my bum, where the hell is it?  It's not like I can ask Jack to look for it, I don't want to scare him off now do I?  I cain't just ask him to examine my bum right outa nowhere!%%

I dunno JACK, I ain't never thought a that.  But I can tell ya, I'm used to this.  If there's one thing LASHAWN likes, it's a girlfriend to prattle on to.  I knew when they both went to the powder room, that we'd be waitin' a looooong time.

((squirming and wiggling on one bum cheek, bumping into JACK while feeling for the imaginary splinter))

You want me ta go in there and track 'em down JACK?  Or would you rather do it?  They're probably still in the powder room.
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Post by: Mikaela on June 19, 2007, 04:56:12 pm
THE BITCHIN' AND MOANIN' BENCH:


%% Yeah, I'vee been complaining four hours today! These two guys keep hangin' on, goin' nowhere! They have the most unbelievable stamina.... They must have butts of pure burnished steel! %%

(( Gulps and contemplates that for a while, but soon enough returns wearily to the previous pain and utter exhaustion:))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/JackRandallbench12.jpg)

(( Sags despondently ))

** The loss of all those splinters has weakened me further. I'm about to collapse! Oh no! **


((Squeaks pitifully))

%% Perhaps they'll get the point if I announce it in HUGE LETTERS: %%

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/benchwishiknewhowtoquityou.jpg)

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Post by: Mikaela on June 19, 2007, 06:37:15 pm
THE CRUMBLING AND SAGGING BENCH:


((Pants and wheezes ))

%% Must.....keep...up! Mustn't give in.... to gravity! Keep....up! %%


((Dizzily seems to hear high-pitched unrelenting buzzing ))

%% What is that? That noise? Makes it difficult to...... Uhm... I can't concentrate.  Did the two of them *really* just agree to get into contact later on? Or am I hallucinating? This high-pitched noise in my ears.... makes it so hard to know what's what! %%


(( Groans, disoriented))

** After all my splinters sacrificed....all that prime hardwood....  all the expensive cologne splattered....  all my advertising my advantages........ all these weary hours of holding on and holding out...... did JACK really still hook up with RANDALL? I'm not sure.... I'm so tired.... But if so: THAT was the last straw!!  :-\ I'm done!  >:( **


((Collapses suddenly and loudly, sending JACK and RANDALL tumbling. They accidentally roll right into various on-site props which, loudly collapsing over the guys in their turn, happen to bring down the front of the DANCE HALL. It's utter mayhem and chaos on set! Screams and booming crashes reverberate! 


But the BENCH doesn't care about any of that.... ))

Aaah! To rest at last! Though I'm officially just a BROKEBENCH from now on, just a sorry pile of sticks under a jumbled tangle of prop pieces, -  my job is done!  My part as an extra is over at last! I can rest! Oh, glorious rest! Oh, blessed sleep!  



ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ ** Goodbye, my JACK** ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZz
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Post by: welliwont on June 19, 2007, 07:33:38 pm
DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

((comes bursting out of his her trailer at the frantic knocking and all the yelling and commotion that suddenly erupts))

%%OMG!  What happened?  I don't believe it!!  Now they're fighting!!%%

((runs on to the stage and towards the crowd of people blocking his her view of what's going on.  He She pushes his her way through the stagehands and reaches JACK and RANDALL, who are on their asses in the middle of the mayhem))

What's going on??  OK, who started it?

((JACK and RANDALL are both dazed and bunged up, sitting amongst the remains of the LOUIS XIV BENCH.  Broken slats of BENCH are everywhere, under them, digging into them, with big jagged sharp ends just readying themselves to metamorphosize into wicked splinters))

Waaiii-t a minute!!!  This isn't a fight?  The BENCH broke?  You two broke the BENCH?

((clicks his her tongue loudly in annoyance))

Are you alright?  Randall David Harbour?  Jake Daniel?  Did you get hurt?

((but both actors are already getting up, no worse for wear.  Fortunately they have no lasting injuries, except for RANDALL with a few splinters still embedded in his behind))
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Post by: welliwont on June 19, 2007, 11:56:30 pm
DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

((reaches her hand out to help JACK to his feet))

Are you ok?  How do you feel?  ((turns to look at RANDALL))  And what about you, did you get hurt?

((both actors shake their head, but then JACK frowns deeply, clutches his head in both hands, and squeezes his eyes shut from the sudden headache))

WELLIWONT~

%%Damn!  That beautiful bench!  I had plans to discretely take it home with me after the show ended.  I should dock their paycheques for that bench.....  Wellll, maybe not.%%


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/Bubsyspileofdebris.jpg)


Alright!  That's it!  This Scene is over!!

((WELLIWONT turns to face the curious audience))

That's the end of Scene 60 folks!  We've had an unfortunate prop malfunction, as you have seen, but we'll be back shortly.  It won't take long for us to clear this debris, then Scene 61 will commence.

((WELLIWONT whispers to one of the stagehands standing around aimlessly))

**quick!  pull the curtain!!  quick!  before somebody throws something!!**
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Post by: Daniel on June 20, 2007, 12:01:16 am
JACK:

((Jack grimaces as he gets up off the ground, helped by DIRECTOR WELLIWONT. He looks around at the pile of rubble that used to be the front of the dance hall.))

**Well, that's one way ta bring the house down.**
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Post by: welliwont on June 20, 2007, 12:45:18 am

~ End of Scene 60 ~


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/curtains-close.gif)

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Post by: welliwont on June 20, 2007, 01:08:49 am
CALL SHEET

==THE NEXT SCENES ARE:

          SCENE # 61 – ENNIS, CASSIE & ALMA JR. ON A DATE
          SCENE # 62 – LIL WAITRESS / RANCH FORMAN'S WIFE



THE FOLLOWING CREW MEMBERS ARE NEEDED ON SET:
High Priestess - Meryl
Props Magician - Anke
Best Boy - Lee
Laurel Sparta - Daniel
Empress of Everyting - Leslie



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Ennis - LauraGigs
Cassie - Kelda
Alma Jr - Marleen (Cameron)
Jack - Daniel


THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS:
Jack's Body Butter - Nicky
Phantom of the Film - Daniel
Guy Raphaelson - Daniel ==

DW
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Post by: Front-Ranger on June 20, 2007, 04:34:18 pm
BEST BOY:

Yikes, I have to get to the set rite away Heath! 'Fraid I'll have to take a raincheck with you! Chow, buddy!!

%%Oh, shit!!%%

(http://www.divshare.com/img/1017539-d9c.jpg)
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Post by: Kelda on June 20, 2007, 04:46:01 pm
CASSIE:

(http://i.ivillage.com/17/_img_/stars/it/girl/issue6.jpg)

whistles non tunefully...

%Ennis is late is late is late for a very important date, date, date.

If you can call it that - bloody daughter - how am I meant to get a dance with her around. I should practice now%

[youtube=425,350]http://youtube.com/watch?v=OAoWgenBkhY[/youtube]

% and then I must pluck my eyebrows, dye my hair and put some slap on my face %
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Post by: Kelda on June 21, 2007, 05:47:26 pm
((In the time its taken for Ennis to pick her up for the date - cassie has been getting ready ............... and drinking... (not good). ))
[youtube=425,350]http://youtube.com/watch?v=xJ25HRAu8Ig[/youtube]
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Post by: Cameron on June 22, 2007, 05:51:47 pm
(Meanwhile, Alma Jr. is trying to get ready for Daddy to pick her up, but it is so hard to even think in that house because of that crying baby!!!)

(http://www.myplanet.net/donberg/bookdraft/img/11926.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on June 25, 2007, 06:29:45 pm
MONROE:


Don't you speak ill of the little guy, Junior, or Alma and I will have to be awful strict with ya.

He's the spittin' image of his dad. Don't you think he's the spittin' image of his dad? I'm burstin' with joy and pride here! All I can say is:


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/almaresponse.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2007, 06:44:23 pm
Guy Raphaelson:

((Frantically answering the telephone))

**Yes, hello? The Brokenarsed Dance Videos will be available next week at the earliest. I'll see if I can get you a shipment ahead of schedule.**

((Guy pauses to listen to the orderer on the other line; he's still worried about Lucise Indapaddock, unconscious on his couch.))

**I'll have to look into that one, Mr. Alexander. I don't know if I can get Ennis and Cassie for an exclusive dance performance.**
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Post by: Mikaela on June 25, 2007, 06:48:47 pm
MIKA THE MUSICAL DUMBASS MULE:


(( Contemplating MONROE'S loud squeals of joy ))

** Well, it's good to hear that someone is happy.**

(( Sighs ))

** I, on the other hand, have come full circle. Here I am, once more hauling heavy supplies out in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by milling sheep. Oh, woe betide! **

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/mikaandsheep.jpg)


** It's all the fault of those stupid silly jukeboxes! I had a very nice job braying  crooning singing at this nice but modest little cafe place in Riverton, favoured by the tattoo crowd especially, - but I got laid off. Jukeboxes were all the rage. What they all craved. Those tunes! Dancing Matilda... Walzing Mellissa.... or some such. Yep. So I got laid off.  :-\ Nothing to do for me but get back in the mountain transport business. **

(( wails ))

And this time, the cowboys aren't even cute!!  :-\

(( Shakes head ))

But do you all know what the worst irony of all is?

(( Pauses for greater impact ))

These here heavy packs I'm hauling uphill are full of nothing but.....

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/00000000000000000000000beans2.jpg)



(( Starts braying singing a slow, dirge-like tune ))

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.....
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Post by: Daniel on June 25, 2007, 07:06:54 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Guy looks over the recent mountain transportation services and finds Mikaela's name listed among the pack mules. He nearly spits his tea all over himself.))

**What? That girl's supposed to be on Broadway for the second season of "Anywhichway but down".**

((Guy quickly reaches for the phone and dials the transportation director.))
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Post by: Cameron on June 25, 2007, 08:03:59 pm
Alma Jr. 

Thank goodness I am out of that house with that stupid baby, and stupid Monroe.

Sometimes I think that damn baby is even smarter than Monroe.

Now where the hell is Daddy?



(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/Juniorwaiting.jpg)

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Post by: Cameron on June 25, 2007, 08:07:54 pm
Can be heard even outside:

Waaaaaaa, waaaaaaaa, waaaaaaaaa.............

(http://www.sekimori.com/misc/crying_baby.jpg)


Alma Jr.: Shut the f**k up!!!!!!!!!!


(see, I'm not so sweet and innocent)
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Post by: LauraGigs on June 26, 2007, 12:05:30 am
ENNIS:  Well hey there, Junior!

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/PuJr.jpg)
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Post by: Cameron on June 26, 2007, 12:16:10 am
Alma Jr.: Daddy, uh, uh, Daddy, what the f**k?


(http://www.leninimports.com/kateomara2.jpg)

*oh no, my mistake this is Kate O'Mara....oops*
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Post by: Kelda on June 26, 2007, 03:48:54 am
CASSIE:

You know, sitting on the hood of that car while driving up to see Junior was so fun I think I might try this.

[youtube=425,350]VZvm5H4F-aA[/youtube]

wooo-wheee!!!
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Post by: LauraGigs on June 26, 2007, 11:28:16 pm
ENNIS:   That there train. . .  it looks so . . . long . . . and . . . firm . . . and . . . 








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Post by: LauraGigs on June 26, 2007, 11:29:06 pm
ENNIS:  Uh, good idea Cassie!  ('specially since the transmission's goin on the general lee and all . . .)

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/Train.png) 


Man this feels good!     %%  Maybe too good . . . better change the subject to somethin unsexy quick.  %%


Uh . . .  Junior, how's your mama?
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Post by: Cameron on June 26, 2007, 11:37:16 pm
Junior: Mama, that *%$#%#&!@#$#@!#$$%@&$#%$##@@#$%%#$&@&#&%$#@!@#$%&#&&$#@!#&@&$@&%$#*?

Oh, she's fine daddy.

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/we_are_marshall/kate_mara/marshallpre.jpg)
Junior: So who's the *&$#@#$%&$@#%#@!@#$%&#&* broad?

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Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2007, 03:15:39 am
LAUREL SPARTA

((rubs the bridge of her nose with her thumb and forefinger.))

**Is all that foul language in the script?**
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Post by: welliwont on June 27, 2007, 03:57:27 am
WELLIWONT~

As a matter of fact it is.  Is there a Is that a fuckin' problem?
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Post by: Daniel on June 27, 2007, 11:35:49 am
LAUREL SPARTA

**Well, we were going to try for an R-rating, but I think we've gone way beyond that now.**
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Post by: LauraGigs on June 29, 2007, 12:15:47 am
ENNIS:  Whut was that Jr?  Can't hear ya over this here train.  Let's wait'll we get to the Wolf Ear.

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/HeathTrainWolf.jpg)


YeeeeeeHaaaaaawwwwwwwww!
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Post by: Cameron on June 29, 2007, 12:34:49 am
Alma Jr:  Um, Daddy,  didn't you.....didn't you forget.......?.


(http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/b/brokeback_mountain_051130/flip-g.jpg)


(Hee, hee, hee, hee!!!!!)







Junior: Darn, there she is, never mind.
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Post by: Kelda on June 29, 2007, 03:40:56 am
CASSIE:

You don't say much, but your sure do get yer pint across.

((Pushes Alma from train))

So Mr Del Mar - you gonna dance with me now?
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Post by: LauraGigs on June 29, 2007, 12:36:47 pm
Quote
So Mr Del Mar - you gonna dance with me now?

ENNIS:   %%   Shit . . .  As long as I can chain-smoke all the way through it.   Lookit that lady over there.  Where can I get me one of those?   %%   

(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/180000/180411BgIF_w.jpg)

((  Dances reluctantly  ))
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Post by: welliwont on June 30, 2007, 03:53:18 am

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/Enniscovetingsometatoos.jpg)
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Post by: Kelda on June 30, 2007, 04:23:20 am
** It's so easy plays as they dance.**

%% I wish it was so easy to fall in love. For Men. He seems more interested in his smokes or that apple pie that Alma's eating. That bee-yaatch managed to hang on to the train for dear life after I pushed her. %%



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Post by: Daniel on June 30, 2007, 11:18:14 am
JACK:

((in the sidelines))

%% I know how ya feel, sister. Its hard 'nuff gettin' him ta pay attention ta me half tha time, and we're supposed to be in love. %%
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Post by: Meryl on June 30, 2007, 01:38:22 pm

Dancing Bar Flies:

** It's sad, really.  These Riverton types are so incredibly far behind in the area of hipness.  We'll just have to provide a good example and hope they take the hint. **

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/tattoos.jpg)
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Post by: Cameron on June 30, 2007, 06:55:07 pm
Alma Jr:  This coke bottle is just so amazing.  Look at the label, its so red, and the soda is so brown, and it even has all these tiny bubbles it it.   Wow, this is just amazing.  I can sit here and stare at this bottle all day...

(http://www.bitlaw.com/images/coca-cola.jpg)
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Post by: Kelda on July 01, 2007, 05:36:34 am
CASSIE:

Hasve you got some smokes there that I can borrow missy - you seem to be having a better time than me. Or is it cos of that bang of the head after your fall from the train? *evil laugh*
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Post by: Cameron on July 01, 2007, 07:42:58 pm
Alma Jr. You want some smokes?  I'll give you some smokes, but you ain't getting my daddy!!!  That's for sure.  You think your good enough for MY daddy?


(http://cheap-cigarettes.nightmail.ru/cheap_girl_with_cigarettes.jpg)

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Post by: LauraGigs on July 03, 2007, 12:42:21 am
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/Train2.jpg)

So I'll pick you an Jenny up next Sunday, after church?
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Post by: Cameron on July 04, 2007, 09:14:05 am
Alma Jr.  Sure Daddy......




*But before Junior can continue, a pack of giraffes suddendy cross in front of the train*

Junior: Daaaaaady!!!!!!




(http://myke.trecento.com/arc_img/locations/wap/wap_giraffes.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 04, 2007, 10:55:59 am
GUY RAPHAELSON:

((Trying desperately to keep up with demand for new products.))

**Sheep.... and Cows..... and Giraffes, oh my!**

(http://www.promoplace.com/ws/webstore.dll/QPic?SN=57189&PN=2691&RS=H&YR=2007)
(http://www.promoplace.com/ws/webstore.dll/QPic?SN=57189&PN=2591&RS=H&YR=2007)
(http://www.promoplace.com/ws/webstore.dll/QPic?SN=57189&PN=3171&RS=H&YR=2007)
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 04, 2007, 12:36:01 pm
[The following scene is NC-17. Sensitive audience members, please avert your eyes]

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Post by: welliwont on July 04, 2007, 12:50:35 pm
DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

Well, uh.......  I guess our lead actor Ennis is trying to tell me smth.....

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Post by: Front-Ranger on July 04, 2007, 12:51:48 pm
BEST BOY:

Yee-haw, that's my cue!! C'mere, Ennis! S'alright, s'alright, I'm sorry...%%for messin up this take, like I think I just did!%%


(http://www.divshare.com/img/409347-89f.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 04, 2007, 12:54:35 pm
ENNIS:  Dumbass giraffes. Good thing I know just what to do . . .

Close your eyes, Junior!

((   Ennis' knowing palm caresses the train-tip a bit more firmly.

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/Palm.jpg)


Instead of being killed by the hard on-coming object, the giraffes are left merely a bit bruised and gooey.   ))


Uhhhhh, this is our stop.

So, uh, pick you up next Sunday after church.


(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/InFront2.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on July 04, 2007, 08:33:47 pm

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/JuniornotgonnagolivewherDaddy7_148.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on July 04, 2007, 09:55:52 pm

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/Lilacbushontheboulevard6_720minusEt.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on July 04, 2007, 10:13:26 pm
DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

Ok, now I wanna get a shot of this very nice house before we go, just ten blocks East of Monroe and Alma's house.  We're still on 19th Ave, but we're NE now, not NW.  We're less than a block in from Centre St.  Notice the style is exactly the same?  Cedar shingle siding, same deep veranda, same bow window, same etc etc?  Probably the same builder.  Well maybe not....  I think they were both  built in the Calgary building boom of 1912.  Well I know for a fact that's when this one was built, 'cause this one here folks, is the first house I ever owned.  And I ain't jokin'!   :P


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/NowthisisaniceCalgaryhouse.jpg)


OK, THAT'S A WRAP!!  NEXT SCENE COMING RIGHT UP!


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Post by: welliwont on July 05, 2007, 12:16:14 am
CALL SHEET

==THE NEXT SCENES ARE:

          SCENE # 62 – TNIT (LIL WAITRESS / RANCH FOREMAN'S WIFE)
          SCENE # 63 – FIGHT BY THE LAKE
          SCENE # 64 – DOZY EMBRACE / ENNIS DRIVES AWAY



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Ennis - Laura
Jack - Daniel

THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS:
Jack's Body Butter - Nicky
Jack's Pants - Melinda
Terry Cloth (formerly known as Warshrag) - Alec  ==

DW
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Post by: Daniel on July 05, 2007, 01:55:03 pm
JACK:

((Jack rolls over, cuddling in Ennis's arms and whispers in his ear.))

**We should ride the train more often, gits ya all riled up.**
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 05, 2007, 11:11:07 pm
ENNIS:  I'll take your caboose any day, lil' darlin. 
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Post by: Daniel on July 06, 2007, 12:03:56 pm
JACK:

((Jack breaks into a huge grin and turns his head to release a loud laugh. He turns back, smiling at Ennis, then nestles his head under his chin.))

**Ya know, sometimes you can be a real son-of-a-bitch, and other times, yer not too bad ta have around.**
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 06, 2007, 12:22:20 pm
Mmmmm.  You got a smoke, Jack? 

((  looks at Jack's smokes  ))

What's with these here funny cigarettes?
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Post by: Daniel on July 06, 2007, 03:53:54 pm
JACK:

**Ennis, I ain't gonna believe fer one minute you don't know what those are. Got 'em down in Texas. You need to relax, boy. Git yourself at ease.
Thought these might be a good way ta do it.**
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 06, 2007, 08:10:19 pm
ENNIS:  Down in Texas, hunh?

Well ain't you special, Jack fuckin' Twist.

Light one up then, cowboy.
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Post by: Daniel on July 07, 2007, 12:24:59 pm
JACK:

((After making certain that no one plays the part of JOINT, JACK pulls out a lighter and lights one, passing it to Ennis.))

**Here ya go, hun. Just don't drag on it all at once. Lord knows what ya'll see then.**
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 07, 2007, 01:06:02 pm
ENNIS:  I don't take no drags.


%%   I ain't queer, no sirree...   %%


I take puffs, thank yew.


 ((   Takes puff    ))
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Post by: Daniel on July 07, 2007, 01:17:00 pm
JACK:

((Jack raises his eyebrows, deciding not to tell Ennis that puffing on a joint looks much queerer than dragging on one.))
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 07, 2007, 01:18:59 pm
((   Ennis passes joint back to Jack, taking note not to extend his pinky finger.   ))
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Post by: Daniel on July 07, 2007, 01:33:48 pm
JACK:

((Jack takes a drag on the joint, relaxing in the momentary rush of endorphins, and gazes at it with new eyes))

**I'm jest glad no one's playing this thing... would be kinda creeped out.**
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 07, 2007, 07:48:40 pm
ENNIS:  Yew gonna pass that back over, cowboy?

