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"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« on: May 01, 2006, 01:43:31 am »
"Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain" Game
This is the hit game that I created at the IMDB's "Brokeback Mountain" Board.  "BBM Linez" was one of the biggest, most popular and longest-lasting entities at the BBM Board.  It was one of the few structures that even the Trollz respected -- and seemingly enjoyed.  The renowned "BBM Linez" was the one ship that the IMDB Administration actually protected and with 'zap' tug boats.  Eventually, after Captain Will departed, the "BBM Linez" ship steamed out into the open sea on its voyage to reunite with its captain at the Port of BetterMost. 

Welcome back the original "BBM Linez" with your clever thoughts of and witty contributions for any of the BBM story or movie characters and what U would imagine them wanting to say or what U would like to hear them say!   

There are only three  requirements:

1) Your post must relate to this  game!  :)

2) Only one  entry per posting!  :P

3) U must skip one  turn!  ;)

In the true spirit of Ennis & Jack:  have fun!!  ;D  :laugh:

Sailin' 'n' playin',
Cap'n Will

NOTE:  "Dara's Law" 
The Moderator has the right and the responsibility to ensure compliance with the three "BBM Linez" game requirements and to edit for reasonable conformity and coherent correctness and to delete any words, phrases, sentences, paragraphs or entire postings that are unbecoming, irrelevant or insulting.

"Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain" Game
                               
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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2006, 01:45:13 am »
ENNIS:  "I'm Gay!"  ;D

JACK:  "Me, too!"  :laugh:
« Last Edit: May 03, 2006, 11:46:44 am by Will-ABC »
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2006, 08:28:55 am »
I saw this online and thought it was very funny - don't know if you've already seen it.

BROKEBACK GROCERY LIST
(from Elvira)

Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists
for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer 1963

WEEK ONE
* Beans
* Bacon
* Coffee
* Whiskey

WEEK TWO
* Beans
* Ham
* Coffee
* Whiskey

WEEK THREE
* Beans al fresca
* Thin-sliced bacon
* Hazelnut Coffee
* Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
* K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR
* Beans en salade
* Pancetta
* Coffee (espresso grind)
* 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
* 2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE
* Fresh fava beans
* Jasmine rice
* Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
* Medallions of veal
* Porcini mushrooms
* 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
* 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
* 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
* Yukon Gold potatoes
* Heavy whipping cream
* Asparagus (very thin)
* Organic eggs
* Spanish lemons
* Gruyere cheese (well aged)
* Crushed walnuts
* Arugula
* Clarified butter
* Extra Virgin olive oil
* Pure Balsamic vinegar
* 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
* Large tin Crisco
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2006, 12:48:59 pm »
John Twist to Ennis: "You seem like such a nice boy, and seein' that you cared for my son, tell ya what, why don't you take them ashes after all."
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2006, 04:21:56 pm »

Aguirre to Jack Twist

"You go down, take a few days off, and go and see Uncle Harold,
and I'll stay up here with Ennis and the sheep for the weekend."

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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2006, 04:52:06 pm »
Everyone to Lashawn:

"Shut up, already"
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2006, 12:13:23 pm »
ENNIS: "Hey, Monroe, is Alma here?"

MONROE: "Yeah, she's in the condiments aisle."

ENNIS: "The wha'?"

MONROE: "Uh, between the capers and the cornichons."

ENNIS: "Gotcha, thanks, girlfriend."
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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2006, 12:58:10 pm »
JACK:  Guess what next month is?

ENNIS:  June!

JACK:  Whoreson Bytch, besides that... Gay Pride Month!

ENNIS:  Hunh?


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Thanx for makin' us laugh out loud, SouthEndMD!
That "girlfriend" to Monroe is too funny -- and true!
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2006, 01:36:10 pm »
Alma - So is he someone you cowboy with or what?

Ennis - Nah, Jack, he rodeos mos'ly.  But guess who he's ridin' when he ain't ridin' bulls?
         ... *winks at Alma* ...

Alma - He what? ... *about to swallow her own tongue*

Ennis - Rodeo boy is hung like a donkey! Woooweee! Daaaannnnng!!
        ... *shakes head with smirk on his face* ... Hm hm hm!!
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2006, 02:03:44 pm »
Jack: Don't you think Aguirre's trailer is so now! I mean the Western look is soooo this summer! Don't you think hunh?

 ::) Sorry that is all my mind could muster...I am having quite a slow day.
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« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2006, 02:48:01 pm »

JOHN TWIST (to Ennis):
U seem like such a nice boy and seein' that U cared for my son, tell ya what, why don't U........ and ME let's get it on, rite now, CowBoi!  U thought Jack was hot, well, he ain't got nuttin' on better hung Daddy Twist!  :P  Yeeee-hore!  :laugh:
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2006, 03:10:23 pm »
LOL Will!
I think the cup-spitting has got to stop if Pa Twist wants to get any action from anyone at all!   :laugh:

------o-------------------o-------------------o---------------

Ennis - You wanna know how many times I wrang it out thinkin' of you?

Jack - What? 6 times a day?  That's how many times I wrang it out for you!

Ennis - 6 times a day?  Jesus H., Jack!!

Jack - Wut?  *smiles*  You don't wanna know the things I've done to you in my head ..hehe..

Ennis - Hmmm....Like whut?

Jack - Might be easier if I show you ... we'll need some ice, a towel, a candle and your belt ...

Ennis - What the f...??
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2006, 03:33:26 pm »
=comment=
you guys make me blush...

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SHEEP #1 to SHEEP #2: "What's he got that we ain't got?"
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2006, 04:09:16 pm »
Jack: Since we're always getting together in the cold weather...let's meet up in Jackson Hole for some skiing!
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2006, 04:21:33 pm »
Quote from: southendmd on May 02, 2006, 03:33:26 pm
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you guys make me blush...

SHEEP #1 to SHEEP #2: "What's he got that we ain't got?"

 :laugh:
Fancy!  Sheep getting jealous coz they're missing all the action! LOL!
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2006, 04:36:59 pm »
MRS. TWIST to JOHN TWIST: "Shut your trap, tobacco breath"
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2006, 04:48:03 pm »
Ennis: "What do you think about bisexuality?"
Jack: "It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"

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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2006, 05:00:44 pm »
Quote from: Memento on May 02, 2006, 04:48:03 pm
Ennis: "What do you think about bisexuality?"
Jack: "It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"




I LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT ONE!!!!! ROTF



Ennis flips Alma over in bed:

Alma:  "What the....."
Ennis:   "Oops, sorry, had a flashback."
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2006, 05:15:01 pm »
JACK TO ENNIS: "Quit your hammerin' and get in here... and start your hammerin'"
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LINES =U= WON'T HEAR
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2006, 05:26:07 pm »
Quote from: Arad-3 on May 02, 2006, 05:07:07 pm
Alma during sex with Ennis: "honey the ceiling needs painting"

Either that or "Honey... the carpet needs changing!"  :P

Or, the bottom sheet needs to be warshed!  :o

-------o--------------o----------------o-----------


Pa Newsome - Who is my favorite son-in-law then? ... *winks at Jack*

Jack - *rubbing LD's tummy* .... Who is my favorite beer-gut then?

Lureen - Aww.... Mom, Dad, Jack, come on!  Group hug!  And Dad, don't you grab Jack's ass again!...*giggles*

Bobby - * rolls eyes* ...I think I'm gonna be sick!   I'm so gonna need therapy ...
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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2006, 07:17:18 pm »
Ennis:  "Hey, Jack, let's live together in a metropolitan city and obtain office jobs!"

Jack:  "That sounds wonderful.  I'll purchase some luggage for you right now!"

 :D
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Re: "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!"
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2006, 07:51:52 pm »
Hairdresser to Lureen's mother: " You'll need lots more hairspray and at least another two inches on that beehive."

