by - bjblakeslee 7 hours ago (Fri Apr 28 2006 04:23:06 )
"Harold and Claude" (Harold and Maude)
Plot Synopsis:
Living in Riverton, Harold is a 21 year who dresses in goth clothing, wears eye liner, a blue mohawk haircut, and is completely covered in morbid tattoos. He is utterly obsessed with death, and enjoys going to funerals for entertainment. In front of his mother, he fakes several suicides. Harold's mother is becoming somewhat blasé about the whole thing. She tells him, "when your done hanging around, I'd like you to get ready for dinner."
At a particularly large, enjoyable funeral, Harold meets Claude, an 89 year old man who has a passion for many of the same things Harold does. They are both big Ramones, and Sex Pistols fans. They continue to go to funerals together, swapping Twizzler candies, and begin see each other often. Harold learns many things from Claude about living and the rich, exciting possibilities that life can offer.
Harold's mom tries to set him up with a girlfriend (one of whom is Jenny Delmar), but Harold freaks every candidate out by staging elaborate fake suicides in front of each them. When that plan doesn't work, she encourages him to joining the military, but Harold is totally upfront about being gay, and the military doesn't want him. On a canoe outing on the river, Harold tells Claude that he is in love with him and he wants to move someplace where they can marry. Harold offers Claude a ring. Claude kisses the ring, throws it into the water, and tells Harold that way he can never lose it, "That way, I'll always know where it is." Harold spends the night at Claude's house, and they sleep together. In bed, we see that Claude's arms and body are also covered in similar tattoos.
Harold surprises Claude with a birthday party on the evening before he is to turn 90. Smiling and seeming to beam with pride, Claude thanks him and tells him that a birthday party is perfect way to say goodbye, because he will not be turning 90 - and he has already taken enough pills to kill a rhinosceros.