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And now for something.... completely different.
Comments welcome. Be forewarned: for those who are very sensitive about BBM, you might find some or many of these photo captions very irreverent, and some may find them offensive. Rated NC 17 for Strong Language and Themes.
I posted a collection of photo captions I created for a humor forum on another site, and when I saw you guys had a humor section I decided to share. This is a finished collection of photo captions: feel free to plunder the photos for your own humorous captions or dig into the photo still archives I plundered to get your own! And enjoy!
Here is the premier screen cap site: please follow the instructions and give credit to the person who created the photos as requested:
http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/index.php?cat=11
Courtesy of my friend oddbody at the Rotten Tomatoes movie forum... !
(http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/9229/brokeback6id.jpg)
"My momma used to sing this to me at bedtime: "Hakuna matata, what a wonderful phrase..."
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(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/465/heathbg2ny.jpg)
"Gee-- after this love scene, kissing Jake is going to be a breeze."
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f78/gblady/29325.jpg)
Heath gains speed for the triple axle in the compulsories. If he clears this without losing the cigarette, he will be the favorite for the gold medal.
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(http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/3730/heathweirdhat5ro.jpg)
"Sure... with the right hat, I could play gay."
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(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7484/0101145040139008hn.jpg)
"This ought to fix those rabid papparazzi" (writing).... "Best wishes, Mel Gibson"
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(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8383/heathledger0124oi.jpg)
"Yeah... right... me, play a gay cowboy. That's a good one!"
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(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/6725/heathledger993fz.jpg)
"Hey, Ang, how about this hat? Not Western enough?"
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(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e374/Robl7/003.jpg)
"That's the face you made during the tent scene?"
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e374/Robl7/normal_002.jpg)
"Uh oh I think someone just got turned on in the nosebleed section."
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(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/9171/heathmichelle9iq.jpg)
"Michelle, pull up your top, that man has a camera and its aimed at your breasts."
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(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9459/alohajake3mj.jpg)
"Well aloha cowboy!"
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(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/4540/c337ckxr7mn.jpg)
"Hey, Ang, I sketched out a new scene... I call it the third night in the tent."
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(http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4711/vheathbrokereu7vp.jpg)
"Come on, I bet you don't kiss the same without the cowboy hat..."
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(http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/5716/gyllenhaalint4351sb.jpg)
"Listen jarhead, if the Marines hadn't got me, I'd be up on a mountain herding sheep right now."
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(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/7794/hopkinsjake2xi.jpg)
Anthony Hopkins: "Jake I just had the most fabulous idea. Have you ever considered starring in a gay cannibal picture?"
Jake: *uncontrollable laughter*
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(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6408/jakeheatham2mp.jpg)
"Watch what you do with that hand boy, the mules are watchin.' "
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(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3400/jackennissurprised5qn.jpg)
"I got us the honeymoon suite at the Best Western. Vibrating bed, the whole nine yards, cowboy!"
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(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6962/jackmustache8rr.jpg)
"Ennis I told you I'll shave the damn mustache off. Don't turn your back on me, Ennis!"
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(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2048/jacksmomma0hk.jpg)
"How about lemon pie? Flapjacks? Ovaltine? Maybe a nice shot of whiskey...?"
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(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5079/ennispuzzled3qm.jpg)
"What's the boy walkin bowlegged for? I didn't ride him that hard did I?"
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(http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/8221/1104jarheadpage6ed.jpg)
"Coyote don't stand a chance against this bad boy."
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"If you're a good boy I'll give you back the harmonica when I come home."
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(http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/9350/angforeground9ug.jpg)
"Cut! Makeup - we need new sideburns on the set."
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(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2624/angjakeheath8zr.jpg)
"Now listen... there isn't any sex in this scene Jake, I need you to focus!"
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(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/8671/nomaam5dd.jpg)
"No ma'am, he's always on top. Promise you that."
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(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7061/normalriding2tg.jpg)
"Make you a deal. You stop playing that harmonica and I'll give you some liniment for your butt."
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(http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/8181/ennisalma8pz.jpg)
"No Alma, that ain't no erection. Just gotta pee is all."
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(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6563/ennistruck8bn.jpg)
"Outta my way asshole or I'll punch you right in the Chevy!"
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(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3682/juniorcassie2ip.jpg)
"No ma'am, you're pretty enough and all, but you see my daddy... my daddy's one of those there "try-sexuals." No offense."
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(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4680/jacklashawn1iz.jpg)
(Jack, thinking)"My brain hurts just watching that woman's lips move. Maybe I can start an accidental fire in the ashtray or sumthin."
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(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/719/cassie13yy.jpg)
"Seein' as how you're three sheets to the wind and all, you don't mind if I just strip down right here and jump your bones, do you?"
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(http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3596/ennismad20xx.jpg)
"Boy don't you be givin' me the hairy eyeball if you want any sugar tonight."
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Louise ~ Lil treasure you got going here! Reminds me of BBM lines visualised .. LOL
David would have a field day over here! :)
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(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/50/aguirre3nz.jpg)
"Twist... two of my woollies lambed this spring and funny thing, the lambs came out looking just like you."
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(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2292/rodrigo4jl.jpg)
"You can buy my brother Jose too for ten pesos more Senor."
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(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/535/jackhappy3kt.jpg)
"Whoooo weee! I'm getting laid tonight!"
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(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6856/jackmeeting8ps.jpg)
"I hope you remembered the lube. No way I'm goin' through all that again."
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(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8782/ennispostoffice3lx.jpg)
"That boy is one cheap date: price of a postcard."
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(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8603/storekids2mt.jpg)
"Alma these two are sale priced, whaddaya think?"
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(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/7840/lureenbar8ls.jpg)
"Very kind of you to ask, but I'd prefer to dance with someone who was born after the invention of the steam engine."
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(http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/638/ennispunch1xn.jpg)
"Jack... about that punch... that get you excited at all?"
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(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/8051/jackbentover2hy.jpg)
"Hell Ennis I ain't gonna stand like this all day... git over here!"
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(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9228/jackharmonica1rc.jpg)
"You know anything modern... like Elvis or anythin?"
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(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6862/ennissleepy3do.jpg)
(Thinking) "Just keep my eyes closed, snore a little... maybe she'll just leave me be."
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(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8909/almaennissled0an.jpg)
"You okay there Jack - er, Alma?"
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(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2317/jackrodeo6xa.jpg)
"Now don't sit right down on 'em or yer family jewels will end up like a couple a scrambled eggs."
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(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4807/ennisbooze3xx.jpg)
"Now Junior, since you're gettin' married an' all, it's time you learned how to drink like a Del Mar."
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(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8582/johntwist13ez.jpg)
"Ennis Del Mar, Jack usta say... Ennis Del Mar s'got the cutest heiney this side of the Pecos, Jack usta say..."
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(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1234/cassiecarl8pl.jpg)
"Hold up there Carl, this is our product placement shot."
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(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/7430/jackfat7yz.jpg)
"Hold on, are you sayin' I look fat?"
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/6421/ennismad52xv.jpg)
"Yeah, fat. Tell me something friend, can you button up that fancy parka a' yers? How come yer wearing your wedding ring on your pinky finger, huh?"
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4562/ennisthreat1pw.jpg)
"If somethin don't change I'm gonna start callin' yer 'little butterball.' An' I ain't foolin."
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(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7075/packingup0yq.jpg)
"Ennis try to remember lube next time. You know that bag balm doesn't work for shit, and besides it stings going on."
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(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/4008/juniorserious9mh.jpg)
"Now Junior you didn't say any weird shit to my girlfriend in the bar, did you? Like about me runnin around with men or anythin?"
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(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/1848/ennishead8av.jpg)
"This is how its gonna go, see. "I'm on top. Hunert percent. No dirty talk, and no girl clothes or makeup. Got it?"
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(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9974/jacktent6st.jpg)
"Say Ennis... you seen my drawers?"
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(http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/2516/ennisdrunk8dv.jpg)
"Hey gimme some more a that... I ain't quite fucked up enough to get your jokes."
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(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9734/jackprance1aj.jpg)
"Yee haw! I'm count Jackula, and I'm going to suck your - uh... right... man am I drunk."
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(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/706/jackbottle8ja.jpg)
"Fuck-ups, eh? Well your Daddy was half right."
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(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8452/jackglance0wx.jpg)
"Say how you doin over there Ennis, feelin a bit woozy, light-headed at all? Want some more whiskey?"
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(http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/545/basque8fa.jpg)
"What the heck is Astro-glide?"
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(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/6091/jackbeans1bo.jpg)
"If I have too many more of those beans I can't be responsible for what happens next."
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(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7168/jackbar2qc.jpg)
"This is my second time up on Brokeback. Tell you what -- don't ever have sex with none a them sheep. You can't never wash their smell off after."
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(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1920/randall7su.jpg)
"That is just the cutest mole over your lip, makes me just want ta nibble it off -- oh shit, here comes motor mouth."
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(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1937/ennisjunior0kn.jpg)
"Gotta go Junior, Daddy's off to play peekaboo with your uncle Jack. I mean fish."
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(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1760/jackennisbed6ah.jpg)
"Dang, $39.99. You'd think for that price we'd get a double bed and a whirlpool bath."
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OMG :laugh: Louise those are some of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Keep it up, wait til David sees this thread...HE"S gonna LOVE it! OK gotta go now, going to have to wash off the lemonade I just spewed all over my monitor ::)
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(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5376/jackpeeking4dy.jpg)
Jack, whispering, "Ennis, she ain't gonna cut my balls off or nothin is she?"
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(http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9894/ennisthinking1md.jpg)
Ennis, thinking: "Okay, first we shake hands, then go out for a beer, then ... nah, first I give him a big hug then we go get a bottle of whiskey and make out for a while... nah, skip the beer, get the bottle of whiskey and toss him in the back of the truck. That works."
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(http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/7577/ennissink0nm.jpg)
"Ennis for goodness sake don't pee in the sink."
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(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/7990/grandma1lf.jpg)
"Well looky there, little Bobby has two arms and two legs just like his grandpa."
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(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/455/ennismiffed7kg.jpg)
"Alma, don't cross me when I'm horny."
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(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7109/jackcar4tl.jpg)
(Jack, thinking)"Whoo hoo, titties! Now what the hell do I do?"
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(http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/3679/lureenfast2dr.jpg)
"You look like you got two arms and two legs. And my daddy's got a whole lotta money. Wanna go somewhere private?"
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(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1230/jackclown4ve.jpg)
"So Jimbo, you looked pretty hot in that rubber nose and red suspenders. You give private shows?"
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(http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/9046/jacklooking5ml.jpg)
"Shit, I wonder what he'll do when he finds my dirty drawers in his back pocket?"
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(http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6510/tentdown8qn.jpg)
Ennis: "Did you see what knocked the tent over?"
Jack: "Hell yeah. Twelve badgers. And then this snake popped up outta nowhere."
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"Twist... good to see you with your clothes on for a change."
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(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3702/ennisalmamad4wf.jpg)
"Alma, you don't never go through a man's underwear drawer."
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(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2346/juniorasking1gx.jpg)
"Come on Daddy, tell us about that mysterious man in the black hat that makes you get all warm and runny when you think about him."
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(http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/5284/jackld3wg.jpg)
"That's right, L.D., I'm growin' a beer gut. Nothin the likes a yours a course..."
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(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7041/jackcrying5wm.jpg)
"Goddamn, those tacos are coming back up on me in the worst way!"
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(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3536/ennisgirls9od.jpg)
"Girls, this here's Jack Twist. Now ain't he a darn sight prettier than your momma?"
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(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2631/jackennisducking6cx.jpg)
"Now Jack you know I don't like Old Spice."
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(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/6871/almabed3li.jpg)
"No Ennis, putting on boots and a black hat is just beyond the pale."
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(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3567/ennistv4pv.jpg)
"Hey Junior, switch the station to channel 4 will ya? That Chuck Connors is one red hot hunk a man."
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(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/911/ennisserious5fn.jpg)
"Look Jack, I told you, it ain't gonna be that way. I'm on top, and that's how its gonna stay."
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(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f78/gblady/BBM17a.jpg)
"Yeah I know it's take 175 mate. Gurlz. Gurlz. Gurlz. 'zat right?"
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(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/2571/ennislist9ql.jpg)
"An' see if you can get some of that Lifeguard deodorant soap. That boy just don't smell good."
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(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/7687/ennissquinting2ym.jpg)
"What the hell is Jack doin up there taking his pants off...? Damn - he's mooning me!"
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(http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/4527/jackscared7dg.jpg)
"Ya know I hear tell a ghosts up there on those ridges, can scare a man so bad his heart stops. Maybe I oughta stay down here in the tent with you. Ya know... cuz a the ghosts."
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(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/599/breakfast8pk.jpg)
"Those beans are lethal, friend, and I ain't foolin."
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(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2065/jackrubbingeyes6vd.jpg)
"Sheeit Ennis, if another one a them sheep comes up and pisses on my boot I'm gonna to dropkick its wooly ass clear across the valley."
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(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4827/ennissawing3hu.jpg)
"Hey there Jack, save one of those long slender ones, it'll make a nice switch. Might need it to put you in line one a these nights. I mean put the dogs in line."
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(http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3852/jackbag7be.jpg)
"Damn, left the french ticklers and the massage oil back in the truck. Just have to make do."
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(http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7003/ennisrocks0fr.jpg)
"Bring a couple more buckets a water, tonight I'm making a specialty I learned from my grandma, rock soup."
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(http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8629/enniscigarette7xj.jpg)
"Eight hundred forty two, eight hundred forty three... if counting sheep don't get my mind off that boy nothing will. Eight hundred forty... shit where was I? One, two,"
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Louise ~ Lil treasure you got going here! Reminds me of BBM lines visualised .. LOL
David would have a field day over here! :)
glad you approve. This is what I used to do before I started writing the Laramie Saga.
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glad you approve. This is what I used to do before I started writing the Laramie Saga.
It's facking great! :laugh:
When I logged off few minutes ago, you were on page 3 .. now this is page 7!! :o ;D
Awesome!! Keep going!! lol..
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I have about 120 more as near as I can determine (maybe more.) I will post more tomorrow, since it is ohhhhh way past my bedtime right now.
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This is what I used to do before I started writing the Laramie Saga.
Well Louise, I don’t see why you have to give this up because of your other writing engagement. This is some serious high class entertainment if you ask me. :D
More please!
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Louise, I have just sat back and scrolled thru all seven pages.....and i have laughed so much.......what wonderful entertainment.....thank you....and please if you have 120 more, send them in........
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Louise...
I assume it is ok for all us to jump in?? and post our own?
(I ask that like I got any imagination at all!! LOL)
Yep... Bettermost is a free country. However, further on you will see a credit on some of the photos I got from Striped Wall... if you nip any of the pictures please bring the credit with it.
I also have a couple of "series": the "Queer" series, the "Evil Sheep" series, and the "Gaydar" series, which I would like to keep together, that's about it. Feel free to join the fun.
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(http://img450.imageshack.us/img450/1714/oldmen2hc.jpg)
"Now that there is one hell of a big basket!"
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(http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/7040/juniorlittle2ja.jpg)
"Daddy do you like to kiss boys?"
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(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/1536/jackconcerned2uk.jpg)
"Ya didn't hurt none of yer uh... delicate parts did ya Ennis?"
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(http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/751/jackfire5gr.jpg)
"He had better be wavin sticks a beef jerky an marshmallow treats or he's gettin a cussin' out."
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(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/9331/ennischatting0lv.jpg)
"Sure I had a bit a fun, rode a few rodeos in my time...girls too!"
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(http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/6898/cassieennisdancing4mk.jpg)
"Cowboy you can't dance fer shit, what say we go straight for the nookie?"
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(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/1432/jackwavinghands8su.jpg)
"Water Walkin' Jesus..." (singing) The rock and roll version.
(http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/2148/ennissquinting21ep.jpg)
"Jack ya don't suppose we could just go back to you playin' the harmonica could we?"
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(http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/5270/jackmexico9lf.jpg)
(Jack, thinking) "I don't suppose they got any tall lanky ones with blond hair just lyin' around with nuthin t'do..."
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(http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9851/jackgrinning8rq.jpg)
Riverton: "Friend, wait'll you try out my new camping mattress with the Magic Fingers... Yee haw!"
(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/8039/lureenmath1dt.jpg)
Back in Childress, one month later: "Honey, what's this bill here for three hundred dollars... Deluxe Camping Mattress with Vibrating Magic Fingers?"
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(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6551/almadivorce4un.jpg)
"Yer Honor, what I found in his underwear drawer was just beyond the pale."
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(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9620/ennisatcamp3yu.jpg)
"Hey boy, how come you ain't nekkid yet?"
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(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/723/ennisfishinggear1sf.jpg)
"Ennis don't you be bringing no crabs back with you this time, you promised!
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(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6260/ennisgirls26yw.jpg)
"Now you girls be good while I'm gone and no more playing Ken and Ken... you know how much it upsets your momma."
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(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7328/cassielaughing0ud.jpg)
"Say how about you put in a good word with your Daddy and I'll give you five dollars."
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(http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/8779/lashawn3by.jpg)
"Why you dance about as badly as my Randall over there, I should make you two dance together!
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(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6213/enniswater5dw.jpg)
Ennis shows how to waterski with no boat, no line, and no skis.
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(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8396/jackpink9mq.jpg)
"Well I thought a little rouge would give me a healthy outdoorsy type glow."
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(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/454/ennisdishes3uk.jpg)
"Huh, well if I do such a shitty job you can wash the goddamn dishes next time!"
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(http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/1096/jackfishin3cd.jpg)
"Say friend, what do ya think about fishin fer real this time?"
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(http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/3382/jackrandall14hv.jpg)
"Whaddaya think? Is it safe to take the earplugs out now?"
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(http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/3324/juniorsulking9zq.jpg)
"Hoo boy, there's Daddy pretending to like girls again."
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(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/birdlove101/ikke-navngivet.jpg)
Alma: "Reverend, is this marriage sacrament gunna make him ... you know, a real man and all?"
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(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/9707/jackdozy7dy.jpg)
"I think I left the kettle on at home."
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(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/9469/dozy13xi.jpg)
"Whoa, hold on there Jack, you got a tick behind yer ear."
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(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/5144/jacktrailer2kd.jpg)
(Jack, thinking) "Not bad, I bet he'd be right cute with his hair teased up and a nice leather vest on."
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(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/614/aguirretrailer1is.jpg)
(Aguirre, thinking,) "Huh, Twist again. Well, he gets the smelly tent."
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(http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/4799/ennisfirst4uh.jpg)
"What's that kid sizing me up for, a coffin?"
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(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6148/lureenrodeo9te.jpg)
Even after she got out of college, L.D. Newsome never let his daughter Lureen go to the rodeo without the protective presence of all four older brothers.
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(http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/117/bikers5tk.jpg)
"Well looky there, ain't he pretty as a picture. Let's see if we can catch us a nice lookin' cowboy tonight."
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(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2678/jackbar23ea.jpg)
"Well ain't he a handsome piece a clown!"
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(http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/3624/jimbo9pv.jpg)
"I sure as hell don't want my nipples pinched by the likes a you!"
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(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1645/almabed14hw.jpg)
"Ennis just this once can we not play rodeo?"
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(http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9425/ennisasking2jr.jpg)
"Ya don't suppose we could sneak off to that quiet little French cafe for a bite to eat before ya take off?"
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The Evil Sheep Conspiracy
(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5403/basque19fm.jpg)
"Be careful of the ones with the really short ears... don't turn yer back on em, they're the evil sheeps."
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"Evil sheeps? How many uh those do we have? Christ there's gotta be hundreds a sheep with short ears. You're just pullin our chain."
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"No dammit Ennis, there's no short eared sheep creeping up behind you now keep ridin!"
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"I got the light-furred one in my sights. Ready for synchronized gas attack?"
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"Jack, they got me surrounded! And they're all fartin' at once!"
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(Ennis, thinking) "How long can I hold my breath fer?"
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"Damn, watchin' those boys makes me miss my woollies."
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(Horse, thinking) "Two-legs mating is so boring. No neighing or biting or anything."
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"There! Finally caught the ringleader in the short ear sheep conspiracy! We'll have Ennis deal with you!"
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"Jack you ever wonder if all them sheep are just lyin there at night, thinking about what they're gunna do to ya next?"
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Ennis finally comes face to face with the power of short-eared sheep to make it snow in the middle of summer.
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The evil short-eared sheep rally around the coyote totem as they plan their next assault on the Light Furred One.
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Jack: "Ennis, you see anybody back there in the bushes?"
Ennis: "Just long haired freaky people, Jack, don't pay em no mind, just keep ridin."
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"What I wouldn't do for some Tide with extra brightening about now."
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"Jack can't I keep my hat on?"
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"Nope, not a bad lookin' boy when I use the zoom feature."
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Jack finds a note pinned to the tent. "Have dinner ready and be warshed, I'll be home early. Ennis."
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"Tuesday's rodeo day cowboy! Get along little dogie!"
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"You got a rash? Exactly what kinda rash is that, Ennis?"
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"Whoa, I knew I ate that Howdy Beef Burger too fast!"
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"It's my party an' I'll cry if I wanna. Asshole!"
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"Now why don't you just take your hand offa my leg nice and easy-like, buckaroo, and no one'll get hurt."
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"Y'ever do it in the back of a Pontiac convertible, cowboy?"
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"These two're defective, Monroe. Can I trade em in for two that don't leak?"
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"Sorry Alma, got an appointment with the dialogue coach. Be back when I can say gurl."
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"Here's to marital bliss. Whatever the hell that is."
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"Lashawn had me castrated back in '75, what about you?"
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"I tell ya Jack, once my trouser snake gets stirred up there ain't nothin that'll calm er down. That's jest how it is."
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"Look Jenny, Daddy's scratchin' his butt agin."
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"Lureen I forgot, what goes with purple?"
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"Alma where'd ya put that copy of Playgirl magazine?"
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"Drove up here to get laid, Friend, whaddaya think?"
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(Jack, thinking) "I need a two-dollar hooker, somebody I can blow off like a two dollar hooker."
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(Jack, thinking) "He even cuts turkey like his dick is biggern' mine."
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"Then all of a sudden all these short ear sheep come trotting up and got me and my horse surrounded... and they just let go all at once. I never smelled such a stink ! And that was the end of my sheep herdin' career."
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"Listen Jack there's somethin' ya need ta know. I missed my monthly this month."
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"Just a little white meat for me, after all I wouldn't wanna end up lookin' like you, L.D."
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"Nope... sorry Ennis. I tried everything I could think of but this one ain't talkin'."
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"No horseback ridin' fer you Jack, you need to trim down a bit."
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"Aw c'mon Jack, bein' on bottom ain't that bad is it? I can give ya a little spank once in a while to spice things up if ya like."
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"I'll give ya a special treat tonight if ya don't burn the beans."
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"He took all the goddamn towels again. An' the shave cream."
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Unbeknownst to Ennis and Jack, little Nanette, the youngest lamb in the herd, is coordinating sheep movements with flicks of her ears in preparation for their first assault on the Light Furred One.
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Suddenly, one of the sheep breaks ranks for a quick bathroom break while the others move around in a quick pincer movement, signalling the beginning of the assault.
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Amid a sea of indistinguishable white faces, one of the sheep looks back to gauge the effectiveness of the first assault. - "War of the Woollies, Part I"
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"Damn. I counted over three hundred short-ear sheep... what do we do now, hire more dogs?" (War of the Woolies Part II, Ennis Strikes Back)
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"Need more rocks, Jack. We build a big enough bonfire we can keep them sheep back."
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Ennis and Jack spend the day sawing up logs to keep their bonfire sheep fence going through the night, in preparation for the next "Gas Assault."
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As night falls, our sheepherding heroes are filled with forboding as they await the inevitable "baaaaa" of battle.
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Ennis: "You get much sleep?"
Jack: "Nope. Kept wakin' up and sniffin."
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"Gas masks? Why do they need gas masks?"
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Ennis encounters a particularly dense area of sheep dip and staggers before regaining his feet and narrowly escaping.
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Jack keeps a nervous watch by the campfire, alert for any movement or stray odor.
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"Jack, sometimes ya just gotta fight fire with fire."
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"That was a nasty patch Jack... gas so thick I nearly keeled over and couldn't get up. Need a bath after that!"
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"If one a them short-ears comes trotting up to me and so much as burps... blam! right in the patootie!"
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"Aguirre hasn't brought the gas masks up yet, Ennis -- ya sure yer gonna be ok up there?"
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"As long as we keep the rifle nearby those woollies know to keep their gas in their ass. We just have to be on the lookout."
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"How long do you think we can hold our breaths if they all come at us at once Ennis?"
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"S'alright. As long as the fire's burning we can have a quick one before any of em can sneak up on us."
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"Twist... what's Del Mar doing up there with my woollies, spankin em?"
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Ennis (spanking) "Bad sheep. Baad. BAAAAD!"
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Chilean reinforcements are brought in and avert a disaster at the last minute.
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"We need ta get us some a that South American juju juice so's we can keep control a the flock like them Indian dudes."
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"Now that they'rall passive and all, we can get back to our sensuous wrestlin and health-givin' massage."
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The short-ear sheep reconnoiter while the Dark Furred One sleeps, unaware that Scout the Blue Heeler is equipped with surveillance equipment.
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"Friend, we got ourselves one son of a bitch of an unsatisfactory sheep situation."
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"Gee I hope Jack will like me all queered up like this."
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Jack: "Yee haw!"
Ennis: "Shh. Keep it down boy."
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"You like it when I blow in yer ear?"
"Jack cut it out, you'll get me started again..."
"You do like it!"
"Jack... oh boy..."
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"They look like they got things under control now, how about we nip on off to the tent for a quick one?"
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"Damn! And me with no drawers on!"
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"Dammit Ennis I spanked sixty six sheep already for disobeyin'. I need a whiskey break."
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"Whaddaya think you are Jack, the pied harmonica player a Hamlin, wooin the sheep into submission ?"
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"An' can ya get some a them baby wipes, you know, that they use fer diaper rash? Don't ask."
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As he makes his way back to camp, beady red eyes watch every movement of the Pale Furred One as they plot their next assault.
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"Yep them coyotes... damn boy what you starin at? Take a picture, it'll last longer."
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"Ya know... we could try psychological methods. Like callin em names. I wonder what kinda names sheep consider ta be insulting? Woolface? Stinktail? Things like that."
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"Yer nuts, ya know that Ennis? Or drunk. Nuts and drunk. Stinktail my ass."
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"Never mind those goddamn psychological methods a yers Ennis. This is the latest technology... sheep radar. Built right into the belt buckle. Them woollies come up on me behind ma back and "ping ping ping!" goes off like a fire hydrant. Er siren."
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"Ya know Ennis if you wanna walk around camp nekkid anytime, it's ok by me, I don' mind."
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"Here come the wild ass short ear sheep, comin a get ya Ennis, gonna nibble yer dick till ya squeal Uncle!"
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(Jack, thinking) "Now don' go ruinin it all by turnin yer head ta look... but gee I jus' wish he'd splash a little louder."
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Jack: "Ya know I wasn't lookin' at yer cock or nothin' Ennis, really, but if I was... it ain't bad, ya know. Just so's ya know."
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"That is one sexy outfit. I wonder if it comes in a size 29 long?"
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"I got this at Rita's Western Wear, why d'ya ask?"
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"Say while yer takin' those off... you don't suppose I could borrow that blouse for a week or two do ya?"
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"Don't you be lookin' at my ass boy, unless you wanna get knocked upside the head."
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After the birth of his first son Jack experienced a temporary stress-related eyebrow overgrowth.
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(Ennis, reading, thinking.) "Ennis, bring your lasso." I wonder what that's all about.
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"Pull those pants down, boy, cuz here I come!"
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Outside Newsome's Equipment Showroom: "Now do any a you fine gennlemen wanna climb up here with your friend Jack and take a spin in this here brand new combine? Plenny a room. Leather seats."
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Inside: "I just hope Jack doesn't start singing "It's Raining Men" while he's got one a them customers up there."
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"What in the hell is this supposed to mean -- 'I'll be wearin my Speedo.' "
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"No honey I haven't seen your goddamn blue Speedo."
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"I hope your sure to wear some sorta swimmin costume out on that lake this time a year."
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Ennis: "I'm jus' sendin up a little prayer a thanks."
Jack: "For what?"
Ennis: "No short ear sheep."
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"What d'ya think a me gettin a piercin? Just a little one, ya know... down there."
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"Listen Jack I tol' you. It ain't gonna be that way. No sissy stuff, no girl clothes, no make up and sure as hell no piercins."
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"Uh oh... I think I got shrinkage."
for all you Seinfeld fans out there.
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"Well hurry up Ennis, I was about ta start humpin without you!"
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"Sweetheart, sayin 'giddyap Jack' just really kills the mood."
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"What if I did this with my tongue? Would that get ya to change your mind?"
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"Yee haw! Get up off yer ass Ennis, it's time ta rodeo on Jack!"
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"You don't know what yer askin, boy."
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"Ya know what'd be perfect with elk? Some a them tater tots with onions. Mmm mmm."
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"I don't know why, Miss Pommeroy, but I keep having this dream about being a sheepherder in the mountains. Maybe it's my destiny... you know, to be cute and horny."
for you Donnie Darko fans.
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(Jack, thinking) "He probably like me better clean shaven. Like that, hm, stranger? Sideburns or no? Maybe I can catch him lookin.'
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(Ennis, thinking) "Watchin' that boy preen is a little too much for my stomach this early in the mornin."
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"Twist, if you are quite through with your morning ablutions perhaps you could get your skinny ass in here. You too."
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"You ain't sendin us up there with that cat piss tent are you Mr Aguirre?"
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"Ain't you a nice tall drink a water. Can ya talk?"
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The Mysteries of Gaydar
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Suddenly, at the bar, after six beers, Ennis's gaydar goes off.
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"You all right over there, friend?"
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"If you like that hat there's a whole lot more where that came from!"
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At 500 yards, Jack's gaydar goes off.
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"So I hear you been hittin' on the rodeo clowns. Why not try me, I'm a much softer target!"
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"Hey Monroe, which one of these two is yours?"
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Suddenly, at a distance of thirty yards, Alma's gaydar goes off.
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"Scratch a little more to the left... ah, ya got it."
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"What I wouldn't do to see you in one a them grass skirts and flower necklaces doin a hula hula dance."
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"Honey, the only thing I go fishin for is trouser trout, and believe me, you don't want none a them."
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"So what do ya say, wanna do it in the back a the truck or drive up the road a piece?"
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"Hey Daddy, are trouser trout fresh water or salt water trout?"
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"What kinda man keeps Brut 33 and Aramis in his creel case?"
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(Jack, thinking) "I sure hope he packed some Brut 33 in that creel case."
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"Hey Ennis I can see yer fishin pole from all the way over here!"
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"Uhh uhhh... I just wanted ta tell ya I found one a yer shirts in my stuff. Thought ya might need it or somethin."
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Suddenly, at a distance of four feet, L.D. Newsome's gaydar goes off.
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L.D. says a silent prayer that little Bobby doesn't end up with his grandma's smile.
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"What do ya say, Alma? I got a nice four bedroom house, and you won't have to clean up all these peanuts!"
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"Make sure my shirts are warshed, air dried, and folded, all the dishes are warshed, horses brushed and wood cut, and we'll see about playing "rodeo" tonight, okay boy?"
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Suddenly, at a distance of 2.2 miles, Ennis's gaydar goes off.
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"Note to self: get binoculars in the next shipment."
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Unfortunately for Jack, the price of finely tuned gaydar is shitty rifle aim.
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"Damn, burned the beans. I hope he ain't the spankin kind."
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"You look kinda cute with that hat on, maybe you should cut yer hair too."
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At full zoom magnification, Aguirre's gaydar suddenly goes off.
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At this moment, Ennis realizes that the Basque may have put something "special" in their beans.
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Jack experiences an unfortunate side-effect of finely tuned gaydar.
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"Tighty-whities. Keeps ya from gettin' lice, too. Give em a try."
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"Shit Ennis, how'm I supposed ta operate a can opener with you gettin naked over there, huh?"
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"Boy, don't be givin me no googly eyes or I'll take that bottle a whiskey away from ya."
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Midway through his second beer, Jimbo's gaydar suddenly goes off.
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A classic case of Systemic Gaydar Failure (SGF).
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The young Ennis Del Mar kept his collection of special magazines hidden in a loose ceiling panel over his bed for those moments when he could be alone.
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"Say, I could teach you how to make out with a girl!"
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"Put the saddle on the stove, cowboy, cuz we're ridin the range tonight!"
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"Hey Senor, want some real good pictures taken? I been to film school and everything, I make you look real good!"
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After three Bud Lights, Randall's gaydar suddenly goes off.
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Very early on a June morning, for no apparent reason, Ennis's gaydar suddenly goes off.
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Poorly lighted bars and excessive drinking often lead to such tragic cases of Situational Gaydar Failure (SITGF).
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One common symptom of SGF (Systemic Gaydar Failure) is frequent use of badly patterned pajamas at bedtime.
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Whereas a typical Situational Gaydar Failure (SITGF) is marked by random attractions caused by very large volumes of low quality alcoholic beverages.
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"Listen Jack I been meanin to talk about this all week... you been puttin on weight, see... and you said you wuz shavin that mustache off."
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"And we never even got to play "rodeo" like you promised!"
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"No, Jack never made no mention of any specialty magazines...."
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"Jack really thought a lot a you, used to call your name out while he was dreamin, "Oh Ennis just like that!" Yes he was sure fond a you."
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"Damn Playgirl magazine still hasn't got here."
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At a distance of 1200 miles via AT&T "Friends and Family", Lureen's gaydar suddenly goes off.
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"I'm makin a nice big fire so we can strip down after dinner and really relax."
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"Hey, I brought my lariat. Want to try somethin' new?"
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"Well I know he ain't fishin... and he didn't bring his rifle, so he ain't huntin... and he don't like church so he hasn't gone ta one of those revivals... so what the hell is he doin up in the mountains with that rodeo man? He better not be practicin to enter the rodeo or I'll have his hide!"
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Gaydar failure can often be attributed to loud custom Westernwear.
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"Listen Ennis, I got to tell ya... when we left Brokeback... I took one a yer shirts... and a sock, and... a pair of drawers.... and that little wooden pony you carved...and 50 cents."
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"I'll give em all back... but can I keep the pony?"
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"That ain't the point Jack. Point is... you can't just go take a man's drawers just because you're doin the nasty with 'im."
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"Yer really kinda cute when you're totally blasted, ya know that?"
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"You know if I was your wife first thing I'd do is strip you naked and shave you from head to toe!"
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Jack: "Friend you wouldn't believe what your wife said to me in there when we wuz dancin."
Randall: "Oh yes I would. Why do you spose I got this beard?"
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"Ever do any a that Graeco Roman wrestling... you know the kind where they're totally naked?"
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Suddenly, Jack's gaydar goes off.
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"Okay now Junior, let's see if you got the story straight. We spent the whole afternoon at the bar and I was hangin all over the barmaid like we needed ta go get a room. Make sure your momma gets the whole story. And don't make no mention a no Jack Twist."
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(Ennis, to himself) "Come on Jack, I'm hard as a rock and ready to roll...!"
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Jack: "Don't you go tellin me I got a tick behind my ear just now because if I do it's stayin right where it is."
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"Jack no more shouting 'yippy yi ki yay' in the middle a things, ok?"
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Jack: "I'm takin my pants off now."
Ennis: "Uh huh."
Jack: "I'm taking my drawers off now."
Ennis: "That's nice."
Jack: "I got the lube open."
Ennis: "On my way."
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"We're just gonna start out with a little hypnosis and light petting. Now, give me the hat, that's a boy."
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Ennis: "I told you to stop with the Yippy yi ki yay, boy. I ain't Roy Rogers and you ain't no Gene Autry."
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'"Nossir I don't usually go around tongue kissin the other help."
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"Hey Ennis, you ever play 'River Rescue'? First I take off all my clothes and jump in the middle a the river..."
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"Well if it's wet you want why don't I just fill up this coffeepot and dump it over ya and then drag you into the tent? We'll call it 'Tent Rescue.'"
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Ennis stops dead in the middle of the street in downtown Riverton, his attention arrested by the deep gaze and flattering attributes of Mr. August, 1983.
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John Twist: "Tell you what, you got two choices: poker, or gin rummy. What'll it be?"
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In one stealthy movement, Jack's mother manages to smuggle a packet of Jack's love letters into the bag, concealed in an oversized piece of cherry cake.
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Suddenly, John Twist's gaydar goes off.
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"I think of you as the son in law I never had."
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"I know you ain't really asleep boy, don't forget to do the dishes like you did last night."
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"Give me a minute Carl, I'm pining."
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"You used to come away easy, and you used to give me backrubs and fiddle with my hair!"
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"Uh oh, looks like he found my supply of Playgirls under the firewood."
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"This oughta be enough water for a nice all over spongebath... that oughta break the ice."
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"Do I hold out another night for Ennis, or go for a sheep? Eh... I'll hold out. One more night."
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"I had the worst dream last night. I dreamed I was married to a woman with this huge head of bleach blond hair, and she'd bring her adding machine to bed with her."
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"Don't whistle at me like that Ennis, yer spookin the mare!"
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"Nice....!"
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"It ain't an 'owie' and I don't want ya to kiss it and make it all better neither!"
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"That was great! Now pucker up!"
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(Jack, thinking to himself) "You could bring him the soap, you could offer to wash his back, get to the hard to reach places."
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"We'll have us a little whiskey, a little smoke by the fire, talk about the love between men... oh did I say that out loud?"
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"Listen Jack, I got something I gotta confess here. I hate sheep."
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"Yeah ok you do have a cute butt when you wiggle it around like that."
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(Ennis, thinking to himself)"Damn! I just fucked a man! Never knew whiskey could do that before!"
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Jack: "Hey Ennis, I feel kinda sore, do you remember what happened last night?"
Ennis: "Nope. Gotta go."
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"Sure hope I smell clean and pretty enough when he gets home tonight."
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"So if we're both not queer, does that mean I get to be on top sometimes?"
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"Ok, heads I go up to the sheep, tails I go in the tent. Now where is that damn quarter I had? Fuck it."
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"Jack ya got a quarter?"
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"Yep, that boy can sure pull his pants up in a hurry."
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Jack: "He's down there with the binoculars again. I say lets strip down right here and really give ol' Joe Aguirre somethin ta look at."
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Suddenly, Ennis's barometer goes off.
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"Now he's sulkin. And it's too cold to do a striptease."
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"So what about a quickie at the Super 8 Motel before I head up north?"
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"Damn. That quickie woulda been a real nice sendoff."
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"Maybe if I don't warsh she won't get any funny ideas."d
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"Say 'what' again, motherfucker, say 'what' again!"
For you Pulp Fiction fans.
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Jack: "They call whiskey the universal lubricant, bet you didn't know that."
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"You don't suppose the sheep suspect anything do ya?"
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Scout the Blue Heeler leans about biped mating in more detail than he ever thought possible.
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"Jack now don't be givin me a boner in front a my girls."
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"An' don't you be doin that tongue thing a yers neither, that just ain't fair!"
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"Hey ain't he the pissant that goes chasin after those rodeo clowns?"
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"I need some real authentic Mexican food."
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Ennis: "I know you been givin that Shelayan herder the eye all day Jack, don't you even think about it."
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"Don't be gettin yer lips all wore out on that harmonica, boy, I got somethin in mind fer em later."
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"Hm, where the hell could he be? I wonder if he slipped off ta see that Shelayan herder his own self."
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"I come home all bruised an bloody and not even a hug or a kiss?"
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"Whoo wee, watchin you shoot a gun really gets me goin!"
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Jack: "Better stick ta coffee tonight, last time I drank whiskey I woke up with my ass sore as hell."
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"Gonna roast me up a little boot sole tonight."
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"Well don't you just look adorabe... c'mere boy."
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"Now Bobby don't go callin our Thanksgiving dinner 'gay'.
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"Step aside there, Rodeo, my bolo tie is longer'n yours and you know what that means."
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(Mrs. Twist, thinking to herself) Why that boy don't look queer ta me, looks just as normal as my Jack... uh oh."
Suddenly, Mrs. Twist's gaydar goes off.
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"Jack told me you and he caught a lot a trouser trout up on Brokeback Mountain. They taste good? Never had em myself."
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"We better keep our pants on tonight Jack, make sure nothin else happens."
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The Definition of "Queer"
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Jack: "Well how about just beatin off in the tent together? Is that queer?"
Ennis: "Yeah, that's queer too."
Jack: "Damn."
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Jack: "How about jes a plain ol' massage?
Ennis: "Queer."
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Jack: "How 'bout wavin my cock at ya from inside the tent?"
Ennis: "Goddammit Jack!"
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"Momma, if somebody else puts words in my mouth do I still get a lickin?"
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"Can't rightly hug ya no more with that paunch in the way, Jack, what a ya been eatin, whole sheep?"
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Jack: "How about tongue kissing, is THAT queer?"
Ennis: "Hell yes its queer."
Jack: "Let's go for it anyway."
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"Now one a these sheep is a special prize sheep. You look under the tail and find the prize! Good luck boys! (hehehehehehe)"
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"Not like little Jenny here - hey. Someone switched Jennys on me between scenes. Where's the old Jenny?"
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Lureen manages to suppress a giggle as Jack slips a whoopee cushion onto L.D.'s chair while he is turning the television back on.
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Alma: "Say what you like, Ennis, but pokin a man in the backside is queer!"
Ennis: "You don't know nothin about it Alma."
Alma: "Yes I do! It's queer as queer can be!"
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"Jack could you do that tongue thing again? Maybe it'll get me warmed up."
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Wrangler: "Now watch out, this bull's a queer one."
Jack: "Just exactly what do you mean by that?"
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Lureen: "I got this outfit specially for this rodeo. See how the little arrows come down and point right to each a my girls here?"
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Lureen: "I can see little pictures a myself in each a your teeth!"
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"Look Jack I tol you already.... top or bottom, it don't matter. It's all queer!"
Jack: "Damn."
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Jack: "How about just man to man hugs, just touchin at the chest?"
Ennis: "Normally ok, but with you? Still queer."
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Jack: "But what about..."
Ennis: "Queer, Jack. Drink yer whiskey."
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Jack: "Yee haw! Finally somethin that ain't queer!"
Ennis: "Shut up Jack."
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Ennis: "About pissed myself jumpin off that cliff, what about you?
Jack: "Stunt double did it."
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"One thing ta do when we get real bored is... drink a whole lot a whiskey then start rollin sheep down the side a the mountain. Boy they can really pick up speed on a good incline."
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"One day I got 42 sheep rollin down the hillside like bowlin balls. Then lightnin struck. Ol' Aguirre tried to blame me, like I could control the weather."
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"Tell you what. My boy Jack was a real fine lookin stud, and he coulda done a whole lot better'n the likes a you."
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Wow, Louise, you really run wild here. You are in a hurry to get 'em all posted :laugh:
This is just the oppisite of the "Lines from BBM visualized" thread. Great idea, I love most of them.
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"Nope, no lucky prize in this sheep. I think that Basque is fulla shit."
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Note from Jack: "Leave a note with the clue to which is the special prize sheep, or you're gonna get a special prize next Friday. And I ain't foolin. Jack Twist."
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What Ennis was REALLY Singing that day when he came upon a bear:
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Ennis, singing to himself, "He'll be comin round the mountain when he comes, he'll be totally buck naked when he comes.... hm hm..."
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"Tell you what friend, that elk meat made me fart worse n' those beans did."
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Ennis: "I can't go back up to the sheep now, whadda we do?"
Jack: "Stay in the tent, do somethin queer."
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"I swear if he starts in callin everything I do queer again, my harmonica is gonna end up where the sun don't shine."
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Ennis: "Ya know the way you drag that sheep along looks --"
Jack: "I swear ta god Ennis you better shut up while yer ahead."
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Jack: "You got a fly on your face."
Ennis: Go ahead, say it. It's QUEER!"
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"Mmmmm... Shelayannnn...."
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Sheep: "Queeeeeerrrr....!"
Jack: "Okay which one a you said that?"
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"Enough about the damn bear already, Ennis, we got ourselves a situation. The sheep are starting ta call me 'queer' behind my back. I had to shoot two of em."
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"Can't shoot all the homophobe sheep, Jack... just fire a warning shot over their heads, they'll straighten up."
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Jack: "Hey Ennis, how come if this is Marlboro Country we don't smoke Marlboros?"
Ennis: "I'm warshin up here Jack. And you oughta know Montana is Marlboro country.."
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"They say that rodeo buckles have hypnotizin powers. Look deep into the belt buckle Ennis, you are goin into a deep trance..."
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How the Sheep Found Out:
Secure in a saddlebag, Nanette pokes her head out and suddenly her gaydar goes off.
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(Aguirre, thinking,) "Hoo boy, the way the sparks are flying out here I'll be lucky to have two sheep left at the end of the summer."
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"And you, Twist. No more feedin the sheep beans and rollin em down the mountain like last year. I'll kick yer ass if you do that again."
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(Jack, thinking to himself): "That boy sure smells good!"
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"Red ants! Ow ow ow!"
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Ennis: "Well all right, but no sweet talkin like honey or sweetheart or nothin. Got it?"
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"Yee haw! Roped me an Ennis!"
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Jack: "Please tell me I didn't kick out your teeth... I can't fuck a man without teeth."
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Ennis experiences difficulties when Jack attempts a variation in their normal lovemaking routine.
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"Whose idea was it to dress one a my sheep in your dirty drawers?"
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Ennis: "Jack, what if the sheep start in with that 'queer' shit around Aguirre?"
Jack: "Just pretend they're talkin about the Basque. He wears that funny hat an all."
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Ennis: "I can't believe I left my extra pair a drawers on that sheep."
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In the midst of solemnizing Alma and Ennis' marriage, Parson Brown's gaydar goes off.
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(Alma, thinking to herself:) "Why is he looking at Ennis so funny?"
(Ennis, thinking to himself:) "I'm goin a hell, I'm goin a hell."
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Worker: "Heard tell a some sheep that learned how to talk up north a here. But they could only say one word -"
Ennis: "Let me guess."
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"You two weren't gettin paid to put unwarshed drawers on my sheep. And if you come to get the drawers back, the answer is no."
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"I sure hope Ennis likes country-breeze freshness, cuz I'm all out of the bottled kind."
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Always a perceptive child, the 2 year old Alma Jr. lets out a loud wail as her gaydar goes off.
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Ennis: "I'll be ready ta go again in a minute or two, lemme jes finish this smoke."
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Alma: "Ennis, why is your shirt untucked?"
Ennis: "I had a itch."
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Alma: "Toothbrush is in yer mouth the wrong way too."
Ennis: "Mmm hmmm."
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Jack: "This time I get to be on top."
Ennis: "No way."
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Jack: "Ennis ain't those marshmallows done yet?"
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"Jack we gotta keep an eye on those Shelayan boys, they might start spray paintin our sheep."
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"Hey ya Ennis, you got any more a them baby wipes?"
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"Where the hell is he? I thought sure Ennis 'd be ridin over this bridge by now. I'm freezin my ass off posin out here."
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Ennis: "Yer butt feelin okay?"
Jack: That's nobody's business but mine, Friend."
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Jack: "Yeah sure you ran into a bear. Fine excuse. I get home here and nothin to change into. Didn't you warsh any a my shirts?"
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Ennis: "Now what we just done... that's pretty queer ain't it?"
Jack: "Wins the queer award, Friend."
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"Now don't you start in about them marshmallows. That ain't Alma's fault."
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"Honest injun now. Does this outfit make me look queer?"
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"Ennis, honey, can't we just this once do this with our clothes off?"
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(Alma, praying silently:) "An please lord, let him be well endowed in the privates department, I don't care if he can't dance."
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"Nice fuckin rifle. I could shoot me a Bigfoot or somethin."
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"Now these little ones here, you get one a these rollin they go really fuckin fast."
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Jack: "Ya know it ain't too late in the day, we could have us a few drinks and get ten, fifteen sheep rollin in no time."
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"Course, if you ain't inta that we could play a little slap an tickle."
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Bartender: "Hey if you're really inta clowns, you oughta try the Barnum and Bailey circus. They got a whole shitload a clowns."
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Lureen, thinking: "If that boy wins this one I swear I'm a gonna ride him like a brahma bull."
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"Kin you make pie bettern this slop?"
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"Tell you what, my Jack never did any funny business with no sheep!"
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Congrats louise
These are great!
I've managed to go through almost half of them in one sitting - time to ge rest for a spell
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hey thanks, Roland. This I hope was an invitational...but it might have gotten buried in the uploads I did. Let me repaste here for everyone's information.
I posted a collection of photo captions I created for a humor forum on another site, and when I saw you guys had a humor section I decided to share. This is a finished collection of photo captions: feel free to plunder the photos for your own humorous captions or dig into the photo still archives I plundered to get your own! And enjoy!
Here is the premier screen cap site: please follow the instructions and give credit to the person who created the photos as requested:
http://www.stripedwall.com/cpg/index.php?cat=11
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"Uh oh, looks like he found my supply of Playgirls under the firewood."
That's bacon
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I have just started to read these and they are hilarious. Thank you all for the best laughs. Laughing so hard here I am crying too. Brokeback is such a poignant movie it is a relief to laugh at some of the serious scenes. Thanks Again, it has made my day
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Ang: Jake, focus on the potato! You just suppose to look over at Ennis in the blink of an eye, NOT turn your head and stare with your tongue hanging out.
Jake: Sorry Ang, can't help it. Heath just gets to me. I mean look at him! He's almost as pretty as me.
Ang: And what are you carving out of that potato anyway, it looks like a......
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Jack: "Maybe I'll shoot one of the sheep."
Ennis: "Sheep otta feel pretty save then. Even with a 1,000 of 'm ain't much chance of you hittin' any with you dumb ass missin."
