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Title: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 02:19:07 am
DISCLAIMER: To all you lurkers out there... Please don't take anything you read in this thread seriously. We are all good friends here. It's all pretend, folks. And remember, don't try any of this at home. We're professionals!   ;)



This club is for the rest of us. The commoners... those of us who haven't hit the upper echelons of <sticking nose in the air> 2000 posts or more.

Who needs them? We can start our own club right?

Remember, there are more of us than there are of them.

Please make yourself to home. Please notice the finely crafted leather chairs, sofas and bar stools.

We have an open bar... 24/7... and all drinks are free. Saunas, steam baths and whirlpool tubs are located down the hall, last room on the left. The arcade and casino is just across the hall!

Have fun and enjoy! (I spent my life savings building this place so please come and visit sometime!)  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 02:25:26 am
Oh! Sawdust on the floor. Gotta clean that up quick.

I just love the smell of a new building.  ::)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Meryl on December 10, 2006, 02:32:48 am
Ahhh, nice leather chairs!  Thanks, David!  :-*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 02:37:49 am
Ahhh, nice leather chairs!  Thanks, David!  :-*

Why thank you Meryl! And Congratulations on being the very first member of my new club!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 10, 2006, 03:02:44 am
oh how cute!

Look Lucise...the little people are trying to add  a little class to their sad lifes...it is too darling!! really!

love the sauna, that for members only??
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 03:04:50 am
Shhh Ya'll!

I think Jess is jealous of our new club.

She even admitted she loved the saunas.

She's jealous alright!  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 03:13:23 am
(I just started wondering what will happen when I hit 2000 posts? Will I still be a member of my own club?)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 10, 2006, 03:18:26 am
*Jess peeks in again*

...hehehe...didn't think that one thru DID YA!!

*runs away laughing!!*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 10, 2006, 03:21:09 am
HELLOOOOO! David!
Sign me up!!  8)  This club will be for those of us who like less talk and more action!" :laugh:  :P

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 03:32:27 am
HELLOOOOO! David!
Sign me up!!  8)  This club will be for those of us who like less talk and more action!" :laugh:  :P



Geri! I was hoping you would join our club!

Welcome Girl Friend!  Feel free to come in here anytime!!!  :D

You are an official member of my club!  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 03:33:38 am
*Jess peeks in again*

...hehehe...didn't think that one thru DID YA!!

*runs away laughing!!*

Laugh all you want Jess. At least I don't have bootie imprints in my fine leather chairs....

<david runs away laughing>
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on December 10, 2006, 03:35:59 am
Ooooo 2000 or LESS..I can belong to that one!  Thanks David!  :-*   ;D  Right purdy place you've built here  :D

(http://www.travelshop.de/kreuzfahrten/cunard/queenmary/img_britannia_lobby.jpg)

The spa and sauna facilities are outstanding! :)

(http://www.spa.or.jp/shisetu/sauna&spa/images/sauna.jpg)


Of course I would think as the founder of the club, you would always be our leader and guiding light no matter how big your post count  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 03:47:39 am
Oh Thanks Dottie for taking pictures of my... err... OUR club!  :D

Isn't it beautiful? And we can even still smell the new carpeting and wood work!

Yes, I  will always be a member of our club, and so will you!  :D

Welcome!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Ellemeno on December 10, 2006, 03:53:19 am
[Elle crashes party and puts her feet up on the finely-tooled Moroccan ottoman.  Drifts off for a few minutes.]
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 04:13:18 am
[Elle crashes party and puts her feet up on the finely-tooled Moroccan ottoman.  Drifts off for a few minutes.]

Hello Clarissa! Welcome to our club!! :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: mvansand76 on December 10, 2006, 06:09:06 am
Oh I am already liking it very much in here, I am not even sure if I will EVER hit that 2000 mark, so I am safe for the moment...!!!! :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David on December 10, 2006, 07:16:33 am
Go Ahead!  Keep posting!   We'll have you in our clutches soon enough when you hit 2000+.      You are you little dog too!   

Mu wa ha ha ha!


Oh wait?   you are already in the 1000+ Club.   Tisk Tisk,   you know you can never leave the family David.   It would be disrespectful to the Godfather. 

Just when you think you've gotten out of it,  We'll pull you back in!   

Mu wa ha!  Mu Wa HA HA HA !!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 10, 2006, 08:57:35 am
[Elle crashes party and puts her feet up on the finely-tooled Moroccan ottoman.  Drifts off for a few minutes.]

OH I see how it is...you crash THEIR tawdry little club....but do you crash Mine and Lucise's and Me's Fine establishment?? NO!!

humph !

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kelda on December 10, 2006, 11:09:15 am
heee. i think I'll b hanginmg out here for a while!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 10, 2006, 11:20:09 am
heee. i think I'll b hanginmg out here for a while!!

 >:( >:( >:(

ON YOUR OFF TIME, WOMAN!

I tell you it is HARD to find good help these days!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 01:43:50 pm
Welcome Kelda and Melissa!

David, you are more than welcome to stay too. I have already forgiven you for the "Godfather" remarks.  ;)


The Club Staff Serving You Tonight Will Be:



(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c25/nol52403/Chippendales_Photo.jpg)


<eat your heart out Jess>


And may I introduce my new personal assistant Marcus:

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/Davidindy/twink2.jpg)


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 10, 2006, 03:35:45 pm
good lord...you have only been open like one day and you are already having to resort to BEEFCAKE to get people to come into this rathole??
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on December 10, 2006, 03:51:42 pm

Well..well..well ..

Nice new digs here!  Just look at the staff .. and that Marcus fellow looks familiar, I've seen him somewhere but I just can't put my finger on it (although I bet David has ..  :P :P )

So... what kind of Strip Club is this?  What kind of meat meals do you serve around here?  8)

I sure hope you allow people from the "upper echelons" to grace this place with their presence!

*Lucise snaps her fingers ..*

Martini, please ..!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 05:04:25 pm

*Lucise snaps her fingers ..*

Martini, please ..!


Would you like anything with that martini, ma'am?  :)

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/Davidindy/B123.jpg)


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 05:08:43 pm
good lord...you have only been open like one day and you are already having to resort to BEEFCAKE to get people to come into this rathole??

Rathole Jess?

You're so jealous of my new club you're seething.

You can come in and join us Jess, if you promise to be nice and behave yourself.  :-\

<She'll never go for it>
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on December 10, 2006, 05:34:33 pm
 :D :D :D :D :D

Woooeeeee!!! This is my kinda place!! And free drinks too?? Is that the sauna?

*Nicky strips off and relaxes under one of Chez David's white fluffy monogrammed towels*

Err, David honey, I think you dropped your towel... :o

Make mine a Dirty Martini. Careful with that ice, mind... ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 05:39:13 pm
:D :D :D :D :D

Woooeeeee!!! This is my kinda place!! And free drinks too?? Is that the sauna?

*Nicky strips off and relaxes under one of Chez David's white fluffy monogrammed towels*

Err, David honey, I think you dropped your towel... :o

Make mine a Dirty Martini. Careful with that ice, mind... ;)

Welcome Nicky!! Make yourself comfortable and feel free to drop by anytime!  :D

One Dirty Martini comin' right up!

(I didn't even realize I dropped my towel. Thanks for telling me! I gotta be more careful.)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: opinionista on December 10, 2006, 06:06:36 pm
Well, how nice. Somebody finally thought of us the commoners with less than 2,000 posts! Here's some sangria, courtesy of Opinionista's Tapas Tavern  :D

(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/nataligv_2006/Sangria1.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on December 10, 2006, 06:32:37 pm
That sangria looks gooooood. I'm already a little drunk on Martinis, but what the hell... make mine a large glass. *Hic*

(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_23/1128040444TUfR6C.jpg)

Merry Christmas y'all!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on December 10, 2006, 08:56:07 pm

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/Davidindy/B123.jpg)





(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c25/nol52403/Chippendales_Photo.jpg)

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/Davidindy/twink2.jpg)



Oh My Dear Lord, with so much eye candy I may never go home again!   :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 10, 2006, 09:01:47 pm
I want a couple Cosmos, and then I want this! This place is fantastic! :P

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/Davidindy/twink2.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 09:20:21 pm
You want my Marcus, Geri?

tsk. tsk. tsk.

I think not. But he'll be more than happy to bring you your Cosmos... and your car is currently getting washed.


(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c186/Heather110277/Men.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 10, 2006, 09:27:07 pm
Ok David I will leave him alone at least while I'm still sober and I'll take the Cosmo's... but that's not my car, the red one is!

(http://www.welaf.com/hot-jokes/coolest-cars/high-heel-car.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: louisev on December 10, 2006, 09:28:53 pm
hey can I join?  (covers embarrassing high post count with a discreetly placed sauna towel.)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 09:30:22 pm
I love your car Geri! But my babies are washing somebody's car. I wonder who's car it is?


Anyone care to join me poolside?  :D


(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/duckie23foxy/screen_5.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 09:31:41 pm
hey can I join?  (covers embarrassing high post count with a discreetly placed sauna towel.)

Absolutely Louise!

Oh don't worry about covering up your post count. We let the nice upper class people in!

Welcome!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 09:41:58 pm
Hey Geri, what do you think of Shane?

(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l218/freddy20066/C23050WINT-F300.jpg)

He's part of my back up staff! He's a real cutie. He's a hard worker too!

He's all yours if you want him!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 10, 2006, 09:42:39 pm
I love your car Geri! But my babies are washing somebody's car. I wonder who's car it is?


Anyone care to join me poolside?  :D


(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/duckie23foxy/screen_5.jpg)

((giggles))
Oh you boys go ahead and have some fun!  I didn't bring anything to wear and I must look a wreck!  I'm just gonna sit here and soak up some rays!

(http://www.annlyn.com/purple.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 10, 2006, 09:44:56 pm
Whu whaaa whaaaaaa whaaaaT? Ill take him!!  Another cosmo please!!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 09:47:44 pm
He's all yours Geri! And he'll bring you another Cosmo!

Hands off Shane ya'll! He's Geri's baby!  :D

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 10:02:18 pm
(http://www.annlyn.com/purple.jpg)

Geri, did you do something to your hair? It's brown now.  ;)

It looks good! I really did like your red hair though.  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on December 10, 2006, 10:12:11 pm
WHOA!


What with all the half-naked staff roaming around here, it's no wonder the "low count people" are not catching up to Jess and the other person with 5000+ posts!  Spending all your time ogling the staff, ain't that so?

Btw, since the valet next door lost my inflatable horse, I got me a new baby ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/11410759.jpg)


She needs to be cleaned and polished!

 Btw, when my car is getting warshed,would it be okay if I stayed inside?  Just to keep an eye on the car-warshers, you know, make sure they aren't too hard on her .. she'my baby, you know ..  ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 10:17:48 pm
WHOA!


What with all the half-naked staff roaming around here, it's no wonder the "low count people" are not catching up to Jess and the other person with 5000+ posts!  Spending all your time ogling the staff, ain't that so?

Btw, when my car is getting warshed,would it be okay if I stayed inside?  Just to keep an eye on the car-warshers, you know, make sure they aren't too hard on her .. she's a new car, you know ..  ;D

Absolutely! You can sit and watch all you want!  :D

I'm still wondering who's car they're washing out front.

Oh Hell, it's mine!  ::)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 10:24:20 pm
WHOA!


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/11410759.jpg)



I love the car, but why did you have to paint that sign on it? Shame!

Has Jess seen it yet? She'll be in here bragging about it.

I have to figure something out.... and quick!  ???
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 10, 2006, 10:28:54 pm
Geri, did you do something to your hair? It's brown now.  ;)

It looks good! I really did like your red hair though.  :D

((giggles))

Oh David it's all in how the sun hits it.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 10, 2006, 10:31:36 pm
But I'm surprised you didn't notice my two new girlfriends!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on December 10, 2006, 10:34:19 pm
I love the car, but why did you have to paint that sign on it? Shame!


I got a very sizeable discount on that baby there because of my Cool Club status, dude! 
So who cares if they print their logo on it?  I'm rolling in style baby!   8)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 10:40:53 pm
I got a very sizeable discount on that baby there because of my Cool Club status, dude! 
So who cares if they print their logo on it?  I'm rolling in style baby!   8)

Well, I love the car... hate the sign.  ;)

You better not let my staff wash your car though. They might try and scrub that sign right off of it.

They're very loyal employees!  8)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 10:42:22 pm
But I'm surprised you didn't notice my two new girlfriends!

Never noticed 'em Geri. But Shane did.

I did notice your make up though. Is that lip gloss or stick you're using? It looks good!   :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 10, 2006, 10:46:02 pm
Oh David it's natural. Actually it's the only original part left!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on December 10, 2006, 10:48:35 pm
Well, I love the car... hate the sign.  ;)

You better not let my staff wash your car though. They might try and scrub that sign right off of it.

They're very loyal employees!  8)

Err, if it's all the same to you, I'll take my chances with your staff!   8)


But I'm surprised you didn't notice my two new girlfriends!

You really think anyone can miss them?  Blimey! they are .. umm, well, not shy at all!!  ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 10, 2006, 10:49:03 pm
I got a very sizeable discount on that baby there because of my Cool Club status, dude!

That's funny. That's exactly what Geri said about her very sizeable, her two very sizeable, um.. Anyway Geri is so cool the doc threw in the extra silicone for free.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 10, 2006, 10:50:43 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginadrink.jpg)

After that last party, I told myself I was going to STAY AWAY from Slippery Nipples. Bartender - I'll have Sex on the Beach.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 10:52:22 pm
Geri, you probably shouldn't carry any sharp objects from now on. You might accidently pop them.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 10, 2006, 10:56:18 pm
as for the guy you posted on SofG, David, maybe Orlando Bloom??

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/bloom.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 10, 2006, 10:57:04 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/high-heel-car.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 10, 2006, 11:01:37 pm
Hmm Geri, that has all kinds of implications.... Whiskey anyone?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Whiskey_Explorers.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 10, 2006, 11:02:29 pm
DAVID!!

It looks like Marcus is in a little trouble over there!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 10, 2006, 11:02:52 pm
Well..well..well ..

Nice new digs here!  Just look at the staff .. and that Marcus fellow looks familiar, I've seen him somewhere but I just can't put my finger on it (although I bet David has ..  :P :P )

So... what kind of Strip Club is this?  What kind of meat meals do you serve around here?  8)

I sure hope you allow people from the "upper echelons" to grace this place with their presence!

*Lucise snaps her fingers ..*

Martini, please ..!

*GASP!!*

et tu Brutus???

(A little Latin there...trying to bring some class to this dive)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 10, 2006, 11:04:11 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/ginadrink.jpg)

After that last party, I told myself I was going to STAY AWAY from Slippery Nipples. Bartender - I'll have Sex on the Beach.

It's good to see your out of Jail!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 10, 2006, 11:05:11 pm
hey can I join?  (covers embarrassing high post count with a discreetly placed sauna towel.)

HEY!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 10, 2006, 11:06:14 pm
Absolutely Louise!

Oh don't worry about covering up your post count. We let the nice  upper class people in!

Welcome!  :D


just exactly what you saying, boy??
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 10, 2006, 11:08:40 pm
I'm a gonna git out a here 'fore any trouble starts. Last time I ended up in jail and I don't aim fer it to happen again. Adios amigos - and pasta la vista! yee haw

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/Dandi02_Sunset.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 11:08:53 pm
May I take your order?

(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d124/swtangel_2006/birthday_jeff.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 10, 2006, 11:09:15 pm
WHOA!


 I got me a new baby ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/11410759.jpg)


She needs to be cleaned and polished!

 Btw, when my car is getting warshed,would it be okay if I stayed inside?  Just to keep an eye on the car-warshers, you know, make sure they aren't too hard on her .. she'my baby, you know ..  ;D

yes all the 5000 + club members get their own sports cars....just one of the many perks Phillip has offered us... whoops wasn't supposed to let that out!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 11:09:59 pm
Why Hello Jess!

<I KNEW she'd be in here once she found out about that car. >
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 11:12:42 pm

just exactly what you saying, boy??

I said what I said.

I said we let the nice people in here.

You gonna be nice Jess?

That's what I thought.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 10, 2006, 11:13:18 pm
Just thought I would grace you with my presence....since you are not gonna be open for very long...

hmmm....is that a liquor liscence on the wall there?? WHY NO IT IS NOT!!

*Jess on the phone to the authourities*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 11:16:46 pm
as for the guy you posted on SofG, David, maybe Orlando Bloom??

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/bloom.jpg)

I'm not sure Leslie. He might be. I just found him on the internet and he reminded me of Dane. He might be Orlando Bloom. He sure is cute whoever he is.   :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 11:26:13 pm
Just thought I would grace you with my presence....since you are not gonna be open for very long...

hmmm....is that a liquor liscence on the wall there?? WHY NO IT IS NOT!!

*Jess on the phone to the authourities*

You better be nice to me Jess, or I'll sic my guard dog on you!



(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/Davidindy/baddog.jpg)


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 10, 2006, 11:27:01 pm
man....these hot wings look a little weird to me...

*Jess goes back to the kitchen*

















EEEEE!! NO NO NO!!
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMikXz3xFrwQBIFmjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1210hrquo/EXP=1165893783/**http%3a//www.larombible.com/piles_dead_rats.jpg)

tell me it is not true!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 10, 2006, 11:28:51 pm
man....these hot wings look a little weird to me...

*Jess goes back to the kitchen*

















EEEEE!! NO NO NO!!
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMikXz3xFrwQBIFmjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1210hrquo/EXP=1165893783/**http%3a//www.larombible.com/piles_dead_rats.jpg)

tell me it is not true!!

I watched you serve that mess at your club last night Jess. We aren't interested in your leftovers.  :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 10, 2006, 11:29:34 pm
You better be nice to me Jess, or I'll sic my guard dog on you!



(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/Davidindy/baddog.jpg)




what? you spent so much on the beefcake you couldn't afford a real dog?
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on December 10, 2006, 11:30:37 pm
what? you spent so much on the beefcake you couldn't afford a real dog?

Good one Jess!  :laugh:

Yes, yes, I know .. I am supposed to be interviewing candidates for our Security Guard position ..  8)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on December 10, 2006, 11:36:50 pm
In the spirit of making peace between the Lower and Upper Echelons ..

Our very reputable maid could come work here once a week .. infact you can keep her....

while a handful of the beefcake staff here could come hang around the pool at our Classy Upper Echelon hang-out..only a few days a week!

Hmm?  What does everyone think about this idea?


Remember, I am trying to make peace here ..   8)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 10, 2006, 11:40:48 pm
Milli!

we have got to have a meeting when we get back to the clubhouse about your behaviour up in here!!


stop drooling all over the beefcake and get back to the interviews...

(unless you can lure some of 'em away)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: wulfar360 on December 10, 2006, 11:51:58 pm
bah i wanted to be thefirst one !
Hey Geri, what do you think of Shane?

(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l218/freddy20066/C23050WINT-F300.jpg)

He's part of my back up staff! He's a real cutie. He's a hard worker too!

He's all yours if you want him!  :D
can i have shane? hes yummy
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 10, 2006, 11:53:59 pm
Rich!!!! You heard David he's mine!! Need I remind you?

(http://www.annlyn.com/purple.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: wulfar360 on December 11, 2006, 12:03:06 am
geri hun yoru cute but you do nothing for me and once he   tastes wulf he wont go back
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 11, 2006, 12:24:35 am
WULF!!

you too?? jeez...wave a good looking guy around here and you could take over the place...


buncha sheep That's what you all are!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: wulfar360 on December 11, 2006, 12:35:34 am
well i aint getting any action  atm so  what am i supposed to do
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on December 11, 2006, 12:49:42 am
well i aint getting any action  atm so  what am i supposed to do

ahaha!!
Sorry .. Er, where are the car-warshers already?
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 11, 2006, 01:32:37 am
ahaha!!
Sorry .. Er, where are the car-warshers already?

It's been washed, waxed, vacuumed and spit shined for ya! It's parked in back.  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 11, 2006, 01:36:57 am
well i aint getting any action  atm so  what am i supposed to do

Wulfie.... This is Justin. He will be taking care of you tonight.

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f97/vcduque/SteveKim.jpg)

Enjoy.  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 11, 2006, 01:50:57 am
DAVID!!

It looks like Marcus is in a little trouble over there!

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/diesel_2006_buttock.jpg)

Geri, Marcus is a gay man. Those women will only end up disappointed.

They can try and try to no avail
All their efforts will only fail.

Don't you worry about Marcus.  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on December 11, 2006, 02:36:14 am
It's been washed, waxed, vacuumed and spit shined for ya! It's parked in back.  :D


Excellent! 
Oh and seeing as you are "assigning" your staff to guests, could you send over one of the dudes from the pool? 
The one on the right with the longish-hair will do just fine!  8)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 11, 2006, 02:48:14 am
In the spirit of making peace between the Lower and Upper Echelons ..

Our very reputable maid could come work here once a week .. infact you can keep her....

while a handful of the beefcake staff here could come hang around the pool at our Classy Upper Echelon hang-out..only a few days a week!

Hmm?  What does everyone think about this idea?


Remember, I am trying to make peace here ..   8)

What do I think of it?

BEEEEEH!

Jess is from Texas and I'm from Indiana. Feudin' is in our blood!  ;)

We LOVE it!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 11, 2006, 02:48:45 am
Hey David

Nice talking to you last nite!

Mark
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 11, 2006, 02:56:14 am
Hey David

Nice talking to you last nite!

Mark

Hey There Mark!!!!!

It was really great talking to you too! I enjoyed it!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 11, 2006, 03:49:50 am
Quote
Excellent! 
Oh and seeing as you are "assigning" your staff to guests, could you send over one of the dudes from the pool? 
The one on the right with the longish-hair will do just fine!  8)

Who? Him?

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/AUBURN_MYSTIQUE/Sexy%20Studs/chippendale-kevin-cornell02.jpg)

That's Trevor!

He's your'n for the night!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on December 11, 2006, 05:08:51 am
Who? Him?

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/AUBURN_MYSTIQUE/Sexy%20Studs/chippendale-kevin-cornell02.jpg)

That's Trevor!

He's your'n for the night!  :D

Trevor!  :o  Whoa it suddenly got very hot in here!!!!  ::sigh:: as Dottie slides to the floor somewhat faint and in the vane hope that Trevor will rush in to help revive her  ::) David you've been holding out on me!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 11, 2006, 05:33:05 am
Trevor!  :o  Whoa it suddenly got very hot in here!!!!  ::sigh:: as Dottie slides to the floor somewhat faint and in the vane hope that Trevor will rush in to help revive her  ::) David you've been holding out on me!


No I haven't Dottie!

Meet Scott!

(http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o71/smiley_lottie/jbeech08.jpg)

He's all yours!  :D


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on December 11, 2006, 05:37:39 am

No I haven't Dottie!

Meet Scott!

(http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o71/smiley_lottie/jbeech08.jpg)

He's all yours!  :D

Hmmmm yummy!  I promise I only plan to look not touch...Bob's the only guy for me really.  ;)  but in my fantasy's Scott's purrfect!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on December 11, 2006, 06:41:54 am
((Nicky staggers emerges gracefully from the the sauna room, forgetting in her drunken stupor post-coital glow to keep a hold of her towel...))

HEY!! HEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!! Y'all mind keepin' the noise down out here?? Y'all are puttin' David off his stride!

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PF%5C442005/PF_1521953~David-Beckham-Ring-Posters.jpg)

((Nicky looks back at the sound of whimpering...))

David, you hush now boy. And you best lose that towel real quick if ya know what's good fer ya.

((Nicky burps elegantly and returns to the sauna.))
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 11, 2006, 08:52:19 am
good lord ya'll done took a turn...this place is gonna get raided for sure!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on December 11, 2006, 01:02:35 pm
Who? Him?

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i14/AUBURN_MYSTIQUE/Sexy%20Studs/chippendale-kevin-cornell02.jpg)

That's Trevor!

He's your'n for the night!  :D

Well, my my MY!!

*O Jess?!*
David is tempting me again!    :-\
I need help .. help me resist, help me fight the long-haired temptation! 
I know I asked for it, but I didn't think he was gonna look like that!.. :o

*JESS!!*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 11, 2006, 07:17:52 pm
*Jess peeks in...*

Honey I am afraid you are on your own...I ain't coming in there..I am a MARRIED woman!!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 11, 2006, 07:40:12 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/chippendale-kevin-cornell02vc.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: moremojo on December 11, 2006, 07:50:54 pm
You mean, I can belong to two clubs at once? Sign me up, David--and thanks! 8) (Although, theoretically, some of us will have to leave this club at some future time--but seize the day, eh?)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 11, 2006, 09:51:17 pm
Well, I had to make this club 2000 posts or less, otherwise I couldn't belong to my own club.

Welcome Scott! :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on December 12, 2006, 02:34:37 pm
* Lucise peeks into the club and is amazed by what she sees ..
The entire club has been overrun by mice!! *


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/d7a66ef3.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/5f5cd787.gif)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/BBM/Fun/72991e02.jpg)


* Lucise panicks for a second .. and does something any caring Upper Echelon citizen would do to help the Low Echelon people out ..  ;D
She brings in some ...


(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/c/c4/250px-Swiss_cheese_cubes.jpg)(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/c/c4/250px-Swiss_cheese_cubes.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 12, 2006, 03:29:11 pm
Yeah.

How about that? Everyone has a good time at my club!!

Now get 'em outta here. You and Jess need to quit sabotaging my establishment.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on December 12, 2006, 03:33:35 pm
Yeah.

How about that? Everyone has a good time at my club!!

Now get 'em outta here. You and Jess need to quit sabotaging my establishment.


Sabotage?  Sabotage?  Who? Me?  This establisment? me do that?

Why, I never ...!  >:(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 12, 2006, 07:28:59 pm
Isn't that JUST like the little people...going for the character assassination over logical and reasonable arguement...tsk tsk...

*Jess remounts her high horse and heads off to the PERFECT club down the road*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 12, 2006, 07:44:14 pm

Hey Jess, you better take this stuff with you....





(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/c/c4/250px-Swiss_cheese_cubes.jpg)(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/c/c4/250px-Swiss_cheese_cubes.jpg)
 


Apparently the mice don't want it and you need to serve something edible at that dive club of yours.

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 12, 2006, 07:51:41 pm
You need to check out the newspaper!! MY club got 5 stars!! HAH!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 12, 2006, 08:00:04 pm
Oh Yeah?

Who gave you those stars? The WWCC (World's Worst Clubs Committee)??


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 12, 2006, 08:19:14 pm
Oh Yeah?

Who gave you those stars? The WWCC (World's Worst Clubs Committee)??



Darling, Green is NOT your color!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 12, 2006, 08:29:46 pm
Just for that Jess, I'm heading over to your club right now.

I'm going to throw some dead fish down the elevator shaft.


(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h57/Nomadzord/deadfish.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 12, 2006, 09:51:58 pm
P.U. !!! okay that's it - I'm calling the health inspector!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 12, 2006, 10:08:34 pm

P.U. !!! okay that's it - I'm calling the health inspector!


Send the health inspector over to Jess's Leslie.

That's where they'll find those dead fish.  :P





Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 12, 2006, 10:10:02 pm
He is just so damn cute!  :)


(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/Davidindy/Ray-1.jpg)


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 12, 2006, 10:56:42 pm
you think he's cute but not clive owen ???

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/clive_owen002.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 12, 2006, 11:22:17 pm
you think he's cute but not clive owen ???

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/clive_owen002.jpg)

Oh, I never said I didn't think Clive Owen was cute!

I never said that. I wasn't even sure who Clive Owen was. Jack and Amy said they didn't think he was all that cute.

He's cute. Well, he's not really cute, he's "ruggedly handsome".

Ray Romano is cute!  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: wulfar360 on December 12, 2006, 11:26:17 pm
Wulfie.... This is Justin. He will be taking care of you tonight.

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f97/vcduque/SteveKim.jpg)

Enjoy.  :D
can he come take "care" of me eveyrnight ! and day and night and day and all night and and........................... :o :o :o
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: wulfar360 on December 12, 2006, 11:31:25 pm
Darling, Green is NOT your color!


i think david loooks fab in any color ! <sits back in the rocker while  justin gives him a foot rub>
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 12, 2006, 11:32:35 pm
can he come take "care" of me eveyrnight ! and day and night and day and all night and and........................... :o :o :o

He's yours Wulfie.  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: wulfar360 on December 12, 2006, 11:35:38 pm
He's yours Wulfie.  :D


aww i dont think ill ever leave !
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 02:07:39 am
This is Christian.

Feel free to look at him, but hands off ya'll! He's all mine.  :D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/kelseyschmelsey/chipendalechance.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 02:14:35 am
This is Chet and Eddie....


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/Cheddie_eddie/Cheddie_N_joseph9a.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 02:20:01 am
Meet (Meat!  :D ) Simon!