==aside==
Thanks Fran for the idea about hair.
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« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2006, 08:02:54 pm »
John Twist:  "I love my dead gay son!"

Please tell me someone here has seen "Heathers"!!
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"LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM"
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2006, 08:07:31 pm »
Yes!  That line was made for mean ole John Twisted!

Juan


=compliment= Juan
Perfect creep name for that creep: "Twisted".
And we know from the book and his "golden
showers" on his very young little son Jack that
ole John really is "twisted"!  BTW, Anke agrees!
Will
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« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2006, 08:14:27 pm »
Mrs. Twist to John Twist: " Do you want me to add some cream to go with the spit in
your coffee?"
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Re: "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!"
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2006, 08:30:06 pm »
Alma, Jr.:  "Yes Cassie!  You're the perfect second wife for my Daddy, and I would love for you to be my mama!"   :laugh:
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« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2006, 08:41:39 pm »
Lureen:  "Jack, I'm so glad you're going on another road trip, and so is my Daddy!  We don't mind you taking a break from selling combines!  Have a fun, safe trip, and I love you!"   :)
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« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2006, 09:03:40 pm »
Jimbo: "Hell yeah, Jack!  I have a better idea.  Let's get a 30 packer and go rent a room!"   :D
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« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2006, 09:25:03 pm »
LaShawn: "We might just have to dance with ourselves Lureen."
Lureen: "Well, LaShawn... want to dance?"
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Re: "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!"
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2006, 09:32:39 pm »
Alma:  "I love living in the boonies!  Ennis, please promise me we'll never move into town!"   :D
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« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2006, 12:29:39 am »
Jack:  Ennis, you know it could be like this, just like this always.

Ennis: How d'you figger that?

Jack:  You know ... You won't believe this!  I got a letter from Joe Aguirre the other day?!  Remember Aguirre from Brokeback?...Well ... He was so pleased with the work we did that summer that he has donated 100 sheep to us ... to start our own sheep-cow-calf-lamb operation..

Ennis:  Wut?? Well, f--k me sideways!!! No kidding dude!

Jack: No sh!t!  I couldn't believe it ... I was like, wait till Ennis hears this ...So what do you say bud??!

Ennis:  Nah, I wanna take you up to Canada!  Wanna live in igloos and wrestle polar bears?  F--k!  Lets do it rodeo boi!!
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« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2006, 01:22:31 am »
JACK:  Hey, Ennis, we're gonna double-date tomorrow nite!

ENNIS:  With who, Bytch?

JACK:  Your ex-wife's husband Monroe -- and Randall!!  :o
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« Reply #32 on: May 03, 2006, 10:47:10 am »
Ennis: We might not be back tonight, when we get to drinkin' and talkin' an all.
Alma: Well, if there's one thing about Ennis,  it's how he loves to talk.


Jack: Quit you're hammerin' and get in here. Watcha waiting for cowboy?  A matin' call?
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« Reply #33 on: May 03, 2006, 11:27:37 am »
Jack: Lets make a sandwich with Becky!
Ennis:What side you want, bud? :o :laugh:

That wasn't in the movie.....but it was in my dream! ;)
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« Reply #34 on: May 03, 2006, 12:02:44 pm »
JACK (to Ennis):  Fahgedabout Beckala!  Let's do a threesome with Will!  While he's stemming my rose, I'll be lickin' your banana!  :o 

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« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2006, 12:33:01 pm »
Quote from: Arad-3 on May 02, 2006, 09:06:54 pm

Ennis:    Jack if this thing ever gets ahold of us in front of the wrong people..were dead.....but the good news is..I just saved a whole bunch of money on my truck insurance by switching to GEICO.

 :laugh: !! Ok, that one is too funny...lol!

Quote from: Will-ABC on May 03, 2006, 12:02:44 pm
JACK (to Ennis):  Fahgedabout Beckala!  Let's do a threesome with Will!  While he's stemming my rose, I'll be lickin' your E-banana!  :o 

*ahem*  :laugh:

-----------------

Ennis - This is a one-shot thing we got goin' on here ...

Jack - Yeah, whatever dude!

Ennis - Listen, you know I ain't no queer!

Jack - Puh-leeze!  Talk to the hand ...*rolls eyes*...

Ennis - Stop acting like a silly queen, you jackass! ... *starts laughing hysterically*...
         Get it??! Jack-Ass ....ahahahahah...

Jack - You know whut?!!  F--k you Ennis!

Ennis - Any time you want to donkey boy ... anytime!


 ;) [I think way too much about Jack and Ennis ....*sigh*]
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Re: "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!"
« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2006, 12:38:25 pm »
Jack: What if you and me had a little cow and calf operation...it would be a sweet life.

Ennis: The socio-ecomonic climate as well as the down turn in cattle futures proclude me from signing on to this endevour...however, I would not be adverse to starting a little wine and cheese operation.
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« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2006, 12:51:07 pm »
Quote from: Will-ABC on May 03, 2006, 12:44:51 pm
Folks, look at Lucise vs. TonkaTodd.

Plain and simple: sleaze vs. class.
U can be funni w/o bein' trashi!

P.S.  Welcome aboard, TT!

LOL!  Will, I wasn't the one who first made a comment about "stemming roses" and bananas!  :laugh:  Guess I am not alone in the trash-can.... ;D

Yeah, welcome aboard TT!  I LOL'ed reading your post!  8)

=response= Lu
U're rite, Lu-lu!   
The one who first made the comment about "stemming roses" wasn't U -- and it surely wasn't me -- it was BBM's Joe Aguirre!  Hello, remember him?!  I'm on the phone right now with our key member DeeDee, who arv'd in NYC yesterday.  She's not computer accessible at this time.  Butt, I told her what U wrote about first to say "stemming roses".  Dee said to ask U, Lu: "What movie were U were watchin'?"  Ha! Ha! :laugh:     

Above Bored Will

P.S.  No, Lu, U're not in the "trash can" (that was funni) alone!  U got this dirty mouth (butt cute) little (ahem!) Dre Boi in there w/ U.  :laugh:


=response= Will-U
Ok, Aguirre made the "stemming roses" comment, but he sure as heck di-ent use 'bananas' in the same sentence!  :laugh:
You took it to another level there bud!  ;D
Btw, greetings to DeeDee & Will's Dre from Lu!  ;)

=reply= Luchise
D & D both luv U, as U know.  Actually, I saw both today!!  :-X
They also both used to think that U were an I-talian man! :laugh:
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« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2006, 01:11:55 pm »
Alma: Ennis, would you get me a pack of smokes?

Ennis: Yeah, sure my dear! Anything else from the super market? Aren't we running short of beer and condiments? Just give Jack and me two hours at the Motel, and we’ll get you the things on our way back!

Alma: Two hours?? Hey, Ennis Del Mar, with me you're always done in ten minutes, aren't you?

Ennis: Sure enough.  ::)

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« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2006, 02:25:39 pm »
Ennis: I thought you was seein' Troy?

Alma Jr: That was two years ago!

Ennis: Troy still playin' baseball?

Alma Jr: I don't know what he's doin', I'm seein' Kurt now.

Ennis: You mind if I give Troy a call?
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« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2006, 03:26:20 pm »
Jack: "You wanna swig of whiskey?"
Ennis: "I gave up drinking."
Jack: "No shit."
Ennis:  "Yeah, yesterday the topic of my AA meeting was If you can't fix it, you've
got to stand it".

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« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2006, 03:51:37 pm »
CASSIE: "You're stayin' on your feet, cowboy."

ENNIS: "It ain't gonna be that way: my arse is tired, you hair-flinging temptress."
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« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2006, 05:01:12 pm »
Ennis - I was thinking of taking my buddy Jack out for supper ... to the Knife and Fock ...