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Jake thinking: I'm gonna get Heath good this time. Wait until I get his hand on the giant kielbasa dipped in olive oil I got at the commissary.
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Jake To Heath:
Damn!!! we both got the wrong shirts on!
Ang: Come on guys, Ennis didn't have that truck untilafter Brokeback.
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Wow, Louise, you really run wild here. You are in a hurry to get 'em all posted :laugh:
This is just the oppisite of the "Lines from BBM visualized" thread. Great idea, I love most of them.
welll yeah, I just wanted to get those up there and salvage them, so to speak.
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Jack: How about instead of shaving my mustache off, I shave my....
Ennis: NO!!!!! no, no, no, no, NO!!!
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"Goddamn rifle's gotta jam, right when i'm provin my virility..."
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"White hat, huh? That mean yer a virgin?"
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"Ah, fresh supplies. Cook us up some wieners and spuds, be just like dinner an a movie. Couple a swigs a whiskey an have his pants off by moonrise."
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"I sure hope I get this erotic toy carved by the time he comes in fer dinner."
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"Friend, it's gonna take more than a few swigs a whiskey ta get me on bottom."
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"You mind if we use hand lotion tonight? Spit don't cut it."
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"Whoa whoa, get yer hand outta there, I told you Jack, it ain't gonna be that way."
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"If these ugly pajamas don't turn her off I don't know what I'm gonna do."
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"Wanna go down the Motel Siesta for a quick one before ya take off?"
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"I cant believe he done that with SPIT."
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After that summer on Brokeback, Ennis had fantasies of running off and joining the Gypsies.
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Alma, thinking, "If I keep my eyes closed I won't notice the pajamas."
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Ennis, thinking, "Is my fly unzipped or what?"
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"If he asks about the Crisco, don't say nothin."
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"You ever try ta put underpants on a sheep?"
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Louise, these are wonderful. I was roaring with laughter for a lot of them. My husband thinks I am nuts! Thanks for directing us over here from the Ennis and Ellery thread. I probably never would have found this on my own.
Laurel
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Yes, Louise, hilarious. thanks so much.
Kelly
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ANG: Jake, we have done all the kissing scenes, your just supposed to look at Heath, not run up and lay one one him!
Jake: But I thought it would...
ANG: NO!!!
JAKE: But couldn't we reshoot....
ANG: NO! They came out fine, you'll make history.
Jake: But....
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Louise, these are wonderful. I was roaring with laughter for a lot of them. My husband thinks I am nuts! Thanks for directing us over here from the Ennis and Ellery thread. I probably never would have found this on my own.
Laurel
thanks Laurel, Kelly... takes the edge of the serious part, doesn't it?
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Ennis thinking:
Look at the lines in Jacks face, ya could loose som'in' in the wrinkles! mebe this time next year we can get a ranch together, just tell folks he's ma dad.
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Jack, thinking, "Them are size 12 1/2, 13 boots... so he's gotta have 8 inches easy."
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"Another can a Crisco?"
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Ennis, thinking, "Them are size 12 1/2, 13 boots... so he's gotta have 8 inches easy."
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"Jack I thought ya told me yer lips were all wore out not half an hour ago."
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"A course I got ta have it done. It's yer fault I need a hemorrhoid operation in the first place!"
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"Got a new cap on the truck - now we can do it in the road!"
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Jack, thinking, "I sure hope whatever he's got on his mind is worth this shavin all over."
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"This wide enough for ya, cowboy? Bring it on boy!"
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"Hey Ennis, can ya order some Crisco maybe when ya go down?"
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"Well see, I used to have a boyfriend, but then he went and became a gay sheepherder and left the dogs with me."
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"Bout time you got here, my speedo's startin ta ride up!"
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Back when Jack first met Ennis, he was so taken by his looks that he had wild fantasies of him as a Hollywood star.
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Ennis thinking:
Now there's a hunk of man!
Whoa...who said that?
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Ennis thinking:
Ain't never gonna drink so much wisky again. Sure does give a fella disturb'n dreams. Ah dreamed Ah wuza hernd'n sheep on this mountian with this big tall dark haired blue eyed fella, an there was this tent an we...Sure glad Ah am here on the ranch with K.E. Never gonna drink like'a that again
Wha....
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"I thought I say NO MORE BEANS!"
<mumbles> Wise ass caterers......
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I loved these captions so much that I gushed about them to my husband...who came up with this!
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After a summer of beans...
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Ang: Heath what are you doing? You not suppost to kiss of even hug in this scene. Just look at eachother and walk away, not go to a liplock!
Heath: But Jake said you rewrote the scene, had me rehearsing in his trailer all night last night
Ang: JAKE!!!
Jake: Well I...uh
Heath: Damn you Jake!!!
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Ennis! help I need ya over here right away!
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Jack thinking:
Drink up boy, tonite is FNIT.
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Ennis thinking:
Jack ya gonna leave me shivering out here all night, huh? Come on Jack, yer suppose ta come out here lift me up with those big strong arm o' yours, carry me over the threshold of that damn tent ya hoggin' to yourself. Come on Jack, afraid ya can't lift me or what? Huh?
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Ang:
Heath, you just supposed to walk over to the tent, not run in such a hurry, you knocked it down in the last take.
Heath:
Sorry Ang...I just got...
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You guys are hilarious. Ha! Ha! I love it. Thanks for the laughs.
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Jack thinking:
Got ever square inch of me spic and span for Ennis. It's gonna be SNIT!
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Jack thinking:
Watch where he puts his clothes, if I can just sneek on over there real slow and quiet like I c'n grab 'm real quick and he'll run after me and...
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Ennis thinking:
Whoa...If I'm up there with the sheep I'm ah not gonna see Jack nekkid no more when he warshes up ....Shoot!!! Lessen I can get him ta warsh up same time, usin' the biggest pot fer hot water sayin' not ta waste it....yeah he just might...
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Jack:
It 's ok Ennis, just thought it be easier to wash all our clothes at once, ya c'n come otta' the tent now...see I'm nekkid too.
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Jack: "How 'bout wavin my cock at ya from inside the tent?"
Ennis: "Goddammit Jack!"
Okay this one was a while back, but i just found it, OMG I LMAO this is the best :laugh:
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"Yeah I read the Laramie Saga, is that a fuckin problem?"
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Enis thinking:
If that Jack thinks he c'n get me to go in that tent, just by layin' down and taken' of his shirt, trying to act all....he's got anoth....
If that Jack think's That I'll....
If he...
Aw hell
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Ennis sneaking back to camp after heading up to the sheep:
Look at the size of that thing, can't never get tired of lookin' at that!
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Ennis Thinking:
Well it's about time Jack F.....g Twist, I wuz 'bout ta give up on ya. Been walkin' up askin' fer soap after I started warshin' up, runnin' around with at least no shirt on, make sure ya see me eatin' bananas nice an' slow, lookin' deep into those blue eye of yours, whaut's the matter with ya? Huh?...
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"Jack... about that punch... that get you excited at all?"
Oh that's bad. :laugh: :laugh:
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*er, why... thank you.
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Alma decides to take her Girl Scout troop to Brokeback for a campout and surprise visit to Ennis.
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I love the "Jack, aboiut that punch" one too...I love ALL of them...is Astroglide anacronistic (picky=picky)--think so...
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it was meant to be: that was the joke.
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.Oh. Er. Sorry. Someone around here has a limp sense of humor....me.
I DO remember, in SOME fanfiction--not mine, not louisev's that one of them put "vasaline" on the week's list. OPretty recenttly, too.
There was another with elk lard, too...
NO: I misunderstood the joke. I thought it was as if he had said "K-Y Jell\y---what is this stuff?" In other words, he was commenting as if they had asked for a tin of mandarin oranges, or pate de fois gras, or something. Not that it didn't exist yet, but that it was out of HIS PURCHASING DOMAIN.
Thus, I thought the fact that it didn't exist yet was anachronistic...
Get it? Doesn't matter...
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Ennis: I'm sorry I made ya mad Jack, I didn't mean what I said about weight watchers and not lettin' ya ride my horses anymore. Tell ya what. Joe Agguire boards his horse at the ranch fer awhile now. Me 'n him's friendly enough now he'll let me borrow his fer next time.
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Oh that's bad. :laugh: :laugh:
LMAO, that one is great!
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Ennis thinking: I was gonna say sometyhin' about not being queer, but he's so pretty maybe he's a girl after all...nah, wasn't last night
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Well, God, Ennis, don't look at me like I just raped ya. I know what I'mhere for. What'r you here for?
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Jack thinking:So what's so special about your mouth that i can't have a little nibble?
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Aguirre, looking through his binoculars, thinking: Hey! This is a real exciting game of keepaway...wonder who's gonna win!
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Jack thinking: lessee--14 hours to Riverton, 16 more to Juarez...I'm gonna need a nap by the time I get there...
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Prieto thinking: all those takes, and no Gyllenhaal...shit.
(Apparently, numerous people don't know that the scene in the alleyway in Juarez required 12 takes, because every time Jake would come around the corner and see Prieto, he'd start giggling...the 12th was the only sober one they got)
(and, apparently, there are even a few who don't know Rodrigo Prieto is gay...)
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Ennis thinking: Shit., the sonofabitch doesn't get the idea. Guess I'm gonna have to show him hey..that's not funny...
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Jack thinking: these side-view mirrors sure come in handy: sayin' hello, sayin' goodbye...
HUMOR, Julie, humor...
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Heath and Jake thinking: hey, this would be great, except for all that makin' out...I think...
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Ennis: hey, Bud, could I hitch a ride?
Jack: Sure, Ennis--anyplace special?
Ennis: Wherever you're goin' would be just great, long as i don't have to leave for the next half century or so.
Jack: Best plan I've heard in 19 years; let's do it.
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jack, thinking: this particular variety of the human species is not entirely without interest, albeit somewhat limited
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Ennis, thinking:next thing ya know, he's gonna take my hat away, and then I'm toast.
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Ennis, thinking: guess i might learn to live with this--but no more often than once every three or four hours
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Ennis asnd Jack, thinking: same old, same old
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"At the tone, the time will be later than you think..."
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Somebody after Annie Proulx: It ain't fittin' for a grown man to call another "Little darlin" in public!
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"At the tone, the time will be later than you think..."
this one made me chuckle out loud!
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hey...I made Louisev ...laugh zow.
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Jack:"Me, too--I mean, neither."
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Randall, thinking:Well, somebody's gotta take pity on that poor, miserable lookin' critter.
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Jake: "I stole a hunk of the Arkenstone from 'The Hobbit'"
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50,000,000 women: "He's just an ordinary man, in that he has two arms, legs, a head, a body, and all the accutrements to it----it's just that God was having an especially good day when he put them all together."
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Ennis thinking:Jeez...he coulda put some Shout on the blooodstains; I'll never get 'em out now. Lesson t'be learned there, somewhere...
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God: "You think this is a neat miracle; you should see what the short story inside does!"
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OMG Louise, some of these are so hilarious. I will plow through every page over time. Thank you so much for all the effort you spent in posting these one by one. These are really a treat. Clarissa
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Ennis thinking: Still can't believe I left my heart--I mean, shirt--up there.
(variation stolen from TWO different DCs)
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Ellemeno: maybe you only liked Louise's--but the last 20 or so were mine...
I didn't think they ALL had to be funny...
Bye. *sob*--NO I'M NOT CALLING YOU A SONOFABITCH! I have been up all night, so I don't know what's funny, or even important anymore, so maybe most of the picture caps are terrible. Read B73's "Union Pacific," and half of her "Signal Crossing" all puns to be considered...but liike her poetry even better.
HEY--gotta do another cap, cause I'm taking up space!
Aguirre:"Did you know that even very near-or-farsighted people can adjust even old binoculars so that they can see perfectly without glasses? Now if that's funny, I'll EAT it...
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Julie thinking:hey...c'n I have a turn? Just a little one......
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Jack, thinking: Wouldn't mind this one stinking like cat piss so much, if the other one didn't smell like Ennis
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I am hooked on this thread! Thank you, Louise, for starting it. I was practically falling out of my chair on some of yours. And Jpwagoneer and Twisted Dude, Louise may have started this, but you have both taken the concept and run with it. I check here every day to get my daily humor fix. Thank you!
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Ellemeno: maybe you only liked Louise's--but the last 20 or so were mine...
Julie, thanks for letting me know this post of yours was here, so I could respond. I've only read like the first four pages of this thread so far, and I am pretty sure they were all Louise's. I look forward to seeing yours and others too as I move through the thread. I didn't mean to slight anyone. :) Clarissa
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"Sweetheart, sayin 'giddyap Jack' just really kills the mood."
This one is genius!
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muah.
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Jack's mom, thinking: Just like my Jack when he was young--the more sex-starved and miserable he was, the prettier he looked...
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Alma thinking: wish I had a prostate...
(probably the most famous one from Dave Cullen)
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JPWAGGONEER--a few pages back--I have always tried to put Ennis's expression here into SOME sort ofr words, I think Mr. Waggoneer's done it...
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Ennis thinking:
Ain't never gonna drink so much wisky again. Sure does give a fella disturb'n dreams. Ah dreamed Ah wuza hernd'n sheep on this mountian with this big tall dark haired blue eyed fella, an there was this tent an we...Sure glad Ah am here on the ranch with K.E. Never gonna drink like'a that again
Wha....
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Ennis thinking:
Wunder If Ah danced around, say Ah got a stung by a bee, Jack would notice, yeah that might work.
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Jack:
Haircut day today Ennis, can't come come down from this mountian lookin' like our hair growed any, n' gotta be lookin' good for FNIT and SNIT.
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Ennis thinking: ya know, this is real peculiar...people who don't clean their nails usually make me sick t'my stomach...
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Jack thinking:
Ya gonna sit out there all night er what Ennis! It SNIT!
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50,000,000 women: "He's just an ordinary man, in that he has two arms, legs, a head, a body, and all the accutrements to it----it's just that God was having an especially good day when he put them all together."
AMEN!!! He is blessed in pure beauty. He is absolutely beautiful.
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Jack: No, Ennis, not the red line that tells you you're almost out of gas; not the one that tells you you're breaking the speed limit---the one on your tackometer that tells you if you keep drivin' this vehicle like this, ya gonna need a new vehicle right soon...THAT kind of red-lining...did anyione ever tell you what a GREAT blanket you make?...
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Peter Saaresgaard: yeah, your sister thinks so, too
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Jake: No, life is a serious business; maybe sometimes good for some laughs...but I NEVER think it's...just plain silly...
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jake: No Sir, my friends almost never refer to me as Drop Dead Gorgeous.
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Ennis:
Dang! waters cold!!!
Jack:
Still lookin' good ta me, Ennis!
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Nice one, JP!
.Hey Ennis--should I get a few of these printed up for Christmas cards? WTF--hey Ennis! Ya FAINTED? GodDAMN...
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Ennis:
It's to bad I'm so handsome, these damn women folk just won't leave me be.
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Jack I could say, "Seek thou rather to be hanged in compassing thy joy than go without..." but we didn't have much Shakespeasre in 9th grade..
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Ennis: My dad could lick your dad
Jack: Yeah, and us, too, ya stupid bastard...
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jACK: Jeez, Ennis!...I was just havin' a nice little stand-up nap, an' ya scared me half t'death, sneakin' up on me like that!
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Ennis: Ya been in New York City, Prague, Moscow, Atlanta, Dallas, Chicago, San Francisco, Montreal, Calgery, Paris, Philadelphia, Indianaopolis, Boston, Portland, Maine, Los Angeles, Vermillion, Montgomry, Talahassee, Frankfurt, Berlin, Copenhagen, Oslo, Helsinki, Amsterdam, Spokane, Portland, Oregon, Bancock, Beijing, Tokyo--almost any big city in the world--
Jack twist, huh?..cause I heeer what they got in them places for boys like you..even in the SOUTH!
Might avoid Salt Lake City and Laramie...although I've heerd things about them too...
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Horses thinking
These guys go at it almost as much as we do!
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Yeah, Bob just told me...like rabbits--horses. A "stud fee" is for having a prize male horse locked up in a field with a filly--for about 10 minutes or less.
THERE IS NO PICTURE WITH THIS POST, JPW--I was just answering your last one...
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Ennis:
Sorry I forgot the frisbee Jack, just don't work the same with plates. Don't worry I'll bring it next time, ya don't halfta get mad.
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Jack: Sorry if I startled ya...looks like we're going to have some fireworks around here tonight after all...see, Ennis, it's only me, Jack...the one you call "friend..."
HUMOR,,,Julie...
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Jack, thinking: So..who's gonna do who? I sorta thought it would be me..but..maybe not...Jesus, what was i thinking? He'd never hold still for that!
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Jack thinking:Didn't ya ever hear that a kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" in loving...whoops...getting way ahead of myself here
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I think I'd better stop with these before i wear the pixels off the scan...
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Peter Saaresgaard: yeah, your sister thinks so, too
Love this! :laugh:
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For those of you who may not have seen them I wrote several photo captions in 'Fantasy Scenes'. Some of them very serious, some with humor. The most off the wall are here.
Mark
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laurel: I love it too-especiaslly the big, juicy picture--which won't fit here! ("yeah, yoiur sister thinks so too")
NO PICTURE ATTACHED...answering another post (without a picture!)
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hey, Christy Mathewson is the prettiest guy of the last 100 years...isn't he?
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Jack, thinking: wonder if there're any good restaurants around here?
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Jack:
Told ya that chili was hot!
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Ennis thinking:
Ah knew that hail dance I done would get me in the tent tonite.
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Heath:
Don't I look pretty?
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Ang:
No Jake were are not going to do third tent scene!
Jake:
But look I have it all laid out.
Ang:
NO!
Jake:
But I was going to rehearse with Heath tonight in his trailer, can't you at least say we are?
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Movie critics are the crazaiest folk on earth..at least this one's heart is in the right place (my son)
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Buzz reporter:Mr. Gyllenhaal, do you think this is a good career move, playing an obscessed cartoonist in a movie about a serial killer?
Jake G: Uh...HUH?
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Yer wanna?
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"The sun came out last night and sang to me."--Close Encounters of the Third Kind
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Guy in blue hat: dunno what those guys are talking about, but they sure are a distraction from the Lakers' game
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Ennis thinking: rain sounds so nice...be nice to share it with...someone. Wonder what Jack's doing in that tiny little tent? I mean...i don't wonder much, but I do wonder some../b]
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Ennis thinking: I love 'em to pieces...but sometimes, it's like toting two flour sacks around
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Astronaut: "That's one small step for man..."
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Ang:
You can stop staring like that at Jake.
Heath:
Oh...sorry Ang.
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Ennis thinking:
Boy is sure a sight fer sore eyes when he warshes up.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdzThgveHwQ&search=banjo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdzThgveHwQ&search=banjo)
JPW--watch the WHOLE THING--it's out of this world! C'n I be the kid?
(It's the "Duelling Banjos" scene from deliverance...)
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Ang:
CUT! thats a wrap.
several moment pass
Ang: Ok.....ok...Heath ,Jake you can let go now......Heath....Jake....
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Nice one, JP!
.Hey Ennis--should I get a few of these printed up for Christmas cards? WTF--hey Ennis! Ya FAINTED? GodDAMN...
This is one of my favorites.
Mark
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JPW!--did you listen to the video (post before last)...
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Youth will in time decay
Aileen, aroon
Beauty must fade away
aileen aroon
Castles are sacked in war
chieftains are scatterred far
Truth is our fixed star
aileen, aroon.
"Well, that's a wrap"
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Ennis, thinking: Ya don't say much, but ya get your point across.
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Ennis: Jesus, Jack, don't look at me like I turned into th'Christmas present ya never thought ya'd get--Yeah, I wanted t'kiss ya real bad--is that a fuckin' problem?
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Jack: Friend, have some Opportunity.
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Santa to Jack:
See over there. That's the Christmas present I promised you when you were 12. Be careful with him.
Very loosly based on a Dave Cullen post
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Jack:
Always warsh clothes nekkid, 'specially Ennis's clothes. Mebe I'll cook supper nekkid too! fer Ennis.
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You're cooking on all burners this morning, Waggoneer! Like your truck cap better than mine.
haiku:
Everyone should have
a Jake--no, no, two, in case
one should get broken.
Julie Vognar (me) and Sid Melucci
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Jack thinking:
Sun's out warm today. Mebe I'll ride up ta the sheep to Ennis nekkid, be a 'Gentleman Godiva'.
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Jack, thinking: sonofabitch is trying' to covince himself he don't love me no more...wonder how long that'll go on,,God, it could be...years...hey--that HURTS!
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Ennis, thinking: Sure enough, Jack will get ya through times of no anything better'n anything will get ya through times a no Jack...and that's the God's truth..l
Jack, thinking:Sure enough, Ennis will get ya through times of no anything better'n anything will get ya through times a no Ennis...and that's the Gods truth...
(original saying from the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers: Dope will get you through times of no money better than money willl get you through times of no dope)
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Ennis:
Go ahead and look Jack...It's ok.
Whoa....who said that
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Ennis: If ya don't do a better job of loving' yer guy than I did, I'm gonna tan yer hide--I don't care if yer 19 er 50!
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Jack, thinking: Holy Mary,. Mother of God...this better work...
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Jack, thinking: remember me? I'm the guy you had sex with last night and woke up with this morning...
(stiolen partially from Dave Cullen)
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(original saying from the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers: Dope will get you through times of no money better than money willl get you through times of no dope)
I like that saying, and I don't even do dope! (Sorry, don't have any pictures or captions to share at the moment, but couldn't resist commenting on Julie's little gem).
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Jack thinking: lotta this stuff is sticky...sticky is nice......cold out here...be warm tonight, Ennis willing.
haiku:
he beats his lover's
shirt with a stiick, an Asian
girl, the dawn of time.
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Ennis thinking:
Ah wunder when Jack's birthday is. Mebe Ah can jump outta cake nekkid fer him, Ah sure like it if he did fer me.
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Jack, thinking: She's kinda pretty...be a lot prettier if she was sandy haired, male, tall, and shy as hell. but-- beggers can't be choosers, I guess.
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Ennis:
Just a makin' sure ya didn't bring that damn harmonica
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Ennis:
Do ya haf'ta be a standing like that when Ah'm al the way over here Jack? Make the gun go off again.
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Jack: What am I doing? I'm taking off my jacket. Why? I'll give you about 1 1/2 minutes to figure out why. Two on the outside
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Junior: what on earth is THAT, daddy??
Ennis: I dunno...this Korean lady who knows me, she made this thing, says it's suppossed to look like me...can you imagine?
Junior: Yeah..now that I stop tio look at it...are those wings inside?
Ennis: Yep. All spread and ready t'fly. But...looiks liike, he got ripped open, but doesn't know what to do with the wings inside...
Junior: Sure does...
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Ennis: Anything else ya wanna get off yer chest?
Jack: Yeah, as a matter of fact. My momma--ya know, she's a very religious woman.
Ennis: I supposed.
Jack: But she lived through the Great Depression, and once in a while, I hear her singin' this song, which I feel like singin' now:
Long-haired preachers come out every night
and they tell you what's wrong and what's right,
but when asked about something to eat
they will answer in voices so sweet:
You will eat
Bye and bye
In that wonderful land beyond the sky;
Work and pray,
live on hay
There'll be pie in the sky when you die.
You're too much for me, Ennis, you son of a whoreson bitch. I wish I knew how to quit you."
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hey, guys...love the thread but was wondering...if'n it weren't too much trouble if you could put the picture FIRST then the words...just seems like it would scan better....maybe we could try a few??
Just my .02
thanks
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hey--glad to, but don't know how! I noticed Louise was doing it that way (I don'
t really don't know which is better myself, but glad to oblidge with directions...)
Jack:hey--let's discuss "Kritik der Rein Vernuenft," by Nietzsche. Whatdaya say?
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Heath, thinking: Love the way his eyes crinkle when he laughs...for God's sake, Heath, CUT!
Jake, thinking: I love how deep his voice is when he laughs, and how he even LAUGHS Australian---oh for God's sake, Jake, CUT!
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Jack thinking:
Dang! My man shot me an elk.
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Jack thinking:
Shoot!...Can't open these damn cans when I'm lookin' at Ennis.
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Jack thinking:
If I sing to him an' get him good and drunk, mebe then.....
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Ennis thinking:
Jack sure is pretty when he's talkin', course hardly does anything else.
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Jack, thinking: Either that's the most exciting handshake I ever had, or there's a hell of a lot more electricity in the air than usual.
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Jack, thinking: Hardly no folks left...don't worry, Ennis, I'll take care a ya--I'll take care a ya six ways from Sunday...
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Jack, thinking: Hardly no folks left...don't worry, Ennis, I'll take care a ya--I'll take care a ya six ways from Sunday...
very good!!!
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Jack thinking:
With these baby blues I can do anything.
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Jack thinking, dreaming, thinkng: I see yer fire, Ennis...seems like i can almost feel it from here....a little fire of you that won't go out...
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Ennis thinking:
Whut does asphyxiate mean? Sound like it be a good word ta use next time I play 'Scrabble'. 'Specially if I c'n get it on a triple word score.
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Ennis, thinking: I jus' had the funniest feelin'--workin' with this guy is like I imagine makin' love to someone would be...boy, this mountain air sure does crazy things to a fella's head...
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Ennis thinking:
Yup, the only thing prettier than Jack talkin' is Jack talkin' nekkid where he's warshing up!
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Ennis, thinking: If I was a shirt, and he was a shirt, I'd want to be tucked down inside him, so's someone could wear both of us at once. Or maybe...th'other way 'round...
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Ennis thnking:
This may be all I have left but it can move mountians
Also posted 'Fantasy Scenes'
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Ennis, thinking: How come I'd rather watch him mishandle a horse than watch any body else handle one just right?
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Ennis thinking:
Whut does asphyxiate meam? Sound like it be a good word ta use next time I play 'Scrabble'. 'Specially if I c'n get it on a triple word score.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:. Nice one!!
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Ennis thinking:
Whut's with Jack and those damn sideburns? Trying ta look like Elvis er whut? Sure packing on the pounds like Elvis. Can't sing like him, hopin' he doesn't try. Jack's sure 'lot prettier then Elvis, cant tell him so, us not being queer and all.
Also in 'Fantasy Scenes'
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Jack, thinking: I'm gonna make this sonofabitch laugh if I have to break every bone in my body and spill every drop of this whiskey...
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Jack, thinking: Done--by God...God, he's pretty when he laughs..wish I could take a picture or kiss him or somethin'-- probably won't happen very often...
jack thinking some more: Kiss him? Fat chance a that..lucky if I get to lay a finger on him...patience, Jack...patience...
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Thanks to all who are posting these great photos and captions......
I sneak in here nearly every day, read some of them over and over, and always get a giggle.....
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Ennis, thinking: Ya think yer tough, John Twist? Too bad my pa's dead and gone these 21 years, or you'd find out what tough was really like...and when I say, "too bad," I'm just bein' polite, Old Man...
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Just another thing i meant to mention before......
I have a little game I play with myself, and I'm sure, most of us on here could play it seeing as we know all the scenes off by heart......
I read the caption first, and before I scroll down to look at the picture, i vision the scene that I think the caption will belong to, and then scroll down to see if I'm right......
(have I got too much time on my hands, or what?????)
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Just another thing i meant to mention before......
I have a little game I play with myself, and I'm sure, most of us on here could play it seeing as we know all the scenes off by heart......
I read the caption first, and before I scroll down to look at the picture, i vision the scene that I think the caption will belong to, and then scroll down to see if I'm right......
do you usually get it right?
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yes--what percent do you get right? You know we have ALL the scxans we have saved at our disposal, plus everthing on "www.stripedwall.com" which is almost every frame of the movie--and those of us with photoshiop can even rescue pictures that appear black there...
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Ennis to Jack:
Betcha you can't do this!
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I'm not sure how many I get right, but i do get some...I had just got the one right before I sent the post,(the one of Enns thinking, "you think you're tough John Twist") thats what reminded me, of what I was actually doing.....(that one was easy though)
I have wondered where you get all these pics of the scenes.....thought, if i had them available i might throw in a few with my own sense of humour.....
Im gonna go into that stripedwall site and see if I am clever enough to get them from there to here, and add a caption......you will see in the next couple of days if I was successful or not.....(but dont hold your breath, I am not too cluey on computers)
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O.K. I'll bite: Betha can't do WHAT???? (this is the first picture caption I have failed ....................to understand...)
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I had to think about that one too....It shows Jacks face looking all questioning and "what the hell is he doing" look.......and obviously Ennis is saying, "Bet you cant do this"
I assume this is the explanation....and it IS funny
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Still don't get it. This will be crystal clear:
Jack, thinking: 1) O.K. Jack...
It's like an x-ray...
2) you take a deep breath...and hold it...I hope..
3) 4)
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don't tell me coimputers doin't have a mind of their own! This took me 4 hours...I'm being punished for not putting enough slash in my writing...woe... Oh well, Begianboy does it a lot better, anyway! ( 2 and 3 are out of order...who cares...not me, uhuh..I LOVE spending four hours on something and not getting it right)
It's been a hard day's night
Photoshop brightenerd the poses,
and everyone's wearing their noses--
In four hours (boasting)
I succeeded in posting
four porno photos with clotheses!
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Jack:
W'atta' are you doing with all that fishing gear?
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Jack thinking:
I make Ennis carry all the heavy stuff.
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Jack thinking:
Oooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!Yeah!!!!!!!!
All summer just me 'n him.
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Jack thinking:
In a few short weeks it will be Ennis sitting on my lap.
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Ennis thinking:
These mountians, sure make ya do funny things. When Ah get back to Riverton it' ll all be normal again.
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Ennis and Jack Thinking:
Good thing horses cant talk.
Horses thinking:
Wait till we see Mr. Ed when we get back at the end of summer.
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Jack:
Well Ennis let me tell ya about FNIT and SNIT.
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Ennis thinking:
So nice and warm sleeping up against Jack. Face up next ta his, he even got ma hand on his....
Whoa...
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Ennis: what'r you doin' with my hand, Jack?
Just warming it up a little, Ennis...shit...
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Jack: And what's more---ya hog all the blankets lately.
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"yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death,
I shall fear no evil
For I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley"
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"Had a lotta joy, sorrow and pain-
but Oh Lord, we'd do it again--
mmmm, mmm, kisses sweeter'n wine
mmmm, mmm, kisses sweeter'n wine
---"Kisses Sweeter than Wine," ---Pete Seeger and the Weavers
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I've been giving you guys such a rough time lately--this is just one of the sweetest shots in the movie...
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Jack, thinking: Nobody knows about my third eye in my left ear but me...
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I've been giving you guys such a rough time lately--this is just one of thr sweetest shots in the movie...
Ain't it though? I just love Ennis's hair in this scene--one imagines the sweat in that cowboy's hair after that long-deferred tryst with the love of his life, and Jack's quiet ecstasy in pressing his lips ever so softly upon it.
:P
Scott
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Ennis: Last one out's a-a-spotted owl!
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Jake: (during rehersal)--now if I unbuckle my own belt buckle--course i can do it with one hand! Think I'm an idiot?--and then kick my left leg back some, the whole flipping process will go a lot easiier.
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Sfericsf--has probably seen "Brokeback Mountain" nearly 50 times--in the theater. This is his favorite part of the movie, and this is one of his favorite shots (the first of Jack horseback up in camp--very early on.)
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Thought I would post a few reruns I did in 'Fantasy Scenes'.
Ennis: "Of course I think you have a cute butt"
Jack: "Then why didn't ya never say so?"
Ennis: "Well you know, us not being queer and all."
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" S'alright, s'alright........shhhhh..... damn you Ennis....go ahead and bawl, s'alright....ain't lettin' ya go, hang on to me tight..... stay in my arms as long as ya want....ain't leaving till your ready, it's ok, I ain't going nowhere....shhhh.....s'alright........nobody here but us bud...."
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Jack to himself: Been here all day and Ennis didn't say a thing about my new mustache. Grew it just fer him. Didn't even notice it when I laid one on him good. Damn thing itches all to hell.
Ennis to himself: What's with Jack and that mustache of his. Looks like a catapillar crawled up and died under his nose. Handsome face he got, goes a spoil 't, can't even see that mole he got above that mouth of his. Damn thing itches all to hell.
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Ennis thinking:
Ever think I might not just be ready to leave yet, huh? Got a month till have ta' be back, ever think of asking... Come on Jack your the big talker, just say it...You know the words, come on...cat got yer tongue or what? huh?
Aw hell Jack. Jack F*****g Twist, all talk. You know what Jack, ya can't cook, ya complain too much, ya snore and you know what else?...ya talk in your sleep.....I hear you say my name.
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O.K. I'll bite: Betha can't do WHAT???? (this is the first picture caption I have failed ....................to understand...)
Katie was right on. It doesn't really matter what Ennis was doing.
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Where 's my hat?
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Jack thinking:
Signal sure is a dead town, these same two pickups were parked in the same spots nine months ago
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Ennis thinking:
Only sissies and old ladies drive Ramblers
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It looks like everybody's shoppin' at the new Albertson's....
(http://www.findingbrokeback.com/Chapter10/P005807bM.jpg) (http://www.findingbrokeback.com/Chapter10/_Roped_In_Frame.html)
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"Revolutionaries? That's great, but I wouldn't care even if you were a Repuplican...
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O.K. So maybe I don't wanna quit you...maybe I just wanna die
(Guess this is "The Lighter Side?...)
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Jack, thinking: God, how can someone that large be that sweet...
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Ennis, thinking:
Ya gotta walk that lonesome valley
ya gotta walk it by yerself.
Ain't nobody else
C'n walk it for you
You goitta walk
it by yerself...
Really cheerful frame of mind this morning...
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Ennis, thinking: I'm not sure I c'n walk no more...
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Ennis, thinking: I can't think no more...Jack's in my eyes...
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Jake thinking:
Wonder where they found a horse big enough.
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Ennis thinking:
Sure had fun in the tent with Jack in that hail storm
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JPW: Now that I know the "Hey Jack, can you do this?" doesn't have an answer, it's hysterically funny...
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Jack thinking:
Don't matter that I popped Ennis's shirt button, cause they magicly rebutton themselves.
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Clerk at desk:
Why do these guys act so nervous. Their the third pair of cowboys that checked in since noon!
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JPW: That's Great....hee...
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Clerk at hotel:
I mean who would I tell? 90% of my business is from cowboys, most all of 'm live right here in town.
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Ennis thinking:
Damn! Ah just cant stop lookin' at Jack when he look at me like that.
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" S'alright, s'alright........shhhhh..... damn you Ennis....go ahead and bawl, s'alright....ain't lettin' ya go, hang on to me tight..... stay in my arms as long as ya want....ain't leaving till your ready, it's ok, I ain't going nowhere....shhhh.....s'alright........nobody here but us bud...."
JP,
You never cease to amaze me. This is one of the most heartbreaking scenes in the movie.
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JP,
This is one of the most heartbreaking scenes in the movie.
In the story and earlier screen plays it was written without the final embrace. thankyou Ang!
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"I've got you."
"You've got me?? Who's got you?
--Superman
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Also, if it wasn't for Ang (among other things of course--and of course, he left some of my favorite things out as well)--Ennis might just as well have snuck those shirts out under his jaciket. Jack's mother has nothing to do with them in the short story...except, of course, that they hung in her son's closet for 20 years, and she may well have been aware of them.
Altogether, the movie has more romance, and less sex than the short astory...
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Ennis: Jack Fuckin' Twist!(Heath: I made that one up myself...)
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Ennis..Heath...my HAT!
So what do you need a hat for? I don't have a hat!
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Here are a couple more reruns from 'Fantasy scenes'. WARNING THESE ARE SERIOUS
Jack to himself:
Damn you Ennis, I wish I could tell you how much ya mean to me, if I could make you understand how much I missed you, even that first summer so long ago lookin' down at our camp from the mountian at Brokeback. When I try I say it, I f**k it up, say things I never ment you to hear, cause you anger and pain, I forget how scared you are and end up hurting you more. Ennis I hope you can forgive me and you will be here in the fall, I'm so afraid you won't, just like I was so afraid you would send me away if I tried see you after Brokeback. If I could only tell you how I cry my eyes out on side of the road every time we part, and wish that I could be in your arms just like up here always. I live for the days I am with you, and if that's all you can give, I'll accept and treasure those few, let it be till next time, maybe then I can say it right.... I love you so much Ennis Del Mar.
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Ennis...Ennis can you hear me? I'm right her beside you bud. I can't ever tell you how much it means that your up here with me in my room. When I was growing up, didn't have no brothers or sisters, no other kids around.. Always had chores after school, no one would come all the way out here to play. The toy rider, the little pickup, nobody's hands on 'm but mine. And now here you are in my room where I lay in my bed at night praying to the Lord to bring me someone so I wouldn't feel so all alone. And he sure answered my prayers bud, that day so many years ago when I first saw you, know 'n I was a goin' to spend summer with ya, I knew then the Lord gave me Ennis Del Mar, you are my very best friend, been everything to me, became a man with you that summer. Now don 't ya go worrin' about me always wishin' for what cudd'a' been, I'm save 'n a place for us and we'll be together for always.
Ennis..... could you please look in on my mama from time to time, it been so hard for her, I know you will bud...I know I don't even have' t ask.
One more thing Ennis, if you can hear me, go to the closet, there is something of both of ours together there, you'll know when you see it, take it keep it close, it'll help you through until were together again. I...I love you so very much Ennis.
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Jack, thinking: Well, now that we've established that neither of us is queer, I wonder how long it's gonna take to get through supper...so I can work on changing our minds some more...
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Ennis, thinking: If I open my eyes, my head's gonna hurt worse, and I'm sure not gonna like that, and then I'll be awake, and I'm gonna start rememberin' last night, which on top of the headache....is too miuch to ask a me right now.
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Jack: Black family from the Depression..says...1937
Ennis: They look pretty cheerful--look-- you can see clean through the house--out the back window.
Jack: Kids are grinnin'...
Ennis: Guess all you really need to be happy are some brothers and sisters...or friends.
Jack: yeah...Friend (drapes his arm over Ennis's shoulder).
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Jack, thinking: Poeple who take care of animals deserve to be taken care of themselves...boy, would that be a pleasure and a half...
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Ennis: My kids are O.K. Gotta give 'em that. Wonder how me'n Alma got such O.K. kids...
Jack: Ennis--how come you named the first one "Alma. Jr."?
Ennis: Well, what was i s'posed to name her, "Ennis, Jr.?"
Jack: it's just that...most
"juniors" are boys...
Ennis: Really? I didn't notice that. She's gonna be a looker, though, even if I gave her a dumb name.
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Ennis thinking:
1,000 sure is a lot.
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Bobby, thinking: I sure hate eatin' this stuff, but it's a real treat hearin' dad call granddad names...
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I posted thiis post on the Vintage Baseball Card Form, and got 40 reponses Click on limk below to see what some basebalpl card nerds thougyht of it][/b]
http://www.network54.com/Forum/153652/thread/1158293297/last-1158560954/BetterMost+meets+VBBCF--posted+this+here+Keefe... (http://www.network54.com/Forum/153652/thread/1158293297/last-1158560954/BetterMost+meets+VBBCF--posted+this+here+Keefe...)
Ennis: What's this--picture in your wallet?
Jack: Oh that thing--I got it from my pa--said he got it from his pa...I duuno. Pretty, ain't he?
Ennis: Yeah. Jack, this isn't a photograph; it's a painting, or somethin'. You can see the layers a paint. Bet it's a hundred years old...
Jack: Yeah, maybe. I just kept it cause it's pretty. Like a--movie star, er somethin' Probably ought to throw it away...
Ennis: 'Keefe...' never heard a that one...wonder if it's worth anythin?
Jack: naw...think my pa'd give me somethin worth somethin?
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"Sitting Still"--AU
Ennis: (has a really old song going around in his head, but it's chauvenistic words and neat tune have never--even now--gone out of favor, and you can still hear it in jukeboxes. He has NO intention of singng it; he has NO intention of saying the words. It is just in his head.
You can dance, you can dance all night neath the pale moonlight
go and have your fun. Laugh and sing,
But while we're apart, don't give your heart to anyone
And don't forget who's takin' you home, and in whose arms you gonna be,
So darlin,' save the last dance for me.
Jack: Penny for your thoughts, Friend.
Ennis: Nothin'...I just had this dumb old song goin' around in my head...bout dancin' (laughs) I can't dance to save my life...
Jack: (smiles old smile to go with old song) Ain't it funny how you can take a really dumb song and put it together with thge right person, and it gets GREAT?
Ennis (still afraid Jack will ask him to SING the song, which he's not about to do)
Yeah. It is.
Jack: So, Ennis?
Ennis: What?
Jack: Save the last dance for me?
Ennis: shit....Jack Fuckin' Twist...
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Ennis thinking:
Ah use ta ride on this ridge to Brokeback, they musta moved it.
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Ennis thinking:
Betcha Jack has the same problem with women folk not leaving him alone, handsome as ah mug as he got. That's why he's seeing that ranchers wife. Hope he don't get himself shot.
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Jake: I will not giggle this time; I will not giggle this time; I will not giggle this time...
(he giggled 11 times in a row...)
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Course I want ya to come with me. Just cause I said in the trailer "Now that were gonna be workin' together, it's about time we started drinkin' together" but not in the film doesn't mean I don't want ya to come.
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On a warm summers evenin on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin out the window at the darkness
til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.
He said, son, Ive made a life out of readin peoples faces,
And knowin what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you dont mind my sayin, I can see youre out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey Ill give you some advice.
So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.
You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.
Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.
So when hed finished speakin, he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.
You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.
--Kenny Rogers
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Jack, loudly:Whadaya mean, L.D.--'Boys should watch football. You want your son to grow up to be a man, don't you, daughter?" Football is a horrible game, and I wouldn't watch it if I was straight! So sit drown, you old sonofabitch, before I kick your ignorant ass into next week!
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Lureen, thinking: I think that was a touchdown, Jack...
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Ang: No Heath ya can't be in this Scene!
Heath: But I was thinking if Ennis came back to have sneak at his mate.
Ang: No!
Heath: Can't I at least watch?
Ang: No! Jake gets all......flustered
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Jack:
Ennis ya keep fadin' in and out on me!
Ennis:
Yer doin' it too!
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JPW: Actually, Jake was originally supposed to play the SNIT naked, with a towel over his lap, but everyone BUT Jake got so nervous, they had to change the plan and put him in pants. I believe the 'Story to Screenplay"==the newest one--still says "Jack, naked"
ain't photoshop grand?
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Ang:Heath it's ok Jake had to leave for two weeks for a promotion tour, he'll be back to finish shooting.You can stop bawlling
Heath: Not just sayin' that are you...... Won't have Jack killed now and ...... Jake be gone for good whould ya?
Ang: He'll be back I promise, only two weeks.
Heath:Two weeks!!! Be without me mate for two weeks!
Ang: Look. If I put TS3 in like you wanted will you stop cryiing?
Heath: ....Al...Alright.
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LOL....
Hope you've read our TS3....http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg64523#msg64523 (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg64523#msg64523)
Sorry its all quotes.. we had other stuff goin' on in the PT as well.
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Jake: But don't I still get to run out of the truck with Heath till we Jump?
Ang: No you double can do it. It's a far away shot.
Jake: But I wanted to see...I mean shouldn't I be the one leaving the truck?
Ang: No it won't matter, you can't tell it's not you from the camera angle.
Jake: But Ang why should he get to....see....?
Ang: Your double will be fine.
Jake: How deep did you say that river was again?
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JPW: Actually, Jake was originally supposed to play the SNIT naked, with a towel over his lap, but everyone BUT Jake got so nervous, they had to change the plan and put him in pants. I believe the 'Story to Screenplay"==the newest one--still says "Jack, naked"
TD
Yes I have a copy of it. Still one of the most memorable scenes ever!
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LOL....
Hope you've read our TS3....http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg64523#msg64523 (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=2739.msg64523#msg64523)
Sorry its all quotes.. we had other stuff goin' on in the PT as well.
EXCELLENT!!!
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Jake: Wouldn't this scene be more realistic if Heath and I were both naked?
Ang: Not when it's supposed to be 35 degrees outside!
Jake: But we have an fire and....
Ang: NO!
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Daniel: Please fill me in. Everyone knows the both fanfiction.net and LiveJournqal publish some of the4 most graphic sex to be seen anywhere---no matter how much they say they don't. But there is never any on this board; is that a rule?
Except in special threads...where you can seer obscene pictures that have been mocked up from 3 different people...
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JPW: you have FILM FOOTAGE of Jake naked? How do you rate? (Sniff...)
Do you also have Earl's boots--Jack's face? (not to change the subject...shudder...)
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JPW: you have FILM FOOTAGE of Jake naked? How do you rate? (Sniff...)
Do you also have Earl's boots--Jack's face? (not to change the subject...shudder...)
Sorry. I meant that I have a copy of "BB Story to Screenplay".
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Oh. Oh well, there's always fanfiction.net and LiveJournal: Dreaming, Lead me to Your Door, Conjugating Jake, anything by Belgianboy, A Love Born of Steel, Through the Veil of Time...The laramie Saga.. Human Int3erest, Two crows Joy (I'd KILL for that title...) It's a wonder my computer screen doesn't melt. And that's tyhe trut'
I've recently written 4 stories with , like, no sex in them--and guess what? very few people read them! Now why do you suppose that is, Jack?
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Oh. Oh well, there's always fanfiction.net and LiveJournal: Dreaming, Lead me to Your Door, Conjugating Jake, anything by Belgianboy, A Love Born of Steel, Through the Veil of Time...The laramie Saga.. Human Int3erest, Two crows Joy (I'd KILL for that title...) It's a wonder my computer screen doesn't melt. And that's tyhe trut'
I've recently written 4 stories with , like, no sex in them--and guess what? very few people read them! Now why do you suppose that is, Jack?
The ones I have written don't really either, just between the lines and between the scenes. I do have a small but loyal following.
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Ennis thinking: that Jack sure isn't hard ta look at. 'Specially those hind quarters of his.
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jake: Anyone..have a spare nose?
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Here are some reruns frome "Fantasy"
Ennis to Jack: "Um Jack, ever hear of 'Weight Watchers'? Ah...I was just thinking...Look here I just found this flier in my pack, don't know how it got there, musta' flew in or somethin', Here why don't you.....
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Ennis thinking to himself:
Thought Jack was goin' to punch me when I said 'Weight Watchers'. Don't he ever look in the mirror? And why hasn't he taken off that hat of his? Sure hope he ain't be goin' bald. What'll I do then?
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Ennis thinking: Ah guess now wouldn't be a good time to mention the gym membership
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Ennis thinking:
Even when he's fat and mad, Jack's still the prettiest man I know.
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Ennis: I'm sorry Jack, I didn't mean what I said about weight watchers and not lettin' ya ride my horses anymore. Tell ya what, Joe Agguire boards his horse at the ranch fer awhile now. Me 'n him's friendly enough now he'll let me borrow his fer next time.
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Ennis:
Jack, I'm sorry I didn't mean ta hurt ya feelings none when I said your stomach made a good pillow. Didn't usta' though.
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Ennis thinking:
Ever' thing I say ta Jack 'bout loosin' weight just get him madder. Just tryin' ta help when I said that 'bout gettin' Agguires horse fer next time. Told Jack Agguire's not that much fatter than he was in '63, and that really did it! And this whole trip Jack never takes his hat off, only after I'm asleep, better not be a goin' bald too! Hear theys doin' hair transplants, mebe by next time I can go ta the library read up on that, let Jack know, won't be so touchy if ya can fix that.
This series starts on page 49.
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Ennis thinking:
Snow! An Ah thought Ah was cold cause Jack wasn't here.
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Ennis:
Come on Jack, tent gotta look good fer FNIT and SNIT, ain't foolin'
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Ang: Jake! Wake up!
Jake: Sorry Ang. Me an Heath were....rehearsing for the tent scene all last night.
Ang: But we already shot both scenes!
Jake: But I thought....uh...we thought it would be better for the characters if....we...uh....
Ang: Jake!!!
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jack, thinking: Well, it could be worse--he could have put his boot right in the center of my ass..
(Besides, I wanted to try out my new tagline)
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Jake, thinking: hey--it works!...and how...
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RThat'll teach ya t love me, Jack Twist!!
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Ennis: You ever get the feelinn', I don't know, when you're in town, and someone looks ast you suspicious, like heknows. And then you get out on the pavement, and everyone, lookin' at you, like and maybe they all know too?
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Jack, thinking; "Put the breaks on?" That sounds like a really dumb idea! I mean, why start to have sex if you're not going to finish having sex?
Jeez. Tits...I woder if maybe tits aren' t the same all over. Oh well, later for that...God, is she in a hurry!
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Ang:
Jake!!! What are you doing with those binoculars looking at Heath and Shane!
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Jake thinking:
Sure is easy to fall in love with four stunt doubles that look just like me.
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Jake, looking at finished product: That's my favorite costume, too, but that's the only time they let me wear it..
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Please take the tme to read JP Waggoneer's long caps on page 76...they're both very moving. WELL, THEY'RE ON 76 TODAY; GOD KNOWS WHERE THEY'LL BE TOMORROW>
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Jack thinking to himself:
Warmer out, maybe I can get Ennis to take swim down stream a bit where there's a pool, lay on the rocks, soak up some sun. Wonder if he can swim? I sure can teach 'm. Waters still cold 'n maybe that's good. Wonder if 'n he go. I 'll ask, just not yet.
A few reruns from "Fantasy"
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Ennis thinking:
Sure miss being around that Jack fella when he's up there with the sheep, never thought I'd mind being alone down here. We sure have a good time around the campfire, him tellin' stories about rodeon', eatin' our meals. These mountians sure make a man feel peaceful. Mebe tomorrow I can clean up early n' hitch up the mules and ride up there a spell.
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WARNING! THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS!