Simon works in security. I hired him to keep an eye on Jess and those other "uppers" from that "club" down the street.


(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k142/keatingaudio/DSC00202.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 02:27:17 am
Say Hi To Trevor! He works in the steam room. Trevor also handles the saunas and whirlpools.

I think Trevor is the reason Nicky dropped her towel the other day.

(I know he's the reason I dropped mine!)  :D

Trevor is mine, so lookie no touchie, okay?  ;)

(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m84/tortilla_2k2/chippendale.jpg)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on December 13, 2006, 02:52:05 am
Have to say David you have got the handsomest staff I have seen in any resort anywhere!  Shhhsh don't tell Bob but I may never go home  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 04:24:22 am
David's 2000 Posts Or Less Club

Presents...


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v704/yogurt_flinger/vegas028.jpg)


Tonight In The Rainbow Lounge.





Be Here And Be Queer!
 

(Straight People Are Invited Too!)  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 04:28:39 am
Have to say David you have got the handsomest staff I have seen in any resort anywhere!  Shhhsh don't tell Bob but I may never go home  :D

We aims to please Dottie!  :D

And I'm glad you are enjoying my club and resort.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on December 13, 2006, 05:37:45 am
Say Hi To Trevor! He works in the steam room. Trevor also handles the saunas and whirlpools.

I think Trevor is the reason Nicky dropped her towel the other day.

(I know he's the reason I dropped mine!)  :D

Trevor is mine, so lookie no touchie, okay?  ;)

Ohhhhhhh, that was Trevor was it?? Easy to get him and David Beckham mixed up methinks *cough*. I did wonder why he looked at me funny when I said "Won't Victoria be wondering where you are?". Well I was lathered on Martini and Sangria... David, you got anything for this top-grade headache I got goin' on??
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 13, 2006, 09:34:05 am
This is Chet and Eddie....


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/Cheddie_eddie/Cheddie_N_joseph9a.jpg)

lookin a little green there to me...musta been eating some of the food in here....
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 13, 2006, 03:14:28 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/chippendale-kevin-cornell02vc-1.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: wulfar360 on December 13, 2006, 03:23:51 pm
thats two for you david   can i be yours also? =P just th ink i come with justin ! :o
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 13, 2006, 03:48:32 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/chippendale-kevin-cornell02vc-2.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 13, 2006, 05:34:32 pm
here ya go, Nicky. There's plenty of hang-over remedies around here.  ;)

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/bananahangover.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on December 13, 2006, 07:51:44 pm
Thanks Leslie... oooo, my head. I really should know better at my age...

I must say the service is excellent here at Chez David. I no sooner snap my fingers and weakly whimper for bananas than they appear!

(http://www.panos.org.uk/files/MoshiWomanBananas180.jpg)

Thanks love, over here... ooooo, it hurts. And when I've eaten all the bananas I can, with the rest I can make a hat...

(http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2001/05/images/0727_banana.jpg)

...or a comedy mustache! :D

(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/PHD/PHD593/200028496-001.jpg)

Is there no end to the uses of the humble banana??
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 08:05:40 pm
Nicky, Trevor is David Beckham's double. They do look a lot alike don't they?  ;)

Trevor has a small heart shaped birthmark on his upper left butt cheek. I've been told David doesn't... although I don't know for sure.

I wouldn't mind checking though!  :)

Thanks for your compliments on my service!


AS FOR A FEW OTHER PEOPLE HERE.....

Ya'll are mean!

Posting pictures of green people with spots. That's just downright evil.  ;)

Whatcha been doin'? Talking to Jess? She's trying to sabotage me!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on December 13, 2006, 08:15:48 pm
Honestly David NO! We wouldn't do that!  All we did was  rubbed the suntain lotion Lucise left on the fence on us!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on December 13, 2006, 08:16:32 pm
Trevor has a small heart shaped birthmark on his upper left butt cheek. I've been told David doesn't... although I don't know for sure.

David, my eyes had ceased to focus by that point so David could've had a birthmark the size of Texas on his arse and I wouldn't have noticed. ;)

Did you know that Trevor has the cutest little dimple right on his........(Nicky leans over to whisper in David's ear).
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: louisev on December 13, 2006, 08:48:39 pm
yi yi yi... sorry I haven't been around.  Clarissa got wind I came in here and had me cleaning the compost piles out at the Groovy Club Gardens.

But wow, what guys !  when's the floor show?
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 08:49:16 pm
Honestly David NO! We wouldn't do that!  All we did was  rubbed the suntain lotion Lucise left on the fence on us!!

Well, that's okay then, I  guess.

But I need to make sure this never happens again.

Therfore I have been forced to hire some armed guards...


(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c84/spideygirlspinz/Funny%20Animals/KittyOnKillingMission.jpg)



If they try to sneak back in here....Kitty Cat will make their day.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 08:51:20 pm
yi yi yi... sorry I haven't been around.  Clarissa got wind I came in here and had me cleaning the compost piles out at the Groovy Club Gardens.

But wow, what guys !  when's the floor show?

They have you cleaning compost piles? That doesn't sound like much fun.  :P

The floor show will begin shortly!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 13, 2006, 10:11:03 pm
Well, that's okay then, I  guess.

But I need to make sure this never happens again.

Therfore I have been forced to hire some armed guards...


(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c84/spideygirlspinz/Funny%20Animals/KittyOnKillingMission.jpg)



If they try to sneak back in here....Kitty Cat will make their day.

just seems a little extreme...that's all I'm saying...
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: louisev on December 13, 2006, 10:15:01 pm
They have you cleaning compost piles? That doesn't sound like much fun.  :P

The floor show will begin shortly!  :D

whew! that's good.  I warshed everywhere I could reach afterward too.  Do I still smell like mold and canteloupe rinds?
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 10:31:04 pm
just seems a little extreme...that's all I'm saying...

After the rats in my kitchen, the mouse attack, and now the green suntan lotion today, I'm not taking ANY chances Jess.

I'm headed over to the animal shelter right now to round up some more combat kitties. They'll also come in handy just in case you decide to launch another mouse attack.

Two birds with one stone.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 10:31:57 pm
whew! that's good.  I warshed everywhere I could reach afterward too.  Do I still smell like mold and canteloupe rinds?

No Louise, you smell just fine. Come on in!  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: louisev on December 13, 2006, 10:33:37 pm
Whoo hoo!

Hey!  Sniper Kitty!  Hey Snipe, how's it hangin?
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 10:37:40 pm
Whoo hoo!

Hey!  Sniper Kitty!  Hey Snipe, how's it hangin?

<meow!>

Kitty says hi.

Now keep a sharp eye, Sniper Kitty. Jess might be lurking behind those bushes. She could be anywhere.

She's very sneaky, that one.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: louisev on December 13, 2006, 10:43:31 pm
ya know... ya could put some of those tranquilizer darts in that rifle, like Marlin Perkins and his buddy Jim used to use on the crocodiles and rhinoceri - those should anesthetize a Jess lickity split... have the Chippendales truss her up for transport and ship her out to the Elite Club in no time atall!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 10:50:33 pm
ya know... ya could put some of those tranquilizer darts in that rifle, like Marlin Perkins and his buddy Jim used to use on the crocodiles and rhinoceri - those should anesthetize a Jess lickity split... have the Chippendales truss her up for transport and ship her out to the Elite Club in no time atall!

For some reason when I read this, I pictured the scene from "9 to 5" when Dolly Parton hog ties Dabney Coleman and roasts him over an open fire!

lol
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 13, 2006, 11:10:30 pm
ROLAND ROLAND!!

They are talking about shooting me trussing me up and BBQing me!!

If that ain't a personal attack I don't know what IS!!

Ya'll fixin to get DEEEE LETED!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 11:22:33 pm
ROLAND ROLAND!!

They are talking about shooting me trussing me up and BBQing me!!

If that ain't a personal attack I don't know what IS!!

Ya'll fixin to get DEEEE LETED!!

Tresspassing and sabotage are crimes Jess.

You fixin to get EEEEEEE RESTED!

That's if my sniper cats don't get ya first.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 11:41:03 pm
Hey Jess.....


(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y182/I_love_animals/My%20Stuff/Grafics/Sets/Animal%20Avatars/43oqfmg_th.gif)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 13, 2006, 11:53:49 pm
Ho! Ho! Ho!


Merry Christmas Everyone!

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c46/seastar7/70bde546.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 14, 2006, 12:06:02 am
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b325/snlfan20/Chippendales/cowboys1.jpg)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 14, 2006, 12:15:48 am
oh my!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 14, 2006, 12:51:58 am
Hey David

Thanks for the post about My Christmas Fanfic!

Mark


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 14, 2006, 01:55:36 am
Hey David

Thanks for the post about My Christmas Fanfic!

Mark




You're Welcome Mark! Thanks for writing it!

I really enjoyed it.  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 14, 2006, 02:41:14 am
Cory just put one of his movies in the DVD machine. It's called "Warriors" or "The Warriors" or some such shit.

I don't like it.

Everyone is mean in that movie.

(Don't know why I just told you all this)  ???
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 14, 2006, 02:48:39 am
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e164/dancer3511/animals/Cats/th38.gif)

LOL
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 14, 2006, 03:14:24 am
David, my eyes had ceased to focus by that point so David could've had a birthmark the size of Texas on his arse and I wouldn't have noticed. ;)

Did you know that Trevor has the cutest little dimple right on his........(Nicky leans over to whisper in David's ear).

Ooops! Say what?

I told you about Trevor's backside. How did you see his frontside?

DID HE DROP HIS TOWEL IN FRONT OF YOU?

tsk. tsk. tsk.

I'm gonna have a looooooooong talk with that man.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: wulfar360 on December 14, 2006, 03:34:30 am
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b325/snlfan20/Chippendales/cowboys1.jpg)


can i have justin and the  ones in teh blue and grey here!?!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 14, 2006, 03:42:52 am
can i have justin and the  ones in teh blue and grey here!?!

Wulfie! I'm appalled.

I gave you Justin! How much more could you want?

One man at a time Richard.... one man at a time.  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: GG on December 14, 2006, 03:54:04 am
I'm just passing through David,   but it seems like your not having a good time here!

Sometimes you got to  just kick back,  relax,  and just let it happen. :P

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 14, 2006, 03:58:54 am
I'm just passing through David,   but it seems like your not having a good time here!

Sometimes you got to  just kick back,  relax,  and just let it happen. :P



Welcome Greg!

haha. Oh, I'm having fun alright.  :D

I'm glad you stopped by!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 14, 2006, 04:27:17 am
If you missed our fabulous Chippendale floor show tonight.... well, what can I say?

You snooze you lose.

Anyhow, tomorrow night's scheduled guest will be.....

"Hunt and Chase"


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e164/dancer3511/animals/Cats/thea0003df.gif)(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f61/monkeys_rock_my_sox/Funny%20pics%20of%20animals/i94734828_66591.jpg)

lol



God. What's wrong with me tonight?   :-\

I think this terrible movie we're watching might have something to do with it.  :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on December 14, 2006, 04:41:26 am
LOVE those Chippendale Cowboys David!  That is some high class entertainment you've brought in for us  :D

(http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8425/cowboys7xy2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on December 14, 2006, 05:57:01 am
Hey Jess.....


(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y182/I_love_animals/My%20Stuff/Grafics/Sets/Animal%20Avatars/43oqfmg_th.gif)



Heeheeheeeeeeee! That's FU-U-U-NNYYYYY!!!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on December 14, 2006, 06:04:00 am
DID HE DROP HIS TOWEL IN FRONT OF YOU?

tsk. tsk. tsk.

I'm gonna have a looooooooong talk with that man.

Oh you have nothing to fear David, Trevor was yelling your name the entire time - yours or Beckham's anyway. Or maybe he was calling for help... hard to tell... ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 14, 2006, 09:30:24 am
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e164/dancer3511/animals/Cats/th38.gif)

LOL

"Stand back!! Back I say! These paws have been registered as deadly weapons!!"

LOL!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: louisev on December 14, 2006, 05:21:19 pm
good lord, I could watch "Little Feisty Kitten Taunts Big Red Tiger" all day!  It's mesmerizing!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 14, 2006, 09:28:44 pm
Another sniper kitty.  :)


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v425/iaretheskyler/animals%20getting%20fucked%20up/22512_w.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 14, 2006, 09:44:32 pm
I love this picture....


(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f79/rainbowillusions1824/764343158_l.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 14, 2006, 09:45:24 pm
good lord, I could watch "Little Feisty Kitten Taunts Big Red Tiger" all day!  It's mesmerizing!

Louise, I'll try to find some more of these. They're pretty funny.  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: louisev on December 14, 2006, 09:51:08 pm
yee haw!  Bring on wild feisty kittens and sniper cats... we'll have this place fortified against the Jess in no time flat!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 14, 2006, 11:48:58 pm
Towel anyone?



(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l18/gitalian23/guy.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on December 15, 2006, 03:11:10 am
Towel anyone?



(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l18/gitalian23/guy.jpg)

YoooHooo Cabana Boy over here!  ;)  :-*

(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3391/sparklewomanhu3.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on December 15, 2006, 05:34:17 am
I'm getting a little concerned about the plethora of moggies populating the place these days. David, I'm allergic!  >:(

Ah-ahh-AHHH-AHHHHCHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dammit, dropped my towel again...)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 15, 2006, 08:58:24 pm
TREVOR!!!  HEY TREVOR!!!!  Nicky dropped her towel... again.  :)

Here he comes Nicky.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 15, 2006, 09:03:38 pm
Look who stopped by for a visit!  :D

Woof!

(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e202/ktlen09/guys/heath_ledger_02.jpg)


(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e202/ktlen09/guys/3178790393.jpg)


(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e202/ktlen09/guys/l11_jpg.jpg)


(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e202/ktlen09/guys/HeathLedger022.jpg)



Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 15, 2006, 09:07:23 pm
.....and it just keeps getting better!  :D



(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e202/ktlen09/guys/39.jpg)


(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e202/ktlen09/guys/dtb29desiree3uw.jpg)


(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e202/ktlen09/guys/enter_top.jpg)


(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e202/ktlen09/guys/jake.jpg)


(I told you my club was good!  :D )


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on December 15, 2006, 09:38:24 pm
 :o :P :o :P :o :P :o :P :o :P

OMG! OMG! OH MY EFFEN GAWD!!!!!! JAKE!! HEATH!! JAKE!! JEATH!! HAKE!! Trevor... don't think I'll be needin' ma towel no more... *drool* *THUD*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 15, 2006, 10:59:18 pm
Look who else stopped by....

Jared Padalecki   

God he's so cute!  :D

(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/djryan019/Cute%20Guys/jared33.jpg)


(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/djryan019/Cute%20Guys/pic071.jpg)


(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/djryan019/Cute%20Guys/pic089.jpg)


(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/djryan019/Cute%20Guys/pic031.jpg)


(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/djryan019/Cute%20Guys/p40_jpg.jpg)


(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/djryan019/Cute%20Guys/816261972_l.jpg)


(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/djryan019/Cute%20Guys/781859190_l.jpg)


(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/djryan019/Cute%20Guys/816261493_l.jpg)


Yummy Yummy!   :D


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 15, 2006, 11:08:45 pm
Um, ........ Jared Padalecki looks a little young doesn't he?

(I should make a joke here about jail bait and chicken but I won't. I'm too refined. Besides, I can't think of any.)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 16, 2006, 12:57:17 am
Leslie...

Jared is 24. So, he's definately chicken, but not jail bait.

He sure is cute.  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: wulfar360 on December 16, 2006, 02:06:16 am
Wulfie! I'm appalled.

I gave you Justin! How much more could you want?

One man at a time Richard.... one man at a time.  ;)


errr ryou  have 2 ! i want 3 !
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 16, 2006, 03:41:03 am

errr ryou  have 2 ! i want 3 !

I have more than 2 Wulfie!  :D

More than 2 and less than 30.

But it's my club. Besides, they all follow me around like little puppies. I have no control over it.

Let me think about this okay Richard, and I'll get back with ya. It's against club policy, but like I said, it's my club.  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on December 16, 2006, 01:19:39 pm
Look who else stopped by....

Jared Padalecki   

Who??

Well, he's so darn cute he's welcome to stay whoever the hell he is! :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 16, 2006, 01:55:22 pm
All right. That sets my mind at ease. (somewhat) Enjoy playing chicken or with your chicken or whatever.

I only have eyes for Jake myself.  ::)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 16, 2006, 05:57:51 pm
Nicky, Jared stars in a television show called "Supernatural".

(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q66/DaneShadows/supernatural.jpg)

The show is about two brothers who run around the country chasing ghosts, vampires and monsters.

Jensen Ackles, who plays the other brother is also very hot...

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k104/becky_jared_fan/jensen%20ackles/JensenAckles.jpg)


(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f279/caitlin_sara/Jensen%20Ackles/JensenAckles.jpg)


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e195/Faded_Halo92/Jensen%20Ackles/JensenAckles49.jpg)


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e195/Faded_Halo92/Jensen%20Ackles/JensenAckles4.jpg)


Both of them are more than welcome to eat cookies in my bed.   :)



Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 16, 2006, 06:11:09 pm
All right. That sets my mind at ease. (somewhat) Enjoy playing chicken or with your chicken or whatever.

I only have eyes for Jake myself.  ::)

Hey Leslie, you like chicken too, huh?  ;)

Jake is only a year or two older than Jared!   :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on December 16, 2006, 07:05:06 pm
Nicky, Jared stars in a television show called "Supernatural".

Hey, we get 'Supernatural' here in the UK! :D Now, if I were given the choice (heehee, as if...) I think I'd plump for young Jared. David, are you putting him to work in the sauna?? (hint, hint...) ::)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 16, 2006, 07:51:24 pm
Hey, we get 'Supernatural' here in the UK! :D Now, if I were given the choice (heehee, as if...) I think I'd plump for young Jared. David, are you putting him to work in the sauna?? (hint, hint...) ::)

Yeah Nicky, if you ever decide to watch "Supernatural" you better turn on your a/c first. Those two are sizzling hot!  :D

I don't know. I'll ask Jared if he's interested in working my saunas. Ooops, I mean working IN my saunas. If he turns me down, I'll try to find his double.  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 16, 2006, 09:58:52 pm
Jake will be 26 on Tuesday. Is he still chicken? When does someone cease to be chicken? Or is it totally dependent upon looks?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Which%20Jake/jacknasty.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 16, 2006, 10:25:54 pm
Jake will be 26 on Tuesday. Is he still chicken? When does someone cease to be chicken? Or is it totally dependent upon looks?

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Which%20Jake/jacknasty.jpg)

I guess it just depends on how old we are.  ;)

I'm afraid when it comes to me, Jared, Jake and probably even Heath are chicken.

It doesn't stop me from lookin' though.  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 16, 2006, 10:54:19 pm
And from that handsome but blurry picture you  have you don't look much over 30.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 16, 2006, 11:01:00 pm
And from that handsome but blurry picture you you have you don't look much over 30.

That's the nicest thing I've heard all day!  :)

I'm 44 though (JUST), but people always tell me I look younger.

Maybe one of these days I'll believe them.  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on December 16, 2006, 11:10:51 pm
I always used to say I was 29 until past 40, but their no way I could get away with that now!

Matk
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 16, 2006, 11:55:27 pm
Another ultra hottie.....

Wentworth Miller

:D :D :D :D :D

Whew!


(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c111/VICKY92324/wentworth%20miller/wentworth_miller_05.jpg)


(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l11/amehiss1999/wentworth%20miller/25355.jpg)


(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a151/betterbroken/84d680ae.jpg)


(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/WINNIE1781/went.jpg)


Question: What do Wentworth, Jared and Jensen have in common (besides being cute)?




Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 17, 2006, 12:15:28 am
Anyone?

Hint: two are nice and one is scary!  :o
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 17, 2006, 12:15:54 am
Answer: (highlight to view it)   They all have appeared in television shows about the supernatural. Wentworth Miller guest starred in an episode of "Ghost Whisperer" where he played the tormented ghost of a fallen Vietnam war soldier.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 17, 2006, 02:57:53 am
Mario Lopez


Holy Shit......


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/beksmommy/mariolopez02.jpg)


(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a174/reeb0k630/MarioLopez.jpg)


(http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/penguinlover78/acslater.jpg)


(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f119/Dana_Roxxi/902b.jpg)


(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p269/redapplestudio/597px-Mario_lopez_0.jpg)



Merry Christmas you all!  :D

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 17, 2006, 03:13:58 am
Joshua Bell

Believe it or not, I watched this cutie grow up. He is from Bloomington, Indiana and he was given the "Indiana Living Legend" award a few years ago.


(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e335/ecopsycho89/JoshuaBellagain.jpg)


(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a310/rain_on_the_ocean/joshuabell.jpg)


(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e335/ecopsycho89/JoshuaBell.jpg)


(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i187/andrespv6482/JoshuaBell-300-0305.jpg)


(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e34/painislife28/Joshua_Bell.jpg)




Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 17, 2006, 03:23:12 am
Justin Long

Nobody else ever thinks he's cute, but I sure do.  :D


(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c89/lay_bear/celebs/justin_long.jpg)


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/RoXx/1235834753_m.jpg)


(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i84/miss_rawr_000/People/JustinLong.jpg)


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Jeff Wrangler on December 17, 2006, 03:30:17 am
Answer: (highlight to view it)   They all have appeared in television shows about the supernatural. Wentworth Miller guest starred in an episode of "Ghost Whisperer" where he played the tormented ghost of a fallen Vietnam war soldier.

Wentworth Miller also appeared in one of the final episodes of the fine "Joan of Arcadia." Because the show was cancelled, we didn't have an opportunity to find out whether his character was good or evil.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on December 17, 2006, 03:32:19 am
Well David, I'm 45 and I still think the boys from Supernatural and Wentworth Miller are HOT!  I am addicted to Supernatural and Prison Break  But I love Dominic Purcell too....he really gets my blood movin

(http://www.nndb.com/people/094/000103782/dominic-purcell-1-sized.jpg) (http://www.movie-gazette.com/directory/img/dominic+purcell.jpg)

and I love the Dad on Supernatural, Jeffrey Dean Morgan

(http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8281/jeffreydeanmorgan99vc7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 17, 2006, 03:34:46 am
I think the medicine is talkin' to me....

lol

Michael Weatherly

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/NicChick/Michael_Weatherly/NCISPhotos-MW-1.jpg)


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h194/Niico0_/Michael%20weatherly/3829940c.jpg)


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h194/Niico0_/Michael%20weatherly/0d744bea.jpg)


(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h194/Niico0_/Michael%20weatherly/68708531.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 17, 2006, 03:36:24 am

and I love the Dad on Supernatural, Jeffrey Dean Morgan

(http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8281/jeffreydeanmorgan99vc7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Oh God, I do too Dottie!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 17, 2006, 03:41:30 am
Scott Foley


(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q137/ErinAdams04/noel11.jpg)


(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d130/missKsaysHEY/scottyf.jpg)

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b161/ashjag/Collages/scott.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 17, 2006, 04:16:22 am
I need to get my ass in bed.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 17, 2006, 07:12:01 pm
ok...and I don't mean this to sound as bad as it is going to...

but maybe you should just tell us the men you DON'T think are attractive...I mean..there is only so much room in cyberspace....
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 17, 2006, 10:13:43 pm
With all those men's pics threads on here and you're picking on me??    ???

Damn Jess! You're about to hit 7000!

Good Lord. I'll congratulate you once it happens. Probably sometime tonight at the rate your going.   ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 17, 2006, 10:14:51 pm
well I can only pick on Roland for so long...I need someone new to harass....and I picked YOU!!


lucky DOG!

STOP DELETEING!!! YOU ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 17, 2006, 10:15:37 pm
ok...and I don't mean this to sound as bad as it is going to...

but maybe you should just tell us the men you DON'T think are attractive...I mean..there is only so much room in cyberspace....

I had to delete that last post and rewrite it because it didn't make any sense. Now it's appearing underneath your response.

People are going to think your psychic, Jess.  :D

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: moremojo on December 18, 2006, 06:38:42 pm
Justin Long

Nobody else ever thinks he's cute, but I sure do.  :D
My sister thinks he's really cute too, and I do agree that he's attractive, just not exactly what I would call my "type".
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 18, 2006, 08:14:38 pm
My sister thinks he's really cute too, and I do agree that he's attractive, just not exactly what I would call my "type".

I love those Apple MacIntosh commercials he's in. He's so cute in those...

"Hi! I'm a Mac!"  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: moremojo on December 18, 2006, 08:26:52 pm
I love those Apple MacIntosh commercials he's in. He's so cute in those...

"Hi! I'm a Mac!"  :)

And I'm crazy about the PC in those commercials! Even though I can't really define the "type" or "types" that appeal to me, he's an example of someone more to my liking. Anyone know that actor's name?
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on December 18, 2006, 08:33:02 pm
And I'm crazy about the PC in those commercials! Even though I can't really define the "type" or "types" that appeal to me, he's an example of someone more to my liking. Anyone know that actor's name?

I have no idea what his name is Scott. But I could try and find out for you if you want!   :)

I frequently browse television websites, so if I come across anything, I'll be sure to pass it along to you.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: moremojo on December 18, 2006, 08:36:52 pm
I frequently browse television websites, so if I come across anything, I'll be sure to pass it along to you.
You bet! ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 19, 2006, 01:13:32 am
*Jess comes in ....looks at David....looks at Scot...*

*shakes her head*

men are men....straight men obsess about women...and gay men obsess about men...

ya'll all thinking with your........not your brains!!

Men!!!

tsk tsk...
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: wulfar360 on December 19, 2006, 01:21:52 am
That's the nicest thing I've heard all day!  :)

I'm 44 though (JUST), but people always tell me I look younger.

Maybe one of these days I'll believe them.  :)


i said  something like this  another time but i guess he must not have yeard that  =/
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: wulfar360 on December 19, 2006, 01:23:57 am
well I can only pick on Roland for so long...I need someone new to harass....and I picked YOU!!


lucky DOG!

STOP DELETEING!!! YOU ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!!
[/quote

im sure as hell glad she didnt pick me
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: wulfar360 on December 19, 2006, 01:25:55 am
My sister thinks he's really cute too, and I do agree that he's attractive, just not exactly what I would call my "type".
what is your type scott?



nm guessi know now lol
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 19, 2006, 01:26:15 am
well I can only pick on Roland for so long...I need someone new to harass....and I picked YOU!!


lucky DOG!

STOP DELETEING!!! YOU ARE DRIVING ME NUTS!!

im sure as hell glad she didnt pick me


*Evil grin*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: wulfar360 on December 19, 2006, 01:28:50 am
whats the evil grin for jess? <looks around nervously>
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on December 19, 2006, 01:34:26 am
whats the evil grin for jess? <looks around nervously>

no reason...

hee hee

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: wulfar360 on December 19, 2006, 01:42:12 am
when women give evil grins its always for something

its never for nuffin ! i know tha tmuch atleast !
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on December 22, 2006, 05:38:10 pm
boy, things have gotten pretty quiet over here. time for some umbrella drinks I thinks!

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Zodiacumbrelladrinks.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 07, 2007, 12:33:34 am
<coughing>

Whew. Look at all this dust.

Nobody has posted here for WEEKS!



IT'S NICK LACHEY DAY!!!!


(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a394/rayscheer159/nick_lachey15.jpg)


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/beksmommy/3.jpg)


(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/twcute2bstrait/9962420-9962423-slarge.jpg)


(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b87/RCDaddysGirl11/s-1.jpg)


(http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o230/Jdefer/11.jpg)



For some reason I find this picture incredibly sexy.

(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k76/tjackson81/NLphoto1.jpg)


(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c393/evil_lil_fairy_2005/nicklachey.jpg)











Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 07, 2007, 12:47:55 am
Hey Dave

Guess we were all busy over the holidays. Cant see you face anymore in you pic.

Mark
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on January 07, 2007, 02:34:03 pm
For some reason I find this picture incredibly sexy.

(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k76/tjackson81/NLphoto1.jpg)

Maybe it's 'cos he's got a "whatcha waitin' for cowboy, a maitin' call?" kinda look on his face?  ;)

Is Nick our new waiter? 'Cos I've been waiting for my dirty martini since December 20th! Gettin' kinda thirsty here...
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 08, 2007, 12:40:53 am
Maybe it's 'cos he's got a "whatcha waitin' for cowboy, a maitin' call?" kinda look on his face?  ;)

Is Nick our new waiter? 'Cos I've been waiting for my dirty martini since December 20th! Gettin' kinda thirsty here...

I think so too Nicky. I just want to climb inside that truck with him and go for a very, very long drive. 

But, I'm afraid I can't afford the wages Nick would expect me to pay him.

So, I guess I'll have to find his double, won't I?

He's such a beautiful man!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 08, 2007, 12:43:32 am
Hey Dave

Guess we were all busy over the holidays. Cant see you face anymore in you pic.

Mark

Sorry about that Mark. I'm working on a better pic of me to post on here.