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/Smokin.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 07, 2007, 09:13:04 pm
JACK:

Sure 'nuff. ((looks up at the sky momentarily, then passes the joint back.))

Looks like we're in for a tornado tonight. You bring the good tent poles?
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 07, 2007, 11:21:01 pm
ENNIS:  ((  Takes another puff   ))     **   Whoooooaaaaaa  **

ENNIS POV:
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/POV1.jpg)
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/POVMiddle.jpg)
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/POV4.jpg)

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Post by: Daniel on July 08, 2007, 11:23:14 am
JACK:

((Jack waves his hand in front of Ennis's face.))

**Ennis? What'd you do? Told ya to be careful with that thing.**
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 08, 2007, 11:50:32 am
Heh heh heh . . .

Djew say somethin bout tent poles?

Hee hee hee . . .

Tent poles — tent poles? Well I had me a nice one a few hours ago. Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh!

Tent poles!  You had one too — remember?  Nice big one too!  Heh heh heh!  Aw Gaaaawd, tent poles!  Heeheehee — heehee — eeeeeEEEEEEEEEheeheeheehee!  Tent poles!  Cantbelieveyousaidthat! Tentpoles! Hahahahahahhahahaha Aw MAAAAN! Tent poles!
((tears flowing))  Tentpoles! OhMyGodOhMyGodOhMyGod . . . HehHehHehHehHeh GoodOneMan! Tentpoles! HaHaHaHaHa EEEEEEEEheeheeheehee   ((clutching side))  OhManGettinGutCrampsHere! WorseThanSignal! Heehee. Heehee — eeeee EEEEEEEEEheeheeheehee! DidIBringTheGoodTentPoles?? Hahahahahahhahahaha! NotJustAnyTentPoles. TheGoodOnes! ((rolls on ground))  HaHaHaHaHa EEEEEEEEheeheeheehee OhManTentPoles! Tent Poles! HeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHehHehHehHeh!

((continuous hysterical laughter))
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Post by: Daniel on July 08, 2007, 02:17:24 pm
JACK:

((Jack is amused by the moment, and chuckles a little himself.))

Jus' lemme know if we gotta get ya ta the hospital, 'kay?
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 14, 2007, 04:05:46 pm
ENNIS:

((   Recovers his breath, still slightly behind the conversation   ))

Be careful with that thing, hunh?  Hehheh.  Thought I was careful with it!  Heehee.  I try to ride it easy there cowboy.  Ahhhhhh hahahaha!  Don't wanna break it now, do we?  Hehhehheh.  Be the end of my saddle-bronc career, for sure . . .


((   Takes deep breath, rolls over on back, gazes up at clouds as the sun drops.   ))

[softly]

But I ain't no angel, like you.

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/Angel.jpg)

Don't have no wings . . .

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/Wing.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on July 14, 2007, 05:39:29 pm
JACK:

((Jack leans back and looks up at the clouds too, nestling closer to Ennis. He thinks back to those sudden endearments that Ennis spoke to him that were so out of character that forced him to flee to a Mexican psychiatrist.))

**Ennis, ya do much thinkin' on.... ya know..... us? Where we are right now? Where we were? Where we could be - a little down the road?  Cause I don't feel like no angel... sometimes I feel more like ah'm in hell.**
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 15, 2007, 02:14:12 pm
((   Ennis stretches out.  Gazes at the clouds, then takes in the whole view — the whole aura of the place.
Takes another deep breath.  And says the main thing on his mind at such a moment:   ))

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/CampSunset.jpg)














Hunh?
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Post by: Daniel on July 16, 2007, 02:22:40 pm
JACK:

((Jack shakes his head and looks back up at the clouds.))

**Nevermind.**
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 26, 2007, 09:14:59 am
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Post by: Daniel on July 26, 2007, 11:19:23 am
JACK:

((Finally where he wanted to be the whole time, in Ennis's arms, Jack turns over and nestles his head against Ennis's shoulder.))

((whispering))**Hon.... I guess we survived the twister, whaddaya think?**
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 28, 2007, 12:59:08 pm
ENNIS [drowsily]:   

With tent poles like ours, weather's no problem.  Heh heh . . .
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Post by: Daniel on July 29, 2007, 01:30:27 pm
JACK:

((Jack chuckles and tilts his head away for a moment.))

Reckon its time ta get up, eat sumthin'. Not sure what we got after that whisky last night.

%% Wait a minute, did we drink the whisky? Can't remember.%%
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 31, 2007, 06:55:49 pm
ENNIS:  Hunh . . .  it's mornin already?
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Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2007, 11:16:02 am
JACK:

((Jack chuckles))

Hell, no.... Not if ya don't want it to be.
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Post by: Mikaela on August 01, 2007, 11:34:46 am
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:


((Yelling loudly))

Noooo! We sure don't want it to be!

((Jumps onto set, wildly brandishing some sheets of paper while desperately and incoherently calling out:))

Look here! Look here, you have ta....!!  We *need* to see.....to know.... Guys, you *have* ta give us....before it's too late!!!

((Is tackled by security guards and lets go of paper sheets, going down in a flurry of limbs))

Noooo!

((Papers flying everywhere, the words "brilliant charge of their... " and "....never enough" can clearly be read - before the sheets are caught by the mountain wind and carried off set and away.))


((RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER is rapidly and non too gently hauled off set too, and so the performance may resume))
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Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2007, 12:11:05 pm
JACK:

((looks around, startled by the sudden noise outside.))

What the hell was that? That ain't in the script.

((Jack is even more startled when Ennis suddenly reaches out and grabs his hand and pulls him back on top of him. Jack can't help but smile.))

That ain't exactly in the script either.
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 01, 2007, 12:21:18 pm
ENNIS:  Lets a few fingers trace through Jack's scalp, exploring the raven hair.

Breathes gently into Jack's ear:  Don't think I want it to be mornin just yet . . .
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Post by: Daniel on August 01, 2007, 12:28:26 pm
JACK

((Jack shivers as Ennis's breath fans out across his skin.))

Boy, you keep talkin' like that, and it may be a week 'afore mornin' gets here.

((Jack reaches up and feels Ennis's rough face with his fingers, tracing the lines that have developed over the years. He breathes in Ennis's scent: old leather, cigarettes, the heady scent of perspiration that combined with Ennis's own personal fragrance: musky, earthy, and masculine. Jack lowers his head to Ennis's chest, relaxing against the muscles that had gotten more wiry over the years. He lifted his hands to Ennis's shirt, already fumbling with the buttons))

Yeah, I reckon it'll be a while before mornin'.
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 01, 2007, 08:52:04 pm
ENNIS

Quivers at the play of Jack's fingertips on his chest, flesh rising to meet his touch — nipples tingling as they come open into the brisk cool air, then Jack's wet mouth.

Writhes and kicks the too-tight bedroll out from around them both as the tent heats up with their quickening breaths — wanting nothing on him but the hot dark feel-flavor of Jack, Jack, Jack . . .   
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Post by: Daniel on August 03, 2007, 04:09:23 pm
JACK:

((Jack quickly moves his head up besides Ennis's and gently invades Ennis's mouth with his tongue.))

Mmmm, cat got yet rongue?

((He lets his hands roam across Ennis's wiry frame, emulsing himself in the soft-hard heat of the skin beneath them. He closes his eyes and gently prods Ennis to take over.... pulling on his lips with his own in urgency.))

Ennis? You gonna say sumthin'?
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 04, 2007, 02:29:07 am
ENNIS:  MMMMmmmm.  Hard t' talk with yer mouth on mine an all.  Not that I'm complainin . . .


Pulls them both up on their knees, facing each other. Holds the kiss all the while — ridding himself of his open flannel while feasting on the beautiful mouth.
Opens Jack's shirt and tosses it aside, pressing hot skin on skin before letting work-roughened fingers explore and tease down Jack's chest, over to the inside of each wrist and back up the arms, brushing moist musky armpit down and then sliding over to each nipple — fingering, circling, then pressing in hard.  Runs one hand then the other down each tight demin-clad thigh, nibbling Jack's lips through a deep baritone purr as his hands graze over each hip, teasingly bypassing the hot junction between.
Presses up past each hip again, one hand roaming up to take hold of Jack's hair, the other circling around to catch his bucking ass in its grip. Runs turgid lips across Jack's face and lick-whispers in his ear, deep voice like honey:


What you want there Jack?  Hunnhhh?  Whadda you want me ta do?  Anything you want cowboy.  Anything.
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Post by: Daniel on August 05, 2007, 08:36:42 am
Jack:

((As though triggered by a sudden memory, Jack suddenly pulls away. He was ashamed to tell Ennis what he really wanted. He'd tried before, to no avail.))

Ennis...  ((Despite the warmth that Ennis was now offering him, Jack couldn't help wonder how long it would last... how long until Ennis would push him away again.))

((Jack turns his head, feeling the bitter breeze of tears in his throat. He couldn't let Ennis see that...))

((With a cooling ardor, Jack pulls on his clothes again.)) Bit cold fer that, don'tcha think?
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 05, 2007, 11:46:43 am
**ATTENTION: Jack's pants have just gone on strike for a raise in pay. They have walked off the set! No understudy available, this is a low-budget movie after all!!**

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Post by: LauraGigs on August 05, 2007, 02:05:08 pm
ENNIS (thoroughly confused):


Hunh???


Uh — darlin?  If you don't wanna make out no more, why you walkin' around with no pants on?
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Post by: Sashca1007 on August 05, 2007, 02:49:41 pm
**ATTENTION: Jack's pants have just gone on strike for a raise in pay. They have walked off the set! No understudy available, this is a low-budget movie after all!!**



((JACK'S PANTS, slowly and indignantly rise to their full and stiff height, same as if Ma Twist had just used a whole can of Niagara Spray Starch on 'em.))

** Now, listen, little lady, you know that never happened, yer just tryin' to get a rise outta my 'Levi's' and get me back to work.  If you can CALL it work.  The very idea!  You think I need extra monetary incentive to wrap my Wrangler self around JACK'S precious parts?!  I'm thinkin' maybe yer jus' a little jealous that I get to cling to all JACK'S rounded parts and bulging parts and rock-hard parts and lean, muscular parts and get to rub all up against ENNIS's pants, and.... um...    YEAH, that's it!  Jealous!  ;D  Askin' fer more money?  Are you kidding?  I'm doin' this job Pro Bone-o, baby!   ;)**

(( After flinging forth what JACK'S PANTS mistakenly think is a snappy retort, they stride purposefully and hastily back to the Broken Arsed set.))

JACK'S PANTS -

%% WHOA, what have we here?!  JACK, my boy, I'm right over here!  I thought with all the buckin' and roamin' and circlin' and... *ahem*  turgidity..  ::) you was wantin' yer thighs not to be so 'denim-clad' any more!  Did you change your mind mid-baritone purr? Mid-hot junction?  Well, that's okay, JACK, I understand how these things can go, but....I'll admit I'm torn....  no, no, not like that, I don't need no knee patch. I mean if you want me to come slide myself back up your thighs, you know I'll be right on that, but...   I gotta admit, sometimes I really like standin' back a ways and seein' you JACK'S PANTS-less...  what a purty sight.  Danged purty sight.  Whoo-eee.  (( Takes deep, shaky, yet satisfied breath...))  I'm right here, hun, grab me and start slidin' those legs right on in. %%

**'Walked off the set.'  Who's gonna believe that?!**   :laugh:

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Post by: Ellemeno on August 05, 2007, 05:16:37 pm
Pro Bone-o


hee hee....
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Post by: Daniel on August 06, 2007, 04:12:42 pm
Jack:

((Jack grabs up JACK'S PANTS and quickly shoves his legs in.))

**Sorry, darlin'. Don't mean to be so rough with you... Why does he gotta spoil a good thing by openin' his mouth anyway?**

((Jack rubs his forehead.)) **Gotta massive headache comin' on...**
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Post by: Front-Ranger on August 07, 2007, 05:16:36 pm
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Ennis, Happy Birthday to you!!

Marijuana springs and singing giraffes aplenty to you!!


**aside to Jack: Is this the way to treat the birthday boy, hmmmmm?? Slow down, I don't like the direction yr goin!!**
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Post by: Daniel on August 08, 2007, 05:16:52 pm
JACK:

**How come everyone's lookin' at me like I'm the culprit... I ain't doin' nothin'... All these random audience members tearin' us in all directions...**
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Post by: Mikaela on August 08, 2007, 05:50:00 pm
ANOTHER RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:


(( Thoroughly confused, mumbling quietly offstage ))

In all directions? Huh? No, there's only one. And if we could, we'd push you, and pull you, and carry you, and levitate you, and make you fly..... The both of you. Together. In one direction. 

(( Deep, deep breath ))

%% Yeah, we'd all like the direction you're going, only if it's the one, the only, the dream come true direction. Oh, they must know the one. Don't they? Doesn't Ennis? Jack?%%

(( Has panic attack and is rendered unable to even mumble ))

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Post by: LauraGigs on August 09, 2007, 01:32:56 am
ENNIS: 

Feels a hot blush, then stinging tears rise.  No. Can't let Jack see that.   Blinks it back. Breathes deeply a few times.

Mystified and dumbfounded at the sudden rejection.   Just offered him everything I can!  He never acts like this.  Something ain't right — gotta make it better. Gotta try.

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/UpToJack.jpg)

Puts shirt and jacket on. Quietly steps outside the tent to Jack.

Carefully lays a hand on either shoulder. Rubs gently, pressing soft pads of thumbs and fingers into the tight spots.

Leans in a bit closer, breath brushing Jack's ear.  You alright, cowboy?  Hmmmm?
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Post by: Daniel on August 10, 2007, 05:58:59 pm
JACK:

((Not wanting to face the isolated pain of rejection once again, Jack remains silent as he zips up his parker.))

** Com'on, Ennis, lets get some food and get a move on... Only so many hours in the day, ya know.**

((Jack can't help but pull into his more sullen self, all too aware of the little time they have left.))
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Post by: coffeecat33 on August 12, 2007, 09:15:47 pm
Empress of Everything

((Peeks in from behind her statuesque statue.))

%%Is the sex scene over?%%

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/empress-2.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on August 16, 2007, 12:42:32 pm
YET ANOTHER RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:



(( Has waited for, rooted for - and stared expectantly and worriedly at -the two men on center stage for a veeery long time. ))

(( Ennis and Jack seem frozen in mid-motion. Where will they go from here? Who will make a move, however small? Who will blink first? An air of undecided fate, destiny in the balance looms over them all.... ))

Sheet! These scenes far from civilization are hard! Augh! Gargle!

(( Collapses from hunger, dehydration and hypothermia ))

Aughargle!


%% HelpHelpHelp!%%

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Post by: LauraGigs on August 16, 2007, 05:13:24 pm
The Following Intermission Entertainment Produced by GNASH (http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=273)!

KBBM-FM in conjunction with Speckled Enamel Productions proudly present

(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jack_waterwalkin.jpg)

A Hot-Blooded Evening Under the Starry Skies

Featuring

The Young Bucks

performing their hit songs:

Why Don't We Do It In the Tent  •  Here Comes That Summer Snow  •  Gun's Goin Off (and I Like It)
Coyotes Cry When the Apples Fall  •  Icy Aguirre Spyin On Me  •  Hot Damn My Boot's On Fire
Bean Fever  •  Dontcha Wish Yer Horsey (Was Hot Like Me)  •  S.H.I.T. (That's Hard)
Liquor Really Is Quicker  •  I Fought The Urge (And The Urge Won)

and their latest smash single Thrown By A Filly, Blown By A Man

Jack F. Twist -
vocals, harmonica, flute, trombone, pan pipes, kazoo
Ennis del Mar - drums, spoons, bongos and back-up vocals

with special surprise performances (weather permitting) by

Wyoming Winds    plus    The Freak Hailstorms
and the Brokeback Thousand Sheep Choir

***
Where: the campfire ring up on brokeback
When: sometime in the summer of '63
**
rain or shine / whisky bottles and smoking allowed / free parking at the pickup point

~ Get Yer Tickets Now At All Basque Ticket-Master Locations ~
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 26, 2007, 11:43:30 pm
Quote
((Not wanting to face the isolated pain of rejection once again, Jack remains silent as he zips up his parka.))

** Com'on, Ennis, lets get some food and get a move on... Only so many hours in the day, ya know.**


You sure now, Jack?  It's early in the mornin yet.
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Post by: Daniel on August 29, 2007, 06:11:21 pm
Jack:

((puts his hands on his hips))

It's gonna take me some time ta drive back ta Texas, ya know?  Can't waste too much time.

((Jack looks up to see Ennis trying to hide a grim expression... unsuccessfully.))

It ain't that bad... I'll be back up next month.
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 29, 2007, 10:25:12 pm
ENNIS:  Next month, hunh?  Uhh, hmmmmmm.

((   Chews fingernails   ))

Uh . . .  Say, yer truck's lookin' a mite dirty. Lemme polish it for ya . . .

(http://completelynaked.org/images/200601/car_wash_2.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 01, 2007, 06:23:42 am
Jack:

((rolls his eyes in exasperation))

**Ennis, fer cryin' out loud. Get some clothes on, its 20 degrees up here.**
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Post by: LauraGigs on September 04, 2007, 01:35:22 am
ENNIS:  No, it's alright bud, really.  Door handle needs polishin.

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/Washing3.jpg)


[softly] Uh, might be a few months before we can see each other agin.
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Post by: Daniel on September 04, 2007, 08:04:46 pm
Jack:

((Jack strains to hear Ennis's last words.))

What's that, Ennis? Sumthin' bout a few months?

((Jack puffs up in indignation.))

Well... All I got to say about that is that a little forewarnin' woulda been nice... we sure had a lotta time ta talk about it.

((Wonders why Ennis is polishing his truck with his naked body before a disastrous thought comes to mind.))

%%Goddamn, 's not me he wants... it's the damn truck.%%
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Post by: LauraGigs on September 05, 2007, 01:23:47 am
ENNIS:  Dang. Thought gettin nekkid would distract him. 

Sorry Jack, it's only a couple more months. 

He looks kinda hot all puffed up though.
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Post by: Daniel on September 06, 2007, 04:29:53 pm
Jack:

%%Now I gotta wait more ta see 'im....%%

Hold on here, Ennis, this is important... Why didn'tcha tell me before...? Coulda made some plans'r sumthin.

((Jack waits for Ennis to respond, his hands on his hips.))
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Post by: LauraGigs on September 07, 2007, 12:13:16 am
ENNIS [nervous, flushed, embarrassed. The conversation he'd been dreading]:

Look I'm awful sorry Jack.  I just have to work, is all.  You fergit what it's like, bein' broke all the time.

((  Scans for empathy in Jack's gaze; doesn't see much  ))

C'mon lighten up on me Jack.  Look at me, why doncha.  Just look.  I'm a fool for you, you know that.

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/EnnisSign.jpg) 
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Post by: Daniel on September 07, 2007, 05:47:01 pm
Jack:

((Jack remembers back to all the wild adventures he and Ennis had once shared: Ennis's spontaneous laughter; his serene and easy grin when he didn't think anyone was watching... then he thought of Ennis's islent agitation over the past few years.))

...I did once...
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Post by: LauraGigs on September 09, 2007, 02:11:56 am
ENNIS:

You did once . . .

((  Ennis remembers back to all the crazy neuroses he and Jack had once shared: the spontaneous attacks of paranoia, 'things' grabbin a hold of them when they didn't think anyone was watching . . . then he thought of Jack's suspicious lack of silent agitation over the past few years.  The result of some . . . therapy or something?!? 

He puts it all together.  Mexico was the place, he had read.  ))

You been to Mexico, Jack Twist?  Hunh?  Cause I done read in all them psychiatric journals what they got in Mexico for boys like you.

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/EnnisPT.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on September 09, 2007, 09:53:45 am
Jack

((Jack blinks.))

Hell yes, I been to Mexico.... and you'd be a helluva lot happier if you'd gone too.

((Jack turns away for a moment, looking at the lake.))

But ya seem ta have a problem with bein' happy.
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Post by: LauraGigs on September 09, 2007, 01:42:25 pm
ENNIS:  Why ya think I been readin all them journals, Jack?

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/EnnisCF.jpg)

You got your way of handlin the lonliness, I got mine. At least I handle mine without cheatin on you!
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Post by: Daniel on September 10, 2007, 01:31:58 am
JACK:

Well readin' journals aint the same as goin' down there....

((Jack pauses, uncertain if he should go on...))

Come on, Ennis, lets you and me get down there for a weekend or sumthin'... Hell, I can prolly get off a whole week if you want to stay down there that long.... and I think you'd be a world happier if ya'd just learn to relax a bit... We can go see that psychologist of mine together, you and me....

((Jack glances up at the taller Ennis with a long-forgotten look of hopefulness, more like his younger days.))