Jack...Jack I'm so sorry your gonna be endin' up here. All I ever wanted was to protect ya, not let anyone hurt ya. I wish I cudda been there to stop 'm, would have tore apart with my bare hands Jack. Jack there was nothing I ever wished for more than to just be with you, felt so bad it just couldn't be. Never wanted to leave Brokeback, stayed there fer ever iffin' we could. I miss'n you so much Jack.....Jack your the very best friend I ever had.
Ennis....Ennis s'alright can ya hear me? I know Ennis...I know it all. I know what you felt from the day we met, I see how you looked at me when I was asleep, I see you at camp lookin' up fer me when I was up with the sheep. I know you only meant to keep us safe, I know how you heart broke to say it couldn't be, I see you at the side of the road with tears in your eyes whenever we parted, I see the joy in your face when we'd meet again, I see the grief you feel now. Ennis...s'alright you have the shirts, the rest don't matter, hold them close...and remember.... . I love you so very much. Ennis...Ennis look quick, see the horse and rider way out on the prairie? That's me on ol 'Cigar Butt' always be a' watch'n over you cowboy, never let happen to you what did to me, I'm so so sorry Ennis. Ennis I will always be in you heart, you see me in your dreams and after you take you last breath we'll be together again, always.
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Ennis to Jack:
Jack I been missin' you so bad, can't tell you how much. Can't believe I'm never gonna see you again, big smile o' yours, feel your arms 'round mine. I know now how you felt keep'n these shirts together so long, means so much. Jack I'm so sorry I hurt you, never meant you no harm, always sending you away, please if you can forgive me Jack. Jack ....Jack I wish I see you just once more ,so I could tell you... Jack, I swear... I love you so very much.
Ennis...Ennis s'alright...s'alright, right here beside you bud, won't ever leave. You said it to me evey minute we spent together, your big wide smile, the look in you eyes when you looked in mine, I saw you heart breaking whever we parted. You gave me so much Ennis, I thank the Lord for all the best days of my life spent with you, no man deserves the joy I felt with you, least ways not me. I'm sorry I said you didn't want a life together, I know that was what you wished for most. I will always be in you heart Ennis, sometimes I be in your dreams, sometimes I'll hold you when you sleep.. When your time comes still many years from now, I'll be there to greet you with my arms around you tight and we'll be together just like it was ,always.
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LESS SAD, SAFE TO READ
Dreams
Ennis's: Glad ya stayed fer a swim Ennis?
Sure am Jack, sun sure feels good, warm on these rocks.
Don't it though.
Guess I otta head up fer the sheep now, been here way to long already.
Alright then, Ennis you gonna...you know...wa...ya got....
Nah...it's alright, 'sides waters to cold. You?
Me neither.
Gotta get.
Ennis , ya mind...ya mind if I hitch up the mules and ride up awhile?
Not a bit.
Jacks:
Sleeping on yer feet like a horse.
Mmmm......
Hmmmm...hmmmmmm...mmmmm...My mama used to sing that to me
Hmmmmm......
I gotta go....Jack....
Mmm..
Jack...I...I love you...Jack.
I...I love you to Ennis.
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Ang: Jake you hafta wear pants.
Jake: But were suppose to be....
Ang: Were not shooting anything below the elbows.
Jake: But...Heath doesn't hafta wear pants dies he?
Ang: Yes he does!
Jake: But I won't get to see his.....Sh..t!
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[Y'know...there oughtta be a LIMIT TO WHAT ANY ONE MAN SHOUOLD HAve to put up with,...why the fuck did he send the dumb card to begin with? What did he expect me to do?/b]
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ANd WHO could resist this smile?...O.K. I'm going back to bed now,,,
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Heath thinking: This had better be a take! If I have to listen to Jake sing one more time...
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Jack thinking: These ol' blues ought ta get Ennis fer sure.
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Ang: No Jake you CAN NOT kiss it and make it better!
Jake: But I just thought....
Ang: NO!
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wow! you guys and gals are good!! :)
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I hope you feel better soon!
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hey, thanks--do feel a little better today.
"Good Morning Starshine" December, 1975* AU
(Jack is slowly recovering from the body beating that even his body objects to after a while with excess drivng)
Jack: (sings: Good morning starshine
The earth says hello
you twinkle above us
we twinkle below...(then he sings the three amazing lines of music, with each nonesense syllable in place:
Gliddy glup gloopy nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song; good morning starshine--
Ennis: (stops horse): Jack!
Jack (stops horse): Yes?
Ennis: When do you find the time to learn all of that nonesense?
Jack: When...? During the 28-hours I spent in the truck last month, and the 28 I'll spend in it this month (he doesn't mention the 16-hour Juarez trip)--what do you think I do, memorize the Bible?
Ennis: You listen to songs..on the radsio..and learn 'em.
Jask: well aftera while ya can't help it! I think that one's pretty.
Ennis: It's a Jack-song.
Jack:What's that?
Ennis: pretty, and full of nonesense. (instead of gettiing mad Jack laughs, and both horses start to walk again. Jack sings really softly, under his breath almost:
Good norning starshine,
the love in your skies
reflecting the sunlight
in my lover's eyes..
Ennis: You singin AGAIN?
Jack: Naw...
* this is the first regeularly planned-for visit after Ennis's divorce.
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Ennis thinking:
So when's FNIT. Been here two weeks already, come on Jack, afraid er whut!.
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Jack, thinking: What's up Ennis? Ya got a secret locked up in there? Want a sliver of Jack to suck on, hmm? (My poor, poor love--he's scared shitless. I wonder how long it's been since lips have touched his with love? Probably not since he was a small boy...)
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(the last night)
There'll be many more days like these,
days for us to be glad in.
We'll be happy as ever we please
and happier, I imagine
--very old childrens' record
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Jack to himself: Been here all day and Ennis didn't say a thing about my new mustache. Grew it just fer him. Didn't even notice it when I laid one on him good. Damn thing itches all to hell.
Ennis to himself: What's with Jack and that mustache of his. Looks like a catapillar crawled up and died under his nose. Handsome face he got, goes a spoil 't, can't even see that mole he got above that mouth of his. Damn thing itches all to hell.
I'm loving them all, but this one really gave me a nice chuckle. I like how it suggests that, even though Ennis isn't at all pleased with his buddy's hirsute experimentation, he still loves him to bits and must still think he's the handsomest fella this side of the Rockies.
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VERY STRONG STUFF
Strange Fruit
Southern trees
bear a strange fruit;
blood on the leaves
and blood at the root
black bodies swaying in the southern breeze:
strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees.
Pastoral scene of the gallant south
those bulging eyes and that twisted mouth
scent of magnolias, sweet and fresh
and the sudden smell
of burning flesh.
Here is a fruit
for the wind to suck
for the rain to gather
for the crow to pluck
for the sun to rot
for the tree to drop:
here is a stange and vicious crop.
--written by an Italian Jew in Baltiomore for Billie Holliday
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Ennis, thinkng: Please, God, just don't let him SAY anything ...I can't handle it right now.
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Ennis: Pretty high class entertainment if you ask me.
Jack:For what it's worth
(Whoops. wrong scene...notice Jack's finger behind Ennis's right easr)
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What's funny in the U.S.A. is just a nice photo in Germany?(from libertyangel in the Saarland)--I printed it ion black and white, too; like it better that way.
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libertyangel sent me this French Jake and asked me to put some words to it. I thought of:
"Which side are you on?"
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Ennis: Besdes, that sonofabitch is robbin us out of a whole month's pay...it's not right!
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I..never felt anything like that before...it's like his hand was lovin my face...all the way down to my toes...
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Kiss
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Kiss
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Kiss..left one out between 1 and 2 of the last set.
Such wilt thou be to me, who must,
Like th' other foot, obliquely run ;
Thy firmness makes my circle just,
And makes me end where I begun
John Donne, 1590s
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"yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death,
I shall fear no evil
For I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley"
His mouth is beautiful. My husband has lips like his. My mother always told me that the little indention above your lip is where the angles touch you when you are born. I think they payed extra attention to his mouth.
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Ang sees Jake sprinting by with a couple of towels:
Ang: JAKE!!!! Just where do you think you are going?
Jake: Ah...just thought I'd go down and help...I meant give these towels to Heath and Shane so they could dry off .
Ang: We have already left towels down there for them with their clothes, just stay here!
Jake: But.
Ang: NOOOOO!!!!
Jake thinking: If I can just sneak down there and steal their clothes.....
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Jack thinking:
Sure hope Ennis like my new purple shirt.
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Jack thinking:
It's pretty neat how I can leave Childress, drive 14 hours get up here and it still looks like morning even though it's midnite.
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Ang: You know what?
Rodrigo: What?
Ang: I don't mean to sound like I'm bragging--do I sound like I'm bragging?
Rodrigo: (laughs) not yet!
Ang: I have a feeling peiople will remember this film, long after you and Iare dust and ashes.
Rodrigo: Let me know when you start bragging..
(both laugh)
Momof2 (couple pages back--I hope i didn't offernd you with my language--I thought he looked pretty tough (beautiful, but toigh!)
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Followup on JPW's last:
Jack, thinking: what's even more amazing is after the 14-hour trip from Childress to Riverton, followed IMMEDIATELY by a 16-hour trip from Riverton to Juarez...
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...it's just turned night...
Jake: and all the time, I never left Calgery!
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Jack, thinking: Why the Jesus fuck can't I just make it ALL GO AWAY?!
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Jack, thinking: Why the Jesus fuck can't I just make it ALL GO AWAY?!
Awww, this was such a sweet one. No: bitter-sweet *sigh*
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Jake thinking:
Wonder where they found a horse big enough.
That's too funny! I thought of the same thing when I watched the movie. That horse had to be very strong to support Randy's weight. :laugh:
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Ang: No Jake you can't stay in Heaths trailer.
Jake: But was just trying to save you some rental...Can't I?
Ang: NO!!!
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Ang: JAKE! Will you quit mooning Heath!!! He got to laughing so hard he fell of his horse!
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Ang: After the hug you have to stand this far apart.
Jake: But it's so hard to let go of him.
Ang: JAKE!
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Ang: JAKE! Will you quit mooning Heath!!! He got to laughing so hard he fell of his horse!
And I laugh so hard I fell off my chair!
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Heath: Jake your finally back, I missed you so much these two weeks.
Jake: Yeah, you know those publicity tours are hell
Heath: Wish you didn't hav'ta go mate. If you want to, you can sleep in my trailer. Will you Jake?
Jake: All right.
Ang: Are you guys done! This isn't old home week! We got a movie to make!
Jake: All right Ang just missed Heath that's all...
Heath:.....Yeah.....missed my mate.....
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Heath: Jeez..we're spending so much TIME on this scene; ya think anyone will remember it from the movie?
Jake: Na, not sexy enough.
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Horse, thinking: Well, once they figured out what to do, they didn't waste much time on non-essentials, I'll give 'em that...
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Ang: NO! Jake you can't kiss the groom! What are you doing here!
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Ennis thinking: Puttin' these here numbers on my mail box. 17 don't mean nuttin', just that Ah live in space number 17 in this here trailer park. Some folks get upset thinking everything has to mean somethin'.
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That Jack fella sure looks good ah sittin' it the bridge with no shirt on. Hey wait....that's not Jack
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Course I'm havin' a thing goin' with the ranch foreman's wife. Wouldn't a said it if I didn't mean it, just wasn't the one that started it is all.
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Got a blue Ford truck now. Got to many speedin' tickets drivin' up I25 to see Ennis with the red one. I pick this one off the lot, was the one I liked. Don't mean nothin' else.
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Ang: JAKE! Is that you in the closet!
Jake: Um....uh...
Ang: Come on out of there! What were you doing in there!
Jake: I.... just wanted to see...um....
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Ennis thinking: Just cause I'm orderin' soup don't mean nothin'. Soups fer Jack I'm ah still eatin' beans.
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Jack thinking: They got me sittin' next ta this big dumb blonde haired cowboy tryin' ta pick me up. Folks will think we was carrin' on an all, don't mean that's so.. Not while Ennisis walkin this earth.
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Got me this here brown GMC crew cab pickup. Browns were one if the most popular colors around 1980, I like the color fine, don't mean nothing else. Wish I'd stuck with Ford though, Hafta walk over to each side to fill both gas tanks, what was I thinkin'?
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: These truck posts are cracking me up!!
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Plaisir d'amour ne dure qu'on moment. Chagrin d'amour dure toute la vie
(the joy of love lasts but a moment; the pain of love lasts a lifetime)
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Ennis: Hey Jack, you think they'd ever make a movie 'bout us? Huh?
Jack: Naw, no one could relate...this never happened to nobody else.
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YOUNG JACK:
Hey, I'm relatin' just fine.
**Oops, this ain't the movie set.**
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Just cause I drive a 1966 Ford F-100 like the red one Jack used ta have don't mean nothin'. The owner of the ranch I worked at let me have it fer workin' a couple of weekends is all. Just happen ta be the same model. 'Sides mine is blue, wouldn't mind if it was red though.
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Jack thinking: he really seems liike a nice guy, and he's good looking too--in a very fuzzy way...it's not where he's coming from that bothers me-=-it's the taglines "cabin," "fishin'" 'drinkin'"---gee...ouch...
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The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by.
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This here is my GMC truck I just got. Looks just like a Chevy but lot harder ta find. Pickup Jack had was a GMC, don't mean nothin' though, just cause this was the only one Ah could find in Riverton. Must'a asked the guy 20 times if he'd sell ta me, finally did fer $50.00.
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Ennis thinking: What just happened?
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Seriously man, these truck posts are the funniest things I've read this side of the Performance Thread!!!
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Ennis thinking: Sure like this truck Jack has, needs ta clean his door handle though.'Bout time Ah get myself a newer truck, mebe next year when Jenny turns 18. Wonder who in Riverton has one like this, course wouldn't mean nothin'.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You're KILLING me!! hehehehehehe....
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Jake: "Hey, Boo."
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Jack thinking: Would give him this here truck if it would just wipe that sorrowful look if his face, don't think he'd take it though.
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Jake thinking: Now which is the clutch and which is the brake and what is it I'm supposed to do with the clutch.
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Ang: NO! You and Heath cannot ride down on the same horse.
Jake: But I just thought for the story, It would make sense that Ennis and Jack would....
Ang: No they would NOT!!!
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Ennis thinking:
Pretty interesting how were sittin' here drinking, then all o' sudden it's the next day an' were ready ta head up with the sheep. Hey...wait a minute where 'd Ah sleep last night?
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Ennis thinking:
Mebe she'll go away if Ah tell her I castrated a bull this morning, yeah that otta work.
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Of course I wear a dark hat. Always have. Goes with my dark hair. If I had blonde hair I would wear a light colored hat. Don't mean more than that.
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Randal thinking: All I want is a weekend of peace and quiet away from LeShaun without her talkin' up a blue streak, fishing with Jack would be a good a reason as any.Some folks think I want more but I don't.
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Jack thinking: Yep...That's my new 1977 Ford F-150. Funny thing is, accordin' to the screen play this is only 1969.
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Ennis thinking: Seems like SNIT was just last night, but it's been nearly six weeks already! Been like this ever day since!
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Ennis: Huh? "Lookin' for extra zeros, her eyes gettin' smaller and smaller, like a rabbit tryin to get into a snake hole with a coyote on its tail..".could ya repeat that in English?
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Jack, thinking: "'to die will be an awfully big adventure...'"*
* Peter and Wendy, --J.M. Barrie
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Jake: You mean that's the last take? But I thought we could...I think we need another....
Ang: NO! this was perfect!
Jake: But couldn't we...
Ang: No you did fine.
Jake: But I wanna kiss...
Ang: No!
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Jack, Ennis, thinking (separately, after Thanksgiving Dinner)..."Seems like I coulda made this come out better...but I don't rightly see how"...
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Ennis thinking: Them's there's telephone poles, ever highway in America has 'm. Folks get some strange ideas 'bout 'm being crosses, but just telephone poles like ever where else.
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Ennis thinking: Always windy in Wyoming, it's whut makes Wyoming Wyoming. Most folks like it. Don't mean nothin' though.
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Jack thinking: Yep...That's my new 1977 Ford F-150. Funny thing is, accordin' to the screen play this is only 1969.
But does it mean anything, hunh?? ;)
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But does it mean anything, hunh?? ;)
Not really, just like many period films the vehicles among other things are often incorrect for the time frame. Doesn't detract from BBM at all for me though.
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Not really, just like many period films the vehicles among other things are often incorrect for the time frame. Doesn't detract from BBM at all for me though.
It wasn't a serious question ;). Thanks for the laughs!! ;D
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Ennis thinking: Wonder who them two fellers are the the Bus counter? Where they is going? Must be two brothers goin' to a family reunion er somethin'
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Jack, thinking: November...yeah......
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WARNING SERIOUS
Don't want folks ta feel bad fer me none.These here shirts, what they mean, worth more that all the gold on earth. Got ta experice best part of life, more that most folks ever do, I know I did the best I knowed how ta protect it. Keep me goin' fer the rest of ma days even If Ah make it ta 100.
Also run in 'Fantasy Scenes'
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Er..most of mine are serious...
Only Aguirre's licence plate in 1963 conforms to the law that no Wyoming licence plate can have more than 4 digits, four letters, or a combination of the two adding up to fiour on it (Jack's GMC has 6; the big truck that brings Ennis has 5--and it IS a Wyoming truck.
JPW: in 71 years, I never thouight of the crosses...now I'm stuck with them! Well, if ya can't fix it...
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Jack (nods): Sure, Mr. Aguirre--it's your trailer...it's your world...for a while.
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Jack, thinking: gee, we work together liike a well-oiled machine...and ya know wht? That sounds sexy as hell..
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Jack, thinking: I will kiss him with the kisses of my mouth...(out loud): You from ranch people?
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..make the steam of the dragon's breath.
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Er..most of mine are serious...
JPW: in 71 years, I never thouight of the crosses...now I'm stuck with them! Well, if ya can't fix it...
A while back someone said something in a thread about the pole symbiolizing crosses among several other things that I thought were overboard not not in the intent of the film makers, or authors.
As you know I put the more serious but some times funny stuff in 'Fantasy Scenes' but sometime rerun it here with a warning since it's 'the Lighter Side'.
regards Mark
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Mark: I wasn't thinking about telephone poles as crosses just in this movie, but just that from now on, whenever I see a telephone pole...did you see "Spartacus"? I agree, I don't think the telephone poles have that symbolic value in BBM...
Someone long ago said the shirts are "the outward and visable sign of an inward and spiritual grace." Both Catholics and Protestants use this (originally said by St . Augustine) to mean any sacramnt--(especiaslly Communion)The Catholics mean "it is"; the Protestants, "it was; we remember."
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Ennis thinking:
Just tying These knots good an tight so the load be secure. Ain't gonna sit around all day, don't mean nothin', just knots is all.
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Jack, thinking: Gotta remember what a low startle point he has...
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Going to Slash Bash in Chicago..hope I come back more cheerful! We'll be seeing BBM on a large screen..in a pizza parlor (almost everyone is mainly DaveCullen,--except me).
Pretty picture, and memory of Castro!
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This here carving, it's not the same one Ah found in Jack's room. Lotta folks think it is but its not. Did give him this one though, Jack always kept it with him in Childress.
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Me an Jack, we wuz messin' with this time machine these little men from this spaceship left. Seems this bridge wasn't built until the 1980's. Made it lot easer crossin' the river, so ever Friday we just set the dial on it ta 1988
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Jack always wore t-shirts, Ah always wore tank shirts. Just in case some folks are not clear on that. When we'd go swimming didn't wear nothin' at all.
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Ennis: Hey Jack, ya don't have to be shy with me, huh? Don't hafta face away.
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Jack: What wuz ya said 'bout balls the size of apples?
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Yep, that's the J and T bar there across the street. Don't mean nothin', 'specially since ya can't hardly read the sign.
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Lookie thar! That first cloud is a 'J', the top of the house an 'A. second cloud a 'C' and the trees a 'K'. Jack's watchin' over me, meant fer me ta come an find these shirts, look in on his ma. Don't hav'ta ta worry none Jack lookin out fer me.
also in 'Fantasy Scenes'
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Lotta folks didn't hear me, but Ah did answer Jack when he asked about supper. Said 'Yep'. Wasn't facin' him, couldn't quite look at him just yet.
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Ennis and Jack thinking: Don't really matter none that the heard got mixed up. Them sheep know their herder, they'll follow him, nothin' ta fret about. Some got scattered from the storm but we'll find 'm.
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Ennis thinking: Ah really like Jack'd harmonica playin', Ah know he does it just fer me. Don't wanna let on that Ah like it.
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Ennis thinking: Whut happened! One minute Ah was up in Signal, next thing Ah know two whole months went by, don't remember nuttin' in between!
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Jake: You mean were not going to do a tent scene up here?
Ang: Do you see a tent?
Jake Well no, but I thought.....
Ang: We had the hotel scene.
Jake: I know...I was just getting warmed up for....
Ang: That was all!
Jake: But don't you see how sad I look?
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Randy Quaid thinking: Their making me drive this piss ant Rambler! Script says I drive a station wagon. Rambler is an old ladies car. Guess everything else up here was rusted.
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Ennis thinking: Guess mebe best not ta go in with that sign on the door
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Heath: Ang, Jakes doing the 'tongue thing' again! Bloke hynotizes me when he does that!
Ang: JAKE!
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Damn! Won't get to see Heath for two whole weeks! Guess Ang was pretty smart filming this scene on my way to the airport. Damn publicity tours!
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Ennis thinking: I'm not really humming on this part of the ride, Ah mean can't ya tell by my face? Somethin' producers decided ta ad later Ah guess.
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Ennis thinking: Ah never tasted anything so good!
Slightly revised from 'Fantasy Scenes'
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This is my red Ford F-100. don't mean nothin' that it's red, just what they had on the lot in Childress. Paint sure looks faded an beat up fer only bein' a year old. Wheels don't look right neither.
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I did say 'I love you' ta Jack. Some folks didn't think so but Ah did. Hope Jack could hear me, only time I ever said it. Always did though and he knowed it.
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Ennis thinking:
Look at The porkchops on that Jack fella!
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Ennis thinking:
Look at The porkchops on that Jack fella!
Porkchops?? ???
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I whispered ta Ennis ' 's alright.... 's alright....'s alright'. Ennis was so scared n' tangeled up inside, had ta let 'm know it was ok, be as gentle with him as I could.. Some folks think I said I'm sorry first but I didn't. Enis didn't say anything, to much fer him ta speak.
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I also whispered 'c'm here'. Needed ta hold Ennis close, keep 'm from shaking. Not all folks heard it.
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When Ah put the shirt ta my face, all I was doin' wuz makin' sure it wuz clean ta see Jack in,cooler weather usually wear 'm twice for warshing. Didn't mean it wuz Jack's shirt, ever see him in a light colored plaid? Just doin' normal ever day stuff, folk don't hav' ta think it means anything more.
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Folks may think Ah'm poor just cuz Ah live way out here in this old trailer, but Ah'm not. Ah's richer than anyone Ah know, got two beautiful daughters who love me an most of all Ah knew Jack Twist. Got those shirt's one over the other ta remin' me case I ever feel lonesome.
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Folks may think Ah'm poor just cuz Ah live way out here in the here old trailer, but Ah'm not. Ah's richer than anyone Ah know, got two beautiful daughters who love me an most of all Ah knew Jack Twist. Got those shirt's one over the other ta remin' me case I ever feel lonesome.
Very true. Having a lot of money doesn't necessarily make one rich. I think Jack and Ennis were most rich when they were up in the mountains together. IMOP I think being with people you love most is what makes you rich.
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Most folks think it would bother me comin' here fer thanksgivin', me bein divorced from Alma 'n all. Don't matter at all, Get ta be here with my girls in their home, have a nice meal. Been over here lot's of holidays, always at Christmas. Me an Alma's still related, we have the same kids. Monroe always been ok ta me.
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That's me lit up with my 10,000 watt smile. Happened whenever I saw Jack. Don't think any one wudda noticed though.
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That's me lit up with my 10,000 watt smile. Happened whenever I saw Jack. Don't think any one wudda noticed though.
Only Jack can induce that much wattage out of Ennis.
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Jack's wattage
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Jack thinking: Wonder if Ennis knows CPR? If I do my rodeo dance, then trip and act like I knocked myself out mabe he'll...
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Some folks think Jack and me went back ta Brokeback evey time we got together, but we never went back, no once. Ah mean we would have stayed at the same campsite that we did back in 1963. We went ta the Big Horns or the mountians in northwest Wyoming, but never Brokeback. We wuz close, you can see it in the distance behind Jack in this here photo at Pine Creek but we wuz never actually on the mountian again.
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Jack thinking: Wonder if Ennis knows CPR? If I do my rodeo dance, then trip and act like I knocked myself out mabe he'll...
That's cute. Don't know if Ennis know CPR, but I do. Most of us don't mind doing CPR on you, Jack.
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That old pickup in the lot. Used ta be lite blue, someone did a lot of bodywork on it, covering it with red primer gettin' ready ta paint it I guess. So some of it's red and some blue, don't mean nothin' else.
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Jack thinking:
That fella over there just thinks I'm shavin', but I'm really checkin' him out. Sure ain't hard ta look at, bet he don't even know it neither.
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The love that doesn't wanna say its name.
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Lureen, to Ennis: About Jack: was it as good for you as it was for me?
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Some folks think this was the only time I was wearin'a bandana just so I could take care of Ennis, but it wasn't. I was wearin' one when we came down from the mountain.
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Jack thinking: Oooooooooooweeeeeeeeeee....Got Ennis in some horse play!
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Jake: So Heath...um....Ang said we should spend tonite in the tent...ok?
Heath: What?
Jake: Said you and I should sleep in the tent...um ...be good for the characters.
Heath: He said that?....your sure.
Jake: Sure I'm sure....so let's...
Heath: ANG!!!
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So Jack what this FNIT ya keep bringin' up?
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Sonny and Ennis, thinking: How can I have done so much wrong, when there is no me? Why can't I just disappear?
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"There are some things which can never be divided...the Civil War was not the first time the princiiples of our story had come together, nor would itbe the last...the memory does linger like grave markers within the soil and the roots of the meeting of two souls which, when brought together at last restore balance in the universe, and, for a little while, all's right in the world."--B73, "Mason Dixon"
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Jack, thinking: Down there, all the parts and the whole of me would be warm
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Jack, thinking: Must be my birthday, and I forgot...
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Ennis: Ah...hey Jack, there's still lot'sa hot water ya need ta warsh up?
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Ennis thinking: Sure are a lotta dogs in Signal.
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Truck: GGGGGGGrrrrrrrrrrr.........GGGGGGGGGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........GGGGGGGrrrrrr
Heath: Jake! Ya gotta push the clutch in if you are gonna downshift!
Jake: The what?
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Jack: Ennis, you mean you don't wanna ride in my truck cuz of the gold vinyl upholstery job I had done in Tijuanna?
Ennis: It does make your truck look tacky Jack.
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We got some real nice pins at the Chicago Slash Bash
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"There are some things which can never be divided...the Civil War was not the first time the princiiples of our story had come together, nor would itbe the last...the memory does linger like grave markers within the soil and the roots of the meeting of two souls which, when brought together at last restore balance in the universe, and, for a little while, all's right in the world."--B73, "Mason Dixon"
That is just lovely...
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Ennis thinking:
Funny thing 'bout that pickup in that field, GMC came out with that grille on 1962 so can't be more 'n a year old
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Signal is a pretty big city, got buildin's right next to another.
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When we wuz up here on the second grazin' spot fer teh sheep Jack said somethin 'bout settin ' up camp. Must folks couldn't hear it and wasn't important ta our story. Said an did lotta stuff no one saw, we wuz there more 'n three months, folks only saw what happen'd fer parts of mebe ten days.
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Jack thinking:
You would think a guy that got dressed in funny clothes, makeup, big shoes would...
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Jack: Has a kind of...permanence about it, huh?
Ennis: Yeah it does.
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Jack, thinking, as Ennis looks down so his hat brim obscures his face: All right. BE that way. We're going to have a whole summer on that mountain together, and I'm gonna see...a whole lot of you, Gorgeous./b]
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Heath: I missed you so much Jake, two whole weeks!
Jake: I know bud, couldn't wait to get back here.
Ang: Ok guys you can let go now.
Jake and Heath: We just missed eachother.
Ang: But you have been back since yesterday Jake! Jake...Heath......Jake. Alright! Just unlock yourselves by 8:00 tomorrow morning and be on the set!
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Jack thinking:
Sure f***ked that up. Shunda played so rough with Ennis today, gotta remember he's skiddish. What'll I do now?
A couple of reruns from Fanrasy Scenes
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God to Jack:
See that fellow of there? He's the answer to your prayes, all those times you prayed on your knees in your room so you would feel all alone, he belongs to you Jack. He's skittish and scard so be gentle with him, don't ever hurt him. Remember you belong to him too.
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Ennis thinking:
If Ah get drunk on this wisky mebe Jack 'll invite me to sleep in the tent.
Jack thinking:
If Ennis gets drunk mebe I can get him ta stay in the tent with me.
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Ennis and his Wearever corduroy jacket.
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Ennis: Ah sure look cool next to my GMC truck like the one Jack has.
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Jack thinking:
'S alright Ennis. Just cause were a leavin' early don't mean nothing. Think I'm ah ever gonna let ya go? What we were together on this mountain will always be, nut'in' we can do will ever change that.
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Ennis:
This is whats its all about Jack, just us, the mountains, nuttin' else matters. Been missing this.
Jack:
You bet Ennis...you bet.
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TWO GIRLS ON TOP OF A VW VAN:
"Hell, NO, Jack didn't have sex with anyone but Ennis between 1967 and 1975!"
"Course he did--he was a real horny bastard--like you!"
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Alma, Jr. thinking: Cassie's a sweet gitl...What? I'm supposed to say to her--Dad doesn't like girls...I can't do that. Even if I've known it since 1975...
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Ennis, (outloud):..get you killed, if I should come to know them..." (thinking): Wh-where does all this rage come from? Guess it's not being able to say to him: you're mine, and nobody elses...so I gotta be so fuckin' jealous...SHIT! Just makes me madder!
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Hot damn. Hot DAMN. HOT DAMN!
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This is a picture of me an Jack, we wuz 'bout 25 then. All that happend wuz these college folks van run of the road inta the creek an me an Jack helped 'm get out, wuzn't nothin'. They wuz gonna use it in the film but I know Jack wouldn't want them to, Didn't make any difference in our story.
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This is a picture of me an Jack, we wuz 'bout 25 then. All that happend wuz these college folks van run of the road inta the creek an me an Jack helped 'm get out, wuzn't nothin'. They wuz gonan use it in the film but I know Jack wouldn't want them to, Didn't make any difference in our story.
This is too funny. Thought they were hippies.
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This is too funny. Thought they were hippies.
Yes from what I read they were, but thought I would have Ennis call them college folks since many were both.
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Yes from what I read they were, but thought I would have Ennis call them college folks since many were both.
LOL :laugh:
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Gotta a mailbox here right next ta my trailer now. Don't 'specially wanna go ta the post office no more
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Some folks think that we lookin' tired 'n settled in the photo but were not. I there just gazin' at Jack gettin' a eyefull of 'm. No place else ah'd wanna be, same with Jack, never thought nothin' of drivin' all day 'n part of the nite just ta see me.
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Ang: Heath, Shane! You guys want to make sure the emergency brake is set and the truck in gear this time!
Heath: Sorry Ang I'll make sure he...just was so excited to get my....
Ang: Do you know how hard it was to find another 1965 or 1966 Ford truck with no rust up here in Alberta?
Heath and Shane: We're sorry Ang
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Ennis thinking: Wonder if Ah say somethin' 'bout balls the size of apples Jack would get the hint. Mebe, 'specially if Ah Warsh up after.
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Ennis thinking: That train goin' by earlier didn't have a caboose like it should, but that fella there sure does!
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(THE PHOTO BELOW IS OF THE MURAL IN THE RIVERTON, P.O. POST OFFICE, IT HAS BEEN THERE SINCE 1942.
"Jesus, Ennis--that looks like you 'n me!"
"I know. Sort a build the same, same clothes...I asked the lady how long it'd been there. She said 1942!"
Jack laughs. "Where was YOU on 1942?"
"In my mamma's belly, same 's you."
Both laugh.
"Ya know what I think, Ennis?"
"No, but I got a feelion' I'm about t' find out."
"I think..that's a different me 'n you., from a long time asgo."
Ennis gives him a fishy stare., "Yeah...sure, Jack."
"Well, ya gotta spread the wealth around a little, ya know..." Jack puts his hand on Ennis's shoulder.
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(THE PHOTO BELOW IS OF THE MURAL IN THE RIVERTON, P.O. POST OFFICE, IT HAS BEEN THERE SINCE 1942.
"Jesus, Ennis--that looks like you 'n me!"
"I know. Sort a build the same, same clothes...I asked the lady how long it'd been there. She said 1942!"
Jack laughs. "Where was YOU on 1942?"
"In my mamma's belly, same 's you."
Both laugh.
"Ya know what I think, Ennis?"
"No, but I got a feelion' I'm about t' find out."
"I think..that's a different me 'n you., from a long time asgo."
Ennis gives him a fishy stare., "Yeah...sure, Jack."
"Well, ya gotta spread the wealth around a little, ya know..." Jack puts his hand on Ennis's shoulder.
Like this one, seen the photo in another post somewhere, didn't know it was from 1942.
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Ennis, (outloud):..get you killed, if I should come to know them..." (thinking): Wh-where does all this rage come from? Guess it's not being able to say to him: you're mine, and nobody elses...so I gotta be so fuckin' jealous...SHIT! Just makes me madder!
This picture is so sad. So many feelings. He looks so old to me and extremely mad. Mad because he loves Jake and can not admit it and be with him. I would be mad to. They were each others and he did not want to share "that" part of him.
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Ang: What are you doing? In this scene you just met, there is NO kissing, nothing more that a handshake.
Jake: Sorry Ang. we were just all warmed up from filming those scenes first.
Heath looks down: Sorry Ang.
Jake: Can't we?
Ang: NO!
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Jake: guess we did a pretty good job, huh?
Heath: Yup.
Jake: stop saying that!
Heath: Sorry. Yes, we did.
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They wuz gonna put in the film 'bout what me an this old man in Signal talked on when Ah got off the truck. Didn't matter none ta the story so they left it out.
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Me an Jack really did fish on a lot of our campin' trips, some folks think we didn't. Ah mean the fish were right there in the creek all had ta do wuz set the pole up, nothin' tasts better 'n fresh fish, why would Ah come outta the truck with all that gear if we didn't fish? Just wuzn't what we did most 'n didn't fish on every trip.
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Ennis thinking while still half asleep:
Sure is warm and cozy next ta Jack here in the tent so big and strong 'n warm. Stayed right here next ta me...and he let me....let me have the most private ways with 'm. Lookin' at 'm sleepin' so peaceful like, not snorrin' like a buz saw like K.E., never got no sleep next ta 'm, just breathin' slow an easy. Not hard ta look at neither, ears, dark hair 'n all, smell good too. Sure could get use ta this, 'specially when its cold.
From 'Fantasy Scenes'
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Ennis thinking: Gotta be careful, if Ah don't watch out Ah'l use up all my words way into next year.
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Ennis thinking: Gotta be careful, if Ah don't watch out Ah'l use up all my words way into next year.
:laugh:
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yeah, Mark, love that last one...
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Mark, that image of Ennis in your latest post here really, really captivates me. Words ain't bad, either! ;)
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They wuzn't gonna film any of what happened next, wuzn't in the book. Kinda had to though, if they didn't folks might not understand why me an Jack met up often as we could fer the next 20 years.
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I remember me an Jack went to this bar in Signal right after we left Agguires trailer. Wuzn't open that early in the day, before ten AM but they let us in anyway. Don't remember much 'bout what else happened till the next day.
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If you see St. Annie, please tell her, thanks a lot.
I cannot move and my fingers, they are all in a knot.
I haven't got the strength to get up and take another shot
And my best friend the doctor won't even say what I've got.
--Bob Dylan, "Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues"
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Ang, thinking; this probably shows some prejudice on my part, but I do believe Jake is the the most beautiful, sweetest white boy I ever encountered...
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Jack, thinking: Y'know, after 20 years, if I wasn't the most patient man ever born, I might get a little ticked off when you give me that fishy stare when I say "Tell you what...the truth is...sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it..."
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Hi Jake....
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Ennis, thinking: Holy shit! !ook at that woman's back...I must have landed in the wrong century or something..."
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Ennis thinking:
The world's still out there. Birds, trees, horses, stream, ever thin's just the same as yesterday except...
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Ennis thinking:
A lot sure goes on up here whenever there is a full moon.
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Jack thinking:
Four years, one month, nine days, three hours....
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They wuz gonna film somethin' 'bout Jack givin' me this real fancy gun 'n that I didn't take it. Didn't really happen so I guess that's why they didn't. Wunda minded if he did but kinda hard to explain ta Alma. Jack was always real careful what he said 'round me with money or fancy things, since that time at Brokeback Ah told him Ah didn't need his money...wasn't in the poor house. Never one ta hurt me,
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Remember how it goes in the book?
"One thing never changed: the brilliant charge of their infrequent couplings was darkened by the sense of time flying, never enough time, never enough."
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Ennis thinking: Hey--I still gotta pee, ya know!"
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"God's in his heaven--
all's right with the world!"
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Ang: Jake! What happened? You dropped Heath, your supposed to catch him when he falls.
Jake: Sorry Ang, I was looking at my nails.
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Jack thinking: 'Bout time he sauntered that little ass of his over here.
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Ang: Jack! What happened? You dropped heath, your supposed to catch him when he falls.
Jake: Sorry Ang, I was looking at my nails.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *falls off chair*
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Ennis thinking: That fella they got ta play me sure has a dumb ass smile.
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Jake thinking: Come on Heath let's show 'm the kiss, it's what I, I mean what they all came here for, come on I'm already here, let's go...
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Ennis: Jack it's kinda hard ta take you serious whe ya got a buger hangin' out your nose
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Jake: Um...Heath...havin' a big party at my place after, by the jacuzzi, lotsa' food...will you come?
Heath: Um...I don't have my trunks...who's gonna be there?
Jake: Um...well ....Um there'll be me .....and you. I'll make sure there's no women there so you don't need any swim trunks.
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Ennis thinking: Hey--I still gotta pee, ya know!"
Or Ennis thinking, Girl what is that contraption you have on and how in the world can you walk with those clod hoppers on.
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Ennis thinking: That fella they got ta play me sure has a dumb ass smile.
I hate that picture, but funny text!! ;D
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Jack: Ya know Ennis if ya save that shirt yer wearin' fer 40 years or so you can sell it on somethin' called Ebay fer a lot of cash.
Ennis: Huh?
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Jack was always tellin' me how ta wash the dishes. Wudda made me mad if Ah didn't love him so much.
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Jack: Surveillance cameras? I don't see any surveillance cameras...
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Ennis, thinking: What's mine is mine, whether i say so or not.
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Ennis, thinking: 'Non serviam.'
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Jack, thinking: Holy fuck! I feel liike an atom bomb went off--and I was it...more likie an Ennis bomb...hey Ennis...you still there? Yeah, youy're still there that's good...
(I have found no stills of Ennis's head on Jack's back)
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Branch from tree Jake is sitting on breaks causing him to fall right in front of Heath.
Heath: JAKE!!!! What were you were doing up in that tree!
Jake: .....Um......ummm.....just ummmm watchin' the birds...yeah that's it...I didn't know this was the cliff you and Shane were diving off. How about that?
Heath: Jake!!!
Jake: Heath, you still got your....I mean the doctor didn't take it....what's it like when...
Heath:ANG!!!!!!
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I am slow. Is it not really Jake and Heath jumping. How in the world can they find a stand in for Jake that would even come near. I do not think I have the strength to lust after someone else. That man is too beautiful.
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I am slow. Is it not really Jake and Heath jumping. How in the world can they find a stand in for Jake that would even come near. I do not think I have the strength to lust after someone else. That man is too beautiful.
but never forget, there's no one like James Dean ;)
BTW, i love that Surveillance cameras? I don't see any surveillance cameras one. Thats great!
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Ennis, thinking:...to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand wavin free
silouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands
with all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves
let me forget about today until tomorrow
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me
I'm not sleepy and there ain't no place I'm goin to
Hey! Mr. Tambourine man,. play a song for me
in the jingle-jangle mornin I'll come followin you.
Bob Dylan, "Mr. Tambourine Man"
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I am slow. Is it not really Jake and Heath jumping. How in the world can they find a stand in for Jake that would even come near. I do not think I have the strength to lust after someone else. That man is too beautiful.
In interviews Jake G. had said he did want to risk a broken leg ( only ten feet of water ) because he had just found out that he had gotten the role in 'Jarhead'. I just picked the name of one of the four of Jakes's doubles. if you look this guy has a t-shirt tan and lighter hair.This is Heath though.
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I'll give him a few minutes. Something will probably occur to him,
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I'll give him a few minutes. Something will probably occur to him,
This one is hilarious!
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Glad you like it!
Julie
What is it Hamlet says about man? "In his nakedness, he appears but a man." Well, it's true---all men, and then all women, have basically the same exterior equipment.
I've heard the story about how that photo "got loose," but I've forgotten it---do you know, Mark?
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I am slow. Is it not really Jake and Heath jumping. How in the world can they find a stand in for Jake that would even come near. I do not think I have the strength to lust after someone else. That man is too beautiful.
As Handsome and beautiful as Heath and Jack are I see dozens of men on San Diego beaches that are as easy on the eyes.
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Mark
I took some time today to read through this thread today. This thread is so incredably funny! what a great thing you got going on here! What an imagination! Ill be sure to keep watching this one for sure!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Geri
ps I mean to include everyone who participated in this thread!
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P.S. Gee, thanx, geri...nice to know that the sweat of ones brow is appreciated...if only as an afterthought.
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I've heard the story about how that photo "got loose," but I've forgotten it---do you know, Mark?
I heard it was a "paparazzi" shot. But I also remember the it was a still for a non USA version. As I recall there was also a closer shot making obvious what Jake sees in ths caption. Not unlikely being Heath was born in Australia.
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Mark
I took some time today to read through this thread today. This thread is so incredably funny! what a great thing you got going on here! What an imagination! Ill be sure to keep watching this one for sure!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Geri
Thanks Geri
You might like 'Fantasy Scenes' if you haven't seen it already. After page 5 similar format, the majority of them more serious, some are sad.
Mark
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Ennis...you ok back there?
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Jack:Dammit Ennis! You belong ta me and I belong ta you. Ain't nuthin' you or I can do ta change that. Don't matter none that we both got married, had kids. Don't even matter that I live over 700 miles away. Sh..t it don't ever matter that this is all we got, two, three weeks ah year rompin' in the forest. Yer always be mine Ennis Del Mar an I always be yours.
'Fantasy rerun'
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Jack: Ya wanna hold off on supper Ennis?
Ennis: Be alright with me.
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Ennis: Anything else interesting in Humboldt County, California besides the grass....? Y'say they got fields and FIELDS of this stuff there? Maybe we should look at the place.
Jack: It'll take me five minutes to pack.
Aw, you know me, Jack, I'm not a travelling guy. Just jokin'
Jack: yeah...I know...
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Jake, thinking: It really was morte interesting with me just wearing a towel in this scene...I mean, what's a little hard-on between frends?
Heath thinking: I wish we hadn't all gotten so nervous--except Jake--with him just wearing a towel...I mean, what's a little hard-on between friends?
(Thanks to about 12 RPS writers...)
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Ennis: Lighten up on me, Jack. WE CAN HUG ON NOVEMBER, CARESS AND NICE OAK.
(thanks for the use of your tagline, Little Darlin. This was the actual subtitle on a pirated Asian film!)
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Most folks didn't know but that woman there was Monroes first wife. Talk was she ran off with the butcher back in the 1970's. 'Corrdin' ta Alma he never really got over that.
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As Handsome and beautiful as Heath and Jack are I see dozens of men on San Diego beaches that are as easy on the eyes.
Oh, I have seen some beautiful people. I think Jude Law is extremely sexy and very easy on the eyes. There is a show Friday night lights that comes on prime time here. There is a guy (kid probably) that has long hair that is beautiful. Ok, now I am a pervert. Lusting after much younger men. Boys did not look anything like they do now when I was in high school.
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(http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4711/32691normal034336loix6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Heath: Okay, who farted?
Jake: Heath, i said guns goin' off
:P
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Jack: Think I'll go to L.A. and play for the Dodgers.
Ennis: I dion't think baseball has much use for guys like you.
Jack: NO? Well, high time, then.
Ennis: I'd give it another 100 years..
Jack: 100? O.K. I can wait...
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Jack, thinking: when I wanna drape, I DRAPE...and who cares if you look at me....much.
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Oh well, easy come; easy go...
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Alma, thinking: SEQUEL to "I wish I had a prostate"
But what if I had one, and nobody came to visit?....
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Jack, thinking: There's got to be a catch somewhere...
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Jack, thinking: Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth. Course, there are other things besides butter...
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Jack, thinking: My turn, maybe?
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Jake: Of course Boo and Atticus are rooting for La Russa.
Heath: You?
Jake: Me? I don't give a shit. I'm from L.A. Probably be a Dodgers' fan
if I liked baseball.
Heath: Man you are SICK..
( Boo and Atticus are Jake's dogs. Tony La Russa is a big animal rights person, and the Manager of the St. Louis Cardinals, who just won the World Series) .
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jake: Julie--that's about the forth time you've posted that picture of me. I'm not even doing anything!
Julie: You're smiling...besides, it's my 1000th post!
Jake: You care about that stuff?
Julie: Nah--I just like to look at you, that's all.
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This thread is hilarious!! Great work everyone! :laugh: :laugh:
And, Julie congratulations on 1000 posts!!!
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Ennis:Who's that?
Jack: He was an old man...sort of...who just died.
Ennis:Oh. "U.C.L.A."--that's a university, huh?
Jack: Yeah...kinda makes you want t'go back to school. huh?
Ennis: Any more there like him?
Jack: Doubt it.
Ennis: (grins) I'll pass.
(anyone know who it is?)
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Ennis:Who's that?
Jack: He was an old man...sort of...who just died.
Ennis:Oh. "U.C.L.A."--that's a university, huh?
Jack: Yeah...kinda makes you want t'go back to school. huh?
Ennis: Any more there like him?
Jack: Doubt it.
Ennis: (grins) I'll pass.
(anyone know who it is?)
:laugh:
omg ::)
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WELL--who is it? Picture was taken in 1940.
Little before your time, Rebel--but not James Dean's!
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Martin Luther King Jr! ;D
no, its not :(
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Signing his contract, 1950--look more familiar? next thing, I'm gonna tell you his name, and you'll say "whozzat?"
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Jack: I've got about 1,000,000 friends who don';t think much of you, Mr.. Aguirre, and i didn't really want your old job anyway. By the way, Randy Quaid is a hell of an actor; if you see him, you can tell him so for me. Hu-rah!
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I don't love you as if you were the salt-rose, topaz
or arrow of carnations that propagate fire:
I love you as certain dark things are loved,
secretly, between the shadow and the soul.
I love you as the plant that doesn't bloom and carries
hidden within itself the light of those flowers,
and thanks to your love, darkly in my body
lives the dense fragrance that rises from the earth.
I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where,
I love you simply, without problems or pride:
I love you in this way because I don't know any other way of loving
but this, in which there is no I or you,
so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand,
so intimate that when I fall asleep it is your eyes that close.
'ja like that one, Ennis?
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Signing his contract, 1950--look more familiar? next thing, I'm gonna tell you his name, and you'll say "whozzat?"
His name is Jackie Robinson the first black baseball player in the major leagues. The white guy is the owner of the Brooklyn Dodgers who later moved to Los Angeles, California. His name is Branch Rickey.
How's that?
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Righto! Both photos are Jack Roosevelt Robinson. Your grammer makes a person uncertain whether Rickey or the Dodgers moved--it was of course the Dodgers.
Ah--BUT: he wasn't the first black player in the major leagues. In 1884, Moses Fleetwood Walker played one year with the Toledo Blue Stockings (now considered a major league team). Black catcher, very good catcher, light hitter. Agreements, boycotts, Jim Crow---destroyed the crowd of black players waiting to get into the majors at the end of the last century...Gee, I was beginning to feel REAL lonely...thanks!
'nuff baseball, for a while, huh?
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Righto! Both photos are Jack Roosevelt Robinson. Your grammer makes a person think that Rickey moved to L.A.--when it was the Dodgers who moved.
Gee, I was beginning to feel REAL lonely...thanks!
Here's another tidbit of information. Larry Doby was the second black player in Major League Baseball. Larry Doby played for the Cleveland Indians. Larry Doby was also the first black manager in Major League Baseball. He was the manager of the Chicago White Sox. Sorry no pic available. Maybe you have one Twisted?
The credit to both the Jackie Robinson answer and this tidbit of info about Doby goes to my husband, Bob, who is an avid sports fan.
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"Cleveland Manager Lou Boudreau congratulates Larry Doby after his 5th home run of the 1948 season, May 10, 1948" (sorry picture isn't better)
Did you get my e-mail with the photos, brokeback_dev?
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God--MORE baseball (tangentially): I dunno about these Wyoming Methodists, drinkin' and smokin.' Jackie Robinson AND Branch Rickey were BOTH Methodists
--and neither of them drank or smoked.
Course there're no gay guys in baseballl...don't ask, don't tell...
and don't give no sign...
.N don't tell me about "The Dreyfuss Affair," cause that's a fairy tale.
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"Cleveland Manager Lou Boudreau congratulates Larry Doby after his 5th home run of the 1948 season, May 10, 1948" (sorry picture isn't better)
Did you get my e-mail with the photos, brokeback_dev?