I hope you had a wonderful Holiday!  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 08, 2007, 12:54:29 am
Hey David~
So glad to see that your back on track!
I have missed you!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 08, 2007, 12:59:58 am
Maybe it's 'cos he's got a "whatcha waitin' for cowboy, a maitin' call?" kinda look on his face?  ;)

Is Nick our new waiter? 'Cos I've been waiting for my dirty martini since December 20th! Gettin' kinda thirsty here...
Only I might say this but he's in a 1964 or  65 Ford pickup like Jack's (red) or Ennis's (blue).
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 08, 2007, 01:04:42 am
Hey guys I am gonna log off. I have a flu like illness right now. Ill catch up to you guys later!

Geri
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 08, 2007, 01:06:16 am
Hey guys I am gonna log off. I have a flu like illness right now. Ill catch up to you guys later!

Geri

Good Night Geri! You take care of yourself!

I'm so sorry you are not feeling well!   :(

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 08, 2007, 01:10:57 am
Only I might say this but he's in a 1964 or  65 Ford pickup like Jack's (red) or Ennis's (blue).

Is it really the same kind of truck as Jack and Ennis?

Maybe there's something to this after all!  :)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 08, 2007, 02:28:14 am
Is it really the same kind of truck as Jack and Ennis?

Maybe there's something to this after all!  :)


Hey Dave

If you look a the Scene wheree Ennis is driving Jr back to Alma's at the interior of the thrunk you can see that it is the same. 1966 or 1965 Ford.

Mark
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 08, 2007, 07:45:38 pm
Uh Oh!!!

I am +2000 now! I guess this means I can't be a member of my own club anymore.  :'(

Okay. Here's the deal. Anyone who joins my club before they hit 2000 will be a club member for life!

Those who join the club after 2000 posts, will be guests. They will also be considered smegma, but we'll be nice to them anyway.  ;)


Hey Dave

If you look a the Scene wheree Ennis is driving Jr back to Alma's at the interior of the thrunk you can see that it is the same. 1966 or 1965 Ford.

Mark

Hey Mark! I'm going to have to check that out! That's really cool Nick was sitting in the same kind of truck as Ennis and Jack!

I wonder if this means Nick is a Brokeback Mountain fan?!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: jpwagoneer1964 on January 09, 2007, 09:59:04 pm
Good pic Dave!!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 09, 2007, 10:16:30 pm
Good pic Dave!!!

It's a bit dark, but at least you can see my face now!  :)

Thanks Mark!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 10, 2007, 12:59:49 am
Uh Oh!!!

I am +2000 now! I guess this means I can't be a member of my own club anymore.  :'(

Okay. Here's the deal. Anyone who joins my club before they hit 2000 will be a club member for life!

Those who join the club after 2000 posts, will be guests. They will also be considered smegma, but we'll be nice to them anyway.  ;)



Oh by the way,  CONGRATULATIONS on hitting 2000 posts!     You know what ever club you run I will always be on the members list! ;) 
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 10, 2007, 01:02:49 am

Oh by the way,  CONGRATULATIONS on hitting 2000 posts!     You know what ever club you run I will always be on the members list! ;) 

Why Thank ya, Thank ya Geri!

You are always welcome here!   :)

It's great to see you tonight, BTW
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kelda on January 10, 2007, 04:46:44 am
Yeah congrats david on hitting 2000!!! And a new picture - was this taken over the holiday season - I always think of you looking like the first avatar you had for so long but its good to see the social/drunk shots too!!!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 10, 2007, 08:23:16 am
Hey David,

I've just laughed my way through all 17 pages here   :laugh:  and would love to become a member of your club.

Can I ask a favour?  Pleeeeeease give a friend if mine a job in your club. He's worked as a waiter before and is presently getting a few bit parts in a couple of TV shows. The acting jobs don't pay much, so he could do with the extra money the waiter job would bring in (the acting will probably never amount to much).

His name is Christopher Meloni    :P

I'm sure he would be popular with your laddie lady members. He has the face and body of an incarnate god and the sexiest gate on the planet!

He would be very grateful  ;) to you for this opportunity (he's too shy to ask you himself).

LOL

Kerry

(Psst! Seriously, David, I still haven't figured out how to post pics here  ::)  Would be eternally grateful if you could post some pics of Christopher for me!  :-*)

 
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 10, 2007, 09:27:57 am
Hey David,

I've just laughed my way through all 17 pages here   :laugh:  and would love to become a member of your club.

Can I ask a favour?  Pleeeeeease give a friend if mine a job in your club. He's worked as a waiter before and is presently getting a few bit parts in a couple of TV shows. The acting jobs don't pay much, so he could do with the extra money the waiter job would bring in (the acting will probably never amount to much).

His name is Christopher Meloni    :P

I'm sure he would be popular with your laddie lady members. He has the face and body of an incarnate god and the sexiest gate on the planet!

He would be very grateful  ;) to you for this opportunity (he's too shy to ask you himself).

LOL

Kerry

(Psst! Seriously, David, I still haven't figured out how to post pics here  ::)  Would be eternally grateful if you could post some pics of Christopher for me!  :-*)

 


His gate is sexy?? ???

ok weird fetish but if landscaping turns you on...I guess that is pretty harmless... ::)

and WHAT are doing in this house of ill repute!! I thought you were a man of discriminating tastes!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 10, 2007, 05:43:38 pm
His gate is sexy?? ???

ok weird fetish but if landscaping turns you on...I guess that is pretty harmless... ::)

and WHAT are doing in this house of ill repute!! I thought you were a man of discriminating tastes!!

 :laugh:       :laugh:       :laugh:

Hee-hee-hee! You make me laugh! It was close to midnight and I was sleep deprived! Besides, I never claimed I was a good speller! Ancient historian, yes. Speller, no! As I wrote that, laaaate last night, I had a mental picture of the many times I have admiringly observed Mr Maloni from behind!!!  :P  I guess I must have had a mental picture, in that same sleep deprived condition, of a swinging gate!  :o Swing that gate, baby! Ooooooh, yeaaaaaah! Come to mama!  :-*  Apologies - I revert to "teenage" whenever I contemplate his classically chiselled countenance (and when I think about his beatific ass, too!!!   ;) ) Gad, did I really say all that naughty stuff? Must be the bad influence of the proprietor of this club rubbing off on me! (Love ya, David!  ;D)

Much love,

Kerry   :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 10, 2007, 07:37:45 pm
Kerry if you want to see what a CLASSY club looks like go here

http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,6750.105.html (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,6750.105.html)

 ;) ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 10, 2007, 08:09:54 pm
Kerry if you want to see what a CLASSY club looks like go here

http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,6750.105.html (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,6750.105.html)

 ;) ;)

Peek through the door if you want to Kerry, but I wouldn't walk in her club if I were you. You might catch a herpes.  ;)



Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 10, 2007, 08:15:42 pm

Can I ask a favour?  Pleeeeeease give a friend if mine a job in your club. He's worked as a waiter before and is presently getting a few bit parts in a couple of TV shows. The acting jobs don't pay much, so he could do with the extra money the waiter job would bring in (the acting will probably never amount to much).

His name is Christopher Meloni    :P


Christopher is one of my favorite names.  :)

He's Hired!

(Now where in the hell did I put those W4 forms?)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 10, 2007, 09:16:36 pm
Gad, did I really say all that naughty stuff? Must be the bad influence of the proprietor of this club rubbing off on me! (Love ya, David!  ;D)


That's okay Kerry. Jess has that effect on people. She makes them cuss like drunken sailors.  ;)

Welcome to the 2000 Club!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 10, 2007, 09:44:10 pm
That's okay Kerry. Jess has that effect on people. She makes them cuss like drunken sailors.  ;)

Welcome to the 2000 Club!

UH...EXCUSE ME!!

He said the proprietor of THIS club...and since I am aware your grasp of the English language is sketchy at best..


Here is the Merrian Webster definition of proprietor...

Main Entry: pro·pri·e·tor
Pronunciation: pr&-'prI-&-t&r
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of 1proprietary
1 : one granted ownership of a colony (as one of the original American colonies) and full prerogatives of establishing a government and distributing land
2 a : a person who has the legal right or exclusive title to something : OWNER b : one having an interest (as control or present use) less than absolute and exclusive right  - pro·pri·e·tor·ship  /-"ship/ noun

that would be YOU!!

I wouldn't HAVE this flea infested deathtrap!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 10, 2007, 10:08:16 pm
See what I mean, Kerry?

Jess has that effect on people.

Seriously, Jess is a very nice person and a great moderator.

People normally start cussing when they walk inside her club.  :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 10, 2007, 10:11:57 pm
See what I mean, Kerry?

Jess has that effect on people.

Seriously, Jess is a very nice person and a great moderator.

People normally start cussing when they walk inside her club.  :P

*Jess eyeing David with wary suspicion*

(cause I can tell SOMETHING is up with him...)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 10, 2007, 10:15:29 pm
Godverdomme!!! Hey David~
Give me a drink. I have a big scene coming up on The Performance. got to get into bed with Ennis. Better yet give me a glass and leave that bottle of tequila in front of me. Oh, don't forget the lemon and salt! ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 10, 2007, 10:44:39 pm
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e147/HipEyLoLLy2010/cabotequla.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 10, 2007, 10:49:32 pm
mmmm!  Cabo Wabo!  my favorite. Nothing but the best in your club!  I'm gonna need some more lemon!
Thanks David!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 10, 2007, 10:52:23 pm
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m276/cwhits91/Lemon-22.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 10, 2007, 10:53:54 pm
I have a big scene coming up on The Performance. got to get into bed with Ennis.

 :o  :o   :o

You get to go to bed with Ennis?

You lucky, lucky girl!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 10, 2007, 10:59:36 pm
My! The service around here surpasses all the others!  Oh I'm sorry David this salt shaker seems to be empty!

Yes I do have to go to bed with Ennis.  As soon as he gets back. {{LESLIE}}  If I get too hammered waiting here, theres no law that says you couldnt fill in for me tonight David! It might start a brand new chapter to the Performance! :laugh: :laugh: Ill drink up!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 10, 2007, 11:04:40 pm
My! The service around here surpasses all the others!  Oh I'm sorry David this salt shaker seems to be empty!

Yes I do have to go to bed with Ennis.  As soon as he gets back. {{LESLIE}}  If I get too hammered waiting here, theres no law that says you couldnt fill in for me tonight David! It might start a brand new chapter to the Performance! :laugh: :laugh: Ill drink up!

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f327/redheadjenjen/saltshaker.jpg)


Oh, so you're going to bed with Leslie??

I thought you were..... aren't you..... didn't you say you were......

<scratching head>

Never mind!  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 10, 2007, 11:07:13 pm
If I get too hammered waiting here, theres no law that says you couldnt fill in for me tonight David! It might start a brand new chapter to the Performance! :laugh: :laugh: Ill drink up!

I wouldn't know what to do with Leslie if I had her.  ???

 ;)  ;)  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on January 10, 2007, 11:11:39 pm
I wouldn't know what to do with Leslie if I had her.  ???

 ;)  ;)  ;)

should I be flattered or insulted??  :-\

Now you messed up the equilibrium of my delicate actor ego. Doubt I'll be able to perform tonight.  >:(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 10, 2007, 11:12:36 pm
Well yes David. Leslie and I are actors. But we can pull it off real well as we really get into character. If you read our scenes :P you will see that you won't be able to tell us from the real Alma and Ennis. The only thing I'm worried about now is that I get real mean when I drink.  one more shot and I am out of here!  wish me luck!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 10, 2007, 11:13:57 pm
David all you do is follow the script! It's not in Dutch though so maybe you won't understand most of it! lol
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 10, 2007, 11:25:00 pm
David all you do is follow the script! It's not in Dutch though so maybe you won't understand most of it! lol

lol

Well they asked me to play a part in it once... I think they wanted me to play a shirt or a pair of pants.

How does one act like a pair of pants?   ???
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 10, 2007, 11:27:23 pm
should I be flattered or insulted??  :-\

Now you messed up the equilibrium of my delicate actor ego. Doubt I'll be able to perform tonight.  >:(

Sorry about that Leslie. Here's another equilibrium for you....

(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/Haco/Equilibrium_DVD.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on January 10, 2007, 11:28:08 pm
lol

Well they asked me to play a part in it once... I think they wanted me to play a shirt or a pair of pants.

How does one act like a pair of pants?   ???

with imagination.........

Here's Geri and me when we were in rehearsal
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/EnnisAlmainbed.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on January 10, 2007, 11:30:36 pm
What does somebody have to do to get a drink around here??
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/bloom.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 10, 2007, 11:33:13 pm
What does somebody have to do to get a drink around here??
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/bloom.jpg)

He's cute!

That's Orlando Bloom isn't it?

He's the one I thought looked like Dane from Shades of Grey.

What would you like to drink, Leslie?
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on January 10, 2007, 11:49:11 pm
A Bloody Mary sounds real good. Well mebbe not. I got a stay in character. Need to go back on stage as Ennis any minute now. Alma is gettin' ready t' reject me. How 'bout just a shot a whiskey? Thanks friend
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 11, 2007, 12:38:37 am
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j47/WhiskeyChica/Miscellaneous%20Pictures/WhiskeyShot.jpg)


Ya'll are wearing my ass OUT with these drink orders.


I'm gonna let some of my staff run your drinks to ya, okay?

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e99/metalmusicbaby/chipps.jpg)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on January 11, 2007, 12:41:43 am
Mmmm, so many choices! Thanks! But I think I'll just have a coke.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/The%20Performance/cokecurves.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: acoustic man on January 11, 2007, 01:50:30 am
I'll have what Geri's having, or better yet can I have Geri?  ::)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 11, 2007, 02:00:00 am
I'll have what Geri's having, or better yet can I have Geri?  ::)

Well, as far as the second part of your question, that's entirely up to Geri. I can help you with the first part though!  :D

What did she drink? I can't remember.....

Oh yeah.....


(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e147/HipEyLoLLy2010/cabotequla.jpg)


Drink it slow, Tullio. It packs a mighty punch.

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 11, 2007, 02:05:25 am
lol!   :laugh: Watch out for that Tequila Tullio,  David's right, it does pack a mean punch!  But it's soooo good!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 11, 2007, 02:11:40 am
lol!   :laugh: Watch out for that Tequila Tullio,  David's right, it does pack a mean punch!  But it's soooo good!

It is good. But you have to take it slow. Less is more, in my opinion.

We warned him Geri. It's out of our hands now.   

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: moremojo on January 11, 2007, 11:18:49 am
How does one act like a pair of pants?   ???
David, you coulda just taken a cue from your fellow Hoosier, Melinda!:

http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,2739.msg46314.html#msg46314 (http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php/topic,2739.msg46314.html#msg46314)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 11, 2007, 06:39:19 pm
The scene outside David's club ..  :P ;D


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/9339e8a7.jpg)


*Lucise grabs bottle of tequila and runs back to the Cool 5000+ people's club .. :P *
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 11, 2007, 07:48:32 pm
The scene outside David's club ..  :P ;D


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Misc/9339e8a7.jpg)



That's from all the tequilla everybody drank last night.

Not my fault.



*Lucise grabs bottle of tequila and runs back to the Cool 5000+ people's club .. :P *

HEY! SMEGMA PERSON! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT TEQUILLA!   >:(

<David picks up phone and calls 9-1-1>
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 11, 2007, 07:55:20 pm
calling the Sheriff??

yeah, good luck with THAT  ::) ::)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 11, 2007, 08:02:39 pm
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/tequila-1.jpg)   Is that Acoustic man (Tullio) outside??? :o?

                                                                                                       


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 12, 2007, 03:17:49 am
calling the Sheriff??

yeah, good luck with THAT  ::) ::)

HEY!  >:(

I told you low lifes to stay out of here!

Get out! Get out! GET OUT!!!  >:(  >:(  >:(

Good Lord.

What do I have to do? Hire a damn swat team to keep them out of here??   >:( ........  ;)

lol
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 12, 2007, 03:22:59 am
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k85/Arad-3/tequila-1.jpg)   Is that Acoustic man (Tullio) outside??? :o?

                                                                                                       




God Geri, I hope Tullio looks better than that!  :P

He didn't drink that muchTequilla anyhow.

Besides, I shooed his ass on out the door just after he finished chugging that first bottle.  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: acoustic man on January 12, 2007, 03:42:30 am
Is that Acoustic man (Tullio) outside??? :o?
                                                                                                    
God Geri, I know I look rough sometimes when I get back from being on the road but I never realized I looked that bad! I think that was the guy I tripped over when I was leaving last night...
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: acoustic man on January 12, 2007, 03:47:33 am
BTW isn't he the bartender from the 5000 posts club?  LOL :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 12, 2007, 03:50:09 am
BTW isn't he the bartender from the 5000 posts club?  LOL :laugh:

I doubt the "peeing man" would stoop so low Tullio.  :P ...  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: acoustic man on January 12, 2007, 03:53:43 am
What do I know I am only at 150 posts and I have been on here since April...
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 12, 2007, 03:57:32 am
What do i know I am only at 150 posts and I have been on here since April

Well Tullio, you are always welcome at this club!

Since April? That sounds pretty good to me. I've only been here since June!

But you really should start posting more!

In the meantime, sit down, relax and enjoy the club.  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: acoustic man on January 12, 2007, 04:07:34 am
That sounds like a great idea! Since all the cool people hang out here I was going to ask you if I could play at your club sometime
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 12, 2007, 09:07:27 am
Hey David,

Here's a couple of pics of my buddy, Chris. Thanks for giving him a job in your club. I think he'll look kinda cute in the uniform your waiters wear - bow-tie, cuffs & jockstrap!

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/ChristopherMeloni-1.jpg)

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/ChristopherMeloni3.jpg)

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/ChristopherMeloni2.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: TXdoug on January 12, 2007, 10:33:21 am
WOW !!! Thanks Kerry for posting them pictures of ya friend. He is VERY handsome.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 12, 2007, 07:57:27 pm
That sounds like a great idea! Since all the cool people hang out here I was going to ask you if I could play at your club sometime


Of course you can!

The stage is all yours Tullio. My personal orchestra will be happy to accompany you (if you want them to, that is).



(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/the1andonlycharlie/IMG_2327.jpg)


The crowd is waiting for you.....


(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e327/weiser878/up_rock.jpg)


(and Jess tried to tell everyone that nobody comes to my club!) 

I drove past her place the other day and there was ONE car in the parking lot. Pitiful. Just pitiful.

I'd cry you a river Jess, but I'm laughing too hard right now. :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 12, 2007, 07:58:51 pm
Hey David,

Here's a couple of pics of my buddy, Chris. Thanks for giving him a job in your club. I think he'll look kinda cute in the uniform your waiters wear - bow-tie, cuffs & jockstrap!


Hey Kerry, your friend Chris is cute!

All my employess are cute, so he'll fit right in!  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: acoustic man on January 12, 2007, 09:29:46 pm
David I would be honored to perform with your orchestra, I hear they are phenomenal! We could record the show and release a DVD " Live at David's " But you have to conduct the orchestra.... ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on January 12, 2007, 10:09:04 pm
I drove past her place the other day and there was ONE car in the parking lot. Pitiful. Just pitiful.

Was this the car you saw David? :laugh: I think a customer left it there about 10 years ago. I hear it's JESS'S... ;)

(http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/b/be/bethtt/417881_old_rusty_car_2.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 12, 2007, 11:11:48 pm
Was this the car you saw David? :laugh: I think a customer left it there about 10 years ago. I hear it's JESS'S... ;)

(http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/b/be/bethtt/417881_old_rusty_car_2.jpg)

That looks like the car they tried to give to Anke!



Oh, wait a minute. This is the car they tried to give her....

(http://www.durisate.it/img_divertenti/horse_car.jpg)

I can't seem to decide which one is worse.  :P

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 12, 2007, 11:13:34 pm
David I would be honored to perform with your orchestra, I hear they are phenomenal! We could record the show and release a DVD " Live at David's " But you have to conduct the orchestra.... ;D

Of course I will Tullio.

I wouldn't have it any other way!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 12, 2007, 11:15:51 pm
Hey Kerry, your friend Chris is cute!

All my employess are cute, so he'll fit right in!  :)

I've ditched Chris (he was soooooo demanding!) and have a new boyfriend, Daniel:

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/DanielCraig00711.jpg)

He also needs a job. His previous employer is after him for breach of contract. Would appreciate if you could find him work. He already has a bowtie:

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/DanielCraig007-6.jpg)

And has previous experience as a pool-side cocktail waiter:

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/DanielCraig007-8.jpg)

He'll rush right on over there as soon as you give the OK:

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/DanielCraig007-7.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 12, 2007, 11:29:28 pm
Kerry Kerry Kerry.

tsk. tsk. tsk.

You're just THROWIN' those cute men aside aren't you?

Well, that's a damn shame about Chris. It really is.

I suppose you know what you're doing.

But Daniel is cute enough to work here too! He's hired.  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 12, 2007, 11:39:39 pm
WOW !!! Thanks Kerry for posting them pictures of ya friend. He is VERY handsome.

I've got a new boyfriend now, Doug (yeah, sure, I wish!). Scroll down (up?) and say "Hello" to Daniel! Ain't he kewt?!!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 12, 2007, 11:50:53 pm
I've got a new boyfriend now, Doug (yeah, sure, I wish!). Scroll down (up?) and say "Hello" to Daniel! Ain't he kewt?!!!

Daniel has a bit of a temper:

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/DanielCraig00710.jpg)

But can also be quite charming when he wants to be. This is a pic of him with his plevious boyfriend (he was very fem!). Ditched him for me. Wish he'd stop telling me how much I remind him of his ex!!!

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/DanielCraig007-1.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 12, 2007, 11:56:40 pm
Kerry, Daniel is awfully cute. I love a man packing a gun.

I hope he doesn't start shooting it in my club though. He'll behave himself, won't he?

Does he have a license for his piece?  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 13, 2007, 12:53:20 am
Kerry, Daniel is awfully cute. I love a man packing a gun.

I hope he doesn't start shooting it in my club though. He'll behave himself, won't he?

Does he have a license for his piece?  ;)

Does he have a license? He has a license to kill, baby!!!  :o  (James Bond theme playing in background)

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/DanielCraig0079.jpg)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 13, 2007, 12:55:22 am
Does he have a license? He has a license to kill, baby!!!  :o  (James Bond theme playing in background)

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/DanielCraig0079.jpg)



Lordy! That's a big one!   :o

I'm talking about his gun ya'll!

Maybe I should put him in my security department to keep all the Jess's away.  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 13, 2007, 12:59:24 am
Lordy! That's a big one!   :o

I'm talking about his gun ya'll!

Maybe I should put him in my security department to keep all the Jess's away.  ;)

Yeah, it is a big one! And I ain't talkin bout the guuuuuuun!!!  :o
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 13, 2007, 01:07:10 am
Yeah, it is a big one! And I ain't talkin bout the guuuuuuun!!!  :o

Haha!

Well, if his piece down south is as big as the piece he's holding, he's definately armed and dangerous.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 13, 2007, 01:11:38 am
Haha!

Well, if his piece down south is as big as the piece he's holding, he's definately armed and dangerous.

It brought a lump to my throat!!!    :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 13, 2007, 01:17:15 am
It brought a lump to my throat!!!    :laugh:

Could you elaborate, Kerry? I don't think I understand what you mean.  ;)


Just kidding. I understand!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 13, 2007, 04:24:54 am
Well, well, well ..

Look at you two drooling over MY Daniel Craig ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Celebres/a6b49457.jpg)


Hands off, people!! :P 8)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 13, 2007, 05:02:26 am
Well, well, well ..

Look at you two drooling over MY Daniel Craig ..


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Celebres/a6b49457.jpg)


Hands off, people!! :P 8)

(She thinks she can come in here and tell us who we can put our hands on)

Shoo! Go on girl. Get out of here.

Just walk on out that door.

I heard Jess is fumigating her place for rats and roaches.

Try cracking a few windows. I think the two of you have been inhaling too much Strychnine.

I'm sincerely worried. 
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 13, 2007, 05:35:31 am
Hey David~
How was business tonight??   Sorry I couldnt make it,  I  had to D-Jay an anniversary party all evening. Lots of fun though! :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 13, 2007, 06:44:20 am
Well, well, well ..

Look at you two drooling over MY Daniel Craig ..

Hands off, people!! :P 8)

Dream on, lady!!! >:(  It's my ass he's got his beautiful big baby blues on, not yours!!! Tst, some people!!!  ::)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 13, 2007, 11:40:56 am
(She thinks she can come in here and tell us who we can put our hands on)

Shoo! Go on girl. Get out of here.

Just walk on out that door.

I heard Jess is fumigating her place for rats and roaches.

Try cracking a few windows. I think the two of you have been inhaling too much Strychnine.

I'm sincerely worried. 


unfortunately I am forced to fumigate the place fairly regularly, since we have been unable to prevent you digging tunnels and driving your rattle trap car over there...

and don't worry about us breathing strychnine....you will be dead of the plague LONG before us (since the rats and roaches run free in here)

WE in the GOOD club CARE about cleanliness....you'll not find people peeing on our sidewalk!

HUMPH!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 13, 2007, 11:16:55 pm
My new Anti Jess Defense System....

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/sprocket78/funny%20animals/lilstinker.jpg)


lol



(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/sprocket78/funny%20animals/beweird.jpg)


(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/sprocket78/funny%20animals/lauhoften.jpg)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 13, 2007, 11:31:59 pm
My new Anti Jess Defense System....

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/sprocket78/funny%20animals/lilstinker.jpg)


lol


like anyone would notice any difference in how this place smells???
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 13, 2007, 11:52:49 pm
Hey David~
How was business tonight??   Sorry I couldnt make it,  I  had to D-Jay an anniversary party all evening. Lots of fun though! :)

Yeah, business was great Geri! Thanks for asking.

It sounds like you had a really good time last night.  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 14, 2007, 02:12:23 am
unfortunately I am forced to fumigate the place fairly regularly, since we have been unable to prevent you digging tunnels and driving your rattle trap car over there...

and don't worry about us breathing strychnine....you will be dead of the plague LONG before us (since the rats and roaches run free in here)

WE in the GOOD club CARE about cleanliness....you'll not find people peeing on our sidewalk!

HUMPH!

Now Jess, I know the only reason you utter all this unpleasant commentary to me  is because you are so insanely jealous of my club you just can't stand it.

I mean, come on Jess...

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e123/nick_salgado/shack.jpg)

The condition of your club is totally uncalled for.  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 14, 2007, 02:17:50 am


Jess,  Can you believe him? 
Posting a picture of his outhouse, claiming it is our club!  ::)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 14, 2007, 02:30:38 am

Jess,  Can you believe him? 
Posting a picture of his outhouse, claiming it is our club!  ::)


well he IS easily confused...
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 14, 2007, 03:07:55 am
well he IS easily confused...

I won't even dignify that remark with a response.  >:(

Yes I will......

PHFFFFTT!!!  >:( ....  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 14, 2007, 03:19:32 am

Jess,  Can you believe him? 
Posting a picture of his outhouse, claiming it is our club!  ::)


Milli, NOW I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY CLUB!  >:(

(She's soooo jealous)

You've forced me to take drastic measures.

I'm sorry but I have no choice but to unleash my attack kiitens on you!  >:( ....  ;)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/sprocket78/funny%20animals/flyinkitties.jpg)


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 14, 2007, 06:21:54 am
Don't forget your new staffer, David. He'll keep on eye out for any security breaches in your club:

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/DanielCraig00712.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 14, 2007, 07:04:35 am
Don't forget your new staffer, David. He'll keep on eye out for any security breaches in your club:

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/DanielCraig00712.jpg)

Sorry lads .. your "new staffer" (NOT!) is currently occupied ..!
So do not disturb .. please!  8)  Shoo..go away!  ;D


(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Celebres/ac6701f9.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 14, 2007, 07:07:27 am
Milli, NOW I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY CLUB!  >:(

(She's soooo jealous)

You've forced me to take drastic measures.

I'm sorry but I have no choice but to unleash my attack kiitens on you!  >:( ....  ;)


Oh..so that's what you have resort to ..?
Attack kittens? PUH-LEASE!!
I am just quaking in my boots .. shaking like a leaf, I am!  ::)

*Lucise turns away and focuses her attentions on Daniel Craig..*    ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kelda on January 14, 2007, 08:09:49 am
Milli, NOW I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY CLUB!  >:(

(She's soooo jealous)

You've forced me to take drastic measures.

I'm sorry but I have no choice but to unleash my attack kiitens on you!  >:( ....  ;)

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/sprocket78/funny%20animals/flyinkitties.jpg)




 ;D :laugh: ;D (so cute!)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 14, 2007, 08:47:21 am
Sorry lads .. your "new staffer" (NOT!) is currently occupied ..!
So do not disturb .. please!  8)  Shoo..go away!  ;D

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Celebres/ac6701f9.jpg)

That's Daniel's ex-BOYfriend in that bed with him! He is VERY feminine!!! Daniel ditched him for me. Wish he'd stop telling me how much I remind him of his ex!!! Here's another pic of Daniel with the same fella! I told you he was feminine!!!