Whaddya say?



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Post by: Daniel on September 10, 2007, 01:48:59 am
JACK:

((Before Ennis can respond, Ennis's last accusation registered for him.))

Hold on here.... cheatin?!?! That wasn't cheatin', that was sexual surrogacy counseling which I needed real bad after you'd gone and done that emotional flip-flop thing and totally screwed me over... err, umm, messed me up.... in the head I mean.

((Jack paces back and forth, agonizing in the small distance between his truck and Ennis's enticingly naked yet angry body.))

I mean.... what the hell was I supposed ta do? Just let you make a mockery of everything that I EVER wanted?

((Jack is becoming more agitated now and turns toward Ennis from near the lake.))

There I was, ready to offer my heart and soul to you and you had the nerve to just treat me like some kind of.... I don't know what you were doing, but it wasn't you..... It wasn't the Ennis I fell in love with.... All I have now, Ennis..... is Brokenarsed Mountain. It was the only goddamn real thing that ever happened to me....!   And for God's sake, MAN, GET SOME CLOTHES ON!!! I'm not gonna stand here and argue with a naked man.... it's uhhh.... Well I'm not sure exactly what it is, but it don't feel right to me.
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Post by: coffeecat33 on September 10, 2007, 12:39:42 pm
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Post by: coffeecat33 on September 10, 2007, 12:41:24 pm
JACK'S TRUCK

%%All that rubbin' 'n washin' and nekkidness is makin' my pistons go up 'n down!%%

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Post by: coffeecat33 on September 10, 2007, 09:47:03 pm
The Empress of Everything

Maybe I should get my little ass over to The Performance Thread, and see what's going on.

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Post by: coffeecat33 on September 10, 2007, 10:00:05 pm
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Post by: LauraGigs on September 12, 2007, 12:59:57 am
Yer damned right it ain't the same as goin down there!  Ain't the same at all.

What, you just expect me to go gallavantin off with you to some whoreson bitch south o' the border?  S'that what you think, Jack?
And I gotta work.  Hunh?  I mean, in them earlier days I just quit the jobs.  I quit jobs — gave up everything, just to be with you!  
((  fighting back tears  ))

All you got is Brokenarsed Mountain??  It's the biggest thing I ever had in my life too!  All I've ever had, and I gave it to you.  I got nothin else to give.
And every time I told you how I felt,
(( voice breaking )) you just ran the hell off on me.  Now I know where you ran the hell off to!

You wanna run off to Mexico?  Then why don't you?  Why don't you let me be, Jack?

It's because a you, Jack, that I'm like this.  I'm nothin, I'm nowhere — buck naked with psychiatric journals and car warsh signs...


((  Collapses in a tearful heap  ))
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Post by: Daniel on September 12, 2007, 10:28:38 am
JACK

((Jack starts toward Ennis, leaning down to embrace him. When Ennis pushes him away he keeps going.))

Goddamn, Ennis, we got some emotional problems, don't we? You and your not bein' able to show your love, and me not bein' able to get over you not showin' your love... We're a great pair, hunh? But it'll be alright. S'what I been tryin' ta tell you. It's alright. Ya just don't ever seem ta listen to me.
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Post by: LauraGigs on September 12, 2007, 12:06:16 pm
ENNIS:

((  naked, sudsy and shivering in Jack's arms  ))

I'm sorry Jack, I'm sorry . . .

((  sobs  ))
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Post by: Daniel on September 12, 2007, 08:47:51 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Peering over the scene from her production tower, Laurel rubs her hands with glee...))

**Truly moving.... that'll get angst in their pants. Enough heartache for now, let's see if I can get that director to cue up the flashback.**

((Laurel passes by the emergency grease monkey release on her way to her desk where she calls down to the director's mobile office.))

**Darling, are you there? Ah yes, no time for beauty tips right now. We've a show to put on. Let's see if we can warm up the audience after that screaming-nerve, agonizing argument sequence......  Oh no, no... I know better than to try to direct the artistic vision, I'm just letting you know... If we have any more of this, we'll likely have exploding audience members, and then the lawsuits will fly through the roof. Not something we can afford right now.**

 
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Post by: Daniel on September 12, 2007, 08:59:58 pm
JACK:

(http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1206051/article_images/theeyeofsauronwithmountdoominthebackground.jpg)

**Quick, Ennis, she's looking the other direction, now's the chance we've been waiting for...**
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Post by: Daniel on September 12, 2007, 09:36:57 pm
LAUREL SPARTA

((Still on the phone with the director.))

**No, no, you're right... I guess I didn't think about that... we don't have the budget to do that fancy flashback scene anyway. Good thinking on your part. We'll just carry along then. Move on to the... final solution separation, I mean.**

((Laurel hangs up the phone and is lost in her own musings for a moment.))
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Post by: Daniel on September 13, 2007, 09:34:33 pm
JACK:

((Jack is bemused and baffled when the cameras start moving away.))

**Hey, what about our flashback?!  Ennis, they're tryin' ta cut out our memories!! Lets get outta here before its too late!**

((Jack grabs Ennis's hand and tries to pull the still naked, sudsy, strangely-youthful Ennis out of the scene. Jack gives Ennis the once-over.))

**Well I guess yer all ready, I jest need ta get rid of this thing and we're good ta have our own little flashback.**

((Jack rips off his fake moustache... %%Ow!!%%, pulls Ennis toward him and kisses him fast and hard, moving his mouth against Ennis's with a furvor he didn't know he had left in him. He pulls back reluctantly to breathe.))

**I know, I know... ain't in the script.**
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Post by: Mikaela on September 14, 2007, 09:00:57 am
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:

((Yelling forcefully from somewhere in the off-stage darkness))

Sod the script!! Forget about the script! You just do what feels right for you!


(( Suddenly introspective and pensive))

%% Perhaps I should start signing myself "Randy Audience Member" instead. Seems that's all I'm ever on about....  %%


(( Slinks off in atonement to look into last-minute possibility of signing on as a shadow-reflecting rock extra for crucial upcoming scene ))






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Post by: Mikaela on September 16, 2007, 12:42:12 pm
RANDY  RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:


((Realizing everything has been at a complete standstill while she was away in tough negotiations with the Casting Director))

Really, you guys! You're so sweet to wait for me - but it really wasn't necessary!

(( Realizes the respectful halt to proceedings may have more to do with the fact that moustache-less Jack is still cradling and caressing and kissing and...... ahem..... a still-shivering, naked, sudsy Ennis, whose sighs and soft moans carry all over the set))

Ooohhhh!

((Whispers))

**Anywaaay, guys - I got in as an extra! **

((Preens))

I am a rock!

(( Places herself strategically near camp fire ))

Totally ready to reflect any single-column shadows, here!

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/Rock32.jpg)

What? You think I wanna miss any little moment of this? Nope, not me! I'm all eyes!

((Whispers))

**But I'm very discrete about it!**

(( Starts humming softly, influenced by mood of recent scene, perhaps, and looking towards the two central characters:))

Don't talk of love,
but know that word is yours;
It's living in your hearts - and mine.
I won't disturb your unspoken feelings that won't die.
If you'd never loved I never would have cried.
I am a rock....

he is an island.
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Post by: LauraGigs on September 16, 2007, 02:09:25 pm
ENNIS:    %%   A rock, hunh?  I'm gettin a bit rock-like, myself.

Still this is pretty fuckin confusin!  Jack's all pushin me away an rejectin me — then all lovin on me an shit?  I can't handle these on-camera / off-camera behavioral inconsistencies!

^ Ah done picked that up from them psychological journals... 
%%


((  Vacillates, as before, between giving in to Jack's loving ministrations — or punching him the hell out.  ))
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Post by: Mikaela on September 16, 2007, 03:03:41 pm
Quote
I'm gettin a bit rock-like, myself.


RANDY RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER TURNED STONE EXTRA

**Gulp**

**Rock-like as in....rock-hard? Oh, the mental images! **

(( Feeling about as hard and solid and cool and collected as the magma at the earth's center))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/Rock322.jpg)

%%Oh, My! It's lucky for me I'm just an inconspicuous little stone. A pebble, really. Noone will notice my slightly overheated,  cross-eyed, tongue-lolling, breathless... appearance..... I hope.%%

((Granite concentration))

%% Serenity now....serenity now%%

(( Deep breat ))

** Ack! Argh! Great balls of marble! Stones don't have hands! I can't fan myself! Aaarhhh! **

((Deep breaths))

OK, all calm now. Seriously. I'm *so* back in character. Should David happen by, looking for just the right tool to take out Goliath, he'd not find me wanting. No Sir. Not that I want to be bragging or anything, but... there'll never be a more ston-y stoned stone here than me! I think my Academy Award will be a stone-in.

(( Another deep breath ))

And anyway.... I mean, seriously - how can a poor extra *not* react to all this emotional stuff happenin',  in the nude and all? This stuff totally moves the heart of.... stone.

 ::)

QED. Buuut, enough about me!  What's that he was saying about rejectin' and lovin' and behavioural inconsistencies? Huh? I wonder if Jack will respond in kind?
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Post by: Daniel on September 16, 2007, 04:58:42 pm


Quote
((  Vacillates, as before, between giving in to Jack's loving ministrations — or punching him the hell out.  ))

JACK:

%% Nice to know we're still in a relationship, hunh?%%

**Will you stop bein' confused, Ennis... I mean, looky here.**

((Jack pulls out a copy of the script.))

**Says here I'm s'posed ta die. I mean, who writes this stuff? It's downright depressin'. Well I agreed to do this story, so I thought we could get away from all that psychological mumbo-jumbo fer a while and jest... ya know... be ourselves.  Ya know, like we was up on Brokenarsed.**

((Jack pauses for a moment))

**Is it jest me, or is my English gettin' worse?... Maybe its cause a the flashback thing. Can do strange things to yer head, ya know. These flashbacks, I mean. Well you bein' there all sudsy and naked and hard, I mean solid... its doin' strange things to my head too.  Just didn' realize it was gonna leave me speechless...

((Jack pauses for another moment, thinking about what he just said.))

**Ah hell, Ennis. I can't even be speechless right.... I'm gonna just shut up now, and kiss you. And if you insist on punchin' me, then you better get yer dukes up.**
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Post by: Mikaela on September 16, 2007, 05:40:33 pm
RABID RANDY RANDOM  RAPT AUDIENCE MEMBER AKA ROCK EXTRA

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/Rock32hearts.jpg)

((Sighs dreamily))

**This rocks! Rock on!**
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Post by: LauraGigs on September 17, 2007, 09:06:39 pm
ENNIS
 
((  Finally relaxes in Jack's arms, giving in fully to the embrace.  Mouth open and soft — accepting Jack's deep kiss and everything along with it — a full exchange of every feeling, every emotion.  Reaches inside the parka to wrap his arms around Jack, reveling in the warm comfort*.  Lets his legs fall open to welcome Jack on top of him. ))
 
 
 
 
 
*not to mention Jack's newly smooth, hairless upper lip.
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Post by: Daniel on September 17, 2007, 11:27:19 pm
JACK

((With Ennis's youthful, relaxed body beneath him, Jack can only melt completely against him, snuggling closer to his body and pulling his arms tighter around. Jack's lips are glued to Ennis's and he can't help but move his lower lip ever so gently against him. The warm cushion of Ennis's mouth softly appealing to touch and taste.))

((Suddenly a thought pops into Jack's mind and he opens his eyes for a brief moment, but doesn't pull away.))

**Mmm mm-mmm, mmm mm-mmm mm mm.**
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Post by: LauraGigs on September 20, 2007, 12:05:46 am
ENNIS [whispering between deep sighs and soft moans]:

Ya know, my offer still stands, cowboy.  Anything you want, Jack.
Anything.
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Post by: Daniel on September 23, 2007, 07:47:29 pm
JACK

((In the few short gasps for air in their embrace, Jack is able to mumble out his earlier request which had been muffled by lips crushing down on his.))

**Don't forget... yer s'pposed ta hum.**

((Without much thought beyond that, Jack leans his head against Ennis's neck and shoulder, closes his eyes, and lets himself drift off to another time and place, caring for nothing except for the awareness that he was wrapped in the arms of the most beautiful being he had ever laid lies on. One who he could tell loved him, but had so much difficulty expressing it.))
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Post by: LauraGigs on September 24, 2007, 01:32:54 am
ENNIS [initially surprised at Jack's brazenness]:

Um, you mean that — uhh — special kind of hum I sometimes do down on you when I'm drunk?
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Post by: LauraGigs on September 24, 2007, 02:07:01 am
ENNIS [realizing what Jack is referring to]:

((  Smiles.  ))  Oh, yeah.   


((  Rocks a little in the sparklight.  Breath coming slow and quiet.
Closes his eyes, and lets himself drift off to another time and place — concerned with nothing except providing a warm, steady heartbeat for his little darlin to lean against.  ))

Mmm mm-mmm, mmm mm-mmm mm mm.
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Post by: Daniel on September 25, 2007, 10:52:49 am
Meanwhile, back at the production tower...

((Laurel Sparta is lost in a deep meditative communion with the producer, but finally looks up, disturbed by the wild pecking at her window. The sound editor Diablo squawks loudly.))

Laurel Sparts:

**Yes...? Oh, I got lost in my thoughts for a moment. I....**

((Laurel listens to Diablo's high pitched squawking for a moment, apparently able to make sense of it.))

**They didn't!!!**

((She rushes to the balcony and overlooks the production lot herself.  She booms out in a terrible voice.))

**TO YOUR STATIONS, GENTLEMEN. THE NEXT SCENE WILL BEGIN SHORTLY.**
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Post by: Daniel on September 28, 2007, 02:01:40 pm
OVERZEALOUS MAKE-UP ARTIST

((grabs up another fake Jack moustache and quickly paints glue on it, ready to apply to Jack's rejuvenated face and age it by several years once again.))
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Post by: Daniel on September 28, 2007, 02:05:26 pm
JACK

((Jack is quickly grabbed by henchmen gaffers as the OVERZEALOUS MAKE UP ARTIST approaches him with the cursed moustache.))

**Oh, c'mon now. We just got the flashback started.... we gotta little more time by my reckonin'.**

((At the OVERZEALOUS MAKE UP ARTIST's dumb smile, Jack quickly loses hope.))

**Or maybe not.**

((Jack lets out a huge sigh as the moustache is reapplied to his upper lip.))

**Well, see'ya round, Ennis.**
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Post by: Mikaela on September 28, 2007, 06:59:19 pm
DO-DO the PRIESTETTE:


(( At those words of JACK's, solemnly and slowly steps onto set, long mystical robes flowing, and amid swirling mists of fate and foresight strikes the sacred GONG OF DESTINY forcefully only once: ))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/gonggonggo.jpg)


DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOM


(( The deep long-lasting din reverberates through the PT and shakes every single performer and performance past and present to their very deepest core ))

(( Shaken, shivering, shocked and stirred, the PRIESTETTE stumbles off set, entirely forgetting to bring the sacred GONG with her. The HIGH PRIESTESS may have a thing or two to say about such carelessness in the very face of fate! ))
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Post by: Mikaela on September 29, 2007, 08:16:40 pm
DO-DO the CLUMSY PRIESTETTE:


(( Stumbles back on set to retrieve the left-behind SACRED GONG OF DESTINY ))


%% Oh most holy FNIT! What is this I see? %%

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/gonggongyinya.jpg)

** A mystic portent! A symbol has magically appeared on the gong of fate! Clearly this is a message of importance from the Powers-That-Be! **

(( Scratches head reverently ))

%% What can this mean? %%

(( Relieved sigh ))

** In any case, it probably was fate that made me forget the gong in the first place! I'm off the hook! No more doom and gloom! Let's hope the same is true for JACK and ENNIS! Now off to meditate and to interpret the meaning of this! **

(( Grabs  Lifts gong and speedily rushes  carefully carries it off to be examined and revered ))
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Post by: LauraGigs on September 30, 2007, 03:16:23 am
ENNIS  [gong reverberating in ears]:

(http://phillipdampier.net/Ennisdrivingawaybrokebackmtn_3473.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on September 30, 2007, 06:22:25 am
DO-DO the animal-lover PRIESTETTE:


(( Peeks out at departing ENNIS from within the shadow of the tall trees, GONG OF DESTINY firmly held and cradled: ))

** That sound was intense! I'm still shaking! Good thing ENNIS takes care to only keep horses with a sky-high startle point these days.**

((Nods))

** He sure doesn't want anyone else than him to get lucky with his lil'darlin. :) **

(( Realizes))

** Uh-Oh. The gong would have made JACK's original LSPM jump so high, she still wouldn't be back down with us on earth!**

(( Inadvertedly looks up to scout for flying horses ))

((Shakes head at self and, still in hiding, turns carefully to catch another little glimpse of JACK ))

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Post by: Daniel on September 30, 2007, 09:52:47 am
JACK:

((Jack looks at the camera with a sad look, his moustache firmly reapplied.))

**Well, now see what y'all've done? Guess I better start headin' back to Texas.**

%% I've had it up to here with this movie, always tryin' ta tear us apart, always makin' it so darn difficult ta get together. Its like, sumthin' don't want us together.%%

((Jack screams out to the sky.))

**WHATS WRONG WITH US BEIN' HAPPY?**
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Post by: Meryl on September 30, 2007, 11:54:17 am
((Jack screams out to the sky.))

**WHATS WRONG WITH US BEIN' HAPPY?**

WISTFUL AUDIENCE MEMBER:

I sure as heck don't know, Jack!  But one thing I do know is I'll always remember you just like this, no matter what Fate and Annie have in store for ya.  I love you, man!  :'(

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokieBrunch/Brokeback/Dozyembracelongshot.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on September 30, 2007, 12:58:56 pm
One thing I do know is I'll always remember you just like this, no matter what Fate and Annie have in store for ya.  I love you, man!  :'(


ROCK EXTRA:

Me too, me too! Always! Always!  :-* :'(

(http://i9..jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on September 30, 2007, 01:13:16 pm
One thing I do know is I'll always remember you just like this, no matter what Fate and Annie have in store for ya.  I love you, man!  :'(


DO-DO the PRIESTETTE:

(( Bursts forth from the woods in pure rapture)) 

(http://i9.photobucket./dodo.jpg)

Me too! Me too! Always!  Always!   :-* :'(



(( GONG OF FATE , behind her, once more *completely* forgotten. It doesn't pay to forget such items of fate and portent, so.... uh-oh! ))

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Post by: Mikaela on September 30, 2007, 01:23:26 pm
One thing I do know is I'll always remember you just like this, no matter what Fate and Annie have in store for ya.  I love you, man!  :'(

MIKA THE DUMBASS MUSICAL MULE:

(( Happens to be passing near the campsite en route to big new performance gig in Vegas: ))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/lepicture2.jpg)

((Stops, stares, and goes misty-eyed ))

(( Starts braying   crooning softly: ))

And I-iiiiii will always love Youuuuuuu
I will alwaaaaays love youuuuu-uuuu
I will always love you two too.....

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Post by: Mikaela on September 30, 2007, 01:29:34 pm
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:

I love you guys too.  :-*

(( Muses))

With all these assorted ladies, gentlemen and uhm... beings... rooting for you and wishing you well, a happy ending for you two really should be wrestled from fate, somehow.... Anything else would be a monumental, incredible tragedy!!!   :'(
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Post by: welliwont on September 30, 2007, 05:51:47 pm
~ANOTHER RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER~

Well, there's always fanfic.....  Why, I could give you links to stories.....

((RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER elbows her in the gut))

Owwww!!!!  Whaddya do that for???  I'm tellin' you, it works!
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Post by: welliwont on September 30, 2007, 05:52:23 pm
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/Redstagecurtainsclosed.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on September 30, 2007, 05:53:14 pm
CALL SHEET

==THE NEXT SCENES ARE:

          SCENE # 65 – CASSIE CONFRONTS ENNIS
          SCENE # 66 – THE POSTCARD
          SCENE # 67 – PHONE CALL TO LUREEN



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Ennis - Laura
Cassie - Kelda
Carl – Chrissi
Lureen - Lee

THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS:
Do-Do the Priestette - Mikaela
High Priestess - Meryl
Props Magician - Anke
Phantom of the Film (Driverless Truck) - Daniel
The Sun - Amanda
The Wind - Clarissa
Mika, The Musical Dumbass Mule - Mikaela
Laurel Sparta - Daniel
Guy Raphaelson (Marketing Advisor) - Daniel  ==

DW
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Post by: Kelda on October 04, 2007, 03:55:41 am
CASSIE:

((Walks about outside the bus station - pacing the floor for Ennis to arrive so she can have her seen))

Karl we'll go inside in a few minutes - stop trying to make me go in!!!!
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Post by: LauraGigs on October 10, 2007, 12:20:55 am
ENNIS in his trailer, alone and forlorn. Tryin to take himself back to the last good time he shared with Jack, the best way he knows how.


((  Takes puff.  ))

[not a drag, mind you, cause he ain't queer.] 