Alma - The whut??

Ennis - The Knife and Fork!  You aint listenin' to me Alma ...

Alma - Well, that sounds splendid Ennis!  I'll call my sister to come babysit ...

Ennis - Ummm...well, hones'ly, Jack aint really the rest'rant type ..we'll pro'ly just go out and get hammerin' ...errr...get hammered!

Alma - You know I don't like it when you get wasted Ennis!

Ennis - Honey... I don't want you worrying about us getting drunk and driving home... so me 'n Jack will pro'ly just sleep it off in a motel... You know we haven't seen each other in years... plus we got a lot to sink our teeth into, I can't imagin' we'll be able to fit it all in..in one night... 
*pacing, smoking, drinking*


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I am laughing my head off at some of these posts!  Cheers!  ;D 
P/S:  Will - Was this a bit less trashi for your taste?  :P   
Or still too "slop-bucket"-ish?  ;D

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I had to fix all of ur ellipses; they must touch the word....
BTW, Lucise, we don't use "condiments" if U catch our drift!?
Ciaio,
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« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2006, 09:08:12 pm »
Quote from: Arad-3 on May 03, 2006, 08:44:42 pm
Scene in upstairs bedroom

Door opens, it's Mr. Twist!

Mr. Twist: "Boy!! You and your ideas. Get the hell out of my room! Jack's room is down the hall on the left! And leave my boots and drawers where you found them!"

 :laugh:  :laugh:
Okay, Arad - I gotta say (again!), you are killing me with your posts.... ROTFLMFAO!!
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« Reply #44 on: May 03, 2006, 09:39:48 pm »
Monroe: "Well, I believe in the soul, the c**k, the pu$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

Alma: (off camera) "You are scaring me Monroe."

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This was a caption on Dave Cullen's website.  Monroe's quote from Bull Durham.
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« Reply #45 on: May 03, 2006, 11:42:48 pm »
John Twist: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
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« Reply #46 on: May 04, 2006, 03:37:05 am »
JACK to Ennis:  The "rose" needs to be nipped in the butt rite now, Boy!  :P

ENNIS:  Might as well, Lil' Darlin', seein' as we ain't got no fishin' trips planned.
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« Reply #47 on: May 04, 2006, 03:13:18 pm »
Ennis and Jack are sharing the bedroll on "that" first night ...
Jack faces the back of the tent, his back to Ennis...

Jack - Ennis, I want you to listen to this ...

Ennis - Whut?...

Jack - *Jack fidgets alittle, starts talking* ...
When I look at you and see the way the sun or moonlight falls on your skin
and sets it aglow, I am at a loss for words ...

Ennis - Hunnnh??

Jack - Your lips look so soft and I can't help licking mine when I look at them ...

Ennis - Whutt??? ...

Jack - *continues* ... I can tell that you have a beautiful soul, the light of your spirit is blinding,
my greatest desire has been to feel your ...

Ennis - Jack! ... *Sits up hurriedly, grabs Jack's right hand, places it on the bulge in his pants*..
If you want this, whyn't you just say so...??!!

Jack - *stunned, looks at Ennis* ...
Errr..Ennis...I was just reading a poem I wrote for you to give to your Alma ... but... if you insist...
*falls ontop of Ennis*...

[Okay, don't say it, I have an overactive imagination  :P ;D]
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« Reply #48 on: May 04, 2006, 03:28:06 pm »
Quote from: Arad-3 on May 04, 2006, 01:04:43 pm
Jack and Ennis in the motel scene. Ennis is laying with his head on Jacks chest smoking his cigarette and flicking the ashes constantly.

Ennis:" You ever feel like people know? Like everybody is talking about us? Staring at us? We should of never came to a motel right here in town."

Jack:" Well you probley should of thought about that last night before you insisted on giving me a piggyback ride "hee hawing" into the motel and check in as' The Famous Bronking Twister Sisters!! YYaa think Ennis??!!!"

Ennis: ( eyes widening) "got to quit drinking."

 

OMG... hysterical.  That was really funny.
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« Reply #49 on: May 04, 2006, 11:11:57 pm »
Lureen (noticing son Bobby is watching the TV football broadcast):  Bobby, if you don't eat your dinner, I'm gonna have to turn off that television.

Bobby:  A teacher once tried to test me.  I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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« Reply #50 on: May 06, 2006, 12:32:48 am »
Wow!  "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR at BBM" have really blasted off!

The "BBM Lines" ship arrived on schedule on Monday, the 1st of May, and within 1-2-3-4-5 days it has an incredible over 600 views!!!!!  That steam whistles it all!  :)

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« Reply #51 on: May 07, 2006, 02:53:57 pm »
Jack and Ennis are lying in bed at the motel, spent and smoking...

Jack - Ennis, move yer head - my shoulder's gone dead!

Ennis - I don't wanna move ...*continues to smoke idlely*...

Jack - Ummm......I have a better idea where you c'n put yer head ....*chuckles*...

Ennis - Jack, here I lie in your arms, basking in this afterglow, in this special moment in time.  A moment that'll alter my vivid dreams of U forever; a moment which negates and shames all those who "villi-fy" our love; a moment which follows our deeply passionate and climactic coital exchange....
And all yer can think of is my head on your d!ck?!

Jack - *stunned*.... Ummm... Ennis, can ya try not to become Lureen when the sex is over?!

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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #52 on: May 10, 2006, 09:59:17 am »
Aw come on Lureen, you would love it.
bareback on a mule
icy streams
and your own tent on the other side of the mountain with the bears.
shooting elk, we would cut the meat for you
you could make tons of elk jerkey for us
while we sleep with the sheep - 100%
Come along with me and Ennis
for a week in the mountains.

Bobby could stay with L.D., now that we have remote controls.

oops ..  maybe we would hear this - -lol
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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #53 on: May 10, 2006, 11:15:39 pm »
Ennis to Jack:

"My birthday is next month, and I'd like a pink parasol."
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« Reply #54 on: May 11, 2006, 04:02:23 am »
JACK to Ennis:  Next month is Gay Pride and I want rainbow chaps.  :laugh:
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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #55 on: May 11, 2006, 07:31:43 am »
Ennis: Where you of to?

Alma: I am off up to Calgary to meet up with my Brokie friends.

Ennis: Can I come? I was wonderin' if I could get some quality fishin' time done with Jack.

Alma:  No! I am off for some quality "fishin'" time with my Brokies. But I am sure you could come if you would let us watch.

Ennis: Watch? What you wanna watch us fish?

Alma: I know about you and Jack Nasty! You got yourself a good'un there hun. Good on you. So pack up your whips and saddles  ;) we are off to Alberta.

Ennis: But we really only go up there to fish.
Alma: Sure you do hun, and I am Stevie Wonder, now get your scrawny ass into the pick-up, pronto.  O0

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« Reply #56 on: May 18, 2006, 09:56:04 pm »

Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!!!

Yes the Purple Star Linez has rec'd many phone calls, e-mails, PMs and, of course, telegrams!!!!  All are asking where is the ship?  Well, anytime U have to hide or hide something -- even as big as a ship -- just go to the BetterMost Port!  They could hide anything.  Butt seriously, passengers, the popular and renowned S.S. BBM LINEZ for exactly the past week (May 11 to May 18) has been undergoing some reservicing and rerouting.  However, it is ready to re-launch immenently -- at one port or another.

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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #57 on: May 19, 2006, 02:26:47 am »

Bartender to Jack after he is rebuffed by the rodeo clown :


Bartender :  "Ever consider checking out the circus?  If you like clowns they got lots of 'em at Barnem and Bailey."
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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #58 on: May 19, 2006, 02:42:09 pm »
Hey Jshane, welcome! I'm so glad you made it here. I have been a longtime fan of your posts at imdb.