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/DanielCraig007-5.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 14, 2007, 09:19:33 am
Daniel ditched him for me. Wish he'd stop telling me how much I remind him of his ex!!!


::)
No, uncool non-5000+ person ..  like I said before .. Il est mine!!  8)
Here is Daniel relaxing on my yacht, thinking on how he can stop the rumours that Kerry has started ..  :P

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Celebres/a7e65b9c-2.jpg)

Since I am in a generous mood just now, I'll say one thing:
 if you are very nice to me, I can let you borrow him for an hour a month, no more .. no less, take it or leave it!  ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on January 14, 2007, 12:46:10 pm
Meanwhile, as you all are fighting over Daniel Craig, Jake and I steal away into the night for some steamy sex.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Which%20Jake/jake84.jpg)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 14, 2007, 12:53:11 pm
Meanwhile, as you all are fighting over Daniel Craig, Jake and I steal away into the night for some steamy sex.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/Which%20Jake/jake84.jpg)



man I have the BEST response to this but I just can't bring myself to post it...*sigh*

Dang this lady stuff....but I AM a lady so I will refrain...must uphold myself as THE moral one up in this SAD place....come Milli....lets leave them to wallow in the mud

YES you can bring Craig...just throw the sheet around him and come on...
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: coffeecat33 on January 14, 2007, 12:54:56 pm
Well if you are leaving then never mind this post. But in the future, if you are going to have a cat fight, I suggest charging admission - you may need the extra cash some day for the lawyers - or the exterminators.

(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k261/coffeecat33/girlsfighting.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: acoustic man on January 14, 2007, 03:51:11 pm
(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/sprocket78/funny%20animals/flyinkitties.jpg)



Don't be too confident these are not just ordinary kitties, these are laser cats!!!!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 14, 2007, 06:02:46 pm

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/DanielCraig007-5.jpg)

You can have Daniel! He was terrible in bed! Just take a look at him with that girly-man above. Look who's on top!!!   :o (That's it, Daniel! Now, just bend your knees and rest your heels on my shoulders! Aaaaah!!!  :-\) Meet my new boyfriend Matthew (Pride & Prejudice) Macfadyen! Hands off, ladies!  :laugh:

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/matthew_macfadyen.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 14, 2007, 08:22:59 pm

You can have Daniel! He was terrible in bed! Just take a look at him with that girly-man above.

Yeah, yeah, yeah .. say whatever you need to, whatever you need to make yourself feel better, mate!  ;D
Well, when this new 'what's his name' of yours leaves you high and dry, don't come back to me looking for the 1-hour-a-month deal I offered you before.  Offer officially withdrawn! 8)

*Lucise walks out, leaving hot pics of her Daniel lying around, for Kerry to drool over later ..lol*

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Celebres/b8f2cb3a.jpg)  (http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Celebres/a2e9d749.jpg)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 14, 2007, 08:54:50 pm
Meet my new boyfriend Matthew (Pride & Prejudice) Macfadyen! Hands off, ladies!  :laugh:

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/matthew_macfadyen.jpg)

I'd hide him someplace if I were you Kerry, or Milli will barge in here and steal him too.  >:( ...  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 14, 2007, 09:10:21 pm
I'd hide him someplace if I were you Kerry, or Milli will barge in here and steal him too.  >:( ...  ;)

He's only got eyes for me!  :o  Crazy about me, he is! (I'm warming to him slowly)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 14, 2007, 09:29:13 pm
Here is Daniel relaxing on my yacht, thinking on how he can stop the rumours that Kerry has started ..  :P

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Celebres/a7e65b9c-2.jpg)


And upon closer inspection, we discover what Lucise's "yacht" really looks like....


(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i212/xdairyx/001RowBoatAdirondakLOJ.jpg)

I'm sure you charmed the socks off of him with that bathtub toy of yours.




Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 14, 2007, 09:30:33 pm
hey! I got a boat like that...what you saying??
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 14, 2007, 09:37:59 pm
 :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 14, 2007, 09:38:47 pm
hey! I got a boat like that...what you saying??

Not a thing! It hardly qualifies as a yacht though.

Poor Lucise. She'll probably never see Daniel again.

But I do give her an "E" for effort.

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 15, 2007, 05:40:25 am
:laugh:

Just to make you feel better, Lucise, here's a pic of my new in-laws:

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/netherfiled.jpg)

Elegance, charm, wit and charisma. They're wallowing in it all, baby! Oh, and I almost forgot, they're FILTHY RICH TOO!!! Don't feel inadequate, Lucise. I'm sure you'll find happiness (of sorts) one of these days (Kerry exits stage left, stifling a malevolent laugh - Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 15, 2007, 05:44:39 am
And you thought Elton John looked good in fancy dress?! He's poor country cousin alongside my Matthew! Sigh! What a man!  Eat your heart out, girls!  :laugh:

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/MatthewMacFadyen2.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on January 15, 2007, 02:25:05 pm
Hate to break it to ya bud, but meet Matthew's... missus!! :o :'(

(http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/othello/whoswho/images/dessie.jpg)

There, there... dry your eyes now... s'alright, s'alright...
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 15, 2007, 02:28:16 pm
Ahem .. Bwahahahaaha at Kerry!  :P


*Lucise runs away before someone comes along and claims Daniel has another missus .. :o *
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on January 15, 2007, 02:30:43 pm
Ahem .. Bwahahahaaha at Kerry!  :P


*Lucise runs away before someone comes and says Daniel has another missus .. :o *

Another missus?? How many has he got?? As if it wasn't bad enough that he's two-timing me with YOU... >:(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 15, 2007, 02:31:01 pm
Hate to break it to ya bud, but meet Matthew's... missus!! :o :'(
(http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/othello/whoswho/images/dessie.jpg)

There, there... dry your eyes now... s'alright, s'alright...

Ewwwww..... that one hurt!

Poor Kerry.

I'm here for ya, Buddy.  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on January 15, 2007, 02:32:55 pm
Yes, her name is Keeley Hawes and she's GORGEOUS. Perhaps Kerry and I could concoct a cunning plan... ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 15, 2007, 02:34:01 pm
:laugh:

Stop changing your avatar Lucise. You're making me dizzy.

Who is that a picture of btw?
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 15, 2007, 02:42:46 pm
Stop changing your avatar Lucise. You're making me dizzy.
Who is that a picture of btw?

That, my dear David, is Daniela Sea .. you can check her out in 'The L Word" ..
Sorry about the dizziness ..  ;D


Another missus?? How many has he got?? As if it wasn't bad enough that he's two-timing me with YOU... >:(

Why, I never..!  Dream on, girl .. Last I checked, Daniel got my name tattoed on his ..
Never mind, point is, he got my name tattoo'ed ..
Didn't know that, didja? :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on January 15, 2007, 02:59:26 pm
Why, I never..!  Dream on, girl .. Last I checked, Daniel got my name tattoed on his ..
Never mind, point is, he got my name tattoo'ed ..
Didn't know that, didja? :P

I did ask Daniel what the messy looking smudge was on his... he said it was a botched laser tattoo removal job... had it done when he was drunk... some crazed fan he was trying to get away from... oh my dear, was that YOU?  ;)

See how Daniel laughs at your suggestion...

(http://www.klast.net/bond/images/craig9.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 15, 2007, 04:06:43 pm
I did ask Daniel what the messy looking smudge was on his... he said it was a botched laser tattoo removal job... had it done when he was drunk... some crazed fan he was trying to get away from... oh my dear, was that YOU?  ;)

"Botched tattoo removal" ..hmmpff.. >:(..whatever, sister!  :P

Don't make me show you his .. umm, where the tattoo is .. I can prove to you that it is still there, I saw it only a few minutes ago while on my lunch break!  ;D

Too bad the swim trunks cover the 'evidence'.. 8) 8)
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i285/Lucise/Celebres/a6b49457.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on January 15, 2007, 06:02:14 pm
I'll be needing to see exhibit 'A' before the jury can reach its verdict... ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 16, 2007, 08:21:47 am
Hate to break it to ya bud, but meet Matthew's... missus!! :o :'(

(http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/othello/whoswho/images/dessie.jpg)

There, there... dry your eyes now... s'alright, s'alright...

Gasp! You are gooooood! What are you, a private investigator? I am impressed! Fact is, Saucy, and ple-ease keep this to yourself (promise you won't tell a soul?), they have separated! Their publicists haven't released the news yet. They met on that British TV spy drama "Spooks" and  enjoyed a whirlwind romance. Alas, like so many such things, it simply fizzled out. When the story is released, it will state that Matthew has found comfort, love and companionship in the arms of a fabulously wealthy, stunningly gorgeous, exotic Australian heiress. Now this is the "secret" part . . . . . . the "heiress" is actually ME! It's only the gender that's been changed, for the publicity! All the rest is true. I really am fabulously wealthy and stunningly gorgeous - just happens that I'm not a women! Publicists have to tell these lies to keep the lady fans panting for more. I really do feel for his ex! I believe she's presently living in a cold-water flat in London. Her career has nose-dived since Matthew left her for me. She only ever gained her "fame" (whatever?) from Matthew's afterglow. Poor girl. I really feeeel for her! Tst! Tst! Sad!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 16, 2007, 12:57:35 pm
Quite the elaborate cover-up you got there Kerry!  :laugh: hehe..

<sarcasm> I AM impressed .. ::) </sarcasm>
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 16, 2007, 07:17:04 pm
Quite the elaborate cover-up you got there Kerry!  :laugh: hehe..

<sarcasm> I AM impressed .. ::) </sarcasm>

Hush, Lucise! Hush! Who told you? Was it Saucy? She's such a big-mouth! I asked her to keep it a secret! Now Matthew's heard about it and he's really angry! He just stormed out the house. Said he was going to speak with his attorney! Was muttering "Saucycobblers, saucycobblers, saucycobblers" under his breath, as he headed for the door!!!

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/ppdance2.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 16, 2007, 07:48:16 pm
I'll be needing to see exhibit 'A' before the jury can reach its verdict... ;D

I'm with you Nicky!

We need to see his exhibit!


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 16, 2007, 08:05:39 pm
I'm with you Nicky!

We need to see his exhibit!

You'll be waiting till the cows come home, darling ..
FYI: The exhibit is for my eyes ONLY!  ;D


Hush, Lucise! Hush! Who told you? Was it Saucy? She's such a big-mouth! I asked her to keep it a secret! Now Matthew's heard about it and he's really angry! He just stormed out the house. Said he was going to speak with his attorney! Was muttering "Saucycobblers, saucycobblers, saucycobblers" under his breath, as he headed for the door!!!

Whoops, relationship stormy already?  :laugh:
Too bad for you that I already withdrew my one-hour-a-month-with-Daniel deal.
You shoulda grabbed it when you had the chance .. (I don't mean grab the 'exhibit' .. tsk tsk..dirty minds)
 ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on January 16, 2007, 08:09:59 pm
Was muttering "Saucycobblers, saucycobblers, saucycobblers" under his breath, as he headed for the door!!!

Honey, Matthew always has my name on his lips - usually when I have my lips on his... well, I couldn't possibly tell you - I'm a laydeee.  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 16, 2007, 08:12:04 pm
You'll be waiting till the cows come home, darling ..
FYI: The exhibit is for my eyes ONLY!  ;D


Whoops, relationship stormy already?  :laugh:
Too bad for you that I already withdrew my one-hour-a-month-with-Daniel deal.
You shoulda grabbed it when you had the chance .. (I don't mean grab the 'exhibit' .. tsk tsk..dirty minds)
 ;D


I bet you would let Jess see his exhibit if she wanted to. I bet it's one of those cheap +5000 club perks.

Don't worry. I'll figure out a way to see his exhibit.  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on January 16, 2007, 08:13:37 pm
We need to see his exhibit!

I'm writing a subpoena as we speak...  ;) :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 16, 2007, 08:42:05 pm
I bet you would let Jess see his exhibit if she wanted to. I bet it's one of those cheap +5000 club perks.

Well, okay, I'd let Jess have a quick look ..   8) ..but only because she ensures the club is in immaculate shape and makes sure that our sports cars are properly warshed and waxed at the end of each day.  If not, no way jose ..


Just thought I'd rub it in .. I have a 6.30 appointment with Daniel at the cinema tonight ..
I won't be thinking of you all .. I'll be drooling having a swell time .. ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 16, 2007, 09:15:55 pm

Just thought I'd rub it in .. I have a 6.30 appointment with Daniel at the cinema tonight ..
I won't be thinking of you all .. I'll be drooling having a swell time .. ;D


Uh!  :o

Well, alrighty then!

Just look at her! Strutting in here and bragging about how SHE has an "appointment" with Daniel at the cinema tonight!

Honey, girlfriend.... if you need an appointment just to see a movie with Mr. Daniel, you don't have him as hog tied as you might think.  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 16, 2007, 10:22:46 pm
Ewwwww..... that one hurt!

Poor Kerry.

I'm here for ya, Buddy.  :)

Thanx, David. I know I can always rely on you! You're a good mate! ;D Not like that meeeeean Lucise  >:( Goodness, she is sooo cruel to me! I mean, I'm very happy for her and Craig n'all, but I just don't want to have their sordid little affair constantly rubbed in my face. Re-eally, been there, done that! (hold on, I don't think that came out right!  :-\) And as for that gumshoe, Saucy, don't ever go telling her any secrets. They'll be all over town in no time  :o

(Oh, Lucise. Pssst! Excuse me, honey.  Can I have a quiet, confidential word with you while no-one else is listening? Is there any way I could "borrow" Daniel for a few minutes while Matthew's out, visiting his attorney? Pretty please!)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 17, 2007, 01:33:34 am

(Oh, Lucise. Pssst! Excuse me, honey.  Can I have a quiet, confidential word with you while no-one else is listening? Is there any way I could "borrow" Daniel for a few minutes while Matthew's out, visiting his attorney? Pretty please!)

She's all up in "Kiss Handsome Boy" Daniel's business right now. I doubt she hears any of us, Kerry. ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 17, 2007, 02:41:10 am
(Oh, Lucise. Pssst! Excuse me, honey.  Can I have a quiet, confidential word with you while no-one else is listening? Is there any way I could "borrow" Daniel for a few minutes while Matthew's out, visiting his attorney? Pretty please!)

Aw, my dear Kerry, how did I know you'd come crawling back?  8)
Well, seeing as Danny-boy and I had a particularly explosive evening tonight, I am in a tremendously wonderful mood just now.
I can lend you Daniel for 30 minutes ..
On one condition:  I get to come with and see what you have up your sleeve!  ;D
Nobody takes advantage of my Daniel, so I need to be sure he is not going to be under any kind of strain whatsoever!

Take it or leave it.
Do we have a deal?  8)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 17, 2007, 02:49:08 am
Aw, my dear Kerry, how did I know you'd come crawling back?  8)
Well, seeing as Danny-boy and I had a particularly explosive evening tonight, I am in a tremendously wonderful mood just now.
I can lend you Daniel for 30 minutes ..
On one condition:  I get to come with and see what you have up your sleeve!  ;D
Nobody takes advantage of my Daniel, so I need to be sure he is not going to be under any kind of strain whatsoever!

Take it or leave it.
Do we have a deal?  8)

Be careful Kerry. Lucise will probably have an egg timer in her hand.

AND SHE LIKES TO WATCH TOO!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 17, 2007, 03:30:37 am
Aw, my dear Kerry, how did I know you'd come crawling back?  8)
Well, seeing as Danny-boy and I had a particularly explosive evening tonight, I am in a tremendously wonderful mood just now.
I can lend you Daniel for 30 minutes ..
On one condition:  I get to come with and see what you have up your sleeve!  ;D
Nobody takes advantage of my Daniel, so I need to be sure he is not going to be under any kind of strain whatsoever!

Take it or leave it.
Do we have a deal?  8)

 :-* My dear friend, Lucise  :-* (slimey fake grin from Kerry, accompanied by exaggerated air-kisses), thank you for your kind and generous offer (Kerry stifles his rage  >:(). I ACCEPT! When can you bring him around?

(Kerry thinks - As soon as I have Daniel in my clutches, I'll give poor, sad, deluded Lucise the heave-ho! Once Daniel has again tasted of my bitter sweet delights [slurp!]  :o he will never want to see Lucise, ever again! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!)   :laugh:

Looking forward to seeing you, Lucise, dear!  ::)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 17, 2007, 03:58:44 am
Thanx, David. I know I can always rely on you! You're a good mate! ;D Not like that meeeeean Lucise  >:(


She sure does have a nasty temper tonight, doesn't she?   ;)

I'll stick up for you Kerry. Come on! Get over here and stand behind me.

Milli honey, I do believe I see a cat fight in your near future.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 17, 2007, 04:05:49 am
Be careful Kerry. Lucise will probably have an egg timer in her hand.

AND SHE LIKES TO WATCH TOO!!

Don't be pervie David .. 8)  I never said I want to watch anything .. :P
Ahem..I said I want to be there to see what Kerry is planning ..
I mean, he is acting all nice to me all of a sudden..blowing kisses and smiling from ear to ear..
I might give him the benefit of the doubt...
Well, I'll sleep on it .. (Danny-boy will testify to that in the morning!)  ;D :P


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 17, 2007, 04:06:52 am
Oooops! Just stopped in for last call.  Aaawh !!!   never mind,    I have some vodka at home! {{backing up to the door}}
GOODNIGHT!!! David I will see you tomorrow!  Night Kerry!   Damn! wheres my keys? :o Somebody???
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 17, 2007, 04:09:50 am
Don't be pervie David .. 8)  I never said I want to watch anything .. :P
Ahem..I said I want to be there to see what Kerry is planning ..
I mean, he is acting all nice to me all of a sudden..blowing kisses and smiling from ear to ear..
I might give him the benefit of the doubt...
Well, I'll sleep on it .. (Danny-boy will testify to that in the morning!)  ;D :P




You don't have to explain anything Lucise. We still love you! (even though you do belong to that disgusting club on down the road)  :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 17, 2007, 04:11:54 am
Oooops! Just stopped in for last call.  Aaawh !!!   never mind,    I have some vodka at home! {{backing up to the door}}
GOODNIGHT!!! David I will see you tomorrow!  Night Kerry!   Damn! wheres my keys? :o Somebody???

Oh we'll extend last call for you Geri!

Currently I'm sucking down Jim Beam and Coke. Cheers girl friend!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 17, 2007, 04:14:00 am
then line me up with a couple Bacardi and cokes David!   I could sure use them tonight!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 17, 2007, 04:32:17 am
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j250/keith123_photos/bacardi.jpg)

Here you go honey.

(Don't say I never gave you nothing)  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 17, 2007, 04:32:29 am
David!!???  Put down that bat. Lucise drove off 20 minutes ago in her Porche. I know, I know She is such a 5000 or more cool club member. But remember this, we knew her when she was one of us!    She knows that too!      Jess, I cant say, she was at 5000 when I joined in April! :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 17, 2007, 04:33:51 am
David~
I could never say you didn't give me anything anyways! Thank you sweetheart!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 17, 2007, 04:35:19 am
You're quite welcome Geri!  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 17, 2007, 04:36:20 am
Mmmmmm!  Why are you up so late?
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 17, 2007, 04:39:44 am
Mmmmmm!  Why are you up so late?

Like I said, I've been drinking. haha.

I'm gonna get my ass in bed right now.

Night Geri.  :)

Whew, my head is spinning.  :P

lol
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 17, 2007, 04:40:23 am
Goodnight peeps!
Daniel would love to say G'night too, but he is a little tied up at the moment .. 8)
(hehe to Kerry) 8)

Night!  :)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 17, 2007, 04:45:31 am
Night David!! Night Lucise!!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 17, 2007, 04:47:00 am
Goodnight Lucise!   :)

Get your fanny in bed.

That's what I on doing.

lol

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 17, 2007, 04:47:46 am
Night David!! Night Lucise!!!

You go to bed too Geri!

I'll talk to  ya tomorrow.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kelda on January 17, 2007, 04:50:02 am
what time is it with you guys!?

It's almost 9am here and I'm at work...

Get to bed you dirty stop outs!!!!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 17, 2007, 04:52:32 am
Kelda it's 3:49 am here in New York!!! What time is it there?? 9 am????
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kelda on January 17, 2007, 05:52:19 am
It's now 9.50am. - an hour after you posted.
So we're 5 hrs ahead of you.

Goodnight Lucise!   :)

Get your fanny in bed.

That's what I on doing.

lol



As a Brit that makes me grimace and giggle all at once!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 17, 2007, 06:36:17 am

She sure does have a nasty temper tonight, doesn't she?   ;)

I'll stick up for you Kerry. Come on! Get over here and stand behind me.

Milli honey, I do believe I see a cat fight in your near future.

Lucise, petal, you know how very fond I am of you. Kissy-kissy! But that peeking through windows thing just has to stop. You gunna get yourself arrested, girly! I'm only saying this for your own good! I mean, what'd happen to Daniel if you went "inside"?  (Just you and me, David; brothers in arms against that baaaad girl, Lucise!) Tee-hee!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 17, 2007, 06:59:02 am
As a Brit that makes me grimace and giggle all at once!!

Kelda, in England "fanny" probably has the same meaning as it does here in Australia. It's a cuss word, definitely not in polite usage! (OK, OK, I'll tell y'all - it means "vagina" - Blush! - there I said it! It's not a word I find myself using often!).     8)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kelda on January 17, 2007, 07:59:58 am
Yup in the England & the rest of the UK (I'm in Scotland) it does indeed mean that!!

and no.. I don't use it too much either and I'm a girl!!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 17, 2007, 09:48:40 am
David!!???  Put down that bat. Lucise drove off 20 minutes ago in her Porche. I know, I know She is such a 5000 or more cool club member. But remember this, we knew her when she was one of us!    She knows that too!      Jess, I cant say, she was at 5000 when I joined in April! :laugh:

HA!

check my profile, baby!! I didn't even join til July!!!

 :P :P :P

^^^^
that is me sticking my tongue out at you!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 17, 2007, 12:41:29 pm
Goodnight Lucise!   :)

Get your fanny in bed.

That's what I on doing.

lol

I am not a Brit but I was 'hehe-ing' at that too!

I hope you all slept well ..
Kerry, is Matthew still upset with you?  Aww, poor baby.. One sympathises ..  8)

(teehee! )
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 17, 2007, 01:05:01 pm
Kelda, in England "fanny" probably has the same meaning as it does here in Australia. It's a cuss word, definitely not in polite usage! (OK, OK, I'll tell y'all - it means "vagina" - Blush! - there I said it! It's not a word I find myself using often!).     8)

"Fanny" means vagina in the UK and Australia?

Good Lord. That's not what it means here. haha

It means butt, or ass, or bootie. It's the backside of your frontside.  :)

Your boo-tay!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 17, 2007, 01:36:46 pm
I am not a Brit but I was 'hehe-ing' at that too!

I hope you all slept well ..
Kerry, is Matthew still upset with you?  Aww, poor baby.. One sympathises ..  8)

(teehee! )


You find pleasure in my apparently huge faux pas, Lucise? Now I KNOW you're a cold, cruel woman.  ;)

Shame on you.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on January 17, 2007, 02:13:06 pm
HA!

check my profile, baby!! I didn't even join til July!!!

 :P :P :P

^^^^
that is me sticking my tongue out at you!!

   LOL! :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on January 17, 2007, 02:17:12 pm
And as for that gumshoe, Saucy, don't ever go telling her any secrets. They'll be all over town in no time  :o

Still bristling at the slanderous accusation, Nicky turns up the collar of her trenchcoat, pulls the brim of her trilby over her eyes and takes a long pull on her 'Lucky Strike' cigarette...

...she clears her throat and motions to Kerry to join her in the shadowy doorway of a speakeasy, steam rising up around her from the street vents in this seedy side of town.

That's Detective Saucy to you... Listen, I got somethin' on MacFadyen, but it's gonna cost ya...

A dirty roll of marked dollar bills exchanges hands. Detective Saucy counts the bills and pushes them deep into the pocket of her trench, eyes darting and looking furtively at passers-by, the lost and forgotten of this dirty ol' town...

MacFadyen and that broad o' his... they got a kid... two years old... smiles a lot.

Detective Saucy starts to get nervous.

I'd skip this town if I was you, before the sh*t goes down. You can have that one for free...

Detective Saucy disappeares into the night, her trench flapping in the gusts from passing hooting taxicab's, casting long shadows in the rising steam...
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 17, 2007, 05:35:03 pm
MacFadyen and that broad o' his... they got a kid... two years old... smiles a lot.

Gasp! Saucy, your investigative skills are impressive!   :o (I'm trying to be serious here, folks - genuinely giving Saucy a compliment!) They are, indeed, raising a child together. However, whether Matthew is the father or not, is another matter!  ??? (You knew I couldn't keep from being bitchy for long!)

(Serious again) And I loooove your writing style. The atmosphere you conjured up there in just a few brief paragraphs was beautifully done! (and the use of dear sweet Jack's words was just lovely)    :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 17, 2007, 05:40:01 pm
Kerry ~

For more of Saucy's genius, do check out her superb portrayal of Jack's Body Butter, spouse to Ennis' WarshRag (played by another brilliant friend of mine, Alec)  on the Performance Thread!  ;D

Nicky is absolutely brilliant!   :-*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 17, 2007, 05:49:20 pm
HA!

check my profile, baby!! I didn't even join til July!!!

 :P :P :P

^^^^
that is me sticking my tongue out at you!!

Yikes! You've only been a member since July, Jess? And in that time, you've made 8,453 posts?  :o Wow, that must be just about 42.055 posts per day (I peeked at Jess' profile!) You must like it here. Hey, so do I!!!  ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 17, 2007, 05:50:50 pm
Yikes! You've only been a member since July, Jess? And in that time, you've made 8,453 posts?  :o Wow, that must be just about 42.055 posts per day (I peeked at Jess' profile!) You must like it here. Hey, so do I!!!  ;D

I told you Jess was crazy.

Now maybe you'll believe me.  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 17, 2007, 05:56:34 pm
Here is Jess ..everyday ..ALL day .. 
We love ya anyway, Jess..;D


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Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 17, 2007, 06:03:57 pm
Here is Jess ..everyday ..ALL day .. 
We love ya anyway, Jess..;D


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I have this mental image of Jess typing on the computer with one hand and holding the telephone in the other one.

I think she's probably a multitasker.  :P ...  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 17, 2007, 06:08:32 pm
"Fanny" means vagina in the UK and Australia?

Good Lord. That's not what it means here. haha

It means butt, or ass, or bootie. It's the backside of your frontside.  :)

Your boo-tay!

Nope! it definitely does not mean "boo-tay" in Australia! Closer to the "c" word, actually! Or, if you're French, "sunt" - with a cedilla!  8)

Don't feel bad, David. We use words in Australia that may not have an agreeable meaning in the US. For example, I recently mentioned that Matthew had visited his "attorney." The word "attorney" is not in common usage in Australia. We call a legal advisor a "solicitor"! So I had to deliberately adjust my English usage so that my US friends would know what I was saying. I'm sure it would have sounded strange to you if I'd said, "Matthew is visiting a solicitor." To an Australian, however, it wouldn't sound at all unusual. Same language, different usage . . .   :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 17, 2007, 06:20:22 pm
Nope! it definitely does not mean "boo-tay" in Australia! Closer to the "c" word, actually! Or, if you're French, "sunt" - with a cedilla!  8)


We even have a candy company here in the US called "Fanny Mae"!

(I won't buy that candy anymore now)  :P


I'm sure it would have sounded strange to you if I'd said, "Matthew is visiting a solicitor."


Yeah, you would definately raise a few eyebrows if you said that in this country.  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on January 17, 2007, 07:10:01 pm
Kerry & Lucise...  :-* :-* :-*

Aww shucks... *looks down blushing and makes circles with the toe of her gumshoe*. You are too, too kind...

I hope Alec / Warshrag comes back to Bettermost some day. I sure do miss him... :'(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 17, 2007, 07:38:15 pm
We even have a candy company here in the US called "Fanny Mae"!

(I won't buy that candy anymore now)  :P

 :o To my ear, it sounds like a good name for a brothel! Not a candy shop!  :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: southendmd on January 18, 2007, 03:52:55 pm
We even have a candy company here in the US called "Fanny Mae"!

(I won't buy that candy anymore now)   :P

Hey David,

"Fanny Mae" is the mortgage company.

"Fannie May" is the candy company.

Gotta get your fannies straight.  :)

Paul
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 18, 2007, 03:56:16 pm
Gotta get your fannies straight.  :)


Errr...  ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kelda on January 18, 2007, 06:25:09 pm
Hey David,

"Fanny Mae" is the mortgage company.

"Fannie May" is the candy company.