((  Takes another puff.  Coughs.  ))


(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/SmokyTrailer.jpg)


Sheeit . . .

These funny cigs ain't helpin.  Can't conjure Jack up no matter how hard I try.

Sure am hungry all of a sudden though . . .
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Post by: LauraGigs on October 10, 2007, 12:24:00 am
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/PieScene2.jpg)

((  After the 9th slice of pie, the high starts wearin off . . .  ))
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Post by: welliwont on October 12, 2007, 04:12:33 pm
hello my fine Thespians,

How are we today?  Ready to go out there and give it all you've got for the Gipper?   ;) ;D

Cool!!  Whenever you're ready, it's time!


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20on%20BetterMost/gettotheset.jpg)

 :-* :-*

DW
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Post by: Cher on October 13, 2007, 09:02:33 pm

((  The scent of ENNIS' questionable cigarettes wafts heavenward and awakes a certain sleeping beauty.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cher1.jpg)

ME:  (looking like I have turned time forward, way forward, by mistake)  Looks like that cowboy needs another slice of apple pie.  But I don't think I want to work.
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Post by: RuPaul on October 13, 2007, 09:08:54 pm
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/z9299137.jpg)

ME:  (to CHER, fellow graduate of the Dame Edna's Finishing School for International Megastars in Brisbane) Girl, when the chips are down,


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chercaesars-1.gif)


you better work!
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Post by: Cher on October 13, 2007, 09:20:16 pm

ME:  Alright, I will be an angel ...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cherangel.jpg)


(( So it's off my cloud and into the dressing room.  ))


(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chercar4.jpg)

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Post by: YaadPyar on October 13, 2007, 09:20:43 pm
** FSD: The high hasn't worn off completely...not for Ennis, and not for Cher either...**

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/fractal-digital-art-print-psychedel.jpg)
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Post by: Cher on October 13, 2007, 09:28:25 pm


((  And now its out of the dressing room and back onto the set... always enter singing. ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cherjimmy2.gif)

ME:  OK, girls, I'll wait on the taciturn cowboy at table seven.  You gals relax.

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/PieScene2.jpg)



ME:  Hey there, Cowboy, you want another piece a apple pie?  Sorry my cherry is long gone we're all outa cherry cake.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cherjimmy.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on October 13, 2007, 09:33:27 pm
(( FSD gently places bed in corner of diner for those needing to sleep off their high.  Or... ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/bedroomLR-450px.jpg)
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Post by: RuPaul on October 13, 2007, 09:43:04 pm

ME:  OK, girls, I'll wait on the taciturn cowboy at table seven.  You gals relax.


ME:  You go right ahead, CHER, I'll wait on table eight... but I won't make him wait!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/rupaul/rupaulwaitress.jpg)
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Post by: YaadPyar on October 13, 2007, 09:47:20 pm
(( FSD wonders if this might offer more privacy, complete with an extra blanket for those 40 winks.  ))

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j125/yaadpyar/redgreenoneopen.jpg)
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Post by: Cher on October 13, 2007, 09:59:45 pm


ME:  (taking in the view of the FSD's latest onset boudoir creation, and envisioning yet another leg of the endless farewell tour...)

Hey, if Scarlett could make a dress out of drapes...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/big78.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on October 13, 2007, 10:12:29 pm
MEANWHILE, at the production tower.

LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel discusses some of the finer points of an upcoming scene which has already raised a few eyebrows))

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Post by: Daniel on October 13, 2007, 10:16:25 pm
LAUREL SPARTA

**No, no. You won't be held accountable. It's in the script, see?**

The FLYING GREASE MONKEY jumps up and down, pointing at the camera.

**I know, I wonder what they're doing with that black-and-white filter too... At least I look good. I can't tell which looks better, this beautiful gray color or with that green beauty cream on my face...**

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Post by: LauraGigs on October 15, 2007, 01:05:58 pm
Quote
ME:  Hey there, Cowboy, you want another piece a apple pie?  Sorry my cherry is long gone we're all outa cherry cake.


ENNIS:  Uh, can't eat no more pie just now.  Can I get some ice water, or tea with honey or somethin?  Throat's kinda sore.

((  glances up  ))

%%   Dang, they done got some fancy singin waitresses for a diner.  Or I'm just stoned-er than I thought.   %%

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Post by: Kelda on October 15, 2007, 04:23:11 pm
Cassie:

What the hell is Cher doin' here?

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/4c/Cher_in_if_i_could_turn_back_time.JPG)

My god - her panty-hos are all ripped - do you think she has had an accident - I'm a good carer!! I wanna be a nurse ya know!

(http://www.photocasket.com/goth/_Nurse_by_unse.jpg)

Oops - no thats my Halloween costume!!!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6b/Linda_Taggart.jpg/260px-Linda_Taggart.jpg)

Cher!! Cher! Can I help you!?!

GASP!!!!

((Cassie sees what was Ennis' apple pie and bursts into tears))

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f343/kelda_shelton/sam.jpg)

waahhhh!! Apple Pies make Girls Cry..... sob!

INSERT RAY's APPLE PIE MAKES GIRLS CRY PICTURE HERE









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Post by: Cher on October 15, 2007, 10:26:17 pm
ME:  (whilst chuckling siilently and not at all begrudgingly about the "panty-hos" comment!!)

I got somethin' that'll fit you to a tee, alright, Honey.  C'mon, Cowboy, who can really take care of you?  I'll nurse your **CENSORED**.

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cher17.jpg)

**  At least I have FINALLY had the decency to censor myself!  **
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Post by: LauraGigs on October 15, 2007, 10:42:00 pm
ENNIS [once again confused in a deer-in-the-headlights kind of way]:

%%  Sheeit, there goes Cassie or whatever her name was. This place got a trapdoor I can fall into or somethin?  %%

Quote
C'mon, Cowboy, who can really take care of you?  I'll nurse your **CENSORED**.

((  Blushes, looks down  ))

Uh, if I can just get some tea with honey or some ice water, that'll do fine, ma'am.
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Post by: Cher on October 15, 2007, 10:53:36 pm
ENNIS [once again confused in a deer-in-the-headlights kind of way]:

%%  Sheeit, there goes Cassie or whatever her name was. This place got a trapdoor I can fall into or somethin?  %%

((  Blushes, looks down  ))

Uh, if I can just get some tea with honey or some ice water, that'll do fine, ma'am.


ME:  Sure, Cowboy, just lemme get a little taste a CENSORED this lemon before I put it in your tea ...

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cherlemon.jpg)
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Post by: RuPaul on October 15, 2007, 11:08:27 pm

ME:  Sure, Cowboy, just lemme get a little taste a CENSORED this lemon before I put it in your tea ...



ME:  (noticing that hot cowboy I had tragically overlooked before)

Honey, forget her scrawny lemons. how about some melons with your tea? 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/rupaul/rupa1a.jpg)
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Post by: Cher on October 15, 2007, 11:25:51 pm
ME:  (unaccustomed to having to vie for a man's attention. to say the least!)

C'mon, Cowboy, you must be hungry for more than tea.  How about some eggs, Sonny side up?

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chersonny.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on October 15, 2007, 11:44:16 pm
Meanwhile, at the Sacred Relics Chamber:

A MYSTERIOUS MAN:

((A mysterious man enters the sacred relics chamber, narrowly avoiding the priestettes sleeping just outside the door. He tiptoes over to a cabinet and slowly opens it in the light of the full moon filtering in through the lone window. He pulls out a large glass container, the color of red wine, and quietly opens it, gathering some of its dark contents in small vials.))

((He passes back through the doorway, trying not to wake the sleeping priestettes.))
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Post by: LauraGigs on October 16, 2007, 02:05:31 am
ENNIS [throat parching]:  %%  Eggs? Melons? Who does a guy have to screw just to get supm' to drink around here?

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/JECoffee.jpg)

Dang, things was so much simpler up on the mountain . . .   %%
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Post by: RuPaul on October 16, 2007, 02:07:20 am
Meanwhile, at the Sacred Relics Chamber:

A MYSTERIOUS MAN:

((A mysterious man enters the sacred relics chamber, narrowly avoiding the priestettes sleeping just outside the door. He tiptoes over to a cabinet and slowly opens it in the light of the full moon filtering in through the lone window. He pulls out a large glass container, the color of red wine, and quietly opens it, gathering some of its dark contents in small vials.))

((He passes back through the doorway, trying not to wake the sleeping priestettes.))


ME:  **  I do love a mysterious man!  Or even a not-so-mysterious man! **

Hey there, Mysterious Man, I agree, a little red vinyl wine'll do ya good!  You want some?!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/rupaul/rupaulred.jpg)


**  Oh goodness, I hope I'm not going out of sequins sequence here... **

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/rupaul/rupaul12.jpg)
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Post by: RuPaul on October 16, 2007, 02:22:20 am

ENNIS [throat parching]:  %%  Eggs? Melons? Who does a guy have to screw just to get supm' to drink around here?



ME:  This doll baby, for starters!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/rupaul/rupauldoll2.jpg)
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Post by: Cher on October 16, 2007, 02:29:28 am

ENNIS [throat parching]:  %%  Eggs? Melons? Who does a guy have to screw just to get supm' to drink around here?


ME:  OK, OK , Alma I'm a'comin... here's your Tina

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/big15.jpg)

tea with Mussolini

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/teawith.jpg)

lemon.

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Post by: LauraGigs on October 16, 2007, 12:58:33 pm
ENNIS:  %%  Dang.  I needed tea with honey, but the way things are goin I better just drink this and get on my way!  %%

((  Sips tea, this time not caring whether his pinky finger is extended or not!  ))
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Post by: Mikaela on October 16, 2007, 05:08:27 pm
MONROE:


((Steps unobtrusively into the cafe))

Well, I was more than a bit disappointed at learning thet CHER is back in town - and she didn't look me up or let me know she's on the prowl!  tour!

((sighs))

%% Although I am a happily married man, sure enough - for some reason the thought of having CHER so close and yet missing her created this yawning emptiness, this enormous gaping void inside of me..... %%

((Horrified))

Has she really forgotten me - forgotten *us*? How is that possible?

((Still horrified))

** And then I realized she was hittin' on ENNIS, of all people. I won't sit still for that! That would only bring unhappiness to both a them! **


((Steps into the spotlight - the middle of the cafe))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/.jpg)

So, I'm here to remind you, baby! Git your harem veils and your shimmering drapes and your belly-dancer's git-up and all those beads and tassles not to mention the cute curly-toed high-heeled turquise boots over here right now!

Honey Apple-pie my dear, let's reenact the 1001 Arabian nights condensed into one!!!





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Post by: Cher on October 16, 2007, 06:02:59 pm


ME:  MONROE!!  Why hello there, stranger!  I called when I came back into town, but some ranch girl answered and I hung up ... believe me, you are more than just another feather in my cap! 

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cherpony.jpg)
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Post by: RuPaul on October 16, 2007, 06:10:58 pm
(( I am so enthralled by the sight of MONROE, this hunk of grade-A beef, even though I usually go for men with larger, um, gourds... ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/mangourd.jpg)


ME:  Why HELLO, Mr. Grocerman!  You must appreciate good, fresh, firm melons... and you can take advantage of my two-for-one special!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/rupaulbikini.jpg)

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Post by: Mikaela on October 16, 2007, 06:26:44 pm
MONROE:


**GULP!!**

M-m-m-m-elons, miss?

((Distracted from further fruity considerations when realizing the look of CHER's current attire))

Argh! I am so totally underdressed for this Cheroccasion! How embarrassing!

((babbles))

I'm terribly sad and sorry, squaws. I have to go home and get my Indian war bonnet out of the closet. Like right now! Goodbye!

((Stumbles out the door in slippery silk slippers, blushing furiously))

((Tears 3  feet of sheer cloth from decorative loin-draperies, and wipes sweat from brow after pushing turban back))

**Well, anyway....ALMA is waiting for me at home. I suppose my dashingly delightfully dangerous days of CHER and roses (and melons) are over for good **

((Looks back into the cafe for a moment despite himself, sighing longingly))

**Ah, sweet memories!**
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Post by: Cher on October 16, 2007, 06:34:19 pm


ME:  "Ah, sweet mammaries," you say?!!  MONROE, get back here!!!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/chernips.jpg)

(( I take off everything running.  ))
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Post by: Cher on October 16, 2007, 06:37:39 pm

(( BERT and ERNIE, who have queerly clearly come a lot long way since post number 3022 on this thread, are astounded at the latest goings-on.  ))

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/pride.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on October 17, 2007, 02:28:19 am
ENNIS:  %%  Whut the hell — some Lawrence-of-Arabia-lookin fella with a turban and earrings and shit darts in and outta here . . .  and he kinda looked like . . .  Monroe?

I gotta quit them funny cigarettes . . .  %%
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Post by: Mikaela on October 17, 2007, 11:21:53 am
I gotta quit them funny cigarettes . . .  %%


MONROE:

((Still reeling))

Give thos funny cigs to me, then....... I need'em something firece righ now!
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Post by: Kelda on October 17, 2007, 01:27:59 pm
CASSIE:

You know Cher, girls don't fall in love with fun umm... bad outfits!?!

(http://humanities.byu.edu/elc/student/idioms/idioms/images/fall_in_love.jpg)
(http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/sgreen/2007/04/23/143217__6cher_l.jpg)

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Post by: Penthesilea on October 17, 2007, 02:01:49 pm
Carl:

((stumbles in, totally confused))

Damn, why's everything so blurry here?

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/CarlBackground-1.jpg)

%%Must be those funny ciggs that sad cowboy over there smokes. He's pretty hot though. Wonder if he'd share his apples, err, I mean apple pie with me....%%

((cranes his head, keeps looking for Cassie))

Cassie, Caaaaaa-sssiiiiieeeee!
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Post by: Mikaela on October 17, 2007, 02:14:19 pm
MONROE:


((Peeks in the door with a dopey smile pasted on askew))

Hehehe. No, I don't think it's the funny cigs. Hehe-He gave me one....one...one.... and I'm feeling mellow, I can - I can- I can, can't I I can ....... see very clearly. Clearly. C-L-E-A-R-L-Y! Yepyep.

(http://i9..jpg)

Yeah, I clearly see this increadibly hair-raising vision! So hold on to your hat, cowboy!

((Cringes in fear while snorting with laughter still))

((Pulls turban down over eyes and stumbles off into the night))



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Post by: Penthesilea on October 17, 2007, 03:04:57 pm
Carl:

%% OMG. Who's this guy in a turban?. Something is definitely strange here.
I feel a bit strange myself...
I keep seeing things...
Cher, RuPaul, the Turban guy....
And colors .... I can see colors! %%

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Dancer_jpg.jpg)


%% I can feel the colors, I can feel the LOVE %%

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/bunte_Herzen.jpg)

%% I feel also mellow ... and mushy ...%%

((taps his foot))

%% I feel the urge... can't stop it.... I have to .....DANCE %%

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/CarlTanzend.jpg)
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Post by: Kelda on October 17, 2007, 06:14:43 pm
Cassie: Phew - that smoke is good.
[youtube=425,350]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OAoWgenBkhY[/youtube]
But I can't get tooooooooo high - I get angry!

[youtube=425,350]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jE3FSWzmg0Y[/youtube]
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 18, 2007, 08:31:29 am
(http://www.petfooddirect.com/store/images/prod/61051012_lg.jpg)

((Squinting and gingerly opening his lid to the bright Signal morning, JBB receives some unexpected but much longed-for news from his good friend CHER on the BAM set. There are rumours that the errant warshrag TERRY CLOTH has been sighted near Riverton...))

JBB (roused from his self-imposed exile):

**HOT DAMN!!! Could it... could it be that TERRY has come back to me? Might I even dare to hope that I might feel the joy of his freshly laundered loops against my lovelorn tubing once more?**

((JBB glances over at the slumbering walrus wedged uncomfortably in the rickety office chair in a Porta-cabin in downtown Signal))

**Well as much of thrill as it has been to attend to your chafing and sore bits Mr Aguirre, sir, I was only stayin' here in the hope TERRY CLOTH might look me up one summer and wanna go back up on Brokeback. And I gotta go wherever my warshrag winds up - no matter whose arse he's warshin'... See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!!**

((JBB makes a hasty exit from the cabin before the walrus awakes, and rolls as fast as a lil' tube o' butt cream can, along the dusty road to the Riverton set - as always, singing a little ditty to help him along the way (this one to the tune of Glen Campbell's 'Rhinestone Cowboy'):

**I've been walkin' these streets so long
Singin' the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Signal
Where buffing's the name of the game
And butt creams get warshed away like the snow and the rain
There's been a load of exfoliatin'
On my road to warshrag datin’
But I'm gonna be where his wefts are layin' on me

Like a shiny-tubed butt cream
Smoothin’ out on an ass in a star-spangled detox spa
Like a shiny-tubed butt cream
Gettin’ smeared on the butt of Mr Andy Garcia
Or even Eva Longoria

Well, I really do mind the rain
But a smile can hide all the pain
But you're down when you're ridin' JACK’S PANTS and they’re takin' the long way
And I cream of the butts I did
With a broken heart and a dollar tucked inside my lid
There's been a load of exfoliatin'
On my road to warshrag datin’
But I'm gonna be where his wefts are layin' on me

Like a shiny-tubed butt cream
Smoothin’ out on an ass in a star-spangled detox spa
Like a shiny-tubed butt cream
Gettin’ smeared on the butt of Mr Andy Garcia
Or even Eva Longoria

Like a shiny-tubed butt cream
Smoothin’ out on an ass in a star-spangled detox spa

FADE
Gettin’ smeared on the butt of Mr Andy Garcia
Or even Eva Longoria-a-a-a…**
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Post by: Cher on October 18, 2007, 01:14:19 pm

ME:  Damn perfect timing for JBB to get back onset!  I suppose he'll work on the other end.  I don't want to look like an ass, and I need to save some face around here!

(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n258/alec716/cher/cherJBB.jpg)

Maybe I can help JBB find that silly warshray...
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 18, 2007, 01:19:59 pm
JBB:

**Dammit woman! Leave some o' the good stuff in mah tube for mah brushed cotton beau!

Now CHER honeypie. WE go back a looooooong way and I'm sure I can count on you to help me find mah TERRY. Did I hear tell of a sighting of him around these here parts??**
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Post by: LauraGigs on October 21, 2007, 05:29:56 pm
ENNIS: ((  Finishes drinkin tea — not sippin, mind you, cause he ain't queer.  ))
 

%%  With all the craziness around here, maybe I can sneak out the backdoor . . .

(The back, I mean. Sheeit.)

anyways, I can sneak out the back before that Cassie or whoever sees me . . . %%


Uhh, can I get the check please??
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Post by: Daniel on October 23, 2007, 02:00:41 pm
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel overlooks the whole thing from her centrally placed production tower. She grabs up her megaphone))

**No! Nobody gets paychecks til the end of the movie/play/whatever. We have to keep the money for the special effects team for now.**
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Post by: Mikaela on October 23, 2007, 02:31:39 pm
DO-DO the TEMP WAITRESS:



((Whizzes past on Ms. SPARTA's orders. Plonks a plate - or two, or three - down in front of ENNIS))

You're staying in your seat, cowboy!

((Impressed with herself))

If you're talking checks, do be sure to check this out!

((Beams proudly at ENNIS))

** As long as I had to take this job to make ends meet inbetween my sacred Priestette gigs, let noone say I've not refined waitressing into Modern Art! **


Enjoy!!

(http://i9.photobucket.)
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Post by: Mikaela on October 25, 2007, 05:29:05 pm
DO-DO the TEMP WAITRESS:


((Plods yawningly onto set))

You about finished with those pies there, Cowboy? Want me to bring you a cup a coffee? Another batch a apple pies?

((Plods tiredly on towards kitchen, turns and stares inquisitively at ENNIS:))

Say, cowboy - are you into whipped cream at all?
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Post by: Mikaela on October 25, 2007, 05:59:41 pm
DO-DO the TEMP WAITRESS:


((Returns))

Here you go, Cowboy. Apples and cream. Just for you. Be sure to enjoy, now!

