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Re: Brokeback Mountain Craft Corner
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2007, 10:34:29 am »
Hi Toycoon! Nice to see you here.  The JPEG didn't work for me but the PDF did. 

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Why does it say KIDNEY beans?  I've never heard of kidney beans in tomatoe sauce.

Ain't it made with kidney beans? Why did you say tomatoe sauce? That like tomatoe jam? :laugh:
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Craft Corner
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2007, 01:57:47 pm »
Ain't it made with kidney beans? Why did you say tomatoe sauce? That like tomatoe jam? :laugh:

I guess I pulled a Dan Quail there didn't I, lol!

But at least I know what's in a can of baked beans:  Navy Beans.  ;-)

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Craft Corner
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2007, 02:25:23 pm »
I guess I pulled a Dan Quail there didn't I, lol!
But at least I know what's in a can of baked beans:  Navy Beans.  ;-)

Well I reckon this will be one of them, Brokeback bloopers we heard so much about!
If you want, I'll change the ingredients just for you... you big brat!! ;)
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Craft Corner
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2007, 02:40:49 pm »
I've never heard of kidney beans in tomatoe sauce.
And I've never heard of a rabbit trying to jump in a snake hole with a coyote on its tail!!

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Okay, I have a craft project: my recipe for something Jack and Ennis didn't need...lube!! But first, the Old Rose whiskey label, please!!


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Re: Brokeback Mountain Craft Corner
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2007, 02:50:45 pm »
We're going to make sexual lubricant as our next arts & crafts project?   I'm LMAO here.  :laugh:

(And curious.)

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Craft Corner
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2007, 03:03:51 pm »
And I've never heard of a rabbit trying to jump in a snake hole with a coyote on its tail!! ;D

Okay, I have a craft project: my recipe for something Jack and Ennis didn't need...lube!! But first, the Old Rose whiskey label, please!!

Front-ranger, yer so nasty, they outta change yer name to rump-ranger, with all yer crazy ideas!

Brokeback Mountain Grease recipe: Take 1 part sheep lanolin and 1 part mash whiskey and mix thoughly.
Spread liberally on any and all parts that lubricatin' for easy glidin'!
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Re: Brokeback Mountain Craft Corner
« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2007, 03:22:54 pm »
he,he I have thot that Front-Ranger was not xactly truth in advertising sometimes!! Or maybe that it was one of those half-baked ideas with the Front part being the unbaked part! Speaking of that, you are half-right, my recipe does contain lanolin. But not whiskey mash, fermented or non! That makes a certain part of my body hurt just to think about it!! No, instead the other ingredients are beeswax and cocoa butter. One thing I like about my recipe, it has no petroleum products.

I'm waiting patiently for that label because, as they pointed out to me in Safe Haven, the whiskey comes BEFORE the lube...


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Re: Brokeback Mountain Craft Corner
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2007, 02:56:46 am »
I'll have to sit that one out.  I'm allergic to all sheep products, including lanolin.


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Re: Brokeback Mountain Craft Corner
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2007, 03:59:44 am »
I hope we have one with instructions on how to fold the Sunday paper into a Resistol.    ;D

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Re: Brokeback Mountain Craft Corner
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2007, 05:03:51 am »
I hope we have one with instructions on how to fold the Sunday paper into a Resistol.    ;D

 :laugh: Loved this.

And maybe we should all start to collect our daily newspapers for the time Oscar will post the instruction how to make a tent out of them, including how to waterproof it with lanolin  ;D.