Awesome pic of Larry Doby and Lou Boudreau! And no, never got the email of the photos twistedude.
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Dev: Re-sent pics with new e-mail--same address, cause you sent it twice...wonder what's wrong? Also sent you a PM, confirming address--but can't attach pics to as PM (that I know of...)
Julie
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Who thinks he'll be this good in "Zodiac"? Can always hope...
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Jack: Gun's goin' ... off...
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Ennis, thinking: I dunno if I'd call it the fruit of sin, but it's certainly the fruit of neglect...
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Where d'ya suppose Ennis learned kick boxing?
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I don't love you as if you were the salt-rose, topaz
or arrow of carnations that propagate fire:
I love you as certain dark things are loved,
secretly, between the shadow and the soul.
I love you as the plant that doesn't bloom and carries
hidden within itself the light of those flowers,
and thanks to your love, darkly in my body
lives the dense fragrance that rises from the earth.
I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where,
I love you simply, without problems or pride:
I love you in this way because I don't know any other way of loving
but this, in which there is no I or you,
so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand,
so intimate that when I fall asleep it is your eyes that close.
Wow! I think that might be the most beautiful thing I've ever heard! *melts* Where's it from?
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Saucy: It's Sonnet 17 by Pablo Naruda---someone posted it on my thread (now gone to page two of "Brokeback fanfiction and poetry") of "Poems for brokeback Mountain Sensitized Feelings." I'
ll gve it a bump back to page one.
Then, you have to realize, the poem wasn't even written in English! That's just the translation!
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dev: I have no alternative. Please excuse me everyone: here is Moses Fleetwood Walker, the first black man to ever play in the major leagues, 1884, by himself and with his University of Michigan team.
(I have tried and TRIED to send is to dev by e-mail, but her yahoo doesn't seem to like my comcast!
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dev: I have no alternative. Please excuse me everyone: here is Moses Fleetwood Walker, the first black man to ever play in the major leagues, 1884, by himself and with his University of Michigan team.
(I have tried and TRIED to send is to dev by e-mail, but her yahoo doesn't seem to like my comcast!
thank you and thank you everyone for not minding as we struggled to send the photos
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Yeah!
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Some folks aren't clear on Jenny, my youngest littler girls name. In the book that MIss Anne wrote tellin' the story of me 'n Jack, she called her Francine. Don't know why, mebe tryin' ta keep anyone from knowin' who I wuz. Seems funny though Ah'm the only Ennis De Mar in Riverton, so mebe she just forgot.
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Jack, thinking: Lotta that goin' round...
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Everything is clean,
clothes, me, the water, my thoughts.
But--they were before...
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"Thus began our longest journey together"...is there an echo in here?
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Ennis, thinking: Considerin' that it's colder than a witch's tit outside, an' there's more alchohol in me than in a roughneck on Saturday night... it sure is warm in this tent...I'm sweatin'...what the hell would make a guy sweat in the middle of a cold night?
(from a personal experience at age 15)
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'Colder than a witch's tit'?? :laugh: That's one I ain't heard before!
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It's from "Topper." (before your time...sigh.) Also, "Darker than a bat's groin."
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I KNOW this sounds like it should come from the end of the story, but it always reminds me of Jack first looking at Ennis's campfire. It's from a French song called "confidentiel"
"There will remain, liike a light
to keep me warm in my winters
a little fire of you that won't go out."
(ça restera comme une lumière
Qui m'tiendra chaud dans mes hivers
Un petit feu de toi qui s'éteint pas)
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Jack: What'd I say now? You didn't know that sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it? Huh? By the way, the sun's gonna come up tomorrow morning, too! And ya know something else? I wouldn't be a bit surprisewd if we slept in the same tent tonight, either. God damn all the little fishes in the great big sea...""
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I KNOW this sounds like it should come from the end of the story, but it always reminds me of Jack first looking at Ennis's campfire. It's from a French song called "confidentiel"
"There will remain, liike a light
to keep me warm in my winters
a little fire of you that won't go out."
(ça restera comme une lumière
Qui m'tiendra chaud dans mes hivers
Un petit feu de toi qui s'éteint pas)
Wonderful song Twisted dude declaring "A love that will never grow old"
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Ennis thinking waking up:
That's funny, Jack don't have his pants on. Must like ta sleep nekkid.
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Ennis: Some folks couldn't tell but Ah did give Jack a hard pat on his shoulder, only the second time Ah ever touched him. I think he got ta likin' it
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If Ah knowed how things gonna be in the tent an all, Ah might not have been so shy
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hey Mark--talking ENDLESSLY about '40 Pontiacs (I had a few--to put it mildly--questions)---seems to inspire you...these are all great,.
So if Ennis is surprised to see Jack's pants absent or barely visable, how does he explain his own, similar condition?
"Denial is a river in Cuba."---W.
[Everybody here's telling me that everyone knows the word for letter substitution for Pontiac, so I shouoldn't have bothered telling you. Sorry. By the way, it's a VERY INNOCENT drive...full of agenda, and will probably put everyone to sleep/b]
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hey Mark--talking ENDLESSLY about '40 Pontiacs (I had a few--to put it mildly--questions)---seems to inspire you...these are all great,.
So if Ennis is surprised to see Jack's pants absent or barely visable, how does he explain his own, similar condition?
I figured he wasn't quite awake enough yet, but the very next moment....
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Ennis, thinking: this horse sure is for shit. Good thing nobody but me'll ever get to see it....
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Ennis: O.K. Jack, that's my shirt, and I'm gonna get it back if I have to fuck you silly to do it...
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How many times must a man look up
before he can see the sky?
How many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
How many deaths will it takes till he knows
that too many people have died?
The answer my friend is blowin in the wind,
the answer is blowin in the wind.
---"Blowing in the Wind," Bob Dylan
(Be sure to vote nein!
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First time Ah ever tussled with Jack after Ah shot the elk. He started it, Ah didn't mind a bit.
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Looks like Ah better go over 'n help Jack with the can opener. Ah swear sometime he acts so smooth, other times gets all flumixed
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Ennis thinking: Sure ain't a bad view from here.
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Ennis thinking: Sure ain't a bad view from here.
Mmmm, nice!
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How many times must a man look up
before he can see the sky?
How many ears must one man have
Befroe he can hear people cry?
How many deaths will it takes till he knows
that too many people have died?
The answer my friend is blowin in the wind,
the answer is blowin in the wind.
Sad poem.
Wonderful drawing! Who ever drew this gets my praise.
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Ah sure didn't think Ah meet anybody taday that leave my insides all twisted up, bring me ta mah knees bawlin' like a baby. Still wouldn't turn around if Ah knowed.
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Ah sure didn't think Ah meet anybidy taday that leave my insides all twisted up, bring me bawlin' ta my like a baby. Still wouldn't tun around if Ah knowed,
*sigh*
jpwagoneer and Julie, thank you for your dedication to this thread. It's sometimes hilarious, soemtimes sad and sometimes in between - but always interesting.
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Thanks
And neither of us can type!
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Ah know this is Signal and Ah know what year it tis. Don't need no words there ta tell me that.
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Best Ah keep on talkin'. That Jack fella sure got a sad look on his face all a sudden. Mebe Ah c'n think up somthin' ta make him laugh.
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Ah guess that worked! Ah'll halfta' remember that. If that Jack fella starts ta look sad again start on 'bout rodeo cowbow been f**kups. He sure is a nut!
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Jack 'n me, we wuz always so sad at the end of one of our trips. Even if it wuz only gonna be a couple of months till next time.
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Ennis, thinking: Shirt? What shirt?
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Jack, thinking: Well, it doesn't look like anyone else's going to knock my hat off again, so...O.K.
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Jack: Hope there's nobody else around here you're trying to kid besides yourself.
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Jack 'n me, we wuz always so sad at the end of one of our trips. Even if it wuz only gonna be a couple of months till next time.
Hope everyone got how sad this one is...
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Ennis, thinking: then he goes and strokes my cheek, and all I can remember from all that crap I said was "Ain't no reins on this one..."
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Well, if I didn't run over the skunk, and you didn't run over the skunk, who did?
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Wish people quit botherin' me when Ah'm tryin' ta eat my pie
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Jack: Ennis, now what did you go an do that for?
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Ain't yet had the opportunity? Friend, you're going to eat those words, and a lot of other things, or my name isn't the Cookie Monster...
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Skunk, Pie, Cookie Monster...
HILARIOUS. I needed that belly laugh! :laugh:
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Sid won Lureen's signed
silver-snd-tourquoise necklace...
Glows like a new star.
(damned lucky bastard! The necklace AS JEWELRY is worth about 4 times what he paid for it as a BBM prop!)
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On her...
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The sorrow and the pity.
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Mark, I RESEMBLE thst remsrk ("And neither of us can type!")
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Mark, I RESEMBLE thst remsrk ("And neither of us can type!")
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Jack, thinking:All your seasick armies are all rowing home,
all your raindeer armies are all going home,
the lover who has just walked out the door
has taken all his blankets from your floor
The carpet too is moving under you
And it's all over now, Baby Blue.
--Dylan
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We died in your hills, we died in your deserts
We died in your valleys and we died on your plains
We died 'neath your trees and we died in your bushes
Both sides of the river, we died just the same
Goodbye to my Juan, good-bye Rosalita
Adios mis amigos, Jesus y Maria
You won't have a name when you ride the big airplane
All they will call you will be deportee
...what the hell am I thinking about?
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Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
And if I die before it's light
At least I had one damn good night.
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Ah always liked ta let Jack think he wuz in controll. But Ah wuz the one that called all the shots.
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Jack wuz never careful bringin' up the water, spilt it everywhere! If he was more careful, wunda had ta make all those trips he wuz always bitchin' about. Could get him ta see it that way though.
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Got real good at cookin' beans. course all ya had ta do was open the can, put 'm on the fire.
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There's a somebody I'm longing to see
I hope that he
turns out to be
Someone who'll watch over me...
Jesus, where'd that come from?
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Biker: Hail to thee, blythe spirit,
Bird thou never wert--lemmie the hell out of here!
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Ennis, thinking: "Sit around tyin' knots all day?' Is that supposed t' be puttin' me in my place? Cause I don't like that place, thanks....this summer could get awful long, awful quick.
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Ennis, thinking: Jack? You still there? Sometimes I get the funniest feelin'--like I gotta watch out for that boy...
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Jack, thinking: There he is! Thank God...time for the guilt trip....course, maybe I oughta find out what DID happen t'him...eventually.
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Jack, thinking: Move slow, Jack, like a mountain...a...145 pound...mountain...
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Some things are too beautiful to wait for. This is Lucise's proposed cover for leslie's "Through the Veil of Time" (approved)
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Jake: "Heath , your coming out here to LA?"
Heath: "Yeah mate, be out for almost a week."
Jake: "That's great! You'll...stay at my house...ok..."
Heath: "Don't want to put you out."
Jake smiles at the pun, knows Heath didn't hear it that way: "Don't worry....Ah.....Ah.....doing some painting though....you'll...you'll have to sleep with me in my room.
Heath: "Wha...."
Jake: "Gotta go bud, pick you up a LAX next Tuesday."
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Jack, next day: Come on Atticus, we got to head down to Home Depot, get a couple of ladders, plastic sheeting, paint rollers, maybe a few gallons of paint.....drop cloth....yeah..that should......
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All beans and no play makes Jack a dull boy..can't I just shoot one little sheep? he'd never know what hit him.
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Only thing better than blackened elk is fuckin' around with Ennis...and maybe doin' other things with Ennis.
O.K. What about just plain fuckin' Ennis?
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Jack, thinking: It's..like a checkers game...but I'm the only one who wants to win. Now I'm in the big tent and he's in the little one. Gotta get these pieces together....hey, Ennis-=-ya get to the back row, and ya get a crown...
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Mark--I think that's the very first time anyone ever took my advice on a spelling question...I almost fainted.
While I'm here, and not in Atlanta in 1949, I guess i should say that I see Jack as being after Ennis sexually and emotionally from the very beginning of the film (as you probably all know by now). I know everyone doesn't feel this way. Well, they're my picture caps, and I'll do what I want with 'em...so there.
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Audience (anticipatorily): Aaaah: rock strata!
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HEATH:
Hey Jake. No one's looking, how about a kiss, you know just like we did it...come on mate.....
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Mark: Just one look at "Conjugating Jake"? No? O.K, No...
Mickey: hey, Paul Dukas ain't got nothin' on Gustavo Santaolalla
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Our two souls therefore, which are one,
Though I must go, endure not yet
A breach, but an expansion,
Like gold to aery thinness beat.
If they be two, they are two so
As stiff twin compasses are two ;
Thy soul, the fix'd foot, makes no show
To move, but doth, if th' other do.
And though it in the centre sit,
Yet, when the other far doth roam,
It leans, and hearkens after it,
And grows erect, as that comes home.
Such wilt thou be to me, who must,
Like th' other foot, obliquely run ;
Thy firmness makes my circle just,
And makes me end where I begun
Aw, c'mon Ennis..it's only 400 years old...guy just doesn't have any appreciation for poetry...
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2006: "The Queen"
Ennis: What'd we see that movie for anyway?
Jack: I dunno---the old lady was really good.
Ennis: The old old lady, or the old lady?
Jack: The old lady.
Ennis: Well--I'll tell you one thing--that buck she sees? While she's waitin' in the stream by her Jeep for someone to come 'n rescuse her? It only had TEN points---I counted them!
Jack: That's bullshit, Ennis. It had 14--just like it says in the movie.
Ennis: No way. 10. And--after it's got its head cut off? It's still
only got 10!
Jack: Shoulda worn your readin' glasses...
Ennis: Sure Jack, everyone wears readin' glasses to the movies, everyone. It's the latest thing---asshole.
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Jack: What're you doing with that?
Ennis: I'm gonna get it framed, real pretty.
Jack: What's the occasion?
Ennis: Weddin' present.
Jack: You mean, weddin'--like in man-woman, or like us?
Ennis: Like us.
Jack: What kind of weddin'?
Ennis: Don't know.
Jack: When?
Ennis: Don't know.
Jack: Is this guy in love with someone?
Ennis: Don't know.
Jack: So why're you gettin' it framed NOW?
Ennis: Can't help it; I'm a Jewish mother.
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Jack: T'tell the truth, I did make that lightnin' storm. Did a little dance. I'm part Indian, y'know.
Ennis: Y'don't look Indian..ya not gonna do any more of those, are ya?
Jack: No...not that kind, anyhow..
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Jack, thinking: I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet....
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Explanation of the "Jewish mother"--of which I am one. The ordinary Jewish mother is the kind of person who, with three unmarried, unattached children (or the unmarried, unattached children of a friend), has already chosen 2 names for her grandchildren, or her friend's grandchildren, who don't exist, even in the planning stage. She wants everyone younger than she is to fall in love, get married, and have children.
In this particular case, I translated her into gay terms. But I believe any Jewish mother would understand. It's not necessary to be Jewish to be a Jewish mother, of course.
...And I have found a really nice frame...
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Thanks for the explantaion, Julie. Now it makes sense for me :). Like it.
But I like especially these two:
Jack, thinking: I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet....
Jack: T'tell the truth, I did make that lightnin' storm. Did a little dance. I'm part Indian, y'know.
Ennis: Y'don't look Indian..ya not gonna do any more of those, are ya?
Jack: No...not that kind, anyhow..
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Thanks, Penthesiia.
Jack, thinking: O.K--maybe I'm not so good with a can opener either.
Far as I know, there're only a couple of things I'm good at: one of 'em's talkin' and the other is--well, I ain't had enough experience t'brag on it yet, but there is another
Oh yeah...there's rodeo, too...forgot that. Probably a little above the can opener grade...
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Jack, thinking: Ennis, when ya say "whut?" like that, you're so damned cute I can't hardly resist grabbin' ya and squeezin' ya...I'm gettin' better and better at self control, though.
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Ennis, thinking: that boy is so pretty..what was i gonna say? Oh yeah: " Hell, that's the most words I've spoke in a year..."
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Ennis, thinking: that boy is so pretty..what was i gonna say? Oh yeah: "Friend, that's more words than I've spoke in a year..."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Jack, thinking: Oh well, Nobody's Perfect...
--Last line of "Some Like it Hot"
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"perdition catch my sould but i do love thee, and when I love thee not, chaos is come again..."
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Jack thinking if he could say:
So Mr. Agguire, you sendin' me up for the whole summer in the mountains, with this....the most beautiful thing I ever saw in cowboy boots....an I hav'ta sleep with the sheep and he has ta stay in camp?
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"Ennis lost his Jack. Rose lost her Jack. They're down a pair of Jack"
Hi Luisev,
i guess there's some obvious connection
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...though I think that you're perfectly swell
But my heart belongs to daddy,
Cause my daddy he treats me so nice,
Yes my daddy he treats me so nice
Yes my daddy he treats me so....well.
Milton Sanford Mayer, 1908-1986
Louise hasn't been around for a dog's age...on this thread. She's all over fanfiction.
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We wuz all young 'n beautiful, onct. NO idea what i waas thinking about...
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Hell no, I'm not interested; I always look at other people in the mirror when I'm shavin' with a razor blade--good for the skin.
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C'mon, you sonofabitch--do you wanna a ride across this river, or am I wasting my time and guts?....why does that seem like an important thought?This will happen again...
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7:30 Pacific Time, HBO, ...hope it's a good print.
ON THE OTHER HAND...the guide for the HBO channels on the TV set says HBO at 5:00 P.M., and HBOW at 7:30...
Yes, well, the HBO guide on my TV said it started at 5 P.M, but they started it at 4:30. One scene was cut (on HBO!): The two guys jumping off the cliff naked is nowhere to be seen. The print was excellent, the sound was excellent--but although the picture filled my screen, I do not see everything I see on my own fullscreen version. Most,. but not all.
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Jack: Cm'ere, Ennis..I'd never, never hurt you on purpose...
Ennis: ...and that's just one of the problems, you sonofabitch!
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Amazing to think that HBO would cut out the cliff jumping scene (not that you really see anything) yet they show bare boobs and violence everywhere else. ???
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Amazing to think that HBO would cut out the cliff jumping scene (not that you really see anything) yet they show bare boobs and violence everywhere else. ???
The other day, my ex-husband was watching HIS favorite move ("Raising Arizona")on HBO, and said something had been left out--I didn't believe him...at the time. I also find it really tacky that the first BBM showing was listed, both in the paper and on the HBO menu on TV, at 5, but started it at 4:30...who won the elections, anyway?
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Ugh. They must be editing material so the movie fits into a regular time slot. How sad. Used to be that cable channels (especially PAY channels) didn't do that.
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Found this while cleaning house--makes me think of Ennis (why?)
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Jake: Um...Heath...havin' a big party at my place after, by the jacuzzi, lotsa' food...will you come?
Heath: Um...I don't have my trunks...who's gonna be there?
Jake: Um...well ....Um there'll be me .....and you. I'll make sure there's no women there so you don't need any swim trunks.
They are just simply and irresistably gorgeous!!!!
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October 16? Did you think Mark wrote them all or did you only like his?
I give up...I REALLY GIVE UP!!!
You'rte all out to get me, aren' ya?
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Jack: It's a yin-yang symbol--in Asia, it stands for male--female--and eveything in the UNIVERSE is some part of one orthe other.
Ennis: for instance?
Jack: well, water is female--yin; and fire is yang--male. Um. Male is agressive, strong, bright, life-seeking, and female is soft, yielding--and--yin gets the worst--finally, death.
Ennis: what's the little dab of the other color in the big--comma thing?
Jack: that's because NOTHING is all male or all female--there's always a little dab of one in the other.
Ennis: That's kinda neat. So when I feel like I'm acting like a dumb girl, it's natural.
Jack: Yup. Also, when you're acing like a dumb man. hey, ouch! leggo of me, ya dumb ox....
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Maybe not Jack, but Jake, can sing.
Jake: Did you ever hear a song called "The House I live In?"
Heath: Sure--before either of us were born, I heard it.
Jake: Here's the beginning and the end:
What is America to me?
A name, a map, a flag I see,
A certain word: democracy--
What is America to me?
Heath: I think I'll stick with "Waltzing Matilda..."
Jake: shut up and listen to this:
The house I live in,
my neighbors, white and black,
the people who just came here, or from generations back,
the townhall and the soapbox
an air of feeling free:
a home for all God's children,
that's America to me.
Heath: I know: it's in a futuristic novel by a scifi writer.
Jake: No shit. It was writen during WW2...
Heath: I guess that excuses the patriotism...and optimism.
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Ennis, thinking: Sometimes takin' care of 'em is almost as hard as makin' 'em.
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Ennis, thinking: Sometimes takin' care of 'em is almost as hard as makin' 'em.
hahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahhohohhohohohohhohoohhhhohooo
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:laugh:
Well twistedude, off course I pay atention to who makes what!!
i 'm sorry for indulging ma self, for adoring Mark's and yours, and for not expressing the last one properly...
I think Mark can get into the 2 romeo's heads really deep and close. i am a fan of fantasy scene. always needs some tissues though when viewing it, cause sometimes that dude makes some heart-wrenching captions... :(
But you, my friend, are really FUNNY!! we, the sentimentalists,need you like morphin to get the pain off.
Terima kasih banyak untuk tread ini.
Thank You so much for this tread.
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is this after Ennis fell from the horse after the bear encounter?
I don't recall them laughing. a production shoot?
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Ennis, thinking: Sometimes takin' care of 'em is almost as hard as makin' 'em.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Hehe. I guess this answers our discussion on another thread, whether Ennis likes doin it with women or not ;)
Found this while cleaning house--makes me think of Ennis (why?)
I liked your comment on this one.
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nOVIANI:
"I felt sorry for myself bercause I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet"...that's funny?
I never wrote or posted a picture cap about a "bear encounter," Dec. 2, or any other time.
"sTRANGE fRUIT" IS A FUNNY SONG?
"i wish the Jesus fuck i COULD JUST MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY"--That's funny? Oh well, maybe someday I will understand Jack and Ennis as well as Mark does...
"Maybe i don't want to quit you. Maybe I just wanna die."--Funny?
"To die will be an awfully big adventure"--"Peter and Wendy," J.M. Barrie---funny?
We died in your hills, we died in your deserts
We died in your valleys and we died on your plains
We died 'neath your trees and we died in your bushes
Both sides of the river, we died just the same
Goodbye to my Juan, good-bye Rosalita
Adios mis amigos, Jesus y Maria
You won't have a name when you ride the big airplane
All they will call you will be deportee
...what the hell am I thinking about?--ANOTHER REALLY HILARIOUS ONE!
The above photo, of JAKE AND HEATH, is of JAKE AND HEATH, not Jack and Ennis. They are dressed to act, but are not acting. The photo appears NOWHERE IN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.....
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...and no, I DON'T think Ennis likes to have sex with women. But that doesn't make me right, of course.
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Preview of Coming Attractions (mural in the Riverton Postoffice, which has been there since 1942)
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The above photo, of JAKE AND HEATH, is of JAKE AND HEATH, not Jack and Ennis. They are dressed to act, but are not acting. The photo appears NOWHERE IN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.....
Hi there,
I thought so. Cheers,
N
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nOVIANI:
"I felt sorry for myself bercause I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet"...that's funny?
I never wrote or posted a picture cap about a "bear encounter," Dec. 2, or any other time.
"sTRANGE fRUIT" IS A FUNNY SONG?
"i wish the Jesus fuck i COULD JUST MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY"--That's funny? Oh well, maybe someday I will understand Jack and Ennis as well as Mark does...
"Maybe i don't want to quit you. Maybe I just wanna die."--Funny?
"To die will be an awfully big adventure"--"Peter and Wendy," J.M. Barrie---funny?
Hi ,
i guess i am not expressing my thought properly. :(
the truth is i haven't seen the above caps yet. i was working in the office ,couple of weeks back, when i joined Bettermost and had a short tour to some treads i found touching (i.e. this one).i just quited the job and access unternet from public services now.
as i did it in the office, i had limited time - so i just clicked some pages randomly to know what it's like. Well, the pages i click from this tread happened to be the funny ones...You have 70+ pages my friend! and boss can stop in anytime...
same thing with JPw. maybe this is what my dad says, concluding without sufficient sampling...
please don't get me wrong, i'll be around cause i have about 80% unviewed pages yet from here... sincere apology for any inconvenience.
Cheers,
Novi
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This pic didn't go over too well in a more serious thread, so I moved it here. LOL
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Jack: "Ennis, whatcha grinning about?"
Ennis: "I've got plans for you later boy!"
Edited: Moved to this forum
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Ennis: Ya know Jack, you sleep so still almost look like yer dead. Sure dont sound like it though.
Jack: What der yer sayin'....that maybe I snore?
Ennis: Snore?....Sound like a bulldozer comin' through these mountains....ten of 'em!
Jack: Sorry Ennis...I try not to....Sleep on my side....you can push me if I....
Ennis: No....Whut Ah miss most when Ah get back ta Riverton. Can hardly sleep at all without ya snorin' next ta me.
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David: that's Jake and heath, again, not Jack and Ennis..;.
Noviani: Thank GOD you answered--I was afraid I had scared everyone away from this thread permanently, and was about to take the long rant down!
He smiles a lot in this movie...glad of that. Movie opens in SF A WEEK FROM FRIDAY (Dec. 15)--not in Berkeley.
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Toad, reading: Man without God is like a fish without a bicycle.
Frog: Don't know much about God, but I like thinking about the fish riding a bicycle.
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Mark: get photoshop. Here's your pic.sorry, it's a bit pale. This is the last night--maybe yours is a conversation before, though.
Nope--I lightened yours up (above post) and I guessed right. The second one--yours--I got a little better.
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I will try and fix it. On my computer I can always clearly make out the darker shots, but when I view from other computers it is almost all black.
thanks Mark
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Jake: Heath! What are you doing here?
Heath: Oh.... Just in LA, though I'd go for a drive.
Jake: All the way to El Centro? I's almost 200 miles away.
Heath: 187 miles....I mean something must be wrong with the navagation system in the car. Fancy running into you out here.
Jake: Yeah.
Heath: Since I drove all this way....I mean.....I thought I'd watch....you been working out since?.....look at your pecs....can I....um....what are you doing after shooting?
Jake: Don't know yet.
Heath: Thought maybe um....You know all the awards for 'Brokeback' are coming out soon.....and I um....thought....if would be fun if....you know the audience will like it if.......
Jake: If what?
Heath: If we reinacted that kissing scene....would could rehear.....
Jake: What!!!!
Heath: Yeah ....the kissing scene....and we could rehearse after you get done shooting today......It would be a blast!!!! I mean you know so I don't almost break your nose again....so how about it?
Jake: Well........um..........alright then.
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Ah know Ah can try 'n try and no matter whut Ah won't be ablin' ta fergit whut happen' last night in the tent, whut Ah did ta Jack. Can't never make it go away.
Seein' it was Jack not sure that Ah'd want to though.
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Jack, thinking: hey You way down there--Ennis--how' bout some telephone sex? No? Well, can't hurt t'ask. Don't have a telephone anyway.
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jack: Synergy.
Ennis: Huh?
Jack: I said 'synergy.'
Ennis: What the hell does that mean?
Jack: It means, two people working together--or doing anything together--makes more than the sum of two parts. It's a sort of spiritual thing.
Ennis: And who told you that?
Jack: Note came by carrier pidgeon..
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basque: Thought you didn't like soup.
Ennis: I don't.
Basque: So what you ordering it for?
Ennis: The other guy is sick of beans.
Basque: What do you care?
Ennis: When I figure it out, you'll be the very first to know.
Basque: I will?
Ennis: Hell no.
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Ennis, thinking: Good thing I've grown accustomed to your voice, face and everything else, or your 24/7 bitching would drive me up a wall
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basque: Thought you didn't like soup.
Ennis: I don't.
Basque: So what you ordering it for?
Ennis: The other guy is sick of beans.
Basque: What do you care?
Ennis: When I figure it out, you'll be the very first to know.
Basque: I will?
Ennis: Hell no.
Sweet and funny
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jack: Synergy.
Ennis: Huh?
Jack: I said 'synergy.'
Ennis: What the hell does that mean?
Jack: It means, two people working together--or doing anything together--makes more than the sum of two parts. It's a sort of spiritual thing.
Ennis: And who told you that?
Jack: Note came by carrier pidgeon..
Aww, I LOVE this one :D
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Please suspend disbelief for a minute.
Jack is reading 271 Horses' "Roots."
Ennis: what ya readin' there?
jACK:Uh...somethintg I'm going to take out and burn as soon as i finish.
Ennis: Thought you didn't approve of any kind of whadayacallit--censorship.
Jack: Friend, this is probably the single exception to an otherwise universal rule...GodDAMN--right here.
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Moving On--six years too late...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-SmrGehhuY&NR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-SmrGehhuY&NR)
ABOVE:
(I had seen this video countless times before I realized that the line, "I thought I'd recapture my lost youth" was a pun...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYjUfq4Ht94 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYjUfq4Ht94)
ABOVE:
("You should've been there"--last line of Catcher in the Rye, last line of this video.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwzeSt12lNg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwzeSt12lNg)
."Queer as Folk" was on HBO for 5 years. All sex scenes were performed without clothing. The tall dark actor is straight; the shorter, blond one is gay. If you click on the tiny TV screen at the very right of the bottom of the picture, the picture will fill your whole screen. CORRECTION: they wore cock-socks...they are not rubbers, and I never saw them.
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Jack: Merry Christmas
Ennis: In July?
Jack: Any time at all..
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Sure love seein' my little girls. Miss 'm bad sometimes.
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Jack, his whole world crashing down around him.
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Wonder whut that Jack Twist fella is doin, right now. Might have heard fron him by now if Ah didn't punch him so hard. Damn!
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This stuff is hilarious! Been LMAO from page 1, you guys are all too funny!
:D
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Hi,
Do images not show on preview? I just see a box with an x in it. Tried clicking the image button and inserted an http site/image but I don't see it. Can you point me to your written instructions? The help site and search didn't return enough information for me to figure this out. Would like to just use the images I see on this thread, how do I do that? Thanks for any help,
:)
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Hi
You have to be logged on under your user id and a regestered member. They should show up. Some of mine may view too dark on some computers.
Mark
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Thank you for the quick reply! OK, trying this again...
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/damnitjack.jpg)
(photo courtesy of Roniabirk@StripedWall)
"Damn, boy, will you take your boot offa that fire? Startin' to smell like a mouse's nest round 'ere."
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sagebrush: the picture you posted is Ennis's response to Jack saying "Tell you what...the truth is, sometimes I miss you so much, I can hardly stand it." Somehow, the original always overrides whatever photocap spmeone attaches to it...I don't seem to have the shot in my files, so here's my button from Chicago:
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Hi twistedude!
I've been fiddling with this image thing all day and was finally able to get one to show, yippee! Your image was better though, a lot clearer. Trying another one so I don't forget how to do this...
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/hellno-1.jpg)
“Hell no, I ain’t givin’ you a lift in my truck, I suppose you haven’t noticed you just stepped in a chunkwad of dogdoo?”
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(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/smellsnicecopy.jpg)
(photo courtesy of Roniabirk@StripedWall)
"mmmm..... see, I TOLD you Herbal Essence smells sexier 'n Pert..."
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(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/sawingwood.jpg)
(photo courtesy of Roniabirk@StripedWall)
“Yep, see I need these bits 'a branch here because I carve little toys while you’re up there watchin’ them sheep. It’s a hobby 'a mine.”
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(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/camp.jpg)
(photo courtesy of Roniabirk@StripedWall)
“I heard if you make a icepack it’s good for inflammation. I need me a big 'un.”
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(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/enniswrestlingfromafar.jpg)
(photo courtesy of Roniabirk@StripedWall)
“Gimme that shirt, Ennis! I need it for a Ebay auction.”
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(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/keeplauighin.jpg)
(photo courtesy of Roniabirk@StripedWall)
“Keep laughin’ it up Jolly Rancher... I didn’t tell you that when the full moon is on I turn into a Beast.”
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Damn bear! Wasted all the food, nothin' ta cook fer Jack but beans...What an Ah gonna do now!
Gotta remember ta act all tough when Ah get back ta camp..like Ah wasn't scart er nothin
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Jack was always warshin' our clothes nekkid. Wouldn't mind so much but he did it when I wuz up with the sheep. Finally got 'm ta do the warshin' when Ah wuz at camp. Made him warsh all the clothes at the same time. That ways Ah'd be nekkid too and he wouldn't have to be embarrased. Pretty smart o' me huh?
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Jack: If ya take at a loan fer 4% interest, run 200 head of cattle, count depreciation in the equipment, sell futures, amortize expenses fer two years....
Ennis: Whut?
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Jack knowed that if he ever called me 'honey, sweety er babe' he'd find himself knocked out on the ground, wudda decked him.
Course he would be much use ta me then but Ah still wudda.
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Jake: All right, Ledger, you may be a better actor than I am, but I'm cuter.
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Jack, thinking: How come it hurts worse on the inside than the outside?
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sagebrush--love your new stuff! AAAHHH>>>>fresh bloood!
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(http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3836.0;attach=5876;image)
(photo courtesy of Roniabirk@StripedWall)
“Yep, see I need these bits 'a branch here because I carve little toys while you’re up there watchin’ them sheep. It’s a hobby 'a mine.”
Very good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : ;D ;D ;D:
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Me 'n Jack...we hardly never said no words at all 'bout what went on between us. When we wuz workin' together, just friendly talk is all. If someone wuz ta hear us talk they wouldn't think anything at tall.Then when we' could we'd just...get on with things. Sure glad of that.
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Jack, thinking: leaves this morning without a word...gets me to say with a straight face that I ain't queer, just to make him happy--and I haven't even blown up yet. Jeez...I must be in love with the creep.
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Jack: hey, we ought to do this more often...
Ennis: C'n say THAT again...what?
Jack: Have sex in a bed. It's soo comfortable.
Ennis: Na...too much like..bein' married or something.
Jack: Well, we certainly can't have that, can we?
Ennis: No.
Jack, thinking: Hey, Ennis..I do.
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Jake, thinking: sometimes having a fair knowledge of the English language and how to use it and what to express with it can make you feel pretty damned embarassed on a stage.
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There are great, I've read all 78 pages (yeah, that's how bored I was!). I would do one myself but I can't think of any, thanks for a great laugh guys ;D
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Damn! Mebe if I told him I was afraid of the dark I could get him ta stay here in camp.
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Whut's tha matter with ya Jack?...you know Ah always win these staring contests.
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Boy sure looks good on a horse.
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You guys are too funny! OK, here's one...
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/tunawiggle.jpg)
(photo courtesy of Roniabirk@StripedWall)
Ennis: “I decided to try a new recipe, we’re havin’ Tuna Wiggle fer supper.”
Jack: “Tuna Wiggle…. that taste anythin' like trouser trout?”
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Where do you come from?
Where do you go?
Come for to see my
Cotton-eye Joe.
Come for to tell you
Come for to sing
Come for to show you
My diamond ring.
If it hadn't been
for Cotton-eye Joe
I'd a been married
long time ago.
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Yeah, and a Merry Christmas, too.
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Ennis: Dad--that's Earl. He's dead. He's..all tore up. How come?
del Mar: Cause he needed killin'
Ennis: Why? Who done it? Gee, I bet Rich will be sad. They...always was together...almost like--they was married, except...
del Mar: except they was men, right?
Ennis: Yes, I mean..no, that wasn't what I was thinkin, exactly.
del Mar: what was you thinking, boy?
Ennis: They got along..better. Better than you 'n Mom, Dad. .
del Mar: Youi shut your foul mouth. boy!
Ennis is silent.
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Jack, thinking: Hey, that's GREAT way to start a relationship, Randall Malone...just made me get ashes all over my new pants.....
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Randall, thinking: Hey--at least he noticed me.
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jenny and Alma, Jr. thinking: maybe after we haven't heard you swearing at Mommy for a few minutes, we'll take you up on that push.
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AH...THE WONDERS OF AIRBRUSHING!
if you don't know them, meet Brian (29) (to your left) and Justin (17) (to your right). Neither gentleman wore lipstick...especially not to bed (NOBODY wears lipstick to bed!), and Justin has short, dirty-blond hair. Nor are Justin's shoulders encumbered by a (lavender--or any other color) sheet. Both guys are, at least to the trained eye, completely naked.
I foUnd this photo while looking in Google for "oral sex in art." At first, I just knew they looked familiar; I didn't know who they were...
(If you care) I was looking for a painting to go with a composition i was writing called "Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird." (I always steal titles; other people's are so much better than mine)
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Since it's a quiet night, here's the painting I finally chose.
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(http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/7171/bb284or0.jpg)
"S'alright, Ennis - ya don't got ta be Norelco smooth every damn time."
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(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/773/bb634ta5.jpg)
"You ain't thinkin a growin one a them big bushy moustaches are ya?
Cause that'd really reduce my pleasure in a certain... area."
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(http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/3750/bb687gi8.jpg)
"It's one thing you goin off with that Jack Twist an doin the nasty, but did ya have ta give em all the trout too?"
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(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5867/breakfastlh9.jpg)
Jack: "I added a little somethin extra to the Crisco this mornin, ta give the spuds a little zip."
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Ennis, thinking: "One thousan one, one thousan two, one thousan three ---"
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Jack: "Ya notice that little swirl I did near the end there? Ya like that?"
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Ennis, reading, thinking: "How'm I supposed ta fit a pair a assless chaps an a lariat in my creel case?"
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"Tell you what, I was a real fine lookin stud in my day, Ennis Del Mar. Turned a few heads in my time."
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Jack: "Count the damn few times we forgot the lube in twenty years. You got no fuckin idea how bad it gets. I’m not you. I can’t take a couple a high-altitude dry-fucks once or twice a year. You’re too much for me, Ennis, you son of a whoreson bitch."
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Jack: "So... that punch... was that like a love bite or somethin?"
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Lashawn: "So nice ta dance with a real man. Now my Randall - makes good money, but he's just as queer as a two dollar bill."
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Jack: "I don't mean ta complain or nothin.. but fact is, my hemorrhoids are actin up."
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Far Side of Brokeback
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Deer, watching: "I ain't never seen two-legs go at it like THAT before."
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The Far Side of Brokeback
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Coyote: "Ah good, they're at it again... time to catch me another leg o' lamb!"
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The Far Side of Brokeback
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Ennis, thinking: "I swear that deer was watchin us doin it earlier."
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The Far Side of Brokeback
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Ennis: "Ya ever go out on the allotment, and ya see a deer, an ya get the feeling, he knows... an then ya spot a coyote, an he knows too... then ya get up to the sheep, and they all look at ya like they know too?"
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Jack: "Damn! I think I came."
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Jack: "I know somethin ya might like. I brought my Batman underoos."
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"Jack said you were a real good shot. I got an old goat that needs puttin down."
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"Welcome back, welcome back..."
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Ennis: Suppose this stuff would be a good investment, if you had the dough?
Jack: hell, isn't $75 an ounce enough for something that just kills a little pain? You won't catch me payin' any more than that for it.
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Horse, thinking: Damned if they don't look like a couple of protozoa, conjugating.
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Jack, thinking: Lord, for what we are about to receive...
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O.K. You're not queer, and I'm not cute, either.
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On a scale of six...he's about a 10...
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Even on a good day (Christmas is a good day?) nobody can beat louisev's rough, ready, irreverant humor...jeez...she oughta be a...deputy sheriff, or something...
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"watching him ride"...4/17ths of a good haiku.
watching him ride, she
felt, undeceived, he would ride
her with greater skill.
Not very good.
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Alma, thinking: God! All you gotta do around here to get your head bit off at the neck is tell the truth.
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Jack: What part of "more!" don't you understand?
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"Welcome back, welcome back..."
thank you! It wasn't like I "quit" or anything... I just ran out of ideas. When I get new ideas, I will sure post em.
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yeah...sometimes I keep posting 'em, even though i haven't got any ideas. Eventually I notice, though.
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T'be honest, I'm almost never cold...just felt tlike broadcasting that i was tonight, for some reason
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Jack: Did anyone ever call you....never mind.
Ennis: Call me what?
Jack: I'll ask you next week...a week from now.
Ennis (wondering if there are any nut houses within a hundred mile radius): Uh..sure Jack...O.K.
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Jack: did you know that it doesn't matter what genes you have if they don't penetrate?
Ennis: that doesn't sound very comfortable.
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Ennis: You sure you feelin' O.K. Jack?
Jack: Never felt better.
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(http://www.heathledgercentral.com/gallery2/albums/100004/BlackJacket_red_shirt_2001out/normal_Heath_227.jpg)
Photo by Heath Ledger Central
Ennis: "It’s not safe to live together as cowboys, but maybe if me ‘n Jack take off 'n join the Ice Capades…"
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Happy New Year, everybody!
(sent to me by libertyangel in the Saar)
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Jack: Except..my mouse was on the fritz.
Ennis: Yer what?
Jack: my pet mouse. He was off his feed.
Ennis: you bringin' him with ya?
Jack: well I can't just leave him in the truck to starve, can I?
Ennis: Uh...guess not.
Jack: Good.
Ennis: THAT MOUSE SLEEPS IN YOUR TENT
Course Ennis. Wouldn't have it any other way.
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Jack: Except..my mouse was on the fritz.
Ennis: Yer what?
Jack: my pet mouse. He was off his feed.
Ennis: you bringin' him with ya?
Jack: well I can't just leave him in the truck to starve, can I?
Ennis: Uh...guess not.
Jack: Good.
Ennis: THAT MOUSE SLEEPS IN YOUR TENT
Course Ennis. Wouldn't have it any other way.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:. OMG, you CRACK ME UP!!!!!!
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Suddenly noticing the symbology in the clouds, Jack and Ennis feel an
uneasy sense of foreboding.
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Sauron's dyspeptic minion, Aguirre, sends hordes of evil Crebain from Dunland to scout out Brokeback Mountain.
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Bird: ((Wasn't it nice of those two guys to share their joint with me... what the hell...!?! CREBAIN FROM DUNLAND!!!!?!!))
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sagebrush--I give up--what are CREBAIN? (yeah, I read and saw LOTR...)
Jack, thinking: "Is everything sad going to come untrue?
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Caution: things in your side-view mirror may appear more distant than they are.
(I know they say "closer" but it's actually more distant...)
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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
What are CREBAIN??? WAAAAH...
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Bert the Troll: Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, if it dont look liike mutton again tomorrer.
Enough! Obviously, crebain are something Aguirre and Sauron cooked up together. Perhaps we will learn more. Nice photos.
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Hey--great finger 8 posts back--just pushed it over enough to see it...
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Hint: Crebain scout just before Gandalf tries to cross Caradhras...
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/jackpissing-1.jpg)
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/jackp.jpg)
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Jack thinking: "Impressed?"
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Aguirre gazes into the palantir and recieves his instructions.
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/aguirre3nz-1.jpg)
Aguirre: “Sauron is weak, I’ll keep the Ring for myself and then I’ll not only be the Lord of Brokeback Mountain, I’ll have dominion over Wyoming, Texas, Mexico, and the World!”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/warshingclothes-1.jpg)
Jack: "Where the hell did all those black birds come from? Crapped all over my clean laundry, *beep*in' nuisance..."
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Pippin: "Hey, this doesn't look like Isengard...?"
(http://www.tuckborough.net/images/treebeard.jpg)
Treebeard: “A little detour, we’re taking the shortcut through Brokeback Mountain. I’ve always liked going South for some reason. Many of these trees were my friends... I’ve enjoyed their nuts and acorns.”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/merrypippin-2.jpg)
Pippin: “I think I’m beginning to understand why the Entwives left.”
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(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/closeupbinocs.jpg)
"Heh heh... they're attempting to pass over the mountains! I'll fix their wagon...! I want that Ring!"
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/caradhras-1.jpg)
Photo itanight.tripod
"WE CANNOT PASS!!!!
AGUIRRE IS CONTROLLING THE WEATHER!!!!"
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/legalosinmsnow-2-iment.jpg)
Legolas thinking: "We've got to turn back and get
below the krummholz line! My nuts are freezing!"
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/snowdance4.jpg)
"Oh! - - - - - Oh!!! What the.......!!!?? I have GOT to
get me some underwear when I get down off this
mountain!"
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Ennis: "Jack, I’m readin’ the signs and it don’t look good. I think Aguirre is up to somethin’”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/ennispilingrocks.jpg)
“Mebbe we better build ourselves a fort, just in case…”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/tentflap.jpg)
Jack: “Geez Ennis, you are always so paranoid! We don’t need a fort, the tent is good enough!”
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”I think that I shall never see, a thing as lovely as a tree….oh! Oh!
Oh! Look at the size of those pinecones!”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/lateratbbm2.jpg)
Tree: “NNNNNNNNNnnnnHH-H-H-H….”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/ennispuzzled3qm-1.jpg)
Ennis: “Did you hear that?!! You know... I heard that in the old forests on Brokeback, below the krummholz line the trees are alive. I hear they can talk…even - - - move…!”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/sawingwood.jpg)
Ennis: “Now remember… chop no living wood!”
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Er...I guess so...
After all, as an advocator of incest and pedophilia, what have I got to lose?
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Batten down the hatches! Middle Earth is taking over!
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Ennis thinking: When we get of this mountain you really should get yerself a manicure Jack.
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OMG Sagebrush, the Jack asking Ennis if he's "impressed" a page back had me LOL. :laugh:
And the LOTR/BBM stuff is funny. I especially liked the "WE CAN NOT PASS! Aguirre is controlling the weather!" followed by Ennis doing his "WTF its snowing!" dance. :)
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Aw shucks, thank you angrylitllelawyer! Sorry it's taking me so long, these pictures are the devil to load up...
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/Jacklookingup.jpg)
Jack: “Holy crap, that’s the biggest f*ckin’ buzzard I ever seen!?”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/waterwalkinjesus-1.jpg)
Jack: “You will not believe the size of this buzzard I saw today! I’m gonna bag him tomorrow for sure!”
Ennis: “Uh… Jack… mind if I share the tent for tonight? I don’t like the sound of that buzzard… sounds like one of Aguirre’s tricks….!!.”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/jackfacefrontserious.jpg)
Jack: "Well I don't know 'bout that... do you poot and snore?"
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Ennis mumbling: “Honest, I don’t poot ‘n snore.”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/tn169-2.jpg)
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz~snort!~ ~~snort!~ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
*pooooooo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ot *blat* *blat* *BLAMMM!!!!*
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... *snort!*
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/whutareyoudoin3.jpg)
Ennis: “Goddamnit!!!! YOU’RE the one who poots and snores!”
Jack: "Well, Ennis, I did tell you, 'No more beans!'"
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/tn1more.jpg)
Jack: “It’s alright, it’s alright…. it’s only kinky the first time…”
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Jack: “Damn it! Missed the buzzard! Sheep must have leaped up in front of my sights…!”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/ennisshove.jpg)
Ennis: “We’re supposed to guard the sheep, not shoot ‘em!”
Jack: “Well, look at it this way, finally I hit something.”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/brokeback_mountain.jpg)
Jack: “Uh…. Ennis, I think I made the buzzard mad, looks like he’s coming after us…!!?!”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/witchkingandennisFINAL.jpg)
”SHEEEE--I-I-I-ITT....??!!?!!”
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Told Jack that purple shirt made him look queer.
'So what!' he says
Damn him!
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This photo here was takin' on me 'n Jack's last trip meetin' up in the mountains. Wuz the 43rd time me met up again after he sent that first post card. The movie they made 'bout us only showed three of them. So 'lot of folk wouldn't know that although Jack favored darker solid color shirts he sometime wore a light shirt sometime even a plaid. And Ah sometime wore a solid color shirt. Fer me it depend on whut wuz on sale a JC Penny's.
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Sometimes it wuz hard actin' all tough around Jack, 'specially when Ah had ta ride up ta the sheep.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Lovin' your work sagebrush!! LMFAO!!! ;D
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Lovin' your work sagebrush!! LMFAO!!! ;D
:laugh: what she said - pick me up off the floor! You don't talk much, Sagebrush, but you get your point across!
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You can't see 'm in this picture but Jack would of had to take the mules with him to ride up ta see me.
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That old corduroy Jacket got ta be my favorite, always saved fer the trips with Jack
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Got use ta Jack's moustache after a while, still thought he look better without it.
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Hi Saucy and Coffee,
Gee, thank you for your kind words! I was so tickled by louisev's brilliant stuff, I just wanted to try it, looked like fun...
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
p.s. I keep seeing pictures I prefer so I'm modifying as I go...
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/gandalfsummoningshadowfax.jpg)
Gandalf: "Uh-oh! May have been a mistake to try and cross the
open plains! They've seen us!"
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/eyeofsauron3.jpg)
Sauron: "Yo Angmar, quit gawping at those gay cowboys
and get back to work! I'm really starting to wonder about you!
Members of the Fellowship have been spotted trying to cross the
northern plains - I order you to go join the attack party!"
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/gandalfonshadowfax.jpg)
Gandalf: "Retreat back to the forest! You're no match for
the Nazgul! I'll divert them while you make a run for it...!!"
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/gandalf2final.jpg)
Gandalf: "EXPECTO PATRONUM...!!"
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/ennislooking.jpg)
Ennis: "He's flyin' away?!"
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/enniswrestlingfromafar.jpg)
Ennis: "I'll teach you to shoot at buzzards, boy...!!"
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Sauron thinking: "I used to be a hairy eyeball until that idiot Aguirre gave me a Balrog for Christmas."
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Aragorn: "Quick, everyone! Let's meet up with Gandalf later!"
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/frodosam-filmotheknrwde.jpg)
Sam: "What say we slip off by ourselves for a little bit of private time? I thought I saw a tent down there."
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/Aragorn_and_Legolas6.jpg)
Aragorn: "Dammit! We've lost those pesky hobbits!"
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Gimli: "What are those two guys doing down there?"