((Plonks down plate and scurries off away from the innuendo of it all))

**Now if that don't get him to make *some* kind of move, I don't know what will!**

((Shakes head and starts worrying))

** Danger is he'll just run off, screaming - or mumbling - without even settling that check he never got! Ms. SPARTA would be livid! **


(http://i9..jpg)



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Post by: LauraGigs on October 25, 2007, 06:11:21 pm
ENNIS:  %%  Oh man, between the crazy waitresses, technicolor pies, Cassie's dancin date an all that . . . I'm quittin the funny smokes for good.  %%

Can I just get the check, ma'am? And is there a back exit outta here —

%%  Sheeit, she done run off already.
That does it. I gotta blow this place. Dangit!  Get outta here, I mean.  %%

((  Plunks a few bills on the table. Quietly rises from his seat. Looks around for a back exit . . . 

and sneaks out!!   ))

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Post by: welliwont on November 02, 2007, 09:30:25 pm
CALL SHEET

==THE NEXT SCENES ARE:

          SCENE # 66 – THE POSTCARD
          SCENE # 67 – PHONE CALL TO LUREEN



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Ennis - Laura
Lureen - Lee

THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS:
Phantom of the Film (Driverless Truck) - Daniel
Do-Do the Priestette - Mikaela
High Priestess - Meryl
Props Magician - Anke
The Sun - Amanda
The Wind - Clarissa
Mika, The Musical Dumbass Mule - Mikaela
Laurel Sparta - Daniel
Jack's Body Butter - Nicky
Terry Cloth – Alec  ==

DW
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Post by: LauraGigs on November 10, 2007, 02:58:03 pm
ENNIS:  %% Hmm, let's see what came in the mail this week.  %%


(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/EnnisMags.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on November 10, 2007, 08:04:00 pm
Do-Do:


(( Carefully assumes position in the greek chorus line ))

(http://i9..jpg)


**Ms. Sparta told me to report to set, dressed fit for a Greek Tragedy. And we've been practicing these dirge-like chorus lines about Fate and Doom and Grief and Destiny for the longest time.... **

(( Uneasy ))

%%I've got a terrible feeling that whatever is about to happen will be too much for me. Perhaps I can sneak off when ms. Sparta isn't looking.... %%

((Arms in air, eyes directed heavenward, starts swaying slowly to slow sombre music))

%%Oh, woe betide....%%
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Post by: welliwont on November 10, 2007, 08:32:06 pm
Do-Do:

**Ms. Sparta told me to report to set, dressed fit for a Greek Tragedy. And we've been practicing these dirge-like chorus lines about Fate and Doom and Grief and Destiny for the longest time.... **

(( Uneasy ))



DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

who?  whut??  Ms Sparta told you....  what does this mean?

((pokes her head out the door of her new trailer, looks around to find out who's speaking))

DO-DO.  Are you confused DO-DO?

%%Why do I keep hearing "MS SPARTA said...." and "MS SPARTA wants...."  *What*  is going on here??%%

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Post by: Daniel on November 10, 2007, 09:18:33 pm
Laurel Sparta:

((From the balcony of the production tower, Laurel pulls out a megaphone when she spies Ms. Welliwont.))

**Oh dahhling! We have a few things we need to discuss. The Producer wants to put in some lovely little tidbits... and I was sure you wouldn't object, so I gave the cast the go-ahead! It will all turn out beautiful.**

((At Welliwont's stare of injustice, Laurel continues.))

**I would have told you sooner, dahhling, but you were having your spa vacation, and I didn't want to ruin it for you. But now that you're back on set, I'll tell everyone to report to you to implement the splendiferous scenes!! Ta ta!**

((Laurel retreats back into the production tower, leaving the Sound Editor Diablo perched on the roof for his skilled espionage.))
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Post by: Mikaela on November 10, 2007, 09:28:35 pm
Do-Do:


((Ducks head and throws arms up in protective gesture))

((Furtively looks around and considers options))

**I guess, with this momentuous clash or the Titanesses going on full-force, noone will notice one humble little priestette sneaking off into the night.....**

((Outwardly motionless as any marble statue, furiously ponders flight routes))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: welliwont on November 10, 2007, 09:59:39 pm
Laurel Sparta:

((From the balcony of the production tower, Laurel pulls out a megaphone when she spies Ms. Welliwont.))

**Oh dahhling! We have a few things we need to discuss. The Producer wants to put in some lovely little tidbits... and I was sure you wouldn't object, so I gave the cast the go-ahead! It will all turn out beautiful.**

((At Welliwont's stare of injustice, Laurel continues.))

**I would have told you sooner, dahhling, but you were having your spa vacation, and I didn't want to ruin it for you. But now that you're back on set, I'll tell everyone to report to you to implement the splendiferous scenes!! Ta ta!**

((Laurel retreats back into the production tower, leaving the Sound Editor Diablo perched on the roof for his skilled espionage.))

DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

((stuttering))

But..  whut.....  ???  whut??  but.....

((voice trails off as LAUREL SPARTA glides out of sight through the open doorway leading to the Producers' quarters))

then ((in a loud voice))

I WASN'T ON NO SPA VACATION!!  WHO TOLD YOU THAT??  I was right here in my trailer the whole time.  And I have my pager and my blackberry and my celly turned on at full volume day and night.  24/7.  I would have heard you if you'd tried reach me.

((takes a couple of steps backward, tilts her head up and focuses on the doorway that LAUREL has just passed through))

The Producer - d'ya mean this producer?  Our producer??

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/JamesSchamus2005.jpg)

James Schamus?  Are you up there James??  I think I need to talk to you about something....

((voice trails off))

%%if it's not too late...%%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Brown Eyes on November 10, 2007, 10:30:37 pm
CALL SHEET


THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS:

The Sun - Amanda 

**Well... here I am!  8) **

<img src="http://www.divshare.com/img/midsize/2711862-0d1.jpg" border="0" /> (http://www.divshare.com/download/2711862-0d1)



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on November 10, 2007, 10:34:40 pm
**Well... here I am!  8) **

~~Quite the words of the day!!

Lureen's in makeup rite now, and it may take a few days more to get the smeared fingernail polish just right!!~~



Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on November 11, 2007, 03:09:25 am
((  ENNIS leafs through his mail.  ))


Whut's this?

(http://Http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/HT.gif)


Oh yeah, subscribed after that last campin trip. Jack'll like this, I bet.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on November 11, 2007, 03:39:48 pm
((  Unfolds grocery circular  ))

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/Monroes.jpg)

Man, that Monroe's a crazy one.  Got some good prices on beans, though.  Better stock up on campin' food — hope I hear from Jack.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on November 11, 2007, 07:53:50 pm
Do-Do:


(( Distracted despite herself))

** Yes, Monroe's Grocery is where we priestettes stock up on our sacred stash of mystical magical beans of portent (they have given "Jack and the beanstalk" a whole new meaning to us, I'll have you know!) **'

(http://i9.photobucket..jpg)


**But be that as it may, I shall have to keep solemn vigil now over this steamy pot of sacred beans:**

(http://i9.photobucket.co)

Oh most sacred beans, filled with mystic messages! What are you trying to convey to us?

(( Starts swaying slightly and rhytmically, dazed from the fumes rising from the sacred beans ))

What omen is this? What portent draws nigh?

((Stares rigidly into the depth of the beans, still swaying like a befuddled cobra, inhaling the pungent fumes))

((Cries out, and faints; - collapsing  onto the dust of the sidewalk))   :o  :o
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on November 11, 2007, 08:00:36 pm
((  ENNIS leafs further through mail  ))


Hunh?

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/PTFem.gif)


Hunh . . . whatever.  Maybe I can leave this one with Steve at the ranch or somethin.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Meryl on November 12, 2007, 01:18:16 am
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/KananaskisQuestionMark.jpg)

**In her secluded mountain retreat, the HIGH PRIESTESS, deep in meditation, senses a ripple in the Force of Nature**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Meryl on November 12, 2007, 02:07:10 am

What sees the Inner Eye?

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Eye.jpg)

Alas, the Sacred Meal hath been prepared....the Handmaid lies in deepest swoon....

The Prophecy is at hand!



(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/cryingwoman.jpg)

Ahime!  Ahime!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on November 13, 2007, 01:23:15 pm
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Ennisreadslastpostcard-L.jpg)

So what's this last thing?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on November 13, 2007, 03:10:17 pm
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:


(http://i9.bitingnails.jpg)


((Bites nails))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Meryl on November 13, 2007, 05:33:04 pm

The HIGH PRIESTESS falls to the floor, helpless against the images flooding her mind....


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/eye-crying.jpg)


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Lucia.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Meryl on November 13, 2007, 06:45:33 pm

Advancing slowly, inexorably, they reveal, one after the other, a terrible Truth....
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(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/riderlesstruckinvertedcolors.jpg)
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(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/tirechangeeffects.jpg)
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(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Starburst_Galaxy.jpg)
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(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/prophetsheep-1.jpg)
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(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/tearseffects.jpg)
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(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/TwisthouseJACKblurred.jpg)
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(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/Dead_tree.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on November 13, 2007, 07:05:57 pm
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBERS:


((Cling together in fear and despair))



(http://www.wsu.edu/~delahoyd/shakespeare/rjhug.jpg)

O God, we both have ill-divining souls!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on November 18, 2007, 09:15:47 am
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBERS:


(( Having held their breath for days:))

(http://www.ruf.rice.edu/~bkrshk/1980/Pics/DeadCast.jpg)

Augh! Gargle! Aughargle!

((Mass collapse))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on November 18, 2007, 01:36:31 pm
ENNIS [his audience — and world —crashing around him]:

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/DecCard.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on November 18, 2007, 05:20:44 pm
DISTRAUGHT AND DAZED RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:


(( Reelingly determines to try re-writing history ))

%% My hands are shaking so much, I can hardly hold this red pen to write! %%

(http://i9..jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on November 18, 2007, 08:56:09 pm
SAME RANDOM DESPERATE AUDIENCE MEMBER:

(( Clings to hope ))

%% Oh wait, wait! Now I know! I know what that card means to say.... %%

(( Hands still shaking ))

(http://i9.)

It's just a message from Jack that he can't make it till the month after! It is! It is!! ......Isn't it?

(( Pleadingly ))

It *has* to be........ that *has* to be it..... pleeaaaase?

(( Starts sobbing ))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on November 21, 2007, 02:21:54 pm
SAME RANDOM DESPERATE AUDIENCE MEMBER:

(( Clings to hope ))

%% Oh wait, wait! Now I know! I know what that card means to say.... %%

(( Hands still shaking ))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/DecCard22.jpg)

It's just a message from Jack that he can't make it till the month after! It is! It is!! ......Isn't it?

'Nother Random Audience Member:

Wait, it actually says "DISMISSED" doesn't it?? I think it got sent to Bobby's teacher instead of Jack, and she's dismissing Bobby to go see his new tutor that Jack arranged for him??? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Daniel on November 21, 2007, 07:54:55 pm
GUY RAPHAELSON

((Heartbroken and distraught over the still comatose Lucise Indapaddock, Guy tears himself away from the ton of emails that is still flooding his laptop computer.))

**It says... DISEASED? Who got sick? The mailperson?**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on November 21, 2007, 08:02:18 pm
YET ANOTHER RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:

No, no, it was that vixien Lureen!! Jack told her he was goin' to the combine convention in November, when he was slinking away to meet with Ennis instead!! She got mad and wrote "DECEIVED" on the post card. Those Kappa Phi girls could never spell worth a damn!!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on November 21, 2007, 08:12:46 pm
YET ANOTHER RANDOM INTERPRETATIVE AUDIENCE MEMBER:


No, I think it must be about Jack. He's not diseased, exactly, and Lureen's not more deceived than she ever was..... But Jack *is* ill to some extent - as in "DEPRESSED". And who can blame him, really?

((Sighs and worries))

That card is a cry for help and lovin'!!

(http://i9..jpg)

Who wouldn't be depressed, going without ENNIS for months on end, and with swooning priestettes here and the HP uttering dire prophecies there?

(( Convinced by own words ))

Obviously he's in dire need of Ennis to appear to brighten his days....and nights!

((Nods vigorously))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Meryl on November 21, 2007, 10:32:55 pm


(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/EnnisPostOfficeradialblur.jpg)

A sudden gust of wind swirls around Ennis, raising up dust, threatening to take his hat off.  The catalogs
he holds in his hands rattle loudly.  He shakes his head, blinks his eyes, looks down again at the postcard....
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: welliwont on November 22, 2007, 04:41:37 am

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/Discussed8_016640.jpg)

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on November 22, 2007, 03:49:08 pm
CONFUSED AUDIENCE MEMBER:



Hunh?

Discussed? Discussed whether he'd go to Pine Creek on the 7th? Discussed with whom?


((Scratches head))

And then what?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Meryl on November 22, 2007, 11:08:35 pm
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/EnnisPostOfficebiggerradialblur.jpg)

The wind decides to try again, blows a little harder.  Ennis's eyesight sure ain't what it used to be!   ::)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on November 23, 2007, 03:26:46 am
Ennis's eyesight sure ain't what it used to be!  

Random Audience Member:


Especially when completely blurred by....is that.....would that be.....could it be..... tears?  :'(

[IMG]http://i9.
Nooooooooooooo!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on November 23, 2007, 04:49:35 pm
LUREEN:

Well, that's it! Three days and six packs a cigarettes later, my makeup is complete! Now all I gotta do is wait for my polish to dry!!

((waves her red talons in the air, scattering cigarette ash all over))

(http://www.divshare.com/img/980569-ec2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on November 23, 2007, 05:15:49 pm
RANDOM COSTUME ASSISTANT:



Hey Lureen, are you *quite* sure you shouldn't don some more of these? Personally I think they'd complete your unique and classy look!

(http://i9..jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on November 24, 2007, 12:09:11 pm
LUREEN:

Why, thank you a bunch, girl!! Don't mind if I do!! Say, what are you doin after we finish this scene? Wanna go to a spa with me?? Powder our noses a bit?? Drink some cheap chardonnay??

((Reaches out for pearls, smearing polish all over her fingers))

Dang it all to tarnation!! Now I need to git the cast to stall some more while I clean up this mess!!


(http://www.divshare.com/img/980568-12a.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Daniel on November 25, 2007, 07:56:23 am
LAUREL SPARTA

((Overhears Lureen and looks out, dismayed. Behind Laurel the WINGED GREASE MONKEYS wait, poised to leap into their assault.))

**You don't need to do anything of the sort. The cast is stalling enough as it is! It's time for some Final Moments!!!**

((Laurel's laughter peals down across the set, as dark thunderous clouds roll in from the north.))
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on November 25, 2007, 05:59:50 pm
LUREEN

**Now you just hold yer horses monkeys, Miz Laurel! You have no idea how much time it takes to create ma special look for this, ma most important scene a the whole performance!!

I wuz tryin to go for this look:

(http://www.divshare.com/img/2887736-5ec.jpg)**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on November 25, 2007, 06:02:41 pm
LUREEN

**Or mebbe somethun more like this:

(http://www.divshare.com/img/2887740-609.jpg)**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on November 25, 2007, 06:04:12 pm
LUREEN


**Or, wadaya think about this look? I like this alot!**

(http://www.divshare.com/img/2887738-f6a.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on November 25, 2007, 06:05:52 pm
LUREEN


But when I look in the mirror, I just keep seein this!!

(http://www.divshare.com/img/2887739-455.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on November 25, 2007, 10:57:08 pm
ENNIS [eyes blurring]:

Whut the hell . . .
deceased?
inceased?
december?
dismissed?
diseased?
deceived?
depressed?
discussed?
decided?

Sheeit . . . dang farsightedness. Can barey even read the Handley's Catalog these days.  Better call down to Childress — find out whut in tarnation's goin on.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on November 25, 2007, 11:10:02 pm
RIIIIING!

(http://WWw.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/LilPhone.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on November 26, 2007, 02:45:54 pm
LUREEN

EEUUUEEWWW! That is the tawdriest ringtone I ever did hear!!

**Now how aym I supposed to operate this monster phone, hunh? Where do ya flip it open??**

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on November 29, 2007, 12:28:02 am
RIIIIIIIIIIIING!

(http://WWw.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/LilPhone.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on November 30, 2007, 08:56:11 pm
((Lureen is studying the script-within-the-script that her daddy prepared for her. Her eyes are getting littler and littler and she looks like a rabbit trying to squeeze into a snakehole with a coyote on her tail))


LUREEN


Ahem... memememememememe...
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on December 01, 2007, 03:30:05 pm
RIIIIIII - IIIIIIING!

(http://WWw.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/LilPhone.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 01, 2007, 09:31:00 pm
LUREEN

**Dang it all to tarnation, there goes the phone agin! I better answer!**

((glides over to the divan and sinks down while scooping up the phone and bringing it to her superbly coiffed head))

Yel-low!!

Yel-low!!

Yel-low!!

(http://www.divshare.com/img/2964818-959.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on December 02, 2007, 12:23:18 am
ENNIS catches a flashback:

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/SnowDance.gif)

%%   Dang, that's some cold-ass voice just come slip-slidin' down the wire!  Whoo-whee!!   %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 02, 2007, 07:51:02 pm
LUREEN


Yel-low, I said!

Is anybody there?


**All I hear is heavy breathing!**

If you're not there, put Cate Blanchett on the line then!!

(http://www.divshare.com/img/2964819-0b1.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on December 02, 2007, 11:55:40 pm
ENNIS [nipples hard, but for all the wrong reasons]:

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/ESanta.jpg)


Uh, maam, is Jack there?  I done got a postcard I sent him back with "diseased" or sump'n stamped on it, and I don't quite know what to make of that.

Can I, uh, talk to him or somethin?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 04, 2007, 10:41:55 pm
LUREEN

%%Hearing that Wyoming accent, gets a flashback of her own%%


(http://www.divshare.com/img/3003623-953.jpg)

Jack? Uh, Jack ain't here right now...
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on December 05, 2007, 01:28:45 am
ENNIS [Goosebumps rising, but for all the wrong reasons]:

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/ESanta.jpg)


Ain't there right now?  Do you know when he'll be in or somethin?  I need to talk with him and all.
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 05, 2007, 01:36:50 pm
LUREEN

%%Getting another vision of her Jack in a totally different place than she had ever known%%

(http://www.divshare.com/img/3003622-0b8.jpg)

Jack...he...

Who is this??

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on December 05, 2007, 10:49:28 pm
ENNIS:  Uh, Ennis del Mar.  I'm an old buddy of Jack's . . . 
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 05, 2007, 10:54:26 pm
LUREEN:

I know that. You're the huntin buddy...


(http://www.divshare.com/img/3003621-dfe.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 06, 2007, 11:10:55 am
LUREEN

...the fishin buddy...


(http://www.divshare.com/img/3020999-fe5.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 06, 2007, 02:47:04 pm
LUREEN

the drinkin buddy...


(http://www.divshare.com/img/980313-3b6.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 06, 2007, 03:36:05 pm
LUREEN

...the ridin buddy


(http://www.divshare.com/img/626714-222.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: welliwont on December 06, 2007, 07:18:39 pm

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/Fishinbuddyframed.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 06, 2007, 11:09:17 pm
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/Fishinbuddyframed.jpg)


LUREEN: That's right...the fishin buddy!!
**sob**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 06, 2007, 11:15:03 pm
LUREEN

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he...your wrasslin buddy too?



(http://www.divshare.com/img/1082673-e69.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 06, 2007, 11:17:27 pm
LUREEN??

...your my kissin buddy??



(http://www.divshare.com/img/1082683-551.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 06, 2007, 11:57:58 pm
LUREEN

...the hug buddy too...


(http://www.divshare.com/img/1082682-79f.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 07, 2007, 12:03:45 am
LUREEN

The one you shared time with when work was done...


(http://www.divshare.com/img/626712-789.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 07, 2007, 12:07:51 am
LUREEN

And the one who shouldered his share of the work, and more...


(http://www.divshare.com/img/1082656-137.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Daniel on December 09, 2007, 03:45:32 am
JACK:

((From somewhere off stage))

**Now that, I didn' mind so much. Was mainly showin' off fer Ennis there.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on December 09, 2007, 03:37:52 pm
ENNIS [cheeks red and flushed, for all the wrong reasons]:

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/Befud.jpg)

%%   Wrasslin?  Kissin?  Huggin?  How the hell does she know all that? 
At least she didn't mention the trippin balls and nekkid truck warshin, but still . . .   %%


**   Uhhh . . .  uhhh . . . .  **
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Post by: Front-Ranger on December 10, 2007, 12:23:10 am
~~Ennis's "huh?" snaps Lureen out of her visioning, bringing her back to cold, broken reality~~

LUREEN

Oh... you're probably wantin to know what happened then..."


(http://www.divshare.com/img/2964820-9b1.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on December 10, 2007, 12:41:27 am
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/ESanta.jpg)

ENNIS:  Whut happened?  Uh, yeah, I'd appreciate that.  Or you could just have him call me back or somethin . . .   if you'd rather?


((  desperately hoping Jack can call back...  ))
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Post by: Meryl on December 10, 2007, 01:30:59 am
((Meryl checks in on the Random Audience Members (last seen on Page 465) to see how they're holding up...))

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/DeadCast.jpg)

**Well, looks like one or two might have bought the farm, but most seem to be still breathing.   Maybe we should order in some cold compresses and shots of whiskey.  They might still have to hold out for another five pages or so....**
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Post by: Mikaela on December 10, 2007, 05:11:44 pm
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:


[IMG]
((Bites nails))
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Post by: Mikaela on December 10, 2007, 05:14:47 pm
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBERS:


((Still clinging together in fear and despair - by now, they're probably attached for life!  :o ))



(http://www.wsu.edu/~delahoyd/shakespeare/rjhug.jpg)

O God, we *still* have ill-divining souls!

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Post by: Front-Ranger on December 12, 2007, 12:54:32 am
LUREEN:

He...uh...


((Looks around the page wildly for help finding words...))

Jack...he...bought the farm!!

