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Title: Snuitje's questionnaire! EXTREME EDITION.
Post by: mvansand76 on February 21, 2007, 05:04:18 pm
Fewer questions.... but..... more EXTREME!!!!

Wuuuuhaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaa  :laugh:


Well, OK, not that extreme... but oh well... I'm trying.... :P



1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?

10. Who is your best friend and why?
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Post by: Scott6373 on February 21, 2007, 05:33:47 pm
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?  The Queen (don't get me wrong, Helen was great...it just lacked...fashion sense)

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?  Jenny Craig

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?  Allowing that the future can never really be changed...FNIT...I would tell Ennis not to.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?  We realized what we feared was true

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?  The Republican Party

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?  "A Lesson Before Dying"

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?  That I was hungry

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?  Hell no

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?  Sex with the lights on

10. Who is your best friend and why? My dog...do you need to ask more?
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Post by: David In Indy on February 21, 2007, 05:53:32 pm
Melissa! These questions are REALLY good... and hard too! I noticed YOU even avoided answering them!  :o

Haha. Okay, here I go....


1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been? I would have LOVED to play Jack in "Brokeback Mountain", but that's too easy, isn't it? Probably Jack in "Titanic". I don't know why. It's one of my favorite movies after BBM, and I think it would have been fun to have played a major role in it.

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech? God probably. I know many disagree with me, but I really do feel God plays a major role in our lives. I would also thank my family and friends for all their encouragement (assuming they did encourage me).  

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?The part where Jack redlined it all the way to Ennis. I would tell Ennis to WAKE UP! He is allowing a beautiful relationship to slip right through his hands.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001? I try very hard not to think about September 11. I lost a good friend that day. He lost his life in the north tower. I have heard many of the arguments though, and they are quite compelling. It wouldn't surprise me at all if our government had something to do with it, but I really don't know. I don't know what to think.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?The Ku Klux Klan. It is such a HATEFUL organization. I would love to infiltrate it and destroy it. They are not as influential as they used to be, but they are still around.

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie? "Together Alone" by Barbara Delinsky. It is a beautiful story about loss and redemption.

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?Simply how much her story impacted my life and the lives of many people around me. I'm sure she's heard this a million times before, but it would make me feel better!

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?Melissa! How embarrassing! Yes, I have. I've dropped things on the floor before, and picked it back up and put it on my plate. I wouldn't do this to other people though (IE if I was cooking for others and dropped something on the floor.)

9. Can you name one of your neuroses? I sometimes get paranoid in crowds. I don't freak out or anything, but I will sometimes begin to feel very nervous. I also hate being alone in my house at night.

10. Who is your best friend and why? My Grandfather. He taught me many things about myself and about my history and my family's history. He also taught me how to speak a foreign language when I was very young. He took a special interest in me and I miss him very much. Rodney is probably my best friend who is still living. And why? For the same reasons I just listed. He takes a special interest in me. He sees me for who I am, and that is a very powerful thing.

God, those were really hard questions and very good ones too! Thanks so much Melissa! You are really good at this!  :D


Title: Re: Snuitje's questionnaire! EXTREME EDITION.
Post by: Lumière on February 21, 2007, 05:59:52 pm
Nice try on the *Extreme* part, Melissa ..  ;D
I was expecting something more, um, hardcore than this ..  :P
Here goes ..



1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?

The tent/bedroll in Brokeback mountain ..  ;D

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?
My folks.

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?

Second tent scene, to experience the tenderness first hand.
Yeah, kinky and voyeurish but U asked!  ;D

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?

A black cloud came upon us all ..

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?

CIA

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?
Some of the fanfictions from some of our own Bettermostians, for sure ..

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?
I would simply say:  "Dear lady, I wish you knew the magnitude of what you have started.. I wish you knew.."

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?
Yap, that's why I try to keep my floors clean.  ;D

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?
I am scared of heights .. I get dizzy ..

10. Who is your best friend and why?
She moved away from here a while back.  That was hard. 
She was the first person I could tell all my secrets to .. It was a special friendship.
After 1 day, we felt like we'd known each other for years, we just clicked.  It was one of those things ..
I miss her ..  :-\
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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 21, 2007, 06:10:46 pm
Oh, these are addictive, Mel!!

