Author Topic: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"  (Read 121581 times)

Will-U

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« Reply #150 on: August 08, 2006, 02:40:38 am »

Big L.D. NEWSOME:  Now that U all say "No!" to this big baby lookin' like me his granpappy, as I look from a different angle, baby Bobby seems a little Gay to me.  I can tell bi the way he holds his pink rattle.  Yeah, I think this baby Bobby has that Gay look in his eyes, too. 

LUREEN:  What are U sayin' Big Daddy?

L.D.  Honey Chile, I'm sayin' that your Gay baby Bobby looks more like your Gay husband Jacky!!

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain"
« Reply #151 on: August 08, 2006, 05:31:00 pm »
In the kitchen of Alma and Monroe's home:


Alma: You still go fishin' with Jack Twist?

Ennis: Yes Alma. I see Jack Twist, but there ain't no fishin'.  We have been cheatin' on you and Lureen for years now.   We go to the mountains to fornicate and laugh about the two of you bein' so ignorant.
So, how have you been?
In America sex is an obsession.  In other parts of the world it is a fact.

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear" in Lightnin' Flats
« Reply #152 on: August 10, 2006, 10:39:55 pm »
Mrs. Twist:  If you was any kind of a man, I wouldn't have no cherries left to put in no cakes.   For f**k sake old man, you haven't done nothing but sit there and bitch since you rode Big Billy in 1945. 

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear"
« Reply #153 on: August 10, 2006, 10:52:24 pm »
Dee dee, just looking at the pic you have on your posts....it looks like a pencil drawing of the reunion kiss...... it looks great.....can you give me a link or send me a copy please......
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It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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"Linez =U= Won't Hear @ del Mar House"
« Reply #154 on: August 11, 2006, 03:19:04 am »
ENNIS' FATHER (to Ennis):  Yeah, like U were figuring, Boy, it was me that had Earl killed.  As a matter of fact, I dun did the job my damn self. 

ENNIS:  Why did U do that, Daddy Dearest?

ENNIS' FATHER:  Well, Boy, I told that bytch Earl to get rid of that f*cking queer Rich once and for all or if I heared anything more about them two 2gether, it might get Earl killed.  I just cudnt control my Gay jealousy.

ENNIS (disbelieving):  U mean, Daddy....

ENNIS' FATHER:  Yeah, Boy, Earl & I were secret homo lovers -- just like U & Jack.  U see Sonny Boy, U and your brother actually inherited that Gayness thing from me.
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"Linez =U= Won't Hear" hits 3,000 views
« Reply #155 on: August 27, 2006, 12:10:28 am »
"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" scores way over 3,000 views!!

It sure was a popular enough attraction here at the Port of BetterMost.  "BBM Linez" has now hit over 3,000 views -- ironically, posthumously! :( 

Thanx for the special posted scripts from Fran, Lee, Sandy and Becky plus all of the PMs -- especially Victoria, DeeDee, Mandy and Mary! ;)

Sea-ya,
Cap'n Will ;D & 1st Matey Dre O0

Continue the "BBM Linez" fun and then some.....
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" has rtn'd to IMDB!
« Reply #156 on: August 28, 2006, 12:47:26 am »
Adios Cap'n Will,

Sorry "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain" is galloping away from here, but glad you'll be back in the saddle again over at IMDB. Have a safe journey and take a trot over from time to time.

Sandy

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" has sailed back to its homeport!
« Reply #157 on: October 26, 2006, 12:40:28 am »
I have removed the negative commentary on both sides from this thread.  Those interested in participating in the IMDB thread are more than welcome to do so.  If someone wants to carry this forward here, that is fine as well.  Let's keep comments positive and supportive.
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" has sailed back to its homeport!
« Reply #158 on: October 26, 2006, 02:02:24 am »
Thank you Phillip....
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" Contributors
« Reply #159 on: October 31, 2006, 01:36:04 am »
From the S.S. Linez ship Cap'n Will's cabin desk:

Acknowledging
Contributors to
"Linez =U= Won't
Hear in BBM
"


Ann Marie

ATZ Amanda

Becky

Clara

David Hartford

DeeDee

Dre!

Eric SF

Fran

Front-Ranger Lee

Jim Shane

Juan in NYC

Juliette Montague

Lucise

Mandy

Memento

Pete Tannen

Ray

Saucy Cobblers

Sheyne

Snowflakes

SouthEndMD

The Pirate Bride

Tonka Todd

Victoria

Will-U



Gamely,
Cap'n Will


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