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Post by: Meryl on December 12, 2007, 02:39:20 am

MORE RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBERS:

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/BBMLinesVisualized/BrokeArseMountain/dinershunh.jpg)

**Bought the whuh....?**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on December 12, 2007, 02:52:38 am
ENNIS:  %%  Does she mean a ranch??  Sheeit!  %%

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/Befud.jpg)

Maam?  You mean like — a cow n' calf operation or somethin?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 12, 2007, 07:30:12 pm
LUREEN

Jack...kicked the bucket, Ennis!!


(http://www.divshare.com/img/2964821-dcd.jpg)


Do you want to know what happened?

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Post by: Daniel on December 13, 2007, 12:40:37 am
Jack:

((From somewhere offstage))

**He-eelll no, I didn't kick no bucket, Lureen! Well, I did kick that old bucket a' parts at the beginnin' of the movie... and I stuck my boot in the fire a few times, but not much for kickin' buckets. Will you jest git yer facts straight and lay em out for him. I'd hate to do it my way. I've got a skewed way a lookin' at things right now.
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Post by: welliwont on December 13, 2007, 12:28:46 pm
DIRECTOR WELLIWONT~

CUT!

SCRIPT GIRL, WHERE ARE YOU?


ACTOR-PLAYING-JACK, are you working off the wrong script?  Those are lines from the alternate-ending script, which we are not going to do until we finish performing the real ending.

%%If we still have the strength to do so.%%


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Post by: Daniel on December 13, 2007, 12:57:04 pm
JACK

((from somewhere offstage))

**All I'm sayin' is these metaphors ain't doin' too well. Ennis's cute and all, but he's got a hard time with figgerin' stuff out. So let's just get a move on! **
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Post by: Front-Ranger on December 13, 2007, 03:25:41 pm
LUREEN

 
**okay, okay, hay I'm actin' here!!**

Well...see... ((goes into trancelike state))

Jack was being a rodeo f**k-up, and he accidently kicked the bucket into the fire, and...

(http://www.divshare.com/img/980317-d08.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on December 13, 2007, 04:34:46 pm
LUREEN ((continues in a trancelike state))


...only...there was WHISKEY in the bucket, see, cause they were gonna have hot toddies after fishin'...and it caught on fire and...and...
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Post by: Mikaela on December 13, 2007, 05:54:35 pm
RANDOM (CLUELESS) KICKED BUCKET:


Whiskey? On fire? Oh, envy! Sounds exciting! Myself, I'm just cold and kicked into this here dust, where I'm spilling my last lonely lilac drops all alone.....

*sigh*

(http://i9.photobucket.jpg)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on December 14, 2007, 05:03:47 pm
LUREEN


((Quickly scoops down and rights bucket))

**What a bee-oo-tiful shade of mauve!! I must save this lovely bucket 'cause I have a dear friend who just looooves mauve!! In fact, she's right close by!! I must give this to her!!**

Yel-low, Ennis. Can I call you right back? I gotta do sumpthun right now. What's yer cell phone number??
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on December 15, 2007, 04:48:08 am
ANOTHER RANDOM KICKED BUCKET:


((Sighs longingly))

Yel-low? Did I hear YELLOW!? Yel-low, Lady, am I yellow enough for ya? I need rescue and tender care too!

[
((enticingly))

And I'm worth it - I've still got some precious drops of liquefied sunshine left!!
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Post by: LauraGigs on December 15, 2007, 01:44:08 pm
ENNIS [still shiverin from the icy voice —
           scrotal sac tightening, for all the wrong reasons]:

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/ESanta.jpg)

Please maam, I'm beggin you.  Don't just cut me off like yer castratin calves or somethin! 

And whut's a sell phone, anyways?  I know Jack was a salesman and all, but I ain't heard a one of them things. 


Anyways, so Jack was bein a rodeo fuck-up?  Yeah, sounds like Jack all right.  So then whut happened?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 15, 2007, 05:40:56 pm
LUREEN:

((Tears her attention reluctantly away from the colourful buckets))

Ah...where was I? Oh, yes, Jack kicked over the bucket, an it fell into the fire, and the whiskey went up in flames, an there was also a pot of body butter that he was warming up, and it caught on fire too, so he grabbed a warshrag to put it out, but a big wind came up, and blew the fire over onto the shotgun shells, which exploded and knocked him over...

No, wait, I got it all wrong! That isn't how it happened at all!!
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Post by: LauraGigs on December 16, 2007, 12:05:04 am
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/Hunh.jpg)

Hunh?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 16, 2007, 12:13:44 am
LUREEN

~~Switching gears~~

Whut really happened is, Jack was opening a can of beans and they musta been bad beans, cause the can exploded, broke his nose and jaw, and knocked him on his back...

No, wait, ... that's not the way it happened...


(http://www.divshare.com/img/980315-998.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on December 16, 2007, 03:13:13 am
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/Hunh.jpg)

Hunh?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 17, 2007, 08:32:47 pm
LUREEN

Oh dang it all, I swear, I believe you need a tutor, honey. How can ah get it across to you that Jack is . . .

TOAST!!


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Post by: Daniel on December 18, 2007, 09:47:44 am
JACK

((from somewhere offstage))

**Lureen, fer cryin' out loud! Just take his number. I'll call 'em back when I git where I'm goin'.**
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Post by: Mikaela on December 18, 2007, 05:16:09 pm
RANDOM INQUISITIVE AUDIENCE MEMBER:


((On pins and needles))

** Will Ennis just think she's saying Jack is the Toast of the Town, or sumphin'? The Toast of Mexico, perhaps? That might explain her tone, after all - if he'd left her at home to mind the phone, while he was off doing.... stuff.... an' she suspected it! **

(( Holds breath in wide-eyed, anxious anticipation ))

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Post by: Front-Ranger on December 19, 2007, 11:55:33 am
LUREEN

Mercy!!

**I give up!! Angels, come to my rescue and make Ennis understand that Jack is ... is ...


~~A blinding white light and a flurry of feathers appear~~

(http://www.divshare.com/img/2887738-f6a.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on December 19, 2007, 01:11:00 pm
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER

((blinded by the brilliant light))

**Oh... my god... It's Emma!**
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Post by: Front-Ranger on December 19, 2007, 05:39:08 pm
EMMA NANGEL

Yes, I can confirm that the heavenly host has received Jack F. Twist into our bosom with much celebration!! And of course you knew that the "F" stands for . . . Fornication!! You know how much we love that!!


And in his spare time, Jack is tending to our flock...

(http://www.divshare.com/img/3003622-0b8.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 20, 2007, 11:29:08 am
~~As suddenly as she appeared, EMMA NANGEL withdraws back into the heavenly firmament, with just a few downy white feathers floating around Lureen as witness that she was there~~

EMMA

Now if you'll excuse me I must get back to flying in the bitter euphoric air with Jack!!


(http://www.divshare.com/img/3177465-a27.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on December 21, 2007, 12:17:45 am
As EMMA NANGEL retreats to the rejoicing heavenly host, Jack's earthly soulmate is left to absorb the reality of his fate...

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/Eye3.jpg)

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/Eye2.jpg)

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/Eye.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on December 21, 2007, 12:18:37 am
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/JackWing2.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 22, 2007, 12:43:48 pm
~~For once, Lureen is speechless, but in the silence that slip-slides down the wire is heard a CHINK as of thawing icicles~~

(http://www.divshare.com/img/2964821-dcd.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on December 22, 2007, 02:33:43 pm
ENNIS [scrotal sac relaxing slightly]:

Uh, I thank you for your time.

And good luck with the thawin' process and all.


((  starts to hang up, then puts the receiver back to his face once more  ))

Uh, was he buried down there?
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on December 22, 2007, 02:48:55 pm
LUREEN

We put a stone up...


%%Why did I say that? Oh, yes, it's called a headstone. For sum reason, I am thinking of cobblestones, or those smooth polished stones that you find in the river, or stones that you use to grind flour...%%

%%Dang I am gonna haveta redo this polish, speaking of polish. I ruined it all picking up the phone. And redo my powder job, my lipstick, and my mascara before going out. Must get off the phone pronto!!%%

((businesslike now))Half of the ashes was interred here and the other half sent up to his folks at Lightnin Flat. He used to say he wanted his ashes scattered on Brokeback Mountain, but I didn't know where that was...
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Post by: Daniel on December 22, 2007, 04:21:15 pm
JACK'S VOICE

((From somewhere off stage.))

**Ah hell, Lureen! I showed it to ya on the map 'bout a thousand times! See - look there at my will... I even drew ya a MAP!**
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Post by: Mikaela on December 22, 2007, 04:44:03 pm
RANDOM PROP ASSISTANT:


**Yes, he sure did. We have made the map prop ready and all!**

(http://i9.photobuck)

%% I'm sure... well, I HOPE.... that noone will notice I had to do a tiny little minor prop recycling from my previous assignment....%%

((With clueless conviction))

A mountain's a mountain, and a map's a map!
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Post by: Mikaela on December 22, 2007, 04:49:53 pm
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:


((Impressed))

That's so clever! Look, there is EMMA NANGEL, suspended in flight above the Mountain! How prescient of Jack!

((Looks closer))

Yes, indeed, there are her beautiful, big wings, and there is her...... tail?!?

((Is spooked))
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Post by: Mikaela on January 03, 2008, 07:36:44 pm
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:


((Slaps forehead))

Argh! I didn't realize the PT would also be affected by the Screenwriters' Guild strike!

((Groans))

How stupid *am* I, not to think of that?

((Grumbles))

Oh well, since using my brain obviously ain't my strong suit, I'll just have to find something useful and productive to do with the more functional parts of myself in the meantime.... a little "Car&bare" operation might be just the industrious thing to get a rise out of any cast, crew or audience members that are still lingering around looking for someone something to enjoy....

(http://completelynaked.org/images/200601/car_wash_2.jpg)




*Thanks to LauraGigs for the perfectly inspirational but (of course) entirely random random audience member pic!
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Post by: Front-Ranger on January 04, 2008, 12:24:42 pm
LUREEN

((recovering from being spooked by EMMA NANGEL and THE DRAGON))

I thought it was where he went to get drunk...he drank a lot...'specially when he was around me...I wonder why that was??

Anyhoo...knowing Jack, it was a place with a whiskey spring, where the bluebirds dragons sing, LOL!!

You been there, huntin buddy?


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Post by: LauraGigs on January 04, 2008, 08:06:52 pm
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/Flashback2.jpg)

%%  Boy, have I been there.  %%
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Post by: LauraGigs on January 04, 2008, 08:09:37 pm
ENNIS [returning to cold, broken reality himself]: 

Uh, we was herdin sheep there one summer, in '63.
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Post by: Front-Ranger on January 04, 2008, 11:59:37 pm
LUREEN:

Well, that's where he wanted his ashes to end up...

Get in touch with his folks in Lightning Flat. I'm sure they would want his wishes to be carried out...

...about the ashes, I mean.


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Post by: Daniel on January 05, 2008, 12:53:21 am
JACK'S VOICE: (from somewhere offstage)

**Don't forget to giv'em the map, Lureen - got the secret entrance all pointed out thar.**
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Post by: Front-Ranger on January 07, 2008, 01:21:35 am
LUREEN

Oh, yeah, there's sumthun else. Here's where you haveta go.

(http://www.divshare.com/img/3377036-aa9.GIF)

Well, nice talkin with ya, Ennis. Bye, now!!

**click!**
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Post by: welliwont on January 07, 2008, 02:46:19 am
End of Scene 67

(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/Redstagecurtainsclosed.jpg)       
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Post by: welliwont on January 07, 2008, 05:36:05 am
CALL SHEET

==THE NEXT SCENES ARE:
          SCENE # 68 – ENNIS VISITS JACK'S PARENTS
AND THE VERY LAST SCENE:  :o
          SCENE # 69 – ALMA JR VISITS HER PA / JACK I SWEAR.....



THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS ARE TO REPORT TO THE SET:
Ennis - Laura
Mrs. Twist - Celeste
Old Man Twist - Jane

THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS:
Do-Do the Priestette - Mikaela
High Priestess - Meryl
Props Magician - Anke
The Sun - Amanda
The Wind - Clarissa
Mika, The Musical Dumbass Mule - Mikaela
Laurel Sparta - Daniel
Jack's Body Butter - Nicky
Terry Cloth – Alec  ==

DW
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on January 07, 2008, 03:26:06 pm
DO-DO:


((Graceful and strong, soars up out of darkness))

%%Yes, that *would* in fact be literal, figurative, imaginary, densely real and tangible, mental,  emotional and moon-and-star-less dire darkness, people. In other words, all darkness combined in one  -  our losing Jack made it very, very, VERY dark!!%%

(http://i9.photobuckg)

((On jubilant call-sheet wings:))

I've been called! I've been called!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on January 09, 2008, 03:12:16 am
ENNIS [struggling with the prop maps]:  %%  Now which of these dadgum maps was I supposed to follow agin? The one with the fancy mid-evil writin, or the scribbly notebook-paper one?  %% 

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/DumbMaps.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on January 10, 2008, 12:52:06 pm
Quote
Now which of these dadgum maps was I supposed to follow agin?



RANDOM PROP ASSISTANT:

((Whispering to ENNIS, off-screen))

The midieval one of course!

((A little louder))

You just look on that there map away and under your Mountain and EMMA NANGEL, and you see right where Old Man Twist an' his ranch is located. OMT's clearly marked there down below-ways on the map, - the full, snake-like, ire-spouting, tails-an'-horn-sportin' character for all to see and' shudder!


(http://i9.photob)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on January 10, 2008, 02:01:30 pm
ENNIS:   %%  Full, snake-like, and spouting, hunh?  Guess that runs in his family.


(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/DrivingUp.jpg)

Hmmm, looks like I found the place.  %%
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Mikaela on January 10, 2008, 03:24:01 pm
ENNIS:   %%  Full, snake-like, and spouting, hunh?  Guess that runs in his family.


RANDOM PROP ASSISTANT:

(( Snorts coffee out of nose due to excessive LOL'ing ))
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Post by: Daniel on January 13, 2008, 01:14:21 pm
Miss O'Hara:

((In a heavy Georgian accent))

**Is this where Ah audition for thah pahrt?*
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Daniel on January 14, 2008, 01:40:45 am
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Vivien-Leigh---Gone-with-the-Wind-Photograph-C10104320.jpeg)

Miss O'Hara:

**Oh heavens, me. Have Ah done somethun Ah shouldn't have? Ah stepped out here ahn your stage and just ruined this lovely performance. Ah must have taken a wrahng turn tryin' tah find Ms. Wont. If someone could just point me in thah rahght direction, Ah'd be much obliged. Y'all are doin' such a lovely job... Ah can't tell you how much it means tah me tah be able tah audition for that poor boy's mother.**

((Becoming slightly emotional, Miss O'Hara pulls out her fan and fans herself rapidly.))

**Ah swear...well Ah'm not right sure whaht Ah'm swearin', but Ah do swear!**

((Miss O'Hara sniffles loudly.))
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Post by: welliwont on January 14, 2008, 05:28:45 am
WELLIWONT~

%%Oh my!!!  Vivien Leigh, in the flesh!!  What miracle is this?!?  My most favourite actress in the whole wide world, here, on our stage!!  I swear, I'm gonna faint!  oh dear!%%

Oh Miss O'Hara!  I mean, Miss Leigh!  what an HONOUR to have you grace our stage!  I don't know what to say!  For you of course, NO audition is necessary, mercy me!  Please, won't you have a seat?

((looks frantically around for a suitable settee for the lovely lil gal))

A settee!!  where are all of our settees?

%%darn that DIRECTOR RAYMILLE with his freakin' casting couches littering the countryside, and not a single chaise longue when ya need one!%%

Would somebody please bring a divan for our newest performer??  Quickly, quickly!!
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: welliwont on January 14, 2008, 05:57:30 am
WELLIWONT~

((nervous, flustered and sweaty all at the same time))

Ah here you go dear, please won't you sit down and rest a spell?


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/Gorgeous_Chaise_Lounge_Sofa_Settee6.jpg)


%%how can this possibly work??  Have I just made a big mistake??  how can this lovely creature go from this:


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/GONE_WITH_THE_WIND-1393greendress.jpg)


to this:


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/FashionplateMaTwist8_211.jpg)


? ? ? ? %%

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: Daniel on January 14, 2008, 10:53:27 am
(http://ysfine.com/princeton/leigh.jpg)

Miss O'Hara:

((gracefully settles into the divan))

**Oh Miss Wont, it's such a pleasure tah be able tah meet you. Ah do so love your work here. Everyone is doin' so well, Ah just wahnted tah trah mah hand at it. Ah've looked at thah script a bit, and Ah do have some suggestions though. Ah think Mrs. Twist is quite a morose character. Wouldn't it be betteh tah lahven her up a bit? Just a tad? Whah, she's as sour as Yankee tea. If Ah could put just a drop or two o' sugar and sweeten her up a bit, Ah'd be ever so grateful.**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: welliwont on January 14, 2008, 07:08:04 pm
WELLIWONT~

We-llllll now......  The vision of The Performance Thread has always been to support and nourish Artistic Expression,  but at this late stage, the other Performers have already learned all their lines, and they are

%%(some one of them, anyway)%%

....completely unimaginative when it comes to improv.  Soooo, why don't you do the part the way you see it, and we will see what we will see.

How does that sound?  Oh, and here's a Publicity Still of your "husband" just to help you to get in character:


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/OMTScreencaphaven8_272.jpg)


I think it will help if you just imagine the last 40 years of your life married to him.
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Post by: Daniel on January 17, 2008, 02:29:44 pm
SCARLETT O'HARA:

**Wha, whaht a dahrling little man. A bit rough around the edges but Ah gaht everything under control. Ah made a few changes to the set, though, ta make it feel more like mah own home. Ah hope ya'll don't think the crystal chandelieah's too much, 'cause it came from mah ancestral home in Atlanta.**

(http://www.esatclear.ie/~taracrystal/2.gif)

**Ah'm guessin' mah pahrt's comin' up soon. Ah'll just rest here a bit til Ah'm ready for mah entrance.**

 
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Post by: Daniel on January 21, 2008, 09:29:47 pm
SCARLETT O'HARA:

**Now, Ah'd swear there's s'pposed ta be a scene call or somethin'? Whar's that lovely Miss Wont when she's needed?**
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Post by: Mikaela on January 21, 2008, 09:54:38 pm
SUELLEN O'HARA:

Ah had a little word with Miss Wont - giving her my honest opinion about her casting YOU in this production, you horrid cheat and thief you!

(http://i9.photobucke)


((Smug))

Ah think Ms. Wont may have fainted, maybe ah expressed myself too forcefully.... Well, fiddle-dee-dee, to STEAL an expression.

(( Still more smugly))

At least this time around, ah won't envy you your husband, you cheat. And ah shore will not try to STEAL this one from YOU. He's what you deserve. You just enjoy your fate now, Missy. Should I say....karma?!?
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Post by: welliwont on January 22, 2008, 05:50:44 am
WELLIWONT~

Is everybody in their place?  This scene is about to begin!

annnnnn-d ACTION!

**c'mon ENNIS, drive up!**
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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 11, 2008, 01:04:35 am
Actually, Ms. Director, we're all out partying and celebrating YOUR BIRTHDAY!! Yee-haw! Have a great one, Madam Director!! (We'll all be back in our places as soon as the hangover wears off...)

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Post by: saucycobblers on March 31, 2008, 08:15:34 am
(http://www.horse-tack-and-equestrian-clothing.com/assets/product_images/thumbs/AC_6_111.jpg)

JBB (surveying the tumbleweed drifting around the set):

**What the...???

Dammit! Have those Broken Arses packed up the set and finished the dang movie??

Where's my final paycheck? Where's my severance package?? I'm on a percentage!!**
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Post by: Mikaela on March 31, 2008, 11:42:35 am
MIKA the dumbass musical mule:


((Sharpens ears at sound of an actual voice in the wilderness))

Oi, JBB - ain't you heard that when you don't got nothin', then you don't need nothin'? From what you're saying that sure seems to apply to you.


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a)

((sighs))

Myself, I've felt very WEIGHTED DOWN lately, as you can see.

((Sighs again))

Wandering around here on set all by my lonesome, noone around but some straying and very lost sheep.

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Post by: welliwont on March 31, 2008, 01:03:16 pm
WELLIWONT~

JBB, MIKA, nice to see you again.  Yeah, the set’s been deserted, ever since we got the sad news.  I been workin’ on an announcement that my bosses say I hafta make, it’s almost finished.  You musta heard?  The very first and the very best performer to ever play the role of Ennis has passed away.  You musta heard, right?  The whole B.A.M. ensemble cast is still in shock and mourning.  I don't even know if the show can go on....

((wipes a tear))
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Post by: Daniel on March 31, 2008, 03:29:43 pm
LAUREL SPARTA, THE EVIL:

**Actually, my dear. I have been waiting patiently for the right moment to order everyone back to work. This is show business... and the show MUST go on. (Otherwise a huge amount of investment is lost, and we don't want THAT to happen, do we?)**
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Post by: Mikaela on March 31, 2008, 03:38:23 pm
MIKA:


Yes, Ms. Director.... We've heard.