1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been? I would like to play the role of Lord Orlando, from the movie Orlando by Sally Potter. It's from the book by Virginia Woolf about an enchanted boy who ends up living 400 years as both a man and a woman.

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech? If I were to receive an Oscar for anything, it would be for my writing, so I would thank my high school English teacher, Mrs. Grandy, who encouraged me to become a writer.

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do? That is such a hard one. I would step in during the lassoing and wrestling scene during the last day on the mountain, and I would have the courage (I hope) to say the things that were unsayable during the next 20 years in the original version. Even if it was only to whisper in Jack's ear!

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001? It has been pretty well established that radical young men primarily from Saudi Arabia pulled a stunt to get the world's attention. And Saudi Arabia has never had to answer for this.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate? The cartel of oil company executives.

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie? The Time Traveler's Wife

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself? About how she has changed my life and given me new inspiration for achieving new world-changing things even though I am no longer young.

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor? I subscribe to the 11-second rule. Anything on the floor for less than 11 seconds is okay to eat.

9. Can you name one of your neuroses? I obsessively apply Burt's Bees hand salve--to my feet. I am secretly a Cassie.

10. Who is your best friend and why? My daughter and son are my best friends, and my Brokie friends are a close third, because, well, they are Brokies!!
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Post by: David In Indy on February 21, 2007, 06:29:16 pm
Oh, these are addictive, Mel!!

10. Who is your best friend and why? My daughter and son are my best friends, and my Brokie friends are a close third, because, well, they are Brokies!!

Yes they are addictive, Lee. Why don't you write us a "fix" for our addiction? You would be good at it too!

I love the relationship you have with your children, Lee! I think it's amazing and wonderful. If only other parents could think of their children the way you do. The world would be a much better place.  :)
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Post by: delalluvia on February 21, 2007, 10:00:14 pm
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?

I'm not a big fan of being in the theater arts.  Being in front of a crowd and having to memorize lines always made me sick to my stomach, so it's nothing I've ever considered doing or even wanting to do.

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?

When they're about to part after coming down from the mountain.  I would be the voice and spirit of reason from the wilderness and shake Ennis till his boots rattled.  He's leaving you idiot!  Tell him you want to stay in touch!! 

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?  A group of fanatics, trained and brainwashed by more fanatics decided to give the US a black eye.  Not sure why.  At the time, I thought it was because of our politics in always backing Israel, but that doesn't seem to be an issue anymore.  It appears that the West's very existence just seems to piss them off a great deal.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?

The Masons.

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?  Too many, but the one that sticks in my mind - it's a book I would pay massive amounts of money to see as a movie is the Lord John series by Diana Gabaldon.  Very romantic (not in that sense).  A young British Lord and Major who happens to be gorgeous and gay solving mysteries in 18th century London.

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?  Not much.  I'd be more interested in what she was doing and thinking.

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?   ???

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?  Acrophobia (fear of heights)

10. Who is your best friend and why?  I'd like to say I have one, but I really don't.  I have a couple of people I call best friends, but in truth, we've had issues in the last few years that I can't really get past that threw a big monkey wrench in my ever confiding truly personal things to them.  So I don't.  I'd like to, but I don't.
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Post by: Cameron on February 21, 2007, 10:51:57 pm
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?

Oh wow, I don't know, I am shy and I can't act.  Wait, you know who, the waitress that we never saw in BBM.

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?

 Whoever actually gave me the part.

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?

I would have to say at the trailer after the mountain, and I would say 'No, your not going to leave like this, you have got to really talk to each other and admit what you feel.'

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?

I don't know, but I watched the WTC going up as a little girl, and I saw it very often much of my life. If ever you were unsure of where you were, all you had to do was look for the WTC.  I do believe that all those poor people been used for bad and in vain by too many people who are supposed to be smart.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?
I have no idea.

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?

Something by Flannery O'Conner

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?

About myself, I don't know, I would just thank her, and try to find out more.

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor? No, wait, yes.

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?

Let's see, I guess still worrying about what people think of me.

10. Who is your best friend and why? Honestly, I had two real best friends in my life, but unfortunately, none right now I admit.  I hope there will be a third.


What great questions!
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Post by: Toast on February 22, 2007, 12:00:45 am
I haven't read any other replies, on purpose.
But I will read all later.

