Jack's text to Ennis: 8)
Babe .. I'm at the supermarket.
Got some honey and whipped cream.
Got plans for you 2nite.
Love ya.
Ennis's reply
Get some p-butter too.
Not Peter Pan.
L8R
Jack's reply
Got it .. smooth it is..
C ya in 30.. or 15 ..
xo
Ennis's reply
Champagne
Candles
Jacuzzi 1st
Can't W8T
Jack's reply ..
Gettin hot
just thinking about it..
xo
Ennis's reply
Get some p-butter too.
Not Peter Pan. ...
ROFL!!! Yeah, nothing like a little salmonella to spoil the mood, eh? This was great.
;D That cracked me up too.
we got nuf KY?
"NO MORE BEANS"
But ..
Made Chili for supper 2nite.
Ur fave!
K
Need beer?
Anything else?
LOVE
Need:
Beer
Salad dressing..
YOU!
xo
Me?
Hot & wet or
Hard & horny?
wink
K
Need beer?
Anything else?
LOVE
That's 1
a the 2 things
I need rite now!
Beer #1
What's #2?
Evil wink
4 my cowboy
Lysol. Chili beans and a pup tent ain't a good combo.
Also pack two air fresheners. And some scented candles.
L8r
You guys are on a roll!
Jack to Ennis:
LOL will you please consider eating a sheep?
I'll go shoot us an elk.
We'll need a knife.
Hurry.
Can I order a side-dish? ;-)
Cole slaw?
We ain't got no mayo.
But we could use some mayo...;-)
Change of menu. Forget the side-dish. Str8 to the main dish: U. :-p
U want whipped cream on that?
;-)
Shot a coyote, do u want me to measure ta size of its balls or...
I reckon it ain't the coyote's balls ya oughta be worryin' about..
;-) U comin' or whut?
Ennis to Jack (1967)
Where the F*** are you? Are ya redlinin it?
Oh no. I have the perfect answer but I'm gonna leave it alone.
It's WAY too easy.
:laugh: :laugh:
Oh David, come on...join in the fun...
L
HOLD ON, IM CUMMIN
Ennis to Jack, 1967
Well hurry up. Another few beers and I won't be of any use to you anymore.
Ennis to Jack ca. divorce...
Got divorced. Wanna come over and play?
One step ahead of ya buddy.
Take a look out your window.
I'm sittin' in your driveway! :-)
Wellll, whaddaya waitin 4? Wanna come in?
October 13 1979, 11.45pm
Jack to Ennis:
Babe..
Can't get to sleep 2nite without ya ..
Ennis's reply
3 more wks cwby...Nov 3 is just around the corner...xx
3 wks .. dang!
Just need to get thru this nite.
U R killing me boy ..
Pretend i'm there holdin ya
Holdin yer face in my hands the way i do
I'll try cwby ..
Dream of me makin luv to ya..
Lureen is callin
:-(
Miss ya luvr..
xo
Ennis to Jack
im at the rest stop on 287
where the hell are ya?
Jack to Ennis
im on the way, b there soon.
Whaddya wearin? Hope my new fav shirt.
Ennis to Jack:
Yup .. wearing Ur fave plaid shirt,
my ol' jeans,
no drawers ..
Whut R U wearing?
Jack to Ennis:
hat, shirt, jeans, belt, boots...
and a big ol hard on just 4 U!
Ennis to Jack:
Yer gettin me riled.
Drive safe with that hard on
Need U both here in 1 piece.
;-)
July 1970
Jack to Ennis:
Babe ..
got a crazy idea.
Lets go to Mexico next mth.
Forget Don Wroe's cabin..
A proper trip .. U and me ..
What dya think?
Now this is getting just downright nasty and dirty you all! :D