there's this kid in [Dairy Queen] with his haired dyed more colors than found in a 64 colors box of crayons...ok, mebbe not THAT many, but it was of colors not normally found in nature and very distinct - unlike the homogenious color of a bag of Gummy Bears left on the dash of yer truck all day.Colors like aubergine, zinnober, modena, and jacinthe, and with nacarat highlights.He noticed I was staring at him and said to me, "Ain't you ever done anything wild when you were a kid, old man?"I answered, "Well, I had sex with peacock once and was wondering if you might be my son..."