1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?   Jacques Cousteau

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?   "I would like to zank all ze zeafood zat made zis posseble."

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?    I would step in while the message was coming up the mountain - "Bring em down", and I would have changed the message to "Bring em down next week".  I would give Jack and Ennis a week's notice of what was going to happen.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?   Saudi Arabia bought America.  That was the delivery date.  A shipment of scared americans.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?    None.  I don't want to get caught up in that.

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?     Colony of Unrequited Dreams by Wayne Johnston - a Newfoundland book.  Leads up to how we became part of Canada (in 1949).

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?   We would probably talk about recipes, depending what's  in season.  I think Annie knows about me from mutual friends.  I know about her, but I don't push it.  I intend to meet her next summer when she visits Newfoundland.   Might be rhubarb season when I meet her.

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?    Yes, one fall I was visiting my aunt, who had a crabapple tree in her back yard.   I was surprised that she didn't plan to make any preserves from it.   So I picked a small bunch and we cooked them and sweetened them until they were lovely.  She was so proud of them and held the pot upside down to show that as it cooled it got nice and thick without pectin.  It was fairly thick, but not thick enough or cold enough.  All the applesauce landed on the floor.   The floor was very clean. and I scooped up most of the applesauce and put it back into the pot.   And what we left on the floor, we mopped up with home made bread as we sat there laughing and eating bread and jam off the floor.   My Aunt Mary has since suffered from Alzheimers and passed away.  But I have the memory of that visit, all the things we did that weekend and eating apple "bread and jam" off the kitchen floor. 

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?    Fear of not being in control of my life.

10. Who is your best friend and why?    My best platonic friend is a cousin who calls often, we always picnic when she's in town, no matter the weather.   She always gets the nicest baseball hat for me.   This time it was an Iditarod cap.   She understands Brokeback and me.   I would miss her so much, and her - me.


Very nice questions.

Thanks Snuitje
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Post by: Front-Ranger on February 22, 2007, 12:24:48 am
Yes they are addictive, Lee. Why don't you write us a "fix" for our addiction? You would be good at it too!

I love the relationship you have with your children, Lee! I think it's amazing and wonderful. If only other parents could think of their children the way you do. The world would be a much better place.  :)

Heck no, I won't suggest a fix. I want to stay addicted, don't you?

Children are a fantastic gift that we can give to ourselves. Ennis knew this. But recently, my daughter up and abandoned me and went off to college!! The nerve of her!! I've been devastated and most people know it. But the last few months, I have regained my joy in life. It's all due to my Brokie friends. Without them, I'd be nothing...nowhere, I'm sure!
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Post by: Katie77 on February 22, 2007, 01:35:19 am
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?Laureen, cause at least she had Jack/Jake in her bed

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?my friends and family

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?I would phone Alma, just before she opens the door, so she wouldnt see Ennis and Jack, and it wouldnt spoil the reunion scene

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?two planes crashed into the twin towers, killing far too many people

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?the english royal family

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?some of the fan fiction on here

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?how much I love the movie that was made from her story

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?cause I have, I have a clean floor

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?worry about smoking too much

10. Who is your best friend and why? my friend Joy, because she understands me
 
 
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Post by: Lynne on February 22, 2007, 07:03:37 am
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?

Lauren Bacall in Key Largo; I love the affection where Bogey strokes her hair.  I think it was one of the most intimate moments ever captured on film (now second to tent scene 2, of course).

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?

My mother and my friends.

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?

I would be in the truck with Jack after Ennis puts him off in the post-divorce scene and talk him out of going to Mexico.  I would get him to turn around and go back to Ennis.  For me, Mexico represents the death of Jack's hopes and dreams, long before his physical end.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?

Religious extremists created an unconscionable act of terror changing the world, I fear, forever.  I don't know why I was horrified by this - people have been killing in the name of God/Allah/Whomever since the beginning of time.  I guess it just hit closer to home, knowing people who worked there (who were thankfully travelling that week.)

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?

The Nobel Academy - specifically the committee for the prize in literature.   ;)

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?

The Second Coming by Walker Percy

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?

I would like to tell her how much she's influenced my life's direction.

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?

No - I have kitties so the floor is never really 'clean' - though why this is different from kissing them, I cannot say.

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?

I never use dishes straight from the cabinet - I always feel the need to rewash them.