Gotta get your fannies straight.  :)

Paul


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 18, 2007, 09:45:43 pm
Kerry & Lucise...  :-* :-* :-*

Aww shucks... *looks down blushing and makes circles with the toe of her gumshoe*. You are too, too kind...

I hope Alec / Warshrag comes back to Bettermost some day. I sure do miss him... :'(

I hate to ask this.

What are gumshoes?  ???  <blush>
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: acoustic man on January 18, 2007, 11:59:32 pm
David join the club I have no idea what a gumshoe is?? :laugh: I do know I hate when I get gum on my shoes :o
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: acoustic man on January 19, 2007, 12:03:04 am
Here is Jess ..everyday ..ALL day .. 
We love ya anyway, Jess..;D


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You guys killed me with this one I am still laughing
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: acoustic man on January 19, 2007, 12:07:04 am
By the way david are you still having that rodent problem with those club crashers? Let me know I can get a hold of my boys at the BBM Mafia I mean security to clean up any problems you may be experiencing ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 19, 2007, 12:08:45 am
David join the club I have no idea what a gumshoe is?? :laugh: I do know I hate when I get gum on my shoes :o

I wonder if it's the same thing as jelly shoes? Remember those? They were flimsy, see through shoes and they had a "squishy" feeling when you squeezed them. Don't know for sure, but this is the only thing I can think of. haha.

It's really good to see you tonight Tullio!  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 19, 2007, 01:36:12 am
Here is Jess ..everyday ..ALL day .. 
We love ya anyway, Jess..;D


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well those that CAN....DO!!

those who can't ....sit around typing comments about them!!

 ;D ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 19, 2007, 01:37:23 am
Yikes! You've only been a member since July, Jess? And in that time, you've made 8,453 posts?  :o Wow, that must be just about 42.055 posts per day (I peeked at Jess' profile!) You must like it here. Hey, so do I!!!  ;D

It is all Garry's fault!! He won't stop listening!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 19, 2007, 08:12:33 am
I hate to ask this.

What are gumshoes?  ???  <blush>

David - A "gumshoe" is a colloquial term for a detective or investigator. In crime novels, it's often what private investigators are called.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on January 19, 2007, 08:42:21 am
I hate to ask this.

What are gumshoes?  ???  <blush>

What Kerry said David - I was making rather weak play on the word 'shoe'  ::) :-\
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 20, 2007, 12:43:15 am
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/katiekistler/heath3.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 20, 2007, 12:45:07 am
What Kerry said David - I was making rather weak play on the word 'shoe'  ::) :-\

Well Nicky, never in a million years would I have ever guessed it was a detective.  ???

Thanks for explaining it to me Kerry and Nicky.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 20, 2007, 06:43:07 am
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/katiekistler/heath3.jpg)

David - Where did you find this beautiful pic? It's just how I imagine Ennis would have looked about the time when he was forced to quit high school and take up ranch work for the first time. Love those big beautiful brown eyes and the sad-puppy expression. Makes you want to give him a big hug and tell him it'll all be alright. Someone here at BetterMost (forget who) has the sign-off, "I love everything Ennis," and I have to agree with that! 
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 20, 2007, 03:33:17 pm
David - Where did you find this beautiful pic? It's just how I imagine Ennis would have looked about the time when he was forced to quit high school and take up ranch work for the first time. Love those big beautiful brown eyes and the sad-puppy expression. Makes you want to give him a big hug and tell him it'll all be alright. Someone here at BetterMost (forget who) has the sign-off, "I love everything Ennis," and I have to agree with that! 

Isn't that a beautiful expression on his face? He looks very "angelic" in the picture.  :)

I somehow stumbled on it over at the Photobucket website and I thought I would post it here. I love Heath Ledger. Of course I love Jake too! I guess I'm a "Heathenjake". haha.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on January 20, 2007, 04:03:35 pm
Isn't that a beautiful expression on his face? He looks very "angelic" in the picture.  :)

I somehow stumbled on it over at the Photobucket website and I thought I would post it here. I love Heath Ledger. Of course I love Jake too! I guess I'm a "Heathenjake". haha.

              well david that is a beautiful picture...thanks for that ...and i am glad to hear there are more than one

    heathernjake around,,,,                                                                                janice
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 20, 2007, 04:32:29 pm
              well david that is a beautiful picture...thanks for that ...and i am glad to hear there are more than one

    heathernjake around,,,,                                                                                janice

Nope. You're not the only Heathenjake Janice!  :D

"Heathenjake". That almost sounds like one of Hagrid's animals from the "Harry Potter" books!  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 23, 2007, 08:09:03 am
oh isn't that sweet...David made a literary reference...true, it is a KID'S book but we must encourage anything that raises the tone around this dive!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: moremojo on January 23, 2007, 12:53:22 pm
Someone here at BetterMost (forget who) has the sign-off, "I love everything Ennis,"
I believe that's our Sheriff Roland (who still loves everything Ennis).
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 23, 2007, 11:38:56 pm
Great idea to have our own little private thread about Shades of Grey, here at your blog, David.



I think it sounds like a good idea too! Let's go on over there.

Come on Kerry!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 24, 2007, 03:11:59 am
I think it sounds like a good idea too! Let's go on over there.

Come on Kerry!  :D

Oops, I'm easily confused LOL  ;) :laugh:

I got the wrong blog!  ::)

I'll delete the previous SoG post I made here, and transfer it over to the right place  ;D

Ya know, you can take me anywhere twice! (yeah, the second time to apologise!)  ;)  :laugh:

(PS - David, I noticed that you saw the wonderful slide show last night. What about those fabulous graphics by Lucise? I was very moved by them)   :'(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: mvansand76 on January 24, 2007, 03:08:32 pm
Oops, I'm easily confused LOL  ;) :laugh:

I got the wrong blog!  ::)

I'll delete the previous SoG post I made here, and transfer it over to the right place  ;D

Ya know, you can take me anywhere twice! (yeah, the second time to apologise!)  ;)  :laugh:

(PS - David, I noticed that you saw the wonderful slide show last night. What about those fabulous graphics by Lucise? I was very moved by them)   :'(

And may I lure other people into our discussion of the wonderful AU!AU fanfic story Shades of Grey by Amy (Midwest-girl). Even if you've never read fanfiction, you are almost obliged to read it.  ;D Yes, it's THAT good.  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 24, 2007, 05:54:29 pm
Oops, I'm easily confused LOL  ;) :laugh:

I got the wrong blog!  ::)

I'll delete the previous SoG post I made here, and transfer it over to the right place  ;D

Ya know, you can take me anywhere twice! (yeah, the second time to apologise!)  ;)  :laugh:

(PS - David, I noticed that you saw the wonderful slide show last night. What about those fabulous graphics by Lucise? I was very moved by them)   :'(


Well, I guess I can say something nice about Lucise..... just this once.

Yes, I thought her graphics were amazing. She is very good. I sure do wish I could do it. I think it takes a lot of talent though, and clearly Milli is extremely talented. I've been tempted to buy a very good graphics program and try to make some BBM related graphics. But Lucise is very good, and personally I was very moved by the slideshow the other night. I don' think the slideshow would have even been possible without Lucise's tremendous talent and Eric's hard work. Both of them should be commended!  :)

There! I said it. Now it's time for me to get evil again.  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 24, 2007, 07:55:29 pm

There! I said it. Now it's time for me to get evil again.  ;)

 :laugh:  ;D

Why, thank you David and Kerry.
It must've taken alot of hard work for Eric to get all the pictures together for each and every song like that..
So another round of applause for Eric's work!  :D

I have done quite abit of J&E fanart over the last little while, I hope I can make a little website to share them .. when I do, you'll hear about it!

 :-*

~M

p/s:  David, can I get someone from here to wipe off your fingerprints from my posh sports car?  I caught you leaning in, peering into the tinted windows!  ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 24, 2007, 08:55:47 pm
p/s:  David, can I get someone from here to wipe off your fingerprints from my posh sports car?  I caught you leaning in, peering into the tinted windows!  ;D


Sorry honey.  That wasn't me you saw. I wouldn't be caught dead near that hunk of junk you call a car.

The only reason those windows are tinted is to hide that embarrassing interior.  tsk tsk. I saw it once... a LONG time ago.

Those seats are a mess Lucise. You won't see me climbing around inside there. I might catch a loose spring up my butt.

Now get that trashy car off my lot before I have it towed.  Its very presence depreciates the value of my property.   >:( ...  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 25, 2007, 07:14:49 pm
so instead of being worth nothing it is now worth.......nothing?
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 25, 2007, 11:02:56 pm
Huh?

 ???   ??? 

What Jess??

Oh! You mean Lucise's "car"!

Yeah, it was always worth nothing.

nothing + nothing = nothing.

Now, please have her remove it.  It probably helps improve the looks of your place, but I can't hardly take it anymore.  :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lynne on January 26, 2007, 04:22:40 am
Random question here because I can't find that 1000 posts thread -

I just hit 1500 posts!  (Yee-haw!)

But is it my imagination or was 1001-1500 WAY faster than either 1-500 or 500-1000?!?!!

 8)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: opinionista on January 26, 2007, 08:18:31 am
Random question here because I can't find that 1000 posts thread -

I just hit 1500 posts!  (Yee-haw!)

But is it my imagination or was 1001-1500 WAY faster than either 1-500 or 500-1000?!?!!

 8)

Congratulations Lynne!!! The post count seems always slow for me. Then again I don't post as much as some of you do.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 26, 2007, 08:31:05 am
Random question here because I can't find that 1000 posts thread -

I just hit 1500 posts!  (Yee-haw!)

But is it my imagination or was 1001-1500 WAY faster than either 1-500 or 500-1000?!?!!

 8)

Wait til you hit 3000-4000 then it will feel like you are on warp drive...

Congrats, LYNNE!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: opinionista on January 26, 2007, 08:46:31 am
Random question here because I can't find that 1000 posts thread -


ps. That thread is on Chez Tremblay.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lynne on January 26, 2007, 12:09:48 pm
Congratulations Lynne!!! The post count seems always slow for me. Then again I don't post as much as some of you do.

Thanks, Natali ;)  I definitely think Jess & Miilli are rubbing off on me!   ::) ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 29, 2007, 02:05:41 am
Boy, this thread just rolled over and died, didn't it?

WHEW!!! Look at all this dust!!  :P

<cough!> <cough!>

Dust for DAYS, ya'll!

<cough!> <cough!>

Where the hell is that cleaning crew I hired? It looks like a haunted house in here.

Look at those spider webs up there!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 29, 2007, 02:41:43 am
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/marino_04/funnycats.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 29, 2007, 02:45:27 am
lol


(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l39/tiffanysnowy/funny4.gif)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: mvansand76 on January 29, 2007, 09:56:26 am
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n187/marino_04/funnycats.jpg)

OMG, that is fucking hilarious! Now get back to bed, you!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on January 29, 2007, 02:25:22 pm
Boy, this thread just rolled over and died, didn't it?

WHEW!!! Look at all this dust!!  :P

<cough!> <cough!>

Dust for DAYS, ya'll!

<cough!> <cough!>

Where the hell is that cleaning crew I hired? It looks like a haunted house in here.

Look at those spider webs up there!

Better get yer club in order David! Don't wanna be giving that Jess any more amunition than she's already got!  ;)

Speaking of which, I'm still waiting for that damn martini I ordered in Dec 2006!! >:(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 29, 2007, 02:39:41 pm
*Jess looks around at the tattered remains of the den of debauchery....starts laughing .....starts choking she is laughing so hard....staggers desperately out the front door (doesn't want to get caught dead in THERE!!) *
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 29, 2007, 03:04:55 pm
Lucise notices Jess staggerring out of David's club, crying with laughter..

* What's so funny Jess?  :D *



Lucise steps into the club and looks up at the ceiling ..

(http://www.secondchance.org.uk/cobwebs.jpg)

* Holy heavens above, David! 
I know you are a Lower Echelon club and all ..  but by Jove! .. Do something about this mess .. sheesh!  ::)
I'd love to sit here and party with the dust mites and spiders but there is someone waiting for me in the limo out there..
Clean up this place mate, will ya? ..  8)*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 30, 2007, 03:29:04 am
Lucise notices Jess staggerring out of David's club, crying with laughter..

* What's so funny Jess?  :D *



Lucise steps into the club and looks up at the ceiling ..

(http://www.secondchance.org.uk/cobwebs.jpg)

* Holy heavens above, David! 
I know you are a Lower Echelon club and all ..  but by Jove! .. Do something about this mess .. sheesh!  ::)
I'd love to sit here and party with the dust mites and spiders but there is someone waiting for me in the limo out there..
Clean up this place mate, will ya? ..  8)*


Nothing's funny about it, and that isn't a picture of my ceiling Lucise!

I don't have any logs in my ceiling! That's over there at your place.  >:(

There you go tryin' to sabotage my club again.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 30, 2007, 03:31:11 am
....... and stop pickin' on me when I'm sick!  >:(

We call that a "sucker punch" here in Indiana.

If ya'll are that desperate, there must be something really wrong over at Jess' place.

I'm calling the Board of Health!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on January 30, 2007, 03:33:52 am
Just clean up the mess David!  8)

And who says that ceiling aint yours?
I say it is!!   :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on January 30, 2007, 08:48:52 am
I feel a little guilty for hounding our most excellent host during his convalescence. Soooo, by way of an apology I rang my good friend Nick (we go waaaaaay back  ;)) and asked him to come kiss it better for you...

(http://nick-lachey.net/pics/Nick%20Leaving%20Recording%20Studio%20(11232005)/12.jpg)

...Now David, where does it hurt??

(http://www.star94.com/dynamic/artists/photo_full/nick-lachey.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 30, 2007, 09:01:24 am


Hey David,

Are you unwell, baby? What's is it? Are you OK?

I've asked my friend, Daniel, to take you for a spin in the country. He'll be picking you up at 9 o'clock. He said he'd take a picnic basket along. Have a nice day together. I hope it cheers you up.

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/CasinoRoyale2-1.jpg)

 :-*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 30, 2007, 06:30:34 pm
Random question here because I can't find that 1000 posts thread -

I just hit 1500 posts!  (Yee-haw!)

But is it my imagination or was 1001-1500 WAY faster than either 1-500 or 500-1000?!?!!

 8)

 ;D Congratulations on 1500 posts, Lynne!  ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 30, 2007, 08:42:56 pm
I feel a little guilty for hounding our most excellent host during his convalescence. Soooo, by way of an apology I rang my good friend Nick (we go waaaaaay back  ;)) and asked him to come kiss it better for you...

(http://nick-lachey.net/pics/Nick%20Leaving%20Recording%20Studio%20(11232005)/12.jpg)

...Now David, where does it hurt??

(http://www.star94.com/dynamic/artists/photo_full/nick-lachey.jpg)

Why thank you Nicky! I just love Nick Lachey! I can't wait until he shows up!

Here's your margarita Nicky!

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Hell, here's 10 of 'em!

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Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 30, 2007, 08:44:46 pm

Hey David,

Are you unwell, baby? What's is it? Are you OK?

I've asked my friend, Daniel, to take you for a spin in the country. He'll be picking you up at 9 o'clock. He said he'd take a picnic basket along. Have a nice day together. I hope it cheers you up.

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 :-*

Why thank you Kerry! God, I should get sick more often!  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 30, 2007, 08:54:02 pm
Why thank you Kerry! God, I should get sick more often!  :)

A little birdie told me you've got the flu? Yes? I hope you're feeling better.  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 30, 2007, 09:01:15 pm
A little birdie told me you've got the flu? Yes? I hope you're feeling better.  :)

I've got the flu wrapped in the flu and topped with more flu.  :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on January 30, 2007, 09:10:32 pm
I've got the flu wrapped in the flu and topped with more flu.  :P

Keep warm. And stay in out of the snow. When I sent Daniel around, to take you out for a picnic, I was thinking in terms of our Australian summer, not your Indianapolis winter - Oops!  ::)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 30, 2007, 09:19:51 pm
Keep warm. And stay in out of the snow. When I sent Daniel around, to take you out for a picnic, I was thinking in terms of our Australian summer, not your Indianapolis winter - Oops!  ::)

That's okay. I'm sure he'll be just fine. He looks hot.  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 31, 2007, 12:16:38 am
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Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on January 31, 2007, 09:34:24 am
I've got the flu wrapped in the flu and topped with more flu.  :P

Ill, my ASS. Nick's just collapsed on my doorstep looking dazed, confused and quite frankly, traumatised AND... wearing nothing but a T-shirt and a smile. I think the scratches on his back speak for themselves. He has yet to utter a word... >:(

David, when I sent my friend Nick to you it was on the understanding that you would treat him gently and that he would only be required to perform duties normally associated with a routine 'tea and sympathy' visit.

I wish he'd stop SMILING - it's beginning to look creepy. Hellfire, what did you DO to him??  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: UntamedFriesian on January 31, 2007, 11:59:43 am
The pup's are too cute David, you must be feeling a little better.  Hope so!  It's to bloody cold to be feeling under the weather.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 31, 2007, 03:24:03 pm
Ill, my ASS. Nick's just collapsed on my doorstep looking dazed, confused and quite frankly, traumatised AND... wearing nothing but a T-shirt and a smile. I think the scratches on his back speak for themselves. He has yet to utter a word... >:(

David, when I sent my friend Nick to you it was on the understanding that you would treat him gently and that he would only be required to perform duties normally associated with a routine 'tea and sympathy' visit.

I wish he'd stop SMILING - it's beginning to look creepy. Hellfire, what did you DO to him??  ;)

It sounds as if I did a real number on him.

What did I do? I'm going to plead the Fifth and blame it on the Nyquil.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 31, 2007, 03:43:52 pm
The pup's are too cute David, you must be feeling a little better.  Hope so!  It's to bloody cold to be feeling under the weather.

Why thank you! Yeah, I thought those puppies were really cute too! I think everybody loves puppy pictures.

Welcome to Bettermost! I'll look forward to reading your posts on the forum!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on February 01, 2007, 08:32:25 am
It sounds as if I did a real number on him.

What did I do? I'm going to plead the Fifth and blame it on the Nyquil.

Seriously though, our sweet David, get well soon... :-*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Lumière on February 01, 2007, 02:02:26 pm
Seriously though, our sweet David, get well soon... :-*

Here here .. :-*

There is something going around..
I've developed a cold too, been sneezing all morning ..
Thanks alot David!  :(


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Oops..that was meant for Kerry's thread .. ignore it, my sweet..  :P

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 03, 2007, 02:05:16 am
Just look at you Lucise, trashing up my thread with bootie bushes.

tsk. tsk. Have mercy.  ;)

It's been awhile since anyone posted in here too. I've been so busy running around removing cobwebs from other people's threads, I've managed to neglect my own!

Now where the hell did I put that Electrolux? 
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on February 03, 2007, 09:18:22 am
Here here .. :-*

There is something going around..
I've developed a cold too, been sneezing all morning ..
Thanks alot David!  :(


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Oops..that was meant for Kerry's thread .. ignore it, my sweet..  :P



That's hilarious, Lucise. I'll get out the secateurs first thing in the morning and do some pruning of my own!  :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 03, 2007, 03:18:45 pm
Here here .. :-*

There is something going around..
I've developed a cold too, been sneezing all morning ..
Thanks alot David!  :(


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Oops..that was meant for Kerry's thread .. ignore it, my sweet..  :P



I've been studying that bush for quite awhile now, and I've come to the conclusion either it's extremely constipated or getting ready to let an earth rattling thunderous fart. That man looks rather meserized by the whole ordeal too... almost scared! One of those "deer in the headlights" situations.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: mvansand76 on February 03, 2007, 04:53:33 pm
I've been studying that bush for quite awhile now, and I've come to the conclusion either it's extremely constipated or getting ready to let an earth rattling thunderous fart. That man looks rather meserized by the whole ordeal too... almost scared! One of those "deer in the headlights" situations.

This reminds me of that Everybody Loves Raymond episode with Marie's statue.... ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 03, 2007, 04:59:59 pm
This reminds me of that Everybody Loves Raymond episode with Marie's statue.... ;D

 :laugh:   :laugh:   :laugh:   :laugh:

LOL

I never thought of that, Melissa! You're right!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 09, 2007, 08:57:28 am
David David David...

tsk tsk tsk

Sometimes you need to just step back and think..."Hmm, am I going too far??"

I mean don't you have no friends to stop ya from wasting your money? You coulda bought a new bike with all the money you spent on that ride of yours!!

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bigger is NOT always better!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: saucycobblers on February 09, 2007, 05:00:08 pm
Hi David! I was thinking of hiring these guys for the club to sort out the mouse/Jess problem... whaddaya think?

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Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 10, 2007, 08:33:27 pm
Hi David! I was thinking of hiring these guys for the club to sort out the mouse/Jess problem... whaddaya think?

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I think it's a great idea Nicky! Anything to keep the "vermin" outta this place.

Yep. I said vermin. They know who they are <as David imagines Jess with little round ears and a long tail>   ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 10, 2007, 08:59:37 pm
I think it's a great idea Nicky! Anything to keep the "vermin" outta this place.

Yep. I said vermin. They know who they are <as David imagines Jess with little round ears and a long tail>   ;)

just as long as you are not picturing me in high heels, bunny ears and a big ol cotton ball on my behiney!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 10, 2007, 09:09:03 pm
just as long as you are not picturing me in high heels, bunny ears and a big ol cotton ball on my behiney!!

Don't worry Jess. I won't do that until the Easter season begins.  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 11, 2007, 03:07:20 am
Don't worry Jess. I won't do that until the Easter season begins.  :)

 :laugh:

 >:(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 11, 2007, 03:08:54 am
:laugh:

 >:(

You're a trip Jess! Did anyone ever tell ya that?  ;) ...   :-*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 11, 2007, 03:21:00 am
You're a trip Jess! Did anyone ever tell ya that?  ;) ...   :-*

you saying I am tripping?? What you trying to say??

 >:( >:(

I don't do DRUGS!!

(well I have been known to chugalug hydrocodone....but HEY it is prescribed by the DOCTOR...it don't count!!)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 11, 2007, 03:26:16 am
you saying I am tripping?? What you trying to say??

 >:( >:(

I don't do DRUGS!!

(well I have been known to chugalug hydrocodone....but HEY it is prescribed by the DOCTOR...it don't count!!)

Hey Jess, hydrocodone=vicodin and vicodin= what David is taking!

You want one? If the doctor both prescribed them for us,  it shouldn't be a problem.  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 16, 2007, 01:37:16 am
Hey Jess, hydrocodone=vicodin and vicodin= what David is taking!

You want one? If the doctor both prescribed them for us,  it shouldn't be a problem.  ;)

one?? Amateur!!

gotta get it In a SYRUP!! can adjust to fit your mood!! LOL!can't chugalug a pill!!

 8) 8)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 16, 2007, 01:49:34 am
one?? Amateur!!

gotta get it In a SYRUP!! can adjust to fit your mood!! LOL!can't chugalug a pill!!

 8) 8)

What are you doing Jess? Chugging cough syrup? You shouldn't do that!

Yeah, I take the pills. I made the unfortunate mistake of chewing one last night.  :P

God those things are so BITTER! Yuck! But I'm not really an amateur. My doctor prescribes the 10mg tablets, and normally I take them two at a time.

But you shouldn't be drinking cough syrup Jess. That's disgusting.  :(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 16, 2007, 01:54:07 am
What are you doing Jess? Chugging cough syrup? You shouldn't do that!

Yeah, I take the pills. I made the unfortunate mistake of chewing one last night.  :P

God those things are so BITTER! Yuck! But I'm not really an amateur. My doctor prescribes the 10mg tablets, and normally I take them two at a time.

But you shouldn't be drinking cough syrup Jess. That's disgusting.  :(

gee, that is HARSH...the doc percribed it for me! I am supposed to take it! Hydrocone in a syrup. I LOVE it....it is the best thing in the world! better than CocaCola! better than CHOCOLATE!!!

but I don't drink it often. I have had this bottle for more than four months and have only used a little less than half of it. It doesn't work if you take it too much. I can take a half spoon and it works just fine.

but lort it is nice to know it is there if I need it!

(the other thing is it depresses your breathing so I don't take it if I am feeling stuffed up...)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 16, 2007, 02:13:18 am
Yeah, it depresses my breathing too. It also makes me itch sometimes! Does it do that to you?

I've been taking them fairly regularly since I hurt my back a couple of weeks ago. I was taking muscle relaxers too, but I stopped taking those once my muscle spasms subsided.

I did a real number on my back lifting the ice box. My dog got his head stuck in between it and the wall and I panicked.

LOL The cat was back there too.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 16, 2007, 02:21:27 am
Yeah, it depresses my breathing too. It also makes me itch sometimes! Does it do that to you?

I've been taking them fairly regularly since I hurt my back a couple of weeks ago. I was taking muscle relaxers too, but I stopped taking those once my muscle spasms subsided.

I did a real number on my back lifting the ice box. My dog got his head stuck in between it and the wall and I panicked.

LOL The cat was back there too.  

they are gonna be the death of ya!!!

crazy animals!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 16, 2007, 02:25:20 am
they are gonna be the death of ya!!!
crazy animals!



Probably! But you didn't answer my question Jess! Does the vicodin make you itch when you take it?

I take one or two showers every day and I don't have dry skin. I only itch like that after I take it. I wonder if this is a common side effect?

Does it make you itch too?  ???

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 16, 2007, 02:45:38 am
Well, Jess disappeared again!

Maybe she took off to go drink some vicodin! I never heard of such a thing. I didn't know it came in liquid form. I guess we learn something new every day!

The next time my doctor renews my prescription, I'm gonna ask him about it so I can try it too!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on February 16, 2007, 04:12:27 am
Probably! But you didn't answer my question Jess! Does the vicodin make you itch when you take it?

I take one or two showers every day and I don't have dry skin. I only itch like that after I take it. I wonder if this is a common side effect?

Does it make you itch too?  ???



David~
 Being in the nursing field for the last 8 years I will tell you that Vicodin will  absolutly make you itch!  That is one of the secondary side effects from the drug.  Less worrisome side effect, but no less a side effect.    Actually it is a very powerful drug.   Very addicting.   Also  has some very serious side effects you might want to concider.   Ask your Dr. or look  them up on the web.    Please concider you use of this paticular medication!    It's a hard drug to get off of when your back is feeling better.   Allot of the stars have gone to rehab for Vicodin drug addictions!!!  bad bad bad
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 16, 2007, 08:45:49 am
David~
 Being in the nursing field for the last 8 years I will tell you that Vicodin will  absolutly make you itch!  That is one of the secondary side effects from the drug.  Less worrisome side effect, but no less a side effect.    Actually it is a very powerful drug.   Very addicting.   Also  has some very serious side effects you might want to concider.   Ask your Dr. or look  them up on the web.    Please concider you use of this paticular medication!    It's a hard drug to get off of when your back is feeling better.   Allot of the stars have gone to rehab for Vicodin drug addictions!!!  bad bad bad

indeed. That is why I only take it now and again. and only 1/2 a teaspoon instead of the full teaspoon prescribed. It is one of those drugs that if you take it regularly, you need more and more to get the same effect.

When I need it, I REALLY need it. so I am very conscientious not to take it often (A - to keep it effective, and b - to keep the doctor willing to prescribe it!!)

(I also know it is bad to joke about it but it drives my sister nuts so I have gotten into the habit! )

bad Jess BAD

(and no David, it doesn't make me itch....maybe 1/2 a teaspoon every three or four weeks isn't enough to cause it?? You don't need the syrup! I need it for a particular problem I have!)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on February 16, 2007, 09:02:41 am
David~
 Being in the nursing field for the last 8 years I will tell you that Vicodin will  absolutly make you itch!  That is one of the secondary side effects from the drug.  Less worrisome side effect, but no less a side effect.    Actually it is a very powerful drug.   Very addicting.   Also  has some very serious side effects you might want to concider.   Ask your Dr. or look  them up on the web.    Please concider you use of this paticular medication!    It's a hard drug to get off of when your back is feeling better.   Allot of the stars have gone to rehab for Vicodin drug addictions!!!  bad bad bad

This is really good advice from Geri, David. I occasionally throw my lower lumbar back out. It can be quite painful and somewhat   debilitating, but I never take medication. Instead of medication, I alternate applications of heat and cold. I find this gets rid of the problem within a couple of days at the most. Apply a good steady heat source to the painful area of your back (I use an infra-red lamp) for approximately 10 min or so, followed by an application of intense cold. I take a pack of frozen peas from the freezer and apply it to the painful area. Wrap the peas in a tea towel, otherwise the shock of the intense cold on the freshly heated area of your back will create too much of a shock to the system. Repeat this process as many times as you can. For some reason, this alternating of heat and cold does the trick every time. I was advised to do this by a doctor. Alternatively, get yourself to you local New Age centre and have a lovely, relaxing back massage. If this isn't possible, purchase a little hand-held massager, available at all electrical appliance stores. Anything is better than those nasty ol' meds.

