1) Did your folks run you off?
Nope!
2) Does your job get tiresome?
Sometimes. Translating 150 page research reports about cigarettes when I think they are the most evil things ever created, yes, gets tiresome.
3) When it comes to clothes, do you have any resistance?
Huh? About taking them off?
4) Who do you miss so much you can hardly stand it?
My Afghan hound Muscha who died years and years ago.
5) Is getting together with you like seeing the pope?
Nope, not at all. I hardly ever plan things.
6) Have you ever confronted someone for speaking with a slop-bucket mouth?
Nope.
7) Have you ever offered to buy a rodeo clown -- or other person you didn't know well -- a drink? Did it work?
Noooooo! *giggles*
8 ) As far as you know, is there anything interesting up there in Heaven?
I don't believe in heaven and hell. I think the whole idea was created to scare people.
9) Do you play an instrument? Do you run the sheep off with it, or are you pretty good?
No, don't play an instrument. I used to play the flute and I ran my sister off for good, she now lives in a different country than I do. LOL.
10) What was your dad right about?
Not much, to be honest. He is the sweetest daddy in the world, though, and he means well....
11) Are you savin for a ranch yourself -- or something else big?
I am saving all my creative energy for writing a children's book that my boyfriend is gonna illustrate.
12) Have you fixed up your place real nice?
As nice as we can, yes!
13) Do you drink coffee, or are you from Texas?
I'm from Texas!
14) Are you pretty good with a can opener -- by which I mean, are you good at getting other people to open up?
No I am not good with a can opener because I have Carpal Tunnel syndrome. Hurts like hell when I try to open a can....
15) You been to Mexico?
Nope, was close to it when I lived in LA though...
16) Your Uncle Harold is sick, maybe even dying. Do you leave your new lover to be at his bedside?
Depends on how close I am to uncle Harold.
17) If you were bored on a Saturday night, would you smarten up to go to a church social?
That fire and brimstone crowd? Nah thank you.
18) Guard the sheep or eat em? That is, would you break the rules if it seemed important?
Yes, I am a rule-breaker.
19) Could you get by on a couple of high-altitude f*cks a year?
Yes, if it's my soul mate it doesn't matter
20) Are you the swearing kind?
Yup.