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/wrestlingonground34-1copy-1.jpg)
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/aragornriding-darcydafunpic.jpg)
Gimli: "Nice! Pretty slick the way you made off with these horses while those cowboys were pre-occupied! Let's go find those hobbits!"
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(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/gimlilegolassep.jpg)
Gimli: “Does the atmosphere on Brokeback feel different than…
that is… oh hell, what I’m trying to say is – you must have noticed
that I’m very partial to blonds?”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/legolassmiling-1.jpg)
Legolas: “Perhaps when this is all over we can take a quick trip to that
far land over the seas…. maybe do a little fishing at Don Ho’s cabin…”
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Frodo: “Hope nobody minds that we borrowed some of that Crisco in the tent… how about a dip in the water before we join the others?”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/samswim.jpg)
Sam: “Last one in is Aguirre’s left buttcheek – whoa!”
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p107/Countess_Mink/ennisdivingfromcliff.jpg)
Jack singing: "I'm a sinner and so are you-u-u-u! Let's warsh up cause we smell like....!!" *SPLASH!!*
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Ennis, thinking: "Girls don't fall in love with fun"?...I guess... boys don't either.
Thanks Maggie.
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Ah, but I was so much older then
I'm younger than that now.
(Last two lines of "My Back Pages," by Dylan, ending the Cold Case episode, "Forever Blue.", December 3, 2006)
(one of Lucise's beautiful montages)
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Jimmy: So who's Jack and who's Ennis?
Coop: Screw that. I don't give a damn.
(from Cold Case episode 10 --and 79--(December and January, 2006, '07)"Forever Blue" Anachronistic, since the pictured action takes place in 1968.)
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Justin: You think they'll ever make a real movie about gay guys in love?
Brian: After the five years I've spent making love to you, you fucking queer, they goddamned well better.
Season 5, "Queer as Folk," 2000-2005, Showtime)
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Brian: I know everyone was hoping we'd make love, or at least kiss, in the last scene.
Neil: But we didn't. Fooled ya.
("Mysterious Skin," 2004)
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"Maurice" 1987. That's actually Hugh Grant in the first picture.
Maurice: The gentleman in the first picture is Clive Durham. The only problem with Durham is that he never made love to anyone in his life. Which must have made his life rather uncomfortable, as well as that of those around him.
That's me, below. Merchant-Ivory thought Clive should look out his window and imagine me as i was in college. It's not in the book.
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Ennis: What'ryou doin'
Jack: The motion picture industry is over 100 years old. What do you think I'm doing?
(another Lucise photo montage)
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The Boys in the Band (play--1968; movie--1970)
A bitter and self-recriminatory film about gay life in New York. A long party, perhaps infiltrated by one straight man (perhaps not). The actors who played Harold and Michael (pictured below) were both dead of AIDS by 1992.
The play and movie of course pre-date AIDS.
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"Parting Glances", 1983.
Hi. I'm Nick. I've got AIDS, which puts a bit of a damper on your life, but everyone manages to remain fairly cheerful, and, in spite of horrendous shooting conditions which you wouldn't BELIEVE, they act up a storm.
(Steve Buscemi as Nick)
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http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QP3NH3CQ
Cold Case episode 10 and 79, December and January, 2006, '07: "Forever Blue"
CBS. Never would have happened without Brokeback, but is only slightly derivitive...being about cops....in Philadelphia, 1968 and 2006.
Oh I coud hide neath the wing
of a bluebird as she sings
The six o'clock alarm would never ring.
But it rings and I rise
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes.
The shavin' razor's cold and it stings.
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More...
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"Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last, have you no sense of decency?"
Angels in America (play--1993; miniseries HBO---2003
A gay Fantasia on AIDS, polItics and humanity, won 5 Golden Globes and more Emmys than I could count (I stopped at 17)
The Angel of America,( Emma Thompson) who likes having sex better than proclaiming truth.
Roy Cohen, dying of AIDS (Al Pacino, best actor, Emmy, magnificent as the man you love to hate.)..
Belize(Jeffrey Wright), come to collect Roy's AZT, after he dies.
The ghost of Ethel Rosenberg (Meryl Streep) calls 911 for Roy ("ooo....buttons! They sing a song: beep. beep, beep")
Roy: What's it like...after?
Belize (the night nurse): heaven or hell?
Roy:---
Belize: Like San Franciso. Big city, overrun with weeds, but flowering weeds. Pretty wind, a gray high sky. ..and everyone wears red corsages. Dance palaces full of...gender confusion, and all the dieties are Creole.
Roy: And heaven?
Belize: That was heaven, Roy.
The plot is intricate and great. But many gay people don't like it--too much of the time of AIDS dominance.
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La Cage Aux Folles (1978)--"birds of a feather"--but literally, "the cage for crazy ladies"
"La Cage aux Folles" is the name of the nightclub Albin (French) and Renato (Italian) own, in which Albin performs nightly as a transvestite dancer and singer. They have lived on St. Tropez (French Riviera) together for many years. (St. Tropez is the only spot on earth that's more expensive than Berkeley, I'm told).
During one of these years, Renato has got himself a son ("you have to try everything once"), and now, the son is getting married, to a girl.
Her father looks just like Richard Nixon.
They attempt to transform themselves into a straight couple for one night, as hosts to the in-laws-to-be, and their comfortable apartment (with only a few phallic nick-nacks) and a very few statues of naked men) into a severe domicile with a huge wooden cross over the fireplace.
None of it comes off in the end, but the wedding. Love prevails.
And if it isn't funny, will someone tell me why it ran at the Act 1-Act2 in Berkeley...for THREE YEARS? (movies usually stay there for 2 weeks)
Below: An alleyway in St. Tropez. below that: Renato tries to instruct Albin in how NOT to hold a teacup, butter toast, and how to walk like John Wayne.
P.S: DON'T see "The Birdcage..."
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"Cruising", 1980
Perhaps the most disliked of all gay-themed movies (not by me!~), it deals with a cop (Pacino, at his usual magnificent best) who is assigned to go undercover in the seamiest part of the gay community in New York City to solve a serial killing. Many gay people felt that they had enough problems already without having people see them portrayed as living among the ugliest part of humanity (and perhaps spreading the notion that the part stood for the whole).
Two questions: 1) Who was the killer, anyhow?
2) Can you go undercover without going undercover? How?
(the more trditional posters are still under licence)
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The plot is intricate and great. But many gay people don't like it--too much of the time of AIDS dominance.
I'm one of the gay people who like it--a lot! I think it's one of the finest made-for-television works ever. But I did think the first half was much stronger than the second, which was further marred by a muddled ending. And yet the second half featured my single favorite moment in the production, when the ghost of Ethel Rosenberg visits Roy on his deathbed, and poetically conveys her stinging, icy contempt for his hateful spirit.
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That's funny, because MY favorite moment is when she prompts Louis in saying the Hebrew prayer for the dead- for Roy-and then finishes up with "You son of a bitch!"
She is SO great in that part!
We (me and my ex and our two houseguests) just watched it last night. Watched it straight through.
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Ennis: Your left foot back. No, your left. Back!
I'm supposed to be the one leadin' here...
Jack: Lighten up, Ennis! This is supposed to be fun!
♫ Some enchanted evening... ♫
Ennis: Jack, if you're gonna sing...
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Hullo, Sid! In MY stories, Jack can sing. Everything isn;'t "Water Walking jesus," you know! Let's put it this way, if you don't like to sing--you'd better stay out of my stories, unless you're Roy Taylor or...Ennis. Lureen sings, Jack sings, Bobby sings up a storm, Joe (Bobby's wife) sings, and Bobby's 5-year-old son, Jack, sings ("twinkle, twinkle, little Starr"), Siede sings (in Spanish!). Even Jack (if you like) sings several lines of an old popular song, and Ennis (if you like) sings 3 words of "Strange Fruit."J'aime chanter! (I love to sing!). We had a chorus in high school called Jimmie Chanties...
Just a bit more "Queer as Folk" (see bottom of 84)
Everyone DROOLS over Brian..I always go for the blonds. If I want to see someone tall, dark and handsome, I'll look in the mirror, thank you! (Hee...)
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HI Sid!
Loved your caption, made my day! More, more, more!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Here's one for you....
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Randall: "Dear Jack, I thought you'd enjoy this little portrait of me, LaShawn had it made at the Aggie Harvest Festival. Sure I can't interest you in some fishing in November?"
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Hullo, Sid! In MY stories, Jack can sing. Everything isn;'t "Water Walking jesus," you know!
I never said Jack couldn't sing. It's just that--at this particular time--Ennis doesn't want him to sing! ;)
Loved your caption, made my day! More, more, more!
Thanks! I'll see what I can dig up!
And how much did LaShawn pay for that portrait?? You wouldn't catch me going fishing with him! (Of course, I prefer my beaus to have both ears.)
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sagebrush: Randall to van Gogh--that's one giant leap for man and mankind as well!
Product of a confused mind: Just because i tell you to go to hell, why do you jump to the conclusion that I want you to go alone?
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C'mon, guys, it couldn't have been THAT bad...
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http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0443706/025.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0443706&seq=20 (http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0443706/025.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0443706&seq=20)
Stil got them long, pretty fingers...
March 2, latest release date.
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Oh you guys,
I see I can't play foolies with you, you are too erudite! My friends don't know Van Gogh from a hole in the ground...
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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My friends don't know slash from a hole in the ground, and believe me, they want to stay that way! MUCH bigger problem.
No, actually, it isn't.
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I steal photos from DaveCullen, and post them here. They have an enormous thread on "Queer as Folk." With LOTS or yummy pictures....wasn't it Robin Hood who stole from the rich?
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Oh dear, may have to reconsider about blonds being best...
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The Magicians
(I have a whoie buncvh of "Forever Blue" photocaps on "Anything Goes")
Oh yeah.also known as twistedude
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C'mere.
Well they're supposed to be irreverent, aren't they?
Oh--all those "Companyofman"s are me, too. Please note that the skeleton on the left is touching the left cheekbone of the skeleton on the right....I didn't make them, honest!
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It's the scene where Ennis and Alma standing before the Jolly Minister. Y'all go wild and win this one for BetterMost!!
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/09/insert-caption-brokeback-mountain/
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"Oh no, it glows in the dark."
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Hello everyone!
I've been looking through the great caps posted here. There's always a new angle! I hope it's ok to post some of my personal favs I've posted over at .... well, you know... the other place.
Vic
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"Ennis Del Mar, congratulations!
Due to your outstanding performance at the Wyoming Gay Men's Association's Annual Dress-Up Ball you are the winner of our Mardi Gras Holiday this year! You and your life partner will be staying at the Fabulous New Orleans Queens Palace Hotel, with front row seats to this year's Birdcage Stage Show.
RSVP 1-800-GAYS-RULE."
Alma: "Huh?"
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Card: "Did you know that 1 in 4 husbands cheat on their wife with a fishing buddy?"
Alma: "Huh?"
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Unbeknownst to Mother Superior, Sister Clara secretly watches the FNIT on the net.
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Jack: "You see that, those morons are making fun of us."
Ennis: "Fun of YOU, you mean."
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Jack: "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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BROKEBACK DENIALS
Jack: "It's so good to see you again!"
Ennis: "That's nice. And your name is?"
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Shirley:"The sexual tension between Jack and that Ennis fella got me all wet and it isn't even season." ...
Sheila: "Tell me about it." ...
Charlotte, in the background: "Yeaaaah."
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Suddenly, a week after being neglected by Jack, Shirley's gaydar goes off.
In anger she bleats out "Jaaaaack is queeeerr." ...
"Queeeerr," echoes the rest of the flock. And a new sheep word is born.
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"What ees thees? Three dozen fresh oysters and a can of Miracle Wheep?"
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"You look like a ripe banana in that dress. Wanna play fruit bowl?"
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Jack: "We're not having elk steak again tonight, are we?"
Ennis: "Yep, followed by some a your beef cake, buddy."
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"Woah, it's even bigger in daylight!"
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"Que? What ees thees? A dozen red roses and one pink lace panty size large?"
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"No, I didn't find any red lace panties up on Brokeback. Besides, they were pink."
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Jack: "Hey Ennis, where'd you say that quarter was?"
Ennis: "Jus' keep lookin', buddy."
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Alma Jr.: "Daddy, is it true you and Uncle Jack were kissing?"
Ennis: "Eh... no, sweetheart, we were jes comparin' gum flavors."
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Sheila: "Tell me, is Jack big like Ennis?"
Shirley: "Biiiiiggg."
...
"Biiiiiggg" echoed the herd, and a new sheep word was born.
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Jack, thinking: "I wish I knew how to shut you up.
...
But I'd rather do that with Ennis."
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"Oh Ennis, If I could just club you and drag you off to a cow and calf
operation instead of chasing daft rodeo clowns."
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"I wonder if it will hold long enough to impregnate Lureen with it."
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Randall: "Jack, Lureen's been tellin' me you're quite handy with the motor oil."
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Jack, thinking: "You got my man, sister, and that's a goddamn bitch of
an unsatisfactory situation."
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Cowboy 1: "I ain't queer."
Cowboy 2: "Me neither."
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Jack, thinking: "There goes my life."
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OMG Vic,
I love your stuff!!!!
YEEEE-HAWWW!!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm0068.jpg)
"I wonder if it will hold long enough to impregnate Lureen with it."
:laugh:
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OMG Vic,
I love your stuff!!!!
YEEEE-HAWWW!!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Thanks! :P I'll post a few more!
Vic
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(In the background plays "Je t'aime moi non plus.")
Jack: "You hear that, that's our song they're playing..."
Ennis: "Yeah, you and that Jane Birkin sound remarkably alike."
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"The sugar dispenser and the two shakers reminded Alma of something she'd lost,
if only she could put her finger on it."
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Once more in the arms of her beloved Jack, Shirley let him paint her hoof nails in preparation for the night.
Little did she know that Ennis had already painted his.
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Basque: "I know thees ees 1963 but that breedge was bilt in 1985."
Ennis: "What bridge?"
The mule snorts: "And I'm supposed to be the ass around here?"
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Dang, the cheap glue they used on these side burns is making my eyes tear.
Maybe I shoulda gotten Jack's pornstache instead.
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"Heck, that's the same color Jack uses."
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LaShawn to Lureen: "Say what? Jack's got a thing for different colored 'kerchiefs? My, so does Randall!"
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LaShawn: "And you know, Randall forgot to wrap my birthday gift, it was one o' them new
fangled massage vibrators. I found it in his underwear drawer the other night. Right, darlin'?"
Randall: "Uh... yeah... that's right, honey."
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Ennis: "Moi? I don' know where your blue dress is."
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Ennis was blissfully unaware that his shirt sniffing habit would cause millions of people to sob uncontrollably.
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As Jack mooned them, the boys looked on in amazement, and some, in desire.
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Jack: "And I always use this finger to test for tightness."
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Jack made a mental note to revisit his plastic surgeon.
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Better Most beans was discontinued soon after it became known that
prolonged use would cause homosexuality in cowboys.
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Ennis: "You just boogey on down an' I'll jus' stand here and watch these asses... eh cowboys."
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Ennis failed to notice it was Happy Breakfast Hour at the Riverton Diner.
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BROKEBACK TRUE LIES
Ennis: "Darling, I'm gay and I'm going to a motel with Jack to fuck the brains out of each other."
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm087a.jpg)
Alma: "Sure, honey. Just don't forget to bring me back some cigarettes."
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BROKEBACK 2006
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Jack: "I got some fresh herbs while waiting for you. Rosemary, thyme, basil and parsley.
Should make that elk steak taste a lot better. What you bring?"
Ennis: "Ketchup. From the condiments aisle."
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BROKEBACK HISTORY
Early Brokebackers ca. 1850 aka "The Condiments Bunch."
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Tigger: "Oh Pooh, I'm so happy, Pooh. Got our own Honey and Bee operation, and Piglet too. It'd be sweet."
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BROKEBACK Europe
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm333.jpg)
Jack: "Remember the Barcelona Gay Parade last year, when you dressed up as Maria Callas?"
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm304.jpg)
Ennis: "Yeah, that was great, got two marriage proposals."
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BROKEBACK England
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm523.jpg)
Ennis: "Honey, I got the picknick basket from Harrod's!"
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm518.jpg)
Jack, thinking: "I hope he remembered to get the basket from Selfridges this year."
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BROKEBACK 2006
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm977.jpg)
Ennis, thinking: "Now you dunnit, he's off to Mykonos by himself an' I'm stuck here in Hootersville."
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BROKEBACK Europe
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm970.jpg)
Jack: "I told you we should've gone to Ibiza. You know I hate this camping shit."
Ennis: "Whut, so you'd meet up with that Juan again? We're stayin'."
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm972.jpg)
Jack: "Bitch."
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm973.jpg)
Ennis: "Spanish Ho."
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BROKEBACK 2006
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm612.jpg)
Ennis: "Girls, Jack and I thought we'd give you a choice this year, two weeks in
South Beach for Summer vacation, or Christmas in San Francisco."
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm617.jpg)
Jack: "Don't you think Disneyworld or Yellowstone would've been a better idea?"
Ennis: "Ain't nuthin' wrong with some culchur."
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm632.jpg)
Jack: "Besides, we had promised Randall and Juan we'd be in New York for the Gay Parade."
Ennis: "Quit yer bitchin' already."
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm638.jpg)
Jack: "You ain't the man I married."
Ennis: "And you ain't the wife I left."
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CULTURED ENNIS
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/Ennisintears-L.jpg)
Ennis: "You didn't bring any Emmenthaler? You know how much I like Emmenthaler with my
hamburger... eh.. steak tartare."
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BROKEBACK TRUE LIES
(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bbm1113.jpg)
Lureen: "Those fishing trips are just an excuse to go to Houston to get me more pearls, right honey?"
Jack: "Gawd no, they're just an excuse to have sex with a man."
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BROKEBACK TRUE LIES
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LaShawn: "Isn't that right, Randall, you only tried my dress to see if it would still fit me?"
Randall: "Gawd no, I'm one a them crossdressers, hoping that's what Jack likes."
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BROKEBACK TRUE LIES
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Cassie: "Hey cowboy, are you paying attention?"
Ennis: "Hell no, I'm checking out that guy's ass."
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Mrs. Newsome, thinking: "I hope he doesn't look like that pig ass of a husband of mine."
JD: "Well, you can be proud, Lureen, looks just like his grandpa."
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Can you imagine if all the Gay Cowboys actually moved to Wyoming. :laugh:
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Can you imagine if all the Gay Cowboys actually moved to Wyoming. :laugh:
Sounds like a plan to me!
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Jack, thinking: "This time I'm so angry I'm gonna kick his ass before kissing it."
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Ennis: "How come I always gotta carry the heavy stuff?"
Jack: "You wanna be the man, be the man."
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Jack: "I'm so NOT talking to you, bitch."
Ennis: "You can turn your back all you want, Miss Twist, I'm too tired right now."
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Sounds like a plan to me!
Wyoming--the Gay Cowboy State! ;D Gawd, don't you know there must be Wyomingites who absolutely hate us Brokies?!
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Wyoming--the Gay Cowboy State! ;D Gawd, don't you know there must be Wyomingites who absolutely hate us Brokies?!
Great ! Let's have the next EuroPride there !
;D ;D
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Jack: "Ever hear of fellatio?"
Ennis: "He a singer?
Jack: "Sigh."
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Ennis: "You you ... dirty homosexual!"
Jack: "Oh yeah?"
Ennis: "Yeah!"
Jack: "Wanna see my ass?"
Ennis: "Yeah! Oh... eh... "
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Ennis, reading: "To win the sweepstakes you need to take a year's subscription to
any of the magazines listed here"
Marrried Life - "Eh... no."
Crochet & Knit - "Eh... no."
Trout Fishing - "Yeah!"
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Ennis, thinking "The only mail I'll ever want will never be in here."
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Heath: Ang can't we just stay like this a bit?
Ang: No! Got a perfect shot.
Heath: You sure?...
Ang. Yes...All you needed to do is just lay there...Now you need to get up!
Heath: But...it's kind cold outside.....yeah that's it.....and Jake here is so warm.
Jake: Yeah Ang ...can you give us five?
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Ennis, thinking "The only mail I'll ever want will never be in here."
Sadly, thats so true!
I never even thought of that before! :'(
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Bush: "What do you think, Queenie... <wink, wink> You, me, a little Empire & Colony operation. It'd be sweet."
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Munroe to Alma: "Huh? No, I don't have a fishing buddy, why you ask?"
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Munroe to Alma: "Huh? No, I don't have a fishing buddy, why you ask?"
Hilarious!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Ennis: "Hey Jack, how would I look with stunna shades on?"
Jack: "Huh?"
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Ennis: "Uh Jack, what's with the caterpillar on your face?"
Jack: *Glares at Ennis* "You sonofawhoreson bitch! It's called a mustache. I am tryin' somethin' new."
Ennis: "Hmmm... *rolls eyes* "
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Jack: *to himself* "Ugh. These pants do not complement my figure."
Ennis: *to himself* "Ooo... but it's lookin' good from here, buddy."
Jack: "Huh?"
Ennis: "Hunh?"
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Jack: *a disappointed look at Ennis*
Ennis: "Aww Jack, don't look right now. I know its small, but only cuz its just so cold out here. I've... I've got SHRINKAGE!"
Jack: "Oh, well if that's the only problem, perhaps I can warm you up."
Ennis: "Hunh?"
Jack: "Don't gimme that bullshit. You know where..." *wink wink*
Ennis: “Hmmm…”
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*To honor my best buddy Demi *
Ennis: "Hey Jack, you know, we could do it on the floor together"
Jack: "Or in the shower."
Ennis: "Or on top of my dresser."
Jack: "Or on your dining room table?"
Ennis: "Hunh? I don't think so! That's where my children eat. You Jack Nasty..."
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hysterical Kay-Nasty. everyone did good
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"Huh? Jack??? I coulda sworn it was the best p***y I ever had."
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Jack, thinking: "I miss Ennis stepping on my toes. "
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Ennis, thinking: "Hmm, this horsey needs a weenie and maybe a nice rounded ass like Jack..."
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"Let me think... I've been watching boys up here for 15 years, at 4 months a year, fornicating
at least 3 times a day, that would make... eh... dang, left my adding machine at the trailer."
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Jack, thinking: "His hat is taller than mine, does that mean his is big?"
Randall, thinking: "His hat is broader than mine, does that mean his is thick?"
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Lureen: "Oh Jack is always running off to Mexico, seems they got something called tubesteaks there.
Me, I like a good old T-bone."
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Ennis, thinking: "What's a man to do? If I fornicate with him I'm going to hell,
and if I don't I'll be in one... <evil grin> Well cowboy, better the hell you know."
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"Hmm, this roll looks about as appetizing as Alma in the morning."
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"Hmm, this roll looks about as appetizing as Alma in the morning."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Good one
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Such a pretty monster!
(Michio Yuki, from MW, a manga by Tezuka Osamu, 1976-78)
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Such a pretty monster!
(Michio Yuki, from MW, a manga by Tezuka Osamu, 1976-78)
Boy! This thread suddenly jumped out of the basement and was rejuvenated again!!
Thanks for reviving it!! :D
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"Let me think... I've been watching boys up here for 15 years, at 4 months a year, fornicating
at least 3 times a day, that would make... eh... dang, left my adding machine at the trailer."
Vic, if you're there . . . I just spat all over my keyboard!!
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To continue:
Yuki and Father Garai (without his clerical collar--which explains why he looks so conflicted). They're making love, but it's a bit vague--Sid suggests this is because, as the first mainstream manga writer presenting homosexuality, Tezuka thought a little vagueness wouldn't hurt
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manga (being japanese) read from right to left
R: Yuki says: "It's O.K."
L; He kisses Garai.
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R: black picture: Yuki says: I love you.
L: Yuki says: Don't leave me. I won't let you go. Please stay with me...Let's just stay this way unttil we die
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But I haven't yet shown Yuki being a monster (it has nothing to do with his being gay, although he is Tezuka's one true monster protagonist, and also his one true gay protagonist.)
My favorite: Here he has seduced a girl, in order to find a patch of human skin into which he can inject a distillation of what is (hopefully) MW nerve gas--which poisoned his own mind, 15 years earlier. He is explaining this to the girl.
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It worked. She looks just like the village full of people he and Garai saw lying dead, 15 years earler.
I won't give any more of the plot away; the graphic novel MW will be out in English in October; it is now available (from Abe books or Alibris, from time to time) in Japanese or French.
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Bye!
(Here Yuki is explaining to father Garai that he needs A nun's habit, in order to escape the police, who are after him because of an--almost as unsavory--earlier episode
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??? ^ Uh, are these Brokeback-related? I don't get it . . .
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They're just as Brokeback related as LOTRs (if you ask ME), and just as related as my 10-12 capsule movie reviews, numerous pages back, the stills from "Forever Blue," and "Qas F," a photo of my father as a young man, and a baseball photo from 1882. Mickey Mouse (1940)?
Is there a new rule that photocaps can only come from Brokeback? If so, complain, and get them removed--I only worked about 3 hiours on them--the MW ones, that is.
I liked the Aguirre with his adding machine, BTW...
If I had a photo from The Well of Lonliness, 1910, I'd post THAT. get it?
My favorite Brokeback still...almost.:
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:D :D :D These are all great! Classic! Thank you Susie!!
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Oh Susie, thank you for posting these. They are great!
And this one
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s31/Susiebell_album/Captions/sweetlifeafterall.jpg)
had me from laughing to tears in a second.
:'(
And then I read this one:
Ennis Del Mar: Long as you love me, Jack, as long as you love me.
and now I'm a total basket case again.
:'( :'( :'(
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Yeah, I loved the "foot's touchin yer butt" — hilarious! :laugh:
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These are fantastic! Thanks for rescuing the old ones. I especially liked the "Congratulations, Mr. del Mar" one, the two thumb positions (now who would have noticed THAT!) and the "touchin' your butt" one.
Jack thinking (very quickly!):Hope that little bit of truth didn't cost me my job. Y'know--it was worth it. What the hell does he mean, 'You want your son to grow up to be a man, don't you? Boys should watch football.. ' Since he's a boy, the chances are almost 100% he'll grow up io be a man, football or no football! I didn't have a TV to watch football on, and whaddaya know, I grew up to be a man!
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A Proulx, thinking: They're..really going to publish it! I knowit's good, somehow, even though it's the first I've published--under my own name.. Sometime, somewhere, someone will read this thing, and...be glad they did....
(cartoon drawing appearing in the original shiort stiory in the "New Yorker," October, 1997)
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God (to cherubim): This is a very special fall. I know it just looks like any old fall now, but someday, what's inside this little magazine will touch SO many of my children with the reds and golds of New England, changing their whole lives. Stick with me, kids, a lotta people will be wearing.... poils.... .
(original cover of the "New Yorker" Brokeback Mountain appeared in.)
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Heath: laughng's a lot easier than acting...and you can quote me on that.
Jake: Better not say that to an Eskimo.
Heath: I...don't get it.
Jake: C'mon, Heath--don'tcha know ANYTHING?
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Jack (sings softly as he works): he's the lilly of the valley,
the bright and morning star
he's the fairest of 10,000 to my soul...
Ennis: What the hell kind of a song is THAT?
Jack: It's just an old hymn, Ennis, a hymn. learned it from my momma.
Ennis: Don't sound like no hymn I ever heard!
Jack: Learn something new every day.
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Y'kniow what? he's still an awful pretty monster!
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(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/AlmaJr.jpg)
We're gettin married August 5th, at the Methodist church. Monroe's caterin the reception, and Jenny's gonna sing, and—
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/EnnisDance.jpg)
Oh, Jenny gets to sing, hunh? Well can I at least do an interpretive dance or something?
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(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/BM%20deleted%20scenes%20and%20on-set%20photos/Angcrew.jpg)
"Country Gay" Consultant: No, man! First he's gotta insert two fingers and spread 'em like so. Get him all warmed up, see, and then . . .
Ang [thinks]: This is way more information than I need . . .
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OMG that is crazy funny Laura
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(http://mywebpage.netscape.com/harrycapehorn/JakeGyllenhaal.jpeg)
"Where do I itch? How about you start here..."
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(http://links999.net/images/brokeback_mountain/bscap0019.jpg)
Aguirre: "And if you two feel the urge to fornicate make sure you do it outside the tent, so I can see."
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(http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Scary%20Hillary%20Clinton.jpg)
"What do you mean Brokeback Mountain wasn't about two women?!"
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/perry_wideweb__430x315.jpg)
Things went downhill for Ennis after Jack's death, but he did manage to find some solace in his pottery hobby.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Is that him there, in the red Mary Janes, and frilly sockies....? hysterical :laugh: :laugh:
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(http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/CowboysAtSunset.jpg)
Jack (1st shadow), thinking: "Hmmm, can't see who's who...
Oh well...
Ennis One, Two, Three and Four...
YEAH!
Now where's that elk lard lube I made, it's gonna be a busy night."
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/ennis_ball.jpg)
Jack, eying Ennis' bulge, reminiscing: "Hmm, now there's a lollipop that never loses its taste..."
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...the two thumb positions (now who would have noticed THAT!) and the "touchin' your butt" one.
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LMAO.. that would be me. wow, it's funny to see my stuff from DC over here via IMDB!
who woulda known, :D it's nice to know that the caps get a laugh wherever they go, haha. ::)
no wonder my bandwidth's being exceeded... LOL.... btw, jack's STILL touchin ennis's butt, if you ask me!!
hi vic, chuck and laura!
knash aka gnash ^_^
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Knash/Gnash is the bomb, Susie! His humor's certainly worth spreading...
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LMAO.. that would be me. wow, it's funny to see my stuff from DC over here via IMDB!
who woulda known, :D it's nice to know that the caps get a laugh wherever they go, haha. ::)
no wonder my bandwidth's being exceeded... LOL.... btw, jack's STILL touchin ennis's butt, if you ask me!!
hi vic, chuck and laura!
knash aka gnash ^_^
Hey gnash!
Jack touching Ennis' butt??? DID I MISS SOMETHING??
:P
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O0 O0 how come the black hat's got such a wide brim? LOL
oh,, well the nose smooshin is mine for sure, lol... it's hard to tell, i've done so many, lolol.... usually my caption funnies are all lower case... so it's neat to see people bring them up to date with capital letters.. :D ;)
but yes, vic, i think jack would definitely touch ennis's butt if the wind was blowin right~! ;D
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brokeback look what bobby found
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/ennis_jack_oldpics.jpg)
bobby (thinking): hmm, so this must be daddy and his so-called fishin buddy, ennis.
well, no wonder they never brought home no fish -- these two were clearly into beef!
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(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/Coyote2.jpg)
Coyote on Totem: "Well this is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation . . ."
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Brokeback Travel Slogans!
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)
What Happens on Brokeback, stays on Brokeback
*based on - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas- Las Vegas Tourist Board*
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Brokeback Travel Slogans!
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)
Pure. Natural. Unspoiled. Brokeback. The Way Life Should Be
*based on: Pure. Natural. Unspoiled. Iceland. The Way Life Should Be- Iceland Tourist Board*
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Brokeback Travel Slogans!
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)
Where Else But Brokeback? Beautiful one day, perfect the next
*based on: Where Else But Queensland? Beautiful one day, perfect the next - Queensland, Austrailia Tourist Board*
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Brokeback Travel Slogans!
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)
Brokeback is different
*based on: Spain is different- Slogan coined by Manuel Fraga (Minister for Tourism of Spain during Franco's dictatorship)*
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Brokeback Travel Slogans!
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)
The happiest place on Earth
*based on - The happiest place on Earth - DisneyLand*
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Brokeback Travel Slogans!
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)
Touch Your Heart
*based on - Touch Your Heart - Taiwan Tourist Board*
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Brokeback Travel Slogans!
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)
Brokeback. A Destination for the New Millennium
*based on - Vietnam. A Destination for the New Millennium - Vietnam Tourism Promotion Campaign*
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/dandydoodles/ephone.jpg)
"Quit fooling around, Jack, I'm not taking tap dancing lessons."
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(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f12/MrGulliver/WillWork.jpg)
Heath hints about his upcoming movie 'Pinocchio gets more wood'."
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(http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/DanielRadcliffe-tongue-03.jpg) (http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/Brokeback_Mountain_2a.jpg)
Ennis, thinking: "Hmm, I wish Jack could do that triple-tongue thing."
Jack, thinking wistfully: "Dang, Ennis doesn't know what I can do with my tongue, and now I've lost him to Harry Potter's magic moves."
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(http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/DanielRadcliffe-tongue-01.jpg) (http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/brokeback_mountain-12.jpg)
Harry: "Can you do this, Jack?"
Jack: "Pffffff, big deal."
Ennis : "Yeah, right."
(http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/DanielRadcliffe-tongue-02.jpg) (http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/Brokeback_Mountain_2a.jpg)
Harry: "Well, can you do this, then?"
Ennis: "Heyyyy..."
Jack: "Hmmm, yeah, sure I can."
(http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/DanielRadcliffe-tongue-03.jpg) (http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/brokeback-mountain-10.jpg)
Harry: "Bet you can't do this!"
Ennis: "Say... Jack?"
Jack: "You and me both, mister!"
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(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/8974/original.jpg)
My dad, he was a fine filmmaker. Didn't go to festivals much, though. He thought festival-goers was all fuckups.
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[Inspired by Senator Larry Craig]
(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/4thread/EverWonder2.jpg)
LaShawn: You ever notice how men will go to the john to 'powder their noses' at a party, and then they'll go again before the party's over?
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(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p137/wildcolumbine/FNIT24.jpg)
Man, I thought them soup boxes was hard to pack!
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(http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/DanielRadcliffe-tongue-03.jpg) (http://www.talkaboutsexxx.com/cpg1410/albums/userpics/10001/Brokeback_Mountain_2a.jpg)
Ennis, thinking: "Hmm, I wish Jack could do that triple-tongue thing."
Jack, thinking wistfully: "Dang, Ennis doesn't know what I can do with my tongue, and now I've lost him to Harry Potter's magic moves."
That is truly one of the oddest things I have ever seen....wonder what flavor of beans he got that taught him that trick.
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BROKEBACK HALLOWEEN
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/volume2/EnnisJacktrickortreating.jpg)
Let's get a move on. Don't want the Fish & Game to catch us with no mallowmars.
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(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/volume2/EnnisJacktrickortreating.jpg)
Ennis: Can't believe I left my damn underwear up there.
Jack: uh... Yeah...
Ennis: Second pair I done lost!
Ghost: uh... Yeah...
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FISHING BUDDIES
(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h98/Sid401k/troutfaceoff.jpg)
You know, friend, this is a great white shark of an unsatisfactory situation. You used to come away easy, and now it's like seein a Ptychocheilus lucius.
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You own these Laura..You are the best. So Funny
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Just in time for Halloween...
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4237/005uc6.jpg)
Nightmare on Elm Street XVXIII starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon
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(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4237/005uc6.jpg)
Reese: Remember when our careers were so good we didn't have to do these Freddy Krueger movies?
Jake: Uh, you mean my career, babe.
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/chinhallbbm2.jpg)
Ennis: Anything interesting down there in hell?
Jack: Yeah. Aguirre and L.D. Newsome are down there, and they're wearin pink tutus and ball gags.
Ennis: Sounds like some high-class entertainment, you ask me.
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(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/volume2/EnnisJacktrickortreating.jpg)
I'm your boogeyman I'm your boogeyman. Turn me on...
I'm your boogeyman I'm your boogeyman. Do what you want...
I'm your boogeyman I'm your boogeyman. Turn me on...
I'm your boogeyman I'm your boogeyman. Do what you want...
Uh, Jack, you still got that harmonica on ya? I think I'd rather hear that.
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(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/volume2/EnnisJacktrickortreating.jpg)
A GOBLIN WE WILL GO, A GOBLIN WE WILL GO, HIGH HO THE FAIRY OH, A GOBLIN WE WILL GO
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jake_lookinatit.jpg)
Ain't no little thing that's happenin here!
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jake_lookinatit.jpg)
Ain't no little thing that's happenin here!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Thank you Laura! This was a grrreat one, if you know what I mean ;).
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a40/zerod/letmeinjake02.jpg)
Ennis: Jack! When I said we gotta stick this one out, that ain't what I meant!
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BROKEBACK SHAKESPEARE
(http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake_gyllenhaal_shirtless_2.jpg)
Tittus Androgynous
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(http://www.cinemagonline.com/images/news/brokeback02.jpg)
Richard the Turd
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/ennis_ball.jpg)
CoronalEnnis
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(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=brokeback+mountain/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=130e557c2/EXP=1138910968/*-http%3A//www.elconfidencial.com/fotos/cultura/2006011910brokeback-mountain.jpg)
Ennis: Your left foot back. No, your left. Back!
I'm supposed to be the one leadin' here...
Jack: Lighten up, Ennis! This is supposed to be fun!
♫ Some enchanted evening... ♫
Ennis: Jack, if you're gonna sing...
Are you sure the song shouldn't be a Hank Williams tune? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Hi Y'all...if by "Brokeback Shakespeare" you meant Belgianboy (whose avatar that photo is)--you got that right! Anyone who wants to know exactly how the rubber meets the road--read Belgianboy.
Well, at least he didn't keep all his friends' names and phone numbers in his head...
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BACK IN THE STUDIO WITH LARRY AND JACK...
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jack_LARRYKING.jpg)
larry king: welcome back folks. tonight's guest is jack f. twist, ennis del mar's, uh, boyfriend.
jack twist: hey there mr. king, love your glasses! yup, that's us: two herders, one heart!
larry king: so jack. tell me what you first thought of ennis when you saw him.
jack twist: oh. i'm not sure if i can put my thoughts into words! i mean--
larry king: give it a shot. you drove up, got out of your truck, and....
jack twist: well, even before i got out a my truck my heart skipped a beat.
i saw him there, looking a little ragged and worn, and i thought, "is this the guy
i'm gonna be holed up with all summer?" but i knew we'd have fun together anyway.
larry king: oh really? how so?
jack twist: well sir, he's just my type.
larry king: at nineteen you have a type?
jack twist: sure. i like men, and ennis is all man!
larry king: i see... yes, he is. a young man, but a man.
jack twist: well yes sir, sometimes he is, at least! (laughs)
larry king: what's so funny? what do you mean by "sometimes"?
jack twist: well, when we go skinny dippin in the river, his apples shrink up to the size of kumquats!
and his yule log -- that's what i call it because it brings me joy -- well, that shrinks down to the size of a--
larry king (deep sigh) : ahhh, i keep forgetting you're just a kid...
jack twist: yeah... hey, did you know a yule log is sometimes called "the great ashen faggot"? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashen_faggot)
ennis didn't like it much when i told him about that. i told him about the 12 days of christmas too.
oh boy, he sure loved it when i got to the 12th day, when my chin was pushed against his pine cones!
larry king (alarmed): the great ashen faggot? what?
jack twist: nevermind... but damn that river is cold, whoo-eee!
you ever take a dip in icy water, mr. king? it's... uh... inviggoratin!
larry king: just how much whisky do you two drink up there? and who provides it?
jack twist: oh we drink a lot! ol' joe aguirre brings it up for us. he also supplies us with lube.
alot of people don't like him much, but they don't know him like we do. when he goes swimmin--
larry king: WELL! that's all the time we have folks! thank you mr. twist!
join us next week when we interview the basque -- he's canadian, you know.
jack twist: the basque? he comes swimmin with us too! don't never take his beret off tho...
:::cuts to commercial:::
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" VERY GOOD " ;D ;D
Good to see you here Knash...I have enjoyed our two meetings. In LA train station, and at the hoedown in SF..nice to have you here.......
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hey there! i remember you! how's it goin? omg, when world collide!! ;D
oooh, i love your sig line art! (http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/flowers02.gif)
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Thank you for pointing out my good taste...Picture by my dear talented friend TOAST...
another member here on Bettermost..
Welcome again......... ;)
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^^^ oh, the little drawing in your sig line, that's something i did (http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/aintqueer_web.jpg) back in the fall of 06.. :D ;) here's the original sketch (http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/aint_queersketch.jpg) before i colored it.
but i LOVE toast's fabulous manip "paintings"! i commented on them yesterday when i came across the thread.. just beautiful.
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BOBBY PONDERS
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bobby_table.jpg)
hmm... my dad's mustache isn't really that stylish, is it..?
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bobby_table1.jpg)
...and my mom's HAIR. i've seen worse, but what heck was she thinking?
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bobby_table2.jpg)
...and who stuck this hard boiled egg in my soup?
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^^^ oh, the little drawing in your sig line, that's something i did (http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/aintqueer_web.jpg) back in the fall of 06.. :D ;) here's the original sketch (http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/aint_queersketch.jpg) before i colored it.
but i LOVE toast's fabulous manip "paintings"! i commented on them yesterday when i came across the thread.. just beautiful.
I thought it was Toast and we have even discussed it..he wasnt even sure....now i have to tell him about your
telling me about it..It was near his posts and i just assumed it was his...Oh dear...do you wish for me to remove it...
I will if you want....dear dear............im so mortified.. sorry janice......
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unmortify, janice! lol! hon, it's totally ok, i sent you a PM. i love the little kitty, heehee!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo jimmy :)
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unmortify, janice! lol! hon, it's totally ok, i sent you a PM. i love the little kitty, heehee!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo jimmy :)
The kitty is me.. I am in a cat nap mode lately.. sleep for short power naps and then awake. Scratch my Bettermost
itch, and then back to sleep.......... :laugh: :laugh:
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/fa_sharp/pic/0021ycs2)
Ennis:Have you ever been in Mexico,Jack?
Jack:Yes,any fucking problem?
Ennis:Aha¡ Now I can understand why you wanted me to put a moustache,a big mexican hat,speak Spanish like José Mª Aznar and sing "rancheras" when we made it¡...
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(http://pics.livejournal.com/fa_sharp/pic/001fgtz5)
ENNIS:ALMA,JACK AND ME ARE GOING TO SEE A FOOTBALL MATCH.BUT,IN THIS CASE, WE´RE WHO WILL PLAY WITH THE BALLS...ER...THE BALL,I MEAN...
JACK:HE,HE,HE¡I´M A VERY GOOD PLAYER,MADAM¡
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Brokeback on Bravo:
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Fast.jpg)
Lureen: You don't think I'm too fast, do you? Maybe we should put the brakes on?
Jack: Well, maybe we should.
Lureen: Yeah, I think we should too. I gotta have the car home by midnight anyway. Wanna meet my parents?
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Brokeback on Bravo:
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Stem.jpg)
Twist, you guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysit the sheep while you went into town and did lawnmowing jobs on the side.
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Brokeback on Bravo:
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Crack.jpg)
Ugh!
[gasp]
Uuuugh!
[gasp]
Uuuuugh! [pant]
[gasp]
Ugh-uuuuuugh!! [CRACK]
There. That better, Alma?
Yeah, thanks honey! Back keeps goin out from doin all that laundry...
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Too funny, LauraGigs!!
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Brokebat Mountain
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/BatFlipped.jpg)
I’m gonna tell you this one time, Bat fuckin' Man. What I don't know, all them things that I don't know—could get you killed if I come to know them.
And I ain’t jo—
Aw hell.
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Brokebat Mountain
How about a high-altitude fuck? View from skyscraper-level is unbelievable, baby.
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/TableTrimmed.jpg)
Alright, but remember, I ain't a batman like you. Don't have no wings.
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Brokebat Mountain
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Head.jpg)
Never start with the head! victim gets all fuzzy.
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Head2.jpg)
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Those Brokebat Mountain captions are fun! :laugh:
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I Love this thread. Its so hilarious!
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A live update from the '67 Summer Bro-lympics!*
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Brolympics.jpg)
That victory scream ― that is the scream that rang in his ears 4 years ago not once but twice.
This is a very aggressive position. He likes to be in this position ― he doesn't go out that fast.
This is why he is so so good. He knows how to do this just perfectly. His real key is this pump. It just blisters the field. Looking very good and very much in control.
You see him right there . . . a combination of speed off the blocks and that Greg Lugenis-like entry. Like I said, that low center of mass so he can get in and pop up right away. He's quick off those blocks. Watch him. Just explodes ― he has that perfect entry. You see that?
That's where he's so good. Nice tight and low and then look. Quick pop up there, you 'll see this, boom! And then once he comes up he has a narrow stroke . . .
*Actual NBC commentary from the Men's 100m Freestyle Competition August 14, 2008.
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Brokebat Mountain
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/snit_red.jpg)
"You complete me"
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Brokebat Mountain
(http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Batman_The_Dark_Knight/heath_ledger_as_the_joker_the_dark_knight_movie_image1.jpg)
You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other.
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Spying.jpg)
Damn. I think the Joker was right.
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Brokebat Mountain
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/snit_red.jpg)
"You complete me"
This is Beautiful Chrissi
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That picture is so beautiful.......ive just saved it and it is about to be my desktop picture here on my laptop.
At present I have the pic of Heath riding his horse up the rocky mountain, but I think its time for a change and I cant think of anything better than this one.
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Brokebat Mountain
And here…
we...
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/HereWe.jpg)
go!
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Brokebat Mountain
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/LittleFight.jpg)
A little fight in you. I like that.
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Brokebat Mountain
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/HitMe.jpg)
Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. HIT ME!
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Love the Brokebat Mountain captions :D.
It's amazing how many lines of TDK fit so nicely with BBM ;D ;)
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Brokebat Mountain
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Divorce.jpg)
Let's turn the clocks back. Eight years ago, these dudes and ranchers driving by wouldn't bother you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off?
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Brokebat Mountain
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Free.jpg)
If you're good at something, never do it for free.
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/palin.jpg)
Hello! *wink wink* This is Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, don'cha know! I'm on the campaign trail with a real maverick, John McCain, and I'm making phone calls to everyday Americans like myself to get out to vote for the McCain/Palin ticket! I'm sure you're like me and read all the newspapers, so you know what our platform is, and I am hoping you'll vote for us! *wink wink*
Can we count on your vote?
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/lureen.jpg)
Who? Who is this?
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0128.jpg)
Whoooooweeeee! Yeah!
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/palinmoose.jpg)
I got tired of your dumbass missin'!
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(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/OnStreet.jpg)
Hey @#$%! Watch where you're goin!
Hey I'm sorry — I had a run-in with the wife tonight.
Was questionin my masculinity and all.
Really? Well it can be tough when that happens.
I apologize. Guess I wasn't bein very sensitive.
Listen, I appreciate it man. You have a good night.
No problem sir.
Have a happy Thanksgiving!
You too!
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LOL Laura ;D
And thanks of reminding me. I intented to post one for a few days, but somehow didn't get around to it.
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from the classical series
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/TentNotRight4-1.jpg)
"Tent don't look right."
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:laugh: :laugh:
I have to agree with you there Chrissi!
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Brokeback of The Living Dead
(https://d2nh4f9cbhlobh.cloudfront.net/_uploads/galleries/24481/night_of_the_living_dead_3.jpg)
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/1-32.jpg)
Alma (thinking): Oh my.....it's not gonna be
so lonely on this ranch tonight!
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BROKEBACK TITANIC
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/celinediongmtoronto.jpg)
Celine: Near.....far....where ever you are....I believe that the
heart will goooo ooooonnnnnnnnn......
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0125-1.jpg)
Jack: Ennis, what are you waiting for? She's singing that damn song again!
Shoot! Shoot! Shoooooooot!
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BROKEBACK TITANIC
(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x129/singingdiva2008/Titanic-Poster-C10053815.jpg) (http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c54/heathhav/brokeback_mountain.jpg)
Leonardo: We did this pose first. Heath: We made it look better.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
LOL, thanks so much for posting these here Chuckie. Love 'em all, but I think "Shoot! Shoot" Shoooooot!" is my fav. I so agree with Jack (apologizes to potential Celine Dion fans here).
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I don't know what the proper way is here, because I snatched one on DC. Laughed my a$$ off and wanted to share it here. Hope it's ok to snatch it when I give credits: the following photocaption was posted by user "bubba" on DC.
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/POD1.jpg)
You pair of deuces lookin' for work?
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/POD2.jpg)
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This one is by me, inspired by the sign Kerry posted in his Komedy Klub
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/sign2.jpg)
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/078_zkrocena_hora.jpg)
"OK, I think I can do that."
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Brokeback Telephone!
*ring....ring.....ring*
(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2056184/2/istockphoto_2056184-cowboy-with-phone-2.jpg)
Hello?
(http://images1.snapfish.com/347627%3B%3B6%7Ffp339%3Enu%3D3288%3E2%3B6%3E587%3EWSNRCG%3D323394%3A39%3A89%3Cnu0mrj)
Jack Twist loves Ennis Del Mar, pass it on.....*click*
*ring....ring.....ring*
(http://photos.imageevent.com/yarbz/americansafari1999/icons/Phone%20cowboy.jpg)
Hello?
(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2056184/2/istockphoto_2056184-cowboy-with-phone-2.jpg)
Jack twisted up his penis in the car. Pass it on....*click*
*ring....ring.....ring*
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/2656698920035002956IdHXXT_fs.jpg)
Hello?
(http://photos.imageevent.com/yarbz/americansafari1999/icons/Phone%20cowboy.jpg)
Jack passed gas out of his anus in a jar.....pass it on *click*
*ring....ring.....ring*
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/2-10.jpg)
Hello?
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/2656698920035002956IdHXXT_fs.jpg)
Jack wants to grow grass on Uranus with some tar.....pass it on *click*
*ring....ring.....ring*
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/BM_1320-1.jpg)
Hello?
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/2-10.jpg)
Jack wants to blow glass and make pretty glass jars. Pass it on. *click*
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/BM_1320-1.jpg)
Who? Who was that?
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:laugh: LOVE these, especially the telephone one!!
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(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b195/qwijybo/Jake%20Pics/jake-gyllenhaal-austin-nichols-03.jpg)
Ennis (thinks): Maybe Jack didn't mean to be sitting by that guy.
Austin: Hiya Jack, I'm glad you saved a seat for me.
Jack: Ummmm.....I think there's a misunderstanding....