(Sorry, that's all I have to say in this post -- I'm not good at these funny line threads, but I DO find them hilarious!)
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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #59 on: May 20, 2006, 12:52:24 am »

Jack: Hell, yes I did. Redlined it all the way, couldn't get here fast enough. What about you?

Ennis: Me? I dunno. Well, to be honest, I didn't think about ya much. Playin with my new game boy was about all I got time for lately...

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« Reply #60 on: May 21, 2006, 03:02:24 am »

JACK (to Ennis):
Next month on the 25th they're having a "Gay Pride Day at Yellowstone National Park" right here in Wyoming.

ENNIS (to Jack):
U can be a dumbazz bytch, Jack.  U 4got that's the day we're leading the Gay Pride Parade in New York!

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=aside= JShane
Well, U found it Shane.  U've been asking where is the original "LINEZ =U= WON'T HERE in BBM" and here it is.  I know that they still mention it in print over at BBM.  I surprisingly still get PMs there on this subject.  That's very nice except most of those there now, as U know, are not.  Over here, this file is going to be repositioned soon.
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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #61 on: May 21, 2006, 11:18:44 am »

Alma: Is he someone you cowboyed with or what?

Ennis: Hell, no! He’s someone I fucked with!

Alma: Oh, I see...

  :)
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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #62 on: May 21, 2006, 11:23:38 am »

Alma: As far behind as we are on the bills, it makes me nervous not to use any sort of protection.

Ennis: If you don't want no more of my kids, I'll be happy to do it the "Ennis and Jack" way with ya!

Alma: Fine!   

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« Reply #63 on: May 21, 2006, 05:35:46 pm »
Alma: "Texans don't drink coffee?"

Ennis: "Are you kiddin'? Not when there's whiskey and Ennis to be had!"
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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #64 on: May 22, 2006, 08:35:49 pm »
"How much is once in a while", said Jack. "Once in a while every fuckin' quadrennium?"

"Hunh?"


I had to show you this line from ABCs,
I had some help from Will who played the part of Ennis here.
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« Reply #65 on: May 23, 2006, 04:36:55 am »

Ennis to Jack:

"Now I know you ain't goin back up the mountain with that saddle cloth, Big J! It has a rip in it. Bottom left hand corner. Honestly, I can't trust you with anything. Give it here."
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Re: "LINEZ =U= WON'T HEAR in BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"
« Reply #66 on: May 23, 2006, 02:31:06 pm »
ahahaha ... LOL!   ;D  Great posts guys!!!

##---------------------##


Jack - Umm..Ennis del Mar ain't been around has he?  ???

Aguirre - Who the f--k wants to know?   >:(

Jack - Well...I just...  :-\

Aguirre - I wish all the pea-brained idiots in this hell-hole wud mind their own friggin' business!
Unless Ennis himself has been mouthing stuff off...I told him, whatever we do in this trailer stays in this trailer!
Whatever we do behind the Knife 'n Fork stays behind the Knife 'n Fork!
Jeeeez!!!

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« Reply #67 on: May 23, 2006, 02:38:53 pm »
Jack - Ennis, how many times do I have to tell ya not to put ya razor in the f--kin' mug??
I drink my coffee from that!!

Ennis - Hunh?

Jack - Next you'll be p!ssin' in it!

Ennis - Wha??

Jack - In  the name of all that is holy, why is it men never listen??  Put the razor down Ennis! I mean it!
And don't be looking at me with those unbelievably-sexy-come-here-and-rub-my-chest-and-lick-nipples-in-a-puptent eyes! 
I won't have it!

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« Reply #68 on: May 23, 2006, 05:16:46 pm »
Jack:  Hey Ennis, do you feel like having an In-N-Out burger for lunch?

Ennis:  Dude, I'll tell you what I want in and out... 

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« Reply #69 on: May 24, 2006, 04:35:19 pm »
Bobby - Mom, there's something I gotta tell ya.  I think Dad has found a new hobby!

Lureen - A new hobby, Bobby?

Bobby - A strange man called here yesterday, he asked to talk to Daddy. 
I can't remember what his name was, but I heard Dad tell him that he likes riding horses,
but much prefers riding 'Dennis elmar'.  What's a 'Dennis elmar' Mommy??  Is it a type of horse?
Mommy..mommy..can I have a 'Dennis' pony when I turn 8?
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« Reply #70 on: May 26, 2006, 02:07:21 pm »
Congratulations to all of our witty "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" players on over 1,000!!!!!!!!!! views and counting!
Cap'n Will ;D & Dre O0
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« Reply #71 on: May 28, 2006, 09:13:41 pm »
Chilean sheep 1 - Damn there are some hot ewes in this crowd!

Chilean sheep 2 - Check out the babe 6 hoof-steps away, whoa, I bet she could produce big, strong rams! I bet she's in heat!  Damn!

Chilean sheep 1 - Which one, Tony?

Chilean sheep 2 - That one over there!  Close to the idiot sitting in his own sh!t!

Chilean sheep 1 - Errr.... Tony, I didn't know ya were that way!  That there's not an ewe!  That thing between its legs are not tits you dumbass!...Jeez!  ::)

Brokeback Sheep 1 (to Brokeback sheep 2, after overhearing the whole exchange) - Look at those dumb idiots!  It's fools like that give sheep a bad name!  Baaaaaaaahahahaha!

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(ok ok, I'll go find something to do with my time! lol)
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« Reply #72 on: May 29, 2006, 02:31:41 pm »

LaShawn and Randall prepare for the Childress Benefit Dinner they are about to attend....

Randall - Lashie... where are my grey...

LaShawn - O my goodness!  I hope that two-faced old bat, the so-called Mrs. Seemore is not at the benefit tonight!  What a sour, gossip-mongering old trout!  Do you know what she said about me at the bake sale last week??

Randall - I just need....

LaShawn - She said I was flirting with Teri Hinds' husband in church 2 Sundays ago!  ::) Please!  Granted, he is a fine specimen of manhood but I wouldn't be caught dead drooling over his very-broke behind!The nerve of the woman!

Randall - La..

LaShawn - If she shows up tonight, I'll strangle the silly bitch!  >:(
Oh, your grey trousers are in the laundry basket in the basement!  But here, wear this one - ya look much better in these!

Randall - Oh, I li....

LaShawn - Randall, I've told you several times, don't just stand there looking stunned and staring at me, ya better learn to speak your mind!
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« Reply #73 on: May 29, 2006, 05:53:32 pm »
Sheepcounter:  “Hey Joe, this is the exact number of sheep that went up the mountain!  You have to give these two boys bonuses for doing such a perfect job!”
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« Reply #74 on: May 29, 2006, 11:36:12 pm »
Quote from: Lucise on May 29, 2006, 02:31:41 pm
I am the only one playing?  Where is everyone else?   :-\:P

Mod Answer to "Milli" (who dat?):  In America, this is national holiday Memorial Day Weekend.  U two obviously live in countries other than the U.S. of A. 


Still here, Milli! The old stud duck hasn't run me off completely, yet...  ;)

So here goes:

Mrs. Twist: You come back and see us again!

Ennis: Yeah. Ahem, M'am, can I ask you somethin? 

Mrs. Twist: Sure, boy!

Ennis: My last chick told me that girls don't fall in love with fun.  S'that true?

Mrs. Twist: Sure, it is! Hell, otherwise I would hardly have married old Twist here, would I?

Ennis: It must be different with guys then because me and Jack, we always had lots of fun, and I loved it!  :)
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« Reply #75 on: May 29, 2006, 11:43:27 pm »
Cassie:     "Tell me what you think."
Alma Jr.:  "Is it true blonds have more fun?"
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« Reply #76 on: May 30, 2006, 09:11:33 am »
Ennis: "Is sex dirty?"
Jack: "Only if it's done right."
Ennis: "That was the most fun I ever had without laughing."
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« Reply #77 on: May 30, 2006, 11:02:39 am »
Rich and Earl are rocking in their favorite chairs on their front porch.

