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Christmas List -- by Shasta 254
« on: June 28, 2007, 12:40:59 pm »
Christmas List   
  by Shasta254     1 day ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 04:22:49 )   

   
Write down a character's name and tell what you would get him or her for Christmas.

Jack (at reunion scene) -- Flavored Chapstick   

"Gettin' tired of your dumbass missin'!"

Re: Christmas List   
  by True_Oracle_of_Phoenix      1 day ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 04:56:48 )
   
      
My Christmas gift list for BbM's characters:

Alma - Prozac

Lureen - a new blonde wig from the Dolly Parton collection

Jack - a Carhartt jacket to match Ennis's

Ennis - a bottle of Old Rose and a nice wallet-sized picture of Jack

OMT - a can of BetterMost chewing tobacco

Aguirre - lottery scratch tickets and a subscription to "Hustler"

Bobby - Playstation

Alma Jr. - Lady Stetson cologne

Jimbo - clown underwear



Re: Christmas List   
  by Shasta254     1 day ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 05:02:55 )   


, TOoP.

OMT - a can of BetterMost chewing tobacco

ICK---Stamp Out Spitting!!!

"Gettin' tired of your dumbass missin'!"

Re: Christmas List   
  by True_Oracle_of_Phoenix      1 day ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 05:50:17 )
   
      
Shasta24 wrote: ICK---Stamp Out Spitting!!!


At least that kind of tobacco doesn't poison everyone else in the room.

But it does help stamp out the person chewing it....

Re: Christmas List   
  by ClancyPantsDelMar     21 hours ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 11:52:46 )
   


Sheep #761 -- A great big bale of hay.


Yer f--kin' killing me, True Oracle!   
  by toycoon      1 day ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 05:18:15 )   

   
Jack - a Carhartt jacket to match Ennis's

I want one of them, too. I found a green, plaid coat with fake fur on the inside just like Jack's at the thrift store. I flipped out in the store and my boyfriend says," What's the big deal? "
Some people just don't understand. Sheesh!

Re: Yer f--kin' killing me, True Oracle!   
  by Shasta254     1 day ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 05:25:15 )   

   
Ask Santa or--go get it!! And get a cowboy hat to go with it. Did ya see the one on the E-bay auction?? OH WAIT---you posted that one. :)

Naw--you'd better not. Daphne would try to rope you! 

"Gettin' tired of your dumbass missin'!"

I'm all set to go in on Jack's hat with ya, Shasta254!   
  by toycoon      21 hours ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 12:11:05 )   

   
I got $24 in a coffee can, how much have you got?

Re: I'm all set to go in on Jack's hat with ya, Shasta254!   
  by daphne7661     21 hours ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 12:17:51 )
   
   
UPDATED Wed Dec 13 2006 12:19:27
Hey! What about me!? There isn't ANYONE here who wants to be in Jack's hat more than ME!

Can ya spare me a loan, Bud? Give it back to ya when I get to Signal!



...Nice to know ya, Ennis del Mar...

Jack's Hat?   
  by toycoon      21 hours ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 12:22:22 )   

   
I thought you were trying to get into Jack's pants!

Re: Jack's Hat?   
  by daphne7661     21 hours ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 12:28:11 )
   
   
At this point, I'll take what I can get...

 


...Nice to know ya, Ennis del Mar...

Re: Jack's Hat?   
  by shortfic     21 hours ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 12:49:44 )   

   
Ennis: a nice shiny belt buckle that Jack can be jealous of

Lureen: gift certificate to a hair salon so she can change her hair back to its original and much nicer color!



"Say thank you, Gilbert. Say thank you."

Re: Christmas List   
  by latjoreme     20 hours ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 12:58:48 )
   
   
Both Jack and Ennis, but especially Ennis: cameras

Re: Christmas List   
  by daphne7661     20 hours ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 13:01:18 )
   
   
Both Jack and Ennis, but especially Ennis: cameras


 


...Nice to know ya, Ennis del Mar...

Re: Jack's Hat?   
  by Dancing_Bear     20 hours ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 13:16:01 )
   
   
"Ennis: a nice shiny belt buckle that Jack can be jealous of "

Maybe Madonna can give him her BoyToy belt buckle, I don't think she's using it any more.


Great thread idea Shasta!   
  by LauraGigs     19 hours ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 14:49:47 )
   
   
UPDATED Wed Dec 13 2006 18:01:10
Ennis: Moisturizer, Nicorette gum, Ranch down-payment, Mints (for those nervous afternoons of chainsmoking, drinkin' beer & dozing off)

Jack: Mexican-Prostitute-To-English Dictionary, seat massager (great idea daphne)

Alma & Lureen: Plug-in "personal massagers"

Cassie: Pedicure set, Lotrimin AF

Mrs. Twist: Divorce, Several spa days, Wardrobe, Spending money

Mr. Twist: All-expenses-paid vacation in Peru (one-way)

LaShawn: Treadmill to work the energy off, Ball gag

Randall: Deluxe Gilette shaver set with Beard-removal attachment (oh stop).

Aguirre: Full-length mirror, Generously-cut pink tutu

OMG, Laura, I Can't Stop Laughing   
  by daphne7661     12 hours ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 21:06:19 )
   
   
Laura, my personal favorites of yours:


Ennis: Moisturizer

LaShawn: Ball gag

Randall: Deluxe Gilette shaver set with Beard-removal attachment (oh stop).


I'm not kiddin'.... My side is hurting me from laughing!!!!


...Nice to know ya, Ennis del Mar...

Thanks daphne!   
  by LauraGigs     18 minutes ago (Thu Dec 14 2006 09:31:53 )
   
   
It's funny: when I first saw "clown underwear" for Jimbo I thought it said "clean underwear". (OTOH, he probably needs it...)

Re: Christmas List   
  by Shasta254     1 day ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 04:57:14 )
   
   
Ennis (on the mountain) -- A copy of Close Range

"Gettin' tired of your dumbass missin'!"

Re: Christmas List   
  by daphne7661     1 day ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 05:36:23 )
   
   
Jack: ME!

All right! All right! Just kiddin'


Jack: a nifty car seat heated massager pad!

Ennis: a stylish new duffle bag!



...Nice to know ya, Ennis del Mar...

Re: Christmas List   
  by Shasta254     17 hours ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 16:34:45 )
   
   
UPDATED Wed Dec 13 2006 16:45:40
Ennis--one more month on the mountain in 1963.
Jack--ditto.


LauraGigs said--"Aguirre: Full-length mirror, Generously-cut pink tutu" 

"Gettin' tired of your dumbass missin'!"

Re: Christmas List   
  by spiceylife     16 hours ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 17:38:53 )
   
   
UPDATED Wed Dec 13 2006 23:19:25
Ennis--one more month on the mountain in 1963.
Jack--ditto.

Excellent gift, Shasta! I want them to have this more than anything, as well as latjoreme's camera for Jack and Ennis. And the chapstick for both.

Ennis - socks, underwear, gift voucher enabling bearer to a lifetime of hypnotherapy to help erase scarring childhood memories, and fear

Jack - a ropin' horse, new cowboy boots, new harmonica, personal bodyguard, "F--k Aguirre!" bumper sticker

Aguirre - Stairmaster, Ston-O-Max All New Turbo Body Toner, Slendertone Flex Abdominal Belt for Men, joggers (to assist with the pink tutu wearing)

Aguirre, OMT, Ennis's daddy, LD Newsome, - Book titled, "How To Make Yourself Over From Head To Toe : Chapter One - Personality and Character : How To Smile, Be Nice And Say Kind Things To Others!".





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