In her book, "You Can Heal Your Life," Louise Hay defines three areas of back pain, describes the cause, and prescribes an affirmation to be recited in order to rectify the problem:

Upper Back Pain - Caused by lack of emotional support. Feeling unloved. Holding back love. Recite the affirmation, "I love and approve of myself. Life supports and loves me."

Middle Back Pain - Caused by guilt. Stuck in all that "stuff" back there. Get off my back. Recite the affirmation, "I release the past. I am free to move forward with love in my heart."

Lower Back Pain - Fear of money. Lack of financial support. Recite the affirmation, "I trust the process of life. All I need is always taken care of. I am safe."

No nasty side effects. No rashes. No withdrawal. No more back pain!

Louise Hay also prescribes an affirmation for those who may be inclined to be accident prone - "I release the pattern in me that created this. I am at peace. I am worthwhile." She suggests that being accident prone may be caused by an inability to speak up for oneself, or through being rebellious against authority.

I'm a firm believer in the positive power of creative visualisation and affirmations.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 16, 2007, 02:12:15 pm
Well, it's not like I take them everyday! I'm just now finishing up the bottle my doctor gave me 6 months ago when I hurt my leg up at lake Wawasee. There were 90 vicodins in the bottle. That averages out to only 15 a month, I think. I only take them when I'm really hurting. Melissa's boyfriend suggested some exercises for me to do, and I try those first before I take a pill.

My doctor just gave me a new bottle when I hurt my back, but it will probably take another 6 months before I need to get it renewed again.  :)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on February 16, 2007, 03:41:31 pm
Well that's good David,  Better to be safe than sorry. Some people pop them all day long cause after awhile they need more for the same effect. Just like Jess said.     The big problem with vicoden  besides being so addictive is the dangers of interactions with other drugs.  Even some cold medicines taken with Vicoden can be dangerous. I'm not too big on pain medicine in general.

 It takes allot for me to even pop a Tylenol. But I have not ever suffered with a bad back so who knows what I would be willing to take for that kinda pain.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 16, 2007, 05:34:59 pm
Don't worry Geri. I'll be a good boy!  :D

But back pain is awful. I first hurt my back while working in a nursing home in the late 1980's. I was lifting people in and out of bed incorrectly. I hurt it again when I was personnel manager at Montgomery Ward. I was helping the Electric Avenue Manager move lawn tractors from the front of the store, and I tried to lift the front end of one up on a skid. I have hurt it several times since then. I shouldn't have tried to tilt the refrigerator the other night when Cody got his head stuck. But I panicked.

Back pain is one of the most awful things I have ever experienced. When it really starts hurting bad, I'll do just about anything to get rid of it.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on February 16, 2007, 07:01:00 pm
gee David~
Sounds like you have a history with back problems.  It wil probably always something that you will have to be very careful with. And yes i know a couple people that have put their backs out almost the same ways you have and when they act up they're laid up in pain for weeks.

kerry is right though. You could get massages to help relax the muscles.  Sometimes that helps alot. And the hot to cold therapy works for alot of people too.

Poor baby! :(

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 16, 2007, 07:17:19 pm
Well, it's not like I take them everyday! I'm just now finishing up the bottle my doctor gave me 6 months ago when I hurt my leg up at lake Wawasee. There were 90 vicodins in the bottle. That averages out to only 15 a month, I think. I only take them when I'm really hurting. Melissa's boyfriend suggested some exercises for me to do, and I try those first before I take a pill.

My doctor just gave me a new bottle when I hurt my back, but it will probably take another 6 months before I need to get it renewed again.  :)



boy...they just raining on our lil parade ain't they??

Jeepers! LOL!!!

 :P

Ya'll leave us alone!!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 16, 2007, 07:22:23 pm
Well that's good David,  Better to be safe than sorry. Some people pop them all day long cause after awhile they need more for the same effect. Just like Jess said.     The big problem with vicoden  besides being so addictive is the dangers of interactions with other drugs.  Even some cold medicines taken with Vicoden can be dangerous. I'm not too big on pain medicine in general.  
 It takes allot for me to even pop a Tylenol. But I have not ever suffered with a bad back so who knows what I would be willing to take for that kinda pain.

but Geri studies show that being in pain can cause severe emotional and social problems and lead to further illness and injury (usually from the unwillingness of someone in pain to move around much resulting in strained muscles and lack of balance)

and you hit on another aspect. You can't know how badly someone else hurts. I will not chastise another for taking a medication given by their doctor to relieve pain (feeling the doctor knows more about the situation than I do) I just consider myself to be VERY lucky that my health problems are not as debilitating as some others.

One of my favorite lines is: 'there but for the grace of God goes I...'
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 16, 2007, 07:24:47 pm
Don't worry Geri. I'll be a good boy!  :D

But back pain is awful. I first hurt my back while working in a nursing home in the late 1980's. I was lifting people in and out of bed incorrectly. I hurt it again when I was personnel manager at Montgomery Ward. I was helping the Electric Avenue Manager move lawn tractors from the front of the store, and I tried to lift the front end of one up on a skid. I have hurt it several times since then. I shouldn't have tried to tilt the refrigerator the other night when Cody got his head stuck. But I panicked.

Back pain is one of the most awful things I have ever experienced. When it really starts hurting bad, I'll do just about anything to get rid of it.

I have known several people with back problems, David. I hope I never have to suffer the way they do. The pain is so hard to get away from. No position seems to help....

You really have my sympathy...
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 16, 2007, 09:24:03 pm
I have known several people with back problems, David. I hope I never have to suffer the way they do. The pain is so hard to get away from. No position seems to help....

You really have my sympathy...


Well, fortunately my back feels fine most of the time. Normally I have no problems and I can work out with my weight set, run and exercise.

BUT.... when  I do aggrevate my back by doing something stupid (like trying to lift a refrigerator) it really hurts me and  sometimes it takes awhile before I feel good again.

My Mother was adminantly against pain medicine. Once, just after she was diagnosed with leukemia, she got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.  As she was getting up off the toilet, she lost her balance and fell face first to the floor. She was struck in the ribs by the ledge of the shower stall and broke two of her ribs. She refused to take the pain medicine the doctor prescribed to her. For two solid weeks she was in pain. It hurt her every time she took a breath. But she never took a pain pill fearing she would become addicted to them.

I'm not like that. If I'm hurting bad enough, I'll take a pain pill. I don't have any reservations about it.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 17, 2007, 12:22:58 am
I've even had cortisone injections in my back. In fact, I need to call my doctor on Monday and schedule another one. But they only work for about a month. And my doctor doesn't want me to get those injections more than once every 4 months. So, I end up going for three months without the benefit of the shots.

I just had an MRI a couple of weeks ago too. But my doctor hasn't received the results from the hospital yet. He told me to call him on Monday. Something got screwed up. He should have seen the results by now. They can be slower than the seven year itch over at that hospital. I don't like Community Hospital very much, but that's the hospital I go because I work for them. The hospital is just too big. They have 3 hospitals in Indianapolis, plus another one in Anderson. They also have many out patient offices, mental health centers (Gallahue, where I work) cardiac centers and several oncology buildings  scattered around town. I prefer St. Vincent's, but I haven't walked back in that hospital since Mom died there in 2003. Besides I get huge discounts and fringe benefits if I am treated at CHI.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 17, 2007, 12:50:24 am
yuck Cortizone shots...my friend had them in her feet...awful!!

but effective usually
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Arad-3 on February 17, 2007, 02:04:41 am
but Geri studies show that being in pain can cause severe emotional and social problems and lead to further illness and injury (usually from the unwillingness of someone in pain to move around much resulting in strained muscles and lack of balance)

and you hit on another aspect. You can't know how badly someone else hurts. I will not chastise another for taking a medication given by their doctor to relieve pain (feeling the doctor knows more about the situation than I do) I just consider myself to be VERY lucky that my health problems are not as debilitating as some others.

One of my favorite lines is: 'there but for the grace of God goes I...'

Jess I just meant pain medications for me in general.   I once took Tylenal with Codiene for a tooth infection and I was so messed up I almost burned my apartment down trying to cook.   I just can't function when ever I have taken them. And I am just talking about perscription pain meds , not over the counter.      Fact is I can't stand to see people in pain.  But I just get nervous about pain pills bacause I myself have seen in my own family people abuse them and get hooked  . And  about 5 years ago I had a  very close girlfriend mix alcohal and pain pills together and died in her sleep a week after she got married. I guess it's more of a personal fear of them. And therefor I  guess I would rather see someone try other alternatives before pills, but like I said to David I have never suffered with a bad back, but I have seen alot of people in great pain. 

Your so right about the emotional and phisical deteriation that occurs when people are in constant pain.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on February 17, 2007, 02:22:48 am

I'm so very sorry to hear you are in such pain, David. I hope you are feeling better soon.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 03, 2007, 02:23:40 am
WHEW!!!

Lord have mercy it stinks in here!

(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t319/Moonie954/stink.jpg)

And look how dirty it is too!  :P

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/cutealliecat/IMG_2958.jpg)

Come on ya'll. Help me clean this place up!

JESS!! DON'T YOU SAY A WORD, YOU HEAR ME???!!!  >:(



Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 03, 2007, 06:48:56 am
WHEW!!!

Lord have mercy it stinks in here!

(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t319/Moonie954/stink.jpg)

And look how dirty it is too!  :P

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/cutealliecat/IMG_2958.jpg)

Come on ya'll. Help me clean this place up!

JESS!! DON'T YOU SAY A WORD, YOU HEAR ME???!!!  >:(





now why would I say anything??  ::)

not like I haven't been trying to tell everyone what a disaster this place is!!

tsk tsk tsk!

and you charge HOW MUCH to get in??
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on June 03, 2007, 09:32:38 am

The Fun Crowd has arrived. We'll liven-up your Club for you, David! Yee-Haw!  

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/005.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 08, 2007, 03:05:04 pm
 
           Ok can i be a member.  It looks like my kind of place.. that room looks like my grandsons room..only better actually....Just do like i do with him make him get a rake.....
           And I can tell you personally from my experience, as Katherine said chronic pain is  a GDBOAUS.  iT  does inhibit you from activities you would love to do.. and i had those shots. and they did nothing for me...But i did twist my doctors arm and got some good medications for the use on my two trips...I cant take codine or morphine base meds.  So the only thing i can take on a regular basis is motrin and aspirins..advil or some things you can get readily, otc.   But that Tordol  works like a charm..It allowed my trip to Boston, and Colorado and Wyoming.. I even climbed that mountain.  None of which i would ever have been able to do  without it..You can only take it for four days in a row however.. It will eat your liver. 
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on June 08, 2007, 10:39:38 pm

           Ok can i be a member.  It looks like my kind of place.. that room looks like my grandsons room..only better actually....Just do like i do with him make him get a rake.....
           And I can tell you personally from my experience, as Katherine said chronic pain is  a GDBOAUS.  iT  does inhibit you from activities you would love to do.. and i had those shots. and they did nothing for me...But i did twist my doctors arm and got some good medications for the use on my two trips...I cant take codine or morphine base meds.  So the only thing i can take on a regular basis is motrin and aspirins..advil or some things you can get readily, otc.   But that Tordol  works like a charm..It allowed my trip to Boston, and Colorado and Wyoming.. I even climbed that mountain.  None of which i would ever have been able to do  without it..You can only take it for four days in a row however.. It will eat your liver. 

I was in a car crash many years ago (passenger) and broke my foot, Janice. It healed beautifully and I experienced no pain for decades until relatively recently. I began experiencing extreme pain and was having trouble walking. I went to my doctor and he told me that arthritis had set into the site of the previous break. He said I'd probably need an operation. Before sending me to a surgeon, however, he sent me along to a sports' therapist to see if he could do something for me. The sports' therapist I saw treats some of Australia's most elite Rugby stars and his waiting room was festooned with photos of the most  gob-smackingly gorgeous men (but I digress!). He put me on a treadmill and told me I was walking funny (not a word from you, David LOL!  ;)  :) ). He prescribed a shoe insert for my wonky foot (very minimalist and non-intrusive - you'd never know it was there) and also suggested I take Glucosamine and Omega 3 Fish Oil daily. To cut a long story short, I now experience absolutely no pain  and never did have that operation. Glucosamine and Omega 3 Fish Oil is available over the counter here in Oz, no doctor's prescription necessary. I'm not sure what's the cause of your pain, Janice. If it's arthritis, perhaps they may help you, as they did me.  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 08, 2007, 11:09:13 pm
He put me on a treadmill and told me I was walking funny (not a word from you, David LOL!  ;)  :) ).


Okay.  :-X

 :laugh:  :laugh:

I wasn't going to say anything! <said David as he looked innocently at Kerry>  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on June 08, 2007, 11:37:22 pm
Okay.  :-X

 :laugh:  :laugh:

I wasn't going to say anything! <said David as he looked innocently at Kerry>  ;)

 :laugh:       :laugh:       :laugh:       ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 09, 2007, 12:01:37 am
WHEW!!!

Lord have mercy it stinks in here!

(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t319/Moonie954/stink.jpg)

And look how dirty it is too!  :P

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/cutealliecat/IMG_2958.jpg)

Come on ya'll. Help me clean this place up!

JESS!! DON'T YOU SAY A WORD, YOU HEAR ME???!!!  >:


Well  damn what happen to that prime staff you use to employ David ???  You know Life's merrier with a maid or two.

(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9268/maidswa3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 09, 2007, 12:07:38 am
Well  damn what happen to that prime staff you use to employ David ???   You know Life's merrier with a maid or two.


Jess came in here acting all evil one day and scared them off, I think!  >:(

  :laugh:  :laugh:

Thanks for the Merry Maid help Dottie!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 09, 2007, 12:14:21 am
Jess came in here acting all evil one day and scared them off, I think!  >:(

  :laugh:  :laugh:

Thanks for the Merry Maid help Dottie!  :D

We gotta change the locks, Jesse should not be sneaking in here scaring the staff and helping herself to the refreshments!  ;)  Have you noticed how often we're restocking the liquor cabinet?!?  :laugh:

As for the Maid's don't mention it darlin that's what friends do  :-*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 09, 2007, 01:12:25 am
David, I'm handing this cleaning manual out to all the staff immediately (http://bestsmileys.com/cleaning/5.gif) and I'm personally locking that liquor cabinet. (http://bestsmileys.com/anxious/4.gif)

(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8613/0967322510mv7.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 10, 2007, 08:39:53 pm
Jess came in here acting all evil one day and scared them off, I think!  >:(

  :laugh:  :laugh:

Thanks for the Merry Maid help Dottie!  :D

ok...I was gonna let it go...it is not nice to pick on people that have less than yourself...but you just won't let up...so ....

you wanta piece a me COME ON!!!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 10, 2007, 08:41:53 pm
We gotta change the locks, Jesse should not be sneaking in here scaring the staff and helping herself to the refreshments!  ;)  Have you noticed how often we're restocking the liquor cabinet?!?  :laugh:

As for the Maid's don't mention it darlin that's what friends do  :-*

pfffft!! I don't drink, I am high on LIFE baby!! LIFE!!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 10, 2007, 08:43:04 pm
WHEW!!!

Lord have mercy it stinks in here!

(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t319/Moonie954/stink.jpg)

And look how dirty it is too!  :P

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/cutealliecat/IMG_2958.jpg)

Come on ya'll. Help me clean this place up!

JESS!! DON'T YOU SAY A WORD, YOU HEAR ME???!!!  >:(





are those YOUR pink drawers hanging on that wall??
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 10, 2007, 08:45:10 pm

           Ok can i be a member.  It looks like my kind of place..  that room looks like my grandsons room..only better actually....Just do like i do with him make him get a rake.....
           And I can tell you personally from my experience, as Katherine said chronic pain is  a GDBOAUS.  iT  does inhibit you from activities you would love to do.. and i had those shots. and they did nothing for me...But i did twist my doctors arm and got some good medications for the use on my two trips...I cant take codine or morphine base meds.  So the only thing i can take on a regular basis is motrin and aspirins..advil or some things you can get readily, otc.   But that Tordol  works like a charm..It allowed my trip to Boston, and Colorado and Wyoming.. I even climbed that mountain.  None of which i would ever have been able to do  without it..You can only take it for four days in a row however.. It will eat your liver. 

WHAT?? I thought you had class! You want to hang out in HERE??  :P :P

you DO know they found dead rats in the kitchen??
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 10, 2007, 08:47:00 pm
I was in a car crash many years ago (passenger) and broke my foot, Janice. It healed beautifully and I experienced no pain for decades until relatively recently. I began experiencing extreme pain and was having trouble walking. I went to my doctor and he told me that arthritis had set into the site of the previous break. He said I'd probably need an operation. Before sending me to a surgeon, however, he sent me along to a sports' therapist to see if he could do something for me. The sports' therapist I saw treats some of Australia's most elite Rugby stars and his waiting room was festooned with photos of the most  gob-smackingly gorgeous men (but I digress!). He put me on a treadmill and told me I was walking funny (not a word from you, David LOL!   ;)  :) ). He prescribed a shoe insert for my wonky foot (very minimalist and non-intrusive - you'd never know it was there) and also suggested I take Glucosamine and Omega 3 Fish Oil daily. To cut a long story short, I now experience absolutely no pain  and never did have that operation. Glucosamine and Omega 3 Fish Oil is available over the counter here in Oz, no doctor's prescription necessary. I'm not sure what's the cause of your pain, Janice. If it's arthritis, perhaps they may help you, as they did me.  :D

yeah, kinda like Jack after that first night in the tent!!!  :-X :-X :-X

what? My name ain't David!!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 10, 2007, 08:47:12 pm


         Is that Miller High Life?? Jess.........
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 10, 2007, 08:49:00 pm

         Is that Miller High Life?? Jess.........

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

OUCH!

(good one!!)

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 10, 2007, 08:50:09 pm

         Is that Miller High Life?? Jess.........

and NOOOO it is NOT!

 >:( >:(

 :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 09:22:11 pm
yeah, kinda like Jack after that first night in the tent!!!   :-X :-X :-X

what? My name ain't David!!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

And the second night, and the third night, and the fourth night, and the fifth night, and the . . . . . .  ;)  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 10, 2007, 09:23:45 pm
And the second night, and the third night, and the fourth night, and the fifth night, and the . . . . . .  ;)  :D

dang, you would think he'd adapt.... :-X :-X :-X

see what ya'll did? I never USED to talk like that!

David is a BAD influence!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on June 10, 2007, 09:43:15 pm

Speaking of whom,

David, where are you?  ???

Come home!   :D

We miss you!
   :'(
   
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 10, 2007, 10:29:32 pm
Speaking of whom,

David, where are you?  ???

Come home!   :D

We miss you!
   :'(
   

yeah, we need some BAD influence!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 11, 2007, 01:26:41 am
pfffft!! I don't drink, I am high on LIFE baby!! LIFE!!



Hmmmm HIGH on LIFE huh is THAT what they call it these days MmmHmm ::)

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b303/shady77738/drugs/highlife1.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 11, 2007, 10:05:43 pm

                    That is quite a picture there dot.  Scary and interesting, both.  Maybe hi or low life both.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 11, 2007, 10:09:51 pm
Hmmmm HIGH on LIFE huh is THAT what they call it these days MmmHmm ::)

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b303/shady77738/drugs/highlife1.jpg)

someone's been smoking the wildwood weed again!!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on June 11, 2007, 10:27:41 pm


          Maybe that is where the maids went..seeking the last of the breed.........wildwood weed
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 12, 2007, 12:31:33 am
(http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/453/95160lrtqwnt8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 12, 2007, 12:33:22 am
A Picture of Jess apparently High on Life  ;)

(http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/2126/after20walking20on20airtu9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 12, 2007, 01:14:40 am

          Maybe that is where the maids went..seeking the last of the breed.........wildwood weed

Well Janice you know how it is good help is hard to find   :-\ and poor David has tried

(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2841/200609271626081zy9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Even this fancy little fella. David imported from England at great expense.... ran off with everything that wasn't nailed down :(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 12, 2007, 07:28:29 pm
Where is the proprieter anyway??!!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 13, 2007, 02:40:28 am
(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7033/22852318lc7.jpg)
 

Yoooo Hoooo DAVID.... come out, come out where ever you are!

 ???

 :-\
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 13, 2007, 02:58:01 am
(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7033/22852318lc7.jpg)
 

Yoooo Hoooo DAVID.... come out, come out where ever you are!

 ???

 :-\
(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7033/22852318lc7.jpg)
 

Yoooo Hoooo DAVID.... come out, come out where ever you are!

 ???

 :-\

I'm here Dottie!!  :D

I'm just standing here in awe and wonder as to WHY someone like Jess would show her face in a club like ours!!

Why do you suppose??  ;)  ;)

I can't figure it out!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 13, 2007, 03:11:10 am
Oh there you are  ;D   So glad to see you.   Jess has been trash talkin again.  You know how she is.  She keeps coming here because she gets lonely in that mausoleum she has over there, that NO ONE goes to anymore   ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 13, 2007, 03:15:48 am
Oh there you are  ;D   So glad to see you.   Jess has been trash talkin again.  You know how she is.  She keeps coming here because she gets lonely in that mausoleum she has over there, that NO ONE goes to anymore   ;)

Just ignore her Dottie and she'll go away.  :P

Shoo Jess!!!  ;)

Hey Jess, you know we love you more than our color TVs!  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 13, 2007, 03:24:44 am
<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxdm824JGUS%2526i%253D15%252F15%255F9%255F12%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_12.gif) [/url]  Hey Jess, you know I really love ya...right?  And we know you only come around here because you like hangin with us. 8)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 13, 2007, 03:30:06 am
<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxdm824JGUS%2526i%253D15%252F15%255F9%255F12%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_12.gif) [/url]  Hey Jess, you know I really love ya...right?  And we know you only come around here because you like hangin with us. 8)

Speak for yourself Dottie!!  >:(

 :laugh:  :laugh:

God, has my club sunk THAT low???

 :P  :P

[[[Jess and Dottie]]]

 ;)  ;)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Front-Ranger on June 13, 2007, 04:54:52 am
Can I be in your club too, David?

David? uh, David?

Hey I thot there was a party goin on here!!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 13, 2007, 08:25:26 am
I'm here Dottie!!  :D

I'm just standing here in awe and wonder as to WHY someone like Jess would show her face in a club like ours!!

Why do you suppose??  ;)  ;)

I can't figure it out!  :D


I am just here as a public servant verifying your compliance with official BetterMost standards..

*Jess uses the tip of her boot to clear a path thru the debris*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 13, 2007, 08:43:28 am
Can I be in your club too, David?

David? uh, David?

Hey I thot there was a party goin on here!!



Lee!

Jeez! I hope you and Janice have had your shots!

and David and Dottie...

as for YOU TWO...







{{{{David}}}} and {{{Dottie}}}}}

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 13, 2007, 03:17:12 pm
Lee!

Jeez! I hope you and Janice have had your shots!

and David and Dottie...

as for YOU TWO...







{{{{David}}}} and {{{Dottie}}}}}

 ;D ;D ;D


That's okay Jess. Talk it up.  >:(

Everyone already knows how dirty your club is.  :P



(It's so dirty in there, she's installed penicillin dispensers in all the hallways)

YUCK!!!



 ;)  ;)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 13, 2007, 09:08:15 pm
Hey Jess!!

Only 538 posts to go and I'll officially be a member of your club!!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 13, 2007, 09:12:57 pm
Hey Jess!!

Only 538 posts to go and I'll officially be a member of your club!!  :D

oh lort!

 :o :o

DANGER DANGER Mr ROBINSON!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 13, 2007, 09:30:27 pm
oh lort!

 :o :o

DANGER DANGER Mr ROBINSON!!

Yes. Danger.

The first thing I'll do once I get over there is call a fumigator. The entire place must be thoroughly sprayed from top to bottom.

I'm compiling a "To Do" list.  I should have it finished by the time I hit 5000.  ;)


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 13, 2007, 09:43:18 pm
Yes. Danger.

The first thing I'll do once I get over there is call a fumigator. The entire place must be thoroughly sprayed  from top to bottom.

I'm compiling a "To Do" list.  I should have it finished by the time I hit 5000.  ;)




sprayed?? With WHAT??

You better not get any of it on our fine leather chairs!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 14, 2007, 12:07:23 am
You might as well just stay here with us David.  Things are looking pretty spiffy since we got the Merry Maids in  :D  It's not pretentious like some others I could mention  ::) but it is comfy.

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8148/housethumbek1.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 14, 2007, 01:42:50 am
You might as well just stay here with us David.  Things are looking pretty spiffy since we got the Merry Maids in  :D  It's not pretentious like some others I could mention  ::) but it is comfy.

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8148/housethumbek1.jpg)

WHO?? Who is pretentious!!??

 >:(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 14, 2007, 01:45:51 am
sprayed?? With WHAT??

You better not get any of it on our fine leather chairs!!

What do you mean "sprayed with what"??

Why with rat and roach repellant of course!  ::)

Geez! Your club is totally infested Jess. Somebody needs to do something about it.

It's disgusting.  >:(

 ;)  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 14, 2007, 01:46:54 am
You might as well just stay here with us David.  Things are looking pretty spiffy since we got the Merry Maids in  :D  It's not pretentious like some others I could mention  ::) but it is comfy.

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8148/housethumbek1.jpg)

They did a wonderful job, didn't they Dottie??

Thanks for calling them in!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 17, 2007, 09:17:33 pm
What do you mean "sprayed with what"??

Why with rat and roach repellant of course!  ::)

Geez! Your club is totally infested Jess. Somebody needs to do something about it.

It's disgusting.  >:(

 ;)  ;)

it is hard to keep them out with ya'll breeding them over here!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 17, 2007, 09:25:40 pm
it is hard to keep them out with ya'll breeding them over here!

ALL RIGHT!!! THAT'S ENOUGH!!

I can't take this shit no more!!  >:(

Where's my ass kicking machine?? I'm gonna put it right there in the front door! There's got to be something in this whole wide world that'll keep Jess out of here.  >:(

 ;)  ;)

You just wait Jess! I'll be a member of YOUR *cough* club  :P pretty soon.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on June 17, 2007, 09:47:56 pm
There's got to be something in this whole wide world that'll keep Jess out of here.  >:(
 

Here I come to save the day!

It's Mighty Mouse!

He'll protect you, David!
   :D

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/MightyMouse.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 17, 2007, 09:52:46 pm
Here I come to save the day!

It's Mighty Mouse!

He'll protect you, David!
   :D

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/MightyMouse.jpg)

Yup! He'd do it!!

You better watch out Jess. He'll thump your butt without thinking twice!  >:(

Thanks Kerry!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 17, 2007, 10:05:04 pm
ALL RIGHT!!! THAT'S ENOUGH!!

I can't take this shit no more!!  >:(

Where's my ass kicking machine?? I'm gonna put it right there in the front door! There's got to be something in this whole wide world that'll keep Jess out of here.  >:(

 ;)  ;)

You just wait Jess! I'll be a member of YOUR *cough* club  :P pretty soon.

Well honey apparently it's in Virginia...  :-\ ... Wirtz, Virginia to be exact.
http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm site=http://web.archive.org/web/20021113163032/http://www.fred.net/turtle/asskicker/asskicker.html (http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm site=http://web.archive.org/web/20021113163032/http://www.fred.net/turtle/asskicker/asskicker.html)

This water-propelled marvel with whirling suede sneakers resides in Wirtz, Virginia, and will punt you silly.

The kindly folks at Ass-Kicker Central (via Internet Archive) share photographs, commentary, and technical diagrams of The World's Only Ass-Kicking Machine. They also answer an obvious question: "Does The World's Only Ass-Kicking Machine Really Kick Ass?"

"We are almost certain it kicks big-time ass. (Inventor Bob Booth's) anecdotal report about being attacked by the ass-kicker when he got too close to it and 'it started up by itself,' plus the rugged design and Bob's conservative output rating of 100 asses per minute convince us that this device does, indeed, kick ass."

Here's yet another prototype from those geniuses at MIT.   This one is bicycle powered.  much more suitable to your needs David than that water driven one ;)

(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5966/36147915je9.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 17, 2007, 10:18:27 pm
I am reporting the whole lot of ya'll to the authorities!! BLATANT personal attacks EVERYWHERE...maybe we can finally close this disaster down!!

 >:(

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 17, 2007, 10:26:50 pm
I am reporting the whole lot of ya'll to the authorities!! BLATANT personal attacks EVERYWHERE...maybe we can finally close this disaster down!!

 >:(



Hey Jess!  <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxdm824JGUS%2526i%253D36%252F36%255F1%255F70%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_70.gif)[/url]

<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxdm824JGUS%2526i%253D10%252F10%255F1%255F102v%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_102v.gif)[/url]

neener, neener, neener   <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxdm824JGUS%2526i%253D36%252F36%255F11%255F22%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_22.gif)[/url]
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 17, 2007, 10:31:18 pm
oh REAL mature, DOTTIE!!