10. Who is your best friend and why?

Vicki.  We've seen each other through the best and the worst for 25+ years.
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Post by: mvansand76 on February 22, 2007, 07:18:47 am
I looooooove all your replies, guys, this is so much fun to do and read!



1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?
Anything with Jake. Oh wait, anything in which I would have to kiss Jake. I would, however, ask him not to smoke for a few days.  ;)

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?My parents, my boyfriend and my now deceased Afghan Hound Muscha.

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?
The last time they sit together and drink and smoke and Jack says "Sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it." I would smack Ennis in the back of his head and tell him to tell Jack he loves him and hug him and kiss him. Damn.  >:(

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001? I sure would like to know, because there are too many questions that remain unanswered and I don't trust the US government to ever answer them.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?
Skull & Bones, Freemasons, Bohemian Grove.

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?
All of the best BBM fanfictions.

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?That she is an example for me.

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor? I tend not to, but I bet I have!

9. Can you name one of your neuroses? Biting my nails

10. Who is your best friend and why? Melissa, my dear, dear soulmate who lives in Philly and don't see often enough. We have the same Dutch background, same name and same dreams for the future!
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Post by: southendmd on February 22, 2007, 01:04:08 pm
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?  The tin man from the Wizard of Oz.

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?  My oil can.

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?  When they part by the truck; I would grab both of them by the collar and march them back for a proper goodbye.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?  America lost its innocence.  Again.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?  Skull and Bones:  responsible for "making" leaders.

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?  The History of Love

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?  I'm sure I'd be tongue-tied.

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?  Sure, 5 second rule.

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?  I'm a bit too fastidious.

10. Who is your best friend and why?  My friend Kevin; we met at age 14 in Catholic school; became instant friends because neither one of us knew how to play football.  He can recount conversations verbatim from 25 years ago.
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Post by: serious crayons on February 22, 2007, 03:40:31 pm
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?

I don't long to have played any particular acting role, but there are any number of brilliant screenplays that I'd love to have written. BBM is an obvious one. Others include L.A. Confidential, Memento, The Royal Tennenbaums, Talk to Her, Adaptation ...

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?

My friends and family.

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?

I'd show up in Signal when they're leaving the mountain and tell them both to come to their senses and start talking honestly about how they feel about each other and what they should do about it.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?

The world's future changed.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?

I like Lynne's idea of the Nobel literature committee. Alternatively, the Pulitzer and/or National Book Award judges.

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?

"The Curious Incident of the Dog in Nighttime" by Mark Haddon.

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?

That I'd clean her house once a week in return for her teaching me everything she can about great writing.

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?

Often! As long as it's not goopy or sticky (though I probably have even spilled goopy or sticky things and tried to scoop up the parts that didn't actually touch the floor!).

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?

Besides eating off the floor?  :laugh: Procrastination is probably my worst one.

10. Who is your best friend and why?

I have three or four best friends, all of whom bring out different sides of me. One of them is the BetterMost community, collectively -- I certainly talk to you guys more than I do any of my other BFs.  :)


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Post by: mvansand76 on February 22, 2007, 03:50:11 pm

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?

"The Curious Incident of the Dog in Nighttime" by Mark Haddon.


I LOOOOOOOOVE THAT BOOK!!!!
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Post by: David In Indy on February 23, 2007, 03:42:32 am


1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?
Anything with Jake. Oh wait, anything in which I would have to kiss Jake. I would, however, ask him not to smoke for a few days.  ;)


Oh God, yes!

I HATE kissing guys when they taste like an ashtray!

BLECH!  :P
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Post by: mvansand76 on February 23, 2007, 02:33:22 pm
Oh God, yes!

I HATE kissing guys when they taste like an ashtray!

BLECH!  :P

Even if it's Jake...
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Post by: serious crayons on February 23, 2007, 02:49:44 pm
Even if it's Jake...

So if Jake were still smoking but wanted to kiss you, you would turn him down? Wouldn't it be easier just to start smoking yourself, so you wouldn't notice as much?

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Post by: opinionista on February 25, 2007, 06:16:33 pm
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?
I can't think of anyone right now.

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?
Everyone I've worked with and my family.

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?
I would like to jump in when Jack tells Ennis how much he misses him, to tell Ennis to answer!