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Austin_Powers.gif)
Austin Powers: That's right baby!
He saved that seat for me! C'mon Jack!
Tell him that I make you horny!
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(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b195/qwijybo/Jake%20Pics/jake-gyllenhaal-austin-nichols-03.jpg)
Ennis (thinks): Two guys! Jack's here with two guys named Austin?.
Austin: Jack, what's going on here?
Jack: Ummmm.....I think there's a misunderstanding....
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Austin_Powers.gif)
Austin Powers: There's no misuderstanding!!
We're all randy here now!!!!
Party for 3!
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/af490f68.jpg)
Steve Austin: Hiya Jack! Thanks for saving my seat!
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(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b195/qwijybo/Jake%20Pics/jake-gyllenhaal-austin-nichols-03.jpg)
Ennis (thinks): Well for fuck's sake! Three guys! Jack's here with three guys named Austin? It doesn't get much worse, does it?
Austin: I'm waiting for an explanation, Jack!
Jack: As soon as I have one, I'll tell ya!
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Austin_Powers.gif)
Austin Powers: Oh like we have long to wait!
C'mon mate! Get a move on!
I ain't gettin' any less horny!
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/af490f68.jpg)
Steve Austin: Nobody said anything to me
about an Englishman! They'll be an
extra charge for that.
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/SCSteve_Austin_Photo.jpg)
Steve Austin: Hiya guys! The real Steve Austin is here now.
Jack, thanks for saving my seat. Tell that scrawny
girly man to get up so I can sit down!
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(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/2002063049195501270_rs.jpg)
Ennis: You know I ain't queer.
Jack: Bitch, please. I can see right through you.
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(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/2002063049195501270_rs.jpg)
Ennis: Nice spine there, Jack.
Jack: Oh yeah? Nice bush there, Ennis!
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Vocabulary Words for Cowboys and Herders
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/brokeback_camp.jpg)
Woolies: Sheep
Smokes: Cigarettes
Dumbass: Unsatisfactory; inadequate.
Forty winks: Nap
First Light: Ideally, dawn. (Realistically, around 9:30am.)
Slop-bucket: Profane
Parka: any warm coat
Thing: Relationship
Thing that grabs hold of us: Passionate Relationship
Fishin: Fucking
Drinkin and Talkin: see Fishin
~
Universal, all-purpose terms: Hunh; Hmm.
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(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/Jake16.jpg)
Jack: Ennis, what in the hell are you wearing?
(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/X/_/2/joker-hat.jpg)
Ennis: I saw Aretha wear it to the inauguration. You like?
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/Jake16.jpg)
Jack: You're such a Joker!
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/jokerinhat.jpg)
"You ever get the feelin', I don't know, er, when you're in town, and someone looks at you, suspicious...like he knows?
And then you get out on the pavement, and everyone lookin' at you, like they all know too?"
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/Jake16.jpg)
Gee, can't imagine why you might feel that way.
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Gee, can't imagine why you might feel that way. [/right]
;D :laugh: ;D :laugh:
Love the photoshop of the Joker with Aretha's hat. ;D
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That dang hat, was sure a show stopper... Like some kind of gigantic left over christmas pkg. ::)
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/aguirre_inauguration_hat.jpg)
aretha aguirre: Twist! Del Mar! Git your
scrawny asses out of that tent! I saw what
you've been doing! I got to watching you two
and....well..
You make me feel....you make me feel...
you make me feel like
a natural woman!
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jake_inauguration_hat.jpg)
Jake (thinking): I don't care what the director says, I don't
think the Prince of Persia would've worn this hat!
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(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g75/tfmisc/volume2/JakeDonnieDarkohandinpants.jpg)
"Dawn came glassy-orange, stained from below by a gelatinous band of . . . "
[Hmm... or maybe:]
"The sofa came satiny-striped, stained from below by a gelatinous band of . . . "
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(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/1-35.jpg)
Jack (thinking) "Ennis ain't the only one who can make the sheets wet....."
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BBM misquotes
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/SwingSet.jpg)
Hey, I don't want any trouble from you. But you need to shut your slop-bucket mouth, you hear me?
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Bucket.jpg)
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Now that's the most I laughed in two weeks!!
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maeglian/jokerinhat.jpg)
Remember the Joker wearing a nurse's cap that looked a bit like this? With his sensible shoes, white hose, and kicky skirt, he was quite a cutey!!
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(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/ETgiving.jpg)
...when I was right out of SMU I coulda had my pick of pretty much
any job in North Dallas, so my pick was Neiman Marcus which was a disaster because,
honey, where clothes is concerned, I got no resistance, I was spending more than
I made, more than Randall ever will make...we come out here thinking ranching
was still big hats and Marlboros, boy, were we behind the times....
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Tgiving.jpg)
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(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Tgiving.jpg)[/center]
He looks like he's critiquing the dressing on the turkey!! :laugh:
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BBM misquotes
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/Timmy.jpg)
Oh, you was Tri Delt? I was Kappa Phi myself.
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Laura, I just love your captions. They are always so insiteful and funny...all winners
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Great misquotes Laura. The Tri Delt/Kappa Phi one is as case of ROTFLMAO :laugh:.
The new POP pics on JJJ inspired me to this one:
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/brokebackmtn_3326.jpg)
What. Is. This? ? ? ?
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.
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/publicityshot2.jpg)
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(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/brokebackmtn_3326.jpg)
What. Is. This? ? ? ?
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(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/publicityshot2.jpg)
What can I say. Randall is a big history buff
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Oh Chrissi, that inspires me to this one!
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/brokebackmtn_3326.jpg)
You been to Persia, Jack Twist? Cause I hear what they have in Persia for boys like you!
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/publicityshot2.jpg)
Hell yes I've been to Persia. That a fuckin problem?
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/publicityshot2.jpg)
You got a problem with my wig, En?
Well, I didn't say anything when you showed up as
a redhead, now did I?
And come to think of it, I also didn't exactly complain
when you wore that skin-tight leather pants!
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/JokerNurse.jpg)
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/HeathLedgerRoar41.jpg)
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after once again having been rejected by Ennis, Jack drives down to Persia...
In an alley somewhere in Persia
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f322/buffymon/HT009902.jpg)
Looking for company, mister?
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/publicityshot2.jpg)
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Great captions Laura and Monika! :laugh:
Boy, these POP pics are inspiring!
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Love em love em love em......
Very funny and very very clever....
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(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Sonstige/publicityshot2.jpg)
Jack found himself with a vague managerial title, travelling to stock and agricultural-machinery shows. He had some dinars now and found ways to spend them on his buying trips. A little Farsi accent flavored his sentences, “cow” twisted into “گاو” and “wife” coming out as “ملکه.” He’d had his front teeth filed down, set with gold plugs, and capped, said he’d felt no pain, wore leather pants and a round bronze pendant.
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Hiya everyone!
I've decided that since I haven't posted to this thread much, I'll try to move some of my captions from DCF to here.
some of the captions I've placed there are older than this thread.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/whatisthatsmell.jpg)
Ennis: Whooooooeeeee! Jack, what in the hell is that stink??
Jack: Ennis, I told you no more beans!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/HeyJackcomment.jpg)
Yo! Jack Twist! Come out from behind that tree, and wash up where I can see you!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/Brokebackpic.jpg)
Pssst....Jake....shhh....don't look now, but Anne is totally checking you out! Go for it!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/campsitesetup.jpg)
Jack: You sure 'bout that, Ennis?
Ennis: Yup! Put the tent next to the tree, woodpile by that boulder, and fire ring by the creek, and campsite will look fabulous!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/fabreezead.jpg)
Hmmmmmm.....Jake was right, using Fabreeze really does make his clothes smell fresh...
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/anglee.jpg)
Ang Lee: Annnnnnnd...cut! Ok, that's a wrap! We're done with the Ennis/Alma sex scene. You two can stop now. Ummmm...I said cut. Cut! CUT!!!! Michelle....Heath.....Cut, cut, cut! We'll just come back when you're done.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/buttcomment.jpg)
Ennis: Well??
Jack: No, Ennis, your butt does not look fat in those jeans from this angle. ::)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/brokebackcampfire.jpg)
Jack: That was not funny. Take it back.
Ennis: Fine. I'm sorry I said "Which flame is bigger, you or the campfire?"
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/annehat.jpg)
Rodeo announcer: Ladies and gentlemen...our next rider.....Jack Twist!
Lureen: Wow....look at his skill....look at his strength.....look at his package!! He must be as hung as that bull!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/whatsthat.jpg)
Ennis: You hear that Jack?? Sounds like there's something in those bushes down yonder. Maybe we better go check.
Jack: Ennis, you know I don't want nothin' to do with bush!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/countsheep.jpg)
Geez, Ennis can be dense! I make a pass, and tell him I can't sleep, and he tells me to count sheep! ::)
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(http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/FlKGrCkjgxk/mqdefault.jpg)
What?? Jack Twist?? I told you I've moved on! You've been dumped!! Stop calling me!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/walkoutside.jpg)
*sings*
I think I'll go for a walk outside now, the summer sun's callin' my name, I'm happy now....I just can't stay inside all day....I gotta get out, get me some of those raaaaays.....everybody's smiling....sunshine day.....everybody's lauging...sunshine day....everybody seems so happy and gay...it's a sunshine day....
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/bighair.jpg)
That's right, I'm from Texas. Where the cowboys wear big hats, and the women wear big hair!
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/Copyofweddingring.jpg)
I still don't understand why Ennis' brother gave him a box of K-Y for a wedding gift.......
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/walkoutside.jpg)
*sings*
I think I'll go for a walk outside now, the summer sun's callin' my name, I'm happy now....I just can't stay inside all day....I gotta get out, get me some of those raaaaays.....everybody's smiling....sunshine day.....everybody's lauging...sunshine day....everybody seems so happy and gay...it's a sunshine day....
:laugh: :laugh: I love the Brokeback Mountain/Brady Bunch crossover. It's a natural! Not to mention Sesame Street! These are great. Thanks! :)
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_1308.jpg)
Alma Jr: Why would my daddy have a closet full of KY? Think about it Cassie. Think hard.
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0200.jpg)
Ennis: Take a swig of that, Jack. It will wash the salty taste from your mouth.
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0159.jpg)
Ennis *to himself* I don't get why I have to take off my boots if Jack wants to "go shrimping". The lake is over there.
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Brokeback20Mountain.jpg)
Jack: What did those fellas want, Ennis??
Ennis: Sumthin' about needing a new member for their "group" Why would either one of us want to hang out with a carpenter, a policeman, Indian, cycle rider, and solider??
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/photocaptions3.jpg)
Horse in background: Get a room!!!!
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/photocaptions3.jpg)
Horse in background: Hey!!! That one guy is hung like a.....well....like me
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Randall *to himself*....Well daym...how dense is this cowboy?? I rolled out the red carpet over yonder, do I need to send an engraved invite??
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Jack: You sure about this, Ennis??
Ennis: Yup! We gotta keep this between us. Now...be quiet. I got Agiurre in my sights....
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Ennis: Hmmmmm.....it really does go down to his knee....
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Ennis: What did y'all call this again??
Jack: It's a Nescafè International Flavored coffee, so we can savor this moment in our lives.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Well, if that boy is as bad at sex as he is at shootin that gun, we're gonna have problems.
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Ennis: You got your chocolate in my peanut butter.
Jack: You got your peanut butter in my chocolate.
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Question: When Heath stimulates himself anally, why does he use these two fingers??
Answer: Because they're mine!
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Jack: Dat's right.....open wide!
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Chuck you is baaaddd!!
;D
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Chucky, that would be the best four pages of posts I have ever read on here.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I had quite a few good belly laughs. Thanks for posting, and if you have any more, start postin them.
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Heath: Daym!
Jake: I told you that Anne had a great rack!
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Ang: Shall we dance?
Clint: I don't know Ang. Cowboy movies sure have changed over the years!
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Reporter: Mr. Gyllenhaal, what would you say was the hardest thing about filming Brokeback Mountain?
Jake: Hmmmmm.......Heath's penis!
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Enjoy the awards Phillip Seymour Hoffman, everyone knows who the REAL best actor of the year was.
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Jack: And then.....she said "Bloody Mary" for the third time...and she turned around and....BOO!
Ennis: Daym...Now I'm too scurred to sleep Jack, you better join me in the tent.
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Ang Lee: Next item on the Brokeback Mountain charity auction block....this item is from the Jake Gyllenhaal collection, it's one of the belt buckles his character, "Jack Twist" won in the film.
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Ennis, you really need to understand the importance of stretching before doing anything strenuous.
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*Letter*: Dear Mr. Ledger, thank you for your interest in our project. We believe you are a great character and method actor. However, we do not feel you will properly represent the character of Tarzan in our new film.
Have you thought about trying Westerns?
Sincerly,
Swinging Vine Productions
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The men, they are two cuties
The ladies are two beauties
To make this movie was their duty
The brokeback family
The mountains were appealing
Where the boys would be dealing
With their different feelings
The brokeback family
so grab a sled that you can glide on
or a horse that you can ride on
and shower all our pride on
the brokeback family
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Jake: Get outta here!
Heath: I'm tellin' ya, our kiss scenes got Michelle all hot and bothered!
Jake: Get outta here!
Heath: Dude, she's already ordered the "Director's Cut" edition of the DVD
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Ennis: Twist, I see you hiding behing that boulder! Stop playing around, and get over here and give me some sugar!
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Guard that Oscar with your life, Philip Seymour Hoffman!!!! 'Cause I know how to "jimmy" a lock!
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Jake! For God's sake! It's Oscar night! Pull your pants up, and get inside!
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For those of you who remember the 70's think of the song "Rhinestone Cowboy".
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We've been workin' on films so long
keepin' our spirits strong.
we know ev'ry star on the Walk of Fame walkway
hard workin' is the name of the qame
And nice guys get washed away `
when bad critics take aim.
We've both been lookin' for the parts, that were gonna touch some people's hearts
But now there is no fear, we're in the movie of the year
'Cause we're Brokeback Cowboys
one's a ranchhand
and the other tries to rodeo
'Cause we're Brokeback Cowboys
Gettin' postcards and letters from people we don't even know
sayin' "Thank you for doin' this show!"
Well
we really don't mind the fame
And gettin' teased is a part of game
But reactions we see from the fans
can make us look past
the stupid things critics will say
who will bash this film anyway
because thier heads are up their ass
We've both been lookin' for the roles, that were gonna touch some people's souls
But now there is no fear, we're in the movie of the year
'Cause we're Brokeback Cowboys
meet at brokeback
and we find the love of our lives
'Cause we're Brokeback Cowboys
Gettin' postcards and letters from people we don't even know
sayin' "Thank you for doin' this show!"
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Whoo-eee! Thanks Chuckie, love 'em :D.
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(Jack) I'm not Barbie's Boy
Ennis is my toy
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
He can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
(Ennis) Come on Jack, now rub my back!
(Jack)Ohh ohh ohh ohhh
(Ennis) Come on Jack, now rub my back!
(Jack)waooooo
(Jack) I'm a dark haired cowboy, Ennis is my one joy
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
(Ennis) You're my doll, rock'n'roll, Meet you after the rodeo,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
(Jack)You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
(Jack) I'm not Barbie's Boy
Ennis is my toy
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
He can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
(Ennis) Come on Jack, now rub my back!
(Jack)Ohh ohh ohh ohhh
(Ennis) Come on Jack, now rub my back!
(Jack)waooooo
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(Cowboy) Put your hand there again, and you'll get shot again....I don't care WHAT you saw in the theaters....I ain't from Brokeback Mountain!
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Jack: Ennis, you want me to put what in my hand now??
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Huh?? What do I feel about Beyoncè's solo career?? Has Destiny's Child broken up?? You've got the wrong Michelle Williams!
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How do I like being engaged to who?? Havin' his baby?? Staring in a movie about what?? You have the wrong Michelle Williams.
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Ladies and gentlemen.....I present....the sequal.
Brokeback 2
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Brokeback to the White House
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these are all great. Thanks, Chuck!
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There may occasionally be a serious one in the bunch......
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All I have to do is forget how much I love him
All I have to do is put my longing to one side
Tell myself that love's an ever changing situation
Passion would've cooled and all the magic would have died
It's easy as life
I try to forget how much I want him here
Let my dreams slowly disappear
I cannot forget, let my emotions die
Oh I, I don't even want to try
Nothing in life is ever easy
Nothing in love will ever run true
My heart will never stop believing
I still believe in what love can do
All I have to do is pretend I never knew you
On those very rare occasions
When you steal in to my heart
Better to have lost you
When the ties were barely binding
Better the contempt of the familiar cannot start
It's easy as life
I try to forget how much I want him here
Let my dreams slowly disappear
I cannot forget, let my emotions die
Oh I, I don't want to try
Nothing in life is ever easy
Nothing in love will ever run true
My heart will never stop believing
I still believe in what love can do
It hurts to think about you, when I wanna touch you
And how we would've been if you were here with me today
Oh, those very rare occasions
They keep on coming
All I ever wanted
I'm throwing it away
Nothing in life is ever easy
Nothing in love will ever run true
My heart will never stop believing
I still believe in what love can do
Nothing in life is ever easy
Nothing in love will ever run true
My heart will never stop believing
I still believe in what love can do
"easy as life" from "aida"
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Now Ennis, if you had used the "Deep Woods Off", like I tol' you, you wouldn't gotten those ticks there!
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you can try to resist
try to hide from my kiss
but you know, but you know
that you, can't fight the moonlight
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Hey! If I tilt my head just so....and move my eyes to the right, I can look right into the "Rodeo Clown Changing area"!
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I wannna make love to ya Jack Twist
I wanna lay ya down by the fire
caresss your masculine body
make ya moan, and perspire
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Kyle: I learned something today....I learned that it doesn't matter if your gay or straight, love is love.
Stan: yeaah.
Kyle: Gay people are people, and their love should not be mocked.
Stan: Yeaah
Kenny: mmmmuhahamah mahdfhnehrhherh
Cartman: Right, Kenny, no one's getting near my asshole!
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Ennis: What is that durned fool trying to do, give himself a hot foot?
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Do I look like I can afford a flying reindeer??
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A few years after Jack's passing, Ennis' life takes an unexpected turn.....and he enters the music scene
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I wonder if I should've left an extra pillow for Jack to use on his saddle....boy's probably hurtin'.
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Ennis: Uhh....Jack....you didn't take off your holster when you came into bed.
Jack: Ennis, that's not my holster.
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It Wasn't Just Alma that caught them kissing!
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Tell ya whut, pilgram. Had I thought to do that, the west would've been much wilder!
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a'yup! Time for me to put in a transfer from Texas.....Walker, Brokeback Ranger has a good ring to it.
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Singer:
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
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With Ennis spending so much time on fishing trips, Alma's cat shows her how to "take care of business" while he's away.
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Bubble Bubble, toil and trouble
bring us two men, on the double
make one the quiet type
sensative and shy
make the other a loud and boisterous guy
let them be tall, let them be strong
like to hunt, and burst into song
be tender at night, work hard during day
make them even tempered, pleasant and gay
*poof*
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Witch #1: Well, you sure messed that one up!
Witch #2: I meant happy! When I wrote the incantation's last line, I meant happy!
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With Ennis spending so much time on fishing trips, Alma's cat shows her how to "take care of business" while he's away.
that is just SOOOO wrong...
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that is just SOOOO wrong...
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Jack: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ennis: That there was a purty good Tarzan imation, Jack.
Jack: Me Tarzan, you Jane.
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Ennis: *whispers to Jack* Now, remember, be "cool".....Alma can smell fear......
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Ennis <to himself> Wow! So he can make his nose increase to 3 times its size too!
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From the door of Aguirre's trailer
To Brokeback Mountian's base
I will fight to hold my cowboy
Hold his hand and kiss his face
I will love him to end of time
want to make that point so clear
I am proud to claim the title
of a Brokeback Mountianeer.
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a'yup! Time for me to put in a transfer from Texas.....Walker, Brokeback Ranger has a good ring to it.
The Front Ranger seconds that!
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Preacher: Now....repeat after me. I, Ennis, take you Alma....
Ennis: I, Ennis, take you Jaaahhh Alma.
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Jack (to himself): "Dang, I HATE it when she spits.....why can't she swallow, like Ennis does??"
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Ennis: You know, darlin', you better go see your doctor.....I think I'm seeing the beginings of a pornstache here. That ain't right.
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Ummmmm......Ennis....I know I said I'd love you no matter what....but ya think you can take Alma's dress off, and put the cowboy gear back on??
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I don't get that Twist feller. He said he was looking for a top, and I got the best one the toy store had to sell.....did that make him happy?? Nooooooooooooooooooooo.
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ennis: "yeah well...here is out list for next week."
basque: "what eez an.....ah-pho-dee-zee-ack??"
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Very very funny. Thank you Chucky, I could look through these for hours.....
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Minnie: Mickey, I love you! I can't wait for November, when we get married.
Mickey: Yup! Right after I finish a job with Donald Duck on some mountain.
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It all seemed to be so perfect, that night before. When Jack saw the size of Ennis, he was overjoyed. However, now sitting in pain in a nearby gas station stall, a bottle of numbing agent in his hand, Jack's mind wandered of the night's events, and wondered if it's possible to have too much of a good thing.
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Hmmmmm......nope....not the right shade of red. Still doesn't match the truck. Lemme go in and get another shirt.
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Ennis: Ooops....Sorry Jack. My aim must be off.
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Come to me, Mr. Twist, and I'll show you how to "cootchie cootchie cootchie"!
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Brokeback Duets!!!!!!!
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Home, home on the range.....where the deer and the antelope play......
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Brokeback Duets!!!!!!!
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Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.......
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Brokeback Duets!!!!
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Dreams last so long, even after you're gone
I know, that you love me and soon you will see
You were meant for me and I was meant for you
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Brokeback Duets!!!!!
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Erotic....erotic....put your hands all over my body....erotic....erotic....put your hands all over my body......
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Oh c'mon guys....you need more tongue........let us show you how it's done......
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BROKEBACK HISTORY
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After a long hard day of sheep herding, the gang decides to cut loose, and go wild, and take a picture.
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BROKEBACK HISTORY
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Seldom are the moments so fun and lighthearted, as when friends get together.
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Cassie thinking: *sniff sniff* Daym, forgot deodorant! No wonder why he won't come closer to me!
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The original outfits for Brokeback Mountain were considered too.........revealing, and changed.
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Ennis: You no I ain't no computer animation.
Jack: Me neither.
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Ennis: You know I ain't some toy for you to play with.
Jack: Me neither.
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Where WAS Ennis going?
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After reading the postcard that Jack was on his way, and a fishing trip was in the making, Ennis runs out to buy some lube, condiments, and some soup.
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Alma: "tastes great"
Ennis: "less filling
Alma: "tastes great"
Ennis: "less filling"
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Bitchy Bobby
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A tutor?!?!?!?! are you freakin' kiddin' me? The two of you are gonna tell me I need help! You two are no Ozzie & Harriet, ya know! Mom, you're so emotionally distant and cold, your bed may as well be on the South Pole! And daddy, puhlease. Ya think you could pick a partner who will actually say how they feel? Between mom and your "fishing buddy" - oh yeah, by the way, come up with a better story- you may as well be deaf, for all the conversation they have with you.
Here's a news flash for y'all.....instead of getting me to a tutor, get yourselves to a therapist!
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^^^ Muwahahahahahaha!!! :laugh:
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BROKEBACK DEDICATIONS
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Who can say for certain, Maybe you're still here
I feel you all around me, Your memory's so clear
Deep in the stillness, I can hear you speak
You're still an inspiration, Can it be
That you are my, Forever love
And you are watching over me from up above
Fly me up to where you are, Beyond the distant star
I wish upon tonight, To see you smile
If only for awhile, to know you're there
A breath away's not far, To where you are
Are you gently sleeping, Here inside my dreams
And isn't faith believing. All powers can't be seen
As my heart holds you, Just one beat away
I cherish all you gave me, Everyday
Cause you are my, Forever love
Watching me, from up above
And I believe , That angels breathe
And that love will live on and never leave
Fly me up to where you are, Beyond the distant star
I wish upon tonight, To see you smile
If only for awhile, To know you're there
A breath away's not far, To where you are
I know you're there, A breath away's not far
To where you are
To Where You Are- Josh Groban
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^^^ Muwahahahahahaha!!! :laugh:
glad you liked it, buddy!
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Are Heath and Jake this big? I don't know, you'd have to ask them.
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ennis: hi monroe... alma around?
monroe: She was by the butcher block, handling the butcher's meat.
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LaShawn is left speechless when, going under her and Randalls bed to find shoes, she discovers a picture of Jack, and a butt plug.
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(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/mags_mel/brokebackmtn_1351.jpg)
Whut? Go whip your daddy's ranch into shape? With all the God awful things you said about that ingrate, you want me to work for him? I'll get back to ya, maybe in about 4 years.
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(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/57.jpg)
Yo, Ennis, homo says "whut?".
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Whut??
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Ennis[thinking]: "Bring the excitement back!", he says. Well, dressing like a rodeo clown may be excitin' him, but it's doin' squat for me! Next time, we're going with my fantasy!
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Ennis: Here's next week's order.
basque: Why you want a claw foot tub and 30 boxes of Lime Jell-o??
Ennis: You hush up about the tub and Lime Jell-o. You don't know nuthin' 'bout it!
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Brokeback the Musical
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Jack: I know the game he plays, My radars going off in spades
Alma: You're out of your mind, He's not giving you the time
Jack: I know from this scene
Alma: Whatcha mean whatcha mean
Jack: He's on my team
Jack: He's on my team, So give it up before you cream
Alma: Don't be obscene, Can't you tell the way he's stressing me
Jack: You see through a screen, That blinds you from the truth, The truth that he's on my team
Alma: Question, why can't you see, That he's looking dead at me
Jack: Take my advice it's free, Don't come for my 20/20
Alma: Things are not what they seem
Jack: Watcha mean whatcha mean
Alma: He's on my team
Alma: He's on my team, But maybe he's on yours in your dreams
Jack: Oh no miss thing, He plays my game and plays it mean
Alma: You see through a screen, That shields you from reality, Cause he's on my team
He's on my Team
You better give up all your sweet dreams
Whatcha mean whatcha mean
Can't you tell the way he's cruising me
You see through a screen
That blinds you from the truth
The truth that he's on my team
He's on my Team!
He's on my Team- Ari Gold
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Oh Ennis....that feels sooo goood....I'm gonna show you my "Oh face"!
Oh....Oh....oh...0oooh!
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Mrs Newsome, this is Aguirre.....you call that Ennis Del Mar, and tell him to grab that no good husband of yours, and get their asses up to that mountian and get back to work
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Ennis, this is Lureen. I just got a call from Aguirre. He said you need to grab Jack's ass up on the mountain, and give him a jerk.
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/1-37.jpg)
Jack, it's Ennis.....I think they're on to us!
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackmom.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackdad.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackman.jpg)
Seldom are the moments so fun and light-hearted as when the family gets together.
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Dullest Conversation
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Jack: sigh
Ennis: Oh, Jack! Know what I found out? Monroe calls ketchup "condiments".
Jack: Fascinating.
Ennis: Whut?
Jack: sigh
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackdad.jpg)
My boy ain't queer. No one in my family is queer.
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackmom.jpg)
Phone call for you, it's your brother. Steven.
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/img_detail.jpg)
He never takes my calls.....I don't know why....
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*Photoshopped picture posted by gnash, in the "email" thread, and used with his permission.*
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/welcomeback.jpg)
Ennis-thinking: I hope this isn't too subtle....I want Jack to know I missed him.
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Oh Chucky......these make me laugh....
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Glad ya like 'em Sue!
I've got more to post......
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Ennis *thinking*: I don't want nothing to do with pussy.
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B R O K E B A C K S C I - F I
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01725/ufo_1725769c.jpg)
Rua: Now, Fonab, remember our mission.
Fonab: Yes Rua, to find signs of intelligent life here on this planet.
Rua: Good. Activate long range telescope.
Fonab: Rua, I see something......
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/brokebackmtn_0119.jpg)
Rua: This mission is a failure.
Fonab: Correct. Let's return to planet Xenotronic.
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Brokeback + TV Theme songs
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Hello world, here's a song that we're singin'
Come on, get happy
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy
We had a dream we'd go travelin' together
And spread a little lovin' if we'll keep movin' on
Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
We get a happy feelin' when we're singin' a song
Travelin' along, there's a song that we're singin'
Come on, get happy
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
We'll make you happy
*Partridge Family Theme Song*
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Brokeback + TV Theme songs
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believe it or not, I'm walking on air
never thought I could feel so free
flying away on a wing and a prayer
who could it be
believe it or not, it's just me
*Theme song Greatest American Hero*
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Brokeback + TV Theme songs
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/ennis_UFO_test.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/alma.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jacl.jpg)
Come and knock on our door
Come and knock on our door
We've been waiting for you
We've been waiting for you
Where the kisses are hers and his and his
Three's company, too!
Come and dance on our floor
Come and dance on our floor
Take a step that is new
Take a step that is new
We've a loveable space that needs your face
Three's company, too!
You'll see that life is a ball again
laughter is callin' for you
Down at our rendezvous,
Three's company, too!
*Three's Company Theme*
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BROKEBACK HALLOWEEN
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/mags_mel/brokebackmtn_3667a.jpg)
"They're comin' to get you....Alma."
Night of The Living Dead, by George Romero
Ok, the original name from the movie is Barbara, but I switched it.
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ehhhhh.....what's up, Ennis? I got your carrot right here!
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(http://rocketdock.com/images/screenshots/Daffy-Duck-cowboy.png)
Bugs! I had my eye on Ennis! Youuuuuuuuuuuuuu're despicable!
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It's always about Jack or Ennis with that duck and rabbit! I've been wearing boots long before they came on the scene!
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackmom.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackdad.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/jackman.jpg)
Seldom are the moments so fun and light-hearted as when the family gets together.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
They're all good. The above and the Dame Edna one are my favorites. Thanks Chuckie :).
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Say "Hello" to my little friend!!!
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Brokeback...Take 2
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Jack: F*ck Aguirre!!!
Ennis: I don't wanna f*ck Aguirrie.
Ang Lee: CUT!!!
Take 2
Jack: F*ck Aguirre!!!
Ennis: Jack, you can f*ck Aguirrie.
Ang Lee: CUT!!!
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(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/Mooskanate/LaShawnLureenbenefitsteps.jpg)(http://www.thestylespy.com/wp-content/gallery/editorial-dec-08/whatnottowear.jpg)
Hiya Lureen and LaShawn. We're Stacey and Clinton, from TLC's "What Not To Wear". Your husbands called us to help get rid of your current wardrobe.
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Jack (To himself) "Well dang, ifn that ain't the perfect Christmas gift for Ennis......."
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Brokeback Halloween
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Zombie: "Jaaaack...come to me...I can treat you better than Ennis ever can!"
Jack: "Eat me!"
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Momma, I don't know what you did, but this food is nastier than ususal, and I'm not gonna be eating this slop for the next two weeks!
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Aunt Tanya, it's Lureen. The receipes you gave me, they couldn't get him to eat either.
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Well those were my best receipes!!!!!!!!!
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(http://simpson.a.free.fr/gal/albums/Personnages/Famille_Simpson/simpsons_cowboys.gif)
Marge: Next Simpson Family vacation, Brokeback Mountian!
Homer: And I found us two tour guides to show us around!
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Lisa: $5.00 for a squishy?? That's horrifying!
Bart: What was really horrifying was what Millhouse and Ralph did in their tent last night!
Millhouse: Maybe that would still be a secret if you didn't get all Aguirre on us! We had to do something, durned tent smells like cat wee wee!
Ralph: I peed in the tent last night!
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I put a spell on you
Because he's mine
You better stop
The things that you're doin'
I said "Watch out!
I ain't lyin', yeah!
I ain't gonna let him go
you can't win
I ain't gonna give up on us
Give it up
I put a spell on you
Because he's mine
All right!
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/ennis_gasstation.jpg)
Hmmmm.....sign behind me says they store gays here. Maybe I can find a fishin' buddy now.
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Came upon a bear, is what happened.
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Fortunately, no one knew that the BatCave had a second location on Brokeback Mountain
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Photo manipulation credited to Quiplash
Brokeback Mountain III: Hazzard Mountain
(http://static.flickr.com/11/90306708_34151e623c.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/quiplash/90306708/)
Jake: Lemme get this straight......in this sequal, you're married to your cousin?? :o
Michelle: and you cheat on me, with your other cousin, who's a man?? :o
Heath: Daym....I don't think this one will even get any nominations, let alone actual Oscars!
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Aquirre is very happy that the X-ray binoculars he ordered arrived, and is now able to see into the tent.
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My love, there's you only life
The only thing that's right
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My first love, your every breath that I take
Your every step I make
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And I
I want to share all my love with you
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No one else will do
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And your eyes
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your eyes....your eyes
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They tell me how much you care
Oh yes, you will always be my endless love
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Whut? Ty Pennington? "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition"? Never heard of them.
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Whut? Stacey & Clinton? "TLC'S What Not To Wear"? Never heard of them.
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Whut? Ty Pennington? "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition"? Never heard of them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Priceless, Chuck!
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Jack "Ennis, I ever tell you that you got a nice set of Chi Chis??"
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He tried hard, but Jack could never really "vogue" as well as he wanted.
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While visiting Conan O'Brien, Jake discusses a Brokeback deleted scene, titled "Third Night In Tent".
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Funniest fan story? Ok, was just out on the street, minding my business, and some guy comes up to me, says his name is Chuck, starts doing this with his hands.....says he was flexing the "evil tickle fingers".
I ran as quick as I could!
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Cellar, your pics are interesting, especially with your added words!
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Florence: I see that look in your eyes, Mr. Twist. He may play my son, but he's not.....so back off!
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If I knew that Monroe wore "Underroos", I would never have said "yes".
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Jake (thinking): "Oh honey, as if. and you'd have to open much wider than that anyway."
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Alma Bunny: "Jack Rabbit Twist? Jack Rabbit Nasty!"
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Having disposed of Aguirre, Jack Rabbit prepares to convince Ennis Rabbit into living the sweet life on Brokeback.
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Upon hearing that Ennis wants rabbit for dinner, Alma tries a new tactic.
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Bishop (to priest): Sign don't look right!
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Smurfette: I hope you don't think I'm smurfing too fast....maybe we should put the smurfs on?
Smurf: Fast or slow, I just like the smurf you're smurfing in!
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Smurf: Now Smurfette, you know I can't aford to not smurf when the smurfs are smurfing!
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/smurf2.jpg)
Smurfette: And what about my smurf? ? ? Fine....I'll see if my sister can smurf her!
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Wanna cup of smurfy, don'cha? Piece of smurfy cake?
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Smurfette: What you waiting for, Smurfboy, a smurfing call?
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Smurf: Smurfette, that's my smurfing buddy, Smurf.......we're going smurfing this weekend.
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Brokeback Friends
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/dandydoodles/queer.jpg)
Ennis: Could I be any more queer?
Jack: I know!!!!
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Brokeback Friends
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Jack: Smelly cat....smelly cat....what are they feeding you?
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Brokeback Friends
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Jack: How you doin'??
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm0173.jpg)
I done told ya, the pubic bone is hard, Ennis. It's not my fault you keep forgettin that!
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Brokeback Grease
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/021007/1475__grease_l.jpg)
Sandy: (thinking) Well, my matin' call didn't work, but his matin' dance is sending out signals.
Danny: (thinking) Man, I hope Kenickie is waching
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Kenickie: (thinking) Man, look at him move!
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Brokeback Grease
(http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10101000/10101737.jpg)
Sandy: Want a cup of coffee, don'cha? Piece of cherry cake?
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Brokeback Grease
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Rizzo shows Lureen how to really rock a blonde wig.
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Brokeback Grease
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/greaseshot.jpg)
We may be singin' and dancin', but we're not in formation, so we ain't queer!
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Brokeback Grease
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Greaselightning.jpg)
(Danny) Ummmm.....We may be in formation now, but I ain't no queer!
(Background dancers) Us neither!
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Blades Of Brokeback
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/29/movies/30blad.span.jpg)
(Chazz) You know I ain't queer
(Jimmy) Me neither. Now shut up and skate!
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Blades Of Brokeback
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1168256/photo_02.jpg)
(Chazz) This is a one shot thing.
(Jimmy) That apparently takes place in front of a sold out crowd.
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Blades Of Brokeback
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/blades.jpg)
(Jimmy) Next thing I knew, I was flying through the air...
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Blades Of Brokeback
(http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/blades-of-glory-will-ferrell.jpg)
(Katie) Jimmy McElory......Jimmy McNasty! You two don't go up there to skate!
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Blades Of Brokeback
(http://www.digitaljournal.com/images/photo/Copy_1_movie.jpg)
(Chazz) You been to Lake Placid, Jimmy McElory? I've heards what they got in Lake Placid for boys like you!!
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/madonnabrittney.jpg)
Brittney: You know this is a one shot thing we got goin' here.
Madonna: Oh please! The way your career has tanked, you'll be kissin' me again!
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(http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/Queen_Elizabeth.jpg)
After Brokeback, Americans seem to think that queens dress like cowboys. Me thinks that perhaps it's time for a trip to America, so I can show these people what a proper Queen looks like.
(http://www.davidallenstudio.com/includes/portfolio/img_detail.php?id=85)
Oh, but your majesty, America does know about queens!
(http://enculturation.gmu.edu/1_2/calvin/rupaul.jpeg)
That's right, honey! When it comes to Queens, I've got a leg up on all of you, so "You better work!"
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(http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/spidergyln.jpg)
Little known fact. Before landing the role of Jack in "Brokeback", Jake tried out for the role of everyone's favorite wall crawler, Spiderman.
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/parisbeach.jpg)
paris: hello? this is, like, paris hilton. is this, somebody hot?
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_phone.jpg)
lureen: Paris, it's Lureen. Just wanted to see if you got the card I sent you while you were in prison.
(http://www.nordinho.net/vbull/attachments/how-who-what-quizzes/4828d1125649540-what-happy-bunny-saying-r-u-res2.jpg)
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Madonna: Lureen, honey, let me talk to you about that husband of yours.
As one of the biggest fag hags on the planet, I can help you out in fine tuning your gaydar.
Geez....I've been working with queers since day one in my career,
since my brother was my background dancer in my "Lucky Star" video.
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_phone.jpg)
lureen: Who? Who is this?
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Naomi: Now listen, you need to leave my son alone. he don't love you!
Jake: That's right!
Naomi:Hush, I'm handling this.
Jake: sorry.
Naomi: Now, I'm serious....you need to leave my boy alone. It's over.
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_phone.jpg)
Lureen: Who?? Who is this??
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(http://www.bioscop.cz/_web/_filmy/b_zkrocena_hora/fotografie/nahledy_nejvetsi/037_zkrocena_hora.jpg)
It's funny, I've never seen such a large group of lambs be so silent! And why do I have a sudden craving for fava beans and a nice chianti?
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/alma.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/PDVD_086-4.jpg)
Oh Ennis...... Oh Alma.....
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/alma.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/PDVD_086-4.jpg)
Oh Ennis...... Oh Alma.....
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/alma.jpg)(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/PDVD_086-4.jpg)
Oh Ennis...... Oh Jack.....
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/BBM_cd2_0744.jpg)
Oh hell no!!!
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(http://www.getgreatdesign.com/images/EnnisDance.jpg)
After Jack's death, Ennis opened up a training school for
young ranch hands.
Here's the first graduating class...........
(http://www.benettontalk.com/cowboy.jpg)
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(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w119/jospree/Brokeback/worrieddu6.jpg)
Ummmmmm......Ennis....I understand the need to experiment, but you just can't pull off drag.
(http://blogidaho.biz/wildenstein.jpg)
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(http://www.metrosantacruz.com/metro-santa-cruz/12.14.05/gifs/davey-0550-family.jpg)
Sally: Mother, Father, may we watch TV?
Mother: what did you want to watch?
Davey: We want a western!
Goliath: Geee....I don't know, Davey!
Father: Sure, we'll watch together!
Davey: Oh, the TV Guide says that there's a western on called "Brokeback Mountian". Can we watch it?
Father: Sure Davey!
*turns on TV, FNIT scene happens*
Family: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Ennis: Jack, I thought you said Aguirre said there was no work for us.
Jack: He did, I guess he changed his mind.
Ennis: Well, I guess we can be on Brokeback, and get paid for it.
Jack: Oh Shit......Ennis, look right there.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/dandydoodles/humpsign.jpg)
Ennis: Damn it! Aguirre got no right to do that!
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bigloo.jpg)
Jack: "Uhh, Ennis.....I think you're experiencin' what they call "shrinkage".
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Ennis: So what do we do now?
Jack: I guess we get on in there, and untangle all them Eskimo penguins from ours.
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/ennis_parting.jpg)
I just don't get Jack's fascination with rodeo clowns......
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p137/wildcolumbine/clowns.jpg)
Oh....now I get it!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Brokeback Travel Slogans!
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)
What Happens on Brokeback, stays on Brokeback
*based on - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas- Las Vegas Tourist Board*
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Brokeback Travel Slogans!
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)
Pure. Natural. Unspoiled. Brokeback. The Way Life Should Be
*based on: Pure. Natural. Unspoiled. Iceland. The Way Life Should Be- Iceland Tourist Board*
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Brokeback Travel Slogans!
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)
Where Else But Brokeback? Beautiful one day, perfect the next
*based on: Where Else But Queensland? Beautiful one day, perfect the next - Queensland, Austrailia Tourist Board*
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Brokeback Travel Slogans!
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)
Brokeback is different
*based on: Spain is different- Slogan coined by Manuel Fraga (Minister for Tourism of Spain during Franco's dictatorship)*
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Brokeback Travel Slogans!
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)
The happiest place on Earth
*based on - The happiest place on Earth - DisneyLand*
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Brokeback Travel Slogans!
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)
Touch Your Heart
*based on - Touch Your Heart - Taiwan Tourist Board*
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Brokeback Travel Slogans!
(http://images1.snapfish.com/3477768%3C5%7Ffp348%3Enu%3D3233%3E8%3A2%3E4%3A7%3E23248%3A2598244ot1lsi)
Brokeback. A Destination for the New Millennium
*based on - Vietnam. A Destination for the New Millennium - Vietnam Tourism Promotion Campaign*
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/two_tents.jpg)
(http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/05/17_madonna_lgl.jpg)
Madonna (thinking) Hmmmmmmm......those two tents bring back some great memories........
(http://www.beautifulmadonna.com/gallery/1990/blondambitiontour/039.jpg)
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Blue shirt Gnome: You know I ain't queer!
Green shirt Gnome: Me neither!
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(http://www.tanoryland.com/images/100_4523.jpg)
Girl Gnome: Don't try and fool me no more, Ondel, I know what it means......Bortho Gnome.....Bortho Nasty! You two don't go up there to fish......
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Madonna (thinking) Hmmmmmmm......those two tents bring back some great memories........
LOL... CHUCK!!! that wasn't good for my monitor!! (only water) ;) :D :D
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/BBM_cd2_0744.jpg)
Oh hell no!!!
ROFFLES!!! ;D O0 ;D
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_phone.jpg)
Lureen: Hello?
Voice: We've traced the calls! They're coming from within the house!
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Jack: What in the world happened, Ennis?
(http://creativecorner.home.att.net/Art/Werewolf.jpg)
Ennis: Come upon a werewolf's what happened!!!
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/chinhallbbm5.jpg)
jack: I got you a present, do you like it?
ennis: just what I wanted, a pussy.
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witches of brokeback
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/chinhallbbm7.jpg)
jack: Know what, Ennis
ennis: whut?
jack: flying around on this broom is such a drag.
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(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k263/michelletorre/holidays/greatpumpkin.jpg)
Ennis: I got a candy apple!
Jack: I got a Hershey Bar
Ghost: I got a rock......
Ennis: Jack, why'd you invite Charlie Brown along?
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Ennis: Jack, what's with that pic on your door?
Jack: I decorated for All Saints Day. It's a pic of St. Angela of Foligno. Patron Saint of sexual temptations.
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/angelamosaic.jpg)
Ennis: You may be a sinner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity.
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Brokeback20Mountain.jpg)
Ennis: Jack, now what's with that pic on the wall?
Jack: I decorated for All Saints Day. There is no patron saint for gay people, so I made one up.
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41487000/jpg/_41487178_dameedna416.jpg)
Ennis: I'm glad my folks were Methodists.
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/Brokeback20Mountain.jpg)
Ennis: Jack, now what's with that 3rd pic?
Jack: How many times I gotta say I decorated for All Saints Day?
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/su83.jpg)
Ennis: Just 'cause her name is Susan Saint James, don't make her a saint, Jack.
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jackbridge.jpg)
When youre weary, feeling small,
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
Im on your side. when times get rough
And friends just cant be found,
Like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down.
Like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down.
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0538.jpg)
Aguirre: Some o these never went up there with you.....
(http://un4life.com/images/smurfs.jpg)
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jack_wings4.jpg)
ennis (singing): You......shield me with your wings
I need you angel, can't you see?
hold me, lift me, take me high
spread your wings, take on the sky
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(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t172/ingmarnicebbmt/Nol-1.jpg)
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/brokeback_camp.jpg)
Ennis: I think those guys got their holidays mixed up.
Jack: Whut ya mean, En?
Ennis: Well, it's Christmas, but it's on Halloween we get tricks and treats.
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Ennis: Jack, did you ask Santa for anything?
Jack: Yes, I asked him for something special, but I don't know if I'm on the "naughty" or "nice" list, so I don't know if I'll get it.
*Christmas Eve, at the Twist/Del Mar Ranch*
Santa: Well, Jack Twist was a good boy, so here's the gift he asked for.
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/LennyD51/Christmas%202007/SantaFrosty007.jpg)
I hope he puts the butt plug to good use!
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Ennis: It's New Year's Eve.....wanna watch the ball drop?
Jack: Depends on where your gonna drop it.
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Alma: You still goin' fishin' with Jack Twist?
Ennis: Sometimes........
Alma: Why?
Ennis: Big Nuts on him....the size of apples!
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/big_nutzzz.jpg)
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jack_jimbo.JPG)
It didn't take long for Ennis to find Jack's "G-spot".
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(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Jake%20G/Misc%20Items/002.jpg)
Ennis never recovered from secretly attending a drag show, and finding Jack lip synching to "Like A Virgin".
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(http://nsa01.casimages.com/img/2008/01/17/0801170439452082451.jpg) (http://www.casimages.com)
Ohhhhhh......so that's what Ennis meant when he said he gave Jack a Prince Albert in the can.
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BeetleJuice: Know what I like about you, Ennis Del Mar? You're a dark clown.
You're the complete opposite of the last guy I dated.
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg68/Lifestream52/bozo.jpg)
BeetleJuice: He was such a Bozo!
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BeetleJuice: I shouldn't really talk badly about Bozo.
We did have some good times.....
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/dblshell/BozoTheClown.jpg)
BeetleJuice: Oh yeah, he had some skills!
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(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p137/wildcolumbine/TDK/1232046815721.jpg)
BeetleJuice: The other clown I fell for, well,
it didn't last long at all.....
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t285/donaileche/eso_payaso.jpg)
BeetleJuice: I just couldn't let him give me head
for some reason....
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You been to Mexico, Jack Smiley Twist?
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Happy Valentine's Day, Photo Captioners!
(http://logo.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/240x360_brokeback.jpg)
Jack Wannabe: Hey, we ain't Jack or Ennis, but ya think they'll accept our Valentine wishes?
Ennis Wannabe: I reckon so. We are two cowboys being all romantic like. What's better than that?
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(http://baycityforums.com/images/images/JakeHeathMA.jpg)
Jack: Ennis, pull my finger.
Ennis: Jack, I thought you said you was tired of beans.
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/bitchplease1.jpg)
Twist, I wasn't paying to have the dogs babysit the sheep, while you two stemmed the rose.
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/bitchplease2.jpg)
Bitch, please!
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jake_twins_icecream.jpg)
Jake 2: Moooooommmmmm, Jake 1 got more ice cream than me!
Jake 1: Bitch, please.
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Reese: "What's the matter, Jake?"
Jake: "Shit, I left my blue parka at the café!"
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L.D.: Rodeo, let the stud duck do the carvin'.
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/fayette_beans2.jpg)
fayette (thinkin): stud duck, my ass! Thees green beans have more girth than he does...
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Jack: Ennis, pull my finger.
Ennis: Jack, I thought you said you was tired of beans.
Where is that photo from???
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/rainbow_camp_17.jpg)
Leprechaun: Laddies and lassies, there ain't no pot 'o gold 'neath that rainbow! All I can see is a pair of "3 dollar bills"!
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mama, what's "slash?"
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mama! Daddy won't share his jelly with me to put on my toast. What flavor is "K Y" anyway?
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/grocery.jpg)
She's got an active imagination, huh?
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jack_meets_alma.jpg)
It's like meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife....
Lyrics from "Ironic" by Alanis Morrisette
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Jenny: Daddy, each time you tell that bull ridin' story, I notice something different.
Ennis: Really? That's inturestin'. What did you notice this time?
Jenny: This time, I noticed you've got hair growing of your ears. You need some tweezers.
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/jake_lookinatit.jpg)
It takes a lickin', but keeps on tickin'.
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Mama, how come there's a blue parka in the back of Daddy's truck?
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Mama, I found Daddy's creel case, I've been playing with it. What's "Anal Eaze"?
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Mama, dad don't know Unka Jack too good. Last night, he kept asking Jack, "Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?"
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Cigar Butt "Ever since he got back from that summer on Brokeback, Ennis whispers sweet nothings in my ear. But if he calls me "Jack" one more time......."
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_little.jpg)
lureen: Elmo Del Mar? Oh, your the countin' buddy, or the tickle buddy, I know who you are...