**sniff, sob**

The heavy weight I've been carrying hasn't just rested on my (nearly) broken back, but on my mind and soul as well.

 :'(

But Ms. Director, I've been thinkin'..... perhaps the best way of honouring someone is to carry on and show that their character, their talent, their work and their heritage continue to awe, impact and inspire us.

*sighs*

But things won't be quite the same, for sure. I've lost my desire to sing since the news came.  :-\ Now I only manage some hoarse braying...


((Notices Laurel Sparta and shies away nervously))

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Post by: Meryl on March 31, 2008, 05:41:38 pm
MIKA:

But Ms. Director, I've been thinkin'..... perhaps the best way of honouring someone is to carry on and show that their character, their talent, their work and their heritage continue to awe, impact and inspire us.

*sighs*

But things won't be quite the same, for sure. I've lost my desire to sing since the news came.  :-\ Now I only manage some hoarse braying...

HIGH PRIESTESS (emerging from seclusion):

**sniff**

Oh Mika, in your simple equine soul lie the seeds of renewal.  I prophesy that only when you find your voice again shall we truly begin to heal...

(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h269/merylmarie/Lypsinka/Crawfordwtear.jpg)

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Post by: Brown Eyes on March 31, 2008, 10:15:27 pm

**Reporting for Duty!!**

<img src="http://www.divshare.com/img/midsize/2711862-0d1.jpg" border="0" /> (http://www.divshare.com/download/2711862-0d1)

<img src="http://www.divshare.com/img/1741990-2d9.jpg" border="0" /> (http://www.divshare.com/download/1741990-2d9)


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Post by: Brown Eyes on March 31, 2008, 10:26:34 pm


<img src="http://www.divshare.com/img/4145496-612.jpg" border="0" /> (http://www.divshare.com/download/4145496-612)

<img src="http://www.divshare.com/img/4145497-0c6.jpg" border="0" /> (http://www.divshare.com/download/4145497-0c6)


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Post by: Brown Eyes on March 31, 2008, 10:28:45 pm


<img src="http://www.divshare.com/img/4145499-390.jpg" border="0" /> (http://www.divshare.com/download/4145499-390)

<img src="http://www.divshare.com/img/4145498-94e.gif" border="0" /> (http://www.divshare.com/download/4145498-94e)


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Post by: Front-Ranger on April 11, 2008, 10:55:46 am
Bears are coming out of hibernation!!

And the new lambies are bein born!! Won't be long till they'll be ready to head up on the mountain!!

(http://www.divshare.com/img/midsize/4224867-725.jpg) (http://www.divshare.com/download/4224867-725)
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Post by: LauraGigs on May 10, 2008, 08:27:23 pm
SCARLETT O'HARA:

(http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=2739.0;attach=16223;image)

Ah'm guessin' mah pahrt's comin' up soon. Ah'll just rest here a bit til Ah'm ready for mah entrance.*
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Post by: LauraGigs on May 10, 2008, 08:30:12 pm
ENNIS pulls up, surveying the surroundings . . . and his newest co-star.

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/WhutThe.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on May 11, 2008, 12:18:45 pm
ENNIS [thinkin]:

Hunh?

Now that's some crazy get-up for a Wyomin farm woman. Ain't she supposed to be in somethin duller, kinda somber malachite or somethin?  What's she doin in all that organza?

And that delicate floral print on a white background, what with all the dust flyin around these parts? They really have floral print like that anywhere west of the Mississippi?  And that low-plungin' neckline flounce. Ain't too practical for bendin' over and whatnot -- not that I'd know nothin' about bendin' over, since I ain't . . .
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Post by: LauraGigs on May 11, 2008, 12:22:50 pm
ENNIS [still thinkin]:

Oh sheeit.

Organza? 

I really must be . . .

oh no I can't.

Floral print?? 

Oh hell . . .

Neckline flounce???

Oh my God I really must be . . .

q —

qu —

que —

quee —




(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/Nuke.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on May 11, 2008, 11:15:24 pm
SCARLETT O'HARA:

**An explosion? There's naht an explosion in tha script....**

((Scarlett rushes to the window and peers outside.))
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Post by: saucycobblers on May 16, 2008, 09:50:40 am
(http://www.myheap.com/projects/gasfurnace/images/BurnerTubeMeltedSideLarge.jpg)

JBB:

**Cough, cough, splutter... GASP**

What the...? Jesus H. I'm hit!!

**Cough, cough**

Was queuein' for mah pay check and next thing... SHEEEEIT!!

I'm hit real bad... don't look good.

Terry... where's mah Terry Cloth? I gotta see mah old Raganova afore I go. Hold his double-stitched hem an' touch his soft wefts one more time...

Not yet... not yet... Where's mah Terry?

**cough, GASP**

Scarlett!! Scarlett!! Tell mah Terry I love him. Tell him I'll love him 'til the day I...

SILENCE...
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Post by: Mikaela on May 16, 2008, 05:30:58 pm
MIKA, the dumbass musical mule:


((Enters, braying  crooning softly and sweetly))

(http://i9.photobucket.com/al)

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Post by: LauraGigs on May 25, 2008, 12:34:12 am
ENNIS [brushing himself off, straightening his hat — a bit worse for the wear and tear]:

%%  Man, that was some explodin' . . . for all the wrong reasons.

Sure hope my pickup can make it up to Brokenarsed, if they let me take the ashes and all.  %%

((   Heads toward the Twist front door, making as quiet, dignified an approach as he can   ))
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Post by: Daniel on May 26, 2008, 06:25:17 pm
MA TWIST (played by Scarlett O'Hara)

((Mrs. Twist shades her eyes as she squints at Ennis as he emerges unscathed from the burning rubble.))

Well, fiddle me dee. You survived?! You'll wahnt a glass of some fresh ahced tea after thaht, wontcha? A piece ah cherry cake?

((Scarlett turns as a script girl runs up to her and whispers something in her ear. She looks up confused.))

**Whah in tha hail would he want coffee? It's the middle of tha afternoon. Fahn, fahn, Ah'll ask'm if he wants... coffee.**

((Scarlett shudders as though she can't abide the idea.))

Ah reckon I can getcha coffee if ya want.


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Post by: LauraGigs on May 26, 2008, 09:47:29 pm
ENNIS:

I'll have some coffee, or some iced tea — whatever you got on-hand, ma'am.

But I can't eat no cake just now.
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Post by: Daniel on May 27, 2008, 02:46:52 pm
MA TWIST:

((She turns and leads Ennis into the kitchen, and pours him a cup of coffee. She hands it to him.))

My husband apparently drinks coffee in the middle of the afternoon too. He should be around here somewhere. Probably out tryin' ta calm the cattle after that explosion. Hope yer alright 'n all.

((Scarlett breathes a sigh of relief as she manages to get out a sentence that sounds marginally western.))
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Post by: LauraGigs on June 01, 2008, 06:37:16 pm
ENNIS [shifting on the hard chair in the sparse dining area]:

%%  Dang, my jeans must still be a-smoulderin.  Ass is sore for all the wrong reasons again!  Don't look like ol' JBB can help me none right now either.  Poor lil fella...   %%

[Takes a sip of coffee and remembers his mission]:

I feel awful bad about Jack . . .
can't begin to tell you how bad I feel. I knew him a long time.
I come by to say that if you want me to take his ashes up there on Brokenarsed, like his wife said he wanted . . .
I'll be happy to.
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Post by: welliwont on June 02, 2008, 12:40:22 am

OLD MAN TWIST~


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/brokebackmtn_3682.jpg)


Tell you what, I know where Brokeback Mountain is. He thought he was too goddamn special to be buried in the family plot.

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Post by: Daniel on June 03, 2008, 01:17:50 am
Ma Twist (played by Scarlett O'Hara)

((She walks over behind her husband and taps him on the shoulder disapprovingly.))

Oh come ahn, now. Don't you start doing your cryptkeeper impersonation again. It don't scare no one.

(http://www.artie.com/cm/art/artists/jimludtke/images/ck_faced.jpg) = (http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/brokebackmtn_3682.jpg)?
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Post by: Sashca1007 on June 04, 2008, 01:54:11 am
ENNIS [shifting on the hard chair in the sparse dining area]:

%%  Dang, my jeans must still be a-smoulderin.  Ass is sore for all the wrong reasons again!  Don't look like ol' JBB can help me none right now either.  Poor lil fella...   %%

ENNIS'S PERKY PRINT JAMMY PANTS -

%%'Smoulderin', huh?  Can ya blame 'em?  They been clutchin' Ennis's purty parts long before they was ever flung against the tent walls up on BrokenArse.  Yeah, Ennis's  gal-wife bought him a new pair a pants outta the J. C. Penney catalog one year, said she was tired a seein' the same old pants on his behind and why was he so danged attached to 'em, anyway?!  'Course, it was her idea for Ennis ta wear perky print jammy pants, tryin' ta perk him up a little.  Wasn't long until the MRS. was sportin' the longest, thickest, ugliest nightgowns she could find, and with one purpose in mind; drag her hubby's thoughts as far away as possible from doin' what he liked to do to her when the lights went out.

Well, now, got yerself a sore arse, do ya, Ennis?   ;)  Ya know, aside from the creamy goodness of my old Butt Butter Buddy and the loopy, wandering weftiness of my favorite ragabond, Terry-- MY cool-as-a-summer breeze cottony self sliding up and over your burnin' backside is all yer gonna need, Mister.  And, lucky me, I never once had ta fight any pair a drawers over who was gonna get up close and personal to all those luscious man-parts.  It's just me.  Me, and those danged smoulderin' jeans that he'll hose down, patch up, and never let go.%%

(( ENNIS'S PERKY PRINT JAMMY PANTS crack like a whip in the fierce Wyoming wind as they cling to the tiny backyard clothesline, awaiting Ennis's return.))
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Post by: LauraGigs on June 05, 2008, 01:37:38 am
Quote from: Old Man Twist
He thought he was too goddamn special to be buried in the family plot.

ENNIS [thinkin]:   He is.  Now gimme them ashes before I make you swallow 'bout half your teeth.

Maybe it's my sore ass that's makin' me so irritable.  (Like this-here cryptkeeper ain't enough...  I need to hose down these smoulderin jeans.  Wonder if there's a car-warsh near here?  Maybe I can get cleaned up before scatterin my little darlin.)


((   Maintains polite, but very sad, composure.   ))


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Post by: welliwont on June 05, 2008, 02:27:00 am
OLD MAN TWIST~

I can't get no help out here!

Jack used a say, 'Ennis del Mar,' he used a say, 'I'm goin a bring him up here one a these days and we'll lick this damn ranch into shape.' He had some half-baked idea the two a you was goin a move up here, build a log cabin and help me run this ranch and bring it up.

Then, this spring he's got another one's goin a come up here with him and build a place and help run the ranch, some ranch neighbor a his from down in Texas. He's goin a split up with his wife and come back here. So he says.

But like most a Jack's ideas it never come to pass.


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/brokebackmtn_3678.jpg)

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Post by: LauraGigs on June 05, 2008, 08:03:45 pm
ENNIS

((  Composure slipping.  Trying, trying to keep the tears down.   ))
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Post by: Daniel on June 10, 2008, 07:07:12 pm
MA TWIST (As played by Scarlett O'Hara):

((looks up from a slice of cherry cake she had been previously enjoying.)

** Y'all know this has just gaht the perfect amount of rum in it. Ah swear.... oh! Gracious me! Have ah missed mah cue?**

((she looks over at her husband, who is still frowning at Ennis.))

Now is thayt anyway to treat this fahn gentleman? Ah'm sure he didn't mean no harm comin' up all this way to see us. And we all know Jack was mighty peculiar in his ways. (He gets that from me.) Ya know, I kept his room like it was when he was a boy.... Ah reckon he liked it that way. Ah'm not saying he was immature or anything, he just liked things certain ways. Well... you probably know that better than anyone.

((she pauses and looks over at her silent husband, but continues to talk to Ennis))

Whah don't you mosey on up there? It's got a lovely view of the plant- Ah mean ranch. You're certainly welcome to see it, if you like.
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Post by: LauraGigs on June 21, 2008, 01:28:13 pm
ENNIS [softly]:   Yeah, I'd like that, thank you.


((  Backs chair away from table, eyes blurry with tears.  Stands up.  ))

((  Bumps head on ancestral chandelier.  ))


**  Ouch . . .  **
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Post by: LauraGigs on June 29, 2008, 12:09:03 am
((  ENNIS begins to ascend the stairs.  ))

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Ascent.jpg)

((  For some reason, this ascent brings to mind another one — from so long ago...  ))

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Post by: Mikaela on June 29, 2008, 03:55:42 pm
MIKA the dumbass musical mule:



((Offstage, starts  braying  warbling softly while ENNIS ascends the stairs))

Climb every mountain, search out Brokeback,
Follow every rainbow, 'till you re-join Jack!
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Post by: LauraGigs on June 29, 2008, 07:27:51 pm
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Ascent1.jpg)
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Post by: Mikaela on June 29, 2008, 07:53:25 pm
MIKA the musical dumbass mule:


((Sings softly and slowly in accompaniment))

"There’s no signs on the wall
But I want to be sure
’cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the barn
Theres a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
mountains rise from the past,
Heard the sweet voice of him that I miss most
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

Though I always felt sure
most that glitter’s not gold
I’m now climbing a stairway to Heaven.
When I get there I’ll know
If the doors are all closed
Or if I may still find what I came for.
Ooh, ooh, and I’m climbing a stairway to Heaven…"
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 01, 2008, 12:01:15 am
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Ascent2.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 02, 2008, 12:40:11 am
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Ascent3.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 02, 2008, 11:47:23 pm
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Ascent4.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 04, 2008, 12:39:05 am
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Ascent5.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 22, 2008, 04:58:09 pm
ENNIS:  %%  Sure glad Jack’s mama let me come up here.   Swear ta God . . . Ol Man Twist better lemme have them ashes or I dunno what I’m gonna do.  Don’t really wanna freak out in front of his wife no more though, what with the explodin in her yard an all.

So what’s on this here desk?  %%

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/LookDesk.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on July 26, 2008, 12:18:50 am
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Etch.jpg)


Oh darlin . . . 
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 06, 2008, 11:56:52 pm
%%   Now what's this other thing?   %%   

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Look2.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 07, 2008, 12:02:39 am
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Cigs.gif)


Hunh.
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 07, 2008, 12:08:36 am
%%   Now what's this other thing?   %%   
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 07, 2008, 12:11:03 am
%%  Is that horse's head stickin out of...

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/cowboy_01.jpg)

Hunh.   %%
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 07, 2008, 12:16:52 am
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Down.jpg)

%%   I better put his stuff down.  Get some air.   %%
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 07, 2008, 12:25:46 am
((   Opens window.  Sits on the bare wooden bench.   ))

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Sits.jpg)

%%   Hunh.  Fresh air feels good... but dang my ass is still sore though...   %%
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 07, 2008, 12:26:41 am
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/ClosetLook.jpg)

%%   Maybe there's somethin in that closet I can use like a cushion?   %%
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 08, 2008, 02:10:23 am
((  Ennis approaches closet and goes inside.

Slowly, he explores — gentle hands carefully caressing the objects within.

Decades-old memories suddenly flood back as his fingers graze something comforting and familiar from that long-ago place and time...   ))

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/ClosetLook2.jpg)

%%   Oh my Lord.  Could it be, after all these years?!?   %%
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 10, 2008, 02:12:48 am
((  Ennis touches it and knows for sure...

...and takes the loopy, wefty piece of fabric back to the bench.  Convenient, since said fabric already has a longstanding familiarity with his bum.  ))

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Sits2.jpg)

%%   Ah.  That's better.   %%
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 16, 2008, 11:36:10 pm
((   . . . and he continues his vigil, staring out the little window over a vast nothingness.  The road, the land, the sky — everything empty, barren, blank, bare.   ))
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 16, 2008, 11:49:54 pm
((   He realizes that, as yet, the only comfort in the barren room has come from the closet.  Tentatively, almost as if being gently shepherded, he steps in that direction again.   ))


(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Entering.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 17, 2008, 11:54:46 am
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/JackLook.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 17, 2008, 12:05:56 pm
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/ClosetKiss.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on August 17, 2008, 12:13:59 pm
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/FinalShirtHolding.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on August 17, 2008, 12:43:00 pm
MA TWIST (as played by Scarlett O'Hara)

((looks at her reflection in the mirror in the other bedroom, sighs a little.))

**Oh Jack, yallways did know how ta dress a lady. Ah swear**

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h225/baronam/ScarlettOHaraRed.jpg)

**Weren't nothin' like his fahther! He hahdly takes me anywhere! And Jack brought this gown up all the way from Texas! Landsakes!**

((Sighs again))

**Ah wonder if that handsome beau's found anything interestin' in there. He's been awful quiet. Best get back to the kitchen.**
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Post by: Daniel on August 17, 2008, 01:00:38 pm
(http://static.flickr.com/122/289752248_2e554ce811_o.jpg)

(http://z.about.com/d/southernfood/1/0/W/P/1/icedteaa3.jpg)
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 17, 2008, 01:25:34 pm
ENNIS [thinkin]:  Dang.  Between the explodin and cryin and whut-not, it's been a helluva long day.

Oh sheeit, there's the ol man again.  Tellya whut: I ain't gettin out without these here shirts.  He hassles me about this, it's gonna be ON.

(But I can't do no ass-kickin in front of Jack's mama...  Hmm.  Maybe I can just challenge him to a dance battle or somethin.)

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/OlManTwist.jpg)
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Post by: Daniel on August 18, 2008, 06:44:38 pm
MA TWIST (as played by Scarlett O'Hara):

Oh dear, me. Ah looked high and low for a paper bag in this here kitchen and if there are any in here, Ah'll just be a monkey's aunt. Ah found these instead though. If we cut them out and tape them together, it might be enough for a paper bag.

(http://www.paperdollreview.com/catalog/images/vivienleigh.jpg)
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Post by: welliwont on August 18, 2008, 10:05:33 pm
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/EnnishastheshirtsPDVD_016.jpg)

OLD MAN TWIST~

((muttering in his head))

%%What took him so long, up there?  I don't like this one bit, him comin' into my house, snoopin' about and pokin' his nose into my bizness.....  an' is he tryin' ta shield somethin' from my view, there, under his arm?  What the H-E-L-L has he got there?!??%%

%%Should I wrassle 'im for it?  I wonder if I could take 'im.....  well maybe not, might to let the wife deal with it.....  what a royal pain in the ass this has bin!  A whole afternoon wasted!!%%
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Post by: LauraGigs on August 21, 2008, 12:35:59 am
((   ENNIS steps past OLD MAN TWIST, meeting eyes with his co-star in her maroon Texas finery.   ))

%%   Dang, whutta gown. French silk velvet and all. And catch a gander at all them jewel accents an' hand-dyed ostrich feather details on the shoulder.   %%

((   Nods at her and gestures meekly with the shirts.  Steps a bit closer.   ))


[Whispers]  Ma'am, you don't have to hand-make no paper bag on my account.  If you'd be willin to part with some tulle from that shawl you're wearin, I can just wrap the shirts in that or somethin.

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Post by: Daniel on August 21, 2008, 08:36:29 am
MA TWIST (as played by Scarlett O'Hara)

((Wistfully clings to her shawl.))

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h225/baronam/ScarlettOHaraRed.jpg)

**Ah.... Jack gave me this for mah birthday. Ah--**

((Takes one look into Ennis's eyes and recognizes how much Jack meant to him. She slowly peels off the tulle shawl and holds it open so Ennis can put the two shirts inside it, then she slowly, reverently wraps the shawl around the two shirts and hands it to him.))

((She looks at her husband for a moment and then lifts her chin proudly, though still overcome with sadness.))

Ah do hope you'll come back and see us again.
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Post by: Mikaela on August 21, 2008, 02:37:57 pm
RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER:

((Nearly overcome with emotion))

**sniff, sob**

%% I wonder whether OMT is going to tell them that frankly, he doesn't give a damn! %%

((Waits with bated breath))
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Post by: welliwont on September 09, 2008, 03:15:04 am
OLD MAN TWIST~

Tell you what, we got a family plot and he's goin' in it.


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i200/JakeTwist/Used%20for%20the%20PT/screencaphaven_brokebackmtn8_303640.jpg)


%% 'n I don't give a good God Dam what any a you thinks about it! %%
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Post by: Front-Ranger on September 20, 2008, 10:59:48 pm
Audience members (green snake, pink elephant, yellow giraffe)

BOO! HISS!!!