Rich:  "It's been a good life, Earl."

Earl:  "Yes it has, Rich."
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« Reply #78 on: May 31, 2006, 11:01:20 am »
Monroe:  "I'm sorry Alma.  I'm going to have to dock your pay for all of these broken jars.  Now clean up this mess quickly and get those brats out of here at once!"
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« Reply #79 on: May 31, 2006, 02:36:47 pm »
Minister:  "Ennis and Jack, as you have chosen to join together in a bond of marriage and have pledged yourselves to each other in the presence of family and friends, it is my joy and privilege to pronounce you partners in life."
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« Reply #80 on: May 31, 2006, 03:08:38 pm »
Good one, Fran.

J&E could move here to Massachusetts and we'll marry 'em!
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« Reply #81 on: May 31, 2006, 09:11:54 pm »
ENNIS:  I'm glad U saved our BBM shirts, Jack, but why on wire hangers, Jack, why?  No more wire hangers, U son of a whore son bitch!!   
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #82 on: June 02, 2006, 10:58:36 am »
Ennis:  We'll meet in November then.

Jack:  That's so cool dude!  We can celebrate your anniversary without Alma!  Do you still have that toboggan?  We can put it to good use!
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Re: "LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!"
« Reply #83 on: June 02, 2006, 06:36:27 pm »
Quote from: JulietteMontague on May 02, 2006, 09:03:40 pm
Jimbo: "Hell yeah, Jack!  I have a better idea.  Let's get a 30 packer and go rent a room!"   :D

That's actually kinda hot if you think about it....
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #84 on: June 02, 2006, 06:51:06 pm »
Quote from: Will-ABC on May 31, 2006, 09:11:54 pm
ENNIS:  I'm glad U saved our BBM shirts, Jack, but why on wire hangers, Jack, why?  No more wire hangers, U son of a whore son bitch!!   


:laugh: :laugh:  :laugh:
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain" - over 1,000 views!
« Reply #85 on: June 03, 2006, 12:37:42 pm »
Quote from: Fran-E on May 31, 2006, 02:36:47 pm
Minister:  "Ennis and Jack, as you have chosen to join together in a bond of marriage and have pledged yourselves to each other in the presence of family and friends, it is my joy and privilege to pronounce you partners in life."

. . . [turning to Ennis]  and if you don't kiss him - I will!!
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #86 on: June 03, 2006, 04:41:30 pm »
Ennis: "No body is eating unless you're serving... unless one of the girls can show me how to use a plate?!"
« Last Edit: June 03, 2006, 10:52:21 pm by Ray »
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #87 on: June 03, 2006, 04:57:27 pm »
Jack: "Your folks stop at 'Ennis'?"

Ennis: "No, they stopped at a tree!"
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #88 on: June 04, 2006, 04:29:13 am »
Ennis:  "I never realised there were different shapes and sizes."
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #89 on: June 06, 2006, 11:22:47 am »
Jack:  Now sit yer ignorant ass down in one of our lovely mauve velour dining chairs!
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« Reply #90 on: June 08, 2006, 03:33:11 am »

LUREEN:  Jack was teachin' Lil' Bobby Bytch how to drive one of them big-ass tractors and he dun run rite over his old grandpappy.  Now I inherit the entire Farm Equipment busine$$!  Yeeeeeee-haw!

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #91 on: June 08, 2006, 07:57:24 am »
Quote from: Ray on June 06, 2006, 11:22:47 am
Jack:  Now sit yer ignorant ass down in one of our lovely mauve velour dining chairs!


LD: Rodeo, stud duck calls the colors around here: them dumbass chairs is magenta.
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #92 on: June 08, 2006, 09:18:51 am »
Jack: Hahahahahaha, Stud Duck, You need glasses! You wrang it out once too many times and now your eyes are "Rose Stemmed"!
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #93 on: June 08, 2006, 12:58:02 pm »
LD: Hell yes, Rodeo, I've wrung it out. Your mother-in-law Fayette won't gimme none. So I'm turnin' that TV back on 'cuz boys should watch football players.
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #94 on: June 08, 2006, 01:43:22 pm »
Bobby:   Daddy .. Grandpa, what's it mean to "wring out"? 
Is it like what mommy says she'll do to Daddy's neck everytime he goes fishing?
Or is it like what I saw her doing to some old guy in Daddy's combine?
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #95 on: June 09, 2006, 01:41:19 pm »
Ennis' Mom:  Praise the maker!  That was a scary curve, but you're such a good driver, darling!  We're lucky to be alive!

Ennis' Dad:  I have it all under control, don't worry!  Let's get that money out of the coffe can and take the kids for a treat at the Dairy Queen!
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #96 on: June 09, 2006, 08:43:03 pm »
Quote from: Snowflakes on June 09, 2006, 01:41:19 pm
Ennis' Mom:  Praise the maker!  That was a scary curve, but you're such a good driver, darling!  We're lucky to be alive!
Ennis' Dad:  I have it all under control, don't worry!  Let's get that money out of the coffe can and take the kids for a treat at the Dairy Queen!

Oh, Snowflakes, that was sweet!
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #97 on: June 09, 2006, 09:09:37 pm »
L.D. Newsome:  Jack, you seem bored with my daughter.  Why don't you go and git yourself a little something on the side?
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #98 on: June 09, 2006, 09:23:49 pm »
Alma:  Ennis, don't you dare ever flip me over on my stomach again!   >:(
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #99 on: June 09, 2006, 09:27:53 pm »
Ennis's Father:  "Son, we didn't have enough money to buy you that B-B-gun you wanted, but we did have enough for this Barbie Doll.   Go on up to Earl and Rich's and play now."
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #100 on: June 09, 2006, 09:43:02 pm »
Mrs. Twist:  I'm sorry I can't offer you any refreshment, the cupboards are empty.  I do have some pot, do you want to go outside for a toke?   :D
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #101 on: June 10, 2006, 07:03:05 am »
Alma: Ennis, you know I'm not much of a restaurant person. When your friend comes, let's just go out with him and get drunk!

Ennis: Hunh?
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #102 on: June 10, 2006, 07:17:32 am »
Lureen's Mother at the Maternity ward:  "I brought you a whole box of formula, but your big stupid oaf father thought is was talc and tipped it all under his arm pits!"
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #103 on: June 10, 2006, 07:19:35 am »
Lureen's Father after the maternity ward visit: "Who keyed my car?"
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #104 on: June 10, 2006, 07:52:56 am »
Alma:   "Ennis, I bought this here strap-on so I can do the driving tonight"

Ennis:  "Sure Enough"
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #105 on: June 11, 2006, 03:17:26 pm »
Jack:  "Have you seen my blue parka?"

Lureen: "Yeh, I sent it to the dry cleaners to have all those white stains removed!"
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« Reply #106 on: June 11, 2006, 03:29:14 pm »
Haha Ray!  ;D


Lureen:  Why doesn't your buddy come over here to Texas and fish?

Jack: 'Cause our big horns ain't for Texas....errrrr..I mean, the mountains!  The Big Horn mountains ain't in Texas.
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #107 on: June 11, 2006, 04:47:16 pm »
Alma:    "Ennis, why don't you invite your friend to stay the night.  I'm feeling frisky and he's kinda cute.  You wouldn't mind a threesome would you?"