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_phone.jpg)
lureen: Now you listen to me, and you listen good! You're gonna meet somebody in a few years, and you're gonna fall in love. Run away!!!! Remember this conversation, and run away!!! You'll avoid a big mistake.
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_little.jpg)
lureen: Who? Who is this??
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Photo Manip from GNash!
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bobross_2.jpg)
And remember to make your cowboys "happy" cowboys!
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Why did I paint them from this perspective? While I'm a talented artist, I haven't quite learned how to translate that "freshly fucked" look onto canvas.
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(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r308/Newport_Beach_Girl/Jake%20G/Public/Street/2008/023a.jpg)
Reese: Jake, I wear pink lipstick. Care to tell me how that particular shade of red got there?
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/dinner.jpg)
Ennis: Ok, I got all the ingredients on your list.....dinner smells good, but what's 'salt peter'?
Alma: Just a type of salt, Ennis! Yeah, have a great fishing trip!
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Batman: Now you sit down you son of a bitch!
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Jack: We must be doing something right, there's a sign cheering us on!
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Wonder if there's a pair of dueces in this hand.........
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Ennis: "You been to Persia, Jack Twist? 'Cause I heard what they got in Persia for boys like you."
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(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0166.jpg)
Jack: *Sniff Sniff* Ya smell that Ennis? That's the smell of 42 sheep being struck by lightning.
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(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1-300/BBM_cd1_0166.jpg)
Jack:
Ya know Ennis.....*sniff sniff* A rose by any other name would smell as sweet?
Ennis:
Even after it's been stemmed?
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/A001b.jpg)
On one of his rides, Jack fondly remembers "3rd Night In Tent".
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Although he was unable to find success on the bullriding circuit, Jack later became accomplished at Equistrian events.
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Man: Oh! Cigar Butt! You've decided to submit at last!
Horse: Only 'cause Ennis Del Mar ain't here!
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Mare: Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!! You and him don't go up there to fish!! You....
Stallion: You don't know nuthin' about it!
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Mare: We were lucky you and your rider showed up when you did, my rider talks a good game, but he can't ride worth a lick. His feet was out of the stirrups, and he was holding the reins wrong, and he kept getting the signals all mixed up. I'm lucky he didn't get me all tangled up in some sagebrush, or out in the mud somewhere. Anyway.....he can't ride at all....I get the feeling he don't know his left from his right. Your rider looked like he knows what he's doing, maybe he'll teach the one who has me how to do things right. He was having me go round in circles forever, or at least until you two showed up.
Stallion: I didn't catch your name...
Mare: LaShawn....why?
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Biblical Brokeback(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/brokebackmountain/BBM%20CD1/1201-1500/BBM_cd1_1268.jpg)
Jack: Oh Ennis, thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me!
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Biblical Brokeback(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/photocaptions3.jpg)
Jack: Oh Ennis, you maketh me to lie down in green pastures!
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Biblical Brokeback(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/bitchplease1.jpg)
Judge not, that ye be not judged!
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Biblical Brokeback(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h86/BrokenOkie/Photo%20Captions/Heartbreak.jpg)
It is not good that the man should be alone.Bible, Genesis ii. 18.
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Biblical Brokeback(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/sparks.jpg)
Man is born to trouble, as the sparks fly upward..Job 5:7.
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Biblical Brokeback(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/photocaptions3.jpg)
Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity!Psalms 133:1
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Biblical Brokeback(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/BlueWorkBoots/Brokeback%20Mountain%20images/fabreezead.jpg)
Absent in body, but present in spirit. Bible, 1 Corinthians v. 3.
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Biblical Brokeback(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/drink.jpg)
Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that tarry late into the night, till wine inflame them!!Isaiah Chapter 5
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Alma: Oh, so you got a piercing, huh Ennis?
So tell me when you're with Jack Twist
does that mean he's got a Prince Albert in his can?
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Biblical Brokeback(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h86/BrokenOkie/Photo%20Captions/Heartbreak.jpg)
It is not good that the man should be alone.Bible, Genesis ii. 18.
That is too sad........far too sad.
:( :( :( :(
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Ennis: Go easy on me Jack! You forget what it's like to be poor.
Jack: Poor? Well damn, your last movie is at over $600 million world wide! How much are you givin' Alma and the girls?
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Ennis: You getting excited, Jack? I see you've got a little Woody there.
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Cowboy in background: What's wrong?
Cowboy in foreground: Aguirre showed up, and my gun ain't the only thing that went limp!
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Ennis, I'm stepping away for a second. When I get back, that "McCain/Palin" sticker better be gone from your truck!
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The years after Jack's death had not been kind to Lureen......
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HORSE (thinking) : Cowboy don't look right.
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Hello! *wink wink* This is Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, don'cha know! I'm on the campaign trail with a real maverick, John McCain, and I'm making phone calls to everyday Americans like myself to get out to vote for the McCain/Palin ticket! I'm sure you're like me and read all the newspapers, so you know what our platform is, and I am hoping you'll vote for us! *wink wink*
Can we count on your vote?
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Who? Who is this?
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Whoooooweeeee! Yeah!
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I got tired of your dumbass missin'!
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Mama, what did daddy mean when he said he put his "special sauce" in this stew?
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Jack: We must be doing something right, there's a sign cheering us on!
Great caps CD!
I gotta ask; where is does pic from? It´s not in the movie it is?
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Damn. Four years.
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Ennis, I'm stepping away for a second. When I get back, that "McCain/Palin" sticker better be gone from your truck!
:laugh: :laugh:
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Great caps CD!
I gotta ask; where is does pic from? It´s not in the movie it is?
It's not in the movie as we know it. But it was shown in the movie when the TV network Bravo aired BBM. It created plenty discussion. Once for cutting scenes, and second because at FNIT we see camera angles we've never seen before (like in the pic above).
Here's the discussion in Open Forum:
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.0.html (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.0.html)
And here is BayCotyJohn's post with a similar picture:
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.msg382810.html#msg382810 (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.msg382810.html#msg382810)
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It's not in the movie as we know it. But it was shown in the movie when the TV network Bravo aired BBM. It created plenty discussion. Once for cutting scenes, and second because at FNIT we see camera angles we've never seen before (like in the pic above).
Here's the discussion in Open Forum:
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.0.html (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.0.html)
And here is BayCotyJohn's post with a similar picture:
http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.msg382810.html#msg382810 (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,21592.msg382810.html#msg382810)
thanks for that information, Chrissie :-*
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Do you remember when I said: "She's got the papers, and I've got the man?"
Well, the man, that she had, that I took from her,
Is not the man we thought he was at all.
Caught in the middle I don't know what to do
what do you do when your man's untrue
there's another man, in my life
looked very normal 'till I opened my eyes
the man I loved and married loved another guy
there's another man.....in my life
Another man is beatin' my time, another man is lovin' mine
another man is beatin' my time, another man is lovin' mine.
You know, you & I were together, I was so in love with you
but...there was a little bit....too much sugar, and you were little too sweet
I think I wanna stay, but I don't know if I can
lovin' like I do and sharing with a man
there's another man.....in my life
Think I wanna leave but I can't swallow my pride
admit my lover loves another guy
there's another man.....in my life.
Another man is beatin' my time, another man is lovin' mine
another man is beatin' my time, another man is lovin' mine.
*Another Man - Barbara Mason*
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Jack, come into the confessional..........
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Mama, what did daddy mean when he said he put his "special sauce" in this stew?
>:( >:(
ok, can we leave the incest jokes out at least? please?
really really NOT funny.
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Hello??
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Listen bitch! You stop trying to copy my style! I had it first, and no one does it better than me! Do you hear me, you cow? Who the hell do you think you are anyway! Don't make me come over and smack you, I said no, no no!
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_big_hair2.jpg)
Who? Who is this??
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Daddy, what were you talking about before? About Jack Twist asking about Monroe's store's butcher section, around the same time that L.D. disappeared mysteriously?
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Jack: What in the hell happened, Ennis?
Ennis: I came upon a Mary is what happened.....spooked the mules, food everywhere, wasn't a pretty sight.
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/17191__something_mary_l.jpg)
Mary: Well, Ennis, I think I look just fine!
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mary: There's something about Ennis!
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ennis: i told you already, i make enough money ranchin'. I don't want my wife workin'!
What is it you do here anyway?
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alma: It's a customer service job, Ennis. I service the customers.
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm0770.jpg)
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And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them,
and the glory of the Lord shone round about them:
and they were sore afraid.
And the angel spoke to the sheepherers and said:
"Beware, for thine boss, Aguirre, has binoculars with night vision capabilities!"
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ennis: you know I ain't queer!
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/madonna_sunglasses.jpg)
almadonna: Bitch, please!
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Lureen: Well Damn! Where'd my little black dress go? I was gonna wear it to surprise Jack!
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Jack: I can't wait until I surprise Ennis with this!
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Lureen: Well Damn! Where'd my little black dress go? I was gonna wear it to surprise Jack!
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/amadgexmastree__oPt.jpg)
Madonna: No worries Lureen, you can borrow this one!
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Joan Crawford: In the short story, the shirts hung on a nail!
No wire hangers!!!! Everrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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sarah: I came upon a bear once. It had crabs.
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Brokeback of The Living Dead
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Alma (thinking): Oh my.....it's not gonna be
so lonely on this ranch tonight!
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Yes Daddy, we know, Ennis Del Mar is just a huntin' buddy....nuthin' more.
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm1163.jpg)
You really don't believe that, do ya momma?
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Dogtown Mountain
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Damnit Jack, you was right. Hauling my trailer down a
Mexico was the best fuckin idea ya ever had!
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It really IS a sweet life
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Heath/dogtown009.jpg)
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And they even got Old Rose here
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It really IS a sweet life
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/Heath/dogtown009.jpg)
That´s what I´ve been saying for ten years, Ennis
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I´m sorry officer, I didn´t mean to go that fast. Please. Say...maybe I could help you out. Say...have you ever seen Brokeback Mountain? Hmmm?
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Officer: Talk to the hand, this ain't Brokeback, and I ain't Ennis. You're still getting the ticket.
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;) ******Breaking News**** ;)
After long and hard negotiations, I was able to get my greedy hands on a different version of the movie script. It was previously kept top-secret and will reveal the truth WHY Ennis said no to Jack's proposal of a cow&calf operation.
I had to sleep with ask ten different people in Hollywood Riverton to get hold of the secret script,
so I hope you appreciate my efforts! ;D
See what really happened at the reunion camping trip. Enjoy!
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Whaddya say?
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What if you 'n I had a ranch together? A cow&calf operation?
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Uh. Have to think about that one.
Gotta put on my thinking cap hat and rub it.
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mmh ...
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well ....
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dunno ...
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hunh?
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*cough*
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er...
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WTF?
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*phew*
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Jeez! :o
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Does it really have to be cows?
How 'bout sheep, they're smaller, easier to handle.
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/brokebackmtn_2324.jpg)
Hell yes Ennis. When I say cows I mean cows.
You got a f*in problem with that?
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'm sorry, Bud. It ain't gonna be that way.
Two guys living together, with hundreds of cows? No way.
I don't want a be like them guys you see around sometimes
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/Penthesilea06/100405_kuh_big.jpg)
**** Fin ****
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I must say that now, having read this secret script, I fully understand Ennis´decision to say no. His fears was indeed justified. My whole perception of the movie has shifted forever.
that was the funnies thing I´ve seen in a long time, Chrissie!
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I must say that now, having read this secret script, I fully understand Ennis´decision to say no. His fears was indeed justified. My whole perception of the movie has shifted forever.
that was the funnies thing I´ve seen in a long time, Chrissie!
Thank you Monika (even though you nearly killt my eyes with the tiny font ;)).
:-*
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Many thanks to gnash for the photo shop for me!
;D
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Ma Twist: What in the hell are they, Ennis?
Ennis: I don't know, but I think you better call an exterminator!
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Ma Twist: What in the hell are they doin', Ennis?
Ennis: I think it's the Virginia Reel!
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Not realizing he had stumbled upon his first "Glory Hole",
Ennis peeks in, and gets poked in the eye.
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Jack: Hey Ennis, I think I found a spot out in the middle
of nowhere far enough away from everyone! Suit up!
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This thread always has brought a smile to my face, and sometimes LOL fits. Keep it goin'.
:laugh:
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A random day, summer of -64
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Jack (in the tub): I'm so glad we chose this Farm Resort this year, Ennis.
That "Sheepherder Vacation" we did last year was crap, don't you think?
Way too strenuous, with all that riding and shooting and chopping and stuff...
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.......only thing I really liked 'bout that vacation was the tent......
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Jack: I know I said the pup tent smelled like cat piss..... it's mighty nice of you to offer us this instead,
but don't you think it's a bit.....uhmmm..... over the top?
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Ennis (resolute): C'mon Jack. I know you said you enjoyed the thunderstorm and lightning up on Brokeback,
but this is ridiculous. Let's get outta here.
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Ennis to Pope: Hmm..You´re doing it wrong. Not the shoulders...grab him by the ears.
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Ennis to pope: Nope. Might be that you got Jack lured into something, he's always been too friendly to strangers.
But not me. My folks was methodists!
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LOL Monika!!
;D ;D
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Signal. Early summer of -64
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Ennis to Jack: Damn. I know Aguirre said last year we could do with some help up there, but THIS???
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"I didn´t pay you to go up there to stem the rose."
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"Who? Me?"
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"No. I´m talking about them"
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In unison: "Who? Us?"
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"Yep. You."
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In unison: "Naw...we´re just fishing buddies!"
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*Holy shit!*
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LMAO Monika!!!
;D ;D ;D
(mmmm.... få se vad jag kan hitta på nästa gång...... ;) ;D)
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LMAO Monika!!!
;D ;D ;D
(mmmm.... få se vad jag kan hitta på nästa gång...... ;) ;D)
Sorry for stealing all your pics :laugh:
Love your posts, Sonja
(jag väntar nyfiket!)
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Jack: .....but this spa is the best vacation we ever had! Ain't that right, Ennis?
Ennis: Yeah, whatever.....as long as that idiot would stop taking pictures of us every fucking time
we get into a tub, wherever we are...!
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PASTOR (dramatically): "...if any person can show just and sufficient reason why these two
persons may not be joined in matrimony, let them speak now
or forever hold their peace."
JACK: (from back of church): "I believe I have somthin' to say......"
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When Jack finds out that Aguirre has been spying on them, well.....
he decides it's time to go medieval on his ass!
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PASTOR (dramatically): "...if any person can show just and sufficient reason why these two
persons may not be joined in matrimony, let them speak now
or forever hold their peace."
JACK: (from back of church): "I believe I have somthin' to say......"
wow...THAT guy from the alley is stalking Ennis, ain´t he? :laugh:
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Ennis: So, what do ya think?
Jack: David don't look right!
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Dorothy was just shocked to see Jack & Ennis in this type of establishment!
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Jimbo (to himself): I'm going to pretend I don't feel his hand on my ass.
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Jack: It used to come away easy, and now it's like seeing the Pope.
(a few weeks later)
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Jack: Hey Ennis, you were right, it's not so hard to see the Pope!
Ennis: Told ya! Now let's get our asses back to Brokeback.
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Rodrigo: ten dolla....ten dolla....me sucky sucky. Me so horny, me love you long time.
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Ennis: I'll tell the Basque 'no more chilli.'
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Ennis: It's not just your breath that's hot!
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Texas?? Texas??!! You been to Texas Jack Fucking Twist? Cause I heard what they got in Texas for boys like you....
And it ain't raining money or flowing whiskey......They got Texas Gates is what they got!!!
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For Monika:
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The next day when Jack returned to Moose Mountain,
to lie down at the same spot and tell Ennis that maybe,
after all, he was queer, at least a little;
there was nothing there! The whole mountain was gone!!!
And Jack wondered, how the hell did these fanatic Brokies manage to remove a whole mountain
in just one night...
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Texas?? Texas??!! You been to Texas Jack Fucking Twist? Cause I heard what they got in Texas for boys like you....
And it ain't raining money or flowing whiskey......They got Texas Gates is what they got!!!
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f322/buffymon/BM_0225.jpg)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
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For Monika:
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The next day when Jack returned to Moose Mountain,
to lie down at the same spot and tell Ennis that maybe,
after all, he was queer, at least a little;
there was nothing there! The whole mountain was gone!!!
And Jack wondered, how the hell did these fanatic Brokies manage to remove a whole mountain in one night...
*LOL!!!!*
piece of advice - go to Canada now before it´s too late...
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That was the best laughing fit I've had in a long time..... ;)
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That was the best laughing fit I've had in a long time..... ;)
Well Sonja, you better start exercise your laughing muscle's so you're in tip top shape in Stockholm.... :laugh:.....because I truly believe we will laugh a lot :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Well Sonja, you better start exercise your laughing muscle's so you're in tip top shape in Stockholm.... :laugh:.....because I truly believe we will laugh a lot :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I'm convinced we will!!!
Can't wait!!!!!
Did you book your ticket yet?
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(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/behind-the-chutes-carol-miller.jpg)
Ennis: This doens't feel right, Jack......you think we've forgotten something?
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(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/behind-the-chutes-carol-miller.jpg)
Ennis: This doens't feel right, Jack......you think we've forgotten something?
LOL!
I´m starting to see why nothing much ever came of Jack´s rodeo dreams...
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;D ;)
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(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/bobb3.jpg)
Ennis (shouting): You wanna watch it there Jack! That bull looks like it's got a low startle point!
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For my MM hiking companions. You know who you are!!! ;D
(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/6a00d8341c85cd53ef011570a0cd26970b-.jpg)
When the film crew tried to ascend Moose Mountain for some vital shots,
they got lost and all they found was some weird gas stuff named "Shell".
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(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/cowboy_stroke.jpg)
Jack (thinking): I wish I understood why Randall always refuses
to come and visit me and Ennis here at lake Kemp...
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At Aguierres trailer, summer of -64
(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb293/daisies143/hubba/cowboys.jpg)
Cowboy to the left: If those two ranch deuces last summer weren't no good,
maybe a couple of us would do..?
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(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Cowboy%20Pics/1-2.gif)
Horse to off screen horse: You wanna watch it there!! That cowboy got a low startle point!!!
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(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Cowboy%20Pics/1-2.gif)
Horse to off screen horse: You wanna watch it there!! That cowboy got a low startle point!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Hilarious! :laugh:
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(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Cowboy%20Pics/1-2.gif)
Ennis: Next thing I know, I was f-l-y-i-n' through the air (with my guitar).
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(http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt142/azbbm/cowboyguitar.gif)
Cowboy: I'm sick and tired a this. Why did this Mr Del Mar order a serenade-o-gram outside the motel room,
and then not come out to applaude and pay me?
What can they possibly be doing in there for 14 straight hours??
Well....on second thought, maybe not straight......but still 14 hours.....
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm_griffcamp.jpg)
Ennis: Ok, now then..... do you think we moved our camp far enough away now to confuse all those weird Brokies,
who're trying to find it (and weed it!) all the time?
Jack: Yep, think so. They'll never find it here. Doesn't fit with the description on that website of theirs....
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(http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb293/daisies143/hubba/cowboys.jpg)
Group shot for actors trying out for the part of Ennis del Mar in the upcoming movie Brokeback Mountain.
Sources reveal that all actors were given the script for the second night in tent, but that few cut the mustard.
Ang Lee told E!News "when they read that Ennis was holding his hat in front of his crotch upon entering the tent, most of the actors believed he was already naked. I can't work with retards. Peace out. "
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Photo Shop pic done by DCF member AZ.bbm.
;D
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BBMLastSupper-1.jpg)
Ennis: Hey waiter!!!! You didn't carve the turkey right, didn't have no Old Rose, and you gave us one bill! We asked for 13 seperate checks!
Jack: This will be the last supper we have in this place!!
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(http://peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/211.jpg)
After Jack's death, Lureen let herself go.
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(http://peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/211.jpg)
After Jack's death, Lureen let herself go.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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(http://peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/211.jpg)
Lureen: Waiting for a maiting call?
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BBMLastSupper-1.jpg)
I think this one's incredibly well executed, an interesting surreal air to it, referencing more than DaVinci. Fascinating in its own right - kudos to the artist!
Who *is* that 13th person there - ?
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I think this one's incredibly well executed, an interesting surreal air to it, referencing more than DaVinci. Fascinating in its own right - kudos to the artist!
Who *is* that 13th person there - ?
From left to right: Ma Twist, Pa Twist, Aguirre, Randall, Alma, Jack, Ennis, Lureen, LaShawn, Cassie, "young adult Bobby", LD, Fayette.
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"Young adult Bobby"?? When did he go blonde?
Oh, yeah, he ventured into Lureen's bathroom...
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From left to right: Ma Twist, Pa Twist, Aguirre, Randall, Alma, Jack, Ennis, Lureen, LaShawn, Cassie, "young adult Bobby", LD, Fayette.
Hunh. I think it would have worked better without "Bobby" - or Alma Junior should have been there too. Plus if Bobby has aged, everyone else should have aged. Maybe having 12 around the table was too "blasphemeous"? I don't think so.
Probably giving too much thought to this - but it's a great composite, and I've become more aware of Last Supper riffs after all those images you posted in another thread, Chuck.
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Hunh. I think it would have worked better without "Bobby" - or Alma Junior should have been there too. Plus if Bobby has aged, everyone else should have aged. Maybe having 12 around the table was too "blasphemeous"? I don't think so.
Probably giving too much thought to this - but it's a great composite, and I've become more aware of Last Supper riffs after all those images you posted in another thread, Chuck.
But weren't there 13 people at the Last Supper? Jesus and 12 apostles?
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But weren't there 13 people at the Last Supper? Jesus and 12 apostles?
Yep.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/08/Leonardo_da_Vinci_%281452-1519%29_-_The_Last_Supper_%281495-1498%29.jpg/800px-Leonardo_da_Vinci_%281452-1519%29_-_The_Last_Supper_%281495-1498%29.jpg)
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BBMLastSupper-1.jpg)
I like the big horse butt between OMT and Aguirre. How fitting ;D.
What I don't get is why Glenn Close stars as Ma Twist? ;D
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Yep.
Color me totally embarrassed and befuddled, and too tired to think straight at the time of posting.
Being 13 at the table is considered an omen of bad luck and imminent death too, over here - just for that very reason. *sigh* :-X
I like the big horse butt between OMT and Aguirre. How fitting ;D.
I was thinking the exact same thing - *that* would bathe them liberally in odours they *deserved* to smell! :laugh:
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If Jack is supposed to be Jesus, that means that ma Twist is the Virgin Mary. In that case, I´m very happy for her sake ;D
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If Jack is supposed to be Jesus, that means that ma Twist is the Virgin Mary. In that case, I´m very happy for her sake ;D
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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HeHeHeh. ;D
I was trying to figure out who was sitting in Judas's place, but the images don't correspond *that* closely. It's either Aguirre or Randall. So I suppose it really *has* to be Randall, since he actually (supposedly) got to kiss Jesus Jack. :o
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If Jack is supposed to be Jesus, that means that ma Twist is the Virgin Mary. In that case, I´m very happy for her sake ;D
LOL Monika!!
In which case OMT is a carpenter.....
No wonder he needed help to run the ranch!
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I love this photo so much I have printed it out and will hang it up in my house someplace.
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If Jack is supposed to be Jesus, that means that ma Twist is the Virgin Mary. In that case, I´m very happy for her sake ;D
Oh Monika, you are hilarious! I like the way your mind works . . . . Eewww.
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(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/art20-cowboys.jpg)
Aguirre (off screen, binoculars in hand): What the hell?? Between the five of them they're gonna
stem the whole fucking rose plantation!!!
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(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn108/LauraGigs/ReunionKanye.jpg)
Yo Jack and Ennis. I'm happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but La Misma Luna had one of the best reunion scenes of all time. Of all time!
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BBMLastSupper-1.jpg)
What I don't get is why Glenn Close stars as Ma Twist? ;D
Hi,
That's the actual Roberta Maxwell, "Mrs. John Twist" in her street clothes.
She looks pretty dashing, doesn't she?
I couldn't see rendering Maxwell in house clothes after setting up the rest of the cast in their "Sunday Best." ;)
-Stan (AZ.bbm)
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(...) Being 13 at the table is considered an omen of bad luck and imminent death too, over here - just for that very reason. *sigh* :-X
I think at the point in time where artists were painting Last Supper scenes (using DaVinci's perspective techniques), the number thirteen was considered by occultists and pagans to actually be a "lucky number".. Christianity followed suit, I guess..
Even today, the proverbial "Baker's Dozen" still contains thirteen biscuits.. ;)
Stan (AZ.bbm)
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Ad Slogans - Brokeback Style!
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/Obeyyourthirstsprite.jpg)
The pause that refreshes.
*Coke*
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Ad Slogans - Brokeback Style!
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/ThePausethatrefreshesCoke.jpg)
Obey Your Thrist.
*Sprite*
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Ad Slogans - Brokeback Style!
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/ThePowerOfDreamsHonda.jpg)
The Power Of Dreams.
*Honda*
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Ad Slogans - Brokeback Style!
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/WhatYouCraveWhitecastle.jpg)
What You Crave.
*White Castle*
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Ad Slogans - Brokeback Style!
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/ahthesmellofit.jpg)
Ahhhhh.....The Smell Of It.
*Obsession - Calvin Klien*
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*runs from PCaps thread after that last one*
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Ad Slogans - Brokeback Style!
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/ThePowerOfDreamsHonda.jpg)
The Power Of Dreams.
*Honda*
:'( :'( :'( :'(
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*runs from PCaps thread after that last one*
You'd better run fast young man!!!! >:( ;D
They're great Chuck!!
:laugh:
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(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Cowboy%20Pics/BM_0125.jpg)
Jack: What in the hell is it, Ennis?
Ennis: Don't know....but I've got it in my sights.
(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w213/KellyJo09/RuPaul-1.jpg)
RuPaul: Bitch, Please! Jack, honey, don't let him fool you!
Your "first night in tent", was not Ennis' "first night in tent", if you get my meaning!
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm0178.jpg)
Jack: Haa haaaa haaa haaa
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(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w213/KellyJo09/RuPaul-1.jpg)
RuPaul: Hey Jack! I got your
rose right here! Get to stemmin'!
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(http://images.andale.com/f2/117/117/15293637/2006/10/10/PC_307146_CN0004_22A.jpg)
Ennis suddenly realizes that when Jack said that
he saw Ennis as a "night fire", he was really
calling Ennis a big flame.
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm0853.jpg)
Jack (to himself): Yeeeeeeeehaw! Finally! A kiss at midnight New Year's Eve that I wanted!
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm0564.jpg)
Alma: Just think...in a few years, this will be our marriage!!!
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm0564.jpg)
Alma: Ennis, do you see that? The cowboy in the black hat, at the
bottom of the hill, bending over in front of us?
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(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m159/Jannisnasty/BBM/PC_307146_CN0073_02A.jpg)
Alma: Ya got some stuff on your chin, Ennis.
Ennis: Did I get it now?
Alma (coldly): Yes.
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(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/First.jpg)
I thought I saw your face today, I must've been dreaming
It's been so hard for me to face but I've begun believin'
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/second.jpg)
You walked away, because I let you go
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/third.jpg)
You could've stayed but instead I'm here alone
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/fourth.jpg)
Fairy tales, have happy ever after
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/fifth.jpg)
Memories of what used to be, fill me with your laughter
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/sixth.jpg)
I never thought that I could be this lonely,
I always thought that I would have you only
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/seventh.jpg)
I lost the love, I will never love again
nothing lasts forever, and forever is the end
I lost the love, I will never love again
nothing lasts forever, and forever is the end
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/eighth.jpg)
You said that you were my best friend, and now you've left me
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/ninth.jpg)
I'm here alone, I'm without you, still, I still dream about you
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/tenth.jpg)
I see your face, I touch your skin
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/eleventh.jpg)
I can't believe the state of loss, I find myself to be in
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/twelveth.jpg)
Fantasy, is only make believe
Love is gone, I must go on, and make this heartache leave.
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/thriteenth.jpg)
I never thought that I could be this lonely,
I always thought that I would have you only
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/seventh.jpg)
I lost the love, I will never love again
nothing lasts forever, and forever is the end
I lost the love, I will never love again
nothing lasts forever, and forever is the end
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/end.jpg)
I lost the love, I lost the love of life
'cause living without you is like the day without the night
I lost the love, I lost the love of life
'cause living without you is like the day without the night
I lost the love, I lost the love
"I Lost The Love" - Girl's Club 1990
Slighty different style of song than what
get's used here for photo caps.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR9tF1P9d3I[/youtube]
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Brilliant, Chuck!
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(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/First.jpg)
wow - that´s stunning. You don´t happen to have a larger version of it, Chuck?
And thanks for the new additions to this thread. It´s one of my favorites threads!
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(http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt142/azbbm/PinkHummer.jpg)
I love you for your pink Cadillac
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back
Oozing down the street
Waving to the guys
Feeling out of sight
Spending all my money
On a Saturday night
Honey I just wonder what you do there in back
Of your pink Cadillac
Pink Cadillac
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wow - that´s stunning. You don´t happen to have a larger version of it, Chuck?
I think this is the biggest version I have.
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/39-1.jpg)
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(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/gwangi_cowboys.png)
Ennis: Shot a dinosaur, big son of a bitch, balls on him size a watermelons.
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(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/behind-the-chutes-carol-miller-1.jpg)
Jack: Ennis, I hate to tell you this, but I think we forgot the horses.....
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(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/valley-gwangi-a.jpg)
Ennis: Jack, look what I caught today!! Don't think Aguirre will bother us any more from now on!!
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(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/gwangi_cowboys.png)
Ennis: Shot a dinosaur, big son of a bitch, balls on him size a watermelons.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Good one!
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Thanks Chrissi!
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yes, some fantastic work you all have done there. And what great ideas. I love them. Thanks...
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I think this is the biggest version I have.
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/39-1.jpg)
thanks, Chuck!
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(http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af242/coal615/valley-gwangi-a.jpg)
that thing sure looks like it could eat a camel!
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LOL Monika!! ;D
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/imagescowboy-20roller-20skates.jpg)
Ennis was less than thrilled with Jack's suggestion that they
go skating instead of camping that weekend.
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0200-1.jpg)
Jack: So, you're the only queer in your family?
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0194.jpg)
Ennis: Well, there's always been a family rumor
about my cousin, Cletis Del Mar.
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/_MachoCowboy.jpg)
Ennis: We don't talk about him very much.
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(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/6a00d8341c730253ef0120a8763b5b970b.jpg)
#1 (Del Mar): So, you ever go out on the 50 yard line, and think that everyone's lookin' at ya, like they know?
#3 (Twist): Maybe we should get off this field....go play some soccer.
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You must have noticed the name on the back of jersey number 20......
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You must have noticed the name on the back of jersey number 20......
but of course! ;D :laugh:
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/_MachoCowboy.jpg)
Ennis: So, does this look work for me?
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/computer_says_no.jpg)
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/band-camp.jpg)
This one time
on Brokeback
I took my flute.....
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0125-2.jpg)
Jack: What in the hell is that, Ennis?
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/lady-gaga-kermit.jpg)
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0125-2.jpg)
Ennis: I don't know, but if it comes any closer, I'm gonna shoot it!
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/screen-shot-2010-01-13-at-22-08-20.jpg)
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0042-1.jpg)
Jack: Last summer, the lightning killed 24 Gagas......thought I'd asphyxiate from the smell!
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0125-2.jpg)
Jack: What in the hell is that, Ennis?
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/lady-gaga-kermit.jpg)
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0125-2.jpg)
Ennis: I don't know, but if it comes any closer, I'm gonna shoot it!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0225.jpg)
Jack: Rah rah ah ah ah.....Roma Ro ma ma....Gaga Oh la la...want your bad romance
Ennis: What is a Lady Gaga? My folks, they was country music fans.
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Jack: Rah rah ah ah ah.....Roma Ro ma ma....Gaga Oh la la...want your bad romance
Ennis: What is a Lady Gaga? My folks, they was country music fans.[/size][/center]
Just a few minutes ago, on my way back home, I heard this song on the car radio. I asked myself if it was by Lady Gaga. I thought so, but wasn't sure. You hear it all the time when you turn on the radio. I guess it will soon be starting to get on my nerves.
The thought of Ennis meeting Lady Gaga makes me smile. I don't know what it is, but if it comes any closer.... :laugh:
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(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc19/Janssonmamma/heath/BBM%20post%20mountain/BM_1190.jpg)
Ennis: You know I ain't no queer.
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/57.jpg)
? ? ? ?
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/katemossstairs.jpg)
Kate: I heard Ennis is lookin' for me? Sumthin' about a cigar and my butt?
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(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Fanart/a9d25f00.jpg)
Ennis: Damn it Jack! How many times are you gonna shrink our laundry?
Jack: Look, just do what I do...pull down hard on the shirt, & up hard on the drawers, and they'll stretch to fit!
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:laugh:
I had missed these last ones!
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Before Jack, Ennis had had certain...thoughts, and made a few attempts. All with disastrous results.
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(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/snookie-beachjpg-5dd7095ac58e9708_m.jpg)
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm1546.jpg)
"Look, you're my attorney, do somethng about that bitch
from Jersey Shore who's ripped off my hairstyle! And just
what in the Hell is a "snookie" anyway?"
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/BM_0125-2.jpg)
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/kelly5.jpg)
kelly: I promise I won't tell Alma what I saw! I promise! Don't shoot!
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm1040.jpg)
"You moved my blue parka from the closet? Why?"
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/MommieDearest.jpg)
"No more wire hangers! EVER!!!!
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm1052.jpg)
"I think you need to switch to decaf, Lureen."
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm0229.jpg)
Ennis: "You know I ain't no queer."
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/whaqteverhappenedtobj.jpg)
Jane: "But you are, Ennis! You are a big queer!"
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(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/SanFranciscoJohn/4543287712_3760b962bb.jpg)
Ennis: You know I ain't wooden.
Jack: Me neither!
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(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/SanFranciscoJohn/4543287712_3760b962bb.jpg)
Ennis: You know I ain't little.
Jack: Sez who?!
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grumpy otter
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm1275.jpg)
You know I ain't queer!
(http://nogoodforme.filmstills.org/images/otters.jpg)
Bitch, please!
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm1275.jpg)
Ennis: Yeah, you're a real thinker there, Jack "Fuckin'" Twist!
(http://nogoodforme.filmstills.org/images/otters.jpg)
grumpy otter: Bitch, please! Maybe if you put some thought
into it, you'd open that cow and calf operation!
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The GRUMPIEST Otter
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/janook.jpg)
(http://nogoodforme.filmstills.org/images/otters.jpg)
Close, but no cigar! The answer is still "No!"
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Jack: Standin' on this cake like this give ya any ideas?
Ennis: Maybe we should have Lureen bake and decorate it, and then the girls can build us a lego ranch, and we can live there raisin' sheep.
Jack: Well, I think we look good up here.
Ennis: Yeah, you're a really thinker alright....Jack "fuckin'" Twist!
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Ennis' outfit: "You know I ain't queer."
3 Amigos outift: "Perra, por favor!" (bitch, please!)
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(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj282/SanFranciscoJohn/4596207851_79abf04989.jpg)
3 Amigos outfit: "For a gay man's outfit, you're pretty plain. I find that strange."
Ennis' outfit: "Oh yeah, well, your shadow looks like big-headed alien, you freak!"
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Alma: "Why is it that husbands never wanna dance with their wives?"
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Jack: Hey Ennis, I know you didn't like wakin' up to the snow, but I found a way to pass the time!
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/village_snowmen_card-p1377757148209.jpg)
The Village Snow People!
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"BetterMost? What the Hell is that??"
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Ennis (thinking): I wonder if Jack ever checks out other people when I'm not around...
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2843/butt2d.jpg)
Jack (thinking): Someone needs to tell her that her shoes don't match her bag.
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[Confrontation]
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Took this last year, Twist. This is why I'm not hiring you agan this year!
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Jack: Uh, nice set up here, Ennis. So which trailer is yours?
Ennis: The one on top, of course.
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/angeldelmar.jpg)
Jack *thinking*: "Yeah, that halo won't be staying there long."
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/ennis_jack_stare.jpg)
jack: Hey Ennis, when you were a kid did you blow bubbles?
Ennis: yeah, why?
jack: I ran into him the other day, he said to say "hi".
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/ennis_jack_stare.jpg)
Ennis: I thought we were out in the middle of nowhere! What's that?
Jack: That's the line of people waiting to get into the new Twilight movie.
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/ennis_jack_stare.jpg)
Jack: Hey Ennis, which team....Edward or Jacob?
Ennis: I watch the cowboys.
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/hattie_lureen.jpg)
lureen: Jack asked you to do what?
hattie: You heard me! And I told him
I don't know nuthin' 'bout brithin'
no assbaby!
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/goatherderboy.jpg)
(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f234/scubasteve3377/swissmiss.jpg)
"Ennis Del Mar? Ennis Nasty! You two don't go up there to yodel!!"
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(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/BM_1055.jpg)
Bitchy Bobby: He may be Ricky Ricardo's son, but he's as gay as Ricky Martin!
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(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/133310__ethel_l.jpg)
Lucy: Ethel, do you see that?!?!
Ethel: I sure do Lucy.
Lucy: Call Ricky and Fred, make them break 'em up!
Ethel: Ricky and Fred aren't here. They .....went on a fishin' trip!
Lucy: Eeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuh!
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Student: Miss Wilson......what happened after Ennis had to "stand it?"
Teacher: Well......let's see.....Ennis stayed in his trailer, Alma and Monroe had a big family,
Junior and Kurt got married and had a baby. Jenny became a singer, Bobby was
a rodeo cowboy like Jack.
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And the basque went on to fame and fortune playing the bongos,
and married a red head!
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You were on a roll yesterday, Chuck! Thanks for posting the new batch :D.
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Boy, the way Jack rodeoed.
Danced with Lureen nice and slow.
Off to Childress he did go.
Those were the days!
Ennis he did work with steers.
Wed a girl named Alma Beers.
He tried not to shed those tears.
Those were the days!
They did have "first night in tent"!
Passionate 'till they were spent.
Neither would admit just what it all meant.
4 years later, "reunion kiss".
Finding out what they did miss.
Brokeback Mountain gave them bliss.
Those were the days!
Kept meeting throughout the years.
shared some laughs and shared some tears.
Not ranched up, Ennis had too many fears.
Meetings came and went in spurts.
Had their joys and had their hurts.
In the end Ennis had the shirts.
Those Were the Days!"
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Burqa-back Mountain
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(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4129/4840813712_f31ee00cb8.jpg)
Aguirre: Ok, which one of you is Twist, and which is Del Mar?
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Burqa-back Mountain
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4131/4840219969_4092175dfb.jpg)
Ennis: So what do we do now?
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4149/4840194523_38d41a37a4.jpg)
Jack: I guess we go in there and untangle all them Chillean
burqa clad women from ours.
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Bitchy Bobby: He may be Ricky Ricardo's son, but he's as gay as Ricky Martin!
;D ;D
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ha ha I love it!
Burqa-back Mountain
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(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4129/4840813712_f31ee00cb8.jpg)
Aguirre: Ok, which one of you is Twist, and which is Del Mar?
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Daisy Duke: Hiya Jack & Ennis! Thought you might like to meet
my cousins, the Dukes of Brokeback. ;D
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OMG! You won't believe it! They're at it again in the stairwell!
Tongues and hands are everywhere! I've never seen anything
like this in my life! It's just awful! I'm traumatized! You wouldn't
believe it if you saw it yourself!
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g116/CellarDweller115/photo%20caption%20pics/lureen.jpg)
Who? Who is this?
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Ennis: I'm gettin' married when we come off the mountian....pretty little
thing named Alma....here's a pic. She's a real looker, huh?
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(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4116/4880202118_07f73e0884.jpg)
Jack (thinking): "oh, this makes things even easier....."
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OMG! Two men, together! It's so wrong! It's so awful! It's so........HOT! I don't believe this! I have to go take a cold shower now!
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/basque_arethahat.jpg)(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_gaga.jpg)
My bow is bigger than yours! Mine's all natural.
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/basque_arethahat.jpg)(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/lureen_gaga.jpg)
My bow is bigger than yours! Mine's all natural.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
This one is histerical, Chuckie! Please keep them coming.
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/titanic_486.jpg)
Ooooooooohhh. . .
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm0345.jpg)
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/titanic_486.jpg)
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . .
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/titanic_486.jpg)
*sniff sniff* Pass a tissue.....
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Tan guy: You know I ain't pale.
Other Tan Guy: Me neither!
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Very funny - I had to lol at the untangling the Chilean burqa-clad women one. Good one. :)
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fake bake mountain
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/edhardy_douchebags.jpg)
Ennis: Well Jack, you wanted to go somewhere warm....and now we
look like fuckin' raisins!
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/titanic_486.jpg)
Ooooooooohhh. . .
Bunch of Brokie watching BBM. ;D
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fake bake mountain
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/edhardy_douchebags.jpg)
Ennis: Well Jack, you wanted to go somewhere warm....and now we
look like fuckin' raisins!
OMG :o! What were they thinking?
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Jack: Just play it, Ennis! It's my favorite song from the 80s!
Ennis: We haven't hit the 80s yet! And what the hell is a 'luftballon' anyway?
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Jack: Just play it, Ennis! It's my favorite song from the 80s!
Ennis: We haven't hit the 80s yet! And what the hell is a 'luftballon' anyway?
:laugh:
Thanks for the laugh, Chuck. This is seriously funny!
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JACK: You seriously don´t know the lyrics to It´s Raining Men?
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"You wanna watch it there!
That banana looks like it's got a low startle point!"
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Jack was only slightly perplexed when Ennis showed up wearing "guyliner" on Monday......
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20Pics/19-1.jpg)
.....but it was when Ennis showed up in drag on Wednesday that really shocked Jack.
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Ennis: We must pray, Jack! We must pray for strength to resist the tempation that has been placed before us.
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Jack: Bitch, please!
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Ennis: So, what do you think, Jack?
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Jack *to himself* What has been seen, can not be unseen!
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Jack was not prepared for what he saw when he opened
Ennis' email, which was simply titled "Blue Waffle"!
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Having not learned his lesson, Jack opens a second
email from Ennis, this one titled "2 Girls, 1 Cup"!
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grumpy otter: *sigh* They're at it again..... aren't they ever going
to wise up and move into that ranch together?
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Carol Beer: Computer says, "no!"
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Sheep don't look right.
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oh, so this is fan fiction!?
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"Sheep don't look right."
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oh, so this is fan fiction!?
Looks more like fanny fiction.
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^^^^^^^^^
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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exactly what is fanny fiction?
google refused to help...
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Fanny means different things in American and British English.
In one it means bottom, as in ass; and in the other it means - well, 'fitta'.... ::)
And I'm never able to remember which is which! ::) :laugh:
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In American English, fanny=bottom. In British English, I have no idea.
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ah...bottom...that explains it 8)
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Ok, the "fanny" phrase. LOL
In America, "fanny" is a way to refer to one's bottom. It's not unusal to hear a mother say to a child "if you don't behave, I'm going to spank your fanny!"
In the UK (and other countries) fanny is a slang term for........hmmmmmm........a certian part of a woman's body, to quote a song "it's another way to call a cat or kitty".
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of course, Chuckie was a perfect child and never got his fanny spanked. ::)
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If he lived in the UK he wouldn't even have one.
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of course, Chuckie was a perfect child and never got his fanny spanked. ::)
You are so right!
Actually, my parents didn't believe in spanking, and I was never spanked. so there!
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You are so right!
Actually, my parents didn't believe in spanking, and I was never spanked. so there!
making up for lost time, are you?
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making up for lost time, are you?
are you trying to say you believe I'm being spanked now?
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are you trying to say you believe I'm being spanked now?
I'm simply saying that you're so naughty these days, that you should be spanked!
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"Anything interesting down there in ground?"
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naughty or nice?
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/Santa_Bobby.jpg)
hmmmmm....
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Bobby: You better not be putting me on the
naughty list, you fat bastard!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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"You wanna watch it there! That whale's got a low drowning point!"
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Aguirre: "If I sneek upon them in this wildlife disguise, they may not notice."
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Jack new that Ennis didn't have his truck that weekend, but he
was totally surprised to see that when Ennis finally did arrive,
he had come upon a bear.
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What's all this talk about gay cowboys? Why can't cowboys be gay?
Yes, life in the west was hard, but I'm sure they had happy times, and
I say, "If someone wants to make a light-hearted film about happy cowboys
in the old West, then let 'em!" Nobody is sad all the time, and I'm willing
to bet there were plenty of occasions for those cowboys to be gay
back in the days!
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(http://baycityforums.bbmfoundation.org/images/happyvd.jpg)
Patsy: Well bloody hell! Look at those wankers getting all randy on
each other over there! Cheers, Mates!
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(http://baycityforums.bbmfoundation.org/images/happyvd.jpg)
Patsy: Yeah baby! Yeah baby! Go go go!!!!
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Ennis Del Mar never did find out that Thomas Kinkade had
witnessed the fateful turn that his parents had missed.
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Mannequin #1: "Ain't that the pissant that used to ride the bulls?"
Mannequin #2: "He used to try!"
Mannequin #3: "He could ride me any day!"
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Jack Twist's career change from farm equipment to clothing retail
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Mannequin #1: "Hey, when you're done down there, do you mind
giving me a little head?"
Jack Twist: "Whut?!"
Mannequin #1: "You know, a little head? Something I can put a hat on?
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brokeback in 3D
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/threeDaudience2.jpg)
Reaction to "3rd Night in tent, the deleted scene."
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brokeback in 3D
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/threeDaudience2.jpg)
"It's like his tongue is right on my face!"
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Ennis Del Mar never did find out that Thomas Kinkade had
witnessed the fateful turn that his parents had missed.
I heart it. ;D
AND you have 6 guests admiring it too!
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Ennis Del Mar never did find out that Thomas Kinkade had
witnessed the fateful turn that his parents had missed.
Thanks for sharing some goodies here, I like them all. But the above is easily my fav. :)
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When flirtation failed to keep Jack at home,
Lureen turned to her kinky side.
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What ya waitin' for, cowboy? A matin' dance?
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Lureen never did figure out why husbands
don't never wanna dance with their wives.
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Poor Lureen didn't seem to have a smidgin of rhythm.
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Little Richard:
"Well good Lord! Look at those white boys go! Whooooooooooooo!"
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Little Richard:
"Well good Lord! Talk about tutti-fruitti!!"
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Little Richard:
"Well good Lord! I bet they sure do like to ball!!"
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Little Richard:
"Well good Lord! Look at those two Rip It Up!!"
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Woman: Hear me now, and hear me well!
I am telling you, Jack & Ennis were gay!
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Ennis: Gotta be honest Buddy....I'm really gonna give my marriage to Alma
an honest shot. No more visits for us on Brokeback. This is how it's gonna be.
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/bbm0463.jpg)
jack (befuddled): whut??
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Ennis: April Fool!!!!
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Jack: Mine looks better!
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Cassie: Mine is real!
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aunt bee: Have you heard? Two fellas have moved into a ranch
together, down by the old Stevens place.
clara: Really? What do you know about them?
aunt bee: Well, the names are Jack Twist and Ennis Del Mar.
Talk around town is that they're two tough old birds.
From what I saw at the store, I'd say that they're
"friends of Dorothy!"
clara: Really? You mean Dorothy Harris from church? Well
how does she know them?
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riverton r.f.d.
(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/aunt_bee_clara.jpg)
clara: You know, I heard all about their fishing trips!
aunt bee: You don't say! How?
clara: Aggiure is my brother's cousin's 2nd
wife's best friend!
aunt bee: Goodness! That's a reliable source!
clara: I still don't get the Judy Garland connection, though!
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andy: Hey Barney, what if I told
you I've been a Mexico?"
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(http://taxine.com/fullerspicer/aunt_bee_clara.jpg)
Clara: "Well, Bea, I've heard that Andy's been a Mexico."
Bea: "Hush your mouth! Closest he's been to mexico is
the frozen food section of the grocery store!"
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Linda Richman: Oy! The shirt seen always makes me need a moment!
I have to take a break! Here's a topic:
Jelly beans....they're neither jelly, nor are they beans. Discuss.
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A new take on the star-crossed lovers theme ;)
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... the silent embrace satisfying some shared and sexless hunger ...
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J-bunny: It could be like this, just like this, always...
Egg-nis: Told you, it ain't gonna be that way.
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Egg-nis: Told you, it ain't gonna be that way.
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Then, and easily as the right key turns the lock tumblers,
their mouths came together, and hard,
Jack's big teeth bringing blood, whiskers rasping, wet salvia welling,
and the egg opening and Alma looking out.
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Then, and easily as the right key turns the lock tumblers,
their mouths came together, and hard,
Jack's big teeth bringing blood, whiskers rasping, wet salvia welling,
and the egg opening and Alma looking out.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Perfect, Chrissi!!!
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A true Brokie sees Brokeback everywhere! :laugh:
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Those are all wonderful. True Brokieisms.
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topic of the week: FNIT
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Rose: What are they doin'?
Dorothy: shut up, rose.
Rose: but....are they fightin'?
Sophia: They're not fighting, shut up Rose.
Blanche: Well, I don't know about you three, but I'm gettin' urges!
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Sophia: "I know exactly how Alma feels. Picture it, Venice, 1922.
A gondoleer who don't talk much catches the eyes
a young Italian girl as she's kneeding her dough for
a pizza."
Rose: I thought your stories always took place in Sicily?
Sophia: What? I can't travel to another village? Anyway, things
were going well between the two of us, and then he
flipped me over!
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Sophia: "This is the part where he stems the rose."
Rose: "He does what to me?"
Blance: "Oh shut up Rose!!"
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You eat my cherry cake, Ennis Del Mar! I stayed
up all night watching Martha Stewart on TV do the
same recipe, and I copied it exactly!
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My cherry cake recipe!
It's a good thing!