 >:( >:( >:(
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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 10, 2009, 01:08:44 pm
The entire cast pauses for a moment five months in honor of director wellIwont's birthday!! Okay, we're all rested and refreshed now, we're ready for Ennis and Alma Junior and the big wedding announcement!
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Post by: Sashca1007 on February 10, 2009, 02:48:42 pm
JACK'S PANTS -

%% No, NO! NO-O-O!!!  Dang it, I don't think I can take this.  I've been in this here closet for I don't know how many years now, and the only time I stir is when Ma Twist comes up here once a month, like clockwork. I can see her dustin' and sweepin' Jack's room, even though it don't need it.  She even washes the window, then opens it up and sits there, staring out for a good long while, sometimes with tears comin' down, sometimes with a little sad smile that  can just break a pants' heart.  She comes over to the closet, buries her face in shirts, breathin' in the lingering scent of her son, and she just stands there....  I can only imagine the thoughts runnin' through that gal's mind.  Old Man Twist ain't never been up here, never once came to this room when Jack was here, and never once after he wasn't.  After Jack started spendin' time in Texas with that scrawny little filly he started gettin' a little thicker in the middle,'cause she was feedin' him all that fancy Texas barbecue stuff and he was eatin' it up, and I couldn't button up no more. One time when he came up here to Lightnin Flat he brought me up here to stay, for good, I reckon.  Told Ma he might be needin' me later, but truth was... he couldn't bear to part with me, either.  He wanted me hangin' right here by the shirts, and that's where I been all this time, able to smell the faint, but powerful combined scents of those two boys....   I figgered that's how I'd live out my days here, and it didn't seem so bad, best I could do.  But, now...  they're leaving me!  I don't think Ennis saw me, or he woulda taken me, too, I know it!  He mighta even slipped me onto his legs and purty backside, and buttoned me up over that special man-part, which might make me pop a few buttons, 'cause I know he don't wear no undershorts!  Wooo-EEE, that might be more than I could handle, but I really want to try.  Oh, please, Ennis, PLEASE come back and get me!%%

 :'(
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Post by: Brown Eyes on February 10, 2009, 04:31:27 pm
<img src="http://www.divshare.com/img/midsize/2711862-0d1.jpg" border="0" />

<img src="http://www.divshare.com/img/midsize/1741859-a7b.jpg" border="0" />

**The sun and the moon are dropping by to wish the director a happy birthday!**
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
Post by: LauraGigs on February 10, 2009, 05:57:55 pm
Quote
MA TWIST (as played by Scarlett O'Hara)
((Wistfully clings to her shawl.))
**Ah.... Jack gave me this for mah birthday. Ah--**
((Takes one look into Ennis's eyes and recognizes how much Jack meant to him. She slowly peels off the tulle shawl and holds it open so Ennis can put the two shirts inside it, then she slowly, reverently wraps the shawl around the two shirts and hands it to him.))
((She looks at her husband for a moment and then lifts her chin proudly, though still overcome with sadness.))
Ah do hope you'll come back and see us again.

ENNIS, the tulle-wrapped shirts in his grip, turns to MA TWIST.

[softly]: Thank you for this.
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Post by: LauraGigs on February 10, 2009, 06:03:12 pm
ENNIS:  %%  Here's hopin my truck starts after that blowup earlier and all . . . %%

As ENNIS crosses the desolate tract to his truck, the WARSHRAG falls from his back pocket, landing unnoticed among the debris from the explosion — not far from a certain worse-for-the-wear-and-tear TUBE.
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 26, 2009, 08:20:01 am
(Having apparently been in a coma for nigh on 8 months, a very dusty and slightly sheep-trampled JBB gingerly opens his lid and takes in the sights around him)

%Hellfire! What in the name of Fayette Newsome's enormous beehive happened here?? One minute ah wuz a-queuein' for mah paycheck and the next thing ah wake up on the set of Gone with the Friggin' Wind?? Sheesh, that's the last time that Raganova Terry Cloth takes me out on the Sheep Pee Whiskey.. Ow, my lid...%

(Seeing Terry Cloth snoring gently a short distance away, JBB's thoughts turn to the errant director Welliwont, who owes him a fat paycheck but who apparently hasn't been seen in these parts for some months)

%Well a tube has gotta make a livin'. Seems there's still some folks around might want some smoothness in their lives, (spying Pa Twist) though some might even be beyond my slathering capabilities... Well, as my dear grandpappy Neutrogena used to say... Son, he used to say, when they give you your E45 the only way up is up. Yeah, I never understood that either, but I guess what it boils down to is I have to leave the glamour of my PT glory days behind and start a -sellin' my wares. Which of course involves breaking into...

...a song!!%

(To the tune of Nomad's 'I Wanna Give You Devotion)

I wanna give you my lotion, I wanna give you my lotion
I wanna give you my lotion, I wanna give you my lotion

I wanna give you a place to release your whealings
A shiny topskin without chemical peeling
A scrub and a massage with a sweet smellin' potion
With total skin brushing and cutaneous motion
And a lot of my lotion, I wanna give you my lotion

Well let's start here at the beginning of my tube trick,
To be too close to grime is not a merit
To squirt and hit your skin is what I aim for
Wait till I emolliate and that's a top score
Some tubes are long others with a squeeze
To scratch your epidermal itch when there's a cool breeze
Keepin' on and on and on and on till I get the job done, flaking's nearly gone

I wanna give you my lotion, I wanna give you my lotion
I wanna give you my lotion, I wanna give you my lotion

Well magical emolients, emolients are magical, vesical, follical, topical, epidermal
Expression lines are meant to be kept
Don't botox them from your brow, don’t need to inject
I have a toe, but there's a chilblain inside
It's getting me uptight for the sight is a fright
'Cause the fissure creeps in, creepin', creepin'
Slowly eruptin', spreadin', smoothly
'Cause an exfoliation nightmare can terrorise
Bunions came and up went the rise
Open your eyes and realise I'm cauterized
Like Savlon the slather he came and caught me
Lureen came but now she's lathered

I wanna give you my lotion
To brush and scrub and lose your cellulitis
Lock the moisture in and don't get upset
Rubbing in time with the finest quality
That's the time when you know that you're not acne
J double B, scrubbin' it down now


(JBB waits...)
(http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/stk68255cor.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=8A33AE939F2E01FF5FB906C33AEE6412981D9C7FF78DC691DDE097A9C0CBFBC1E30A760B0D811297)
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Post by: Sashca1007 on October 26, 2009, 05:08:26 pm
ENNIS'S PERKY PRINT JAMMY PANTS -

%%What the...  ain't it a little early in the A.M. for somebody to be squeezin' out some big gooey song about butter an' lotion an' 'cute anus motion' (I'm all for that, but, what the hel-l-l??)? Wait a minnit!  Wait a dadburned slatherin' MINNIT!  "I wanna give you my lotion?"  'Tube Trick' is right! Only one little tube a goo that would be hawkin' his wares by croonin' a dirty ditty!  One naughty little squirt called... BUTT EFFIN' BUTTER! %%   ((E.P.P.J.P. leaps into Wyoming wind-whipped action, barreling straight for that aching little lid, hoping for a kiss of four year reunion proportions.  Something stops him mid-barrel, a peripheral vision of something on the ground.))   %% What IS that limp little sleepin' square of loops?!  Could it be?  Could it BE that little warm and wefty Downy-soft bundle of fluff that got my cotton starched under Ennis's bed that night?  TERRY?!  Oh, Terry, what are you doin', sleepin' here next to...  Dang it!  This ain't the first time for you two, neither! %%  ((Names like 'Slut Butter' and 'Greasy Shoprag' dance back into JAMMY PANTS' memory, but he clamps shut his fly-slot (ENNIS never uses it, nohow) and sits quietly for a moment.))

%% I was probly no fun, anyways.%%

 :'(
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Post by: Front-Ranger on October 27, 2009, 11:46:50 pm
**Audiences don't fall in love with fun, friends... 8)**
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Post by: saucycobblers on October 30, 2009, 08:15:52 pm
((JBB spies ol' Perky Pants wefting his way over and lookin' mighty starched an' all and something tightens in his tubing, an unfamiliar twitch around his fluted ridge. Seeing as he and Terry haven't had any high altitude fumbles in nigh on 2 effen years, JBB reckons it might be time to let some new piece of cloth open his flip top. Feeling at the same time guilty and a little flushed, JBB snaps his lid shut and runs his ridge edge idly through the dusty soil of the Twist residence, not knowing quite what to do))

%%Dammit, what's come over me? I ain't felt this way since I was a sample tube...((gulps))%%
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Post by: saucycobblers on January 26, 2010, 10:03:52 am
(http://www.customjuju.com/joy/joyblog/wp-content/photos/orig_two_old_nuns.jpg)

Audience member 1: How old was I when this darn performance started?

Audience member 2: Don't rightly know. But I remember Edith Piaf singing the overture.

Audience member 1: I'm gonna ask for my money back.

Audience member 2: You can't. We've gone decimal since then.

Audience member 1: I can't feel my ass.

Audience member 2: You still HAVE an ass??


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Post by: Front-Ranger on January 26, 2010, 10:47:50 am
((Shadowy figures begin to gather on the stage, and a few dim lights start to appear))

A VOICE:
The curtain falls
Applause fades away
We rise and leave
And greet the day
...
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Post by: Front-Ranger on January 26, 2010, 10:50:31 am
((A solo voice is singing))

A VOICE:

The show is done
No more pretend
But still plays on
It will not end

We have been changed
We have been charged
The show plays on
Inside our hearts

It’s up to us
To find the way
To show the world
What we know today

For Jack and Ennis, JBL,
And Jammy Pants,
Monroe and Alma, Lureen and all,
And Warshrag too.

For Alma Junior and her Curt,
For absent Jenny and her voice coach,
For the mountain and the plain,
For all and everything,

(Sing with me!)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUG
Post by: Front-Ranger on January 26, 2010, 12:34:58 pm
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/BartkauzmitBeuteKopie2.jpg)
For Pipedream's Olivia and Arad's Harry Faulk

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Eulen/JungerBartkauzaufAstKopie.jpg)
...and Olli too (from page 177)

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Post by: Front-Ranger on January 26, 2010, 12:44:44 pm

(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/HeathFlyPigWolf2.gif)

And for LauraGig's
three little pigs
(one which dropped Ennis off at Wolf Ears Bar!) (from page 51)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on January 26, 2010, 01:16:46 pm

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/sashca1007/CUwranglers200.jpg)

And for Sascha's famous Jack's denim blues!! (from page 42!)
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Post by: Front-Ranger on January 26, 2010, 06:56:05 pm
For patient Ma...(from page 9)
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Vivien-Leigh---Gone-with-the-Wind-Photograph-C10104320.jpeg)


and Uncle Hal...(from page 167)
My darlin' the first time I saw him, dressed up so fine, in The Last Picture Show by Larry McMurtry.  We were young men then , with all of it before us...
(http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes5/LastPictureShow23.jpeg)

But he always did have that hot temper
(http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes22/ChistmasVacation36.jpeg)
Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on March 04, 2010, 05:39:59 pm
and Terry Cloth,

** Since Jiminy Cricket and the owls have spoken, I guess I can jump in... just don't shoot me like a kai-oat if my timing is bad!**


((As JACK peels potatoes, ENNIS goes to warsh ever’thing he can reach.  ENNIS walks to the bucket of warm water, strips off all but his hat, squats, grabs TERRY CLOTH and gets ta warshin’.  No instruction manual needed.))

TC: ** This guy has a firm hold on me… feels like he could wring me out a hunderd times.  Hell, he’s got me all in a lather. **

((ENNIS pushes TERRY CLOTH up across his torso.))

TC: ** What’s up ahead?  Hell, some not-so-silky armpit hair.  Cowboy here didn’t hardly have no deodorant in that paper bag.  I swear, must be no Secret in Signal, that’s fer d*mn Sure.  I might asphyxiate from the smell.  Where does this guy buy his personal hygiene products, in the condiments aisle?**

((ENNIS slowly pushes TERRY CLOTH all the way to the south pole or the equator depending on which way you thought you were sailing.  Along the trip, while sleddin’ downhill in ENNIS’ grip like ALMA next winter, TERRY CLOTH speaks.))

TC:  Fast or slow, I like the direction you’re goin’.

TC: ** All the travelin’ I ever done is around this man, lookin’ for the handle.**

((TERRY CLOTH takes his eyes off of ENNIS’ goobly bits and looks farther afield for just a second.))

TC: ** Now why is that sweet-lookin’ guy in the dark hat starin’ at me out a the corner of his eye?  Might be kinda jealous a where I’m goin’.  I wouldn’t mind switchin’ places with his cigarette, even if I gotta smell some cat piss along the way. **

((TC gasps suddenly).)

TC: ** Tell you what, I know who he is… he had ta use my great-grandtowel to wipe up after his Twisted daddy Stud Duck hosed him down.**

((TERRY CLOTH resumes his watch of the trail ahead as ENNIS continues to send TERRY CLOTH down the southbound lane of a country mile.))

TC:  Sh*t, that’s hard.

((TERRY CLOTH’s compulsory journey to Down Under continues.))

TC:  Whoa, whoa, are those apples?  Turns out I got a low startle point too!  Is that pair a deuces lookin’ for work?

((and as ENNIS’ full moon comes into view…))

TC:  No, I can’t drink no suds right now… but I’ll sure have a piece a cherr….

((BASQUE SHEPHERD’S HOOK enters horizontally from Stage Right and yanks TERRY CLOTH out of ENNIS’ hand and, mercifully, offstage.  SHEEP pelt TERRY CLOTH with BetterMost Bean cans as he vanishes from sight and is taken to have his mouth warshed out with soap.))

(TERRY CLOTH yells from offstage):

TC:  One curve on his whole body, and I miss it!

Title: Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE!~~ =Director's Instruction= **ASIDE** ((MOVEMENT)) %%THOUGHT%%
Post by: Front-Ranger on May 16, 2013, 10:21:51 am
Back when we made quite a performance out of Brokeback slang.

((Having at last returned to full wakefullness, JBB notices that there are two pieces of paper lying on the welcome mat of the luxury tent...

Snorting loudly, JBB dismisses the invitation with a flick of his lid.))

%% Ha ha, nice try Liv. No way yer gettin' yer conniving claws in my TERRY CLOTH again... What's this?? %%

((JBB picks up a postcard. On it is a French postmark.))

(http://www.buttpaste.com/images/splashLogo.jpg)

((On the reverse of the postcard, JBB reads (in a thick French accent:)

"Tarquelle, mon petit-chou. Your Uncle Pierre is tres, tres ill. Ze doctors do not expect 'im to make it through ze night. Please come soon as you can. Your Mama."

JBB drops the postcard. How long it is since he last heard from his mother, the highly perfumed boudoir balm who stole his father's heart, and then broke it when she ran off with the heir to the famous Boudreaux Butt Paste dynasty.))

** SACRE BLEU!!! Uncle Pierre!!! I must go at once!! I ain't no use if I stick around here!! I'm coming Mama!! **

((JBB goes to where TERRY CLOTH lies, still gently snoring, and places the postcard next to him before nuzzling him gently.))

%% Ah, my handsome and oh-so-strokable TERRY. Parting is such sweet sorrow, but leave you I must. I will return my love. But for now, adieu! %%

((JBB makes a quick phone call to Director Raymille, interrupting the great man in the middle of a... *cough*... "casting (couch) call", before taking the slow boat to China via Calais...))


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Post by: Meryl on May 16, 2013, 11:49:22 am
For snappy patter and sheer fun, I nominate saucycobblers, Sashca1007 and alec716 for a special Oscar.  Or should it go to JBB, Ennis's jammy pants/Jack's denims and Terry the Warshcloth?  ;D  :-*
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Post by: Sason on June 07, 2013, 04:11:47 am
One day - probably when I'm retired - I'll read through all of the performance thread.

I find it a highly convincing reason for early retirement!  ;D
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Post by: Front-Ranger on January 30, 2019, 08:33:28 pm
Jack's Pants are back!

https://abcnews.go.com/US/minnesota-neighborhood-pranked-frozen-pants/story?id=36377805&fbclid=IwAR0MtRGB2TcPLkby-TMRKaVl5iiV3JbTcIV2oWXAhTtAaCnqw34Za5-UNIk (https://abcnews.go.com/US/minnesota-neighborhood-pranked-frozen-pants/story?id=36377805&fbclid=IwAR0MtRGB2TcPLkby-TMRKaVl5iiV3JbTcIV2oWXAhTtAaCnqw34Za5-UNIk)
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Post by: Meryl on January 31, 2019, 05:49:51 pm
Jack's Pants are back!

https://abcnews.go.com/US/minnesota-neighborhood-pranked-frozen-pants/story?id=36377805&fbclid=IwAR0MtRGB2TcPLkby-TMRKaVl5iiV3JbTcIV2oWXAhTtAaCnqw34Za5-UNIk (https://abcnews.go.com/US/minnesota-neighborhood-pranked-frozen-pants/story?id=36377805&fbclid=IwAR0MtRGB2TcPLkby-TMRKaVl5iiV3JbTcIV2oWXAhTtAaCnqw34Za5-UNIk)

Love it!  :laugh:
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Post by: Sashca1007 on February 01, 2019, 06:49:25 am
JACK'S PANTS

%% Reckon I'd better ease these gals' minds right about now. %%

Now, don't nobody worry none if you think ya spotted this here pair a pants trudgin' through all that snow (YEAH, I can handle it, and YEAH, I coulda stayed up on the mountain, no need to come down early like a coupla sissies >:( )  but, the truth is.... that ain't me in that snow right now.  That's them other pants that was on MaTwist's clothesline, I spoze they blew offa there in a wild Wyoming wind gust and can't find their way back to Lightnin Flat.  But, me?  Jack's favorite pants ever?  I'm warm as I can be all folded up on this little shelf right underneath Ennis's Perky Print Jammie Pants. Naw, I ain't as clean as any of them pants, Ennis chose not to ever warsh me.  Savoring that faint scent of Jack that either lingers this long or he imagines it does. You might be wondering sumthin' else, so I might as well say it.  After young Jack hooked hisself up with Lureen, he was eatin' a lot more than beans and bananas, so he startin expandin' a tad in the waistline.  Lureen told'im ta go buy all new pants, you know, the 'mature man, leisure fit' style.  Jack said, NO.  Well, ta cut this yarn shorter, Lureen just rolled her eyes and used some o that Newsome money for 'alterations' on me so Jack would never have to let me go.  But, who woulda guessed the path I took from Lureen's to Ennis's closet?  When old icy Lureen took her story to her Mama, all about her husband's 'fishing buddy', well... mamas have a way of understanding each other.  Fayette Newsome slipped me under her winter coat one visit, and sent me general delivery to 'Twist', Lightning Flat.  Good thing Ma Twist was the one what found me.  She knew exactly where I needed to be.

** Hmm..  writer's embellishment?  Or, truth!? **  ;)
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Post by: CellarDweller on February 03, 2019, 08:43:25 pm
Well!  Look what the wind blew in!

Good to see ya back!  You'll want a cuppa coffee, doncha?  Piece of cherry cake?
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Post by: Sashca1007 on February 03, 2019, 10:44:51 pm
You bet!  I'll take you up on that cuppa coffee and piece o' cherry (singular) cake, my favorite Cellar Dweller!  ;D
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Post by: CellarDweller on February 03, 2019, 10:59:53 pm
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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 15, 2019, 07:36:50 pm
Great to see you, Jack's Pants! See you're staying trusty, dusty and true blue!
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Post by: saucycobblers on March 27, 2019, 09:22:19 am
**Ahh, this thread was my happy place for such a long time ;D ;D ;D**

JBB, the errant butt cream, is finally back on set, having taken the even slower boat back from China via every goddamn port on the planet, searching for his warshrag.

He's feeling leaky and emotional and, as we know, is apt to break into song at such times. This time he's murdering Michael Buble's 'Home':

Another washing day
Has come and gone away
In Brokeback and Rome
But I want to go home

Maybe surrounded by
A million warshrags I
Still feel all alone
I just want to go home
Oh I miss you, Terry Cloth

And I've been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you
Each one a line or two
"I'm fine Terry, how are you?"
Well I would send them but I know that it’s just not enough
My words were starched and flat
And you deserve more than that

Another laundromat
Another thread count that
Is dangerously low
And I want to go home
Mmmm, I've got to go home

Let me go home
I'm just too far from where you are
I want to come home

And I feel just like I'm living some other butt cream’s life
It's like I just rolled outside
When every lid was snapped shut tight
And I know just why you could not
Come along with me
JBB was not your cream
But you always believed in me

Another washing day has come
And gone away
And even Riverton and Rome
And I want to go home
Let me go home

And I'm surrounded by
A million warshrags I
Still feel alone
Oh, let me go home
Oh, I miss you, Terry Cloth
Let me go home
I've had my fun
Terry, I'm done
I gotta go home

Let me go home
It will all be alright
I'll be home tonight
I'm coming back home

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Post by: Front-Ranger on March 27, 2019, 10:19:37 am
Well, if that doesn't entice the ol' warshrag back, then he's not worth his warp and woof! Welcome back, Saucy (JBB)!!
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Post by: southendmd on March 27, 2019, 12:01:20 pm
Brava, Saucy!!!
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Post by: Meryl on July 02, 2019, 11:12:56 pm
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Dahlings, I miss you all, too!   :'(  :-*