Ennis:    "You bet"
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #108 on: June 12, 2006, 12:17:49 pm »
Alma:   "Monroe, you and the girls do the dishes.  I cooked the turkey, and I'm tired."
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #109 on: June 19, 2006, 12:58:18 pm »
Monroe:  Alma, please pick up all of this spillage, and do take your time.  I'm going into the stockroom with Ennis for a few minutes.   :)
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« Reply #110 on: June 19, 2006, 01:35:29 pm »
Monroe:  "Mark my words, Alma.  Ten years from now, everybody in America's gonna be carvin' their turkey with an electric knife."
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #111 on: June 21, 2006, 03:00:04 pm »
Ennis:  I can't believe I left my darn shirt up there!

Jack:  Babe!  Puh-leeze! That shirt was sooo last summer hun!  You like totally like need to do more shopping honey-bun!  You can so totally call me when you like need anything ... I am here for you cupcake, plus I can totally take you to some rockin' gay bars up in Lightnin' Flat ... you can totally like gimme a shout!!
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #112 on: June 24, 2006, 03:48:42 pm »

Alma: "You didn't go up there to fish! You went up there hunting RED MEAT!"
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #113 on: June 26, 2006, 06:49:59 pm »
Quote from: Ray on June 24, 2006, 03:48:42 pm
Alma: "You didn't go up there to fish! You went up there hunting RED MEAT!"

I would like to make an amendment(sp? sorry I can't spell when I am stressing about exams) to Raymille's above comment:

Alma: "You didn't go up there to fish! You went up there hunting BANANAS!"

Btw the Elk is very happy you decided to use bananas instead of having her shot, she is very thankful as she can now Charelston all she likes and confuse the cast memebers no -end!

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #114 on: June 27, 2006, 02:18:34 pm »
Pa Newsome switches on Thanksgiving TV

Pa Newsome: "Oh look - the Sydney Mardi Gras is on! Boys should watch the Mardi Gras..."
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #115 on: July 01, 2006, 12:50:49 pm »
Aguirre:  "Of course I have work for you this summer, Jack!  Let's just give old Ennis a ring and see if he's free too!  I'll double your pay since you did such a good job last year and you worked as hard as you played!"
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #116 on: July 03, 2006, 04:41:21 pm »
Good one, Snowflakes. Here's another in that vein:

AGUIRRE: (picking up phone receiver): Where are my manners? You boys are excused. Why don't you head on down to the Bar and have a few on my house account. Sleep well. Don't do anything I would do.  Toodles!
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« Reply #117 on: July 06, 2006, 01:00:58 am »
JACK:  Hey, Ennis, they want us to do an ad for a new lubricant.

ENNIS:  What's it called?

JACK:  Annis!
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« Reply #118 on: July 06, 2006, 11:06:00 am »
Ennis' father to (young) Ennis: You've got to learn to talk things out with your brother, son.
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« Reply #119 on: July 06, 2006, 06:47:46 pm »
Alma:  Ennis, darling, thank you so much for buying this washer and dryer set!  I can get the laundry done lickety split, so we can go to the church social, the drive-in, the Knife 'n' Fork and the fireworks all in one day! 
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« Reply #120 on: July 07, 2006, 01:13:47 am »

JACK:  Hey, Ennis, they're changing the name of that new rectal lube product.  ::)

ENNIS:  We endorsed it!!  What's it gonna be called now?  ???

JACK:  "BetterMoist"!  ;D  :laugh:
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« Reply #121 on: July 07, 2006, 11:11:59 pm »
Alma:What are ya all dressed up for Ennis?

Ennis:Jack's coming to town, does my ass look big in these pants?
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« Reply #122 on: July 08, 2006, 01:30:36 am »
Aquirre's trailer trash office door sign:

"Visitors will be welcomed -- especially Gay guys!" - Joey Aggy

=aside= DeeDee
That one is funni about the big azz!
Glad that U & AnDre spoke again tonite,
confirming all of our plans for Tues. (rev.) eve
for a post-Gay Pride dinner and GLBTS drinx!!!
Will & Johnny Cakes
[S = straight]
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« Reply #123 on: July 09, 2006, 06:31:23 pm »
Linez of BBM =milestone= 2,000+ views  ;D  :)  :laugh:
The entertaining, popular and witty "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain" has proudly passed its =milestone= 2,000 "views" marker!  This fact makes it undisputedly one of the top favorites here at the Port of BetterMost!! ;D 

"BBM Linez" was, in fact, the most popular entry at the IMDB Port.  There was a much more supportive and diverse band of enthusiasts there, some of whom -- Banner Hill, Damiano, Jamaica Sugar, J-Shane, MoniMM, et al. -- remain there.  Many people at IMDB's BBM still yearn for the S.S. BBM Linez.  BTW, am I proud?  U bet!  "Linez" was eventually eclipsed in popularity only by the arrival of the "ABCz of BBM", which is now docked here at the Port of BetterMost!! :laugh:

Seafarin',

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« Reply #124 on: July 10, 2006, 01:35:13 pm »
Jack:  Lashawn sure is a lively little gal.  How'd you two meet anyway?

Randall:  A friend of mine fixed us up at an Aggie game.  You know what they say, "If your girlfriend won't, Tri Delt"?  Well, I did...[big sigh]...and now I'm married to a chattering squirrel. [bigger sigh]
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« Reply #125 on: July 10, 2006, 01:43:58 pm »
Jack to Ennis in Tent Scene 1:  "Fasten your seat-belt, it's going to be a bumpy night."
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« Reply #126 on: July 10, 2006, 01:46:34 pm »
Ennis to Jack: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #127 on: July 11, 2006, 05:32:42 pm »
Ennis:  You ever get the feelin', I don't know, when you're in town, and someone looks at you, suspicious... like he knows.  And then you get out on the pavement, and everyone, lookin' at you, and maybe they all know, too?

Jack:  Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #128 on: July 11, 2006, 05:37:05 pm »
Quote from: Fran-E on July 11, 2006, 05:32:42 pm
Ennis:  "You ever get the feelin', I don't know, when you're in town, and someone looks at you, suspicious... like he knows.  And then you get out on the pavement, and everyone, lookin' at you, and maybe they all know, too?"

Jack:  "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"

Loving the GWTW references, great film. I am off now to hit the sack: I am exhausted, but afterall ...tomorrow is another day!
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« Reply #129 on: July 12, 2006, 01:11:27 am »
JACK (to Father):
But Daddy Twist, I'm going with Ennis -- he's a MAN!!

MR. TWIST:
"Nobody's perfect!"


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It inspired my ode to "Some Like It Hot"!
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« Reply #130 on: July 12, 2006, 11:09:35 am »
L.D.:  Take a gander at my grandson!  He's as handsome as his father, atta boy Jack!  I'm glad he doesn't look like his old fart of a grandfather!   ;D
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« Reply #131 on: July 13, 2006, 02:23:35 am »
Mr. TWIST (to Mrs. Twist):
Honey Cakes, do U want me to go out and pick some of them little red fruits off the cherry tree so that U can bake us one? 

Mrs. TWIST (to Mr. Twist):
I sure do, U dirty ole man.

Mr. TWIST (to Mrs.):
That's great, Bytch, cause I sure wants to get me a piece !
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #132 on: July 13, 2006, 11:59:15 pm »
Randall:  Roy Taylor's got a little cabin down on Lake Kemp.  Got a croppie house...little boat.  Said I can use it whenever I want.  We ought to go down there some weekend.  Drink a little whiskey, fish a little, fool around a little.  Get away, you know?

Jack:  Mr. Malone, are you trying to seduce me?
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #133 on: July 14, 2006, 04:56:17 am »
What a great read these posts are...been sitting here laughing out loud.....heres one i just thought of...

When Alma opens the door and sees Jack and Ennis with their mouths locked together.......

Alma.......What the hell you doin there?

Jack.......Well Ennis stood at the top of the stairs....yelled "Jack fuckin Twist", then bounded down the stairs, missed the last four, went arse over tit and fell to the ground and knocked himself out"

Alma......and so what are you doin to him now?