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Obama: Why the hell do we have to wear
these hats while we watch Brokeback?
Clinton: I told you! When you wear these
special "Antenna Hats", you can see
deleted scenes, including a scene called
"3rd Night In Tent"!
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Devilish >:D
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Whut? The mustache tickles when it's pressed up against it?
Then I'm KEEPING the mustache . . .
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Sophia: "I know exactly how Alma feels. Picture it, Venice, 1922.
A gondoleer who don't talk much catches the eyes
a young Italian girl as she's kneeding her dough for
a pizza."
Rose: I thought your stories always took place in Sicily?
Sophia: What? I can't travel to another village? Anyway, things
were going well between the two of us, and then he
flipped me over!
:laugh:
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topic of the week: FNIT
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Rose: What are they doin'?
Dorothy: shut up, rose.
Rose: but....are they fightin'?
Sophia: They're not fighting, shut up Rose.
Blanche: Well, I don't know about you three, but I'm gettin' urges!
These girls are MADE to comment on BBM! :laugh:
Why didn't anyone think of bringing then together earlier?
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Obama: Why the hell do we have to wear
these hats while we watch Brokeback?
Clinton: I told you! When you wear these
special "Antenna Hats", you can see
deleted scenes, including a scene called
"3rd Night In Tent"!
Brokie on the phone: Hello, is this Mukulteo & Fishcombe, the company which made Beatrice's hat for the royal wedding?
Employee: Sir, I have to inform you that it's not a hat. It's of course a fascinator, But yes, we made it.
Brokie on the phone: Whatever, I need 2000 of them.
The photos itself is a killer. :laugh:
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Brokie on the phone: Whatever, I need 2000 of them.
:laugh: :laugh:
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How am I supposed to do THIS in full armor?
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^^^^^^^^^
LOL, Chrissi!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Brokeback Horror Show
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Alma: "Going fishing - that'll teach ya!"
(PS: only some cherries were harmed in making this picture, nothing and nobody else ;D)
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Brokeback Horror Show
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Ma Twist: "Wanna cup of coffee, doncha? Lick the cherries off my arm?"
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Rack Nasty!
(quote by Meryl; nerve by Chuckie)
(sorry, it's really a very nice rack...)
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LOL at the recent additions here!! ;D :laugh:
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Jack looking at Ennis´s arm after FNIT and thinking: so that´s why it hurt like a sonofabitch!
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Jack: Jack Twist. And you aint gonna know what hit ya
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Ennis: Listen, Jack...I'm glad to see you an' all, but...could you take your hand away from my crotch while the girls are here?
Jack: That ain't my hand, friend
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Jack: Jack Twist. Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later
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Jack: I'm bored...wanna go racing on the horses?
Ennis: Nah
Jack: I know...wanna go shoot some coyotes?
Ennis: Not really
Jack: Okay, how's this? I play you a love song and serenade you some, we get drunk, I drag you into the tent and we make sweet love until dawn?
Ennis: Now yer talkin'
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Ennis: Wait a sec...go back to that leash thing...
Jack: ...
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Jack: I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
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Jack : *thinking* Mirror mirror on my truck, will Ennis Del Mar want to f-
Aguirre: Twist! Get yer scrawny ass in here already!
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Jack: So...do ya spit or swallow?
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Jack: *After sneezing* Ewww
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Jack: Is that a harmonica or are ya just happy to see me?
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Jack: Those jeans look a little tight, could I help ya get out of them?
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Jack: Sure I'm good at maths. U + I = 69
Ennis: Huh?
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Jack: Hey, I got a riddle for ya
Ennis: Okay...
Jack: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Ennis: Testi...oh *eyes widen*
Jack: *grins*
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Jack: Hey there sexy, where ya been all my life?
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Jack: Ow ow ow!
Ennis: Sorry Jack, it's gotta be done, won't be much longer
Jack: Can't ya get the lube or something?
Ennis: Trust me, it wouldn't work
Jack: Damn, it hurts!
Ennis: One last suck oughta do it...
Jack: *yelps*
Ennis: There ya go *spits* all better
Jack: Thanks for that
...
Ennis: Jack?
Jack: Yeah?
Ennis: Next time you start chopping wood, wear yer gloves, I don't wanna suck no more splinters outta ya, got it?
Jack: Fine
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Jack: So,uh...you like parties?
Ennis: No not really
Jack: Well you'll like this one. There's a party in my pants, and sweetie, you're the guest of honour! Yeehaw!
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Ennis: *thinking* What's he staring at?
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Ennis: *thinking* Hey he's good looking...bright blue eyes, wide smile, strong chest, and those thighs...wait a sec....
*looks down at himself*
Ennis: *thinking* Huh, never done that before
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Lureen: Jack, come out of the closet already
Jack: Huh?!
Lureen: Your parka's over there *points*
Jack: Oh...
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Jack: You know, I really like meat
Ennis: Yeah?
Jack: Yep, especially with two veg ^-^
Ennis: Huh?
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Jack: So...are ya salty or sweet?
Ennis: Huh?
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Jack: Gun's goin' off...
Ennis: What?
Jack: Nothin'
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Ennis: *thinking* Hmm, not bad
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Ennis: What did I do last night?
Jack: Me
Ennis:...Oh
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Jack: If I were a drum, would you bang me?
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Jack: I'll make you a deal. Shoot me some elk for dinner and I'll let you blow my harmonica
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Jack: If that little dance didn't really do anything for ya, I could give ya a lapdance instead, whaddaya say?
Ennis: Gimme some more whiskey and I'll think about it
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Jack: Ya know, I'm just like a ketchup bottle
Ennis: Why's that?
Jack: Ya gotta keep banging on the end to get the sauce out
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Jack: If I flipped a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
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Jack: Ya know what would look good on you?
Ennis: What?
Jack: Me
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Jack: Hi there. I'm just doing a survey. How tall are ya on yer knees?
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Jack: Balls the size of apples eh? You ain't seen nothin' yet
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Jack: Where's Ennis when you need him?
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Jack: You got a mirror in yer pocket?
Ennis: Why?
Jack: Cos I can see myself in yer pants
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Jack: Jack Nasty loves you!
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Jack: *thinking* Nice...
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Jack: If yer this good with that gun, just think what ya could do with mine!
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Ennis: *thinking* I thought he said he couldn't shoot straight?
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Jack: This finger remind ya of anything?
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Jack: Well? Is it big enough?
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Thanks Kitty for all the lovely laughs... :)
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Jack: Welcome to the Jack Twist Funfair! Free parking at the rear, plenty of rides that go up and down an' around, all the way to the moon an' back! Refreshments include sausages, cookies, trout, whiskey an' other salty kinda drinks. Plenty of fun to be had. Spitting allowed, free entry!
Ennis: What the...
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Jack: Can ya catch cowboy?
Ennis: Yeah, why?
Jack: 'Cos ya got a pair of balls comin' yer way!
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Jack: Hey Ennis! I've got a spare socket over here, come an' plug yerself in!
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Ennis: I love you Jack f****n Twist!
Jack: I love you too!
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Jack: Let's put a sssmile on that face!
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Jack: Got some real nice cream over here, Ennis. Want some to go with that coffee?
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Jack: You know what my favourite letters are?
Ennis: What?
Jack: K and Y
Ennis: Huh?
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Jack: Howdy there. Do you give head to strangers?
Ennis: *clueless* Um...no?
Jack: Well then allow me to introduce myself. Jack Twist.
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Jack: So, are you a screamer or a moaner?
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Jack: You know, I really like trout.
Ennis: Oh yeah?
Jack: Yup, 'specially trouser trout. I can show ya some great trouser trout up there.
Ennis: Uh...okay.
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Jack: Oh Ennis...yes! Yes! Yes! Keep doing that!
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Jack does his best Bugs Bunny impression
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Jack: Hey Lureen, pull my finger
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Jack: Come on, Ennis! I ain't gonna stay like this all day! Get over here!
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Jack: Howdy there, Ennis! Fancy a quickie in the back of my truck?
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Jack: Hey Ennis, pull my finger.
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Jack: You know, I'm just like a magic lamp
Ennis: Oh yeah? Why's that?
Jack: Cos if you rub me, a little genie pops out and makes all yer dreams come true!
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Dear Ennis,
Somethin' you gotta know.
I missed my monthly. I did a DNA test an' it's yours.
See ya soon!
Love,
Jack
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Jack: They say that having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner you'd better have a good hand.
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Jack: Jack Twist. Caution: slippery when wet
Ennis: Huh?
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Horse: Get a room!
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Ennis: Balls on him the size of apples
Jack: Like this? *stands up and drops his pants*
Ang: CUT!
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And that's everything I've got :)
:laugh: :laugh:
Thanks Kitty for all the lovely laughs... :)
You're welcome :-*
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lmao!
Kitty hit the ground running here! :laugh:
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Wow!
You're some prolific photo captioner, Kitty!! :laugh:
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Thanks guys :)
I'm a member of the ennisjack forum, and those are my best ones from the last few months, thought I'd post them over here ;D
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Jack: Kitty's a lively little gal.
Randall: Woman talks a blue streak. And I do mean blue. ;D ;) ;D
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Um, thanks, but...
just a heads up, I HATE that guy. Makes me want to punch something. Preferably him >:(
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My head's spinnin' from all them great captions. Thanks, Kitty!
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My head's spinnin' from all them great captions. Thanks, Kitty!
I just burst out laughing at that gif :laugh:
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I just burst out laughing at that gif :laugh:
I just hope you're not prone to seizures. Cheers, Paul
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Thanks guys :)
I'm a member of the ennisjack forum, and those are my best ones from the last few months, thought I'd post them over here ;D
We appreciate it! And welcome and thank you for sharing!
8)
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Great caps, Kitty!
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I just hope you're not prone to seizures. Cheers, Paul
Nah I'm good :)
Thanks everybody :-*
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Jack: Call me!
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Ennis: Oops, sorry Jack.
Jack: An' you say my aim's bad.
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Jack: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddle-dee-dee, there they are standing in a row...
Ennis: ...
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Brokeback Friends
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Ennis: You know I ain't queer
Jack: Oh...then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for
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Jack: *murmuring*
You put yer right hand in, yer right hand out
In, out, in, out and shake it all about
To do the hokey pokey ya gotta turn me 'round
That's what the film's about! Yeah!
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Jack: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...
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Ennis: Hey Jack, remember that summer up on Brokeback, when Joe was watching us from over there?
Jack: Sure do, but he was watching from over there!
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Before "First Night In Tent,"
Jack tries to get Ennis in the
mood with a new album he got
at the record store before
going up on Brokeback.
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LOL Chuck!
Poor Svetlana, if only she knew what you did to her.... ::) :laugh: :laugh:
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Miss Wilson: Yes, Stevie, it is a wonderful story, but I don't think
it should be the class play this year.
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Jack: Are you a parkin' ticket? Cos you got fine written all over ya
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Jack: Are you a parkin' ticket? Cos you got fine written all over ya
smooth, Jack. Very smooth.
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smooth, Jack. Very smooth.
Isn't he just? ;)
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Jack: We're here! We're at the Olympics!
Ennis: Hush your mouth and focus! This is a one-shot deal!
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Jack: It's goin' great! Our moves are in synch!
Ennis: Now if you land your throw triple loop,
you won't just get a gold medal, you'll
get a pearl necklace too!
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Hello Chuck ;)
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great photo caps, Kitty. I think you're the queen of the photocaps ;D
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great photo caps, Kitty. I think you're the queen of the photocaps ;D
:o
*blushes*
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Hunting Tips
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Ennis: Jack, one of the most important rules
for hunting is to make sure you
have the proper stance.
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Jack: Ya mean like this, Ennis?
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Jack: Ya know, I hear the mountain's a good place to spot planets from.
Ennis: Oh yeah?
Jack: Yep. I bet I'll be seein' Uranus one of these nights.
Ennis: Huh?
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BBM Movie Misquotes
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Aguirre: In other news...the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.
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Bruce Almighty
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BBM Movie Misquotes
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Aguirre: In other news...the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.
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Bruce Almighty
He he :)
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Hunting Tips
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Ennis: Jack, one of the most important rules
for hunting is to make sure you
have the proper stance.
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Jack: Ya mean like this, Ennis?
Love it! :laugh:
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Aguirre: You'll absolutley luuuuuv it up there. When I was your age, and I was up there with my bud,
we had sooo much fun with the sheep, you wouldn't believe it. It's like summer camp, only better.
Normally I should ask you to pay for the priviledge.
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BBM Movie Misquotes
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Jack: You don't think I'm too fast, do you? Maybe we should put the brakes on?
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Ennis: Fast or slow, I just like the direction you're goin'.
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Here's a movie misquote for you!
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Honey - you seen my blue parka?
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More movie misquotes!
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I said No more beans!
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Movie misquotes!
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How about we move inta town... that little place up over the laundromat is for rent, bet we could fix it up real nice!
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Misplaced movie quotes!
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Why is it always so friggin' cold? We oughta go south where it's warm, you know, we oughta go to Mexico!
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Movie Misquotes!
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Tent don't look right.
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Misplaced movie quotes!
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How bout if I knock yer teeth down yer fuckin throat?
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Great movie misquotes! ;D
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LOL - very funny Louise, especially the one from 'Casanova'. :)
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Hee hee, thanks. I just couldn't resist that Jokerface with an Ennis comment. I should find some more Joker faces.
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Mismatched movie quotes!
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Whoa whoa whoa it ain't gonna be that way!
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Misplaced movie quote!
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Got tired a yer dumbass missin.
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Misplaced movie quotes!
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You know I ain't queer.
Me neither.
This is just a one shot deal we got goin here. Nobody's business but ours.
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Misplaced movie quote!
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We gotta try, at least we can get the count right for Aguirre.
Fuck Aguirre!
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Misplaced movie quote!
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Do I look like I could afford a fuckin ropin horse?
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Misplaced movie quote!
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Your folks just stop at Ennis?
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Misplaced movie quote:
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I come upon a bear's what happened.
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Misplaced movie quote!
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I wish I knew how to quit you.
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Misplaced movie quote!
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I wish I knew how to quit you.
good ones! ;D
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Jack: Is this right, Ennis?
Ennis: Wrong head, Jack...
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Wait, what?
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Friend this letter is long overdue.
Coming through on the 24th.
Drop me a line, say if you're there.
Jack
P.S. You owe me four years' worth of child support.
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Wait, what?
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Friend this letter is long overdue.
Coming through on the 24th.
Drop me a line, say if you're there.
Jack
P.S. You owe me four years' worth of child support.
wait...what? Now that is a twist!
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Jack: Ya know, I coulda been a doctor.
Ennis: Oh yeah?
Jack: Sure. I'm real good at prostate exams. If you ever need a checkup just let me know.
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Last year there was a lot of predator loss......
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Sheep ate 42 sheepherders, I don't want that to happen again.
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At night, Ennis scared Jack with stories
about Jeb, the sheepherder that Aguirre
hired last year, but didn't survive the summer.
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Black Sheep Brokeback!
This summer, the SHEEP have the mint jelly!
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Very good Chuck! :laugh:
Althought those images scare me a little :o
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miss francis: Let me see......your unattractive,
you smell, and you have a bad temper.....
are you green, furry, and live in a
trash can on Sesame Street?
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Mr. Allen: He's not green and furry?
Well shit! I thought he
was The Grinch!
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After being rejected by Ennis Del Mar, Cassie underwent
numerous plastic surgeries to boost her sagging self-esteem.
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alma junior: daddy! Do you really think that your daddy
did that awful thing to Earl??
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...'cause if he did, I think it's safe to
say that karma bit him back hard, huh?!
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miss thing
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excuse my beauty....
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beauty? Bitch, please! You best get yourself a mirror!
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dubya: Brokeback Moutian? I've heard of it but never seen it.
I'll be glad to talk about ranching, though!!
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Alma Jr: Momma I need more crayons.....
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Saturday Morning Brokeback
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Ennis: Yeah, so, I need your help, Super Friends. I really need to see Jack,
but I just can't get the time off work. Can you help me?
Superman: We'll do what we can! We'll split up, and make it all fall into place!
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I'll fly over to to Aguirre's trailer, and lift it to the other side of Brokeback,
with Aguirre in it! He can't spoil the visit then. Up...up...and away!
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I'll take my invisible jet and go to the ranch, and round up all the herd, so Ennis
isn't needed!
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We'll go to Childress, sneak into the Newsome tractor yard, and mess
with the books! Lureen and her dad will be too busy fixing it to
notice that Jack is gone!
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I'll get over to Monroe's market, and cause issues that will require Alma
to have a lot of overtime, she won't be able to keep track of Ennis.
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Ok Zan, so what do we do?
That's easy Jayna, we go up to Don Wroe's place, and use my powers to
cause a snowstorm that will keep him at home, and away from the cabin,
leaving it for Jack & Ennis.
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Wonder Twin powers.........activate!
Jayna: Shape of...an eagle.
Zan: Form of...a storm cloud.
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Brokeback change a letter
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Alma: You still go fisting with Jack Twist?
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Ennis: What are ya doin'?
Jack: Dr Del Mar, I'm ready for my prostate exam now...
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Nursery Rhyme Jack
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Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack wants En to grab his candlestick!
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Jack *singing*:
Jingle bells
Aguirre smells
En an' me are gay
Foreskin to peel
And ass to feel
Makes a happy holiday, hey!
Happy holidays! ;D
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Isis: Don't try to fool me no more Shazam! Superman....Super Nasty! You two
don't go out there to fight crime....
Shazam: You don't know nuthin' about it, Isis.
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Rodrigo - "You like my face? For $100.00, when we're done, I'll let you kiss it."
Fonzie: "For $100.00, when we're done, I'll let you sit on it, Jack!"
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I just got a tip that The Joker
is about to menace Gotham again!
Get me Commissioner Gordon
right away!
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Who? Who is this?
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Telephone scenes from movies
always seem to be so pivitol, don't
you think?
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Who? Who is this?
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Barney: We understand that you have
a murder to report in Childress, Texas? The
police haven't been able to help you there,
but we're willing to help you!
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I really need to change this phone number....
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Repressed Childhood Memories - Alma Jr.
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Alma Jr: Next thing I knew, I was plummeting through the air.....
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Ma Twist: You'll want a cup of coffee, doncha? Piece of Cherpumple?
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Ennis: A piece a whut?
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Audience: Dozy Embrace? I'm the one feeling dozy up here! Spice up that performance!
Give us a "third night in tent"! Do it Jake! The fur tickles!!!
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Jack: And just who in the Hell is that, Ennis? I had to go and steal one of your
shirts, and you just LET him borrow your jacket?
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Jack: Hey Ennis, see that guy there? That's Rick Perry, governor
of Texas. He says that gays can't be in the military.
Ennis: Really? But I guess it's ok for them to be in politics, huh?
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Man that cake is a tall mountain. Probably 0 calories, right?
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Ennis: I couldn't find Jack's blue parka either, but I found your pink evening gown!
Lureen: And I found daddy's old tux! Let's go to that church social and make that fire and brimstone crowd shit themselves!
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Man that cake is a tall mountain. Probably 0 calories, right?
Oh, I'm sure.....perfect for dieters!
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Cameron didn't think "First Night In Tent" was such a big deal to watch....
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However, the deleted scene with the double-headed dildo was a different story.....
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Alternate Universe
In an alternate universe, Ennis said "yes" to the sweet life, and he and Jack had a ceremony, and went on a honeymoon!
See that romantic trip to Rome as the hot sequal.........
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Brokeback Fountain
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Bobby: I don't think your wig looks so good on me, Momma.
"Momma": I keep telling you, I'm not your momma. I'm Sinead O'Conner.
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Bobby: Do you think it suits me, Momma?
Lureen: You'll grow into it, you'll see.
TEN YEARS LATER
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Bobby: Momma, you were sooooo right! You better work!!!!
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Husband: That's ok honey, I'll just give Jack Twist a call.
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Alma shows a neighbor a pic she took when
she caught Jack and Ennis in the stairway.
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Mitt Romney: Jack & Ennis were straight, they did not kiss on Brokeback,
and finally, there was no tire iron, it really was an accident.
Newt Gingrich: Bitch, please.
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Mitt Romney: Oh for Pete's sake, how can you say that Jack quit Ennis?
Newt Gingrich: Well if he didn't, how the Hell do you explain Randall?
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Jack: Well, look who decided to come crawling back to Texas.
Have anything to say for yourself?
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Rick Perry: I wish I knew how to quit you!
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Love 'Brokeback Fountain'!!!
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Great pics and quips Chuck. :laugh: :laugh:
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ALMA'S PRIM BUT NOT SO PROPER MOTHER
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Oh Alma dear, I know mothers are supposed to let their children
make their own mistakes, but I wish I had warned you about
Ennis Del Mar! First time I saw him, I thought to myself: "Now
there's a man who spends more time on his knees than a preacher!"
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Jack: Just think of me as a bus, Ennis. You can ride me as long as you want, then when you wanna get off, just ring my bell.
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Jack: *thinking* If I pretend to choke on that bacon, maybe he'll do that Heimlich thing on me...
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Ennis: *thinking* If he chokes on this bacon, I can do that Heimlich thing on him...
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Brokeback Friends
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Jack: Hey...how you doin'?
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Alma Jr: *thinking* Wow! Well done, Dad!
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A slightly different take on a certain movie.... ;)
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OMG, Chrissi, that's hilarious!
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OMG, Chrissi, that's hilarious!
I like esp. the "Do not disturb" sign and the boots on front of the tent. :laugh:
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I like esp. the "Do not disturb" sign and the boots on front of the tent. :laugh:
When the tent's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'! ;)
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Jack: Hey, Ennis...I know a game we can play in that tub in the bathroom. It's called 'Hide The Soap'...you wanna play?
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A slightly different take on a certain movie.... ;)
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Chrissi, that pic is hysterical!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Jack: Yeah, come on. You know you want it, you know you want it too, come on. Let's just be bad, it'll feel so good.
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Jack: You know what my Indian name is?
Ennis: What?
Jack: Deep Throat.
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Yes, this is...uh....Ernie....I'm looking for Kermit.
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Who? Who is this?
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Sam: You may now kiss the bride.....and if you don't, I will!
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Beaker: Meemeeemeemeeemeemeee
Bunson: Beaker! I told you I ain't queer!
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What ya waitin' for, Fozie? A matin' ribbit?
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After watching the Swedish Chef's attempts to turn the moose
he caught into chocolate moose, Rolf decided he should be
the camp tender, and do all the cooking.
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Very borky, Chuck!! 8)
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Nursery Rhyme Jack
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Jack:
Hickory Dickory Dock
I love my Ennis's c**k
He's quite a sight
I'll ride him all night
Hickory Dickory Dock!
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Jack: I heard a rumour that you like gettin' head. Just so happens that I like givin' it.
Whaddaya say we go out to my truck an' make each other happy?
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I took care of them there mechanics Jack...
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Jack: I'm good with computers, too. Wanna check out my hard drive?
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Morman Mountain
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Is that what Brokeback was about? Well shoot, I would've watched that!!!
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Amityville Mountain
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Ennis: Jack, I followed the directions, I found your folk's house. Jack, ya 'round?
House: GET OUT!!!
Ennis: Too bad I can't stay......See ya in August, Jack!!!
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So that was 'Brokeback Mountain.'
I was hoping for more sex scenes.
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I don't know who this 'Randall' is but I don't like him.
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Jack Nasty indeed.
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He won't give Ennis the ashes?!?!?!?!
Off with his head!!!!
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I need to tell Kate to stop sending these links,
I don't like AU/AU, I'd much rather read canon.
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What are those two cowboys doing in the stairway of Buckingham Palace?
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Alma was willing to go to any extreme to get Ennis to propose marriage.
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Lureen: "Position the head of your erection at the entrance of my sex !"
Jack: "Whut?"
Lureen: "You ain't read '50 Shades of Grey'?"
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Jack: "Position the head of your erection at the entrance of my sex !"
Ennis: "Whut?"
Jack: "You ain't read '50 Shades of Grey'?"
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Jack: Down down down
in a burning
ring of fire!
Ennis: Sorry Jack! I'll tell
the basque to bring
more lube next time.
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Jesus don't look right!
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Jack: What in the hell is that, Ennis?
Ennis: I don't know, but I don't think
we're on Brokeback anymore!
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Wanna cup of coffee, doncha?
Piece of Jesus toast?
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Ennis: I never did think he had no talent.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You're on a roll, Chuck!
Love the ones with the Queen, and the 50 SoG ones!!! ;D ;D
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Jesus don't look right!
Let´s hope Jesus smelled better than cat piss O0
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I don't know who this 'Randall' is but I don't like him.
I think I look exactly like that too, when watching the scene with Randall and Jack :laugh:
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Oh Lord. These are so funny they brought tears to my eyes - the ones with the Queen liking canon better than AU, Jack reading 50 SoG, and Alma running the marathon, and Ennis not liking the painting, and Mrs. Twist and the toast. Very funny!
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You're on a roll, Chuck. Love 'em all! :D
I don't think we're on Brokeback anymore. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
And poor Bob! He would have painted a happy Jesus. ;D :laugh:
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The Dark Bob
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Let's put a smile on that face!
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Brokeback Royals
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Queen: You been a Vegas, Harry?
Harry: Hell yes I been to Vegas. Is that a fuckin' problem?
Quuen: I got to say this to you one time, and I ain't foolin'.
What I don't know, all them things I don't know ...
could get you killed if I should come to know them.
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Jack: Dammit Ennis! If I'm fat, it's 'cos of you! Ain't you never heard of condoms?
Ennis: Yeah, they're in the same aisle as the ketchup. What's your point?
Jack: *sighs*
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Brokeback Royals
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Queen: You been a Vegas, Harry?
Harry: Hell yes I been to Vegas. Is that a fuckin' problem?
Quuen: I got to say this to you one time, and I ain't foolin'.
What I don't know, all them things I don't know ...
could get you killed if I should come to know them.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Whatever happened to Queen's English? ;D
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Ennis: I ain't goin' in, I ain't goin' in, I ain't goin' in...
Jack: Ennis! Get in here so I can kiss ya where the sun don't shine!
Ennis: Holy shit, I'm goin' in...
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Ennis, you make phone sex fun!!!
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It's a voice from the past! If you could go back and change
one thing in your life, what would it be?
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k463/dcfmod/pcaps/BM_1320-1.jpg)
Who? Who is this??
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Departing from their usual black-and-yellow design,
Cliff Notes releases their version of Brokeback Mountian.
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Rather than wait on line at the Brokeback location of McDonalds,
Jack & Ennis decide to go huntin' for an elk.
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Jack's & Ennis' tandem horseback ride was really peaceful,
until Ennis found out how ticklish Jack was.
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Ennis looked over his shoulder, to make sure he wasn't being watched. His bag
contained the hair of dog and eye of newt. His last ingredient was a handful
of cemetary grass. Then he would meet Jack on Brokeback, who would have the
essential oils, wing of bat, and a spider's web. Under the full moon they'd cast
the good luck spell, and good fortune would be theirs!
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Ennis: No reason to stare that way, Jack.
Jack: Sorry....I just can't believe you watch Honey Boo Boo!
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Jack: You want me to put my whut....where?
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Alma: So......Jack Twist enjoy the Knife & Fork?
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Ennis: Don't know, gotta ask him. *shouts* Hey Jack, did you enjoy the nice fuck?
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Alma: So......didn't catch no fish? Ain't that a drag?
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Ennis: Huh? Oh, no, Jack don't do drag, but he'll dress up like
a rodeo clown if I ask, right Jack?
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Alma: So......Aguirre cute you out of a month's pay?
Well, ain't that a pain in the ass?
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Ennis: Huh? Oh, Jack hurt for a while, but when the basque
gave us extra butter, it was all good, right Jack?
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/cccccarol/tgiving4pq7.jpg)
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LOL, Chuck, you're on a roll here! Good ones! :laugh:
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LOL, Chuckie! :laugh:
I love smiling, confident, if clueless Ennis.
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From the back of the closet............
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To the front of the stage.
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^^^^^^^^
Very poignant, Chuck!
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Aguirre-cat: You guys wasn't paid to dance
the Pas de deux up there
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Jack-cat: WHAT? ? ? ? ? ?
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Cat Twist? CAT NASTY!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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;) ;D
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Alma: So......did he like your flap jacks?
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Ennis: Don't know, gotta ask him. *shouts* Hey did you like my slaps, Jack?
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Alma: Well now, ain't this a bitch?
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Ennis: Oh, he ain't my bitch, but he's definitely my bottom! Rigth Jack?
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Alma: He thinks I'm 'mousy'? Well that's not kind ta say.
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Ennis: *shouts* Hey Jack, she thinks your kinda gay!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Taking care of the sheep: we could just phone it in!
http://inhabitat.com/jean-luc-cornecs-re-purposed-rotary-phone-sheep/ (http://inhabitat.com/jean-luc-cornecs-re-purposed-rotary-phone-sheep/)
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Very
photophonegenic sheep, Lee!
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Jack: Aguirre was here today? What did he have to say?
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Ennis: He said you were a no-good piece of shit. I corrected him, told him
you were a piece of ass!
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Jack: Aguirre was watching us? How?
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Grumpy Cat: I gave him the binoculars.
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Ennis: Aww, you're so cute! I just wanna pet you!
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Grumpy Cat: If you wanna touch pussy, go see Alma.
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Want a cup of coffee, doncha? Piece of cherry cake?
(http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/10/blog_images/grumpy-cat-2.jpg)
Grumpy Cat: What would you know about fresh cherries?
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Momma I need crayons.
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Grumpy Cat: And a new hairstyle, better clothes, and a clue about your father.
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Good ones, Chuck; I like them all! :)
Helga posted a Snoopy pic on FB and I just knew the fitting line:
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Damn tents smell like cat-piss or worse!
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Love the BBM/Grumpy Cat crossover!!! :laugh:
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Good ones, Chuck; I like them all! :)
Helga posted a Snoopy pic on FB and I just knew the fitting line:
(http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss192/Penthesilea09/Snoopytent_zps6007c576.jpg)
Damn tents smell like cat-piss or worse!
:laugh: :laugh:
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No matter how hard they tried,
some of the Kama Sutra stuff was just too damn impossible to achieve
for non-Indians like Jack and Ennis.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Aguirre: You guys wasn't gettin paid to leave the dogs baby-sit the sheep
while you stemmed each other.
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Alma Jr.: Momma, is it true what they say about men with big feet?
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Alma: Shall I tell her to go ask Jack?
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Mama, Mama, does daddy put K Y Jelly on his toast?
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Alma Jr.: Momma, are those men from the circus?
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Alma: No sweetie, they'r what we call "attention whores."
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Aguirre: You guys wasn't gettin paid to leave the dogs baby-sit the sheep
while you stemmed each other.
Jack and Ennis in chorus: "We TRIED to stem each other!
If you had spied on us a little more meticulously,
you'd have known that we never actually MANAGED to stem anything at all,
let alone each other!!
Hmpf! That damn Kama Sutra...
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Alma Jr. - - - The Middle School Years
Geography
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Alma Jr.: Sure I know where Brokeback Mountain is! That's where Daddy
and Uncle Jack get their rocks off!
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Alma Jr. - - - The Middle School Years
Religion
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Alma Jr.: Miss Crabtree....that whole "lie with mankind" thing,
does that count if they're in a tent?
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Alma Jr. - - - The Middle School Years
Mathematics
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Alma Jr.: Daddy catches 20 fish, and gives half to the neighbor,
how many does daddy have left? I don't know, daddy
never did bring any fish home.
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Alma Jr. - - - The Middle School Years
Home Ec.
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Alma Jr.: I know I'll be good in the kitchen! Momma does
the cooking, and daddy knows how to hide the salami!
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Alma Jr. - - - The Middle School Years
School Uniforms
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Alma Jr.: Momma says she likes the uniforms, she doesn't have
to worry about buying me new clothes. Uncle Jack says they
lack imagination and take away our individuality, so he told
me to wear this big-ass bow in my hair! Daddy just mumbled.
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Alma Jr. - - - The Middle School Years
rumors
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Alma Jr.: Miss Crabtree, Stacey says that my Daddy and
Jack don't go up on Brokeback to fish. Honestly, I think
her brain is pulled too tight from all those damn bows in
her hair. And that's why her face looks that way, too!
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Alma Jr. - - - The Middle School Years
Religion
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Alma Jr.: Miss Crabtree....that whole "lie with mankind" thing,
does that count if they're in a tent?
:laugh:
Miss Crabtree: No, sweetheart, it doesn't apply. Don't worry about it. Now you give your daddy and Uncle Jack some privacy so they'll be happy campers. :)
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Jake (to himself): Radio Disney, huh? Fluff interview! Piece of cake! Nothing I can't handle.
Interviewer: So, Jake......Brokeback Mountain - first night in tent, did you really touch Heath's dick? Did you really fuck?
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Jake: Really? ? ? ?
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Alma Jr. - - - The Middle School Years
laughter
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Alma Jr.: Miss Crabtree, Stacey laughed when I told her that
when it comes to chewing tobacco, my daddy
likes it in the can!
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Alma Jr. - - - The Middle School Years
Religion
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Alma Jr.: Miss Crabtree, Daddy says it doesn't matter if
he's a sinner, the Pope won't judge him!
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Alma Jr. - - - The Middle School Years
Biology
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Alma Jr.: It is TO a type of fish! My daddy says he
catches Trouser Trout each summer on Brokeback!
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Alma Jr. - - - The Middle School Years
misunderstanding
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Alma Jr.: If the bible says that condiments are bad,
why does momma put them on our sandwiches?
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Get the Hell out of my trailer.
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Get the Hell off of my planet.
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I'll be eating this food for the next two weeks.
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I could rip out your tongue....
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You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?
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I used him for bait.
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You're a real thinker there.
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Don't be jealous.
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Goddam bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.
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Welcome to my world.
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Alma's attempts to get Jr. into the Little Miss Riverton pageant don't go so well.
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After Kurt left Alma Jr., she went through a rough patch.
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Love the Grumpy Cat/BBM merge! :laugh:
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Jack: ...and why is it always in the friggin cold?
Ennis: Dammit, because the fuckin cold is everywehere.
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;D :laugh:
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Ennis: "Is that the Lamb of God?"
Jack: "Nope, just harder to sneak little boys into the Vatican these days."
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LOL Chuck! ;D
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;)
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He he. Love the Aguirre ones. That look says it all, no words needed.
(funny for photo captions, but oh man, our poor boys)
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Jack: What you got there, Ennis?
Ennis: A book for you to read.....
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Ennis: So, what took you so long with the supplies?
Basque: Governor Christie wouldn't let me cross.
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Uhm...what's the double entendre to "toss my salad"? I guess there must be one, since it doesn't make sense at all.
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Uhm...what's the double entendre to "toss my salad"? I guess there must be one, since it doesn't make sense at all.
I suggest you check the urban dictionary.
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I suggest you check the urban dictionary.
Well, I did.
Thanks for the suggestion, I often forget about the urban dictionary.
And yes, that book title seems a tiny bit....uhm....unfortunate.... ::)
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Yeah, my wife is getting tired of me working at this dirty job. She don't like
the smell of asphalt and tar, and she's always complaining that I can do
better, and that my body is gonna give out one day. I keep telling her that
strong backs and weak minds run in my family, but she didn't find that funny
at all. I mean shit, can't she just have a beer waitin for me when I get home?
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Hey Jack, ya think you can get yer ass over here and help me out, this guy
talks like his tongue is hung in the middle so both ends can flap!
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That's nothin', take a gander of what I'm dealin' with!
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.......and I told Randall that he just needed to junk that heap of metal he calls
a truck but do you think he'd ever listen to me? Nooooo....he's got some kind of
attachment to that worthless piece of junk..and to be honest he ain't never gonna
listen to me anyway...I swear I think that man is deaf in one ear and the other has
has somethin' stuck in it! Anyway, it's great that you stopped to pick us up and
and take us with you to this hootnanny, isn't this band just somethin' else? Look
at all the people dancing...of course....Randall has two left feet and if he even tried
to dance with me he'd just trip over his two left feet and end up laying on his back.
Oh, and speaking of 'back' you are never gonna believe this....I was at the local store
just the other day and ....................................
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Ennis finally found an outfit he felt comfortable in at a gay club.
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When Jack offered to buy Jimbo a drink, this was not the response he expected.
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Over the years Alma's anger softened, and she and Jack were able
to share funny stories about Ennis.
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Alma: It's true, Jack! That's what he thought "condiments" were!
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Jack: No, stop, my stomach's hurting.....he actually told you "we wuz fishin' buddies?"
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Jack: You mean YOU came up with "Jack Nasty"?
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Oh Paul, that is soooooo good!
You NEED to post that on DCF! They'll love it!!!
http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=43918.3630
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Oh Paul, that is soooooo good!
You NEED to post that on DCF! They'll love it!!!
http://www.davecullen.com/forum/index.php?topic=43918.3630
Glad you like it, Chuck.
I sure will.
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Maggie: Ummm.......who put a can of beans on your plate?
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Woman behind Maggie: Are they laughing at me? Did they figure out I put the can of beans on Jake's plate?
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Jake: Ummmm......Maggie, who are those people with the signs?
Maggie: DCF and BetterMost members, protesting the Oscar snub of Nightcrawler.
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Jake: You're seeing what I'm seeing, right?
Maggie: Yeah, I see Taylor following you, she's probably looking for new material for the next CD.
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Ennis : She looks kinda nice.
Jack : But no fashion sense. Socks and sandals?? Puh-lease!
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Jack: Hey Ennis, remember when you wuz a kid, and used to blow bubbles?
Ennis: Yup.
Jack: Ran into him yesterday, he said to say "hi!".
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Jack: Just so ya know, she blows more than bubbles.
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Red bunny: You know I ain't chocolate.
Blue bunny: Me neither!
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Aww....cute! :laugh:
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After the decision in Ireland, Jack decides to order himself some new boots.
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Jack: Ya sure you don't want to go to Ireland? I hear they make good cakes there.
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bitch please
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ma twist: you want a cup a coffee, dontcha? piece a cherry cake?
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ennis: Is the coffee fresh ground with some chicory, to bring out the flavor of the beans?
That's how Martha Stewart makes it.
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bitch please
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ma twist: So, did you and my boy talk a lot up on Brokeback?
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ennis: Oh yeah, he told me you believe in the Pentacost, but you never told him
what that was.....wonder what else you didn't tell him.....
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bitch please
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ma twist: My Jack, he could be a talker.....did he open up to you?
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ennis: Yes ma'am, he opened up for me.
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bitch please
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ma twist: I tried to teach my Jack to cook, did he cook for you up on Brokeback?
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ennis: He could sure open a can.
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:laugh:
This is sacriledge to Ma Twist! ;D
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;)
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love wins
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junior (beaming): my daddy's finally gonna get remarried!
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jack: i do.
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Merkel: Vladimir Putin? Vladimir Nasty! You two don't go up there to fish.....
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receptionist: Thanks for calling the Brokeback Mountain Hotline. What was that? Oh......Lureen's phone call!
Yes, that's one of the most talked about scenes in the film. The manner in which she talks to Ennis,
the anger, the tone of her voice as she tells the story of Jack's death again. Is she just weary from
retelling a lie, or she what Ennis seeing in his mind's eye correct. And then, that moment......
the moment when she realizes that her husband and Ennis have been having this life-long love affair,
the hitch in her voice, tears in her eyes.....just such a heart-breaking scene.
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Lureen: Who? Who is this?
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Ennis Del Mar ain't been around, has he?
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Nah, he ain't been around. Did hire a new ranch hand for you to work with, though.
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Hi, call me Caitlyn.
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I had to borrow this from DCF cuz it's so funny. Thanks to ministering angel.
"BeetleJoker"
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"You gonna do this again next summer?"
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I had to borrow this from DCF cuz it's so funny. Thanks to ministering angel.
"BeetleJoker"
Lol, what a pair! :laugh:
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perfect
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Madonna: Jack, lemme show ya how it's done.
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Pa Twist : Ashely Madison account? Why in the hell would I go online to buy ice cream?
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Ma Twist : The ice cream brand is Dolly Madison, you damned fool!
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joe: I'm thinking I'm sending a woman up there, a cook to do
your meals, so you don't have to worry about it. You'll
to share a tent with her. Not a problem, right?
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Jack was unprepared for Ennis' strong reaction
against bringing a pet into their home.
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After letting tensions build, Jack finally unloads on Ennis
about his habits in an episode of "Hoarding: Buried Alive".
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Jack was unprepared for Ennis' strong reaction
against bringing a pet into their home.
LOL :laugh:
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Borrowing from DCF. Thanks to Ministering Angel!
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Did I warsh this mug after Jack's dad came round?
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blech! LOL
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Again, thanks to Ministering Angel for this very topical one:
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I wish I knew how to quit EU!
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Whyyyyyyyyyy?? Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? ? ? ?
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Beetlejuice: Hey, d'ya think that guy in the corner would be interested in a threesome?
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Beetlejuice: Hey, d'ya think that we can all fit into your car?
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Ennis: You know I ain't no Chibi.
Jack: Me neither.
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Brokeback Election
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Lureen, have you seen my blue parka?
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Oh, I don't know, did you leave it with Hillary's emails?
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Brokeback Election
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Ennis: So whut in the hell do we do now, huh?
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Go in there and untangle all those Chiliean sheep from Hillary's emails.
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Brokeback Election
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Ever the proud Republican, Joe led the Riverton, Wy, posse in the search for Hillary's emails.
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Brokeback Election
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Ennis: Well, they wouldn't have wandered if there had been a wall....
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Brokeback Election
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Jack: What in the Hell happened, Ennis?
Ennis: I came upon a woman is what happened. I grabbed her by the pussy, and then everything went black!
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Brokeback Election
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Jack: Ennis, put the gun down!
Ennis: Relax Jack! I told you I could shoot someone on the street, and people would still vote for me.
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Brokeback Election
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Trump's victory filled Bobby Twist with dread, and with the realization that the bathroom battle was far from over.
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Good ones!
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One never knows why may cause inspiration to strike. lol
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Brokeback Election
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Momma, are you and daddy still gonna get me a tutor?
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Nope, if Trump can get this far being that dumb, you don't need one.
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lureen: No, I've never heard of "Resting Bitch Face"....what is it?
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Jack and Ennis go protesting!
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Jack and Ennis go protesting!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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shrugs and smiles.
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One curve in the track in 43 miles...and they missed it!
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I do not think the death of three people and the injury of about 100 more is anything to joke about.
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jack: So, you comin' back next summer? I'm gonna go out west for a bit. Got a hint on a job
I may like, workin' for a guy called Kevin Spacey.
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jack: So, you're gettin' married to a woman, huh? You're such a joker!
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Golden Girls watching First Night In Tent......
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Rose: What are they doing? What are they doing?
Blanche: Rose....Shhhh!
Rose: But.....are they fighting? Are they fighting
Dorothy: They're not fighting, Rose! Shhhh!
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*reading* "Watch your back, Trump is looking for you!"
Basque: Well, who left this for me?
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Joe: Good, he found my warning!
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Jack: So what do we do now, Ennis?
Ennis: I guess we hunt. Can't get no more food from the basque, ICE and Trump sent him back.
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Jack: What's the matter now, Ennis?
Ennis: I just keep getting the feeling that we're not alone.
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Aguirre: These high-powered binoculars are great,
but are you sure the recording devices will work?
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Michael Cohen: No worries, everything is in place!
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Lureen: What do you mean, 'Who's the father'?
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Lureen: No, Jack, I've never seen the Maury Povich show.
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Initially, Jack was happy when he heard Ennis had come out, and was ready to be
open with who he was, and that he had a surprise for Jack
However, that happiness ended when Ennis' surprise turned out to be the idea
of starting a three some.
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Jack: Ya know, Ennis, when you said you wanted to use a video camera,
I was open to that. I didn't think you'd have a whole crew with you.
Oh, and the guy with the fuzzy dildo on a stick has to go!
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Sophia: Why are we watching this movie again?
Dorothy: Because we're still behind the UBF members and the amount of times they've watched it!
Blanche: Besides, Jack and Ennis together are hot!
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Aunt Harriet thought she was enjoying
watching Brokeback Mountain, until she
realized she rented the wrong movie
and had been watching Blazing Saddles.
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Graham: Ya been to Mar A Lago? 'Cause I know what they've got at Mar A Lago for guys like you!
Trump: Yeah, I've been to Mar A Lago! I go there every God damned weekend, and the tax payers pay for it!
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Graham gives a demonstration to Trump on the technique
that Jack used on Ennis during "SNIT", and how he'll use it
during the "Second Night at Mar A Lago.
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I tell ya, I need to practice my matin' calls. I just can't seem to get 'em right!
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Just keep tryin', and you'll get it. Look, I mastered
the call of the Orange-faced Asshole!
Suuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Su Su Suuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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"snort snort....blah blah blah, blah blah blah......snort snort"
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Oh shit! Chase it away! Chase it away!!
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Out in the middle of nowhere, just the two of us,
and he still wants me to wear this freakin' thing.
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I'm so glad that Ennis has taken to wearing the masks!
now if I could just convince the horses......
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Now I don't have to eat this food for the next two weeks!!!
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LaShawn: mmmmhhhhmmmmuumumhmhmmmmyummmmiiiiiieeeheee! mmmmsuuuuuunmmmmmhmhmhmmhuuummdmdmmmmm!
Randall: Yeah, I'm not minding this Covid thing at all.
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When Jack found out Aguirre was an anti-masker, he took the appropriate
steps to protect himself to go collect his pay.
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Jack: Ennis!! Don't touch the supplies yet!!!
I haven't had the chance to disinfect them!
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Randall: Yeah, I'm not minding this Covid thing at all.
:laugh: I can totally see that!
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Jack: Ennis!! Don't touch the supplies yet!!!
I haven't had the chance to disinfect them!
:laugh: Another good one! :laugh:
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:laugh: I can totally see that!
:laugh: Another good one! :laugh:
Thank you!
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Jack Twist, you tryin' ta tell me it ain't gonna help me none
to drink this bottle of hand sanitzer?
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Ennis may have been willing to touch Cassie's feet,
but the rest of her was behind a plexi-glass shield.
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Alma could not believe the mess that the
pandemic panic shoppers had left behind!
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Ennis: Jack! No!!! Stop pullin' on the rope!
We're getting closer than 6 feet apart!
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Basque: Got your supplies, but no toilet paper. Just use pine cones.
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Lureen: What you waitin' for, cowboy?
Squirt of hand-sanitizer?
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Who would have thought Corona gives a whole new aspect to our movie?
"Oh yeah, Ennis, rub me with the sanitizer. I love that smell."
"Huh?"
(Sorry I read way too much fanfiction in those earlier days... ::) :laugh:)
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"Smell's like
cat piss sanitizer or worse."
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Jack: I don't know....can your lips stretch out 6 feet?
Lureen: No, can your penis?
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"Smell's like cat piss sanitizer or worse."
Wonderful suggestion, Jeff!
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Ennis: You're right, Jack. Tent smells like hand sanitizer, or worse!
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Alma watched everything behind the safety of a plexiglass shield!
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Coronaback Mountain!!
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Coronaback Mountain!!
OMG! How could I have not thought of that?
Inspired by Sonja!
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OMG! How could I have not thought of that?
Inspired by Sonja!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh
Love it!!!
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Jack: What are you waitin' for?? Shoot, Ennis!
Ennis: I can't see nuthin' to aim at! and what the hell is an "Omicron" anyway?
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Jack: Is there anything interesting up there in heaven?
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Ennis: Another one of them damn balloons from China! We're spied on even out in the middle of nowhere! Go git my rifle!
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Seeing the way that his father-in-law roughly carved the turkey was enough to make Jack clutch his pearls!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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ennis: Those balloons are very suspicious......someone should send out a warning.
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Hast du etwas Zeit f?r mich?
Dann singe ich ein Lied f?r dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
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Good god.
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Hilarious!! :laugh:
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Good god.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Who'd've thought there'd ever be a connection between Ennis and Nena? :laugh: :laugh:
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Before I post, I must preface that this one was inspired by Jimmy (gnash) on UBF
The first picture with Ma Twist was Jimmy's idea. The two pics that followed were my response to it.
the wrong wranch
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confused woman: who are you? we?ve never had
a son named jack! we only have one daughter
named brenda, and she lives in casper now.
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Brenda: Hi mom! Just wanted to drop
by and introduce you and dad to Dylan, we've
been seeing each other for a while now.
Who is he?
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Welcome home, Jack! It's nice to meet your friend. I was just about to cut some cake. You want whipped cream on top?
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Actually, ma'am, Jack likes me on top.
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Good one, Chuck! :laugh:
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Wanna cuppa coffee, doncha? Piece of cherry cake?
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So, who used to cook when you two were up on Brokeback?
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Jack did, mostly. One time he offered to make eggs for breakfast, and I flipped him over, easy, and said "That's how I like my Jack!"
He stopped makin eggs after that.
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Slut!
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Ennis: Apparently, Aguirre hired us a cook
Jack: Any reason why?
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Irina Slutskaya: Yehaw fellas! Aguirre thought y'all were gonna stave up here, since neither of ya can work a can opener!
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Ennis: We got another new person on the team.
Jack: What are they supposed to do?
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Philipe Candeloro: Howdy Pardners! Aguirre said you both needed help pitching a tent, so, here I am!
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Ennis: Why does Aguirre keep sendin' figure skaters up here?
Jack: Do you have to know how to sheep herd to be a figure skater?
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Eric Millot: I don't know nuthin' 'bout birthing no sheep, but I can do a nice triple Axel!
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You're on a figure skating roll, Chuck! :laugh:
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It was April of 2024, and Ennis was enjoying a peaceful ride in the crisp air.....
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.....until the "Great New Jersey Quake" hit!
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Did you feel it, Chuck?
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Oh yes, I felt the first quake at about 10:20am, and then there was a 4.0 aftershock in the afternoon that I felt.