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?
I don't know. So many theories.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?
I'd like to infiltrate

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?
A spanish novel named La ciudad de los prodigios (City of Prodigies)

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?
How her story impacted me.

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?
No. I always throw away anything I drop to the floor. 

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?
Biting my nails


10. Who is your best friend and why?
My friend Rossana. She's always there for me inspite of the distance.

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Post by: Ellemeno on February 26, 2007, 02:28:29 am
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?  Hm, Scout?  Scarlett?  George Bailey?  No wait, I know.  Bunny Watson - Katherine Hepburn's character in Desk Set. 

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?  I would probably not start listing people, because I always have an horreur of forgetting someone.  I hope I could sound sincerely appreciative without naming names.

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?  There have been some very good answers to this question above.  As I try to figure out what my answer is, I realize it is the way it is.  For example, part of me wants to say I would step in and keep Ennis from getting Alma pregnant, and thus give him the freedom to go with Jack.  But those were his Little Darlins, I couldn't deprive him of them - or deprive them of their lives, for that matter.  My most visceral "NOOO" is always as they part after first coming down off the mountain, so maybe then.  But then it wouldn't be BBM.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?  Sorry, I don't feel like I have enough civil liberties left to tell you.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?  The IMDb moderators - find out how they ever let that happen to us.  But here we are, living the silver lining.

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?  The Nanny Diaries, which is happening.

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?  In a fan setting?  I probably wouldn't bother her.  But like at a dinner party or sump'n, I would tell her she brought me back to reading the New Yorker occasionally.  I might tell her I've peed in a sink.  I would tell her how refreshing her description of being at the Oscars last year was for me. 

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?  For me it's an 8 second rule.  :)

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?  I decided that to be sure I understood how to answer I should look up the def. of neurosis.  From Wikipedia: Neurosis ... is a "catch all" term that refers to any mental imbalance that causes distress, but ... does not prevent rational thought or an individual's ability to function in daily life.   I guess I'll pick occasional paralysis in decision-making.  BTW, look at this quote by Carl Jung, from the same Wikipedia article: "I have frequently seen people become neurotic when they content themselves with inadequate or wrong answers to the questions of life."

10. Who is your best friend and why?  I guess I'll pick my husband because of his devotion to me and our family.  But he doesn't have some of the components of best-friendness that are really important to me, that I get so easily from women.  I need to remember he can't be Everything to me.  But he is my best friend.   
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Post by: mvansand76 on February 26, 2007, 08:02:49 am


4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?  Sorry, I don't feel like I have enough civil liberties left to tell you.


Sad, but unfortunately true...
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Post by: Shakesthecoffecan on February 26, 2007, 05:23:53 pm
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?

    I would like to have been an extra in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?

    The Late Cordelia Florence Nightengale Stockton Garner Higgings Franklin

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?

   When Ennis walked out of the phone booth after talking to Lureen, I would take him in my arms and tell him to let it out.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?
     
    I subscribe to the Michael Moore view of those events, but doubt if we will ever really know.
   

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?

    The United States Government

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?

    Three Farmers on Their Way to a Dance

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?

    Well I did meet her and I told her I had been to Lightning Flat and she asked me what I saw when I got there.

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?

   Five second rule and general cleanliness applies, but yes.

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?

   I have a mild case of Touretts Syndrome, for the past few years it has only manifested in teeth grinding.

10. Who is your best friend and why?

     The receptionist in my office , Annette, because she is the most fastinating person I have ever met.
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Post by: ifyoucantfixit on February 26, 2007, 10:30:45 pm
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?
 Elizabeth in Pride and Prejudice

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?
  Jane Austin

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?   The parting outside
  Aguirees .  Inform them as to the future if they do not stay together.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001  A botched
plan by a group, that had intended to Wreck all the symbols of the
US.  They succeeded in part and thanks to some brave americans on
a plane headed for the capital,  they only partiallly succeeded.  Helped
by the weakminded behavior at the top.  If not for them, they
would have succeeded totally.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?
  The Carlisle Group

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?
  The Laramie Saga

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?
  How profoundly positive an outcome I have had.  Having started from
such a devastating place

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?
  Sure, hasnt everyone,,unless they are lieing

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?
  Bridges

10. Who is your best friend and why?
  My husband, and my grandaughter, because we do all things together,
either one or both of them and me.  We love being together, and
doing things together.    simple


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Post by: ifyoucantfixit on February 26, 2007, 11:05:50 pm
I haven't read any other replies, on purpose.
But I will read all later.