Jack.......I'm trying to get the cigarette out of his mouth, without it goin out...do you know how expensive smokes are these days....
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #134 on: July 14, 2006, 02:27:40 pm »
Ang Lee has more than a few problems with the sheep:

Sheep #124:  Yo, Mr. Director, I need some clarification here.  Tell me one more time, what's my character's motivation for traveling up the mountain?

Sheep #89:  I told you, I don't do water.  You want me to cross that stream, you better get one of your "cowboys" to carry me across.

Sheep #227:  If that blue heeler even breathes on me, my attorney's gonna slap you with a lawsuit so fast your head'll spin.

Sheep #9:  Hey, it's been three hours.  Don't we get a lunch break?

Sheep #178:  Where's my close-up?  My contract specifically calls for a close-up.... 

Ang Lee (making mental note to self):  No more movies with sheep.
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #135 on: July 14, 2006, 11:01:24 pm »
Quote from: Memento on July 10, 2006, 01:46:34 pm
Ennis to Jack: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."


Jack to Ennis:  I hear ya there bud!  But I think having sex is like picking a fight.  You gotta be ready to roll on the ground, and if you can't pack a good punch, you better have a quick and ready tongue!

 ::) 8)
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« Reply #136 on: July 15, 2006, 07:47:44 am »

When the rodeo clown walks back to his buddies playing pool, after talking to jack at the bar.........


1st buddy...........What that cowboy talkin to you bout?

Rodeo clown........Not too sure, I think he has a thing for clowns.

1st buddy............Clowns eh, should join a bloody circus, I thought he was a bit QUEER..

Rodeo clown........Yeah, fancy having a thing for clowns, hey buddy, you wanna go to a
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #137 on: July 16, 2006, 05:23:56 pm »
After Jack is thrown off the bull at the rodeo:

The Announcer:  Oh, and down he goes!  Whoa, watch out there, fella! 
He's comin' for ya!  Send in the clowns.
(breaking into song here) 
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clowns....

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #138 on: July 31, 2006, 08:24:19 am »
***bump****

i hope im not out of line bumping this thread...there are so many good ones here....
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #139 on: July 31, 2006, 10:04:34 am »
Quote from: Fran-E on July 14, 2006, 02:27:40 pm
Ang Lee has more than a few problems with the sheep:

Sheep #124:  Yo, Mr. Director, I need some clarification here.  Tell me one more time, what's my character's motivation for traveling up the mountain?

Sheep #89:  I told you, I don't do water.  You want me to cross that stream, you better get one of your "cowboys" to carry me across.

Sheep #227:  If that blue heeler even breathes on me, my attorney's gonna slap you with a lawsuit so fast your head'll spin.

Sheep #9:  Hey, it's been three hours.  Don't we get a lunch break?

Sheep #178:  Where's my close-up?  My contract specifically calls for a close-up.... 

Ang Lee (making mental note to self):  No more movies with sheep.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Nice one Fran-E!!
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #140 on: August 01, 2006, 10:18:44 am »
Quote from: saucycobblers on July 31, 2006, 10:04:34 am
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Nice one Fran-E!!

Thanks.
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TS2:  Ennis sits by the fire alone.  Jack is inside the tent, waiting.  Ennis, pensive, glances over the tent but still sits...and sits...and sits....

Jack (rather impatiently):  "What're you waitin' for, cowboy...a matin' call?"
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« Reply #141 on: August 03, 2006, 01:12:36 pm »
"Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
Over two thousand five hundred views! :o  Don'tcha luv it? :)  Well, some with imagination and really creative humor do -- ones who can actually relate their joke to our #1 movie Brokeback Mountain! ;D   

Actually, "BBM Linez" was much more popular (#2) at the typically more diverse and generally younger-membered IMDB Board for Brokeback Mountain! O0

Special thanx to ALL  of the "BBM Linez" participants here at the BetterMost Forum, including 30, but not limited to:

Amanda
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U all are worthwhile contributors to the "BBM Linez"!!

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #142 on: August 03, 2006, 06:51:21 pm »
Congratz S.S. BBM Linez and Cap'n Will. This subject is a hoot!!
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #143 on: August 04, 2006, 12:47:28 am »
While Ennis is  busy with his spooked horse and the runaway mules, Jack kills time by singing:

He'll be coming around the mountain when he comes
He'll be coming around the mountain when he comes
He'll be coming around the mountain
He'll be coming around the mountain
He'll be coming around the mountain when he comes.

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« Reply #144 on: August 04, 2006, 01:37:19 pm »
Allrite!!!  Hit it!  Let's hear it one more time.............

He'll be cumin' round the Mountain when he cums,
He'll be cumin' round the Mountain when he cums;
He'll be cumin' round the Bareback,
He'll be cumin' round the Mountin',
He'll be cumin' round the Bareback Mountin' when he cums!  ;D :laugh:


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Do I have crystal balls or what? 
That's xactly what happened!!
(Actually, I saw the movie.)

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #145 on: August 06, 2006, 12:02:59 am »
After Jack surprises Ennis in Riverton after he hears about the divorce:

Ennis (to Alma Jr. and Jenny):  "Girls, guess who's coming to dinner?"
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« Reply #146 on: August 06, 2006, 11:53:59 am »
*Ennis decides for once he would take time off work to help Alma at A&P*

Alma: Ennis, it sure is nice of you to help me out at work and all. Oh can you put those sausages on display.

Ennis: Alright, it is just I am used to hidding sausages on Brokeback....
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« Reply #147 on: August 06, 2006, 01:41:53 pm »
MARY TWIST:  Want some coffee, don't U, Boy?

ENNIS del MAR:  Yes, Ma'am, I believe I will!

MARY TWIST:  A piece of sweet cherry cake, Gay Boy?

ENNIS:  Oh, I already had that sweet cherry cakes many times, Ma'am.  It was your sweet son "Jack".  Mmmm.  Damn, that azz -- ooopz -- I mean, Jacky was so sweet!!  U sure know how to bake 'em, Mrs. Twist!  ;)
   
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« Reply #148 on: August 07, 2006, 12:46:37 am »
L. D. Newsome sees his baby grandson for the first time.

L. D.:  Isn't he the spittin' image of his grandpa?
Fayette, Lureen, and Jack:  NO!
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« Reply #149 on: August 07, 2006, 10:53:00 am »
Quote from: Clara7615 on August 07, 2006, 12:46:37 am
L. D. Newsome sees his baby grandson for the first time.

L. D.:  Isn't he the spittin' image of his grandpa?
Fayette, Lureen, and Jack:  NO!

And Bobby (his first word): NOOOOOO!!!!!

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« Reply #150 on: August 08, 2006, 02:40:38 am »

Big L.D. NEWSOME:  Now that U all say "No!" to this big baby lookin' like me his granpappy, as I look from a different angle, baby Bobby seems a little Gay to me.  I can tell bi the way he holds his pink rattle.  Yeah, I think this baby Bobby has that Gay look in his eyes, too. 

LUREEN:  What are U sayin' Big Daddy?

L.D.  Honey Chile, I'm sayin' that your Gay baby Bobby looks more like your Gay husband Jacky!!
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #151 on: August 08, 2006, 05:31:00 pm »
In the kitchen of Alma and Monroe's home:


Alma: You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?

Ennis: Yes Alma. I see Jack Twist, but there ain't no fishin'.  We have been cheatin' on you and Lureen for years now.   We go to the mountains to fornicate and laugh about the two of you bein' so ignorant.
So, how have you been?
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear" in Lightnin' Flats
« Reply #152 on: August 10, 2006, 10:39:55 pm »
Mrs. Twist:  If you was any kind of a man, I wouldn't have no cherries left to put in no cakes.   For f**k sake old man, you haven't done nothing but sit there and bitch since you rode Big Billy in 1945. 