 ::) ::)

 >:( >:(


 :laugh: :laugh: :-*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 17, 2007, 10:31:35 pm
I am reporting the whole lot of ya'll to the authorities!! BLATANT personal attacks EVERYWHERE...maybe we can finally close this disaster down!!

 >:(



Good luck with the reporting. I tried calling the sheriff on you 4 months ago, and I'm STILL waiting for him to show up.  ::)

 ;)  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 17, 2007, 10:32:44 pm
that is cause he is MY friend!!  :P :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 17, 2007, 10:33:30 pm
Well honey apparently it's in Virginia...  :-\ ... Wirtz, Virginia to be exact.

(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5966/36147915je9.jpg)

That looks just like the one I have! What's it doing in Virginia?

Virginia isn't far from me. Maybe I should drive over there and get it.

That's hysterical Dottie!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on June 17, 2007, 10:33:54 pm
I am reporting the whole lot of ya'll to the authorities!! BLATANT personal attacks EVERYWHERE...maybe we can finally close this disaster down!!

 >:(

I'm innocent!!!  :o

All I did was call on my good mate, Mighty Mouse, to go give David some help on the door at his club.

I swear, that's all I did!!!  ::)    ;)    :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 17, 2007, 10:36:01 pm
I'm innocent!!!  :o

All I did was call on my good mate, Mighty Mouse, to go give David some help on the door at his club.

I swear, that's all I did!!!  ::)    ;)    :D

You're guilty by association Kerry! If we go down, you go down too!  :laugh:

 ;)  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 17, 2007, 10:37:43 pm
I'm innocent!!!  :o

All I did was call on my good mate, Mighty Mouse, to go give David some help on the door at his club.

I swear, that's all I did!!!  ::)    ;)    :D

uh huh...yeah innocent... ::) ::)

everyone stand back so the lightening won't hit you too....

btw!! I was gonna ask you...what is up with your main squeeze, Putin? Why is he hating on Bush?? You been playing around on ol Putin?? huh??
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 17, 2007, 10:41:17 pm
uh huh...yeah innocent... ::) ::)

everyone stand back so the lightening won't hit you too....

btw!! I was gonna ask you...what is up with your main squeeze, Putin? Why is he hating on Bush?? You been playing around on ol Putin?? huh??

 ???  ???

Putin and Kerry??

What you talking about Jess? You sucking on the motor oil again?

I've seen you say some strange things before, but...........

 ;)  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on June 17, 2007, 10:42:36 pm
uh huh...yeah innocent... ::) ::)

everyone stand back so the lightening won't hit you too....

btw!! I was gonna ask you...what is up with your main squeeze, Putin? Why is he hating on Bush?? You been playing around on ol Putin?? huh??

Vladimir and I are no longer "very best friends." We've had a falling out. I can't talk about it right now, Jess. Suffice to say he hurt me real bad.  :'(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 17, 2007, 10:45:10 pm
WHAT?    Innocent as the driven snow here <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxdm824JGUS%2526i%253D36%252F36%255F22%255F25%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_22_25.gif)[/url]  I didn't do ANYTHING! much.... SHE started it anyway
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 17, 2007, 10:47:03 pm
Vladimir and I are no longer "very best friends." We've had a falling out. I can't talk about it right now, Jess. Suffice to say he hurt me real bad.  :'(

I KNEW IT!!

If there is a nuclear war it is gonna be YOUR fault! You are gonna go down in history as the guy that started WW3!! (IF there is anybody left to write history!!) You know what sexual frustration does to men! All that energy goes to fighting!

You CALL HIM!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 17, 2007, 10:48:28 pm
WHAT?    Innocent as the driven snow here <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxdm824JGUS%2526i%253D36%252F36%255F22%255F25%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_22_25.gif)[/url]  I didn't do ANYTHING! much.... SHE started it anyway

I don't think you should be calling David 'she'....if HE calls HIMSELF she that is ok...but you shouldn't...

 ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 17, 2007, 10:53:41 pm
I don't think you should be calling David 'she'....if HE calls HIMSELF she that is ok...but you shouldn't...

 ;D

Jess <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxdm824JGUS%2526i%253D23%252F23%255F144%255F15%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_144_15.gif)[/url]  You KNOW I was talkin about YOU  :-*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 17, 2007, 10:56:38 pm
Jess <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxdm824JGUS%2526i%253D23%252F23%255F144%255F15%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_144_15.gif)[/url]  You KNOW I was talkin about YOU  :-*

ROTF!!

ME?? how could you be talking about me? I am the sweetest person on here...never started nothing in my WHOLE life!!

JESS: The VERY Picture of Innocense!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 17, 2007, 11:05:32 pm
ROTF!!

ME?? how could you be talking about me? I am the sweetest person on here...never started nothing in my WHOLE life!!

JESS: The VERY Picture of Innocense!!

<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxdm824JGUS%2526i%253D36%252F36%255F1%255F19%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_19.gif)[/url] 

 ::)


 ;)    :laugh:


 :-*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 18, 2007, 12:00:33 am
ROTF!!

ME?? how could you be talking about me? I am the sweetest person on here...never started nothing in my WHOLE life!!

JESS: The VERY Picture of Innocense!!


I'll show you that picture if you want to see it.

And innocent it's NOT.  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 18, 2007, 12:17:41 am
I'll show you that picture if you want to see it.

And innocent it's NOT.  ;)

pffft!

if you are talking about that one of me in the tub I was ONLY sixteen months old! How much MORE innocent could I be!??
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 18, 2007, 12:20:14 am
pffft!

if you are talking about that one of me in the tub I was ONLY sixteen months old! How much MORE innocent could I be!??

See this? She's back in here again.  >:(

*David looks around for some injest repellant*

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 18, 2007, 12:28:47 am
Here ya go David  8) be sure and wear your goggles when you spray that stuff!  ;)

(http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6415/53yh7.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

Oh and just in case that dosen't work.   I have this heavy duty stuff just for folks from TEXAS
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/2900/bsthumboi5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 18, 2007, 12:36:51 am
  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

If that stuff doesn't work, then there's no God.

Thanks Dottie!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on June 18, 2007, 12:40:17 am
  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

If that stuff doesn't work, then there's no God.

Thanks Dottie!


Anything for you Sweetie!  <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxdm824JGUS%2526i%253D11%252F11%255F5%255F2%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_5_2.gif)[/url]
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 18, 2007, 12:52:10 am

Anything for you Sweetie!  <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxdm824JGUS%2526i%253D11%252F11%255F5%255F2%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_5_2.gif)[/url]

[[[Dottie]]]]




...... and [[[Jess]]]]

But I got my can of repellent ready just in case you decide to get all evil on me!!  >:(

  ;)  ;)  :-*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 19, 2007, 06:36:15 pm
Yeah DOTTIE

he will spray you if you get evil again!!

Humph!

(can't believe he turned on you like that!!)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 19, 2007, 07:31:55 pm
Yeah DOTTIE

he will spray you if you get evil again!!

Humph!

(can't believe he turned on you like that!!)


I didn't turn on Dottie. And you came back in here again!  >:(


(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s101/KristianOner/can2.jpg)



GIT!!   >:(  >:(


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 24, 2007, 01:51:41 am
I see the new spray Dottie gave me is working.

Jess hasn't been back here in almost a week.  :D

I gotta start ordering that stuff by the case.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on June 24, 2007, 02:14:54 am
I see the new spray Dottie gave me is working.

Jess hasn't been back here in almost a week.  :D

I gotta start ordering that stuff by the case.

I hope you got at least a month's supply from Dottie, David, 'cause she's gone on vacation with Bob and is uncontactable until August 4!  :'(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 24, 2007, 02:20:35 am
I hope you got at least a month's supply from Dottie, David, 'cause she's gone on vacation with Bob and is uncontactable until August 4!  :'(

Oh No!!!! She only gave me two cans of it. Regular and Texas sized.

I guess I'll have to conserve it, won't I? At least until Dottie gets back.

I'll try to spray less of it the next time Jess comes in here. A half squirt directly to the face ought to do it!  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on June 24, 2007, 02:37:20 am
Oh No!!!! She only gave me two cans of it. Regular and Texas sized.

I guess I'll have to conserve it, won't I? At least until Dottie gets back.

I'll try to spray less of it the next time Jess comes in here. A half squirt directly to the face ought to do it!  ;)

Psst, David, my spies tell me that Jess is in consultation with the manufacturers of that spray, who are developing an antidote, just for her to use when she visits your club.  :o

Promise you won't tell her I told you.   ;)   ;)   ;)   8)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 26, 2007, 06:59:28 pm
PULEEZE!

Like I am just DYING to come into your tawdry, sordid, seedy, run down, rat infested, roach motel!!

HUMPH!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 26, 2007, 07:06:18 pm
PULEEZE!

Like I am just DYING to come into your tawdry, sordid, seedy, run down, rat infested, roach motel!!

HUMPH!

You must be Jess!

Every time I turn around you're back in here again.  >:(

 ;)  ;)  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 26, 2007, 07:14:58 pm
You must be Jess!

Every time I turn around you're back in here again.  >:(

 ;)  ;)  :D

its like a car wreck...I don't WANT to look...just can't help myself... :P

Is that a possum I see waddling down the hall??
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 26, 2007, 08:36:50 pm
its like a car wreck...I don't WANT to look...just can't help myself... :P

Is that a possum I see waddling down the hall??

Probably. The place has really gone downhill since Dottie went on vacation.

Hey Jess, go catch it and serve it up for dinner tonight at your club. Anything would be better than that rat gumbo you been serving in there.  :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on June 26, 2007, 08:46:29 pm
Probably. The place has really gone downhill since Dottie went on vacation.

Hey Jess, go catch it and serve it up for dinner tonight at your club. Anything would be better than that rat gumbo you been serving in there.  :P

Yikes, watch out, David! That's no possum! It's a Tasmanian Devil! And he's dangerous!    :o

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/KKK8.gif)

<Hmm, wonder how an Australian Tasmanian Devil found its way to Indiana>
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 26, 2007, 09:08:06 pm
Yikes, watch out, David! That's no possum! It's a Tasmanian Devil! And he's dangerous!    :o

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/KKK8.gif)

<Hmm, wonder how an Australian Tasmanian Devil found it's way to Indiana>

Jess must have gone outside and caught it and brought it in here.

She's desperate to destroy my beautiful club.  >:(


Get out of here Jess!

(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s101/KristianOner/can2.jpg)

Shoo!

*cough* *cough*

Man! That spray STINKS!! No wonder Jess doesn't like it!  :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 29, 2007, 11:30:41 pm
I've been noticing some of our newer members peeking in my club and I thought I should explain something to you all. I posted a disclaimer about this club when I first opened it many moons ago, but since that was a long time ago, maybe I should mention this again.....


We are all good friends here! Everything you read here is simply some friendly teasing between friends.

Don't take it seriously, okay??/

It's all in jest!  :laugh:  :laugh:

Get it? It's all IN JEST?? IN JEST??? INJEST??? JESS??  :laugh:  :laugh:

 :-\  :-\

Okay, never mind. What I'm trying to say is, Jess and I are really good friends and we think very highly of each other. It's the same thing with Kerry and Dottie (dot-matrix).

DON'T TAKE ANYTHING YOU READ HERE SERIOUSLY!!!

And you are welcome to join in if you want to!  :D

(Just be prepared, because Jess is very quick with the come backs!)  :D  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 29, 2007, 11:33:27 pm
huh?? We are just joking???!!

oh!

 :-\ :P









 ;)












 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

now if you new members are looking for a CLASSY place...I would suggest the 5000 plus club....THAT is the premiere establishment here at Bettermost
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 29, 2007, 11:40:35 pm
huh?? We are just joking???!!

oh!

 :-\ :P









 ;)












 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

now if you new members are looking for a CLASSY place...I would suggest the 5000 plus club....THAT is the premiere establishment here at Bettermost

See what I mean you all? She's quick with her come backs. How long did it take this time? 2 minutes? You gotta be really quick if you're gonna tangle with miss Jess!  :D

Fortunately I've had a lot of practice. Oh by the way, the 5000 club IS premiere. It was the first club in the history of BetterMost to require immunization shots before you walk in!  :P

 ;)  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 29, 2007, 11:43:02 pm
Yes, the 5000 club is in the CIVILIZED world where people have vaccines!  ::)

Not like the third world ecological disaster you have HERE!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 29, 2007, 11:48:14 pm
Yes, the 5000 club is in the CIVILIZED world where people have vaccines!  ::)

Not like the third world ecological disaster you have HERE!!

Well, Kerry told me you were the one who snuck the Tasmanian Devil in here. He made a bad mess in here too and I'm sending YOU the cleaning bill.

Oh, and I have a little surprise for you in your club kitchen. Be careful when you open up the cupboard. He bites.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 29, 2007, 11:52:25 pm
Well, Kerry told me you were the one who snuck the Tasmanian Devil in here. He made a bad mess in here too and I'm sending YOU the cleaning bill.

Oh, and I have a little surprise for you in your club kitchen. Be careful when you open up the cupboard. He bites.

yes, KERRY>...who lives in AUSTRALIA...said I (who lives in TEXAS) turned the Tasmanian Devil loose in here...now let's all think for a minute...which of us is more likely to have access to a Tasmanian Devil!!??

KERRY You quit lying on me!!  >:( >:(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 30, 2007, 12:15:09 am
yes, KERRY>...who lives in AUSTRALIA...said I (who lives in TEXAS) turned the Tasmanian Devil loose in here...now let's all think for a minute...which of us is more likely to have access to a Tasmanian Devil!!??

KERRY You quit lying on me!!  >:( >:(

Well, maybe someone UPS'ed the devils to you Jess!

I'm smart! I can figure things out on my own!

I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday Jess! 

I fell off of it last week.  :P


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Shasta542 on June 30, 2007, 12:50:15 am
Does Indiana export turnips?
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 30, 2007, 12:55:40 am
Does Indiana export turnips?

I don't know Shasta! I think these turnips were from Texas. They were as big as basketballs. Jess probably ordered them for her club. I think she wants to give all her members gas problems.

Maybe she thinks it will cure her club members of the terrible indigestion they get from the food she serves over there.  :P

Yucky!  :P  :P

 ;)  ;)  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Shasta542 on June 30, 2007, 01:04:35 am
Well, they can have the turnips. (Basketballs!!? Those are some whoppers.) I like the turnip GREENS. With cornbread. And sweet tea.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on June 30, 2007, 03:46:53 am

Watch out! Here comes that Tasmanian Devil again!   :o

(http://s119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/KKK8.gif)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 30, 2007, 08:05:07 am
Watch out! Here comes that Tasmanian Devil again!   :o

(http://s119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/KKK8.gif)

SEE???!!

It was KERRY!!

I dont even think he has a permit or a rabies certificate for that thing!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on July 01, 2007, 01:52:15 am
SEE???!!

It was KERRY!!

I dont even think he has a permit or a rabies certificate for that thing!



You set the devil loose in here Jess and you know it. Kerry would never do anything like that to me.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on July 01, 2007, 03:09:08 am
You set the devil loose in here Jess and you know it. Kerry would never do anything like that to me.

boy, does he have YOU fooled!

 ::)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on July 01, 2007, 03:20:00 am
boy, does he have YOU fooled!

 ::)

I'm innocent!  That's Jess's Tasmanian Devil! I saw her petting him!   ;)   ;)   ;)   8)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on July 01, 2007, 03:21:37 am
I'm innocent!  That's Jess's Tasmanian Devil! I saw her petting him!   ;)   ;)   ;)   8)

I wouldn't stain my hand with that filthy animal!!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on July 01, 2007, 03:34:10 am
I wouldn't stain my hand with that filthy animal!!



Tasmanian Devils sure do smell yucky up close!  :P  Not that I'd know!   ::)   ;)   8)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on July 01, 2007, 03:44:59 am
Tasmanian Devils sure do smell yucky up close!  :P  Not that I'd know!   ::)   ;)   8)

ah HAH!! Busted!!

see David??? only someone that has been upclose and personal would know about that stench!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on July 01, 2007, 03:50:53 am
ah HAH!! Busted!!

see David??? only someone that has been upclose and personal would know about that stench!

I'm not saying another word until my lawyer arrives!  :-X
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on July 01, 2007, 04:12:26 am
I'm not saying another word until my lawyer arrives!  :-X

 :o :o :o

*Jess ducking out and running for the 5000 club...*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on July 01, 2007, 05:17:18 pm
Jess, what's that funny smell coming from your purse? Are you hiding a Tasmanian devil down in there?

Or is it some leftovers from the awful lunch you served over at your club?  :P

SHEWW!! Whatever it is, get it out of here!  >:(

 :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on July 02, 2007, 08:32:43 am


My legal representative has arrived. Though he's not really a "lawyer" exactly, he sure does know how to enforce the law!   :o    ;)    :D

(http://s119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/ChrisMeloni.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on July 03, 2007, 12:06:12 am

My legal representative has arrived. Though he's not really a "lawyer" exactly, he sure does know how to enforce the law!   :o    ;)    :D

(http://s119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/ChrisMeloni.jpg)

HEY!!!  ;D

I am ready to be crossexamined!!!

 :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on July 03, 2007, 12:07:08 am
Yup! He's a cute one!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on July 03, 2007, 12:12:14 am
Yup! He's a cute one!  :D

good lort!

get in line...you already GOT a cute guy hanging around!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on July 03, 2007, 12:17:38 am
good lort!

get in line...you already GOT a cute guy hanging around!!

 ???

 >:(  >:(

I just said he was cute!

$#*&  *%$#$  *&%#$*@  &$#!!!!!!   >:(

 :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on July 03, 2007, 12:23:57 am
???

 >:(  >:(

I just said he was cute!

$#*&  *%$#$  *&%#$*@  &$#!!!!!!   >:(

 :laugh: :laugh:

Don't think I won't drive to Indianapolis to WASH YORE MOUTH OUT young man!!!

 >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on July 03, 2007, 12:36:26 am
Don't think I won't drive to Indianapolis to WASH YORE MOUTH OUT young man!!!

 >:( >:( >:(

Mom always used Ivory or Dial on me.

(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q195/pinkjuicex/achristmasstorysmall.jpg)



Which one do you use Jess?

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on July 03, 2007, 12:41:45 am
Irish Spring!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on July 03, 2007, 01:39:25 am
Irish Spring!

Blegchh!!!  :P

That's the green stuff, isn't it?

Yucky!  :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on July 03, 2007, 01:42:27 am
Liquid soap started becoming popular when I was about 10 years old. Mom would sometimes put some on her index finger and rub it on the roof of my mouth so I couldn't get it out.   >:(  >:(

yuck.  :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on July 03, 2007, 09:10:31 am
good lort!

get in line...you already GOT a cute guy hanging around!!

That's right, everyone get in line!  >:(  There'll be no queue jumping here. I'm at the head of the queue and everyone else is behind me! I have first dibs on Mr Meloni's "time"!!!  ;)   ;)   ;)   :D

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Sheriff Roland on July 03, 2007, 04:05:04 pm
D a v  i  d    !

you are now a member of the 5 000 + post club

How are you gonna live with yourself?  :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on July 03, 2007, 04:23:55 pm
D a v  i  d    !

you are now a member of the 5 000 + post club

How are you gonna live with yourself?  :laugh:

I've been sitting here wondering the same thing, Roland.  ;)  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: loneleeb3 on July 03, 2007, 04:44:56 pm

My legal representative has arrived. Though he's not really a "lawyer" exactly, he sure does know how to enforce the law!   :o    ;)    :D

(http://s119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/ChrisMeloni.jpg)
Can you voulenteer for a strip search??? :o
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on July 03, 2007, 04:47:39 pm
Can you voulenteer for a strip search??? :o


LEE!!!!

tsk tsk.

Now WHAT made you think of THAT??

That never crossed my mind.... not even ONCE!!!  ;)

So Kerry, answer the question!! What about strip searches??  :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: loneleeb3 on July 03, 2007, 04:49:39 pm

LEE!!!!

tsk tsk.

Now WHAT made you think of THAT??

That never crossed my mind.... not even ONCE!!!  ;)

So Kerry, answer the question!! What about strip searches??  :laugh:

You're not foolin me David......... David Nasty!!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on July 03, 2007, 04:50:47 pm
 :laugh: :laugh:

Yup!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on July 03, 2007, 06:37:46 pm
OMG David I'm gone a few days Jess is outta control!  :o  I knew I should ha ve left you more repellent!  Well I am fed-exing you a case right away.
 
(http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/9963/pic20via20fedexht8.jpg)

Just in case she gets all weird again...you know like last time, alternately screaming for her mother and talking about how HOT she is.  It was SCARY :-\

(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/9561/lowsp9e4452jpg224175aub4.jpg)


Now you boys don't tire Mr Meloni too much I expect to be able to "meet" with him when I get back  ::)  I am certain he is going to want my intimate personal views on our trespassing issues with Jess.

 :-*  Have fun everyone...see ya later

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on July 03, 2007, 08:22:32 pm
That's right, everyone get in line!  >:(  There'll be no queue jumping here. I'm at the head of the queue and everyone else is behind me! I have first dibs on Mr Meloni's "time"!!!  ;)   ;)   ;)   :D



DANG....well we might as well all find us a seat....ya'll know how KERRY is....this may take a while....
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on July 04, 2007, 08:53:02 am
Can you voulenteer for a strip search??? :o

Mr Meloni sure does know how to conduct a mighty thorough strip search, Lee. He's so thorough, in fact, he insisted on strip searching me EIGHT TIMES!!!  :o  And that was just in the FIRST HOUR!!!  :o

I wouldn't suggest you and David and Jess and Dottie wait around for your turn. It may be some time. He's taking a nap right now and keeps muttering my name in his sleep. "Keee-rrrry, Keeeeeeee-rrrrrrrrrrrry, baaaaaaa-by," he's moaning, with a big, cheesy grin on his face!    :P

Drop by again in a couple of weeks. We should be through by then!   8)   ;)   :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on July 04, 2007, 08:59:33 am

Congratulations, David!

 :D  5,000 Posts!  :D

Yee-Haw!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on July 04, 2007, 10:55:20 am
Mr Meloni sure does know how to conduct a mighty thorough strip search, Lee. He's so thorough, in fact, he insisted on strip searching me EIGHT TIMES!!!  :o  And that was just in the FIRST HOUR!!!  :o

I wouldn't suggest you and David and Jess and Dottie wait around for your turn. It may be some time. He's taking a nap right now and keeps muttering my name in his sleep. "Keee-rrrry, Keeeeeeee-rrrrrrrrrrrry, baaaaaaa-by," he's moaning, with a big, cheesy grin on his face!    :P

Drop by again in a couple of weeks. We should be through by then!   8)   ;)   :D

SEE?? I tell you that KERRY!!!  >:( >:(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on July 05, 2007, 10:00:26 am
SEE?? I tell you that KERRY!!!  >:( >:(

Yep! I can't help myself! The power I have over men is just mind-blowing!   :P  8)

I'm kinda wondering why it is that Mr Meloni wanted to strip search me, seeing as I'm his client and all.  ???

But hey, who am I to question authority?   Bring it on, baby!  ::)   ;)   :D

(http://s119.photobucket.com/albums/o126/kez4oz/ChrisMeloni1.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: moremojo on July 05, 2007, 10:04:36 am
David, with this very post, I technically lose my claim to remain a member of your exclusive club. I hope I can stay on as an honorary member! ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on July 05, 2007, 04:48:25 pm




          I think I am like Groucho Marx, I dont want to be a member of any club, that would have me for a member...I would rather just slip in unnoticed.......... :-\
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on July 05, 2007, 06:07:19 pm
SCOTT!


JANICE!!

What are ya'll nice classy people doing in THIS heckhole?? Did you see they got a F on their health inspection??!!

Come to the 5000 Club....there is a NICE club!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on July 05, 2007, 08:32:38 pm
SCOTT!


JANICE!!

What are ya'll nice classy people doing in THIS heckhole?? Did you see they got a F on their health inspection??!!

Come to the 5000 Club....there is a NICE club!

We may have got an F, but at least they gave us a second chance.

They condemned your funk nasty club before they even walked through the door.  :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on July 05, 2007, 08:40:12 pm
David, with this very post, I technically lose my claim to remain a member of your exclusive club. I hope I can stay on as an honorary member! ;D

Of course you can stay here Scott! I'm still here, aren't I?  :D

And congratulations on your 2000th post too btw!  :)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on August 18, 2007, 12:23:51 am
bawahaaaahaaaa!!

Your tacky little club is on the 'forgotten threads' list!!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on August 18, 2007, 12:31:55 am
bawahaaaahaaaa!!

Your tacky little club is on the 'forgotten threads' list!!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

JESS!
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3851/excusemesp5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
That's not very NICE!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on August 18, 2007, 12:37:36 am
revealing the hard cold TRUTH!!

(and dont' play innocent with me! I saw what ya'll wrote in MY club!!)

 >:( >:( :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on August 18, 2007, 12:53:46 am
You better be nice in here Jess, or I'll go to your club and do something really mean to you!  >:(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on August 18, 2007, 12:56:51 am
You better be nice in here Jess, or I'll go to your club and do something really mean to you!  >:(

oh this is great! Phillip features your SAD little club on the banner and here you are making vicious threats against the sweetest most beloved moderator in the whole town!!

No wonder this club has lanquished on the SECOND page while MINE has flourished!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on August 18, 2007, 01:24:13 am
oh this is great! Phillip features your SAD little club on the banner and here you are making vicious threats against the sweetest most beloved moderator in the whole town!!

No wonder this club has lanquished on the SECOND page while MINE has flourished!!

Yes, and did you notice how Phillip also referred to it as "remarkable"?

*David sighs*

..... while Jess's club continues to sink lower and lower down the list.  :(

 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on August 18, 2007, 02:45:27 am
JESS(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e308/MemilySue/thshameonyou.gif)

(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/ponches/Myspace%20stuff/U_Dissapointed_Bongo.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on August 18, 2007, 03:33:33 am

Don't listen to Jess, David.  :-\

She's just jealous   :(  about your popularity.   

We all love ya, honey!  :-*

Keep up the good work!   :D

 ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: BBM-Cat on August 18, 2007, 01:30:08 pm
Glad to have found a home! At this rate, it will take me 10 years to get over 2000 posts.

Tell ya what Friends, let's form a battleplan.....we could sneak over to the 10,000+ posts club, real quiet-like of course, and surprise ATTACK their thread...

(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb147/BBM-Cat/MISCELLANEOUS/attack.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on August 18, 2007, 02:48:09 pm
WHATEVAZ!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: ifyoucantfixit on August 18, 2007, 03:19:50 pm



     Tsk tsk you guys should kiss (w/tongue) and make up.....its just so stressful...  To see such good friends having such a fit and fight.....If you need
an arbitrator let me know...Ill be willing to carry the notes back and forth, across enemy lines.       :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

       Janice goes to get secret courier pack
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Pipedream on August 18, 2007, 03:36:30 pm
Peace be with you, brothers and sisters! (http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/gif/angel4.gif)

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/pipedream_photos/Friedenstaube.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on August 18, 2007, 03:48:31 pm
Glad to have found a home! At this rate, it will take me 10 years to get over 2000 posts.

Tell ya what Friends, let's form a battleplan.....we could sneak over to the 10,000+ posts club, real quiet-like of course, and surprise ATTACK their thread...

(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb147/BBM-Cat/MISCELLANEOUS/attack.jpg)

Come on! Let's go over there and do it right now!

I've got two mice and a fish in my pocket.

You in BIIIIIIIIIIIG trouble now Jess!  :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: louisev on August 18, 2007, 03:57:00 pm
I like the "Fast, Easy to Play Basic Rules" at the bottom!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Scott6373 on August 18, 2007, 04:19:44 pm
Come on! Let's go over there and do it right now!

I've got two mice and a fish in my pocket.

You in BIIIIIIIIIIIG trouble now Jess!  :P

I was wondering what was in your pocket   ;D :o
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: BBM-Cat on August 18, 2007, 04:36:59 pm
COOL! COUNT ME IN!  ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on August 18, 2007, 06:23:28 pm
(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u262/emi_kristen/onnoudidnt.jpg)

Now David you KNOW how Jess IS!  She's just lonely in that mausoleum of hers.  I mean the woman talks a blue streak no one's ever gonna catch up to her post count so no one's ever gonna wanna hang out with her.  We should feel sorry for her not fight with her  :'(   ;) Not much anyway!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Shasta542 on August 18, 2007, 06:26:18 pm
COOL! COUNT ME IN!  ;D

Git on in there and separate that bad club from ours.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on August 18, 2007, 07:05:38 pm
(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u262/emi_kristen/onnoudidnt.jpg)

Now David you KNOW how Jess IS!  She's just lonely in that mausoleum of hers.  I mean the woman talks a blue streak no one's ever gonna catch up to her post count so no one's ever gonna wanna hang out with her.  We should feel sorry for her not fight with her  :'(   ;) Not much anyway!