1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?   Jacques Cousteau

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?   "I would like to zank all ze zeafood zat made zis posseble."

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?    I would step in while the message was coming up the mountain - "Bring em down", and I would have changed the message to "Bring em down next week".  I would give Jack and Ennis a week's notice of what was going to happen.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?   Saudi Arabia bought America.  That was the delivery date.  A shipment of scared americans.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?    None.  I don't want to get caught up in that.

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?     Colony of Unrequited Dreams by Wayne Johnston - a Newfoundland book.  Leads up to how we became part of Canada (in 1949).

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?   We would probably talk about recipes, depending what's  in season.  I think Annie knows about me from mutual friends.  I know about her, but I don't push it.  I intend to meet her next summer when she visits Newfoundland.   Might be rhubarb season when I meet her.

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?    Yes, one fall I was visiting my aunt, who had a crabapple tree in her back yard.   I was surprised that she didn't plan to make any preserves from it.   So I picked a small bunch and we cooked them and sweetened them until they were lovely.  She was so proud of them and held the pot upside down to show that as it cooled it got nice and thick without pectin.  It was fairly thick, but not thick enough or cold enough.  All the applesauce landed on the floor.   The floor was very clean. and I scooped up most of the applesauce and put it back into the pot.   And what we left on the floor, we mopped up with home made bread as we sat there laughing and eating bread and jam off the floor.   My Aunt Mary has since suffered from Alzheimers and passed away.  But I have the memory of that visit, all the things we did that weekend and eating apple "bread and jam" off the kitchen floor. 

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?    Fear of not being in control of my life.

10. Who is your best friend and why?    My best platonic friend is a cousin who calls often, we always picnic when she's in town, no matter the weather.   She always gets the nicest baseball hat for me.   This time it was an Iditarod cap.   She understands Brokeback and me.   I would miss her so much, and her - me.


Very nice questions.

Thanks Snuitje


loved your answers.....specially the one about the jam off the floor.






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Post by: dot-matrix on March 06, 2007, 09:55:49 pm
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?  Sally Bowels in Cabaret

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech? My fans for watching me, my representation for getting me the job, the director for helping me, the make up, costume and sound folks for making me look good, my co-stars for being there, my parents Bob and God for supporting me in my choices

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do? Just before they part after coming down off the mountain in 1963 and I would try to help they see they had a chance, to take it because chances like this down come along everyday.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001? America lost it’s innocence and there by it's sense of complacency. We now know that we are not untouchable by fanaticism, madness and extremism we've just been lucky up till now

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate? One of those deep cover covert ones that are so secret we don’t even realize they exist.
6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie? The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself? That I am an avid reader and I was really touched by The Shipping News (I think she’s heard enough about Brokeback for a while  ;))

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor? No how, No way

9. Can you name one of your neuroses? Not eating things that have fallen on the dirty floor, I wouldn’t like the bottom of your shoes either.

10. Who is your best friend and why?  Victoria.  I have known her for over 20 years and she is the loyalist, kindest most selfless person I have ever known.  She has this off beat killer sense of humor and we get along famously.  She gets me more than anyone I have ever known and she cares.
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Post by: Kerry on March 10, 2007, 12:09:32 am
Ooooh, another one! Such fun!  :laugh:

1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been? Jack Twist, 'cause I get to be intimate with Ennis del Mar! Mmmmm!

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech? I'd thank Heath Ledger for being such a good kisser!

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do? I would step in when Ennis returns to the camp, finding Jack dismantling the tent. I would sit them both down and speak to them sternly about facing up to the reality of their situation. I would tell them that I am very rich (I wish!) and I would offer them a ranch where they could live together for the rest of their lives. No strings attached.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001? A group of vacuous religious fanatics committed a heinous act of mass murder.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate? My own psyche.

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie? "The Persian Boy," by Mary Renault

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself? I would ask her to tell me about herself.

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor? No.