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear"
« Reply #153 on: August 10, 2006, 10:52:24 pm »
Dee dee, just looking at the pic you have on your posts....it looks like a pencil drawing of the reunion kiss...... it looks great.....can you give me a link or send me a copy please......
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« Reply #154 on: August 11, 2006, 03:19:04 am »
ENNIS' FATHER (to Ennis):  Yeah, like U were figuring, Boy, it was me that had Earl killed.  As a matter of fact, I dun did the job my damn self. 

ENNIS:  Why did U do that, Daddy Dearest?

ENNIS' FATHER:  Well, Boy, I told that bytch Earl to get rid of that f*cking queer Rich once and for all or if I heared anything more about them two 2gether, it might get Earl killed.  I just cudnt control my Gay jealousy.

ENNIS (disbelieving):  U mean, Daddy....

ENNIS' FATHER:  Yeah, Boy, Earl & I were secret homo lovers -- just like U & Jack.  U see Sonny Boy, U and your brother actually inherited that Gayness thing from me.
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« Reply #155 on: August 27, 2006, 12:10:28 am »
"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" scores way over 3,000 views!!

It sure was a popular enough attraction here at the Port of BetterMost.  "BBM Linez" has now hit over 3,000 views -- ironically, posthumously! :( 

Thanx for the special posted scripts from Fran, Lee, Sandy and Becky plus all of the PMs -- especially Victoria, DeeDee, Mandy and Mary! ;)

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« Reply #156 on: August 28, 2006, 12:47:26 am »
Adios Cap'n Will,

Sorry "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain" is galloping away from here, but glad you'll be back in the saddle again over at IMDB. Have a safe journey and take a trot over from time to time.

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" has sailed back to its homeport!
« Reply #157 on: October 26, 2006, 12:40:28 am »
I have removed the negative commentary on both sides from this thread.  Those interested in participating in the IMDB thread are more than welcome to do so.  If someone wants to carry this forward here, that is fine as well.  Let's keep comments positive and supportive.
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" has sailed back to its homeport!
« Reply #158 on: October 26, 2006, 02:02:24 am »
Thank you Phillip....
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« Reply #159 on: October 31, 2006, 01:36:04 am »
From the S.S. Linez ship Cap'n Will's cabin desk:

Acknowledging
Contributors to
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Hear in BBM"

Ann Marie

ATZ Amanda

Becky

Clara

David Hartford

DeeDee

Dre!

Eric SF

Fran

Front-Ranger Lee

Jim Shane

Juan in NYC

Juliette Montague

Lucise

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Pete Tannen

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Sheyne

Snowflakes

SouthEndMD

The Pirate Bride

Tonka Todd

Victoria

Will-U


Gamely,
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" has sailed back to its homeport!
« Reply #160 on: October 31, 2006, 04:47:35 am »
The game is gone from IMDb  :'(
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« Reply #161 on: October 31, 2006, 06:17:26 pm »
What-th...???  :(
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« Reply #162 on: November 07, 2006, 02:37:22 am »
"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
....incredibly reaches

4,000 views!!!!

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new game "Linez" entries
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"Linez" clearly has an interested viewer-ship!


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« Reply #163 on: March 06, 2008, 11:35:38 pm »
alma: "can me and monroe go fishin' with you and jack twist sometime soon?"

jack to ennis: "i've been puttin' the blocks to a male mexican prostitute lately"
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #164 on: March 24, 2008, 12:58:08 am »
Oh, I'm not at all surprised it's gone from IMDB. They delete posts or entire threads all the time.
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« Reply #165 on: May 29, 2008, 05:33:41 am »
Jack: Swear i didn't know we was gonna get into this again.

Ennis: Who's a naughty cowboy then, Yee Haw!!
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« Reply #166 on: January 07, 2009, 04:02:45 pm »

Jack:  Is it in yet?     :o
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« Reply #167 on: January 07, 2009, 04:11:02 pm »
Ennis:  Hell yeah, it´s in. Whut? Did I use too much KY?
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« Reply #168 on: January 07, 2009, 04:14:48 pm »
Ennis:  Jack, that shade of pink is NOT good on you.
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« Reply #169 on: January 07, 2009, 04:33:41 pm »
Ennis: Yes, Alma. Jack IS nasty.
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« Reply #170 on: January 08, 2009, 06:10:25 am »
Ang Lee: I think Ennis should do a little song and dance rountine after SNIT
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« Reply #171 on: January 08, 2009, 06:11:55 am »
Chilean herder: I KNOW what Jack likes
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« Reply #172 on: January 08, 2009, 08:13:28 am »
Joe Aguirre: I knew it would pay off to hire those two.

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« Reply #173 on: January 08, 2009, 08:15:30 am »
Quote from: Penthesilea on January 08, 2009, 08:13:28 am
Joe Aguirre: I knew it would pay off to hire those two.


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« Reply #174 on: January 08, 2009, 09:01:52 am »
Monroe during Thanksgiving dinner: I bought this electric knife instead of a read porsche.
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« Reply #175 on: January 08, 2009, 02:13:52 pm »
Ennis, on a post-reunion fishin' trip:  "Dammit Jack, I told you the 1970 Chenin Blanc, not the 1971!"
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #176 on: January 08, 2009, 02:29:27 pm »
Aguirre: Good work!
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #177 on: September 09, 2009, 11:39:43 pm »
Alma: Ennis, ya think we could invite Jack over, few drinks, see where it goes..?
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #178 on: September 10, 2009, 03:06:20 pm »
Quote from: stonebiscuit on September 09, 2009, 11:39:43 pm
Alma: Ennis, ya think we could invite Jack over, few drinks, see where it goes..?

 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #179 on: September 10, 2009, 03:08:32 pm »
Quote from: stonebiscuit on September 09, 2009, 11:39:43 pm
Alma: Ennis, ya think we could invite Jack over, few drinks, see where it goes..?
:laugh: ;D


thanks for reminding me about this thread!
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #180 on: September 10, 2009, 03:17:23 pm »
Ennis:  You know I ain't queer.

Jack:  Yeah, try saying it with a deeper voice next time.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #181 on: September 10, 2009, 03:22:46 pm »
Alma: I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick.
        I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
        It felt so wrong,
        it felt so right.
        Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
        I kissed a girl and I liked it.
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #182 on: September 10, 2009, 03:31:55 pm »
Ennis´s horse: You up for a threesome?
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #183 on: September 11, 2009, 05:54:49 am »
John Twist: Oh it was ever so nice havin Jack around the place, did a lovely job with the base coat on the back shed....
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #184 on: September 11, 2009, 06:23:54 am »
Ennis: Carpe diem!
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #185 on: September 13, 2009, 03:15:21 am »
Quote from: Buffymon on September 10, 2009, 03:22:46 pm
Alma: I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick.
        I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
        It felt so wrong,
        it felt so right.
        Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
        I kissed a girl and I liked it.


Another dyke night at the Knife & Fork success story
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #186 on: September 13, 2009, 05:24:59 am »

LaShawn: - - -
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #187 on: September 13, 2009, 06:12:50 pm »


Jack: Shut up Ennis - I can't hear myself think.

Ennis to ma Twist: What sorta flour you use in the cherry cake? The texture's divine.

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #188 on: September 13, 2009, 06:22:41 pm »
Ennis:  Why do we need a condom?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #189 on: September 14, 2009, 06:42:33 am »
Alma Jnr: Why does Daddy always take vaseline and handcuffs on his fishing trips?
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #190 on: September 29, 2009, 06:09:48 am »
Ennis: Can we listen to some disco or something? I'm sick of this Roger Miller crap.
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #191 on: February 05, 2010, 10:36:40 pm »




 How many damned Parkas you got, anyhow?
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #192 on: June 21, 2010, 04:05:51 pm »
Which one a them sheep are you seein tonight?
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