But then it wouldn't be any fun!  >:(

 :laugh:  :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: BBM-Cat on August 18, 2007, 07:28:40 pm
Git on in there and separate that bad club from ours.

You bet! But we're going to need some reinforcements!  :D  Janice was willing to carry the notes back and forth over enemy lines!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on August 18, 2007, 07:32:41 pm
I was wondering what was in your pocket   ;D :o

Two live mice and a dead fish! What else could it be?  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on August 18, 2007, 07:34:57 pm
You bet! But we're going to need some reinforcements!  :D  Janice was willing to carry the notes back and forth over enemy lines!

Janice!! You'd be willing to do that for us? Just watch out for Jess's attack cats and that mean muscular lady in the front parking lot.

*David rubs his hands together*

This is getting exciting!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on August 18, 2007, 07:56:19 pm
Well if we must, we must   (http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z302/GoldenGlobeElite/Praying.gif) 

:: sigh ::

(http://bestsmileys.com/violent/17.gif) OK I'm ready now



(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i107/fireangel05_photos/evillaugh.gif)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on August 18, 2007, 08:50:08 pm
Well if we must, we must   (http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z302/GoldenGlobeElite/Praying.gif) 

:: sigh ::

(http://bestsmileys.com/violent/17.gif) OK I'm ready now



(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i107/fireangel05_photos/evillaugh.gif)



Yes. We must.

The time has come. Now who has the blueprints and the flashlight?
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: shortfiction on August 19, 2007, 12:11:25 am
Here I am, creeping slowly towards 120 posts or so.....I am late to the BetterMost board.  Spent too much time dealing with trolls at the IMDB. 

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on August 19, 2007, 12:17:41 am
Yes. We must.

The time has come. Now who has the blueprints and the flashlight?

Here you go Strike Force Leader Sir (http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u55/BJ_BOBBI_JO9/July%204th%20patriotic%20and%20military/salute.gif)

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l68/mudsneaker/animatedflashlight2.gif)

(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w196/LargeMargeMeredith/blueprints.jpg)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on August 19, 2007, 01:47:34 am
Here I am, creeping slowly towards 120 posts or so.....I am late to the BetterMost board.  Spent too much time dealing with trolls at the IMDB. 



 :laugh:  :laugh:

Boy, those were the days, weren't they? I dealt with those awful trolls too over there. You may or may not remember me, but I was David-Indiana on IMDb. Now, I'm Lonestarfan, but I rarely post there anymore. Vicky and I went round and round with those trolls!  :laugh:

Thank GOD we don't have to put up with all that stupid crap over here!  :D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on August 19, 2007, 01:48:39 am
Here you go Strike Force Leader Sir (http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u55/BJ_BOBBI_JO9/July%204th%20patriotic%20and%20military/salute.gif)

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l68/mudsneaker/animatedflashlight2.gif)

(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w196/LargeMargeMeredith/blueprints.jpg)

Why thank you Dottie!

Now, what am I supposed to do with it?  :laugh:

Does anyone have an attack plan?  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: BBM-Cat on August 19, 2007, 04:59:06 pm
Maybe we could all get onboard one of these......

(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb147/BBM-Cat/MISCELLANEOUS/stealth.gif)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on August 19, 2007, 05:37:36 pm
Maybe we could all get onboard one of these......

(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb147/BBM-Cat/MISCELLANEOUS/stealth.gif)

That would do it!  :laugh:

Those things are spooky looking too! They look like giant bats. Jess'll run like her britches are on fire if she sees that thing coming at her!  :laugh:

[[[Jess]]]  :-*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Toycoon on August 19, 2007, 06:00:29 pm
Hey there, David-
Just wanted to pop in and see what all the fuss was about...
Maybe if you posted one'a them naked pictures of you, you'd get more posts! ::)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on August 19, 2007, 06:04:37 pm
Hey there, David-
Just wanted to pop in and see what all the fuss was about...
Maybe if you posted one'a them naked pictures of you, you'd get more posts! ::)

:o  :o

:laugh:  :laugh:

>:(  >:(

;)  :D


Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on August 19, 2007, 07:16:13 pm
That would do it!  :laugh:

Those things are spooky looking too! They look like giant bats. Jess'll run like her britches are on fire if she sees that thing coming at her!  :laugh:

[[[Jess]]]  :-*

 :laugh: :laugh:  She'll think the aliens have come to get her for sure!!!!

{don't worry Jess I won't let them take you, not really  :-*  ;)   :D  }
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: shortfiction on August 19, 2007, 09:18:16 pm
:laugh:  :laugh:

Boy, those were the days, weren't they? I dealt with those awful trolls too over there. You may or may not remember me, but I was David-Indiana on IMDb. Now, I'm Lonestarfan, but I rarely post there anymore. Vicky and I went round and round with those trolls!  :laugh:

Thank GOD we don't have to put up with all that stupid crap over here!  :D

Yes, I remember your handle.    BetterMost is a place to relax. The IMDB is a place of chaos.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on October 01, 2007, 01:16:28 am
*Jess storms in tumping over all the tables!! Pouring out all the liquor, throwing the food on the floor!!*

David IGNORED my pm!! I wrote him and he didn't write me back!!!!

 :'( :'(

*Jess collapses in tears....*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on October 01, 2007, 01:18:21 am
oops.

Yes he did...I just missed it cause I was deleting old posts....

*Jess looks around*

well, I guess I shouldn't have lost my temper like that...but who can tell the difference? this is how it always looks in here...

*Jess edges out before anyone sees her*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on October 01, 2007, 01:19:26 am
*Jess storms in tumping over all the tables!! Pouring out all the liquor, throwing the food on the floor!!*

David IGNORED my pm!! I wrote him and he didn't write me back!!!!

 :'( :'(

*Jess collapses in tears....*

Yes I did! Look again. I sent it to you about 30 minutes ago.

This was unnecessary roughness and totally uncalled for, Jess. Who's cleaning up this mess, because it won't be me!  >:(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on October 01, 2007, 01:20:49 am
Oh Hell! Our posts overlapped. The question still remains. Who's cleaning all this up?

You sure can go off Jess. What is it Shakespeare said? Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned? He was right!  :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on October 01, 2007, 01:21:19 am
It wasn't me!! It was DOT!! SHE was pretending to be me! I would NEVER make a mess in here...I don't come in here! I haven't had my shots!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on October 01, 2007, 01:29:20 am
It wasn't me!! It was DOT!! SHE was pretending to be me! I would NEVER make a mess in here...I don't come in here! I haven't had my shots!!

I DID NOT!!!!  Jess don't fib, it's not polite  >:(  I've been over posting nekkid boys for the last hour!  You know I wasn't in here.  If you did it Jess you have to take your lumps so get sweeping darlin.  I'll help you.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on October 01, 2007, 01:30:44 am
I DID NOT!!!!  Jess don't fib, it's not polite  >:(  I've been over posting nekkid boys for the last hour!  You know I wasn't in here.  If you did it Jess you have to take your lumps so get sweeping darlin.  I'll help you.

dang it...

 ;D

if I clean up that food off the floor what will the bugs eat??
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on October 01, 2007, 01:32:43 am
dang it...

 ;D

if I clean up that food off the floor what will the bugs eat??

HEY!!!  >:(

There's no bugs in here! They must have followed you in from over at your place Jess. Get the can of Raid and spray it all around while you're cleaning up this terrible mess you made.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on October 01, 2007, 01:36:55 am
Ok ok!! I got it!!

(http://www.nt-cleaning.co.uk/clipart/woman_with_broom.gif)

don't get your drawers in a wad...
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on October 01, 2007, 01:38:20 am
Ok ok!! I got it!!

(http://www.nt-cleaning.co.uk/clipart/woman_with_broom.gif)

don't get your drawers in a wad...

What's that woman supposed to be doing? She sure as hell isn't sweeping the floor!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on October 01, 2007, 01:39:58 am
What's that woman supposed to be doing? She sure as hell isn't sweeping the floor!

that is the preliminary footwork...I can't just jump into sweeping...I could pull a muscle or something!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on October 01, 2007, 01:42:23 am
Don't you worry  (http://bestsmileys.com/cleaning/7.gif) we'll have this place all cleaned up in a jiffy (http://bestsmileys.com/cleaning/9.gif)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on October 01, 2007, 01:44:20 am
Is it just me or are the colors starting to change around here. I think I see brown down at the bottom of the screen.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on October 01, 2007, 01:45:26 am
Don't you worry  (http://bestsmileys.com/cleaning/7.gif) we'll have this place all cleaned up in a jiffy (http://bestsmileys.com/cleaning/9.gif)

Thank you Dottie!!  :-*

Jess can't help it. She's messy.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on October 01, 2007, 01:46:32 am
Is it just me or are the colors starting to change around here. I think I see brown down at the bottom of the screen.

Well they do say the eyes are one of the first things to go, after the (http://bestsmileys.com/blushing/3.gif)
hehehe just kidding.  the colors are changing for autumn I would guess.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: Kerry on October 01, 2007, 01:46:56 am
Oh Hell! Our posts overlapped. The question still remains. Who's cleaning all this up?

You sure can go off Jess. What is it Shakespeare said? Hell hath no fury as a woman scorned? He was right!  :P

I can do one better than old Bill, David, with "Hell knows no fury like a queen who's been crossed" ('cause a queen who's been crossed presents with the very most ferocious of both a man and a woman combined). Not a pretty sight!   >:(   :o   ;)    :laugh:

David, who is Danny? Let me guess. Is he a basketballer? Am I close?  ???

I like the new colour scheme in your club, David. Very stylish. I love the sombre, autumnal tones. Very restful on the eye. How do I go about changing the colour scheme over at the Komedy Klub? I'd like to follow your lead?  :D




Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on October 01, 2007, 01:47:33 am
Thank you Dottie!!  :-*

Jess can't help it. She's messy.

you got a webcam looking at my house??????
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on October 01, 2007, 01:48:52 am
Well they do say the eyes are one of the first things to go, after the (http://bestsmileys.com/blushing/3.gif)
hehehe just kidding.  the colors are changing for autumn I would guess.

the what?? what goes first?? huh?? and how do YOU know?? huh?

yep I see John online and new colors here and there...
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on October 01, 2007, 01:50:27 am
you got a webcam looking at my house??????

Smile Jess.... (http://bestsmileys.com/camera/2.gif)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on October 01, 2007, 01:51:23 am
I can do one better than old Bill, David, with "Hell knows no fury like a queen who's been crossed" ('cause a queen who's been crossed presents with the very most ferocious of both a man and a woman combined). Not a pretty sight!   >:(   :o   ;)    :laugh:

David, who is Danny? Let me guess. Is he a basketballer? Am I close?  ???

I like the new colour scheme in your club, David. Very stylish. I love the sombre, autumnal tones. Very restful on the eye. How do I go about changing the colour scheme over at the Komedy Klub? I'd like to follow your lead?  :D






BILL? You on a first name basis with William Shakespeare?? Just exactly how old ARE you??

and don't worry your club will have its new colors soon enough!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on October 01, 2007, 01:52:40 am
Smile Jess.... (http://bestsmileys.com/camera/2.gif)

 :o :o :o :o

wait!! not in this ol nighty....let me go get that slinky thing Don got me last Christmas!!

lort my HAIR!!

give me a minute!!!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on October 01, 2007, 01:53:07 am
I can do one better than old Bill, David, with "Hell knows no fury like a queen who's been crossed" ('cause a queen who's been crossed presents with the very most ferocious of both a man and a woman combined). Not a pretty sight!   >:(   :o   ;)    :laugh:

David, who is Danny? Let me guess. Is he a basketballer? Am I close?  ???

I like the new colour scheme in your club, David. Very stylish. I love the sombre, autumnal tones. Very restful on the eye. How do I go about changing the colour scheme over at the Komedy Klub? I'd like to follow your lead?  :D






I'm not doing it Kerry. I think John is doing it. He's online right now. Maybe they're changing the colors for fall.

Yes, gay men can be very "furious" when they want to. Lord knows I've been known to blow some fuses.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on October 01, 2007, 01:54:29 am
:o :o :o :o

wait!! not in this ol nighty....let me go get that slinky thing Don got me last Christmas!!

lort my HAIR!!

give me a minute!!!



You know who always says that? A messy person.  :P

 ;)  ;)

Nighty night Jess!  :-*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on October 01, 2007, 01:56:55 am
I can do one better than old Bill, David, with "Hell knows no fury like a queen who's been crossed" ('cause a queen who's been crossed presents with the very most ferocious of both a man and a woman combined). Not a pretty sight!   >:(   :o   ;)    :laugh:

David, who is Danny? Let me guess. Is he a basketballer? Am I close?  ???

I like the new colour scheme in your club, David. Very stylish. I love the sombre, autumnal tones. Very restful on the eye. How do I go about changing the colour scheme over at the Komedy Klub? I'd like to follow your lead?  :D






Oh sorry Kerry. I didn't see that.

Danny. Danny Nucci. I think he's gorgeous. He was in Titanic. He played the Italian guy who was friends with Leo DiCaprio's Jack character. He was also in THe Unknown Cyclist. He played a bisexual in that movie. He's very cute!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on October 01, 2007, 01:57:31 am
good night David..

sweet dreams of sexy Englishmen!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on October 01, 2007, 01:58:36 am
Smile Jess.... (http://bestsmileys.com/camera/2.gif)

Jess doesn't have any time to smile Dottie. She's supposed to be cleaning now!  >:(

 ;)  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on October 01, 2007, 01:59:45 am
(http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s64/dotEmatrix/beefcake/Beefcake%202/Smilies%20Emoticons%20and%20Avatars/ohthedrama.gif)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on October 01, 2007, 02:03:07 am
(http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s64/dotEmatrix/beefcake/Beefcake%202/Smilies%20Emoticons%20and%20Avatars/ohthedrama.gif)

Well, Jess is the one who started it! She's the one who came in here and started tipping tables and smashing liqour bottles on the floor. I always knew it would manifest sooner or later.  :-\
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on October 01, 2007, 02:09:47 am
 ;) Well the place is all ship shape again (http://bestsmileys.com/havenice/2.gif) maybe we need to get the Sheriff and have an intervention with poor Jess about her anger management issues.  That steam coming out her ears is certainly not good for her (http://bestsmileys.com/angry1/15.gif)  AND it leaves her hair all  limp and unmanagable  ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on October 01, 2007, 02:11:59 am
good night David..

sweet dreams of sexy Englishmen!

Now see that's sweet.   (http://bestsmileys.com/angles/9.gif)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on October 01, 2007, 02:23:21 am
;) Well the place is all ship shape again (http://bestsmileys.com/havenice/2.gif) maybe we need to get the Sheriff and have an intervention with poor Jess about her anger management issues.  That steam coming out her ears is certainly not good for her (http://bestsmileys.com/angry1/15.gif)  AND it leaves her hair all  limp and unmanagable  ;)

I couldn't believe that steam coming from her ears. I felt tempted to ask her to go steam clean my curtains while she was steaming. I've never seen someone do that before. I thought only Herman Munster did things like that.

Anyway....

Thanks for your help Dottie! You're the best sweetie!!  :-*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on October 01, 2007, 07:48:46 am
;) Well the place is all ship shape again (http://bestsmileys.com/havenice/2.gif) maybe we need to get the Sheriff and have an intervention with poor Jess about her anger management issues.  That steam coming out her ears is certainly not good for her (http://bestsmileys.com/angry1/15.gif)  AND it leaves her hair all  limp and unmanagable  ;)

what do you mean it is ship shape again?? This is the first time this rat trap has been cleaned since it was opened!! (Go ahead...read thru the whole thread!)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on October 01, 2007, 03:50:52 pm
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and I've been told I have a halo.

The only time my club gets messy is when you pop over here Jess and you always drag the filth and squalor from your club in here with you.  :P

Maybe I should invest in one of those large industrial strength vacuums.
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on October 01, 2007, 04:25:32 pm
Well you could always get a guard dog I guess  :-\
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9947/dogbeware2sf5.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on October 01, 2007, 05:39:38 pm
Well you could always get a guard dog I guess  :-\
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9947/dogbeware2sf5.gif) (http://imageshack.us)


Or attack cats....

(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u179/funnycatmacros/outamychair.jpg)



Or I could sic my military cats on her....

(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u269/DM3_01/08JIXMCADM4VU6CALSLFTZCA7NB7HICAW05.jpg)


The only problem is, I have to teach them these anti Jess maneuvers when they are very young and at first they don't like their training very much....


(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u258/bruin_cheer/HILARIOUSfruitcat.jpg)


How about my Kung-Fu kitties? They've "Kung Fu'ed" Jess's ankles a few times and she didn't like it!

(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u179/funnycatmacros/putemup.jpg)



I could always use my cats with built in heat seeking eyes...

(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u197/CuTe_CrAzY/anime_cat.jpg)

Sneaking a few of my kitties into Jess's club to sabatoge her computer equipment might be fun...

(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u179/funnycatmacros/warrantiesvoided.jpg)


Or my sniper cats. They've all been armed with guns filled with Injest repellant....

(http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb58/tejunphoto/funny%20pic/b27f.jpg)


You better be careful Jess! My kitties are ready and waiting for you!  ;)








Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on October 01, 2007, 06:11:52 pm
oh yeah, them cats are REAL scary!!

*Jess shivering*


NOT!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on October 01, 2007, 06:16:25 pm
oh yeah, them cats are REAL scary!!

*Jess shivering*


NOT!

That's the beauty of it Jess. You don't realize just how fierce these cats are.

I suppose I could do it the easy way and simply sit a bottle of floor cleaner outside my front door. That would definately scare you away!  ;)  :P
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on October 01, 2007, 06:25:29 pm
That's the beauty of it Jess. You don't realize just how fierce these cats are.

I suppose I could do it the easy way and simply sit a bottle of floor cleaner outside my front door. That would definately scare you away!  ;)  :P

I have a VERY good come back to this BUT I have to go teach some chidren how not to get killed around horses....

SOME of us have stuff to do!

*Jess sticks her nose WAY up in the air and flounces off*
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 22, 2008, 02:57:11 am
Psst! Shh! Ya'll come over here for a quick second. I got something to tell you!

If you know what's good for you, you should probably plan on coming over here Friday night. Jess is serving poop coffee at her club. I'm serious! I couldn't believe it when I heard about it. She' says it's "trendy"!  :P

We'll be catering Starbucks over here on Friday, and the coffee here will be tasty and free of horse and cow poop!

Just thought I'd warn ya!!  :o
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: dot-matrix on January 22, 2008, 03:31:49 am
Well even thought I have over 11,000 posts on the MIG and Over 10,000 here I'm not welcome over there anyway.  I'd rather be here with you David and all the fun people.    ;)   ::)  (J/K) .... Can I post anything I want here on Friday? 
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on January 22, 2008, 04:08:03 am
Well even thought I have over 11,000 posts on the MIG and Over 10,000 here I'm not welcome over there anyway.  I'd rather be here with you David and all the fun people.    ;)   ::)  (J/K) .... Can I post anything I want here on Friday? 

The sky's the limit Dottie! And bring your friends with you, okay? Everyone is invited!! :)

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on January 22, 2008, 09:43:23 am
IT IS NOT POOP COFFEE!!  >:( >:(

It is extra special, ver expensive coffee for people with REFINED taste!!

Starbucks!! HUMPH...I bet it will be store brand GENERIC!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 08, 2008, 08:29:39 pm
Hey, David.....I am reporting you to code!!

the LEAST you could do is throw a coat of PAINT on this.....SHACK....

(http://www.freedmanarchives.com/British%20Columbia/images/Shack%20-%20vertical%208x10%20300%20dpi.jpg)


man, you are bringing down the property values of the WHOLE town.... >:( >:(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 08, 2008, 08:44:15 pm





Hey, David.....I am reporting you to code!!

the LEAST you could do is throw a coat of PAINT on this.....SHACK....

(http://www.freedmanarchives.com/British%20Columbia/images/Shack%20-%20vertical%208x10%20300%20dpi.jpg)


man, you are bringing down the property values of the WHOLE town.... >:( >:(


Oh HELL no!! Huh uh! No she didn't.  >:(

You're in BIG trouble now Jess. You shouldn't have went and did that. I created your little club in my Sim's game a few months ago and I wasn't going to post it because it was so mean. I'm going to do it now!

Yup.

It's a little tin shack with a toilet out front. It's disgusting.

I'm going to do it. I just have to remember which neighborhood I put it in!  :laugh:



Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 08, 2008, 08:47:19 pm





Oh HELL no!! Huh uh! No she didn't.  >:(

You're in BIG trouble now Jess. You shouldn't have went and did that. I created your little club in my Sim's game a few months ago and I wasn't going to post it because it was so mean. I'm going to do it now!

Yup.

It's a little tin shack with a toilet out front. It's disgusting.

I'm going to do it. I just have to remember which neighborhood I put it in!  :laugh:





oh so you have been over there plotting to RUIN my fine establishments stellar reputation....no wonder your club is falling down around your ears!! Jealousy is an UGLY thing....
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 15, 2008, 01:37:08 am
(She's just jealous because the toilet sits out front over at her club. Jess what were you thinking when you installed the toilet by the front door? People can SEE!)

 MY club not only has INDOOR toliets, we have spas too!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 15, 2008, 01:52:07 am
(She's just jealous because the toilet sits out front over at her club. Jess what were you thinking when you installed the toilet by the front door? People can SEE!)

 MY club not only has INDOOR toliets, we have spas too!

but see, for all that to WORK you have to have running water!!!

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 15, 2008, 01:59:05 am
but see, for all that to WORK you have to have running water!!!

 ;D ;D

You call that old wishing well hand pump at your place "running water"? HA!!

We do have running water! It comes into our club via gold plated pipes! It's BEEEEUUUTEEEFUL!!!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 15, 2008, 02:01:02 am
You call that old wishing well hand pump at your place "running water"? HA!!

We do have running water! It comes into our club via gold plated pipes! It's BEEEEUUUTEEEFUL!!!



well how redneck is that?? gold pipes and pans on the floor to catch the leaking water from that rattletrap roof!! just look at it!

You shoulda used that gold to build a REAL club!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on February 15, 2008, 02:03:29 am
well how redneck is that?? gold pipes and pans on the floor to catch the leaking water from that rattletrap roof!! just look at it!

You shoulda used that gold to build a REAL club!!

 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

 >:(  >:(

I DID! 240000 square feet of total luxury.

You still haven't explained that awful toilet in front of your place. Your customers have been complaining about it, and we can see it from over here!!

ugh!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on February 15, 2008, 10:01:35 pm
:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

 >:(  >:(

I DID! 240000 square feet of total luxury.

You still haven't explained that awful toilet in front of your place. Your customers have been complaining about it, and we can see it from over here!!

ugh!


well get down off that ladder!!!

 ::) ::)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 25, 2008, 10:14:38 pm
Dear David

as you may have noticed I have not been available lately. I have been over in the Quainar quadrant putting down a group of smugglers. You know how things have gotten out of hand over there. Since the Galactic Counsel imposed those tariffs these outlying systems are at great risk.

Hope all is well with you. Should be around for at least the next few days..

KaeTe
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 25, 2008, 10:34:03 pm
Ummmm, Jess?  :-\

What are you doing? Have you been sucking on the hydrocodone again?  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 25, 2008, 10:41:07 pm
Ummmm, Jess?  :-\

What are you doing? Have you been sucking on the hydrocodone again?  :laugh: :laugh:

what you mean? I am not doing anything!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 27, 2008, 10:58:36 pm
DAVID!!

LOVE the new CAR!!!

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb84.jpg?w=500&h=322)

especially the AC!!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 27, 2008, 11:02:12 pm
what is this??!! I stopped in to say hi and thought I would give you a BIT of business (considering how empty this joint is) and THIS is what I get??

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb123.jpg?w=500&h=431)


FALSE advertisement is what that is....ONE chocolate chip?? (or is that a bug?  :P )
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 27, 2008, 11:04:03 pm
oops better head out....I see the hazmat guys are here...
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 27, 2008, 11:19:35 pm
oops better head out....I see the hazmat guys are here...

The Hazmat guys are here, because YOU are here and you brought the vermin with you! >:(

Thanks a lot Jess!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 27, 2008, 11:27:53 pm
The Hazmat guys are here, because YOU are here and you brought the vermin with you! >:(

Thanks a lot Jess!



hey I bought that Roach Muffin HERE!!

Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 27, 2008, 11:50:07 pm
You bought that roach muffin at the store and carried it in with you. I can see the price tag on the wrapper Jess! :laugh:

Now stop bad mouthing my club! Or else I'll be forced to go over and have a look at YOUR place - the same place NOBODY has been in for the past year. I'll bet there's a huge pest fest going on up in there. Roaches and spiders and bugs, oh my! ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 27, 2008, 11:52:56 pm
DAVID!!

LOVE the new CAR!!!

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb84.jpg?w=500&h=322)

especially the AC!!!


Who in THE HELL would put a window airconditioner in their car! And how would they plug it in? :laugh:

God, just when you thought you've seen it all, along comes something else to amaze us. ::)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 27, 2008, 11:56:52 pm

Who in THE HELL would put a window airconditioner in their car! And how would they plug it in? :laugh:

God, just when you thought you've seen it all, along comes something else to amaze us. ::)

that is what is on the trunk!! that yellow thing is a generator...it runs on gas and MOST people use them for their HOUSES when the lights go off!!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 27, 2008, 11:57:44 pm
You bought that roach muffin at the store and carried it in with you. I can see the price tag on the wrapper Jess! :laugh:

Now stop bad mouthing my club! Or else I'll be forced to go over and have a look at YOUR place - the same place NOBODY has been in for the past year. I'll bet there's a huge pest fest going on up in there. Roaches and spiders and bugs, oh my! ;)

pest fest??!

 ???

sounds like something YOU are more familiar with..
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 28, 2008, 12:16:12 am
that is what is on the trunk!! that yellow thing is a generator...it runs on gas and MOST people use them for their HOUSES when the lights go off!!

God, wouldn't it be cheaper just to get a regular car airconditioner? I mean 1. a window airconditioner 2. a generator 3. gas for the generator  and 4. it would FREEZE everyone out of the car!! Sheesh. :(
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 28, 2008, 12:25:13 am
God, wouldn't it be cheaper just to get a regular car airconditioner? I mean 1. a window airconditioner 2. a generator 3. gas for the generator  and 4. it would FREEZE everyone out of the car!! Sheesh. :(

well yeah but sometimes you have to sacrifice money and comfort for FASHION! I am sure he is a real babe magnet!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 28, 2008, 12:30:04 am
well yeah but sometimes you have to sacrifice money and comfort for FASHION! I am sure he is a real babe magnet!

Well, at least it's sticking through the window of a Lincoln! A Lincoln Continental I think. So...... :-\
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 28, 2008, 04:40:01 am
Well, at least it's sticking through the window of a Lincoln! A Lincoln Continental I think. So...... :-\

that's what I am saying....THAT right there is a PIMPMOBILE!
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: David In Indy on June 28, 2008, 05:34:45 am
that's what I am saying....THAT right there is a PIMPMOBILE!

Pimpmobile?  :-\

Um hmm.  ::) And Scooby Doo is a chihuahua.  >:(

That IS a Lincoln isn't it? I think it is. It's hard to tell with all the ding and pot marks. Maybe he should call MTV and offer the car for an episode of Pimp My Ride. ;)
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 28, 2008, 05:57:44 am
Pimpmobile?  :-\

Um hmm.  ::) And Scooby Doo is a chihuahua.  >:(

That IS a Lincoln isn't it? I think it is. It's hard to tell with all the ding and pot marks. Maybe he should call MTV and offer the car for an episode of Pimp My Ride. ;)

hey he is one of YOUR patrons....maybe YOU should call FOR him..

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: injest on June 28, 2008, 05:59:57 am
(http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/redneck-storm-shelter-5-thumb.jpg)

aw, that is awful nice of you to think about your customers safety...
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: jstephens9 on November 23, 2008, 02:57:44 pm
Answer: (highlight to view it)   They all have appeared in television shows about the supernatural. Wentworth Miller guest starred in an episode of "Ghost Whisperer" where he played the tormented ghost of a fallen Vietnam war soldier.

I was looking to see if there was a "Ghost Whisperer" thread and instead I found this thread where David talks about good looking guys. I remember this episode of "Ghost Whisperer" where there was a ghost of a fallen war soldier. Was this it or was there another one where it was a fallen soldier from Iraq?
Title: Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
Post by: jstephens9 on November 23, 2008, 02:59:10 pm
Mario Lopez


Holy Shit......


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/beksmommy/mariolopez02.jpg)


(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a174/reeb0k630/MarioLopez.jpg)


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Merry Christmas you all!  :D



Oh yeah.........Mario Lopez. I discovered him on a show where contestants would come out with their animals who did tricks. This was on Animal Planet a few years ago.