9. Can you name one of your neuroses? I have a morbid fear of spiders and flying. I am also mildly agoraphobic.  

10. Who is your best friend and why? My mother, because she loved me unconditionally. She is in my thoughts every day.
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Post by: mvansand76 on March 10, 2007, 06:16:37 am

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate? My own psyche.



 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: ednbarby on March 10, 2007, 10:01:19 am
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?  Gotta go with Justine in "The Good Girl" on that one.   :-*

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?  No one.  I'd boycott.  ;)  Seriously, my mother, for encouraging me always to just be exactly who and what I was.

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?  Of course it would make it an entirely different story, but I'd step in at the moment the killer mechanics were starting to attack my dear Jack and take them out with my trusty trap and skeet shooting rifle.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?  I think that 19 religious zealots who had been trained to hate anyone who isn't exactly like they are took that hatred and zealotry to an extreme and killed several thousand people along with themselves in the name of God.  And it happened here in America because we were all too complacent and arrogant to believe it could ever happen to us.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?  The AMPAS.  ;)

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?  The Alienist

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?  I'd tell her, and only if we struck up a rapport and she seemed even remotely interested, that I see myself in Ennis in a very profound way.

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?  Hell, yeah.  Five-second Rule.  But I've never eaten anything that I didn't drop there myself.

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?  Just one?  OK... I tend to get hyper-focused on (some would say obsessed with) one thing and/or person and stay with that for a year or more.  Hard to imagine, huh?

10. Who is your best friend and why?  At this point in my life, I would have to say my friend Teresa.  And I just now realized that.  Like my mother, she never tells me who and what I "should" be.  She just lets me be.  And we tell each other everything.  And our life stories are remarkably - almost unnervingly - similar.
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Post by: CellarDweller on June 07, 2007, 02:20:30 pm
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?

Oh....I don't know

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?

God, family, friends.

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?

Just after the "some sweet life" conversation, to hug Ennis, and tell him to forget about his daddy and Earl, and to hold on to Jack.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?

it's one of those things that we'll always wonder about.  Why it happened, and what we could've done to stop it.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?

none

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?

don't know

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?

that I write poetry

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?

yes

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?

geez...not sure I can

10. Who is your best friend and why?

I don't think I have one.  I have a ton of great friends, but don't have a 'best' friend, which is fine with me.  I love them all equally.
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Post by: Shasta542 on June 07, 2007, 03:01:23 pm
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?

Joan Wilder (Kathleen Turner's part) in Romancing the Stone. (Or for a smaller, more intense role--Swoff's girlfriend in Jarhead.)

2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?

God, friends, family, fans, cast and crew.

3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?

When Aquirre was going to go up and tell Jack to break camp, I would have had him change his mind and let them stay until the end of summer.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?

America was terrorized from without.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?

The Rich and Famous.

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?

A Northern Light by Jennifer Donnelly which is a fictionalized account of the story in Dreiser's An American Tragedy.

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?

???

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?

Sure.

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?

Spiders?

10. Who is your best friend and why?

My best friend for life----since elementary school---Mari. Always there for me in good times---always there for me in a crisis---knows everything about me.

Thanks, Snavel del Snuit!! That was a fun one to answer and fun to read what others answer.
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Post by: TOoP/Bruce on June 15, 2007, 07:37:08 am
1. If you could have played one movie role, which would it have been?

Bold enough to play Jack.
Old enough to play Aguirre.


2. Who would you thank in your Oscar acceptance speech?

Alas, we'll never know.  My award went to George Clooney.


3. If you could step in at any moment during Brokeback Mountain, which moment would it be and what would you do?

I would offer to help Jack wash shirts.

4. What do you think happened on September 11th 2001?

I don't remember.  I was distracted by the news reports.

5. Which secret organisation would you like to infiltrate?

Titan Media

6. Which book would you like to see turned into a movie?

Amphigorey

7. If you met Annie Proulx, what would you tell her about yourself?

"In case of social emergencies, I keep a little blue pill in my pocket..."

8. Have you ever eaten anything from the floor?

A more interesting question is "Have you ever drank anything from the floor?"

9. Can you name one of your neuroses?

Yes.  I call it "Bob."

10. Who is your best friend and why?

My best is [deleted] because we [deleted].  Once we even [deleted] with a [deleted] in the back of [deleted] at his father's [deleted].

Try explaining that to [deleted].  Pretty rough, if you don't mind my saying...